Taken For Granted

now you got to explain that

i'm the reason all the rappers got the

fakes

i think so it could be i can't confirm

it but i would love to hear more on why

you think and see that's where y'all try

to trap

me do you say something and just no did

that be that yes

that's all i have for you is that i

think it's your fault

i don't have any particular reason why i

think that is but it's just a gut

feeling issue

they're looking for your audience

because you're a troll and they're

trolling i'm not a troll anymore but you

birth trolling see that's the thing

about trolling once you do it you're

responsible for a generation doing it

after you it doesn't matter if you don't

do it anymore

you birthed that yeah it was i stood in

ventral

and now look now we have fake kodak and

fake whoever just man jerry frick fakes

there's a fake fake jerk too isn't there

yeah there's a fake of the fake dirt

picnic

they called the fake and i'm not

reporting on any of it y'all are not

going to do that to my job in career

choices

where i come in here and report on the

fakes of real people

no i'm sorry yo

i'm not

they call the fake kodak kodak crack

though that was funny

i ain't gonna lie

that's what got me to look like wait who

wait hold up

what's his name i mean it's funny if you

get to watch hip-hop from your little

phone inside of a room and your mom's

house but kodak almost died about three

months ago surprised he's still here

anytime his name comes up i'm in awe

that he was that close to the gunman

shooting at him and he survived

so you want me to have time to laugh at

the fake kodak now sorry to make it

serious that fast right here but we hear

them i

no

see i don't see

all right keep it serious i don't

understand why you want to be the fake

when that just happened to the real

well that's my thing that's the whole

point the fake dirt you know y'all are

faking real [ __ ]

that being real [ __ ]

mm-hmm that mistaken identity can happen

with hip-hop's fascination or not just

hip-hop but american american pop

culture is a fascination with celebrity

no strange [ __ ]

yeah no celebrity yeah street shirt a

little bit of both

in this case

i think that's i think it's more street

[ __ ] no that's the thing with hip-hop

because the street [ __ ] made a lot of

[ __ ] celebrities well true true so i

think it's more street [ __ ] than that

even back in the day with mafia culture

[ __ ] was fascinated with that [ __ ]

still you get what i'm saying

i mean it's a little more die down now

but [ __ ] used to be fascinated with

that [ __ ] it's the same [ __ ] because now

it's died down now because now they got

their own street [ __ ] instead of

these over here that they have black

street [ __ ] but you know what i'm

saying though it's it just was glorified

yeah this is a little different

it's just always even the girls they

love the bad guy

yeah they love the bad boy yo from the

beginning of time white black child it

don't matter what you're they just love

what are we supposed to talk about

scissor tweeted

i thought we were supposed to talk about

yeah we were gonna talk about that

sister tweeted how the nice guys

uh you get a lot more [ __ ] being nice

trust me that [ __ ] [ __ ]

is over with

now before i lead with an obnoxious

tapes what do y'all think about that

well i'm not going to go because my take

is going to be equally as obnoxious

[ __ ] out of here yo

you disagree with him no you could get

pushed

don't let him trap you

he's what's this what do you want parks

think and then i'll play music you don't

have to get into your but where do you

all stand me and a sharp knife i used to

play the obnoxious uh mean guy role and

it was successful but i i changed my

ways

and it worked too

yeah i used to be a dick and and

being nice worked a lot works a lot

better today

why you won't sing with me

no anybody can't sing like you yo

if the voice of an angel

no i'm gonna this [ __ ] can sing for

real i'm gonna get in the same way

everybody can i'm gonna get in the same

with me

you're gonna play neo thinking

hey

come on ish we here now come on dirty

max central

yo don't tell that to my girl yo

what if you her ex

don't see my girl in target and start

talking about how long it's been since

y'all i don't want to hear none of that

[ __ ]

cause she's gonna come home and tell me

don't see my girl and start talking

about the fun [ __ ] you used to do man we

went to great adventure no [ __ ] she

don't remember none of that [ __ ] no more

[ __ ] neil talking about it you don't

gotta answer this if it's too personal

leave my girl alone

but do

tell us about you writing that song and

when you said that to women you ain't

never dirty mac whoa dirty back songs be

kind of fire though they're the best

songs there's really a lot i'm saying

mario hit me a day before we were

supposed to record last part i was like

yo i'm in town can i come but i missed

it it was hectic but i'm like yo we got

to get him here to discuss just he

wanted him yeah

yeah now him a bunch of jagged edge

songs what is neal you heard neil just

now yo

great that you've got somebody and you

can tell me too but but

something is wrong in the next line yeah

you making me mad listen

bathroom floor the counter yeah do you

all think that your partner ever think

about their ex sex partners

probably probably yeah probably

fam everybody

you can't no no no no no no you're doing

that that mail podcast

stop

yes with that very obvious answer y'all

are right with that very obvious answer

okay i'm asking what do you think they

think when they're thinking this rasheed

used to be tearing my ass up

yeah

fam i might not [ __ ] the best

i'm gonna keep it above i might die

ain't [ __ ] [ __ ] when you got to start

using words like humans

you know

you win you went in totality yeah

oh somebody might have been yeah

when you got that clock and see that

seven minutes went by and be like

and that's cool with y'all it is what it

is [ __ ] it what i'm supposed to do

[ __ ] better

listen to what i'm saying somebody got

better dick than you

he might not be the better man than you

but he might got better dick than you

but what if she don't like the better

man the guy

i like i like the worst [ __ ] then go be

with him no you could be the worst [ __ ]

all right what that mean i got the best

dick

yo these guys are good

these guys are good boy

it's fine don't worry about it see why

we can't get sponsors we come right in

with the hot [ __ ]

see he should have to keep that in his

relationship right he's not happy with

his chick so he's still calling my

chick's name that's on you [ __ ] don't

say that to mine she ain't calling your

name [ __ ] while i'm here and if she is

that bathroom better be soundproof

that shower better yeah i better not

hear it i better not hear her

[ __ ] hello

no no where's she gonna say that she

better go walk the dog they're gonna be

in the car somewhere she had to run to

the store

we ran out of sugar it better be

something

you're not saying that around the house

though he got the sugar

what would you do

it's nothing you could do huh

don't tell me there's nothing not about

her saying a [ __ ] name i'm saying if

your girl really thought somebody had

better dick than you oh you're just done

this fool said you just just she weighed

her options she's like i like it better

here no but listen come on you really

want to have this talk come on let's

have this talk

so for every girlfriend like real

girlfriends wait let me reply and get to

it

nothing you could do gotcha however

you don't want to be in the same

ballpark you don't want to be here i

hope i'm in the i don't want to be

that's what that's that's what i'm

saying of course there's going to be a

better sexual partner hold on

let's see that now that goes into like

she might not even let you know that

she's never going to let you but that so

how do you you might think that goes i'm

just talking about what you want to be

i'm not talking about you getting

confirmation of it this could be a myth

in your head okay but you should i think

want to be in the

vicinity of somebody yeah yeah

absolutely now unless that's just and it

all unless that's just out of reach

might be a all or not sometimes that

might be in the upper echelon some days

i might take a day off you know what i'm

saying but she still know you could get

it there yeah you might be bullshitting

every now and again but she still know

that you can bring smoke

what about your best smoke my dad even

um

a lot of women y'all ain't gonna make it

that far away

if the best smoke

yeah can't yeah they're not they're not

with that today i'm a virgo with that

[ __ ]

like i see him say it anyway that yo if

if you got at least be some i gotta

enjoy the sex with you yeah women are

way more special yeah they're not i

don't know what you guys you're not

gonna get to that exactly exactly

so if your best smoke is is trash to her

y'all ain't gonna get but so far i agree

i agree with that

no i think ice is right women women tend

to be more sexual than us in that

they less tolerable of bad dick

i can speak for me i can't speak for

nobody else

i could and you're speaking for women

right now

no but i you know i got a million female

friends they tell you like dog if

somebody got a

a little dick it's nothing they could do

with it

[ __ ] they'll say like if somebody got

regular dick they could work with it but

little dick they'd be like fam it's

nothing you could do

you could be the greatest dude in the

world to you and you

reporting this too

little dick analysis here on the jv

i think it's like a little dick 9-1-1

oh [ __ ]

you wow

but we'll tolerate

well

i don't know i can't speak for other

[ __ ] but uh it's other [ __ ] to me

intangible [ __ ] that

i could tolerate medium so that's why

some women is a two-way street yo and i

i'm listen we ain't starting with this

there we are we're here

it's a lot of women be sparing men you

know

what the ego yeah yeah

and let me thank the women that do that

by the way i'm appreciative and grateful

no dead ass

i made a mistake and was in one of the

little clubhouse rooms a million years

ago when i was over there a lot

and you know you're a dude so you're

trying to be in the rooms where all the

women are

and they got to having girl talk like

but like locker room girl talk like

[ __ ]

and i was in there but i'm famous i

didn't care he was just talking

and they started playing some game like

post a picture of the

biggest dick you ever had and a few of

them started posting pictures

you put your phone down

i think i dropped my phone in the toilet

because i had rushed to the bathroom to

throw up

like

i wanted to go fight some of these

[ __ ] for harming her

yeah why you put that in her

why you did that

then some of them chicks were trying to

dm me talking about what's good nothing

now

over here shorty

yeah no no

i appreciate that from the women shout

out to the women out there i certainly

did not mean to start this graphic in

this vulgar welcome to episode 531 yeah

531 of the joe budden podcast i'm your

humble gracious grateful and highly

favored

excuse me highly favorite host joe

budden here with a few of my nearest and

dearest parks is here

issues here ice is here cory is here

young boys in the back yeah

good to hear from y'all how was

everybody's weekend fantastic man a nice

little weekend a little party

hello party tell us more on saturday

yeah it was a euphoria theme party so

all the girlies came with little uh you

know gems on their face and whatnot and

of course i decided to take it to the

next level and eat mushrooms

you know parks

we ought to cut all of that

i'm

yeah but i was losing my mind i was

having a good time it was a festival

here there's like three different

parties no i had all my clothes on [ __ ]

yeah that's how much fun we had well

true true all right but it was a

festival there was a party in this side

partying that side party upstairs party

in the yard it was

and i was losing my mind it was great

good times

people said it was losing their mind and

not interrogate further oh please

i don't have to be yeah i hate when

y'all do that y'all interrogation it's

your idea i don't even know what you

mean i don't know but what does he mean

i was just running all over the place uh

i was trying to watch the fight you

can't watch a fight when you're tripping

on mushrooms man that's just

i felt like i was in the fight that the

hook was coming

i had to get the [ __ ] out of the 3d

fight yeah yeah yeah the oculus along

with it it was too much like talking to

other people that weren't tripping

and i just had to like run out of the

conversations constantly like

and [ __ ] just using the oculus to beat

their kids i'm sorry huh definitely

[ __ ] put them glasses on and get right

to punching it

he just ran by you

on purpose

yeah y'all gotta stop fronting man

some of your kids just bad

excuse oh [ __ ] all right so parks had a

blast

mushrooms ran around streaking great

about this

street

oh i was on my domestic [ __ ]

and then my life i don't know what that

means i did my lawn this weekend [ __ ]

talking getting your landscaping

he always had grass

and he not load a little a report came

out of the rent hikes in the respective

areas

he wouldn't bought a lawnmower

he wouldn't try to be trying to make

[ __ ] look cute a little bit he got the

rod joint stupid yeah

you were saying about your weekend i

just was on some home [ __ ] i like that

no seriously that's funny i like doing

that [ __ ] my little [ __ ] backyard is

fun to uh

that [ __ ] took hours and hours and hours

i'm sure it took all day and your phone

was dead

oh it might have been you know

i know i know the game

no

i can't never get a pound ice how about

you man oh i had a little second weekend

in a row with eyes hey

i took my baby on a little date no daddy

daughter date and we spent the whole day

and those are the greatest the best [ __ ]

ever man i love it it is what you did oh

we went to the zoo we went to the park

went to the aquarium

damn

you loved all the animals yeah yeah she

loved all the [ __ ] animals man

and um we were gonna go to uh six flags

on monday but the weather was [ __ ] up

you'll be feeling bad for the animals in

the zoo no okay

no it's probably the mushrooms

raised

on animals

your level of symptoms man i feel you

like yo why are you why are you in here

dog like

you should

yeah that was it like just chill out

with baby girl

that was my weekend

i got a blast yeah i love it man what

you did joe

i was away

ran to houston

a little staycation for the food that's

when you got money you just ran to

houston like it was livingston

it's nice bro why don't you paint me one

one of these days i'm yeah you know just

took a you know flew to st bart's real

quick came right back

just that bad we get off track it's

houston saint bart no i'm just saying ah

they're good houston ain't saying bart's

[ __ ]

houston you know ran to houston chill

out for a little bit

r r some rest

ated some restaurants

uh no not too much sightseeing

i was just chilling i

i i hit the spot and just kind of relax

and and rest i told y'all when i leave

it's about rest

i ain't trying to turn it up in the

respective city yo i'm here for one

night

i'm here for two nights what's good out

here

i don't like you gotta start hitting the

mixie girls in the town no no but i just

chilled it was a good time

uh i think i'm on a diet now that's how

that's how i ate

like that's how i ate houston food to do

that though what's your favorite soup

cajun lamb chops [ __ ]

chicken and waffles the [ __ ] fried

okra um [ __ ] jerk calamari it's just

like wait did you say jerk calamari yeah

they was bugging out there

they bad [ __ ] on the menu

oh

so it was nothing but a bunch of eating

and laying up

and

i'm not at the age where you could just

eat and lay up anymore i gotta get

active

i gotta get active and that's what i

learned about me too like the room

temperature has to be at

69 or 70 for me to [ __ ] really good

i feel you yeah affiliate mm-hmm

like and just knowing your body and

i know i'm being silly but i'm being

serious i don't know and just knowing

you listen if if you have that at 73 i

don't understand women no like if you

know we've been a little sweaty sexy

but after a meal i'm a not having sex

period and b

g that's white privilege nah it's a

little hotter that's why is it after the

meal they expect some dick from us from

most brothers i gotta lay down for a

little bit see i be one two two

[Laughter]

being there farting and [ __ ] like no i

gotta chill out no you like anything

yeah when it's a little warmer it kind

of get me in my

sweaty bag yeah i might start showing

off hell no but then you sweating for a

while no i'm gonna show off

you gonna be sweating well they're gonna

sweat after about eight pumps but

you're a spartan

see this guy i hear this [ __ ] he's just

[ __ ] pumped yo

[ __ ] sponsors

girls don't start sweating never mind

bro anyway

yeah it's all right

it's cool no i'm uh you got to be

prepared for that sweaty sex though yeah

like

i was i was

i was sweating like some type of [ __ ]

greek goddess and [ __ ] she started

feeling that spit at me but i couldn't

get no spit

it was all on my chest

dehydrated in there

all these grits in my belly

want something you want water

spitting hot sauce in that boy now you

don't take a break you're the waiter let

me get us both a little drink

oh man

how much truth y'all want to tell that

anyway man what y'all want to talk about

what do y'all what do y'all want to

discuss

uh shout out to the first and last time

listeners shout out to the day one shout

out to the patrony shout out to

everybody uh actually before i start

shout out to every

uh

don't ask me where iran is inspired from

but shout out to

all of the people out there

how do i word this

um

that are not taking for granted all of

the things that help them

be them

that might have been a confusing

sentence

but i'm just seeing a lot

and i'm hearing a lot

and sometimes we just take for granted

the things that

are better able to make us function and

help us function right like

like your significant other that you

might be beefing with or plotting to get

away from she might be very integral to

sure the functioning of not just your

life but you

and we might not know it

that job

yeah that's keeping you busy

friends family all that

it's just a lot of things

that help us

be us

and because life is moving so fast we

might take those things for granted

until you see a [ __ ] a few years later

or talk to a [ __ ] a few years later

without some of those same variables so

i just want to i want to say that

because mental health is always at the

forefront

summer's about to get hot

[ __ ] home from jail and they plotting

uh no i just thought that was important

to say i liked that that was good i

thought it was an important place

because we start because we take things

for granted we do and we get antsy like

yo i gotta change things i gotta change

things up you know whatever it may be

friends circle

co-workers whatever it may be and like

that [ __ ] might have been really all

right for you you just needed a break or

a vacation or whatever it may be

don't go through

throwing away the baby with the bath

water or something i think it's like

come on ash you know that yeah

i feel you that's that's it that's my

that's my little cutesy message to start

um now where do you gentlemen want to

begin anywhere in the universe the floor

is yours

do you want to get into some fashion

breakdown you're looking very

fashionable today you look like you

could have been in the gala

the gala lots of colors but hit the the

gown thank you

nice drawstrings

thank you or not i don't know if i'm

being complimented this you are

i gotta watch sense of humor people hide

the truth in their jokes

um the met gala all right didn't think

we were starting there but we are

fashionistas here at the jbp aren't we

who no we're not we're not that was

sarcastic that was a sarcasm guy we're

not we're not fashionistas i'll start

calling now okay thank you all right so

report on it one of y'all leave give it

to me all right talk about it i don't

know nothing about the met gala i still

don't know the purpose of it

what is the purpose of it to get fly and

show up we are the people that are

starting watching

a bunch of rich [ __ ] get

together and show off and get drunk

it's a fundraiser they raise money oh

see they raise money for it for you to

be invited to this event

you have to be rich or you have to

donate to

that's where i get lost in what it is i

don't know if it's one specific cause if

there are several causes but you have to

donate

and then

you're invited and then you go and it's

a big event they have a little dinner

and there's a show and then there's

after parties and but this is for the

elite of the elite which is why i

wouldn't know about it um

and that's that and it's a big to do

they have a theme every year

so so the costumes are fit to the theme

you'd have to be an invite to know what

the theme was unless they leaked it

right there in america and anthology of

fashion

guilded glamour gilded glamour i don't

know what any of that means yeah

this is all weird it's fashionistas

way above my pay grade

it seems like people just kind of wore

whatever they thought was fly

some people i'm sure tried to stick to

the theme but what do y'all have to

report on on this i was on a plane when

all of this was going on but they posted

all the outfits you see them all over

what what's y'all take

a lot of you [ __ ] look crazy but i'm

not using it

nuts i'm not qualified to say that

because i can't dress so

that's my take i don't know nothing

about none of this fashion [ __ ] it looks

weird to me you never getting the cape

and it's a never kill i'm never wearing

that with a snap back on time i'm never

wearing those shorts with my tuxedo

no wait i might with the long socks i

might do that all right you got it now a

lot of these people were dressed by a

specific designer uh some of them

accompanied by the designer so i mean

this is high class fashion [ __ ] that

again i don't know nothing about uh i

thought odell looked great i said with

that [ __ ] uh that green that that

dark mint green outfit not that anyone

out there is listening to see who i

thought looked great

but i thought odell looked really good

uh

this jack harlow he was fly this jack

harlow conversation ice wants to run

from or have i don't know

[Music]

sales prediction not running from

anything oh you gotta sell a lot of

records i think what's a lot

250

what let's let's do it right now

you have him doing 250 two next week 250

is a lot audience we have bumped into an

argument we are here okay or debate

is it uh

what's the [ __ ] called first class isn't

that number one single it is

i would put them in the 200 somewhere

okay um his last album did

51. did it have a big single a number

one single what's popping it was a big

single was it number one i'm not sure

where it went

had a big single

his popularity is where is he though

absolutely 100 star power is a lot come

on argue better the little nasdaq record

helped him yeah i'm with you yeah i

don't have him doing 250.

i don't have him

doing over 100. he breaks 100.

so what you got him doing

i got him 80 80s to 100 i see him in the

200 range i want to hear more of the why

from each side of this argument the why

for me is that he has a huge single and

he's got a bunch of features on the

record apparently this someone said he's

got nothing but legends on the record on

the album but we don't know none of that

yet i don't know anything yet but i mean

i would assume that he's got some big

feelings is mainly going off of a number

one record number one record

his star power nah he's star power it

should have increased since the last

project

he was white the last project yeah but

he's still coming but he's still white

and this is his now second project

reached some black demo he's reached way

more white demo his number should do

about

buck 50 buck 20 from now you're only

basing this off of what his last album

i'm basing off his last album and what

i've seen from there to here now

again i give him the nas record and his

record those are two both of those hit

one

but outside of that and and with his new

single that wasn't it wasn't a one

that's been out for a long time it was

just recently released

so

yeah i don't have it pushing it that

high maybe i'm putting too much stock in

the number one that's entirely possible

but usually when someone has a hit

record on their album it's gonna do

more than fifty thousand more than a

hundred thousand wait they got

expectations already yeah what's the

expectation

160 to 180. okay

come home the kids miss you see

yo come on man

come home the kids miss you

that is so hard

what's wrong expected to debut number

one on the us albums chart next week

with 160 to 180 000 sold ice so you're

wrong

i'm not wrong we don't know what the

[ __ ] it did i don't even understand this

well you said you didn't have them

breaking 100. and their projection is

not going to be 60 000 off i'm just

saying i don't even understand we've

seen this just last week with them

giving kendrick's projections and that

album comes out next week and i think

they're going i think they're wrong i

think it's gonna be higher than that i'm

just i don't understand where you're

coming off with these projections on

albums that's not out and you have

nothing to make well it is he's at least

kind of single

okay what does that have to do i i don't

know just this is kind of ice we'll

never know what single is a symbol of

it's a sort of gauge well if you already

know your single is the number one

single on the charts

means you have some

[Music]

notoriety so somebody else could be

potentially going to wait for your

project or to buy your [ __ ]

no whatever he did last album and this

is just my

ignorant non-insider take

i stopped looking at that once they put

him on that little vacation with drake

what are you gonna be okay with drake

yeah he was told me anything i need to

know

that told me

that somebody is looking at numbers that

say you need to be here they're trying

to go they're trying to go there and

everybody supports him going there get

him over there does he have a drake or

do we know i'm positive

record oh okay yeah it leaked there's a

drink right there it might be another

one

and when is the album it don't matter

because he's so he's so there's a word

for what he is but now i hear the drake

and a lot of his records

oh yeah he's a song maker this guy he is

and i'm i'm

like i don't want it to sound like it's

not a knock yeah yeah there's no i'm not

hating on johnny that's a compliment um

i like jack i like his music i like the

last album he's likeable yeah you just

don't think he'll do 250. i don't i

don't about 250 that might have been

overshooting like i said i might be

putting too much and i could have shot i

think the 200 range though

to go to 150 from your album doing 50

you put himself in a different class

yeah

you know in a one after one album jump

and in a one album jump that's not to be

overlooked he's at the met gala with one

album right

he's done that means somebody paid

whatever that ticket was for him to be

there

there is big money and big backing and

upward stock in jack harlow and the

girls like him too which is also

something that tells me he's gonna do a

lot of numbers like when girls like your

[ __ ]

you're gonna sell yeah the girls are

putting him on memes saying oh look what

he used to look like now [ __ ] the [ __ ]

out of him like once they start doing

that yeah

but why

it

um

all right yeah i could be wrong again

i'm probably am but i just didn't see it

so and again i y'all could miss me with

this expectations

weeks before you know before the album

drop usually it was the album dropped

they see how it's moving they're looking

at certain things and then they make a

projection couple days afterwards this

is nuts to me when they start doing this

i don't know where this came from

i don't get it i'm surprised that

they're not uh i didn't realize he was

dropping this friday either i thought

that there would be another single

unboxing especially if you had i'm just

getting cops

i'm buying this and i know it's some

[ __ ] on there it's like somebody's last

album is good

i'm buying this one

and

everybody's delivered thus far pusha t

delivered future delivered

i expect jack to deliver and i expect

kendrick to deliver

i don't think these dates even get lined

up like exactly without uh

all right track list out talk of the

town young harleesy i'll do anything to

make you smile first class do a leaper

sidepiece movie star feature pharrell

little secret i got a shot churchill uh

churchill downs featuring drake uh like

a like a blade of grass parent trap

featuring justin timberlake poison

featuring lil wayne nail tech state fair

this is out of here yes it's gone okay

four singles

you can read this and know what's going

on you can see what's going on with this

now back to y'all do you all have an

educated met galatians take y'all y'all

really

i just think you know some of the

designers go far far left on purpose i

think sizzle looked great i think uh

cardi looked great okay look nice um

blake lively look really nice i like

that dress alicia keys had wrong with

new york city on it that was hard it's

creative

she's gonna find her they're gonna find

a way to put new york on something oh

yeah always

always no question no

but yo you was mentioning i mean not to

get off matt gala but we we this ain't

our back um

just mentioning that everybody delivered

with their albums you see future went

and released a deluxe

he did in his album yeah i didn't even

see that

no one did because it's not listed as a

deluxe

so what happened the album came out

friday

and then two days later

they dropped huh they added six records

to the actual album

not listed as deluxe or anything

what's the value in doing that

i spent a day and a half thinking about

that and the only thing i could come up

with was

so if you ran if you if you stream the

album listen to the album during the

first couple days and you might let's

say you offered a little bit or

something

now i go add these six records and the

these records was talking to me

particularly

bethay was fam

babyface ray42dug little baby little

dirk young scooter are features on the

six records

that's solely speaking to now you want

to come back and join us

i never i never left now you want to

come get back on the future high wagon

trying to paint it

he put the valentine's day record and he

put the valentine's day record we

welcome you so

we welcome you back when i came what i

came up with parks is if you've listened

to the album this will make you run back

and this is still first week

okay so now when the numbers come out

whatever the projection was this might

have ran it give it a little boost yeah

this is a boost you heard the rest

i

not you oh

you're a duress

no i didn't even realize a lot of people

didn't even know that happened i had no

idea the crazy part

that's the thing and i think i think

doing it to the

not marketing as a as a deluxe

a couple people are going to miss it but

the people that's just going to check

the album again just streaming uh-huh

well now people relate to the party to

go by exactly true exactly 20 something

and even if i go back and buy it i damn

sure ain't doing that this week

i know people that did no but i know i

know they ran and was like oh [ __ ]

i will buy it next week i will

contribute to your second week sales no

but what i'm saying is if [ __ ] was

late to the party or procrastinated and

they heard about it now they could go

get the luxury of all 20-something songs

yeah mm-hmm yeah

interesting that's the only thing i

could think about as to why you because

we saw gonna do it right he dropped the

album most people want to drag out the

the life of the album exactly i'm

re-releasing it a week or two but

today the game is that first week sales

that's that's that's we don't care about

the life of the album we want to say

number one first week with a huge number

so what we'll do is put that the big

records you waiting for then

yeah we'll throw that on the end to make

you run back

huh

that's the only thing i came i i spent a

day like why the [ __ ] are y'all doing

this right there got to be some science

to it of course they it's numbers these

guys are all [ __ ]

geniuses yeah analytically they know

what they're doing

it got to be something and and he's it

says he's aiming for number one with 175

to 200 so

and i'm pretty sure that helps that [ __ ]

worked at the party not gonna lie

it came on future yeah

it came on and it worked

and he been in the cut

i mean he got a fan base but he been in

the cut oh yeah he's been low so for him

now he pops up dropped like he don't do

too much he show you i'm working

and just pop up and drop

chad carl might have hit about that

fan it don't even matter in my second

album i am now in futures ballpark good

point yeah or being mentioned in the

same conversation yeah that's true

listen if i do 150 and future do 175

175.

and i jump from and i jump from 51. yeah

if you do 200 and i do 150. i'm here i'm

i'm here and clearly they're going to

try to drag the album out with all these

big features i can't imagine they're not

going to release them as singles

coming down the line y'all on his dick

[Laughter]

jack harlow you have to come out and

sell 200 000 records for me to spend 30

minutes talking about your angle

my coles might want to spend 30 minutes

on you but no

once you sell 200k i might come out and

just start talking about you for no

reason

more minutes

yeah

but [ __ ] tell 200k you got to figure

out what's going on

how what happened

in one album

going from 50 no

1v50 to that no but that doesn't it does

matter and i'm not going to be the guy

to make things racy i'm not but being

being white helps when you're doing that

yeah it does of course i mean i'd be an

idiot to ignore that fam

uh the new white rapper

dave white people have been starving for

a dope rapper since eminem wait see and

that's the thing ish them brought us

down cause he's not bad as a rapper he's

not a bad rapper no the white rapper has

been updated

and modified yo true and that

conversation is not being had yeah

y'all gonna see though i'ma come in here

with a talk if post malone don't sell

350 000 records i'm coming in here to

talk

why

because i've been on it because i've

been on it for a little while i've been

waiting and watching did they get a date

yet yeah what is it now next month

next month next month

june he's dropping and you all know what

that boy do summer time too and if he

don't do it

i'm getting into conspiracy theorist

mode i told y'all he's been he

constantly sells a shitload around

every time

a lot of months ago i don't remember how

many months ago

he went through exactly what tory lanez

went through and his manager or him

saying

hey label got to come have a talk with

me

well we're not putting nothing out

from that from that

the support

decreased doing it off me and ice came

in here and talked about the weekend

having a post malone record and not

really moving too much

same conversation we had with nba young

boy and the baby doing something

together like you could just it's subtle

signs when you see support decrease for

whatever reason uh my speculation is

post malone was in contract

renegotiations

so now we're not putting as much so

we would like we would like you to

resign

i'm assuming i ain't spoken about it of

course we would like you to resign if

you're not going to resign on the other

side of that it would be yo pay me like

you want me to resign mm-hmm but on the

flip side it's no finish that out like

you're signed already and then we can

have that conversation and that's where

the stalemate

is

so now he's got an album coming they

didn't update the label beef

they didn't come back to tell us yo we

fixed it yo we signed yo we did this

all it is is

june 3rd

i'm going to tell you how i can already

tell us something fishy here

it's really really easy to see

artists of this magnitude are not

announcing on april 27th that the island

is coming june 3rd

yeah

that's right no singles nothing

yeah they got a single one weekend

record when does the quote unquote

announcement typically come

fam we just seen no i'm asking you no no

no no no i'm i'll give you example like

let's use future whatever adele did six

weeks

i don't even know ice is saying sooner

i'm saying yeah yeah two weeks

they've been talking about this album

you see what future did drop yo album is

dropping in two weeks or a week whatever

it was and then the rollout was that

week leading up to the album front page

of a major publication yeah yeah you see

you can tell when it's some we're gonna

make sure you do these numbers yeah

this is i'm saying i need some lead out

i'm saying post is big enough to not

have the single and have the label

support and if that scenario was

happening we might get a six week

announcement and then watch the label do

its magic over the course of six weeks

we're not seeing that with posts we

haven't seen post malone anything it's

because this album is one month away

coachella

i don't think i don't think so

he would have been headliner i'm coming

in here to investigate that he would

have been a headliner all these

festivals have been we watched these

lineups i haven't seen his name on any

of these festivals sure

that's a fact just something to watch

out for yeah you see it it's it's

something

i'm telling you you know when they want

you to win and when they want you to

lose i mean the fans don't know that but

you could tell you could tell for sure

you could tell kanye pulled out of

coachella and they didn't go get posted

alone

or

um

what were we talking about we were

talking about jack harlow

no y'all i'm done no no no no no no what

else were we were we talking about

oh no we were talking about jack

harlow's album title which is

come home the kids missed you and i

thought that that profound point needed

to be expounded upon

because have i tried that

long

i've tried come home i'm about to kill

myself

that was your go-to that was one of your

top fives juices ish our friendship

doesn't behoove me today like us having

a history

it doesn't put me in the best position

to win like you recalling things from

our past um i've tried come home

i'mma kill myself

i've tried come home you left a couple

louie bags here

that's when i realized there was a new

level of mad to be unlocked with women

like and i think all men need to go

through that like when you call her and

she say nah just burn all that [ __ ]

damn some expensive yo

throw it out

to all

wait i caused you so much hurt pain and

turmoil

that you just down to start a new

that is a character builder yeah hey

louie ain't putting this bag out again

you're sure this was a gift

limited edition yes over for that she

don't care

yeah that one don't really work anymore

what else have i tried nah if she don't

want the gifts that hurts i didn't say

come on the kids miss you because i

didn't have the kids

i didn't have the kids you tell them you

ain't gonna hit their moms and ask their

moms to ask her to come home i've hit

mom's before that was the one yeah he's

also dropping this on mother's day

weekend what's going on with your

daughter yo

yo what's up let me tell you what

happened oh no you agree with what that

[ __ ] she did i've tried the mother too

now cause i'd be flying with the mom

yeah yeah it got to be mom's got your

back

[Music]

come see me the kids

i miss you listen mother's day is coming

ladies come on let's have a

heart-to-heart right now

listen it's a consistent thing that

happens over the course of

i've seen it time and time again

each year on mother's day yo

as men sometimes you're not with your

kids mom but mother's day is coming

so you want to show your appreciation

and your gratitude for the job that

she's doing and

helping to raise your child

and taking on that responsibility is

tough

full-time mom

i know it'd be

listen

i know because it's tough being a dad so

i can imagine it's tough being a mom

sure right so y'all get all the praise

and credit in the world right but

sometimes that [ __ ] [ __ ] up with who we

[ __ ]

sometimes we have to explain

why we love our

kids mom still

sometimes you have to go through why

you're showing this

gesture this kind gesture this token of

appreciation and that's

where things can get tricky what do you

mean you're trying to follow me i'm just

trying to follow because i would think i

bought mine at rolex one time just to do

it just to do it here just because

you're so great and amazing

and that was a problem roughest month of

my life

and i'm joking right now for

conversation purpose okay

but that

can get

that can

potentially it didn't get rough for me

but that can get

tricky why are you just by hey i'll put

it to you this way look not to be in a

girly's business but i'll be in the

girl's business

and a timestamp we're gonna believe

every one of these names

was allegedly with

posting videos and everything

i saw that

video surfaced of

in bed with his baby moms

shoes off socks off comfy

you're not gonna get in bed with your

shoes or yeah you gotta take your shoes

see already we're in tricky land right

shouldn't you be able to be in bed with

your kid and your kids mom

y'all would say yes it's meant no i

would not say yes men joe okay if i'm if

i'm dating someone no i should not be in

bed with my kids you can't be in a bed

with your clothes on with your kid and

your kid's mom not in bed no no

such a bad intimate setting a couch

anyway the same thing the scent the same

thing stands with a couch or a love seat

or just a close quarters that's a little

different yeah um slide it up

a little different all right well she

was in the bed they was in bed laid up

and then the next day

came out and said no i'm single i don't

know why y'all ever thought i was with

somebody

oh she started tweeting she said yo

somebody woke up blocked today

and i'm watching and i'm thinking to

myself

why

a [ __ ] can't chill with his baby

can i don't y'all try to attack wait

wait can i can i keep it a buck

are you going to yeah go ahead

this is not a pander

we don't know what

dude was telling

and when that's where [ __ ] gets tricky

honestly when you start

downplaying a relationship over here

to the new girl and then she sees

something that's the opposite of what

you've been saying listen i'm speaking

from the position of a guy that is not

[ __ ] his baby moms

but [ __ ] could happen to where

it may look like y'all are closer than

yo you being on good terms with your

kids mom shouldn't put you in a beef

with your

uh significant other i'm i agree it's

100 but it does and since that's never

happened to you guys

and really me for the most part we can't

really get into it but mother's day is

about to get tricky for some knicks oh

yeah oh yeah no questions some people

some men are about to not

send a gift to their child's mom

just to avoid a headache in the house

because you already walk around with the

notion of someone thinking that

you might [ __ ] your kid's mom that's

what i'm saying fear yeah and and again

a lot of that is nigga's fault though

joe

a lot of [ __ ] lie about the

relationship with their baby moms they

do

they keep her they think because i got

that connection with her that i always

get back with that i got resistance when

i need to i got resistance to that

yes a lot of [ __ ] lie so but but so if

but but wait because that's the worst

case scenario and when thinking about

[ __ ] i try not to think of worse case

scenario in the best case in a bit well

not but only divorce case now i'm going

to only think work and the best case

scenario

a nigga's being honest but the

relationship fluctuates

that's true

so now are you to report every time

you're on good standing bad standing

great speaking terms it's a little rocky

this month hey the drop-off was just dry

but like what are you supposed to do as

a man in that instance

yeah that's

ah

that's where and what position do you

take yeah get a little trick some men

take the position of yo if i'm with you

and i love you i don't want to have no

conversation about my kids mom

ever her spot that's my kids that's my

kid's mom

you shouldn't even be mentioning her

but they do of course they do

but you shouldn't and as the man you got

to kind of and that's what i'm telling

you that down there there's so many

benefits to having an ugly baby moms yo

like women try to ignore that [ __ ] like

let me be trying to use it to shame you

but it's perks

forget it

and y'all stopped doing that [ __ ] lady

hey fellas i'm telling y'all mother's

day come

at least three hours of that mother's

day your girl is gonna be on your baby

mom's page

for what

same thing they go on valentine's day

all the important days are like snitch

days let me see what's going on over

there

let me see what kind of mother's day

gift you got did you just get some

chocolates um

or was it some dick in a box like what

what did you get her

yo

it's gonna be a wake-up call for some

people out there that's what i'll walk

back to you guys

that's funny

yo i'm but you're in a great standing

with both of your baby moms thank the

lord yeah that's nice dope yeah when i

say these things i'm not talking about

no that's dope though no it's super dope

that now you could really buy dope [ __ ]

right

but part of get part of getting a great

stay in this with your baby moms just

having some of these conversations

and spending some money

you have to spend some money now y'all

think that's [ __ ] problem

y'all think getting cool with your baby

moms is free

ain't free

you go you gotta spit a bag on your ex

that's where you're mistaken it's not

your ex yo you're right you are correct

i got plenty actually

yeah yeah yeah

you guys forever you gotta spin that bag

that's where it turns like quality of

life and all that [ __ ] come in

y'all playing

all right forget it yo

look at it i knew what time it was i

went to big lex love just at the same

time

you know he really likes to run around

and we need more space

you know say less

if you want to know how i became baby

daddy of the year it's

say less

it say less yeah i got that everywhere

right let me know when you get it let's

find it just find it and send it to me

now y'all want to know what my [ __ ]

brain looks like

i can tell you what my [ __ ] brand

[ __ ]

in the universe it started with

a b was in the front of the world no but

but you know you got to fight [ __ ]

brain you have to combat

that [ __ ] that your brain be telling you

to do [ __ ] get you jammed up you know

life is life is better this way

life is better this way i haven't

decided what i'm getting her for

mother's day but i am going to get her

something dope something nice what part

of the game is you're getting everybody

something i'm getting both my baby mom

something

um get my girl something as well i'm on

something i'm giving my uh jackie some

my dad's wife like i'm getting anybody

that's how you do something that's all

you do

that's right oh you should

hear this [ __ ] corey you ignored his

name you ignored

me

i

we'll get to it uh pete davidson is

rumored to have initial i mean to have

tattooed the initials of kim and kanye's

children on him to that you gentlemen

say what if if true that's very weird no

if true i'm past the weird [ __ ] like

they was he was doing weird [ __ ] before

if this is true an ass whooping is in

order i'm done with all that other stuff

at this point you tattooing her and the

kids names on you now dog like

it's only been but a couple months it's

been about six months

i'mma say this like you could tattoo

public don't know how long yup that's

true

that's true

touch that's a good one he ain't three

months in doing that

you're right

but go ahead he could some of these

[ __ ] is weird um

it's your body you could do what you

want his body his choice

i think i think

she should have some

thoughts of that

like even if it was a year even if it

was eight months whatever the case may

be my friend i would look at you funny

like if somebody if i was dating a girl

and she had my kid's name tattooed on

her in six months eight months

even a year i'm gonna feel some type of

way i mean unless they're having very

serious talks about starting a future

together i don't know

that's a different

because you don't notice it

got it dogs no way man got this new

thing i do we was on the way talking

here

i don't want to share it but [ __ ] it

weird was on the way here and i said for

as much as ish says that ice and myself

are the biggest panders in the world

parks is king pander okay

and then i said oh no i don't i don't

think that and i said

because you don't notice it

this is it

i started off by saying there's some

weirdos

i'm not in there in their life i don't

know like you said they could have been

dating for years at this point that's my

definition of pander when you give how

you would feel on both sides of the coin

but no put yourself there if you're if

you're in yourself

yeah see like i'm asking questions like

my question is do y'all think do y'all

think that he did this on his own accord

without having a conversation with him

that's my question to y'all i don't

think that

i don't know but i'm asking y'all i

don't know we

never know but do i think he just went

and did that hey look surprise no i

don't think that either i don't think

that also now i also think i also think

there's been a conversation between the

two of them

how much can we antagonize this [ __ ]

that's what it's like i don't think that

i'm not going to jump that far i'll jump

out there by myself yeah i don't think

that you know what i've got a lot of

antagonizing goals you know i don't

think

they're apart i don't think that because

and this is

as a mom

you shouldn't want to stir up all

hornet's nests no every hornet's nest is

different my [ __ ]

i've dated girls that have been far

extreme i've dated girls that have been

calm

some of the [ __ ] that go left

you don't even want to put no fuel no

[ __ ] you hide all the matches dog so if

if that's if that's the case let me hold

up let me finish so i think with kanye

he's one of them [ __ ] you don't want

to stir up i don't and i think she knows

that i don't think that she's trying to

lend to that me personally i don't think

she's trying to lend to that so why if

if you think they had a conversation

if she's not trying to stir up that

honestness what does she think this is

gonna do when he's been adamant when he

was posting saying [ __ ] like i want this

thing away from my kids the putting out

the clip of the the wild [ __ ] he said to

stand up like the the picture of the

daughter sitting on his lap in a golf

cart like it seems like

we're trying to get a reaction out of

him

for whatever reason whether it be court

related whether it be

custody related i think can we trigger

him i think um

to me this is trolling it is if you know

well yeah i don't want to be naive and

say yo you out and about because you

know [ __ ] got the 7 000

middle millimeter lens that could catch

you from way across the street doing

whatever the [ __ ]

where he has the tattoo and how small it

is he might not think that somebody's

going to see it but that would be naive

to think that

talk today

would be naive that they do that

that is true

tiniest microscope there is he opened

his ass up to get him whip

come on i'll give my pandar opinion on

this

and

i got it from a therapist and before

y'all jumped down my throat pause

boy did i argue with the therapist when

they brought this [ __ ] up in [ __ ]

therapy but the therapist would say

mine did

treat her better

if you have a problem with anything that

she does after you

then

you waste time being mad at it what you

should have done is treat her better and

now you never put her in position

to [ __ ] one of these weirdo [ __ ]

that's doing weirdo [ __ ] to antagonize

you for the rest of your life i'm not

saying that's what's happening here

because i don't know

but

if you got a problem with any because

these are she's she's aware but that's

how she's a waiter it's hindsight

it's hindsight well should it be when

you're in a relationship

they're not in a relationship no more

hold up so you're right i think anything

that she was asking for from him i'm not

in a business

i'm trying to open this up

the things that she was asking for from

him he didn't hear this for the first

time while she was [ __ ] pete true she

said these things you didn't oblige

and her story she had enough and she

wants to start living for her she's

exhausted all her resources she can't

anymore that's her story so

yeah if if you just now thinking that

when she started [ __ ] the new [ __ ]

then that's the problem

no i think that i i think that you're

right

in any relationship it could be two

homeboys two friends period if you want

your relationship to last treat the

other person that you would want to be

treated it's just like the message you

turned off the podcast with what talking

about taking people into your life

situations

cool right but i i think he took her for

granted

he might have it's possible i would

agree with that from the outside looking

in i'm a thousand percent agree i'm with

you right

i think that not just that i think that

where they were when they started dating

as people

they're in different places they are in

totally different places and when you

become a parent she's a mom of four

she's looking at the world differently

dog and i think they just may not be

aligned there

what he may want now what she may want

now may be drastically different it

don't make him wrong it will make her

wrong i think that they are just in

different places and where they want to

progress to be right

but

communicating with your partner

you still think you know your partner

and you don't think that they would go

far left or far right after they break

up with you and that may be a bad

assumption on your part it's a mistake

it's a commonly made mistake true true

so people think yo dawg i know my girl i

know my ex she not gonna do this

you're wrong

you don't know that and so that's what

i'm saying so when you say yo

no you might have been right back up to

you back then yeah you might have been

right now you can't account for how she

moving post potions you this is a whole

new monster you're dealing with true or

she

you

she could be really feeling away after

whatever they've been through

because we said when they first started

dating it was like yo this looks like

he is just kind of there he's not really

trying to do all the extra [ __ ] that's

what we were saying originally and

and now it's looking like he leaning

into the extra [ __ ] more now

yeah it's an ignorant way to get there

but my point is consistent like

as men you should treat her right if for

no other reason besides you'll lose the

battle if she really wanted it if she

really want to play yeah yeah like

there's not many men that's going to win

that battle if she want to play with you

right

i think both of them playing on the same

playing field but

no you could try to play she gonna win

and the girls will tell you listen i

seen that little meme go around girls

are snitching on themselves little meme

went around uh the [ __ ] i was proud too

said uh

chicks be so happy they caught you

cheating uh uh no uh chickpeas she could

be so happy she cheated on you one time

ma the score is 30 to one

[Laughter]

yeah but [ __ ] can't handle that one

though or yeah but that one

that one hit different for some reason

and they all say it they know it

they're in the comments yeah but that

one

i'm saying they're getting triggered

depending on who that one is and that's

the no no no no no the evolution of that

ish is

it don't i asked you that i asked you

that a few weeks ago what don't

uh it don't matter who the one is

because

if i [ __ ] the [ __ ] that's all the way

down it could affect someone it could

affect maybe him if i [ __ ] the [ __ ]

that's all the way up facts it could

affect you right now you don't know

how this might go no and that's equal

for guys and girls so some girls would

be like yo you [ __ ] that bum ass [ __ ]

i'm insulted

some girls would be like this [ __ ]

really shot to the moon

i'm insulted i feel threatened now

because he went way up there

yes

i gotta get the middle of the road [ __ ]

i take the middle of the road [ __ ] you

you'll be calm you know you just go

you go get some regular conservatives

yeah yeah just regular old [ __ ] yeah

but you're saying that on the part the

thing is with men a lot of men don't

know which one will affect them yeah

true church yeah you're right that's

true until it happens

so i think and a lot of men

yes until it happens and so many of us

are blessed by the protection of women

because they not coming back to say

yeah duke

let me tell you about this one night at

carbone

like they're not coming back to say that

to you the [ __ ] that they was putting

in your

your little chat on what you call it you

know you wasn't taking the clubhouse

applebee's no the clubhouse chat [ __ ]

one of them [ __ ] caught your thing

them little 15-inch [ __ ] caught you

shorty she ain't gonna come back and

tell you that

she's not

she's not like yeah

you started off talking about the

clubhouse and the [ __ ] yeah she's not

gonna tell you that the lion king

quarter

[Laughter]

no i

you really don't know

and but the thing is with them

because this is not even a them

scenario

with them though it's hard to go up from

them

it's hard for her to go higher than him

it's hard for him to go higher than her

true

so you when you start like fishing in a

swamp

that's insulting fam for any girl or any

dude it's insulting

i'm out here busting my ass i got you a

a five bedroom three bath house you down

there [ __ ] rosco

work

i want to be enough crazy for you to

have to consider my crazy and for as

crazy as people think kanye is

he's not being considered in these

decisions i disagree

you think he is i do even if my baby

moms want it even if my baby moms want

it

just using me but i'm not talking about

mine even if

a baby mother of mine wanted to uh

wanted they knew [ __ ] to initial my

kids name uh initials on them tattoo

i would hope that she would say

i don't know if that's a good idea

even if she wanted it to happen i think

i would hope she would consider me maybe

that's ego

no consider me enough yourself

if you did that my life would become

unmanageable not even in some type of uh

fearful type of way but it's the

communication and

and the relationship

wouldn't be the greatest if you did that

i would hope that that happened for me

that's all i have on this i didn't have

a deep dive on pete and kim i'm minding

my my business i'm trying to find a way

to pod

for

a lot of years in the future and mind my

business i don't see a viable way

that's hard it's a tightrope it's really

it's a tightrope it's hard

but i don't think that's talked about

enough

it is tough

uh what else do y'all gentlemen want to

talk about

why are we on kids my kid is turning 21

round of applause round of applause

you've been counting down for a minute

round of

applause i never thought this day would

come i've been waiting for it for ages

i mean what i'm saying is that it always

seems so far away right now i never

thought it was college that's wrong word

uh it always seems so far away like for

me i remember of trade being 13 and 14

and in me trying to teach lessons saying

hey

in

seven eight years you will be a man what

are you going to do and he would laugh

at me ah i got time you know young

people always think they got your kids

away all right i got all the time in the

world [ __ ] you old [ __ ] i'm up if it's

something leave it there

and now here we are

here we are how's it feel here junior

feels good yeah

feels good as a dad like you got a black

son that made it to 21 and is doing well

it's a much nicer sweeter version that

deserves some applause of you

head-on straight mannerable polite

mm-hmm

legs intelligent

yeah she's getting a mother's day gift

from me one thousand you you did what

you had to do now it's my turn to pop in

and pay for tuition and cars and all

this other [ __ ]

bar tabs now my baby say yo dad i need

some uh cash at me a couple dollars i'm

trying to hit the studio tonight right

but i was in a bad mood when he sent it

so i just hit him back it was like nah i

ain't got it

how'd that go over

hear me back and said and this is new

age [ __ ]

this is new age [ __ ] cool he said damn

you ain't got it that's not crazy

[Laughter]

you start laughing alex

yo ain't that some new age [ __ ] you

start laughing

yeah yeah i laughed and said of course

it's crazy

of course here take your little [ __ ]

butt that's hilarious to me though

that's a good one that's not crazy

that's not crazy

that's funny these kids are nuts but

what if he was right he would have

really kicked my depression into fifth

gear

anyway yeah you'd have been ready to

joke yes man so i'm trying to figure out

what i'm doing with my baby are we going

to dinner

we're going to the strip club yeah i go

to the club at some point

the strip club i don't know i got to

figure it out but i feel like he

deserves he deserves something man for

gotta do something but just doing it

that's big i was so hyped when i turned

21 you know i went to om i think what's

the [ __ ] that you see oh my god from my

cheetahs through the parking lot dumbass

[ __ ] when you turn 21 i forgot what it

was they mix like three whiskeys

together or something like that it used

to be like a rite of passage

some

johnny walker maybe or something for

boys or girls too

i think for boys mostly oh okay

jack johnny and jim yeah it was not a

good night

you know actually

speaking of white culture

ice had questions that he was asking me

that i didn't know how to answer okay

let's hear it

that

he probably should just bring to you oh

okay because i don't know nothing about

yeah i wanted to ask you we wear our

shoes till they wear out

do they yeah they do

but that wasn't michael that wasn't it

okay that was not my question

but there is a question in there too

what what is white women's beef with air

force ones but we'll get to that another

time wait what

why

why all right they wear them to their

they wear them till they look like

they're great

they look like elf shoes what they do to

air force ones is disrespectful and

macaroni and cheese