Everything's A Rollout

all right mike check one two one two how's it here salutations everybody hope everybody's feeling good feeling great

out there welcome to the jvp

oh yeah you wasn't here when i was talking about [ __ ] about me just being monotone mellowed out

i said i'm not capable you don't know yeah she got a screen you second thing i am not you're the screamer they pause

see screamer i don't even like the adjectives y'all when it comes to me y'all think this [ __ ] is cute you're the

loud talker you scream when at times you emphasize you scream you out you emphasize no you

scream oh sean bell you out you my man call it what you mean

was that how is everybody feeling out there what's that episode five i told him i can give him a bad part

like i got a week a bad part so if i just shut up it's like a warrior's off game one of y'all do it yeah

like the warriors game one two you said it to be bad though if we did it ice oh that's not what i said

where did that never mind how was your weekend how are you doing oh it was good it was good do

anything no no not a [ __ ] thing ish you do

anything this week no no me all right [ __ ] y'all went to the dinner

nah this [ __ ] is crazy like the technology now at the dentist yo they put this um you've been at the

dentist for about four years facts yo where's your dentist y'all you got that

uh oh you keep making it that's why you keep eating candy yeah you are you are a freaky [ __ ] yo

why are you such a freak i'll lose all these teeth for that oh my god yo i'ma just have to keep

coming back for keisha yo you said your dad's just working to

know you can't get the college dentist up there take a little longer might be a little shallower

they give you a year straight as [ __ ] just come come let us practice on you and say mom joe come on stop going to

the college the technology is nuts the [ __ ] put this um pause but it's like a a wand

thank you no you're pausing a wand nah they putting it in your mouth so i was pausing first but yo they move around

yo dog gonna finish yoga ignorant you're probably about to get this but uh you're probably about to get

something in your mouth i'm not gonna put the wand why do you think i just gonna get something in his mouth don't do that

the nigga's getting dent to work oh yeah yeah he's getting veneer composites no

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they literally just move it around your gums and your and your teeth the [ __ ] literally will create a digital image of

your whole mouth on the screen that [ __ ] is nuts yeah

no not a kid just a regular camera before

oh [ __ ] be so impressed by technology

wait i can see him while i'm talking to him you had that probably well yeah because you just got your jumpers done

but don't act like this but you know see but before that because

because [ __ ] just think oh they go go get bananas i had a lot of work to be done before i could even get exactly

yeah you can't just like i wasn't pleased with my dental situation i got yeah i was there for years so what i'm

saying you had all that [ __ ] you talking about and my dentist was all my dignity is her

no but the dental [ __ ] she got all that [ __ ] the new [ __ ] that that digital screening that's a couple years old

that's not old tech well that's what i'm saying so you ain't been in a few years no i just hadn't had that you've been

i've been twixing it down he has been

so they digitally align your [ __ ] they don't have to me this [ __ ] is crazy dog oh yeah you're gonna implement

you could literally just see them [ __ ] and this keeps creating the image so they'll have to go on this side and it's

literally drawing your gum line all the [ __ ] on one image 3d they can spin it around that [ __ ] is crazy i need to know

how much you and ice are selling the slots for in the front of the pod

because i see what's going on you got that house [ __ ] off ain't nobody said you're

getting a dude you're getting freaked out you promised them [ __ ] to shout

and i'm just being silly right now man it's 90 degrees outside we're here to have a good time let's have some fun today yeah you [ __ ] right let's get

to it microphone check one two what is this

welcome to episode 5 36 5 36 of the joe budden podcast

i'm your humble gracious grateful i highly favor host joe budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest brother

parks is here brother ish is here ice is here cory is here young boys in the back you all good

come on hey hey it's 90 degrees outside yeah yeah there there we go man put a little bit of yeah yo put some sauce in

your voice when you're speaking to me all right i mean wake it up there we go how's everybody doing how's

everybody feeling shout out to the audience shout out to wherever you may be listening from apple spotify

soundcloud google youtube patreon uh shout out to our advertisers which is no

one uh oh that's not true that's not true we shout now ice cooling with ice twice a

week yes sir um right at the top right at the top on twitch we shouting that out

and you already know what i'm doing monday five to seven on amp set your alarm i'm doing i'm doing i'm doing the things we like to do out there

now with that being said let's get right to it let's get right to it let's go

right out the gate you bring it in since you think we bout to argue i'm gonna try not to argue with you i am apparently the migos are breaking

up this is a sad day in hip-hop do you believe that you don't believe that

offset unfollowed quavo and take off on instagram yeah his voice

that's what happened i'm telling the people what happened and what side of the argument are you on

who you and everything quavo and take off put a new record out

under the name punk and fuel unconfused unconfused hotel lobby

uh they put out a trailer and a teaser looked pretty fly um but the big news

was that's what you got to love about hip-hop and the unfair weird we are now on the way here i was

looking at the news broadcast news on television

uh doing a segment against uh the cook dude the scammer cook dude i won't say

his name i might try to get me caught up in there but i was just laughing because all right now i gotta watch the news y'all gotta report on this on it's

online [ __ ] is big this [ __ ] is huge yeah um so here we go hip hop news here it is

an unfollow [Music] me the suspense music whoa

what will happen next we're gonna need a 30 for 30 with this one

now i'm gonna tread this conversation carefully

it took it took uh much effort and many calls uh

to get things squared away between me and me and me and the amigos me and the guys

it's my guys now all of them all of them i was rocking during this sweetie

breakup stayed quiet he did it's a brotherhood brotherhood out there

uh you bump into cardi and offset all the time out here if you're moving and shaking

but ice is going to try to get me riled up with this tape see and that's what i mean about pod and sometimes you just got to be respectful

of these people and nice things maybe sometimes you don't but let's get to it ice thinks

this is a rollout right of course i don't want to take your opinion from you but no that's my opinion this is a 100 roll out

the news of the unfollow makes everybody pay attention and then oh yeah here's a record too

so what happens when they kiss him make up that's enough nothing they've already kissed and made up in my

in my opinion they're cousins i thought they were related they're real

life related i think yeah so who cares let me ask you this i want

to unfollow man of my cousin every day but i'm like nice

yo what benefit does it have for them to create

quote unquote like press i know i'm i'm with that part but they're the migos do they really need it

everyone needs a little push for album don't matter you know yeah they all play the game the biggest stars in the world play i disagree with that i

i'm with you everybody don't play the game

kendrick didn't play who else uh future didn't play pusha t didn't play the game harlow didn't play well

harlow played i don't know if he necessarily played but his his he played him no he played a

lot he played a little playing a whole lot push i didn't see no play in there yeah i

didn't see any play with push yeah like i think they're at a level where they oh yeah i don't think that they they they

need to pick that yeah i i would agree but they've all dropped independent of each other before right

yep i don't think they needed it wouldn't necessarily receive the best either when they dropped independently okay don't do that cause i'll talk about

your dudes and get in trouble up here my dudes yeah that [ __ ] still hiding out

don't do that i'll talk about the dudes now don't respect put respect on amigos i'll bring up your faves [ __ ] some

[ __ ] ain't came up from under that rock yet in years they've been eons i'm waiting to go where is that oh you don't want to

talk about it now them [ __ ] we keep getting announcements and i'm waiting but i

won't say name they already want to fight me before fans like when uh the rap [ __ ] want to

fight me all right come on yeah but uh yeah back to what i said i do i see this as rollout this is press this is

cool we can play this together so you won't even entertain the thought of it being real i think me entertaining

the thought is is downplaying my intelligence so no i won't parks

it feels roll-outish to me and maybe there is some truth to them not making music together anymore but like you said

their cousins their families similar to the griselda situation like yeah maybe this isn't something that we're doing as a unit

anymore or we are but just not in that capacity and i don't know the unfollow is weird

though i don't like isis take because we've been we've been off air we've been talking about uh redacted

blocking redacted in a similar group situation

okay so you not even entertaining the fact or the thought that this might be real is is funny you could think it's rollout

but even with this rollout how much how much how many more let me try to roll with your theory how many more records

do i think i'm selling if this were a rollout look i think it's true let me give you let me get a couple things one

i think rollouts occur when somebody maybe isn't as hot at the moment

so and then i also anytime something like this happens i always question the why now

like if it's let's say it is it was static whatever that unfollowing [ __ ] could have occurred

whenever i was about to ask but do we know exactly when he unfollowed them they got people that are paid

that's what they track that they ain't going to see them unfollows when they happen cool because i was going to say well maybe [ __ ] got window of the

single saw that he wasn't on the scene i don't roll with that and then when just watched it happen

what the hell i'm saying like they got a single coming out it's just two of them yeah the third one not on there like

what the [ __ ] potentially could be going on and then we discovered that he unfollowed them that might have been the

series or or or the pr company said you know

yes we don't know i'm just saying i don't know if it necessarily results to

album sales for them by doing it it's not necessarily have to result in album cells it can resort

result in more attention but they're them but you're not as hot right now as you

were either yo these guys are [ __ ] vet vets they're not the new version of it they

vet vets and they've been fish grease for years i've watched quavo hop around in

every rap circle let me ask you let me finish my point loved and

welcomed and received with warmth since that sweetie breakup like it says something he he can move he can

move he could do a million things to get hot he could go get with the biggest r b he

can go get over it like he can do that i don't think this is

that i don't especially this is real guys you're [ __ ] right i think this is real you [ __ ] me okay you [ __ ]

man especially just coming out of that [ __ ] that them two [ __ ] did and i ain't gonna talk about it but

how could i not look at this after coming out of that

in a group situation [ __ ] could get tough for sure two people could want to do

things different than one person true one person could be more invested than

the others there could be a billion things going on

uh one could have not known this project was coming out similar to royce and

myself yeah we felt the way about it yeah and that

was happening in real time now while to isis point maybe that was a rollout for one half

mm-hmm it's not a wrong but yeah that was real [ __ ] we weren't faking feelings

in that in that moment and that comes from years about like just behind the scenes [ __ ] i'm assuming

the same thing to be happening here with behind the scenes [ __ ] i would agree that's none of my business that i don't

know about but if two people have been rather active

and one person has not but children i could totally see this scenario in

which you're painting yeah they worked on the album he found out about it felt away the guys would be calling me offset

and using my own situation right like i'm just not as involved

we're not isn't that like y'all i'm doing something i'm focused on something that maybe looks away to y'all maybe

there's feelings about it i'm not speculating about it because i know these gentlemen and it's none of my business i'm speaking about my

situation and seeing how something similar could be happening for sure like i won't just totally dismiss

it all that being said i do think both things can be true and i know we say that a lot but i think that they could also use this as more ammunition to drum

up a little bit of uh attention yeah i just think that the song is hot with

them being who they are i like the song it's going to catch sounds i don't want i never heard it i don't want to get past that point no

i'm not talking talking all the drama [ __ ] like that's pretty good records i haven't heard it but i'm just saying with them being who they are

if they put out a dope ass single i just think it's going to catch fire i don't think they necessarily need the

theatrics to do that being that they have a fan base that's already cemented i don't necessarily

think they need to especially internal family drama you selling that is different i've never seen and and and on

to that point i've never seen them do it yeah what do you mean they've i've seen i've never seen them do the

classic gimmicky type of pr do something just for the press

they've always either a had a really big single b had the support is qc

they have all the support of any building well let me just finish one point they have access to all any budget

that they want like that's who i've always known them to be you've never seen them do the clout

chasey anything for something i have not no they used you that's not true they

did that's not true i don't know that's not true i don't i don't i don't do that that way i don't agree with that all right

i got it i think that was just them reacting musically yeah and they and they didn't need joey they didn't

had nothing to do with you the only part of the song [ __ ] know is your name they get a you in the video

that was cloud chasey [ __ ] that they did they rolled out i don't see how you could say that and being such a fan of like dis records

even though that's a new twist record i like a diss record that's a that wasn't a diss record yes it was

it's a different twist on it that's right it was what they said about him what did they say he said he's a hater and you [ __ ]

yeah

that's not where they're from i just think that especially back then them [ __ ] didn't need joe for no clout

chasey [ __ ] hell no they was them [ __ ] was at the pinnacle they didn't need no [ __ ] joe i thought that was a solid yeah i

appreciated it i didn't harbor any malice i'm not gonna say you should have felt the way about it i'm just gonna

call it what that was there was a bunch of rappers that used the joke that tried to use the joe cloud chasey roll out yeah but they were one of them yeah but

different people could do the same thing and it not be the same that is true different people could do the same up and coming [ __ ] could do

the clout chase [ __ ] but that was my point wait my bad when you're saying clout chasey like they stand to gain something from

that it's [ __ ] didn't stand the game nothing from yeah and that was my point to you in your kendrick joiner lucas

comparison that was my exact point two people can do the same exact thing and it'd not be the same at all yes joiner

lucas can take his pen put it to paper and rap from that perspective yes he could do that of course he can do that

that wasn't his the difference is one has a long lasting relationship with

said person the difference is one i'm certain

got this cleared by all the parties that it needed to be cleared from of course the difference is

you beefed with the person that spoke at nipsey's funeral like integrity start from before you put that

[ __ ] it's not the same it's not the same i don't think i don't think they're

doing that i don't i don't i think i think something is real life brewing here and we'll see and

when they when they reunite if i hope they do but wait but of course they'll reunite

what does that mean like i said this just draws similar parallels to the zelda situation to me you know what i'm saying that we talked about like they

were you know of course they will reunite why are you actual family like that won't substantiate uh

it being a rollout potential or a potential rift yeah the migos ain't breaking up

they can say what they want the amigos are not breaking up i said it that's only me

see i don't believe none of that and this is where celebrities get a bad rap right because who said the amigos was breaking up

nobody none of them said none of that nobody said nothing yeah but these nobody said a word

on the blogs put their little they didn't they blocked you talking about none of them said a word yeah no you you

absolutely nobody said a word but i'm done with this era where [ __ ] only get their train of thought from what the

blog said with no confirmation because some celebrities don't do that you ain't gonna get no confirmation they didn't

say i'm breaking up they just ran up on cueva and asked him what happened he didn't give an answer you're not gonna get any of that

hey look roll out they believe it no what i'm saying is if you have to

imagine it there are ingredients here that you can imagine you just totally discount it

i'm not gonna totally discount maybe it's a road maybe it is i just

see a lot more on the other side especially with mine i said you [ __ ] right the damn near [ __ ] however many

millionaires yeah yeah i'm not working no just them as a group i'm supporting

my wife we just had another baby right they made a [ __ ] ton of money money like think about it listen all y'all break up after the baby

come so what the [ __ ] are we talking about here like you know how a new baby commit if somebody say you know what i'm

not working i got kids my wife needs me my family needs me right now yo i'll get

back to it when i get back to it again i'm not talking about them just in general in general

i could see there being a conversation to be had on both sides is all i'm saying yeah

and if i say that and y'all go put a song out i'm unfollowing you [ __ ]

i unfollow joe allen crook as soon as that [ __ ] before it got to the eighth bar

i don't play and i could see it drawing more uh conclusions from this if they called

this amigos record and wait and the unfollow didn't mean that it was beef from me it's just man

oh i don't want to see this i don't want to look at this i'll agree with that i don't want to look at this because i'm the king of that people put

a lot of stock in them you should just mute then i don't know what i just want to unfollow i don't

mute that project tweeted in unison on my feed

yeah i got that out of there and unfollowed i'm not going to assume that there's beef here or that there's trouble brewing here

because of an unfollow especially when all three of them worth too much as a collective and individually

i agree and i like the work that they put up like a i can few that's the funny thing about uh this era

in the you know the blogs reporting on [ __ ] like they never really talk about the music though yeah p says takeoff is

so underrated if he cared more about this rap game he would definitely be stepping on y'all [ __ ] but unfortunately he don't give a [ __ ] been

like that since i first met him nothing has changed with him see if you say that about one of them

then that that's in the cloth i don't think we got some money and now we putting gimmicks out here to try to sell extra record

i don't and if i'm wrong i'll come in here and say you're always wrong i gotta

apologize to jason tatum again actually see i have no problem with my with giving it out and holding myself

accountable the disrespect of even dm and him using any word that start with a k like

why was i talking to him about nick's anything [ __ ] assassin like honestly

i hate you living room dudes that get access to celebrities and now just want to say anything and i'm that

like why am i talk speaking to jason tatum about the new york knicks somebody that's just going to go off

whenever you feel like the most beautiful footwork you ever seen what the [ __ ] would he do with his feet these guys are

though but we'll get the sports later with what games blowouts has been like a million blowouts in a row i love it

nah you know what i love it just go to show you that nobody's a standalone

like anybody could lose these shits they like these tight games and all of these teams are gifted if

somebody get hot you could lose by 30. but this is my problem is that we're about to hit that time of the year where there's absolutely no sports to care

about yeah that's your big on baseball i would like to watch like all of this basketball and not clock out

and i'd be wanting to watch hockey stay in the cup that's true stanley cup is only great rangers are still involved in games been great i don't [ __ ] know i

just been watching with us on tv i've been in a lot of steak houses i know there was a rangers game seven or something like the whole block was going

crazy outside yeah i think they went home oh no i think they i don't know i don't know hockey man about wheel house

without that one i ain't saying that anything about hockey give me the line so you wanna do music since

anything y'all want to do today you want to unpack this one no no no um what else dropped first off because i'm not going

to this yet it was a relatively quiet week it's a lot of detroit dropped i saw

yeah um your man body dropped boldly dropped i saw

babyface ray dropped the deluxe um i saw payroll giovanni dropped okay which i

just found out he produced that entire project himself which makes me like it even more now okay

uh 42 doug dropped a single okay so there's a lot of quite a few detroit's out there shout out to detroit

man yeah he loves the city i love the city uh hit boy and drizzy drop

midwest midwest yeah right there played a little bit of that that was pretty album sounds real good man i really like the future record on

there um that's all i got to really you know i didn't have no deep dive on this [ __ ] yet

but uh sounds good drizzy is confusing to me because

that her and t-pain record is a classic i say it all the time i don't see how you can make a song like that and then

never make another song like that i'm so confused i remember that record throw this on it anywhere at any time

this is one of those anybody that's ever heard this record loves this record

this record worked for her it worked for payne who wasn't really uh necessarily the

hottest at this time like this record is a is a classic oh i think i hear the baddies singing

along with me out there hello hello hello hey

let me give him some room now all right

it's friday too you know what's going on

just bought a couple little shorts that's all up man hello

all right parks what else dropped uh come on man don't skip around get ready

you dodge it because now this drop except for harry styles who was plastered all over my entire phone for the past 24 hours i didn't even couldn't

even see anything else outside of harry styles and then i found out that there's a new biggie record out

oh bro i was taking the car dollar sign i was taking the car to the shop and bella alubo i was taking the

car to the shop to get an oil change which ended up costing me seven hundred dollars but that's a different story for a different day oh they saw you're

coming you got your voice huh you got rolls royce no there's just a bunch of little [ __ ] they had to fix and yeah i mean you know

take it to the shop i'll probably be broken next week when i get it back you know i'll go but yeah they were on the radio and they're like new piggy new bait comes on

he's got the little uh uh afro beats kinda the car still got a radio

uh but they were hyping it up man i was like oh [ __ ] they found some biggie [ __ ] no they did

like okay they're modernizing it i'm sure you know what i mean i'm pretty sure he ain't wrapped to this bop but

all right cool they got they found some new some new bars somewhere yeah yeah

okay all right hey you puff all right let me see what's going on

yeah yeah yeah i was right there with you cut it off that's what i did it came on the radio

nope now i heard it this morning it wasn't

don't forget to buy them

with this one i don't but on the range all right parker no

yeah no all right what do you gentlemen think about about that new heat my first time hearing that

i'm saying absolutely not and this should have been left alone why

this is a classic biggie verse so

i just think they're stretching and reaching just he ain't have much music

left after he passed away no doubt like some other artists that have passed away they had tons of [ __ ] knock on marble

hey when my time come y'all gonna get 150

000 new pump it up version that my estate is going to eat off of hopefully oh no okay we'll sell it no no

no i got [ __ ] there's a business move no i got [ __ ] that they said i'm taking the old verse

and putting them put it putting it on a new original beat does his family own

whoever owns this there you go because i didn't look up label i just heard this all of three minutes ago no no i didn't

look up label i didn't look up anything but this clearly is a business move oh for sure oh yeah yeah absolutely that's just

a reason i'm not listening to this this is from i love the dough yeah which was that's that's the part

that i guess sits the most awkwardly for me because that's like a back and for even though it's not truly back and

forth they're playing off each other so taking those verses and putting them on something else just sounds super

[ __ ] awkward into a beat that don't really have nothing to do i don't even mind typical context i don't mind gotta have a

because i don't expect them to go put on some [ __ ] boom bap [ __ ] from 1997. you know what i'm saying not that i love

the domes a little bit more i felt this way about dead wrong too though and that worked

that certainly did it did but i didn't i really want to hear that at that particular time yeah so that whole album

was a little bit uh-huh do i sell them or whatever it was it was a little weird to me um

but this that the choice of verse is really the part that's most awkward about it for me to that beat too and

they pitched a little bit or something like that i don't mind the style cause they're gonna do that they're gonna upgrade

they're gonna like that verse to that style yeah that's what i'm saying yeah yeah like i don't like that particular verse from i love the dough to that type

of uh

that's for us because we know the original verse you think the youngins will no they don't know whatever they

don't know whatever we gotta ask our on beat police

officer no it wasn't offbeat i'm saying i don't like this guy

you know what funny about is no matchup but why why you won't say hey maybe he's

right and i'm wrong maybe he's on b and i got it wrong i will say that

but but you haven't said that you just keep saying that's how i beat all right so

keep that in mind playboy my mind's right here i know i put put it in there grab it get it grab it give it to you

guys no it's cool i'ma just throw that back to you and be like yo why can't the room be right and you'd be wrong

i'm not talking about the room i know that's not the same thing i'm talking about and kendrick was all beaten i'm telling myself i'm talking i'm not

telling the room i'm on an expert in his field like a what a

bar none type of craftsman with words why you wouldn't assume

that the guy that builds the houses maybe got it wrong in this area no no no no i'm

asking i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna give you this i'll give you an example i'm not trying to be funny i'm not i'm just gonna say i can give you an example

there's instances where jay-z don't rap on the beat that's where a lot of jokes is here

eminem is not rapping on him yeah at all he's rapping to something else in his head they don't say no they're not

brilliant at what they do yeah don't take away from the fact that you are amazing with the pin you were just doing whatever you were doing to that beat

which you were not on beat okay so the amazing writers can be you've never heard a great rapper rap off beat listen

to jay-z on ha i've heard rick's i've heard amazing rapper see i disagree though

i just grew that i've heard excellent rappers fine pockets that i

didn't uh really hear i've heard that a lot yeah that's in that a lot but that's not riding a beat

is it it can be that it just can't be just there is some times where someone like the engineer places something

i'll go along with y'all theory if i were to hear an amazing rapper with a verse that i thought was offbeat before

i got to he's off beat i would get to oh that verse was placed wrong right that's what i was just saying like the engineer

did something with this verse that's not happening and that happened with uh all the way up remix yeah yeah

that [ __ ] was mad off beat that whole verse not once did i say he couldn't find the beat no i said oh

they [ __ ] burst off but anyway that's all from the champions all right so that's that's y'all

even if that's the case it sounds weird but that doesn't hurt it but but you

heard it i get what joe said yeah i like that that that's different it does not mean he's rapping off sounds weird

i'm listening to this on beat listen if the engineer moved the beat uh-huh he's rapping offbeat

the engineer moved in in that instance in that instance but this is not happening with the kendrick eminem not at all project

a feature i'd like to know the m song you talking about because he's a maniac with that uh you told me when y'all was in the

studio i'm trying to move you off this big shoulder record he moved she was arguing he moved a bunch of jews yeah

you said you was arguing we moved everything yeah you go that's my point what was the [ __ ] frat house frat houses you wrapped completely

different yeah but again that wasn't for me to and i'm not we're not standing in this i will lead us

somewhere yeah but but that wasn't for me to say hey marshall you're wrong

that wasn't for me to say it didn't matter who's right or wrong in this instance you didn't i wrote this

verse in a way where i am delivering it the way i envision it to be deliberate

his ear is metronome trained to a t on the one two three like he's a machine

with that so if your words are not hitting those spots he will register it like a machine and

say this is offbeat and try to move it and nudge it around and there's also but wait stop

there's an art to being behind the beat or in front of the beat

if you do that hold on let me ask you a question so m could hear that and say you were rapping

off beat yeah that wouldn't mean that he's right it's not about right or wrong that's just what you're just saying i'm listening to

this saying this is also the same there's also you because i've done this i've moved a

million people's vocals purposefully and had producers tell me to move people's vocals sometimes you're

on beat it's just the way that this song needs to go you're attacking it wrong you know what i'm saying like you're

coming in way after the one you're still on beat but the song is supposed to be a little bit more up-tempo and poppy and

now it's dragging because you're coming in super late you understand this is super complicated

it's 90 degrees outside talking about it it's hot out [ __ ] got the tops down the bikes is

out like listen i completely respect uh i'm happy that biggie's family or whoever is profiting off of this

hopefully it's his family uh is finding new ways to make money off old catalog but this one ain't it for me personally

i'm whipped i'm with parks i'm in agreement this is just not they could pick a different verse that's all

i'm gonna give that bad match up and they're re-releasing uh life after death 20 was i think 25 year anniversary this

record is actually going on there oh really on that project so it's called super deluxe anniversary

edition or something okay like they got 10 remixes of hypnotized

12 12 excuse me i like the originals see you do that

i'm shutting up man no it's just i don't know enough it's not for me i just came here two weeks ago

them doing this uh with the marvin gaye i want you session right that's a little different to me

because they're just doing different uh arrangements of the music that was already there as

opposed to like let's just put this over a whole new beat i mean nothing i can't i can't honestly i'd be a hypocrite mike dean just put

out what i thought was an amazing project

with just a bunch of passes that's really literally what it said oh yeah it was two albums

to send [ __ ] right you i wouldn't even know how you classify it that's how weird that was yeah but i was

like damn i'm glad he put that out like that so i can't [ __ ] on that without hearing it that's all i'm saying i'm not

going to [ __ ] on this like not for nothing i watch i watch knives do it with automatic every five or ten years

it's true you know certain artists when you have that classic project you're going to do this you're going to find a way to breathe life into it again and

resell it and if as long as you or your estate your family get the right um get the

money from it they're doing that with thriller salute they got some unreal they said never before released [ __ ] from thriller

i'm worried that that's probably going to be remixes probably will be i doubt that they had

something in the stash from thriller for [ __ ] that long yeah go go get a bag i'm i'm a fan of everybody getting a bag

as we all know but just sometimes when it comes to classic [ __ ] you could leave it you kind of got

to leave that [ __ ] alone all right i don't care about none of your boss come on come on come on it's ninety hide

outside all right because the weekend is hot tomorrow too yo coach [ __ ] at the beach coach all right so as it normally

happens when it's hot outside and you don't go to the supermarket for a little while i looked in my fridge and i was without a necessity of beer and a

need a need of mine again you got to keep the things around right that make you you and for me

that's coffee creamer really bad morning when there's no coffee creamer it's my karen segment by

the way had a quick caring moment you know you don't care about things

until they affect you sure and i had one of those man

tell them i was trying to hop into something wow hopped in the car ran right over to a local supermarket

i figured i'd go in and get some coffee creamer but i saw some palm olive i needed a few other things

a few little quick things in the bag like do dude shopping one day we'll talk about that how dudes

shop versus how women shop shopping people that like really know what they're doing in there

that's a whole different list get the nutmeg but not the brown one get the white chocolate

that's fantastic what are you cooking what are you cooking with that but anyway i go supermarket put a few things

in the thingamajiggy i go to the line which is empty and she started ringing me up

sitting on the phone tweeting feeling myself ego got the creamer i'm back

hey she's just ringing it up throwing that [ __ ] to the side bringing it up

throwing that [ __ ] to the side man did the elitist in me pop right now

but i'm practicing patience so you waited so i just stared at her

and she wasn't looking back at me but now there wasn't no plastic bags in front of her

and there wasn't no plastic bags on the end thing i'm looking up at the little light thingamajiggy trying to see if i

walked into the bag your own lane by mistake that peasant line i always skip that peasantry so i know i ain't do that

so i walk over there where you're supposed to bag your own [ __ ] and i just stand there and now my condescending ass is waiting

for her to pick up the phone and say hey we need more bags over here and then she was finished

and then she looked up at me and i'm looking at her she said 62.84 no i paid i got that out

of the way i'm still standing what's up take your stuff put in the cart [ __ ] i said

you're not gonna call for no bags i gave her the

i don't want no scrubs look oh i gave her the destiny shout out bills bills bills like yeah like are you

gonna do this or nah and she said oh we didn't carry no plastic bags the

law changed i'm not even allowed to do that and then she pointed to a sign with some fancy little bags on

some fancy bags and the sign said ten bags for ten dollars but y'all know

i can't read can i read and do math can i in that moment of

frustration am i do you think i'm reading you haven't had your call really see i'm exaggerating for stories take

right now i can read [ __ ] you take this [ __ ] home tell your girl you know joe can't read

yo don't pillow talk about me after the paw joe

that's exactly what i think to that you say no you're the last thing on my mind my [ __ ]

don't look at me i definitely ain't talking about you i didn't ask who you talking

[Laughter]

wait y'all want me to buy all these ten dollar bags she told me how about the baggage i gotta buy the bags i back my

own [ __ ] sitting there like a doof and now i leave with this stupid rule and stuck in my head which is disgusting

disgusting yo bring back plastic yo what are they doing i don't give a [ __ ] about the plastic bag my [ __ ] in the

paper you

yeah that's why my son can't get a job they took bags away yeah god damn what are you talking about they

make paper bags they're little paper straws they're the dumbest shits in the world ever they clearly didn't test those they didn't run those by neil

degrasse no they didn't run by no hot water they didn't run themselves by corki from life goes on

now you know what pissed me off they screamed tsk that's a it's not a real character

oh all right you can't say corky from life goes on it's a tv show

it's a real person the show the guy

for real yeah

that ruined her daughter with all the fake meds

you get the correlation all right never mind you want me to tell you no i'm good

i'm good all right but anyway no i'm sure this is terrible yeah it's a dub for plastic bags it's been like that the paper strawberry that's just the

part that gets me though every black person in here we've been prepping for this a whole lot you got a whole drawer

from plastic bags guys you got classic bags already

now for me to take to the supermarket with me like i worked here i don't work here guy asked the lady i said what you gonna do when these bags

run out she said what are you gonna do

she said what you're gonna do yeah i'm stocked up all right all right now i'm high put put your milk in your arms the bigger issue for me is that like

now i have a million of those [ __ ] bigger plastic bags it's more plastic like no the the the premise is you're

supposed to take yeah no doubt you're mesh but sometimes sometimes you're out and about and you forget your little messy bag right now i

gotta buy another one wait but what is the what are they saving here the plastic i want you to reuse it no what's

happening is they're saving the world what happened yeah i've seen this on captain plan at once

i've seen this plastic don't decompose so what's happening is they decompose

what that means i thought only dead bodies did that you're telling me about bats

can you smash it off no i'm just smart come on yo you stupid enough the plastic

don't dissolve don't decompose so what's happening is when [ __ ] is dumping it the [ __ ] is filling up in the oceans and

[ __ ] seriously plastic bottles and all that [ __ ] is just filling up in the ocean and it's polluting the world like

animals getting sick [ __ ] up all that that's he's right though he's right now

i thought you're an animal guy now [ __ ] the turtles you know what [ __ ] you [ __ ] that no that's not what i'm listening

fam that's what's good that'll save the ocean you know what's under there no [ __ ] all that hold on the paper straw

was first right but the cup's still plastic and the lid is still plastic but you don't get that

they put the poles on oh yeah no they getting rid of that they getting rid of that

little asteroid is the smallest piece of plastic anyway the straw is not for the recycle with the straw they said it um

it's not good for your health are you part of the struck a mission why you know so much about destroying

the street yeah what is wrong with you because while y'all looking at [ __ ] sweetie and scissor i'm reading some

[ __ ] about some science looking sweetie no i'm definitely gonna look

before you guys

i could read a little popular science and then go over to the instagram and see what i mean shooting a scissor before sweetie i'm

definitely not you got me [ __ ] up sweetie might be a bill still scissor you could leach off a little while

you might go live with her if you do it put it down right you don't hit him

i would go crazy over there she thought duke was ill

wait till she get this virgo mixed

because the [ __ ] that be having r b divas write these albums boy once you see them it's like oh man

where did you get a load of me

yeah it's a bill yeah absolutely that's funny

no i think men need more that boy what do you need more bills

no we need to leech off a woman more oh yeah yeah i don't think so like the good old days hey these are comedic segments

the broke [ __ ] are still doing that absolutely no they ain't doing it too too great of a job about it look how empowered the women became you bargain

you go

blacks man you could timestamp that then you go racy man oh sorry that's cool i'll take

it back go out there with them bro [ __ ] and brooklyn [ __ ] out there i'm not driving too

you think i'm getting on the turnpike you all got to drive to me to the block

no meet me over here buddy um all right yeah that's it for plastic

you get used to it eventually i did take a look i have two nah they just need to get some people in there you're gonna have to yeah facts i keep bags in the

trunk of the car now um my son just gonna go supermarket for me i'm gonna start putting it in what i keep some of

them little messy shits in the trunk of the car yeah it's 90 degrees you all

that was funny we out i might even have to hit the court tomorrow in the day time to watch

i have to watch clothes on basketball basketball court basketball court they said you're

wearing a hollister shirt that's why you got to shoot back it's not though

tell them that i mean i know what i know you got that [ __ ] on nobody look at me over there look at me

yo joe does he join it's cool all right the men are horrible with each other y'all terrible um all right

what else is important nothing's really important not a lot you want to give congratulations to rihanna and asap

indeed oh yeah hey ask me if i want to give congratulations to rhianna and asap yes

i read this and the first thing i thought is you could tell the women is not a boy like the women that are like four she's for the men

yeah they were a boy beautiful congratulations awesome they leaked this info they got to stop

leaking info when people are having kids the girl that worked at the hospital oh that's [ __ ] up they're having a baby

they kicked everybody off the floor right now oh that's [ __ ] up

clear down the whole floor i should have kicked that off the floor i'm joking i was about to see this [ __ ]

[ __ ] around sneaker i'm joking jesus guys i'm a shot of your kid selling [ __ ] for 10 mil

anything in this country yo clear the 14th floor home dementia

homie throw him on the streets got shot gunshot wound man yeah oh yeah dude that

just got his whole flow shot in his head pour some salt on it and get his ass down yeah band-aid

right we got rihanna brianna and asap coming get them out of here

i wouldn't leave i guess you would have to get me out of here you wouldn't they just take you to nine yo come on

we're taking you we're gonna go to some testing get you a whole new rule in the elevator

now you six deep in the hospital room y'all ever tried to steal the first class seat

yes absolutely before you knew that before i knew they had the name the little list sign

i thought i was slick you ever tried to guess the name yeah yeah peter winthrop actually

i was such a bomb ass look at this ray looked down on me again i don't understand what you mean because

i come with a little list i say what's your name sir you got to come up with something you know you might guess right

that's right i don't want the embarrassment tom just played out you got to get up and walk to the back i

already got my mimosa i'm good everyone's

so i can't read 27c sir oh yeah

getting arrested off of flight is sick all right come on round of applause

got the real scammers is back farmer bro martin shkreli

who also has a television show coming i don't know if he owns the rights to it uh martin versus wu-tang or something

like that ghost is about to [ __ ] him up go tray said he wanted to punch him in the face

i don't think ghostface is actively looking for him no i don't of course not just came over he was just saying like yo i felt like punching him in the face

are you talking greasy to him martin shkreli a former pharmaceutical executive known for raising the price of a life-saving drug by 5 000

and you think they found all the money with him was released from prison and transferred wednesday to community confinement the

federal bureau of prisons told mpr also while we on this i wish that jail

would stop clout chasing and trying to show us the conditions in which young thug is living oh yeah that is disgusting i don't care

whole [ __ ] is clown oh my god you think the jail clock jason yes i thought that was uh his attorney was showing the

conditions yeah yeah like this is his attorney was putting that out there no that's what i wrote not what i saw is

not what i read there's a some other association or bureau that runs the

private jails that were saying that that uh head lady came out and did a press conference saying this is not the ritz

carlton these are our conditions there's a bed there's a toilet this is what's going on that's a different report

this was on the news but again his lawyers leaked the fact that he's living under these conditions

his lawyer did his job yeah okay [ __ ] you are in prison fam you are the jail stop it you're responding to what

you're a private entity what are you responding to family how many lawyers are saying something

about the jail no listen they are saying that he's being treated

unfair comprehend humanely cool and then jail was saying no these are the standard conditions this is jail of the

[ __ ] jail i know and my issue is with jail

showing us jail conditions on the news responding to one person's attorney that

has made it enough to channel seven yeah me and you be like well you may be if me and ice or cory or parks is locked up

our lawyer making these dumb ass please is gonna fall on deaf ears this is a big case so that lawyer said whatever that

lawyer got locked up we just sat here and waited his lawyer just waiting for the phone you ain't yeah you wasn't [ __ ]

when you got what you meant he used us conditions we ain't know nothing when you went in i'm sorry we could have went

and said something yeah we could have got the new one we would have got [ __ ] academics for somebody to

go over there nine on your side yo it nine on your side help me howard help me

y'all know all of them y'all know every one of them criminals that's what they're doing like

basically saying no [ __ ] you not being i think that's good i think it's nasty [ __ ] we know how jail look they showed us a jail i think

that's whack anyway but i always get shocked by your opinions on the man come on martin shkreli he's out

and uh david you see what he captured this picture no i didn't uh he captioned the picture getting out

of real prison is easier than getting out of a twitter house put his ass right back for the comments

take your dumb ass back for the comment you hater

that's not right i know i am you hate her dumb ass out of here see what money do

no i know are you on the sign of money or not are you so confusing to me no it depends i'm on the side of right yo you

got enough bread you got enough bread that you could sit around and talk [ __ ] cause you had enough bread to get out of jail early time oh this was light work

it's easier than getting out of twitter just did six years ish he stole a gazillion dollars you know how many

[ __ ] i know did double years for selling crack no no and where did you meet those guys at

boston college no i didn't i don't know yo you know what i'm saying this thing will rob

millions of families i don't like what he did no he was disgusting i'm just joking around aids better

technology yeah yeah a lot of people who needed it who needed help and needed their medication got [ __ ] by him so i

don't want to sound like i'm taking this as a laughing matter i am not

him you sound like you wanna shoot the one with him dude listen though he had to uh pay back restitution at 7.4 but that wu tang

album i think is included in there yeah they took that so your man ghost might be happy they took that back i wanted to finish

taking bets on who they think would win in the fight martin vs ghostface no martin versus ish

if he see it [ __ ] building one of the houses they just run up on him like yeah i heard that honestly y'all heard that

don't hurt that [ __ ] y'all heard that pause

thank you bro i appreciate that man uh

billy though i will halfway support because all y'all was stupid running out

there for them tents to grilled cheeses yeah i hope you get your ass again

you gonna make the ice festival wait he made y'all sign up for the billy black card before like yeah yeah he did a

couple of little stuff yeah come on man come on if you buy the billy black card

what do you want me to tell you man look at billy he was up the in and out [ __ ] ham damn sandwiches make

coachella look like the four seasons oh my lord yo that wasn't even him that was baloney

fam they so they got us how they got there congratulate this nigga's brain man

how many how many how many clearances the camera crew had to get through to go in there and take the jail they had to

make calls y'all haven't been up to the jail that's gonna take a while they rushed them in there they replied to that pass

big enough story couple hours damn right that's the point oh that is the point right there

that's not the sandwich that they gave them [ __ ] in the tent no it is no it is a little side of lettuce

it's a vegan festival yeah there you go vegan fire that's that's nuts

yo it's reacting to

yeah justice and be able to market it and sell it he was just trying it

let's see how do you pull up some ocean water we're gonna purify it we're gonna sell it for sixty dollars a

capsule this is why i hate this just last week i was asking him is he on the side of crime or nah and he cursed me out

he [ __ ] really told me about my inner soul i did not and now you're here saying no this guy's brain is good

i don't think it's i think it's just realizing how stupid people are yo how easily influenceable people are because

he knew he if i go grab the right people from instagram

i can sell anything to these i like billy over marty all day like barty was hustling drugs that's not you know i

mean in a bad way no that was [ __ ] good [ __ ] with billy over marty and martial's foul marty was filed billy

was just yeah i mean trying it we all tried to fake it till you make it at one point in life you

but that's see he had the right idea that [ __ ] that i used to do in the trolling time like i realized how stupid people

grilled cheeses no i had people go eat mcgribs that i never had and was sending me pictures of it

starbucks selling black people grilled cheeses that is pretty good too

good he lost me yeah i wasn't talking about just go ahead

but no it's like if you just realize how people are just waiting to be told what to think like by

you can take advantage of it that's all it is bro we see it today and

it's going to keep happening because people don't want to think for themselves they want to be told so you'll see a billion more billies

people are waiting for the next billy what should i buy what should i go and throw my money into

what makes ain't smart like billy yo that took some work i'm not on a fan of stealing from [ __ ] but that

took some brain power to be able to orchestrate that like his girl what's the girl that we all like uh the new

york heiress chick oh because they was friends anna they were friends anna

they was in cools like what y'all think about little meat running off of the watch seems like a miscommunication yeah after

i've read what happened it seemed like a miscommunication yeah he bought the watch like well i was on

credit or something like that and then i guess didn't pay the balance and then tried to sell it

was a miscommunication

[Music] anything about that [ __ ] pay the balance once i sell a watch out of profit it's

the american dream [ __ ] why is it okay for billy but not

for little no that's what [ __ ] do buy some [ __ ] for twenty dollars sell it for 25 pay the 20 back keep the five

mm-hmm okay so clearly i don't know what happened and you could say that now i was

listening to them little meech allegedly took his rolex and handed it in to one jeweler

that was worth about 80 grand for richard milley which was about 250. they exchanged it he left

that's that rappers do it all the time um but he didn't get back to him and

stopped answering his calls allegedly and he took that watch to another jeweler

and flipped that richard millie for another richard milley from that jeweler too and there still was a price

difference and when he left he apparently didn't pay him either oh and they know each other

you know the jewelers be knowing each other they've been known each other so they spoke and they called the police and they put out this statement that i

won't bother to read but they put out a statement saying why they called the police on little meech

now i do still think there's miscommunication there that i do i'm with you

because rappers do it all the time one and two if i needed to buy myself time to pay

you then i get a new grace period with the new jeweler for a similar watch and hope that that

works out well i don't think that he was trying to beat either of them yeah i don't know i don't think that too many

too many rappers do that not beat people i'm coming out get their jewelry this way i like how

the uh reports came out though like goes facing fraud 60 years i'm like well they threw it well they threw an organized

fraud charge on him in this i don't know what the bill was there

were rumors going around i won't speak to it because i didn't confirm any of that but the charge one of them was organized

fraud now i read that she's like ah come on knock it off knock it off i don't like that

organized scheme to defraud yeah it's better bail was 150. yeah i thought that 1.4

[ __ ] was a joke for these charges but they'll be cool he's out he's fine he

got out right away they're shooting i can't wait for season two yeah

oh yeah season one was fire yeah can't wait for that even though there's a lot of good tv out right now

still there's bad [ __ ] i ain't caught up on the uh baltimore [ __ ] yo there's a show you might like it's

called um 61st street i heard this dope yeah you watch it already i watched the first my

mom's been trying to put me on it so i said alright let me sit on watch the first tell me more um it's about a kid who's caught up in uh

it's like a corrupt chicago judicial system it's kind of like your honor okay take place in chicago

lawyer who's about to retire but he takes this case on oh it's from the night of people i'm in

oh i saw the trailer for this michael jordan's yeah i saw the trailer for this i'm in i'm watching this yeah this is this is where uh amc

i heard it's dope i haven't watched it i've seen the first episode and i was like okay yeah she's been beating me upside down

i gotta get amc plus now i gotta catch up with uh better call saul has been back out

all right watch any of that it's a good show yeah but this [ __ ] is all right though

just just the first episode i saw i like courtney vance that [ __ ] this is us has been shooting off the

yapper with the sad cannon oh yeah bro you've been you've been tearing up what

once a week on the dot you ain't watching tears is coming i'm watching this [ __ ] you was the one that introduced me to

you that this is this guy i know you just won't wait to watch them all in i'll watch it eventually i'm just not

with all the sad [ __ ] they they sat at me to death a little while ago

are you feeling okay yo you love the sad you

me up bro no i'm glad you off the side i don't care about what you what makes you glad

i'm dapping you for that they sat at me today because there are levels to the sadness

and they hit now they go they go deep into the sad bat it's like

parents dying and cheating every episode is something even though we never really address dude

nursing the girl back to health only for forget it the white white girl i'm not off of that

how you nursed her to health and then she left him no you getting that confused with a million little things that's what you're talking about oh

that is a million little things yeah that's the

it's 90 degrees what are y'all doing for the weekend nobody's watching tv who gives a [ __ ] i'm going upstairs to see the family man okay i'm gonna be outside

outside we got family it's a wilderness okay oh you oh you're here outside we're going camping well

it's in buildings but it's still not a hood party to go to uh well excuse me yeah you got whatever

i been oh you yeah i'm really shocked my childhood nigga's

having a because every time i tell him about her party nice i ain't going in there dawg i had

to drag you down to the one spot i didn't know that about this yeah he don't [ __ ] with the hood so why are you going you

scared of you man so you gotta go he got you under pressure yeah you can't miss this one you're like justin bieber

in the uh in l.a and i got to do that you gotta do push-ups

you're gonna build a house on the spot stupid

that's my man from fifth grade he having a birthday party so i got fifth grade he should keep you safe

i don't know yeah you know to keep you safe [ __ ] but in the event that you do because you don't be out there like you

lost your the young [ __ ] now don't care about the older [ __ ] issues i know at all they might not know about

the work you put in in two yeah i mean 91. fam it's an old

[ __ ] party i just said i'd do the [ __ ] since 50. but it might be a couple of them that's what i'm saying you're gonna be all right i'm straight you need

something nah six o'clock i got you if you just you know let me

know just let me know ice them [ __ ] don't like cd-roms them [ __ ] are shooting guns

i'm not shooting anything these don't care about your software these little [ __ ] is about about it you're

gonna wear the ripped jeans what are you gonna give them

flannel big joints like you where do you see flannel see look at you look at you trying to be

funny [ __ ] fleece uh oh no i owe a couple money i owe a

couple dollars you could do a whole couple dollars to the cup i'm here today i'm here today all right

i'm gonna put 40 in there y'all wanna talk about the uh little wayne martin beef what about it

wayne got a little disrespectful i ain't gonna hold you no he got a lot of disrespect what do you say man i i

didn't even know wayne was a a sons fan i guess

he probably not he probably got to mike because two three years ago he was a heat uh yeah like

he's losing track of what team he's offended oh so that's the beef he jumped off the mavs bandwagon

he was he was there probably for somebody you know these rapper [ __ ] be making friends with ball players so he

was duane is a sports fan though i know he'll be i'm just saying but they still be friends with some of the players

right so i might be going to the phoenix game because some of my [ __ ] played for phoenix phoenix got the ass smacked out of there

so mark cuban started cracking jokes no wayne started oh he said wayne said luke or ho

but why if i go to the game i can't say i can't tweet they wanted players as a whole you could

but then you got to be able to take what come with that yeah not really i could say something back

when the owner said something to me so the owner used wayne's lyric it's a [ __ ] show i put you front row i thought

that was pretty clever that was clever that was clever and a great wayne line great wayne line wayne got a lot of

those really simple [ __ ] great ones he's amazing he's [ __ ] good how many years it took me to [ __ ]

realize the dead in the living room no i remember the spaghetti lasagna

lodge real jesus had the world [ __ ] up no that was the one because who knew him taught how to spell that i've talked about that before

i know that spelled lasagna yo y'all still know how to spell as your age yes

yes i just wait for the little red light i'm telling you i want to tell you i'm just waiting for the little red line

the [ __ ] you just don't lose i was never the best speller anyway i'll be in the house arguing with the

little alexa speaker now i'm the old just fighting with technology yo alexa play some [ __ ] get

me in my vibe they want to throw some wow oh wait right there joe got this special

coming up [ __ ] playing her or somebody play some other [ __ ]

coming out trying to get right to elton john screaming talking to alexa now she's trying to talk to alexa [ __ ]

she don't speak you don't know your voice shut up sorry for anyone speaker i

set off out there because that happened i listened to your [ __ ] with it now i need to learn how to do my show

with the speaker i didn't try that oh you could do that because i didn't want to mess up

my vibe i'm just saying have my hat be hooked up to the speaker and hear

my [ __ ] as i'm doing but i have to talk as well i don't know how that would work even

though you can talk to the alexa speaker they have to walk me through that hmm and i didn't want to jeopardize the show

but back to wayne right i mean what can i say wayne cursed me out before over some [ __ ] so

he's quick with that which one he cursed you out about uh when he thought i had said something flat uh fly about gotta

go uh okay and maybe i did i was gonna say you did but i didn't realize i did so i did need

to apologize and hip-hop you need to apologize sometimes people you like because it was a good dude i wasn't trying to be funny but wayne cursed me

cleared the [ __ ] out clear the [ __ ] out so yeah he

that's when i read that i was like yeah that sounds like that's that's all in part no no yeah he don't play what he

said to mark he told mark mark cuban don't make me get you smacked boy you playing with me

i'll piss in your [ __ ] mouth you know

tell me something similar to that sounds better

bigger the pistol oh man shout out to wayne shout out to mark cuban uh they've settled this yeah back main squash shout

out to macmain as well and and you knew they would you didn't think wayne would run up on

mark cuban not somewhere he was having a little fun yeah pissing in your mouth is low that's

crazy one point but it's cool i get it devin gotta feel like [ __ ]

you talk too much [ __ ] to go home to luca honestly if there's one person and there's

nothing wrong with taking a l but the number one seed talking as much [ __ ] as he spoke to luca

i don't think he sleeps well at night no you don't annie matt competitive i don't yeah he has some sleepless nights you think he's

gonna bounce back next year of course you think he's got that that that that killer gene in them

and you know what i hate to make things that may be unrelated be related

but there's something about cloth i keep going back to it because it's true and who you are in one instance is who you

will have to be in another and that little clip that is referenced a lot of devin booker playing pickup

ball in the gym saying yo now we ain't double teaming in anything double teaming and them saying

yes the [ __ ] we are and him saying no we're here to work on our game and i'm saying that's working on your game

no but then they chan and then they come right off of that and go to kobe and ask kobe what do you feel yeah and kobe said

i would have told him y'all better send another [ __ ] over here [ __ ] two y'all need three so i'm just

saying that the mental toughness that comes with that not that i know anything about it i've i've never scored 80 71

points in a celtic loss um but the mental toughness that comes with

that is what i assume you would need in the playoffs with a player like luca coming full speed or or whatever speed

he has at you even on a double team [ __ ] that's what they did in game seven i don't care what they did you see what

wardell did look 21-10 grab 10 rebounds on the maps

and they smacked them they smacked they smacked them we called the blow out we saw a blow out they smacked them they let it be known

dallas wins a game in this series yo dallas wins one game in this series maybe yeah

golden state is loaded they're gonna they're gonna run right through they're gonna send bodies at him for the rest of the lucas greatness will get him a game

but he has to go through this all the great's got to go through this tatum went through it a little bit i'm watching the celtics games we're not on

sports but i'm watching the celtics games and i'm like damn i wonder how this tatum responds to

kyrie going in the celtic locker room saying i'm better than all y'all 1v1 what's up somebody do something

huh when did he say when kyrie was on the celtics when he was back then two years ago yeah they couldn't say nothing

no yeah now now though yeah but their thing but wait but their thing then was wait we just got to the eastern

conference finals without you which is valid but you still might not be better than kyrie now here you all are again

just a few years later same team same core shout out to marcus smart what a guy he

came back horford played listen man boston warriors finals book it yep yeah

book it yeah i gotta say how much the tickets cost and that goes

that goes six games that goes six games michael seven maybe seven depending on how tatum what

he eats for breakfast one in the morning you know it was a slow news week you [ __ ] tried to beat me down with luca having a beer in the morning

yeah luca had a beer and y'all tried to shove that down no it was old and who i don't care

even if you don't even if it was today who the [ __ ] cares you had a beer what the hell am i about to do in my house with this information

we just get a lot of some we just get a lot of information sometimes that i don't need too much too much yeah we be

coming in here talking about all this hip-hop [ __ ] i always want to mind the girly business cause it's way more fun

you just do say that but i'm a guy and they always tell you just mind your business so i do cause i listen but

sometimes it should be fun and we need to adopt some of that [ __ ] so lotto i'm not lotto [ __ ] uh

riniruchi was somewhere speaking on a panel somewhere and they had some fans come up

uh so she could ask them questions and they have to answer it and the clip went viral i hate using that word

but it went viral and she immediately brought it to the ops which happened to be lotto in that instant i didn't know

anything about that because i don't follow women beef the fan came up there and said ask me a

question and she said all right who's better me orlano oh [ __ ] she got ready to it and i said yo why

don't i then they killed her for it but i'm like yo men should do that um yo you like mad better me or that but

that's

juicy one the juicy juice she put a song out and she put slogan did you see juicy

and she said [ __ ] she did and then she said she was mixed

that's exactly how it went and then young miami's head and this is where it gets funny

young miami said ain't no [ __ ] with that nasty ass carpet and i'm out in a house why you

[ __ ] on a billionaire you freaky ass [ __ ]

i shouldn't even be reporting this but i got triggered because it's like hold up now don't stop the little

baddies with nasty carpet in their house from [ __ ] on dudes with money without us giving them anything yo

come on city girls don't [ __ ] game up now yeah don't do that yo stop stop

maybe maybe the molding yo i ate the carpet is the molded you always tell them you look

no when you see the [ __ ] up baseboards or around the doors how old is uh shorty that got a house together like how

these little young banks got the cable wire running around tv on

the floor flat screen if you're happy to see it oh [ __ ] you ain't on the floor

just leaning against the wall like damn how many fordham bedrooms that you want me to look at

god damn y'all can't go get the glass glass headboard with the glass and table

that's it would fly the first time i seen it like fake ass now you kind of know the jig

the little mirror yeah that's what he thought yeah yeah you're a weasel and the chicks went crazy with the [ __ ]

with the [ __ ] that had the sh the sheet all of the cape all around it oh

you know how much of a freaky [ __ ] you got to be to be a hoe in a canopy bed

that bed is so beautiful you ain't there hoeing around that is the one

they're killing that one the fake restoration hardware bed oh the fake toughness

yeah chicks found tough didn't never look back either tough to be nice though i'm not gonna lie

you want some tough yeah i want to talk to you man you're teaching stuff dude i could but why you know you don't get nothing i

gotta i got a wood joint what do you spend money on parks tell us yeah that's a good question

none of their business amstel [ __ ]

light no i think you can't do the tough thing everybody

can't do tough things thank you asian pop out of the room nah look you gotta you

gotta rock with it [ __ ] i had a tufted couch but i had some ultra modern new [ __ ] like yo fam chill out

see you could do it how important is a headboard you can grab for your sex game is that important for you guys nah no

for mine or her anybody you guys the three of you i was anti hypebora yeah he was anti-white headboard

what the [ __ ] they have no headboard i got a headboard it's 90 degrees he wants to listen to his poverty

this is a lot of part of poverty i was poor

you all cracked with me for queen size you better

[Music] he said he was poor that that was poor

yeah i couldn't afford a headboard oh man you got one now right like i got one all right

it ain't tough to though that was you're doing what with the headboard yeah oh okay where am i to

coerce you into getting the headboard yeah i can't do this we got it

you buying all the property in elmira so you can start a development called parks's valley

where's the drum roll man

you're not getting the jewelry you're not getting clothes frivolously no no none of that black levi's pumas that's

right there it is what's

um you got some villains coming i've been thinking about doing something like that parks valley

similar parks commons amenities gonna be trash and parks

commons speaker's gonna be on all the walls she could be knocking in there

you might not have no ac but you're gonna have good music she's gonna be eq'd right

um what else is important uh i saw the cat williams special on netflix yeah i

watched it i laughed i gotta watch it i laughed it was a different cat williams than the one that we've seen in previous

stand-ups but it should be how so well all the stand-ups we used to come

out with the pimp cup and outfit and be like really animated really raunchy really cancel

culture-esque before that was a thing yeah it's a lot more mature okay it's a lot more toned down it's just a lot more

uh similar to when we spoke to him just look like that cat doing a stand-up what i took from he he told jokes like

he was actually up here just he was a comedian he was a comedian so he's putting his money where his mouth is the uh if you don't have to be offensive to be

funny yes and he wasn't he was very welcoming and inclusive to uh all parties at the top included them

in the jokes not in an offensive way i really laughed at his

uh the chicken that that was funny it made sense because i'm sitting there like god damn he's right yeah they told us there was a

chicken wing shortage and they never told us it was a shortage on chickens no no then they said well he worded it

not spoiler like whatever he was like yo they told us it was a shortage of chicken wings and then said but we got

extra thighs

actually [ __ ] no i'm like wait a minute hold up cause wingstop definitely started calling themselves thoughtstop facts

they did yo y'all definitely was [ __ ] on that pop-out line for that chicken sandwich we gotta i every now and again i go in

my mind at just a moment in time yo right here i just said they tell you

what they like ice every episode tells you a different way that he's gonna aspire to be a [ __ ]

every episode so i mean that's what don't bother with that we talking about the first chicken sandwich chicken

it was two chicken sandwiches the remix what the deluxe yeah yeah they they stepped on it this is the re-rock

if you go to popeye's now this is completely stepping on this is not the og chicken sandwich that first one did

hit though that first chicken sandwich had something in it that was like oh man speaking of chicken i'm five days

with uh no beef no i mean no no red meat no no steak man that's a lot five or

five days of just considering you ate red meat three meals a day for the past several years

well no i didn't have time for three meals a day i was out working so smarty

[Music] you trying to continue with that yeah i'm trying to

be healthier yeah please yeah i'm trying to be uh that's nice

come on joe dale where does odell land tell me yo where do you get that from yo you that's

rapper brain weird

could be no way i don't think so um green bay

maybe they pay him they will enough of our worst take uh did y'all

see the oh nick saban uh let's get right to it of worst take nick saban

hater of the year for real it's hers cause that's my man too man i [ __ ] with nick

but this is crazy oh nick say nick saban apologizes for nil comments after jimbo

no he don't know he doesn't you know no he don't for those that don't know uh college

football's greatest coach ever nick saban uh

who some say has had the pick of the litter when it comes to recruiting and budgets

rule changes and uh he's got a really accomplished list of assistant coaches and people that

have moved on he is the bill belichick of college but he's great enough on his own to not even say that he's close

friends with bill belichick his resume speaks for himself he's won most of the championships in the last 10

years he's done this in multiple schools like he's really him and

he don't never even do this publicly no you never hear him you barely hear

him really so uncomposed

you never really see him off the cuff like that it's normally very

he was mad he was clearly angry he wanted homeboy

he wondered who travis uh travis martin travis hunter travis hunter is is his

name all right this is from uh this is from nick saban it's despicable that a a reputable head coach can come out and

say this and he doesn't get his way wait this is not uh this is jim jimbo said that it's despicable that a reputable

head coach can come out and say this when he doesn't get his way or things don't go his way uh fischer said just

hours after the tie coach made the dig wednesday night i don't want to see this i want to see what nick said i don't want to see responses

because nick snitched nick saban says and i quote we were

second in recruiting last year a m was first a m brought uh bought every player on

their team made a deal for name image and likeness we didn't buy one player i don't know if we're going to be able to

sustain that in the future because more and more people are doing it read about it in the paper sabin said

jackson state paid a guy a million dollars last year that was a really good division one player to come to the school and they bragged about it nobody

did anything about it these guys at miami that are going to play basketball for four hundred thousand dollars it's

in the newspaper the guy tells you how he's doing it but the ncaa can't enforce their rules because it's not against the

law why the hell is he snitching like that because he mad he ain't get his [ __ ] way no how

do you snitch on some [ __ ] that's not against the law shut your dumb ass up you the ev the

playing field's been even it's a new law that he's having a problem i've always had the advantage it was okay now that it's a little evened out

no we got this is a problem now that's that's how it happens damn they're all the way across the board dion sanders said

you best believe i will address that lie that coach saban told tomorrow i was and awakened by my son uh shooter sanders

that sent me the article stating that we paid travis hunter a million to play at uh jackson state we as a people don't

have to pay our people to play with our people

talk about it i've gotten a lot of really useful

information from nick saban just from things that he has said throughout the years uh he was talking about football but i

applied to life and i just have never heard him be like this he was tight

why would he have to you're gonna always hear the joy from a [ __ ] that's always winning

you get what i'm saying like he always gonna kick the positivity the yo energy all the flash it the little trigger [ __ ]

until he's faced with adversity then you see the real [ __ ] come out well see this is weird [ __ ] not gonna

be selfish when they got a plethora of money when they start getting a back against the wall that's when you see a [ __ ]

few too many soda pops at night too you know what i mean that's [ __ ] exciting i don't think that's it i don't like that yo i think it's just as long as

it's been working in my favor i'm cool wait you can do it now too all right we

got a problem that's usually how it goes they're not going to be able to sustain their greatness

they will they'll don't even if they don't it's parody now let your coaching come out [ __ ]

it's easy to coach when you got the best players true you got the number one two three four best receivers in the nation

[ __ ] who the [ __ ] can't throw the ball to them they're getting open creating separation you can't double them yo let anybody

else start getting some good recruits then see where your coaching game is [ __ ] out of here

i'm with you yeah like i don't like andy raddick you know with the rat [ __ ]

the rat [ __ ] kind of got me hot like you could have said it without throwing the official teams under the bus right

through miami under the bus do [ __ ] uh jackson state under the bus do a m

under the bus [ __ ] shut up ain't nobody say no when y'all was getting buckets true he was running around calling

uh university of alabama the biggest car dealership out there nobody said nothing

you know what it was you know what it was man think about your hellcat big boy come on

pick what color you want what you want that this is kind of pointing because now that

cause you know [ __ ] pick the schools based on who get the most tv time and all of that like if you're in high

school you know these [ __ ] got nine televised games you gonna go there but now i could make a better decision

for me and my family knowing that i'm gonna get paid for my name image and likeness now i could really go where i

might want to go i don't know that's the other thing i don't like the attack on hbcus yeah i don't like that so now i could go to

another school that i might feel more comfortable in going to because i'm already going to be generating money

alabama's operating revenue was 179.8 million during the 2021 fiscal

year which spanned from july 1st 2020 to june 30 of 2021.

operating its operating expenses were 170.2 million

during the 2020 fiscal year alabama operated at a surplus of 16.14 million dollars

no jackson state is working with oxtails and oxtail and rice yeah no i'll

sell highs football program in jackson state made 2 twenty million

thousand sixty one dollars in revenue look at the expenses and spent two million foreign

[Music]

not funny my [ __ ] ain't bitching on tv sit your dumb ass down yo i don't like

that yeah i'd be bringing britney render to talk to the players too man y'all look i got us out i don't read

that like how i read that i got a side with corey though yo that book is a little too balanced it means

stop ice all right all right all right all right

i told y'all he does that yo oh man yo you're n.i.t

saban i don't like that yo i just don't they they are you feeling straight that's nasty good yes that's

all it is that's all it is that's hate that's it it's hate that's prime time big time this is this is what you did there

all right come on man you're nice you might need it you might need to give him a little eight twelve bar you know you should see

if you still got it this this [ __ ] census all over again

what you mean nothing man they losing a population control you know that's it that's it

that's it all over again you want to talk about cold playing ball

i mean sure we got him cold playing ball no you back whenever i'm nothing

big up to j cole man keep trying to fulfill your dreams yeah i mean he signed a drake's team too right ain't

that a team that drinks assigned to drake's team so i read somewhere i'm

yeah 90 degrees man 90 degrees indeed i did drake

i triple deer drake don't own this team that j cole science the scarborough shooting stars

you think drake got a suit up too drake might own the whole league yo salute j cole

nope follow your dreams man yeah there you go that's right there you go there you go never give up

yo you here y'all i'm trying to think of the rest of y'all telling a 40 year old to never give up

[ __ ] oh you're getting closer to the states yeah yeah yeah you're right working his way

over there africa to canada you'll be g league next oh and then it's up from there

jordan paul the second what you do you see j cole out there

just getting buckets out where celtics huh just giving it up if i see

if i see jack calling himself getting buckets hate

nick saban not only are you nice and lyrically you're not gonna be nice getting buckets too

and once they throw them in a wrap that's nice you'll be tight

you'll be out there trying to hack that [ __ ] at a celebrity game i can't say nothing about what i think about none of this

do earl already think that i won't let go of a sketch beef

earl i don't care about the sketchbeefy i'm telling you i really don't care like we dragging it we're dragging it out

still going huh girl's still going no i'll do the interview and said that

i'm tight at that i won't let it go so girl man

they never hear the salutes never still [ __ ] for seven years straight

one little thing all they hear is the diss and then say he's got it out for me and he won't let it go oh man all right

i don't care about what corinth stephens had to say i don't care about none of their i don't care i don't care yo that's why

i'll be forcing y'all to find something so i don't care about this [ __ ] don't make me talk about him stepping

salute to him if that's if it worked for you i don't it ain't going to happen in my household but you know whatever

i have no idea what happened i didn't click on it i don't know what she said she told her she told she was doing an interview with someone and said um while

she was married bow wow and lil wayne were her boyfriends and if they called she would

let dude know like yo i'll be back in a couple days i'm going over here with him i heard her saying about wayne before

and then when when she come back he'll have dinner ready have her bath drawn

ask her did she have fun and it'd be all good the crate

but she said she was the bread winner she paid all the bills because i think that's very important in that situation sure so she paid all the who's bills her

and her husband's you know her husband is the [ __ ] um

eddie winslow from the urkel show i think that's who her husband is was was

and she basically she told the story before she said basically her husband knew that if wayne called i'm sit down

and shut up i'm going wherever wayne is i'm at his beck and call so she gets on tv she

embarrasses her husband and says bow wow and wayne basically had carte blanche

that whenever they would call she would get up and have to tell her husband it could be three in the morning

she like yell i'm out she said one time could you move your car

yeah wayne called and said yo he would say all right cool i'll see you in two or three days and she said in two or

three days she would come home and the food would be cooked and the bath water would be ran and it would be hey you

have fun yeah i had great fun no and that's how they lived but i mean you know how are you get your rocks off i

guess but nah so each day on i'm not mad

i just i just don't hear the same uproar that would come if

any athlete said it any entertainer said it any

male male person said that and was as adamant and as prideful as she well michael blackson

just said it he was playing i don't know he might have been serious he was he had a little it was a little seriousness in there but he wasn't playing

they asked his wife and no it was a little seriousness isn't it they asked his wife and she gave a serious answer

as to why she allows that on his birthday birthday yeah i think every birthday uh

he was saying something different yeah i'm talking about what she said i don't care about what he said and it's

90 degrees we're talking about michael blackson i mean

that's my bad all right what else man no i didn't get

my current stepping stick i'm just sitting here thinking just drumming it up i think it's brilliant it was boring but i might not

want to get this spicy spice it up why we got to still hear from her 30 years later because she saw

a good dick back in the day because she got a new pod coming and i think that's cool brandon that's cool but she is she

is shot to fame because she suck good dick it look good though yo

i ain't gonna hold you that [ __ ] looked exquisite

that's really disgusting

so we got to still hear her thoughts and opinions 20 years later because she's a dick she might be not good at it yeah

but a lot of them is good now like that might have been marketing she ain't never suck mine i don't know

you tight that's hate

i'll roll with it i roll with it for the jokes

i didn't have enough money to but i wasn't trying to do that i wasn't even thinking about her i had my sights on other things

i don't get it why is this the thing we hear the story every year who cares and i can't say that because women have

marilyn monroe superhead yes

but i don't care about who cares i think it's just and why your husband

was eddie winslow my [ __ ] like why the [ __ ] am i here like

i thought what the [ __ ]

did i do i gotta come in here and talk about [Music]

with all due respect yo no

no only if i anybody could just say whatever they want for the next 50 years no [ __ ] what you been up to

where you've been at well when i haven't you ain't done nothing else since suck some dick that jada kiss bar was ages ago this is

respectfully the correct i don't know her but i just hate to be bad while wayne

minding my business one day and now wayne married amy no no or was engaged

maybe he wasn't gay he was engaged that ain't right that you could just pop up i don't think that's right that ain't

right that ain't right bad wow i might like that [ __ ] but for a [ __ ] that's married

park's whole week could be ruined if you just wake up tomorrow and work from

17 years ago is on the internet saying oh when i did this to him this was our situation

wait wait wait wait that's true what are you doing and that but now you got to talk to somebody that you ain't

spoke to wait now they got a part coming don't get your pot off on my dick yo

roll out do not get your pot off on nothing that you did with my dick but that's a valuable lesson that i had to

learn this year maybe i learned it before but it was cemented this year got to be careful who you make part of your story

because now it's part of their story that's true and you can't control and you cannot control what people do with

their part of the story but see why i don't just go shoving my dick around

for the next 40 years

no that's funny shut up um my thing is if that was a dude if a

[ __ ] did this the women would crucify me they would he would and that's my point that's my point like

i don't hear enough oh you classy if a man did this dog as as proudly as

she was speaking or some old work like that y'all are right i just hate to i hate for that to be the argument because i

hate what women do if a man did what you're doing yeah anytime a guy says it i'd be like

when a woman says i'd be like ah hey we meant you're not like it's different but this is the standards

exist no matter how much we try to act like they don't they're real they exist important don't break your podcast off

my dick yo that's three dicks no but now she's gonna get her call call me daddy

type content from experience listen i'm she's shooting forward it might not be

of course it's not gonna be at that level everywhere see now now i'm offended foot now i'm one can't come inside

i've been sucking big since 2001 the greatest to ever do it you're gonna tell me i'm trying to call her daddy these little white girls that just came

out yeah type content and she's going to be the authority authoritative figure on that

type of content she could talk to it from a perspective that most can't and these chicks don't care about corinne

today she rebranded herself what's her name she got a new name and everything yeah

even betterhead [Laughter]

yo her name is elizabeth what if she hey what if she fell off

mouth man not for nothing no lazy hold up hold up the [ __ ] that fell off

what do you always talk about how glorious the glory days how good he was back in the day i ain't saying

yeah now you ain't been outside in a new lipo era i don't know what that mouth is looking like now and these chicks are

there they might be looking at you like loaded looks man won't hear all that old [ __ ] we out here now sucking the dick

doing tricks and [ __ ] we done uh took it to another place evolved this

thing and you still talk about back in the day i'm talking [ __ ] right now yeah cause that [ __ ] was cause i don't care i don't

care suck whatever you want tell whatever story you want yeah but you just gotta be careful if you're out

there [ __ ] that's true that's all that's that's just that's what it tells you to man or if you're letting your wife go out there

and just be [ __ ] eddie was just minding his business

oh that is true too he might be remarried fact word i never respected that he was thought

i need a list of the tv characters y'all had the utmost respect for it was eddie once no

not just that is your box really that fire you married eddie winslow eddie winslow was in the house obeying the

rules with his with his rest in peace carl winslow but if carl winslow is my dab i'm running circles around him in

the house give a [ __ ] you a cop i'm out and they would send him to his room

go upstairs until come back down wait that would have went totally different good thing my dad wasn't there when i was going home

i dare you would have told me go sit in my room [ __ ] how many windows i've climbed out of

hang jump dumb ass neighbor across the street before it was a ring camera he had a black and white tv and camcorder

set up right across from that window i used to hop out and he was telling snitch

snitching sent that tape right to my mom my mom knew my whole day

yeah they were snitched yeah a resting piece down too that was my man snitch

yeah it's the neighbors but i mean i wasn't the best i wasn't the best at climbing out the

windows i mean i made noise

i have my friends doing it hopping it looks like a burglary going on hey why is there seven kids climbing in

and out of that window over there hi mom anyway

that's hilarious um what else we got in the uh part of the shows

yes there are part of the shows we have not done this segment in a few

pods because they were trying to serious us out work and i don't want to be anybody's therapist i don't want that

responsibility fair so why i got screamed on when i said that

it was the method in which you deliver nah what happened what happened it's the people i don't even remember every screen on it whatever no i don't

remember either but i screamed but it was like yo don't say that like we don't want them to subscribe no the topics

could be well i don't have to give you like real help i'll give you my answer

but i don't know what i was saying i don't want to be our therapist like listen no but you were saying it kind of

[ __ ] up talking to us all right we got juggs mathis jugs what

up jugs is fair that is hilarious

i hope i don't know that's what he got what she said you know

or he or he have some idiots what might have some jigs they could be they

all right first thing i enjoyed this podcast and i truly hope nothing but greatness find you guys oh well thanks i like that oh

thanks jokes my boyfriend has a best friend that he's super close with and they have a great friendship

they work together and their families are pretty close as well when my boyfriend and i started dating

one year ago his friend was super supportive and even told me he appreciates me being there for my man

however once my man and i moved in together his friends started to change

he'd hit on me or make comments sexually to me whenever my boyfriend wasn't around it's really starting to bother me and i

feel like i'm stuck between telling my man or not telling my man i need you guys opinion on what i should do see

this is a great question it is because i think it's a woman and she's asking a room full of men about a man i think

that's yeah yeah so i'm gonna attempt to get jugs on the phone okay

you guys can speak amongst yourselves as i go her boyfriend was telling homeboy what she be doing

you think he's usually what do you think he's inside you want to see what he's here no i just think she'd be like yo she'd be doing x y z having me upside

down flipped around and now he won't get a little aerobics uh i thought you're trying to say that

her man's on to that no no was trying to set her up see if she would you know i mean i think so see if she would jump well

that's why i have a problem with you asking everybody if they popped because if they answer you

then well i won't ask you that about certain people i don't do that we men would just be coming up in

conversation if [ __ ] are shooting barbershop talk i would never ask nobody about the significant other or no no

personal offer of course hopefully you popped your significant people with all of mine no i'm saying

thank you i love them all men are so funny

i like all of them and that's a joke by the way i am going to call jugs even though she didn't grab me permission she

said depends on who this is but let's get her on the phone let's see see if we can offer our services to her

name you know service bed there we go all right your call has been forwarded wow dogs ain't playing with us no that's

dnd you just go right back i'm calling right back man don't do me like that

don't do that johnny fight right through that little d d block yeah don't do that joe just your phone do not disturb don't call right now and she in tacoma

washington um i love it out there all right we're calling back

the suspense is killing me

playing games playing games that is true

she could have thought that yeah like who's this playing on my phone okay you know what blocked but what do y'all think of what she said maybe she'll go back i just told you i think that you

think that it's the setup no i think that her boyfriend was telling his man

how good that yaya was and now his man is curious

that's nasty what would have you said or yeah

i'm just i'm just both to be honest no [ __ ] never ceases to donate me don't go

in that young boy party asking about y'all how you know my sister [ __ ] oh

yeah yeah i'm gonna go with you when is it tomorrow i'm not gonna go you weren't gonna go anywhere why not

because it's in the jungle what's that well i don't know what that means you forgot why you keep making those you forgot that's your first time making

that joke not how it is so let me let me grant you the floor to explain i don't understand what that

what that means you tend to not want to be around the jungle i'm not mad at that

at this age i'm not a it's not preferred by me either yeah me neither [ __ ] be calling yo we going to

the fox trap wait where good luck

i'm not even going there db hit me last week so i'm like yo i'm shooting some content over here on stagmen and i was like all right

good good for you happy shooting yeah have a blast i hope there's something

almost got shot in the head doing that i can't speak for nobody else see that's what i want that's what i get about joe

that's what you're saying right there what you'll say no but then you told us the last time when you hung out you

ended up at a spot and i'm like joe why are you going there because that's on discernment is on us that's why so we're

making these jokes and yeah i have my places that i'm just not trying to voluntarily go to

but that don't mean that for life the thicker thing you might be like you won't stop over there oh yeah [ __ ] it i i think it's crazy and even in that it's

not i find comfort in them places right but it's just not a good business

i went to a little hood spot in jersey city with db a few weeks so i told y'all that's what i'm talking about yeah when

i said well why would you that was cool love was there that was cool huh love

was there they showed up i'm sure the love is going on people typically show me love when i'm out but it only takes one take two

it only takes one time of no love being around where it's like okay

you shouldn't have been over there but in there listen i walked in there

stayed in the front went to the back dj started playing the joe budden set i know y'all laughing out there there is

our enough record for joe budden set in jersey city [ __ ] y'all and then all the [ __ ]

what's that that's my height saluting i'm out they turned the lights on in there i don't want to hear pump it up with the spotlight on me that's just not

my yeah so it's not so much i don't want to be around those but i don't really want

to be around too many people you know what i was talking about though but listen to this ish i was having this conversation and we will wrap this part

up at some point i was on a shout out actually because when you go to houston

in the daytime no matter what time from noon there's somewhere to go where

there's a good mix of music food vibe black people like throughout all day and maybe that

spot is still open at the late night now with some tables and we changed the price and you know new york don't have

that new york does not have that well we just don't know about it we don't have it

we don't have we've been here long enough we've been around we move around it we don't have that that's why everybody runs the last lap over there

for half a long that's why everybody with the rooftop game like there's no at three o'clock especially you can go

somewhere the whole black people yeah the hookah spot don't even open it until five yeah right so that brings the

conversation to uh or brought the conversation to

black businesses being able to thrive in new york versus houston and that's a funny conversation

to have for me because of all the laws that you see texas pass and you know how texas is ran

right but you can be incentivized by growing your black business

over there versus new york which is diversified we all some melting pot

yeah yeah yeah but yeah i don't see no it ain't like that

even when i went shopping yesterday seven different stores that for everybody was an idiot

cool nothing wrong with that but was nobody black i went to seven different stores in a

mall and saw maybe one black person and then you go to the strip club at the

night time and that's monopolized by the spanish people like if you really want to get racy which i am not but that was

the conversation i don't know how i got here in new york though it is that is that but you know what i want somewhere

to go because those spots normally exist like i said to her i could go to the hood and probably find somewhere at three or four o'clock but should i be

there the answer to that is no probably not yeah that's a

depressing thought if you see it's like belonging to you know the spot the spot that i love to go to we joke we joke around but you go there

because it's that vibe at a certain time in the daytime and then the crowd switches and they switch

and i tease you because it's like it's dangerous over there but to have fun you kind of got to go where is dangerous at over here and the bad part of that is

part me good but up north we don't stick together you see that [ __ ] across everything

because most people just don't got a million dollars two million dollars sitting in the tub to get a a spot you

got to now get the sound equipment you got to get the lights you got to get the marble on the tables you got it you know what i'm saying you got to redo it and

all of that [ __ ] get a food menu and all of that stuff we won't be like yo the two of us we're gonna get together four

of us [ __ ] it we're gonna get together and do it we knocked pergola the spot i've been talking about in jersey

forever guess who bought it the same [ __ ] hello

hello this is the joe budden podcast may we speak with jugs mathis please this is she juggs how are you

i'm good how are you couldn't be better excellent we read your question to our audience

earlier okay it disturbed me as a man

disgusting why is it disturbing because i hate when [ __ ] do that i hate when men do what your question

said especially if they're friends right yeah they're more like brothers too

are they frat brothers in a frat no they're not in the frat they um went to the police academy

together they're both um or the blue wall officers

yeah so they went to high school together um their families are very close like their moms are best friends

so they're very they're like brothers basically so are you worried about being viewed a

certain way by being the one to bring that to the forefront yeah i'm i'm

i'm a less drama oh you sound nervous now yeah yeah you sound scared you're a

little hyper well no cuz i'm actually i was just i was taking a smoke break um when i got the text message i was

smoking and i'm a little high now he got you smoking wow god damn it jokes

you said you're a little high now i'm a little high right now so i get kind of giggly gotta be high to deal with her boyfriend and

his [ __ ] cop smoke you know now ish has an interesting theory

okay uh my theory was can we be funny here or are you yeah

you're good i mean you might have been putting on to officer krumke and he told his man

and his man has that in the back of his head how you give it up

uh okay no yeah

when i'm around them i'm very i pay attention to my man i'm very i'm a

very submissive subservient type woman so i'm always about him and making sure he's good and all that good

stuff so when other men come around i don't see them i don't give them signals i don't give them any type of energy so

i don't know where it's coming from i missed my point that's fine i said that your man let's say your man's name is

jack he's saying your man is going in the world i'm feeling too good in the morning no yeah yeah yeah as he should

yeah period right but your man your man might have conveyed some of the

tricks of the trade that you give off to his man especially when they first meet all right totally different take and ice

give it to us give it to us the friend is jealous true they're like brothers he's a hater

he's a hater they're like brothers he's trying to break he's trying to break that up but do you risk do you risk your

friendship with the fema i mean with your man your brother by shooting at his

chick they've only been together a year yeah and if she but look if he's his girl girl and he loves her such thing as

a girl girl at a year i'm a woman woman yeah one woman there's no such thing as my woman woman at a

year that's not true everybody is different okay that's not true all right bro you

know what they say bro all right no drugs i think you should tell your man that he did no listen so what i'm

saying is if if you really are scared of and you jealous you could potentially lose your friendship if my man is really

into the woman like that because it don't matter if he's feeling her like that you doing some sneaky

backhanded

they can get a divorce i don't give a [ __ ] about that and that's my point if i find out that you coming at my girl while i'm not around brown we're going

to have a different conversation and i want to find out jokes

check this out yeah even if your man takes the other side in this somehow because y'all ain't been together but

for so long then that's right even that's great information enough because you're sitting there being submissive and that other big ass word you used for

this subservient uh where do i meet those women um

yeah you said that being this way for a man that might not necessarily reciprocate or hold you in that regard

so you're gonna get information either way right i just i kind of i'm more of a i

don't want them not to be friends anymore because i see how much are they they're not friends are they friends

they're not friends yeah don't be shooting at you they're your friends hey what i don't know i don't know your ethnicity why are you putting that on

you why are you putting that because i'm the because i'm the one day so if i say something and they stop being friends i

just feel like i'll be the cause of that whole night how are you trying

off the rip that that's the act right there that [ __ ] friendship you don't need to harbor that no damn sure want to

know if one of my mans was doing that absolutely what and i would want to hear it from my girl fax

yeah tell him one thousand percent yeah he listens to you guys too so oh oh does the other guy

listen thanks guys huh i don't know i don't care what he does is your real name's jokes

i'm my real name but she's gonna recognize

absolutely i think i i will too only because i'm just tired of the awkwardness whenever

his friend comes around like i just want it to be he does it a lot not not no he doesn't do it a lot but he

does it enough to win like

because they've only been together a year he could have yeah he could have done that soon if

somebody else gets too close i got to get her out of there because i'm feeling threatened of this friendship or i just want to feel like i'm the bigger man in

our friendship you know what i'm saying sometimes people have that friends will have that little and that and [ __ ]

[Music] this dude might be or he might be jealous that his man is

this close to someone else and he sees the future so you want to uh drive a wedge in it

maybe be able to go back to his man and say look she wasn't any good because i've seen that be the rebuttal

to this a few times too fam you're not the one to test my relationship i don't need you to do that i'm still going to smack you

yeah i'm still a smackdown it's a lot of different that's a lot of jealousy and internal competition but y'all believe believe it or not like i've heard this

conversation a lot of people are women about them not knowing how to bring that to their partner that their

friend is like that straight up yo dude like yo if he got her oh i know i could get her exactly a lot of dudes feel like

that kicked a man back in i could hear i could hear the [ __ ] pain and jokes voice man i hope that mid

is doing something she's watching this she probably got some kill oh yeah she might get some pie over here

hold on are you there yeah i'm here there we go listen joe i

hope that we were able to help uh i hope that you do tell your man if you don't he listens so we'll tell him hey your

friend [ __ ] you're french i [ __ ] your queen

jokes tell them before this drops in the morning this is dropping tomorrow

yeah i'll just leave him a note or something

no jokes listen to the patreon not a note that's funny not a note a conversation maybe over some wine or

something he enjoys y'all in washington state like have a talk indulge give her some advice

does he smoke oh he's a cop never mind never mind brownies or something there we go yeah

give him a brownie have a conversation about the loser friend give her some advice i just gave my advice on how to

approach it i just did first you melt the butter and then you put the wheels

and then you start the brownie mix and yummy

hopefully we were able to help enjoy your weekend and good luck with you thank you so much i love this show you

guys thank you thank you we appreciate you drugs thank you have a good weekend bye-bye bye

yeah that [ __ ] is whack how do you tell your man you can hear the faithfulness

she's scared yeah i want to ask her where name came from but i think she was doing

that's why i love you all to send these questions into this show it takes a certain type of bravery

because most of the relationship ones which is a lot of them both of them on patreon i'm gonna do an episode where

we just call like all these people like mad at these people wanting to go there's a few of them here that we

should get to if you got caught attempting to cheat no i'm not even reading this we'll get into

this i'll read it to you if you got caught attempting to cheat and your girl said something to you about it but it's not that big of a deal

to her but you later find out she was approached for a threesome but she left uh left you out of it and just hooked up

with the girl alone wouldn't that just make y'all even because based on y'all's rules for the most part

uh based on y'all's rules for the most part she didn't cheat she just didn't invite you

sounds like an open relationship to me a little bit yeah that's definitely yeah

but if she don't care about your cheating i don't think y'all leaving [ __ ] she up one yeah y'all even at all talking about

okay [ __ ] her again and call me the next time oh y'all did it alone now

no how's she look when last time y'all had a threesome or entertain the idea of a threesome we can

get sleepers together right after this it's been a long time not even thinking about thinking about

trying to get one now no not really entertain the idea a couple years ago

how far into it pretty close who ended it

uh me why i think i told the story on the podcast

i wasn't here you might have been no you probably wasn't how short he was uh she was um hmm

what's the word i don't want to be politically incorrect but she we know that about you she wasn't your

cup of tea we can leave it at that i got you oh then so y'all didn't explore it so

deep if y'all didn't get to finding a girl that y'all could agree on yeah got it got it got it ice

it's been a while i'm not i'm cool i'm seven minutes trying to split that down you want to divide the seven up huh yeah that's nice

three and three and a half for everybody a lot of work [Music]

it's full seven minutes we can't define that between two people let two y'all down come on now

you got 14 minutes in here you all got 14. that's cool we're gonna find sleepers

it's fine let's get right on out of here hope you enjoyed this podcast oh my lord

what's up dawg good day sir what's up bro you back on my ass pause

cause you've been getting your ass mopped around these last few weeks now you're fighting back two weeks i ain't even hear no words on that record but it

was a groove at the end i could hear what's going on actually last week i didn't really get them up

two weeks ago and the week before that was my no i've been taking you a little i'm having to get you out of here now cause

you playing too much with me but i am gonna go back and hear that record

uh hopefully y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed giving it to you shout out to jugs mathis we really hope

your situation gets better yeah man that's a tough spot to be in as a woman there's some spots that women be in

where i'm like glad that ain't me because i'm not snitched so fast

yeah [ __ ] me actually i've done that before because you want to get out the way of

women's friends now you know i do it really you know i do it like if it's your girl and you love your

girl and if her girl is trying to give you some buns you got to tell what happens

when they potentially get in a fight somewhere she just checked out a whole ass

or bring it out you don't necessarily have no i'm saying like so other they might be in a situation somewhere outside like if she don't care about her

well-being with you she ain't gonna care about her well being in the streets she's gonna leave her stranded you know

what i'm saying like yo i'm good profound [ __ ] i'm telling i'm telling fast oh no right away now

plus you you don't want her the friend to go back to your girl and say something like the opposite i'm telling i need you to hear from me

first uh huh it's no different when you caught me while i'm in the club i gotta tell my girl before you do and now i want to see

who you believe right look where your brain go yo you just got it

that's important very important no it is but i don't want to be a contest well i didn't position it this way like

we just told judge mathis i ain't tell shorty friend to come holland to me but now that i'm in the spot

i mean that's what i'll do anyway listen man keep us in your prayers lord knows lord knows we need to be there

regardless of what corey says there is a lord [Music] until next time i bid you would do

farewell hasta la vista adios ariva derci so long goodbye arvoir

hey let's go brah remember life is a series of moments and

moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have and do remember the baddies are insecure

the stagnant women are going to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things

grab a tylenol you're going to need it still our prayers go out to the families

of those who lost their loved ones in that buffalo massacre there's been a lot of those little racy

racy type of shootouts and [ __ ] going on out there all the barbershops asking me about critical race there's wild it's

wild towns out here it's wild times out here head on a swivel at all times y'all hold it down we'll be back same time

same place wednesday thank you for your everlasting support hey shout out to

truth hurts y'all be careful out there this weekend i know y'all get hyped sundresses is out

be faithful don't do that be faithful this weekend [Laughter]

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