Pod About Nothing

Mike Mike ity

then make it to make it make it make it Mike Daddy to make it make it make it make it a mic huh it's a nice T-shirt oh thank you

I don't know I don't remember done buying clothes why do we need them

um I just let Berto rolled over here with you right

gonna buy less clothes there you go word The Edge there you go let's close all

right here we go what's up what's up how y'all feeling it's popping I found that dude page that you was

telling me about a few weeks ago that I had no idea what you're talking about dude is on the phone walking by they're

gonna [ __ ] him up they [ __ ] him they [ __ ] him all the time he got [ __ ] up oh this is dude that goes like at the grocery store and says [ __ ] on the phone

yeah they [ __ ] them up a couple yeah yeah he caught a couple couple muscle [ __ ] [ __ ] him up yeah you're going in the gym with the athletes playing

why are you playing with people like that you see the other [ __ ] in the store he he um he catch you in the aisle and he like

throw something up in the air yes you know we land on you yeah like they throwing it though he was on a beach

he's running behind this dude he got this big cardboard box and he put the cardboard box over your head before you

could turn around he push you down that's something you're gonna get beat up doing that though I don't think we're starting when it is

coming on the other dude is funny he's funny yeah yeah all right back from the holiday weekend

how was your guys weekend but are we really free

no what it wasn't give it to us Edge come on set us off right come on give me a bag this right up come

on what they did this is a used segment nah I'm just saying I ain't really do much it ain't really even uh

you oversold it then you oversold the tape that was coming

you start getting old it ain't much today yeah it is oh okay we still cook out yep

we still light off a bunch of illegal fireworks is that too maybe I'm too old I'm corny oh that

might be what all the young [ __ ] are doing the shooting they shooting real fireworks yeah so if

you're not doing that like what what makes what makes you feel old I did realize that it used to be a time

that you would look forward to going to set off mad fireworks buying I mean that was like a thrill you know what I'm

saying Italy and it made it they was illegal so that was more thrilled they're still illegal I know but you could buy them the good ones no you

can't yes you can you're getting sparklers bro you're not getting the [ __ ] oh that might be right the load the

[ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you go in any of these stores where you see they got their little TNT firework display all that

[ __ ] is sparklers in the little um what they call the little the bottle rockets the uh the little snake or whatever yeah

you ain't good you ain't getting no [ __ ] pardon me see you gotta cross state lines to get this [ __ ] you're saying Back in the Day none of that [ __ ] was we

was going to Chinatown buying them [ __ ] selling them blah blah blah

fireworks coming back slinging them I get it yeah they can still do that though I believe

now they're just riding around in the car but why you didn't think of something fun to do then

you can still hustle yeah we're making some phone calls come on progress this Advanced it why you couldn't

be the initiator of Dubai I'm old and washed up bro ain't no [ __ ] all right

let me talk to somebody that's interesting because when you old yeah

you on the grill you know what I'm saying now you that dude yeah now you lighting the [ __ ] like you know what I'm

saying you guys you got the super good fireworks R Kelly went down and he keep trying to

be Best of Both Worlds you you keep trying to live on the young side and the

old side you gotta embrace the old man look at that young [ __ ] alone yeah it's over

it's been over we too old I don't I don't be on the young side

anyway how was your how was your uh holiday weekend mine was great man my cousin just bought a house and and

usually we all go to uh my aunt's crib but he just bought a house so he was like yo we're gonna do everything in my crib this year that's what's up

congratulations to you it's like a housewarming slash you know uh Fourth of July barbecue right

and we got ran off the block the fireworks y'all had a little little cute shoes

off thinking we doing something and the neighbor said all right y'all let that little [ __ ] on top of

you peons yeah yeah watch this and you started seeing like

bombs go off that's when you gotta just be like all right [ __ ] let's go over there and hang out yeah no we just

walked over there with all the little kids over there just letting them watch this like like wait wait what [ __ ] we

couldn't no no no no no no no no no no no the story just gonna die in the hill no now the story just got crazy yeah

[ __ ] no it's new [ __ ] out there no are you crazy

Joe this is not me just being dramatic for the camera these 29 year old [ __ ]

got [ __ ] we might have never seen ish you can never let the kids go now be Spectators to the competitor oh damn the

kids won't be Spectators no well you're gonna spectate your little ass in there no no sit down right there and don't

move yeah we went to war we can't go to war

with you underarmed what time did you what time did you start ice so what does it got dark what time is that nine

o'clock 9 15. somewhere in there what time did they start as soon as we started oh they oh it was outside

lighting for about 5-10 minutes and then they said all right stop oh this was a beat down yes [ __ ]

that's what I'm telling you yes so my question to you is that you've done we were underprepared I hope no no no no no

no no no no no no no [ __ ] that Parks I'm not off of him

you've been doing all of these hostings um doing all this all these extracurricular

activities to get money and raise your quality of life you know if it is and you didn't you just finished explaining

the state lines to ish yeah so you know the rules of engage Pennsylvania word

Pittsburgh unless you are from Pittsburgh now come on you know the rules of engagement

of course so you went there and spent how much on fireworks on the spot give it to me I didn't go by the fireworks

I didn't buy them this was his crib he had fireworks uh you should oh you did

this all wrong he did this all wrong everything you did about this is wrong when I went down south and and the

cousins in them had fireworks and they planned to set it off all right before y'all start I'm out I'm going to get

some because now somebody gonna come from down the street thinking [ __ ] is sweet and now we're gonna have to really show

them what's going on I'm gonna call somebody right now I was calling my dad right now to let y'all know what

happened when the other [ __ ] came out you planned for this the big boys ain't even coming out if we came out at night

winging is popping to 11ish the kids can have fun when it's the egg go ahead yo yo yo you wouldn't get nothing popping

at 11ish over there this was real suburbs yeah they're not playing that [ __ ] bro but whenever they yo whoever

beat ice ass now now I take a person I challenge you next year it was this wasn't my party because you

were present as a spectator there it don't matter family member it did that's your family yeah

y'all [ __ ] uh nephews and nieces ran to another person's house I told them I

said hey fam that's worse I hope you at least have better food

imagine your son ran to somebody some stranger [ __ ] ran to Trevor or somebody because they was letting it off over

there oh man I'm sorry it was a little cul-de-sac and then they looked over and was like oh I was like all right [ __ ]

message oh come on we just go look at this yo yo I challenge y'all motorcycle get it popping

oh man so everything's right here that got worse

fam yo you stupid man what's up bro I love that cause they was outside when

y'all went back in the house please at some point somebody had to go in the

house well we I don't know no no I'm talking about when I left his

house they sent you back to your state your city everybody was still outside it's on

next year oh no no bring me up bring me no you're not don't worry about it I would open the garage you know I just

got some [ __ ] in there still all right man come on I take [ __ ] like that personally the competition I say

your dogs you can't you it's all wrong don't worry about it though I got you next year all right we got a nice day outside damn ice man that kind of [ __ ]

up I was like This Is Us episode for me

you stupid I don't like seeing that all right it's a nice day outside starting with

energy microphone check one two what is this

[Applause] [Music] [Applause]

[Music] all right 548 yup welcome to episode 548 of the

Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble gracious grateful highly favored host Joe Button here with a few of my nearest

and dearest Parks is here issues here I used to hear Corey's here young boys in the back all right everybody fresh back

from a holiday weekend that's right Ian not quite back from vacation he's such a little kitty [ __ ]

yo y'all going on vacation when I go on vacation I think so yes well hopefully

probably something close like PR or something like that my wife doesn't have a sick vacation days yet so

as men can we speak about that here like when you can't take the vacation you want because your wife's or girlfriend's schedule

it's tough it's tough it's tough as hell come on come on it's very tough It's a safe place for me it's just corporate no like it's just a corporate environment

you can't do what the [ __ ] you want when you're self-employed you could that's what happens

like think if you're going to like um like somewhere far like maybe 13 14 hour

plane ride yeah you need a couple days you can't just go out there for three days you get what I'm saying like you're

kind of wasting yourself I know I've been avoiding that trip for years because of that yeah so you can't really

jump into that no I'm doing it this time out I believe but you get what I'm saying like yo if somebody works in

corporate you kind of do the Thursday Friday and then you get two of the days I get a Saturday and Sunday but yo if

you want a flight for 14 hours there and back that's it kills it doesn't change yeah so we got PR you out no yeah I'm

out we going tropical we going we are out okay yeah yeah a little Bora Bora

doing something you're just doing something like you was a Bentley damn it's a blue

car all right come on where y'all want to

start with uh recap you went away yeah we're upstairs family oh wait I asked y'all this already yeah

yeah all right so yeah I went to kinos you need a little

Fireworks off over there no no no no no not on the grill I'm over it you don't get busy right I didn't want to watch the fireworks that's the way I was at

with it damn see I don't want to get there I almost I was annoyed to hear the noise

of the fireworks oh you lost your mind over here this they were wild over here see they had a whole show in the

backyard it's an old age and it's not over yet they shut down streets and

Roads yeah all that uh by me uh extra extra security police

uh blocked all of your normal entryways everywhere it was a little annoying for

me I'm sure especially when you full nice day of eating something overlay on the couch yeah Warren babe I'm going to

lay somewhere so that was it been bed by 9 30. and and this [ __ ] ain't over lots

of facts okay cool this is going to keep going but for me that's the evolution like to

it's just point I've spent many years being the guy like I've been the oh it's

the fourth we over there that pressure that comes with the responsibility of

planning the vibe so now when you when you keep going yeah [ __ ] that

I feel it off no phone on the side I said well man he's starting to farm upstate and uh last year he did it and

there's mad plastic [ __ ] all over the place because they put plastic and all the shits now it's not paper how they used to be so he had to clean a plastic

out of his [ __ ] farm for a year he's like nah no fireworks y'all so we just grilled and drunk had a good

old time it was good hey as long as you're around your people man it don't really like that like I saw people

saying yo if you black how you celebrating Fourth of July Fam I'm not celebrating I'm just any any excuse I got to get around my people I'm gonna

take it in fact that's it he had a loudspeaker I was good I don't care about all that like I'm not really woke

in that sense like if if life is short so if my people are getting together for whatever reason I'm gonna go that's true

hell yeah I agree with that same thing I feel about Thanksgiving and all these other how you celebrating this I'm not

celebrating that but it's in we're using it as an excuse to gather yeah they never answer that where you are like

right like in your thing at your Thanksgiving dinner table you don't hear you don't hear that question

yo why are you why are you celebrating this no we all here to eat [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm here to see my family and eat big

mama is cooking [ __ ] are you talking about yeah I'm here I don't care what the reason is for if you're lucky enough

to still have big mama cooking and but if you are looking even more reasons that's more reason because you'll know

how many more of these we gonna get tax so I'm not missing one that's the real doc I need to see what's up what

happened to the family when Big Mama died you saw soul food just give me 10

families with 10 different stories of what happened no it's usually the same as a doctor that's the real This Is Us

yeah big mama be the glue and when Big Mama gold hey Vice part yeah yeah that's

true I think this year I'm gonna go to my family reunion um you should really maybe don't yeah down south yeah I never

went to one yet I've never been on my life

okay you don't think that's nuts um yeah kind of nah that's why I was

looking at you mom being Tappahannock Virginia is the middle of nowhere

my mother now I'm I'm agreeing with you like I just never been I've been to a couple

but I haven't been here no I just didn't know that about you uh that's like a weird just yeah I've never been to one

of them I've been to a couple for no reason years ago usually I just you be busy you know you

know what I'm saying and you're just making an excuse not to go but that's really about to say I don't really know I'd be an excuse to not go yeah like I

just think we just need to start Gathering more instead of weddings and funerals word that's true especially

with us yeah with us I'm talking about like just just we can gather on some positive [ __ ] like on my pop side I

ain't really that tight with all of them but they I got a phone call was like yo um

little cousin guy she got her doctorates so we doing something I ain't seen a lot

of them in eight nine years I was like you know what I'm coming I'm going to that got another call little cousin just

graduated college they having something that's why I told you I was in the hood and you know what yeah I'm going just because you see your

family other than funerals that's right because if somebody passed then yeah everybody's gonna be there y'all gonna

make that same speed show Thomas short you know we really need to to kick it more often and all that than everybody

go their separation don't speak to nobody again and that's part of the reason I'm going because I ain't gonna hold you my cousin

Mo that [ __ ] she's killing this button [ __ ] him and Michael Boyle actually I

gotta give give credit to those guys like when my Uncle Bobby pass my cousin Mo came to me stepped to me outside no

matter how close we were or were not and was like that's that speech but it was like real yeah yeah

come on for real and I felt him on that and since then

what are we doing what are we doing yo no matter what has predated us [ __ ] that

we don't even know about no matter what beef such and such and such and such yeah my brother just whatever it is it

don't matter nah we don't have a family yeah still a family yeah

yeah so since then like we've been we've been getting that right we've been getting a shout out tomorrow I love him uh that's the best real though but this

[ __ ] them [ __ ] have kicked my ass in that in that department and what like I've stepped it up yeah I've stepped it

up on the work front but they make the time to get together still so I'm kicking ass but I'm

watching you man like they was in [ __ ] Dr or some [ __ ] for my dad's birthday oh wow a word yeah

see you can't say you can't say [ __ ] [Music]

that's the point you got a bunch of male cousins in your age range yeah I don't

have that at all you got what I'm saying so when when Mo a bunch how many it's at least it's enough of them four

or five is a lot that's a lot that's a lot [ __ ] a lot of people don't have that so I'm just saying so it's easier for you to gel with them like I got a

whole bunch of female cousins you know what I'm saying like you go on a Dr for your dad birthday with the [ __ ] you

might be the homies even if you making a good point because I know you're intelligent this is the dumbest [ __ ]

I've ever heard that you say God yes I know that's nothing

you got cool ass parents a lot of people don't have that with one of them you got both that's cool as [ __ ] no and look

they are understanding about other people yeah you don't you don't you know how many [ __ ] don't got both

parents period that they can pick up the phone and call that could give them advice and lead them accordingly that's

one but then your parents are worldly in their knowledge you get what I'm saying

like some people's parents be like square like yo their mother might be a square the father might be a square you

can't go talk to them about everything you could go talk to your parents about a wide array of [ __ ] that's a blessing

and your parents are both rather open-minded to them that's what I'm saying worldly like yeah your parents

like they're more understanding some parents y'all don't think more parents today are like that I know my parents

are mine my parents are no I don't know I mean but I think I think they are more than yeah these generations for sure for

sure all right like I'm understanding a lot of [ __ ] oh my God I don't think are

you talking about older you mean today I mean like today oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay got it guys yeah I mean older

parents are certain they waves they're kind of the opposite a lot of this [ __ ] they always open-mindedness [ __ ] that's

going on today they don't want to hear that the [ __ ] no no no no no no I agree with that you'd be surprised how many

parents are secretly homophobic just in that sense and don't even realize it because they so set in their ways from

years ago no Society told them what is right and what is wrong right and wrong from somebody else and

they didn't make up their own right and Wrongs they just took what Society said was this is the proper correct way to do

things and they ran with that so it's all outside of those boundaries they weren't open-minded to but I think any

parents or like my parents grew up in the 60s right they're more open-minded than my grandparents certainly were you

know what I'm saying my sisters and parents are way more open-minded than even than they are so I

agree with Joe that the generations are today each generation is getting more open-minded and more accepting like I

might need to bring my kids to the Family Reunion yeah that would be real that would be amazing they've got a

whole bunch of cousins they don't even know exist from different walks of life yeah that's super new I think and they

could and they could click like yeah he might have some 22 23 year old

cousins down south that he never met that's a potential click I think that's what happens like as we

spread out too like when you're young most of your family is in one central place as [ __ ] start to move like you

might got a cousin in Arizona you got a cousin in California you got some cousins down south Canada or whatever you kind of lose touches out of sight

out of mind and I think we need to build on that like my family my father's side I don't see them [ __ ]

I ain't been down there since I was in like 10th grade yo in Roanoke when I didn't have any plans

this is aside from what we're talking about but not really when I didn't have any plans on the fourth

uh one of my homegirls cousins dm'd me and

invited me to they cookout so y'all listen to part urge y'all

talking about that [ __ ] I'm such and such cousin come through we all married but

it's lit over here I was like yo how important is that just network of I

didn't want to get into that either but I think a lot of this be predicated on marriage too

when you get married you kind of get more settled you kind of get more serious and you

settle in it's grilling it's a normal thing when you're married kind of when you're single you kind of be all over

the place when you married you got children you kind of be more settled in you don't call anybody to the crib or it

I mean I can only speak from my personal experience but my wife loves my family so there'll be times where I want to go

upstate or something by myself she's like [ __ ] no you gotta wait till next weekend when I can go you know what I'm saying when you're married you get the

house you get the you know what I mean like the bigger house and you kind of settle in and now it's more of a inviting atmosphere like like my cousin

that's it same trip he's married he got a new daughter a new crib and he was

just like yo normally my family's thing was always to go to my aunt house he was like which is his parents he's like nah

I got the new crib then everybody come here so we and it's a new tradition now all right cool that's good that was my

first time to the crib it was a lot of our first time to the crib that let's go down here now y'all talking about wives

how many hotels come in the game I ain't get a question um the house is in there 32 houses I don't know how many

hotels that's a [ __ ] knowing it 16. 16. you know what happened when it ain't no more house

hey buddy I know this he making Monopoly references by the way everybody I know who married their wife mad cool

yeah I mean I would hope so again goes back to the new generations

being a little cooler more open-minded than the previous like [Music] um well I think as tension arises and just

different social aspects of the world I think the coolness is lowering oh

think about it yeah think about it he's talking about the work the [ __ ]

country being damn near just the [ __ ] of things you have no choice but for that to lower

the cool for some people at some point people don't have time for the cool people are on edge but I think a lot of

anxiety somebody finally explained properly explained micro dosing to me so I get it I get it a little bit now a lot

of the political [ __ ] is more exacerbated on like social media and the media in general than it does

necessarily in personal relationships hell yeah like sometimes you see someone

that you know you grew up with you're cool as [ __ ] with them posting some [ __ ] on the internet and you're like ah [ __ ] that person I can't no I don't

even want to see him then you go see him at a bar and it's like man whatever the [ __ ] you're talking about and not only

that bro we coming off of a two-year pandemic I mean I know we're still in it a lot of people lost folks a lot of

people got sick all that [ __ ] so now people is looking for an excuse to just congregate amongst

family like a lot of people put more stock into family for sure because you lost people and it's like damn like I

think yeah we all say life is short life is short life is short but for a lot of people they saw it yeah like it was it

was it became reality it wasn't just a saying and it's like yo I need to spend time with this person that person that

person because this [ __ ] what this [ __ ] taught us is it could have hit anybody and you just that be that even with

getting older yo even with getting older you start to lose more people like it just comes with

the more you age the more people you lose so it throws [ __ ] a little different light like when you're younger

you're in your 30s or late 20s you're just running around true you're running around running

around like we was running around now you kind of settle in a little bit more [ __ ] is a little more serious you know

what I'm saying I think we just take uh [ __ ] a little bit more oh yeah because they tried to give me I got called

around I made some calls and still tried to act like I was 33. hey yo where is

that hey hey what's going on who having a good guy I text [ __ ] I ain't spoke to in years

I mean she was looking at me like I'm chump all day like this at the house

okay hold up let me get in my but it ain't hit like it used to I

wasn't doing under that [ __ ] I wouldn't go in the [ __ ] Coney Island over here yeah my homegirl in

Long Island over here is having yo such as like you know such and such or you change with the money no I just

don't remember such and such or I'm not trying to do all I'm not driving this

so think about this right let's just say hypothetically you was married and you're older with these feelings why you

just keep trying to make man he's making he's right now

good now and you got a big house you like yo I'm not going nowhere if y'all

[ __ ] want to come over here y'all welcome but I'm not leaving this house but even that it ain't everybody could come over here

some of you [ __ ] can't come over here too that part you know now you're talking yeah all right you can come and

you could come and don't tell something exactly you're gonna get too drunk yeah we don't want all of that because you

know what come with get the Hawks a couple decks of cards [ __ ] wanna play some of those over there on that table

and that's the thing Keno house was missing the spades game but I have a theory as to why

had a blast though Anyway come on what do y'all want to

start with then I was watching I was watching everybody at Michael rubin's party

uh the pictures that came out at least not watching anybody like I was there but the video and the pictures that came

out everybody was there everybody looked great of course Uzi disobeyed the dress code

he's just not gonna follow any of that um in the Hamptons uh

PJ tuck could be killing you look at that sweater he don't play them

yeah I'll dress a lot of them [ __ ] for his contract to be his contract yeah dead ass nah [ __ ] that the money don't

get you know you look good oh God damn it anyway um huh is it a real big difference in no

yes hold up in 11 million and 40 million clothes wise

whatever the [ __ ] 40 million could buy you 11 million could buy you in clothes he's right yeah houses may be a

different ball yeah boats cars yeah yeah all the [ __ ] but close I'm sure it only gonna cost but so much

yeah yeah so that's where you where you they said the [ __ ] is the big one of the biggest

sneaker heads in the world I know I'm over here see but that only I'm not the biggest

sneaker guy anymore I know it's a whole

I know they run around here show me some Louis Vuitton Air Force One that is reselling for a hundred thousand hundred

thirty thousand dollars that's crazy no one of these [ __ ]

show me enough money phones like Mike bibia one of them you know what's whites we just get the [ __ ] out of ourselves so

I'm not spending 130. why you did that in my baby I'm about to tell you they said the [ __ ] Mike Bibby has the

biggest sneaker collection out of everybody so that's why I bought him up oh get out of here I didn't know that said that

[ __ ] Mike Bibby is the one I ain't see enough girls in these pictures or there's a reason you ain't seen

enough girls well there has to be you're not supposed to see them girls in

them pictures yeah we married [ __ ] yeah the [ __ ] you talking about [ __ ] ain't no girls here

[ __ ] what no girls Outlaws

there not one nope not in this part of the party at least yeah they were down

there we had a separate section over here well no girl I was looking you ain't doing what I was looking over

the ass and you ain't the only one that was looking yeah they keep showing me all the rappers with each other they can move

out of the way the [ __ ] understood the summit yes the cameraman yeah yeah

I ain't even seen no girl it was girls there word man I was too busy kicking it

with magic and Drake all night I know it was no girls there bro all right tell me the party you rather be at the macaroon

party or or the puff end of the year party probably the puff it's in Miami where

was this at is Hampton it's a puff party it's a puff party I don't care where it's at it's a puff part I watched the

stream of the puff party before that should look like a good time and there's girls around [ __ ] it's

girls one of them girls in there and that white all white there's no girls in there ish oh party you're right oh my

bad because it's crazy I mean girls that are even allowed to be around I'm not sure why y'all automatically go to like

those girls look there goes some girls right there where right there see them ponies Amigos man

dog

now they roll up on Parks I just saw a vehicle

somewhere else too straight yellow they're gonna learn y'all y'all nothing

yeah that's funny not one girl all right come on what do you want to start with what's important

it ain't much that's important not at all it's much important yo these [ __ ] look really rich I ain't gonna hold you

well everybody is really rich yeah how much money you got to make to be there

a year a year you could have went there nobody told me about it yeah maybe you

couldn't maybe not yeah no it's just right I

could have been there but they ain't tell me because I think outside of the money you got to be like like cool

yeah that part so yeah they always like me when I'm there even if they're

wondering how I got there whoa [ __ ] you here oh [ __ ] jump not a one of the French I think they

want to befriend you you just yeah yo yo hate yourself

foreign

one of them now he's selling it he is it's one smart yeah

Drake just sold out I didn't say nothing they already said you kicked my ass with

some patreon it was I don't even remember what that [ __ ] is about all right bro she's from months ago all right come on uh what else we got oh

we don't have nothing else all right voted for the sleep of this week [ __ ] is your time out yo all right so hey I'm

thinking about once a week you tell the public I'm thinking about it a rap battle up there it was a rap battle at

the ruin party who battled why Drake battle Lil Baby and uh somebody else and

Dirk I think that's what they did my [ __ ] that you could have went up there all right so

what else we got there actually might not have been women there then

get a woman off man you think the woman wasn't in there with them ear guns you out your mind

this guy starts shooting at me um Uzi

he threw the phone up in the air at Wireless and then landed on some girl's head allegedly in the crowd yes

and his pictures of her bleeding from her scalp thing really yes

yeah and he threw that [ __ ] up you gonna pay hours later

some video came out saying Uzi was just trying to return a phone to a fan that they had lost if I throw you straight up

in the air some lines just will not work in court

you gonna pay for this one buddy he launched that [ __ ] you're right an iPhone is heavy heavy as

[ __ ] metal glass and gravity the thing about it as it accumulates it makes it heavier yeah she got clunked

that's crazy though she said somebody else got hit

with a phone too yeah bounced off me and hit my homegirls

we got hit [ __ ] ricocheted what the [ __ ] are you talking about oh man yeah no

yeah you're settling that that's nasty yeah nothing's Just In the Heat of the Moment he just grabbed the phone and

threw it up yeah it's easy to get caught up on stage but that no stop it y'all

stop it yeah y'all have to stop that yo what you think

he was irresponsible definitely he was trying to hurt him yeah that's what I'm saying In the Heat

of the Moment he grabbed the phone energy but again if a phone is laying right there on the stage the odds are

it's probably somebody's like right here or something maybe it's a way to you're not just gonna chunk that phone in the

crowd fam all I'm saying is that some of these acts some of these acts are too

big for you to say oh it was the Heat of the Moment of the adrenaline rush on the

stage and he's one of them true there's a select few that gotta know

what is a charge what is a suit what is suable what ain't especially at

concerts now with what has gone on at concerts that's all I'm saying I'm not

yeah I'm not saying that uh he purposely did anything yeah he ain't trying to hurt nobody but you got to know what

come with throwing something in the crowd especially today we're in a very suit friendly society today we're

[ __ ] you could have threw a beach ball in the crowd somebody been like yo I ain't seen it hit me it broke my glasses and cut my face and you know what I'm

saying you just got to be careful anything anything dropping this Friday that we should know about

um the deluxe CB Deluxe drops yes the deluxe drops right uh Brent

drops relax

I'm just letting you know what drops all right thank you guys that's it that's all that might be

that's all I'm close to it close to it it's all I'm checking for what would y'all do come on let's play

what would you do as an artist what would y'all do if your album was Shadow been the first 24 hours of your release

give me your exact course of action from from Midnight when you notice to

the next day on several major platforms too yeah what would y'all do well

I think we're speaking about CB and we don't have to be I'm not speaking about Chris Brown I'm asking well I think the

course of action will be different if you're assigned to a major label like he is versus oh that's what I'm talking about yeah if you're assigned to a major yeah I'm screaming up and down at the

[ __ ] label but who uh like I'm running I'm running whoever

listens somebody in there somebody gonna give me an answer who I

don't know so well you need to know you need to know what department to call you need to know who you're going who are you going to talk to listen once I get

in the building screaming they're gonna oh no somebody's gonna point me in the right direction I'm going in there screaming though but

I'm not calling what recourse is he at oh does a person have when that happens nothing really it's over it's it it's a

dog you can't go back in time that's crazy that's unfortunate you know I don't know

nothing about the business so I don't know who to look at who to look for but what's the time it's out yeah that's it it's out you can't do anything about

that no the more telling part for me was that they really don't know who to even go to

there's nobody to even go to to have that conversation I mean he has enough cashier that you could probably talk to the president of the label I would think

and the president of Labor is going to say what the label's job was as a servant distribution service and we did

that we can't tell you why but their job is a little bit more than just distribution no I think once it's uploaded to these

platforms it could be a glitch in the system they could tell you anything of the sort and what would you what could

you really say you don't have any real recourse is what I'm getting to you really don't no you don't

you know you get upset but now I know we're not specifically talking about him but in his case

this is not new like he's been Shadow band before they ain't been [ __ ] with you who Chris

this isn't new to the fact where they're not [ __ ] with you oh okay so it's kind of electric yeah you kind of gotta

know already they not [ __ ] with you what do you do 70 or 80 or something is that what it was

I thought it was maybe it was a 67 I don't know I don't know it wasn't a lot all right

but it seems like sales have been down across the board so which I don't know what the the

reasoning for that is all these records of from Monsters Drake Kendrick everyone's [ __ ] has been down way lower

than it has been in the past true so why wouldn't he fall victim to the same thing now I do think it was

also whatever it was a glitch in The Matrix or intentionally Shadow band whatever it was I have no idea

but he should be upset I I do notice that the artist that um

own all their [ __ ] the artist that are just with like a distro deal or like

I license my music to this label uh-huh they kind of have like an upward battle

at some point for sure and he's one of those you know I think they're outside

of the fact that you know the people just certain people just don't [ __ ] with him regardless I don't care what you put out we're not gonna [ __ ] with it once he

signed that deal and got like owned all his [ __ ] and all of this yeah they did you know you you're not our friend no

more like we ain't eating no a few as much and some know yes some we got other

people that we have other people over here that read 85 yeah get you but if

those same people aren't dropping at the same time then why the [ __ ] like I'm just throwing it out there you know

that's not my wheelhouse but if I got Joe and I'm 100 invested in Joe's deal I

got Parks I'm only 20 tested in Parks deal but Joe not coming out right now why would I not do or put

my resources behind Parks because 20 is still 20 I'm gonna put some of it behind Parks but if they don't if they're not

in conflicting no no look um schedules like if Joe dropping and parts dropping of course I'm gonna throw all the

Manpower behind Joe because I'm gonna eat more I have a a bigger vested steak and Joe's success but if Joe not

dropping and Parks coming out why would I not push my [ __ ] that way I'm gonna put some of it behind Parts because I'm still paying

I still got to get this [ __ ] done with the the play the playlist and all this other [ __ ] I it's still costing me some

money so now it's a it's a dollar thing all right how much am I putting out and it's mad answers to that question I'm

not gonna go through it but it's mad answers to that question artist a could tell team a not to [ __ ] with artist B

yeah I mean it could get real tricky why that's not happening this man musical chairs going on that we can never talk

about in politics yeah no yeah yeah but uh yeah see I I don't know that that goes on

that's that's crazy yeah that's nuts again like I keep telling like I said

people was tagging me with the numbers all week I'm like fam he could have sold one copy it would have been mine I don't

care all I want is a great project and I got it um I skipped one song on this entire

project what's up I ain't gonna say it it's the Wizkid record I'm not an

afro-beast guy okay but I skipped that record but that's the only song I heard them that's all I know what Alex said uh

how could he not be into afrobeats EPMD mobs

I'm not doing I'm ice today you can't get me I'm nice come on just a nice peaceful Vibe hey

you're not getting me but um but yeah no that's like I got a project that I'm pleased with I don't really know that

that's his issue what it sells in that's not my issue so I really you know I want

him to be successful but hey if 70 000 or whatever it is that's your number that doesn't affect the way I hear this

album at all so I don't care do you think artists care more uh for the monetary reason or for the uh I

can't post the stats on social media recent day stats they want days once all [ __ ] one is the number one album first

week first week numbers to a lot of these [ __ ] matter more than the life of the project well it used to be all right platinum

and I did all of this and I got this plaque in it no first week number one album in the country that stat is

everything to them now they're strategically dropping albums with nothing else is coming out so I could do

70 000 and be number one like I know we're not going to do a lot so let's pick a week when nothing's

coming out and nothing came out in the last two three weeks so we got ourselves a little window right here so even with

our low number we number one and we've seen a couple artists do that um so number one uh number one album in the

country billboard means more than anything to these [ __ ] today that's a damn shame it is

it's a damn [ __ ] look that's where it's at that's what you hang your hat on now I got the number one album in the country

yeah I guess the game is the game I said game is the game and this is kind of related to our next

thing this goes right into it I got me one I don't care ain't nobody dropped that day I should give a [ __ ] yeah I kept asking people I

was like well why why are y'all so excited about there was something else decent to drop that day I remember okay one of them gospel [ __ ] or somebody

that's always the thing when a rap dude think he got the clear slate yeah and then you got the biggest country artists

in the world that you've got about oh who the hell is he yeah Kenny Chesney come through and crush the

building tonight Kenny Chesney hate it on my [ __ ] yeah move the freaking check

on Kenny Chesney drop that [ __ ] was doing numbers smoke our

little 20 000. I don't care number one hip hop

whatever you can't take what you can get what else we at we was at somewhere and I came up because they had a little cake

for you so he was in the middle performing and we was like yo we're gonna interrupt the performance and let them know we got the number one album

interrupted Joe this [ __ ] looked like he was getting ready to throw a [ __ ] off the stage he was like yo what you

doing like nah yo you got the number one hip-hop album it's official now yeah and brought the cake out but yeah that was

fun I didn't care yeah you really didn't why are y'all it really was I've never said that until

today yeah I had the number one hip hop let me even said that [ __ ] that's a big

deal though it was a big deal you got a couple of them

couple number one hip-hop between slaughterhouse and Joe yeah you know which I would be if I just interpolated

Pump It Up what does interpolated replay

get them others Publishers out of here I'll work on it for you

and listen I'm joking around and I've made I've made I've joked here on this

podcast which is why I won't do it let's come to the pressure but I do

understand artists re-recording their record for syncing purposes

I do and for licensing purposes like it makes all the sense in the world to do

it absolutely but I wouldn't sound like 21 year old man don't sound but it don't

matter because they're only taking 10 seconds of the record yeah 15 seconds of your regular so it don't matter that's why they're doing it anyway so we come

on here and make jokes but these [ __ ] probably caking I'm home waiting for this Ashanti album I told you I've been

waiting for that since you said it that shouldn't be in every rom-com and [ __ ] deodorant commercial in the world yeah

very different decisions if you understand the flow of the money early on in your career and they make it very

difficult to follow the flow of the money by the way like oh it's just just they will be mad mistakes and your name

might be signed to Mad of them yeah yeah and that's where it gets tough yeah just

just the basic revenue for artists alone is confusing as [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wait can we go back to the microwave party for a

minute yo let me just tell y'all nothing happened to music and if it did I don't care this is a podcast about absolutely

nothing mad nothingness for you so

the blog said to Jason Tatum is dating element yeah I was crushed

well I didn't think there was a b story to this let me hear you it's crushed me oh you just said you're going to

somewhere exotic I could still love LMA I need to know how many industry girls

you love all of them look like elements yeah he love all A's

you're in a lot of hives yo okay listen so the internet said Jason Tatum was

dating element not a story but if there was one way to make lma's

poetry before and after every song funnier it's now I picture her talking to Jason

Tatum on his records

yeah I went back and played the [ __ ] envisioning there's nothing for this is

great it's great also that's all I've been doing and searching the Knicks who they're dating they got us for

tampering did it yeah who we tampered with Jalen Brunson

the Knicks are expected to be punished what's the punishment for that Buckeye [ __ ] out of here two will they take a

draft pick you know they're gonna take a second round pick from us what so y'all can get punished for tampering

for that but LeBron could do it all right man all right all right yo

every trade is tampering it's all tampering but that's why we're the Knicks I asked that question before I

say yo who's the goat at temper and Braun or Tom Brady time is also up there damn these [ __ ]

tamper in the open nah cause Tom do it right like he'd make you retire so that

there are no penalties he make you go hide in Katy Texas even that's temporary

no yo fam go go chill out proving it yeah prove it he wanted to go spend some time with his

family Tom is a goat imagine if LeBron came and took eight uh pcis of air out

the basketball yeah that would kill him

stupid oh white privilege I couldn't have played balls

I don't care uh come on uh what else what else what else what else what else we still got this yeah we're talking about the Instagram insurance it's put

us on to a a new Marvel in the tech World some smart [ __ ] I wish that we

came up with uh company out of Israel I think um has now started to implement in

insurance for Instagram influencers just in case your page gets hacked it won't

cover if your page gets banned but it'll cover if your page gets hacked or if you get Shadow manned

no I don't they don't care about that no yeah so if somebody hacks your page and you're an influencer and you make a

certain dollar amount or nominal fee from your Instagram page they'll take out insurance on your [ __ ]

um after 48 hours if they can't get your page back they'll start to pay you a daily rate

for the money that you potentially lose yo I'm hitting around some smart [ __ ]

I think it's a great idea I think it's necessary [Applause]

why are they scamming if you're one of the one of these top influencers or

whatever Instagram's gonna give you a page back that's not true not immediately

it might take a week or two to get your page back in that week or two you might have lost some bread ask anybody that

lost their page to go call or email Instagram to talk about it I'm not talking about anybody I'm talking about

you talking about top influences but you might have been mid-level influencer you don't necessarily got to be Khloe

Kardashian you could be just somebody that's making money off of selling your clothes from your online boutique yeah

definitely nothing I don't think this little fee that they was talking about in here I forgot would it says twenty thousand dollars up to twenty thousand

that's not gonna cover no Kardashians that was just a a test they shot a test quote so somebody at a certain level

they gave him 459 for the year as your coverage and if they couldn't get your

[ __ ] back in 48 hours they were paying you 244 a day that's good as hell in two

days they pay for your whole coverage yeah the Kardashians make 244 with a couple extra zeros on it per day do that

[ __ ] so they did but their insurance and we're probably talking about the Kardashians the nicest point stand exactly of course yeah exactly they got

it we're talking about real level top level influence yeah we're talking about the girls that are posting uh pretty

little things and [ __ ] like fans it's a small small business owners yeah Boosie was on talking about come on Mr

Zuckerberg man they they banned him and he was going crazy

that's true no you're right he got banned but it was showing you how

important um um these mediums are to their their revenue streams the bigger the bigger

the bigger uh lesson here and we've a lot of us have been saying this for years with Instagram influences and

everything is you you don't own that so you can't it's not wise to put all of your let's

say your eggs in that basket like if you get a big enough following you need to direct them to your website or to your

something that you own yeah because what happens is [ __ ] your page getting deleted what happens if Instagram goes

down yeah you're right the whole [ __ ] or they just don't like what your post for whatever reason

like now the insurance ain't covering that and you're at the you're at their Mercy I'm not disagreeing with you but

for the novice person that's not a tech junkie not just that if you post your

[ __ ] daily it's in somebody's feed it's running in through somebody's feed that you're not paying for 24 hours a day

so Instagram is providing the medium the service the everything for your [ __ ] to

get sold everybody not a techie person or don't have nobody behind the scenes that could run their own website to make

it generate brand what I'm saying is it to to take your business to that next level you need to you can't depend on

Instagram you're right or you can't depend on Twitter or you can't depend on Facebook you can't depend on any of

these there's just supposed to be vehicles to drive traffic but you can't there's people that do if they that's a

scam word see but that's the scam yeah what is this game that these are

vehicles to whatever you just said that's the scam yeah but and I'm gonna benefit off of think about this Facebook

Around the Clock Instagram Around the Clock got seven zillion [ __ ] working for them that is doing my job

they are allowing my products to run through somebody's feed without me paying a dollar or selling you the

illusion of that yeah whatever whatever the case may be but these people are generating revenue from that correct so

what I'm saying is you have to think outside of that this is definitely right and it's not it's

not you don't have to be anymore to build a website that comes with growth that comes with growth so the

pretty little things the um what is it the the main one professional professional they got to a level that

now that makes sense for them but the girl that's starting her own swimsuit line might not have the ability to do

that it's much easier now than it used to be to build a website probably um it's

super like square and all of them no but still it's just points in this

house get to the people wait hold up yeah they got a website everybody can get a website it is super easy Go Daddy

do whatever you want to do yeah right now what no what I'm saying is

is going to always be the now what and that's the part that frightens a lot of people whatever the answer is to that

before figuring that out I can go to Instagram where people centralize and

are conditioned to centralize yeah it's ice is right but people run from that because that's where the hard part lies

the hard part is I say in this podcast all the time you'll go try to sell one of one of something the hard part is

when you end that battle trying trying to move somebody from one

place to another place thanks that [ __ ] is tough it is it is tough very tough so

like but when it's even tougher if you're under the illusion that this number that they put in front of you as

you're following is your following word so now why am I going to leave this

number this made up number that's where that's where the problem is it's telling me that I have five million people that

can watch and blah blah blah yeah I made a website but I'm checking the traffic there you go this is free traffic right

you think that's the illusion no listen no no look even if it's not five million

people right let's give it 20 of that you had a million people which means your product is running

through some a million feeds a day okay theoretically if you get one percent of

the million buying your product that's money that's being generated correct off of something that you put no money out

to do okay I'm following that's what I'm saying so until you get to a certain level I.E pretty little thing in um

fashion Nova in them then you could go start a website because you already generated enough oomph that's your [ __ ]

gonna get traffic bro what I'm saying is for anybody is to not yes you use I'm

trying you use Instagram or you use whatever social media app to build it

but you can't rely on that because you're still at their Mercy Church it

can't just be Instagram because yeah this is cool if your page gets uh hacked or whatever but like I said there's been

instances where Instagram was down we've seen all these people come to Twitter losing their mind like oh my God

Instagram is down well guess what if you spread it out you're not it ain't hit

you as bad okay cool my Instagram is down but I got a page here but I got a page here you can't rely on any one of

these Services is what I'm saying that's it that's with any business you can't rely on one lane because what happened

when that lane get blocked I agree with you I'm just saying for I do think this is a great idea it's great

it's amazing fantastic I know too many people that have lost their account and it really altered their way of living

for sure so the same way the court system is uh uh now updating charges with the

importance of your phone yeah the same thing should happen with insurance what you mean

certain charges are certain charges because your phone has such sensitive data data in it the court recognizes

yeah if someone steals your cell phone today it's Grand Theft person or whatever oh yeah yeah even if

it's not a thousand dollars yo I'm a hack your page we gonna split

this group with a phone I bought that was in my name [ __ ] are you talking about only that's a that's a real joke

thing to go through anyway moving on um yeah happen I'm hitting Round of Applause for this yo influence on my

accupage and we're gonna we're gonna bust this down I'm gonna hack my own page do you guys consider yourself

influencers no no look look at y'all not social media influencers but influence

come on no uh what else is unimportant in our podcast about nothing want to get

to our uh double dating etiquette oh we could I don't want to get the sad no no no don't sad me out do not sad me out

okay well I was on a double date and let me just okay let me just say before you get into that

every fourth of July I expect the news cycle July 5th to be extremely sad

sadder than normal I do that's that's the same as fireworks

for me it happens every year every year in my life that's happened so we'll get

to the side because there's plenty of it yeah um yeah so I was on a double date this weekend been doing my My Best Friend's

Got a girl now so we've been doing a lot of double dating and we went out to have a little brunch uh Saturday morning I

guess that was how long has he been with her three months maybe he's two three months something like that It's Tricky yeah and

double dating yeah that's where it gets tricky and double dating um oh you're gonna expound so no

next pound oh so Brian's his best friend I'm assuming yeah that's his best friend parks and his wife is mad flying with

Brian's the best friend that's family this person is new and she's awesome which means their relationship is new

which means she could do some Quirk quirked out weird [ __ ] right at the table you might learn about in real time

might have to kick everybody under the table but her that could get weird it could and three

months is quick with somebody with three months oh yeah for real yes

that's not a double date that's an inspection that is an inspection

that is for everybody here to inspect this person oh please y'all

praying if I'm lying no it's part of it yes look if me and my girl go my man or

he bring a new girl or shorty brings her new dude it ain't it's a test drive yeah you will do that but that's not the

purpose of it

all right anyway oh so uh you know we ended up cross splitting wait wait I'm sorry how

many just so I'm clear in this talk how many double dates have you guys been on yeah how often y'all do that yeah I want to hear it just so I know yeah in your

life no currently how often do you do it not often now currently but you don't do it now though yeah not really but I've

been on a bunch in my life so listen what's the difference in bringing somebody to Fourth of July

everybody in your family is going to inspect the person everybody in your family is going to give them the or give

her the but that don't mean that's the purpose that you did it I couldn't think it's part of it though no it definitely

is a part of it I don't think that that's the purpose yeah you pop up with a plus one at a Fourth

of July cookout it's not more so it's not going to be the same expectations or

pressure or tension as you walking into your Thanksgiving dinner with your plus one it's right behind that though Fourth

of July it depends on how big your fourth of July is in your family but what I'm

saying is this if I picked a girl she's my girl or I'm dating her you said they

were three months arbitrary doesn't you know your first time eating them no okay no well it's

not all right so I'm shutting up oh so we ended up cross splitting plates and I

was just kind of thinking to myself is this low level swinging what do you mean by splitting things so

I've ordered uh eggs and uh corned beef hash I said yeah I really kind of want

like some french toast or a pancake or something like that my wife says I don't really want a

french toaster pancake she says I want a french toaster pancake you did not eat off our plate now we put it right in the

middle we both you know me yeah Smorgasbord a little bit and then RAM and Brian's had something that they

split some bad side of bacon maybe or something like that hey

don't ever touch your chicks

[ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is you doing touching my y'all can't split plates no

no leave my cheese bacon alone now white people want to learn to share

yeah [Music]

oh man that is but y'all didn't answer this question y'all just ridiculed him what no I did and we answered I said no

no hell hell no so it's not low level swinging because that was the question oh the question uh I think that's you're

saying yes because that's why you also Open Arms yes I'm not saying that I'm saying it's poor

yeah I'm not saying it's a broke [ __ ] but once I get that poor [ __ ] out of the

way which is so difficult to do because I have never behaved like such scum

once I moved I don't care if you don't eat it once because I'm a man

see we our app out we'll have it out

order nine of them hey we'll go crazy these shits look good I wanna pick from all these [ __ ] but once you move that

poor [ __ ] to the side wait wait so once you move outside of the appetizer that's where you draw the line no no see the

appetizers for the table yeah right that's what advertisers for but you want in a pancake that's not an app

what could have been an app there not fam what what I'm saying the app oh then

you're supposed to order that if you want to decide in this theater then why you don't order it this is disgusting because I know how much money

you're not eating off my girl please yeah you made too much like that yeah so

that was like a choice yeah don't be touching my chick egg yo I'm good but is that low level swinging

[Laughter] [Music]

if y'all at the sharing we shared the Mimosa too what the [ __ ] well most of two straws

that's funny I thought it was pretty funny no that's hilarious because I stopped myself middle I was like can we

can we do that can we you know the funny part about this not to make it about me somehow

story but I won't now I want to hear it though yeah now you gotta go there now

don't hear it what you Gathering your thoughts are you

scared what's Anonymous you got it you know that man you're solanimous

only because there's nothing to talk about let's go open up the floor and

it's really not I don't think I've ever told a story more embarrassing oh it's gonna be great

you talked about carrying a chair down the [ __ ] highway bumping into [ __ ] go ahead yo

fine damn why couldn't albums come out

damn Chris so we were going in Miami me and Ian to do some work [ __ ] hmm

this is recently this is the other day

and he said yo where you want to stay at you want to stay at the normal spot and that sounded poor to me

I said no [ __ ] [ __ ] bum

well I normally stay at not altering where I stay because you're here but

just get the [ __ ] two three bedrooms and be fine and he was open to that that's poor too

no I know it's not I'm sure it's not but I mean y'all two are rich no it's not

poor all right now just for context any time I go I'm getting a two or three

bedroom yeah okay whether I'm alone whether I'm not normally that room is just unoccupied because it's the layout

the way it's set up yeah you want more space but he was open to that and we went out

there let's get to that level when I get the two bedroom suite just cause

one of these one of these things if you got to that level could you come on here and share it absolutely see and that's the way it's

tricky [ __ ] with him but I'll just go ahead but I'll just go ahead and continue with my

boy no I'm just coming go ahead I'm working on so we win did everything he even got to the to the room and was

astonished beautiful oh my God just [ __ ] balcony

this [ __ ] view look at this she's just amazing bedroom is huge right

that's just bad that was his bag and then that was that right went off to do the work work ran a little late um yes

it does and then we got back and I just remember going to bed I ain't

even got a TV on and he went to bed too um

so I woke up now I went to look for my phone

and I couldn't find my phone you put it on charger for you

let my phone die yo I was like all right I went to look for some other belongings of mine

[Music] and I didn't see him

I'm perplexed yeah and then I loaded your laundry and put it in the drawers and then I looked around some more

and said this ain't my room oh [ __ ]

I Andrew

that's something under the blanket

[Laughter] so I gathered myself where was he and I

walk out to the hallway and Ian is just in the living room coffee

and I went in the other room I seen all my stuff

right in I was angry I said hey

that wasn't my room and he said well yeah buddy

you were sleepwalking oh [ __ ] hey dog I said excuse me

he said buddy woke up in the middle of the night you

marched in my room and you started looking for something and I was like all right Joe maybe we just needs a charger

or something but then you got into bed with me [Music]

and he said damn I was a little confused

but then you started sleeping Wild

you put your knee up in my back oh yeah cause Ian was laying on the

living room with a blanket

why did he stay in the bed [ __ ] Ain't just gonna move when I'm

walking [Music]

no I can't wait for this Deluxe album from Chris Brown hey fam timeout

laughs If I Could Turn Back Time

if I could find a way yo dog [ __ ]

dog I wouldn't give a [ __ ] what happened when you get in my bed butterscot

you getting the [ __ ] out you will wake up no you're here woken up

yo yo bro you crazy [ __ ]

definitely at least throw the pillow Edge yeah as soon as you come in the room yo yo what you doing now you could

be in the room looking for something if you bust in my room fam what are you doing

yo my [ __ ] yo what you doing yo you're not you're not getting in no bed you're

not making it to the bed yo you're not getting in no bad man it ain't fighting you because you were you will wake up I

will run in the Next Room or something I'm definitely working in a bed with me you wouldn't even got a chance to sleep

wild I would have got up that's why I said why is he coming back you're sleeping wide I wouldn't know

that yeah Dad no this Sleepwalker is getting woken

up so he's not supposed to wake up and Sleepwalk no it could be dangerous okay come on dangerous then yeah

I'd have been sleeping and slept you [ __ ] hey I would have slept I would

have been here I hear you Josh you better not wake up a

nigga's Sleepwalker honestly for real just sit down just don't scoot back

all that sounds good just don't screw back you have been in the bed together so you could Talk podcast

[Music]

it's content oh man

[ __ ] out of here what [ __ ] I said oh [ __ ] Ian I thought you

that's what oh how the [ __ ]

yes

right not that I really be looking but it's a real difference between Ian's

body

yeah you know something yo y'all a little

hair something yo I brought that up so we could have an intellectual conversation

about the dangers of sleepwalking but that's a danger

ous that's dangerous we walk in the living room side

not [ __ ] working with him sexual you can't do that yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

you better not oh [ __ ] it's over oh anywho

after that story just oh yeah anywho I mean I don't even know if we're leaving that story so what happened the next

night he locked that door didn't he that [ __ ] no we left look why you shouldn't wake

up a sleepwalker it is not dangerous to wake up a patient from sleepwalking see that's where they go wrong it's on

my patience but experts who discourage it quote it

unsuccessful and leads to patient disorientation he says try to ease them back to bed without making forceful

attempts he didn't do that foreign

especially like when I first started drinking it wasn't a good sleepwalk

yeah I thought things that woke up I thought things were the bathroom that were

absolutely not the bathroom you pissed in a corner somewhere yeah a chair one time you know like like a chair like

that I like picked up the cushion like it was a toilet seat apparently a legend made me a chair like this one though

all these chairs in here but it was one like this if you ever slept walk no I

always woke up where I went to sleep at how do y'all know that how do y'all because I woke up where I went to sleep

you could have slept walk somewhere and slept walk right home then I don't know them yeah not that I know of

yeah I slept well that's scary so hopefully if y'all do it it won't be doing another man's bed

at least hopefully why didn't we stay at the moment

whose dumbass idea was it to put put some Baddie over there

[Laughter] yeah all right that was a wild trip man

yeah can we take work yeah please yeah I was feeling uncomfortable

comfortable Thanks for opening up Joe pause actually because yeah given the

circumstances wow [ __ ] no trip will be the same

but now I do know the importance of getting your own room yeah yeah locking the door

could have got the two bedrooms that [ __ ] was in there ready for me [Laughter]

while he was ready like that dude you got me to think how many you [ __ ] I could bag around here

it's a joke it's a joke if no one else jokes that it sounds serious but it's a

joke look look look some jokes

toss the dice or any joke [ __ ] two men walking to a bar well this is

probably problematic one of them that joke is always problems

um Drake is a backstreet boy who did it better you or him what back street you've done uh I Want

It That Way in this pod before I have you have

Drake can't [ __ ] with me [Laughter]

if you can get up on stage and do the dance moves with him too and all that no but I didn't did he do the dance moves I don't know if he did the dance moves but

I feel like dance moves he half-assed it I feel like Drake has always wanted to be a backstreet boy so I didn't feel

like that we all feel like that made sense you never want to be a Backstreet Boys

[ __ ] no you're more of a 98 Degrees guy no BTS

a new audition New Edition of course no yes

[ __ ] sneeze like a man who the hell is that no broadcast oh [ __ ] I know I've

only been telling you for Mad monks uh all right so y'all don't care about

Drake being a Backstreet no I found it thoroughly entertaining I'm trying to figure out who Ice's uh boy band is

foreign X

IMAX is when immature wanted to stop being immature they wanted to be adults

you never know what you

you want to be the only one to come in and like give you a real opinion I'm gonna start battling you now cause I'm tired of them saying are you the only

one that gives it up oh yeah watch this I'm gonna tell truth too now no you're not no yeah you're not you don't think

so no why never you wear too many capes no you guys this is not good business

relationship you got a lot of [ __ ] but what if your business was built on that

you gotta change yeah top floor you you know you pivot yeah

I ain't going back to being bored exactly so you're not about to come in here and tell the truth

that's not true don't do that don't do that don't do that yes I missed

I agree with you because y'all [ __ ] get along too much y'all don't come in here and now mind

you you'd be a great part doesn't need that but that ain't my belief I need a little

disgrace you mean I need some disagreeing I'm not disagreeing yeah all right see look that's the problem no but wherever I stand I stand I won't change

my stance to disagree with nobody no I will I know no yeah you you'll do that I

know you should do use on the debate team I know that's true sometimes you gotta just frame it like it's not really your opinion but you're

playing The Devil's Advocate yeah I'm gonna say that yo to play Devil's Advocate you shouldn't say it yeah you

gotta do a little more poetic than that yeah just man up but that ain't me nah no because that ain't okay

I'm disagreeing with you I'm not unpacking

all right here's come on we got one right up our alley literally

a couple different puns a triple entender I don't even know how yeah come on man I'm coming back to the game one

day California has now issued um issued

issues come on man yeah California

[Applause] um has issued a law ending a loitering

charges and uh charges against Street prostitution oh [ __ ]

so you know so it's lit next time you're all out in L.A yo why are you saying y'all I I never

been to LA you know what I'm saying so you know y'all and not L.A or family reunion

he's got to get his destinations together God damn priorities

he better than us man ah yeah I've been to L.A a lot yeah and he's sitting on his third pass

but now um Senate Bill 357 uh the safer streets for all act authored by out

state senator Scott weiner was signed out on camera as trans people

are being criminalized across the country Governor Gavin Newsom has once again shown that California stands with

the lgbtq community and communities of color hey wait wait

I'm lost that just everyone no matter their race or gender or how they make a living deserves to feel safe on our

streets wait wait thank you especially to our Coalition of

former and current sex workers and lgbtq Advocates who made this day a reality

your leadership is inspiring uh uh

yeah you sound like B Michelle

loitering with the intent to engage in prostitution um this criminal provision arrests for which are based on an

officer's subjective perception of whether a person is acting like or looks like they intend to engage in sex work

results in the dis disproportionate criminalization of trans black and brown

women and perpetuates violence towards sex workers okay yo is this about to be one of them

things where y'all tell me I bring race into everything or y'all take it away and I'm gonna shut up no this sounds

like they brought race into it yeah it sounds like they opened the door and said hey come on in race have a seat

this is straight race yo it becomes harder and harder to deliver

the news yeah okay so prostitution is still illegal

you just can't pull you over for the loitering for loitering yeah gotcha and

as I was originally questioning I'm like yo why do they have to mention these

groups and everything with this law but as I look at it it was sponsored by them

so the entire like all the attention was brought to it by former and current sex workers lgbtq

groups so it was Lobby so that's why they're mentioning them like look it was because of them we were able to get this

pushed through so it makes a little bit more sense okay all right but prostitution is not legal

so do not go try to buy some uh right it's not buy some sucks next time you're out there

who made up prostitution humans the beginning of time yeah

women no no no no no I think that at some point I can't nobody knows who did it

it's been it's the oldest professional profession so they say but I think that at some point women realize that they

had uh

at some point in time women realize that they had something that men were willing to kill pay do

whatever for at some point in time that came to a realization so [Music]

no that that don't make sense yeah but I don't think women were the one I think men realized that how good it was and

that they started offering gold pieces and ivory tusked for some Bob not to the

women though to their husbands men was offering it

like two other like it was I'll sell her

men was taking women ice is probably right you're probably that's what I'm talking about I don't think it was women though that makes sense I just said you

right that makes sense I I agree with you because basically back then women wasn't even really in control of their bodies exactly so that makes sense

back then yeah today no that makes a ton of sense yeah that's what I was going to jump in

and say I don't think it was one of ours like we didn't have control our [ __ ] and

neither today yeah never white people yo there you go

I'm telling you ever since that page

what ever since that page start just talking about are you a citizen of the

United States of America um that has made everything no I'm just that that explains a lot to me

just in this country period yeah

everything is a business this ain't America [Laughter]

there's more America I believe in it call me what you want there's other [ __ ] out there that we

just not supposed to know about as far as land hey when we was playing the regular Monopoly we was playing with the regular Monopoly rules and those cards

and those Landing spots but there was another Monopoly with more land and Whitmore land came different rules

Louise came another side to the die we just got done clowning Wyoming

not winning I ain't talking about Wyoming we ain't talking about Wyoming I'm talking about other land that exists

and what it means citizen of the United States of America like okay let's bring

like what United and what that's why you gotta watch [ __ ]

look they had some [ __ ] called the wall right and the people that lived outside

the wall north of the wall they were called like Savages but it was a whole bunch of a whole just people regular

people civilization they lived north of the wall and so the people south of the wall judged him and looked at them like

Savages and heathens you ever saw Game of Thrones you know what I'm saying and literally

when they start to introduce it when the people that was south of the wall went North they was the real heathens

David's the real Savages I was doing the the wow [ __ ] look look at the power levels to how people could refer to us

and such and they be doing the real Savage [ __ ] mm-hmm I'm telling you the [ __ ] tied in like

okay so whoever wrote it might know something that we are I think all this science fiction [ __ ] comes from somewhere like

it's a little bit sprinkled in there they try to dress it up to really tell you what's going on but not really tell

you for sure you know it's all played off it's all a metaphoric of the ice

that wall was like yo dog the wall was like a hundred feet tall of all ice

100 foot tall wall of just all ice thick ass ice that nobody could break or penetrate I mean you just look at

Humanity you know you go back to

they knew the Earth was flat they knew if you travel too far east you literally fall off the Earth you like if you

thought anything outside of that you were looked at it's crazy then it's just proved wrong now if you think that way it's like them

how no we know that's not the case so what we think now might not necessarily

be right it just ain't been proven yet that's all I'm saying like every yo

Earth was the center of the universe then they realized oh [ __ ] no it's not like everything humans we come up with

we think is fact until somebody proves us wrong that's true with everything so what's happening now it should just say

been proven stop you know because I know where you're going well that's how they dress religion up

no that's how they dress religion up they tinkered and got it right they what they tinkered and got it right

no no they did because they got it to a point where you can't disprove it or prove it and to them that's getting it

right everything else that's happened no everything else every Greek mythology that was a form of religion everything

that happened before we've been able to they they science disproved it so now it's just looked at as Fable with

current religions they they realize where everybody was proving [ __ ] wrong so now we're going to make these stories

and make this [ __ ] up to where you can't prove it that's it science has disproven a bunch of stuff that is in the Bible

like what Genesis

Beyond doubt they has a theory that big bang [ __ ]

they can't prove it it's a theory that's why it's called the Big Bang Theory it's not proven they haven't disproved

what's in the Bible I'm gonna they've altered they've given a possible alternate explanation but

they have not disproven anything I'm gonna disagree okay the things that are

mentioned in the bible nobody could say with a thousand percent certainty happened you are living off of Faith the

whole premise of religion most religions are faith-based and hope based they are

not tangible things that most of us could even touch that's now that's why I'm

saying they tinkering so got it typically I can disprove some of these things like what they have they've

offered alternate explanations but you have not been able to say Beyond doubt that yo that is wrong they've done it

before like I said yo about this they used to believe Apollo pulled the sun across the sky that was belief

they prayed to Apollo and hoped that the sun would appear the next day oh I could use my brain today and tell you ain't no

[ __ ] drag the sun nowhere but if you were to say that back then you're looked at as

like yo Corey yeah passed down to you it's exactly it's stories passed down to

explain the unexplainable until they can explain it and show no that's not what's happening it's this

Earth is not the center of the universe it's this so so now hold on I got one

for you with the Bible they've gotten these stories to a point where you can't prove it's true or false

you just believe go ahead ish talk to me we all got family members that pray day and night

night and day day and night night and day for a better way of living the Bible says if you do that

certain things will happen to you can happen to you doesn't necessarily don't guarantee anything trust me I talk to my moms if we have

these deep comments it's not guaranteed in the Bible what they tell you is a microphone of everlasting life hold on

ish what they tell you in the Bible is if you follow this book and do right that the next life will be prepared for

you properly this is nothing about this life so you can't prove everlasting life you can't or you can't disprove it

either it's my point it's meant to be not being able to be proven to be vegan or ridiculous vague enough to wear

we just gotta Let It Go like CTE yeah I just found out uh Demaryius

Thomas at CT um stage two rest in peace yeah

that used to be my guy in fantasy he was let deadness

rest in peace he catches the game guarantee he wasn't wrong oh yeah CTE

because they can't really look at your brain until you pass away so they don't know if you got it or not [Music]

I just jump out of all biblical Talks by the way no it's just I can't that's just

my take on really I think Humanity has been obsessed since the beginning of time we're trying to explain the [ __ ]

that we just don't know true so I think every and I think with Evolution came the fact of knowing that whenever we do

explain something it gets disproven that's true so now let's explain it in a

way where you can't disprove it what are you doing now with hold on now with you not being able to disprove it you can't

say that you also can't prove it sure if we we just make it vague enough to where now it's all Faith now it's just what do

you believe and because we can't prove or disprove it you can't say if anybody's right or

wrong it's mad religions in the world I'll never forget there was an episode of South Park South Park really do be touching on some [ __ ] the whole town

died they were all in hell the preacher or priest whatever he was

he was in hell too so they looked at him like yo how the hell you get here

and I believe it was like Satan was down there or something Satan was like Mormon Mormon was the correct answer

like just in jokingly saying like it's so many different religions who all believe something different how are you

going to tell who's right and who's wrong they all believe they right they all believe their book is the correct book their way of life is the correct

way of life everybody can't be right so now it's or can they or exactly or

can they how come we're the only animals that think like this because we we think we're in control of

everything and we have to explain it because if we don't we realize we're not in control or we're aliens humans just got a different

level of arrogant that's it we think we are at the top of we are the

most evolved we're at the just top of everything

have you ever seen something that's is more advanced than here they say a dolphin's brain is more advanced than a

human's brain I have not ever heard that

the Dolphins can communicate in ways humans can't like well just we can communicate ways they can we can do [ __ ]

they can't I'm just telling you that don't make them more advances huh I

can't swim

oh man but nah it's just that's just our belief that's really what it is we don't we

don't know but we have this need to believe that we are the smartest we are the strongest we're everything and if

it's something we can't explain whether it be how we got here what happens after we leave we'll make we need to make some [ __ ] up to explain and the more people

you get to believe it becomes it becomes fact and we kill whoever don't believe it

exactly they could believe a whole bunch of other [ __ ] and then if we come over here

and say believe this or die and we kill all of y'all now the rest of y'all with us in the new episode of old man they brought that quote right back

and I hope they continue to do it which quote I watched The Language

by Design is deception it's deception and the

truth only exists in silence or some [ __ ] like that and this in this part

when they said it [ __ ] clowned up but I hope they keep bringing that line back that show's fire it is but I'm I'm

not I'm not believing none of that [ __ ] you [ __ ] told me all right none of it not a word like I

said the older I get it's just that's why I always like to argue things that may or may not be factual like is their

land somewhere I don't want to get to what [ __ ] was doing in the 1300s only I don't think

hey you do that but it's their land somewhere I can believe that uh come on what else we got what else we got

Nikki cut off Monster no I told you there's no music there is no

music but she did cut off Monster and said some things

and what you want that's that that's that yeah her show she can cut it off exactly

why she feels that way it's entirely up to her if she chooses to expound on it cool if not that's what she did all

right come on let's get into this publishing [ __ ] before y'all bring me back to the Bible

I could talk about the Bible but why use it but that's like a passion

of yours no no it's not that it's just his mother's religious my mom well I was I was brought up in church if you was

brought up in church it was brought to believe like I spoke to her a lot like we have these talks because it's like wow I respect

because I see what religion did for her in her life like my mom being saved made

her a better person not saying she was a bad person but I just see the way she moves through her life today you're a

great person so yes workers me and your mom was a great person right but sometimes that's not true because some

not that your mother wasn't but sometimes people be on a beaten path and so they need something to to look at to

believe as a yeah or hold on let me finish real quick even if you believe in

like the damnation and the Hellfire and so you're doing these things so that you could Escape that right or you're doing

these things because you're trying to be christ-like or you're doing these things because you're trying to walk in the in

the shoes of Muhammad whatever the case may be you trying to be as close to

Buddha as possible whatever it is that's guiding you to live a better life those

things are are are are um pivotal because some people were on a

beaten path Malcolm X was on the beaten path that they say until he found Islam yeah y'all [ __ ] will explain something

y'all know comprehension is like one of the better things I do I totally understand what you're saying which is still not a response to what

I'm saying at no point could this table get up and fly somewhere you you said that means it's just a good person

because it's not in this table's ability if his mom was a piece of [ __ ] of course not your mom but anybody's mom was a

piece of [ __ ] and then they got saved or they had a baby or anything happened that now trigger a different way and

they were able to do that that means that they had the ability to do that we just had this talk a few weeks ago where we was like we don't even know what our

capabilities are because we're distracted and we're putting poisons in the body and so forth and so on so that's all I'm saying if she were able

to do it right but then that means that's who you were no no no no no it

could be none but it means it could be that that's who you are you need something to activate that yes yo y'all

don't think they want that people are one way their whole life no no I change every day no no but I don't understand

what y'all saying so what I'm saying is hold on what I'm saying is yes the being a good person could have been inside her

or anybody it's an entire time but the fact that she was saved is some type of cloak myth that's a condition that's

thinking it's mental yes it happened that way but this person has the ability to be a good person we all have the

ability to do we all have the people everybody know the pieces of [ __ ] that we know that do [ __ ] [ __ ] every single

day they have the ability to do the proper thing that don't mean that they are going to do it so I don't know that

until it's showcased and there are some people in this on this planet that have never showcased the ability to be a good person but but Joe you don't know I

wouldn't look at that person and say what I'm saying hold on hold on look look what you just said you won't know it until it's showcased right that

person might not showcase it until something happens inside them to make them do it they're still not responding

I am responding to what you're saying yo it's fine no matter all right look my mom we'll leave this but yes

the ability to be a good person is always there but if the switch isn't flipped you might not ever be a good

person and you think the only way to get that say only anything I say what happened for her was becoming saved

flipped and I'm saying that that's a crock of [ __ ] feel me I'm saying be a cracker [ __ ] when I it's it's visually it's proven

that's what happened continue go ahead so I'm just saying that this was easily

tricked and positioned oh I could only be a good person if this happens only out there not a soul has said only but

you

I'm saying what worked for her might only work for her that's what it took for her but you are

throwing the word only in there when you don't acknowledge that there could be other variables where that would make

the same exact thing happen and that's what my and he didn't say that there are though true because my entire point is

saying that which is saying somebody could have had it but that's why I'm saying that religion I'm speaking on a

heart then that's my that's it driving her her be coming in the church

and becoming one with Christ she was reborn and it changed who she was as a person now I my my point with

her when we have these talks I'm like look ma this is a very messed up world we live in whatever you gotta do to get

you through this life peacefully you do it true now for some people it's

religion for everybody it's something totally different but for her that's her

thing and I've watched her I've watched her change her life I've watched how her

life has improved because of this I can't say it ain't work but that's her story

I'm just saying the older I get the more I look at it I question all of this stuff now I used to get dragged to church when I

was little and we we told these stories and we just believe it now I'm looking at it like

nobody thought the question this [ __ ] don't make no sense but if it works for you to put you on a

path to help you live a better life than salute everybody's different though that's true

and everybody got to figure out they walk they pass that's it we could bring this up on

patreon I got a question all right we'll be there

write it down so you don't forget it it's in my brand [ __ ] my man what's wrong with this guy man Hey

listen well anyway um moving on we'll leave religion alone until patreon okay

thanks the copyright royalty board has confirmed uh a streaming royalty

raise for Publishers and songwriters after they decided this back in 2018.

they've been fighting they get it but but Spotify Amazon music YouTube and Pandora appealed it right away they

didn't want this race uh the original rate was 11.4 from 2018 to 2022. and the

proposal was to bump that to 15.1 percent and that's a big jump that's a very big

joke and they they want so it looks like uh for 2018 to 2022 the royalty rate has

been increased to uh 15.1 percent love it and it also says that

there's a similar decision for the 2023 to 2027

uh time period and they're arguing for 20 percent um

so yo in music terms so for Pump It Up right you get royalties from Pump It Up does that mean

that you'll start to get a higher bump now in your checks

I have my I have to ask my lawyer gotcha theoretically you should yeah

theoretically and it should be gonna it would be backdated because it's 2018 or

2022. so that that's saying like what you were getting you know if at that 11.4 percent rate

they would kind of have to go back and bump that up to 15.1 and pay the difference gotcha this will make a

little sense of why the uh the companies want to buy everyone's uh catalogs

um more money is getting paid out so we'll pay you this and it will get and it's

theoretically supposed to go up every year by the way like yeah it's like it's a lot of constitutional law I've read

some [ __ ] that talked about how they are now entertaining the um

almost a privatization of music okay so they're gonna start looking at music similar to an nft or stock where you can

kind of invest in certain music and catalogs etc etc okay and the [ __ ] was kind of interesting because you said

that basically everybody's buying everybody's catalog yeah so now let's just say I own

Parks music and I paid you 100 million for it but now I can sell it sell pieces or shares of the

parts music catalog I could take something that I bought from you for 100 million dollars and turn it into a four

or five billion dollar thing if I'm able to sell off shares and they moving up and down I.E stock or nft right that's

crazy that is crazy like I could go about 20 shares of Joe

Budden catalog for ten dollars a share then Joe do some dope [ __ ] his catalog

might rise or fall that's crazy you signed 10 movie deals his catalog can

now rise and fall in our own shares of it that's dope well I don't know how dope it is but it's it's interesting

definitely interested definitely interesting how much that goes back to the creators and songwriters it's a

different question well they're paying you up front for your catalog true that's what you're

getting paid true you know I'm saying if I'm giving you 100 Mil that's your number when I take that 100 Mil that I

paid you for now I own this and I flip this to like he said four billion five billion dollars

you sit there with your 100 Mil that's yeah let me ask you a question

like let's say hypothetically somebody like went you know I don't want to bring other [ __ ] into it let's just say you

let's say you had a two 200 million dollar catalog right and you sell it

different for you because you're a hip-hop artist so I'm assuming most of your um

what is it Pub or ass cap or something you wrote on your own because you ain't really have ghost writers or did you

imagine but with r b when they sell they catalog

or when they sell they [ __ ] is it like a separate breakdown because the r b artists don't always write their

[ __ ] it's the songwriters who are selling their catalogs not particularly the artists performing the songs so when

Wayne or Justin Timberlake solely [ __ ] what did they sell their stake in the

songs that they wrote ah third percentage of the song zero

gotcha so if I own now I'm sorry if I own seven percent of that record

there when I sell a 100 of my calendar I'm selling that seven percent that's seven percent yes of that one song I'm

talking about yes okay I didn't know that I got it see me either okay that [ __ ] oh it gets very tricky use

some art Parks I mean a little bit please could be smart I don't know

consult with your lawyers about the specificity of this [ __ ] yeah yeah because everyone's everyone's [ __ ] is

different okay so everybody who's getting a pay ball no doubt like you know anytime I see with all this streaming [ __ ] I I keep hearing there's

no real money in it so anytime I'm seeing increases if that goes back to the

artist then I thought it was pretty interesting that Apple stayed out of the lawsuit

not sure but it's interesting okay and then the second largest

streaming service so they elected to bow out or stay out of it I mean no we know

we've been [ __ ] these [ __ ] the crazy part is all the other companies that sued or or

um appealed it was arguing yeah it was hard for us to make money because we already paid them billions of dollars

that's literally what their argument was that's the argument when when everything is saying yo you're playing them pennies

fractions of a penny on a dollar but you're complaining about that no don't make us pay no more money that is that's

that's something that's America right there that's big business satisfieders

yeah true indeed no you're right making trillions but damn man we already give these [ __ ] billions

what the [ __ ] that's insane y'all I got a part of the show here I'm not

gonna call him okay um he wants us to talk about that [ __ ] where you brought home some food but not

to her kids not sure if you're getting into this next part I love you all discuss this debate of the dad who brought his son

McDonald's to eat the challenge uh to eat at the child's mother's house where there are three other kids that's

only by the mom and the mom's going off because he didn't buy food for all the children would like to know you guys

opinion on this and you said you wanted to discuss this I did before I I just thought it was me

I thought it was silly it is silly I just thought it was good content and it the world also or at least

our demo thought that it was talk aboutable

um he wanted was fake that particularly yeah

still good conversation um I think the dude was super Petty

I think it was super corny but I also see his stance that he's not necessarily

obligated to do for your kids and what happened was he asked her like yo you didn't feed them and this was the

turning point for me he asked a lot yo you didn't feed him and she said well you know I don't get my check until they're 11. I don't want to reference

the fake story yeah I just want to talk about no no but um again the story could be fake but it's still a situation I

could have presented itself and so I don't think that he was necessarily obligated to do for somebody else's

children what he was doing for his child however I think it was corny if I ask

one person to hear yo y'all want a soda I'm not gonna bring a soda for parks and not ask everybody else if they want to

soda that's just the person that I am but when you start bringing kids into that kids can't decipher the difference

so you got your brother sitting here eating McDonald's and the rest of the three of y'all smelling the french fries

they don't understand that you know what I'm saying so I don't think they should be subjected to grown folks business

yeah at the end of the day McDonald's is not an expensive uh that's relative but I just think that

you buy for one of your own buffer I mean you buy for all of none I think I mean again even taking it just just

looking at the scenario we're gonna take it off the fake video I just think it's it's a bad cold parenting situation

there like there's some beef obviously between when that happens so again I'm with ish it's just being

petty that's literally all it boils down to like they they're not cool for whatever

reason and now he's going out of his way to be Petty

and when when the kids when the only victim is the kids like that petty [ __ ]

you gotta tuck that yeah so it's pointless to me I agree people need

to grow up Let's Just Dance you buy something for all the kids

like that's why I didn't think it was serious though like I'm done but you don't even know what it was to talk about it you should have seen the

responses was really going in like man that ain't his [ __ ] kid like

dudes is really going like they was siding with homeboy on another level dudes are also idiots

true I'm not talking about the guy that can only afford to purchase something for his child and that's how I am well

see Martha if you have the ability to and you know these kids at the house you buy some Jessica you ever seen kids

together who didn't quite understand that sharing thing yeah right like even

that no you give one kid something don't give the other kids something that I've seen that too much I've seen I've been

the kids on the field trip that really ain't had the money and now all the other kids was buying [ __ ] the book fair

and all that goofy [ __ ] that was going on I've been that kid so I see how that affects a kid psyche they don't

understand that [ __ ] so you got to McDonald's is a treat to Children absolutely you know what I'm saying so

one kid is sitting here eating McDonald's and the other three smelling the fries trying to bum a piece of

nugget is corny or you know if you want to be that petty yo go get your kid

what I'm saying yeah yo let me all right cool let me take him to lunch though let me just take them if that's your only

child and the other ones are her kids with somebody else whatever take your kid you take your kid to eat you take

your kid back you know what I'm saying like it's it's that it's stupid like all that petty

[ __ ] amongst adults to me is just dumb now [ __ ] don't want to be Petty and have their kid

that'd be the perfect [Laughter] they all know USB Petty

if you take the kid you ain't showing them you got to be responsible and [ __ ] [ __ ]

that anything else important that's not biblical religious it has anything to do with McDonald's churches uh

[ __ ] mom's dedication to the church is grandmas anything

oh we gotta touch this yeah that's Mass shootouts word

and what do you say about any of them I don't have nothing to say but rest in

peace rest in peace [ __ ] is tragic and disgusting and I'm sure we'll get more psycho looking white boys to pop up and

just start shooting [ __ ] and get taken alive yeah that's back to my whole United States of

America thing like at some point when they don't want something to stop you have to just assume that they're United

in that yeah yeah it ain't gonna keep getting me

right there oh why is this happening well you know why it's happening they're letting it they're letting it yeah it's [ __ ] nasty it's nasty rest in peace

and I can't consume the video there are videos out there I will not watch you're not going to do it to my soul my psyche

or my spirit I'm not doing it anything else fun to talk about

I don't I don't think so yeah we'll talk about the Rolling Stone debuts list oh man

um I see what they're trying to do yeah wait what was they list top 100 debuts of all time

debut albums that's right all time that's just so all genres all genres what was number one

I don't remember you remember what number one was no I'm not looking at no rolling stone

this ever again we can't talk about it I ain't talking about it I mean we could have clowned Roman Stone well we need

the clown on by looking at the [ __ ] they put up no because that's what they want they want you to promote it number 16 was cardi

well it was Prince I'm not I'm not looking at the list I'm not looking for the list

it's just funny that they keep making lists what was doggy style clearly them should keep working that's

all I want to know but they put cardi like in the top 13 of albums ever made so where was doggy style

it was it was up there I don't remember where but it took you a long time to spell roll man come on out in this [ __ ]

[Applause] prayers Lord

I bid you would do farewell audio cerebri hasta la vista our boy so long

goodbye remember life is a series of moments and

moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all we have and do remember

[Music] the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel in a closed-minded

women want you to teach them things all right we going man everybody enjoy the rest of your week

shout out to the people blessed enough to be in a pool right now [ __ ] get their morning workout on all

that good [ __ ] man we gone