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l.com how you doing Rory Lan I really love that name like really Kudos on that

that was good yeah Rory lanes and the Greek end are my two favorite

names can I have a celebrity of Jay's name you're I doe enough yet there isn't

one that's like mine either and if it was there probably is one out there I

mean if I really rack my brain yeah but uh

nah no I'm a professional oh God what is wrong with this gentleman please

feel free whatever is whatever your preference who is this guy please I

don't know you today everyone feel at home all right what day do you uh do you

go nice little mellow podcast today stop smiling you're making me smile what day do you go down smiling is

contagious stop it and answer my question um I'm

smiling why do I know that more that's like one of those words where oh wait are we

recording hey just say record man yo I why do I know the word smizing I

don't know and I've never used it ever in my life yes you have that's a lie that 100% is a lie if you shorten words

like uh uh delish uhhuh what's the other

[ __ ] you C you sh a lot of [ __ ] Marissa yeah I do it's pretty enjoyable

actually I enjoy it a lot Rory do you know what schmeing is why do you have one sleeve oh you're doing both you know

he's trying to do the classic white guy gentleman [ __ ] show a little bit of the sleeve can't say I know what Shing is so

you've never heard the term shiming I think I have I couldn't tell you the definition of it unless you use it in context Roy's lying are you

Irish how long have we known each other are you excited about all right uh all right I'm done talking to Mar all right

so we are we are live I will name the oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute oh there we go oh I was doing a

mellow podcast I didn't even check my [ __ ] mik check mik check snap everybody get a quick snap of the fingers I'm doing something knew where I'm recording

all the pre-show [ __ ] that we go through yeah no I think we should yeah I think so too we lose a lot of gems with

pre-show we do and I think it's different okay now now it feels live is oh my God nervous well hold on this

camera what is this going on again this is for Fox and why is Fox here because they're doing a segment on

podcasts yeah just going to Bunch us Bunch Us in with the [ __ ] rest of the grp is this like [ __ ] Lisa ever's Fox

or is this like Donald Trump Fox which Fox are we on right now I just said it three times Megan Wright do we now Megan

Wright is a friend oh yeah she does midday hat 97 I know who Megan WR oh you're telling the people who she is yes

and she also has a show on so we want to be friendly for this camera yes well it's b-roll they're not really going to hear what we say right it's just like

look I mean they're going to use that right there and she's going to be speaking Nic all right no um all right

so no no let's get into it I'll name this podcast later I didn't start with my normal all right because I figured I

I said that we were going to do like a mellow podcast like a real smooth after after Rory and Marissa were

total [ __ ] last week I was a [ __ ] of J um well whatever you want to call it I think I think we have a

nice Mellow Mood today um I'll name this podcast later episode number what is this 58 57 I don't know who cares yeah

now that we passed the year we should just stop counting i' just be happy that I'm Mad EP episodes ahead of the other

podcast yeah I mean if we're really being frank about it that's the only reason that I like care about the number

that's there um so I name this podcast later number 50 something close to 60 [ __ ] not like you who at

51 okay I'm Petty today it doesn't matter so we're doing a a real mellow smooth podcast today I have my lovely

co-host oh thanks Joe okay okay I know we're doing mellow but this is just [ __ ] I'm trying something new here

man thank you can we slow ease into it a whole 180 I mean let's be good to the people we love

and care about we never get the Roses while we can still smell them right so back to me being lovely come on come on

come on no I want to change your name I don't keep it lovely uh I'm putting us on Periscope just that's a heads up to

every all right that's fine um on my right I have a wonderful human thank you

thank you so much that's me um mty the body that is I um scheduled to get more body this summer

that was way funnier than I think everyone knows um to my left I have uh

Michael Roars AKA Rory Lanes in the building I guess I just got to stick with that now huh no it's just kind of

who you are all right and here we are what's up guys hey well uh what's new oh

you know what's pertinent in the universe I'm excited about South by all right let's not get to South bu yet

what's what's on my mind I leave at 6 a.m. well you know yo I [ __ ] get overpaid for my [ __ ] South we're not

going to talk about Southie yet oh no no I do want to hear the story though we're not going to talk about Southie yet okay we can talk about it can we talk about that story yet or we're going yet last

week we uh in the midst of me being mad at Rory and Marissa it's totally skipped over something that I did want to talk

about I wanted to make mention of the Maria sherov girl getting busted uh for drugs for

drugs yeah now I know that nobody cares and like America America kind of brushed

that one under the rug Maria sharov is the white girl the most the highest earning

female uh athlete athlete okay what's type of drugs some performance enhancing

or like she was blowing lines in the bathroom no no not not not blowing lines some performance enhancing [ __ ] but uh

so she's the so that was already a thing that um Serena has beaten this white

girl that you white people propped up here about 18 out of 21 times and still

Serena doesn't get the respect that marish sharova gets that was big like yeah Serena was on the verge of

like breaking all types of records and she just don't get the profit that the other girl gets so that was a big thing for a while so now the

girl has tested positive some type of way this is weeks old now maybe a week and a half two weeks old for whatever

the [ __ ] substance was well they pick and choose these drug things pton Manning right before he won the [ __ ] Super Bowl uh had the drug accusations

we just brushed that under the rug so we could go off in the sunset and win the [ __ ] Super Bowl no no no no no no they was trying to hang p no they was

not trying the same way they tried to hang the Patriots for an ounce of air and a ball that type of hanging they

brushed that [ __ ] right under the rug you heard about that maybe once no that's not true because all I could say

leading up to the Super Bowl was wow man they just going to hang one of their great ones they're going to kill one of

their great white people no no it it wasn't hanging because he won the Super Bowl had he not won that Super Bowl and

that Tennessee charges rape charges that was nasty [ __ ] it was getting ugly for pyton it was I in my opinion but that's

neither here nor there the Maria sh girl the mar first of all anything Tom

Brady related only gets blown up because the NFL like hates Roger Goodell hates Tom Brady yeah for sure that's one and

America I mean they get sick of watching them win had the Patriots sucked that that would went right Patriots now like

they like the Spurs they're like on Michael Jordan level where as you hate them because they're great but you

respect them and that's that I don't even really hate them like that because unlike the [ __ ] uh unlike Jordan uh

the Giants beat him yeah twice my Knicks never quite got over there but I just thought it was crazy how the whole Maria

Sher po thing got like I don't want to stay on this it just got brushed under the rug to never be spoken about and I

don't play the race card very often but had that been a black girl had that been Serena Jesus

Mary Joseph and be clear I do not play the race carard that is so my dad not

that is so not me I be i' be uncomfortable going in this I know yeah I know they say black people can't be uh

racist what is the word for when we're racist since we can't be racist whatever that word is uh my pop might be that

make making a good point yeah my pop might be that but but by mistake I have to understand it cuz how that generation

was and all that he's seen and then that gets in a whole big thing about how the world split up and we don't have time for all of that um shout out to Pops

though South by Southwest is this week it's lit it is Rory Rory and all of his

genius this is when this is me about to be unfiltered Rory and all of his genius calls me while I'm like leg third leg

deep in some [ __ ] I think oh come on fam too much and I don't know this to be accurate but I know that whatever I was

doing to tell my was so much more important than Rory calling me

okay and I don't want to offend any of my [ __ ] so I don't out to I don't

know that that's what was happening but it's more compelling when I say that so I'm going to say that so don't text me about it later I do love I don't want to

offend any of my [ __ ] but continue I mean I'm sure they love it like a reverse type of thing when you don't

have any [ __ ] but anyway so Rory call [ __ ] I want to off yo myty and

[ __ ] Steph at 118 what up Steph myty and Steph want us to go to southp and do a live podcast we only got a week

what you think I'm with you that's not what happened they doesn't sound doesn't

even sound accurate to be H I said well I don't know I'm kind of rolling with you on this one he says all right I'mma

do my own homework then I'mma talk to mty and [ __ ] Steph 118 later I'mma see if it makes sense for us to go

and then if it makes sense I'mma hit you okay I all right all right cool mhm

right yeah that was that okay I'm in now we got no no no no didn't another call

okay oh this is great this I love these stories out of the blue that like by no this is great cuz I can't wait to tell

Happ then wait so then podcast listeners out there bum ass Rory right right then

he calls me to say all right I did all the math oh he

talks just like that and I did my research mhm so this was I was at work

in my desk talking like this underneath your desk this is how it'll make sense for us to go okay we got a [ __ ]

99 to 1% split so we got to do is sell one ticket and we going to make $50

million now is that what he said of course not but with whatever I was

already preoccupied with that is kind of what I heard okay I said boryi where we

going to stay he said don't worry my G I already got the Airbnb set up Friday

night Saturday we gangsters so we don't even need the Airbnb we just going to

dug it out on by strip all day then do the podcast then [ __ ] with [ __ ] and

go to the airport duh [ __ ] with [ __ ] and go to the airport that was my plan the whole time [ __ ] with [ __ ] and

we're not going to do the Airbnb we're going to [ __ ] with them on Fifth Street I'm going to spe flight comes and I'm going to speed this up cuz I don't want

to tell extra long stories but the last call and this is how I ended up in this conundrum here which leads me to my

Marissa [ __ ] 360° of Separation in the oh what is it 5 degre 6 deg de 6 de

of separation in the [ __ ] Universe you 500 no I said 360 oh right I was thinking of grand P I was going to

say yeah I'm so hip that and way so [ __ ] my last call that I get from bum

ass [ __ ] Rory Lan mhm is all right yo remember all of that

money we put in that account this what I need to do I need to spend all of it on

me now if you can take care of you then we'll be

good now I'm not saying that's what he said but with whatever I was doing

that's what I heard so then I said because I know I'm bad at this I said Rory hit me in another hour and remind

me of this Rory then hit me in another hour I forgot I even said that to him so I cursed him out for hitting me in an

hour he told me I told him to hit me in an hour and then that was that so he's now updating me about how the ticket

prices are [ __ ] astronomical okay but I'm not the I'm not the guy I'm so

not the guy to buy a ticket I'm just not same after the contract was signed I'm

not I was doing a g billion other things outside of buying a ticket oh the uh

want to tell I kind of even want to tell the real story cuz I was just so entertaining we get we leave the fans

what really happened so listen so I didn't so I so I didn't buy a ticket right because kind of no here here's why

here's another reason why I don't think I'm just [ __ ] I kind of was trying to figure out if I could get from Austin

to La La yes for Rory and the Henny paloa shindig that's happening in LA Los

Angeles on Saturday the 2th yeah which tickets are almost sold out if you want to grab great plug if you're out there

uh it looked like a blast last time just from the pictures I was not there and I may or may not be there this year uh he

just spend his life savings on a yo I'll take the money from the podcast account and pay for the flight and I have an

Airbnb yeah exactly and then you be homeless and then late listen even if I

go to that mad warm you don't need a [ __ ] place to stay even if I do attend that Henny pooa [ __ ] I'm telling

no one that I'm going to any B and I'm landing like the day of like y'all ain't fooling me what's been happening too

many times side is I go to La I only have two days in LA and I have 100 La

[ __ ] and all them trying to cram in my two days I want to see all y'all ner you're so popular I want to see how that

happen I'm so so back to so I don't so I don't buy a ticket it all right no why

would you then I said you know what why would you do [ __ ] it I have to I got it this was Saturday yeah when I hit you

that was Saturday oh my God so Saturday so Joe hits me with a Yo and I'm like what the [ __ ] does he want he never text

me for anything time out no before I even hit you though I'm already have been on Virgin America Jet Blue uh

Spirit uh United uh Southwest American

frontier uh if you name yeah [ __ ] Floy DM Floyd

Mayweather like anybody who had a plane [ __ ] single drug me yeah I text

FL Rider FL what's good Mye hey hey how you been man I did all of that right and

all of them shits was like nah a stack okay a stack mhm a stack

yeah $1,000 no way around it I tried every trick in the book imagine if someone

reminded you twice that you should buy your flight because the prices have gone up $100 in an hour imagine and then you

get mad at them for reminding you imagine imagine if that happened now ladies and gentlemen podcast

listeners I know I this is like some new [ __ ] I'm doing where I'm starting a story inside of a story yeah now I want

to tell you guys in this little segment that I have appropriately titled

how good guys become complete [ __ ] idiots and this will tell you why I did

exactly what I did so many moons ago I have to pull out my phone because Joe Buton documents everything wait wait

wait did you get the the plane guy so he text me he say wait what's his number

damn can we type his number in here Delta did get Delta to fly him out yeah well oh yeah let me search he search

Delta he text me for uh he said yo and I was like oh wait I'm kidding this really happened yeah I'm so intrigued he was

like I need your Delta hook yes I got it here we go baby and I was like I don't have a Delta hookup anymore L and gentlemen you don't remember the ending

of that story ladies and gentlemen here's how good guys become complete [ __ ] idiots I hope you're not the

good guy so let me tell you when am I ever the good guy so let me tell you guys my

thinking and this is horrible but it is true I thought to myself well if that

guy if that guy that Marissa had that encounter with at Delta is still in fact at Delta then

Marissa took advantage of just someone who was being a good guy well that was established yeah yeah I think we

concluded that afterwards if I double back to the good guy in good favor and

good manner with a proposal and he were to accept because I'm not Marissa and

I'm actually a good guy you now just opened the door to countless resources

in just in good faith and good favor that was my thinking I don't want to ruin the ending here did you two run off

on the plug twice yo but time out podcast listeners

I know that I'm [ __ ] sometimes is that thinking off no that's

completely appropriate and yeah well well he would have to know who I am cuz he knew who bum ass Marissa was and his

bum ass tweeted in the midst of all the podcast [ __ ] I'm not trying to get famous I just want my story told wa if

he were so willing and E to help Marissa who did nothing but dangle [ __ ]

vagina from Snipes shooter distance it wasn't even directly in front of him and he wavered quickly he wavered quickly

for Marissa and Marissa box so if I'm coming to him as a real [ __ ] that was just my thinking uh

podcast listeners so I hit Marissa with a yo at four O's I say yo yo that's

how you know he wants something exact any of my people know that yo yo says so

many things so many things like and one day we should we should have a podcast where we introduce like the slang and

the uh multiple layers of definitions that come with it your yo is like a

drunk girl's hay like by the amount of wise is pretty much how drunk she is AKA

what you need Yeah by your amount of like what is Joe asking me the O are going to let you know so I yelled

Marissa she immediately yelled back like a bird you're my friend no no no wait a

minute hey podcast listeners I'm joking about that Marissa is my friend so I'm not talking about her like that but as a

man I will be honest with you ladies when you hit back really really fast there's like a microcosm of my brain

that says oh she a bird she replied to her friends hello yo

he hey take a minute yeah take take a minute before you yo me back ma because I'm judging you uh but I'm kidding of

course but I'm allowed to because I'm his friend yeah you're my friend so I was very happy that you yed back immediately so you yoed back and I said

yo yed back I'm not reading mine and M's text but it was yo uh are you still

periscoping I said yo what's up you still got that Delta connect right and I

said don't you remember what happened of course I don't have the Delta connect and I said send me his number

something like that yeah long long story less Long mty sent me his number right

here we go you know my thinking already let's get into Delta I got a

texting and it got out of here let's see let's see let's see hey I've been getting it oh you're such a thought for

par wait who am I looking for my version ofn Oh Del Delta Delta that's my key

word all right Jim Roy oh so we're just going to go all ball to the wall can we

that out please [ __ ] he's stupid wait I hope the flight is booked before we did

we mute it out last time we never said his name never said it I didn't want to give him his any more Fame well I think

the name Jim Roy is weak so I'm saying it like this whole story this [ __ ]

moved like a gy Roy and that's kind of my issue so I I he M like you had a real

[ __ ] named Joe hitting a [ __ ] named Jim Roy right and this was his lone

opportunity to be a real [ __ ] when have I heard this before I've heard that what I exactly what I just said I think

Raymond Readington said it Raymond Readington is like Bill Bird to you for me okay that's that's [ __ ] horrible

Raymond Readington get Bill Bird the [ __ ] out of but anyway so I say Jim

Roy is it one word or is it Jim and then no it's Jim Roy one word okay you still

work for Delta or no

did you put yo before it with Matt o no just that first message exactly what I said I don't fabricate in my text

readings wait did he know who the number was the first of course not so he said

yeah wait didn't say well who is this then I said is this the federal

government this what I'm telling this what I'm dealing with then I said this button you still get deals over there or

no God then he said Joe

Buton LOL that's a fair question I wish the podcast world could

see my face at this [ __ ] at this very instant and very moment I wish y'all could see the look of utter and bitter

disgust at what at at just everything that has an r o r and a y in it in the

world I hate it why it's a fair point you like such [ __ ] Irish scums sometimes that's

horrible that's horrible that I had to that I understood that he asked Joe

Button is that what you got from that Rory can we just continue I would like to hear what happened in this text

message situ can you believe that he said how many [ __ ] buttons are there of course I could believe it he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] that's why I did what I

did all right back to you Rory I'm sorry how many buttons are there I've met a lot of your family and they have the

last name button that is valid there's there's a lot of buttons there is a lot of buttons in your family all right so

who who of them would be closest to the tree of talking to Jim Roy via text

messages my point you think my [ __ ] great Grandad is stopping his poker game in [ __ ] heaven to come resurrect dig

out the [ __ ] grave and bum ass [ __ ] Michael Paul I'm sure takes flights Michael

Paul has more money than everyone here yeah that is true and he's not

hitting Jim Roy for a flight so anyway Jim Ro says cuz I'll speed this up Joe Buton question mark LOL I say is that a

yes or a no LOL he says LOL this is not how you finesse a stranger into into

getting a flight I'm not trying to finesse him I'm asking him a direct question I can afford this flight myself I'm just trying not to I agree go ahe

which is what I did I don't know why I got so [ __ ] because you lied so it was fun I was about to be very

transparent yeah well I had a date I had to get out of it and I thought that what was understood didn't need to be said like if he was such a great person for

you yeah why would he not do that for someone who indeed uh will reciprocate

it but whatever he said LOL after that episode with your girl I keep buddy

passes to a minimum LOL now if you want me to look up flight info Etc I got

you why the [ __ ] would he want you to want you look up flight in that very moment I thought to myself holy [ __ ]

this great guy is now an idiot well this come on this great this this man who

started out as wanting nothing but to help someone from the kindness of his

heart has turned into a complete idiot in that quick of a span

MH what the [ __ ] I said man I can look up flight and for my [ __ ] what are

you talking about Jim Roy what the [ __ ] was Jim Ro maybe youri was down maybe

and he said LOL okay I do have a theory about about that

I don't get into because it's too exhausting about just the different personality types and the different

people in the universe some are very shortsighted MH um wait nearsighted is

which one when you can't see far yeah nearsighted and short see yeah

far is tough for you yeah some people are extremely nearsighted if that's

correct hopefully it is and we don't fat check [ __ ] us on Twitter we don't

give a [ __ ] some people are so like immediate yeah like instant

gratification like Ryan is like that he loses every Monopoly game that exact

same way people could just never see past their own [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that is where Jim Roy has fallen unfortunately

sorry Jim Roy so I [ __ ] never hit Jim Roy back I blocked the number and got

got rid of Jim Roy from my life right cuz we want we want to be around smart people and people who make smart and

wise decisions at 35 years old I then go on [ __ ] Jet Blue some type of way in

my clicking around and I know this is taking a long time so let me just get to the bank this is a great ad for South by

that's why I haven't stopped this at all man [ __ ] South by I'm so mad at [ __ ] South by anyway I get the Jet Blue some

type away in all of my clicking around I I think I find a flight for $150 that I book that come to to get

there cuz I was going to do one way and one way yeah come to find out I now have a ticket for

April thing I did the same thing and now I got to call Delta so I call him jimy

pick I say no [ __ ] [ __ ] Jim Roy Delta gets on the phone I say listen can

you fix this while you're at it I'm trying to do it like round trip I'm trying to get there this day leave this day they said okay Mr but I can do do it

for you for I see in my computer it says with those dates you can do 11200 something stupid dollars I said

suck my dick Jim Roy I'm not doing any of that so then I got on jet blue and

said [ __ ] it I have to do it and I ended up doing it $800 $850 I found you one that was like 560

but it was connected yeah but that was like was it like a 24-hour layover no it wasn't even bad that was like in Chicago

for two days tax bracket and it wasn't really like didn't really

fit for you well well only because well only because the the kicker in here where the asterisk uh goes

is the caveat is what is it I don't know oh that we don't have a hotel on that we

don't have a hotel for that sat so that's very important and you [ __ ] bastard the Spurs play The Warriors that

Saturday so major in San Antonio that's important yes but I don't care I I have

to watch that game like physically there that is the B no I just have to see it on the television and we don't have anywhere to be we can go we it's going

to be a night time game our podcast is in a night time no we're at 10: p.m. though so I don't know if it's going that oh we are not going to be on stage

doing a podcast it's 10: like are we being realistic here yep we are um but we can go to zombies crib out there and

and the guy also said we can check out anytime we want on Saturday just as long as it's not too late into the evening

well well the game comes on in the evening even but that's neither here nor there so [ __ ] uh I remember my cousin

Geneva lives in Austin oh okay wow so I bought a ticket uh not like M's [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] you tried to have me on I bought a ticket I I leave seven in the morning on Thursday oh so you'll be

there I 10 in the morning Thursday oh dope I'll be there I am going to th

around same okay uh I may drop my bags at my cousin's house and go th around supposed to get with uh uh I have a

tentative meeting with a few people and you're being productive this

is great yeah I'm supposed to try to I'm going try to get with Tori out there he's out there I'm going try to get with uh a few people out there maybe I

shouldn't stop by then that I am going to try to get with uh Thursday night there's a dope party of course I'll go th around with Nikki Heen and her

manager for however long I do that um Thursday night is uh Manny fresh Nas uh

KET if people are going to be there I probably want to stay home oh I don't have a home yeah you don't

I'm not going to go there cuz I don't want I don't I think there's going to be too many people there I'm going to go to a different yeah I have a thing with

people man I know it's weird I don't like going where people are yeah no that

one is going to be a cluster I don't like cluster [ __ ] and that's going to be a cluster [ __ ] so I'm going to go to this um Southern Hospitality

showcase well it sounds bougie when I say if there is a lot of people is there somewhere where I can sit away from them

that's what I was wearing step on my sers perceive that as you being bougie no I just don't like people in

particular and if I can't do that I'm not going to go and I'm also socially awkward and I'll be by myself so it's really going to [ __ ] me up I'm going to

just be standing there like a [ __ ] weirdo so [ __ ] throwing a a outlet and a charger I'm the I'm bringing two molies

I will my phone will never die in his mother I'm I'm happy to hear that nard is feeling better since we're talking about South by yes and he always has a

very dope roll out at South by I'm looking for you get three great months of content when he goes sou he just

keeps pumping them out pause nard War I always had like a fake beef with nard warar cuz he wouldn't do me he's never

done yours Paul really yeah he wouldn't he he's never done me I don't I don't understand how could a nard warar not do

a you're very worthy of a nard War interview you are and you know what would I tell you the negative part follows me on tter time out do you know

how many [ __ ] have mentioned me in a nard interview oh have they I don't know

oh no I'm not being a dick really ask tons tons tons I don't know if maybe he

even did Travis Scott I feel like you would like you've well Travis Scott's big yeah he's big but he did Travis like two years ago is what I'm saying but

that's my thing about KN yeah he don't really do big he don't he don't strike me as somebody that goes

for that but and that's neither here nor there again I'm just happy that he is feeling a lot better um cuz that's

important that was a big deal when he uh what was that a stroke or a heart attack yeah it was something it was something really bad listen Strokes heart attacks

seizures I ain't playing with none of that [ __ ] the older I get the more of a hypochondriac I become I got a little

Crick and and my [ __ ] the spine and my back that I feel like I need to go get a prostate immediately well you should be worrying about your sugar

intake too sir I'm doing less sugar I don't even drink these by the way if I told you the story behind it yo if I

told you the story oh my [ __ ] God I [ __ ] I I have figured out what it is

I I don't like about women he said that in the elevator too while we were amongst a bunch of old women and they were like

oh and they looked all scared so please 35 years you finally I didn't realiz

that's exactly what I said in the elevator Rory I said 35 years going on 36 years on Earth and I have just

figured out what it is today that I despise about women which is important because the therapist on coup's therapy

attempted to tell me that my disdain for women stems from uh the relationship with my child's mother I could see that

which made a lot of sense that makes a lot of sense that argument makes sense and I have always you know what they're capable of yeah and that's a scary

thought for me to give a woman that type of power where you are just have no control um I speak to a lot of the men

that are in those situations out there so when she said that in therapy is all about being open to new

ideology I was open to it clearly I feel some type of way toward women and it's

not from anything that Tahiri and I have ever gone through ever I know that that's fun to joke about but it's just

not from that M um the baby mother thing that made sense but but her and I are

okay today and I still have that kind of like like and I figured it out

well do tell also can I ask a question in the middle of this before you figure your point is that song Angela about her

yeah but no oh [ __ ] we went to court for down uh no I wouldn't talk about anybody I like that song that's a fake song and

a fake story about a fake person okay yeah I really went to court over [ __ ] that that's horrible but anyway

had a pretty up and down career here it don't matter it don't matter when you only got one baby mom you can't blame it on somebody else but anyway this is what

I despise about women okay

and I'm giving it this big buildup it's not really that great but but this is it and and Rory I I I

know Rory well enough that he he just will agree he doesn't have to know exactly what I'm saying okay I'm a

feminist women get to be

attractive desirable pieces of absolute [ __ ] not all of us yes that's valid that

is true that's true is true men do not it is a double standard for all the

double standards that women speak about men having and I do acknowledge they exist ladies I'm aware they exist well that

point is within this point here where they can be mad at our double standards but theirs don't you know how many and

when I say piece of [ __ ] because that's relative damn who was that in the crew

that said relativity is relative was that Johnny when in one of his stupid moments what up Johnny but anyway I know

that that that piece of [ __ ] part is relative but I mean [ __ ] who have women who have no

goals no aspirations no self anything self-love

self- respect self-awareness no Integrity no type of foundation no

Acumen right M and still win and still be desirable and still get

[ __ ] still bag [ __ ] and still get tricked on and still and winning is

super relative there as well yeah winning is very relative cuz I feel like a lot of those girls are empty what is winning like getting your uh your bills

paid right yes but what if that's a win don't have love you don't have love that's near sided you're like empty

inside wait huh if the lto came to me today and said Joe Buton uh but the

point of the let me at least let the listeners hear my point okay and before you argue it if the lotto came to me

today and said Joe for the next 20 years I'm paying all your bills a month we're

taking it but then you got to [ __ ] the lotto too the point of the lotto people money human interactive

supporting and giving you Financial stability is a very minuscule part of a human interaction and that's all you're

getting from a man when you behave a certain way man we just gave TLC $5

[ __ ] 00,000 a few months ago and we seen a dime of that damnn money so what

the hell that we didn't see I'm still waiting on that damn album they promised us I

[ __ ] funded some of that [ __ ] but they're actually good people so let's not use them as an example well I just wanted to go on the TLC rant it probably

wasn't even relevant to Sam just told me to shut up on Paris when I made that point Sam sh well yeah Sam that was I

thought that was a really good point for respectable women that I just made no but it is true though these wom it's

considered winning because they got a couple bags in a house whatever the [ __ ] but their life is empty and no please

whose life is [ __ ] empty okay so let's do it like this because relative is not a that's not a complete sentence

No period there relative to blank it would have to be the person in particular that we are speaking about

and if we're speaking about someone with no Acumen that's right they might be happy and that might be really to them

with no I mean we've had this age-old argument about some of the hoes uh you

know some of the hardworking women out there despising the hoes because of the lifestyle that you know they seem to

portray not knowing some of the pitfalls that come along with it if you actually speak to some of these bartenders I don't think y'all would be so mad at

them listen man you know what I want to bring back this is off on a tangent to here I want to bring back [ __ ] with

cars [ __ ] I have a car I think I missed

that at least I have one uh I do have one it's like a car Jace well also

saying you had a car is like saying Fred Flinch don't had a car no he had a car but was a car car well we're in New York

city so it's different I'm so tired of that line too oh no Ro you're the only one at this table without a car yeah I'm

in New York City every single day you are and Rory is young and trendy enough to be part of the hey I take the train

and make it look cool crew like the Ian Conor the train my whole life the Ian Conor yeah hash Joe Buton and Uber

there's really no point I want to shout out to Ian Connor so cool again is shouting me out your a man crush every day no I'm his uncle opposite oh Uncle

did I tell the listeners that I'm Ian Connor's Uncle I that did we told the strip club when he approached you and

said why don't you like me and we have managed to keep a relationship somehow well he facetimes you every day so I'd imagine so FaceTime me every day he

facetimes me when he has naked women in the shower shout out to Ian Connor bro you should come on the podcast I just

saw him on Instagram he's so down to do the podcast but you know what I get a lot of I get a lot of people telling me I'll do the podcast and then they just

Never follow up I'm like really my [ __ ] we're friends you're going to Industry talk me do you not follow up is the other

question oh I don't follow up either they don't know when to show up I don't follow up either but at this point follow cuz you're usually in the position where the other person follows

up because you're usually I got to catch Angie who I just saw is releasing a book

Memoir called uh my voice and it's out May 17th it's available for pre-order now in Angie's bio at Angie Martinez on

Instagram and Twitter and it's going to Chronicle her life growing up as a single mother in Brooklyn her her job at

HOT97 her are you reading this on amazon.com no but I just read it today and I'm so [ __ ] excited like my body

is like trembling I [ __ ] idolize Angie it's so [ __ ] cool and um yeah you can pre-order now it's through

Penguin Books Angie I am extremely proud of you uh I love you I would text this

[ __ ] to you but you know me and you feel about text so whatever uh hopefully hopefully somebody will mention to you

and your mentions that I mentioned you here she's amazing and we need to have her on all right I'm stopping periscope

wait no don't stop it yet they got a listen tomorrow yeah they getting the whole thing right

now no you should have left them on really quick give the whole cow that I don't I don't know oh wait so I should

turn mine on how many viewers did you have on there at uh at 1.200 now I'm down to 95 we got to do it man [ __ ] I

I was on tax's Instagram he just makes his [ __ ] look much better than I do well he he has the label we're independent

he's got pictures on the Brooklyn Bridge I'm like that's really Brooklyn of him yeah I should take a picture on a Jersey

Bridge that's what I was I was think I need to go like wridge and like take pictures got [ __ ] pictures with hve

I'm like oh man I can't take pictures with hve well yeah never mind I have pictur with

h by the way smartass I have picture with post beef post Pump It Up um yeah

so there's that yeah it was post mine I have a PR a silly beef to have no I have

a post Pump It Up Jay-Z beef that's the dumbest thing in the universe we should call him up

anyone can do it you know how young and stupid I was this guy yo some no

honestly out there podcast listeners you with age you really have to learn how to get out of your own way really oh yeah

how many years it takes to to to learn that yes that is exactly what I went on a 20's rant today on Twitter of course

you did no but I just your 20s you have this perception well the the ambitious ones I

would I would imagine I can't speak for the people that aren't ambitious um you have this perception that if you stop

you're settling so you always are trying to go to the next thing and never really appreciating what's happening in your 20s the learning you're doing the

growing you're doing that's how I feel that's true so it it's actually kind of a catch 22 because if you know you keep

going you'll never be happy you'll never be satisfied with what you're getting you'll go to One Step go to the other and always not feel fulfilled and you

never get to live in that moment and I'm very nervous cuz I have that mentality and I feel like maybe I'm not appreciating what's happening right now

in my 20s oh oh yeah no no are you kidding me no what are you about to be

26 why you talking like oh baby baby no because that's one of the worst mistakes you could make in life and you never

know it until it's too late it's like the the're saying you're normally the last one to know when you're not hot

anymore like oh but no I mean it sparked from when when someone was tweeting about how they planned on having a home

and two kids by the time they were 25 and when you're 18 that sounds so good like oh yeah I'm going to have that by

then I'm going have a car I'm have a family this and that and then life happens but I don't think that's a bad thing cuz you're not going to think the

same way or you shouldn't think the same way 5 10 years from now right you should

your goals should rearrange you shouldn't have the same goals at 18 I think there should be a longevity in in

your plan and you know people say oh what's your 10y year goal what's what's your end goal I don't I mean I think

it's supposed to rearrange you're getting new information you're becoming a new person you're thinking differently that may not be what you want do anymore

you're going to run into some [ __ ] [ __ ] in 5 years as as short as Joe would think that is yeah someone from 20 to 25

that's a huge transition me coming from a high school kid to now being my own adult in a fiveyear process five years

is a long time to me even three from 25 to 28 I have learned so for me 5 years is five years is the gap between four

and 5 years that's when Our Generations are very different yeah four to five

years like like oh me and Johnny were just having this talky old and a 15-year-old that's a hug Johnny is 30

I'm 35 Rory's 25 oh wow um my older brother's 5 years older so I'm I'm

speaking on that from firsthand seeing the ages where all right you were old enough to want to go out but you

couldn't go out you knew what was happening yeah you was watching your brother go out but you was seeing from

the window to I mean you were always you kind of saw but you ain't really know

like it was countless [ __ ] Big Daddy Kane lyrics I didn't understand until way later just because you're a kid at

that time so yeah yeah I could see it well yeah that was my rent well

that's good point though did I get too serious live that way no I'm actually this is actually becoming one of my

favorite podcasts I like the Ambiance the atmosphere the feel in this podcast for some reason at all but you should

live that way you have entirely way too many good things going on for you and I know that [ __ ] I don't want to get

too [ __ ] therapeutic here but I know part of your demon is to beat yourself

up or or paint just this just this pessimistic perspective I know that

because I share that so it's very important to be aware of that and fight it you got too much good [ __ ] going on

in life have a quick uh therapeutic moment I was interning a Dev Jam at

19 so I started doing things at 20 that people at 25 28 were starting to

do so then I started thinking to myself when I saw these 28 25 year olds moving

to the next step I thought it 20 years old I need to follow them in those same steps that has always been my problem

but I was 20 years old my brain was not developed enough at that 28y old that's why he was making that step yes and I

just kind of shorted myself and said [ __ ] this I'm going to go do that but I wasn't ready and I think that's where a

lot of people that are I hate the word ambitious at this point it's been ran into the [ __ ] ground but have a lot

of goals fail mhm they get ahead of themselves and they think hey I did this already that means I can do the next

step that's that's a false sense of perception you don't have it all together you may have achieved something

but it happened quick that's exactly why I be wanting a nickel every time somebody in their 20s tells me that I'm

wrong I mean we do have some good points randomly but yeah no that happened to me

too and then I would compare to my older peers that got the bigger opportunities I'm like why the [ __ ] am I not getting that opportunity and I'd be staring at

their [ __ ] and what they're doing and stressing over that and then when i' get something good to me be it's not important it's not good enough because

they already did that and they got past that and then it took me a long time to realize you got to kind of put the blinders on and focus on your own thing

and yeah you should be more aware of that yeah you should be as aware of it as I am I can't wait till you're my age

so I could leech off you yeah and that was and that like I said that was like my mid that's why from 25 to 28 I I have

learned so much about just myself yo can I just interrupt and say I that would be so nice to have somebody to leech on

leech on start bartending no for like for real you ever just look how everything comes full circle yeah look

at that all the conversations it's like an episode of curb I mean I like that and that that's witty what you did there

but that would be so nice to just have somebody to like leech on or like a trust fund that's [ __ ] go get like a

rich [ __ ] a rich girlfriend Johnny told me this whole long story about some [ __ ] billionaire [ __ ] that he

[ __ ] met in uh Florida she's like 90 years years old no that's was flirting

with him gave him the number and Johnny with all his good characters sitting there talking about oh but I can't do

that what am I supposed to do said you [ __ ] idiot you're supposed to sin her her engrave the happiest woman ever what

is wrong with you I'll be a [ __ ] what do you call it if if that's a sugar mama and a sugar daddy what is it when you're

a sugar baby I think there's like a website it's yeah you're a sugar baby like episode six of this podcast we went

be had in a heartbeat I want to talk to feminist Twitter and put them all in Indecent Proposal uh I know some of

y'all are too young to even know that movie that's uh Michael Douglas Demi Moore that is a classic movie that is

when Michael Douglas stepped to Demi Moore's husband who was uh he was famous too who was that Kurt Russell or

somebody it wasn't Kurt Russell but anyway you know what the deal he said yo I want to [ __ ] your wife one night a million dollars what you going to do they was [ __ ] up and broke and made

for an excellent movie I be wanting to put feminist Twitter in that situation a million dollars no no no I be wanting to

know the number oh I be wanting to know the number I be want to talk to all the people with all the [ __ ] character

and all of these [ __ ] morals and all these wonderful amazing attributes and find out what their numbers is the husband in on it too there's so much

that I be wanting to know but I'm so glad what's the number to rethink the revolution like when are we going to

[Music] stop I wish I was Floyd for like a day

no he oh my God he got all his [ __ ] in Miami right now then I would find out then I I would be so ignorant God knows

who to make have money and snitched on a few [ __ ] that I follow on Instagram too who what a common thing on all the

[ __ ] Instagram blogs no she did it with I don't think she meant to what but you just going to see a bunch of women

on your feed all together in Miami and now know first of all it's spring I don't know why that's a they're literally recording it on alling too

much into it it doesn't matter that much if we had more time because that was a great segue for the [ __ ] of a night that

I ended up in Saturday Night [ __ ] with catfish uh [ __ ] from Instagram ooh catfish [ __ ] oh my God why are

you still getting caught up a situation for my friends for my friends for my friends for my friends for my friends

for my friends for my friends for my friends for my friends y'all y'all have

never been able to penetrate for my friends still y' there's no way to do it I've said for my friends now you reply

what can you say nothing to disprove that is for my friends you're [ __ ] lying women as a whole y'all are as

bright as y'all are there are several men key lies that y'all just have yet to penetrate for my friends is one of them

so now for my friends M now what I still don't believe you so it doesn't matter oh it doesn't matter I'm not trying I'm not trying to [ __ ] have you believe

me you definitely got catfished in 2016 no it's not about what you know it's about what you can prove and you can't prove that this is not for my friends

see how Petty my brain is out there listeners but anyway yeah so I'm not going to tell that story we don't have enough time to tell that story and that

exchange between M and I is exactly why some women feel it's difficult to speak to me yeah some women some people oh shut the

[ __ ] up Rory so you're not going to tell the story oh should I I mean we I didn't

know if we had enough time to even tell the story get into the Amber Beyonce thing as well oh I mean we don't have

all that time oh she did say that we got to pick one or the other br br and Han I wanted to talk about Chris Brown and

kuchi too yeah I want to talk about both well look where do we at all right so real quick we don't care about where we

at let's just talk real quick okay uh I'll save my story cuz that's not uh that's not important uh right this

second well well hold on we the last time he told a story at a live podcast yeah I'm not telling story I'm not doing

I'm not doing 100% I'm not doing it I plan on stting enough to have story down so this is my quick question to the

listeners and everyone out there um I uh am probably well documented as

having an affinity for thicker women for hoes I have thicker affect my d right thicker hes yeah no not if you have

Wi-Fi right thicker holes so got shook it's difficult for me to answer this question but I think the time has come

for us to ask if we have not already asked okay on a scale on a scale cuz I don't want to off

offend anyone on a offensive statement coming

offend them then what they're offended on a get them on a scale from I'm going to say

this fous on a scale of matchbook to Boris Cojo what you're

going to have to explain that more I don't even our viewers scale doesn't Boris Cojo have herpes I

the women hate when that happens that happens every time I say that they say well why do you say that for

has herpes didn't he like the spokes for herpes oh we don't want to spread that rumor but anyway listen how fire do we

think kari's boxes like honestly I think the time has come well skinny [ __ ]

they say could take really good dick well my theory is like hasn't the time come to ask that now kuchi probably does

have good box but I think Chris Brown's ego is more delicate than ki's box is fire and she's also like cuz we've seen

it with one guy like with Rihanna we have evidence that plenty of men have

gone nuts over her Rihanna box is up there with Erica Badu box but I think

kuchi also who else who else's box is uh who else's box is up there it's Erica

Badu at the top right yeah probably Erica hey baby I love Erica yeah I think

we any real [ __ ] loves Erica by by the way we need to get her on the podcast but anyway she lives in Texas so Erica

Erica by box is at the top tib tib top right Rihanna box is pretty up there too

I would say so yeah at the bottom of the barrel whether it's true or not we have Holly Berry okay that's

not you can make a point yeah all right let's just we're going to leave that we're not going to touch it well that I'm telling you I'm not telling you men

I get where you're coming from the perception I'm just telling you about perception I don't know Holly Berry I would love to meet her one day okay

she's a beautiful woman I'm just telling you about uh immature male perception all right bottom of the box and even not

immature it's kind of valid if a [ __ ] if you're that beautiful and that fine and that accomplished and that successful a [ __ ] just keep leaving you

all right that's what we're going with until I can disprove it okay and Holly if you would love to prove me

wrong uh number DM a real [ __ ] you know what I mean so anyway so that's the

bottom so in this middle tier who we who are we question where does kuchi fall here it has to be fire like Rory said we

we don't have enough tried and true we only have one guy but she's also been like super ride or die and taking care

of him and like from what I've read and again this is totally just internet F but she's done weird like the not thre

aren't weird but like [ __ ] his friends in front of him cuz he's into that [ __ ] like all that kind of stuff yeah but that's real [ __ ] [ __ ] I love that yeah

no it's dope hey that you're just a real [ __ ] I I I I get confused some of these new [ __ ] like the [ __ ] that were

raised by YouTube some of them like they [ __ ] up uh game for real [ __ ] out

there but he's clearly [ __ ] like he thinks he owns her because his [ __ ] response to her is like oh but how' you

get these famous friends how how how and you're straight to DVD movies and like what the [ __ ] is she supposed to be first of all any real woman would have

stayed and helped him raise that child cuz it takes a village to ra like he's acting like she's supposed to be forever

indebted to him like yes you put her on okay and now she's F supposed to be condemned because she's going to pick up

the pieces and [ __ ] continue on her career and do what she can one big piece of the puzzle you're missing here what

Chris Brown is mad talented so we don't give a [ __ ] about none of that [ __ ]

but so to your point I do believe that Chris thinks he made her and that is why his my argument is trumping yours nope n

it's true no we don't care you could be right for the next 20 minutes Chris Brown is talented and we will continue

to adore his talent right and his little [ __ ] weird stands will love Chris

Brown is one of the people that I I just go and buy it I really love Chris Brown too remember by the time you guys beefed over his bow tie um I really like such a

whack beef so corny who have you not beefed with right I'm beefed with like every and then his then then Chris

Brown's disc was like pump pump pump it up oh got you got you the [ __ ] out got

you Chris you did that uh I went to the movie theater last week and heard Pump

It Up playing for the meet the from the Meet the blacks texted cut out behind me I thought I was being trolled and it was

Pump It Up playing so while we are in the midst of our Pump It Up jokes uh they better cut my [ __ ] check yeah

word let me call my pish sh What movie did you see you should be meet the blacks like not as a joke won't it come

in your quarterly residual check when it when it comes and you look at the breakdown and all that [ __ ] still still

I want to see where it's at though I see I heard it do you is it like a big check for that movies yeah what about TV shows

well unless Joe's deal is [ __ ] well I've been fortunate enough to have my [ __ ] in like movies that I'm like the

bootleg I'm the bootleg Tyrese okay in that Tyrese is actually in movies and

Ty but no Tyrese is not just in movies okay Tyrese is is in two of the biggest

chains ever right Transformers M and uh Fast and Furious right so I'm like damn

he's living uh yeah no wonder he has been why do you think he's talking all of this [ __ ] [ __ ] to [ __ ] tank and

that's an interesting thing that I want to get that's that's an interesting thing that I want to get to too but so

I'm the bootleg him in the sense that pum you periscoping again Pump It Up haven't turned it off pump it up for me

was in Stomp the Yard and me and girls oh those two cut off it was in uh You

Got Served he he literally what I meant that's I said you got and me yeah exactly those

two movies never cut off Stop Camera me they just have played for the duration of my [ __ ] career yeah that's great I

love it I'm cutting this off well cuz like uh what you call it thing was just in the Simpsons last month and I was wondering that's probably a big check

right have your song on The Simpsons oh 1,000% shout to zombies 1,00% zombies

great um I'm rolling with karuchi [ __ ] is probably pretty fire man I'm rolling

with I'm ego and she's not my type of woman she's not my type of woman I'm not like physically attracted to her a lot

of the thinner women that you guys really love I don't I'm not don't kill

me for it it's my own personal preference I'm just not naturally

attracted uh to that body type doesn't mean I can't find them attractive like Rihanna's GQ cover what is that that she

just did she just did something real big vog I think something whatever it was

that [ __ ] looked like the like the first [ __ ] ever like God's greatest

woman well her sex appeal trumps her body type her sex appeal was sex appeal

they just want to lick her and you know she got fired [ __ ] was fighting in the club over I would [ __ ] Rihanna

everybody's [ __ ] Rihanna I wish I did there's a reason yeah what do you [ __ ] don't keep

running back to [ __ ] Rihanna [ __ ] is Jesus Mary and

Joseph and you know Drake did that work [ __ ] just to get back in there I feel like Amber's box is probably super F I

was going to say Amber is probably up there she just looks like it's great so what Kanye was was really hurt over that

[ __ ] that's true yeah I feel like Amber's up there and I feel like uh Kanye is still really hurt about it yeah yeah yeah ab and whz was super in love I

think his [ __ ] was just he was just well that's got to be a bad spot to be in for Kanye because um and I'm not going to

spend too much time talking about another rapper family because I'm just not that person however but since we're

here that said however since we're here well it don't take a genius to point out that Amber is a sex symbol at this point

in her career yeah for sure right which this would be a great segue into and anyone has seen Kim Kardashian sex tape

if they have seen it I have I was pretty bored it wasn't the greatest performance

not to say I know anything about how Kim Kardashian performs please TMZ don't misw word me but but if you want to put

our podcast on there miss word the [ __ ] out of people like that was the consensus on that was you were

slammed so now Kanye is in an interesting predicament where you have this woman who's worth a good good

billion dollars MH what not good billion okay that's good her family her likeness

her her everything everything like it's a good look it's a good look it is [ __ ] are getting married for uh

business purposes let's be clear I'm not saying Kanye did that but I can name a few [ __ ] that have gotten married for business purposes same way [ __ ] in

the hood just getting married with green cards hey marriage is a business nowadays people I hate to be the bear of bad news but that's what's happen so you

stuck between a great amazing look like some someone that's just amazing and probably some of the greatest Sex You

Ever Had that's an interesting predicament and I bet you Amber is more fun like just overall yeah with Amber he

was drinking honey on a carpet right that's fun like i' rather I would rather have fun in the relationship best Kanye

in the it was that Kanye is top let me be clear in this cuz this is

about to be Monumental like when Mark Jackson said to the Warriors had the best back uh shooting back cour ever so I want to be clear on this that

Kanye top five swaggy rappers ever I don't even use that word so swaggy let's

see you got to say Slick Rick you have to you have to MH you have to say big I

agree yeah after that who do we have to say I'm bad at this so don't kill me for for

you're going to disagree with me but not because of Jay-Z Jay-Z because he made

people switch fashion a lot I'm not saying he was the when he went out everyone's like oh we got a [ __ ] so

I'm not rolling with that he switched he switched Buton his own style though is not that's why he's not in this argument

because he wins in greatest Trend Setter uh ever camon camon camon camon I I

agree with Cam being in there yeah well Dip set as a whole yeah Dip set as a whole I'm throwing Dip set as a

whole cuz they were responsible for New York fashion for a long time I'm not

just talking about the pink [ __ ] I'm talking about the belt wallet talking [ __ ] Ed Hardy shirts all tight oh God

all the [ __ ] so glad I never bought into that Trend I bought into all of it um puffy oh yeah puffy oh puff 100% puff

puff uh sleeper puff might be like one where we're very biased cu no we're not

at five yeah you said Kanye big no no let's start let's we're ex excluding

Kanye now we said Slick Rick big big I took Jay-Z off yeah Dip set as a hole

Dip set as a hole didy puff and now we have I thought we were still is there anybody that we feel has to be there

before that Kanye probably so my sixth man is Ghostface ghost face is Swaggy

[ __ ] but that's my New York bias I think we should throw someone from Atlanta or the West Coast somewhere in

there 3 3K oh yeah all right so that Kanye is top 10 swaggy

I can't say he's top five but I did want to say to the other point though that when people kept saying that amember down downgraded from uh Kanye to Whiz

It's like a total that's another by the way kany relative too because Kanye Kanye's in that top five once Amber left

Kanye he was a different dude wait hold up how's he in that top five Kanye completely changed to this day how

people dress period oh stop okay you're changing my argument Within hipop changing my argument he just meant like

their swag not not their influence yeah we're going we were talking about that Kanye that was drinking Henny with Amber

before the red carpet like that's type of Swag he's not influencing other kids I'm talking about red carpet his

influence I don't think that I wanted to I don't think that Kanye and the Kanye today is the same Kanye at all I think

that's cuz Amber so I'm talking about just as far as Just Swag I thought the polo and the Louis backpack was ew I

thought that was swaggy he came with a whole different swag I is in that top

five yeah but yay is there I feel like K cuy should be there

now that's fashion no I feel like [ __ ] that's exact the same [ __ ] they

look be music I can make this argument but I'm not going to make it but but all right so forget about that you're

putting Kanye top swaggiest over who name the five again

over three stacks you'd put Kanye and he was our last name so let's do that three stacks well [ __ ] yeah yeah

all right go ahead I'm three sacks are standing there yeah dip set's definitely like wait then we said Slick Rick big

does he stay or go what you think we have to keep him there yeah he's [ __ ] I'm saying then we had big you will not

I know you like sensationalism and [ __ ] click sh I know you like it and

I know I just threw the alley up there don't fall for it please you're my man do not say that that

don't cuz I'm I'm not going to digify we just going to end the podcast and that will be it you're not moving big from

there so that's I mean he was only Gucci down to the socks but you know exactly

so that's big uh who did we say three stack Slick Rick dip

puff shiny suits man forget about puff right now is the [ __ ] best dress

every era puff for Mad Generations has been the best dress [ __ ] in the room I'm agreeing with puff I'm getting dipet

out of here no [ __ ] you I'm getting dip out of here Dipset was a reflection of

Harlem Swag like that they just dress like everyone else in Harlem Kanye was a

reinvented swag that we had never seen in regular hip hop culture at that time cam started to Pink [ __ ] on his

own no that's not true but yeah but your argument is flawed because once they

started dressing like that Wayne started dressing like that everyone started somewhat dressing like

that at that point that's my point which makes it not Regional yeah which makes it not New York Kanye is had a way

larger you're changing the cont but you just brought that into it no you did I'm replying to you we're having a great podcast this going to turn into a debate

no I'm only I'm only replying to you saying that the DI set influence was more so Regional that's all I'm replying

to I'm not starting a new point I was just replying to that Fab I was going to mention once we were done with this Fab

is top 10 cuz cuz Fab can keep up with every generation yeah Fab is top 10 I

was on Fab's Instagram page yesterday hey have you text about come to this podcast no cool thanks I have text Fab

but but about something else I was on Fab's Instagram yesterday and I was looking at a picture that he took of his

face and I was really mad at his [ __ ] face he still looks like he's [ __ ] 25 I know I was upset I was angry I know I

tell you guys why he looks like he's 25 years old so does Nas because H and Nas is a perfect one because he both of them

shaved with bevel n is actually an investor in thean you look at that and

what is Beville exactly wanted we tell the people I think Joe knows a little bit about Beville I want a list of all

Nas's Investments no Nas is he invest every time I he about Nas investing in

something it's always like something amazing his manager Anthony is one of

the smartest music managers period but off of that we'll talk about Nas and his Investments later oh

actually we'll talk about it now why don't we talk about wait did you like elmatic well then you'll love this then

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bevel.com tell them that I sent you with the code Joe free and if you've seen me

lately I'm sure You' said to yourself wow that guy's face looks remarkable and his skin is so smooth and symmetrical is

that what they said hopefully not if you said that stay a far to [ __ ] away from me and don't talk to me how does Joe

smoke three packs a day and have such great skin I'm so down to not smoking

three packs a day or one pack a day for that matter I'm proud of the progress that I'm making in that in that uh

universe so is there anything that we that we missed well we missed the Amber beyon I really enjoyed I really enjoyed

this podcast much better energy and just a flow much better flry flry okay I

might want to bring back a uh it's not a sleeper if it's a flowy record though but it's a sleeper because they're

sleeping on it now and the kids may not have ever heard it I have to find my song right now what record do I want to uh do I want to put out there for the

universe h y I was so jamming

earlier I would tell people to check out Kevin csum fell out of love but it's

only like an interlude version that he actually put out I had to press him in the studio one day for him to give me

the full length version that he never released that let's Le it let's Le it so I can't tell people to check that out that would be a

good leak I do want to leak that and [ __ ] I'm not perfect byman cuz amman's a piece of [ __ ] that never came

out oh long story I feel like I've heard it so many times of course you have heard it so many times I don't know but

yeah um so what do you guys have a song I yeah I thought you guys were gonna oh

no I'm not I'm so not prepared to go just yet oh well mine is more again I'm going with the EP I'm cheating again but

it's a really short EP so I'm going to consider it's only five songs um the artist I'm probably going to pronounce her name wrong uh noo Nao Nao uh her

February 15th EP is phenomenal um it came out I don't know maybe like seven months ago but it's great and you should

listen to it I will put the link in the description and you can jam tomorrow m

is now looking for a tie dollar so no Joe is now looking for anything no uh my

my sleeper song is they and it's a song called back it up they is

dope what kind of song is that it's like a singy song that sounds like some [ __ ] I kind of think we need to add

like a snippet into these feel like we do need I don't want to hear a snippet of they no they're

dope yeah this is just saying it's kind of weird there needs to be a snippet we should do Snippets though can I play a little snippet of it do you have to yes

play now I liked M's tial signed sleeper one week um and the kids were [ __ ] loving NE the my NE the phoh sleeper too

[Music] sounds good so far I know my

[Music]

[ __ ] I'll do 30 [Music]

[Applause] seconds thank back it up I'm into it

want the aux oh cuz I have to play something pass me the ax no cuz I think that means that I have to take my phone

out of this [ __ ] case yeah see that's why I hate doing that all right well we'll just play your snippet in our

minds oh fine I'll take it out the case cuz I hate to be the party pooper here yeah you are being that Rory shut the

[ __ ] up Rory there was another guy that I figured out that you look like and now I don't remember who it is I look like a

leprechaun she thanks he definitely looks like uh the what's the guy's name bav

vuchi Steven bonavi y know the crazy white guy with the [ __ ] red beard and

the red hair that [ __ ] Earth slam somebody's got a show on one of those channels I literally you guys oh my God

wait a minute all right so we're going to do this and then we have to get into something else really quickly because I

forgot so forgot to mention this and I'm way too excited about it so where's the

[ __ ] song I just had oh you know what I'll do I want to do Marcus Kenny okay

that's what I want to do so let me find that song If you have ever been on my Periscope or Blog TV or Ustream you have

100% heard this song um because I play it often this is just such a [ __ ]

great yeah all the sappy lightskin I lost my [ __ ] songs I love them oh yeah shocker shock shut the [ __ ] up

Rory oh don't tell me that baby is he cute he sounds like he's cute

don't break nope he's not cute

I can't argue with you it's all relative as soon as as soon as I hear him sing the hook we can cut him off but that's

when you hear feeling I need songs with feeling oh he's taking too long let me

fast forward oh here we go oh come on

oh oh my God whoever he talking to that good [ __ ] too let's go oh Jesus so

that's Marcus Cy stay in love this is not a new record at all this is years old but every time I play it is this

just a good [ __ ] music good music every time I play it I wish I had a x that I

missed is it my is it my go yeah it's your go I'm done okay unplug your aux yeah I'm done I already said who mine

was I'll play the record golden it's not as sappy and sad as Joe is more of a good weather record why would I ever

want to play a good weather record it's the summer time get some [ __ ] [ __ ] and go home what what that's the little

beat your button this teach your buttons oh yeah he killed you too mad people killed

you I'm not going to break the mic stand and scream over it like Joe does

with loud not loud over here yeah my

vibrate no that's just your vibrator vibrating I don't use one that's

probably a problem with [Music] you so that's it this song sounds pretty

cool it is the whole EP is good EP is called February 15th uh her name is n o

I don't know how to pronounce it and I'm not going to try now that sound like that sound like a song that that was

playing in purple rain in that club in Minnesota and Prince walked in and watch them perform it it sounds like one of

those why don't I know the name of that club that they performed in so this was a pretty good podcast I enjoyed it uh oh

really quick I just want to say since we're leaving here I find it amazing and I say this as uh someone as as an adult

of age who remembers this time and I continue to talk about it on this podcast I think it is amazing the job

that they are doing with this OJ [ __ ] oh I can't I'm I am rushing from this podcast to go home and situate myself

for this OJ [ __ ] the cast is phenomenal the acting is phenomenal the editing is

phenomenal I can't begin to sing to say enough uh to sing this Show's PH down to set design it looks identical like

that's the part that bugged me out two weeks ago it's so it's it's like no it

looks like no everything about everything you're looking at is 9s everything top to bottom they didn't

miss a beat so I'm rushing home to that and I'm just in awe of that because you

know what's going to happen um you were there makes it even better though even I

remember watching that race you're that [ __ ] compelled to something that you know the result of I put so many people

on last week uh two new Watchers were watching it and you know now because the trendy thing to do is to talk about the

[ __ ] or cases period after making of a murder on Netflix but uh so how many epis is it what the this series this OJ

series I don't know going they're on seven tonight tonight is the seventh episode and I love they surprise me

every single time it's like getting head when you didn't expect it there's always an extra 15 minutes at the end like it goes hour just when I thought it was

ending yes every week I'm like it's like when you nut and she keeps sucking like it's the greatest ending ever like yo

it's only 10:44 yo use that on Fox by the way um yeah so that that that show's

coming on tonight they're doing an amazing job I'm rushing home to watch it and there are a million documentaries

and things of that nature floating around uh I know D line has their version out that they I watched that was

pretty good this one did a real good job the one on FX that showed it looks like it should not be on FX At All by the way

that show should be on another network but this show did a really good job of

uh touching on some of the minor [ __ ] that maybe were glossed over or wouldn't

have been touched over on some of the other documentaries like that that Mara [ __ ] hair thing oh my God that was

really a big deal and I didn't see that to touched on on the DAT line uh OJ

special that they did or another one that I saw uh that came out prior to all of these I didn't see that either so

they just doing a good job all around the board salute to the cast my only gripe in the beginning was like I couldn't really see Cuba as OJ but he

doesn't really talk that much like he kind of the main character is not OJ Simpson which I think was the case with

the trial too it was certainly more on the the team of lawyers than it was them you kind of just saw it I to hear I'm

sorry my law know the ringtone yeah no I totally agree with everything you're saying so we're going to rush out of here to go uh go check out the OJ [ __ ]

um Daredevil comes back uh this month this month the new season of Daredevil

on Netflix make sure you get that I say that because I uh asked a few podcasts ago when that's going to come back and

the the [ __ ] Netflix Gods heard me so that's back uh what else is coming anything else happening this weekend

just uh we will be at South by on Saturday let's get that plug out come join us laugh with us uh argue with us

talk about your feelings maybe we'll do a bit of crying I'm going to do a lot more we'll have some cocktails I'll probably have some thought stories to

tell we'll SK church in the morning it'll be like an Irish Christmas I'm going to do a lot more uh interacting with the crowd no matter how much you

guys annoy me yeah yeah I think that's I think that's fun that's the fun part of a live show yeah and they will annoy me

I'm certain of it no let's be in High Spirits that day well I me I'll be in High Spirits yeah and then that way you can get you get less annoyed when you're

I'll super be on High Spirits the thating I'm doing Friday night well don't out thought yourself don't come on

an empty tank I think I'm going to out thought you though I'm about to go in and Aus no way cuz all my [ __ ] is better than anybody you [ __ ] with

actually no and all my dudes are going to be in Austin at the same time you could never out bot me cuz your quality

is Mega we no my quality is A1 AJ I'm mad y'all are comparing Joe's [ __ ] to

M's dudes like it's such an odd comparison I know it's not even the same yeah yeah I'm having a who dick whock

way whacker yeah with someone that's just crazy my ego all right so I had a blast we're getting out here I'll see uh

some of you lovely people this Friday in Austin I mean this Saturday in Austin March 19th my apologies uh I may or may

not see some of you people at uh the Henny paloa La shindig uh on the 26th of this month tickets are actually really

close to being sold out so I don't even really need to plug it but if you do want to go I'd buy your tickets now at heny pua.com oh so I thought I was being

a good friend though [ __ ] Thea [ __ ] March 26 you ain't got to go they don't need they don't need no more body they

Gucci my [ __ ] you I mean and that's that M uh yo uh it's real you know what

I mean sloppy toppy so wait what's your name m is it mty the body squared if you

have more body coming no I just want to make that like a thing even if it's wish had more body coming yeah but in my

story maybe you can okay uh so then it would be M the body and and my the more

body more body I like that I like myty more body more body I like it I like mty more

body we're going to go with that one why did you come in this week like which is great because I I should show you a picture of mty Moore uh in La who's on

my Instagram somewhere with the fattest ass in the universe so that's pretty funny that's kind of cool yeah like more yeah I'm just I've been losing weight

though but I'm wearing baggy clothes until I can Deb I see you trying to get your summerbody right yeah I'm trying see what's going on looking like a

little thy huh Jim Rory huh you're really [ __ ] up Jim Rory you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I'm out of

here bye y'all