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enjoy the show I know I said we're not going to talk about Kanye and here we are again we might want to put this at

the beginning of the episode the same way them [ __ ] said they wasn't going to talk about me no more just don't believe nobody when they say

it hey I was wrong I lied we gotta open up with Kanye

so let me get a little cool little intro song in okay okay and then we'll get

right to what I think is the funniest this is the oh [ __ ]

oh man no crap

oh man yeah man I'm back in my r b Zen Vibe man I killed that amp show yesterday shout

out to the Empire shout out to all the beautiful ladies list and you know what the [ __ ] time it

is DJ verified on the ones and twos they still coming in y'all the line is

wrapped around the corner we got free drinks all the way up until 2 A.M 2 A.M

what the [ __ ] that's a generous near that club

hey open bar get anywhere you need to be yes they will right back oh no exclusive

guest list exclusive guest list okay it's the private party all right now we talk yeah hit me for the location

yeah I mean you can't just bump it you can't just walk in here from the street microphone check one two what is this I

don't know which Joe I'm giving them today so [ __ ] it we just have it two intro songs

it could be r b old school kick back cookout burgers and franks or or it

could be something else this [ __ ] keep running they [ __ ] hold up man my gunshot

oh did I tell y'all my [ __ ] funny story oh no I didn't tell you yeah I'll turn this down for a little bit tell

y'all see this is why I get the [ __ ] out of here the other night I'm in [ __ ] not the other night this was a few weeks

ago I gotta stop moving around like I be moving around I only been telling you this for a minute now I don't see how I

I miss a lot I mean I'm sitting there at the bar at the

little strip club sell to everybody over there I won't name it but I uh right I'm at the corner of the bar too

there's like four [ __ ] on the other side of the bar and one of these type songs came on

so the [ __ ] start just throwing up all types of hand signs at me but he was only like two feet away he was like

right here we could have shared a drink so he and I don't know what none of it mean so

I gave him a hand sign back uh that's my idea God bless hey God bless you know

God bless you yo now God bless you you'll know what that might mean man no

no no no it worked because then he was like yeah I salute feel you he kept doing all of this [ __ ] yo respect come

over here okay and I just kept Yo God bless this

works no this works this works all right God blessed write that down

Christmas I mean I guess it could have not worked it could have went the other way

hey who's singing this song who's telling truth about your gang [ __ ]

the guy is getting hyped for nothing you ain't gonna set it on nobody no this might have said it no I'm not

you won't follow up shut up I'm not setting [ __ ] stupid you won't even follow up if we

say

[Music] [Applause] [Music] feels good to be here it does feels good

to be present I feel like a vacation but where it feels good to be alive I feel

like we just came off a vacation this is so much [ __ ] happened it's cause you don't be doing no work that's what it is

I see you [ __ ] and feel like weeks it's good yeah all right well millions

of people are listening now so hello guys good to see you let's let's wake it

up the sound alert huh the [ __ ] is going on man what episode is this back there 573 I believe welcome to episode 573 of

the Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host Joe Button here with a few really

really really great guys Antoine ant whoa

It's just here fine yo yo at what age do we get to stop calling people their tag

names oh I'm trying to figure that out myself for real I might do it on my 40th do a drop to the tag name [ __ ] if you

come in here with your legal I don't care I can't wait okay tough guy

it ain't tough guys that [ __ ] I'm asking y'all that's a pretty cool name

I see what you did yeah oh I ain't even no you did cool names

how many more years do I have to call you ish you ice and you Parks Parks is my name no Corey the only [ __ ] I call

his name all right Cory ain't cool I guess and we don't know if that's his name

what construct yo fam like imagine I'm still calling me

Mouse right now yo what's your point we got to grow up one day y'all all

right well I mean all right all right fine Parks whatever names you [ __ ] want to

come up with for yourself young boys in the back what's up what up what up what up yeah all right Madonna's a doof

I've been saying it for a little while this is this podcast is gonna sound like

a Deja Vu podcast I got at least I got at least four topics I'm bringing back up because I'll be right about [ __ ] and

nobody wants to admit it John Moran Ben Simmons the caller of the night terrible

to foul Ben Simmons out of the game in Memphis ice dislikes Ben Simmons so we

skipping him gentlemen horrible disgust though very cool

especially at that point in the game that's an important game that's a horrible I go back to my original question should John Morant in year four

get that type of whistle he should get calls but that was nobody should get that yeah it's a bad call period Michael

Jordan shouldn't get that whistle that wasn't a foul bro that's not a foul okay so your new

answer to that question is no because the other day no John was not no

what I said y'all thought I had y'all thought I was coming in here with like some New York Knicks

Tyson Hold You [ __ ] listen fire for the things you say on this part listen

that's a bad keeping it but that was a no call that was a bad call bro after the podcast I want to see your

account after the podcast all the houses all of them in the hotels [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

oh those two yeah I want to see everything

oh yeah oh no we're getting back to Parks Mills anyway yo so your new answer to this

question is no John Morant should not get that my answer don't change yeah that was that was not a nobody gets

there you should get that call it has nothing to do with John Moran yeah it's not a John Morant issue it's just a nobody issue

your [ __ ] pod voices out of you listen to me y'all know that Superstars

get calls all right so can y'all get that [ __ ] y'all so nobody can stop some people get indeed they get

Superstars wild whistles yeah I'm saying so we don't have to do that you're right nobody should do that officiating should stay consistent all around the board

you're all right I'm not even saying that I'm not saying that at all that's not even a superstar call that

was just a bad call period you could be the 12th man Off the Bench and got that call and that's a [ __ ] up call it's

not a call based on John Morant status that's a [ __ ] it's a bad call no matter what

they're not calling that on the 12th man Off the Bench that's doing that same play-ish that could be Steph Curry that

could be LeBron that could be KD that could be anybody that's a terrible ass they're calling is what I'm saying what

I'm saying to y'all is the same thing I said the other day because I don't want it to sound like I'm arguing this point I am uh I am foreshadowing

it's the season yes that is what's going to continue to happen for another 39 games in Memphis

for John you think they had the rough meeting at the beginning of the Season said give them all them I think the refs went in the locker room and asked John

Moran for autograph after the game like they did with Mike Adams that's what I think and I want to talk about that one too

and I and I don't want this to sound like they shouldn't asked him for the autograph after that game

I follow John Moran on Instagram I love John Moran's game I don't want it to sound like this is something that is not

anti-job because that's my guy but that can't happen and I still say he

does he he deserves Superstar calls I'm still standing on that story he is

damn near the the second face of the next generation of NBA so yes yeah but

they might be contradicting yourself if if you say that that call that we're talking about shouldn't happen see I'm

saying that call shouldn't happen no matter who it is but that's ignoring that it's going to happen for a select

group of people if that has to happen all right yeah yeah and if that has if that has if that

call has to happen for the superstars like you said they call it for Steph Curry if he's in that okay then yes okay

I will be here to remind you

you know where she at oh

excuse me you're right it's part of me okay how come you only you get to be

that [ __ ] what I said you're right thank you all right come on let's do it 400 let's get messy

I'm well aware we good um said Madonna's a doof and a hater it

just all might have been right yeah come on let's we'll get to all that [ __ ] come on that's what you start come on come on no that's just me adding some

suspense at the beginning like what's to come a little foreshadowing yeah yeah I know where the

hell we starting all right Let's Do It cast is back the Kanye cast is back the

Kanye cast is back wait what is today oh [ __ ] all right this is the Wednesday part this is important part

I don't know why that is [ __ ] news like I know the weekend was long too like a long rainy you know what

I mean weekend it wasn't really nothing it wasn't ready Saturday Ian Jewel's beautiful wedding oh thank thanks Mike

Woods

not too much on Mike Wood yo dead ass uh Kanye West

has been on the tears too much to even report Google it yourself he's been all

over the place uh details to note uh Balenciaga has cut ties with him

who else cut ties we'll get to Adidas last because that's the biggest Def Jam Def Jam said they

cut ties with him I haven't seen a follow-up report on that so I don't know and I yeah I haven't checked up on these

things I know sometimes companies get to uh consumer facing but

these [ __ ] might be for real I heard that they dropped uh good music like they they cut ties with good music

so in essence you cutting ties with him he said his contract was fulfilled after Dondo yeah that's what I'm saying but

the good music imprint who is on good music push is still over there oh please I thought no I thought they uh you gave

him his [ __ ] back then what yeah he put the signature y'all know where nobody is you remember

when that happened where thank you Kanye for giving me my right it's still dry is

distributed by depth here which is push his last album is what I'm telling you is that Pusha T has been in that Def Jam

building as Pusha T for however many years his relationships in the building

don't don't go sour because good good music he might be a good music act but

that's the last of it it's almost done all still good music and all that means is that's what I'm gonna go hit Kanye

for Beats and we have something that says I have to I'm going to put this here but in terms of good music as a

roster who else is there it ain't what it was in yeah 2013 or whatever not at all

Tiana says she retired TTM oh that's not true

um uh who else Big Sean what I think well he just said he don't know when he's coming back to music anywhere and I

think he's been off these are all [ __ ] that the label ain't about to be two chains which is I

think jam now yeah all right so Def Jam cut ties and even

if ties were already cut we got to make an announcement now CA agency double A

yeah and Adidas last to the party

but the well the big one you're here now Forbes shut up Forbes what do Forbes know fours

don't know [ __ ] Forbes told him he was he told them they was wrong initially yeah you don't think Forbes knows no no

now I think that if they're not right now they'll be right at some point oh

yes but I think that's just common sense I think Forbes just thirsty and want to get in the mix right now mind your

[ __ ] business mind your business agree with that that's how they do what do y'all say

I have a bunch of different opinions but good all right so let me get mine out the way

earlier this entire debacle

proves true one of my long-standing theories about staying out of trouble

it's also one of the funniest things about this entire chain of events

all of this started because he wouldn't go to bed

what you mean it was late he was on his way to bed he

said yeah it was late night I'm going to bed but when I wake up oh okay let's see

I got you I'm gone buddy

all you had to do take it down let's go to sleep

yo sometimes going to bed keep you out of a lot of trouble man just get some

sleep whatever you thinking that night you might not think that in the morning just get a little rest

smoke some whatever you got to do take off them pills jerk off this man [ __ ]

for men to do to help men go to sleep because only men know all the [ __ ] that we got to go to sleep with from that we

deal with in the world you're right go to [ __ ] bed but he wouldn't go to bed

gotta get a tweet off he had to get a tweet off and now here we are

that's my take you should have went to bed looking at me for mine

he [ __ ] around and found out that's all it is

you kept [ __ ] around okay you I place a lot of this blame

on us oh my God who's us who's us who's us

our [ __ ] Dollar in a tank of a chicken culture come on Pokémon he's paying

dollar please I'm making it racy our cash happy I don't have it all right okay all right I don't care okay all

right um that's Joe Button [Music] there you go stealing again

I know no but but come on why why is this our

fault as a people because we let like we we empowered this [ __ ] by just when he oh my God dogs

when he went off on his [ __ ] about the slavery as a choice and all that other [ __ ] we turn a blind eye that will lead

a person to begin to think that they're Invincible like oh I could say whatever oh I could piss anybody off everybody

empowered him it wasn't just us yeah but I don't think that wasn't just us yeah but

we was the ones who could have reeled him back like he had people you don't think so

go ahead I'm listening I got a couple different views I think that um

the money gives you a false sense of power okay Money Power Respect the power ain't

in the money the power's in the relationships he don't have none he's just a rich [ __ ] with no relationships

and they're going pow pow your dumb ass and show you that you ain't hear him talking to Pierce Morgan

he told Pierce Morgan you make more money than me he was like no he said so you should shut up and let me talk

basically you can't talk to people like that because you got bread and I think that

the powers that be about to show them yeah you got that money [ __ ] we gonna snatch it right back or we gonna snatch

you up they just did he got his money still dude but now you are in limbo you get what I'm saying so

now they're going to power power think about making a lot of money you got to make a lot more money to maintain

that a lot of money relationships dog are the power when I could pick up the phone or call

Joe and I say yo dog you know somebody over at blah blah y'all need to get this

pushed through that's that's a relationship that's power they are picking up the phone on his ass and

saying cancel that [ __ ] what's the dude Ari Ari something uh

some music dude he's supposedly they said that he put the word out like

yo cancel this [ __ ] and so now you gonna start seeing the dominoes fall off of phone calls yeah I

love it that's what they said they said what's his name Ari Emmanuel Aria Manuel William Morris

yeah so they cancel them don't they make cigarettes no no that's Philip Morris

yo my second point is um and this I told y'all I agree with some

of that [ __ ] he's saying but I don't agree with some of it yeah what I know we got money I want this podcast we got

money baby to make what I'm saying is very clear I'm definitely what do you think what I want what I want the world

to do now is the next time somebody comes out and says something negative

toward us or anybody else I want the world to be in an outrage the same way they are in an outrage over his negative

ignorant comments and see that's where my that's what my phone came from yeah you put a dog in it too I got one come on put it in there I got five you're

making a racist 2023 no more races it ain't even race I'm I'm getting extra snuggling with all whites

you're gonna make it racy no I'm not I'm just saying the same way that we find as a people I don't like that I don't like

the argument as a race as a people as human beings right because we are the

human race so if somebody says something negative toward

parks and the world goes crazy like that's [ __ ] up Parks is a good dude nobody should do that the same time

somebody say something negative toward ice we should all feel the same outrage let me and that kind of lends to his

point a little bit that you disagree listen listen let me tell you let me tell you why what my problem is with

that yes I kept seeing that argument where was all of this when he was making these comments about uh black we was we was

mad a lot of us wasn't the world I'm not talking about us but wait talk about the

world but the image we send to the world if we ain't got a problem with it how we expecting y'all to have a problem with

it but if you're standing up to your issue if you're standing up for fairness and Justice because again it's just not

the group that he singled out that's an outrage The World Isn't outraged that don't necessarily that particular

religion is not the only people that are outraged other people are outraged too and they are identifying it as some [ __ ]

[ __ ] which it is cool I'm with it it's [ __ ] [ __ ] but the same time when

something [ __ ] [ __ ] happens it ain't even got to be the blacks it could be the Asians it could be the Hispanics they could be the whomever I want the

world to band together like they doing for this and have the same man that's all I'm saying we got to stand the [ __ ]

up for us first true and stop waiting for everybody to do it for us I agree I'm not even and that's my beef

I'm putting it on blacks because when he diss blacks it was still [ __ ] running around though I'm still [ __ ] with

Kanye I'm still supporting Kanye this and the third but now you want everybody else to get mad for you

why the [ __ ] was where was this outrage when he said these comments about blacks well why weren't you black why you

blacks us sure why wouldn't the blacks outrage all of us should have been outraged not some and we bought and we

bought donda and we came in here I called it album of the year true so he's sitting right there but look we sitting

there willing to look turn the Blind Eye to the [ __ ] when he dissing us sure he's right so

now when he dissed them they didn't turn the blind out to the [ __ ] they they never did that they never do never you

want me to not listen to donda or the Don Q freestyle bro you trying to take all my hip hop

that's really that's how you really get some change we just be so willing to let

that [ __ ] slide all the time he's right and now look what this is what happens and that I'm totally with them yeah like

every other year different fashion design I come out and put some [ __ ] out about us they won't do it about them

we'll do it for two months and guess what we'll be back to and you can't wait to go away let me tell you I could be

wrong I don't see the whole Jewish Community tweeting and talking and getting mega

phones and making a lot of noise I don't see none of that you don't have to you

ain't here with Michael rapper said yeah man Michael Rampart says something about everything they don't no Michael Rapaport said yo everybody got everybody

phone number and them [ __ ] will have a [ __ ] uh uh a chain letter they ain't

got it they don't got [ __ ] I gotta do that [ __ ] on the timeline and under that why they gotta be on the megaphone when that nigga's starting to get canceled

and dominoes is falling see and that's why I like what is saying they just take action true I know they

just oh wait he did what if I I'm trying to yeah I'm gonna leave it alone because I

don't know I don't I'm not I'm fine to say I don't know yeah I don't know you don't have to have a ticket this ain't our area [ __ ] expertise

okay yeah I'm just going to tap out they're gonna they show them pow pow

I like how fast it took action indeed I mean [ __ ] up that has happened in the one of ours but I mean the [ __ ] should

have went a bit I'm when you do it to yourself yeah

you did that [ __ ] to yourself ain't nobody do that to you like you said you could have just went to bed my question because I want to

keep I don't want to keep talking about Kanye my question to y'all and hey let me pull up that press

release that Adidas put out because my question to y'all is Will Adidas

continue to sell Yeezys under the name Yeezy I don't think it'll be under the name easy

that's a good question they kind of addressed it I don't think it'll be under that name they didn't address it

to me what I've read was hey we own all this [ __ ] and the new colorways coming out we got some heat coming I'll just

dropped that just tells me they gonna sell some shoes right but are y'all gonna continue to associate the shoe

with his branding like this is what I'm asking I wouldn't be surprised to change the name yeah

do people still purchase these things if they change the name probably no the value probably Rises actually

no the value gonna rise on old ones yeah you're not Rising on your new ones if they drop [ __ ] we gonna put man new old

ones out yeah no but I'm saying under the underlying now y'all doing turquoise yeah you're about to go like the Jordan

threes the cement threes but if they put it under another name not Yeezy it's not

going to hit the same I don't

two three weeks ago they said they own the Yeezy name

I don't know hey yo dog people could do anything you sign for that's what lawyers are for that is exactly what

lawyers you can't say they cannot do nothing you sign that we can we can and

I'm pretty sure that's what took them so long to say something they were going through everything looking to see what we got and what we can do and that's

gonna be a problem see he probably can too I don't know that you don't know that

you signed over a certain [ __ ] when you start getting them billions you signing over somebody tough to feel bad for him

when he's literally on whatever interview he was saying I can literally say whatever I want an

Adida can't do nothing yes he said that yeah he said nothing I

can say anti-semitic [ __ ] and there's nothing they could do about it it's almost like he dared him he did there

yeah some people are saying that that was his course of action to separate himself from them so he's being as outrageous as possible to get out of

these to get out of the deals but you have to also have foresight to see what

other deals can you get into when you alienate everybody and they know you are a wild card bro it's hard

for somebody to come align themselves with you he was sitting this talking this Balenciaga [ __ ] damn they're worshiping them and they said screw

quit take your mouthpiece out [ __ ] yeah there was a point in time where I thought that he might be doing all this

to uh get away from deals but the problem is you can't do everything yourself and not just that where you

gonna get the next deal from that's what I mean that's my point yeah so now if I'm if I'm New Balance so if I'm Puma or if I'm Pony or if I'm [ __ ] stalking

me I'm not aligning with you to search the first disagreement we have you gonna go public or if I'm the hottest designer

or uh uh engineer or whatever the [ __ ] in the world I don't know if I'm running

over there for that let me read uh the press release that Adidas put out for the people that did not see it

Adidas does not tolerate anti-Semitism and any other sort uh any other sort of

hate speech yay's recent comments and actions have been unacceptable hateful and dangerous and they violate the

company's values of diversity and inclusion mutual respect and fairness

after a thorough review the company has taken the decision to terminate the partnership with yay immediately end

production of Yeezy branded products and here's the big one stop all payments to

yay and his companies see they found something a little loophole

they don't even write this if they didn't go find something see what it well somebody

he owns the trademark for Yeezy that's the case but Adida is the sole owner of

the design rights to all the products so it's like yeah you got the name you

got that yeah that means man we don't care about that right that's why I think they will do this but to stop it's not

true it's not true that's not true which part I can only trademark to Pepsi my

contract says now Joe owns the trademark to Pepsi what happens I'm the legal registered owner of that

trademark and Joe can sign a contract with me saying going forward all Pepsi Wright's name likeness all that [ __ ] are

now Joe's so then do you still own it yeah you're going yeah you're on the trademark you can't [ __ ] do nothing

with it I'm saying it don't mean nothing anyway yeah so so wait in your example wait hold on let me just so I'm going to

try to understand this right and your example with with Joe with Pepsi he can still put [ __ ] out under Pepsi name he

only in this case in this case do they even want to put easy on any of their [ __ ] probably not

yeah but we know this brand is worth this much and we stand on diversion and inclusion and all of this and yeah they

might still come back out they even put out something for the shareholders

saying that based on quarter four yeah based on this yeah oh really good

apartment awesome thank you appreciate you guys uh and stop all payments to yay in his companies Adidas will stop the

Adidas Yeezy business with immediate effect this is expected to have a short-term negative once they get to

talking to the shareholders and the investment like the lawyers did what they had to do this is expected to have

a short-term negative impact of up to 250 million on the company's net income in 2022 given the high seasonality of

the fourth quarter Adidas is the sole owner see they didn't stop they just kept Adidas is the sole owner of all

design rights to existing products as well as previous and new colorways Under The partnership more information will be

given as part of the company's upcoming Q3 earnings announcement on November 9th 2022.

um they just came out with a color the other day stone or some [ __ ] no I'm just saying

they came up with a color the other day and I don't I don't even remotely see them

yeah we changed our mind we changed our mind we're gonna now put out some old [ __ ] with some new colors

we own the 350.00 we own whatever we're gonna put them shits back out and still

calling it easy what are you gonna do are you saying another name whatever they come up with they saying that

they're gonna stop production of the old [ __ ] [Laughter]

is the

this Monopoly when you let it [ __ ] yes exactly and you letting a hold of

deed yeah it's like and you might want to Mark those you don't say yeah and Mark that [ __ ] was talking about earlier

too about some of his views and ideologies Yo Dogs

yeah I I could see them saying next year quarter one yeah we're gonna put a couple colors out

go and see how to test the water I think they're coming they're gonna be called the the YZ 105s or whatever the [ __ ]

like they're gonna test these yellow tops [ __ ] and I mean I hate to be this

guy but I mean it's who I've shown myself to be for 42 years oh this guy's behavior is erratic it's

abnormal and it looks away under the light yo I hope that the people that love him and

are in contact with him can go and wrap him in your warm embrace

because if I got to speculate and I see some a couple people saying it too don't say I ain't gonna say it all right I'm

not gonna say it thank you yeah yeah but communication is just putting a thought in somebody else's head so I probably

[ __ ] up anyway so you probably know what I'm saying out there I hope that don't happen anyway uh rest in peace to

Leslie George Jordan rest in peace I had a health problem

while he was driving that's some scary [ __ ] that's scary though crashed into the divider or inside of the building

so I just want to say thoughts and prayers to his family friends fans loved ones

and that's that man good guy good funny guy um what else what else you gentlemen got

for me come on I'm fired up you got me fired up [ __ ]

you're trying to call some division between those parts I saw the big parks no I saw the bait so

um come on what you guys you got some goodies over there I know you do I know but did you see uh your man Alec Baldwin

post his picture oh yeah let's get right to it yeah another one another one I I hit you as soon as I saw

it I was just like all right cousin why y'all can't never just say yo joe be right

posted a picture of the young white lady that he murdered

with the caption one year later [Music] not prayers not I'm sorry not damn this

[ __ ] is [ __ ] with me still I can't sleep I'm in therapy yo I can imagine

how a family is feeling right not none of that one year later to that you gentlemen say

what cause let me tell you how mine and Ice conversation went I say you

I was here he said yo you seen Alec Baldwin post that [ __ ] was wild

now I'm confused reading that and I say so I'm killing her wasn't why

oh [ __ ] but the post is wow and he doubled down yeah cause you don't

post no [ __ ] like that after you under investigation and you killed somebody and I said that sound like all the

reasons why killing someone is wild so let's hear it from let's hear it from

the boys that's a terrible that would be you gentlemen that was a terrible a horrible

ass post that was terrible and as much as I stopped couldn't make the post if he was in jail

well you guys are good I'm about to say yeah yeah but then we just have to take his phone take his little iPad and hit

the lawyer yo he got an iPad on there come on coming no home huh he's getting

bail well I would like well be processed oh okay go get processed some fingerprint yeah

sometimes just the processing part is annoying well they can man they could drag it out I don't even do Ink No More

they don't hell no that's it hold up man hold up yo yo man

a little glass your Round of Applause to me yo Round of Applause to me I ain't been

arrested in so long because he just reminded me that I have not been arrested

and so many yeah double up double my [ __ ] Applause yo [ __ ] are you talking

about [ __ ] you [ __ ] talking about what are we clapping at y'all ain't been locked up because I don't know the

listen I don't know the procedure the new tech it's not digital now yeah ain't no ink

it's like a mirror it's been like that it's like clear glass it's like a copy machine it's like going to clear

blue that's the most demoralizing part or

used to be the most demoralizing part of getting arrested when the [ __ ] sheriff or whoever locked you up and

they're coming to put his hand over yours and direct where your fingers should be going for the prank yo dog get

off my hand yo you don't control where my fingers go to get the print right get off me dog

all that [ __ ] that's true hey when the cops poop pull behind me while I'm driving even though I don't be driving

too often but when I'm driving oh the heart don't beat all fast at all

yo it's a different feeling when you know all your paperwork is legit that's a fact this is a different feeling I mean no it does feel good that's one of

the beauties of Aging the right way now on the flip side of that and you can

have weed on him so that little part of the heart palpitation that you get in the Whiteboard yeah

you've been the Club Privilege for my whole life buddy oh [ __ ] flip

side of that I woke up at 5am and every little step I take my ankle was dying to break I can feel it I don't know if it's

arthritis that's just your ankle now I don't know what's happening don't you was listening to Bobby Brown that was stupid for Real uh anyway so

you gentlemen have to say what on Alec Baldwin I think that um just posting that without something sentimental

without something um you know along those lines is a little

it's a prime example of people need to shut the [ __ ] up yeah it's a little cross it's a little cries you made better time not posting [ __ ] yeah

absolutely delete your Instagram in fact I agree totally I agree you don't need it horrible tasteless

crass all that all that

that's it [ __ ] you ain't gonna get no more yeah no what he really wanted Joe you was

right well no I can see y'all not conceding that because maybe y'all don't feel like

he should be in jail no so that's fine I do feel like he needs to be he should have been process arrested let go bail

out go do something manslaughter I don't care what the intent was we don't have to have that argument again

but you know like this [ __ ] is still a difference because there's nothing nobody's gonna go somebody has to go because there's nothing to teach you

that you shouldn't make the Instagram post see that's how I know I'm living in crazy times if there was nothing to

teach you that you should murder someone fine put it on the whole movie production thing that I don't buy for

one [ __ ] second you think he has some knowledge of that I think that

no I don't think that he wanted to kill this girl I'm not I don't I don't even I'm not saying that no I don't think that he had knowledge that somebody else

wanted to kill I'm not saying that this is one of them type of okay American Greed episodes I'm saying

that was not a prop gun because it had the functionality of a firing weapon it

discharged and murdered someone who was not in the movie somebody has to be responsible for

negligence just as a firearm Handler some of that comes with you and how to

properly hold and control and know the weight and check to see if this is fireable like some of that has what

that's what that's that's what gun owners say no no gun owners do say that

but like some of the comments that I've read from gun owners the show the weapon it's a different weight yeah it's loaded

versus not I wouldn't know that I don't think an actor would know that either yeah I wouldn't know that's what the gun

actually would have to be a real expert gun guy to know that yeah but in court you could argue about what he knew

versus what he didn't know that's not where my argument lie there should be a charge some temperatures what you're saying yeah I'm not I'm with you he

might not have known a thing and you on the movie said hey [ __ ] [ __ ] happens if I submit to your theory

you still did that that's all I'm saying and if you and if we don't punish you for that then what's

to tell him that the Instagram post saying one year later is a little classless nothing he don't see he did

nothing wrong Doug let me check check this out I never shot Nobody by mistake and I know it's classless right he don't

need that to teach him that that [ __ ] is classless we didn't all have to get that lesson to know that that's classless and

tasteless you get what I'm saying like that's just you as a person as a [ __ ] human being with some sensitivity and

some empathy need to know that posting just that looks away

and you've been in the industry for [ __ ] decades somebody around you needed to be like nah dog delete that

it's still there I think Ass Up Get that dog off the streets

he is a menace to society and cannot be trusted he's also potential Flight Risk

super Predator yes sorry

he technically would be a black rose God damn it oh man throw away the keys

23-1 what else I was right about I can't think of nothing else I was writing Madonna you said Madonna yeah

coming down and just goofy Madonna you see another one

privilege super privileged woman Donna did she was fighting with cardi B yeah no she put

her little statement out saying she paved the way for your Dozier cat and cardi B pretty

much but she is well her work yeah yeah it was it was some spice in there put the Clowney mode like thank you yeah you

know y'all should be thanking me [ __ ] like it was spice I think it was the you're welcome [ __ ] clown Emoji yeah

that really uh invited guys from what I heard um they

said that she has been catching Flack because in her autobiography that came out years and

years and years ago she tells a tale about having sex with a little with a boy a kid and they said that he was

really young and um he like barely had pubic hair or she gives

a depiction of it allegedly and um so they've been on her ass and I heard Tana

to do like the deflection she started throwing a yo I was started the sexual

Liberation for the women thing and then took the shots and threw picardium I have what she said here 30

years ago I published a book called sex in addition to photos of me naked there were photos of men kissing men women

kissing women and me kissing everyone I also wrote about my sexual fantasies and shared my point of view about sexuality

in an ironic way I spent the next few years being interviewed by a narrow-minded people who tried to shame

me for empowering myself as a woman I was called a [ __ ] a witch a heretic and

the devil what's a heretic it's like you're the witch type of thing yeah now cardi B can sing about her [ __ ]

Kim Kardashian can Grace the cover of any Magazine with her naked ass and Miley Cyrus can come in like a wrecking

ball you're welcome [ __ ] wrong name sorry clown emoji face Madonna sit the [ __ ] down you know

sit down go to bed why can't people just go to bed that's how old she is she's

too old for this [ __ ] gotta be it's like well I don't like the

mind you're too old for this because they do that yeah let me ask you a question I'm just gonna

that is the age yeah you should feel like you paved away for something we probably know she did paved the way I was about to say we potting she ain't

saying nothing wrong in that yes you did yes she did once you through the clown emoji and uh you shouldn't have said that part yeah that's that's what opens

the door for this but I'm talking no I was talking about the other stuff is all right yeah that she said was pretty much

spot on no one wow it uh because it didn't make mention of

the times changing it made more mention of people and their acceptance of things changing which she

is right about but the times have changed from the 80s to now and this

entire post fails to highlight any of that puts a lot of the onus on her her her her ego ego ego III versus all of

the things that happened in the world to get the world to where it is today to view these things like that that's why I'm saying that

um I think that's enough I mean I think they just and then you clowns that you welcome the clown [ __ ] caps off yeah

what I'm saying that's the problem I don't care about the you know that's the bad part and cardi responds by saying oh

you know I literally pay this woman homage so many times because I grew up listening to her she can make her Point without putting

clown emojis and getting slick out the mouth these icons really become disappointments once you make it in the industry and that's why I keep to myself

um response super mature response she doesn't want to say that they've talked and now they're cool yeah yeah

they're working on something now which makes it all feel a little rollouty but I mean you know I don't think it was

that one I don't think was wrong I think it was just more a seasoning opportunity okay this happened we ended up getting

on the phone or through people because of it and all right look since we're here let's put something together let's

roll out here now if I'm cardi B I don't give Madonna a [ __ ] vocal you don't get a vote no you don't get an

appearance you don't get a walk through you don't get a shout out you don't get [ __ ] you don't why

if she's as big of a fan of herself she says the answer y'all depending on where the conversation was it could have

potentially been a misunderstanding and we cleared it up over the phone this is [ __ ] Madonna we talking about and if

you are a young girl from New York City how old is cardi uh 29 somewhere around

here 31 in that ballpark but like well she wasn't super duper hot when cardi was young but when I was young Madonna

was a [ __ ] 30. Madonna was Madonna but her mom probably listened to me yeah my aunts and [ __ ] so if you get an

opportunity to do a song with Prince or Michael Jackson and Madonna is in their realm no the [ __ ] she is

in that club awesome she is not a buckle off that y'all are talking about to me

I'm not saying the name Madonna with a [ __ ] that played 11 instruments taught by himself Joe's not doing that okay

y'all can do that I will McDonald's stop talking about her star power I'm not talking about her musicianship no at all

I'm talking about her star power and at one point in time if her star power was what y'all is what y'all said it is then

this post wouldn't exist she would just be Aretha Franklin and her ass around she would just be Patti LaBelle and

around I disagree you ain't gotta argue with what I did what I did is what I did I don't have to [ __ ] on the young people Madonna for the last however many years

yeah I could go off about this nah but my she's still

some people don't handle the the decline the same like yeah I was the [ __ ] then and I'm chasing that a little bit but

she's also just been a controversial figure so I'm not surprised by her utilizing yeah

Prince had his ass out I was a kid I remember that so they are

in that same they're not in the same nothing that's to you Stratosphere

they both are more controversial they both were Mega Stars Madonna wasn't a

Star Madonna was a mega star one [ __ ] wrote his own songs did they all did his

own beats played his own instruments and and so so wait hold up hold up hey hold up your question and popped off and

continued to pop off at the resistance of the music business

stop talking to me about Madonna who if without the VMAs radio I don't hear

nothing about stopping y'all let's remove Prince is she in the

conversation with Mike no no I'm not high are you [ __ ] High I'm

asking you a question you're not saying that Antoine I'm waiting for you to answer the gentleman I'm never answering that

stupid ass question no because the points that you made the same points go to Mike no the points that you were made were

all unique to Prince yes everybody that's a great don't laugh instruments everybody that's a great don't take a

stance against the music industry Madonna's name let me let me put Madonna's name don't go Michael Jackson's planet either

let me hear a reason why for that I mean for me that the reason why I disagree with putting Madonna in the

same category as Mike is that Mike has been doing it since 1963 or something like that there's a little bit of a

difference there but in her era she was her without a doubt without a question in the world she's very influential on

everything that happened after her you can't deny that you're that it's yeah it

is what it is yeah Madonna's Larry Bird yo now get the [ __ ] off

now get the [ __ ] off Madonna's Peak run was from win to win 87 to win he was no

no no no [ __ ] 87. Madonna was out here with borderline in the early 80s

like 79 80. borderline is not 79 or 80. I'll look it up yo yo I'm telling you

Madonna's run was a 20 30 years run don't do that where yo Madonna

what is he talking about 30 years from the early 80s you know brings you up yo what the hell is this talking I know you

like Material Girls everybody was a number

three record and that was 82. materials number four record that was 83. yes

where's the run thank you thank you thank you okay we got to start thank you

I just because he said 30 years and I'm doing the math Madonna has a seven year run she is Larry Bird

your bedtime story was number one in 1995. uh

Argentina was the number one in 1996.

now you're telling me what the label did I'm done with him I'm done well music was about 2000 number one oh stop it

stop it with your little stats yo bro that's not a run game they do not have a

20-year run yo stop it yeah it's a 20-year run I'm looking at the 20 years she's still putting up numbers on the

board oh my God please you [ __ ] are crazy just cause she wasn't in your demo [ __ ]

one of them I like Like a Prayer like the next man but come on knock it off Michael Jackson and Prince I'm not

saying that she's them I'm saying she put her in her right [ __ ] put up where she belongs I don't know what that is

you know where it ain't let's figure out together where she

belongs you're a fandom of because somebody could say that argument about Prince what argument and and give me

some smashes from Prince in the last 15 years

um I'm the wrong person to talk to about Prince I know because there's nothing I know it's a little with princess prince

I'm not never in my life would I disrespect Prince but I'm using your same arguments now and throwing them to

you and letting me know give me some smashes from Prince past what oh oh what

I'll give you one I don't know about those I'll give you one see and this is just Why [ __ ] is different the bundle

package did what that's the print smash that's not a

prince smash joke

Slow Down slow down it's not a song it's a game changer it's people who

really can think outside of a box and really fight systems changing changing

music I'm telling you something that came from

Brent Prince's tool bag that is still implemented today and Madonna can equally said I created all of this sexy

woman [ __ ] that y'all are following today and that is a valid argument for her to say outside of the times I did

this there's no Little Kim there's no other department [ __ ] that was proud enough to put their sexuality on the

Forefront without Madonna ain't none of that she can say that so you wanna start talking about out transcending [ __ ] she

did that she did you're bugging yo you buy it you got it you buy yourself because everything I

was like arguing with you after you read some Malcolm Gladwell you come in here

you can't say nothing but we shouldn't be talking Prince name shouldn't even be

in this talk Madonna's influential Joe it's just not your demo Madonna's influential

but don't come to me with the Cry For Me Argentina [ __ ] and all of that night

smash why we don't know why just because it wasn't

in your CD deck I didn't have it get the [ __ ] out of here when the last time you put it on [ __ ]

I hate your music industry [ __ ] with words [ __ ] smash the numbers are the

numbers they made the numbers the numbers they could have been that's the music business all right so now we make the

numbers the numbers so we don't have any reference then I know that none of us play Don't Cry For Me Argentina

[ __ ] you went to Argentina

yes ish Madonna can say what she said no she cannot say uh you welcome [ __ ] no

you can't no and with the crime and with the clowns for the same way that Madonna says that to Rihanna and whoever she

says it to somebody could say it to her like there's always a change people that can do that so let's say I walk so you

can ride I know you two [ __ ] what's Sean's name together because y'all don't like the Newark board you

two [ __ ] don't get to y'all damn they don't get to say another word that start with P for the residence part I can't believe because y'all know what

triggered me y'all perfectly [ __ ] no I'm still tight about it no I'm still

my mom is listening tight about it I know I'm not sure I'm always about to go I'm not yo yo she

gonna say no Madonna was her Joey I'm telling you hey yo I bet you your mother loves Madonna I like Madonna all right

well I don't I don't say that if he said I love Madonna don't [ __ ] him off

and nobody said that the funny [ __ ] nobody was the bigger fan of Madonna

than me and [ __ ] Madonna is one of them she ain't one of them so she's one of

something put her with [ __ ] global of course she's Global you can't name 15

20 globals Joe she's one of them you're not putting in proper respect on

her yo and it's going to say all right so let's try to figure out something let's try to put this white lady that's very on brand

I came for the white lady you said you would [ __ ] what's the girl name Genie

bus another one too you know you named a few more no no genie

that's the one and you said you would too oh I'm thinking I know I'm just saying definitely and that's why y'all

are bringing princess conversation because y'all will [ __ ] Chelsea I can't believe y'all [ __ ] Chelsea Handler it's like today

[Music]

I don't know I don't know get the [ __ ] out I don't [ __ ] know

yeah I mean little Madonna tribute real quick [Music]

that was your uh Madonna tribute that was it yeah

and that's a mighty long time tell the audience y'all names for saying that dumb [ __ ] so they know what do we

say Prince of Michael Jackson

that [ __ ] is wrong with y'all [ __ ] foreign

C1 is making songs one is talking to our the people like I'm not doing it for Charlie it's musicians in this little

hip-hop uh record label made acts and artists

y'all don't know another [ __ ] that self taught him yo leave me alone

my preference is the prince too let's move on eight nine years ago

Michael Jackson Prince argument right I'm making me mad yo and I said yo stop and he's like like a week or two late he

said yo you might be writing your Michael Jackson Prince argument what was your

what was your argument that Michael was Michael Michael is Michael yeah one one a

what's the little [ __ ] we used to say when we was kids zero got no higher [ __ ] oh one double A batteries yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay it stopped you know defend your little white girl on your own time all

right Michael Jackson one of my white girls okay oh that's cool my Michael Jackson

died they killed him all right moving on who's there got to be careful all right

moving on get his own party you better stop playing yeah what else

we got what else we got [Music] uh speaking of white girls

y'all seen um Dirk lawyer shout out to Dirk getting um exonerated

on his all his charges but the internet going crazy over his little lawyer the white the internet huh

she might have too much body fish they don't know what to do that yeah all

right that's that's too much body though on that one that milk yeah that ain't that two percent

[ __ ] said that's old I thought about going to commit a little crime I got a

retainer for you baby text Jordan what I need you they locking me up in my bed

come free me free to God oh they said you the only one I could

see my attorney nice at this attorney client privilege I ain't gonna tell nobody man what

[ __ ] [Laughter]

hey man it's law brother I was sued I would find a way to Sue and my brain just say sue

for some [ __ ] if I'm Bond family keep my name out of that [ __ ] don't tell me what you would who you would have put somebody on if he was alive [ __ ] he

ain't alive shut up it's true [ __ ] are y'all doing true

other than tarnishing my son starting a whole new you're throwing all new beef uh the detergent my son's name yeah I

don't like that speaking of a quick aside speaking of the 80s whites you see that Bono apologize for uh bombarding

our phones with a YouTube album yeah I saw that that was fun it was some slaps on there though but he's right that [ __ ]

shouldn't have been on our phone I mean he was making the argument that he was kind of had a streaming with that though

or he watched yeah it was yeah still didn't want it on my

phone I like you too a little bit but a little time that [ __ ] was off within two

minutes oh what's this I couldn't figure out how to get off my [ __ ] for a minute see yo if y'all ever look up and said

Don't Cry For Me Argentina's Dancing Yeah I'm not over that yo yo sometimes

y'all [Music]

88 Jersey City he was over here vogan 88 two hottest songs on the uh Casey Kasem

uh top 40 is Vogue and I like high five that's in your mental Rolodex yeah well

you're different yo you know no songs pictures and capsules I agree time

that's true I know what song was out because I know the song that came on right after the three songs later or

these songs was fighting these were my shits this before I knew anything about the music business true I was like oh

[ __ ] bro and I like great black group Madonna

honorary it's Teddy though Teddy true steady you're great

um yo your man is back who Billy Billy who firefestability stop

it you're lying I kid you not he's back he says he got a new event

some [ __ ] know how to get money there's some [ __ ] out here shout out

to Billy just stay away from y'all stay away from you you're one of our greats we need y'all put a little um

Tick Tock and YouTube video out and said um yeah I'm back I got a new event that's how he did the first few stands

one little Tick Tock in YouTube video yup shorty home hey he did that [ __ ] without Tick Tock blowing up the old

shafiri oh he got you all [ __ ] now I got you you watching white socialists socialites

socialists there's no event um he said he's gonna give all the details next month but this new event

everybody could come I want all your money now duh

shorty home his own his own girl oh everybody Anna

in the home too they they gonna get together they might got this on on locked together I ain't

mad neither get to it I I can't never knock a [ __ ] I respect the scale man at all can't never knock a [ __ ]

he did his time yeah he paid his debt to society Billy McFarland The Man Behind the infamous Friday Festival has a new

project on the horizon and might be similar to what got him in so much trouble in the first place Billy posted a teaser clip to tick tock

Monday fessing up to his wrongs at the last Festival before hinting at what's next yo y'all don't do enough talking

about all the things that he got right at that Festival where else was all of them wealthy white

children gonna go and get fed peanut butter cookies and white tents that was blowing away when they thought they had

some five-star hotel all-inclusive accommodation somewhere where else was

that gonna happen at yeah he did that for us for us yeah we needed to see that

picture we needed to see it could be done yo that was great he did take that

he did that got to count for something on the reparations yeah take that I would have liked to

have been out there just to watch it laughing your head off with a camera crew dying laughing and a trailer home

I'd have been out there the right way come on here and take pictures ah for

many years you laughed at our trailer homes now you want one now

God damn it uh what else what else what else what else come on I got high takes

Galore today um if we don't go fast I'm gonna have to figure out what parks knows let's go

Drake and 21 Savage you're dropping a joint album oh hold up wait a minute there's another doof we got out of here

the fake Drake yeah all operations that haircut that funny

looking [ __ ] beard them fun little outfits your uh owl chain that aluminum

foil little piece of [ __ ] you got sit your doofy ass the [ __ ] down

somewhere don't go find little perkio don't go find fake Khaled y'all got like

an uh an Avengers of doofus

go to bed go to bed go to bed yo

go sell a brick figure out how your name and your likeness can bring earnings to

you okay stop spending your life as a man being

another man that's not manly

yo how much money you think he made who fake Drake get a little run he made a little couple down

got some [ __ ] he wasn't supposed to get probably so yeah definitely yeah you know he did all of that man he went

crazy supposed to get it supposed to get it yeah yeah he was supposed to get it wow

that's the only reason you was giving up your box because you thought it was Aubry no they wouldn't know yeah he was just

hot yeah you lying no no he's definitely happening you're being honesty yeah

we're being honest they knew that was fake they didn't think oh [ __ ] oh wait that wasn't really Drake No no they didn't know that's gonna be a funny

story they could tell for the rest of their lives he was hot right now all right but Drake 21 Savage yeah Drake

21 Savage are dropping a joint album it was announced during the uh Jimmy Jimmy

Cook's uh video which is a record off of honestly never

mind best selling the album probably there's other songs on album but anyway

um yeah it's coming out this Friday it's called her loss oh wait it's coming up already Yes I didn't see that 28th 28 oh

[ __ ] mmm oh I'm a little excited now I was excited before but no no you was hating

before no I like 21 Savage I've been pretty vocal about him being my favorite rapper in his little generation that's

why I'm excited because he just keep getting better yeah and and not for nothing if it's one person that brings out the Drake we like it is 21 that's a

fact so I'm looking forward to it I don't see how y'all can [ __ ] this up

all right so I'll give 21 Savage a pass then I'll give him a pass

I'm listening for what 21 Savage for about five weeks now has

been actively running and ducking R B versus smoke with me

on clubhouse yes he's been running is he uh he says he is but I mean yeah I mean

I don't believe the little Keyshia Cole clips of him singing I don't like that don't move me how old is he 30. the

answer that quick let you know uh yeah you've been researching on it he can't yeah well because we had just talking he

was like yeah how are you just so sure you could beat me yeah because you was a thought and your dad's nuts when I was

outside to Don't Be Cruel that's why but anyway got an album

coming with Drake sorry excuse it maybe it was actually a little busy yeah maybe he was busy and we need this I'm excited about this her loss you're my favorite

album titles are when men get passive aggressive toward their EX

her loss and it is your loss [ __ ] [Music] oh yeah there's gonna be some [ __ ] yeah

it is that's gonna be something oh yeah for real yo did y'all hear about um

this is nuts you know Halloween is coming up right we don't really [ __ ] with Halloween who don't

love everything about it you see what they'll be wearing during Halloween all right they wear that Halloween no no no

no so let's do a little different on Halloween I don't even know I get it for free they

wear that [ __ ] UPS Store and Trader Joe's down the street a bunch of um a bunch of I think

you've been out in a while yeah come outside yo I'm good yo uh a bunch of um

teachers well or student eight I mean teacher assistants got felony charges

because they put masks on and scared some kids for Halloween and they bought them all up on felony charges and this

was like we're not like a date these are little kids right yeah small kids what was the charge I don't know it's gonna be some more charges if my daughter

we ain't finished with the charges though some daycare workers they got charged with felonies dog for where like

was the mask egregious or something kids yeah they put some scary we are in a whole different type of society right

now is that what the whole holiday is kind of based on dog whatever don't play with believe people babies

alone I mean I feel you but it's Halloween I I okay it's inside ass [ __ ] the [ __ ]

with no kids when [ __ ] with no kids jumping the kids topics I just shut up

because they always come with an I ain't got kids follow me all right yeah you scared my kid at school I'm scaring you

at school no I'm getting home oh man I'm gonna come scare you oh we can scare people in school

the [ __ ] yeah now when you have kids you'll change your

channel no no definitely so Parts King gonna be short shut up

you know that's gonna be so funny that's all [ __ ] always think they're gonna have a tall kid throw your kid's short

you're not gonna care or pick on them real [ __ ]

a little ass out here that's real nice go get go over there and get that for me

God hey Mike bro later that's funny stupid

um Beyonce announced her World Tour yeah save up save up fellas now hold up cause this is for us oh God good it's for us

but because this was gonna cost yeah oh my bad that's why I said us now I

want to talk about you yeah this one's gonna cost for sure and um they did an auction for the first it

was like the first two tickets and they went for 50 Grand or some [ __ ] bro it's not a game

it's almost impossible to get concert tickets now without paying out the ass I'm gonna reiterate your question Castle

oh yeah that's in y'all not um that's your girl to Beyonce no for 50 Grand no

[ __ ] hell no that was an auction for five grand it might be about depending on where she's at yeah or a stack

the stack is yeah you're gonna set your ass in here and watch my homes with me

but no show my girl was mad that she missed the Mary concert in Houston so I'm like damn man

I really wish I could have seen Mary then she'd come up here marry in a couple days Mary was a Micah catcher

said you might could catch a few things up here you better run quick yeah better

go that's crazy huh so them tickets are gonna be high oh

yeah yeah so I'm just letting the fellas know like it's already sold out not on my couch right oh I'll be writing on P

purview She Ain't streaming that [ __ ] she getting your money YouTube will have

it

did you see that no how many I heard you just making a whole shot was the soccer stadium it was like

80 000. yeah packed [ __ ] couldn't even see where the stage was they had a drone flying just showing

footage I got a drone let's see look at that look at that I

watched that Watcher [ __ ] how is it horrible yes

it was horrible they tried to set up a season two get that show the [ __ ] up wait they set it up season two you could tell about it Netflix fighting oh yeah

they're fighting they be putting the reports out yeah hi selling ever and in the world ever ever it's horrible it's

about day nice where did it go bad like episode

probably like it was only what seven it was seven like five started to be like five six it was like well for me it was

like oh this is about to be a real estate scam yeah it got bad there had to be episode

four or five where you learned that the husband [ __ ] did write a letter dude a little yeah all right what the [ __ ] I'm

out of here and he's usually in good [ __ ] that after the husband do he's in like Boardwalk a bunch of other [ __ ] HBO

he's HBO guy okay he's usually in good [ __ ] yeah I mean it wasn't confirmation that it was bad is when the wife was

over at the creepy old white lady's house and kept hearing noises from the back back tunnel and said hey is

somebody here they thought it was just us here is anyone gonna check that and these chicks just sat there and laughed

in her face I was like yeah that would tell me something's going on why can't y'all figure out that something's going

on now confirmation then they found the little tunnel get that [ __ ] the first old girl who was um oh well right

through that television I didn't call homeboy real quick yo yo get over here real quick let's go down these tunnels

when he found out it was the um the the chick that had the cancer it was telling

him I said all right all right bro I was going to cut this whole [ __ ] off yeah yeah did you watch Game of Thrones I don't want to hear about that [ __ ] yo

Game of Thrones is kind of all right though ain't that [ __ ] he talking that house of dragon that [ __ ] though you

watch the finale of course I did and ended already oh they got you all again ten episodes

[ __ ] mad 20 24 is the next season it's hot I'm cool okay do any of you

have a deliverable Tech this [ __ ] getting ready to go all the way up this is the that'd be y'all take

no I can't I can't help you never watch games you watch it you'll be like if you watch games don't worry about spoiling

it for me I'm gonna watch that [ __ ] in 15 years they're doing a very good job of tying it in yeah you know what I'm

saying because it's a prequel so 172 years before Game of Thrones so they're

doing a real good job of how it tied in and and making references to [ __ ] that

we saw already and how it all they doing they are killing this they're killing it thanks guys this is

I mean I want y'all to say anything to the

other people viewing that watch the show that they're relate to don't worry about me

everybody that I spoke to that watched the show was all kind of saying the same [ __ ] oh my God I can't I know it's up

next season and all right she's getting ready to fall all the way uh in the in

the shows they talked about how they're in the the real became of Thrones they talked about how they were frightened

about having a female leader because again you know they allegedly

emotional whatever whatever and then they did some [ __ ] [ __ ] to this one just the first female leader in history and I

think coming soon she gonna show you why I wouldn't want another one because they just killed one of her pups

got it and Parks did you hear um there's a seat sea snake

spin-off also happening for Game of Thrones oh and Johnson they're working on John social show oh they probably they turned

this [ __ ] into Power it's fine but it's gonna be way better yeah well um look at the water that [ __ ] down

speaking of power they got y'all oh they got me this this one no these they got

they got you oh yes yes they got where do I signed they got yeah which I need yeah no Bulls like I'll pay my HBO Max

for the next two years right now right if it gets me that

should be intricate remember how power used to be the first season like it was educated it

wasn't real predictable a dog speaking of power this caning [ __ ] for now

yeah I kind of gave up on it a little bit no no no shout out to 50 Cent Kanan ain't

bad yeah that happened faster 10 episodes that's all they doing now that first five five or so episodes was

Dragon for me and I kind of just stopped watching storyline storyline but they were setting a lot

[ __ ] they got a lot of like pivots that they can make for sure you know what I'm saying like they got they could just go

wild with Kanan yeah as far as the writers out of a job

um let me ask you a question about Canaan it's spoiler alert so

so you see uh unique and rock you know he the conversation they had and then

what happens at the end you think that's happening do I Think You're Gonna Pop he's I would have picked up and said yo

you know you owe me you owe me something someone's out of picked up South Side you know you owe me something right all

right I can't hear y'all again let's go girl yeah I mean you owe me something bro I

gotta get somebody some boxes she gave a [ __ ] somebody was a long time ago Chelsea handlers and Kanan yes

getting busy shout out to uh patina Miller too yeah yeah she's one of the best acting clinics I've seen in a long

time she's killing that [ __ ] she is that's Emmy worthy like the development of the

characters on on this like just seeing where they enjoy badass killing that [ __ ] it was just that

storyline it was a little slow for me no no the whole the whole season has been very slow for me it picks up all right

I'm gonna go I'm gonna go back you said you would get about five five I think it picks up right and then they tie it all up and then cool true and they set the

tone you can kind of uh yeah it's different Lanes to see where we're gonna you can guess where we're gonna go next season this is they did they thing with

this they did very happy they get another three out of this easy

all right what like

I wanted y'all to do the review I just can't say nothing because I ain't seen [ __ ] all right Parks yeah did you see

the Ant-Man trailer oh my God

I'm saying all this but the first Ant-Man was great nah [ __ ] the first half man was great man don't get the respect like not for nothing he's his

movies I'm talking about they're super important into the entire time I was and

everything it's just good movies yeah and what you're saying I'm talking about the whole story though

this ties together that like you watch Loki yeah terrible yeah but but antelope

but to do all right

I'm gonna stop being corny during your segment go ahead okay

let's see the king is introduced finally oh okay and

oh they're about to [ __ ] hang up we'll see oh no no I'm not saying I mean

okay the depiction okay yeah I don't again me not being from the comic era I

don't really know but um they're about to make absolutely they [ __ ] Loki up too I don't know but whatever they got

my man playing uh okay oh what's his name throwing the other girl he's like

Thor no no

oh [ __ ] Thor's in man [Laughter] girls like him oh yeah they like him

yeah that's eightish I didn't know

they have to be like girls like that that was new to me what do you like about him

yeah we answered you it's some girl when we

answered you [ __ ]

with a bunch of Kooks and why you go to your mailbox so late at night yeah

this guy's a cuckoo yo what's wrong come on

ice is trying to skip over the good good topics he got in that list what oh that's a picture you scared to death

patreon nothing get to it get to it two topics that um

I'm I'm interacting and ain't no topics it's off the Dome well yeah it's really really kind of was

what do you do when your girl just won't leave you the [ __ ] alone and she wants to do everything with you

it's a horrible I've been there before like my man's came by the crib want to

play Matt and whatever and was like yo is it cool if my girl come

I was like huh he's like nah you know like she just liked to be attached at the hip

if I had to I had to I said hey yo dogs I want to say something and your girl wasn't around no but I was like your

dogs you like being attached to her hip let's listen you can keep it above there you

go you can keep it a buck with me you go you my man I know you a lot of that applies to a lot of men I know you but I

just asked the question to the fellas like when you got that girl that just it ain't even necessarily because I heard a

lot of people say oh that'd be insecurity no like in their case

up to that they just like it they just like each other they want to do everything together yeah so I'll be watching them

laughing like you're still being nice I mean I still being nice as to why they do that now they just like you so they

want to be around no no I talk about them too I'm specifically putting it on them too no I've been in relationships

like that yeah me too me too um I I chalk it up to insecurity like

you could be like y'all about to run home and get some clothes real quick I'll be right back I want to come oh no yo damn Nah if it's insecurity I'm

running away I'm scared it was just like she likes me a lot I'm gonna try to find some other [ __ ] for her to like now yo

you got girlfriends they'll be having no girlfriends yo fam you got Caucasian I'm not doing this I

hate to remember when I was right again but [ __ ] here we are I asked you gentlemen specifically on this pod would

you rather have a significant other that is too clingy or too distant and you all chose to cling it

because you only gave us two choices because those are the two it's a

line in the middle like it's a it's an in the middle space I don't want you to be distant but I don't want you to be

too clingy but if I had to pick one if I gotta pick one of those tell our viewing and listening audience

how you fix it when you have a girl that is a little too clean it's a hard fix double dates nah it's a

hard to fix it doesn't hurt some other girls yeah yeah exactly I don't want that neither but it's a hard fix because

anything that you say is going to come off as borderline insensitive oh I don't say nothing but like like Park said what

if you do the double date thing I just bring it out all right now her and this girl got cool and they can go running yeah I don't want my girl getting fly

with my man girl like that anyway huh I don't well if it happens organically please

discuss like if it happens organically that's cool but I'm not gonna forcefully double date just because my chick is

clingy because what happens is when you when you break up with your girl I gotta

hear that I gotta be in the middle of that I Gotta Be You know what I'm saying and that happens and some of these

chicks start running their mouth and pillow talking with that [ __ ] could get really really really messy when your

man's girl is friends with your girl that [ __ ] could be a problem

[Music] you don't got to be friends with my man

what if she doesn't have a big friend Circle and she's now stuck on your hip everywhere what if she like your friends better than her friends or that that's

possible well again it got just got to have an organic now I'm just not going to Six Flags with my friends

okay that's crazy

it was a sunny day beautiful day

[Applause] sunshine in my 80 degrees it was nice so what she did staying in the crib yeah

who won the Great Adventure that day everybody but huh that [ __ ] went

foreign [Laughter]

somebody move us along I don't know why today is such a great day to part but it is I feel great party

I feel great I don't why why does everyone feel great I thought you felt like a vacation day right when we first

came in he's right why are you well rested what happened differently I don't know no like honestly like the weather's

been [ __ ] I don't know it was nice Friday and Saturday

was beautiful you ain't got what it got wed got married it was beautiful how was that

yeah and [ __ ] his brothers I missed the wedding

now you made it but you're a little late I missed the valve I missed the I do yeah smashed the glass you missed it one

of those things you missed a Mazel Tov yep yeah yeah I did I was trying to lie for you for a while man but yeah just

trying what I was trying to you know I mean we just went outside to smoke something yeah I mean yeah man it's fine

that's all the videos now I seen her walk over something and come over and come down yeah it was uh it was like a

brownstone that they kind of like hollowed out the middle so we were all up the stairs that [ __ ] was fine this is a little some

fly [ __ ] I hope that costs going on his brothers had me that's what you go through his

brothers had me drinking tequila from noon starting at noon so it was a long day hey how long

drinking it huh had me yeah yeah we were in the uh wedding party so you had to yeah yeah you got to I ain't drinking no

tequila though it was like a jalapeno cucumber tequila it was actually pretty good I don't care if it was Jesus's

tears I'm good tequila never did me wrong so it does me

wrong all the time for real yeah yeah you don't know how to drink I know how to not drink tequila fair

enough that's all fair enough jalapeno cucumbers yeah I need to meet everybody's dad's side of the family

random no and every time on the wedding wedding is where median's Dad

shout out to you and Dad yeah let him too it's my first time eating his dad same things became evident upon them I

meet people dads and really be trying to figure out the kid the child

do you think the dad's side tells it it does a little bit yeah you think so yeah yes yeah

do you think of somebody like in meeting you could figure out Trey or Lex

yeah because now I'm thinking that Lex now oh yeah because he's four yeah but Trey

for sure that's how it tells you yo

you got me thinking about my dad's side now and you it might be [ __ ] that you don't see yeah a lot of times a lot of times

you don't see what your own family even even the real [ __ ] that happened uh that uh

predated you that was your dad's side that did something dad's side did something that causes

caused a rock 40 50 years ago it's true yo there's always downside

look you're about to cry shut up now I'm you stumped me

no I'm sitting here trying to think like oh man so he's trying to give you a little bummer so Jules is dancing with

her dad for the first like dance of the beautiful the first right

and they got some old white person song on that I don't know it ain't Rock Emma

it was Madonna it was something yeah or Prince it wasn't some song that I could get jiggy with so in my head I'm just

busting out laughing at the music choice so I look around I'm the only person laughing I looked at my side and my

[ __ ] girl is sitting there crying up a storm yeah boohoo and tear storm

[Music] this is sentimental to me it's just like oh [ __ ]

hey damn it I made it awkward now oh all right let me hold you yeah

quick quick put them on my chest yeah but the

wedding was nice it was beautiful good music I had that [ __ ] on you look sharp yeah no they wouldn't [ __ ] with me

you look sharp good food good music a track DJ all right finesse DJ shout out

to finesse it's good Good Times Child again and jewels man I was [ __ ] them oysters up

boy at the Oyster Bar now who's the next who's the next wedding oysters and you

yeah you next is everyone's money on me because I was asking a real question is

everyone's bet on Joe yeah yeah Parks go over yeah

ice I might go with ish yeah I'm gonna think I'm gonna go ish

ish you've been wanting to get married for a while now

you wanna get married can you answer the question I asked you oh I don't know please I don't know yet

you want to get married yo yo yo yo y'all good in the back y'all

good in the back it could be a few less balloons that they're going away I mean I ain't got to get the big

balloons that's 37 Cent a balloon we can get the small ones it's not you where

you get like nine million for five cents you can get those balloons but you got to blow them up with your mouth

not making them blow up their own balloons it's crazy

he was laughing at me yes yeah you know you could uh Rush your tap shoes right

I don't do that brother you can put them in a closet now okay I don't know why there's a few

[ __ ] in need fighting you scared to fight what else going on what else happens yo

Rihanna's at the Super Bowl boy is that gonna be uh well you know where else she was at Will Smith did a screening though

hey yo you've been home working on your Segways yo tell me the truth no wow

wow yo you just like waiting by himself

all right Will Smith had a little private screening with Rihanna hey

Barris it was all all the great blacks that I enjoy except for ASAP

be honest he had like a bunch of people in there and I was like

he was there too yeah what it's hate that's all we say let's

hate yeah so just stay up with me

but anyway I mean I don't and that might have been a little harsh TSK time you can

timestamp it lead that in I ain't gonna take away crazy time step it leave it

um I don't have to take I don't I don't know uh I don't know what the [ __ ] movie is about yet [ __ ] worked on it yes you do know what I'm saying I don't

know what I'm saying yo you worked on your Segways

emancipation looks like uh no shorty got you locked up

answer the question it's just next to get married yeah I know he is next to get married I already

convinced my girl that I don't believe in marriage so me too I can't walk it back now I did too we are life Union Association

members ceremony we're not signing nothing

yeah to a contract with a with a with a renewal Clause that's it tell your mom

two years tell your moms and them come to Chart House at six [Laughter]

[ __ ]

hey put that [ __ ] on too

oh man oh man uh what do you do when your girl is too clingy

that's when I become a guy I do all the guys stuff I play full court games of

basketball I go to the studio every day and sit

there listen to One Beat yeah yeah oh yeah loud loud with no drums in it too

put the bags on yeah I go to the YMCA well what else I do hardware store oh

yeah oh yeah but not like a Home Depot yeah yeah part of that Depot

no that's a hard conversation to have because again you can't say yo get around some friends let them talk to me

like I'm the runner you can't say that that's a tough one text my man text my man yo send me to the store when we get

over there hey Rob the dude friends that she don't

like you know the black community is so toxic they're sending someone to this door can be weaponized so that's that's

disrespectful yo it is only we subscribe to the most toxic [ __ ] in the universe

you're a thousand percent true [ __ ] almost killed me one time try to send them to the store like the [ __ ] know this was a genuine store trip I'm not

trying to stun you if my boyfriend sent me the store I'm

gonna be a little tight too what you mean we just sent ice to the store for some straws

yes we did no we didn't yes

I'm lying didn't we ordered something that came without straws we did didn't we need

straws we did who went to get the straws I used it so you said I used to the store for

straws I'm asking you you sent ice to this open Shores [ __ ] ain't even know it wasn't no straws that's how you know

I'm illness

the questions yeah you see that right you seen them yeah you different he good boy that [ __ ] drove for the straws

not even a half a block come on whatever give us that other good

[ __ ] on on your list about girlfriends those are my favorite topics oh what was that one uh oh why do we

need one nah that was um

the side chicks power in your relationship I like that new one that the girls is running with yeah I like pussy's pajamas

like us [Laughter]

please yo Panda anyway the side chicks power in your

relationship yeah I'm asking we've been pumping this up since 2010 but they don't want to hear

it the side chick is the most powerful person in your relationship

take it away I mean she could [ __ ] it up I guess so yeah she can [ __ ] everything up come on

Malcolm Gladwell go get quiet now what's the other [ __ ] books you be reading come on get your [ __ ] off

I don't know anything about that I ain't saying I don't know anything about that from your past I don't know because you

never had a side girl turn turn up the relationship or threaten to never and you got to keep her happy to

keep everything all right so maybe beside dude in your case the side dude was holding the power in the relationship

what I think he's insinuating that your girlfriend may have you didn't have a

sign girl no I've had a million side girl they just never turned up in my

relationships so you just kept everybody happy at all times then right now everybody

fine is hilarious as I do y'all y'all [ __ ] just be wanting [ __ ] to have lived a toxic [ __ ] up life like no

[ __ ] you are 51 you are experienced and and I'm also if I met a girl I'd let you

know from the rip I have a girlfriend oh so you don't give good dignity that's what it is if you ain't never if your

dick never made no side chick threaten your relationship well you was giving a bad dick no

yes you can let them know what it is they can subscribe off the rip and be cool

with everything until they not cool no more so tell us the ways here's dick track

could be yo y'all know they got you know they got extra extra small Magnums now

what shut up I'm telling you something can't be named Magnum that's just the brand

that's the Magnum is the brand that's a trick but no in the beginning Magnum was the size and it's not I stayed away from

those that's just a brand you stayed away

right away exact nines the Magnums they got the little ones like he talking

about the petite then they got the XL I'm sorry dumb [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] they call them shit's petite wait a petite Magnum yeah

I don't know about none of them

that's the only thing I said I would never even if you got one yeah regular

lifestyle no somebody gotta go see what the petite magnum look like I would

never I wouldn't even buy it credit card receipt you're not giving me no reminder I got a

little baby meat bottom

how do you buy that you walk up to the counter like yo what's your little she's like she like oh you want a bag

[Music] I'm good dog

[Laughter]

you [ __ ] just crazy for the petite dick

on it that's this you can't pull out the petite Magnum that's like the under 18

band in the club we're worse worse a little 18 yo might got some game

you got a little meat you're gonna need something you can't buy a drink [ __ ]

good point you're a good boy still be handsome that's only your move to be [ __ ] handsome at the bar you could

have a water booty it was getting around all the money

making [ __ ] I think the Bowling Spring has gone too bad let me do it though let me get two

Poland's friends oh yeah

yo let me in a Red Bull Ma I know you get 50.

[Laughter]

what's the alternative buy a drink and don't drink it stop it

I'm gonna ask come on buddy come on come on hey I do that hey millions of people are listening to your stuff buy them a

drink yeah absolutely I'm just saying like yeah they can get a little Red Bull too if you're feeling fluffy

really feeling it now I don't even want the sugar for you you want the sugar-free Or Nah give me the other one give me the real one

that's when I'm in my bag the hard stuff that watermelon hookah land too yeah them bartenders used to open it and

spray it all over here Shake It Up

get them broken oh man yes the side chick holds all the

power in your relationship I know y'all need it oh [ __ ] oh please

yes time and time again I think I think because every time dabble you you have

experience every time the [ __ ] say you say to yourself all right I just gotta not do this oh I

gotta I'll just avoid this or I just got to get a girl that won't go crazy you just keep getting the crazier chicks

and you don't find out until they reveal the crazy that's what I'm saying like they'll be the sweetest thing like I saw a future with you Ma

baby we can be together long term so you did that knowing they're you know

knowing you got a girl maybe with all of that now I'm going back to my girl they catch feelings and then once them feelings get caught

supposed to be and played with or she wants some time on this whatever whatever you you can't do what she wants

that's when she put it's time to turn up that's when she put her phone next to your girl phone started matching times

of the texts and start spilling information oh he said he was over here no girl he was eating my [ __ ] on this

day uh he told me what that worked oh yeah he was working his [ __ ]

girls are so evil to each other because that's what they do to each other my man

I want you [ __ ] oh yeah he wanted me last week he was kissing him I mean you you really was taking my nut juice is

[ __ ] girls are [ __ ] harsh nah and they hate each other so and that they just be

waiting for a reason and that yeah yeah [ __ ] is yeah and some

and some of them tell us about some of them got all the Time in the World to

ruin your life once they find out you don't want them anymore that's true they'll make a crucified I had a crazy

one she almost she almost took me out of the playoffs a few years ago but [ __ ]

the pandemic saved me she fell on Hard Times lost the jobs

I had to move back home it's like ah take that [ __ ]

[Applause] huh try stalking me from your moms

I will tell your mother on you come on come on the motherless father good boy

the mother live far don't live in my neck of the woods hey moms don't live

over here buddy yeah this thing is a [ __ ] right baby

ended that [ __ ] but you had to move back to her mom's house you couldn't stalk me no more I think it's wild you couldn't do that

[ __ ] no more wild turkey yeah this should start you had to start showing up for yourself

I'll tell you that one buddy I'm gonna take a little Kobe should have got your booster [ __ ]

stop playing with me because God will do it that [ __ ] had me on the rope for a few

months that [ __ ] was hectic out there I almost lost my baby but we fixed her

we were United for it now yeah we we fixed that a little bit nah she was

[ __ ] coming in like Donovan [ __ ]

huh yeah yeah y'all got that [ __ ] [ __ ] up

[Music] that [ __ ] was like what dude looking like the Blazers that yeah

they almost beat the Lakers but a good ref call Jerome Carson one

one good call get your ass back to your mom's house

so yeah fish I've gone yeah hey yo that that that she was so good

that by the time the next stalker came well we bodied that we was prepared

well all right we already built up yeah and now I'm just faithful

yeah yeah oh [ __ ] safe house yeah she ain't no that last crazy prepared us

[ __ ] yeah get these little miniature golf games out of here are you playing some

Jay you're doing some JV [ __ ] oh that's what you do yeah you just sent it to me top golf the other [ __ ] was putting

notes on the basement door why he wasn't home telling you what you was wearing that

day oh [ __ ] she was The Watcher oh [ __ ] that's crazy yeah I'm good on that

that's terrible yeah I'm good that's terrified Jameson [ __ ] tried to stalk ish but she just was at the Loop

she thought that was his house [Laughter]

couldn't [ __ ] with me in the loop they could not don't give me a little a hot tub shape like a heart I didn't even

want them joints I wanted the one in the middle of the room

all right come on what else we got come on I'm here I'm ready and alert

well um on patreon we're gonna get in the Parks knowing because you know [ __ ] hey now you do nothing we getting to the

bottom y'all want to clap it up for Serena Williams announcing her under retirement you Lauren she did oh yeah

I didn't see that the goats can't stay away you can retire after Will Smith [ __ ]

her dad's movie up she got to come back and add some more to the to the journey yeah she said I got a court in the crib

and you probably see me in some tournaments soon they're gonna play my dad and then be a slave [ __ ] sit down with Serena had that little filming

Serena is all for him that was the smallest movie theater

uh still so I'm sure it was a good 20-seater

it's a Will Smith house it's gonna need more than that when the Oscar's ban you y'all Black's Gonna Learn yeah

they gonna learn [ __ ] around they're gonna learn y'all find out period that's it but yeah she said she's

coming um she don't be surprised if you see her in some more tournaments oh

don't be surprised if that little 14 year old girl whooping up on her

that's always fun I'm joking

please refer back to the tag along in front of the bar

Ross

horrible [ __ ] send me a meme the other day and say you want it stealing 245 million dollars from the

Denver Broncos so it was [ __ ] your man at the bottom

told you he wasn't that good Green Bay I give a little bit of a pass too but the Bucks and the Broncos teams are too good

to be bucks not that good they got a lot of players bro oh we doing worst Tech

right now got it yeah they got a lot of names defensive trash they can't run the ball olon sucks

but the Giants won six and one nothing else to say here kind of mad

about it but gotta roll with it at this point but about all you want to pick

still was from a couple years ago hey what you mean when y'all was killing oh record when we wasn't killing in team 10

and over some stupid I mean that's true it shouldn't have won them no but the Giants should the games that they

winning like they're actually winning some of these games we weren't winning these shits it was a pure y'all keep

this in Danny dimes I just see that [ __ ] every week bring a rabbit out of that and y'all keep [ __ ] on them

and I'm Gonna Keep animal keep amen Dave ball turned uh stop Gap

quarterback I don't know give Miss 20 million to stay another year better franchise Quan

if he performs give him another 25 give him a little bump but like you lock I'm not locking him in the [ __ ] saquan

I don't give a [ __ ] you've been dope for six games like I've been watching you four years I'm I'm what you that's my standard

you've been great six games I'm sorry great seven games that [ __ ] that's your stance on running backs

I feel like you can't argue it everybody every running back

when they paid big money too nobody exactly it hasn't panned all of them or

every last one of them when they go get these jobs if you look them up all of them I agree but

foreign

retroactive yeah you will be franchise to 2030.

yeah franchise money don't be shitty money no it's crazy

freedom and they want the long-term deal with the guarantee I agree with that a lot of them it's the guarantee it's a hold up because of the position I agree

I mean while we on football what do y'all think of that ref asking for Mike Evans autograph after the game

they said he wasn't asking for autograph but I don't give a [ __ ] what they said the NFL is investigating it no but they

found out that he wasn't asking for autograph Ed what were they asking for I don't know

good spot to eat yeah why he dropped that [ __ ] right open pass right now write these directions down for me sign

your name how exactly do you drop that past Mike Evans all right let's say you wouldn't have some photograph what could

he be possibly asking him for in that hallway you shouldn't be canoodle over players if you're rough I know here we

go yeah but even after the game is on yeah yeah and I know this from Yes actually

working at uh China Stadium a couple years ago you like the players you know they still

work everywhere hey [ __ ] we had to go get it some of us wasn't rich I may Pump It Up for um pump pump he was a giant

she was going up there I was working but what are you doing now come on come on

oh wait could they try to get me to do that one yeah that's what you was doing doing what oh man get your glizzies

yeah no [Applause]

that's how he got his name ice

and glizzies beer and glizzies but now they do have this thing where like you can't even if

you see a ref like nobody players from either team you can talk to the players but you cannot speak to a ref the the

players from the teams are not supposed to speak to the refs like did you speak to him no hell no they barged you on

this um he memorized this too well they told him this to his face no hey hey get

away from Victor Cruz you [ __ ] bomb ass

but yeah so yeah to see that to see Mike Evans they got free hot dogs I don't

know what they did I never had hot dogs I never had a hot dog in your life right

I said I didn't have them there it wasn't my position nachos I didn't have

I didn't sell none of that there parks you know speaking of the stadiums and and [ __ ] just Arenas and [ __ ] Dallas

is nice right there yes but what did they have to do anything into that cowboy thing no

that's what you're saying y'all one yeah [ __ ] who played that way

y'all beat us the Declan yeah he did they beat the lights you look good no not great

um anyways I was trying to investigate I

think I told y'all maybe off Mike I don't remember if I did I was trying to go to the Knick game for opening night uh sick Courtside you know you know get

us two core sized seats man ain't nothing there you go the [ __ ] hit back I was like all right that'll be nine

grand see a little something that's it that is up y'all got the Bears

where Dallas don't play Nobody

it's just everybody in the Giants play we don't play no mind either oh okay we have one of the weaker schedules yeah you do

um that's how the NFL's rigged not 4 500 to see is up for the garden that's all

and it's going to keep being up with them reports about the Knicks being uh the uh most valuable franchise or some

[ __ ] they bugging now so I went to go check to see what they was playing it's like the bullets or some [ __ ] the

Pistons they didn't even exist it was a Pistons okay good thing I'm

about to pay 4500 now I can watch the Pistons you're right

they bugger they're when staff get to town it's about I could have went to the [ __ ] opening

night in Memphis for cheaper than that see John Moran get every [ __ ] call in the world

we're gonna continue that's why you're talking about Beyonce [ __ ] [ __ ] I will fly to Turkey and see Beyonce before I

get somebody some [ __ ] 50 bands no that was that was a like I said that was something different that was an auction

s I'm still I could fly over there really grinder lost our appeal damn sure

did it's [ __ ] up it's horrible

chill out yo I didn't even say nothing you did say something not in relation to that okay

see that's the thing you say some [ __ ] in his pod with a straight face trying to trick y'all and then it tricked them and then it's like yes then you're

canceled yeah no it's [ __ ] up it is but I mean if you know what's going on

they want the little arms dealer [ __ ] whoever they want The Merchant of death yeah you want to stop pumping money into

the uh your crane on it mm-hmm

think about it I ain't got to think about it I already spent time figuring out how that call

went Brittany Greiner wife or manager calling up to the White

I thought she was gonna be the White House [Laughter]

they gotta caller ID hi Brittany Grant is still over there what you need to be Brittany grinner what did she do she's a

basketball player all right what team decided Seth all right please hold

grab a Snicker hey yes it's not funny it's not funny

why are we all laughing because you're a jackass I'm talking to you she's not gonna do that nine years let me be serious for a

minute I do not think she's gonna do that nine years but they're gonna try to continue this to get this negotiation going for sure that's all how many she

been going too no she has nothing too no February 17th okay not even a year not even a year yet

it feels like mad long it does it does maybe like two she might say it for like two

you said she might sit for two and then some political [ __ ] will take place yeah it's hard to even judge that with the

political aspect hopefully soon hopefully so soon

hopefully she comes home soon and hopefully they start negotiating soon

The Merchant of death and let him out man come on

nah but they they want us to stop funding money to the Ukraine that's a whole different ballgame

you know what I'm saying like you ain't saying thoughts and prayers are her family yo for sure yeah definitely

um uh we skipped over that drinking 21 album

too soon just because I'd be joking about you oh Pete Carroll's The Man by the way

why yes he is Seahawks look like they miss a beat since and Russell and I'm not trying to be funny I think Geno

Smith might be the worst quarterback I've ever seen in my life in the NFL

he is kicking ass worst quarterback ever he's like the worst quarterback he used

to be my worst ever Mark Sanchez is worse than that yeah yeah they was neck and neck they was

kissing cousins buckets what was uh Rex from um

when they went to the Super Bowl what about what's his name

ain't the worst no but Pete Carroll's up there 80 years old coaching the [ __ ] out running up and down the sidelines like

he uh just got off the Peloton he's the man he's on Adderall

so stop yo all right I think it's 80 years old [ __ ] heart with a bust open

really I mean I don't know the after effects of Adderall y'all might be more proficient

yeah you probably know a little bit yeah a little something song

I mean you know that ain't really my will house but um I never had one never had Adderall me either [ __ ] um no

I heard that she was like a limitless bill it is yeah yeah I heard not you studying all that

[ __ ] yeah I'm good I'm passed [ __ ] when I get too smart I think I'm smart enough

already yo um we we uh I saw something that Gilly had posted

the other day okay we gave you know day props for uh signing a new deal with bar stools I

think that um it was dope because they had wallow when he first came home

and here I put like a thousand dollars out 20s 50s just a thousand dollars in random bills and he was saying like yo

he had a little scribbled up notepad you could tell he was jotting down [ __ ] in jail real looking pad you know what I'm

saying Doodles on it and um he was like yo I'm gonna turn this thousand dollars I'll only be home like five six days and

this is my thousand dollars and he was like yo I'ma turn this thousand dollars into a hundred grand then he said yo I'm gonna take that 100

Grand I'm gonna turn that into a million I'm gonna take a million and turn that into a hundred million you know what I'm saying and it was kind of inspiring that

[ __ ] really came home from doing 19 years in jail and he took a thousand dollars and do whatever you know what I

mean Journey they took it's amazing that he just signed the deal so I think that gets overlooked we we shine a light on a

bunch of negative [ __ ] sometimes that do whatever power of affirmation manifestation

whatever the case may be he been home five years his [ __ ] have been out here for 30 and 40 years that ain't do what

he did in five so I think that you know I mean some kudos to them for that absolutely I agree yeah let's double up

on the round of applause again congratulations to both Gilly and wallow and all and and whoever's behind us

the entire staff we love to see it we love to see it love it and again shout out to Barstool getting it done for

keeping us right getting it done keeping them in house we love that we love that shout out to both of them uh I don't

have anything else that I that I need to it's burning a hole in my heart that I need to share with the viewing and

listening public I think I'm cool let me see what's today

uh the Yankees man wow they suck boy did you guys [ __ ] blow it

200 200 seats at the game turned into twenty dollar tickets for game four

yikes you said what game four of the ACLS uh

was those tickets were going for over two hundred dollars and they dropped down to twenty dollars

after they lost that game three twenty dollars couldn't sell it people were

walking out damn outclassed by the Astros

s yeah they just got your number yo like boxing you can beat all these other [ __ ] but

did one Joker just style you can't conquer Tyson Fury Deontay Wilder

yeah spend some money Yankees oh it's been spent spend some money I'm gonna let you

get a little bit more hate off oh definitely pitching definitely definitely pitching I'll let you get a

little bit more hate off any team was hurt but I mean I don't want to make excuses they might be hurt

yeah at this point in the season everybody you know what I'm saying or you you just have enough [ __ ] where

you deep enough to sustain the injuries you know what I'm saying hey there's some hate from yeah drama back again

with another tape him in West Side goodness for our day [Music]

man wow Hitler where's Hermes 10. now the gangster girls

don't stop I was that's work yeah

you need to chill out that Snoop tape is tough part that [ __ ]

is tough I heard a little bit is it's not gonna put some [ __ ] on there all right when we get a lodge against the

girls don't say nothing you don't want to chill out everybody going to keep keep calling drama phone

he's gonna say yes to somebody should say no to there's a few gangster grills that's gonna drop that we don't need what if

it's left then I'll come in here and say slap I'll come in and say it's like if Elijah make a slap I'll say slam

hey can you make slaps who are the ones we don't need ASAP Rocky I knew that video

mixtapes you got to know you got to know when to separate your personal hate from musical hate ASAP but still make a slap

logic [Music] all my chips to the center of the table

it'll be about a violent free Festival not a not a slap around

oh those were all just fools oh man so all right for our part of this show

segment we have Rose Round of Applause for a rose what's up Bros hey Rose hey

girl hey girl all right Rose says what is something women do

that guys find emasculating that you think we as women are not aware of

do you want to be serious if you want to be funny it's already laughing I think that's the

answer bro girls always like trying to hump you or touch your butt plate like

do a dumb little [ __ ] with you you know what I mean with long fingernails yes

you scratching some tissue that I'm sure I need you getting some you're getting some water they just coming behind you

like yours what's your problem I'm making you like do some Sucker For Love ass kissy [ __ ]

in front of your peoples and [ __ ] are you watching the game or something like that something you know masculine and fun she comes like I'll give you a kiss

or when she call you and she know you with your peoples and now she got you got to put the little show on yeah

guys okay she know better with my [ __ ]

fam I can't pod guard this gives a little insight okay

don't call me funny first of all no you you're not the

podcast no what are you no I'm not I'm Joe tickling any sort of tickling tickling yeah you ticklish I mean if you

catch me at the right spot the right time oh man this six five ass [ __ ]

[Laughter]

no I'm not ticklish as a grown adult no I can't think of no other [ __ ] that

one like on a playful tip no I can't really think of no [ __ ] I'm sure of some but don't well you already did it with

the fingernail [ __ ] that's not funny yeah you can't don't bowling ball me

yo her telling you how to do your job emasculating I know she might be trying to help she might just be trying to help

her telling you a better way that you can manage your money hey shut up [ __ ]

[Laughter]

her telling you anything now you gotta get out yeah her talking

work harder yeah

jokes what else is a masculine funny let me see let me see like when they drunk

and try to blow you into some sex y'all when your girl basically when your girls

don't get you sober yeah her saying anything about your parents is a masculine you don't know them they

don't know you keep my parents out of this it can be for sure your mother was right when she said

[Laughter] [ __ ] listen

what else when they find a little black a little Black Adam [Laughter]

utensils I didn't even know we're made to get that [ __ ] out of there

no I'm not watching man that [ __ ] is like how do you all say that's not I mean that [ __ ] is like 30. you somewhere

you you and your house getting dressed for the day you throw that [ __ ] on you stand in front of the mirror you feeling

confident here she come and you got five little bumps right here and you got five little blackheads right here that you

will ever let me get which is like yo get off me yeah get them [ __ ] words yeah

get them but I feel like this other man right now you feel like what less of a man yeah for the black her her her getting gas in

the car is emasculating too yeah she come on hey I stopped at the gas

nothing that's true oil change oil change look how stupid men are we are done yeah we are men down take the trash

out oh [ __ ] groceries don't touch the don't bring the groceries in the house no you could bag

up the trash but if it looked like you taking it out the house now you're trying to be funny like I

wasn't gonna walk by the trash can no like I ain't got no muscle yeah I'd be thinking like like I said

with groceries yo you you let me grab you some of them bags no [ __ ] I don't care if it's 30 bags and two cases of

water I got them all and I'm gonna take them in one trip that's right cutting the circulation your fingers be

purple purple hair I don't even care don't touch nothing it's a masculating when you make her change the tire the

flat tire yo mom yo I could have did that but good

luck nice with that tired

girl jack that [ __ ] up quick you jacked it up while I was sitting

here that's crazy Rose we can't be serious about nothing

no no no no even though we're serious try it we try I'm serious right now though

right here that's America you got to work harder I

said family your relationship is over or not and lo and behold two years later it was a wrap

oh he milked it for a little bit no you had a sugar mama you probably planned this Escape if

you're not moaning while you're giving your best stroke moves yo chicken hit

you with the harder harder harder

I could do this all day actually nah I'm masculating

here we are [ __ ] the grill don't touch the grill I call you I can

see you doing that yeah you ain't mad as hell her coming home after you as a masculated

what where are you that

at night time it's the difference anytime if you get

all my sick she get home at seven no that's fine come in at 1 30 and she come

home at past nine past me come home at 1 30 she come home at three oh yeah no

yeah that yeah no aren't they just go and check to see what number

check who I don't know I see you like tell me your location your spy Secrets check

locations I spy head ass [ __ ] I'm out of here Rose we love you we do love you thank you it's sleeping time stop

emasculating us that's just the bottom line um all right where we at is there anything

else I'm forgetting wait it said that the dope boy did the cocaine distributor

uh three three uh I didn't know they have Uber Coke in New York

but they got a delivery service for the coke and three people that died

um ordering Coke from the same delivery person and supposedly I come up supposedly you have fentanyl get his ass

lock them up what I want all the Distributors of

fentanyl laced drugs to be arrested because I do believe that a lot of those

people were not trying to unboxing too yeah for sure got a little update

Kanye is now worth a dollar Serena retired again Gap announces that it has taken immediate steps to remove Yeezy

Gap product from our stores one of the several Brands to act in the wake of his anti-semiticism that's easy

there's in the big bags oh Gap you're moving the garbage bags from the front of the store wow to the garbage wow to

the to the side over there yeah all right

we need some Gap shut up Gap that's everybody now this is just follow the train now

and I keep seeing these little reports Kanye plans on building his own Eco City full of like dogs give it up buddy

hey the second you put a town up that is the next town down Rosewood Park yeah oh please getting him

out of here buddy uh anything else anything else let me see let me see let me see we're six and one we're six and

one you see coaching Man Down wealthy

you want more for them than you wanted for you yeah man come on man

uh so what he was doing look I found it I found it ice come on bump this heat

bump this heat bump the sea ice brand new

just touched down Glock 22. let's go

[Music] out I

scene where you at come outside [ __ ]

got a glock four five you get hit with this nine hey

you got hit in the spot damn wait hold up

not a hook got me here you go oh

[ __ ] no it's hard why are you slumped over

slumped over yeah yeah give birth too though

hey look at the background can I stop by and see you

tonight we slept him over

Glock 19. hey all right hey yo now you should have let that run I was doing

that see sometimes it should just be sounding all right don't mean our condone the

[ __ ] that was kind of smooth you know

congratulations today young guy can you put the money closer to you Doug what's wrong with you audio quality

well I got nothing I'm chilling uh let me see

let me see let me see let me see let me see

find out what parks knows

somebody gonna fill me in on a joke I'm sick of you

you'd be knowing all of them I actually hold up for a second oh that's not talking like that

interview can you come in like you normally sound I can't believe I'm looking at two

[ __ ] winless in Monopoly still after all this time it's coming here trying to talk all this real estate greatness and

then get wiped up in Monopoly legs know what happens at his big age

you know what happens right what no I don't you ain't in control of the deal other [ __ ] [ __ ] your whole world

though oh my God yo man this was a good day to pause for

some reason I'm in a real good mood I think it's that fourth quarter energy you want to be your best self during the

fourth quarter you want to be as alert and aware as punctual prompt efficient in the

fourth quarter I think that's what's going on with me a little bit no distractions head head down to the

Finish Line well one distraction I'm gonna get to you [ __ ] it's coming

God bless you good night keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you would do

farewell adios cerebri hasta la vista

girl you got me saying my mama I wish that I could pull over and get this

thing started aggressive man I want to do all right we going man do remember

life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's

all that we have oh first time they call me

j-o-s-c-p-h-b-u-d-d-e-n tell me what you um y'all stupidity call me is H in the shut

up [ __ ] they call me I see E I see like shut up

yo y'all hold it down till next time everybody have a great great weekend do

your best to get back home to your families do your best to get back to work do your best to show up wherever

you need to be remember if you are busy doing everything that you're not supposed to do that means that you are

not doing everything that you are supposed to do take that from Joe

and we going man until next time oh now tell me

[Music] that's a charge today Usher no no no he said tell me there's a

charge too you can't walk up to no girls you will be arrested

deuces

we do need a guy stripped off Vegas we need to catch the ocean shall we do

hold it down

now baby tell me what you want to do with Joey

what [ __ ] parkour No Doubt

oh Joey [Music]

yeah use your real name antoini

[Laughter] [Music]

Jersey Club watch your [ __ ] mouth that was that

Jersey Club yeah [ __ ] we out of here for Daddy