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Legend the pits the pit the pit yes

Legend in two games

they know about me on the pit furnished

a lot of rooms with the pit are we lying

we're live

all right God damn it look already

looking to me don't look to me I'm

[ __ ] up and sad

[ __ ] up assassins I woke up with word

all right so let me just start with some

sadness I'm gonna try to push push us

through so we have a good broadcast here

this mic ain't the way it's supposed to

be I'm better than this

only these [ __ ] talk away from the mic

don't talk no you don't no I don't know

you don't no I don't you don't I'm

telling you I don't a year and a half

y'all can't talk I talk right into them

like right here Center the mic yeah I

know let's see let's see professional

let's see if the pocket want to pay a

dollar every time somebody don't talk to

me no I'm worried about me y'all can do

what y'all want

welcome

what episode

wait was that your intro no

welcome welcome I was just telling you I

was trying to leave oh my oh my God

all right bleed on the couch for a

second before we get started yeah

rub around a little bit everybody tell

us a little [ __ ] all right listen some

days it's tough to come to work it is

some days it's tough to come to work man

that's really just the bottom line I

didn't hit a tap dance

I'm not here to sugarcoat it

sometimes when it's rough to come to

work

you're afforded the luxury of like a one

or two day buffer between bad news

happening and you processing it

not today

I woke up

bright and ready to get to work but I

was still a little foggy-eyed it's

around six in the morning grab my phone

and the takeoff news was the very first

news that I saw

uh then I had to go through some water

in my face I thought I thought the phone

was bugging I thought maybe it was just

a scuffle or something happening and I'm

just reading this wrong and

unfortunately I was incorrect

so I want to start with the rest in

peace

to take off

condolences to the entire culture there

are too many people I know that have

heavy hearts and are in deep deep

mourning right now

uh

one of the most legendary groups of all

time I'm gonna go on the record and say

no doubt and this is a tough loss but

they all are tough losses so this will

be a tough part to do but I cried I

cried

I cried I got I got my tears out the way

hopefully for good

but I cried because you watch these

people kind of grow up

that's why like you remember these

[ __ ] when they looked a little not

dusty but maybe the money wasn't there

it was early on just signed the contract

just signed a deal long hair not the

oiliest

[ __ ] getting clowned Mumble rap the

[ __ ] are they talking about what's going

on and then you see gentlemen build an

entire Empire

and become the wave

and set the tone

and become the footprint of everything

that was to come musically in our genre

so we're gonna just do a tribute

I know Atlanta is heavy heavy heavy

heart

your heart's kind of been heavy

so this is just even more on top of that

but uh

I'm gonna attempt to celebrate life

though I I feel like I feel like

of course we were shouting before bro I

feel like you were dancing on this one

yeah I felt like yo I felt like it was

like like it was always your time it was

your time to prove it is that something

you had in your mind when you was going

in recording oh for sure enough is

enough you know I'm chill and I'm trying

to laid back but it sounded profit you

know what I mean I mean time to give me

my flowers you know I don't want them

later on when I'm here

microphone check one two what is this

yo what episode is this

five seven five yo speaking of the mic

like a man five seventy yo be a man

you hear me

they still won't speak in the mic 575.

no 575 no but still still though

it's your last day [ __ ] you're gonna

repeat it what the [ __ ] you talking

about in Spanish yeah yeah word look it

up in French

uh welcome to episode 575 of the Joe

Budden podcast

I'm your humble gracious grateful and

highly favored especially thankful today

especially thankful today uh host Joe

Button here with a few of my nearest

some dearest issues here Isis here Parks

is here Corey is here young boys and oh

[ __ ] this ain't even Junction Rob left

Erickson you good man

you need a puppy my God Alex is back

there and we're gonna sit the round of

applause for Alex

it is officially his last day this is

not Deja Vu we have just lost our entire

young boy group to greener pastures

indeed but we got a day but a happy day

we got some [ __ ] in remote no hey

shout to the remote

uh Alex how you feeling man it's

bittersweet man gonna miss y'all but you

know ready for graduation

yeah man we proud of you yeah we love

you issues especially sad yeah I know he

tell you you know you know you know why

he tight this this rocks his whole world

his Universe I see it but you know he

got more argument for y'all now I'm out

of here so yeah you got you got him on

the text though

well congratulations Alex we love you

thank you for all that you said

we'll see you at the mixer I mean even

if I'm not invited I'm there even if I'm

not invited now now my G all right as

soon as y'all start mixing them in there

oh yeah yeah there's gonna be some more

mixing too it's gonna be some more

mixing uh the Mixology I'm in there

um

gentlemen

come on give me something

I gave y'all 10 minutes to [ __ ] get

it together go ahead jump in I still

ain't got it together man

like

I don't even know I don't even know

where to yeah it's a hole it is bro like

I want some hard [ __ ] to wake up to woke

up early this morning

alarm went off when it wasn't supposed

well I left it on and I it's kind of

like you did I just saw the phone I'm

like oh am I tripping yeah my man it was

just my man sent me the [ __ ] in the

middle of the night it was like the

middle of the night and I woke up and I

was like you lying

like

why are you a man texting you in the

middle

because you know I'm on the biggest

Urban podcast in the world

you're right

this is cultural relevance to our

podcast [ __ ] nah but all jokes aside

all of the [ __ ] that we talk about and

we've been talking about with regards to

all this racial [ __ ] all this you know

what I mean like this Kanye [ __ ] all of

that [ __ ] really don't matter when we

really just not taking care of ourselves

and I should just hit home every time

something like this happens

for me

yeah this this hit

this [ __ ] me up because like as

details start coming out and I'm just

like

he just was there

you know what I'm saying he was just

there

so for the audience uh

that hasn't heard

The Story Goes that he was in Houston

with quavo at a party

uh it was a dice game that takeoff was

not

um part up

beef happened somehow shots happen

somehow and takeoff was unfortunately

hit that's allegedly I don't have any

details this is the first story I'm

certain that facts will continue to come

out

um

this footage online unfortunately like

this just [ __ ]

there's a lot here

I don't know where to begin

feels like Groundhog's Day damn you

it's just a sad thing dog it just we

hope for it to stop and [ __ ] just seems

like it's never gonna stop

in in this particular culture

like this

this could be this right here this

particular situation could be anybody

burn like you you we all been around

[ __ ] shooting guys or playing Spades

anything and and that that's the part

that just keeps [ __ ] me up it's like

we we always say the goal is to get back

home

yeah that's your that's your primary

goal that's the goal every day like to

make it back home you got loved ones you

know you just want to get back home and

for something like this like

I really am [ __ ] up

like I don't know another way to put it

it's us

why you keep saying that expound on that

um probability versus possibility

okay it's a possibility that

you could walk outside and get hit by

lightning it's a possibility that you

could

get ran over by a truck you know what

I'm saying it's a possibility that

anything happened to you but it seems

like within our within our Realms the

probability just starts it just it's

just higher yo it's just higher like

these are successful men young men

um that seemingly have escaped

the hood

like seemingly being the opportunity of

course so you think like I'm out I'm out

I'm at a party that is with other people

of your

supposed stature you know what I'm

saying monetarily because if you were

just around this up this is all

assumption because again we don't have

all the details but it was a party a a

industry party um so you think and if

you go to an industry party that some of

these elements I don't know that it was

industry party

you do not know I don't know

well there's rumors that it was

the host of the party is

allegedly that don't tell me it's an

industry party I've heard those same

rumors that's why I'm making it a point

to say I do not know that was an

industry party I know who's there gotcha

but when you know what I'm saying you

just think that it'll be a certain

Echelon of people I could kind of wear

my jewelry I could kind of be a little

looser you know what I mean like if

you're in the middle of the ghetto in

another state that you don't know nobody

you might not enjoy it you might not be

in that dice game

you know what I'm saying like because

your p's and q's you're gonna be up it's

like how I carry myself amongst my

friends and in my own hood of course

your radar is up but if I go to Philly

or if I go to DC or if I go to Memphis

I'm not doing the same [ __ ] that I would

do at in Newark

you follow me unless I feel some level

of comfortability right and so my thing

is or you go to a city and get with some

people that provide you with a certain

level of comfort comfortability right

and then only for it to be

a false sense of comfortability and I

say that it typically falls on us

because

um in other genres and other cultures

this [ __ ] just don't be happening bro

like we we could lie about it all we

want we could blame them it just don't

be happening and it's a sad thing that

we need to address

we need to address it internally we

can't fix it if we we look into the

house what's the part that needs to be

addressed that young black men are being

killed at a high people are being killed

in every other culture I'm just going to

provide some pushback we may not be

privy to all the details of it because

maybe they keep it in the house or we

not traveling in those circles sure that

that happens what I'm saying is this our

entertainments our millionaires

um we are losing people in

you don't see people falling by the

wayside in r b

you don't see people falling by the

wayside in pop music to violence I'm not

talking about a heart attack I'm not

talking about uh OD I'm not I'm talking

about too violence bro we are being

killed and murdered

you don't see that happening in in other

places and we we again will address some

other [ __ ] but we won't address the

in-house issues the in-house issues have

to be addressed and some accountability

got to start happening

okay what does accountability look like

am I pontificating right now I don't

want to pontificate but I just think

this is interesting I just think that yo

dog we we us we just gotta we gotta we

gotta fix it we gotta do better we gotta

um it sound fake we got it no it don't

it just sounds like it sounds like

realistic

one liner yeah let me guess all right so

look we can roll listen and it's true no

no wait wait wait we can roll us into

the puff [ __ ] right we can roll into the

pup [ __ ] puff over the weekend got

enough

semi-heated argument with the guy I

don't know his name he plays two-bit on

power that could have went way left

almost dead puff caught itself

he showed a level of restraint

and caught himself

yo dog I don't even want to be on that

type of energy I don't want to be on

that type of time I love you let me get

a hug blah blah blah blah puff he's 30

years in so I'm not saying that a 28

year old or 25 year old or 22 year old

will have the training that puff has nor

the restraint I'm just saying those

types of things need to be more

normalized

we coming from a situation where we got

one foot and one foot out so you know

how in our neighborhoods how problems

get dealt with we know that but that has

to stop you know especially as the money

grows that has to stop in my opinion

no I have so much to say about

everything that

you just said and disagree

um I don't know if I'm gonna call it

disagreeing now ain't even the time for

that we'll just talk

uh

and the part I guess I I did have

something to say about

he he ended with which is gentleman's 28

years old

puff has

some version of puff

for most of my life

and you got to learn these things in

real time and puff has had the chance

because of how successful partly because

of how successful and how much of an

earner and Driver of inventory he has

been

to correct himself

I watch these these Migos guys grow up

in front of my face I feel like they

like Hip-Hops Jackson Five I'm just

freestyling but I'm I get it so you're

right like there was a time where I was

on a block that I shouldn't have been on

almost got my head popped off and thank

God it didn't happen so now I learned I

was able to take the lesson from that

and apply it uh

and some of that was hip-hop [ __ ] at the

time right got big truck rims just got

it done got my [ __ ] it's a birthday

sometimes we run over here right right

so

I just want to be careful about how we

address

law black loss of life in these moments

and so we don't beat ourselves up too

much because for me Hip-Hop Hip-Hop is

violent yo like that's the uh over

overall point for me is that we can't

complain about some of these things when

every single day

there's millions and millions of people

based in their lives lives in these

principles

true that's that's that's I guess what

my issue is no I just said we come from

a culture where you one foot in the

culture part the culture itself how we

deal with issues I mean when they arise

in our culture is a certain way that's a

fact I think that needs to change there

needs to be a shift that's a fact let me

add on to the culture point

but from the perspective of from the

perspective of just gambling we want to

talk about gambling and we were just

talking outside you can't even play celo

in Vegas

you can't

I'm sure there's a reason for it I don't

know what that reason is but I think

it's a regional game

okay so take CeeLo out of it there's

your crap still there's gambling in

Vegas

I won't speak to who runs Vegas

but you can't just go to Vegas and do

anything you want

practice there are invisible boundaries

up that you may not even be aware of

that are in place

because this is high stakes high value

lives can be lost

if the wrong [ __ ] happens here hey take

it a step further I use myself we've

just ran into Staten Island one night to

gamble

with our gambling [ __ ]

and it was a long dark route

and I couldn't tell you how to [ __ ] to

get back there and we was with some

[ __ ] that we knew but when we went in

there

it looked militant military

Russian mob [ __ ] you couldn't even

cheat me if you wanted to

something would happen to you in here

but this is organized

I guess I'm speaking to the organization

organization of certain things

and

that's the area we lacking

like there is a way to gamble

there's a way to do it safe and

peacefully some of these spots in the

city I'm talking about the low spots

where it was Big Money big money we

searching you when you come in it's

metal detectors it's bouncers it's off

duty it's cop security it's it's you

know better it's ran a certain way it is

ran a certain [ __ ] well you know better

so it's unfortunate that

if there's a party I don't know what

type of party it was but we all party it

could happen and again we have the

luxury of hindsight here so I'm aware

that that's true but it's a party we all

we all party we all been out of town and

parties for sure we all have tried to

move in a manner to which we would be

able to get back home and I've been a

part of being the peaceful guy in

bunches where somebody else wasn't so

peaceful and now we ended something that

I had no idea now it's bottles flying

and tables flying and now it's just how

the [ __ ] do you get out of here

so we've all been in a little with that

that's another one of the sad parts

about this for me is that he wasn't

gambling

he wasn't

he was just there yeah

one gambling

that's where I identify

because I was just telling you I my

entire life

have stayed away from dice games

no not me I'll run two of them actually

I put some days but I run to them I run

to him in a comfortable in a comfort in

a comfortable situation like in the hood

you could just be driving down the

street and see some [ __ ] you don't

know and they got a dice game going on

some people jump out and get in that

dice game I wouldn't do that but I've

played dice games in some places that

were probably not the safest though

yo

again I'm speaking from a 46 year old

brain I used to call me like yo I'm

going to blah blah blah I'd be like I'm

good

ask him I'm good but I have enough

discernment at this age too

make that call

you know what I mean like where's if I

was in my 20s I might have been like

yeah I'll meet you there what time they

could get I'm just saying like and again

I think just we just need but the fact

that we can't go do that

we should be able to go do that with a

level of service

a probability that you're gonna get home

or not getting no [ __ ] that's what I

mean you know that has to be fixed it

has to be fixed how you fix that you

think I don't think but who goes out

aside from people that may not be boss

right there

but who goes out and oh I can't even say

it I get it yeah they do yeah

I don't of course we don't

we got stuff to live for we got stuff to

care about and if I know that some of

them will be there

some of them be my my friends good yeah

that's what I'll be saying it'd be an

energy thing yeah I'm good following

energy hey because some of them are my

friends I know where not to go exactly

for sure like y'all laughed at it when I

said it like I wasn't joking if I see a

flyer or something that says 99 bottles

100 bottles I don't want to go there and

that's not even

it's just I know the crowd that oh I

could get a bottle for cheap and show

off I could go get two of them

that person ain't gonna be in the same

spot where if it's a 450 exactly

we shouldn't have to do that but

that's just how it is and then you just

realize how horrible certain how toxic

certain [ __ ] is culturally as you repeat

it to someone else right because now

that we're at this internet today this

internet phase and before I even get to

the internet phase like shock waves

through the community my mom called me

at 7 A.M

my dad called at 703

and said hey uh your little brother is

calling from school saying that they

just shot better than like

oh wait this oh [ __ ] they hit me now

they talking about this in high school

um

it's a big deal this is it's the it's

now the kids the kids know about it from

school and I have to explain it to my

parents in a span of 20 [ __ ] minutes

this is their locks

yeah

you know what the locks was for us you

know what I'm saying or if you go

further what Run DMC was for some of us

this is that's the Migos is that for

them

that's how relevant and important they

are to them

you know what I'm saying when you 20

years old like you just said for the

last seven eight nine years these boys

have been on the tear

mm-hmm 10 years

damn near that's their losses that's

their Dipset that's their Run DMC

you know what I'm saying like these

[ __ ] is culturally relevant they're

they are damn near yeah they are I was

about to say they're damn near iconic

they're being irrelevant

yes a lot of people [ __ ] up right now

yeah yeah

QC Atlanta cardi

offset

cuevo

sweetie it doesn't it don't matter all

that up everybody yeah anybody who was

around ever at any point

you feel the way

I felt away and I wasn't even around

[ __ ] yeah I don't know I never met him

a day in my life and I was like oh I'm

in a loss for words

with every rapper did that you see I see

myself in in every rapper so with every

rapper that dies a piece of you goes I

take you know what I take from it I take

um

what they could have potentially done

so we're going to use puff we can use J

we could use the QC we could use them

right they got out

we got out and the sky is the limit so

they got out in their 20s right and

every time I've heard them talk they

seem like really intellectual dudes for

sure they could have been the next

Senators they like that's what I'm

talking about when they take our kids at

20 years old you taking their Potential

from them what they could have been from

them and from us

these guys got kids yo you reminded me

of what I was saying you realize how

toxic it is when you try to repeat it to

somebody we had this error now where

it's social media time so the internet

and these young kids they don't even

understand some of that [ __ ] that y'all

talking about and you got to say hey

this is what happens at the dice game

again how stupid that sounds yeah

that was what I was thinking in the in

the shower this morning look at all the

people that we've lost over the years

and going through the explanations in my

head of why we lost them it's like for

what this like for what oh [ __ ] that was

the other thing that hit me in the

shower when Easy E died my ogs was

[ __ ] up

I was a little [ __ ] up but I didn't

understand in fact I didn't get it I

didn't get it by the time Park and

Biggie died

that shocked the world

but shocked me and a lot of people

because we wasn't used to rappers just

dying at the clip especially two

prominent back-to-backs yeah so

today is like these kids are used to

that's every they have normalized death

so that's why it's so easy for them to

pick up an AR and blow your [ __ ] head

off because it's normal to them

it has been normalized whether video

games are doing it television is doing

it music is doing it they seeing it

every day on the news I think it's that

dog it's a combination of all of them

but it's normal death is normal I

remember when big pass I remember when

podcast that wasn't normal none of that

was normal

they're always talking about pnb a month

ago mm-hmm

that's crazy dog and that's why I'm

saying culturally this [ __ ] got to stop

like it it has to stop and you can tell

it kind of they've normalized it because

when something happens

look at how they respond to it it's it's

ain't nobody running they just pulling

the phones out and like yo yo yo you

want a coffee yeah it's like you what

you want

is normal

I don't want to be nowhere partying with

nobody that's just going to step over my

body if I happen to die here

just business I don't I don't want to do

that I don't want to be nowhere and die

and people start pulling out their

phones and not handling me with care

not just as morbid as it sounds

that had that has to go into your

thinking somewhat when you leave the

house yes

Dan how does that headline look if I get

popped here

I know it just sounds sick Bro it don't

do you really have to think of this [ __ ]

when every time

I don't know if it's becoming apparent

that changed me personally but every

time I walk out the house I just be like

because [ __ ] just happening everywhere

you don't have to be involved in an

altercation you don't have to be

doing something provoking something or

it don't it don't have to be none of

that no more yeah I don't want no beef

like all right you got it fam I don't

want no problems but I don't want to be

the place where the problem could happen

with some other Jokers yeah I just don't

want to be there bullets don't got no

name on them and these Jokers can't

shoot

and the thing about age big old guns

that they can't control yo I want the

biggest gun in the world most Kickback

in the world bam

they're probably strong if you can't

shoot

got bullet over there you do right in

front of you you missed them listen man

it's Halloween

like

it says I hate to say it

Halloween is probably one of the most

dangerous weekends out there always has

been

yeah life Apple just got murdered last

Halloween

never thought I never put no You might

be around never put no uh we were just

talking about Mischief tonight how not

oh

yeah we're just talking about the whole

life Halloween dying like that weekend

slow down Mischief Night turned into

gang initiation night and we was there

for the graduation of all of that that's

why Mischief might stop transition

because [ __ ] started getting popped

they're getting killed everywhere you're

right yeah so hey y'all get get in the

house with your eggs I took my little

eggs

are we throwing eggs

got out of ShopRite and went home

ain't got to tell me but once they

shooting major look major didn't made

you close the bedroom door I ain't

looking I want no part of that [ __ ]

nothing and that didn't push it down

Halloween is dangerous New Year's Eve is

dangerous

holiday season

is dangerous

yeah hence why Jokers went to trunk and

treat

to stop something stupid not to stop

some of the potential I've seen pictures

of y'all trunking and treating y'all

look dumb yo

and y'all only showing the pictures with

the parents that really went all out in

their trunk like show me the other ones

show me the ones if I was there pulled

up be three Almond Joys it's [ __ ]

Snickers some Turtle Wax

get on out of here in my neighborhood

them white kids was outside ringing

Bells knocking like everything was safe

as could be I was in the house startled

every time looking at my tank am I

expecting someone I forgot what was

going on yeah hello candy no scrunchies

what

yeah

Let It Go why I hear what you said I

heard them

that is

big Haram

celebrating none of that [ __ ] was

bilingual

you familiar with me well I'm telling

you hold on

yeah go ahead though it's good nah

seriously hey I was in the house oh

Halloween all Monday and anybody called

me on the phone hey what you doing

staying inside them [ __ ] is outside

with masks and guns

but that's it I wish we put tell them

put the mask back cover gone

cover went on vacation

I ain't gonna know bro The Masks are

giving people an excuse to be outside

with Roscoe in their pocket and things

that added level of Courage I can't get

close after the pod on Friday I call I

took my little hot ass out in the

streets for whatever day that was

there's a bunch of gang [ __ ] birthdays

laughs

that'd be the worst OG Bobby Johnson at

all one two or three [ __ ] you might

could think of a plan for when it's

their birthdays oh [ __ ] [ __ ] bought the

whole projects I'm getting out of here

enjoy your birthday I think it's from

Seven boroughs yeah I'll [ __ ] see

this bartender at another time buddy

yeah man kept my little bright ass in

the house

and on Friday night right because I'm a

stupid ass I'm thinking I don't know

when Halloween is but Saturday morning I

woke up and I'm talking [ __ ] on the

phone and I got the news on and I said

thank God we got through a Halloween and

I don't see no murders on the TV I said

that

um

and then I said oh [ __ ] it is Halloween

it was calling that [ __ ] Halloween

that's the other thing about you little

white kids y'all get a day

that's [ __ ] knocking on the door for

three days in a row

are y'all crazy

really yeah they were trick-or-treaters

out of y'all's mindses truck

yes what in the name of Matthew

McConaughey are these [ __ ] kids doing

what the [ __ ]

you're lucky my dog's dog boy

they're so lucky

to chase them [ __ ] kid I was already

mad at all the girls the [ __ ] girls

killed creativity

they'd be down a million points bugging

they was a vampire a nurse a cat Katana

a bunny and a teacher uh the katana and

the skinny one y'all yeah yeah yeah yeah

I saw a couple of chun-li's Marge

Simpsons but for the most part y'all was

cats and bunnies looking like little

rescue cats so they looking for you how

about your [ __ ] rescue the ASPCA

hey welcome to Daddy I know what Daddy

you please Papa please I'm cool and I

won't complaining me and dizzy went out

but we went to the strip club after one

and she says we have an outside a little

bit I mean they're talking on the

standings

Instagram held it down yeah but I'll be

outside see the other thing about uh

transporting yourself around you gotta

be nimble

I'll be outside 10 minutes over here

it's gonna have to be like Catch Me If

You Can five minutes over here won't

make that call [ __ ] 25 minutes over

here I'm keeping it pushed in

back to the wall Corner exit door

security that's my man's and I'm known

20 years yeah man [ __ ] that

once y'all start talking about that

party over there it up here over there

by dream the city dope no no no no

you're trying to get me by tourism

Don't Put Me by no tourism

[ __ ] yeah we've robbing tours

this [ __ ] this [ __ ] plot the robbers

out there like uber waiting on tours

dead JFK right now I can't get off that

plane

I'm not going by no tourists yo yo

bottom line be careful out there man

yeah I ain't coming here to preach or

sound all holy

be careful [ __ ] is [ __ ] up it's a cold

world out there

and everybody gets a turn

we all gonna get a turn so

[ __ ]

[ __ ] you want your turn to be a little

later on

I mean we're not in control of that

we're not in control of it

that [ __ ] is still [ __ ] what we're

gonna do is this this in the house we're

just gonna sit in the house

um no you try to you gotta hedge your

bet yeah

no I've been watching a billion no you

just gotta hedge your bet you got it you

gotta you gotta move smarter you gotta

you just gotta do things again because

it could happen you could get hit by a

truck you know what I'm saying you could

switch lanes somebody drunk hit you

whatever the case may be but the

probability you got to kind of try and

play the numbers at least

to have them be in your favor a little

more

Joe I got you buddy

we're gonna do this a couple times

yo again rest in peace to take off

thoughts prayers love to his family

friends fans loved ones

DeVito's one

you're the one that [ __ ] me up like

the stories came back to back

let them know

DeVito's three-year-old son

uh drowned

and they they

are investigating eight of

against the house staff

you goddamn right yeah

why

what happened

I mean tell them what what I mean we

don't know like the the child

from what I was just reading

the child drowned and apparently was in

the water for about two hours what

was a three-year-old and and now you

know there's a pool there

like somebody's supposed to be he was

under some other supervision other than

parents

don't know I'm saying for them to be

investigating Yeah well yeah of course

he might have been babysitter

yeah okay I was just trying to get

clarity for them yeah like for hours

I can't imagine you cannot imagine I

can't

no it's different

just my reasons to be thankful tons

tons

no [ __ ] it was a [ __ ] up morning

yes a lot

[ __ ] up morning number one

yeah I mean I hate to be that guy yeah

that's all you could say that's what

time it is that time of year losing your

son

you're three years three year old

I was stuck at the sun part but yeah

it's not your 40 year old

it's a three-year-old while you're not

there to people that you hired

not two people that you're hiring but

potentially in the into supervision or

supposed supervision of somebody that

you entrusted with your kid I was

telling my barber I'm like

oh usually when something happened

like we get a minute

do we got to come no like this [ __ ]

happened this morning and we have to

come in right away like I'm still [ __ ]

up like I I'm

my bad if I seem a little off like this

[ __ ] really is [ __ ] with us sir

especially without details we don't even

know yeah I mean like

it's hard to yeah it's hard

that's right I'm talking about Joker's

kids bro words man my daughter would be

three in a couple months like I

just can't imagine

don't look at me [ __ ]

you're the hostess with the mostest

[ __ ] get us out I'm not a Hostess of

anything

you're the owner pardon me get us out of

here owner

he's such a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you

know that yeah no I was just telling you

and me come on tell me about puffy and

two-bit

I couldn't tell if that was a purpose I

could skit I could I wasn't getting one

person was for real what no actor

somebody's about to just get it

it's gonna be a couple bits

um

species but then but then no no [ __ ]

was about to be increases be clear this

is a billion shelter puff on his

billionaire status in his Joker outfit

I'm very convincing outfit peace is a

[ __ ]

damn puff manufacturing a lot of bits no

bunch of bits the security dudes with

them yeah what happened what happened I

don't know nobody knows how it happened

because we'll tell the people what a

video footage that I saw it was them

kind of arguing but I read two but bits

face and body language it wasn't a game

when [ __ ] start doing this that's that

I'll hook off you know what I mean like

Jokers do all of that but don't touch me

don't [ __ ] do all that see what you

did don't touch me don't touch me you

know how that goes yo

so initially I don't know if he knew it

was puff he might not have known it was

Puff

possible because after a minute because

after a minute Papa was like yo dog I

did something to you like we got an

issue or problem I'll know about you

know who I am

puff asked him like you know how I am

like six times dude I have some OG [ __ ]

but then he went over there like yo dog

head's a little different when you dress

that uh perfectly as the joke yeah you

you see these celebrities the actual FX

design team too they probably had on a

seven thousand dollar purple cashmere

coat like the real Joker no he had he

had that [ __ ] from uh Party City

no he had the real he called DC yo send

the same [ __ ] y'all had Heap Ledger

send them to me yeah

talking to

anytime the explanation of the person in

the drama is too long I've got to

checked out yo this is such and such

that was in the city's in the past dog

if you can't just tell me a name and I

know I don't give a [ __ ] what happened

he's about to get learned [ __ ]

security [ __ ] was like bro please I

don't but puff said something like uh

don't you ever talk to me like that

again yeah yeah so he must have talked

to him a certain type of way nice [ __ ]

[ __ ]

both backed up had a little prop going

there so far away first and then he

flipped the gun over he had like a

little prop uh gun

but when he was hitting the ground the

gun sound like it has some metal

clicking so then look you in that Alec

Baldwin prop gun looks oh man if you and

that prop gun

anybody else see the video

right no you're right but then he had

the Joker voice on at first did it then

that's why I thought it was a skit No I

didn't then the the Yonkers puff came

out and was like oh no [ __ ] you wanna

you wanna play

come over here [ __ ] I'll bust your

mother I bust your [ __ ] with

that problem okay come over here [ __ ]

yeah

oh [ __ ] he about to get too big

publishing too

royalties

come here let me show you why I got

these publishing this publishing [ __ ]

pops all that [ __ ] yo you lucky I do

this [ __ ] I'm really about this that's

what he told them

yeah that was funny

but why is Puff fighting too big man

because puff is a gangster I keep saying

this and nobody wants to believe me

cause he made more money

he was dancing

[ __ ] I'm telling you why and the other

thing they get lost on [ __ ] about puff

is he's not small

and he's not a little guy and puff put

hands on [ __ ] yeah but yeah but you

gotta you better have some weight on you

if you want to play that game but I'm

just saying like you know you got some

[ __ ] that be running off at the mouth

but you don't know like he's documented

he's put hands on it I was checking that

joke around for that like this nigga's

fat is different than my fat

it's a little tussle you seen the first

video with uh with him and Tyler

yeah he jumped out in the street and

stopped the SUV that Tyler was in and on

his Joker [ __ ] like

with the guns getting Tyler that Creator

laughing and [ __ ] he didn't know who

like [ __ ] did not know that was puff

until oh okay all right all right all

right like who the [ __ ] is this it was

Halloween

I think it's gonna drop stop traffic

he's gonna give two bit a little message

for 50 or something

what's yo you said you want Power

let me show you got them some power

he was about to make that tank top extra

badly

I don't know two bit

you don't know what oh no he would have

been bitted up oh oh no no no no no no

Doug puff is worth a billion dollars

security gets paid to protect it did you

see how close security was to two bit

yeah yeah I did okay that's why I

thought I thought that was 250 here

I thought that was too bit secure no no

no they was as close as you could be to

somebody he's in his pocket without

physically touching deodorant

[ __ ] was on his

yo chill bro then he had the other

[ __ ] with the hit yeah

yeah whole Squad

that wasn't gonna go the way you think

Kibbles and bits

for real for real don't even flinch word

don't Flint keep your hands down there

when you got them if I see that I'm

leaving the party it's outside I can't

even get in the party I'm leaving

outside

we'll get left outside he might have got

left outside go to the nearest Subway

don't raise your hand up

but now shout out to Puff for that

Reserve

he really did show a lot of restraint

seriously I mean

it's puff Halloween parties is where it

go down there too though I don't know

that that was a Halloween party but the

second I find out that my op is really

Batman over there

because that's why [ __ ] think they

could wear a little mask and pop up man

stuff oh yeah no [ __ ] I see a little

face nose tattoo under there

yeah

these rappers got [ __ ] stupid ass

tattoos wait wait a minute speaking of

not knowing it's a Halloween party did

you see what your girl Kim K did yo

oh

Tracy Ellis were all celebrating her

50th birthday happy birthday Tracy Ellis

Ross

legendary yo you really are Uncle Paul

you know that you are Uncle Paul yo you

can't even help yourself because you're

happy birthday just sounds

happy bro

hey

happy birthday and then hit Stevie

Wonder happy man that yours was a little

what

his happy birthday was um

you had nasty Alice Ross happy birthday

I found your words but

um so so Kim K went to the party

so that's dope then she thought it was a

costume party but it was it Mystique

the full blue

[Laughter]

so just imagine

it's a Gala it's the 50th everybody

dressed in their best and then

like she ain't seen nobody walking this

word

yo give me some makeup remover real

quick damn have I seen anybody walking

in a black tie and I got on a Mystique

outfit

go to a different party

that's hilarious

no no

this is funny for Mad reasons none of

which I could say I can't say

because you know Tracy Ellis Ross

friends is Black Elite in there Shonda

rise is [ __ ] the Obama she ain't just

do that to Claudia Jordan and them

she went in there with Oprah

Oprah and Gail was all the way over at

the bar you know Kim Kardashian is crazy

man that is so on brand

that is so unprehend

wait how do we know how do we know this

story we saw it

she posted it who's she how do we post

it but she still posted the pictures

yeah but uh in my in my story I thought

it was a Halloween no in my story she

got dressed

oh that was intentional she went to the

party

they said she can't dress since Kanye

left she's just putting [ __ ] on now she

was trying to all Blues

she had to go in the bathroom get the

baby wipes I had the baby wipe that blue

out of there boy oh man oh man

yo and you [ __ ] badass what are these

kids is this generation Z what what do

they call it I've lost track yeah I'm

with the Baby Boomers I don't know what

generation why we're Millennials I don't

even know that yeah we're Millennials

these kids

have brought [ __ ] uh social social

activism to Halloween costumes

hey I respect kids was dressing up as

Dahmer people were saying hey that's

wrong

when was I laughing oh I was laughing

when they got on this all because lizzo

dressed up as Christian rock now I think

little body Halloween

but this is not a one of them type

podcast so I Ain't Gonna Keep reporting

on this so but she had a few different

outfits she dressed up as Christian on

night one what's she doing my face

nothing she did something to her teeth

she had the missing the tooth bruh what

should she have done her face Antoine

kill you you know you got that one Uncle

to sit in the chair and just tell the

truth about you when he ain't supposed

to say [ __ ] like God damn it it's

anyway she dressed up a little teeth she

put the little color in black on the

teeth for the missing too it was stupid

action all right now she put if

Christian put a fat suit on you're gonna

be a mad [ __ ]

[Laughter]

she put that Clump outfit on you're

gonna be tight

oh wait then they got on Monica

they got on Monica she dressed up his

left eyes uh oh the mug shot a mug shot

from when she burned up Andre Rison

house after he was cheating and did all

his foul [ __ ] that's because they don't

know Monica here come to activism

here come the social rights activists

[ __ ] lawyers over there hey that's

wrong and it's inconsiderate that man

you have some respect for that Dad

come on man they don't know Monica

that's all yeah

it's Halloween that's a dope costume

I ain't gonna hold you let's do it

so like that's creative the left eye

joint that's creative yeah it was our

culture that

build up reinforcing these things here

we go did you see the dude he his

costume he had on glasses

he had his dreads down he had an orange

jumpsuit

a basketball

he put a w next to the NBA yo that's all

this

and a vape pen in his hand

it's a Halloween costume and he was

walking free

should have made a citizen's arrest

said yeah should have gone I'm too

bedded up

to people's you know

that's not funny to me but no that's

something

it's a little too fresh a little too new

she still go through it yeah that's not

fun that's not funny okay well give up

the [ __ ] Merchant of death

foreign

give up the [ __ ] that killed a million

people

and you get your athlete they got

different double doubles yo

it's different give me my Merchant of

death and you can get you're a

professional to have click

my favorite of the Halloween costumes

little Nas X all right let me see what

he did you know he went overboard he was

Ice spiced a little chocolate spice a

little chocolate drop spice put on his

little red wig and all the top so baby

oil I was like all right [ __ ] go ahead

and plant your little chocolate stuff

around sung the song Hey

okay that was it

look up for good for a little knots yeah

shaking a little ass out there good for

everybody who enjoyed it shake some ass

out there little nose get your [ __ ] off

yeah curly wiggle a little chocolate

drop yeah

that's funny

that's hilarious

if I was really bisexual I would get him

in his career

you know how you try and get certain

people out of the game like with women

yes you do you know you don't know

no you're gonna take her off the market

you never heard that before oh oh oh oh

oh I'm like huh thought you meant like

in competition no no no you try to be

the head

dude in charge

I'm done with you

moving right along uh what else was fun

this week let me try to hearken back to

when it was fun uh

search a [ __ ] on Twitter oh [ __ ]

searching [ __ ] on Twitter they had a

field day with that yo look look at what

these guys they made I did it too

he tweeted that [ __ ] I was like oh yeah

I forgot yeah I was like yo just just I

went to go search it just to check it

out

blacks they I gotta tell you

I don't really like you

they don't [ __ ] with us yo and they

couldn't they are on our ass they was

getting creative they run into [ __ ]

score up on us [ __ ] it's different

there's remixing yeah they was just

black people

[ __ ]

hey no matter what you say yeah it's a

beautiful day out today shut up [ __ ]

you're a [ __ ] Jesus brought you

sharing your stupid [ __ ] opinion you

lying I'm not lying lying to people yes

you know it ain't a lot of [ __ ] uh

the black president had to say LeBron

had to say something

LeBron seen enough the black president

that's brownie title now he had to get

off page one or whatever book he was

reading and make a statement

I don't know who owns that [ __ ] but

that's [ __ ] what's going on

said that [ __ ] was up five the the usage

of the word was up 500 I believe that I

didn't know they were the word word yeah

yeah the heart the heart ER the ER yeah

ER yeah

they got an opportunity yeah I mean

here's what they think about you that's

because he fired all the uh uh took all

the restrictions on the Restriction the

people that everybody

here's what's funny

from what I was reading they didn't

change any restrictions yet

but everybody that had a banned account

he allowed them to come back

there's a there's a board that's

reviewing that stuff that's supposed to

start this week none of that matters

you've been running around saying I'm

bringing back Free Speech it don't

matter if you change it didn't change it

now people think that's the green light

that it's cool to just say certain [ __ ]

I don't even know y'all that's the crazy

crazy oh it was mad

dog

Abby's just going crazy dudes with

sunglasses it's always it's always them

three yeah

oh anime avatars dogs

and dudes with Dad had some sunglasses

Oakleys to be specific always good so

it's always Oakleys right why is that

funny we still do the [ __ ] and Oakleys

be ready

yeah I looked at Rob O'Neal had them

Oakleys on them

yeah twist your body up like a pecan

yo nah that's that it's not funny we

laughing about it but it ain't no that's

terrible

I've been following some of them

greatest knockout pages on Instagram or

the greatest boxing combos yo there's

some dudes out there that can really

fight

I gotta tell you yo

all I do is let you know that that ain't

even me even with that yo you walking

outside you better keep behind your p's

and q's just one dude knocked the dude

knock the dude swung on him and he

knocked him out with his foot with a

kick the foot that was

forward

his forward foot

and just ended him that fight was over

you know back in the day you get road

rage a little white boy pull up on the

side you like pull over I'll whip your

[ __ ] white ass you pull over there

with a little khaki loaf away

no [ __ ] just put your hands up [ __ ]

you can't play with the road

great topic here bro rage is dead yeah

let me be the one to tell y'all road

rage is out of here all that [ __ ] out of

here getting behind the wheel and

aggressively honking at people and

flipping them to bird pulling up next to

them pulling up on the bumper

yeah you got it I'll move out the way oh

you got it you got it bro I don't

recommend it lead the way sir my girl

said you couldn't drive like this in

Houston

everybody got a gun

imagine going to Houston Avenue bro see

back to cultural differences up here you

I said Dr horn is our gun up here it's a

hunk away

[Music]

you saw the lights turned green too down

there second it turned green what that

hunk was about

got a problem

you see them break the stop lights and

then get out the car yo what's up

going right on around you you're right

all around I don't play them car games

don't pull up on me don't do nothing

yeah

absolutely not whenever Soul driving he

pulled up right to the car that looked

like they could kill us

he put my window

the other window of the [ __ ] with the

gun out of the car he's just looking at

the road oh it's my man right there man

shout out to him every time I stop my

car I'm looking at potential exit routes

and anytime your car stopped on its own

right

I I don't know I'ma just laugh you said

you got a hoop oh

yo I'm way funnier than these two codes

give me they sit there just the dude

it's a joke

make the joke buddy

make the joke funny all right all right

you got it you all got it I mean these

two co-hosts

that's why you're a [ __ ]

what else Elon is doing the Twitter

besides making a racist Haven

uh he's raising the prices

but for the Twitter blue subscription

for those who have that anybody verified

you're gonna have to pay to keep it

okay coming back in blood man I'm not

mad at that I need money I spent a lot I

gotta find a way to make some of this

back I'm not mad at the subscription the

Twitter blue thing is a little weird

though I subscribe to it um the

verification I think is the weird part I

think it's the reason the subscription

is fine for the Twitter if you like the

Twitter blue use Twitter blue page for

Twitter blue but people that got their

the check that that's one of the um

requirements that you need to start

making money

yeah so y'all gonna make money off my

check I'm gonna make money off y'all yep

it's a small price to pay okay

I'm not mad at that it's a good argument

but I feel like it will potentially uh

turn some people away who should be

validated that

no they're not saying journalists and

such you know what I'm saying [ __ ]

journalists

let's see NBC figure 20 a month

no I'm joking around y'all be serious

I'm with you though the journey

no you get your Barber walls down the

street that's how we know it's you

Barbara he's just you real Barbara okay

OJ still can't get his blue check he's

been talking this is great what about

the joke

well when I see like a a trade report

it's the [ __ ] trade deadline today

for NFL I'd like to know who it's coming

from from a valid person not these fake

it could be seven World accounts the

real world paid his twenty dollars for

his blue check

tada

yo there's a standing account on Twitter

I laughed because I shouldn't have it

memorized but it's a Stan account who's

named something that looks official

every day you just wake up and tweet

fake mixed dreams

[Laughter]

he put good dope ass [ __ ] underneath

every day he was like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] we

could use some good [ __ ] he's like oh he

got me again this guy he'd be mad as

hell one of them fake ones get you

because it'd be some [ __ ] that's like

yeah you know some of them oh you

[ __ ] you got me someone should

just be funny they got a cowboy one

every day is something about Dallas let

me let me ask y'all a question give it

to me with uh Elon buying Twitter and

changing [ __ ] if y'all bought the app

what would be some changes that y'all

will implement if I paid 44 billion

dollars for some [ __ ] I would y'all

charge y'all for every character

I owe you and sometimes why

type it without that now you got type

like Cam Newton

that's it what else you got to pay for

it wait what did he just say no what did

he just say

no please

oh you wanna upload a picture you want

to change your picture

no no 30 that's 10 000.

no my rate is up I paid 44. I'm not here

to charge back four dollars you gotta

give this alone yo no yeah yeah you

can't you can't just I need 10 grand

earn your leisure out here doing

festivals two of the first yeah you hit

Twitter

fast I'm calling up Steve harveying them

[ __ ] too God damn it I'm definitely

charging for the space you want to talk

extra characters yeah wait you want to

DM some money oh that cost oh oh that's

a meal

that's a meal I'm sorry two Bill if she

come up on any batty list you want DMO

yeah you gotta pay you want me to place

you in the baddies algorithm

30 million yo you are the best your

algorithm

you had to what I might recruit fast my

prices

or slow very slow yeah

you're gonna lose a lot of subscribers

too yeah the broke [ __ ] up in the

frenzy I'm not paying for that but no

yeah

shut up

but that people that I can't even talk

it's trying to reel you back I reel him

back and he go further on the legs

see you know I don't roll me back I

tried

why the broke [ __ ] think that saying

that they not paying for something

you're gonna still keep going all right

this is gonna still keep going okay

no check for you

oh then they try to Corner me to [ __ ]

get my pulse on things Joe or would you

ever pay when the paying system goes up

would you pay for the 20 for the Twitter

spent 200 on worse

for an absolutely worse way worse knew

it was worse yeah yeah

still went over the little Champagne

Room

try to get out of there too like yo the

Prosecco room

do you know anyone in loving it pop

yeah no no no no I'm funny

[Laughter]

what y'all don't ever want to get into

the much [ __ ] that you said to a girl

that you should have never said that

you'll never tell anybody who said that

key words I've never told nobody I said

it come on yo what the [ __ ] doing come

on give me a little one

uh

your heart is great

you don't get

oh yeah we've lied to him about the

heart before what a lot about the art

the music

that's fire yo yeah any of that goals

they don't be good at [ __ ] yo

okay I'm taking them a while

oh [ __ ]

stick with that yeah who am I to

discouraging I'm gonna buy a piece I

gotta go and get some more utensils from

Michaels okay okay girls you sound like

erasers that's dope

I might could put you with somebody that

could

depends on me I got you I got a guy yeah

no Smiles no I know you did that y'all

you do what am I can put you with

somebody yeah no I wasn't somebody

no you got car for real one speed dial

girl

ready I never thought of a lie that I

couldn't try to come close to putting

together no here's I Got King Magazine

on speed though my mind was I got a

video shoot Monday for a song that ain't

even dropped yet

yo come on yeah you shoot the lead girl

in all the scenes

touch and go how many look a few looks

bring a few different changes of clothes

I mean

actually you could come on Friday

video first thing Monday morning come on

over yo that lie to them about their art

[ __ ] is hilarious though like yo I'm

gonna need one of these signed mine

though

you gotta signed my don't forget about

the little people I want the first copy

of the book

the first copy of the book

I'm sorry yo this is kind of funny you

gotta be really careful when you step in

the world of women selling you things

now they got a mold of their vaginas

dropping it over hit your door

I don't need them the bar is so low

you're like oh [ __ ] he even came with a

little Lube

um hey I'm championing that these

[ __ ] are selling calendars when the

phone was out

like I needed y'all to be October

the last time you seen the calendar all

right the X every year with the house

some boxes just kept paddling up on

calendars that's funny she could not

move a calendar

got to the point I was like yo you want

me to take some of these [ __ ] yeah yeah

you want me to get these out the crib

drop them off to the homeless

I mean it's two years late but

that's what Wednesday is

October 17th you gotta love when women

try to do some [ __ ]

every New Year's Eve they was depressed

like yo what's going on I got all this

leftover inventory look ma you should

have planned for the year to change

[ __ ] like what do you want me to say to

you drop [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I don't need you

to be November know when it is

no Christmas falls on a Wednesday this

year for my fault oh man that is

hilarious Yo yeah I'm not mad at them

selling nothing go ahead and change the

game up God damn it you won't buy it

anyway I'm fine enough things

don't goofy [ __ ] Gonna buy it all

right I could go see the same pictures

on Instagram I'm not buying your

calories

they don't even do that [ __ ] in jail no

more I don't think so they don't even do

it in jail no more I got a calendar

that's why the boxes are stacked up

you got the same photos on your grill

yeah they selling they only fans with

the same [ __ ] that's true I thought the

only fans is different content yeah

that's the rope-a-dope yeah a lot that's

how they get you in there see how you be

telling on yourself how am I telling

myself there's been articles about it

for the longest oh that's a good

recovery there boy that's a good

recovery I read Mr I've never been on

only for I read oh I better listen they

only fans one of the last places they on

there with their real skin

oh holy so when the [ __ ] are y'all

talking about wait time out what

calendars there was airbrushing oh

airbrushing their skin all the pores off

that [ __ ] now

now they got filters getting the pores

off of this [ __ ] when it wasn't the

filters on this app that they liked they

used the filters from the other app

saved it over here dragged it here they

got face tuned for your face for your

body y'all applying Tans y'all are

changing the whole shape of the bathroom

like y'all are ish like this man [ __ ]

going on in these pictures no I've seen

a girl on only Vans a leg you can't put

just a filter on some [ __ ] well you're

[ __ ]

you [ __ ] you see I'm not talking

you're gonna move on I had all of that

[ __ ] I ain't even talking about that

don't talk about the ones that like I

mean Parker's saying that was

rope-a-doping like you thought she might

be [ __ ] over there she wasn't but she

don't get no bread though right

because once you subscribe if it's the

same [ __ ] you're just gonna leave yeah

that's gonna be a charge back I'm

getting that nine dollars right back

4.95 you on there looking like Instagram

I'm calling this Amex

hey this adult entertaining adult

entertainment system is Jack jerking me

Don't make me say it to you

I was calling so much at one point it

was like I see Mr Button there's only

fans here and only thing it's only

better you caught last week about only

like yeah all right dog

I'm not talking about asking me all in

my records like that dog your only fan

get the [ __ ]

ing crazy

yeah man

damn white

that's the just move I'm talking about

though like rope-a-dope

[ __ ] ran up there like oh [ __ ] you got

only fans let me go see what's hitting

on

oh wait it's the same [ __ ] you had over

here you just trick [ __ ] to run over

here you ran up a bag

ice I'll take your word for it [ __ ] I'm

reading I have never

I'm cool prude

I gotta step into the millennium what

else is going on it was some more

violent [ __ ] going on out there right

yeah

um the the college football fight did

y'all see it I did not I just saw

somebody getting pummeled pummeled by a

tunnel

yeah uh was it Michigan Michigan State

Michigan Michigan versus Michigan

Michigan State yeah that's a rivalry

that's gonna yeah but this was a little

survival with his ass over there by his

own team I didn't understand like I

didn't see the fight so what happened it

was in the tunnel you must have got lost

I had to walk out of the walking after

the game after the game after the game

after the game gotcha

tunnel by himself oh no

and the whole team was there it was a

defensive back too probably wasn't it he

was on his back playing defense

certainly wasn't a skill player what was

the safety yeah there wasn't too many

skills on display and now man

what what

who who

won the 52 [ __ ] at the 52 men in white

yeah yeah yes the home jerseys

Michigan state was home we don't know

man I don't know look let me tell you it

was a lot versus one

and no one got his [ __ ] a lot one

yeah a lot more it was a lot versus one

and a lot one I kept asking why is he in

this tunnel did you get turned around

you got lost that's crazy how did you

end up there popping [ __ ]

a lot peacocks whooped your way

yeah that's what he said whipped his ass

talking about pressing charges and stuff

now criminal investigation and all that

[ __ ]

that's what happens

that was an ass whooping though it was

like that might be top

four as women said I've seen on video it

was in there it was that bad yeah it was

a jazz woman

it was bad it was

he got served up

I just didn't I'm watching like oh oh

slip [ __ ]

what can you do when that many [ __ ]

around you

ain't no flip that don't be the good

jump though

well lucky for like 20. when the 20

dudes jump you they don't really get you

good they got them but yeah he had four

skilled jumpers

you know four professional jumpers we'll

leave your ass on that ground you not

gonna walk away yeah yeah equipment on

bruh the right four jumpers

I'm talking about dudes that skill that

jumping yeah you ain't getting out of

there

you disagree I don't disagree I just

like when it's you versus zero people

how about the best you guaranteed a win

sure enough so I just leave him go with

my team over here

home team there you go the home team the

home team can't lose

and at my age and now if I'm getting

jumped I mean I missed a few cues

you sleep it wasn't just you sleeping it

wasn't just one cue that I missed how

did you hit a record scratch I bet

you're probably wondering how I ended up

here right if Woody would have called

the police

dog no you're right that's no [ __ ]

you missed all the whisperings

[Music]

are moving on a certain type of ways

yeah he was off he was walking to your

car you just ain't see this [ __ ] on the

tangent like a safety cut you off

nah I'm good scary part about the jump

now is I ain't fast enough to get away

like you're gonna jump me

how's your curl up game

I think my curl up game would be pretty

good I ain't never curled up it depends

on some professionals

I curled up when they're six foot eight

[ __ ] I was fighting but other than that

in the jump you know you curled up you

[ __ ] right I did

what he had you on the ground

I don't know if he had me there but

I don't know it's crazy

though I think that was a voluntary girl

yo that's when you know it but when the

voluntary curl mean you have assessed

the damages

[Music]

I just want to keep my teeth

on top of me with the school desk Above

This that was when it was the desk desk

attached to the gym the hardship [ __ ]

it was over that probably was over I

went on to head to the doorman

what'd you do after one of them fights

to feel better I never had none of them

Yo drink and then ice was in the house

drink that's one that's what else could

you do like hard whiskey you'd be

assessing life you gotta take a [ __ ]

I got a brush bird on my hamstrings

appointment over the weekend I did much

better than last time I was there but

recently when I go it's like I better

not go fight nobody now all right it is

a reminder

no that [ __ ] is a reminder

you can't do simple you can't fight no

more

just that you out of shape every time I

go I make a valley I'm about to get on

I'm gonna touch my toes

stretching Tuesday come soda Wednesday

why you can't I just told you we're

outside today

right there

it's totally right there

I've never been to a stretch appointment

so yeah me neither how y'all watch our

backs in the shower what y'all do

[Applause]

hey Parks cam showing parks

I'll ask a stupid question and it'll

sound stupid and simple coming out but

because it's dudes

dudes ain't watching they [ __ ] back

dude

yeah

why are you getting in the shower I was

showing you put in a plastic bag

that [ __ ]

God damn it oh yo oh man

how you wash your back yo I don't

I'm a real ass [ __ ] I make her watch it

what's the benefit of answering last you

get to make a joke

you mean

I'll watch it I pour one pound of body

wash in my

hands

hope for the best

I have to roll it up

[Laughter]

[ __ ] your men are [ __ ] barbarians

you're terrible

oh nasty ass dude

you feel tough drying off

that's definitely your softest moment of

the day yeah

it has to be

when you get your little feet so you

don't slip

you what when you dry up your feet so

you don't slip you are a [ __ ] like you

at that moment in time you are a [ __ ]

no way way so this morning I don't know

who I think I am a magician in the

shower I try to move that I'm too old to

try I pick one foot up and did a little

scrubby scrubby scrub and that other

foot has some soap on the bottom no no I

see that's why I'm stupid you'll kill

yourself I made sure to get all the

water out right off the thing and then

for some reason I did a hop

I'm a [ __ ] idiot I did a hot like

this and I said oh buddy you will be

dead in the shower [ __ ] won't find you

to days like that I'm the only person in

the world that DJ wouldn't find so like

a year later yo I'm telling them I play

it safe in the shower yeah it worked nah

just that little just the feeling of a

slip your whole life flashed before yes

nothing but porcelain everywhere as far