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we don't y'all have to be able to listen to Outsiders true parks and I are telling

you ice that you have a Newark Brotherhood with ish that's not true yo

issue can you get [ __ ] on it you're supposed to be like that yeah I just came outside dirty yo look

like you leaned up against the pole or something a couple different paint colors yeah I'm saying something like get the salt and pepper hoodie and the

salt and pepper beard oh yeah Silver Fox is out huh Silver Fox season

they like that no I mean I don't know what they like I'm in a committed relationships

I am out of touch as to what they like they like that they haven't been liking me recently I don't know I don't know I

know I'm great I'm not looking to be a victim here it's not looking to be a victim

wow so the card is under review yeah I'm I'm why we can't collectively take issues hip-hop cards audience that's our

question that's the start of our pot because he was there when Melly Mel dropped a message

I certainly was around all right listen because I don't uh because I don't and it's your voice I would love for

somebody to explain this yeah it's not ice fault I don't agree with a bunch of times y'all try to take my hip-hop card

we have never tried to take no we did the infamous chick was under review for never hearing the infamous no no no no

y'all keep nobody said I never heard it you know how when you go to the clubs right and there's wristband

identification ice has a wristband to he's 19 and up he can get a drink or

something 21 enough

but he can't go rent a car like he could talk about this new age New Age [ __ ]

that's going on you cannot rent a car 21. I'm not that old no you're not yeah

and the majors you got to be 25 in real life you need to be 25 years old okay

buddy not talking about your new worksheet look look look just that fast so you know about this new age [ __ ] he

does it's just a dinosaur it's supposed to be you to say your ish

wrong buddy I don't really comment then I say that to the point but all of his comments

actually it's that couch you're right Parks is right it's that couch it's that

couch okay yo y'all really want to have this yes why y'all two don't I don't y'all too don't you're right I don't I

can't I can't oh please all right so listen the floor is yours if somebody's opinion should ice have never heard mob

deep Infamous album who said ice never heard it though he heard it he just don't know it that's what I keep telling

y'all just because it's not one of my favorite films sat that was a 300 point question oh well that was a that was a

500 point question you spelled your name you spelled your

name wrong on the Hip Hop I don't like Infamous there's a few more of those out there that you don't like it yes that's

sick yes well I didn't know you didn't like it I don't like it not that it's a bad out it's just not it doesn't do

nothing for me I don't like it a thousand points off The Hip Hop

that's why EPMD was another one for ice yeah I'm cool that's crazy no EPMD so

time out you negative five thousand points I love it though

dog so Ice is to be honest now you you you're about to

spark some when you take Isis new hip-hop will we be able to part through it yeah when you take Isis new hip-hop

knowledge Acumen with my old hip-hop Acumen we might wash you [ __ ] up

and y'all both in hip-hop business [Music]

you support him and no Brotherhood no listen I don't know

I don't know come on your couch does not wipe from

the 90s back and nothing you hard-pressed you are yes

you are and whether you want to we only yes you are from the 90s somethings back the early

2000s back you hard press if you are unable to learn on the job

then how will you improve you're off in this take learn on the job you and Ice

get washed by parks in me and anything we can't set up a Jeopardy any music

anything we got a second I'm not and I've never claimed to be well versed in none of this all right so

let me be clear you know I don't let me give you all the boxes that this couch misses Let's see we had EPMD that we

don't miss that okay we don't mix that box [ __ ]

I was outside both of us checked these boxes okay so we talking about boxes

keep going you [ __ ] are trash you don't miss that somehow I was trying to get issues hip-hop cards taking and

now both of y'alls is under review with these wildlands

and I'll tell you why I can tell you what real quick I could tell you why real quick tell your audience of millions

tell them you said something happened it's for me to do

because why y'all don't know it he got a lot of [ __ ]

that y'all ain't gonna be familiar that's true that's true he has a bunch of [ __ ] from that y'all don't know that

is true and that's the box that only I would it ain't too many of them

get out your New York buyers

he's right about his he's going to crack your ass to that Midwest she's right about little crunching munching numbers

that's the problem right there but this is the difference I'm glad you brought it here this is the difference between you and I

I don't instinctually go purchase spot em got em come on let's have an honest

part here I don't naturally run to that got you nor do I however

when it hits my my realm I go catch up on what I missed okay you when it comes

to Mobb Deep right finish finish

do the same right also in my hip-hop hold up for a second why why let me hold

on let me land hold on but let me land first and then if you let me land first hit my room you can reply to all of it

but what'd you say when does that hit my room how's that relevant you just said with his Bottom Bottoms and all of that

hits your realm you go look where am I where that hit the second or the second

research part to my point that you will not let me land is no matter how I feel

about spot em got em when I go out and everybody start doing this little stupid [ __ ]

hey hey I respect it okay I don't tap everybody on the shoulder and say yo dog

why y'all doing this okay when everybody was in the strip club freezing doing the mannequin challenge I was moving around

but I didn't try to stop them okay you and others of your what are you

Generation Z he was here but others others love your elk land

y'all seem to lack a certain respect we get back to the academic conversation

for [ __ ] that you didn't necessarily care for so you played you you lose you

lose sight of the impact it had Joe hold on hold on please because I'm

intro any of them mob deep Hits come on and when when rock

on his DJing and he do the 90 set I know him I don't know the Deep album Cuts cause you was getting rhymed to him

I wasn't I wouldn't know I noticed when I was getting robbed I wasn't that [ __ ]

is dramatic right there's trauma with that yeah and you just you just came to this appreciation

quote unquote for new [ __ ] you used to call these things disrespect these boys at will

you just call them boys you used to disrespect these guys at

will I used to lack of respect that's what I said I used to lack of respect true there was millions of albums so it

was still [ __ ] okay you're still [ __ ] on them that means that they I earned and learned or respect that's

part of my maturation that is true it's part of me aging growing up in this thing that's true right so I'm just

saying the same thing about I ain't saying nothing to ice that I ain't said to my son but I pulled the car over when he didn't know Cypress Hill should he

have known Cypress Hill no yes no he wasn't born but he's a hip-hop

head that still it takes somebody to actually dig it to say hey this is

important true and if you don't recognize it's important now you might need it later true that's all I agree

you gotta yo you 21 in from Jersey hey this is who Redman is hey this is what

Naughty by Nature meant to New Jersey anytime I bring up trash on the Pod [ __ ] from other parts in the world

they get to laugh and just out of touch and they're talking about stretch no it's that I'm from New Jersey no [ __ ]

but so I know Jersey yeah naughty was International naughty was dead hits

naughty was them [ __ ] the reason why they can still tour internationally yeah sure I know but we're talking about people 30 years later

some people just might not they don't know nobody's Global no they don't know so they're like oh no they're my major

no [ __ ] trench is trenched yeah

yeah there's a combination of things why you respect certain people yeah same

[ __ ] to me I'm from Jersey City [ __ ] you know I know nothing about none of you niggasm I don't know stomping

through them all them streets what street where now we know it's not real good now because

that's a lot that is that is uh

obviously the New York New York Newark guys I could but they don't know how to play

along with live they don't know how to make a live fun they don't know how to make a lot of fun they just want to insert truth in me no you wasn't they

all right kill together children steal the joke then no you do your come on do it time for

some action oh daddy came right away no so pull your hair yes put your little

Android down Pull It Up come on welcome welcome welcome oh yeah I mean yo it's the holiday

season [ __ ] is broke [ __ ] is broke pockets are tapped and

I'll get vulnerable here for a minute I caught one of you little [ __ ] on my ring camera [ __ ] with my car

you're hurt oh man a young person um pulling the handle

I mean I don't want to get my imagination to going because I'm a [ __ ] so I had to be talked into her you [ __ ]

with my car because my drive but anyway the point of story is

let me just be perfectly here

yo you stupid leg pelvic shot and some somewhere is gonna happen [ __ ] that hurt

at 3 30 in the morning 3 30 in the morning I wake up pick up the little

[ __ ] start ringing that's odd all right that's a little [ __ ] at the door

oh man when grabbed a knife so fast

baseball bats he wasn't there when I got down there I went three houses up we

were looking for the [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] right I went looking for him that's how I know black people sick then I went in the house

and the next three days you was up at 3 30. guess who I was waiting for to come back

[Applause] I'll go to sleep right here

[ __ ] get your ass back here see then I got mad [ __ ] would have really did that park right across and that [ __ ]

sleep right in the foyer yup yeah come on come on come on back sleep in the car man no that's a baby

you know how many movies get through the door I ain't gonna answer it

huh I got a trick for them come on back over here I'd have the little homie sitting

right across and I agree so then I got mad when he didn't when he didn't come back and then I then I was mad that I didn't hit the little talk button and

tell them hey hey [ __ ] stay right there for two

seconds I'll be right there we can talk about whatever you here for

but after all the emotions pass what what it brings to life is a fool

honestly what it brings to light is what we preach all the time we preach it all the time here so I mean none of us are

exempt and that she could land at your door for sure any second I've been through it keep the

house door locked car doors locked head on a swivel awareness rates up it is

crime season yes it is it's crime season hey criminals have kids too

friend they kids want presents too that's true that is true no that's real especially as a man yeah you got to go

get it your prize start getting changed yeah yeah man so yeah I just wanted to start off with a little word a little

word shout out to the criminals out there man y'all [ __ ] stay away from me though yeah you just stay away from them

I don't want no problems are you friends with us not all of them

it takes a lot of concentration to get the coffee out the sippy cup without spilling it on the white couch with the

white fit on yeah I'm bad with spilling [ __ ] mic check one two one two one two one two one two

thankful to all y'all for being here YouTubers y'all know the vibes

shout out to my amazing co-hosts who none of this is possible without

shout out to Corey who's just here coring Erickson is in the back lowly sorry

camouflage camouflage pants Travis Scott Brown Jays that I've never seen I love

when the staff is doing great huh look a shot for big pop in heaven no he put

that [ __ ] on it I love when the staff is just shining I mean

you [ __ ] is looking good out here man let me hit y'all drops y'all got drops too man everybody got a drop let me get

my baby in here oh my God I love you so much too baby [Music]

all right um what episode is this Tanner are you there 580 here I need all my remote

[ __ ] there too wake it up at home wake it up at home uh welcome to episode 580

of the Joe Budden podcast I am Joe Budden that is Ish ice parks Corey

Erickson gang is on here that's on God how's everybody doing man fantastic man

come on man come on after I gave you an intro good good intro guys good good glad to

hear it y'all looking good anytime you can wear UGGs to work it's a comfortable day huh I told ice that that's reserved

for the baddies only he told me the baddies don't wear the Uggs he's wrong oh

[Laughter]

if y'all were better podcasters we could talk about how it feels when a man refurnishes his house for real like when

you make it man you put your man [ __ ] in there coffee table you want it personally in tables

would you want it no I'm Gonna Keep it a buck like I did I told shorty like it still needs the the woman touched [ __ ] I

was like I need you to now come in and they gotta touch it see I got the duplex my basement let me do my thing upstairs you can it's a man cave I think what ice

just said is part of being a man like you still got to know when she gotta come here for sure go ahead and get the smell good

[ __ ] for the bathroom put in a little she know the little glass trays and [ __ ] yeah all that type of [ __ ] it's a little

stupid yeah oh [ __ ] about that all over that [ __ ] I know the TV is now you got it yeah but

then you got to kick back in be a man go get your own silverware when's Corey's birthday I gotta get him some silverware

like let's really have a man podcast let's dig into this at my manuscript the other day and he

refuses to buy glasses well men yeah no men don't what you drink wine out of

plastic cups oh no come on fam you got a different one drink everything out of

plastic cup yo timer no bro I don't touch the dishwasher when that [ __ ] start making noise I think it's an intruder hey yo

our kid I have I've ever I've never run the dishwasher I use this just oh [ __ ] in there yeah I watch the washing dishes

why I I was a dishwasher [ __ ] I'm used to that culture

dishwashing my whole life I was even I worked at a restaurant as a dishwasher but that dishwasher is a [ __ ]

Lifesaver you bugging I'm dropping the Cascade pie yeah absolutely

the ultra nah yo dog you put a dishwasher in all your tenants crib or

you let some of them chill nope every single one of them every one of them chill you let something chill without it

how often you up upgrade them though you update the appliances and then come on appliances are amazing stainless steel I

didn't say they weren't they no I'm saying all of them yeah everyone I behind my house so you ain't got to update them ever nah like

every five six years okay that's good that's very good that's

better than a lot of New York what else have been doing no no no no no no no no not having glasses

glasses yeah especially bougie man he been to jail

he's he's been home you gotta your dog even if they you know

the jail dudes still think they in jail a little bit dog you have to have glasses yeah good

Cutlery yeah you have to have good yo I like shopping knives forks spoons

yeah you can't let your girl when you come over here with that you put you gave me some ammo you know you come on

yeah you got you got a lot of forks yeah yeah hell yeah well all three yes especially if you have the dishwasher

because you might not run it every day so you gotta have mad forks and it's always been like that for y'all no it's been like that for a minute get out of

here with your maturity for a while though yeah well it wasn't always like that now it wasn't always like that for me no no I only started getting Forks

once I realized y'all don't think I'm crazy once I realized that Forks walk

away oh they do that yeah yeah do they

no [ __ ] like what else do what other areas do men struggle with

as far as I can always I could always spot the struggle in The Man by where he put his area rug too [ __ ] be trying to

get you can tell the [ __ ] was in the house just pacing around trying to figure out

where to go [ __ ] don't go there [ __ ] cheating and Men because what no let me

tell you why you cheat oh I hear some snitching coming no his mom is so good that's snitching that's complimenting

that's not a compliment but go ahead get off this [ __ ] really really really good at this so now of course you're gonna

pick it up you know what I'm saying like [ __ ] don't just act like you ain't dude most of our mothers are pretty good at

some you know what I mean even better than others true his mother yeah she likes it right right so he

inherently heal your area so I'm not gonna call my mom right now

but she's the only one in the world that knows that this is God that's kind of like a trigger for me a little bit wow

giving her credit for because he takes pride in here because no you got seven wait wait wait

wait wait wait because I does this thing too he says you do it no but this is where

and I don't want to misspeak so I am going to call my mom

his father was one of the greatest Shooters in history his father was a very good shooter I don't know if he's one of the greatest showman he's one of the greatest

Shooters too okay but I credit my dad for why I'm so musically inclined there you go you're talking about my mom

for your overall interior decorate I wanna let me call my mom now I'm getting

mad

what is that yo what's your reply I don't know some [ __ ] my mom boy [ __ ]

smell like having Heaven hello my issue's making me

mad it's just making me because I'm complimenting this way is this a lie am

I live on this apartment yeah you are definitely yes okay yes ish is crediting my decorative skills saying I inherit

inherently got them from you you can't inherit decorating skills no

inherently like Becky because he saw you do it so much that he picked up some of

the tidbits of the trade that's what he's saying well I don't know I don't know if that's

true I mean it could be a little bit true but we both well we have the same until we figure it out you should

probably not say it to me we have the same taste in a lot of

things got you so when you present it he said yeah yeah I like that too not all the time I like that too not all the

time not all the time not all the time I've checked with him and he checks with me there you go

but don't you think that he probably got some of the attention are you agreeing with me I'm gonna hang up and really get in your

ass what is I'm patting you on your back he's just saying Joe is good at interior

decorating because over the years he got a bunch of that from you so now and how

great you are at doing it yeah ish why you don't want to give him no

credit oh man I said he's good yes you never

want to give him credit oh man that's what you're doing finally finally finally someone to know yeah

all right uh where do you gentlemen want to start today uh do we want to start

with two minutes and ish to get that [ __ ] out the way [ __ ] two minutes for you to talk Cowboys immediately get

the Cowboys talk out the way no we'll do it later we don't got a gloat you know me that was an impressive game though that

was impressive [ __ ] over here [ __ ] yeah we're here go ahead man shout to um no no no more

no no no no no no no no I ain't coach you through this baby no don't start low but you know

Kellen Moore about about [ __ ] time he a past happy dude run the [ __ ] ball b

have you run the ball everything else opens up true this is common sense like Monopoly um like dogs that's the

best game I've seen him call since he's been there and you see what happened one

of the best teams in it what uh that collectively on uh all sides of

the ball this is probably the best game he's ever seen from the Cowboys yeah then

my man uh Micah Aaron dog no Micah Aaron

I mean you got you got Stephen Wardell I got Michael Aaron he said told the defense off Stephen

say it right pardon me [ __ ] wrong with you but go ahead he as a

second year player he cursed the defense out they said this week showed up first play strip sack fumble

like I think I'm him I ain't just talking I'm living it is and the defense responded like to see

people that live their raps here yes I mean like to see people who live their raps no you got to go with the tripod on

it your mother gonna kill me again I'm playing yeah but uh shout shout out to

the Cowboys I'm glad somebody's there because the fans think it's only me to do it to you you do it but somehow

you've gotten that magic trick off that is the luxury of being a new Potter

is that you come in with uh 900 credit score them [ __ ] think it's only me to do it

to you yo and I do it to you you do it I do it you need more than I do it to you I do it to you a lot okay I do it to you

a lot yeah both thank you yeah but the fans never catch him doing it to me he do maybe he's smoother than me

a compliment all right we can put that I gave him a

compliment on how well he decorates yeah he's calling me a panty [ __ ]

yeah what's up we can fight it's we can square up y'all if that's all you got

for me you decorate well I was giving him yeah

I see them Christmas bonuses flying out the window oh

man but not um watching that cowboy game showed you the potential that we really

got it was against a good team a great team yeah they're better than good yeah bro they're not lacking them they have a

very talented roster I don't fully believe in but they're a very good team that's the only team that every year no

matter how good they are you don't believe in them they could be in the Superbowl and you could be like no no no because

sometimes he does some wacky [ __ ] you don't like curtain either I like her I like them but I am unlike people I like

anybody to go out there for seven years on a one-year contract and show up I can't be mad at them they

did it yeah they did it oh y'all gonna franchise me again cool watch this and you know why I like them because Justin

Jefferson like them I think that's it for me when you got

somebody like Justin Jefferson on the team feeling it's somebody's job to look at the quarterback and be like all right

can you get him this they ain't mad at him yeah Brian Cook yeah I like I like Heineken heinecke heinek from the

commanders yeah I'm glad he got the job I hope Carson Wentz never steals another check again he should be done white

privilege he should be done he should be done somebody give him another chance hey and if he get another check then Jamarcus uh

what's JaMarcus Russell need to come back then God damn it and RG3 hey buddy

let me come in be caught qb7 come on I'll sit back in the locker room

while y'all come up with some [ __ ] all right but come on you ain't you ain't really convey how it feels as a Cowboy fan this morning coming in beating it

right now no I could just think about somebody was like yo don't talk to me if your team got three losses you know what

I'm saying I thought that you know you was going to be a mime today why you said that [ __ ] with three losses can't

talk we have three losses we got four now right now

you just said third place people can't talk hey y'all see us Sunday

now we see y'all Thursday oh yes Thursday Thanksgiving where'd that game was at we

got a bet on that game right no we already bet the game that you ain't paid me yet from the first one then I owe you another 400. you know I want to pay you

we know you got to start you got to start oh [ __ ] I was [ __ ] up tell them

if you're playing tell them that you're playing tell them that you're playing around no tell them that you're playing

tell them that's a joke tell them it's a joke dog stop it'll be 90 thing pieces

on YouTube up tomorrow tell them that you are kidding around with them and hurry up

[Music]

we're not healthy sir

they Quan ain't no [ __ ] hurt [ __ ] had three yards he's hurt [ __ ] yeah

say Quan it's her I'm gonna go catch Troy pilot out in the club kick him

tears meniscus tears um where are we at you now I'm having

too much fun Chris Brown's amas I think he was seguating us too is that where he was at no you were saying we burped the

YouTubers on it not all of them I know come on on it you don't think prior to I'm I'm gonna own

it's in his nature to argue everyone no I'm not I was just asking I think the break I think the breakup did it

I do I think the breakup got you to the negative places where oh yo this [ __ ] is

on that before hey be clear before that yeah they do that but my thing is and my

perspective is different on that right when them [ __ ] do that it's a free commercial for me I don't care what they say I know you don't if they say Joe's

an idiot Joseph [ __ ] Joe got hemorrhoids they got 10 million views yeah get your [ __ ] off

you know why I'm saying y'all too specifically not an old podcast I mean

that part y'all too specifically I don't know why you're saying ish I know exactly come on we can move right along

oh yeah it's true yes come on you stop YouTube yo let's move on with our

partners we had it Off to the Races Chris Brown

was supposed to do a Michael Jackson tribute at the amas let me start off with [ __ ] the amas I didn't even know it

was happening yo right there I don't even know what it stands for really like I don't know the [ __ ] up part is

no but I've seen a bunch of them even before the AMA bro they killed that [ __ ]

yo they killed them so why did they take him off it Okay so

we we as the audience learned about this from Chris Brown letting us know oh okay okay and he wasn't giving a reason at

first well he wasn't given a reason um you kind of you can infer some things

well let them know a little bit so the thrill of 40 album well the 40th anniversary of Thriller is out is out

yes and it was a thrill of 40 slash Michael Jackson tribute that Chris Brown was doing at the amas

so out of nowhere he gets notified hey dogs we cutting that I'm fairly short notice

too I think right and he's lost like so what do you what do you mean so from what I heard again

is speculation that they said that and this is horrible if it's true no no Okay the reason the

reason is out everybody has replied but let's start let's let's let's stay and

premature or speculative land gotcha everybody was talking about Chris Brown got uh cancel from the amas it was

peculiar to me because the amas was a day away and the footage that Chris Brown showed

of rehearsal was a 2030 dancer piece yes for eight

minutes long they were doing a Michael Jackson tribute that means that they needed to be notified of this and working on this

for weeks to do a eight minute tribute you are working on this for weeks

it was just rude it's rude when you call and cancel it with no reason that's rude

that's in poor taste it is bad business and while people were saying hey we

think they canceled Chris Brown I said oh [ __ ] they canceled Michael Jackson they did they canceled Michael

Jackson yep because they were still going forward with their Lionel Richie tribute as they should go Lionel yeah

but if they're canceling Michael Jackson okay I think I can assume why they might

be trying to cancel Michael Jackson oh now I'm going to Chris Brown okay these pieces are coming together for me I

didn't like the handling of any of it uh Kelly Rowland said something at the awards that that will play uh there was

a outcry from the fans yo what are you doing what's going on let Chris perform let Chris perform but I just want to use

this time to say we never [ __ ] with the amas I've never watched the AMA in my life back in the day I've never not

only do we not [ __ ] with y'all we have never [ __ ] with y'all if there was ever a time to exercise artistic rights

and power add an award show this would be the time amas y'all go [ __ ] with lotto and all these new Young [ __ ]

that need that need and want the award and recognition invisibility [ __ ] that's 10 15 20 years in of Genius you

don't get to play with them like that but you don't get to pick up a phone

without reason to a [ __ ] that was chilling minding his business in his house doing cartwheels

backflips and drawing graffiti all over his [ __ ] La home and now say oh and now use this moment

to [ __ ] on two of our greatest entertainers in the history of Music sure you'd the [ __ ] are y'all

and I don't curse out y'all cause y'all are non-descript y'all are not relevant to me I send these words to my brothers

and sisters who feel like they need y'all or who feel like y'all validate something

y'all don't get to say Michael Jackson's history in this I wanted to know why

Sony didn't say something um they laid it they later came out with yo

exact execs at the amas didn't feel like they should have a convicted domestic

abuser uh honoring an alleged child sex offender

suck our dick how about that no three little words songs suck suck

our dick what no my thing is what y'all knew y'all knew this when you booked it to

begin with that's one where do it stop I don't throw that in there because the creative team came up with a great

idea and somebody had the green light to make it go somebody later

came and said yo what are y'all doing true so I don't throw that in there that got Windows because clearly somebody at

the amas did a great job this was about to be the greatest church this was about to go insane Sierra was involved you

said eight minutes that [ __ ] I watched that [ __ ] for seeing like 12 13 at all a

great hits in Step you know them that's some hard steps [ __ ] that Thriller they did B that they did all of that

[ __ ] you know I don't need them to tell me that Michael Jackson is one of if not

the greatest entertainer in the history of entertainment sure like that was y'all solid true

that was the solid to y'all like the Seesaw be be leveled wrong

that wasn't no favor to us Michael rest in peace Michael Jackson that [ __ ] kids know what it is every time they get a

chance to talk they can tell you what it is they know who their dad is it's like little meech know who his dad is the government can't tell him who his dad is

the [ __ ] is wrong with the amas see I looked at it it's different I don't even like y'all getting depressed

from it and I don't even like that that's what I looked at it is just trying to capitalize on some [ __ ]

and get some pressed because of the Thriller 40th anniversary girl [ __ ] you let's go run and jump on it so what I

think don't even honoring [ __ ] nah we in boycott season right yeah like that

that's my thing yo when we [ __ ] up and do some [ __ ] the powers that be is quick

to exercise their rights that's where we lose our power because in my opinion all

the artists need to tell them suck our dick I'm not going like you know what I'm saying suck my dick I'm not [ __ ] with

y'all yeah because again if they could do that to him what stops them from doing that to

anybody I've never watched the AMA so I'm that's the easy way

I don't even like the hearing issues hearing the word they right because they

implies that it is something something ain't no day who yeah but you get what

I'm saying like yo dog we need to band together and say [ __ ] y'all

[ __ ] y'all what do you mean they screw Jessica oh cause Jesse came up with that of course uh Jesse was a producer on the

show Jesse friend to all of us shout out to Jesse man friends to every black person in entertainment to those of you

that might not know Jesse Collins who has worked his way up to produce he started BT he's producing every award

show and any black representation and like any of the the artists that you don't normally see he's putting all the

award shows together so of course he came up with a great idea to [ __ ] tribute uh tribute to Michael Jackson

and y'all take it and don't even go do one for Stevie Wonder somebody sure yeah hey there's mad black people

we got we got they couldn't put it together in two days though well you get what I'm saying like yo well but that's

their bad for not nipping it in the buds soon enough to do something else out there that's

true fam like that choreography that [ __ ] takes time I feel bad for all the dancers yeah like yo everybody you talk

about choreography for one minute man listen might take weeks you know what I'm saying with days these

[ __ ] had like a six seven eight song stretch of perfectly time moves all that

[ __ ] like all these [ __ ] might have been working on that [ __ ] for a month and a half this is where I get into my [ __ ] right

and I'm telling everybody out there hey when you get to a job when you get to a

new workplace when you get to a new assignment it is super important for me let me speak from my experience to learn

the objective of the building that's true it's a good one because y'all didn't

come up with that tribute and think of a problem with it y'all

came up the trip I came up with the tribute went to execute it and got word from advertisers somewhere that this is

going to be bad for the show because all award shows are just [ __ ] big advertisement Gumbo's for sure so y'all

got word from them because that's who run y'all and y'all frigid scary panicking asses

moved it and that's where Joe comes in to say I don't want to add from none of

y'all that don't understand culture that's true I'm not promoting you uh

Papa John's and I'm just using them yeah yeah but no the crazy part even in what

you're saying I'm not putting y'all in front of my people I will not be the ambassador for y'all company to tell all

the people that get me which is a lot of people I will not be because we are drivers of inventory and have always

been in all Fields food fashion entertainment sport you name it that's

us at some point ninjas got to start putting a dick on the table and saying

[ __ ] y'all and that don't start at the work request from them that start before

they have a call true that started way before they call and say hey we need you to perform here

well we need a few things from y'all too yeah the [ __ ] no I agree but the same advertisers will

give that's my little it's not even a shot but the same [ __ ] that's talking about him are calling him something from

some domestic violence [ __ ] that took place decades ago almost we'll give Trump ads you get what I'm saying like

they'll give Trump ads and he's allegedly had sexual misconduct with 17

18 different women the same [ __ ] who come forward and give him somewhere that [ __ ] won the election going on you know what I'm

saying like that's crazy to me yeah on tape during his election runs and yo

just walk up to him and grab it by the [ __ ] I go backstage at the uh Miss America think about that [ __ ] think about and

that's weird to me oh you know I I'm the anti-racy dude but that's where the race and the power and all of that [ __ ] the

dynamic comes into play because they're not pulling ads from them [ __ ] he's the president my [ __ ] with sexual

misconduct charges pending a bunch a bunch of them not one or two double digits my [ __ ] so

think about that this boy made a mistake in his early 20s and y'all still holding them accountable

for it [ __ ] out my face which is yeah and not only did he pay his debt

because our stance on domestic violence is clear we're not with it true but not

only did he pay his debt she's forgiven them like that's the most

important they did get mad at her they got mad at her for forgiveness do you not understand how nuts that is I'll

never forget she put the clip up and had come together playing in the background record

they were like how dare you how dare you forgive them you were the victim how

dare you forgive them I follow a few Instagram let me tell you a few Instagram pages I follow that I

love now it's uh black Twitter spaces on Instagram and Twitter for black people

some [ __ ] like that right and they made a post hey when did you realize that you can't

save all of our people this is one of those moments right here

what you're saying right here when they got married this is one oh you can't save all

everyone can't go that's right I should plan that thread now no that's right hold on let me try

to find out think about that yeah that [ __ ] is nuts to me that

like yo it'd just be a judgmental thing you know what I'm saying from the powers that be like I got a few friends that's

cops right yo dog these judges

these judges be beating their wives ass you know what I'm saying like these execs these billion dollar execs million

dollar execs be whipping their wives ass like that's the cause that they get in the suburbs suburbs the real ritzy

suburbs be domestic violence all right I found it I'm gonna get this office maybe 40

seconds and we can go oh [ __ ] lost again all right I'm back

all right um oh now I'm not back y'all talk no I'm not bad all right I got it I'm back I'm

back I'm back all right when did you realize we cannot

save everyone all of our people let's see what they said this is part two

when rolling Ray was in front line in a wheelchair with a case of water

all these people good people my man when Roland Ray was cursing out the cops

in the pandemic at the front lines it's cool I got you we'll keep going put it

in my mouth when this lady got delivered

the pastor that I need Deliver us again and since then my friend response has

been oh it gets worse

sex let that sperm of that man out

strip clubs or Black History Month oh yeah I gotta get rid of one yes which one are you choosing to stay

that's hard yeah we can't save everybody

strip clubs of Black History Month here we go when women were twerking at the

abortion protest you remember that [Music]

they got the horses so high she got qualities that other girls don't

got like she pretty bushy buff right

so like today was like hey babe help me fix the brakes I love David she just get

under there wait but I didn't want to get to the funniest one oh [ __ ] this one

all the Brittany grinder girls with the dreads guys together all right man

we can't save everybody everybody can't go yo but this ain't even the funniest one look

this is Family Feud there's a black guy and a white girl oh and she's shaking her titties and he started barking

[Applause] his wife is there wife is there his wife

was looking at him like but this the one the robbers we the [ __ ] y'all pulling over the

wrong people now excuse that's why we get back to our robbery the wrong name

that was the robbers they asked ski mask on they found somebody getting pulled over for a traffic ticket and they start

taking it we need robbers why y'all over there I'm

pulling over the civilians we can't save everybody and that was

part two they have like 10 parts you're gonna do it oh yeah yeah yeah we can't save everybody that's your man you

go home and listen to that dude yo bro that's Bizarro issue

and he was a fan of his back in the day you had his poster on your wall too you're out your mind you didn't tell

truth no [ __ ] tell the truth Herschel Walker came to the Cowboys I

hated that [ __ ] cause we got rid of Tony this up fam right Cory back in the day

on that field yeah you loved Hershey Walker we changed our whole hey I just

love Stacey Dash me too oh yeah I still love her no not the new one

um man [ __ ] the amas yeah yeah that's it never watched the amas I'm definitely

not gonna watch the amas I'm cool well now come on on a Sunday I don't know yo now I'm tight because I want to see

the [ __ ] perform the tribute somewhere live yo they were smoking that you might as well go ahead and film the production

company that's what his aunt said she was like to be Petty like just do that

no put it out live streaming during the AMA or some [ __ ] like that like well that's my other thing why we don't

really need them to do the tributes if y'all did it do it and hit up yeah we

got your headset we got you put that [ __ ] out we got you the people that want to see it we gonna see it I got a dollar yeah solution for a dollar or two that's

right sell it Direct

they're gonna have to get their RCA piece I want to know Chris Brown record deal too I wanna the [ __ ] that's supposed to be like grandfathered and I

want to know how that talk well here we did his he redid it gotcha yeah Annie on all his Masters oh okay yeah yeah

a round of applause Iggy Azalea is rumored to have just sold

I I had this one come on Parks eight figures eight eight figures Iggy

Azalea is rumored to have sold some of her publishing their catalog that fish I

didn't know I didn't know that fancy was doing all that what else what other records she

got that donkey you said that Duncan we saw my music and

you said that donkey yeah oh that old [ __ ] just leak out of your

pores he can't help it that donkey I don't know that song yeah what's how

that go

taking a break yo you took my dog

now you're staying in both times now you're staying in what is wrong can we

protect you from yourself oh my God all right we are back so ice

ice uncovered some more Michael Jackson [ __ ] yeah give it to us it's the journalist man I like it I'm a

journalist now yeah you are I'll take it add it to my mini titles um how many times

it ain't a lot no it's two or three stop but um yeah I was just looking it up and

we talked about how the amas like it I don't it wasn't a Chris Brown thing they was removing Michael Jackson

and if you look even further MTV did the same [ __ ] quiet as kept the video Vanguard award that was the Michael Jack

they stripped his name off of that really yeah really there's no mail Michael Jackson made him

TVs no listen that far the amas back in there back in the day the amas was it was it

yeah [Music] when Michael Jackson used to bring Webster and all them to the awards the

AMA is worthy award no that was amazed that that was that yes that was it Michael Jackson

no I'm sorry

Michael Jackson was the man he was sitting in the front row with the [ __ ] royal blue and gold [ __ ] on one

like 13 Awards he had his Awards sitting in a chair next to him he won so many awards him in Lionel Richie kill man the

award shows Michael Jackson used to dominate the award shows and dominate the videos yeah so for [ __ ] MTV to do

that to him it shows that these [ __ ] really don't give a [ __ ] about you these companies don't give a [ __ ] about you at

all you know what I'm saying and that's the [ __ ] allegations oh this is only a

conversation because we got to talk about y'all's opinion on things as if y'all's

opinion matters it's if you all man Thriller y'all you didn't do that off

the wall y'all don't get to tell us where Michael Jackson sits in our heart we gonna get to the bottom of his death

too hello wake that up Joe

students but but that comes from people putting so much stake in these [ __ ]

Awards yeah you know what I'm saying they could do it to Michael yeah nobody

for real yeah nobody's safe if you could do it to Michael oh my God bump it up don't stand a chance

to Michael Don't Stop Till You Get Enough and can't

and again you know I'm not even trying to make light of the situation but he's with allegations it's different when

there's convictions and and they got me on camera they say R Kelly yes you know

what I mean you are correct exactly education you're man I would oh [ __ ] Uncle Walters at the park look at that

oh I walked in with a bag oh [ __ ] Paul came in with it with the

black leather huh a little shirt zip to the top oh it must be cheap day we must be cheating today I could tell

when my dad cheated yeah but Walter got his little cheap

sweater on too let's see what's going on we out let me call my brother and hit the streets oh man uh yeah y'all don't

get to tell us about how we feel about Michael Jackson you just don't yes that's it that's it

in the [ __ ] amas that's that on that that's that on that what

you better get race evening I can't that's that's just when we gotta just nah that's what we got to do what the

other people do and we don't if you really want to make them suffer do with the other [ __ ] and that's why there's no award show if it ain't no

artists every time we had these discussions I tell y'all we're not gonna get there because we won't do it sure

you didn't care about what all these other groups did we won't do it you we letting them just like Mike I like that

talk Michael Jackson is giving away more money let's stay there for a second the people

all right y'all can't come here don't know uh the people that are at these award shows don't control the rights

so they gotta go like if you're able to kind of you have to go you gotta go until you get to a certain level what

happens if you don't I'm just I don't know what happens the next album could look different for you really

because you got to pay the game for the okay well I'm starting a major label recording contract how do I help you

what might help you you said that next album could look different for you right if you try like just just hear me out

we hear all these artists now talking about they want to get out of deals and they want to do XYZ they want to get away from these labels if if my stock

drops that kind of helped me out of there I refute that you don't hear a lot of artists talk about it that's true you

hear 11 of them [ __ ] it don't be a lot you hear me we talk

about it yeah and it's highlighted when they talk about it but it ain't with 16 in them [ __ ] that's you right yeah I

agree not many artists they are and hey Dad said right here and said they told him to his face yo if your son don't

sign it I got 20 million people that will that is the basis of the music industry true

unfortunately that's true so I mean [ __ ] man that's a good point and I

didn't know that um who was I talking I think I was talking to my lawyer and

um I didn't know like yeah go ahead

yo go ahead yo oh man um no they I didn't know like you had to do a song

and dance you got to do certain [ __ ] and pay certain [ __ ] and to to be Grammy nominated and all of that stuff remember

gotta play the game so now if you're a new artist you're on a major label the label instructs you to do certain [ __ ]

you gotta go [ __ ] if the Yankees tell you to go sign autographs at the children's daycare you got to go you

know what I'm saying and so I I see it now also because like the Grammy voters somebody pointed this out the Grammy

voter for you to really do the work right you want to win a Grammy you now talking about the orchestra

people voting for you you're talking about potentially people jazzing like

they are voters outside of this realm so while I'm saying summer Walker should 100 be nominated and win maybe is a

world of people that you have to familiarize didn't they change that though recently I remember we covered no we we

covered that a couple I think we were still over there and it was something along the lines of like you're only

allowed to vote in a certain category a certain number of categories or they they were implementing some changes

because that was a big thing but it's still it's like it's still not right it's still it's still a voting yeah it's

a voting board still so you got to do the work you got to do the work everything is political B yeah

it took me long to one award show I don't know what these people do I went asked some questions looked around it's

like okay never again and we can't eat here I kept starving

can't sneak a burger and eat before if you get locked out enough artists don't talk about how horrible award shows are

if you get locked out and that at that hot dog stand or the little potato chip stand Wale on Commercial brick you just

ain't coming back in now you just gotta wait there through the commercial through the whole next segment and then

come back in looking all doofy that's all artists your peers staring at you [ __ ] Anita Baker looking at you like

you trash you walking back with your crunching munch it ain't [ __ ] ain't

all that's cracked up to be it's bad the red carpet they get they get a lot

of y'all with that little pre-award show they get they add money on hey y'all come perform outside

and you're not big enough for the main stage come perform outside right quick on this at T stage see the new [ __ ] they

got now they get you to perform the commercial break yep

yeah you honored to do that and that is why and that's why Meek don't know how

much that Drake record made for him um they told him what it made for them yeah

yeah 24 million one one record one song one song 24 million dollars

but anyway 24 million dollars Meek Mill says he still hasn't got an answer as to

what that record made for him I tell you I love Meeks tweets he learns on the Fly and he just squeaks

it out going bad is the name of the record going bad cool little Bop cool little slap

I like his tweets because I think somebody pulled tweets up while he's talking now I think he's really

trying to educate [ __ ] too got around a certain level of money where he kind of don't have to play the

game as much because I think he's diversely you know what I mean invested in a bunch of different shoes but yo now

I'm letting you all y'all know that this ain't it that's the number I was blown away by too he said he made 11 million

dollars over the course of his 10-year career yeah for music for music yeah music

damn and label probably made what remember they made 24 million off one

song half a bill I mean if you if you figure usually an artist gets somewhere around 15 percent of

the the pie you're the math guy that's crazy

more than that then they had to make it because you know what if you got some leverage that might not even be and he

had left and he had three or four monster smashes yes like monster smashes

that you could play in any arena in the world yeah I just get both sides of this

because little Dusty meat with the dusty braids that was battling in Philly on those on those clips that go around

he says yes to a situation it don't matter if he only get 15 of

that pie at that time he says yes I love hearing from these artists because you're hearing from the evolution of

them you hearing from them having to go bump their [ __ ] head fall down get

robbed get [ __ ] learn and then come back and tell us crunch number two yeah and I love that because those dog

whistles are only for the people who understand it every time one of us do it there's a legion of young kids who don't

care because if they are the little Dusty braided kid in Philadelphia battle

rapping then they say yes too it's a real horrible ecosystem that they're going on I always go back to I was just

talking about this earlier on chitty chatty Place uh in the 60s and 70s we

were listening to men we were listening to adults yeah the

Stylistics The OJ's [ __ ] was popping on your screen with full beards and Butterfly collars and the [ __ ] fish

bell bottoms they was doing that when you change that and Target children

and say that it's because of life expectancy of an artist well that also

means you're putting paperwork in front of children and they're understanding now and it's the things that they'll

sacrifice they talked about a little bit of that in the Specter doc which I don't know if you watched yet but they talked about it I started it yes before you

know the 1950s or whatever music was for older people it wasn't even for young people yeah like yeah that was kind of

around the evolution like Frank Sinatra and them wasn't they weren't targeting kids right that music was for adults

but then that kind of changed around that era which I thought was an interesting conversation even even outside of the the the

hoboken's finest don't y'all try to take them with the little New York record that's Hoboken that's whole I don't care about the

record he made that was Hoboken all right but even outside of the age demo when you start talking about the money

demo because even if a kid is 19 20 years old or their parents are 35 years

old you're getting them pissy hallways every day dog you you said you're gonna give me what 200 Grand

you get what I'm saying like they don't give a [ __ ] it's it's an Escape even if it's a temporary escape from these

current conditions give me 200 grams more money I haven't seen in my [ __ ] life and I mean and it's and it's

ignorance right because when I was performing when I first started to get booked for shows I would look to

Doughboy and worm and whoever's on the road with me and I would say I can't believe we can pay for this

five thousand seven thousand ten thousand dollars I'm talking about the height of pump it up yeah we on the road

every day it's ten thousand every day I mean after whatever but you look at

your friends that you came from nothing wouldn't be like yo can you believe this [ __ ] yeah yeah think about that yeah so

that I would I've literally said and today as an artist as a Creator you got to stop yourself from saying it but I've

literally said to them God would do this for free yep that's how stupid we'd be

sometimes we say it but we mean it right we mean it athletes the problem is

there's somebody else listening and they gonna take it a little differently than you mean it yeah they're gonna try to oh

you would oh yeah for real oh we're cool let me keep let me put the money then good thing hey do this for the look of it do this

for the visibility of it do this to raise awareness game more fans go on the road show show they always try to divert

you back to that road nah diver be back to the back end and that's what me keep talking about hey if I did this on the

front for me with no piece of the pie what are y'all doing on the back throughout the course of my career I'm

willing to take my chances on my own I get that I salute that

11 million over 10 years I found this tweets um it started by someone asking

him when was he going to drop the expensive pain Deluxe album and he responded he said I let those albums go

once I sing grandma's little I let those albums go once I seen I get 13 cents to every

dollar once I really figured that out I ain't promoting No Label [ __ ] that I don't eat off of my money comes from my name and

my brand he said I made 11 million dollars in 10 years for music just music payments I

was shocked mad and didn't want to rap for any label now I got a real point to prove to show y'all you can survive without getting raped

on a bad month I make a m a lot of people let me down when I got educated about my own business

and it wasn't like I'm not a learner they mentally keep you faded from knowing which is the truth they want to

keep that knowledge away from you for sure he said don't give me a plaque give me the financial paper of how much the

song I recorded for 20K made 20 million not an award I'm From The Trenches I

don't want that [ __ ] I want an estate I want my whole family tree to beat the ghetto one day I asked how much going bad made

just that song they said 24 mil I said well how much did I make all I

got was uh he said LOL I'm like what the [ __ ] I know all the financials to all my other business I

signed out lost all trust for that whole system I asked Drake to do that song three days before my album came out I

think he did it for free for me we cooked it up how the [ __ ] do I not know how much I made off a song that made

that much money they gave me a plaque right big mental trickery

that's what I don't understand it's not really mental trick Rito it has to be gotta be like any business because they

trick you to thinking that the plaques matter trick well that's where the trick come in yeah

but I'm just saying to the artist you you love to run them show them numbers and uh 10 million platinum and all this

million Platinum that's the trick look think about this right in any business you could sell sneakers you could be

Joe Budden podcast right we are employees of the Joe Bond podcast

so I don't give a [ __ ] what Joe make I've signed on as an employee Joe can make 70 zillion dollars I don't give a

[ __ ] I'm happy with my salary Meek Mill is a Creator signed to a label so they

have more of a partnership he's not an employee of the label yeah so any numbers that are trickling down he needs

to be made aware of I don't understand how in the music business they don't know what they're yeah it's wrong I

think that's different that's wrong he's an employee I was thinking when you sign up you kind of are an employee you know no because

now you got you gotta pay what employees pay their own marketing pay they own this pay they own that you don't have

all those expenses as an employee I don't pay for one of these [ __ ] cameras or one of these lights this [ __ ] don't even concern me in here

but when you put an album out they give you a budget you got to work off of that budget yo you got to spend XYZ for

marketing you got to pay the production you got me all that [ __ ] true you're right about these like I'm also not fronting you any money

I'm not fronting you with that cool most most record labels are fronting money in at every

Department as an event no at everywhere okay now just because we believe in you gotcha so you have to pay some of that

stuff off and that's what Shaq said so Shannon is and also there's a front end

of business and there's a back end of business right I use me as an example

because that's all I know when I did she don't put it down with Wayne Wayne didn't charge me gotcha

shelter Wayne however the handlers of Wayne

in his paperwork whoever handles Wayne is now calling to say that's good that

he did the verse but we have to clear this what's the business

you have to discuss the business coach Meek was signed to Ross Ross has the label the the JV

at wherever he was Atlantic Warner or whatever so

y'all get the song done but the people looking at the back end is we're awesome

so that's where the employee kind of parked because he's not signed as meek

able to look at Meek he's Meek signed to Ross who signed to Warner who signed to this who signed to death gotcha the only

person that comes up is the king of the castle when it gets to that conversation with Drake and he's off the half of one percent yeah of people that can be

signed to 90. and that's the point that I don't understand like yo dog how do you not see your numbers see listen you

get what I'm saying perfect example Meek is talking all this [ __ ] right now right not talking [ __ ] but educating right and

and learning on the Fly and now you see him by himself

true you don't you don't hear um you don't see Ross you don't see you see

other people the Phillies Sixers guy gotcha you just see him he wants to reap the benefits of his Artistry but you got

to work through the [ __ ] contract to do that I worked through a bunch of them he worked through it which is all and then you land here go ahead yeah I'm gonna

say which is why him it leads us to his mixtape flame was Far true like he said

in the tweets yo yeah I had a deluxe for expensive pain but once I found out what I'm making

[ __ ] them albums for a shot they tricking them deluxes oh yeah oh yeah they're tricking you all

with these no no no not just that they tricking them with the mixtapes like certain artists are putting out mixtapes

on all the dsps and everything through the label but it's a mixtape this ain't

even in your album contract dummies that's nuts and I'm not gonna call them dummies because some somewhere along the

line somebody's tricking them to put some [ __ ] out to get hot or or gain some momentum before the album drop that's whatever y'all hey put something out and

six weeks later you come right then shut up but that but shut up how does this count against people yes my recording

contract how does this count against my contracts any piece of information you hear is an artist take it back to your

trusted team and figure out how that works to your contracts but how's that not trick are you intentional

it's not yours it's just you because you are not yours that's why I'm saying that like you're not yours you seen this [ __ ]

with Shaq and Shaq said yo he broke down he said y'all went platinum right

Shaquille O'Neal said he went platinum yeah and he said yo because he's a business guy he started going over every

single line item uh-huh and expenses because your budget he said dog they charged him for studio time he did the

whole [ __ ] album in his own Studio I don't like but if you don't see that look but if he don't see that then

that's hundreds of thousands of dollars that he might have lost Jack also had the money to do things so he said yo

what happened was when he got to the bottom line he was like yo off of platinum album it just wasn't enough money for me to keep doing it it didn't

make no sense in fact he was like yo I don't see how y'all work for that he was like no disrespect I just don't see how y'all work and put all that [ __ ] to make

that a little bit of bread it wasn't worth it then in fact fam I was trying to find a clip real quick left eye went

and broke it down she was like yo I'm gonna explain to y'all how a group can go diamond

and be broke and file bankruptcy literally broke down like but I'm saying no exact numbers like it make this this

much you got to pay this you pay this and then whatever's left now you got to bust down right away did it too tribe

said of lower end Theory it went three Platinum the [ __ ] said I was sleeping on my mother's couch

this is Q-tip dog yeah this wasn't even their first album neighbors four three four hours I think yeah and he was like

yo they went triple platinum he said at the end of the album I think they bust down 45 Grand

three ways four ways some [ __ ] like that and he was like dog they had a triple platinum album he's sleeping in his

mother I don't understand how 20 years later 30 years later we still fighting the same

fight that don't make sense to me again I'm not engulfed in it but it just don't make sense to me like I'm gonna try to

learn from because obviously for every 16 of y'all that say no yeah it's ten

five million trillion y'all especially today with Instagram and how

important the look is that's sure now it's I think these are doing the market for me no not even that these [ __ ]

will willingly give up the money for the look for them they know we're not getting paid but I'm hot out here now

and the girls love me I gotta change I got a chain I got a car I got a little crib I got something sure and I'm lit on

a gram sure y'all can have the money right y'all can have it Meek I support

you and whatever you're doing so back back to me uh mixtape yeah man mixtapes back so y'all if it was a good feeling

though like I didn't even know it dropped I signed up for Meek's Discord just yesterday somebody told me about it cool because

he's getting what we talked about director consumers this is the way I'm

letting y'all know where I'm I'm coming yeah I Got a notification it's out I was like okay I click the link it takes me right

to that piff I was like I ain't saying listen I ain't even went on that website in years okay

I go to see if I can purchase this anywhere nope I was like okay

so now I I downloaded my way and get on the phone listen to it he's rapping over the the record you played was the intro

the little snippet the other day my way is great yeah

but I'll get to that but yes I bootlegged it originally

um dog it felt like I went to the car wash you know I go every day um about

three four cars I heard playing the tape I said oh [ __ ] that's a feeling that I

haven't it [ __ ] just dropped that's dope hey you know the hood love me that's the

I just got [ __ ] my skin started crowing dog that wasn't cars playing music loud turn it down

can you call the manager yeah there would have been some young blue

you wouldn't have said no noise ordinance I was just like damn this was it was

just a good feeling though it took me back I love to put that on the car the way here so let's just hypothetically

say he sells a hundred thousand that changes the landscape of music no it won't you don't think so not at

all why because because no I'm just saying but big changes for

him there are artists bigger than meek that might go that route now they're gonna find a way here's the bad part if

this works like really works for him all they're going to do is put okay you you got that off now we're gonna put some

more [ __ ] in the contract to where the next [ __ ] that try that we're gonna come sue you but we're gonna block it or we're gonna do XYZ or we're gonna take

it or they'll take it a step further and go get in bed with whatever platform you trying to put it out on

I guess but you get what I'm saying like yo somebody could potentially follow his lead that's bigger than him but a Justin

Bieber [ __ ] tells anybody that could potentially say yo dog I'm gonna create my art and I'm gonna put it out to the

consumers directly and reap the benefits well that's the other problem is the super Elites they

get favor to more favorable deals so they're not in no hurries right now is doing director consumer in

conjunction with Ticketmaster yeah or that that is exactly what her

director consumer looks like yeah yeah type of people yo dog

we could make this okay show them a little piece of paper sometimes it's 95 000 one ticket yo it

went from 17 grand they got tickets for 100 94 000.

that's sick one ticket one ticket in an arena yeah that holds

27 000 people yeah I'm like that piff that's that bit for real yeah and if

you're a [ __ ] Chelsea Handler you'll definitely give that pip to Taylor Swift you'll give that pip to her that Epiphany something else too

see right whatever you got it whatever but

um I'm glad to hear mixtapes back yeah I really am you know what Wayne did it when he with his uh not me that pith got

to pay up too you [ __ ] been got some gems for 15 grand some [ __ ] over let's see the splits and

y'all ordered everybody yo order the labels ordered that piff well he didn't just do but he put it out two

Dope Boys SoundCloud my man's over there that's my man's a number yeah think

about Meek it wasn't like adaptive exclusive he went LiveMixtapes Audiomack SoundCloud literally everywhere but the

dsps I want y'all to have it still and you can cash out and get it

and y'all can bust me down whatever percentage y'all take y'all take if this [ __ ] is ten dollars and y'all take two

it's free send me to eight I'm just I'm just saying if come on what happened with Lotto

oh [ __ ] 130 songs leaked out leaked out the blue don't know how that happened

wow 130 records leaked unreleased Souls unreleased reference tracks

all kind of [ __ ] oh she didn't pay somebody something oh someone someone got someone someone got a bone to pick

with her yeah somebody threatened to leak her [ __ ] before in a little internet yeah

who did that don't do that I don't know who did that man because I know better than the Queen's get the money yeah

and your hard drive yeah whatever else Queens get the hard drive yeah

I'm supposed to be a compassionate here because this is [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up but boy this is some

top tier hate dog you can't keep having a year you was having the [ __ ] don't throw a little

hate out there man but my thing is when a person tell you hey dog

this could happen and you keep going all right that would happen no that's wrong

is it yeah it's wrong don't leak my 130s songs though I told you to chill out I

told you to chill out some of them was was reference tracks yeah other girl songs oh [ __ ] I ain't right it was a it

was some it was gems in there sometimes they leak your [ __ ] and it don't be the gems in there but oh no this one has it

all in there this one had it all 130. salute to her though let me get a

couple of those with them open with them open verses yeah sure no yeah some Bobby Axelrod [ __ ]

right there Lotto we love you we love you Lotto whoever could have done this to Lotto probably have love for you too

so if I forgot to be in or if I or if I don't want to say mind and women's business I mean uh women's business that

is women's business a hundred and thirst that's a lot of

work that's a bad that's a lot of work man I got a saluder for that it's [ __ ] up when the person you beefing with got

like connects and resources and tools like you gotta know your enemy man some [ __ ] ain't worth it song too

what's that like The Art of War oh yeah you're so [ __ ] wine

that tree will fall on you yeah give him some hope you talk about some songs

ain't forewarn you that's crazy dog who won the Timberland battle this week

his [ __ ] looks scuffy like bad scuffy Parks look like he's just worn with cool

character scuffy yeah those ain't brand new

yo get brand new Tim's at the jbp shut your [ __ ] mouth all right shut

your [ __ ] up Jersey City

he said he had an unlucky day what do what what happened Lucky Day tweeted

some horny [ __ ] out at three in the morning and people wanted to remind him that he ain't taking care of his kid uh like that's [ __ ] up like why I can't

not take care of my kid and keep but I'm like y'all don't have to conflate no you

can't but y'all have to conflate these days yeah like you know how it is on that timeline oh man they just waiting

for you everybody has a date they're waiting what do you tweet all right yeah

he was just some horny [ __ ] he's just tweeting about like Brazzers or like a

porn site or something else 40 tweets is back Brazzers listen

to the second half what was it [ __ ] I come off the clip the preview Hey

whenever y'all gonna show for 90 seconds that's enough the super trailers yeah yeah

he said if I get you a BBL I'm putting the air tag in it that's for Nissan

that's not funny no no no that was funny I thought it was funny the problem is when they be funny her like that was

that was clever but I mean it wasn't Richard Pryor I mean that was funny somebody said only bbos you need to be

worried about book bags and lunch boxes go go buy some [ __ ] for the kids

let me shut up

all right because I murder you because why y'all even know I don't take care of my kid

like why should I just shut up because you ain't what they'll never shut up are you

trying to protect the kid or not like I'm a bad they everyone doesn't have to

know and I'm not talking about me I ain't talking about me I had a whole weekend

of playing Monster with like ah I

just want to watch Frozen um still it's a girl you know all the words of the songs yes

all of the words Let It Go go ahead and play some monster with your baby Let It

Go Go You Know You Want to Build a Snowman that's dope we be in there going crazy

what's your daughter doing in the house that's super annoying now well she ain't tall see never mind jumping off of [ __ ]

like she's trying to hurt our family because it's a girl so it's like stop being so rough she climbs off the couch

when they jump from the couch over here when he just likes to jump oh you gotta keep that table in the lock and key there no that ain't that's

I've seen Lex do a hundred yard dash across the edge of the back of the couch where the [ __ ] did you talk about fear

oh you never letting your daughter let them do that you're never letting your daughter do awesome I thought y'all man you could just let the boys do [ __ ] and

I'm here to tell you that that is a myth that is not what you mean let them just do [ __ ] if I don't watch Lexington no no

no my room you gotta watch them no but they fast and Elusive if I give him two in

two minutes 90 seconds he go in that bathroom and my stupid ass got everything that

sprayed right on he take that Febreze

two guns he doing a matrix [ __ ] with the Febreze

I walk in the bathroom like yo why does she smell so good oh my walls are painted with just spray [ __ ]

or you realize did you well I'm sure you've gotten to the point where you realize this little motherfucker's just

faster than me like and yo she grabbed some [ __ ] my daughter's thing is now she

knows she faster than me yeah you know so now it's okay I can get from here to

there to under Daddy's bed before he can catch me so now I got my ass trying to

get under the bed and she just there laughing at me yo you gotta set up a camera in your room so dog bald head ass it ain't even like I'm

in there with my son I'm in there with a [ __ ] roommate this little [ __ ] tall walking to the fridge grabbing the apple juice

Hey Joe you've been telling us hey what you saying I'm out [ __ ] fire trucks

I'm at that point now now she can open the fridge and [ __ ] by herself yeah I know that cabinet climbing up they know

where it is that's that's annoying here goes applesauce no no applesauce no applesauce I got it already actually

apples I just need you to open it stupid ass boy dad [ __ ] I'm in the house trying to put them on as a father [ __ ] yo

what's up you want some cologne because praise to send you back the moms I'll smell like some [ __ ]

hahaha

sneakers

yeah I think it's funny not any huge it's all y'all

the [ __ ] tall enough to do things yeah it's a dump he go to the car after

school open the Escalade door yeah almost gang signs

yes that door is not light he damn he's opening Escalade door

that's crazy yeah that's crazy that's crazy come on dad it's like hell you better get by a car somebody said come

on you just missed that Pontiac yeah you better stop going in the street and I'm joking no of course you got the

street yo bam this [ __ ] is except for last night look it'd be almost dying they don't

even know they just go do what they want man they got no [ __ ] fear get me in trouble

they ain't gonna know nah [ __ ] the stairs no fear just they just go

he's hopping around the bed he banged us out of that boy I look at you now look see you can't do that with a girl sit

down you can't do that with a girl they could get a little

kid dude yeah with a girl joke

a boy you'd be like I told you I told you I see see that's a double standard from

the jump that's right I'm not disagreeing that's wrong so we birthed these double standards we do

all right what else we got in music anything music that's important nobody dropped nobody's dropping it's

it's Thanksgiving they know y'all with your family man he's dropping a a album

album in a couple at some point yeah I thought you said like a couple weeks or something like that at some point so

we'll see I'll be looking forward to it me too I enjoyed the mixtape so yeah I love to mixtape all right like I said

it's just a good feeling but having that cars playing mixtape [ __ ] that's me

[ __ ] that's that's how I breathe now at this age it ain't you think it's the pipes

look over here

that's how I breathe what the [ __ ] is that yo 40 and up 40 and up you gotta

get you I want to do an old new podcast called 40 and up the lessons I am learning at this age I told you get you

some Flonase I took another walk down the stairs my foot just started doing its own [ __ ] y'all see I walked in here

with a brace on my wrist from sleeping rooms my brakes on the table I'm running

straight to the balcony after sex sorry sorry

running out there to get some air wheezing

please lay on the floor tonight air nice and cool down there on the ground I don't want to do that in

front of them because they'll judge out they'll judge yeah

yeah how she worked you out nope nope nope because the girls that look at you

yeah look at you breathing hard look at you look what I did to you now you can't let them get that if you're a man yeah

you can't let them get that oh man y'all you're stupid I rushed to the middle drawer throw on a t-shirt you can't look

at my scrawny chest now only during sex yeah you're walking only during sex please tell me once the sex is over I'm

not walking around with a t-shirt on no drawers

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oh yeah oh man I'm not man enough I'm not mad

enough yo that's bad

take top and be hanging right above your butt cheek

[Laughter] the other thing that's bad about that is

mine and her fight over what the temperature is and should be or when it gets changed during sex I'm coming the

house and I put that [ __ ] on a cool 69 because I know we about to [ __ ] right you come in and say oh my God

let me put you on it's the it's like the fitted sheet right but it's got heater in it it's got zones for each side of

the bed so I'm gonna have it be cold in the room you can go put that [ __ ] on full blast

and be warm as you want to be on your side of the bed I got

something what the hell yeah I don't know nothing about it cost two hundred dollars

yeah yeah what yes I should never heard it that's the shot today dog women body is life change

life-changing [ __ ] investment better be a taxes [ __ ] buying all these gadgets

he walked by Spencers and cops that's a game changer I'm telling you

I'm telling you crazy [Music]

in the middle no I'm calling I'm hot she cold when I'm cold

today can you turn the heat up I'm like oh yeah

Ronnie's awesome all right so listen Austin uh Austin August Alsina on one of

them reality shows did a love interest reveal or a love reveal a teacher of

love reveal you didn't call him his boyfriend he didn't call him the dude this [ __ ] busting my head over to

[ __ ] dryer and washing machine [ __ ] that's [ __ ] break my

he didn't say any of that he said this is the person that's teaching me how to love and then the person came out at the end

while they was rolling credits on the show I think it was the real life or whatever the show was and that was everyone's first time

looking at August Alsina's teacher of Love slash love interest I won't call

him boyfriend because he didn't call him that and everyone had to think peace in something to say about the boyfriend

reveal what I wanted to come to work and say was man I better hurry up and play

the lotto I gotta go do the numbers I must be like I must have like a gift

and have premonitions exactly what that [ __ ] looked like

is exactly what I thought the [ __ ] looked like that was [ __ ] at August Alsina

what do you look like yeah him he looked like August it looked like they like twins some light-skinned [ __ ]

with a perm Some Cuts in his eyebrows some makeup on and nice jeans it's like all right jeans pants not Geniuses and

jeans don't think

yeah that's what you look like hey exactly what I thought you look like yeah ABS I don't know he ain't lift his

shirt up but I mean it looked like he was in shape I'm oh he's getting his ass busting that

[ __ ] tall too yeah yeah bottom I don't know

how would I know that's offensive because this guy can't help himself you said it last week yo what you talking

about I never knew what a bottom meant I I never knew that when you found out it was like oh I'm stupid okay so I was

asking you if you think you said the [ __ ] I don't know because people be taking that as like an insult I don't know I don't want to say it just bother

me look at you like I don't know that's not my feel it's not my I'm not an expert in that

said you was trying to get you know knowledge up not all the way up

okay Section 8 door level section eight door levels

you know that'd be the six foot doors yeah [Music]

this guy's a fool shout out to August Alsina and his love interests

Your Love wins again there you go love wins again that's it I see you black girls are mad at Dwyane Wade's daughter

I see y'all Zaire got nominated for like woman of

the year or some [ __ ] and they pulled out the old Leo book and final jacket a real black girl no yeah

we win we the best y'all

[Applause] talking about when the black girls get

mad I got another topic I ain't gonna bring it but boy it was funny

anyways uh part of the show come on let's call this guy let's do it

let's call this guy up you got some [ __ ] going on with him read the question first all right

why don't I do just that here we are here's this guy right here Thomas we've spoken to Thomas worry he's a repeat oh

yeah and repeat uh question ask her okay fellas I need some guidance Hey Thomas

luckily for you that's exactly what we're here to do here to God so I've been with my girl for about two

years and I'm struggling to drop my side chicks because as pretty as my girl is she's really kind of a bum oh [ __ ] yo

Round of Applause for knowing your girl is kind of a bum

that's important get that Civic driving chick out of here all right

and the girls that I deal with on the side are so accomplished and have amazing conversation that ambition that

level of intellect combined with the attractiveness is really what turns me on at this point so when it comes to

being intimate with my girl I kind of dread it because the pretty Factor has gotten dull at this point so recently I found

out she's been creeping too and I couldn't be more happier this dude can take the pressure of

intimacy away from me and she'll even overcompensate as a girlfriend for her cheating ways do you guys think I should

just come clean and let her know that we're both creeping around and we should just be open or do I count my blessings

and just go on as normal

for your listening entertainment we gonna call this [ __ ] listening

all right let's see what Thomas had to say for himself hope he's not with his girl what kind of hope he is no not me

no no no I don't want to get some truth out of him yeah Thomas we just text buddy come on come on buddy answer the

phone

oh you done Thomas gentlemen option C please offer Thomas some

guidance why are you all together um yeah he said his side chicks are ambitious have a level of intellect and

beauty that is amazing I got all the pros and cons but there was no Pros for

wifey all kinds for the size or she was just bad and he said that's wearing off

yeah he said she was pretty he said she was really really that's not that's not enough of a pro for you yeah

for me you're right you're right a lot of [ __ ] that's all it take that's true just be bad I think this is a no-brainer

Thomas you fam okay wife one of your side chicks right

be with yourself Yo stop putting all these women through that and I'm saying this because that's

mature I'm saying this because normally when you being a [ __ ] [ __ ] if you got a good side chick you might

start weighing odds and end up with your side chick you got side chicks yeah he

did so that mean you're not even zeroing in on the good one of them so you just

outside so save all of these women the trouble and just go sew your sow your

oats on your own he doesn't yeah that's what I said my option I just can't imagine staying the relationships

there's the only Pro is she's pretty you know a lot of people dog yeah a lot of

people stand you'll be surprised in this social era social media error

where the look is everything yeah the [ __ ] that take that that's true

damn and the flip side is women will take a dude that's just rich

yeah yeah you know what I'm saying I'm just saying I'm just the two sides but yeah he said the side chicks was pretty

too so that I didn't really get it she might not be as pretty as my name she might not be as pretty as his name be

with yourself dog and if your girlfriend is trash leave don't waste your time or her time right he called her a bum word

yeah and if you really the bombs have fire

all right just let's slow down you say what the bombs be having something no but he sounded like the it wasn't even fire yo dog you know that's because he

met some other fire yeah he said he won't he don't want to [ __ ] up then leave because he said he dreaded that's all every bad chick there's a [ __ ]

title hey you know you don't need to pay me for this advice but I mean please do please please do

okay leave yes how did Abby made her Fortune Dear Abby you guys another one

of those white people inventions like Star Trek out of there dog Dear Abby what the [ __ ] Nate Abby so dear like

Star Trek yeah like Star Trek force that [ __ ] they put one black [ __ ] in space

so that was the new Star Trek fan all right Thomas glad we can help you is

there any other topic that that the fans just have to hear about from us no

you wonder they'll kill us for if we missed one did we miss one no I

don't think we missed one the real fans got patreon anyway [Music]

hello hello [ __ ] we called you already you ain't

answering we unpacked this one without you I'll I'll put my son to sleep man all right fine fine you win all right so

your girl's a bum you got a bunch of side chicks we told you to leave leave and be single yeah I understand why

you're still with your girl why are you still there she's a bum and you don't want to hit it

she always talk about how like there's more to relationship than money true there's also much relationship than sex

too man I agree with that but you said you don't have no ambition she a bum

but there's other value she had to my life that I appreciated well you didn't say yeah

what about like my kids [ __ ] with it my mom [ __ ] with her like you know I'm saying she remember my birthday type [ __ ] you know she pulls my clothes

you may not have the best conversation you may not have a lot of ambition but yeah it's a great time for me to jump in

and remind our audience that I ain't [ __ ] no girl in the Civic and this is

why the bars in Hell [ __ ] just accept whatever no he said she was talking about I said my mom like her and she

remembers my birthday you can put that right in your phone

you got value you know what I'm saying this is my problem with what you said

Thomas what's that you said side chicks as in multiple chicks that mean you ain't even zeroed in on the one side

chick that you willing to do right it's all about concentrated efforts man like I only talk to these girls for certain

things like for certain conversations or certain you know ideas I can bounce off of it we have a very specific conversation on how we deal with each

other I mean this is how I deal with her it's very concentrated efforts on these things like I don't try to I don't try

to give I don't unnecessarily try to put her in a position where she can't fulfill that for me I don't you know I

don't I don't even press her with that no more let me ask you a question yeah you didn't got it started no I was

just out of your trouble any any ASI girls at eight like cumulatively any of your side girls

are they a eight and when I say eight I mean like put everything together cumulatively are there eight yes so why

would you not just rock with the eight and leave the dummy alone because the mother girls probably are not the type of chick that I want to bring home to my

mother my kids made knife you know that they just you know I

remember you from last time yeah it was my man on the last question yeah you sound crazy right now

yo you said you can't bring them home to your mother but they good side chick they hoes they hoes yo

or they not that cute tell us no they're really attracted these they're very accomplished women some work for ESPN so you know

what city what city go do that don't answer abort and honestly a lot of these

chicks are in relationships um

who are dating the dudes were making seven figures but they at home and they just want some conversation you know

what I'm saying that's what we call it these days networks who are who are only surrounded by industry people so I run a

regular dude hit they DM it's like oh you know it's normal conversation you know chicks who got money usually don't

want to date dudes of money because very small percentage in a dating pool so they go after the dude got the good conversation and they can make them

laugh and make them comfortable or they can bounce off they they stresses about their husband because I can get two [ __ ] I don't I don't run in the same

circles as them that is true you are you are not alone yeah yeah no so

specifically for that space versus like the girl [ __ ] there's comfortabilities there ultimates are there nah yo you got

it but you said if I remember you from before yo you sound like a highly intellectual dude you gotta find a girl

that's just gonna compliment you on all your levels yo but leave this chick alone yeah you keep wasting her a bum yo

a bum is really really easy yes yeah I agree with this but before you go out get out of there make sure you milk that

bum for all she's worse make sure you suck suck all the life out

all that that is of value get it out of there before you go right no level up after that yeah yeah make sure you level

up before she does that's it really fellas yeah glad we go Thomas appreciate

you buddy oh man yeah

that's a fool does her body good milking

let's go to Western Beef you know what we must think that yeah

that's what it told us milk don't know about a body good body [ __ ] good milk

we got this whole body and I ain't even get to talk to you all about Pepsi I am the worst podcaster in the world Pepsi

Pepsi Pepsi where's my jet the brand new mini series four four part miniseries on

Netflix where's my jet on Netflix Pepsi where is my jet you remember years ago

um Pepsi was running this I remember the commercial was clear as me too and they were running if you collect a certain

amount of Pepsi Points uh you get certain [ __ ] so it was a soccer ball regular numbers yeah then they put a

number up there like you get 70 million they put a commercial out Pepsi Points you get a Harrier jet and a dude went

and accumulated them seven million points his teeth were on crazy and was like I didn't drink it yeah

he did the man yeah he calculated he got he not only did he do the math he got

with an investor to front him the money that he would need to store the amount

of Pepsi that would give him these points the investor told him to come up with a business plan because what are

you going to do when you get the Harrier jet yeah and you'll have to store you'll have to buy it so they came up with all

of this [ __ ] yeah and they got what it came to was

seven hundred thousand or eight hundred thousand dollars that they needed to spend to get the amount of Pepsi that

got back those points in his head the Harrier jet is 32 million dollars that's the layup it's 32 million dollars yeah

he then did the research to see if that was even legal for them to give him a

Heritage at right and what he found was hey as long as the Weaponry is off of the jet then a regular civilian could

have a jet so he went out and did that oh this is like an army jet yeah this is a weapon

a Harrier jet is a battle Jet got you okay like it can land uh

like it's for war yeah so I took the weapons off he wanted it yet and

they get into the legal proceeding because he took them to court saying Pepsi said yo we thought this was

a joke um we put this out as a joke well no disclaimer I'm in there arguing

with my girl because who you agree with

because in the commercial in the commercial it just said seven million Pepsi Points Harrier jet

there was no language saying if you accumulate this we will so they were

going off what was implied and that's where you could argued no but so if they said 20 points you get

a hat yeah like so if they said 20 points hat yeah 100 points tickets

seven million Points Harrier jacket that's how it went if that is the case then you are saying

people claiming their prices yes so if I got my 20 points you gave me a hat I got

100 points you gave me some tickets yeah when I got my seven million points give me my [ __ ] jet yeah so they got into

some of the problems that arose with this which is you can't even get one Harrier Jam you have to buy six oh [ __ ]

so there was an ass Pepsi problem it has nothing to do with me I want my one area Jeff yeah now they bumped into

a roadblock because this is Corporate this is corporate law and they got the best lawyers in the world so the judge

that came was corporate law friendly and the judge was like that dog I don't

want to tell it to you watch it but the judge are like dog this was a joke what y'all talking about is not relevant but

in this mini series it does prove and we probably need to take the lasagna yeah yeah in this ministry miniseries

they did prove that there was credit that the Pepsi people wanted to have

credibility in the commercial in episode three or four they get into the third party team hired to do the

commercial originally Pepsi put 700 million points for the hero jet to

convey it as a joke yeah the Pepsi Executives or whoever was in charge of the commercial said this is hard to

digest

away just one 70 million now they said this is still kind of hard to digest and

that's how we got to read seven million points on the screen the kid's point was that proves that you wanted somebody to

attain it to believe that there was credibility here that's true he lost at

some point they came in very early on and said yo dog we were getting here's a 800 000 check and you go away he said no

I would have said no to yeah they went and got Michael avenatti involved in this like the lawyer do the Trump's

lawyer dude that digs up the dirt oh okay that digs up dirt on people but he wasn't Michael avenatti yet I might be

[ __ ] his name up he wasn't him yet he was still early in his career yeah this

was a whole big thing please watch it I'm gonna watch that that sounds crazy yeah that was my that was I was having a

blast on Saturday like I love watching [ __ ] like that sounds yeah but you know what happened so telling you I'm mad I

ain't watched billions earlier they went and probably picked the corporate friendly judge that rocks with

the sides of the corporations you don't remember billions they like [ __ ] of course you got to get this judge because

he he sides with big business this judge sides with the little man like they know

which judges typically roll in whatever Circle that's Michael avenatti when he

got involved found out that just five years earlier in another country Pepsi ran a similar promotion right where

people ended up dying [ __ ]

no it's it's pretty good it is pretty good oh I'm sorry sir I don't want nothing get out of here sir

I don't know I'm sorry oh dog really wait why did it

happen oh my God I am gay

why do I have a dude serious dude Series yeah somebody come tell me all right let me talk to him again okay

yo why you a dude I don't have an answer for that is there

something else I can help live where is the woman Siri that's normally

around oh he didn't want to hear that yeah they

got the August also it's like we're all trying to kill dog which is good

just answer whatever you want do you have siblings

I don't have a family the way a person would oh

shoot the river what will you do when I close this

laptop I don't have an answer for that um

and then we'll move on ask him what what's his goal

what is your goal here hmm I don't have an answer for that oh

yeah there's something else the dude theory is stupid huh yeah nah he's Shady

oh if there's anything else I can help you with let me know all right [ __ ] [ __ ] you I love that hold on let me tell

him boy [ __ ] you I won't respond to that

all right what's up man we ain't even getting to Thanksgiving turkey day Turkey on Brian right now you know what

I mean the fans told told me Brian you got Brian your turkey

season it and let it sit in the [ __ ] that's not marinate Matt no no it's different oh binding is not marinating

hey what you call it would you wait what is it called binding it's brine who binding

all the Instagram chefs they sound sound like binding I know what I mean though I

know what it means one of them [ __ ] rubbed the mustard and [ __ ] on all that [ __ ] they rub off rub it off I won't put no mustard but well you use whatever you

used to vine yeah what's the word brine brine mayonnaise mustard whatever you use now if you put them mayonnaise some

turkey you've got a wow some people do except some people do it I'm saying listen if

it comes out good it comes out good everybody that cooked something on Instagram and puts a cool song behind it

I follow you it's the music that separates y'all for me the slang the

vernacular how you describing what you're doing I can't cook worth a [ __ ] sorry I'm learning cranberry sauce I

cook like a man no I'm learning yeah no you don't no I don't like that the new

kids have tried to kill cranberry sauce out of Thanksgiving cranberry sauce makes everything better like hot sauce

it's Thanksgiving hot sauce it's the contrast it's the contrast with

the Savory it's good yummy it's good no listen to Chef piggity you know you don't need a lot but you

need a little something in there no keep that [ __ ] far away and uh and it's the only thing you bastards ain't gotta make open the can and just pour it out pour

it out on the thing cooking cranberries I bring the bags of

ice I see what you did because you know and he was talking about

diamonds too like would you and your girl cooking up over there some casseroles y'all went to Food

Emporium yet you know that's where they shot food and pork

where the [ __ ] is food shut up Joe someone has a store and just for me Food

Emporium don't act like y'all know the song that's a New York they spent some money

on a budget that's a New York bro yeah but in my in our older age I learned

that the things in my childhood might not necessarily have been in other people's challenges like the food important commercial uh

Crazy Eddie crazy that's a New Yorker you don't remember Crazy Eddie I didn't grow up in New York

City but it should have been now but the commercials wasn't up there like y'all sometimes we did yeah crazy electronic

an electronics store yeah I'm crazy wow oh for real yeah that's in your time

though it's still in his time you should know it yes didn't he get locked up he was right he was crazy for real wait

oh yeah wait I think I saw a doc about Crazy Eddie what he did he lived his

right oh he did some [ __ ] he lived his raps this [ __ ] was true nah he did some [ __ ] I remember that yeah I

gotta watch that again oh [ __ ] is really crazy mad [ __ ] like that

Piggly Wiggly is another one of them for me you had to learn that that was only over there that was only over there yeah

that's my point that's what I'm saying publics had to learn about public schools no I'm just saying but Publix is another one it didn't used to be not

everywhere yeah published the biggest supermarket chain in the world you're lucky I don't remember that the

name of that Fancy Fancy Food Emporium that's in Connecticut or Delaware there's a fan Thomas's or some Wegmans

Wegmans that [ __ ] it's a big weapon it's like a supermarkets like a Walmart supermarket

one of these fans will tell me I'm sure but it's fancy in there you're walking Wegmans listen man Ginger hit you

different uh y'all want to tell the audience about your Thanksgiving plans what you're thankful for who you'll be

with what you'll be doing friends giving after party plans anything my family yeah I'll be with the family and um I

might hit the street though yeah I think my dad's eight o'clock though Ministries [ __ ] get that hey nobody

talk about that family should be done in about two three hours we'll be done yeah you're hitting the streets

Thanksgiving I think I got you yeah I'm hitting the streets sure you're thankful because that's Thursday night lit 21

baby uh see if I can give me a hall pass give me a hall pass yeah I figured out

I'm going to the strip club and set up trust for my kids that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna be

responsible but I'm gonna be in there yo keep us in your prayers Lord knows we

need to be there until the next time yo I'm thankful for y'all I'm thankful for

them I'm thankful to have breath in my lungs right now a lot of people didn't make it

this year rest in peace the holidays are not a happy time for some people so I want to acknowledge that mental health

is important I want to let my family know I love them their loved ones know I love them my

fans friends my kids yo we live to see another year God willing man 2023 we are

close we are close to it that's how I know I'm getting old too like when I set

the my alarm or the dates and on the phone where you gotta scroll to get to your date of birth

oh yo what app is that yo you can't bypass it I think you're gonna go through every

month yeah I had to go back to 1976 I like oh my God yo one of them apps I'm

like yo this is some [ __ ] that's before Giuliani even became a prosecutor

yo you are that's before Reagan bro that's before Reagan that's before John

Gotti took over organized crime yo you was here yo look at the [ __ ] they go to now you was here that might be before we

landed on the moon we never landed on the moon keep us in

your prayers Lord knows we need to be there till next time I bet you do farewell adios arriba dirty hasta la

vista so long goodbye remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last

as if it's all we have and lastly the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel to close-minded women

want to teach you things and the side chicks are trying to get to your house for a plate or look at your Aunt Grandma

mother daughter or something

they trying to do you know they're trying to get some Leverage

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my mom he knows she knows my version knows my

birthday yo man enjoy your family enjoy your

loved ones we'll be back we're not taking off we heard y'all complaining about us talking about we take off every

other week [ __ ] y'all we'll be back here Friday uh

the new Joe Button on another Daddy

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