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vl.com. That sounded real. [ __ ] Yo, when he

said, he just like he just sit there and looked at himself like, "Yeah, this is good." No, no, no, no, no, no. Because

it did sound it did sound real um You're like You're like, real quiet, stormish,

uh light FMish. Yeah, I did that. I did that. That's We might need to do a reverb one with Echo. You got to really

hear my voice when I'm like really when I'm trying to sound sexy for [ __ ] Oh man. Are we We're recording, [ __ ]

Yes, Marissa, we're recording. Why are they all? Um, should where should I be talking to this mic? Like right here. I thought you were a rapper that records

in the studio. All right, here we go, baby. We are I can't bang on this table

because it is glass. But I need you two little young fucktars to not interrupt me today. We got a lot of [ __ ] to get on

today. Wait, hold on. Let me say something. I will name this Let's see. I don't even think Rory is funny still. Uh, I will name this uh podcast I will

name this podcast later episode Are we not at 60 yet? I don't know. I don't think so. Well, where we at? 59

somewhere around. No, I think we are at 60. 59 for mad long. I don't know. All right. Whatever it is, we still higher

than these other [ __ ] Worse, which is the only important part to me. Now, we

have a lot to get to. Uh Henny Palooa was in LA this past weekend. Uh uh Rory

and I were out there. We had an Airbnb. I just saw in my email that they left Rory a great review. Not me. Well, I

mean, I was that was great. white privilege [ __ ] strikes. Rory is a great uh house guest is what the email

said, but I don't know about the dark gentleman you had with you. So, we'll talk about we'll take the dark. So, we'll talk about Rory the body. I got a

little bit of Motty the body, Marty the more body to get into. Danielle the body is in here. Hey, D. Hey. Hey. Um, now

listeners, we are in grave danger.

No, honestly, I know that some of y'all Now, I waited a few days for this

podcast cuz I wanted to let the other whack podcast get their [ __ ] out the way. Number one. Um, and I have to do

that cuz Elliot Wilson just be talking too much [ __ ] Had enough of [ __ ] Elliot Wilson. Uh, uh, that's number

one. And number two, I just knew that some more [ __ ] [ __ ] would happen. I knew I knew like it would the [ __ ] [ __ ] was

at too much of an all-time high for there to not be more of it the next day. Like it was like a great movie. It

couldn't it couldn't stop. [ __ ] [ __ ] comes in threes and and this week

ladies and gentlemen, we as elder

statesmen are in grave danger of losing the culture. We are we are

imploding right before our own very eyes. There's an epidemic going on. I've

been trying to address it for years and I've been ignored. I've been called the old grumpy bitter

pump it up guy. You still are. But and even if I am credence there, but just

shut up everyone. And even if there's some credence to that, today

you got a leg to stand on today. I have an argument. I think I can convince a

jury of 12 men and women uh of my peers decide with me on this one. New

[ __ ] are ruining the [ __ ] planet. They're ruining the universe. And I have

ample amount of evidence to support this argument. And that is what this entire

podcast is dedicated to. It's dedicated to you new [ __ ] And when I say new [ __ ] I'm talking about [ __ ] who

leak nudes, right? Key. Y'all are [ __ ] the scum of the [ __ ] earth

and ruin it for real [ __ ] like me getting nudes from all the [ __ ] waist trainer [ __ ] and and and fat [ __ ]

Y'all are ruining it. What else do new [ __ ] do that [ __ ] gossip? Y'all y'all do way too much gossiping and y do

it bad. What else do It's too much It's too much [ __ ] the new [ __ ] do. But everything we're going to talk about today and

where are we starting? Who are we starting with? I think we should kick it off with the order that he came in.

Kaani and is that is that the order that No,

though the video came out last week, it didn't really start becoming coming to an head until yesterday and the day before. Nobody can see your hand

movements. She's in front. She's standing up in front of a mic. That wasn't an integral part of what I was saying. I'm just saying nobody like it

didn't really make a difference until last night and the night before with Nick Young in that situation. So, I think we should start with killing first cuz that was Yeah, but the people that

peeped that early thought it was some [ __ ] [ __ ] before. M that's valid. All right. Well, it's up to you guys. I was mad that that didn't get more attention

and then all of a sudden for no reason Thank god it got attention. Well, y'all are talking about D'Angelo Russell. Yes,

that did happen first. Yeah, that did. That video came out last week. The whole And when I saw when I saw that, I was

disturbed. Um I didn't I couldn't really say too much about it cuz I had had a similar incident uh with Brandon

Jennings on Blog TV in 2008. speak on it where uh uh that was my guy. He called

we talked he called me after the draft. I was on blog TV at the time. This is 08. All of the streaming systems they

weren't recording everything you did until that very moment. And me and him was talking like homies on blog TV on

speakerphone and it recorded it and and me and him couldn't speak anymore for years after that. And I couldn't blame

him cuz that was just careless behavior ruining or potentially ruining someone

else's stream of income. So I wasn't mad at that. this uh Oh, well, look at you being a hypocrite. When you were young,

you were doing [ __ ] [ __ ] too. Yep. Jesus Christ. That was [ __ ] [ __ ] Yes, you were on block TV. You need to know

there's nothing. But that's not [ __ ] [ __ ] That's still someone else that wasn't that wasn't Brandon was still listening. Whether it was recording or

still No, but the recording part, I mean, it was careless alltogether. So, I'm not going to defend the action, but

I don't think being on blog TV makes me a [ __ ] [ __ ] It was the same thing as Snapchat. Snapchat. It's like delete.

Oh, are you saying that he Snapchated? Yeah, that's what it was from. That's what they're saying now. It was from D'Angelo Russell Snapchated that. That's

what Yo, just because it deletes the next day doesn't make it okay. Yeah,

that's what I don't understand. It still happens. Every time people from Snapchat tell me, she like, "Oh, don't worry. It's going to delete tomorrow." I'm like, "Well, it's still here today." I

don't understand. Uh, and take some take this verb off, please. Yeah. I feel like we're like I don't I don't

understand young people and and you guys' infatuation with Snapchat. Well, why did I get the notification like a

month ago? The mouse button is now following me on Snapchat. So, have I ever viewed anything of yours? I don't

know. No, I get too many views. I haven't viewed anything from anybody on Snapchat. D'Angelo Russell just turned

20 years old in February. Yep. He's a baby. Um Nick Young. Um I know Nick

Young. Nick Young is a play fiend, too. Um what is a play fiend? He likes to play. Okay. And I mean even in the press

conference they did afterward, I think the Lakers handled it very well. um as well as you could anyway. But in the

press conference, uh D'Angelo Russell said that him and that they play like

that. That that is how they play. Now, when you play like that and you're at that age, at that pay grade, uh in that

lifestyle, some [ __ ] [ __ ] is going to happen. That's going to happen. It's just unfortunate. I'm not going to

chastise the kid. Like the scouting report on D'Angelo Russell coming out of school was he had a mental he was he

wasn't his own coach says he's like 14 years old all the way. And that's what Byron Scott said in an interview recently. But way before he was a Laker,

you know, even when I was uh campaigning for him to be a Nick. Mhm. The scout the word was he ain't wrapped too tight. He

ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer. So now we're seeing evidence of that. I guess that's not I guess that's why it's not show so shocking to me.

Um that wasn't really the big deal to me. I don't really care too much about D'Angelo Russell acting like a [ __ ]

[ __ ] You're going to see a lot more instances of D'Angelo Russell acting like a [ __ ] [ __ ] He just better be

good at basketball. Yes. Cuz when you're good at your sport, people don't when you're good at what you do, people don't care about your [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] for very

long. Well, this is very briefly. Pardon me. This is some [ __ ] that needs to be addressed in like a rookie meeting

because they do the little financial thing with rookies before when they get drafted. They do a lot of they do a lot of things with rookies when they come in

and social media is now to the point where it needs to be addressed. Do we know that they're not doing that though? I'm sure they haven't. Well, if they

have, they're doing a really shitty job at it. Well, I mean, again, this wasn't what is I don't know. It's just a weird

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Do you guys think that possibly? I'm just trying to see the bright side of things

that maybe Nick didn't really cheat and was just trying to sound cool to his younger teammate. I'm not saying that he

did cheat. I don't give a [ __ ] about Nick Young and uh what's your name? Iggy. I always get Iggy and Ailia Banks. Yeah.

Well, no. But the funniest part about that whole thing was when he said, "Yo, you tried it, Amber." I said, "No, I

tried, but she called my girl." No, he said she's she's friends with I found that part mad funny. It was just such

disappointment. Like, I tried. Yo, and and you know what? But even deeper than that, I don't want to stay too long on

D'Angelo Russell because number one, it's a week old. Number two, he just turned 20 years old. It's expected. But

I have an issue with the [ __ ] that are asking another man details about who he

has penetrated. That's odd. Yeah. Yeah. That's really weird. I don't care if the I don't care if the No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't care if the chicks are

famous. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying to me, it sounds like the young boy that's looking up to the older guy like, "Dude, you get all the [ __ ] man. Who else? Who else?" Like,

it's Is that excitement of a 10 year a 10ear difference between the two? I don't give a [ __ ] Yeah, but that's what

I'm saying. Hey you. Hey. Hey. New [ __ ] Uh. Uh. Let's see. What are we

going to call this? Rule. Yeah. Rule number one. Stop asking grown ass [ __ ] men about who they are

penetrating. Famous or not. It should not be done. Have some [ __ ] class

there. Right. Yep. We can end D'Angelo Russell there. Well, I'm curious why it's expected for him to record it, but

it's not expected for him to ask that type of question. He's 20. Yeah, that's what kids do. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not

saying it's expected for him to record it either. You said those exact words if I'm misquing you. No, I said [ __ ] [ __ ]

is going to occur when you're 20 years old. That's an excited kid. And that No,

that's that's exactly what kids do. Where where is he from? That that that is is he from the country? He's never

seen a famous person in his life. I don't know where he's from. I can't speak to who he has seen or hasn't. But

I don't classify uh him being intuitive about another man's sex life as [ __ ]

[ __ ] But I when I say [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean accidents that are bound to occur. Mhm.

That ain't no [ __ ] accident that's bound to occur. That's you [ __ ] asking some [ __ ] to a grown ass man that

you shouldn't ask. And that happens a lot. People ask me a lot about women that I've slept with. And I always turn

a eye to these people like, "Dog, you don't do you hear yourself?" But see, that's what's good about you. Why didn't Nick answer? Nick answered, which is a

problem there. Like why are you readily like he's he's talking to his man in a hotel room. I'm not going to kill him

for answering his man. I I ain't gonna kill him. I'm not going to kill any

anybody. I would hope that D'Angelo Russell's game in the near future supports all the [ __ ] [ __ ] that he's going to get into because he's going to

get into a lot. Laker Nation is going to have some decisions to make, especially if y'all get a real high draft pick

because I like uh I like Jordan Clarkson. I really like D'Angelo Russell's game. I like Buddy Hill a lot.

A lot a lot. A lot. I I personally document I take Buddy Hill before Ben Simmons. I think Ben Simmons is another

[ __ ] mental case. Same. So crazy. Shut the Shut the [ __ ] up, Melissa. All

right. So, let's get off of this. I do know who Jordan Clarkson is though cuz he dates what's her name? Chanel man. So, yep. Cool guy. Ow. Try snitching.

Let's get to see young people again. I know who she is. You're talking about

somebody else's [ __ ] sex life. But all right. So then Monday, right? Oh yeah, this is Oh my god, it was great.

It was great. Come on, Marty. This is your job in the podcast. You was killing me about this [ __ ] though. Okay, so back accent. What? No, this is not an accent.

Anyway, so let's give the backstory quickly. Um, on Monday morning, Marty giving the backtory.

Party Next Door, actually Monday afternoon, Party Next Door posted a photo holding Kani's hand. And I don't

sound like that. Just go ahead. Um, uh, after all her shenanigans, the R&B singer is back in my bed. Now, if you

guys don't know, Party Next Door and Kani dated in 2015, and they had a breakup with seemed to be messy. They deleted all each other's photos. There

was little side comments on Instagram, blah blah blah blah blah. Couple months later, she rebounds with Kyrie Irving.

Over the weekend before the party next door photo, which is why I don't know why people were just completely skipping over this, Kelani deleted all of Kyrie's

photos and it was already rumored that they had broken up. She didn't wish him happy birthday, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. So, they did break up because

Yeah, you're giving me way too much. No, I'm just I'm at the same care. So then the photo comes out. Immediately people

start bashing Kelani for cheating on Kyrie, though they had no idea whether they were still together or not. She immediately deletes her Instagram and

later that night, we find out that she tried to commit suicide because she reinstated her Instagram briefly, posted a photo from the hospital bed and said

that she had survived and thanked Party Next Door actually for saving her. And now she is home and recovering. And here

we are. And today Kyrie went to Twitter and said that they were not together.

So, I don't even know where to begin. First of all, uhoh. Listen. Yo, let me tell

you. When this first started, I think we were in LA when it first started. No. Yeah. Monday. So, I wasn't really

checking my social media as a actively as I typically do. Mhm. So, I was checking every like four or five hours.

And no guess, every time I refresh my timeline, Marty was still talking about the same thing with strangers because

it's killing me. Like you guys are [ __ ] condemning this 20year-old child

child child with facts that you don't have because you had no [ __ ] clue whether she cheated or not. And you guys

are [ __ ] these [ __ ] misogynistic men couldn't wait could not [ __ ] wait to tear down this little kid. But over

here we're looking at Nick. No one's even batting an eyelash that Nick Young could have. Yes, the [ __ ] it is. Because you automatically are so ready to tear

down a woman because she possibly cheated when you don't even [ __ ] know whether she did. That is not Yes, the

[ __ ] it is. Yes, it is. No, no. It's a lot of things. But I ain't rolling around machines. It is. It is because you [ __ ] judge women before you judge

a man who does the same [ __ ] thing. Cuz Nick Young, nobody's saying [ __ ] about that. Is that Can you take off your rapper voice? I'm just saying.

That's number one. All right. So, listen. Let's I looked up the word. Uh, wait, what am I looking up? Misogynistic. Oh, which I think we've

done a couple times. We have, which is why I know which is why I know we should get it framed in Carrie. All right.

Misogynist. A person who hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats women.

Yes. So, people were so ready to [ __ ] tear time out. See now wait no wait no

I'm not now I'm on your side but I will not let you pick the feminist side of this. Oh no for real. But everybody wait

all I'm saying let me play devil advocate. Everybody who who had a criticism of Kehlani is not a misogynist

cuz they are criticizing what they thought. Okay. Right. But why are we so quick to assume that when you had no

facts? And why were you so happy to tear down a hoe, a thought, all types of things? Why is she all these things?

Because she went back to her ex-boyfriend, the love the her first love. Why is that so bad? Wait, first of all, that is the number one thing to do

to be called a hoe. Could you go back to your your ex? No. No. That's where you're comfortable at. Like that. Come

on. Like we're act. And again, again, 20 years old. If she was comfortable, why she leave? Because he might have

cheated, right? We don't know what their situation was right now. Me and Rory are kidding right

now. That was pretty funny cuz me and Marty had to talk before for her to like test the waters to make sure I was on

her side. I was like, "Where where do you fall here, by the way, Rory?" He's like, "I think I'm on your side." No, stays. But notice I said think I'm on

your side during an argument. All right, so go ahead. They didn't kill Lamar ODM through his [ __ ] I mean, they did, but

then they're still they killed Chloe Moore. Like, oh, you trying to work out a marriage? That [ __ ] was [ __ ] everybody while she was still married. What? What the [ __ ] He cheated on her.

Like, what is she supposed to do? Just stand there and Well, first of all, Marissa, you're getting most of your uh

y'all was tearing her down from Twitter where the jokes going to fly. Yeah. Which I was explaining to you in the

piece of space. Like, the jokes. All right. Jokes fly on Twitter. But I'm talking about in this girl's comments, like commenting to her, to Kani, or to

whomever. Like, that's at that point it's not jokes. That's you legitimately likeing your opinion. She did, but it

kept when she would come back, they would come and then they're still just talking about. All right. Listen, do are you get Do you have a closing point to

having I'm just Well, all I'm saying is then they tried to say that her deleting our Instagram was an admission of guilt.

No. Again, it's a 20-year-old kid. Well, we're not saying that, but people were trying to say that this is a 20-year-old

child who is brand [ __ ] new to being famous. A year ago, PND would have posted that photo. No one would have

really [ __ ] gave a [ __ ] She has no idea what she's doing. And she's also not the most stable person. Hold on. She's not the most stable person. So,

you know, for her to do this and then then the whole [ __ ] you know, she's calling for attention because she put up

the suicide photo. It was already after the fact. Like, I don't see much of a difference of that than talking about it

in a song. Like, she also has done. You do know you don't have to get all your points in one. You wanted to have a

conversation. She's been in front of the mirror all day like honey. It was after the fact.

Rehearsing this [ __ ] Hey, let me and Rory joke. All right. Let's bounce back ideas, guys. All right. I'm just so I've

been so Listen, so let's so so let's start here. Okay. And I Hey, this is

where we're going to start. So over a year ago, Kayn and I were in uh Melody.

And for some reason, she could not get into her uh Twitter from her phone. So

we needed to change her pass uh password, which I ended up doing somehow

from my phone or I don't remember cuz you real. Oh yeah, I did it from my phone. Mhm. So now so now her login was

uh in my phone. Mhm. So sometimes and I don't I not you do be uh manipulating these women now that I think about it.

Yo, you know what? These people might have a point. No, but yo, when I used to have your phone in 2011, you need to

change your whatever who you ever you were with at that time. You had their Twitter on your [ __ ] phone in 2011, too. And you weren't even with them

anymore. I'm real. And I used to look I used to be [ __ ] mad no like. So, uh, Kayn [ __ ] was on my phone

and some way or another, uh, cuz I didn't never go in there. But sometimes

I would go in her [ __ ] It would end up in her [ __ ] by mistake. Of course. Yeah. No, mistake. Sometimes it just opens

when you put the phone down. I totally end up in like Eros DMs every day. That's that's [ __ ] normal. Well, you

work up there, so I can see that happening. Um, yeah. But no, Kayla knows and I had even told her at the time. I

mean, her and I have had conversations about this, but uh this is relative because uh Party was there one day in

the DM. Yo, she used to be on Party in 2013 playing his songs and [ __ ] like he's going to blow. I'm sure I'm I'm

100% sure that they have [ __ ] at some point in life. No, no, no, no, no, no. She never said that.

That That means it hasn't occurred. Holy [ __ ] Wait a minute.

Don't be misogynistic. If a woman doesn't bring it up, it means it didn't happen. I don't want to I don't want I don't want to bring women

down. Listen. No. No. How can you sit by idly and take this on behalf of all women?

Wait. Wait. We get to that too. So don't start. We're not done with K. Danielle's taking a selfie. Marissa, slow down.

Damn it. Can I You got all your points off and won't let me talk. So, right. So, um, but now at this time that

party's in Kayla's DMs, and I take that back. I don't know if they've ever had sex and I don't want to put extra body on Kaitlin. I'm just talking [ __ ] on the

podcast or P and D. Stand up farm. [ __ ] P and D. Listen, listen. So, he's in there and while I'm enjoying the music

and reading what's there, I wanted to judge what was there, but I said he's young. Mhm. And she's

young. Damn, he had. So, that conversation would be [ __ ] would be whatever I was looking at. Right. Right

now, fast forward. Here we are. Keelani, who we just met. I just met at

uh Southby who I missed. He was You were so upset about that because I love her

music. What I'm saying? Listen, y'all shut the [ __ ] up for two seconds. Not yet. Cuz my biggest I wasn't mad at the

everyone killing her for suicide. I was mad that everyone was calling her a Soundcloud artist that no one knew, right? I was like, I love her album.

Wait, who called? People were saying, who the [ __ ] I've never heard of her. She's a [ __ ] Grammy nominated artist, [ __ ] Well, she's a new she's a

newer artist. So, if you didn't hear her, so right, she's 20 years old. What is she supposed to be heard of all

around the [ __ ] universe? Yes, she is. According to Twitter, [ __ ] Kani, now I'm now I'm going to speak I'm a I'm

a big energy guy, right? And I'm going to speak to some of the Kindred souls.

Now, I'm just going to speak. You know, sometimes you could just tell people um

before I had ever met that Kaani girl, just in reading her Instagram and just

reading her words and then hearing her

music. It was pretty clear to me that she had demons. Well, she has quite a

history. She's had a troubled time. No, no. But I I Joe don't know nothing about none of

these. Marissa, you just had to show me who she was, right? And this is with me enjoying her. You're like, "That's that

that's right there." I'm like, "Right here. Come here." So So I say that to say like some things you could just pick

up on. So I'm not never ever ever ever going to say that that woman was doing

anything for attention, right? I don't think that that attention is some type of attention that people welcome or

want. I think that people who don't h have any notoriety and and aren't famous. Like y'all just think a lot of

[ __ ] up [ __ ] when it comes to famous people. Mhm. They don't think people have feelings. They don't think they operate like human beings like like they

don't like, oh, we're just saying words. They shouldn't hurt you because you don't know us. It does hurt. Like it

doesn't matter. Like and especially as a as a child who as you said has demons and and that is confirmed like these

words hurt people and it's like when they're not true sometimes it hurts even more because it's like I'm a good

person. Why don't these people feel that? Why can't they understand that? And maybe at at your age Joe it doesn't

bother you as much and it maybe never did because you're a man and you're grown as [ __ ] But to a little kid

that's a lot to [ __ ] handle when everybody's coming at you and everybody has an opinion on something that's not even the facts of the situation. So

yeah, but no, cuz that's where they lose me with that. That is where they lose

me. You can't start a fire and be a hero when you put it out for her. You're

saying? Yeah, that was kind of dope. That was dope. So what? That he did that? No, that [ __ ] metaphor,

whatever they call that. Yeah. Yeah. So party now rapper ass party party.

He sucks in this. I love party. Party music. Party's music. It's great. I'm still mad. He has a that I like. I have.

He has I love you. See me as fire. I've never um I've never met him, but he's a

younger gentleman, right? You guys have a Twitter history. Twitter friends of J of What's his Twitter history? He's done

[ __ ] you on Twitter. No, I'm saying YouTube. You guys are Twitter. You know, listen. Uh listen, Drake told me about

them before they supported uh party early on. Remember when you scored

to Frank Ocean and he had like 4,000 Twitter followers? You know what? There's a lot of people, and we going to talk about too. There's a lot of y'all

that I support really, really, really, really early in y'all endeavors. And

don't circle back around. No, cuz I don't even look for that. I don't support people for them to come back and help me. I'm a a grown independent man.

But you don't need no man, honey. But I mean, it's just it's just funny to know

like if I just named a list of people who I supported that way very early on. I do, too. It would it wouldn't be it

wouldn't be good. Like if I was a bitter [ __ ] I should start dissing these things. But anyway, outside that. So, back to uh Party, right? Why is he doing

that? That whole [ __ ] is [ __ ] Why is Why is a guy named Part First of all,

why is Party Next Door watching movies?

And it was dope, by the way, which I also watched this weekend. Amazing movie. I don't care. Good movie. Your

name is Party Next Door. No, no partying was happening. It was a weekend in

Miami. Very turned down. Beautiful. The TV was small. I saw the wires. It was

nothing part. No [ __ ] party happening here. That's [ __ ] number one. God damn it. Number

two. Why the [ __ ] are you saying shenanigans? Why are you Why Why is

shenanigans the word you use when you're talking about yo? Wow. This is a good word to use in my caption. After all

that I've all we've gone through all of my shenanigan. [ __ ] did you think he

dictionary.com a synonym for [ __ ] and landed on shenanigans? That's what I think. Yo, I do that all the time. By

the way, it sounded like some Hallmark adjacent situation. It sounded like some hood [ __ ] Hallmark.

That That's the second thing. Can I add a third? So, you've been doing every

time we got to talk about a woman on the podcast, you come tickle. I'm here for my ladies. Hear me [ __ ] roar. Way to

go, [ __ ] M and Michelle. Now, I got it.

Uh, so number three, more Rose. Number three, Party Next Door. Uh, hurt people

hurt people. Key major key alert. Y'all can't tell me. All right. I don't know the these people's history, and I wasn't

about to go find out. They did it last year. But whenever Kaani got with Kyrie,

I bet Party was pretty hurt about it. Well, look what he did when he got her back, right? No man that wasn't

devastated wouldn't have done that. No, no, I want to go before that. Okay. See, because I I I want to get way before

that. So now cuz now I got to do homework to see what songs [ __ ] party is talking about Kanian. It's called

Kani's Freestyle, but he renamed it and I don't know what it's called. No, I know. I know that. I'm talking about the rest of them. I'm talking about just

lines just regular lines in songs. Now, I also saw a picture, which makes this

really creepy. a [ __ ] Party Next Door on stage somewhere days before in a Kyrie Irving jersey. It wasn't days

before, it was like months before. I wouldn't give a [ __ ] Why is Party Next Door wearing a Kyrie Irving jersey? He

was performing in Cleveland. Actually a fan of Kyrie. So that's why he's a good basketball

player. That was before Kyrie and what's her name got together. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's a He's a good player. It was just a coincidence. That was a

fan of Kyrie. Well, he was. And then when he was performing in Cleveland, he wore Kyrie's jersey. Oh, wait a minute,

man. No. Damn. I take it all back. I take it all back then. I apologize.

You're still operating like a [ __ ] side [ __ ] Oh. Oh, yeah. You still whacking [ __ ] for that move. But

I understand it. Ah, cuz of the, you know, uh, J.R. Smith. But, oh, [ __ ] B

play at the BL. You know what I'm saying? No, I didn't even think of that at all. I don't even know what that reference is, honestly. I didn't think I

just saw that line. I didn't think of the J.R. Smith [ __ ] at all. But I Stop [ __ ] taking selfies. But uh no, I did

think of uh uh someone who shall remain nameless, who uh I [ __ ] a lot who uh so

unnecessary. Who their ex is probably a fan of mine. I'm not I can imagine that that would be

hurtful. I'm not going to guess. Let me see. Let me see who who do I love? Every model [ __ ] probably has a man. What

woman do I love? I don't even love I can't think. No, not Danielle. I don't

100% do not love Danielle. But let's say I did love Danielle, right? If

Prince If Prince came and tried to [ __ ] Danielle, which nah.

Damn Danielle. He said you can't get Prince. Back at it again. Getting curved by Prince.

So, so listen. If if if Danielle was my like woman idol and Prince came up and

said, "Danielle, I want to take you underneath the cherry

moon. Bust your ass." I would be hurt. I would I would So now this makes a little

more sense. It's still not ex I'm still not excusing this behavior. No, never. Because [ __ ] like that [ __ ] it up for

all the good side [ __ ] in the world. But he wasn't even a side [ __ ] He moved like a side [ __ ] He moved like a side [ __ ] was moving like a I don't

give a [ __ ] I whether he was a side or not, you [ __ ] it up for the good [ __ ] [ __ ] Real stand up, mature,

responsible, faithful side [ __ ] Talk about it in the [ __ ] world. Although there shouldn't be like the [ __ ]

that's like, "Yo, when I'mma see you while my man get to work." All right. So, and he hold it down. The man don't

never find nothing out. I We [ __ ] on women a lot on here, but we are at a time where women have to worry if they

fall asleep that a picture is going to be snapped. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. [ __ ] What type of times are we in right now? That's crazy. A [ __ ]

can't fall asleep. She can't [ __ ] her ex without him snapping a picture. That's

And that's She got a [ __ ] song about that, which is the craziest [ __ ] That

exact thing. Oh, wait. Jealous. Jealous. That is exactly what that song is about.

Jealous is about taking pictures to show. No, it was I think it was supposed to be about the douchy. Well, in my story, it's about party. That [ __ ] ain't

about party. And my story is talking about [ __ ] No, it's a shame. Psychic.

It's a shame when women can't [ __ ] two [ __ ] that she love. Yeah. And it's a

shame the other implications that this has. Party being party, right? Is going

to cost LeBron a ring. Like Nike about to be sick and

LeBron about to be sick. Wait, this affects some other people, too. Who else did Hold up now. How did he play last

night? Somehow I'm blaming Drake for Party's behavior, too, cuz it's just too sappy. Yeah. Well, he's over there in

the By the way, we didn't comment on Come See Me, which I love the record, but is that a very sappy P& D record?

Like, it it don't sound like Chill with a bunch of [ __ ] Maybe that's about He said, "I believed you when they told me not to."

Why did they break up? I I don't know the facts. I don't know anything about, by the way, I didn't know they were this

young. So, when I asked No, they're young. Yeah. Someone told me I thought Kayani was my age. N when I found out

she was 20 and they were like, "Oh, yeah, she used to date party." I said, "When the [ __ ] do they date?" Junior of high school. She was 19. All right. Wait

a minute, man. Hold up. How long did these two people date? Less than a year. Less than a year. Oh, they acting wild.

Yeah, they acting wild. My My only issue. Yeah, I don't My kids are Hey. Hey. Kani just wanted to be around a

broad that really knew her. That's all. Yo, that's exactly what I thought of though. percoetses and pain relaxes in a nap.

Yo, anytime this anytime this happens though, a [ __ ] got to pull up the Nova game beat. Yo, Kaani was looking at the

fattest ass not [ __ ] it and you were sitting there. This is literally what I thought about today when I was pacing around my living

room. So Kyrie puts out a statement saying confirming that he was my bad.

I'll take that back. So Kyrie's publicist Hold on. Let's backtrack. Chris Brown may have forced his hand.

Marissa. Marissa, please shut the [ __ ] up. Backtracking. We haven't shot. Please stop. Nope. We have to. You're

stop. You done. You've done enough. No, because he came first. Please don't make me get up and just take the whole mic.

This is literally untickable. You're going to break the thing. Okay,

so now Marissa doesn't have a mic cuz she can't follow simple instructions like stop. So Kyrie Irving, I apologize.

Kyrie's publicist or somebody Nope. Kyrie gets on his [ __ ] Twitter account. We can't hear you. You ain't

got no mic. Holla. The studio's pretty dope. They probably can. Yeah, I can tell you. These mics are pretty. So,

somebody puts out a [ __ ] statement. Kyrie says, "Yo, I'm just worried about ball. Me and Khani, we not even

together. That party [ __ ] been whack." That's basically what he said in the [ __ ] [ __ ] Which is cool.

Now, Chris Brown. Okay. that now. Oh, I can still look at you. I feel like all

the great things Steph Curry and Drake and Klay Thompson and Steve Cerr are

doing for light-skinned people. Yes, I put Steve Cerr in that.

Uh, oh man, this is a delicate subject for me.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Cuz you just ready to kill. You're just ready to go. Now I can't hear anything. Thank you,

Marty. There. See, I got it. Relax. Everyone on everyone on Periscope says,

"Uh, Danielle got that wet cuz her forehead big." Yes. [ __ ] mad, bro. E, a

joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. Listen, this is why this is delicate with Chris Brown. Cuz he's

[ __ ] stupid. No, because Chris Brown also has demons and does the same [ __ ]

that he's condemning someone else for. Cries for attention and sympathy. No, no, no, no. I don't think Chris Brown,

one of the more recognizable faces in the music industry, is doing anything for attention. We have to stop just

pretending to know why people are doing things. Do you think do you honestly

when people say that? Do you I'm not saying he's doing it for attention. I'm saying he's putting he's spilling his soul out there and doing all the same

[ __ ] that Keani is doing, but he's judging her for doing it when he does the same exact actions that she does. Okay. I can't judge what he's doing it

for. I don't know. All right. So, now let's stop there. Chris Brown is not judging Kaani for anything. Yes, he is.

No, he is not. Chris Brown is riding for his friend. That's all. That's it. Right, wrong, or

indifferent, which he said he was going to ride for his friend. You don't have to ride like that. Find a judgment.

Yeah, you don't have to ride like that. What I'm saying? No. What I'm Let me just get my point off. What I mean is

that could have been anybody there. Not Kani. It could have been anybody standing there. There could have been

[ __ ] a cat standing there and Chris Brown was going to say that same exact thing that he said. Okay. No, he could

have said, "Fuck Kilani. She's a stupid [ __ ] ass [ __ ] [ __ ] ho ass dirty looking little cunt." But he didn't have

to say, "You chose suicide as a way to make people feel sympathy for you." And d He He went too far. That was him

judging her actions on that part. He didn't have to go there. He could have just said, "Fuck her." Who went too far?

Chris, would you like me to tell you some of the things that Chris Brown has done? Oh, that's what I'm saying. Riding

for your friend can be avoided by talking about the other party. You don't need to speak about her to ride for your friend. Exactly. You don't have to tear

down someone else. This isn't This isn't a real physical fight. Like, you could leave the other person alone and still ride for your people. I'm trying to Are

y'all explaining that to me? No. To the people. And to your point, we know you get it. Yeah, but y'all are missing my

point. Y'all are adding too much logic to a sick person. H. So, that's the part

that I was really lost about cuz Kaani has self-admitted demons and so does

Chris. I would think if anything he would have been able to identify with

that, but he didn't. And I think that speaks to him and maybe some things that

are going on with him and his life and and him internally. So, I won't speak on him. I won't speak on either of them

because it's not my place. I think they both have issues like me. Yeah. But what

I am going to speak about is I've sympathized with Chris Brown for a long time because I could never understand

learning and growing in front of that amount of people and that amount of scrutiny which I think is very difficult. I can never imagine doing

that. But at this point Yeah. Cuz you won't grow up. So he's like 40. I know

you can't imagine. So we're talking about Chris Brown. Is he grown? Isn't your birthday like next month? It is.

Um, so back to my serious point that you just wanted to make a joke out of. This is a serious podcast. Let's get to it.

And I wish you would stay on topic. Such a misogynist. I swear. Even towards men. Such a lot of things.

Uh, so which I can never imagine. But at this point, Chris Brown's actions have gone too far to the point that I am

10,000% judging every single person around him. This has gone too far. Like, we let him get away with a lot of [ __ ]

because he was young. at this point. What the [ __ ] I don't know if we let Chris Brown get away with a lot of [ __ ]

cuz he was young. Yes, we did. We let Chris Brown get away with a lot of [ __ ] cuz he's one of the more talented people

in the world, right? Being young as well. Yeah. But either way, this is like I'm talking about I

can't speak for the whole like I let it go just because I get it. You're young and you're growing up in front of a thousand people. Matter of fact, you

never even really got to have a normal [ __ ] childhood cuz you was 14 singing Run It. 16 and you were supposed to be

the next [ __ ] Michael Jackson. Mhm. But at some point, somebody has to say something to you. This is crazy. And you

do have demons. We get that. But why isn't your team on top of making sure and here here's my other thing. And I

know he was riding for your friend. Know that [ __ ] but all right. You're a somewhat celebrity and tweet a lot, right? All right. Somewhat tweet a lot.

I know you're going to say some [ __ ] Chris don't tweet at all. Why is he picking this to talk about? And he acts

like he's [ __ ] best friends for life. Like [ __ ] grew up with Kyrie and like gave him his left lung one time. Well,

how do you know the degree of their friendship? I don't know. But it just doesn't seem that del deep. And obviously Kyrie did not want Chris

riding for him. Wait, what' you say? I said obviously Kyrie didn't want Chris riding for him either. I don't think anybody at this point because that's why

he came on and was like, "Oh, by the way, you weren't together." blah blah blah. What to do with Chris? Has nothing to do with Chris.

Could have forced his hand. I mean, I think he would have said something about that. He had to speak about that. Yeah, I know he did. And I And then people

were saying, "Why did he wait so But I think in the midst of the firestorm, I don't think it would have been appropriate to speak about it. Well,

he's an NBA. Normally, you ignore some [ __ ] and then if it gains enough traction, you

kind of have to respond to it. Kind of like the Lakers in the D'Angelo Russell situation. I'm sure that they didn't want to use a pregame press conference

to talk about uh a Snapchat so or or a video being released. Yeah. I'm just

trying to address all the different commentary I've seen. I saw a lot of people. Let me tell you real quick. This is how I knew that yesterday was bad or

or the the week was bad. Crazy week. Shit's real this week. Chaos. Because as I was just scrolling, seeing all of this

madness, I said to myself, self, where's

Meek? I miss Meek. I I liked it better when one person was doing all the [ __ ]

[ __ ] So you could creep behind and do some [ __ ] [ __ ] because all the focus was on them. Yeah. Yeah. We knew where

everything was directed. Everyone's looking at who? Hey, we got music from it. We got secret sex scandals. That

Meek [ __ ] had everything. This [ __ ] here. It's like a young people thing. Well,

no. Meek Meek kind of took a L this week. Yeah. Why? That Quinton Miller [ __ ] was OD corny. The corn. No. Why is

Quinton Miller who sucks at bowling? Why is Quinton Miller doing a press run

about getting punched? I 100% I was not definitely not co-signing what Quinton

Miller was doing, but the action itself was [ __ ] corny. Quinton Miller. Yeah, you shouldn't be doing press runs on

getting your ass. How old is Quinton Miller? Young, right? Everybody we talking about on this [ __ ] show is

young probably. Young probably. Quinton Miller, I just met you out in Southby. You bold like

[ __ ] And I might need a hook one day if I decide to continue to do music. A hook. However, yeah. Doesn't he write

hooks? He writes songs. That's my point. I I can handle the rapping part. Let

Quinton come in and [ __ ] He said that's why Meek was mad at him. But still, Quinn Miller, stop. Get off of that

promo run. Stop talking about another man punching you in the face. That was

really weird. Just what? Getting punched in the face? No. No. Like weird about No, no. More [ __ ] need to get punched

in the face. No. No. That's totally cool. Well, you know what that tells me? He could not wait to speak to people. That's what I'm saying. He could not

wait because I I have just my theory. I have no evidence behind this, but there was some type of contract within the

Drake situation where he could not say a [ __ ] thing under contract. But now you get hit and instead of going to a

[ __ ] faded or a complex or somewhere that's more of a credible source than [ __ ] Vlad, you want to gossip on Vlad

[ __ ] TV. Are they after everyone was saying your name for a whole [ __ ] three months about something that was

dope? Well, let's be clear. Like writing hits. I I I think that anybody who sits on Vlad's couch I agree. Whatever you're

about to say negative about that whole network. I agree with I'm I'm I'm just being I mean I'm well documented in my

disdain for Vlad and all that he represents. However, it says something

about the people that sit on that [ __ ] c. I'm just telling you that I'm judging you if I don't know you and you're on that couch. Kaylin sat on

that couch. I judge Kay. Yeah, I don't know if that was a good example. The only person that has that has sat on

that that couch recently that I've seen anyway that I'm not going to judge uh is

Royce. I say Rory. And Roy Royce is such an adult. That's why he sat on that

couch cuz he can't be baited. He sat He's such an adult that No, it's not. No, no, no. It's not that he can't be

baited. It's not that. But he's passed all his I'm going to shoot you in the fa

like he's in his forgiven. I forgive you. You're a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] But

it's okay. Royce is like Zen man. He did this awesome pop song in like 2001 that

I was listening to this weekend with Willow Ford. It's a good song. I want to be bad. It's called He's like Willow

Willow Willow. What you want? What you want? I will be honest. You've lasted more podcast than I thought you would.

No, no, no. For real. No. What? At parks parks parks parks. Yo, so let me tell yo, we got parks on the boards. real

[ __ ] and only because we're doing the podcast from this my actual music

recording. Guess what Joe's doing? Actually rapping. No, I'm trying to

teach my [ __ ] kid how to rap. But he he he wanted to rap until he got here and it it became like a real thing.

Yeah. Like he's in here talking about, "Dad, I'm not going to write this record though." No, no, I'm not I'm not giving

him [ __ ] He He You heard him, Parks. He sat there in that seat yesterday and this why I hate kids. Not my kid. But uh

he said, "Bad, I wrote this verse, but I'm not uh what was that [ __ ] that

he said?" Don't tell them. Don't say no. No, for real. Cuz I I screamed on that the loudest I've ever screamed at my kid

for this [ __ ] [ __ ] What was the line parts? Tell me. I'm on a podcast. I don't have time to wait for y'all. Which

one? The the the one the bad one uh where he said he couldn't write because

the computer was [ __ ] up or some [ __ ] I'm not I'm not gonna write. Oh, I'm not I'm not gonna write because All right,

turn that off because they [ __ ] me up. I'm not gonna write because I can't lay it is what is what the 14year-old kids who

want to rap now is saying to me. What are you talking about? You don't get it. I'm not going to write a rap cuz I can't

lay it. Do you know what I was writing to and at 14? [ __ ] banging on pots.

What the [ __ ] is these kids talking about? I can't lay it so I'm not writing it. I was writing in my rhyme journal at 14.

I don't know where kids are getting this [ __ ] uh false sense of entitlement. Well, I see where that career went. So,

now uh I want to do a a bad segue cuz I had no idea, Angelie, you was getting cursed out. I didn't know. I actually

watched it. So, I have points on points. I can talk about it. So, this is like the Karen Civil [ __ ] when when it's

women that we have relationships with and we adore. Well, the media, we sweep

that [ __ ] under the rug. I figured way more people be talking about that. Hey K Michelle tore Angela. Yeah, it's up in there. Did Angela like make make a good

comeback? Did she hold Well, K Michelle kind of wasn't letting her speak. Ah, and not that she was really saying much.

But but see, and I and I agree with K Michelle on this, right? All Angelie kept saying was uh not holding herself

accountable. She was like, I got to go back and see if I said, for the people that don't know, KM Michelle went did

the Breakfast Club interview because her album dropped. I didn't I haven't purchased it yet, but I did listen to all the snippets and I didn't hear one

that I liked like I did on the last album. Yeah, I listened to the whole album twice today. Bet you did. This

one. It sound like Yeah, she was doing too much. I bet you did with that snarky. I like KM Michelle and I Yeah.

No, I'm not offended by saying I listen Michelle's album twice today. Wait, hold up now. KM Michelle is nice. Hey, KM

Michelle hard to do come on on karaoke and I'm getting [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of here. I don't know what my karaoke

that's that's cute. We should coin that. It's been said before, but never mind. It's not I didn't do anything

spectacular there. But uh so yeah, they uh she went on a breakfast club. Uh Mayo

and Uncle Murder was on the Breakfast Club saying something about Kell Pussy's thing cuz they got a mixtape out which I keep hearing is hard. And they got a

song called [ __ ] where my name is being mentioned. We'll talk about a second. I thought it was from the wrap-up [ __ ] from like two years ago. No, no, no, no,

no, no. They got a mixtape. Oh, well he said that on the wrapup like a year ago or two years ago about her [ __ ]

sinking. Yeah. He said a few people told me K Michelle [ __ ] stank and the adlib was I'd still hit. No, no. Yeah, he said

that and then I think that's what she was asking about in this interview. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So, in the mixtape they he repeats it. I I don't know. No,

they're just doing a promo run. He's saying for that mixtape and they just came up in convo. That's what I was. Yeah, it came up in convo. You should

look at it. And Angela, I don't know. I wasn't that invested in whatever they was talking about, but I was invested in KM Michelle getting into Angela Ye. I

did feel like she had a valid point in what she was saying because Angela Yei does work extremely close with Atlantic.

Okay. Well, I agree with you and I was on KM Michelle's side cuz I was just sitting there like, "Thank God someone

sat at the Breakfast Club and called one of them out on their bullshit." Uh KM Michelle or pardon uh Angela Ye is not

an employee of Atlantic. She is an employee of [ __ ] the Breakfast Club. So her point there is to get [ __ ]

ratings. Angela Ye is an employee of Atlantic. Employ He is an employee of Atlantic though. Contracting and

employee are not the same thing. A freelancer is not the same as an employee. They're the same thing in J.

No, they're not. Rory, all right. I don't want to get into your knowledge of the music. Angela Ye works for the same

thing. She works for Atlanta. She gets a paycheck from Atlanta. I don't care if I'm just Does Parks work for E1?

No. Nobody works for E1. No, I'm talking about E1. Parks, you

could slander E1 all you [ __ ] want. But Parks, but there's there's a there's a a middle ground there. Like Parks

works for him who works with Angel works directly with Atlantic. I'm assuming your job is the morning show. Yeah. It's

not to break records. It's not for music. It's for talk [ __ ] radio. First of all, let's be very clear.

Angela probably does not get that job without some political connects. And probably some of them are at Atlantic.

So I don't know which one Trumps what. If she don't get that Breakfast Club job, I don't know if she got the

Breakfast Club job cuz she was so [ __ ] amazing on Lip Service where they was talking about sucking dick all day. I don't know that she was great on

serious. No, no, she's No, I got that part. Angela Ye is a great radio

personality. By the way, I'm just playing devil's advocate cuz I I What I'm But what I'm saying is I don't know which trumps which. What is she doing?

Breakfast Club 10,000% trumps anything Atlantic is doing for Angelie. What is she doing? She is 10,000% known as the

Breakfast Club. You're not listening to my point because you're expressing yours. If someone at Atlantic got and I

don't know this to be true. I'm just talking. If someone at Atlantic got Angela Ye her breakfast club job, then

which one is more important? I don't know. But if No, no. I was listening to because you were saying Atlantic made Trump. [ __ ] my question.

Fam, why would that matter? You already are working for the Breakfast Club. You're 6 years in and you're the number one morning show. She's not six years

in. Five years in. No, six years. 2010. Yeah. Like really? Yep.

Listen, I [ __ ] I don't care if Julie got her the job at the Breakfast Club. At this point, KM Michelle's album is

not your number one priority. Being on the Breakfast Club is your number one priority. And that whole show is known

for [ __ ] gunning people. Who said that? Who said that KM Michelle's album had to be her number one priority or

priority period? She's part of Atlantic. No, no, she's just saying I I agree. I

agree with KM Michelle. I agree with KM Michelle's point, which And I'm not a woman, so I can't speak to that. And I'm

sure somewhere along the line I've heard KM Michelle's [ __ ] stinks, too. Like, I'm serious. And I don't know K.

Michelle, nor do I know her vagina. I'm just telling you what I have heard. I've never slept with her, nor have I tried

to. I don't want to. We have mutual people somewhere in the 360 degrees of

separation. But, um, six degrees. No, no. I always say 360. I [ __ ] it up that way. Okay. It's cute. Yeah, it's it's

horrible. But that kind of thing, but she was right. If I work with you and you was just at my [ __ ] [ __ ] the

night before and the next No, no, no, no, no. You, she's too professional. Angela, Angela Ye is entirely too

professional. And they do that a lot. I've had that exact conversation with Envy privately. I've had that exact

conversation with Charlemagne privately and they all everybody everybody hide

behind that. Oh, it's radio do my job. No, don't don't take personal [ __ ] Luckily for me, I don't take things

personally cuz I'm a dick as well. But some people do. And K Michelle came up there with an agenda and read her ass.

Good. And I love Angela. But these [ __ ] be needing to get read. The [ __ ] that do all the [ __ ] reading I

enjoy once in the blue. Seeing them get red, too. That don't got to mean she ain't my friend. I enjoy it. I mean, she

morning show. She's supposed to talk about that gossip [ __ ] Yeah. No, but we not talking about her talking about the gossip [ __ ] Is she really

like gunning? Talking about her because they did talk about it. Okay. Michelle wasn't even mad about them talking about

it. I know. No, I watched the whole [ __ ] But yeah, when you start bringing [ __ ] back up to repeat myself, I was

happy that Kay finally artist finally went up there and called them on their [ __ ] I'm not suggesting that there's not something behind the scenes

there where they have relationships and they pick and choose on the people that they hate on. But [ __ ] at the end of

the day, the bigger picture is Angela Yei works on a morning show in New York City, the number one at that. And her

job is to talk about the [ __ ] No, they number one. They don't wor.

I mean, it's fine. No, I I'm No, I'm hot to death, baby. I love hot. I'm old

school. I'm a hot 97 guy. They got it right now. It's cool. That's their job. That's their job. No, no, no, no, no.

Their job or their job, you know. Oh, you was just talking bird before we recorded, so don't even start on my

[ __ ] You guys are just making up an accent that I don't have. Y'all both of y'all voices are mad annoying. I don't know if it's because I'm in a recording

studio or what, but both of y'all sound like 12 this entire podcast. 14. Okay.

Is Cat Williams okay? He's back in jail right now. I know, but I feel like there

was a story about Cat Williams every day for 9 months in 2011 and then he went

away. Disappeared. Yeah. Right. And now I feel like he's back with him. Back at

it again. Back at it again with your shenanigans.

[ __ ] cry. Back up in the hospital bed, too. Okay. William, why is he doing all Yo, all of these people need help.

Cat Williams is clearly in active addiction, high out of his [ __ ] mind

with nobody to help him. [ __ ] Chris Brown. Well, Chris Brown behind, but

somebody should help him, too. Everybody behind all the party, all of these

[ __ ] somebody that cares about them. Again, I'm I'm always a advocate

for women having that good good friend. People in general need a good good friend to just tell them when they just

look like nuts. I had a friend intervention on my group chat the other day. You should ruin your friendship. If

that's the case, you should step in. If you think, I don't want to ruin my friendship and tell them that [ __ ] No, you should step in. Yeah. I don't get

the pe the the people. I want my friend to tell me if I have a booger in my nose or if there's a big ass stain on my

shirt or if my breath stinks. That's what the [ __ ] a friend is for. I don't get these new age there. I don't get

nothing going on. I hate everything about everything to come after 2005

except for Tory Lane. I'm going to get a drink. I'll be back.

Parks, pause this. Why? Why can't Yeah, why can't we just hold it down for hours and now it's paused? Yeah, I was just

saying I had continue to speak. I had a friend intervention in my group chat. Um what is it? Six of us in there and all the

other five of them uh refused to allow me to keep talking to the the one guy that we ran into. Can we get some

backtory? We don't say names. The one that we ran into multiple times that uh Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah. I was one of the

friends. He looks like a bed bug. He's disgusting. Just cuz I'm not in your group chat nor want to be. It's a really

great group chat. We talk about you sometimes. [ __ ] group chat. Don't talk about me in your group chat. Yeah, we talk about you a lot. Um all right.

So what what are they telling you in the group chat? Wait one minute. They just told me that I need to never speak to

him again and don't deal with him and what about how my friends had a friend intervention with me to tell me not to speak to this one guy and how they're

friends for that and all of this new [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I forgot I forgot that

I had a whole All right, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. OJ gets

old. Superman's a [ __ ] What? All right. Yeah. Yeah. We have to address

Batman and Superman because dog. I know. I I hope this is not like

uh when I said something about the wrestling people and the wrestling people killed me cuz the comic book people was deep, too. Yeah, they were.

Batman vs. Superman was easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Damn. That's number one. Number two, Batman

vs. Superman did not need to be three hours long. Three hours? Two hours and 50 minutes. Jesus Christopher. Um,

number three, uh, Superman is supposed to be super. I

don't know why it takes me to tell. Wait, who directed that [ __ ]

What's his face from the Dark Knight? Zack [ __ ] Lavine, Zack Ryan, Matt Ryan, whatever the [ __ ] his name is. Why

do you just name many people that are directors? So why do I have to

tell why did Zack Why do I have to tell Zack Snider who that the director of the

movie that Superman should be don't act like indeed right super

why supposed to be water b okay so listen so I waited two hours

for these two gentlemen to fight right Batman and Superman then yeah and then they fought for four minutes right was

it mage And then Batman somehow this wasn't even a match. Wait, can you you don't want to

spoil it for everybody? Yes, I do. Okay. Yes, I do want to spoil it. Spoiler alert time. I don't I don't want

What? Oh my. Somehow somehow the writers thought that

they this this fight should pan out like Ronda Rousey and and Shorty. Superman

got his ass beat for the whole four minutes was getting flung all around the damn car dungeon or wherever it was. And

at the end, Batman don't kill Superman because his baby mother got the same

name as Superman's niece. But Marshall, what the am I off here? Hey, anybody who

saw a Batman ver wait and then if this didn't ruin my whole misogynistic mood,

y'all let Lois Lane come and be tougher than everybody. That's right. Ma, you

stand up and be tough. Marty Marty Marty standing up being tough. Yo, I've I just

had a great nap in Batman vs. Superman. I never want to do that again. That's

what happens every time I rush to see these movies that all of y'all say I should go rush and see. Who's all of

y'all? All of the movie world. This was our first blockbuster. Uh, right. Batman versus uh Superman.

That was our first blockbuster. OJ last night was great. Amazing. Not last night, but whenever it came on, OJ

was great. I love O.J.'s only what? One more episode left of OJ. And that [ __ ] better be three hours. Is it one more

episode left? Yeah, it's the finale next week. Yeah. Uh, next week the finale of the OJ show. I'm extremely extremely

saddened by this. I feel like a lot of good music has come out. Uh Wow. Yeah, it's been a good week. Uh let's see what

has come out. What has come out? What has come out? What has come out? What's come out? Young Thug came out. Yeah, I didn't listen though. KM Michelle came

out. I didn't hear it. Kelle came out. Division came out. Oh, yeah. Listen to Division today. Division came out.

Division was cool. I liked it. I like it. It's very very safe. Yeah. Royce

came out. Royce came out with his mixtape. Brace's EP is out uh leading up to his album that drops on the 15th.

April 15th. April. Yeah. 14th or 15th. It's April 13, 14th or 15. One of those.

Uh before it drops, I'm Royce on here. Well, a calling anyway. So, so we can

hear what's going on with him. Uh cuz I know you're not. He dropped the deluxe free TC. So, there's four new songs.

Yeah. I loved it like a drug song. I love Westside. You would love uh Yeah. So you said when you call me you're like yo I love like a

drug. I was like I love you 100% would I have not stopped playing that [ __ ] That [ __ ] is Yo. So here I am on Twitter

today seeing everybody talk about Ivy Park Beyonce [ __ ] and I'm not I'm like

fake part of the beehive. I love Beyonce. But her music I don't give a [ __ ] what

she does in her personal life. So when I see all this Ivy Hill click here to listen to some new music from the album.

I'm like, "Oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] dropping uh April, whatever the [ __ ] she said. It's workout clothes." Yeah. I was like,

"Blue Ivy, right? Has workout clothes, right?" No, Beyonce. I It's called Ivy Parker. That's cute. I thought that was

Blue Ivy's. Nope. It's Beyonce's workout line. It's her workout line. This whole time she's dropping [ __ ] uh dates.

I'm thinking she talk about music. Has Has anybody seen it? Oh, all right. Check that out. Beehive. Behive. I'm cool with Beehive. Why did

you say Beehive, by the That's how it's spelled. It's beehive. Beyonce. Beehive. I don't want any problems. I love

Beyonce and Jay-Z and Title and uh what's that? Uh Duce Armadale. Armadale.

Um Blue Ivy. Everything 4.6 is What else do I love about Jay-Z? Anyway,

uh Rock Nation. Has anybody seen a picture of Beyonce in the gym ever? No. where it

doesn't in the video that I was forced to watch thinking thinking I was watching a album trailer now. I swear on everything I

love I was like, "Oh, I see Beyonce on her little Michelle Obama fit kick real quick." I was excited. I was like, "Ooh,

this is ill." Then all of a sudden, it drops and it was like, "Hey, speaking of

available, speaking of workout clothes, speaking of drops, TLC, I still want that [ __ ] album. I've been saying

this for a while." Why you want that album? because they got a $500,000 for it. That's why it should be dope when it

comes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh, Pebbles, wherever [ __ ] name is, took all they [ __ ] publishing. They need

some money. I owe them for that for all the [ __ ] they've done before. I I let them have it. They recouped with They

deserve it. No, [ __ ] that. They have no They have no money. I'm tired of people using uh crowdfunding. She got They got

tricked, so they tricked us. You got to stop using crowdfunding to fund you. Yeah. F crowdfunding is to fund like

something, right? Like your album. It'll come out when it comes out. I'm about to [ __ ] raise $100. You should crowdund

raise $100. I'm about to raise $100 and get this [ __ ] cracking real quick. Um,

did we cover everything in the week? Um, I feel like we did. I want points on your album, by the way. I was so serious with my text message. What album?

Whatever you're working on, I want points. See, I'm not working on the album. I have no idea what I'm working on. Uh Joe is back back to uh something

over here. Something is happening. Something's happening. Something is happening. Something is something is. And you know what is happening? What

Rory? And I mean this in a very heterosexual way, but as your friend Yo,

you have a great beard, bro. Yo, I'm really like, what are you using? Have you something different? Funny that the

both of you have noticed that. I am using something different. Tell us about it, please, cuz I'd like to know.

Well, I get all my products from Bevel. Wow. I've heard great things about them.

Well, I get my stuff online. Okay. Do you have the internet? No, I don't. Probably the wrong person. My

bad. Marty keeps trying to jump in our [ __ ] Marty, get the [ __ ] out of here. You have [ __ ] Uh, Marty has dial up on

a Dell. Yeah. Word. You guys, Marty has a gateway. Uh, Rory, do you have Wi-Fi?

I happen to have that. Well, and you have a beard. I do. So, if you want to shoot over to get bevel.com, they've got

all types of amazing products for coarse curly hair or just nappy ass [ __ ] [ __ ]

Well, Joe, it's funny you asked that. He didn't ask anything. I do have a beard. Stop

[ __ ] up. Okay. I do have a beard. Uhhuh. It could be considered course,

but I'm a little strapped for cash right now. What can they do for me? Rory, if

you go to getbel.com and use your code, get Oh, wait, wait, wait. What's the

code? If you use your code, my name

Wait, if you use the code my name that I keep forgetting.

Very complex code. I get why you would forget. Shut the [ __ ] up. All right, I'm so [ __ ] up cuz I really do like Bevel.

Like, no jokes aside, I like Bevel. I wish we could do this better. No, this is great. Code Shut the [ __ ] up,

Marissa. I really use it. Hey, use the code Joe Free at checkout to get your first month's membership free. That's

gbeel.com. Tell them I sent you with the code Joe. Marissa's mustache is is doing

great thanks to Bevel. Uh, so let me see. Cat Williams, uh, Kaani, uh,

prayers out to Khani. I hate everybody. I still hate everybody that sang Positive Vibes. I hate all of you. Like,

I want y'all to stop it. It's like I I'm with the [ __ ] that really I didn't know that that was like a whole

lifestyle. I'm with y'all that really live that positive vibes lifestyle. But all y'all [ __ ] Oh, we a talking about

LA. That's we left out. Oh, we got to get to LA. Uh, all y'all [ __ ] that's just saying positive vibes after you

diss somebody, I hate it. Like, stop it. Everything is not positive vibes. I want

negative vibes back. Marissa, are you okay or are you just doing Are you dabbing in here? Are you doing this

murder dab like Are you doing the the milly murders? Like the the milly dab?

What are you doing? Just exercising. What dances? Stretching out a little. Lay on your stomach and Parks will

adjust the mic. Why are you shaped more like a toilet today?

So LA, why was I in LA? Because a great

friend. No reason at all. You love me dearly. I went to LA. Uh like I still had [ __ ] in LA, which I do not. So no

more [ __ ] in LA. Yeah. No more [ __ ] in LA at all. No more parties, no more [ __ ] no more nothing. I saw you're with my bestie,

W. Yeah, Marissa keeps a new bestie. Oh my god. Yeah, I was with Wle. [ __ ] We

was with W the whole weekend. I wasn't with the whole weekend. You were with W the whole weekend. I wasn't with the whole weekend. I was with W. I went to

We went to W's house. W had an afterparty. Uh after uh would that be considered after party? Well, we didn't

we wasn't after any it was the next day. Uh we didn't want to do we didn't want

to go out to the club. So, we was like, "Oh, let's just throw a [ __ ] party at our Airbnb." And then W suggested to our

good friend Cass, "Yo, just do this [ __ ] in my house." I'm going to ask a real stupid question, but I'm serious. When

did everyone become trendy? And that is a serious qu. I'm totally

not joking. Everybody I W's trendy. W's been trendy. I was going to say I don't think No, he's been trendy. Um,

everybody I saw in that house was kind of hipster trendy. Everybody at Southby was is like hipster trendy. Yeah. the

way they're dressing or Metro Bman and Bryce. What am I considering of America?

What is a hipster trendy? I mean, what is that? Roars. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm

not a hipster. I have been a huge advocate against hipsters. Oh, such a trendy turn there. Wait, wait. Wait,

wait. You might be a hipster. Yeah, he [ __ ] is. So, y'all kill y'all kill me for

dressing up. You're kind of giving up every day. You have a child. I dress that [ __ ] but I didn't have that job

when you met me and I dressed the same way. Rory is kind of You're right. Mhm. No, no, no, no, no. Right. Apparently,

this is you're Rory's very adamant about not being What's the frat? You're in a Kappa. Yeah, that was founded in 1911.

Was there hipsters then? You weren't alive in 1911.

That's true, too. All right. So, Rory the Kappa. There was people drinking fresh juice in Williamsburg in 191.

dresses funny as [ __ ] Rory, I dress funny. I'm I'm in a sweater and black

has funny tweets sometimes. Rory is wearing a hipster hat. Yep. It says Rory

hangs out people who wear long shirts. Mhm. Rory speaks. Rory is part of I

don't even know what that is or what you do with Henny Palooa, but I know that's pretty trendy and you guys That's a lie

because you made it very clear in LA that you're like, "Oh, finally I get to see what you do with Henny Palooa." I

know. I still don't know what what he does during the day or with Henny Paloo.

You don't know anything about I saw him doing stuff. He was doing stuff. I just don't know

what the title of that stuff would be. That's all. I'm the general manager of Honey Palooa. If you want to put a title

to it, Rory is trendy. I'm trendy because I'm popping. IG honey a Jace.

You're your freshman level. Yeah, I just get flyyous. I don't really I don't fly

out. I got a couple. She's the freshman that the seniors went to lunch and was like, "Oh, you seen that that bitch?"

And they was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." Like at that level. My fly out might help you out today. So, know what I'm saying? My fly out might help me out.

What you text me about today? Oh, yeah. I want to point on that, too, if that happen. Yo, so all of the I'm

I'm I'm reaching out to all of the people that can actually rap. I feel like somebody has to do it. Somebody has to hit the people that can rap. I'm

seeing all of the Bryson Tiller dressed rappers and I'm like, "All right, that's great. But somebody does have to

coordinate the people that can actually rap." So, I'm going to That's horrible that Papoose Fleumi out there. What?

I love that. Me, too. No, I really like that. So love Pat. Pap is Pat the only

[ __ ] that loving hip hop is hell. And I wasn't joking when I think Pap could rap. But Pat Pap is great. I love the

All the Way Up record. I want to know why Remy and Fat Joe are making the same mistake they did with came back. Oh,

super quick story about Remy and Fat Joe. I went to Sam strip club. First of

all, Remy just came home and Fat Joe like just keep this I'm not dry

snitching beef with Fat Joe or Remy. No, I don't. Has nothing to do with nothing to do with them. I'm not D'Angelo

wrestling this situation. Yeah, I'm cool. I want Dirty Mackin. We was at [ __ ] uh Joe. What up? I'll [ __ ] Rory

and Marissa. Hey, hey, Remy and Joe. Hey, Rory and Marissa. Get flying his own. I got

y'all. TS, my [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] Terra Squad is real. I don't care nobody. They actually real. I like Terra Squad. Um

yeah, we at Sam Strip Club. I'm with E. I'm with um you know, people whatever. We we there Sam Remy and uh Joe. So

yeah. All right. We're there. We uh we book with the promoter, whatever. The Henny Palooa [ __ ] whatever. So we did

Monday at Sam's strip club in LA for those that know what it is. Um I walk in not knowing that Remy and Joe are going

to perform there. So all so all the way up comes I hear all first thing I hear

is Irv Gotti in the building. I was like, "Oh [ __ ] let me go say what up to V was there too." V was there. I said, "Let me go say what I

there. Baby baby." First of all, stop ducking me in spades. Number one, herb. Uh, number two, and

I'm not dry snitching because he was on the flyer because I looked afterwards. All right, cool, cool, cool. Gotta make sure. All right, so go ahead. So then

all of a sudden, all the way up plays and I'm like, I've been in LA for five [ __ ] days and I have not heard this song and I'm so excited that I get to

finally hear this [ __ ] song in like a club, which is super hard. And then all of a sudden I hear like, you know, when

a mic gets grabbed and that little [ __ ] check [ __ ] happens, I start hearing Fat Joe rap and I'm super

excited. Then all of a sudden, Rey's verse comes and you scream at the top of your lungs like a girl. He hops on stage

with the strippers and I threw my arms up in the air and said, "All the way up

right now." You're such a [ __ ] So word. What a hipster.

What did this guy Where's the story going? Yeah. No. So, some hard [ __ ] They're on the whole other side of the

strip club. I'm on this side. I look over. A gentleman that had been throwing a lot of [ __ ] money. Picks up a SRA

bottle that is full and not opened. A security guard is standing kind of like blocking the strippers on the stage.

Just, you know, as security stays by the stage. Mhm. Shatters a unopened SRA

bottle on his forehead and it explodes. Everyone is covered with glass and sorac

blood. I You might as well shot him in the forehead. Whoa. There was blood

everywhere. And all I'm sitting here is how on earth could you do that right before [ __ ] uh Remy says I got

[ __ ] Lero ain't talking about Ross' [ __ ] I didn't even get my favorite line in the verse. Um Marty, don't think

that I'm off that. What? I'm not off that. What? All right. Just and and I'm

and I'm ending this podcast after this because this is kind of my point about young people. Rory says, "A gentleman

who was throwing a lot of money picks up a closed."

I just wanted to know the level of blood and bangs bangs it across someone's

and splits it shatters a rock bottle. splits them open and you

say, "Was there blood?" I'm gonna go because I can't

take any more of Young People, but we had to do our sleeper song of the week. He had a uh he had a helmet on. So,

yeah, for real. What? No, his head was so rock bottom. Bruce,

what the [ __ ] I knew there. I was saying cuz he said there was money. I mean, there was things everywhere and I want to say, was there blood everywhere?

It's fine. It's fine. Like, did it splatter? No, it's fine. Well, yeah. To close, uh, at W's house party with the hipsters, Joe around hipsters is even

more funny than Joe around anyone else. Oh, so let me tell all of you Joe Button

fans now that whereas before, see, before I used to look at all the

hipsters and the young [ __ ] and see the changing of the guard occurring and I would like be annoyed, right? And I just

didn't want to rap or be a part of it. I just felt out of place now. I feel so needed. I feel so I'm I'm going to stay

in this studio, guys. Uncle Joe is going to come through with some music. We're

going to make something to dab to. Oh my god. Imagine these kids. Imagine Joe making a dabbing macaron. Jesus Christ.

No, but I'm just saying [ __ ] these kids nowadays. Oh, I feel so refreshed,

man. Is there anything coming coming soon that we need to talk about? Nothing is happening this weekend. Nope. No, no

promotion from us. Uh, I want to shout out to Smack and the Double Impact event that he had over the weekend. I want to

shout out to all the winners. I want to unshout out to uh Rock and Shine. Rock

you my [ __ ] I wasn't there so I don't know what happened. But the bottom line if the battle actually I'm unshouting

Shine and DNA and Surf Surf you fan but you getting unshouted out too. And Rock

Rock you my [ __ ] But still [ __ ] that's like a headline battle 212. [ __ ] want to see that. You gentlemen

have to be able to put your uh tempers to the side. I think Shine and Rock, I don't know what happened, but it was

fist to cuffs and and bottom line, the people were jerked and you never want the people to get jerked that paid their good money. So, we do want to see that

battle, but shout out to uh Smack and everybody that performed at that double impact battle. I heard it was an amazing time. I'm a casual battle rap fan, so I

don't like that little two on two. I hate I hate two on two battle. I think it's hard. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. It's so not for

me. I don't want to I barely want to hear one [ __ ] Why do I want to hear two [ __ ] now go interrupt each other?

But and we got to stop uh five round battles. That [ __ ] is crazy. No, I enjoyed Lux and uh Hollow. Was that five

rounds? No, that was three. Oh, that was three. Hollow's got a lot of five round battles though. Why have I seen so many

hollow? Oh, cuz I battled around. Duh. All right. I'm like, why do I know all about parks? Let's stop this time. Wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait. We got to do our sleeper song. Yeah, we don't have a ox cord. That's what I said. Play it right next to We can still say a song. I have

mad sleeper songs that I get out the way. Um, mine is a singer songwriter named PJ. My [ __ ] be kind of dope on her

low. Yeah. No, I never know until Rory hits me the next day and say, "Yo, M [ __ ] it wasn't bad. You like it?" Yeah.

This um her name is PJ. She signed to Atlantic and the record is called Gangster. Um she just put it out. I

could play it though. I have it right here. So, no, we're not playing anything. Try an extra mic. It might sound like [ __ ] Yeah. No, that's going

to sound real bad. Okay. Oh, [ __ ] Okay. No. Now, now we have to sit and wait for you to do that. We're not doing that.

All right. So, the ne You snapped it. I said I stopped it. I was going to play it. Okay. So, I'm going with a gentleman

by the name of Kenyan Kenan. I'm sorry. I say Kenya. Kenyan Dixon. And I want to

go with I like him too. I want to go with uh All the Way featuring Alex Eley.

I I'm unfamiliar with who that is, but I love that song in the All the Way Up intro into that song. Amazing. Kenyan

Dixon. Go listen to it. Roy, you have anything? Oh, I thought Marty was No, we're not playing [ __ ] I'll play mine.

[ __ ] it. I'm playing it. And that sounds horrible like I said it was. Can we cut that off, please, before

I take the mic? Thank you. Now, why kids just not [ __ ] listen? Cuz you ain't our daddy. Exactly. Only listen to my

daddy. I had the greatest joke ever. It's on you. I don't know if I want to hear that joke. Um, have you done an

Eric Bellinger song yet? Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] What can I Whatever. Um, Eric Bellinger, reward. Uh, Joe, who's the biggest Eric

Bellinger fan in the world, I put onto this song, so I suppose it's a sleeper at this point. Uh, reward Eric

Bellinger. It's amazing. I had that song. That was just when he put out that longass whack project. Yeah. Well, you

had to sit through the wack project and find the dope [ __ ] No, no, no, no. He He coming with that dial now. So, shout out to Eric Bellinger. Uh, I think we

covered everything. That was great. It feels good. I'm cool. Uh, I don't think I offended anybody. Hopefully not. Nope.

Or hopefully. Yeah. Hopefully. Yeah. Okay. Hopefully. Yeah. I want to end with this, right? I

want to shout out I say that to say this. I want to I'm ending here, but I'm just want to say this. I want to shout

out to Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa. Cuz she's listening. And see, this is just what I don't understand

about uh you know, I'll save it for next week. I'll save for next week cuz I don't have enough time and we got to go. Oh, I'll save this for next week. Hey,

Vanessa, since we're friends again and you unblocked me. Yo, we out. One. Bye.