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heart or our own enjoy the show hey look at them [ __ ] look 30.

I'm the only one here that knows why though

um there's a reason I did the science I did the math I think it's a reason

what's today's math too oh well oh we was playing Monopoly um

our co-host male took a picture of all of us

this [ __ ] the angle was different on Mel's pictures so I like that for a year

yeah but we don't catch it that's not true we don't see that here these cameras ain't up but they talk about

stand up the top a little balding spot and he was like nah y'all never catch the guard like that again then he took

it down about a 1A up so why are you looking so young in the face you look younger [ __ ] I'm not even joking [ __ ]

wouldn't found his Adidas from 87. yeah why you did that yo what's wrong

with this guy man yeah we really can't compliment man yeah

my guy came in here looking good guys like what's up you can't tell nothing to

me they've been on our ass for our little Parks today we got some [ __ ] clowns

that's what you're supposed to do at least 10 times

for real they always want to highlight my relationship failures exactly the

first thing they want to say oh I'll take happily married Parts over Joe's

past like all right man me and wifey had a good laugh about it also it cursing me

out when I said this [ __ ] man times yo you dumb ass near the thaw you [ __ ] misogynist I thought you were kind of

supporting me a little bit I know that's the only part I need

clarification on why was they calling me uh misogynist in a controlling because

that the promises if you pay all your chicks bills that is a control feature

that a lot of power for Richmond use that's true yeah women are jaded gotta shooter Facebook is that the only

thing that's true though about no that don't even have to be true in every instance

some people do do that motivated out there for thinking that like what if a man is just truly courteous and has an

issue with that now he don't want to control her at all how come they act like that don't exist at all because

you know you know how dude would be like girl I don't even want you to work girl quick with that job how much you make

150 quid and now you get the girl you quit now you the provider and you provide and everything for the chick and

now all of a sudden you can control that situation because she don't have to tell his wife to quit I'm not saying yeah

yeah I get it all right anyway how's everybody doing okay

last couple days but I'm good now you're feeling better now I'm good what have you got a little food poisoning I don't

know wow I'm good now though thank God that's it I couldn't stop eating that ass you got ass voices

yo you being 47 and not eating after six it is it's sick Grow Up

Wait hold on hold on

in here what you together yes and I had a quad as well oh okay all

right four shots of espresso okay so you guys

okay so wait you guys like you you guys do ass play like yeah that's the thing

oh you just changed

no I'm not like I can't lie there is no [ __ ] way ever I am going to be

licking somebody's [ __ ] it's not happening that pretty little face is getting down

there whoa yeah no I mean that was invasive closest I came with no

no no she did it she looked the girl no I did not I did not lick my boots I didn't go anywhere near the [ __ ]

Goose that's why I'm [ __ ] idiot they wanna

[Applause]

maybe a little tea bag action but that's about it standing over your tea bags

of course oh didn't I just explain to y'all the

YouTube monetization

this lady is nuts did the whole YouTube Rules start

already yes

I got flags in R.I.P oh

[Music] come on man I've been waiting to come to work this week hold on y'all know what

time it is microphone check one two what is this [Music]

look at these drops out the way [Music] [Applause]

[Laughter] [Music] [Applause]

[Music] all right you've never heard here we are

button microphone check uh welcome to episode 595 of the Joe Budden podcast

I'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host Joe Button here with a few of my nearest and dearest Mel Ford

is here flip is here issues here Isis here Parks is here Corey is here

Junior's here and Erickson is here and all of our remote people are here salutations everyone and you guys are

out there now how's everybody doing how are you guys feeling you know looking good y'all are smelling good amazing uh

y'all look like y'all got big weekend plans nope not really um not this week

this football you got anything planned this weekend it's football name oh I just it's playoffs oh it's a football haircut

s this does look a little young this

episode hold on hold on I'm sorry hold on hold on now we're gonna allow it to calm down so

I can get my ass out of that I'm taking walks classes this

weekend to learn to walk so I could be another team Place dope um he's been Drilling in my head as far

as you guys the waltz so I'm going to try it to see if I can implement it in my everyday life thank You Waltz

whatever that dance dancing classical dance yeah yeah I know it is okay thank you thank you

I don't know how often the waltz comes up in like you know real life applications

I'm excited for you man that's so yeah thank you very much you're gonna make content out of it I'm sure of course I am yeah we got some content created

haters in here but you know content out of everything who hated on content yeah wait on your content I ain't

let's move on let's move on move on [ __ ] don't want to get in that bag okay

Joe how about you you got a big place yes you making the Philly trip or no no no but I am watching the game you should

and I think I'm betting on the game um I'm confident what do you got seven and a half right

underdogs I wouldn't care I'm betting a Giants I didn't win I'm betting the Giants win I wouldn't care what the spread is I liked them covering for sure

I don't know about the window I know I'm betting to win I'm not playing with these Eagles huh how did y'all do in the

season against them oh it's horribly oh what's up horribly I think I've read somewhere that no team has lost three

times the same team in a season though so I won't be caring about that [ __ ] me

either oh no team ever did yeah and then it happens right yeah no me neither why do you love birds oh my God

they're gonna be on the dinner table baby that's why that's why first five minutes of the game hey we're gonna

we're gonna make sure that name Rings true you gonna hurt [Music]

You Gonna Hurt first five minutes they got a good old line listen he that boy is going on the ground in the first five

minutes I want to bet that one I got a few things I want to bet about this girl uh I'm confident you better go get the

family I'm super hey they got much like the Vikings and we're not starting with football but much like the Vikings I

never believed in the Eagles all season either they ain't really beat nobody that made them you know how [ __ ] talk

about the Niners that's not how I'm talking about the Eagles number one number two we gonna hurt that boy we're

gonna hurt hurts and then we want to see him run around we're gonna hurt you and now run around have fun with that he's

gonna get hurt you don't see that happening [ __ ] they don't want him to run around he gonna get hurt

I don't know he's gonna get hurt that's not gonna go and we played them last game pretty well without the starters

the first game we played him pretty well too it's a divisional game we're going to play them well we played them well it's gonna be a good game and this is

close to a home game as we gonna get that's true that's true I think I think the Giants are going to fear better than

most people have them fearing that's my football take sorry to start that way but off of that what else is fun come on

we're gonna start with uh J Cole we'll start there okay we can yeah we

can all right um a couple days ago J Cole put a put a new record out via

YouTube actually it was it wasn't even his YouTube channel those it was kind of kind of dope the way he did it

um he said he was on YouTube and he typed in J Cole Type Beat in the search bar

first beat that came up he clicked it and just locked in and wrote something to it and contacted the producer I was

like here dog put this on your page let it live here that's dope that's dope I think that's amazing for somebody of his statue to do

that like that's that's how you shine light on somebody yeah and like type beats kind of got like a bad rap for a

long time because for a long time they were kind of just copycat beats but that has long since passed and now it's just

like a SEO thing search optimization whatever so people are actually getting placements from this and this is just a

dope way to highlight it to me very dope shout out to J Cole did y'all hear the song I did I like it me too it's fine it

was like a message to to the the up and comer who's out here you know looking

for a way to push through or something um did you hear the song uh yeah what'd you think it's cool okay

[Laughter]

a little bit of hair too come on me you know what there's a little bit of hate

to be found here no man why I always got to say it I would love to hear it I heard the song I

think is cool I think J Cole is the king the new age king of

like cool ways to distribute music and down to earth marketing yeah like

relating to the he's the king of it now that to the side

hey how many times I'm gonna let him Hallmark me to death he is the Hallmark

I'll pick one fan anywhere in the world and walk to his house I'm gonna play my

whole album for him in his living room all right you got it dog what was the

other one he did yeah I bought my house that burnt down in a neighbor's house and yo this was the first house I ever

thought about being ah is

good dog this one this is my phone I opened my phone here you go I read the

note because you know the note is written perfectly it's fire the note is written perfectly hit me in the Heart Like If This Is Us episode J Cole told

my son not often enough do we shine light on those that Inspire us when we have

writer's block when we can't think of a word a sentence a paragraph anything to rhyme so as I sat here not knowing what

to rhyme word Jayco boom yeah you had no idea what to rhyme

J Cole like top three J Cole you had nothing to rhyme and I know that could

be true I was getting ready

yeah J Cole could find some rhyming words without the J Cole Type Beat on YouTube but that was cool

and the Beat

you just looking for something that's my job to be entertaining so I've got to be

entertaining for J Cole's Goodwill and married and spirit all right then you're looking to hate you like that beat

for J Cole to do it again you got it you got it hey has he been

here with the best beats in his career yes or no I'm the wrong one to answer that

and all the fans that say we have horrible Beach election I never heard y'all pick a Beat

I didn't like when J Cole was trying to produce all his own [ __ ]

I think it's good that he is Branched out I didn't like that but then once he took all the budgets

he just started getting other beats all right let me stop man I love cold

shout out to Gold shout out to the club I think it's dope because look at the opposite what's what these other top

tier rappers is doing ain't nobody looking at that nobody heard of this dude that made this beat exactly yeah

but people are getting tight beats people that's but no one but again they're not highlighting it in this way

which is the record on your page which is dope yeah I didn't release it nowhere else all the traffic to you exactly

shout out to leor finding new ways to yeah I'm hating bro

[Applause]

I actually don't mind the idea though

that might be a terrible idea

for entertainment purposes it's a fantastic well if he does it here that's not what I'm thinking at all

I'm sorry okay I'm sorry no no no no you're right if he does it here and they re-upload it I mean you know he has a

monster team he's one of the type [ __ ] if he makes his flag and everything I'm saying so go back to him it don't

matter that's not how that works on the internet so tell me about it what benefit does it make for Joe to put

a verse out today 20th anniversary that's all I'm saying where's Joe Dennis I can still rap

got a whole discography of [ __ ] if you want to see if I can write it what's up with you bro I don't have to show you I could still

write I'm not a rapper you don't have to do that so what benefit is it to Joe Budden today to sit there with a light

on him like flip said and rap for 400 Bars it's not a benefit for a lot of [ __ ] that's still out here I'm asking

for Joe Budden who he is today what benefit is him is it to him to sit there

with a light on him let me jump in for me let me out let me help out with with issues understanding of it hey go up the

street show them some [ __ ] you can build the house real quick

right in the Acme parking lot show all of them

it's freestyle though freestyle

I'm not a creative creatives don't necessarily need them incentive to create I'm not a creative

you got a challenge [Laughter]

and a producer we didn't even mentioned producer's name [Music]

shout out to the producer look the park is crying desperately to find his name

because that's supposed to be his bag look yeah BV team I don't know I guess it's Batman

I'll tell you his name the [ __ ] that Jayco

how much views is that 1.6 million uh like the nuke win Miller

[Laughter] [Music] okay thanks for the slap

this industry it really is they did that equipment he got a one leg

this industry said to him about his business on one metal leg that's [ __ ]

up and that's my man too not too much on Quinn Miller that's my man but that's [ __ ] up you know saying that's my man

after that it's a trick I mean it's facts so the industry did do him super dirty like yo he made some slaps he had

a summer rocking facts thanks I think they I think they enjoy

you know your brain be right you know what I mean who would be in line of sometimes yeah I mean he's like that you

might have played them the industry ain't do [ __ ] to him he did it himself over his jealous

stop stop it all right I'm gonna I'm not gonna come in here and

Pat myself on the back I don't win anything for being right on the podcast nah man get your [ __ ] off no you have to

and this this is one of instances where now that I was right on the podcast award is that's a good award yeah yeah

yeah and especially in this case because he fought for that one multiple episodes yeah yeah go ahead then my mom gonna

trigger me you're gonna text me I don't think that's right wait what yo call me you said call me call me right now Mom

listen Alex Baldwin has been charged with uh involuntary manslaughter was

there another charge uh there was another one about Reckless

don't be a negligent firearm or some [ __ ] yeah and if y'all think I didn't learn my lesson from the Tory trial I

want to make sure we get these charges right here uh in the uh armorer I believe yeah as

well yeah the armor the person who's in charge of bringing the gun oh no but he took a plea deal oh he did the other guy to

complete He's listed in these current charges of involuntary manslaughter like this is

all the stuff that was coming out in the last couple of days like yesterday it really hit both of them got two counts

there but it says each count carries a different level of punishment

yeah somebody else somewhere took a plea but I'll research that later yeah right

Call I think it's the right call you already know that because I came in here screaming to the top of my lungs about it I really did I don't see how you come

up with another way to even look at it you guys did uh

and that's that it's really not to celebrate somebody lost their life still I mean that's true it was the film's assistant director David Halls who took

the plea um misdemeanor charge of negligent use of a deadly weapon that was the person

who took the plea yeah right he ate the misdemeanor I guess you should now I'm

not saying that Alec Baldwin will spend a day in jail I doubt he will I'm not saying how they'll handle him but for

him to be charged with something as the production company and the Handler of this weapon I really didn't see a way

around it once you once you explain that part like because we discussed this quite a few times but the last time he

was like I'm just saying he needs to be charged even if it don't not saying he got to go to jail over it I agree with you on that yeah he should I'm with you

he was the producer of the uh it's his production company uh yeah um there were there were also live

rounds found on the set of the movie along with the prop bullets there were

three types of bullets found on the set so it's like it wasn't just live rounds in the gun like there's live rounds

lying around here yeah this is crazy this was just then again if he's a producer in the movie you are in charge

of overseeing this whole [ __ ] so any uh uh shifting of blame on the production

company for hiring the person falls back on him again so yeah why conspiracy theorists is not saying coming out

talking about this so you shot the lady on purpose they they did yeah some did come out he's just trying to be and I

think conspiracy theorists are pretty careful after that whole uh what's dude that said what he said about the Sandy

Hook I think people are pretty careful with how they where they placed it as they

should be here penalized and agree yeah I think um

if he does go to trial um it's in California right New Mexico yeah that's what it moves it depends on

what their minimums are he might go to jail I feel like New Mexico is a fairly uh right leaning more gun friendly safe in

California at least I'm just saying but somebody some states got minimums you know what I mean it just depends on the

laws of that particular I think the minimum was like he could potentially go to jail I think the minimum was six months or something like that don't quote me I remember reading something

along those lines but up to five years I think it was something something in that range it's possible if it's my wife that

got killed when she went out to work and not be in the movie just work on the movie I would want him to go to jail

I could say yeah nobody you don't have to go to jail about it but if I were in the situation oh get his ass out of here

was there a wrong why did it take so long 18 months yeah was there a wrongful death uh civil suit filed yeah back in

October of last year uh the family of Helena Hutchins settled with Alec Baldwin as the production company for

undisclosed amount okay so the civil suit is already done now they gonna bring him up on criminal

charges it's a touchy situation another Thug off the street Round of Applause you can't

just run around killing people on your little movie sets sorry buddy I don't know what part of Hollywood you think

this is but you're going to jail New Mexico black face that one what the [ __ ]

hey yo speaking of a thug oh man oh Segway

not really a snuggling because I don't even did you the way this was reported is what got me

at first okay all I saw was Young Thug conducts hand to hand drug

deal in court so I said wait I know that's not right it can't be yeah so you click it there's

a video of dogs sitting there gentleman gets up from the back walks up

to him and just hands him something and right after he hands it to him all the the bailiffs and deputies and

everything run over to him come to find out was a perk then they checked the dude he had

marijuana Percocets and something else on him who was the dude

it's right at Norm apparently I I they just let him walk right on up and do whatever that's what [ __ ] me up you

can just walk up to a defendant sitting there and nobody stop you yeah it's crazy this all this whole

thing looked crazy that's not true that guy was somebody okay he was a I don't know who he was I

don't know he was either when you say somebody you mean like he works for the court or something and that worked for the court but he had a reason they knew

who he was in there to be in proximity yeah and got up and walked up there

he wasn't like sitting right there bro I don't care how the semantics play it out at what point we just gonna stop being

stupid like keeping it above fam you in court high profile case you're just gonna walk

up there and hand somebody apart are you in jail they got more drugs in

jail than on the street ain't Rich you're gonna risk your life to just come get Joe you're my man I love you dog

it's no way on God's green earth I'm gonna come and dear hearing you a nickel bag of weed it's not happening

that handles one half of the equation what's up there means I got to call

somebody else and come up here I know it's the wrong thing to do it's

horrible and and we come on we're gonna preach against it I'm tossing it yeah but

that's good looking out you're a soldier [ __ ] needed a person why did this

transaction even happen because somebody needed to break it though if he moved slow yeah

he moves slow that [ __ ] would have been for us so that perk would have been out of here

he could have threw it from his seat I'd have caught that [ __ ]

cuffed at anything yo fat he held it too long

[Music]

walked across to get it from him too like what's in your hand yo everybody just told to Now give me a perk yo I got

a trick for them I'm gonna zone out real quick they must really have him in some solitary confinement type [ __ ] for real

I agree I think so because again I'm not trying to be funny yet but drugs is prevalent yeah that's why I don't [ __ ]

with these stupid ass fans y'all have me thinking people just make good music you know how powerful somebody got to be for somebody

that's some [ __ ] that is true bro you know how powerful somebody got to be yeah that couldn't have been the first

time something like that happened it's just he got you know the case

it's either Ploy or I think [ __ ] like that happen something fishy about this or like Joe

said this is a powerful [ __ ] yo my man I'm scared to death of him I don't care what do dummy Mission he

sends me on I'm gonna carry it out and if you're ever in the New York area and you happen to get arrested and they put

you in one of the long white Vans and if you end up all the way in the back row while you're handcuffed just check

underneath the seats they roll back sometimes somebody left

for something a little something [ __ ] they got me one time boy I think I

don't know how I did it I got them perks off of me I shoved them [ __ ] so far down the

police man oh no buddy we're gonna clear this up before we get to the building

for real I remember one time I got locked up it was cool as [ __ ] he said

you look it was me and this other dude I ain't know him they stopped us like yo y'all hungry y'all gonna have a long night

they took us to the no [ __ ] they took us to the bodega let us get whatever we wanted to eat oh yeah and

they said look I'm gonna take y'all over here to this garbage can drop whatever y'all want to drop in this

garbage can no harm no foul before y'all going that's good looking here

do have bad weed on him he's throwing the weed and [ __ ] away then let us eat then took us to uh Central Bookings

like yo good looking for him [ __ ] don't be wanting to do that paperwork yeah yeah no that's the truth yeah it is

I definitely had a guy told me one time yo dog I'm only taking I don't want to do paperwork shut up if you keep talking

I know you [ __ ] up and if you keep talking I'm gonna have to give you the test and now I got to do paperwork so

shut up did you shut up I shut right the [ __ ] smoothly I said another word know how to talk officer I didn't say

another word yeah this is some [ __ ] charged you would intent to distribute I was going to take these matters

yeah damn man all right dog man oh man

what I don't know what to say man I'm about to go I'm about to go trademark niggarosity I'm about to go trademark

all right y'all come on easy free thug let's move on and free him he got caught they called him all right we're not

gonna beat him down it was dumb let's move on free young thug free the people

that need to do a thorough investigation to find out what really happened all right freedom

you don't talk about free and everything else stop you my man because you got caught with a perk in your mouth we'd be like free Joe but if you did something I

got caught with a person you call me a crackhead a dope addict

they call me a [ __ ] low-level bum they call me every name in the world but it didn't say for you though no no no no

no free free you in advance they said he's skinny did he catch something what's going dead I remember everything

they said one of them perk 30s you ready where I was getting them from the drug

dealer didn't tell you the side effects of the person what [ __ ] this is not one of them

commercials food irritable bowel syndrome occasional

headaches and skinniness [ __ ] they not doing that this guy's crazy

oh man free thug you got it yeah I mean in

court talk you're being awake you guys up here y'all know how to y'all know how to give it to a [ __ ] don't you excuse me what you mean

because hey it was done we caught him on camera just ah you wanna I'm trying not to it's a

light pie okay yeah I'm chilling yeah I'm chilling I'm picky with my grace I

just gave 21 Savage Grace for that that audio recording and how I reported on that all right that's my man well he's

home that's what's my man that's my man that's not true yo moving along right so in court news

exactly put tears ass up off Mike all right and court news Wayne lost to our

man Ron Sweeney friend of the show they've been going to court for um some time in Wayne sued them for 20

mil said Ron stole 20 mil from him um I don't know who's

to rock with but Ron Sweeney is a friend of the show had a very very good part with him that was an answer

could it be could be a thief though

what's your objective bruh you know what I'm saying but unfortunately Wayne lost um out on the lawsuit so

and you predicted that me I didn't I'm just I'm making an

assumption no I'm pretty good no no no no no no no no no no I know don't just stop putting [ __ ] on

me actually actually been in court forever I'm glad you did

that in other news Flo Rida won Mad Money sued the energy drink people asked

to see the books the accountant they promised them some well you had equity and some [ __ ] they was trying to get

funny he took their ass to court he won 82 million dollars round of applause huh anytime a black man or whatever he is

Win 82 million dollars then you want to clap it up and Flo Rida's my man not too much on Flo Rida now it's not where my

interest comes in this story foreign

s for the time being sometimes I don't know who everyone is

linked to or isn't linked to so when the internet started to be like damn I just

hate to be his ex right now a couple of them would like to hear Melissa Ford got to be sick and I was like not my co-host

I didn't know nothing about that not too much on mail but then I asked Mel and

then that was right so this one time they were yep

my brains which made this story all the funnier for me

because damn you gotta be six in your stomach you gotta be oh Mel tell us the

truth come on was you sick I know everybody sent you that story they did I

never had an X that came up like that so I can't relate to that I'm pretty sure he was up before that but that's the

difference you could eat that 82 mil yeah when you

all used to have pet names for each other oh

you're hilarious uh no I'm happy for him I am you hate him

we got up we got it you gotta we dated like 10 years ago so

we didn't actually yeah that don't even matter what's 80 divided

listen there's no way I could deny it there's too many pictures out there of us on like red carpets and [ __ ] like

that so no I could never deny you would have played I could never deny it enough pictures mean what huh yeah oh no we're

literally on like a red carpet and like we're kissing like there's just nowhere a way around it we dated [ __ ] two

minutes it wasn't friendly it was not friendly you get enough pictures I mean you pop yeah wait

I [ __ ] hate this [ __ ] that [ __ ] bag with this holy [ __ ]

your Flo Rida's not to be messed with out there I've seen I've seen him a few nights at Starbucks you know that [ __ ]

was getting to it you know this is exactly why I have

co-host for stories like this you can't buy this you can't write this on the Whiteboard

yeah he bagged with that but there's more to it oh my God what did you like about it

yo out of that 82 here to bless you right yeah

congrats congrats what was his

nickname

cause I remember how they was doing you they was doing you so wrong you worked so hard there's no one more deserving of

this than you she just said she was proud of him keep it a buck you congratulated him no I did not I don't

have his number

boys [Music]

you have a lot to say you okay he won 83 men what we talking about 82.

as a co-host she's sorry whatever happened look out for her she's just moving back out here wow wow wow let me

talk for you wow he just threw me under the bus I love you she's grown a lot

maturity she ain't mean it this is an assumption that I was the problem oh we don't do it

for 82 million

[Applause]

how does it feel when your ex hit a lick like that I don't oh she said

all right all right we're not the first person that said that girl all night you

know we're the first [ __ ] never had a loss for words you know what's funny but listen let me

give some perspective to y'all I thought about this too during the week we are sick Mel is coming from Los Angeles and

doing content with Jason Lee look around

imagine her having to sit in our opinions and our thinking how we talk

about [ __ ] nah I think I think how we handle this is probably a little different than she's used to because you

know they're gonna handle her with love care and Grace all that a black beauty book yeah

no oh man that's the same [ __ ] [ __ ] everybody's I got sent that article like

20. I know yeah stop trying to don't delete your text

let it sit in stop sending me this [ __ ] now it's gonna be all over my timeline

great oh yeah brand new Melissa Ford this that Flo Rida hit a lick remix

[Laughter] it's that 83 million dollar remix 82 82

82 you're not namiola hold up yo I'm grabbing with Mel first of all ain't even that much money

ain't even a lot

low maintenance that money ain't even what do it for her no more children come

on come on you have mad spiritual Retreats with that money though

ayahuasca my girl ability to get [ __ ] back

y'all sleeping on my girl ability to get these make these [ __ ] spin the block talk about that though Big Mouth talk

big male M4 no he spun the block twice oh oh yeah she really hurt

s wait when y'all damping it up yeah

oh my God no no if you spun the block twice if we make him bets I think Melissa Ford

can get flow right it's been a block again well we betting on that we're not betting on it on air

you can't do that on air about a woman her body hurts your ways but

congratulations to you Flo Rider

[Music]

right now listen if he was watching right now

what's the one thing you would say to him right now God I'm sorry I have way too much pride

congratulations that's right no no no what

yeah you got a game

but there's some things and I don't have your number so I said it all yeah yeah

in 2023.

shut up we got new laws up here oh man you know got it yeah we heard you I

appreciate that absolutely see if I can throw a little bit more hate in this thing and no he got to build some

[ __ ] too he gave an announcement and as he's given an announcement he's drinking a drink while he's giving an

announcement yeah yeah thank you I have faith in the justice system now

[ __ ] it's our drink now yeah

energy drink male at this age probably can't even yes you can't even what stop playing can't

even what bro stop playing with them stop never thought about it stop stop playing without like that too much on

mail right now too much wait what happened yeah all right let's move on yoga

nothing all right moving right along reverse aging in Rex coming up on the

next talk breaks no I'll be talking about snitches or actual rats I don't know but on the next

talk we'll talk about what Planned Parenthood is doing to underserved communities

I've been gonna want to reverse age you know to go back oh wait let's keep it let's keep it in court let's keep it in

court okay sources say I love when sources say Now sources say that Tory

Lanez regrets not digging's Dan we said that

hey what's going on little sources you agree with me you agree with me

probably should have took us there if this was gonna happen oh [ __ ] okay I'm

done I ain't got nothing to say about it that's that's true [ __ ] he was trying to keep up nice County no you don't think so no bad lawyers councils up defense

attorneys is terrible you usually tell their clients do not take the stage true but once your eyewitness your your home

run hitter gets up there and says yeah I saw him shooting the gun and I saw them go over there and jump

her in the corner but what does that do for Tory if he goes up there and says that I didn't shoot it she did you want to refute that story [ __ ] you mean what

does it do if he went up there and said that what does it do for him after when you come home and and [ __ ] is watching him that you just told him like what

does that do that doesn't come into play anymore you gave him that sentence he didn't necessarily have to say that sentence okay I don't understand okay

true you know what I'm saying he could have just pronounced his innocence gave a real version of what could have potentially happened and kept it moving

but fam you you put your eggs in that basket my man said yeah yeah I saw him shooting in the air the reason he did

not testify because defense attorneys whether or not they think their client is innocent and whether or not they

think that their client is going to be able to come off as genuine to the jury it opens them up to cross-examination of

course and that's where they're like I can't chance this my whole thing and I I kept saying once we saw the charges it

almost looked like his attorney did not know what the charges was definitely saying that you know this was

he had an ineffective Council I would have won none of this would have happened if he had hired me from jump

because if you're looking at that if we are going if you're not arguing the charges which we clearly gonna lose and

what the [ __ ] is me talking to stand on her that's what the lawyer concluded and that's what happened what are you

laughing about you know all these [ __ ] like you know Jose you know all of them you should be

hyping your [ __ ] I respected I watch a lot of like you know the ID channel you know so I know random yeah

she got a lot of time to watch TV now you know we gotta

hey she she's watching all the credits songs

oh man not stop not too much in mail all too much on mail we can't let the

getaway Joe with this oh my God y'all want to talk about uh P Diddy

so P Diddy was trending because karisha says she likes golden showers exactly

[Music] okay well since you guys like your ass

eaten how do you feel about golden showers you guys don't like that no okay no not you guys

I don't talk about that type of stuff on camera you talk about [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

oh you got it no to answer the question I have it I've never beat another girl

nor been pee dog I said Badger ass oh yeah hell yeah oh no okay so golden

showers though nah draw the line I'm cool really yeah okay you had a

golden shower no you're lying

what are you oh no you've given one

sometimes when you're just standing in the shower with somebody and just lay it out that's different yeah that's not a

golden job no they want it won't be peed on they just said they just lay down and she said here oh the people that be

doing a golden shower once they get in the shower and they let their significant other pee on them that's not to go to jail what's that called no

that's still a golden shower dog huh that's a golden shot it's still a golden shower yeah

that's corny that's that's whack why just because you're in a safe place in the shower no [ __ ] you don't want the

[ __ ] pee the [ __ ] up your bed stop it yo stop it stop it stop it prude

I think golden showers in the shower dang golden shower to me I mean it's not a hardcore Golden Child but I think it's

still a golden shower nah it's just a shower no no that's pieces

but I don't consider that to be a golden child now I also am not peeing on people

or getting pissed on you know believe in golden showers you never had that done that no I believe in it it happens out

there and how you could hear he said no I said no he said no but I know people that do

it and that's how they do it listen I ain't the biggest fan of all that squirting [ __ ] either [ __ ] put a jacket on that [ __ ] I'm with that now

that might be a gold shower now I'm not with Daddy don't be gold that ain't gold today

you like that I love that you like y'all like that squirting don't love it indeed love see that's a Golden Corral huh

whatever the [ __ ] you want to call like sign me all the way up yeah

let that thing go Squirtle go go Squirtle in who's bed mine

if you don't want him to pee in your bed but you mad that they squirting in your bed you're a man she in my house

squirting go to the zoo

about to change the sheets topic before so maybe he don't want to have to be forced to change his sheets don't squirt

on his bed he's coming over laying in the sheets it's high maintenance man wait for you squirting is really like

kind of involuntary you know what I mean it's still high maintenance

even if she's not signed this is a work environment and on the transcript that's

gonna read then he asked her you know when they

read it and come up like the judge reading lyrics in court that's what Billy Bird said I didn't say

it like that

that's the CEO

[Applause] oh man all right anyway man Alec ball

when they finally got him almost got him out of here uh what else oh [ __ ]

man Drake man you man Drake went on there said he telling his truths all year oh speaking of people all right

holy [ __ ] yo he's good foreign

you know every time y'all online I at the bathroom there's a much cleaner one that you'll

never see that's the one he used so basically he's just gonna tell the truth I'm just gonna [ __ ] on you all year long

I've been in more private bathrooms and [ __ ] than anybody else on this planet and met more staff yeah

that's the line that made it kind of Jiggy for me I had to reread it like a million times to understand what he

meant that's a lot of staff and private bathrooms I mean I know that there's a

private bathroom in there somewhere but why they let him use it not us

you might be entitled to it no you don't know please you know how many times I've ran in the store doing the pp dance

get the [ __ ] out ain't no bad to me next door hey get out [ __ ] if you go to the garden and you if you wanted to go to

the Garden or the Staples Center well the what is it crypto.com Arena you

don't want me to tell you about my last two experiences at the Garden they weren't the best

they kicked out Charles Oakley on the field at what Dodger Stadium he rented

the doctor yeah it's different and got caught because of a nosy pilot yeah right a helicopter I know I know I know

got caught he's playing different I know I told you yeah he got caught I know regardless he's still playing different

yeah that's what I'm saying you don't believe he got caught no

I believe he got caught but he knew he was going to get caught I don't believe that

I think he was trying to hold that relationship private I don't think he was trying to let that relationship so you go into a spot with no ceiling

with all the lights on on the night that nothing's supposed to be there and think nobody's gonna say what's going on over there it's not just a spot with no seal

it's not a spot I rented the stadium you could have rented Staples that has a ceiling all right shut up listening

you think the [ __ ] gonna like you renting out Staples

my point is if you're trying to be where nobody could see you you do it with

nobody because he's also trying to make a grandiose gesture and impression Staples don't do that I sorry

Stadium impresses a woman way more than me renting out a restaurant no he was talking about

Arena [ __ ] and put the [ __ ]

more people will see you at the Staples than at the Dodger Stadium

I'm done lending my opinion to your relationships now

you got it this is a good content for you man you should definitely have a date

like what would you do if it was a staple I'll pay for it me so just save it just give us if it was a Staples like

that's what you're talking about if you took a woman to Staples

you ever laugh at how much better you treat a girl than you did the last girl

like that World Star Hip-Hop can't get into you my [ __ ] don't try to run yeah

hip hop chain get bring the tested with you next time no it don't mean it's fake I'm talking

about the okay

you be jumping sometimes you was jumping I'm ready to jump [ __ ] that's all I

didn't know what you was doing though I don't know what you doing

your head

oh I can't wait to see the Reddit narratives tomorrow ice and flip hate each other when will

they be when will they got it now we can get ice out of here oh [ __ ] I thought I

was going to go [ __ ] too if you're not gonna let flip be flipped then suck my dick yeah keep telling them just watch

the [ __ ] y'all

moving right along all right well I never said that you still mad at me

I had to tell my man I love him thanks oh all right uh what else is going on uh

Melissa can't go to Florida no more I mean uh care basket oh [ __ ] don't worry your man

[ __ ] out there got 82 mil all over the place I don't give a [ __ ] about that she was

dating a Millionaire on the show oh my God blowing up the spot what the [ __ ] you

just call me hey everybody

oh my God what this [ __ ] is chaotic

and we are back now all right so look man let me tell

y'all tell us buddy

I am one a lot of people hate remakes I

will give them a shot like I won't go in automatically expecting to hate it but

I'll say all right let me just you know I'll give you a shot because I'll appreciate the difference in the times and sometimes you can pull it off Bella

pull it off right like everybody was talking bad about Space Jam I wasn't mad at it but

when you compare to a classic I get it dog day remade house party I don't want to see that I gave it a

shot everybody involved in this movie should be arrested you know

everybody this is where you remember how bad you were on coming to America I mean

r how bad I am well I am that times a hundred on this was possibly one of the

worst and it started out it had potential I like the little tie

backs to the original movie I like they tweaked the story why they needed to

throw a house party they modernized it a little bit okay A couple things that people could relate to today with

promoters and stuff like that [ __ ] up parties I get it oh who was a transgender yummy

oh God so the third Act of the movie it seemed

like they just said [ __ ] it bro it was all filmed on Instagram or something wasn't it in bronze group

yeah that's why that's why I was in bronze grip no like

that that was a dope little storyline I ain't seen the movie but I saw the movie you watched it too yeah third act what

do you think everything you're saying is completely true okay you watched it I think I went to a screening of it like

months ago oh I flew over out of one yo you went to a screening of this I

don't know why I can't remember the reasons behind it but yeah it was like invite it was the yeah I wanted

house party remake why yeah the movies

they said [ __ ] it how how bad can we [ __ ] this up let's do that

I'm talking about without spoilers I got spoilers I don't don't watch this [ __ ] Illuminati

I'm sorry you heard me hey look I'm a really spoiler spoiler alert

house party in bronze crib somebody breaks into bronze Trophy Room steals his championship ring from Cleveland

he says oh you need a championship ring okay Cody's in the school oh no this is where the movie gets terrible oh wait

till Lupe finds out Cuddy tells them oh you need a championship ring well I'm an Illuminati we get a couple

of championship rings from everything so just there's a meeting tonight come with me

like it's it's bro bro this might have coming to America too big I promise you

Joe it is and then it became a who's who cameos

from everybody all the Instagram comedians all the rappers everybody you could even look at it and tell like

they shot little scenes like yo you just stand over there walk past sail line and

they were just gonna put it in the movie these [ __ ] wasn't all there just be Simone in it

I just want to know what to expect before I go in this listen everybody from Twitter wasn't

coming to America and y'all did such a good job that Hulu was putting out a black Twitter doc

series did they call you no so after his

tweets came out oh [ __ ] they call you no yeah

no they're not they're not going to call us but um yeah this movie was bad who's gonna report on it then the the black

Twitter the black Twitter blue checks this is one of the ones who know nothing about like the producers of uh insecure

I think see but for them to really do a deep dive on black Twitter they gotta look at y'all

they don't know what Twitter is they don't know what black Twitter is black Twitter to them didn't become a thing

until it became woke uh that's black Twitter too they don't

know what the [ __ ] black Twitter is gotcha the black Twitter blue checks that started protesting and doing all that

[ __ ] that that's black Twitter to them gotcha while we on remakes that nobody asked for

who the hell asked for a Power Ranger reunion oh the original Black Power

Ranger was in house party I didn't know everything I'm saying from

here on everything y'all say that can tie to that movie I'ma let you know that's how bad the movie was LeBron got

a LeBron got to stop y'all oh no at the end of the movie Brian comes home to find out that they had a party in his

crib and the dude talks Brown in the point yo yo yo don't call the cops on me play me one-on-one

oh I'm watching it and if I win I'm sorry you let me go if you win

you can call cops who win who won who won they're getting a score LeBron ain't that crazy

hit the last basket and say yo call the cops damn so they tried to take his ring that must have been the bubble ring no

there was a Cleveland the Cleveland ringer that's the only one he had in case that he cared about all the athletes want to come take that little

bubble ring they don't respect that [ __ ] at all bro this movie was terrible I mean again just just because of the

third Act I give LeBron more props for winning that bubble ring but anyway

stop that wasn't no easy circumstance to win well George was [ __ ] suffering from the worst depression ever in that

bubble and Jimmy Butler was [ __ ] that was that's how you know

so why are you giving you wrong to stay focused to stay focused you better not tell me

[Music] what's some with some Caucasian little

lady Mel you was in a television show that I don't know about

yeah flip keep doing research on people word I'm like damn it I don't want anything we'll show you what's going on

oh my God [ __ ] home studying you he's doing his homework all the smooth magazines

it's not gonna lie okay it was Bravo's show Millionaire Matchmaker with Patty

Stanger and I you're the host I know I did an episode and who did you who did you settle for

but who did you really want um that is proprietary information

I'm gonna get the DVD collection I'm gonna buy the audiobook of this just

like when we found out right guy was on the [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah oh yeah tequila [Laughter]

our good friend Ry guy was on uh for the love of Tila Tequila

melway so you was trying to get a millionaire no no I was the one that

they were lined up for oh he was a millionaire oh you was a millionaire well I was the celebrity Talent the millionaire guys were talking over yeah

yeah oh I see that every time we go to dinner what about the guy you chose

there was a lot of coaching as to who I was supposed to pick for the purpose

pass the book s that's what I say about my little uh TV

proposals yeah there's a lot of coaches reality so there was some coaching as to

who I was supposed to pick um so I didn't pick who I really wanted to pick

[Laughter] [Music]

reduced it was it looked like a great date and it looked like we would continue on I never saw that

[ __ ] again did you contact the dude you wanted to pick I kind of stalked him a little bit on

LinkedIn but nothing

that's a different level of stalking money guys no here's the worst part no the worst

part is is that LinkedIn shows you how many times somebody has looked at your profile and I didn't realize that until

I'd been on the profile maybe about six or seven times oh were you on a fake page

what was his ethnicity I don't know what his ethnicity was I

don't wanna look at what was are you trying to ask what his race was race because you already know he was a white guy

you know the stocky or the stalking was a white guy the stocking she set up for

the black guy because she didn't want to be judged right yes

thank you she ain't like you don't like how you've been treating them yeah yeah yeah

you hard to get that up that [ __ ] is on the table I gotta take that whole [ __ ] no if you

go to rikers.com it's you to come right up all you gotta do is go to rikers.com

last six months those picture popped right on up so you

did the guy with a dated Jewel you think he was mad cause he didn't pick him I I truly do not did you contact them in any

way I did not I I just couldn't she rubbing her legs so he watching right now what would you would you like that

that she liked him if he watching right now which he probably is I probably I wouldn't say anything you got to

remember this is like 12 years ago so this guy could be dead for all I know

holy [ __ ] he was older oh wait wait he was an old white dude older white guy

yes he was he was very distinguished what did you like about him like a Sean Connery or like he

wasn't that I'm gonna say like Sean Connery back in the days did he have that type of Swag about him he kind of

he had a British accent he looked like he had a nice will he could have put you in

you guys are [ __ ] [Music]

ing [ __ ] Paul Newman you know

salad dressing oh yeah that's the salad dressing

that [ __ ] wait what

I gotta go talk about the salad dressings

yes yes hey dogs I forgot you had a salad

dressing we got a deeper issue here a dog that's

pretty funny he was tall he was attractive I'm gonna go watch that show again I'm gonna find his name

was he eliminated mail he didn't get eliminated don't spoil it for me we got it let me pick one out of the four no

don't worry about it and oh God damn it that's funny as hell so Usain Bolt

lost all his money now all this money he had a lot of money that better not be all the money but he had his money with

some private secure firm over there somewhere and now 12 million dollars just

miraculously got missing

um so they're doing a thorough investigation to try and get to the bottom of it nobody has any answers [ __ ]

the bottom am I getting my Spanky back

that's messed up mm-hmm I thought it was in Jamaica oh man yeah you'd be so happy when you

Google something no no I didn't Google it I know I know yeah you know it's you know our country is Big a lot of scam

you know look a lot of scamming in Jamaica so you know they probably trying to equate it with

that huge huge game into Jamaica I mean Jamaicans are calling the states

taking people four people money and then calling them again and tricking the same people like they really doing it dirty

but I don't think you'll get that back you gotta chalk that up homie he said that was his life savings his retirement

you need to run again um you need to run again you need my man also uh the other day uh

hundreds and thousands of people woke up and their money was missing out of their Bank of America account ish

uh the phone was overloaded you couldn't get through technical difficulties so glad I never

bank with them hey fan never been with Bank of America FDIC in short regardless but no no no no

no hold on no no no no no no no the FDIC because this is the kicker they

they said they're going to return the money but if you if your account was overdrawn

then whatever that amount was you [ __ ] and we not returning it because of the

insurance that you speak of insurance will cover whatever was taken it will not cover the

overdraft fees or any of that whatever you're doing a good car after that apparently that's where they say they're

kicking [ __ ] in the ass you out your [ __ ] mind so like if you had 20 grand in the bank and somebody stole your 20

grand and now you bounced your rent check your car note your this [ __ ] at you all the 35 fees they saying they're

not giving back yeah yeah and [ __ ] all that FDIC

said they'll return the money that ain't that'll help me today no that's the problem [ __ ] like [ __ ] Can't float

like I wake up and all your account is empty [ __ ] be living day to day what yeah [ __ ] Ain't thinking about yo

it'll come back next week well that's today's problem tomorrow's problem is I

don't think that this is the last of this it's not I don't know all these techy [ __ ] because they're saying that the banks lost a lot in the crypto in

the crypto crash so what they're saying they as in some uncredited source that I haven't proved

about it yeah yeah and ice and Ice yeah yeah I know who that is they're saying

the crypto crash [ __ ] up the banks and the banks have to get their money back so they're getting it from y'all kick it

back in blood baby it's crazy they're not gonna take the L bruh and if that is true then

more Banks to come yeah yeah fam the more techy [ __ ] gets the more um

control you're losing yep you get what I'm saying because it's always some hacker [ __ ] it's always some

programming [ __ ] that's super duper duper nice that poses a security risk explain it to me what do you mean

you serious I've been trying not to laugh when you do that yo I just that's like throwing a

nice pitch to itch over the place man that should scare fam just yesterday

T-Mobile says a hacker access personal data of 37 million customers

oops access that's good for your office still being with T-Mobile

access well T-Mobile Sprint now right Sprint's teamwork yeah yeah yeah all your [ __ ]

all y'all [ __ ] trash at least a t will tell me I have unlimited data when I don't [Laughter]

know whatever look they got him we got him I'm telling

you guys want it we got um

they had to pay up over it they know what they was doing over there I knew it too attitude you're [ __ ] right ATT got

sued over there for throttling now [ __ ] stop playing with us yo make this [ __ ]

loading man slow come on so what happens is they'll tell you have unlimited data but what will happen is if you're one of

the higher end data users so you're using over whatever their cap like a lot 50 then what they'll do is they'll slow

down you still yeah they'll slow you down to allow everybody else to use it yeah

that's all all of them do that like Instagram telling me I got 1.7 million followers

at the gram yo the Illuminati Kid Cudi in there okay that was actually Kid Cudi number six

because he said he died five times and the Illuminati keeps bringing him back and this was the sixth one and then he

died in the movie and then at the end they brought him back again he was like all right number seven yeah call Lupa

yeah yeah he'd be on that other Ayahuasca [ __ ] no no he really died in

the movie like died oh more reason

yo and why did they bring back Night Court they did yes same theme song see

look at that though y'all the big tall bald [ __ ] is gone yeah

they don't have no bull Night Court used to be the [ __ ] yes back in the day night court was the [ __ ] I'm about to ask Head

of the Class you might not know remember TV used to go off yes

I was telling that to somebody the other day what you mean like your TV used to go off yeah you wake up like four in the

morning yeah yeah okay the colorful shoes that's a

little bit TV turned off

[Laughter] no yo you watched it or didn't come out

yet my Court's out Night Court I'm not watching no damn Nightcore bro it might be dope I'm not watching your [ __ ]

night court are you shooting me or or none of them redo remix only the Bel Air

one I'm gonna do and listen let me just give y'all let me just give you a sneak preview

I finished episode nine of echo three oh I gotta get in so far so good

I started episode 10 which is the season finale and they better start making it right

that's all I'm gonna say I'm through two seasons of survey that [ __ ] is incredible all right that's my two now yeah cause

I'm caught up on everything on servant serve it I'm caught up whatever echo three it's like uh it's like a Black Hawk Down

type [ __ ] right yeah yo and I know you said you don't really [ __ ] with the London yo slow horses bro

what's the Apple TV uh I bet that's with um homeboy Gary Oldman yeah yeah oh my

God oh everything Paul Newman ever did I

don't know nothing about slow horses

oh

so yo tell us about cow baskets man oh she's they she well it's come out that

her husband is alive in Costa Rica the one the one that the one that she allegedly wanted to the Tigers now there

is a ripple in this story she's the one saying that he was found alive

she got a letter from Homeland Security in 2001 or some [ __ ] saying that he's

alive and everyone in the government agencies are saying we cannot say if that's true or

not no one else has seen him yeah or heard from him so everyone was celebrating ah you got to put some

respect on her you got to take back all that [ __ ] you said about her but you really I don't know if we do you really don't because it's only just her that's

saying that he's alive in Costa Rica and I'm not trying to identify the person that she's killed my money's just on the

fact that she's killed someone she's fed someone to those Tigers before I believe that yeah if I had a bunch of tigers

back there that needed to eat maybe I'd have a passing thought about

one of you [ __ ] one of these podcasters easy easy

they lucky I ain't got no tiger they lucky French got them all if I got one I'd come right there a

little Studio y'all being easy get them Flip Flip stop oh yeah he mad

at me oh [ __ ] this weekend he called me Queens Judas

damn yeah he said damn he said I cut Jesus slippers

I'm trying to fulfill my duties you does your last thing no my

um [Music] all right so look off camera before we

started we was having a little talk about cruises and everybody had some apprehension to cruises so I was I

wanted to bring that conversation the crew yeah y'all wasn't [ __ ] well you don't get on a cruise yeah

the Titanic you're watching it that's what it [ __ ] you up maybe that might have been it now that you mentioned it yeah that's all I needed to see you that

dude right now yo man but you watch like Final Destination right yeah and you jump on the plane right yeah of course

all right I just wanted to know okay whatever you go with I'm going with you I'm not getting on the boat okay

I've also gotten off of a plane because I had that same Final Destination

my final destination that [ __ ] like you know what now this ain't it yeah there's something feels funny about this one

what about cruises that you guys don't like guys yeah I really landed they

landed I watched final destination at the gate while the flight was born oh you're sicker somebody should have

knocked your head off they got some hold like with the Cruisers they got dinners on it I saw some the nycles no no I'm

not talking about I'm not talking I'm talking about it carnivals you're in the ocean oh you're so cute

yeah

[ __ ] they told me tell you stop watch your mouth yeah they told me to tell you watching my mother Jamaican community

you know the other thing about Final Destination the plain one to me was not the scariest one the car with the car

with the car with the thing that got stuck in the break with the wood the wood in front of you

that was the scariest one thing you know what I won't get behind one of them trucks though never for real you know

what happened you know what happens or the ones with the cars in the back I like how that looks you know what happened to me so nerd me what kind of

truck you'll get behind [Laughter]

no I had the DVD when that [ __ ] came out and it was also a little bonus feature no I said when it came out and they had

the making of that scene and it was like yo if those were to ever fall they would never bounce it would just roll off they

had to computerize it so I was like oh I ain't scared no more it's true I don't believe that yeah well they showed it

like they showed them they can't show me what if they're wrong

was that uh [Laughter] yo why Why you wanna get on the cruise

just cuz this is a discus yeah I don't want to be in a boat for a week that sounds crazy all right so here's my

thing about a crew you had to get back to get my wife friend money

can't be a second unless it's the third yeah

they learned us quick they learned me [ __ ] I'm still one war all right

listen

ing to say that I'll give wait what's today

I'll give any four y'all what you'd single right yeah I'll give the three of

y'all a bonus if right now on the air y'all can call your partner and pull that off say I

need half any of it just lay up how much are we talking

let's get into it what do you want I'll wait I'll give you what I owe you immeasurable yo what what you mean yeah

how do you think he was in my life immeasurable what's that

if I call my girl right now and say I want half of the rent any of the rent and they got to be half and then what

and then you win you owe me 500. I want to Stack yo you'll be yo you yeah that's

it I need my Spanky I'm gonna pay you when I'mma cash up you right now get it

done dog come here no no no ain't no taxi at work you can't

text her did you see that work I'll show you what the text gonna say your answer no it can't be a Texas

phone I'm calling you from the air oh okay okay cool that's safe all right

yeah don't say on air because then that might be the theatrics of it just say I'm calling you she's not a Potter when

she answers you can tell yo you want it yeah yeah but don't give her the heads up we can flip look at these [ __ ] no I'm

ready it's easy right what I want to hear easy money this is great to me that you're so damn

tough that's a lot of texting they just say answer the phone oh you know you gotta

press extra buttons on the Android oh yeah no you know what [ __ ] that I'm gonna do it too oh [ __ ]

what the [ __ ] we talking about it's me hello

unavailable are you definitely not getting that right

are you crazy she thinks you can cheat on party that's the JD cheat that's true

unavailable hi

why the [ __ ] you was unavailable for wait yeah it was that unavailable but

that's not important listen we're live on air right now but I just got a

[ __ ] horrible horrible horrible call got myself in a jam and a little bind I

need you to pay a couple dollars to my rent next month [Laughter]

you didn't even call me realistically if I'm dead ass right now okay I'm for real

I'm in a bind are you gonna pay some of my rent if you ever needed money I would give with you we don't have to even go

there I'm not a broke [ __ ] I got you don't worry about it so you're going to pay some of my rent next month yeah

yeah and I'm not forcing you to say that and we have not had this conversation practice right no no I'm that [ __ ] all

right get off bye all right all right I'm that [ __ ] fat my phone yo don't knock that coffee

with me please

[Laughter] try to use old school tricks to attack

me [ __ ]

like yeah yeah hold on yo tell me what you want me to

ask directly so y'all can skew the conversation because I want my stats you just heard me do it

you need something toward the ring come on all right let's go the jbp

well turn it up that Android

hey question for you we're live on air first off but

um finances have come in a little low so for the next couple months we need you

to pay half of the mortgage that's not a problem okay cool thank you

have a good day linky

[Music]

yeah hi linky how you doing good we on hey can you hear me I can't

hear you gave me yep yo listen

mad as hell this [ __ ] cool don't play with my wife oh

yo linky look I'm having some issues I ain't get you know the money not coming in next month I got suspended again I'm

gonna need you to help me pay the car note and a couple of things

wait why you why what happened idea

you gave me yo I just said I got suspended again I need you to help me pay a couple of things

okay thank you that's it that's it

what you mean I lost [ __ ] watch your mouth my wife talking [ __ ] watch your mouth with my wife talking [ __ ] yeah

don't talk with my wife talking none of y'all [ __ ]

all right thank you foreign this one this might be one of the best

segments

[Laughter] [Music]

damn [ __ ] oh damn my money please I don't live

with my girl but can I call any should I call her yeah [ __ ] it nah that's what's funny I don't live with mine she still

gonna pay my rent Parks gave me the confidence you know

what I mean I'm just here to help them yeah he empowered me now she think I'ma forget too

if you ever needed what this was [ __ ]

she'll hold me down though

yeah I thought that was your girl hey babe what's up

all right look I'm calling on the air so be cool but what don't I'm crazy um

we got a little [ __ ] up and money gonna be a little tight next month

and put the phone closer to the mic okay like what you mean it's it's just

gonna be a little tight so I'm just gonna need if you could I need you to help me out

um with some of these bills I got next month just next month okay

you guys next month yeah yeah maybe the next few months all right all right

that's it thank you okay all right

[Applause]

[Laughter]

oh [ __ ]

I need my money bro I don't know if any of this should even

count what seriously because you all prefaced it with so I'm calling you and

you're on the show well that's polite well no yeah you can't just tell somebody I know that hold on that's

right now but then you're just like okay yeah I don't know you might be right yeah natural natural hair male is a

different breed you okay

that's hate if you want to be that was 82 mil worth of hate right there

everybody said it though she got bad text messages you can't say that if you wanna if you if you would be you can't

hate see I can play like that

okay can we get on some water please all right come on move him right now oh yeah that was a fun little segment oh

you brought his uh we got another fun segment that we didn't do what we probably do on patreon Ice brought his uh the cramp machine yeah yeah it's here

he bought the cramps I got it charging and everything to see if we could take the cramps that she won't control it

that's how it was potentially you know it's just jokes what you know you're my [ __ ]

yeah start my [ __ ] all right it's a cramp man I've had it goes up to 10. whatever it go to start it down 20 right

where we put it right here right here okay

all right so nobody wants to um we were supposed to ISO so Melissa

could talk about the Tony Dungy topic right yep no I'm gonna get up and walk away but

Melissa ran away from that yes she did wait how did I do that because because

that was your time to introduce and it was Tony Dungy talking about yeah

yeah all right so tell us what happened okay okay so we can't well no no no no no no

all of us all of us have tarnished our art and reputations and images

or we're too scared to to even Broach this yeah so it's one of the reasons why

the amazing Melissa Ford is here okay Tony Dungy let's let's get to it he he put out a tweet recently okay

yeah get your [ __ ] off yeah

okay wait I might ice I might need you to forward me the Tweet I'll find it I

don't know where it's on his Twitter stuff so forgive us

got my 82 million Florida techs over there huh she could get him back though

let me see I'll look because I don't I don't know what this tweet is in reference to but I'll just look on his timeline and see if I can find anything

for you all right I found it here and um so what happened the original tweet said

Minnesota House member advocates for Bill requiring menstrual products in boys school bathrooms and then the quote

says not all students who administrate a female Tony dungy's tweet said that's nothing some school districts are putting litter

boxes in the school bathroom for the students who identify as cats very important to address every student's

needs Tony was on one and now we go to Mel okay because

because y'all [ __ ] did not want to touch this I wonder why why do you want to read it

I think I wanted to use the the snitch voice you should know about that voice

[Laughter] I'm around me you can hear it again

all right man let's do it uh okay so I found what I found about this is really

interesting was they had to fact check this no a Michigan public school did not provide litter boxes for students

identifying as cats I mean it's just ridiculous that they even had to say that but I mean you know the whole furry

culture what the furry culture there is a furry culture it's a furry culture of what

does that even mean it's a kink that people dress up in the furries and they I wouldn't be surprised if somebody's trying to throw a litter box somewhere

seen that I wouldn't be surprised you was doing anything on that show

except God damn she was going crazy on that show

uh yeah no Tony Dungy yeah he's he's got some interesting views uh he's he's very

um conservative so I don't know he got a lot of backlash for this tweet um and then we had a whole conversation

here wait I have to start looking up what words mean what what does conservative mean conservative

means like um right wing no that's not what it's not what conservative means that's why it means you don't you don't

really go far off the beaten path that's what conservable mind is yeah you're really not open-minded

it's not conservative to say put cat litter in the boy's bathroom no because no but it's conservative to say that you

not open-minded to other Lifestyles so he's being sarcastic thank you

hella sarcastic in this tweet but the but they're they're really taking what he said seriously it seems like every

article I'm like he's they're talking about cattle I was like why is this even he's being sarcastic he's being hella

sarcastic and he's making a comparison between you know lgbtq rights just going

too far you know that's basically he's saying he's comparing it to like okay well older people grew up in the fire on

Brimstone churches and all of that [ __ ] and that is their stance on some of these issues well y'all are doing like a

get us cancel two on two I don't know

yeah I mean lgbtq rights I don't say y'all too get over it holy [ __ ] y'all

I'm not saying that this is a little jokey joke about y'all and cat litter no he's he deleted the tweet and he should

have because and we repeated it it's in the news it's we have to say it

it's in the news on our next break we'll tell you what

Andrew Tate thinks about all of this

ain't no music drop oh all right sorry all right Mel come on

what do you think um well we were having a whole conversation about what is permissible

to say about what is you know about transgender and whatnot you guys won't touch it with a 10-foot pole y'all was

having that conversation

with any pole and see what Melissa did there

hey let me be the first one to tell you I'm getting in double Dutch I'm getting in this one and getting out I be mad

when home Boys in there handing me all the Listerine and the lotion and the soap and the dinner floss there and they

can move man just touch my dick like why are you all near just like I know how to

wash my hands Duke [ __ ] they'd be a little invasive social

on my hands I ain't nobody I could pump the soap I

look him in the eyes y'all I ain't nobody like you ain't got to go crazy like this let me put the slope on me dog I get mad at the manicures but she want

to take a break after whatever part that is once you put the lotion on you now you want to massage your hand for 10 minutes yo dog I know the pollution on

get off me now yeah yeah yeah yeah you lost me she don't need to do that I got somewhere you turn in a 15 minute thing

into a 30 minute thing because you sitting here rubbing on my hands I have to work I need a hand massage you got it

wait are we talking about manicures now what's happening no we want anything to not finish our our cat litter topic that

none of us aren't going to touch yeah no it was insensitive it was insensitive yeah it was it was insensitive um the

comparison he was trying to make you know but it was sarcastic that was just the thing you know and we were talking

about just what transgendered me and what you can actually say and what is not considered transphobic

so basically there was a whole conversation that was happening off there that can't happen right now I guess because everybody's scared I'm

scared of Duffy Staying Alive

you ever be forced to use the kitty urinal in the public bathroom

I'm asking a question just stay in your boots [Laughter]

you know your dick touch the little thing of a jiggy yo that [ __ ] is right there that's just eye level with your

dick that's normal for you I'm so sick of him

I'm Gonna Keep It Real you got your little haircut

it's something you use them sit back and slow down okay slow down I was trying to emulate you

you can't emulate me you've had your [ __ ] Walk This Way you want last week I threw that [ __ ] away

I hope you need to throw that away also while we're here I want to shout out to selei board yeah that's all our man's

but I never seen somebody ask for a shoe size so fast [ __ ] ask for M4 shoe size oh [ __ ] no I

never seen a cast member get yeah that's served so quickly but two episodes here

he comes took me months to get a crop must be nice must be nice I said I'm forward

right there and then the funny [ __ ] so yeah so he asked me for a shoe size of for like a few weeks like but I ain't

beating again because I'm not hitting mail about that

like we I mean but so the other day I finally hit her because he hit me was like yo you hating now I was like no

you're right so I hit now and I said yeah what's your shoe size and as soon as I hit send that's it

that read wrong yeah totally I read wrong yeah yes the lady said

um watches the show he's a fan he want to

send you some shoes yeah respectfully yeah listen I'm out of that game I'm out of that game buddy yes

I was you was oh see I tried to come from a man no no before when I back to

our Parks argument like you try to do things from the kindness of your heart and you don't think about other things

I bought Karen civil office with me to BowTech a few times and what the f oh wait

oh you went on the network but boy let me tell you caused a lot of problems with the

network really [ __ ] what how would somebody know that what

I just need you to who had the problem my thing is how would somebody know that

you did that I would just like to say that I would not have to take it together it's not a secret

we in Bottega together yo if me and Yo Joe Budden is the best boss in the world bought me such and such and such oh I

see how that could be problematic you know what I'm saying I say I can prepare let me tell you something I wouldn't have a problem that was my thing like I

I could see I would be problematic dog Karen was doing giving me trailers

for her podcast starring Dionne Warwick and Gladys Knight and Smokey Robinson all these types of people that should

never be in the trailer yes come on over here and get a bag get some roller skates I need to know about taking a

roll take some skates hey Karen is great yeah that's the part

and that don't say that anybody else angry but but then when you give one person something and you're saying all

y'all great but you show a specific favor to one person then the other people can feel slightly that's a

leadership thing it's like um then what is the point of gaslighting if you can't Gaslight right there what are you

talking about I don't even understand that [ __ ] I'm gaslighting out of that one I feel away take me somewhere [ __ ]

I want something but me and you let's come on let's let's apply idea we went we went to catch State the other day we

came back in here you had a whole bunch of stories they kept saying Yeah we ain't get an invite come on so what is

it like what no no he said Bottega and cash tickets two different things man that's different anyway yeah no I'm

totally different but I'm telling him to have the same be the same guy on the other side of things if you know that

you would be sensitive to if I bought it some shades and handed it to them you wouldn't feel it I'm just talking [ __ ]

to you because you're mad at me so I'm trying to find an angle

and Men necessarily carry ourselves

about that I'm joking I don't know anyways to get all the favoritism but

you the only one got the events I need to get in advance

of [ __ ] see that's how the jokes

right now you understand what he's saying right I understand what he said okay

okay so where were we so the rats are aging

oh wait before we leave way before we leave before we leave this before we leave it's very important very important

announcement Paul George want all y'all to snitch on some little white kid some little white kid hit his car he put

a picture up in a little white kid can't be no older than 16-17 unless you're taking some hormone [ __ ] and look older

that's a young white boy that Paul George want us to snitch on that's it that's my take

find them yourself [ __ ] hey that's dangerous too man what so to

put this picture up and stuff like that right very dangerous I'm surprised that he did that yeah wow that's dangerous you can't just be putting can't do that

again crazy as hell no I'm not like that not like that let a little black do that hit car and see if that [ __ ] face

wouldn't have been plastered on every news media Outlet it's my point his face wouldn't have been pleased to that little [ __ ] home

bro

[Applause]

oh you rear ended me you hit me guess what right three houses from my house

come with me Joshua come here I have a police station in my house we're going

to report this matter no we're going to deal with this privately no no no no no stop

why we got

it y'all take all the fun out of everything

we don't take the fun out of it bring back the old the old days no no no no no

let's not all right part of the show part of the

show part of the show Desmond I won't say his last name but Desmond Desmond what's that Desmond is here with

a serious serious question well I'm in a silly silly mood bad time for me to read

this but [ __ ] it we'll give it a shot try to help our guy out Desmond says

wwjd what would Joe do oh [ __ ] it's directed to me now you're not getting

any help hello jbp if I can get a little hey Dad

if I could get a little advice I would greatly appreciate it follow me follow

me if you can as there's much to uncover I am married but legally separated

I don't even know what I mean already lost me Mary but okay I got it man we believely separated

we have two children and still share the same resonance one of our children who was not yet 18 has been a handful to say

the least oh no I know what you're trying to say Buddy for about three years now he hasn't even really lived in

our uh lived at home and has overdosed several times [Music] one of those times his mother was the

one to find him just in time to save his life that and everything else took its toll

on his mother and with additional choices she made thereafter her mental health was affected and she was in need

of treatment she is now currently out of state receiving treatment leaving just myself

and my daughter at home while receiving treatment she's not working leaving me to bring in the only

income however she's developed a bit of a spending issue and just in the last three weeks has almost depleted the

family savings account after the savings is wiped out my concern is credit cards some of which

being joint cards we cannot afford to create any more debt what on Earth do I

do next to prevent a possibly crippling situation in the upcoming months

wwjd

he's [ __ ] she got you buddy no she don't

no she don't crazy as hell so ww ID

which I cut her cards off that seems like a logical solution yeah

that don't seem like there's a salute the solution is she seeking the treatment for mental health disorders

then how does she have access to credit cards no he's saying that she spent mad

bread in the last couple months and now his worry is she's going to start going to the cards she depleted they save him

cut them up no she has her own I would call a credit card company and cut them cards off

I'm too much of a mental health person to talk on this podcast sometimes because how I hear things is different

he said all that [ __ ] about a mental health and then got to some credit cards

expecting his mental health [ __ ] man these words thank you your wife and

son is Twisted [ __ ] [ __ ] them credit cards he still got a daughter in a house and all of that [ __ ] that he still has to

maintain along with the mental health [ __ ] you still gotta I mean no no disrespect to the mental health piece

but life still has to resume for him and his other kid so he's still got to maintain the financial Order of Things

see you're right about that and for me that's the default that's like the line

as the man you got to go celebrate if you got to celebrate you got to get it going but

y'all live together at some point this person who's mental health you're worried about is going to come back to the house true you've seen the effect

that they can have on your family because of what you said is going on with your son I would just think that the finance part is the least of it but

I can't say that yeah are you going to help her get treatment if you don't have any breath you don't know how you're gonna help her get

treatment if she don't have nowhere to come back so you lost that's just gonna make her mental health even worse what about your children it's gonna spiral

even more if you don't have no like yo finances play such a big part in life

period like in marriages and all that [ __ ] we could be madly in love and somebody lose their job or we have a kid

and now the kid puts the strain on a relationship you get them saying now you're arguing more than normal now you

irritable and all of that [ __ ] if y'all already have these issues in a good Financial space imagine how bad those

issues good get when you're all in a bad financial space and and here's what I heard you know they're legally separated

so obviously there's some turmoilers some issues there so I feel that he may have got a divorce or no no no

he didn't get a divorce I know I feel like he may have got but for some reason he chose to stay around let me finish my

day so he chose to stay around and I guess the children or whatever it is has

him invested oh because you can still Level whatever but it comes with a lot yeah I agree it's a lot I never even

thought about you yeah an assumption can definitely be made that there was already financial hardship for the

simple fact that they're legally separated but still residing together that could be looked at as an indicator

what could speak to Flip's point of the dude is already sacrificing to be there exactly you don't understand and then

the fact that the fact that what he says that one of their sons um has you know

um drug drug abuse problems that is financially taxing on the family as well

so I it is easy to assume that they're already kind of like in a tight Place

financially and this will only make it worse so he has no choice but to be pragmatic you know as well as empathetic

but you have to be pragmatic in this particular can I ask another question um so the the wife she has the breakdown

because of the Sun what do you feel like the husband is going through you know what I mean

he's probably having his own you know issues with like you know anxiety and

whatnot we talk about this often men can't do that don't matter we don't have that privilege and we don't have that

luxury you don't have that privilege of that luxury to fall apart because if he would have left the house completely

mushy we could fall apart they'll put them kids somewhere yeah no but I'm saying like as a man you don't really

have that privilege you got to suppress that [ __ ] eat it up

yeah you got to surprise that [ __ ] he still got to pay bills he's still got to keep a roof over his daughter's head and all that other [ __ ] so chopping up those

cards would be like this to me

and get out can't kick her out it's the house that they own together and you can't kick her

out when she already gone through it mentally because the shopping may be her way to cope that might be some mechanism

that she's using to feel better you know what I'm saying but now you can't feel better at the expense at the rest of the

time so now so now your point-ish to your point if the shopping is her coping mechanism and you take that away by

cutting the cars what happens now she gotta find a different group you're a parent so you can't put your kid

um the detriment of your kid for your shopping habit enough I agree and me as the parents not

just a kid for her too like no yeah but as a co-parent too like I'm not gonna let you [ __ ] up our daughter's situation

so that you can feel better like we can't do that it's a tough he's in a tough situation

yes it does but so my advice would be because yeah you got to cut the credit cards off before she gets thousand

percent agreed I agree thousand percent for her for her benefit too you know it's not just the kids they're just him

it's everyone's benefit like sure like I'll be sneaking them close back to Nordstrom's on Allah

it's a shower right on this is a little too tight we don't need this no more crazy yeah you need to find him a sugar

mama quick they got a website for that and there's that that's what he needs you clearly

need some help with the builds if you're a [ __ ] that's able

yo wait what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I'm joking I mean I don't know if I'm

joking at this point I don't know I thought too much

um let's see I hope we were able to help Desmond yeah also before we get into

these sleepers about these eggs right like I feel so stupid for not seeing the

writing on the wall last year when they did all that we ran out of chickens damn that's a good point I feel like a

[ __ ] fool for not seeing where the jokes was with hey y'all we ran out of

chicken we came in here with all the jokes in the world should have been buying something chicken stock it was

chicken wings yeah they could start selling uh

words

[ __ ] you just slander Kobe beef and and what's the other chick expensive [ __ ]

but thighs is where you enjoy wait uh ISO on ish can you tell us your thoughts on Kobe beef and wagon what happened I

just think they overrated I just think that the few times that you know I don't really eat beef but the few times that

I've tried it it's just overrated to me I just think [ __ ] be putting too much oomph on [ __ ] that costs a lot [ __ ]

just rock with it because it costs a lot like oh yeah that [ __ ] is amazing that [ __ ] is regular Dougie

for for context how do you prefer your steak cooked well

okay yeah there you go well what I prefer my steak cooked well what do you mean well well done me too oh well done

I like that way well done so the guy that don't eat no beef at all right and

what are you doing well done he wants it well done it's like the girl with no kids trying to tell [ __ ] how to be a

mom that's what this is he had me try wagon for the first time

I like it either you told him to send that [ __ ] back to you small I know mac and cheese

tell me why because you ordered french fries from a steakhouse

I still don't get paid that's like a class we assume to be a little more classy

than you but that's that right there is that speaks to my point

because it don't matter what your class level or presumed class level is if some [ __ ] tastes good it tastes good talk

about it you could go down the bottom in the dirtiest spots as we all know be having banging ass food talk about it

taste wise okay but I'm not eating no well done steak on this top

you're wrong I'm not being condescending where'd you get your wagon from the last one was at guest house because there's

levels to where I go too it was I guess like you might have just gotten wagooted wasn't good from somewhere but

as you elevate in steak restaurants it is

if y'all say so but part of this like what part like wait like I was in there it's like drinking wine it's like drinking wine some people like the

[ __ ] cheap [ __ ] that tastes sweet as hell but like good wine is good wine you'll get a good wine glass sometimes

and be like this tastes like regular wine to me yeah what part of the body is disgusting and they that's good wine to

them like yeah and I feel you pause but give me the cheese man that should be based let me get a box frenzy gross

is that it's just how they do it over there it's the holidays how they feed

the cow and all that how they raise them yeah like they got a pig that's a thousand dollars for the for the the pit

the hand I got it it's a black pig like it's a pig that's in Spain the ham

literally just the ham costs a stack I saw that based on how they feed the pig and all that [ __ ] too

big rock I expect fat [ __ ] to know a little bit about food but I mean I guess that's an assumption

that's a stereotype yeah sorry I need a stereotype you are you done bro are you done

and now you want to say you didn't like the way I Google your little dumbass been back to catch steak every time every french fries you've been to catch

steak about five times look

so you wanna it wasn't a little bit gone now stop playing me from the people

yeah one [ __ ] is like that that's [ __ ]

that's the room with that hidden fans don't be good but it is good why is that the rumor oh

I don't know you tell me I can't because I'm getting not because of me my man took care of me [ __ ] no if I tell you

I'm gonna get mad before I'm gonna get mad I was getting ready to say that Roma is where was the advance you gave him

what do you mean when was the advance that's the rumor the rumor is I don't pay nobody yeah no I got I got an advance he paid me you said the rumor

was his advances aren't good I didn't hit it I bought him here that that's what I'm saying he I don't know I didn't hear that my man took care of me that's

what I thought I was doing I thought I was doing the right defending my man he took care of me nobody said nothing I asked my man in the middle of argument

he took care of me he came in cleared

uh the bank be nosy because you know they go look at your account

Joe Button Network they'd be like that good you know Joe you know you gotta be like nah I gotta do what

pretty [ __ ] off no yeah them yeah who

them them I don't speak cold [ __ ] who for the boys I am playing a record my man mad at me

still from Cali that [ __ ] said I've never known what what happened

you got an event in the cops like it's just a [ __ ]

see that [ __ ] I've never heard a [ __ ] I started to try to yell but that [ __ ] was so real

he got an advance in a college I get cleared and it's the [ __ ] you're walking

around [Music]

Lord I heard the [ __ ] footsteps this is the best I can do

that [ __ ] said you got your contract and your [ __ ] cleared the things I get

you dirty [ __ ]

that's what my wife was on the phone that's what she said oh what happened cause she was dead

again that's what she said I'll tell you that one but like it makes

sense what he said yeah oh I'm like [ __ ] like you gotta put me on this [ __ ] my [ __ ]

no such a [ __ ] fan all right really good part this this

week man oh there we go come on

you want to do a little something you look today

listen okay if one of y'all do it with her I might could get her to do it all right come on

you look young this is perfect for you right now you look like a old [ __ ] trying to look

young but [ __ ] yeah

the kids don't even wear that [ __ ] no more

funny he looked like he looked like about to do Europe drill

I gotta go there man too at the time this song came out guess who

was the spokeswoman for Apple Bottom Jeans well you just blew a bunch you blew a

bunch of bags yo listen man keep us in your prayers

Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you would do farewell adios cerebri hasta la vista arvoir so

long goodbye if I said some [ __ ] in this podcast that you're gonna take great offense to or we'll get any of us

canceled remember it was all in fun yeah read the description just a little jokey joke I mean nobody

really got a little love

[Applause] [Music] let me stop the music he still was

wondering I thought you said you didn't even go low [ __ ] was on his mind from hour one oh my God

you about to dance you good I was getting yo why are y'all dying for her to do a dance she's not next on the

dance list I did one now one of y'all should do one

I'll do another one too

okay all right let me start the music you got it right oh man you don't get it

now no hey I do remember

I keep us in your prayers blah blah blah the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel in a closed-minded

women want you to teach them things grab your Tylenol you might need it

Eugene the boots with the face

[Applause]

[Laughter] yo y'all hold it down out there

we're gonna be here all weekend consoling Melissa trying to make her

feel a little better group outings and [ __ ] let me guess this song was about you flip you gotta get off male dick

yes

all right quick you don't think you clip riding like for sex episodes in the road too

but you won't do a dance with her you won't do some content work you do content with other people though oh [ __ ]

let me see another one of them oh God I ain't gonna lie to you let me see that [ __ ] again

all right we going man y'all hold a damn peace blessings health wealth Prosperity

everybody have a good safe clean weekend head on a swivel please go Giants and go

Cowboys too go Cowboys get the [ __ ] off

boys

[Laughter] anything anything anytime it looks like

you're doing some producing right yeah yeah they'll just step right all over that you good you won't say anything any

more Last Words new [ __ ] on the show what's up new [ __ ] you got last words you want to end the Joe Budden podcast

Queen flip Queen flip please

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