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uh what episode is this 596 welcome to

episode 596 of the Joe Budden podcast

I'm your humble gracious grateful and

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all right good man how's everybody doing

what's up what's up with y'all I missed

y'all a little bit man good to see y'all

glad to be I miss y'all when the pot go

good

he just cursed me out y'all said that I

ever since I got my advance I haven't

been calling him make it about you yeah

it's about us thinking about you right

now

that's true you got your little advance

dinner stopped the hookah date stopped

man the progress phone calls all that

telling me how much you appreciate me

all that warmth you was giving me

that [ __ ] is out the window you took

that money went right to Broadway right

you went right to Broadway to see some

plays

yeah you I'm asking you come on we got a

show to do yeah

yeah yeah

fly niggasm yeah yeah I made a lot of

stuff and stuff like that and you went

shopping too of course

autograph yeah them autographs right

there oh man

good it's almost like we ain't got no

tax problems

all right wow new off-whites all right

IRS

what money is ice parks Mel what's up

what's chilling man chilling I seen

what's up with males

on Instagram this morning she make my

little staff uh a checkup on staff she's

a little different now

what there it is you're on Instagram

promoting yeah I'd be promoting they put

all that [ __ ] on Reddit so I see it all

if I miss it over there if Reddit got it

right away too they quick no no yeah and

as soon as I was thinking yo I ain't

gonna lie that's when I read the caption

it was like right I was just thinking

that

oh yeah

let's get right to it yeah yeah right 90

seconds on you Joe yeah 90 seconds okay

I want to start with

I was wrong really make it bad because

the YouTube episodes don't hit till way

after the game is over so they could

really see your bad take but I want to

start with I was wrong that's one two

uh

uh my most sincere and humble apologies

to

the Philadelphia Eagles

uh Eagles period uh the FedEx Eagle

uh desert eagle the rock group The

Eagles I want to apologize to Abbott

Elementary Gilly the kid

cheesesteaks the root State Property

Meet The Roots Chris and Neef

freeway PD Dr J uh yeah yeah Dr J yeah

uh you gotta gotta apologize to AI yeah

Pittsburgh I'm sorry to y'all too y'all

close enough

yeah I listen I watched that game

uh we didn't belong on the field with

the Eagles last Saturday I tried I tried

to gas myself up listen and I'm happy

about that I'm happy about that right

before the game they asked all the uh

analysts to pick who they thought was

going to win every one of them said the

Eagles and Michael Strahan win last and

I was home saying I dare you [ __ ] I

dare you and that's how I want people to

feel watching the pond if I'm a Giants

fan I'm not coming on here and picking

against the Giants even if I don't think

the Giants gonna win I tried to gas

myself it didn't work we didn't belong

in the field with them dudes yeah they

were they were bigger stronger faster

better and more Superior at every

position

they even got a few dudes during the

game they was talking about people that

they traded for during the game that I

like forgot about it's like oh they got

such and such from the Saints how'd they

let him go I was like yeah

oh and then they got him Dominican Sue

from I forgot about that too yeah then

they showed some big ass offensive line

dude that was supposed to be hurt he was

out there looking like the biggest guy

in the field Lee Johnson yeah then

homeboy threw our guy on the ground with

one arm that was disrespectful so I mean

listen the Giants y'all played y'all had

a hell of a season I'm not never here to

uh talk down on y'all y'all weren't

supposed to be there y'all made it we

shouldn't have been in the playoffs we

shouldn't have won that many games this

was a figured out year to see what

saquan and Danny could do y'all figured

it out y'all have some decisions to make

moving forward but I'm super happy with

our coaching staff I'm happy with the

season that they gave us it's over now

and I'm not mad at that because only the

teams that are supposed to be there

should be there now I want to see a good

Super Bowl I want to see a good uh

Championship around the first time in a

long time that it's been teams that's

supposed to be there I feel like there's

usually one team that's like they get in

there hold on we're not you you missed a

person in the apology though you gotta

look right into that camera and

apologize to Jalen hurt specifically

because you can't you you they're gonna

hurt that boy and you you play it all

yeah

I was halfway right

that was hurts

I think I think somebody would be hurt

Joel it hurts it was Joe that was hurt

okay I had all the hurts got it it was

me that little [ __ ] was out there

getting them running around yeah

you're doing what he wanted out there oh

man what a guy what a cute what a QB qb1

it's qv1 right there yeah and I don't

know who I'm picking in that Eagles

Niners game but the Eagles sure look

like they are ready for the Super Bowl

built for the Super Bowl and just ready

to go they're not there to play around

that's what I got for y'all man ish now

we will talk come on over our Cowboy

representative uh ish

90 seconds take it away

I see you every week it's just the

Cowboys being the Cowboys

um we played a really really really good

Sam Fran team but we play really good

you know what I'm saying we it's nothing

really for us to hold our heads over

where with regards to how we played

because the [ __ ] are good

they're very good they're really good we

stuck in it

um

couple

small defining plays

but once pilot got hurt I kind of knew

it was a wrap because that was our only

explosive person so now they don't

really have to respect the backfield

Zeke is slow as molasses that's frozen

and you're playing Center on that last

playlist yeah I know what would y'all

thinking I rewinded the TV that play was

so funny I hit Moana no when they called

the time I came back with the play again

I said oh wait so y'all serious the

funny part is when the defensive lineman

just ran them over like yeah

but a couple plays that played with

Kittle was really uh when he stopped

bobbling the ball

you were supposed to watch the game with

us Trayvon Diggs against me because I

ain't want to feel here to um

like I'll be mad and then the night

before he was supposed to come watch the

game he was like I'll be there tomorrow

you just didn't coming on nah what

happened was uh Vern hit me and said he

was on the way I ain't feel like hearing

the cowboy slander if we started losing

losing miles was actually pretty calm I

know I believe you I got to watch it it

was it couldn't get Rob because we made

it a game but I didn't want to hear the

cowboy slander if we didn't make it

again if I was there for the [ __ ] it

could have got right but we old now it

ain't

I like a couple of players on the

Cowboys yeah you find yourself rooting

for him but no shout out to us um got

some decisions to make Dak played his

inconsistency can't continue we can't he

not really making us win games you see

how Jalen hurting Dandy dimes it's a

shame comparing Danny dimes to deck but

well no actually he makes Colin coward

do the same thing bro he makes plays

Danny dimes makes plays he extends the

drives third down he'll run that don't

get no yards with his legs never he

didn't on Saturday but you know what I'm

saying so that [ __ ] is annoying but

shout out to the Cowboys and what they

accomplished I mean no I don't think you

should get to take the same position as

me

you can't you can't really you can't

argue when you're the last five years in

the league somebody help me out come on

please no you can't well the Giant's way

overachief way more than the Cowboys did

for sure so

the Cowboys went where they were

responsible basically they were they

were they finished in the same we went

with last year right and they lost to

that number one seed by one score number

two seasons but yeah no number one in

the NFC

one score

okay

it was a good game it was good very bad

at putting the sauce on something man

nah I'm saying don't come in here after

you after we didn't win I'ma sauce it up

Wayne went all right all right all right

so all right so I'll sauce it up for you

then the analyst dude said that them two

interceptions the deck through all the

49ers was right there waiting for it it

was chilling his eyesight and his vision

play horrible I would have a question

about that one Dan orolowski or olinsky

I like him when he does his quarterback

breakdown [ __ ] he was like he was

focusing on Dax hips and the Hops and he

said on the fourth hop he's still trying

to make a read and in quarterback land

that's on page one of you got to get the

ball out of there that the pocket is

closing gonna kill you you should be

trying to scramble right now his the IQ

stuff that they were saying about that

is what would happen the pilot injury

even though you still got to make a

decision on him also uh the cap with

Zeke and Dak no money owed to you [ __ ]

moving forward and handle y'all I would

have some questions Jerry Jones coming

to the field to talk to Mayor Meyer

before the before the uh before the game

started he's on the field after the game

no enough for juice because you couldn't

find no stores after the game the

Cowboys tweeted from the cowboy account

that was crazy and put it all on Deck

super unprofessional in my opinion I

didn't know that oh no you got to pull

up that tweet go find a tweet it's bad

yeah it says for the second year in a

row the Cowboys lose in a narrow

whatever oh because something about that

throwing a narrow window through it

again we had a chance to win until he

did that yeah you do not do that as an

organization yeah that's correct

especially as somebody that we all

thought had a chance at the Super Bowl

you can't do that

yeah it was crazy

you lie no no I'm dead ass that happened

they might have deleted it by now

because they did there was oh as of this

morning that tweet was still there which

was even more telling yeah is that they

didn't delete it I think Jerry Jones

wrote that himself

if anybody else wrote that it would have

been down Dak Prescott gave away the

ball twice in the narrow loss of the

49ers in a matchup the Cowboys had a

chance to win if they didn't again

generate self-inflicted wounds that's

not a tweet you could send out that's

crazy from your account that's

disgusting that's crazy he almost do a

third in the fourth look right at the

tight end and just let the ball go and

they jumped around like he don't look

off him dude he don't do a lot of [ __ ]

that is just quarterback 101. later

we'll come back to sports cause y'all

putting a lot of sauce on uh Joe burrow

and deservedly so though uh we'll talk

about it soon but they're putting a

little too much sauce I'm with you on

that let's see so you do agree with me a

little bit all right we'll talk about it

soon anyways qb2 though right now he's

okay

and you can make the argument to see why

they would make the argument we'll see

we'll see we'll see you next week you're

not qb1

I I don't think he is either but I can

see why you might say that okay I can't

but it's okay he's already eclipsed me

as a better JB so

so I mean I was home without a shot and

then Justin Bieber sold his catalog for

200 million I'm like damn I'm slipping

in the ranks

I'm like the fifth best JB God damn it

JB Smoove is on all the commercials oh

yeah yeah it's over for me I'm trash

it's fine it's fine though it's fine uh

what's important did y'all see um Drake

finally did the Apollo shows that he's

been teasing for a minute yes yep

so

um he had two back-to-back shows an

Apollo I see what he did there back to

back sorry Meek

you still got something come on man

um

setlist was

amazing I mean phenomenal like fun

nominal took you through the entire

career oh yeah that setlist was top top

I saw songs on there that I've never

seen him do but he I didn't even think

he would ever perform some of these

records very very customized set for

Apollo really okay how long was the show

look long to me hour and a half yeah

you had about 40 songs right it was like

43 records yeah Dipset came out night

one and night two uh Uzi came out night

two 21 people came 21 21.

what song did he perform that you were

surprised he performed

um let me find a setlist because it was

a bunch of them Over My Dead Body he

started with that which is starting with

uh why were you surprised by that to

start your show with that the shots

fired I don't know no no no no no not

even on some shots no it's just not one

not one of these the big slaps Mega yes

it's a very fan favorite intro it's not

anything that charted made some noise

yeah he got other joints to play but he

started with this very mellow intro that

I've never seen him do which is one of

my favorite intros from him by the way

so let me find a setlist though so you

so you really understand he said cam

really gave him his old pink fur perfect

he got to be Canadian got to be Canadian

right

at some point the Canadian is going to

jump out of him he's a fan he had to

announce that he's a fan of everybody

that's the part I'm sick of too oh man I

can't wait I can't wait to talk to him

to see who he's not a fan that's my one

that's my only question who you're not a

fan of yeah

you just said today by now well he let

you know when he's not a fan too though

no yeah he will like who

at the time when he's not a fan of you

you'll know

he bring you right to the center of the

stage he's good at that yo he's that

guy's a Showman to put put all the light

on you and say yo there is no me without

you even if it's true it's corny and

Canadian

Mel answer to it I swear to God I'm yeah

you guys got about two more minutes of

this Canadians

I swear I will all right fine we're

sorry

it bugged me I'd even seen him have a

set like they built a set shout out

there's only Apollos a little kendricky

the box I'm saying Apollo though oh yeah

you don't expect nobody did an Impala

before

with the big L mural on the side come on

dog that was fire I didn't see that part

this is knowing what you are in pain how

much the proper way yeah

and no now for nothing a lot of artists

don't be taking Apollo series even Joe

was like yo the Apollo is this big for

him to really put that much thought into

that it's it's fine I wonder if they did

a um oh I wonder if they did a a video I

don't know if they're gonna make content

out of it you know outside of the social

media possible well I want to get to

that but let me read this setlist uh one

Over My Dead Body Wu-Tang forever trust

issues Marvin room say something feel no

ways practice jaded jungle karaoke Best

I Ever Had over headlines uh hell yeah

[ __ ] right uh Started From The Bottom

I'm On One No New Friends energy know

yourself non-stop God's plan laugh now

cry later Hold On We're Going Home

controlling one dance and my feelings

passion fruit passion fruit uh I love

passion fruit what is this way too sexy

um wait for you massive Calling My Name

sticky I don't really mean a Dipset

Anthem we fly high Rich Flex privilege

rapper spin about you Jimmy Cook's knife

talk Legend This nigga's the one yo

that's dope I like how he weaved in uh

he would do a bunch of like lower ones

or you know

smash yeah

sleeper sleeper sleeper smash grade a

performer that's dope

um had the Degrassi Jersey on when he

came like this is just showing you like

everything attention

oh yeah it's possible well he he

announced uh he announced there that he

said he might get bored and make another

album this year oh well now I don't know

if you meant him or him in 21 again

and either way people would be excited

about it they did confirm that this I

believe it's either this spring or this

summer they're looking at the stadium

tour him in 21. wow I could see him drop

it again though I don't know the

arrangement of this is new situation but

I bet it behooves him to just just keep

dropping you know I'll be paying

attention to whose name is listed on

certain things so

I don't know if there would be content

made with this because this was

OVO sound as well which is the station

over at Shade 45 they don't have any

video

you know it's it's yet oh or there we go

that would be a way to introduce it this

seems like a lot to not have something

come out from it maybe it won't but well

you know who did take video the police

the police

the cops were taking video and there was

a lot of noise about why the cops were

outside filming the let out they said as

people were walking outside the cops was

literally just video recording yes

everybody that came outside that's crazy

stand right there like this that's odd

see that made me wonder who who's

throwing that show and in conjunction

with who I know it was a serious

[ __ ] whatever that OVO sound she is I

didn't want to call g-spin and ask him

but

ah yeah see and and what I didn't like

was their explanation

NYPD said yeah we were filming this but

this is uh it was for a social media

post

showing uh her social media account

though the cops my thing is you can't it

don't matter it's a lot I mean they're

lying anyway yeah that's a lie yeah

that's a lie if I'm sitting here filming

you something for a piece of content

that I'm putting out

how did you sign something am I tripping

but do you want to remember okay but do

I remember something about

some rumor about Drake having something

to do with Young Thug's trial and him

supposed to testify and something like

that I know what you think they were

talking about the uh XXX trial where the

defendant who was involved was just

trying to get all of the people together

that XXX may have had an issue with at

one point and say we're calling them at

the stand I was on that list Drake was

on that list so this wouldn't have this

wouldn't have any kind of correlation no

no no no okay all right NYPD knew some

[ __ ] was going to step out that's all

it was because Drake was there and they

want to catch him we got him we got him

we got you there we got you that's what

it was doing that little face

recognition stuff that they they they

know what they're doing that's all it

was that's it right there it's the whole

floor he stood right there with the

little thing like the warrants

and waiting for it to pop up yeah

everybody yeah we know what they're

doing I've been at a party I can't say

who's but um

it was in New York and this is might

have been oh seven it was an album

release party and

when we walked out

it was like yo you see them over there

it was across the street from the club

up on the second level in windows with

the big boom cameras it was like those

are the Fates and they knew who was

going to be at this party and was taking

pictures there's a lot of white people

there yeah I ain't seen that many white

people in 125th Street since the day

before that party

I would have to imagine every day no

they had the road see that's the part

that I failed to think of when I was

like Drake's performing at Apollo was

like that's trick so Drake is bigger

than wherever he's going they had that

whole block sectioned with the rose

everybody lined up police out there like

that a lot of the uh attendance was

industry people a lot of celebrities a

lot of people yeah a lot of media

it was hot it's straight it was it was

it was hot over there did they even sell

tickets for this oh I don't know but

yeah they didn't Celtics yeah this was

this was this is an industry party yeah

it's an industry thing I knew that from

the reaction uh Dipset got but what does

this do for the Apollo moving forward

though because that was just a great set

of put it together Drake put on I'm not

saying that you know the Apollo was

going down and it's still going down you

said what it's still going down

the policy no hold on don't don't hate

it's gonna go up a little bit in value

we know it's gonna go up

all right buddy somebody's gonna out try

to outdo them maybe they can't but it's

over he said I told nobody nobody that's

the highest you go it's over brother

nobody's gonna try to outdoor him there

I know you're trying to do your Devil's

Advocates over the Apollo's over why are

you wait what you mean you think the

Apollo's gonna close

I think the Apollo

an effort to stay open and remain

profitable has been offering very

favorable deals to the acts and

performers that come through there I

know that because we were supposed to

tour there and I was like hey do you

want to do the Apollo where you can make

all this money same with King's theater

and Brooklyn okay that real real real

real big one 5 000 cap whatever it is

and they was giving you they was paying

you to come there basically take the

door you want some of the bar take the

bar too oh well whatever you want free

but it's the Apollo I didn't want it

popcorn coming on 25th street at five

o'clock on a Saturday

yeah Drake could get that off I'm not

contacting the NYPD and everybody else

no sorry it's like you want to do the

Apollo or the beacon I was like

tough decision the beacon

you can put me at the Beacon but shout

out to the Apollo listen we're a long

way from Guy Ritchie own an apartment

and he's he's home though he's home I

know he's home shout out to God you

think I don't know they're gonna put him

back

now that'll be a move this guy Richie

that'll be a move yeah yeah

anyway man shout out to Drake shout out

to OVO shout out to g-span shout out to

everybody that was over there

and like like you said I hope there is

something to come because if I would

have known this thing this was gonna be

like that I would have been there

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he sounds totally different with

headphones on how have you guys been I

know hey watch it watch it no watch it

Eddie

you're just very funny

you could have been there

we were starting your uh your

credentials no no it's good he could

have been in there no he could have uh

but you know he's being Joe that's all

you know I'm laughing I wouldn't have

went to that of course yeah corny but if

I'd have known this set was happening I

might have tried to tried to find a way

that's it that said is amazing yeah

especially when the Giants wouldn't do

their bulls you know like

I definitely went and seen the Drake

show could have been at the Drake show

goddammit shout out to everybody over

there but what is that uh what else what

else what else is important or

unimportant on another note uh the Super

Bowl of movies the Oscars the

nominations

exactly okay so we're gonna you know

just talk about everybody black first of

all because that's what's important uh

Viola Davis was snubbed uh for the woman

King she didn't get a Best Actress

nomination which she should have because

they let Anna De armas for blonde

Marilyn Monroe story and why I don't

know anyways but Angela I know right

it's awful anyways but Angela Bassett

was nominated for best supporters

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and she better win this year because she

was robbed 29 years ago for What's Love

Got to Do With It oh yeah everybody is

gonna lose there you remember 29 years

ago right

that's what I just said she killed us no

but how about this I know who beat her

that's how crazy I know movies and stuff

like that Holly Hunter and the piano

shut up yeah from the from the piano

who did that guy Richie

oh

okay yeah anyways so yeah that's what's

that's what's happening in Oscar

nominations there's a whole bunch of

other stuff but I mean like this

I wish we were cultured enough to help

every year they got that one movie

that's like every award show there's

that one album that one movie it's the

one movie that's sweet yeah right so who

who's the the movie or who's the actress

or actor so the movie so the movie that

is sweeping the nominations is called

everywhere um everywhere everything all

at once I heard that was good actually

it was great yeah yeah it's uh it

deserves all the accolades that it's

getting

um Michelle Yao is is nominated for best

actress she's probably

you are being so sarcastic right now

listen I said this is my [ __ ] okay that

movie was good she's probably she's

probably she's favored to win

um interesting snubs Tom Cruise I swear

he can't get an Oscar to save his life

but he would he should have been

nominated for top gun Maverick did you

guys see that we did yes I did no I

still didn't know you haven't seen that

I saw the first one in 81. I can't

learn this goes really really good it

was like really really good

um

planes and [ __ ] you know I saw the whole

season of White Lotus on an airplane

because I was in the air for like six

and a half hours well he actually

watched the movies alone not the seasons

but sometimes sometimes I go out on a

date and I see my wings sometimes I'm by

myself okay

um uh what else uh Avatar was nominated

for best picture but James Cameron did

not get Best Director there was no women

in the best director's um category which

is uh some [ __ ] as well yeah exactly

Oscars they go back and forth from being

Oscar so white and lacking diversity and

stuff like that it's all seeming to be

like super performative and symbolic

Elvis was nominated Elvis was nominated

um

she's happy about it I like that movie I

like that it's like the two yeah we all

liked it the thing listen

[ __ ] what you think about Elvis the

movie was excellent and [ __ ] what you

think about Elvis when you go see Elvis

I just want to be good here get up it's

a little complicated Elvis was a [ __ ]

culture vulture you know oh Lord let's

give Carl Malone a movie

but the actor Austin Butler he is

favored to win best actor because he was

phenomenal is she related to Jared

Butler he is not okay he is not related

to Jared Butler

um yeah time to shut up Mr and Potter

Joe Budden yeah that's what you're doing

now you're supposed to shut up man stop

doing it stop let her get that [ __ ] off

I appreciate you thank you very much hey

um Ryan is nominated hello for best song

ASAP yeah yeah there we go

so we're good we're gonna see uh Rihanna

and ASAP at the Oscars this year yeah

good I'm looking forward to that

so yeah that's that's pretty much um

yeah what is that movie that everything

every what is that what is it everything

everywhere all at once basically it's

this woman

um she's just kind of meets herself in

other dimensions yeah

yeah so what's up with Coachella

it's not super sci-fi like it's just no

okay not really it's not not way out

there like that no it's basically all

your different like this woman living

different different versions of her life

in different dimensions so she gets to

see what she would have been in

different dimensions and her husband and

I think her daughter show up in every

single life just as something different

okay really pretty yeah profound you

know I'm gonna go watch it yes if I can

make another suggestion this is not a

nominated movie but you guys just have

to see it and especially if you love

Idris Elba watch it it's called 3000

years of longing okay

yes any movies coming out this summer

you think we should look out for or next

year

[Laughter]

thank you

all right I see something that says

Planned Parenthood treats the meat yes I

also saw something about that floating

around online it was a spoof commercial

treats to let people know that men

it's like a Barbie Planned Parenthood

Arby's

so what's up with you man I've never

even been an artist me neither but you

know Arby's got the we got the meat

commercials

to be looking at knee surgery right I've

always found it really interesting that

they got Bing Rhames to be the

spokesperson for armies and he says at

the end of it in the most masculine way

we've got the meat

no no one else wondered

it's Arby's not armies you okay

anyways whatever okay plant treats the

meat most people have this assumption

that Planned Parenthood is just where

everybody goes to get an abortion

because they don't know how to use birth

control properly but 30 of their

clientele are men and they go there for

the treatment of like STDs or regular

checkups or vasectomies yeah you snip

that Planned Parenthood you can get

snipped at Planned Parenthood I wouldn't

I wouldn't I'm sorry

when I was into that

you guys are so shady Planned Parenthood

I get so upset whenever I see that

people are like boycotting it or you

know protesting and stuff like that a

lot of people need Planned Parenthood

people who are Indigent homeless

low-income you know

trans they need services that are

provided by Planned Parenthood because

they can't go anywhere else

so that's on the game that's true yeah

I think that they need to lead with the

treat the meat campaign actually I think

that would vary I think that would do

very well as a matter of fact I would

like to produce that for them I don't

know how far you'll go on marketing I

don't know how far you'll go on

marketing treat the meat why not giving

ribs there we go

your anger issue your anger with men

issues off on us during that whole

menstrual test

listen one to five in like two seconds

because it wouldn't stop it because

that's what real life is like for us

that's number one number two I was

totally not mad at you guys I just had

to represent for all us females why you

ain't put it on and give us the mic

because I went through I don't know 30

something years of that

um how about that yeah how about them

apples

huh I do but the cramps whoa that's

invasive man what's wrong with too man

you okay man I got you don't do that I

don't know how she worded it I wasn't

trying to be funny no no my my cramps

have like you know they kind of subsided

get in the mail I got you she don't [ __ ]

with you

I'll notice that she'll [ __ ] with none

of us after the party I realized she go

home getting her little yoga bag

mind her business do her she follow you

back yet no she ain't following me back

I didn't follow up yeah

oh y'all having to stand off oh

uh Beyonce performed in Dubai

oh look at that money 25 million dollars

24 million dollars something like that

money born in Dubai for the opening of

one of those huge glitzy ritzy uh hotels

I don't remember Resorts 24 million

dollars for performance

nice she performed all day

probably not 30 minutes no she didn't 24

mil you'd have been out there like a a

job pack of lunch and everything not if

you Beyonce yeah you're already mad at

that

listen now listen listen

Drake just performed at the Apollo

nobody really knows why nobody knows who

paid him how he got paid call it pocket

watching but I do think it's important

Beyonce performed for 24 million dollars

in Dubai

cardi when they tried to call it go get

it cardi B for performing that's

something that looked like a small

intimate backyard party she quickly

corrected fans and was like uh this is a

wedding party they paid me these hedge

fund people paid me a million dollars

for 10 minutes like there's really

nothing y'all could say to me my point

is damn we saw what happened with Taylor

Swift my point is performances live

performances they're about to be valued

differently they're changing that [ __ ]

right before our eyes that's going to be

the stunt that's the stunt yeah that's

going to be a luxury ticket a premium

purchase item you heard what Corey said

when he tried to go out and get tickets

to watch the fight in DC with those drug

dealer friends they sold him some fake

tickets sent him right to the door with

some fake tickets

trying to buy off the scalper yeah they

got his ass I got him I'm just saying

live shows

live streaming live shows streaming

period I think they readjusting certain

things in front of our face right now

it's just something to look out for

you might not be wrong yeah you when the

last time y'all seen the lower tier ax

tour consistently on the festivals

outside I'm just saying that that's what

they've been that's what they've kind of

been reduced to not reduced I don't want

to sound the wrong way but y'all gotta

hit this it is reduced because it's not

yours it's a hard ticket but it's a

hundred thousand people there for the

festival it's not you yeah

that would be worrisome to me moving

forward

I mean it's hard to

being the last year and a half two years

we kind of got [ __ ] up by the uh

pandemic oh pandemic my ass it's much

deeper than the pandemic but it should

be sonically just the Sonic sounds that

are in I ain't indicative of hey go

perform at a live show

and I would think the pandemic would do

just the opposite anyway I think the

pandemic will open the door for all of

the acts to be outside not just the

majors but I'm saying it feels like we

haven't seen smaller acts touring

because smaller Acts were not in a place

to tour because it was a pain in the ass

to do anything because it had to do uh I

don't think there's anywhere today for

the smaller Acts 2 tour I mean that's

the conversation too a lot of places are

shutting down or shut down because of

the pandemic the big places are run by

Live News Live Nation owners venues now

yeah they own everything I think like

smaller Acts or older acts they kind of

take their like they go across the pond

like they go to Europe they go to Asia

that's where they get that's where

they're getting some of their money

suspects you know from touring maybe

under desperation of necessity

my market is there yeah I can get paid

there okay

yeah but y'all not even the first over

there right like Corey just said that uh

India beat out China uh for population

now right right I remember five six

years ago the company is telling me hey

we're going out we our focus is not

America

our focus is Africa India

just other places yeah India is a lot of

people's primary focus

just something to keep an eye out on

that that's right it's definitely

interesting

um especially with especially with

some more [ __ ] that I don't really know

about the Taylor Swift Ticketmaster

debacle that I think is big big business

being done on that side oh yeah no

question that's huge business because

that's all the same it's the same but it

ain't big business for

respectfully to Joey badasses and uh

Benny The Butchers

it's reserved big business big business

for the for the upper like bundles

remember bundles yeah everybody

everybody couldn't sell a bundle but I

will say that I've had trouble getting

tickets uh the same way for smaller axes

I have for Matrix with the same [ __ ]

that's happening with like I tried to

get tickets for Bad Bunny right everyone

I've talked about that here big problem

try to get tickets for jid and I forgot

who was told someone else I want to see

it was the same [ __ ] you had to go to a

reseller it was marked up 3x it was the

same [ __ ] for a smaller show while we're

on shows I'm telling y'all now the

second that Usher pops up in Vegas in

March I'm going why everybody can't call

their significant other or a friend

Melissa and come out to Vegas

come out to you Corey you can go with

Melissa you can look like her security

which is in March I think he starts back

up in March fact check that for

yourselves but when Usher pops up in

Vegas and let's go pick when you pick

the date send it to the group chat

for real like oh well you don't even

follow people so I mean that is true

okay

dead ass

apparently this ain't in it either well

you know why you're not in there Mel you

can come yeah you can you can come in a

group chat man yeah you can come watch

watch now it's gonna pop up

he gonna find an iPhone now my man got

me in the group chat already no you're

not talking about that's on Instagram

you don't care so slow we talk about the

group chat you can talk about you

[ __ ] I mean you know he just made

that exactly and because they left me

out the big one so I made my own

and Robin he's the only one talking in

there

oh [ __ ] so watch your mind you're my man

watch your mouth you're my man I'm mad I

ain't seen you since you got that event

about that like don't don't switch up

it's too soon to switch up it's too soon

you got to give it at least five years

yeah five months look at these [ __ ]

playing and switching five years

if you never plan to switch up then the

time ain't really yeah I mean time not

real anyway it could be five years you

know oh God anyway all right what else

is important or unimportant let's see

here uh George Santos

dressing in Drag

it's getting his way to the top and my

favorite part of it all he explained it

yeah where's my wire thing no can

somebody tell me who that is Jordan

Santos yeah New York congressman

oh okay that's been under Fire for the

last couple months because you keep keep

getting caught in lives and [ __ ] yeah he

lied about everything all types of [ __ ]

also he's a politician yeah exactly yeah

but he loves his way to the top no but

he's he's lied about a lot he lied about

his education he's lied about you know

certain accolades he's a lot about a lot

of stuff he will yeah

well and apparently it's pretty hard on

that community

the LGBT community with his with his

beliefs but they have him really in drag

okay

head to toe in Drag

somewhere shaking a Tail Feather

so they caught him at the airport asked

him about it and I saved it just for you

yes

at a festival

hey hey

he was he was not dressed in drag in

Brazil he was young having fun at a

festival while being dressed in drag in

Brazil they said he was doing it for

years doing that for years could have

been pretty bad it don't matter yeah

yeah that's

that's why they changed the bathrooms

and [ __ ] right oh he's I lost my don't

bring that up please

also while while we're on this Aretha

Franklin allegedly is turning in her

grave because the lgbtq plus Community

allegedly yes we don't know this big

allegedly we haven't talked to the

president who's the president of that

yo I'm asking no man

allegedly they're mad at her hits her

hit song in 1969 whatever year 68 68 uh

you make me feel like a natural woman

they say it's divisive come on man you

know and they said there's no such thing

as a natural woman

so what is it dividing no we're not

doing that yeah we're not doing it yeah

I'm with you Martin Luther King died

that year all right we just leave that

year alone let that year be what it is

you make me feel like a natural I can

see where they had a problem

sing the song word on this it's not

serious yes

it wasn't serious it's not a real

official group it's like a spoof wait

did the BBL girls have a problem with it

too oh easy yo easy

where's the sound effects with the

gunshots I see exactly what y'all doing

today yeah I mean I just wondered

you've been on a different place nah you

know ever since they took the parks Camp

he just been on some other [ __ ] yeah you

don't got no cam no more ever since his

wife been giving him rent

I'm ready

he gonna lie I don't even want him to

hear me

you ready for it this is my only logical

explanation

Park's wife don't know how much money

you make

she does actually

all right

you want cold

I don't care what he says I don't care I

knew he was gonna say that

yeah

buddy they've been together their whole

life 10 years or some [ __ ]

of course they had an arrangement parts

of course that of course they had

Arrangement when they first got together

we staying over here we making ends meet

or whatever and if we got that

Arrangement guess what and don't spend

no money yeah he ain't coming in with no

Outlet

same car he ain't fooling me with this

[ __ ] I'm every man [ __ ] he on he

ain't tricking me one bit natural man

yeah I'm a natural man come on man

you're on my side on your side yeah I'm

on your side all right yeah

I know you said it Parks drops two

albums a year

I know she don't know what he meant

your cash app number

think about it

just think about it uh with the 600

limit

S

no before it gets taxed taxable income

yeah

you got him buddy

come on y'all

you crazy

and I knew my girl got me too this box

got a lot of people in trouble

you talking about yo you gonna pay the

rent you know what you've been in for

four years you deserve it yo I'm doing

all right yo I got you now

do that when I said that you're looking

for a place

[Laughter]

she asked me that why is she looking for

a place guess what happened as soon as I

said that that's your place oh man

marble kitchen

slow down would you need a marble

kitchen for I mean let's take this thing

let's think this through how would you

set your cookies

yeah we're gonna stop doing that old

significant other segment of the podcast

it's over for that one nah yo speaking

of

significant others so what you did yo no

um I want to get your thoughts on this

uh there's a rapper his name is Batman

Kevin

all right so ice rappers y'all I love

ice I love ice rappers

all right give it to him he said

Band-Aid Kevin

so apparently he has his

girlfriend or fiance under a contract

and the contract is yo if we split up

and then you go on a pop because you've

been associated with me

I want 50 did he pop yet

I'm I don't know I didn't know

disrespecting he might be popping I

don't know online he's okay shout out to

him yeah

I'm not familiar with his music but

again it might be a uh come up that's my

point I don't know who are people

somehow we're here talking about it for

him

I said that in o5

the [ __ ] we talking about [ __ ] y'all 17

years limited carry the two yeah you

should have had a company you're all

late as hell yeah oh man I watched about

seven of them leave me and take off take

off with my name Michael's right Mike

was right about Joe's Angels more than

just your name yo sure enough

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yo friend groups really need to discuss

what the rules should be during breakups

with x's well he still managed after the

breakup

he's sitting right there

ask him

ask him just for Content I thought you

put them on that gig

anybody that I'm fly with I'm about to

hit you and then we not fly no more I

want them to fail

I don't want them to do good especially

not with assistance from any of my

people ice

this [ __ ] like it's not that I want you

to do better that's a myth

is not with me no not only do I want

them well I check every day to make sure

that they're still failing why are you

pointing at me I'm like all right he

tried to get some momentum right here

nah that ain't working [ __ ]

come on it's time to just be honest your

head lucky for me by the grace of God

they are they all fall they are every

every last one of them all of them I

checked oh I check everything they all

bad they all doing bad right now

don't never let them tell you that God

ain't real

everything

calm down that [ __ ] took the blessing

away stop they struggling trying to

front on YouTube I see it [ __ ] whoa oh

what they all on YouTube whoa everybody

easy no

so ish that's what I wanted

no I don't put it all on me y'all be

wanting to see [ __ ] do good after they

beef with y'all no no thank you

I don't know you come contrarian man oh

here come oh here come Cape Verdian come

on you got a cake

you got himself okay we got them here

comes the cake bird I really don't care

how they do though

so why would I want ice to start

managing my ex this was no but I'm

asking you so and you think he came and

talked to me about it yo that's the

opportunity here no no I thought you put

him on that job I did too we wouldn't

even know

you told me the story I didn't put him

on no job till last year with you [ __ ]

that's the only job I ever gave him

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get the [ __ ]

I didn't

it was like yeah you got some weird

Rockets

well my man just broke up with this girl

I see opportunity there [ __ ] stop

telling my business

anyway all right

so do you agree with homeboy having this

girl under the 360 Yes

conniving hussies

[ __ ] leeches

leeching dirty anyway

yeah we don't give a [ __ ] about come on

do your thing man we not even mad at

that [ __ ] out of here all right we just

got on hold for seeing the X go off and

get 82 mil she bake a name off you and

pop up and it's now Rihanna somewhere

you tight [ __ ] lie I can make another

Rihanna [ __ ] dude that's how confident

I am in myself I know look you're a

full-time Dad run around town with your

son you don't have time to make another

Rihanna are you dumb you making skits

content if he made one stop watch that

watch that skip talk watch that Skittle

day one

I ain't playing with none of these

[ __ ] hey before that Buffalo game went

off I followed Stefan Diggs on Instagram

just to make sure none of my old [ __ ]

was over there

consoling them

that [ __ ] over there

no I don't want some nobody nah don't

leave me and get with Stefan Diggs

always brother

you want a girl be sending me [ __ ] to

be dming her I checked I'll be like it's

good still he's much

it's still months all right come on what

we do what are we doing get up here not

too much of Joe look not too much on Joe

so in line with the topic Ben Simmons

was engaged I know and then the Sixers

let him go

all right

I'm here all week I got DVDs for sale to

your left as you exit some of my best

bits

him into US engaged he gave his shorties

allegedly a 800 000 wedding ring some

light

they broke up he's now had his attorney

send shorty real legal papers to get the

ring back where do we stand

I agree with him I'm run my [ __ ] I hope

she keeps it

of course you do get my ring back she

keeps it who broke up with who I don't

know I don't care no that matters

does it see me it doesn't matter I'm

gonna say it was the guy that has shown

nothing but commitment issues since

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say

it's the guy that keeps having problems

with contracts wait they say that about

me

head rings

it was right there I'm sorry I hope she

don't give it back but but not because

uh

I agree with y'all

ideology it's him

it's him oh you don't want him my

problem I don't want him to get the ring

back from her she's a sweetheart love

her this [ __ ] I don't like that he left

the Sixers and then tried to get that

money back from them that's really

what's driving my gears he left them and

tried to and sued them to try to get

some contract money back talking about

some mental health [ __ ] after dog you

know what you did stop it so for me this

is a pattern of you making a deal with

somebody and then calling some [ __ ] to

try to get some money back in finagle

normally I'm with the guy get your ring

back that's why I'm never leaving New

Jersey it's a the ring is coming back if

you're in New Jersey that ring was given

to you yeah that's a fact

I did not know this I didn't know that

either I didn't know it either until I

got it

I needed to know a breakup happened

without us getting clear how the ring

was coming back but the lawyers in New

Jersey an engagement ring is given under

the pretense that you get married if you

do not get married it's not a gift it's

not a gift and that that no that yeah I

believe that I wonder how that falls in

places

but in Ben Simmons case

I hope you don't get that ring back I do

I disagree by the way that whole it's a

gift thing it's not a gift because I'm

not even that like it's given during a

proposal I'm asking will you marry me

you're saying yes you're committing to

something right there that's what the

ring is for I'm not saying the gift but

then I just buy you a car 100 not a gift

when you break up what are you going to

do with it after or whatever I want to

do with it the first time I got a Rolex

the second time

Bust It Down exactly so I'm not letting

you keep that so now we could we can

spin it so now what happens if y'all get

married

just stay here you get married and then

y'all get a divorce it's a it's the same

pretense you want the ring back still no

no because because I'm gonna tell you

why why I don't

the ring was

for us to get married

yeah so now you're in a divorce I'm not

asking for arena yeah that's that's

totally different

I got other much bigger things that I'm

asking for back in the divorce the ring

mod that's so we could be amicable but

no I really hope I really hope I never

go through a divorce yeah

I guess you have to go through a

marriage before I'm about to say are you

planning on getting married uh you've

been divorced plant what'd you say

you've been divorced I've been divorced

from home

that's how that's how I view it like I

don't necessarily look at these

marriages the same way just in the

state's eyes fam I think if you've been

in the long-term really committed

relationship and you break up with your

chick

no that's not the same I mean stop it

you've been a divorce I think I thought

you were going somewhere else business

contract with somebody and we have to

now we're at a disagreement and we gotta

dissolve this contract that's the

divorce so you look at that more of a

divorce in a business aspect than the

emotional totally involved life

intertwined yes because that's one side

that's one-sided what is when you just

have a very good long-term relationship

with somebody what's the one side the

one side is the love and emotion no a

little bit of Economics but it's not the

same at all I guess it's a case that's

not true because when I broke up with my

ex we owned over millions of dollars

worth of properties

so I'm just saying it's it's I guess

it's a case-by-case basis because in my

opinion your lives are so intertwined

that it's harder to separate than just a

business that's in you know what I'm

saying like oh yeah but you're you're

because you're talking about a situation

where it was both business and love if

it's just strictly a loving relationship

you know we're a couple no business

aside from maybe someone cash apps do

some rent or whatever

[Laughter]

there's no

no [ __ ] yeah I think I think I think we

sleeping on

how tumultuous a divorce can be when

you're involved in that type of

relationship and marriage that you're

talking about all the people that I've

seen go go through it at the top of the

pot I was talking about that pre-summer

breakup and I was joking but I was

serious I'm seeing some relationships

go through some things where you just

know you're not going to make it to the

summer in a divorce

everybody I've seen that had to go

through a divorce that should change

their entire life mindset their thinking

their soul internally I think Aquino

came in seven here and talked to us

about it did my neighbor dude that I

bumped into on the scooter

came and told us about it I bumped in a

neighbor on the scooter he was like yo I

was married for 30 years nothing

happened everything was great but one

day my wife woke up and said I don't

want to be married and that's what I was

getting ready to say like you mentioned

for quite a few people once it gets to

the divorce part that that love all of

that feeling emotion [ __ ] kind of died

off a little bit I think that's

one-sided so it's it's now we just at

the business side what are we busting

down this contract which is that

marriage now let's bust this down so if

that's a two-sided thing where we both

are not in love anymore the business

piece is easy

I think that the business part is hard

when the emotion is still there when the

bitterness is there now we fighting over

we scratching and clawing and being

petty over assets

if the man don't love the woman the

woman don't love the man no more I think

the business

out of love for you it that could just

be two two people that had a partnership

and started a business together exactly

it ain't got nothing to do with love

sure but now we busting this down

because we we gotta uh

difference in in which is ideology I

mean you you made me who made it no I'm

not letting you get all of this I I put

more into this exactly I want this

exactly there's always going to be some

there's always going to be a

disagreement as to who nurtured the

business in its infancy you know what

role each person played and that's a

matter of like you know personal

perception that you'll constantly be a

war over

but 30 years

divorce blindsided yeah

um yeah that's my man I gotta check on

him yeah you do but yeah divorce never

sounds like I maybe hear one or two

stories out of 200 where it was smooth

or that is scary to me it is of course

the breakups how about how about you

well I've never been divorced

I've been married never married engaged

how many times

twice twice you get that [ __ ] back or

not

oh

okay Melissa

no no no no come on no no America body

okay check this out so one time I found

a ring so I knew that he was going to

propose to me see that's why I need to

mind your business no no no so guess

what I I checked out so fast I packed up

all my stuff and and left damn okay

issues here yo do you see the stuff that

women can say that we cannot

what if a dude did that he would be uh

scum on your shoes this particular this

particular this particular this

particular situation I knew what was

going to happen when I saw that ring I

knew that he was going to make a public

display out of the proposal and my

response to that because I didn't want

that I didn't want him to feel

humiliated because at that moment I knew

I will never marry him and we all

together

few years this was before the hits on

that was not

no not too much on mail yeah this is a

vulnerable moment it was not him and

then the second

um engagement I found a tape of him

having sex with another woman

why are you always looking for something

I just said that how come you just keep

seeming to find things you from the

Caribbean you know what they tell you in

the Caribbean don't look if you don't

want to see mind your business

apparently I wanted to but is that your

thing like looking for [ __ ] no I didn't

want to go looking for it

here's the thing I walked into the

closet and then when I walked in the

closet I had this overwhelming feeling

oh here we go

overwhelming feeling that you should get

dressed

I had this overwhelming feeling that

there was something that I was supposed

to find however

no no no

no no no no we got it

14 shoes

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oh thank you okay so I looked around the

closet because I didn't want to go

through everything I was like all right

all right okay let me just where would I

hide if I don't know exactly so I looked

up in the top of the closet and I saw a

box sitting by itself nothing else was

around it and I said that's it go

through me

so I did something else so I went up I

grabbed the box and I made a deal with

myself if I can guess what's in the box

without knowing I'd never seen this box

before if I can guess what's in the box

and I'm right then I proceed if I'm

wrong I put the box back

and I so you lie to yourself I did not

lie to myself if he was wrong you was

still gonna see it was going to eat away

at you to see what the hell is that

listen but that's not what happened I'm

saying that you making false promises

yeah I know so I said to myself I was

like she's in someone else's closet

talking to herself

with her the whole box didn't make a

whole lot of sense because it was a

coach shoe box it was a size nine and

his foot was like a size 12 so I was

like this is just not supposed to Magic

Johnson okay this is just a thing so I

was like I said to myself I was like

there's going to be a camcorder and

tapes in here that's what I said to

myself I open it up there's camcorder

and tapes I was like okay I need to see

what's on I need to see wow so you

wouldn't bought a VCR no it was like the

mini camcorder tapes but what's wrong

with that yeah it could have been old

everything is wrong because you because

you know your person and you know what

they're capable of and he was not an

upstanding guy and I was in love with a

dirt bag yes I was in a super toxic

relationship I did not know how to

extricate myself from yes yes were you

just looking for a way out

I was I I loved him so much but yes or

no no you didn't you because you didn't

sound like you disrespected his space

yeah just invaded his pride Invasion

didn't communicate with him you weren't

expressive you wanted a way out you

didn't allow him the space to be

vulnerable to allow him the space to

trust you and wasn't tape old was it old

thing about them well she wanted a wife

now she triggered me the audacity of

women when you take them to your house

trust them to leave them in your house

and then they go through everything in

your house and still be arrogant enough

to come to you and tell you the problem

they had

that's crazy do you know how crazy that

sounds it does yeah yeah right yes we do

that sounds insane yeah okay you you

found me out in all my bad behavior but

that's that's bad on you because you

shouldn't have looked

yes yeah no you're not supposed to mind

I'm not saying that you shouldn't have

looked y'all are women all of y'all look

I'm saying somebody is trusting you in

their home alone around their most

valued possessions their most personal

private things their medicine cabinet

their medical history their whole life

is in their house and you're going who

the [ __ ] are you to go through this [ __ ]

I'm his fiance say you gotta understand

we're in a committed relate or so I

thought

exactly so we're in this long-term

relationship he's in my house I'm in his

house we have the keys to each other's

houses

absolutely he used to think I was

screwing everybody he had a problem

that's why he did it huh oh my God

you're gonna justify I think the tape

was old yeah it could have been old

footage the tape had a date on it I knew

it yesterday

wait so you're willing to leave your

fiance because he taped himself [ __ ]

another girl

if you find the tape of your fiance

screwing somebody else in the bed that

you share with them and you are clearly

together are y'all staying well my girl

wouldn't tape that because I'm not [ __ ]

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like that's you that he felt he could

walk all over like a doormat like once

you start taping it it's a little

disrespectful I mean to answer your

question I'm not I'm not leaving my girl

or my partner or somebody I might think

I have to spend the rest of my life with

because you fell to Temptation in a

moment no I'm not doing it that's you

ought to do that no this wasn't the

marriage we were not married so I was

just like y'all were engaged to be no I

know but this is this was a snapshot

into what my life was gonna look like

and I was like if he thinks he can do

stuff like this to me I don't even want

to see what it will look like later on

in the future when I have his children I

he it just looks like you check every

other box for you absolutely the answer

is no no he did not that's why I got it

no he did not so you didn't just leave

him because he [ __ ] another girl you

left him because he [ __ ] another girl

and he didn't check enough boxes for you

to work through that no it was more like

this was super duper toxic and I knew

that this relationship might actually

kill me

guys at all right because you don't like

toxic guys at all so that would be a red

flag right alkaline water only

I've definitely dated my Sheriff I'm too

triggered to continue to

buy some one of y'all take it away I'm

disgusted wow I agree it's so stupid oh

very disappointed how are you

doing for breaking up with somebody

better

because I did break up

with them you want you went and looking

for a reason exactly you wanted to out

this this I felt something in the closet

yeah

yeah cause you can't reach it's called

wow okay we're just gonna pile right on

Melly Mel that's what we're gonna do

short jokes now okay hey that tape made

her turn turning yoga that tape made her

turn her whole life yeah she started

doing [ __ ] hot yoga sweat yoga oh

yoga Buddhism women's intuition led me

to the Box you know what I like about

women's intuition why y'all don't ever

talk about how Tom y'all how many times

y'all be wrong

um

he was intuitive and you started looking

around his house and ain't fine [ __ ]

you'd have kept looking

here's the kicker here's the kicker I

took one look at the girl I'd never seen

her before in my life and I knew exactly

who she was because women's tuition at

the time when this doll in the store

at the time when all of this was

happening you know when the tape you

know happened because it was dated there

was a girl who kept calling and he kept

lying about her oh she's just a friend

oh she's harassing me oh I can't get her

away from me and you know she's just

like a little sister

he tried all the lines that should work

if you're not with a psycho chick that

trust uh don't trust a man meanwhile

because these lines should work yeah it

did work for a year because I had no

proof the tape was my proof that he had

been lying to me the whole time

you guys are funny

that's hate man I'm cool and you owe him

an apology

how did the girl look

Dusty hey you know yeah

she was pixie

you know you're not batter but Beyonce

or significant other women have to be to

make us go [ __ ] that ugly girl wait hold

on one second here you should be oh you

want to know who he cheated on me with

oh

[Laughter]

your ex

[Applause]

actly

hey boy got sleepers wait someone's on

the tape

yo why you buy me my [ __ ]

come on your jeans ain't even made for

all that moving around

wait your ex cheated on you with my ex

y'all

siblings

and you and you hadn't you weren't with

her at the time you hadn't gotten with

her yet tell me in my ear oh damn

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

I'm Gonna Save My Life

so it's just like you're looking it's

just like well that's I know how that's

about to end

up yeah let me ask the rest of the room

just to see if we could really take this

thing out here and then we can move on

we don't need to trigger anybody

you four gentlemen okay would you all

cheat on Mel with her

absolutely wow I didn't hear what it was

in my cheating days absolutely

me too yeah

yeah

[Laughter]

I mean

oh

yeah yeah yeah

not too much old man

that's what you started

that was a psycho [ __ ] there

it's still beef

speaking of tits

all right

so

what happened right so what happened was

on uh across socials

they are talking about uh

trans titties on Instagram what that

mean

your photographs

stories yo that's funny yo you asking me

what transgender titties mean yeah

I don't know I'm gonna go out on a limb

they've basically said that you need to

listen Okay when we take a break

I'm gonna go out on a limb I don't know

but I have a feeling that it's somebody

who has not gone through the full

transition so it's a trans person that

has gotten the breasts but they still

haven't turned their P into a v gotcha

okay I'm guessing

that's why Trump was running around

let's watch Trump trump might not have

been so psycho just walk up on them

we can take a break

it's my time that's what he said to him

okay so real talk knowing that if you

knew the consequences

would you still cheat on me with her if

you knew the consequences where I would

leave and she's crazy well just so we

clear what were the consequences again

like write them out in black and white

for us I leave and she's crazy

yes if I know that she's as crazy as I

know that person to be no way in God's

green earth yeah

but if you don't know that in the

consequences this is a fantasy this is

like a Another Universe

is just leaving you

do not hurt my feelings okay yeah that

sounds a little rough I'm not trying to

hurt your feelings the craziest

I wouldn't I wouldn't do that I wouldn't

do that but this is the thing when you

are cheating you don't know what the

consequences are because it's called

cheating for a reason do you guys ever

think about the consequences of cheating

[Laughter]

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no biological urge you know

I've never even said that phrase

no hold on you know why why do men cheat

go ahead because they think they can get

away with it yeah what are they talking

about the cheating has been on you not

nobody nothing else

on you not finding out here so you said

men don't weigh the consequences of

cheating no it's just we don't think

come on guys it's sensitive for male for

the mo for the most part you guys leave

such a breadcr breadcrumb trail when

you're cheating it's amazing

dated a couple of bum ass [ __ ] no you

dated Hansel I don't know who the [ __ ]

you dated I don't know

I know what you're doing I know it's

used to leave a trail all right I lead

you right to the girl's address her

friend group her socials but in my 20s I

was a hard catcher

in my 20s it was tougher to catch me I

was good it was like oh [ __ ] I'm out the

game my memory is bad forgot the lies

it's cool it's been it's been a minute

but I was good old boy has some nice

options

oh I don't know who dude is but

the mail and that

he he went from flickety black to flicky

Black

excuse me

three piglets

do I need to flex right now no oh no yes

yes no

you ain't never getting that follow back

anyway we was outside taking pictures

and um

the pictures just went a little

differently today

everybody is not allowed to take or not

I mean I say loud because we met but

everybody's just choosing

some of us are choosing to pose

differently

in the in the pictures

like it's keep getting a bad rap like

all the fans keep saying why ish keeps

standing next to Mel during the picture

but it don't be ish but I know how that

is trying to explain that at home

so this went outside and drew a line in

the sand lets me know he might have had

a couple talks at home let me know his

girl got the patreon we got him

part of the show

she on YouTube now she's seeing the

thumbnails oh man he got bombarded with

all the questions at once

you know I think that

we see that the jbp paints the biggest

narratives because if you're innocent

guy

it's not you you know she's saying slick

[ __ ] they got all already but she

pointed at you and said are you going to

be with the one and all that crazy [ __ ]

a lot of Scorpio energy yeah and I know

how that can be divisive in a

relationship if you let it so I'm glad

that you're even denying [ __ ] she said

she knows yeah listen you know One mic

at a time that's true oh [ __ ] no she let

her nuts hang good

now she getting that [ __ ] off I ain't

gonna hold you yeah I know it's six mics

and everything but you know

out here

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