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oh yeah she had like a slot like you had

a shape up like you had like a a line

going

you got a park yeah you do got a side

part you got a side part

yeah you got a point I thought you did

it on purpose

you're busting in the head wow no

foreign

I'm not a bartender huh

that was a bar you know so ours ain't

the only one

um

yo can you not look at my computer I

learned a lot from this

I stole your patreon titles and all that

yeah

yo I hear you on your on your on your

networks tomorrow 8pm on patreon I'm

dropping that I know you gotta stop yo

you got to stop that's marketing man I

might need an advance from you I ain't

gonna lie

I might need an event your patreon is

lit

what I mean we need an advance

all right we'll talk

speak French yeah we're like we we oh

yeah turn on me I'm with you

you've been watching bowling highlights

there we go

one two one two one two that's it energy

right The Vibes is right the mood is

right wake it up out there

let me get these drops out the way real

quick

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[Applause]

you've never heard of Joe Budden All

Right microphone check one two what is

this welcome to the best part in the

whole world this is episode 598 599 599

599 of the best podcast in the world I'm

your humble gracious grateful and highly

favored host Joe Budden here with a few

of my nearest and dearest flippers here

issues here I used to see here uh Parks

is here poets here Corey's here Jr is

here Erickson is here Ian is here keeb

is here dang Tanner is here by remote

shout out to the remote gang gentlemen

how are y'all doing how are you feeling

what's the Vibes talk to me talk to me

man that intro got me feeling great word

a man is just crazy I just checked it's

damn near 20 years to the day that that

album dropped it's like three days away

from 20 years and that should still feel

like that no it feels great it's crazy

20 years bro Prime fifth was different

it's a long time I could start the Pod

with 50 every week Jay-Z every week

Drake every week like I really don't be

wanting to play these other [ __ ] I

really don't

I want to play the [ __ ] that I was

outside for and I've seen it impact

things that's what I want to start with

hopefully everybody's feeling good shout

out to the listeners out there shout out

to the Patronis uh sign up for patreon

exclusive content there you know the

Vibes shout out to the Reddit [ __ ]

salusulu salute who else shout out to

the ladies shout out to the Happy

relationships out there listening

Valentine's Day is creeping up creeping

up creeping up creeping up don't you

forget no no don't you forget now well

they just don't celebrate Valentine's

Day oh yeah sure

three times a month you're [ __ ] doof

salute this [ __ ] be lying on the spot

away anyway you know how you know it's

[ __ ] be lying see when I leave the pond

I go think about you niggas's lies you

[ __ ] yeah all you oh yeah

how big is his house

ever since he's been with us he's been

with his girl for a little while yeah

flowers died of three flowers all over

there now flowers die wouldn't stop

don't play with my man like I'll violate

you

[ __ ] you're not buying the shits that

he ain't buying them the flowers that

die idiot you're not buying a 360. he

ain't buying flowers that die stop

playing with it three times

that you buy yeah he's not buying a yeah

yeah you buy flowers that die

back yeah stop playing with my man like

you don't know he about to fly with that

dog I didn't think he I thought he

elevated get away

I thought he elevated a little bit oh no

wonder you

all right my bad never mind if they die

he got plenty of room I buy my girl

flowers them flowers all the time and

ain't no more room for flowers I can't

buy no more flowers hold up so wait it's

just it's buying flowers that die is

like some broke [ __ ] now nah he's just

did they come out with flowers that

don't die yes yeah that make your house

smell great all year round sometimes a

year and a half

well okay what's the point

so you didn't answer me you said okay

yes yes okay so I wouldn't think that my

man who's been a New Jersey real estate

Guru since I've known him would still be

buying his wife I know he loved his girl

yeah I didn't think he would still be

buying her flowers that die yeah but if

you buy one box of flowers oh wait wait

wait wait wait wait I'm sorry hold on

you bought a one box of flowers and them

[ __ ] just sit there where you can switch

them up you could get them yeah it's

just the same [ __ ] neither did I no I'm

talking about no if they die you switch

up the one box that goes no you buy

different different colors it ain't just

one type of flower that's poor you're

doing good no that [ __ ] actually that's

the lazy way that's the lazy you put

them in the freezer are you freezing

them

never mind never mind speaking of freeze

House freeze though how you doing all

right I'm great freeze good good good

are you freezing the flowers I had a

funny um interaction this morning I'm in

the elevator going down to the garage

and um this lady

older ladies starting on them

I went to my parking spot right out of

the garage when you no I don't okay

correct I don't live here

thank you but um it's an older lady on

there so she looking at me she goes

you look like and I'm thinking she's

gonna take somebody live in the building

or something she's like you look like

ice oh [ __ ] and I laughed like then she

saw my change she's like yo I listen to

you all the time I'm like I'm on the

phone with my mother I'm like my mom

starts laughing like this lady had a

cane no disrespect but I was just I

would not expect her to be listening to

us I'm like yo we be on here cursing

talking Reckless I felt bad like damn

please don't listen to me but how old

should you think

my mom's a little bit older than like

like how is your mom tell everybody so

she can get managed my mother's not

gonna get back my mom look my mom is uh

58.

when I was young as hell yeah

but yeah it just it was a late decision

in life

early decision what's he talking about

oh yeah

carry the one [ __ ]

I forgot I'm done

uh all right uh Mel is not here with us

still

because metal is moving cross-country no

metal is moving she's a little more

committed than the rest of you she's

moving that's tough none of us went to

help

she didn't ask we just looking at her

tape up boxes all types of [ __ ] we're

like hey hurry back

so did you get an autographed

no no she didn't have to take a picture

no it was just it was just a wow like I

would have never expected her

to know this podcast it just real like

even if people say like oh my kid

listening no it's not it's it's it

really was an underestimation on my end

like I did not expect that like I

thought I've had people say oh my kid

you know my son listened to you she was

like oh my God I watch y'all all the

time I watch you all the time I was just

like

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uh

loud it's the fans joined your side

you've been talking a lot a lot crazy

how you feel you feel good I feel good

slow down now but German engineering you

know sometimes you guys go overboard but

you're looking good don't overstep your

back I don't even think parks would

still be here today

I'm getting the weirdo calls and texts

and DMS already I hate them all what

happened you know the [ __ ] ones yo

you and I live out here yo you out here

for Grammys yeah I got this event

popping tonight yeah

no no I got those and I'm not even cool

with the people sending them to me

what's her name I keep telling them it's

nope you trying to make this about women

maybe that's in your life for me I've

been over 20 years in this business a

lot of relationships a lot of people

looking for me right yeah

he was right there

he's the human Uno game

anyway that's your new name Uno I just

named you

you've named everyone I did I did it's

like you like dirt with that yeah

speaking of names

today I learned about some of the names

you have tattooed on you one day we need

to do an episode about just men with

horrible tattoos but until we do this

we'll start right yeah let's start right

it's pretty good right here sure

tell our audience about some of the

tattoos you got on your body

no I have um I have Cary Grant uh and if

uh An Affair to Remember that movie

I have my man and my man I got James

Stewart here It's a Wonderful Life how

old are you I have I don't know I have I

have anime uh one piece Luffy what's the

name of the dude that used to do The

Daily Show not Noah Johnson Stewart yeah

Jon Stewart you got Jon Stewart Paul I'm

[ __ ] on my arm it was a prank that was

played and I got some other [ __ ] here

you got a prank tattoo wait we're not

just scored

it was a positive prank

and you made an acronym for them

here we go and you know what's funny I

feel like some type of psychic because

I've been new before I even seen that

the Jewish [ __ ] thank you

before I even seen that all right let me

see what it says here yo he says I'm big

can I see yo you just be raw dog in the

hoodie can I see what it says wait yo

yo can I see it I'm can I read the

acronym

he won't let me read it no give him an

advance yo stop playing remember uh

Jello audience why you have I'm a [ __ ]

this can I read it I'm making big ideas

that can help

Big Ideas that can help that's what it

means that's what I mean I'm gonna help

you how long you had that you you are

helping me I can't front on it I see

what that means I see what it means

my tattoos are better than you but at

the same time like yeah why you got all

the Alfred Hitchcock actors on your

chest so this right here this right here

is James Stewart like I said who is

James It's a Wonderful Life

It's a Wonderful Life that's the old

classic this is like the first Star Trek

yo let me just talk [ __ ] don't describe

my tattoos at the end of the day when I

was going through a lot these movies

helped me get through a hard time in my

life so that's why I tattooed them the

only tattoo I regret is James Stewart

because when I Googled it I found out

that he was racist so my daughter made a

joke when she read it and said you got

white people on your chest Carrie green

is not even good whites huh not even

good ones Carrie Grant racist too I

don't know she was from the 50s right

you can't regret fire watch him you

should have won Jon Stewart ish

yeah yeah I thought ish would have had

Jon Stewart tattooed on it get your [ __ ]

off okay

or Martha oh yeah this right here is one

piece just Anime one piece Luffy Luffy

Luffy Luffy go up higher is your tattoo

artist still alive I want to interview

his tattoo artist he moved he was just

stealing money the real [ __ ] from the

hood ran him out of there there's some

Scorch [ __ ] from Philly no you've

scorched you scored you burnt up it's

not from school but I'm gonna ask you

what's up bro we had a conversation a

little deep conversation yeah sure we

can some change ago where race came into

the picture of course and you almost

tried

yeah smell it incinerate me it's about

having incineration significant other

that wasn't my goal but yeah I did you

know yeah and you told me you can't

possibly stand for the blacks if you are

laying down with a white from a woman's

perspective that's a fan in the comments

I was speaking for the comments I am the

comment dweller okay

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please come out of there please yo give

him a couple what's up what's up what's

up I would love to finish what's up

what's up hurry up I don't rush you when

you are articulating you told me no no

no hold on hold on stop doing that there

you go again do you think you're the

smartest in the room because you know I

take time articulate don't do no slick

passive aggressive jokes or I'm on you

don't even know what he talking about

thank you you told me you can't possibly

stand for blacks if you land with whites

I want to know how the [ __ ] you standing

for blacks you got the whites tattooed

on your body the racist whites you go to

sleep with them every night Cary Grant

true shower

I know she is very good very good

that's the woman wow on his heart though

you got the white lady on your heart I'm

in my heart you got them on your heart I

do and you tried to roast me I did all

right give Fred astill next Ginger

Rogers

yeah you play Frank Sinatra every week

it's all coming full circle it is don't

get fair you were already getting joe to

school no so I'm going to cover

don't give friends there you look and

you got this little Mexican something

like a Chinese Asian Mexican

but this is an anime fortune cookie lady

on your arm everything on his arm but

somebody black

were I mean Black Creation it's fine

it's Black History Month

you don't see this round of applause oh

[ __ ] you got a pentagram yeah you don't

see the symbol on the other arm I don't

know what that means I'm done looking at

his body I don't know what it means no

you got it on your body I did

all right uh moving right along

moving right along where would you

gentlemen like to start today I don't

know anything about music that came out

so don't ask me about it it really came

up particularly

last week we didn't get into the Smokey

Robinson tracklist oh man

somebody pulled up the track list please

so we can read it to the audience

because

smokey smokey smokey yeah smokey smokey

you think Smokey's slowly pulling them

man

I'm sure

Smokey still yeah Smokey getting them

all right

album send it to me okay send it to me I

I want to read it

I didn't see it see it it's funny well

I'm explaining to you okay Smokey

Robinson has a new album out it is

called yeah it's coming out it's not a

release oh it's not out yet there's a

single out if we don't have each other

which is the probably the nice well the

most non-horny

um

all right here we go track one

gasms which is the album title got it

track two how you make me feel okay I

see where he's going track three I know

your body okay you might know a body all

right I'm just gonna get a little R

Kelly

I know your body track four I keep

calling you okay that body was good

and you're not answering the phone and

the guys

the spoon

track seven if we don't have each other

I can't roll around that's true that's

true orgasm I can't get the gas I can't

roll around next to you if we don't have

each other at all he's killing so far

Track eight

last two these are my favorites you fill

me up

Corey Rooney you fill me up Corey Rooney

we got to talk to you Valley right yo

don't do that show

ice Tebow that part

[Laughter]

what's that [ __ ] called

and last but not least track number nine

I fit in there hey

bye

[Music]

you know Smokey giving off some little

meat energy yo all that [ __ ] he talking

about or he been around the block for 50

straight 60 straight years just taking

him down oh he's definitely good why is

he so horny right now

why smoke is someone it shouldn't be

that horny right now you got some some

new new viagras out there why don't you

get the tracks

baby let's cruise Diana spun that [ __ ]

how you wrote this and let Diana spin

you like that she did it like the [ __ ]

you ain't gonna say my full Swiss

I want to hear what I fit in there

sounds like yeah why

because that's the creative album I mean

song title I fit in there I want to hear

the concept I want to hear where he's

going with that got it from the music

yeah you know you can fit in there right

a baby comes out of there so

he seemed like he was surprised oh [ __ ]

all of y'all got kids except for Parks

was it weird [ __ ] again after you

seen your kid come out of there nope nah

no

no all right anyway

did y'all wait the six to eight weeks

yes yes no

not me hey wait I knew ice would wait

six to eight weeks but you

what's wrong with you y'all [ __ ] you

waiting for he's lying you ate it too

look at me

it's a good boy I love you I want to

show you I love it

a little ketchup on the [ __ ]

on them

you know Brian may not put the record

I'll show you how your [ __ ] worked that

was the name of the song

right now Smokey Robinson is touring

Corey Rooney is I guess he's his manager

to call his first family yeah

I said that the first time one of them

[ __ ] retweeting me

oh [ __ ] one of them [ __ ] clipped the

podcast was like yeah you do need to

call us oh [ __ ] yo if I got a new family

I like better I'm not calling my first

fans baby I ain't gonna lie to you some

of these kids when they come out and get

their own personality he's like you

don't want to be around that

[ __ ] said the kid had bad vibes yeah

man get away from them bad Vibe kids

anyways what do y'all want to talk about

anything in the world the floor is ours

without Mel come on let's be [ __ ]

smell chauvinist Chinese spy balloon

let's get into it okay all right I don't

like that if Donald Trump was President

he would have went live from the lawn

and shot that little down we got him he

didn't shot that [ __ ] himself he would

have had that [ __ ] that that what's his

name son had El Chapo's son had the

aircraft he would have been live from

the lawn America we got him

Chinese spa balloon then he would have

sold that [ __ ] to Hulu and Netflix yo

look how I shot that [ __ ] out the whole

whole Senate whole house of Senate they

told me not to but I'm me I'm Trump I

did it explain to me what's going on I

have no idea there's a there's a balloon

I believe it's over Montana right now

just been flying excuse me flying across

the country and they've identified and

they said they believe it belongs to the

people Republic of China but they've

instructed the president not to order it

shot down they're talking about because

they believe the debris could hurt

civilians which tells me they think it's

something in that [ __ ] and if they shoot

it down it's gonna [ __ ] some people up

so I understand why would they want to

shoot down a balloon though balloon it's

a spy balloon from China but that's it

over us who knows that it's a spy

balloon now listen I'm getting all my

information from y'all not CNN right

well China said that it's a weather

balloon

they have you know copped out and said

it's a weather balloon but I don't

believe it

why you want to know our weather

because y'all [ __ ] the weather up over

here so we want to bring the weather

balloon back to make sure that don't

happen over here yo ice why they don't

call Batman

how do we know that this is supposed to

why do they think it's a weather balloon

fan my thing is they have enough

technology to go up there and get the

[ __ ] balloon down if they want it

down

I think they're afraid of the [ __ ]

balloon because they don't know what's

in it you don't gotta bust it even if

you bring it down they get detonate it

or some [ __ ]

look how big this balloon is Lord

let me see we got it we made this on the

suspected Chinese spy balloon over the

U.S oh and they made it look like the

Moon

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let's not make a joke for a minute all

right somebody tell me why China might

need to spy on us and we are the stupid

ones

that's to show how smart they are that

we've been they've probably been spying

on us they're spying on us through Tick

Tock that's a fact yeah which is why

they send it and they got y'all kids

signed to tick tock records dude they're

addicted the city just like Jewel uh

Senator just introduced some [ __ ]

they're trying to get Tick Tock

literally banned in the United States

because

Chinese the company that owns it have

like back door they can just re get all

your data just sign right in see

everything that's going on they they can

literally spy on all of Americans with

Tick Tock oh please they got my family

way before that with baby shark

yeah but this is that app that you

downloaded on your [ __ ] that is now

where all everybody's lives is on their

phone so if if Tick Tock got some

[ __ ] in it that gives them access to

all your information accounts your stock

account and they can sit right there and

access all your [ __ ] now with the

iPhones you got the health app you can

put all your health information in there

all this yes you're absolutely right I

think 10 to 15 years all of us will be

Usain Bolt we're gonna wake up one day

and your money will be drained from your

account you'll go we'll all go look to

fire Ian or whoever's handling things

but the money will be gone

I fired the guy that

I don't understand that one I fired the

guy that was responsible for losing my

13 million no I have an employee for

life I didn't fire anybody you're gonna

stick right beside me young man until we

get this together I'm not firing you I

sitting in too deep right I'ma fire at

him yeah you talk about getting tied up

in the basement and we gonna find out

what happened we're gonna play some pool

with that ass

that's what they did not next to me bro

all right I'm sorry

a [ __ ] with these bad tattoos shouldn't

sit next to me either but you my man

your tattoos is worse no they're not no

they're not the ones on your back on

patreon we're talking about all right

now uh the Pentagon said that the

balloon violates U.S air space and is

unacceptable so yeah this [ __ ] has flown

over like secure areas getting my heart

do something about it yeah you know that

right [ __ ] houses would have it would

have fell on the projects

four you wait till it get over I won't

say nobody City because they're gonna be

shooting at me at the DMS wait till it

get over there yo black people I'm

telling you all out there we just be

scared for nothing if we all band

together we could get our reparations I

haven't seen white people now be scared

of Party City balloons from China

uh the Insurrection they ain't do

nothing about dumb little hillbilly

[ __ ]

if we get together we could probably

make a little run for it we could have

two black history month we could take

another month

I'm with you a 31 day joint yeah yeah

you could come too but you got to get

the tattoos off you yeah get Paul

Stewart Martha Stewart John Stewart Rod

Stewart Cindy why you got Rod Stewart's

tattoo all right anyway all right so the

Chinese are spying on us that's

important all over the place and we're

allowing them

it's unacceptable it's unacceptable we

sign up and just let them do it harsh

talking to what they doing in Montana

though

you was just there tell us

I know I can't say the first thought

that came to my head

it ain't but it's not so populated

over there that might be nice

a lot of people are trying to be some

[ __ ] over there exactly that they we

know it ain't properly so we hiding this

there they say [ __ ] moving Mars or the

moon or whatever we're just gonna come

over here or set up some warehouses

all right well we'll keep an eye on this

that's what we're doing literally

they're keeping an eye on us anyways

right we're watching them watch us

that's all they doing they can watch me

I ain't doing [ __ ] I'm in the house

they ain't gonna learn no Central

Intelligence [ __ ] from my career but

they're scratching my ass my balls they

would be like look at this stupid ass

[ __ ] so so some more [ __ ] news

um this actually happened last year but

they voted to make Daylight Savings Time

permanent so Tom not gonna jump back and

forth no more as in November this year

are we lit it's just gonna stay uh

no I know I like that though I know bro

it's a [ __ ] but I like it that is

that'll that'll throw Shine off

that is some Supreme [ __ ] right

there yeah which way is it going to stay

yeah China you have our data but what

time was it

so basically when you know like um I

think it's the spring when we when we

jump ahead for the hour we're never

going to jump back I love it

this is how they get us with the

distractions hey while y'all worry about

these eggs

we got some other [ __ ] coming

yeah prices this up but we'll give you

that extra hour daylight so have a blast

your eggs hold up I sent it to y'all it

was a flyer there's a brunch party

and you know what do you eat at brunch

I'm looking girls

brunch

so I'm sorry if you if you bring a

carton of eggs

you get a free Mimosa just one

somebody that's a ripoff Jersey no [ __ ]

no no actually watch your mouth it's

actually in Brooklyn your hometown it's

not in Queens not from Queens no no your

hometown from Queens Queens Brooklyn

is in Jersey

that's some [ __ ] yo bring us a

carton of egg you know how much is it's

high yeah that's so brown eggs too why

do I judge people for going to brunch

parties and eating brunch

need something to soak up all that

liquor why are you even there in time to

get the brunch

look at him this is lonely [ __ ] you

talking about

you lonely my [ __ ] I get that

eating a brunch she said like move your

girl to Jersey so you can live happy

don't talk about my girl in a positive

way don't ever talk to him get to know

my wife no way move your wife move your

girl to Jersey so you can be happy say

it louder and buy that yeah wow all

right

he said he was on you pause from earlier

he said you the Ops [ __ ] flip

yo I'm in a real cool peaceful Vibe

can't nobody knock my vibe Can't Nobody

Hold Me Down oh no yeah you know the

word uh all right so they're spying on

us you get a mimosa with some eggs what

else what else is important here that's

about it that's about it man show up

[ __ ] in the line with eggs

[Music]

yes yeah you want to know what's funny

and y'all households do y'all go to the

supermarket I do I do I don't mean stop

y'all answer too fast on the part I

don't mean the guy version of going to

the supermarket and getting the [ __ ]

that you need to be a man in the world

I'm talking about when you go to the

supermarket and have to like stock your

own

like the real version of going yeah they

live alone outside a long time

I'll be in front of the little egg

section now for 15 minutes

um the protein

lactose it's like yo then it's the clear

thing then it's the white styrofoam do I

want did you did you convert to brown

eggs fully brown eggs white eggs white

[Laughter]

yeah it is don't call me till it's nine

o'clock mass [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here

I don't like you so much from BT uncut

you remember that song

you got BTN cutting your mental Rolodex

hi Dukes

yes [ __ ] cause while you was out here

trying to be a big gang member I was in

the house watching BET uncuts I was

never a gang member try to be effective

she was a [ __ ] I was like I ran out

whatever you want to say whatever you

call it a fakey now you were Bulls fakie

no you tried to do it too they shot him

out they shot him right now you gotta

jumped like mad Toms too chased you got

chased by Indians with him easy

we got a show yeah watch your mouth the

Indians hit me up I've never been chased

I didn't know it's one of them ended

they oh they [ __ ] with you

where they be at I'm gonna pull up yo

you really gotta chase yeah I stand and

fight I don't run nowhere did you die

they how many was there

a lot of little [ __ ]

do you ever oh

yeah

no yeah

yo come on man

yo this is Joe and Joe what's up Queen

slip does not stand by those comments

shout out to my Indian Brothers out

there

where would you be without the GBP

[Music]

did you people see you people I saw it

you not you people I don't know that I'm

gonna see it I'm I'm playing by their

definition of you people I don't know

who you people is depends on who's

talking analysis depends on who's

talking I'm gonna try to not be angry

black man I see it

is one of my Inspirations so is Jonah

Hill actually so I mean

I want to try to critique this movie and

Eddie of course well Oh Daddy for Me Oh

Daddy for me you've been already asked

for now I want to try to critique this

movie

respectfully but honestly

so if you saw it so it's only ice I'm

flipping into it all right so I'll begin

I laughed really really hard for like

the first 25 minutes of this film I

thought I was in for something I stayed

in on like a Thursday night Wednesday

night ordered it ordered and it was like

a date night for myself made it a thing

because everybody told me it was great

everybody told me it was great and I

hate when I fall victim to that I saw

one I found it that said that I only saw

one comment on it and it was not saying

that it was great I didn't hate it your

comments don't seem to ever say anything

is great you got the positive timeline

I saw it actually no no I actually read

it on uh on Reddit I look I was over

there and then the jbp read it and they

would they had a discussion about it and

it was like bro this [ __ ] is they kind

of trashed it and I was just like uh I

didn't want to read this well you people

for the people for you people out there

that have no idea what this movie is

about spoilers this is about uh Jonah

Hill is marrying

Lauren London

and their parents have to meet each

other and it's a culture shock for both

sides it's like about interracial dating

and the family uh Dynamics Dynamics yeah

yeah

Kaka

why did you think it was Kaka

I think it was juvenile I think it was

poorly written

I think the the

I think Jonah Hill is great

same I think

um the mom from Elaine Elaine is great

insane I think all of the pieces that

they had were great and so with Eddie

Murphy being

Eddie Murphy is beyond great they could

have came up with a better product it

was poorly written it was um

predictable it was too over the top as

far as the um like it was too drastic

like you could just slap sticky yeah it

was like it was it was whack to me very

slap sticky very slap sticky very um

embellished and exaggerated that [ __ ]

was trash that's kind of what I got from

that right it was charged right it was

church I didn't think it was terrible

though but it was it was both families

were obnoxious I don't want to be this

guy I swear I don't want to be this guy

but if I was white I wouldn't think it

was terrible either

yes you're right

I would actually like it a little bit

Yeah your life a little bit after I

finished laughing at the first 20 25

minutes and I really got into what the

film was about

all laughter left I don't even see how

you laugh for 25 minutes because I have

no idea what this film was about so you

start with a podcast let me also say I'm

tired of shows and movies starting with

a podcast I am maybe it's hey

only murders in the building truth be

told bro there's been a bunch there's a

bunch of them yeah Sex in the City

all podcasts unfortunately I know but

but but along with it's saying it's poor

writing I would like to know when they

started writing this film how long

before the Kyrie Holocaust Jewish

uh talk piece was this movie

because it just seemed like

seemed like that's when they started

writing the movie

then they put all of these Comedians and

celebrities in the movie which for me is

a clear sign and this is about to be

asked brings me back to who's the man or

some [ __ ]

and coming to America and anything with

just a bunch of celebrities in it

oh

huh let me come to America too right

that too what you mean Coming to America

was asked right no I'm talking about I

said who's the man I said the movie he

said America oh come in America too okay

that's what that never come into America

never coming to America you know I had

to check that yeah no but this this new

[ __ ] by the time by the time they got to

the scene and this is what really just

took it for me spoiler alert if you

haven't seen it that was it yeah that

was it and that's why I'm saying if I

was white I maybe enjoy it more because

when they start explaining the cultural

differences and they get into Black

Culture Black Culture is a lot more than

wearing the wrong color in a barber shop

uh calling next at a basketball court

you like insulting me now like I saw a

white man can't jump enough of this what

are y'all doing uh that that when they

burned the [ __ ] more than that yo every

Muslim man is not just coming in on the

real militant [ __ ] yo yeah you know

Farrakhan in the middle of the Jewish

people's house yeah you know my my idol

fabric on yeah if the [ __ ] was charged

I support Jonah Hill I feel uh I just

think it was lazy it's a cool it's a

cool concept I think you got the names

like even how they marketed the movie

like Nia Long you barely see me along if

you don't got a pause button but at the

way you Market it you think Nia Long

plays a significant role in the movie

she doesn't well if they had a movie

like that with Cindy Poitier against was

coming home for dinner party a had a

movie like that where they had to meet

the in-laws both parents but that was a

little different but yeah more serious

than this is more serious that was

written well yeah yeah okay this ain't

that well it's not like that at all this

is trash okay and again I hate to say it

was trash because you know you [ __ ] with

Eddie Murphy and and all of the cast

um in the movie but it wasn't it's not

good got you okay

I'm still gonna watch it yeah you should

check it out but that that dinner scene

where they end up burning it burning the

uh kufi the coofies off of Eddie Murphy

is it like disrespectful that's how you

feel it's borderline if you believe in

in sub context and yes God my answer is

yes got it if only if you believe in

subcontext if you've just taken this for

a comedic movie then no see and but but

I now that you said that I didn't even

look at it but I know that people got to

approve these types of movies I know

that these big companies she got to go

up a chain of command and a bunch of

eyes got to get on this so for this to

be approved like I want to see Kenya

Barris do black comedy not framed and

plated for whites

um like blackish grown-ish all of his

[ __ ] is black [ __ ] which I love because

I'm black so the first 20 minutes I'm

black I'm laughing at it until I realize

I'm laughing at something different you

almost get to feel like you said it's

not for you even if you're black like

this or even if it is for you they still

gotta make it uh for them palatable for

the wife yeah yeah yeah and and

culturally we just are a lot more than

what they choose to show that's what I

like that's hate to come in here and be

racy man over a movie like I really want

to just enjoy movies but I believe in

subcontext I do even you know what I got

mad at

this is how mad I be at subcontext

Lauren London in the beginning of this

[ __ ] is talking to her ex

her ex

is trying to get her back they must have

just broke up okay

the ex is he's reading off lines he's

getting this [ __ ] off and eventually he

hands her the phone she said let me see

your phone yes she he answered the phone

her dad is sent is feeding the ex what

to say to get the girl back right so she

sees that and she storms off

we never see him again

that bothered me what did Lauren London

that bothered me why

because it perpetuates the stereotype

that's why got it

it perpetuates The Stereotype and if I'm

wrong about that because when I thought

it I said I might be wrong about this

then she met Jonah Hill and they got

engaged in the next six months or

something yeah something stupid eight

nine months and then I said oh I wasn't

wrong

I wasn't wrong about that what's the

stereotype that that it perpetuates

the same [ __ ] that Jason Whitlock just

finished saying about single mothers

raising black children oh he went there

he's an idiot he went there he is an

idiot and that was a very idiotic

statement to make it was

but

I put him with that

everything he works today he's worse

than that he's much worse than they

because he's not there but he works

today and he says a lot of they-ish type

[ __ ] so that's the that's the stereotype

is that this guy that you was in a long

lasting relationship with who

want you back and who you clearly have

history he did some [ __ ] but you

have history talk to the parents he's

flying with you right he's out the scene

for the rest of the movie

you never see him again that may be Joe

freestyling some [ __ ] but I didn't like

it it was a lot near that I just was

uncomfortable with that's right back in

the days they used to have people that

experienced these on set while they were

riding it right like on set to guide

them through these movies do you think

that they're doing it like that these

days or you think it's just some white

man I think that I think you I'm sorry

go ahead I think the writing room is

mixed okay so if the writing room is

mixed then you don't really have to go

up to you know what I'm saying God the

political channels like somebody

probably Kenya virus is black

that's my bigger issue it's the Kenya

Barris who Idol of mine he's the

inspiration of mine

the Lena wraiths

the

even the Tyler Perry's who's going about

it different but

their black

Jordan peel

like Hollywood and the green lighters

and the checkmakers go to certain black

people for the black experience

but frame it and played it

the way that it's supposed to be played

and I'm just tired of that yeah I'm

tired of that I'm I'm not excusing it by

any means I don't want anybody to take

this tomorrow way but it could be those

names that you mentioned

playing the game they are they are and

and they're successful in it exactly so

in order but the true genius is when you

do that without the consumer knowing

that you're doing that I'm not mad at

people doing that all right so don't

misconstrue me you should plate

something so that everybody finds it

funny like I come in here and I pick up

average Elementary Abbott Elementary

right but that's because Quinta has

found a way to make white people laugh

and black people laugh without going all

the way to one culture or making one

culture look at the other culture and

this culture make it's just a funny

[ __ ] show that's it

funny is funny bro true true or even

look my thing is this

when you have Eddie Murphy as your

anchor and your staple you don't even

got to do all of that in a relationship

you get what I'm saying like you don't

got to do that so I like he he could

have been him yeah I would have maybe

enjoyed that movie more if Eddie Murphy

got was just a concerned black father

without the F you know what I mean like

the Muslim peace and the Farrakhan piece

of course

Elaine uh

yeah but yeah Dad

the dad Jonah David to come here yeah he

was just chilling yeah I think because

people easily become offended they don't

want to make a movie too black

they made it more black than they had to

make it they made him a Muslim his name

was Akbar

um

they were making fun of it nobody's

burning the goofy in real life

mistake but they he would he took Jonah

Hill to like a [ __ ] barber shop in L.A

with a red hoodie on my [ __ ] all of

this [ __ ] is stereotypical and slapstick

but they didn't do that on the Jewish

side of the ball yes and that's where

I'm at so if they would have embellished

all

on the other side of the ball then it

would have been even they didn't do that

they just made them annoying this the

other part that I was confused I'm glad

you brought that up in that you have

this comedy that is culture based

different cultures

and they have Holocaust jokes in this

movie but from Jewish people oh

with black people in Black Culture

prevalent in the movie so I'm confused

at home saying okay when is it okay to

make a holocaust joke and when is it not

I understand that it's Jewish people

making the joke that's when it's okay

that's when it's yeah it's like us

making the slavery jokes like we can

make slavery jokes we can say [ __ ] we

could say you're saying somebody else

says it then it's not appropriate so I'm

not even mad at that what I'm mad at

again is how you embellish the Muslim

side but you didn't embellish the Jewish

shot you didn't have like locks and and

you know other things that are typical

Jewish Staples

I mean we're not going to get another

Stir Crazy We're not gonna get another

Silver Streak We're not gonna get movies

like that with Gene Wilder and Richard

Pryor playing with it because I think

it's lazy writing I agree like Eddie

Murphy is Eddie Murphy dog like you

can't find people that can write like

Eddie Murphy yeah but on the flip side

if the five of us get together

write something in two weeks and we

could go get a hundred mil for it you're

gonna do it then we're gonna do it but

back in those days they put so much

thought into the movies right and they

will bring people on to have them behind

the scenes to guide and Coach you know

this is how we would do it this is you

know yeah but thoughts died well look

flip why because it's because of this

look because look look at the phone you

said microwave everything back in the

day like the art today for music movies

none of it it's all Quick Cash grabs

today Michael would it ever very very

very rare that people

in in any form of art are putting like

are trying to actually create great art

today would it ever go back to that you

guys think about it I doubt it yeah I

don't think so that somebody could take

we're in an instant gratification error

so now nobody we want to get it done we

want to get it done as fast as possible

okay for as little as possible and make

as much as big a return as possible

because you know Minister Farrakhan was

on set they wouldn't go down like that

that's what's happening oh stop stop get

this done in a week we're gonna spend 10

million on it and we want to make 200

million on it we'll spend more on

marketing than we spend on on actual

product because because they because

they've tricked the people to just care

about the marketing

like this movie the way y'all describing

it I don't even want to see it now I

mean I'm gonna check it out anyway but

y'all go check it out but look I'm not

rushing to go see it but the way it was

marketed I wanted to see it me and my

girl that's our plan for this weekend we

will be definitely watching yeah

and my girl was fell asleep like my girl

let's talk about the market my girl

looking at the goofy [ __ ] and was like

what

no I'm good

that's when I was kind of done with my

girl was like yo I'm good after the

coupon only only and this is how you

know it's bad writing see if you're in

the writing this how you know it's bad

right I'm in the rain a little bit I'm

not all of that all of that for the big

reveal at the end on now Mattel so sorry

cut it off for the big reveal at the end

to be

Jonah Hill telling off Eddie Murphy

telling off the dad about how he treated

him during the movie and Lauren London

telling off Elaine the mom about how you

treated her during the movie

in the movie no I wasn't

the wedding and which is so the wedding

stereotypical yeah you already can

predict what was going to take place in

this movie what should have happened

then ish he should have chased that she

should like what should have happened

well don't put it on don't don't ask ish

stats because it's just never said he

tried to write him he's not a writer not

a writer the quality movies in my

opinion are the movies where you cannot

within a half an hour know how this

movie is going to end a lot of rom-coms

are very

um predictable like that though sure

yeah I agree with you in that genre

they're always going to get married at

the end that's true yeah it's a meme

going around that's true is a meme going

around that was saying that Lauren

London and Michael B Jordan are the same

actor

I hadn't seen the movie when I saw that

meme

but then I saw the movie no no that's

not true my timeline's wrong I saw the

meme

then I saw Saturday Night Live hosted by

Michael B Jordan and Lil Baby

and then I saw the movie that State Farm

Bill was funny though and I mean it was

that was it was

I'm here to tell y'all

that Lauren London had more lines in

this movie than Michael B Jordan's last

50 movies combined

foreign

s than everything from Fruitville

Station and after

Michael B Jordan was choking on him

Saturday Night Live Life I said ah it's

tough saying lines right

that [ __ ] couldn't get through the

monologue

yeah [ __ ] this ain't wakanda

all right I'm done because you're from

Jersey big Jersey okay Creed Three

coming out so and I'm watching it I'm in

it and I'm watching it for Jonathan

Myers Mayors major major him too

him too snowfall commercials even look

bad

snowfall commercials even look bad

and BMF is a Londoner word yeah

good actor

is that all you have to say

apparently getting these [ __ ] out of

here

okay hold up now I won't hear your

assessment they're getting you [ __ ]

out of here they can go over there and

get them to do these rolls for much

cheaper than it you've heard my

assessment on here I keep saying I wish

they hire an American black guy to play

American black man no they won't all of

the people that kill these roles they

come over there somewhere and we don't

know it until they sit down with E and

start using a real voice

nigga's a model he's buff [ __ ] like

this [ __ ]

they got to stop letting the London

[ __ ] come take our deals that's how

Drake really shot up letting these

Canadian [ __ ] come over here and do

what they want

anyway anyway

shout out to Michael B Jordan yeah you

stupid it's my man right there uh what

else did I want to come in here and rant

about Tom Brady retired but how

important is that today bad boys what

what what let's stay on movies

come on I think I think it's going to be

amazing I know you do

I know you do I think they they uh you

thought life was better than Beverly

Hills Cop too

why do I hear lie

don't please don't say it on here yo oh

I think that um they know that the

chemistry was off in Bad Boys three and

I think they they I think they gonna put

their foot in Bad Boys four

I think so

because Bad Boys three was trash it

wasn't trash it wasn't good but I think

they're gonna come back and snap back on

Bad Boys for

it's my personal opinion what about Rush

Hour who's directing bad boys for the

Oscar the Oscar board

right now I'm asking they got this [ __ ]

by the Buckle he got he just gotta do

whatever he's saying come on oh [ __ ]

stupid yo

I'm not going to watch Bad Boys four

I'll catch it I hate y'all but watching

Bad Boys three

bad boys too if I take some of the

action out I ain't gonna do it but I

ain't gonna do it to y'all relax

give me 900 million and I can make bad

boys too too get some [ __ ] to shoot

some [ __ ] up I go I go to the gym

for the right amount of money I'll go

get Funk Master Flex for the right

amount of money [ __ ]

you got it backwards you know by the way

because

I'm gonna give it to you and we're

moving on why because why did you say

Kenny then I could go get the money why

you don't say why you don't say that to

yourself it's all right I'm gonna get

this lipo because I know skinny me could

go get x amount of but you say if I get

x amount then I'll go get skinny if

somebody said yo I'm gonna give you a

contract for XYZ amount of money to play

in this movie but you got to lose all

this weight in six months

cocaine once we sign that contract

well you got my Adderall up I gave you a

contract and said I would give you x

amount of dollars to come play this

movie

look at you what that mean what's that

mean I'll fight you over again what that

mean stop fight you over here stop yo I

didn't say nothing but you're looking at

me I'll fight you yeah I called you what

don't call me yeah anyway stop playing

with my man no you stop playing with me

hey yo let me ask you did you hear about

um I'm asking what uh Drake and his his

message to Spotify let's hear it saying

about yo y'all giving me enough plaques

you know give me enough certificates

you should be cutting bonuses to the

artists who basically because he he

passed some number like he's the first

75 billion streams to get 75 billion

streams and he's like yeah I don't want

to certificate they got the arrogance

and are bold enough to promote it yeah

that's what he said don't promote that's

the slap in the face don't promote it

the sad part is probably one getting the

bonus yeah he don't even realize yeah

Drake is not getting a bonus yo not a

bonus but compared to what the rest of

the [ __ ] is getting on Spotify

yeah but

no he should get a bonus [ __ ] if I'm

the one bringing the apples and the

crust give me my biggest you're getting

the biggest shot you are getting that

that's what that's what parks has been

don't let me know modify works I think

all artists on Spotify should be paying

Drake

don't get me started damn near they are

the ones that came after Drake was Drake

I think they should be paying him I'm

bringing the audience over this

[ __ ] year they are which is why

he's getting them when you type in the

Drake playlist

anybody that's on there need to cut me a

piece of that check I told y'all there's

no way Drake should have [ __ ] signed

for 400 million but there's no need to

harp on it because I don't think Drake's

on 400 million so we can move on we

don't know the particulars they just

threw a number out I know it wasn't for

a million but you don't know what he

gave up for the 400 you know what I'm

saying might have been like

in his case I don't care what he gave up

only in his case

whatever you gave up

but he's the exception yeah he is the

exception absolutely he's not the rule

there's nobody else yeah yo it's just

him and the field is so far behind him

it's not even yo you know what I was

thinking about if I'm Drake I gotta feel

really good and if I'm Drake future a

few other people I gotta feel really

good it's 20 23. we already into 2023

this year will get moving soon summer's

coming it's soon to be 2024 which leaves

us six years to 2030. in the late 20 in

2017 2018 this [ __ ] 2016 this [ __ ]

seemed so far away and our conversation

was trying to guess who would be

dominant in music and take over from

2020 to 2030. so as I said in 2023 about

to be 2024 and there's no clear cut

person and I'm Drake and I just dropped

and I'm still

90 weeks on chart [ __ ] that's one other

guy

I'm tired of hearing about who you

checking for now let's give it time we

see you still around a decade from there

the decade is here

I don't want to hear them other names I

don't want to hear it I'm still doing

this the exact same thing that I was

doing in 2013. no no no it is true it is

true yes and no there's no note to it

bro it is a no to us let me hear it

because I feel like at the time that

line was somewhat directed to you know

the list the other two [ __ ] yeah but

they still around yeah yeah that's true

and they still make a noise that's round

and stop it stop it ice come on come on

if they wanted to put them

all right it was only at one [ __ ] I

don't care

call it Kendra Kendrick

oh see I took that totally different

it's Kendrick Cole and Drake but you

said if they wanted to put out product

as often as he did guess what they don't

but that matters but when they do still

here that matters though that I don't

know right here and don't do that Drake

be putting out the [ __ ] unreleased

unfinished mixtape and what'd it do

that's what I'm saying though do what to

do that's what I'm that's what I'm

talking about you did Ryan

damn they could

here's some more music that I'm confused

about

what's up

so escaping SWV have a reality show

coming to I think Bravo oh yeah I'm

serious no I heard about this that's

what I'm laughing and it looked like a

good show it does look like a good show

but at the end of the trailer they show

where the tension comes in with

who should be closing this show

like a live show they're doing a lot

yeah they're going on tour together so

it's about two legendary armed green

groups from the 90s uh getting back

together rehearsing practicing like I

said they follow the whole thing does it

look from the trailers does it look real

or does it looks like a good reality no

it's real cool it looks real and it

looks great see this this is interesting

to me looks real and it looks great it

does which is why I got confused at this

particular argument because it looks so

real it's real they're not faking Escape

think they should close

SWV thinks they should close now

candy has gone on this wouldn't have

really been a conversation in the 90s it

wasn't but candy went on to write every

hit in the world from there

so today I could see Escape looking like

nah we escape and we're novelty and we

need to go last SWV they Virgo they

wasn't talking

I don't think anybody who heard both of

their catalogs think that escape should

go last I'm confused I don't care what

candy wrote yeah

it's the group it's the group

if you wrote 17 songs SWV was a bigger

group of course as someone who was not

an r b High just like bigger hits by a

lot yeah but by a lot like I wasn't that

big into r b and I know a lot actually

songs I know a lot less I only know you

got more records and they got bigger

records way bigger records now that's

not that's not Great Escape but that's

not just say escaping our joints not

disrespecting understanding who could I

run to like they got joints all right

but SWV it's levels

but you know as an artist's level well

you know as an artist but you have these

conversations about who should close and

it'd really be a fight between artists

because one artist can't say to the

other one yo you was never on my level

in no world should you be hitting the

stage after me artists can't say that

but I feel like if there was time to say

that SWV should be safe this right here

will make you this is what make you

appreciate it because Prince was he was

a lot of people that said that

Prince would have done it like it or not

he would have done it I was in the

barber shop yesterday and they had the

Larry King Prince interview on the whole

time I was in the barbershop

he would have said that look I'm like

look at this but um

what'd you think

I like dog I don't just princess him I

know I don't think he dislike person you

know I like you just have a little

stupid yeah I mean I just don't think

his um

catalog nobody's impact wasn't what

Michaels was but we can see him saying

that he would have told him absolutely

no bruh a dog I went to see a prince

show and that [ __ ] went to the edge of

the stage and was like none of these

[ __ ] could [ __ ] with me

it was dead [ __ ] serious we've

seen them do like you know how they do a

little tribute show or whatever Prince

sitting in a crowd while they performing

his records tight tight in the face mad

like like he let it be seen like and

they'd be killing it it'd be like an

A-list

that was the funniest thing in the world

bro that was the funniest thing in the

world like he could have jumped up there

that's how he was

all right so we feel the SWV should tell

Escape that they said

something we got to sell the show so

they got to show detention somebody you

know what I'm saying like that might be

a marketing thing you're right whenever

that show comes on SWV better be coming

out because yeah I guess

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you got a white [ __ ] tattooed on him

how would he knows

Sinatra but you don't know where you

have [ __ ] yeah son you have lost all of

your I don't want to hear the web and

nitty era none of that you grew up in

[ __ ] people

singing on no week yeah

I don't know what it is that you've done

to me I know the words

yeah no you whatever it is

what to do

a comment here is you all right let's go

your contract

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my pride

knock me right off of my feet

let's move on yeah

we're gonna get you right though we're

gonna get you right yeah

what else do I have here in unimportant

news or important news Round of Applause

for iced tea Round of Applause T who is

now huh getting a star in the walking

yeah

starting to Walk of Fame man I'm

surprised he didn't have one yeah yeah

that's crazy madly madly

congratulations to iced tea first rapper

with a podcast Round of Applause

we're here y'all say that enough y'all

start talking about rappers with

podcasts iced tea was the first one

shout out to ice

Soulja Boy gonna pop up with a video now

I have one first I didn't know that I

didn't know that either I don't really

know about hip-hop that much right first

one tan River rolled up with that red

Ferrari okay

I'm just asking how big was his impact

is he respected yes yes absolutely

everywhere yes it is

yeah you know what you know it's crazy

like

iced tea like musically like people you

think SVU and all like bro this [ __ ]

was super gangster gangsters of gangster

rappers bro like you a lot of people

don't realize who killed they don't know

who these dudes was before the will end

up

and and for me NWA

Cube two Live Crew iced tea uh Public

Enemy X Clan like okay yeah their fight

they was on some other [ __ ] like they

fought with the powers that be facts

like in court in court yeah like the

White House yeah yeah like the

president's wife saying now we gotta

shut this down yeah yeah they took on

the real fights

you know who you got to add to that list

you know who you really gotta add to

that list dry man Cannon even though it

was later on for sure you have to add

them to that list that took all them

fights for hip-hop

with the whole mixtape when they tried

the defense tried to run shut them down

like that was a big fight that they took

on and one that don't get spoke you

don't beat the feds yes they took that

in one so they yeah Round of Applause

for drama and Canon that's true that's

true

yeah but Ice-T yeah she's him yeah 100

it's real it's not across the board yeah

yes that's enough for play play

um do I have anything else in music

let's see here you can escape

yeah told y'all it was coming and yeah

them tickets oh no yo is it true that

she's uh stopping the reseller [ __ ] so

yes they saw stories but I was so what

they're doing is it now you have to

register it's kind of like um the

sneakers app you have to register yeah

and what happens is they're going to

release I think it's Monday that the

first um the lottery pick it's a lottery

it's a lottery yeah and you'll be

notified you got x amount of time to buy

your tickets they already said they've

already announced seven extra dates but

I've read that they're not letting

yeah the reseller Market happened you

have to buy it officially through a

resale officially through back through

her site or whoever's handling to go

into uh StubHub or something like that

and running the yeah they're not they're

not they're trying to stop that and then

also they announced seven extra shows so

it's like back to backs like I know the

uh MetLife is the July 29th and the 30th

my birthday

um they've already said your birthday

29th they put out a little statement

they were like the there's about an 800

percent

um Demand versus what's going to be

available

they were like everybody not getting

tickets we telling y'all now that's what

they said yes it's impossible with the

amount of shows even though these are

stadiums she's doing a stadium tour

it you're not gonna be able to go to the

show it's flat out I said that live

shows are a lot I thought about ticket

items you said it is not for you broke

fans yo I'ma keep it above all

entertainment is going toward that you

think they just inflating eggs and

nothing else is supposed to go up no I

agree with you but the problem is not

that the um

it's the reseller it's not the the fact

that it's a luxury item for sure that

you don't just go to concerts unless you

have a couple extra dollars to spend off

but because of that nature yeah but

because of that demand

now now it creates a reset I don't care

what happens in reselling yeah like

that's no but that's where the issue is

the people aren't like you know concert

tickets are too high concert tickets too

high because the reselling Market exists

and it should probably be rained in to

some degree but think about no but

that's what I'm saying yeah I don't

think concert tickets are not for free

because of the resale yes you can't get

concert tickets they all get gobbled up

and then it's all right I understand

that part so what I'm saying is when we

decide to go on the road not yes but any

any whoever yeah

you got to come up with a we got to come

up with a price correct sure correct for

sure it's gonna be the price ain't

really what the consumer is going to pay

because what happens is the second the

ticket score don't tell me about that I

don't think I don't care about that but

that's that's your argument let y'all

argue that what I'm saying is

Chris Brown sat down and said I can get

a thousand like I can get people to come

pay a thousand dollars for a meet and

greet yes artists nation and worldwide

are figuring out and have figured out

that my fans will pay

10x 20x and that decision starts your

particularly is what now y'all have your

resale conversation all day long because

but it's that decision the artist ain't

sitting there saying your resale is

going crazy so I'm gonna now the sneaker

people might do that Mercedes G-Wagon

all of them might do that but when it

comes to the art nah this is the price

of this because it's no stand there's no

standard manufacturing retail price with

art like if you got a binge or if you

got a pair of Air Force Ones it's a

manufactured retail price that's

baseball yes when you got an artist no

disrespect to any or I ain't even gonna

say no names but Beyonce we know is yes

okay so you might get a c-level artist

they can't charge a Beyonce charger for

their tickets

that's 101. that's not the issue so now

Beyonce's ticket price is going to start

off up here yes demand is so [ __ ]

crazy it opens the door to the resellers

but she's closing the doors the

conversation is that we're having

somebody gonna start buying it it's

still going to be a resale Market not if

you have to if not if you have to go

through a certain laser do it because

we'll see we'll see they made the

announcement uh they made an

announcement that they're watching her

who Beyonce and Ticketmaster ah they're

the

Senate the house to Legal people they're

not playing keeping a close eye on that

after the Taylor Swift yeah they need to

they need to bring that in I'm sorry

it's the box and that's never going to

rain they can't rain tonight you lost

well how it's a cat and mouse game the

second you tweak something then they'll

find a way around it now you gotta drink

again it's a cat and mouse back it could

probably be a um a similar

computers and online it could probably

be a similar system to nfts and crypto

where it's uh encrypted double encrypted

in order for the [ __ ] to get swapped

around

so now we'll have tickets physical

tickets it's too hard so what happened

with the Taylor Swift just please tell

us Taylor Swift tickets came out and

instantly they were up [ __ ] 10 20x

from what the face value of the ticket

was okay because I bought up a lot of

that [ __ ] is based on Bots and [ __ ] like

that yes okay so if a ticket goes on

sale at 10 o'clock

at 1001 they sold out because the Box in

30 seconds it's because the Bots are

already in working on milliseconds that

are gonna buy 500 tickets and a ticket

that would normally be high like a ga

150 bucks is pretty high like you're

okay general admission you're you're in

the stick somewhere no see now there's

700 like it's it's already got it based

on supply and demand it's simple

economics if Manhattan got or New York

City got 15 million [ __ ]

my girl don't even care about Motion My

Girl hit me and said yo Beyonce is

coming here in July and my girl better

not hit me and my girl don't even be on

that type of time don't hit me we're not

going baby baby if you watch him we want

we're not going yeah my girl hit me

Beyonce and Wayne I was like oh [ __ ] oh

my God you got one of them I was like

she was like yo Wayne I pay be honest I

ain't going but I'll pay my girl hit me

about it Anita Baker and that's where

we're gonna stay oh sweet love

exactly it's nice when you stop [ __ ]

them 25 year olds

25 year old don't want to see no need a

baker no no no they don't they don't

know who that is Anita Baker those are

my two shows Yeah Usher sure looks

amazing I saw it two days ago I told my

girl I said Joe been trying to get us to

go to that Usher show for a year and

some change now

she looks crazy this year it's happening

it was a thing next month oh it was a

good guy's documentary on about Vegas

and how racist Las Vegas used to be I

didn't know it oh hell yeah it was a

really good job I was gonna hit

everybody but it was then they're about

to go off that [ __ ] was amazing it was

called um

something of a Nation but they had Sammy

Davis Jr they had

um all of them The Rat Pack just talking

about how racist Las Vegas used to be

until your man came and it changed a lot

he did Frank Sinatra changed a lot in

Vegas Nat King Cole changed a lot in

Vegas you gotta watch it it's good I'm

gonna send the name he wouldn't let them

send Sammy Davis to the all black hotel

when they want to get ready he's not

staying here we're not staying here I'm

taking you know so yeah get the net put

the name of it they had to stay like 30

minutes away from the [ __ ] the strip

you'll be trying to stay a dock ahead of

me you send it down

yo this one just came out yesterday man

the white man right he came in and shook

[ __ ] up out there

I like Frank Sinatra but we know I do a

lot of people soul of a Nation

soul of a nation in other words the

tattoo artist was white they didn't

please be true what was it a brother

that's a good question another it's a

black man

to be your own people

um

what else is important or unimportant

Tom Brady retired we do have to get to

that sometime

it's in football so we first talked

about Rihanna with the Super Bowl she

got Fenty Super Bowl merch that just

lost that she do and she just

trademarked Fenty kids genius can we

talk about the idiot from the Eagles

that got they got charged I mean we're

talking about Rihanna

all right forget it y'all we getting

that [ __ ] money what no

question and plans to get a lot more

just a whole lot more though they are

learning we collectively I just I just

left the bank earlier and I was talking

to my um did the dude follow you around

again

no I was just talking like that this is

what the we are learning business as we

move in all of us are just learning on

the Fly how to conduct business so

trademarking copyright and all of that

[ __ ] like ownership and Masters and all

we we getting there Partnerships now

instead of just yo here let me sign over

here you're not hiring me no we're

probably yeah we're partners that [ __ ]

is that [ __ ] I just see Drake just got

some uh OVO slash NFL collab with half

the football teams they got jackets

hoodies that [ __ ] is hard look at that

[ __ ] is hard jackets are they said they

sent me the list of what's out there I'm

like no Pittsburgh I don't want another

[ __ ] they got some giant [ __ ] though

that [ __ ] is hard the Giants one yeah

the Giants one is hard they are balls I

know they got a Cowboys they can't have

nothing in the NFL without the

you you bite your tongue off I'm

seriously I don't think Dallas was on

there all right I got the whole orange

they got Dolphins they have they have

one for everything they have one for

it's not for everything if they don't

have one for every team they have the

cow did not do every team bro it's like

12 teams

I think there's a Dallas one of course

what only the most

don't make me rep for them

yeah it is Dallas excuse me Dallas the

Giants the Rams the Raiders Cincinnati

the Packers the bills and the Dolphins

um dancers

all that winning for nothing all right

all right we heard you no jacket for you

buddy now what you were saying about the

cop no no not a cop Josh Josh sales

from the Eagles was arrested for who's

that rape oh [ __ ] he indicted him yep he

was arrested for rape a girl said that

High School the girl he knew from high

school said that he wouldn't let her

leave the car and stuff like that and he

forced her to give him a head

and now he can't play he can't play in

um Super Bowl Super Bowl at all Eagles

fans don't worry I looked at the picture

dude when the story broke he didn't look

like an impactful part of it I don't

think he's just like oh y'all should be

good they could have cut him earlier

got rid of him earlier get his rape his

ass out here we got it no ring for you

yeah

I guess he probably technically he might

have other problems to worry about yeah

you can't wear that where he's going

yeah yeah easy when my dad is going oh

he hung up we got him yeah they got him

they got him they got him they got they

don't know if it's I think my pop is in

Vegas for the first time oh yeah yeah

and him and his wife they're having a

blast yeah but in Vegas you got to walk

a lot and you got a hip replacement oh

yeah so I'm laughing I'm thinking about

what you need I'm laughing my ass off I

probably get a little card or something

yeah I might be hitting you

uh well no you need money to gamble

I just said he might be hitting you oh

no I'm not answering

yo you mentioned Vegas

um

he might need me for real

yeah why that

you're not the answer I'm glad you're

working right I know I'm just making

sure you're okay and the casino didn't

crack that ass

nah they already did that man Me and

Jackie trying to find a bus to get home

I thought you wasn't going in there man

you can't I went in there I had to go

after the show and I went in there one

machine kept calling me yeah

had your number no it was using my

middle name