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all right ladies and gentlemen Joe Bud and Marissa go ahead uh I'll name this podcast later something sounds a little

bit funny with me Mike check mik check do I sound as [ __ ] you sound totally

normal to me do I sound wonderful like I normally do you sound totally wonderful Mr Wonderful Action Bronson album out

now it is and I have to plug cuz he's [ __ ] really cool with Paul in some type of business way and he's not he's

not on inter scope though is he uh no Action Bronson is on Atlantic I want to

say I could be totally wrong there but uh he has something to do with Paul got

it um I heard that slaughterhouse wanted to do something with him that's what Twitter told me huh somebody on Twitter

said slau kind of has to do stuff with him because of Paul because of Paul shout out to Paul Rosenberg speaking of

Rosenberg said that I want to [ __ ] up my political connects [ __ ] it just throw it out the

window no but shout out to action Veron Mr the wonderful album at stores right now and I do appreciate the virtual

cookbook uh that he is doing alongside the album as someone who is new to

actually getting in the kitchen and oh you're starting to get into the kitchen I've been in the kitchen for close to a

year now it's my way of raising my husband profile I thought you were going

somewhere else with that yeah that's dope I think uh where did you think I was I thought you were just stopping at raising my husband so I was just a

little stopping at what stopping at raising my husband and then I was like what are you talking about said like are

you okay raising my husband yeah well that's why I was like what the [ __ ] is he what what are you talking

about anyway so uh I do like that record that he and Chance the Rapper have I think that's a pretty good record baby

blues joint Chance the Rapper I always get a good kick out of um every time I

hear that name I go back to uh Drake and trophies is that oh when he something

about I'm not chance yeah you don't even know I know the line you're referring to I what do you know about what's the

exact bar exact bar Joseph I know everything about rap button uh the exact bar is uh if I left

the if I left the [ __ ] the chance I'd have picked the name like Chance the Rapper no offense cuz I don't know that

[ __ ] and then he the very next bar he offends him I guess no offense cuz I don't know

that [ __ ] focus on making records and getting bigger now he could chance could have to taken that offensively but uh

chance opened up uh along with slaughterhouse for m at wimbley oh yeah

last year when M had uh o easily over 100,000 people in there that's got to be

a great feeling chance do big ass shows Chance the Rapper is really dope you don't really know much about hip-hop do

you what are you talk why why everything you say is just very like it's very yes

no I just know chance do big ass shows he does he does a lot of festivals he's a big Festival rapper they don't play

him on the radio as much but he's a big Festival rapper he does he does very good with touring all right well a touring rapper okay that all of that's a

touring rapper who did you hear say that somewhere I said it myself no when me

and Rory were on our [ __ ] campaign Crusade for C uh championing CH chance rapper in our group chat when you guys

were hating on another rapper that shall remain anonymous because uh I'm not Chatty Patty yeah shout out to my

political but anyway so how shut the [ __ ] up we did so I I can already tell

by Marissa's energy that this is going to be like a weird [ __ ] podcast no not at all he he said when I came in

he's like you're going to take it over and I I don't have any plans at that I just had something to talk about gets like [ __ ] five retweets of people

that support her and then she comes in here on our [ __ ] high I've gotten the same tweets and then I have to come

bring her back down to earth and then I come off like the bad guy because it seems like I'm being mean when I'm really not I'm really just helping a

friend yeah I never take your comments as mean I just take it as Joseph well yeah but the hell does that mean but

anyway how how was your weekend did you do anything fun um nothing too crazy I went to a wake onay Friday uh oh that's

totally not where I was about to go but okay yeah but no it was interesting cuz my father uh I was going through his

phone and he has like an album of you know pics of his daughter and I realized that my pictures had syned to his phone

one time when I brought his computer and he has like a kind of a nude of mine in there but he didn't say anything to me

about it and it doesn't delete cuz it's like through some weird airdrop Dropbox situation and it's a pretty bad situ and

there's like pics of guys and like beds never so you were looking like a hoe and thought yeah but it was when I was in it

was 2008 it it synced like the first 50 photos in my phone so it's a little weird your voice sounds funny you need

to get closer to the mic or something how's this yeah that's a lot better anyway listen I need to let the listeners know no one should ever want

to see a aissa mindz nude no my nudes are popping that's number one um my boo

like them unfortunately I was privy

to you put yourself privy to it no one told you to watch it can I please let the listeners know what I'm talking

about before you just interrupt me that way unfortunately one day back long time ago when Marissa used to work for me

when she was the worst this was two years ago I wasn't working for you oh wasn't nope we were just out in

Edgewater doing what we do stop disclosing my location actually we weren't at your location we were at someone else's well I'm there so it's

disclosing my location anyway um yeah unfortunately I was privy to this is definitely yeah hey hey the

engineer Joey has this [ __ ] sound and all [ __ ] Juan Epi like I'm hearing clicks and [ __ ] it's really

unprofessional and he left me outside for about 10 minutes but anyway off of that I was privy to uh uh Marissa Mendes

sex tape right look let me give the backstory

before you go into whatever well well well before you do that let me just let the people know this had to be the worst

okay it wasn't a sex tape it was a quick like 30 second video which is a tape I

suppose but the thing was I hadn't had sex for 6 months because that was my first foray back into the world after a

breakup so it a time out time out time out look at all the look how you how fast I spot the whole [ __ ] so you were

coming off of a breakup yeah I had your first your first woa into the uh sex

world uhhuh you decided to tape it yeah well this is I chose him as my uh re

acclamation back into that world cuz he was who I was [ __ ] before I got with my boyfriend don't try to use words like re acclamation I'm still going to think

that all of this has ho written all over no he was the guy that I was [ __ ] with before I got with my ex and so that

made me the most comfortable because I still wasn't ready to meet guys and [ __ ] wait so you were cheating on your no I never cheated on him before so when did

you [ __ ] homeboy two years prior oh you are such a liar what I have never

cheated on anyone in my life my I don't well you've had one boyfriend in your life two you've had two boyfriends in

your life I had a high school one a college one in a post college that really counts for nothing it counts for this sex tape was the worst sex tape I

had ever seen in my life number one it was all right number two he liked it why

did I see this because I was watching it on my phone and you like oh my God let me see and you stole my phone locked

yourself in a bathroom texted it to yourself so you had it on your phone and then you kept making fun of me about it

yo let me just let y'all know out there I'm quick to snatch somebody's phone and

run with it locked himself in a bathroom so wait a minute now this just gets more

interesting what you were coming off of a breakup and I didn't even plan on talking about this at all this is kind

of like freestyling this uh you were coming off a breakup yeah it didn't

sound like it to me well I was you don't even play me like I wasn't in your house crying every day like into my food uh

Fam I'm talking about the actual content that I saw well once I mean I'm not

going to cry yes Daddy I think it was zaddy I did not say I think it was yes

zaddy oh and and he was equally [ __ ] whacked so oh who's is this say my name

no say my whole name and my middle name oh who's the best dick you ever got you

zad like it was really was like uh how old were you when this tape was filmed 25 and it [ __ ] sounded like you were

25 years it was nasty and I wanted to unhear it and oh but you still texted it to yourself

you didn't want to un because it's hilarious it was like the exact opposite of anytime I have taped myself having

sex right well for the record he taped it not me he just happened to text it to me I didn't even know he taped

it what a hoe what that's really Hoy you should be more aware of your

surroundings when someone is inside of you yeah probably I mean I've learned how you didn't notice a phone with the

flash he didn't have a flash we in broad daylight no it was bright in the room more reason that you should have noticed

a man I know another thing that was wrong about it no one should ever be behind

you during sex look a lot of guys appreciate

it why is somebody behind Marissa Oh see now I wish people could see Marissa but

anyway Marissa's pretty yeah no no no I didn't say you were not okay well I'm sure I've said that before but but what

I'm saying thing is you I mean the the rear area is just very Hollywood squarey

no my it's pretty Square I have a butt nah you know no it's not there and and

what a good Segway go Joe and what I notice about people who don't have ass cuz Marissa has like no ass at all no

you don't you really really do not and if you keep say the guy that dates Tahiri and [ __ ] like that's ass I can't

compare to that that is ass but can we do one show where we're not talking about that I'm just saying look at your

track record you can't that's not even my track record I would even I would debate uh mine and's history I don't

even know if I claim her but all right um people without ass right they are

really bad judgers of ass no this is just Joe because I have a couple friends

that have ass for days and he's like that's not a ass and it is like universally across the board accepted

that they have a huge ass and Joe will still say they don't have ass you told me your friend had a really really huge

ass she does she did not she does then over the weekend I saw you tweet that

somebody had a really nice ass and they did not she also does and I know you're talking about it's our mutual friend

yeah she does oh oh yeah yeah no she does not yes she does but none of this is important I'm I'm done talking to you

and this lasted way too oh Peter's here oh look nice nice for you to show up I did I this is a first and maybe a last

I'm going to try and make in and say that Marissa does not have no ass thank

you she paid perfectly good money to have some ass no did well no well that's

the funny well first of all Peter Marissa Marissa doesn't want anyone to know that she did that that's number one

so she didn't do it she didn't do it that's right uh number two Marissa is the only person I know that did that

even though she didn't do it and there's no ass there still oh my God like you

think your standard Joe your Joe standards are very tough like I could show you no ass like that that's not no

ass thank you everyone you know I don't want to talk about this anymore about your your uh ass you bored or your ass

you didn't buy you just wasted money you should get a refund oh my God huh I just want to say that Marissa you can

absolutely say that you never did it and people will believe you that's true so

you didn't do it do it no no you didn't do it okay all right damn I forgot where I was going but but yeah yeah yeah yeah

you're really bad uh judges of ass no Pete agrees with me thank you Pete but

uh off of that so I had a really interesting uh weekend what did you do I

didn't really do anything but write music right that's good but

uh when you when you uh when you work your brain constantly um like my brain

gets tired M it's like brain fatigue when you're just constantly thinking of words uh throughout the day so so need I

needed to go out so I went out me and and an old

flame we went out I don't have to guess cuz I already know no you don't oh um

yeah we went out to uh we went out to my hookah spot that shall remain anonymous cuz I don't want any of you creep [ __ ]

at my spot It's a Wonderful spot the spot that we've all listen listen listen listen listen listen yes that spot okay

so we went to my hookah spot and there was like a [ __ ] abundance

of just beautiful holes in there it's a nice area so no but and normally there

are very attractive women in the spot but on this day for some reason it was like multiplied by like 10

m and they all looked single how does one look single well I

guess there's no man you don't have a man with you and you're just shaking your ass all night to [ __ ] Ming and

machata and when you're staring at me with the [ __ ] I want to [ __ ] you eyes you look single okay they all looked

ready for a threesome or foursome nice they all looked just like ready to go

and all I could say to myself well no no no let me just give you some backstory here the person that accompanied

me I don't normally mind going places with this person because sometimes most

times or there have been instances where this person is also attracted to beautiful women mhm so that can be like

really really cool and really fun uh the fact that I'm a man never impedes on

anything because she [ __ ] likes girls too yep that works but for some reason and we maybe we need a whole show

to address um the like selfish bisexual girls the girls that are bisexual but

they won't be bisexual with you yeah well it that's really really really whack I think it comes to like a level

of trust well hold on hold on hold on are you bisexual no how the [ __ ] do you know well I'll I'll do three SS but not

with everyone wait wait oh man oh man wait a minute we might need more than an

hour for the day so you're not bisexual no I feel like bisexual would mean I'd

have to be interested in EV maybe dating a female if that that's not what bisexual means and I have a big problem

with the context of the English language being totally lost upon upon today's youth and Marissa would be considered

today's youth she is 27 yes right yep that's youth okay um bisexual means you

are attracted to women it doesn't mean oh well I feel like it would mean I

would have to go want to go to Houston with them and I feel like it should mean I would want to go on a date with them

and be in a relationship that's not what it means okay well then if that's the case then uh so I'm not classifying

myself I'm not putting myself in that box but you've ate some [ __ ] before yes so you're well I've never sucked dick by

the way right cuz that would make me yeah very much to put things in perspective I know but I think there's a

double standard there why because you guys think that you guys can eat [ __ ] and it will be yeah that's not my sexual

preference I just don't mind eat it cuz I don't mind it it's cool well I mind

right yeah you you should because I'm not gay I can't break down the logic and you it's just just is so what you're

saying makes absolutely no sense to all yes it does I wouldn't be interested in dating Alan but I'd [ __ ] one we're not talking about dating okay well fck one

so you'll then you're bisexual sure I'll take it there we go but I'm still not classifying myself as such well you

think you have an ass so apparently you just live in this adverse world where everything that I enjoy my happy little

world so but anyway so on this particular night this woman that uh accompanied me she wanted no parts of uh

she wanted no parts of uh bisexuality yeah she was on some real uh

let me know when you're ready to leave I think maybe because maybe you guys are not perfectly back where you were

soing you're deuling no it becomes a level of trust at that point and I think that makes total

sense it's just like trust yeah like I'm talking about [ __ ] and you talking about trust I know but there's just that

level of comfort that's not trust familiar

familiarity yeah but or trust that you're not going to like go [ __ ] around with the other chick and then she has to

deal with the whole [ __ ] psychological thing level to that [ __ ] I don't ever want to like I'd be cool to

do a threesome with a guy that like I literally don't care care about and like I don't care if he goes and ends up [ __ ] with the girl or one that I'm so

close with that I know he would never dishonor me and like go behind my back with her oh now that I'm thinking about

it I know your last threesome was that your last threesome uh what was my last threesome oh yeah what a ho what a

[ __ ] ho well let me give you a minute to figure out when you're yeah that time we

were out and I got that text yeah yeah yeah yeah so you ain't ugly [ __ ] at that so you would really she was not

average you didn't really see her I did see her cuz we found her Instagram oh and I went through [ __ ] 90 weeks yeah

I mean whatever you should be ashamed of yourself I mean it was just it was no option so not only are you [ __ ]

bisexual but you'll eat ugly [ __ ] e wait and and she was clean and because

my Virgo brain has to dig as deep as possible I pick her and oh even worse so you'll just [ __ ] eat any old box

so on top of that you just told me that you had this particular nose ring in since October so I have to assume that

you ate this girl with that nose ring yeah well I take a shower every day oh so that cleans the nose

ring that really does it there so you [ __ ] uh what's the you Luffy lofer is

is that what it's called alof alof you lofer your nose ring oh what a [ __ ] thought bag you're a thought bag anyway

uh oh man I was going somewhere oh yeah so when I was sitting there this woman I felt like I was bringing like I I was I

was for two seconds I was angry I had brought s to the beach mhm now the type

of person I am I totally don't ever mind bringing sand to the beach at all yeah

you do it often yeah well because number one uh I'm extremely peculiar with women

so nine times out of 10 maybe nine and a half times out of 10 the beach is not going to have the type of sand that I'm

looking for that's number one number two I'm such a [ __ ] G my [ __ ] that sand

never stops me from meeting other sand from making a sand castle Yeah for

making a sandwich who's cornier than me nobody

right many people shut the [ __ ] up a sandwich that's [ __ ] great oh what a

play on words I'm wonderful anyway uh yeah sand never stops me from from uh

pursuing someone else and and typically this leads to like really fun times this

is back in back in my threesome days right back I you don't participate in activities any longer you've grown up no

not that I've grown up I'm too I'm I'm too I don't listen it's hard enough pleasing one woman I don't have time to

be pleasing two okay and then it's too many like women have changed the threesome rules

now like if I can't have a threesome and like the best way to to be safe during

the threesome so I hear uhhuh is you can't be The

Driver let the women control the no no no no the W the woman that you are

closest with has to drive the second that you look like you are driving and

if you're going to drive you have to ignore the other girl that might be the smartest advice ever you're really

giving some some threesome gems here yeah youen to take note totally well

first of all half of the listeners out there have never had a threesome and

two y whack I had mad three son ugly [ __ ] only had two I've only had two only two yeah who was the first one um

my home girl and that dude that was uh re acclimating me back into this breakup

God I know he didn't deserve it he really didn't but I was just I wanted to like experiment with everything I hadn't done any of that stuff at that point so

I just wanted to like try everything so what have you not done sexually or do I even want to know that I don't want to know I don't want to talk about your

your sex life cuz it's really nasty yeah um damn you threw me off I I didn't

throw you off oh so uh yeah so I don't I don't I don't partake in those activities any longer threesoms and and

all of that jazz I'm too I'm too vintage if you very serious relationship would

you be then interested in possibly trying at that point you know at the the last Almost threesome well no no no uh

about four almost thre Sims ago maybe six how many almost thre Sims

almost get involved in because contrary to popular belief I'm typically the guy that Deads the

threesome okay why I always find two girls that that would want to that have [ __ ] each other that want to include

me cuz they're both [ __ ] H bags or whatever but no so six almost threesome ago I had a big argument with a girl for

trying to have a threesome with me an argument yeah shame on her for trying to please you her and I were um and I'll

try to tell the as quickly as possible her and I we were uh an item okay right

and I invited a friend of mine over mhm uh the friend of mine that came over is

a very attractive woman very voluptuous uh fat ass but it wasn't me

guys I'm going to really fire you um but me and this woman had never been

intimate yeah there's something clicking cuz the engineer [ __ ] sucks today well it might be phone interference

phone interference oh yeah let me take this wire out uh all right so yeah but so me and his friend had had never had

sex even though everybody out there thinks that I [ __ ] like all of my [ __ ] friends but couldn't be further

from the truth mhm so the friend comes over and you know they start drinking and by the end of the [ __ ] night

these two [ __ ] are [ __ ] kissy kissy face touchy touchy suck titty rub [ __ ]

blasy blasy blah right cool mhm and they both got their little Lusty

voices on oh Jo come on let me suck your dick chill join chill and I'm like nah

I'm cool y'all Rock I'm chilling right so this went on I I'll save some of

these details but this went on so in the morning I was a little

confused and I wanted to know what made this girl think that it was

okay to open that door with an Associate of mine that I invited over if I had

never opened it if I had never opened this door clearly it was for a reason so

why would you someone who is close to me open the sex door with this other person

because she may assume that you didn't because you don't ever want to offend her that's a that's a it's a no I've known that the associate way longer than

uh the The Other Woman so if I wanted to [ __ ] the associate I would have [ __ ] the associate okay so yeah I cursed this

girl the [ __ ] out yeah it was very inconsiderate of her um and damn that's not the first

time we've had a little incident like that actually but uh totally outside of that yeah so um then I felt bad cuz she

said she was only doing it for me cuz she wanted to make me happy and all this [ __ ] like this is only a complaint

Joe budon would ever right he's such a Joe yeah me your life have this as like a

problem that happened it was though I didn't speak to that I didn't speak to either of them

for like a little while good for you wa to take a

stand wait do I really sound that like abnormal uh yeah well that's another

issue that needs to be addressed men need to just stop plugging every damn thing uh that's not every damn thing

it's two women that you have a rapport with yeah but see un unlike most people

stupid me this is my theory with with this Pete did you guys do a 20 minute ju

Epstein the other day it was a preview right it's not the whole thing it was a

weird random bonus episode where Scythe announced that he's having a

baby y y'all just think y'all are like the podc conratulations congrats Cy mhm first baby damn that's a

horrible time to lose your job yeah but he's he's thriving he's good don't take it to a negative place it's a

great place yay he's yeah he's just fine don't you worry yep well I'm sure he's just fine but I mean [ __ ] life has been

squirreling away money for 20 years Hot 97 should have some type of [ __ ]

empathy some remorse you fire me when I got a kid coming fire I'd have shot that

whole [ __ ] up you're czy what be the first time oh

yeah that's true too uh so yeah this is my uh Theory with that women are already

as complicated as complicated can be right so you don't want to go fidgeting

with their brains by just sticking penis inside of them often without having

enough information about the person 100% oh you already know this about me so why am I telling you I'm telling listen you're tell listen I'm telling I forgot

that people were listening yeah yeah so so so so what what we do as men is we we say we'll [ __ ] the girl and we will deal

with the crazy later no so I don't really know if I'm that

different or I have had enough crazy [ __ ] in my life to where it's like okay I don't take crazy for granted it's

you're able to do that you can only do that logical deduction because of the

unusual amount of vagina that you've gotten whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa allegedly hashtag by the way the new

hashtag for this episode will be Joe Buon problems um because most of the people sitting around drink drinking

Mountain Dew and eating a seven layer burrito right now have never had a threesome well see that's the other

thing I don't think that these are Joe Buton problems because I think that uh [ __ ] is depreciating

daily it's very easy to get it's probably easier to get now than

it's ever been actually especially with social media you look like you got a couple bands on Instagram [ __ ] want to throw that box to the DM speaking of

that you know you know what's been happening to me let me tell you what's been happening and we're going to put it into this right this a second [ __ ]

have been and no no no here's some backstory chicks that I have absolutely no rapport with at all MH chicks that I

don't even want to be face to face with for longer than 2 minutes right have been hitting me texting me dming me

instad dming me and this is the line let's go on

vacation really hold up you hoes

this needs to be addressed now if I wasn't me right and I was just some

niggaer with some money mhm and one of these manufactured women cuz they're

beautiful but they should be beautiful cuz they paid the doctor to be beautiful um you know about that no I don't well

yours I don't know what doctor you oh my all right all right you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't but uh yeah so these beautiful women

just women just pop up in somebody's [ __ ] inbox saying something like babe

let's go on vacation now I have to assume that they certainly aren't paying for this so I going to say where's the money going in this the guy this is how

this is how these moving out here take me on vacation yeah yeah but they don't word it that way got to watch semantics

here I'm going to try that I'm going do that today oh no you might not have I'm going experiment you may not [ __ ] [ __ ]

take you to Staten Island I'mma take you to an island oh

it's so exotic bab yeah yeah exactly exactly but so one day I was really really

bored and really really Petty and I engaged this girl uhhuh oh man I would

expose her if I remembered her Instagram name it was one of those [ __ ] ho names Miss Cherry baby or something

really Hoy oh man but anyway she said Bae let's

go on vacation and I said all right well where would you like to go and she said

some like [ __ ] Bora B in my head I'm like what would make

this whole think that I want to go to any why would you think I want to go to [ __ ] 52nd Street with her I want to

go to the Port Authority with this but very attractive face uh very attractive implants and her lower posterior is more

like you but nice which is why she only takes pictures from the top up you got to watch these angles and these pictures I'm driving Jewels here today okay this

is pretty good but anyway so I said uh so I said oh and I'm such a [ __ ] mut I

said um well what uh damn damn damn damn damn I said

uh no no she then hit me back first before I could reply and she said she said um I want to go somewhere hot where

I can just be naked oh what a [ __ ] bird so I said just throwing some bait

out there like a doofus well if you're going to be naked what am I supposed to

wear and she said that choice is yours oh she thought she had it at this she

was packing her [ __ ] suitcase and I didn't help matters at all cuz I said why don't you send me your full

name and your date of birth mhm and she said all right

zaddy as soon as I get home and this is a date time free NE to say I never

reached out to this [ __ ] ho and I judged her and I almost blocked and reported her as [ __ ] spam but that

was like the fourth girl that I have absolutely no rapport with to hit me and

say let's go on vacation so fellas in the event that you are experiencing this

I'm pretty sure Peter is saying that they're not experiencing this # joob button problems no one listening is

having kind of hot Instagram models ask them to go on vacation and if they did

90% of guys myself included if I was single would say yes well worth the

money yeah cuz the people that listen to this podcast are like I want men to be pickier yeah I

don't think any of them are [ __ ] Instagram models no be clear all some people are

[ __ ] the Instagram models yeah let's be let's not give too much credit to the

Instagram models cuz like I just finished tweeting if you ever look at these whole selfies and look at their

bathrooms they're not above [ __ ] working class dick these [ __ ] bathrooms are pretty sh are nuts nuts

nuts the decor the shower curtains the soap be hanging on to by a

bubble these these ho bathrooms are horrible and yes I'm looking at things

outside of the actual girl in the selfie yes definitely but I'm a dick that way but yeah uh but anyway so yeah back to

my story that I started 20 minutes ago so the girl I went out with she [ __ ] was mad selfish rushed me out of there

and that was the end of my sand to the beach experience then I had this other

girl who I kind of who shall remain anonymous continuously tell me that she

needed gold harachi what now this is

sneaker head hype Beast type [ __ ] and nothing sounds wrong with that uhhuh as

currently stated however it was the context in which this

was happening she was sounding very Lusty mhm and it really made me very ashamed

of myself and she was drunk she was negated and and she was Spanish so it

came out like Joe give me

goari Joe and she was touching me and stuff so it it came off like she was

exchanging sex for sneakers for gold harachi and then I took a step back and

needed to re-evaluate my entire existence were you contemplating giving it to no I wasn't

and that was her other thing come on you know you could get it you could get any sneaker like really is that my [ __ ]

is that what I've accomplished in life I can get any sneaker I'm sneaker man now

one thing you've accomplished in life shut up Pete uh accomplish many

other things that is one of them can can you get gold harachi yeah well no because she listens to this

podcast um I want this pair of Jordans would you be able to help me that would you grow up what women women wear

Jordans how about get a pair of heels I have a bunch I wor a pair today you know what can you take a picture of your heel

collection so we can discuss it on our next podcast CU something tells me your heel collection is really trash I don't

really enjoy wearing oh so what do you know look look how fast we [ __ ] conceed what we say I do wear heels I

have a bunch where do you get your heels from different places anyway don't interrupt my story so then so then and

then and and and then and this is my last story about my weekend and then I I did what I do every few years

mhm I went on a date with a girl new girl

who who um how do we put this I'm trying to think of a nice clean

way to say this I did like opposite Joe day which I do like every 5 years where I go on a

date with a girl that you just wouldn't guess it at all that's yeah just to say ni say she's not

she was [ __ ] successful great job no kids own crib Owned Car uh she didn't

tweet like a ho actually she had like a hundred followers or something a real gim real gim out there uh so I went on a

date with her and uh I won't even talk about the date but uh and this is another uh I felt

like pure [ __ ] moment so in and and trying to decide for where to go and eat

because this girl was a very picky eater uh she threw out at least four

spots that I wanted to go to and when she finally decided on a spot

um I said okay um well do you want to

call and do we oh no I said do we need a reservation for the spot and she said of course and then I said okay do you want

to make it or should I make it mhm and then she said you and I said all right I'll call you back and I hung up and

just that fast I said wow what an idiot what a [ __ ] who asked the girl if

she wants to call and make a reservation that's how far removed I am from the

dating scene yeah that's bad it is pretty bad I must have came off like a

real just like [ __ ] ball and probably exactly the stereotypes that surround you uh but it's cool uh I I did I did uh

me and her did speak about it and she said yeah when you said that I was a little taking a back of course you were because you are [ __ ] studious [ __ ]

uh pristin Jim out there but whatever I'm off of that

so um we have a guest we do have a guest the woman who is probably largely

responsible for this path of Destruction I was just going to say I wonder if our guest hey all of this stuff that I have

spoken about this far oh man

we're blaming it on her I have to wonder what life oh is that her right there no it's not I would I have to wonder what

life would be like without um this without our guest I wonder how different

it would be but because I'm a Virgo and we have to blame someone can we not say any names let's not announce our guest

just yet oh I was about to do like a big announcer voice cuz you're really Qui um talk to them while I say

um on Saturday night Joe is giving her a hug right now on Saturday night I went

to a club in Jersey um had a great time with flex look how horrible it goes I

leave you I leave you to do this for two seconds while I say hello to somebody and you just [ __ ] the entire podcast

no I didn't know what to say I know which is why which is why you're on that year and I'm in this you're fir this is

your podcast let's just test this mic really quick you smell nice thank you how do you know not me because she

smells like a girl and I hope you don't smell like a girl oh I'm getting floral and you know T her mic say something

here mic check mic check build all right all right that's enough of you that's enough of you that's enough of you um so

right so so some of you that have been listening to this podcast for weeks now and certainly not

because of Marissa it would all definitely be because of me that was episode one or two right I'm going to

say two two mhm definitely not one one was all about our I don't even know how this story came up in in episode two but

I told a story and why am I telling a story from the sixth grade anyway because you're that's really weird right

yeah yeah no some it was a defining moment in your adolescence no

in life not in my [ __ ] adolescence now yeah okay I [ __ ] take anger out

on women because of this because of this person right here to my left so I told the story about how I was in the sixth

grade at Charles J Waters ps24 that's the name of the school right Charles J Waters yes Charles J Waters and how I

sat behind a girl and I had the bigest crush on this girl and she didn't give a

[ __ ] not a single one she could care less she just curved me the entire

school year because she was stuck on Eric cartini who apparently is you give

it too much you give it too much you give it too much you give it too much you give it too much you give it too much you give it too much this is backstory this is backstory yeah well we

have to go for so and this is why the internet is beautiful so so I told this story on the

podcast and I I spoke about how hurt I was and how it affected me throughout my

life mhm and somebody out there somebody

out there went and found this woman mhm and the guy the guy we found the guy

first they they found Eric kartini first Eric kartini is incarcerated they gave

us his record unfortunately um and he is eligible for parole in

2023 did you know that absolutely not all right you didn't know that you've got to get closer to the mic but yeah he

is eligible eligible for getting Tongue Tied look at you don't H me like that I

guess it's okay for you to do that you can you can have your fun uh 2023 and then I felt really

bad um and then shortly after that just as the Lord would have it mhm they found

Elma [ __ ] Rees yes they did was it was it you that tweeted me okay so H yes

that was you you found out that that is her cuz when I was [ __ ] tweet stalking you yes did you tweet me she

tweet TW yeah yeah but my mentions are [ __ ] ridiculous okay I'm sorry I'm not a [ __ ] famous rapper reality star

yeah but you're famous for something I'm famous a jce you're huh famous a Jace that's Pete's word it's like ajacent

don't do that again Elma Reyes is my very first guest and I think that that

is so appropriate Alma absolutely how are you I'm great how are

you I am I am emotionally scarred um from our past dealing

or lack of dealings you set off this huge emotional emotional roller coaster

with me and I've been just on a on a rampage hurting women ever since running

through these ladies ever since because the allegedly allegedly allegedly right

now did you hear uh this story at all yes I listened to it oh you did listen

to it was it because of your friend or do you enjoy no it's cuz of her friend she's not checking you out on the

[ __ ] I wasn't thinking me I was thinking you no I don't she she been stop been wasn't never checking me so uh

so what did you think when you were at this door I was surprised why it's been 18 years it's been 20 years actually no

18 well yeah not 18 20 all right 20 I remember you remember every detail funny

how the things you uh what's that little quote uh funny how the things you never forget what is it you never forget

people never uh remember I don't know seems legit I'll figure it out did you care about Joe back like did you even no

I got to get into her [ __ ] thoughts when she heard this story okay what were your thoughts when you heard this story

I was shocked you were shocked cuz why is this [ __ ] guy talking about this story from 20 years ago so many years

see you didn't even know the impact that you I did not I had no idea no idea now

what were you saying I wanted to know your thoughts on him back then oh man

now before she say wait further a two part question can I ask can I ask my two

parts well this is kind of like a truth or truth game right so oh literally we're not going to play true the truth

now I want to know your thoughts on him back then and as he came to fame from my

favorite song Oh pump it up they played it in the club this week was I forgot all the words um as he came to fame did

you ever kind of regag [ __ ] I might have maybe been the next you know video star

if I would have I resent that yeah a video star yeah well number one before

she answers that I will say that in Alma's defense and this is very humble of meh I

probably wasn't getting very much uh I was a virgin then in the sixth

okay hold on I was just reviewing in my yes Marissa I know that sounds weird to

you I was too relax relax gez now wait now now I'm I'm going to

assume you were also a virgin of course so so that could be one reason maybe she

didn't even know she didn't even know enough about guys but you liked that Eric like Eric so she just wasn't she

liked Eric she did you wanted to lose your [ __ ] V uh virginity to Eric so

no I did not and by the way he did give me play but what is play at in sixth grade what race was Eric was he looked

he looked whitish Spanish he was Puerto Rican Italian yeah was it a race thing

no wait a minute some girls don't like black eyes it's a thing some girls don't like

white guys well you know my memory is bad I got to really dig back here mhm I don't know about that don't lie

that's a thing a lot of especially Spanish girls don't lie 20 years later

you wanted Eric kartini you did I remember it it was a sixth grade crush

what is that that count count it definitely counts it broke it broke Joey's sixth grade

heart and that I find out 20 years later no you knew it back you never made it

know you never made one of those weirdos that just sat there fantasizing I sat

right behind her yeah just picturing your lives together but never actually [ __ ]

verbalizing I think I even wrote a note you did not did you fold it up with those pretty little corners and then

pass it on Elma Reus don't lie wow did you call Li she didn't call me

anything oh she paid you dust I'm bringing that so you had yeah don't do

that that's not even a slang so you so according to you and this is a lie but

whatever you had no idea that the guy

who sat right behind you had an affinity for you is that what you are saying

right this second no I mean I was told oh likeing you so bad that they talked

about it in the streets and she still didn't give a [ __ ] they was all laughing at all right Marissa we got it we got it

we got it so someone did tell you but did it come from you but they told you

yeah they did who told you I don't remember who's sixth grade jezelle you

it wasn't jelle jelle it wasn't jezelle yes she used to talk to a girl named Jazelle back then I still do oh really

you still speak to Jazelle yeah how's jaelle is good how she do she's married with kids Jersey City everybody's

married with kids I live in Jersey City too yeah we didn't ask you that I'm

throw that in there okay so it wasn't jaelle but somebody told you and it that meant nothing to you you could have

cared less you didn't give a [ __ ] I mean just just own it I didn't look at you that way oh my

[ __ ] what's going on in the world damn oh my first of all I don't even remember

the last time I've heard somebody say that yeah and and today today when women say that to me it's a lie I don't look

at I'm not lying well no I'm talking about you this is this is 20 years ago I'm talking about now and you you better

not look at that way hold on wait so how youtini that way though was Joe was Joe

Poppin back then was he a dork what was his situation I probably wouldn't have gave me any [ __ ] either back then he he

was class clown Class Clown he was a Class Clown oh those are the ones that usually end up as rappers so really

didn't you take the normal route yeah what study shows that uh just you know

the ones you know what's funny though I'm a clown still you are you are I'm super Clowny still but uh we don't need

to do that so but so the Clans clown you figing it's funny because today humor

gets you [ __ ] yeah just not get your Alm raised in sixth

grade not with this elor is though so so at some point you're saying Eric kartini

did approach you in that way Eric kartini wasn't a virgin well he was

older than you guys why was he that age he was older than me and if he wasn't he

seemed [ __ ] older than me he had that sweat in the sixth grade he wasn't that much cuz we were in sixth and seventh

grade right that's two years of pain in high school

you no no no no slow down we did not we W you no not in the same class but we

went to Lincoln okay well what happened was you were around after after 24 I went to

high school in North Carolina right and I went to boarding school out there and I dropped out and then I came back to

Jersey and I went to Lincoln but by then my life is already holy [ __ ] I never knew that about you why don't you ask

questions that's amazing oh yeah Hey Joe did you ever go to high school in North Carolina that's going to [ __ ] come

across my mind it's Doc it's well documented in my past but anyway so by the time I got to link in wasn't I was

off school okay you did go to Lincoln right so you were in a different mindset at this point oh yeah were you on your

rap sh I I at this point I was too I was too high to be concerned with Elma and

women and I was [ __ ] up in at Lincoln uh but but you did go to Lincoln

yeah we could have had sex in Lincoln cuz you weren't a you were talking to mall you remember oh sounds like

someone wait who the [ __ ] is mall and why was that her name and do

you still speak to M country wait who's mall we used to hang out on Gord

together me you lucky Maggie see he don't M oh so you guys used to hang out Maggie

no idea your memory is [ __ ] my memory is really bad but that just goes to show how much you meant to him that he

clearly remembers was Maggie cute I wouldn't judge her yeah I think so

that means no yeah do that mean she wasn't uh she wasn't too hot back then uh damn M crazy

interesting so now let's rewind before high school because my memory's bad I could be totally off here but you and I

went to the movies one day we did oh there's a development here

I thought we did he was so into her he was making [ __ ] up in his PR no I thought I thought

that me I thought that we went to see juice I don't remember you guys are old we went

to why are we old that was never OD cuz you were two years old right when juice

came out no we her and I were very young when juice came out too but I remember it because I thought that was it you

thought you were about to shoot sh yeah I wasn't going to shoot my shot it was shot and we went with two other people

though who those people are I don't [ __ ] remember at all M obviously no no I didn't go mg I want I don't ever want to I'm mad that we [ __ ] let

people know that I talked to a girl named mgal that sounds exotic I'm sure it's not exotic in [ __ ] Jersey City

nobody exotic in Jersey City actually all you women just have the wrong definition of the term exotic I was

being sarcastic oh okay okay I don't know but my point still stands about women yeah so we went to the movies to see

juice and I thought that we were making some type of news I thought we were making

like some leeway together obviously it meant so much nothing to her that she

doesn't even recall so I'm going to need you to let go of that part I remember I'm

hurt I don't remember I instead of healing the wounds that we came here for today I think open kind of like

reopening that's crazy you don't remember a you I bought popcorn you buy it for yourself or 4 as

a 14 as a [ __ ] to buy apparently I didn't get any popcorn cuz I don't remember so you were you guys still in

middle school at this point or we had gone to high school no we were in middle school and it was raining and it was a weekend I had to beg my [ __ ] very

special night for Joe and uh clearly um you were hoping that Eric would be there

and that's why you went to the movies and he wasn't so you erased that part well no this was probably just like a really casual thing for it she just

probably wanted to see the movie but yeah that's what I was going at let's rewind back to that so Eric at some point came

to holler at you Eric didn't go to Lincoln right no I don't think Eric went to high

school he went to a prime after I don't think Eric went to high school because he realized in the future he'd never be

able to compete with Joe bu that's not what happened at all he was very much competing he was killing me back then

but look at us now well no that's horrible and that's that's that's that's a horrible thing to say and I personally

don't live that way but so Eric did attempt to holler at you at some point and and in accordance to your story you

shut it down no she obviously they dated what the [ __ ] no no no we did not date

oh my God Eric I'm [ __ ] dying here we did not

dat you [ __ ] Eric K no of course not in the sixth grade are you Ser no no no no no no no oh wait so y'all dealt in

the sixth grade I think it was seventh or eighth grade Ah that's my point but still there was no no nothing crazy so

then what do people do when they date at we were not dating that came from you not from me no I got it from you you

said he he approached me he came approach he gave me play cuz in your last podcast you said he didn't give me

any play oh so you wanted to rectify that you wanted to fix that one up all right so so he did give you play yes

okay I don't know if I want to hear that I don't want to talk about it that's sixth grade so so it didn't last very

long no oh no no no it's the sixth grade so maybe it would yo Hey Joe some is

[ __ ] up in here but okay I think I fixed it without you okay

so high school I fixed it already so high school I'm assuming that's when your

love life just be to sprout yeah people have to at some point

begin to have a love life and high school is typically when this occurs now

for me it was really bad uh that damn Shanti Chestnut oh it was

bad yeah it's the person that [ __ ] snatched my virginity from me I saved

for Alma and she didn't [ __ ] she didn't [ __ ] want it so I Chante

Chestnut from te neck that's a weird name in North Carolina who the had Alle

allegedly slept with a few men at school but I figured that that was good you get you get you want to get someone who is

more experience than you you don't just want to be two virgin sitting there just doing it but it was hard what a horrible horrible hor experience I can't wait for

the internet to pull her up cuz you know that's next won't find her won't find Shante I don't think it'll be that easy

no and I really hope they don't find her if they found these two I'm pretty sure they're going to find everyone thaton wasn't

the still I mean we all got to start somewhere right not me I got a pretty

nice I got started there bro so I got a nice [ __ ] track record I was just going to her to get some uh some

acclimated the world figure it out that was like my situation with the breakup High School

I'm assuming is when this happened to you because you were and still are a very attractive girl you look the same

thank you uh the hair is different and the dress is different the

dress down you were very uh jeans and tomb yeah yeah yeah see but but I

appreciated that she didn't care she didn't care that I appr yeah yeah she didn't she didn't care that I

appreciated that [ __ ] but anyway so I'm assuming High School is when this begin to take place right give me [ __ ] what's what's your

story are you married no single children yes how many I was married for

10 years wow to Eric no I got I

got was some you guys went to school with no oh how do you married for 10 well which

when when did this start high school senior year you married your high school

sweetheart and he went Lincoln I'm assuming no he went to ferris ferris Spanish guy huh

Dominican good old no wonder my downfall good old good old ferris good old ferris

full of Spanish people so you guys would gather 10 years yeah do remember that at some point because um yeah you called me

when I was living out in Maryland one time I don't know how you got my number whoa you're a creep I found her and were

you already Pump It Up Joe yet at Point yeah yeah yeah can we stop to me as that

my only that's actually the only song I know of his oh okay so well she but she

knows better uh so yeah I did find her and she was living away somewhere and

she did have a kid and she had a yeah I think I saw some pictures of Myspace or something like that Myspace like a whole

happy family going on I was like all right cool so but then that didn't work and now you are back in Jersey Jersey m

I'm in Jersey oh God and you're in I mean I'm just saying we're all in Jersey we're

all New Jersey Natives and I'm living there single like a $1 bit are you oh

yes I am so in high school did you ever find Joe attractive he was cute I just looked at Joe more of like brother type

so were you you guys had a you guys had a relationship he used to I used to cook mac and mac and Jesus spam you don't

remember yeah but I was trying to Y I was trying yeah

wait what is what is that story because that sounds disgusting uh she used to make that I used to cook lunch time

lunch time we spam yes yeah you fry the spam put it inside your Mac and Cheese she is 2 years old so that sounds

disgusting it's I've never even had SP and I would never want to it's in a can it's canned meat and she's white let me

let me say that she just that's what's going on you're trying to do this whole Spanish look today and you're [ __ ]

white this is what everything have my a jersey on my Vans nothing is white about

your appearance right now yeah but listen back when we were doing the uh mac and cheese man I was still you know

what I mean I was still trying to do my thumb see but that was in high school

too yeah but I still I wasn't the yeah I wasn't I wasn't uh it did you you had no

game I didn't know about women really then that's what it was okay I was still

figuring myself out now today you figured out a little bit too

much shut the [ __ ] up Marissa I'm not the [ __ ] that you guys make me out to be oh I say who right wait we never got

to the second part of the question so as his career blew up did you ever feel like [ __ ] I shouldn't have married this

she was married for 10 years who looks at their husband like that Y what a hoe I'm not a hoe I'm just saying where our

minds are at you know if you got to look at your husband like that maybe she wasn't happy

obviously they ended up somewhere it didn't end who left who oh he left you I'm opening up I'm

opening up a w man all right all right never mind fig it fig I don't want to make my [ __ ] first crush cry and [ __ ]

I ple the fifth I okay okay cool that that that's a say how's your brother doing he's great is he which one three

oh he's good oh yeah you do have [ __ ] Three Brothers where the [ __ ] is Big chops at he lives out in Lyndon so he's

still out here everybody's out here it'd be nice to see him at some point I'm assuming you have his like a barue yeah

we'll talk talk about that uh off the air so I noticed that when you did uh

when your girlfriend gave us your social media you had only had like a handful of tweets yeah I'm not on soci did you make

a Twitter upon knowing all this had started happening she had a Twitter it was before somebody probably made her

erase that [ __ ] Twitter yeah your Twitter is very uh very low it say something like four tweets I don't go on

it like that I don't even I don't even have an Instagram I just got back on Facebook I'm not into that social media

life so what are you into what do you do for a living what are you into nothing I'm just kidding um I'm an

office manag at OBGYN I'm going to school for nurs what doctor look at you ready to run away

away look at you ready to run that way I have not found a good one I keep because I had a great one where I when I was

with my ex no I do get checked every six months though I just got checked um but no I had a good one when I went to when

my when I Liv with my ex in in King of Prussia in Pennsylvania do we have to talk about OBG

YN in Hoboken I'm going to go so you in Hoboken I'm not far from Hoboken yeah

that's great this is great to so it's a girl a girl doctor or a guy doctor we have six doctors this is not a [ __ ]

he podcast maybe I'm going to get some patience to them maybe we're going to get some advertising too in uh too

inquisitive about that like I don't know what your [ __ ] doing nothing but I want to find a good doctor for when I have

children you want to stay with your OBGYN my mother I went to my mom's obgy and then when that birthed me I was

going to him as an adult and then he retired but so let me just reel you back in for I don't care about well look

OBGYN are important to a woman I just want to make sure that your [ __ ] [ __ ] is clean my vagina is 100% clean

no STDs no even matter to me just it matters to the world I'm very nobody cares vag they care because you know

maybe I have a potential Bay listening hey anyway so now why are you

single it's by choice m oh yeah that means she's [ __ ] got

baggage it's never it's never by it's never by choice it's never by choice by choice how long have you've been single

for seven months oh so oh this is fresh so this is a new oh this is oh this is

getting great oh wow well who the hell were you dating we don't need his name the divorce was seven months ago no the

divorce 5 years oh oh you okay so the guy that you just left how long were y'all together two

years yo I can't lie I hate to be Petty next door here I'm kind of happy that elma's

failing it [ __ ] low I'm kind

I it's like the curse of Joe oh there we go this is [ __ ] great no I don't have

your I don't have your curse how do you know I'm don't you were just with a guy maybe she chose to leave him it would

Cur be a curs because he ended up being [ __ ] this is wonderful I'm so happy that

your love life is failing glad you're happy not that mine is doing great right you haven't done much better let's check

out your track records oh man my love life oh I'm going to find love out there though I am faster than you yeah no I'm

going to find I have I have nothing yeah yeah your life is not conducive to finding love so so does so do you still

want this guy the guy you just left oh he [ __ ] up that was a fast no that no was entirely too quick now I'm cool I'm

good n damn we don't want him nope what do you look at do you think Joe's attractive

now let's make this nice and awkward let's get this [ __ ] awkward that ain't awkward a nothing awkward about

that I still see him as Joseph nothing's changed oh yeah little Joey from no no

no no no no no no no that's the that's the PC answer that's the very safe safe

answer listen Joe today at 34 this ain't little brother Joe from 13 in

[ __ ] uh in uh what was the teacher's name Miss starts with a d Miss

went Miss went yeah you remember her name yeah did you watch Love and Hip Hop when he was on it no no she really

didn't have [ __ ] about [ __ ] her man wouldn't let her do anything he kept her he kept her in a basement somewhere a

cage she didn't no [ __ ] about exactly in a cage what's happening

in the world so what do you do for fun you don't have fun I don't have fun

that's sad I'm not a club chick do you collect anything like Stamps no so

what's wrong with you what are your what are your defects what do you mean what's wrong with you what's wrong with you oh plenty of I don't think we have enough

time for what's wrong with me I'm a tad bit off but that's okay um [ __ ] you Mera

um yeah I'm off I'm just totally totally crazy but yeah everyone has something wrong with

them right what would you say you know if you were in interview what your weaknesses are no no no no no that's bad

that that's bad that's bad we don't care about about that like um if if I were to

ask your ex what's wrong with you what would he

say well you're Spanish so you're crazy say psych Spanish lit my you you stolen too you're

Spanish so you're crazy by default somewhere in there yeah anger anger you

ever punched a hole in a wall yes I have I was so joking but that's

amazing oh my God this is [ __ ] yo I'm estatic that Elma is single and angry

have you broken Electronics used to be angry have you broken Electronics such as cell phones and televisions computers

cell phones stab tires slash tires we got a good one here there's been some cheating going on she's been

cheated on bust the windows I wouldn't have cheated on you but you blew that one yeah right ruin that one you had

your chance oh well all right so have you been curving uh recently the way that you curved me in sixth grade I did

not curve you you did I did not you knew that I you never made a pass you didn't shoot your shot you never made a pass I

didn't know how to make a pass well now you now you know but I was attracted to you you knew I was attracted to you and

you didn't care that's a curve that's valid yeah right that's a

curve yeah get curved every day B cuz I think I told somebody to let her know that that that was the case he told

somebody to let her know yeah well we don't respect that in the sixth grade in the sixth grade it's respectable I Eric karantini told her straight up yo what's

up so that's why he won probably well I don't know that he won cuz according to Alma according to Alma nothing ever

material there and I don't know if I believe Elma what with that she was enamored with this guy did you guys kiss

that's the only oh my God know what the [ __ ] is going on in the world Eric a

kiss I got spam and macaroni and

cheese you know what happened though after one of those uh macaroni and cheese and spam lunch dates I think we

were supposed to do that again and that's when I had it set in my mind and I was going in I was going for the

[ __ ] kill at that next one and then the next one just never happened that's horrible cuz you were talking to Maggie

and Maggie was your friend yes look how spiteful I was I was so Petty and still

Petty I was so petty and hurt I said let me talk to her friend that old teacher there I wonder what what happened with

me and Maggie I wonder why that failed well clearly I didn't have sex with Maggie spiteful in hurt you still have

her here 30 years [Laughter]

later hey that's a good point yo who would do this who would bring their

[ __ ] first crush first [Music] curve 20 [ __ ] years later Joe Joe I

want to tell you something um several years ago when I first started my talk show in DC I had a girl that I've been

hollering at at the end of college who I'd known for a long time almost as long and she'd never give me any play I

brought her up here to the radio show did almost the same segment do you

know how it ended you got play you got the [ __ ] God Marissa why are you so crude well kind of yes it ended up with

us eventually hooking up a little bit and then I dissed her for my now wife oh that's not going to happen that's such a

love story oh she said Jo hey hey hey there's that anger there's that I didn't

nobody suggested anything she just popped out no well that ain't going to happen he a't get [ __ ] like damn see I

can maneuver today see today we can maneuver a little bit damn don't be so angry Jesus no one was even suggesting

such a thought so you would never consider a j with with Joe I'm not setting you guys up I'm just

literally asking her mind State like if he if he was like hey let's go out for hookah shebly doesn't even know what

hookah is I do know what Spanish women love well I don't know she's been in a basement she's been locked in a [ __ ] cage somewhere I don't know what she

knows so you do know what hookah is yes but I don't smoke it okay um do you eat

food sometimes you like you're a robot like you do eat from time to time right

of course okay so so yeah but that would be too too old friends catching up like

that's there are different versions of dates absolutely is I think you I should do it for

research shot it's been 20 years no no no no no no no no no no today today we

won't shoot the shot I just wanted to get closure no I I just needed closure as to

why this was taking place I'm glad I can give you closure and she gave me the typical Spanish woman curve I looked at

him like a little brother how old are you a little brother I didn't say little

oh like a brother I said brother see that's what you think of yourself [ __ ] brother oh no

baby quite the contrary but that's that's neither here I I don't want to

talk about that with Marissa present right now um but no I definitely think

that we should go uh where's a like friendly place the H friendlies

friendlies do that even is that CH still even yes they're still friendlies Friday is better they have good drink selection

I do like I don't drink yeah but Elma probably does I drink oh what the we're

in [Applause] love match made in heaven do you smoke cigarettes

we what are your vices what are you indulging she's just like a robot still I'm not a robot you don't do [ __ ] do you

have any bad habits no I used to she's angry I'm not angry you told us you were angry used to be oh so now you're BR

yeah but I feel like any man could bring that back out of you if he makes you crazy enough so who are you dating now no one no one there's not any I just got

out seven months ago why would I jump into another one oh what a good girl you haven't got like I'm so used to

these ho bags so there's like no HOAs for you like you're not no there's no

just that's just you that's just you Marissa the post breakup H face everyone

goes through it which is I find that pretty funny that you're saying that considering we only had two boyfriends

that's not called a post break up hope that's just you being a ho no I'm very calm now I don't really I don't really

indulge so how long Elmo before you feel like you are um ready to

date yeah ready to date was that you going to ask that is where I was going with that okay and don't give me sexy

eyes don't try it cuz you're like a sister like little reverse reverse Cur

reverse you're like a sister to me all right so don't even try it yeah it doesn't work anymore Joe it's not we're

not buying it Dar yeah yeah so how long before uh yeah I don't know maybe a year or two jeez what you do in that year cuz

you're not going to drink you're not going to smoke you're not going to watch Love and hiop I have my mind set I'm just oh what are you going to go to

school for nursing oh she is holding that [ __ ] hostage I already forgot it's

valuable why not don't just give it away for free not for free

exactly at look at my yo Elma needs to come away

more often na seems so confused wait it is

valuable maybe maybe she'd be interested in going on

vacation Tora Bora that is pretty funny no we can go to uh we can go to uh

Island the exotic island we can go somewhere and and oh what a Spanish women like um that place in the

Bronx Don oh Don see she likes it I knew

it got it I won't be there we got terms and conditions today

and I'm not just running the Don I say that like I don't be in all the hood as [ __ ] why don't you like show her some

very fancy you like that place on the water and uh no cuz that would that would that would that that makes it no

longer a friendly that would make her think that I want some vagina so we have to do like a really like

friendly a Joe situation Outcast I mean uh ALB no look how hi

look how hip-hop I am that's very basic I went to Outcast from Al that is so

[ __ ] hip-hop uh um I think I think Fridays was better you like their wings

I'm too famous to go to Fridays you what we're getting that t-shirt pressed up right now too famous for

Friday yeah Joe Buton problems again that wouldn't be an enjoyable experience

father especially the Fridays in Hack and Sack we have to go somewhere where um nobody knows your name where people

don't really care um wait you didn't agree to this yeah exactly we know we

know we know how about a a lose bar in like Maplewood she doesn't drink I don't

drink drink that would be really stupid and the food's probably no good um Ruby Tuesdays why do you know all the bird

spots like why are you just uh Ruby Tuesdays uh Fridays Applebees but um oh

you a super bird no I'm just basic yeah I prefer Applebees versus like Ruth

Chris uh we can do um um what's this SP what's this SP do me a favor mer sesting

just shut the [ __ ] up I need a second without your 12-year-old brain dictating

what happens in my life no that's where all the hoes go when they want some attention so they can Instagram a [ __ ] a plate and say oh I'm over yeah

yeah yeah I'm not I'm not doing that we can go to um we can go to um is that

Pier Pier 115 yeah have nice onance

there very super dope spot okay I have so much to ask you that I cannot ask you here

so yeah we'll talk we'll talk what kind of music do you listen to witha wrap it

up yeah yeah look [ __ ] everything

Sal I don't listen to I don't to Jo but so that's not everything no clearly how

good is your Bata it's great I was married to a Dominican 10 years how could it's your Bata yeah

really mine isn't too shabby well you stay a Dominican for school for a while

all I've ever [ __ ] dat Dominicans aren we no you've suck you've sucked and

swallowed a few [ __ ] that was my that was my only Dominican smoke was the only one and I don't know if I'm counting him

as like a we've been together for two years no I'm not talking about as a boyfriend of he's like weird introvert

type he's special special case uh shout out to Rosa and smoke but he is a different type of we didn't have to

specify which smoke it was now everyone knows oops my bad U but I want to thank you for taking your time out to to

provide me with closure and thank you to your friend for facilitating what's her name Britney Britney thanks Britney

Britney you have you have oh you've helped me tremendously I cannot thank

you tremendously shut the [ __ ] up my I can't express to you how deeply

appreciative I am that you made this happen um and perer 115 uh if you're

free which you are cuz you're single and angry I didn't agree you know all right

you know you know about these these Spanish girls got got to get to the defensive mechanism wall she's hurt

she's guarded all right we we'll deal with that off the air uh how long has this been how long we're getting the

wrap-ups how long longest episode so far time to go all right but how long has it been uh 76 minutes that's an hour that's

only 16 minutes over we didn't get to our segment today oh we didn't do we

might be over for oh suspenseful next week good because mty wanted to do do

Chief Keef and I was scared he would shoot us all so that makes perfect sense

thank you uh so I'll name this podcast late I want to thank Alma Reyes for giving me closure I want to thank

Marissa for something I mean she didn't do [ __ ] but whatever uh and that's a r

thanks Peter for being late as always I'm here for you one