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White Buffs on them they learned you so you said you got to get it right wait what's the difference now don't try

to hide [ __ ] I see what you did what's the weight what's the weight he went and got the real Buffs Buffs or the glasses

that we were talking about I'm aware of that but I didn't know the difference between the color of the name aren't actually exclusive not exclusive

that's just the official that's the buyer [ __ ] gotcha Detroit won't [ __ ] with you now I see what you're trying to do you got trying to be good out there

so it's good to see you as well if you see my brother Ice uh ish pink top bottom huh all around

white watch Vibes huh um Papa Smurf huh no he went back to a

Smurf right there back huh fresh back from Adrian broners nah Joe he went back to his [ __ ] Roots

huh oh yeah yeah

I'm gonna go in on you yeah big male huh you know the Vibes

never the little one never never passed the prom never

he's annoying right yeah yeah yeah no we're gonna get to him

good to see you buddy all right so first and foremost you'll

be happy I didn't start the ball yet we're good and you did your behavior is atrocious and I'll tell you why you know you come in here very cocky very

different cockshaw is a word that I learned recently I'm sorry what's the word [ __ ] sure she know what

I mean strong [ __ ] sure [ __ ] sure what I've never heard that one I don't know what that means you're sure of your [ __ ]

that's one way of saying it but also bravado yeah so

real quick so as you know um Joe's wonderful significant of us here and his whole person is different

you know look how he's dressed no more baggy [ __ ] today look at your man he got

look at him look fly [ __ ] [ __ ] he took it walking around exceptionally well

his back Don't Hurt No More [Music] he helping usually when it's time to

work the [ __ ] outside minding his business flip you look comfortable today man [ __ ] all that

don't try to Hype me [ __ ] man this is my language you look good though thank you thank you man and he said yes

to anything that I asked for he what he's showing he got you a new chair thank you very much that's all I'm saying I know thank you

but we got to get them see people okay [ __ ] but [ __ ] be in love they act different no that's true my man pulled

the whole couch he put his hope I watched him in the [ __ ] ass smooth shoes

I got it I gotta do it you want me to move this boy yeah you were so stupid

but I missed you I missed I miss you too my week has been a little too peaceful I'm too peaceful it's good to be back

and good to see you guys thank you welcome back welcome back good is there any jokes that we cannot say I'm just

getting that out the way early because I'm in a silly mood I'm reading y'all a little serious board hey viewers it's

the weekend I'm with y'all I don't know nothing about none of this serious [ __ ] I'm only here to laugh so same but who

can I pass the buck to while I just left Tuesday topics yeah y'all [ __ ] looking like he'll you just Heal the World they

make this a better place topic PBS yeah after school special day who's running for Republican Senate what

the [ __ ] Bahama [Laughter]

was dead ass he's a Catherine Bahama is running for I was like whoa whoa so who

is doing what yo she's serious oh my God but we need a little bit of that though

y'all doing y'all good all right six o'clock oh

you're taking a little you're taking a little extra off the top every pod now though you keep going lower and lower

you embrace it man he can't he can't taper no more look it's too low he can't even taper

Embrace what come on no he would No it should look crazy boy

he gotta hold on like in Vogue to your loving you got to hold on

hold on you know you look crazy with a baldy

right sorry

the nerve of you exactly well how dare I all right microphone check one two what

is this this is episode what

602.603. time flies when you're having fun I don't know yeah I mean welcome to

episode 603 that sounds funny of the Joe Button

podcast I'm your humble gracious grateful and excuse me

yeah crazy uh and highly favored host Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest sister Mel is here brother

flip is here uh uh [ __ ] libraries here issues here big Freeze ice is here

Parks is here Poe is here J.R is here

welcome uh uh uh look at my baby over there trying to spy on me [ __ ] out of

here uh Erickson is here and that will do it for the game Tanner's here by remote everyone here please remember

that it is on us to think of titles hmm because those I'm a little sick of

those 11 p.m texts oh my God we don't do it it will not be done he'll know oh

yeah because he ain't right oh my God but anyway how's everybody doing how y'all feeling you're looking

good smelling good feeling great uh High vibrations uh no low vibrational plates

no no no no no no no no no vibration place is what you want yeah that's a good place low vibrations

he said no low vibrational plates no that's what you want yeah that was yet another uh

prime example of women hating women yeah yeah it was

somebody sent me a list I saw that list if you want me to read it I saw that I'll read it to you

I took a picture of it it's a lot of [ __ ] on there too some of this I don't know what it is so you'll have to

explain it to me but the list goes and shout out to you whoever this is women hating women

even the Apple Genesis

boss [ __ ] brunches yeah yeah yeah that's a fact fact came to workers

yeah tipping in the strip club oh yeah hard now she is talking to him now if

you ever want to see women hate on women just look at the women tipping in the strip club why what is a woman and

tipping in a strip club look like with her money

I guess that's a good that's an important distinction I think that's a really important distinction yeah women

don't just spread the love they find one person that they like they'll diss the

rest of the [ __ ]

hair stylist and no no 4C here I don't know what 4C air is 4C hairs it's a

texture oh sleeping with celebrities husbands Kaya

uh double homicide I don't know what that is I don't know what that is bridesmaids

that was that was from watching wait that's what that's that clip oh damn yeah that's right that's right

um oh the clip yeah oh the clip yeah I got it I forgot which I got it

bridesmaid wedding gifts um WNBA support oh [ __ ] facts work harder

Tristan Thompson Queen Elizabeth and Megan yeah yeah

every time Beyonce drops yeah Nikki verse cardi low vibrational plates

versus the photographer I don't know locations Miami Houston New Orleans and

Cabo that's hilarious Nike HBCU shoe bootlegger

I don't know bridesmaids wedding backstabbing TSU basketball brawl Meg vs Kelsey two

hour wash and go with no wash trans women coming for Aretha oh [ __ ]

well natural bodies is for broke women oh yeah that one started to gain a

little steam too it's don't know none of these [ __ ] uh groom mom wears identical wedding

dress I just saw that that was recent galentine's day yeah Cheney of pine beer

photography shaming clients hand scars I don't know that anymore coming to you as

a woman that's definitely that's it yeah yeah I want to make the man version of that

okay well when men hate on each other men hate on each other a lot crazy but

it's never highlighted like like the women no it's not oh ever ever men hate

on each other a lot yes they do and you know when we find out about it during pillow talk that's when men are always

griping and gossiping about each other but do yeah it don't get broadcast no

I'm gonna take the girl to have to expose the [ __ ]

it would take the girls to expose the [ __ ] [ __ ] don't typically get online and start doing no [ __ ] like that most

[ __ ] Ain't gonna come to you as a man quote unquote today is a little different I was about to say today is

very different are women

these new [ __ ] do all the [ __ ] that you just said maybe the new [ __ ] do it yeah no difference

I've been waiting on [ __ ] to come to me as a man for about 17 years they've never done it yeah sometimes I knew the

[ __ ] he still wouldn't come to me as a man but you would but you would hear Rumblings of what he's saying about you

on the outside right come talk come holla at me about it only if the girl told you okay so ice let me ask you a

question describe this new [ __ ] the one that does all the Talking describe him first off this new [ __ ] will approach

the other [ __ ] on the internet today I've seen it play out on the time about popping this chick bro all right you want to really let me keep it a buck I

was just on caffeine last night I thought the dude was joking but one of other dudes in the comments was like yo

ice I [ __ ] with you but I ain't gonna front you pop my chick and I'm like smash the [ __ ] out of here man stop

playing no big freeze [ __ ] yes you did he started listening I'm like who you talking about what's hunting issues he said I'm like okay I do know somebody

with that when okay this is starting to add up well I still I'm like give me her area code or

something he knew my thing is why he thought you didn't but that ain't hating though you pop my check [ __ ] yeah why

are you bringing that to me oh true on a public forum wait wait hold on wait wait wait don't break you're not supposed to approach a [ __ ] that pops your chick

why would you I wouldn't alive why why no I was weird no but not anywhere is

weird not aggressively no but you get to have a conversation you [ __ ] my [ __ ] that's weird why would I why was that

witch y'all [ __ ] don't wanna take accountability for your [ __ ] getting [ __ ] y'all went ah from it [ __ ] you

[ __ ] my girl [ __ ] what's up let me ask you a question I know Fighters thinking about dog I ask you a question some [ __ ] is not scared to have a

conversation with a [ __ ] by [ __ ] a [ __ ] what's the conversation yo she be getting you the gooch too no nothing you

talking about not details but you could get a clear understanding of what happened how it happened why yeah you

can yo I got a drunk you know what I'm saying I took over here that's your girl wait I just want to

make sure for so the audience is clear because flip may speak for a particular crowd when is this acceptable

anytime what's the purpose wait what if you find in the barbershop chill in mind in my

business let's talk about it a [ __ ] just comes in oh [ __ ] Joe Budden yo

nope the problem is you guys want to add it I just said that out loud I'm sure

someone catch up to the spaghetti sauce stop we're talking about if you're aware if

you saw something and you were aware that this [ __ ] and your girl might have had something going on it's okay to say

let me holla at you outside and have a conversation man-to-man about it it's okay not aggressively because you gotta

check your girl I've done that before and felt like a total sucker yeah well not me I've done that before it felt

like because turning aggressive is high no not really not necessarily well it ain't even about that you two [ __ ] can't

come to nothing because she calls the shot there's nothing for you two [ __ ] to discuss right there I wanna know sure

but I was screaming what is the purpose of like have you found out that a dude used to [ __ ] your chick yeah right use

two wait hold on you two are [ __ ] up why you with her oh you tell me no no

[ __ ] your girl while you're with her then there's premise for a conversation that's what I'm talking about you talking about

stop currently [ __ ] your chick I don't see a reason to have a conversation really I don't either

really what can you do about it nothing but not for nothing if someone pulls me outside and says yo you're [ __ ] my

girl I'm automatically thinking no he's about to shoot me so I'm gonna get down with the new the new YouTube

monetization rules you know it's ego a lot of times a lot of times you know conversations don't go like that I think

that don't stop conversations do not go like that if you see a man you have a conversation like yo it it doesn't

always get aggressive true like sometimes it really turns out a lot a

lot of [ __ ] like yeah yo you know I understand they explain it we haven't come because sometimes what do I understand chill out man I want to ask

you a question why y'all [ __ ] what's up ask me the questions you saying that your current your current girl your

current girl yes I get you primary look you're a current girl it's [ __ ] a dude

your girl voluntarily gave him some [ __ ] of course what do I have to discuss with this man if he not my

friend he don't owe me that's one you've never told you to Loyal look number two I'm gonna take the [ __ ] outside and say

yo you [ __ ] my girl nine times out of ten if he a real [ __ ] he gonna say no I ain't [ __ ] your girl me no no

that's that's like my little sis no you're not that's not a real [ __ ] what are you talking about I see [ __ ] say I've seen two gangsters

have a conversation first of all I've seen it go both ways I've seen it and violently I seen it Go violently

right when my man end up getting hurt because of destroying the car and I seen

two real gangsters have a conversation to understand you might go get the plate number

I just seen it what makes it I'm just saying I'm just saying me

being around seeing it I've seen people have conversations but I understand I think that's goofy I don't mind having a

if a [ __ ] if I'm with a girl we sell like neanderthals even unpacking it let's not use YouTube monetization If a

man has sexual relations with my girl right and I'm aware of it and I ask him

not going to go into him aggressive because it's not his fault she gave it up he didn't take it from her so why are

you even asking him cause I get to put things into perspective of you know when it happened how it happened where it

happened at so you want details I do yeah this is that's my son right there y'all

this [ __ ] right there oh oh I just want to take the jacket off way before the

broadcast you knew it was gonna get hot it wasn't hot at first I think

it was right there is there is ice is trying to do something uh not your people but the

last few parts is [ __ ] with us us Isis he trying to do something I'm

really not I'm watching he ain't slick that's all I just want a pie all right come on let's pop what's up what did

Catherine O'Donnell what happened man what happened no music came out right no none that I could see

on my on my side we talked about we talked about this yeah it's February and it's still going ain't no music coming

out March a couple singles nothing March March I usually I'm surprised because

usually we'll get that one big artist dropping a single either right after the Grammys or around the grand we got yachty that was that was the closest

thing to a big release date

yeah yeah Elliot B dot took y'all asses out to

Utah beat you to the punch buddy they're gonna beat me every time

how you watch the interview yet me neither I'm gonna watch it I want it I'm gonna I'm gonna watch it I see a clip

floating around and sound like I was right what's the clip I didn't see it

what's the name is album don't try this at home oh that's the

album title okay don't try whatever this

try this [ __ ] yeah I'm done I'm done yeah I'm done I'm done hey pick up the new NBA youngboy album don't try this at

home and let me know what the [ __ ] this is what what might it be that he don't want you to try Mr changed man yeah don't try

this uh all right what else come on give me something where we start now congratulations Pharrell I I for real name some [ __ ]

head what he's the new men's uh creative director over at Louis Vuitton that's dope and he's uh basically he's

replacing Virgil

[Applause]

I'm just wondering should musicians hold these high positions like in you know these kind of these massive designer

houses uh musicians maybe not oh what's up for

real for real yes yes they're dope for real yes somebody who's been fashioned

he's been fashion man yes in fact since 1987 bro yeah and you could you could

you could be multifaceted because you're a musician but in what circumstance is like a title like that's been given to

somebody who didn't deserve it awesome you said what circumstances and what yeah and what circumstance is a

title like this been given to somebody oh two minute account yeah often too many to count but I don't know at big

fashion houses well that's what I was about to say I don't know about with big fashion houses that's different but

uh a big celebrity being the face of some [ __ ] that they should not be the

face of that's every day in this okay the big fashion house is all yeah I

can't really speak to the mistakes they've made this isn't this to me this is new with them getting in bed in this

capacity overdue I think they see the black dollar and see how much Virgil really um

but this is just me guessing and shooting um how much Virgil meant to high-end

fashion and see that Kanye meant to high-end fashion and they see that yo we might be onto something here like they

they really got a wave it's over Louis Vuitton is classic you know what I'm

saying iconic they've started to modify some of them looks to fit a younger Urban demo you know what I'm saying the

white bag with all the colors on it yeah the LV and [ __ ] like that they they see some black dollars that's being

generated well there's some floating theories that say they took all of that [ __ ] from our ancient tribes it is I saw

it man you'd be on the same algorithms too you gotta get off my algorithm that [ __ ] man no I've seen I've seen

some other [ __ ] I was about to come in here and play here go your name all underneath Lance just think on my dick why are you getting on my dick I don't

know I was there first all right

but let me just say something you know you missed us so much

[ __ ] Adidas you dressed all nice iron your clothes to get around us [ __ ] hey

mute up for a second if we could tell that you man happy to be back around [ __ ] because talk like he was talking uh off

the mic when he was like what you said we put some big football all pro [ __ ] in your seat that's what you said damn

right that was hey look you didn't even want to sit in the same seat I was like you asked for a new seat I was hating on

them because I heard you was throwing young boy shots that's what I heard when I read but I'ma get to it later you're a

man we're doing what throwing young boy shots throwing shots yeah that's what they were saying in the comments yeah huh man I was backing that thing up on

him yeah a word stop playing

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause] [Music] don't you dare make that

Adidas is lost close to almost a billion dollars dropping Kanye in there trying

to I guess re-engage into something or revisit the idea with Kanye or something

to that effect I don't know if it's gonna work I don't know if it's not I think the ball is in this court if they do decide to go down that route with him

if I was him I'll do some you know extra ordinary [ __ ] I mean so so they talking

to Kanye again this is what I heard yes they try to revisit my talks they're trying to revisit the whole conversation

it's a whole different conversation now that's what I'm saying what do you think that he's gonna do [ __ ] I'm part of the company what do you think he's gonna do

I'm just saying if you thinking about Kanye what do you think that what route would he take hijack yeah ski mask hi

Jack I'm John yeah [ __ ] you talking yeah they look so but a company like Adidas do you think that no don't look at me

crazy a billion dollars is yeah forget it yeah [ __ ] this is now I own some of

Adidas with y'all did they not think that they would lose that much money I don't think they no

they didn't really and they did not they didn't just lose there either Beyonce too they said they lost her Beyonce

we're going to lose a bunch of money in the we're firing him no they said to the to the shareholders that yo we're gonna

have a bad couple quarters yeah you know what I mean like I'm just letting y'all know that we're gonna have it back a couple quarters but this might be

catastrophic I don't think they realized it was gonna be this bad and then like I said you factor on they also lost with Ivy Park yeah that's a lot of money

there too so it's bleeding over there and they can't they can't they say Adidas is looking to repurpose easy merchandise Financial below so they

can't do anything with the Yeezy without it right just for sure just for shits and giggles has anyone here spoken to

anybody you mean like actual reporting yeah

speculations

[ __ ]

yeah well it's clear that they don't listen to the podcast because I told y'all

[ __ ] that dumb fake Yeezys that y'all was playing himself

then they hit the same without that mm-hmm it needed a little bit of that yo

here you go we don't stand they're trying to clean up the shoe nah

[ __ ] I need the sentence I need the sins to get holy

oh God that's terrible yo I'm gonna ask her did y'all see um because you know

Valentine's Day was was this week did y'all see an abundance of a girlfriend boyfriend reveals through the

close friends hmm [ __ ] was crap Instagram was lit

no this [ __ ] was amazing I was having a blast okay what happened you post a regular little picture yeah

and then that little green one pop up and that's the Valentine's Day gift the

date the whole [ __ ] but then go right back to the regular picture like oh so you don't want everybody to see this it was a lot of reveals happening oh

well you've been it was it was hilarious though they got that off the ladies was moving stealthy

out there yeah they were you were very special you're like damn you oh you got a man oh

um it's cool I get it yeah I'm with Mel I didn't see none of that

stuff I saw a bunch of memes I saw a bunch of memes of like a group of girls

at a bar talking about me and my girlfriends waiting on our [ __ ] to be done with their girlfriend

holy [ __ ] that's what I've seen out there and I've been around long enough to know that energy is always out there

for sure so but not a uh reveals in the close friends now they've been the girl's been going crazy

what do you mean

they wearing the pants they lead in the relationship literally not yours though no okay so you see them

you see they got mad at the uh ASAP and um Rihanna cover I saw what she had oh my God it was so good it was so good

they want to cover British rules so yeah and Rihanna is in the lead or arm back holding ASAP and he's

holding he's holding the back he's holding the baby and they were like yo this is this is emasculating men because

look why is she leading him [ __ ] she's a billionaire [ __ ] Rihanna

it was hot who was hot dudes yes women women of

course not women it was all championships I have to say on the matter will be viewed as hate go ahead that's okay safe

space no no no no no we don't agree with that space anything

I have to say will be viewed as I said we don't stay I don't stand with we over

here jbn we don't stand some of us don't stand with that [ __ ] though I don't I'm not getting on the picture but my wife I

don't [ __ ] see a billionaire not [ __ ] I wear the pants [ __ ] I wear the pants

[ __ ] like that that's corny [ __ ] that's right that's corny I I agree with the

people out there he looked crazy the shout out to him beautiful baby but come on you holding the baby she's

holding your head back you follow me that's what he better be doing she say that [ __ ] life who gives a [ __ ] he do

who gives a [ __ ] that she saves his life he do that [ __ ] that her money and

influence might actually have you know might actually kind of turn the tide on

charges that he's facing man really maybe possibility

so you enjoy you enjoyed that you thought that the the cover the cover was awesome I'm not looking at the cover and

looking at him I'm not thinking what do you see what do you see when you see it I'm looking at somebody I'm looking at

somebody who is incredibly supportive of his woman and loves his baby that's what I see and somebody that likes being in

the back you know yo I didn't look at that as emasculation

however I did feel a way with them saying

that that's his role because she had billionaires exactly that's why I don't look at the cover I didn't take nothing from the cover right I didn't think

nothing negative at all but when you hear the comments saying yeah he should play the back because she has more money

I don't agree with that that's what it is but why not wow oh now we're cooking hold on wait a minute

why not because I think that a man could provide for his woman

not being the breadwinner well sure you can you understand what I'm saying so because provision is not only financial

so this is one of the issues that we have and I think in relationships is that yo dog we immediately go to the

money piece and so when you go to the money piece it's saying whoever makes the most money is the leader so now and

oh God I don't even we say that all the time yeah we say it all the time we say that all the time I don't say that just

the [ __ ] you do no I don't fam I don't think that because a man makes the most money he's the leader of the household I

think the man should be the leader of the household whether he makes the most money or not regardless

excuse me Fam if I married Jennifer Lopez or I'm

married [ __ ] Jay let me take JLo off because that's always my go-to right but

of a man um and I want to answer I want you to answer this too honestly when I when I

flip it as soon as you get off the ledge yo so so if a man doesn't make as much

money as a woman y'all are all in consensus agreement saying that he can't leave the household you know I'm not

hold up foot I'm saying he should be in the back holding baby

please use your big girl words that you are so well at using you should be in

the back holding the baby the question one more time if a man does not make the most money he can't leave

the household question mark of course he can lead down so I would love for Melissa to answer Joe if a man

is in the back of a picture does that that doesn't mean that's what I said okay it doesn't it

doesn't to me the picture looks like he didn't ask that okay okay

then we got to go down the road of defining what leadership actually is she's tapping yeah

define leadership in the household Define it because majority of the time people define leadership in the

household as monetary as Financial What defined leadership by your standards if

Finance does not come into play please do and then I'll answer the [ __ ] questions

with you exactly yeah but she's without yeah

but she's advancing the conversation by asking you a question so now so wait wait wait stay here stay here we ain't

leaving because I want because now I want this to to to go somewhere so now all of the women that make more money

when we start getting higher up in Brackets right let's say shoot a number

300 Grand you have three percent of the United States making more money than you not even three percent of the United

States making more money than you so you are basically saying that once you get to a certain Financial bracket you're going to be single for a long [ __ ]

time because it ain't that many men that make more money than you well you lost me there you lost me if a man can't

leave the household if he don't make more money than the woman as a woman when you get to a certain

Financial bracket you damn near gonna be single because it's mathematically there's not a lot of we just tried to

advance but she could make more money and just find

a [ __ ] that makes less money than her she don't have to be single I know but that means that he can't read the leader of the household women are constantly

saying yo we don't want to be what is it soft life soft life that's what they say they want what if she provides her own

soft life that part too that means that the main we're missing the point the man can't be the leader in his household

women are saying they want the man to be the leader and that is predicated on finances and you make a certain amount

of money you are damn near shooting at the sky for no reason but I look I like Mel's a line of questioning does leadership entail strictly financially

does a man making less money than a woman say that he can be the leader all

right so let's say yes argument let's define like she said let's just Define what leadership is bro no I'm not trying

to I ask making decisions in the household that's cool bro I want hey let me give it I want to [ __ ] up the pot go

ahead no no like let me give you a story I had a girlfriend one time um she was a little bit older than her

fiance Maybe by about like five or six years and she made a little she made more money and every chance she got

especially in front of us she would she would I mean she would emasculate the [ __ ] out of him to the point where it

was so uncomfortable for us as her friends to be present like it was embarrassing you know what I mean and

when it came like you know maybe a month away from the wedding I begged her I was like you got to really understand like

why are you marrying this dude because it's really uncomfortable their marriage lasted like six months you know because

she couldn't alter that mentality of I'm the breadwinner so therefore I lack

respect I run this you know what I mean that is a recipe for disaster and that is why I want to make the clarification

because I think that a lot of people both men and women think that leadership really begins and ends with being the

breadwinner in the house you make the money you call the shots and that is not to me where leadership lives and dies it

isn't so where does it live so your answer could have been no um

okay if I want to be boring as [ __ ] sure also what is really like what does

leadership mean like you is there a competition in a healthy relationship of who is if there's if I hear a noise

downstairs is a burglar you are getting up with the bat yes it's not gonna be me okay is that leadership great okay

you're leading well what if you're closer to the door we forget there's a lot of people in the

hood that we know coming up of some you know one of them bum [ __ ] that get a

woman that works at a bank or work hard and and they're [ __ ] are good and they still make the call and make the

decision they're driving a car they do whatever they do whatever she she does whatever

he wants her to do we've seen it we've seen [ __ ] like that of course ill [ __ ] long dick to pause I'm saying

look how can you pause that no I'm just saying he's [ __ ] [ __ ] out of no for real we know a lot of [ __ ] in the hood

this guy's got a huge dick what else is there

you can't just I'm just saying that could be real Joe you we know a lot of [ __ ] that we came up with Long John

said that were bombs and she was and she was supporting his bumness yeah while the families they know get away from him

she's secluded you see a lot of that even [ __ ] she got away from her family to [ __ ] with this bum ass [ __ ] who's

driving a car picking up late from work sometimes you got to take the bus in the train she make the most money right he's

doing [ __ ] [ __ ] okay well [ __ ] her down does not equal leaders it just

means getting it back properly no all the time she hypnotized for a minute all

right but he's still able but okay we talk about leadership he's still able to make the decisions he's still able to

say no I want to do this now we not doing this no you're not going that way you know when you when when a woman is

dignitizing we've seen that you might be leading her astray but yeah that's leadership there we go that's leading

her straight that's right still leadership that but it is leadership okay it's I

don't consider that leadership but to end it off I didn't think the Rihanna cover was emasculating Rocky at all I

didn't but again I just read the comments and they was like yeah he better be [ __ ] bowing down basically

because she makes more money and I just don't agree that's what my comments came from as well I agreeish well speaking

strictly from an editorial standpoint he was never going to be in the front of that sure why not why not because she

makes a story

and they was taking pictures zoo was in the front stop playing like [ __ ] like come on it's just happening on the cover of vote but I don't give a [ __ ] Vogue a

whole um let's give me more stop playing man when Nikki got with Zuzu she puts zoo in the front zoo was doing a lot of front [ __ ] let's talk about it when

Nikki got with you [ __ ] you think every [ __ ] not doing that [ __ ] just choose to do that he that's a choice and we

support him true but I don't think they would have been on it territorial standpoint from an editorial

standpoint on British vote that's not if we're calling for Rihanna

this is a women's calling this fashion magazine yeah that's true this is not a

thousand percent true it's not it's not even a question I respect it okay there you go take it a step further British

Vogue was surprised hey you brought him two

you reach back and we're going to Center the shot around you

um you go back to your Twitter days no I'm not just if you do a stop oh man that's hilarious but now shout to

them I thought the cover was happy family I thought the cover was amazing only on

the Pod you say all that [ __ ] and [ __ ] on [ __ ] for like 30 minutes just salute to them beautiful relationship

I loved it this bum ass marketing got me kind of rooting face slap too now I hate it

what did this bomb has all of his pictures together baby another baby like

oh God Boy [ __ ] I was hating this [ __ ] the

[ __ ] out of here

yeah he's from Barbados no he's not he's at least at least one

of his parents is from Barbados well that really matters

[Music]

so Busta Rhymes he was walking through somewhere I think he'd just done an appearance or something like that and a

woman grabbed his grabbed his ass and he threw a drink on her apparently allegedly

he did okay how do you guys feel about women groping you like does it [ __ ] it

is to yourself I've been groped I don't like that [ __ ] no ton of times it doesn't feel good but

we're not allowed to say that as men why not because you're a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] if you say it you're gay really yes 100 yes

you're gay if you don't want a a strange a stranger who just happens to have a

vagina groping you yes yeah we're telling you as men yes you're not

allowed to voice that you didn't want that I feel like even if a girl's just flirt with you don't touch you and you don't yeah you gotta return fire then

you might be good that is that you don't reciprocate the energy that she putting out that is true that is what's wrong with you you don't like girls no I just

don't like you that's an abysmally myopic way of looking no this is really what's happening this happens what it's

wrapping you at the ground at the Grammys

give me a little loser let me help you feel better [Laughter]

takes his hand in the closet Terry Crews you at the Grammys no I'm gonna talk about the Grammy's I'll talk about just

being out in New York uh Terry Crews will not tell the truth right

there's another one these [ __ ] will not tell the truth about what they into

um

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because you don't want to assume that muscle-bound man can't be them the [ __ ]

you would know they jump into your DMs

stop man you nasty for you remember your name you told us 77 times yo can I read

your DMs of course on air like now never

all right in her head on here you can make it up you mean her making

it up no hurry just [ __ ] but you can't I won't say anything I'll just reading it to herself and we get to watch her

that's lit that's lit she's a little too excited

listen here's the thing you guys do not want to see my DMs it's all dick pics okay

you guys know okay so I'm just a preemptive strike before you guys could ask

what I did don't understand the city I only saw two at first what's wrong with you my [ __ ] yes

you don't have to read through them you know what you're doing it just hand them over yo

the rest of us will just continue conversations no we're gonna guess what we think she's seeing I already know

what she's saying it's corny I already know what uh what it's doing yeah it's a lot of

start start tomorrow send me whatever you make Mel's face hasn't changed it really hasn't

my DMs is corny tell the truth a lot of people mentioning you in their

story if you delete all the good stuff that's going on I ain't delete a thing I don't know

right you know what he did on the way oh you mean he might actually be a good boy

God damn it oh he definitely got to delete him no no no no no I don't want you yeah he did

because I went into the request I went into the request not even the DMs I went into the request to see all that yeah

I do it or no what can I do it don't let me say it because I'ma say yeah do what just yes or no

should I do it yes you know you bullshitting I know you bullshitting all the men know he's [ __ ]

did

oh wait whatever oh well this is a this is this is a very sensitive topic for male it is

Mel cursed me out and walked she cursed me out and walked into the bathroom so this is sensitive about women passing

their Prime apparently Don Lemon said that look

Nikki Haley who is a republican she has announced her candidacy uh for the next

presidential election um Donald Trump has announced his Rick DeSantis has um uh announced his etc etc

what's that so Don Lemon was you know talking mad

[ __ ] talk oh this was the reason why he'd made the comment which has nothing to do with anything during a speech that

Nikki Haley was giving on Wednesday she basically said that um mental competency

um I guess you know whatever should be part of the whole you know

um should be part of the candidacy like if you're running as president you should have mental competency tests

because I agree with that too thank you are over the age of 75 so Donald Trump

is 76 and Biden is 80. so after the age of 75 all

um nominees should have mental competency tests that is why he said something about her being past her prime

that she shouldn't be having a conversation about age because she's past her prime being 51. what the [ __ ]

does that have to do with the price of rice in China well it's the price of tea but yes

is that what you think of when you think of the Asian community [Music]

say that stop Asian hate me what the [ __ ] was that he's so bad what's that about

moving right along that's crazy it's moving right along

yeah this is the reason why he made the comment about her being past her Prime at the age of 51 because she had

basically said during her speech about the mental I'm just what's your issue with that what does one thing have to do

with the other okay numerous people talked about Trump during his presidency as having Dementia

or having um personality disorders or having just mental disorders so what does that have

to do with her and her ability to lead is her being Pastor what is the prime

we're not she's not saying hey by the way who wants to [ __ ] me this is not what she's doing she's running for

[ __ ] presidents no why does his comments hit home about like you take a very

you know no he said hit home like this is

something really serious though cause you're taking this man no no talk to me it's me it's me man [ __ ] touch me

I'll kill you sorry we got something to say why just tell me what's going on nobody ever ever ever

mentions anything about men and their [ __ ] Prime when they get around the

same age as a woman trying to do the same thing that they're doing meanwhile she's 25 years younger than no sorry

she's 30 years younger than the current president and she's like 25 years younger than the former president my

only argument is just talking about the fact that Prime for what prime for child bearing years or prime for president

like it was just a stupid comment and he walked it back and he sounded stupid and

that's the bottom line I agree definitely sells if you look at this [ __ ] office now I don't want to hear nothing about proms

this one here we don't even know if he's actually there yeah

on the news this morning they definitely was just came out of nowhere lying to us about how great shape uh Biden is in

well they always do that yeah they got to do that he's a perfect health on a random Friday just yeah you know

what Kevin Durant to the Suns also that Biden for an 80 year old and he's

projected to being at uh 84 year old perfect health and as you know that's

the weight that number he would be at come on now I'm 48 inch vertical

with the combine and [ __ ] yeah anyway as always I went outside and you guys

stumbled upon content gold like you always that's why y'all get paid to be bucks what happened what did I miss come

on so what did I miss tell me everything Mel was um I figured out why I was why

the uh past that prom was so bother something to Mel and then Mel said yes

you know what I'm going to admit that I'm sexually frustrated um I'm I'm going through a lot mentally

HR and we need the lady hold on hold on hold on and then it said

well you mean to tell me this there was no [ __ ] in New York that bust your chops he covered his ears I sat there

and listened oh yeah and I was outside yeah

puts cream on her shoulder because she burned herself out of sexual frustration to feel the thrill again

that was the first time then you was like oh exactly man it was a double burn

there's two burners on the same spot no no no you're absolutely right sexual frustration is definitely a thing right

over here but what I'm saying is that you know ish everybody's called me out on it shout out to ish because it's

tried to you know get you to understand that maybe you should go back and look and bring some old things yeah go spin

the Block it's a [ __ ] in New York you lived in New York for a long time I did girls don't forget good dick and she

whispered and said well they all left I heard that part I listened to everything like this

they all left won the verdict against their power energy drink

[Laughter]

s

what you're saying is the way what you're saying is you don't you don't believe this [ __ ] for one second not at

all right hey Mel you my [ __ ] because I want you take it away but it could be something else too

they might not have left but it's a new crop in New York too um yeah you these [ __ ] out here

looking for the Cubs I mean you know what you gotta do right you know what you got to do same go find you okay oh

[Music] yeah when I said that oh [ __ ]

yo you knocked it when I said you were like [ __ ] I've heard all them comments

I gotta watch the episode you can't go that's what they said I

gotta watch that I'm disappointed you guys were leaving party

look at the gym there

oh man um

like come on no no no I'm with you I'm with you I just don't want us to lose what we talking about I like wear issues

it's all kind of the same space I don't know if you should be allowed to misutilize the platform this way you

come in here with this I know this [ __ ] that you're doing this Damsel in Distress

no we talking about you [ __ ] put your cape on take it off yeah you [ __ ] no no

he calling out I'm with y'all he's not calling her house yes he is yes he is he calling out

let me hear it let me hear it let me hear it you know he is all right let's see he's

on our side [Music]

Yankees and Mets gonna be in your [ __ ] like yo what happened guaranteed

contracts you guys are [Music]

didn't we just get finished having a conversation about how like finances are and everything that 84 mil got [ __ ] up

my [ __ ] in a while that's just one season for professors are going to be in your joint but they too old but I'm

Gonna Keep It Real y'all don't even know that day son all her friends sent her

that [ __ ] bro like you got some [ __ ] up friends yo stop I told me stop playing with my partner I saw all her

text message [ __ ] yo he got it look look look look send her a screenshot she saw it [ __ ] we talked about it leave

her alone yeah y'all got her like this look just for the record and I'm not trying to Pander but I do 100 actually

200 believe Melissa Ford would be dick deprived currently but

a few things that would not

you better you better they wouldn't be happy

I believe but yeah no and and I think I geez I

don't think she's looking to change that any time she's looking to ride this yoga pool to

the imaginary listen okay listen as long as you can stretch by a pool Pilates who

needs penis with veins you're an incel

involuntary celibate is that what that means involuntary celebration yes yes it is no it is

another definition

it's invalid we're talking about involuntary yes you would like to have sex but you cannot have yourself

another definition that's exactly the definition of the word that has everybody else yes

a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually typically

associated with the views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active so they call

involuntarily wait typically would abuse what they call us uh Chads typically

associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually

active so in cells hate y'all

I probably go what I thought it was like I thought it was like hotels

no now I've got to know bleep it though

was like laughs

[Music]

that's crazy yeah but back to my point fam you lived in New York for a long

time you had some good experiences in New York I'm sure and I'm sure if you

are as do you know how long I've been gone and for like eight almost eight years no so

I remember girls that made me feel awake 15 years ago

I love this song though yeah

oh Once Upon a Time

oh man my baby mom my first baby mom learned me something to that that little

diddly right there boy I don't know what the [ __ ] that is but y'all would y'all wouldn't know that

song y'all I thought you was playing Gucci Mane no he don't know that song I do sound like listen song is called

lick but who you wouldn't know this song is famous

from the movie what movie was this song in Love Jones now this song was in one of

them let's look it up Menace boys it's in some movie that's

where everybody can do the song from and it was on a soundtrack nobody brought Joy's out now

but yeah this is where all the freaks was look up what movie this was from old

mamas out there playing with this show right now [Laughter]

did anybody find it yet no I ain't gonna hold you bro j-o-i I know

I found the song they just don't have it in there you see the soundtrack this is all I heard I know oh my God I was like oh yeah

you're about to turn it up she's a very big girl that's that [ __ ] though I

recently learned oh I'm about to [ __ ] get my Atlanta pass revoked but I'm down

he about to piss me off why [ __ ] you're not from Atlanta I'm not from Atlanta

it was in the triple X soundtrack yeah triple X then these are Vin Diesel that's the only thing I saw too

well yeah that came out probably around that sentence no well maybe I'm mistaken who knows uh

I'm recently just learning just how many slabs two thousand times oh yeah

no no oh okay I thought you're gonna say some outlandish [ __ ] but no no like what

I could understand a lot of people not really being up on Gucci's catalog like that he got a lot of songs that I like that I just didn't know was his song so

well all of those artists like the down south artists or or the younger artist too I'll be like ice I know them he'd be

like yeah he'll be like as long as I play the record like oh that's it oh that's him and he'll be like oh I am this one and

this one I'm like oh damn oh damn damn I don't I just don't identify the artist with the songs nowadays can I go back to

our earlier topic not to dwell on Melissa but what age do you have to be

before you say to yourself I just don't have it like I used to have it

not you personally her but her stop playing with her I'm not saying her

because I don't think she would feel that yes she would never feel she wouldn't if you read it oh you're not in our group chat if you've got our group

chat you know she would never feel like that that's the problem you got misreading it she does feel that way mail is going through something

emotionally and you guys don't understand that because you guys are looking at male King Magazine mail when

we got to look at human male I believe the children of our future this is the

man you gotta look at she's going like you don't understand so you guys we I see the same thing until I really sit

down and speak the man and realize male is human like everybody else Mel is going through the same emotions same

things that we all go so let me ask you a question so stop looking stop putting your got you I know

let me ask you a question pedestal take off of it I don't even think like that

flip just as a man or a woman I think we all get to a place where we feel like we're

not the same that we used to be I think that depends on a bunch of factors I don't think it's just an age I

think it's some chicks some women and some men that look different at 50 than

other men so the dude that might be 50 with his stomach hanging over and he not

in the best of shape he might feel like he passed his prime it's some [ __ ] out here that's 60 who bodies this crazy and

they still out here wearing that [ __ ] they don't feel like they passed they prom same thing with women there's women out here in their 60s that look good as

[ __ ] do you feel like you're past your Prime no but there's a lot of women like there's a lot of women that we put

on a pedestal where we see at 52 are you gonna feel like that I'm sorry for this okay it depends on how I feel at 15.

okay you know what I'm saying like how but you can feel amazing and still be like all right my Prime was nah

yesterday because talk to me yeah my son is still talk to

me no Spanish for two years now find a way around

because it's a different thing for men a lot of times as we age

in in America's eyes even in women's eyes we get more distinguished so I think at 52 years old if a man

carries himself well if a man keeps in shape yeah

you know how [ __ ] look no no wait wait am I still knocking them down out here or no and I feel good you said yo your

feelings don't dictate your PR um if you you out of your prom if you feel good and you look good why would you think

you outside of your prime your money up [ __ ] like that why would I outside my problems this is we somehow bumped into a good conversation here yeah like why

why would I feel like that all right let me look up Prime just so we all know you all are selfish but I'll get to it later

you understand now you agree you disagree uh like if you're 52 years old you still look amazing your money is up

you feel good internally feel well would you think that yo my Prime is past me I

think that decade by decade our perception of what

um Prime changes you know what I mean so if we are in our 50s and we are of

exceptional good health physically we are you know we we still look very very

well put together financially we're doing well for ourselves I think that those are counted as wins you can't you

cannot pit your 40-something-year-old self against your 20 year old selfish no not that I found it and I agree with him

I let me just say I agree with him but I'm wrong too because the life insurance person ain't gonna look at me like I'm

in my Prime right that's because ain't in the numbers game no

because that's what I think seeing that's where that Prime was I like me as an example because I feel good recently

stopped smoking going on two weeks clap it up for Joe right uh doing all right but when I post a picture of me in my

early 30s late 20s the girls be like damn now y'all used to be that [ __ ] you'd be a snack so I see how you used

to really and I'd be like hey but but my money up and I'm looking good I'm

feeling good and my heart's been like they don't want to hear that [ __ ] yeah but that's dangerous but that's why their definition of what you're talking

about different yo yeah I think that but your definition

to some [ __ ] yes it is get the [ __ ] out of here that's wrong I'm wrong with you I'm wrong with you I know I'm riding

with you now some [ __ ] yo I think Society dictates what your quote-unquote but yo you don't get just as many oh

[ __ ] Joe you as you used to back in the day no no really

no but again today and my a man in his 40s ain't I ain't even going to be in

the positions to get to even know where you're going to get them 27th Street are you even really looking

no that's the point that's what we're saying and that's why you know but that's what you're saying you're not gonna get them you're not looking for

just as many women might look at you as a snack as looked at you as a snack 20 years ago who knows she wanted to [ __ ]

you who you know she

was there that's right that's weird

no you do not know that yes she does yo she got only that was

hate that's hey you lying that is hey what is everyone doing

okay [Music] anywho yeah like but yeah your Prime I

think is dictated by Society yeah they dictate it that's true I think I feel pretty great I think I look way better than I look back then I think some

people if you're doing the life thing right with age you look better yeah

all full transparency they'd be putting up these throwback pics to you next to

you now and me because of what I like I'd be like I think Melissa looks much better today I would agree I think that

yeah but the society think that Melissa Ford is in her prime no I know some

people was late blooming dog I was five three in twelfth grade I was five foot three in twelfth grade I ain't weighing

100 pounds until I was in college my [ __ ] she was five three and I was five four three in the 12th grade they did

not have to shoot you they could have been yeah they could have just roughed you up

yeah let me get that let me know High School

God but yeah so some people you you know what I'm saying you you mature different flip got shot too you [ __ ] you know

what I'm saying it's just a different thing my [ __ ] I didn't wear a 100 pounds until I was in college

so at 25 27 I ain't even have a eating disorder no [ __ ] I ain't have facial

hair and [ __ ] like that so lost was damn near my 30s there I'm that's gonna you

can't ask that I'm asking my friend a serious questions

stupid yo I'ma let you hear it so you're gonna let what let you hate I found it you know what yeah hit or hear

it hear it [ __ ] I don't know you wild because he did that [ __ ] you back in the days you try to get my man back his lady

here stop let that [ __ ] go you call police you know it I didn't call police I mean you let them in I'm sorry I let

them in yeah sorry upstairs right there room on the left what we letting me here well now

yeah oh please God why are y'all

let's put your headphones this must be funny it's funny it's hilarious of course all right you ready

oh you're not I know look at me thirsty

you wouldn't collaborate with Joe on I used to would want to hear Joe Biden then oh let me hit you up on only fans

what no I said yeah

you know what you said I thought that's what he said they sent you up how you

guys oh he tricked me right yeah

Lou now that's funny how you know she said she used to want to be yeah

not no more because I'm mean right yeah yeah my girl loves that can I just say that

let me say that part and y'all girls love it too whatever misconceptions exist about y'all they love that they

exist oh yeah she loved it people think I'm the meanest most my girl a lot of the

fact that [ __ ] hate me she love it love it yeah it ain't gonna be on you like that yet I know what your favorite one shut the [ __ ] up

foreign

you okay man I'm fine okay just make sure oh man that's funny my job mail ain't gonna go

through the summer with this [ __ ] Daisy [ __ ] she on no I'm not going through the week listen let me shut up because the audience

okay y'all can post up all the pictures of me in my 20s and 30s all you

[ __ ] want okay that I don't care I love looking at them and check what I'm going I am going to kill

[ __ ] this summer okay kill them I'm gonna be walking in here in my shorty ass shorts and high heels on tits

up exactly exactly so get the skits ready okay

remember that scene in Friday where she's watering the lawn let's do that [ __ ] okay oh y'all don't got mail terms

y'all don't even um when she was at that [ __ ] over there in in California she wasn't

getting this it was corporate now she's back she back in the hood

she didn't have to go through that Academy

[Applause]

[Applause]

um no oh

and sell no no no no no no no no I am volunteer

judging y'all for even saying it now that I know what that means y'all are

crazy I didn't know y'all I am voluntary I'm voluntary and you're also I'm

volunteered also until I find the [ __ ] dick I want to spin on I am voluntary okay that's it

the NPC no she said spin or spit both oh

boys right along moving right along moving right along all right uh for real

Buster Travis Kelsey the host SNL why is that up there during Black History Month

oh Don Lemon did some [ __ ] news [ __ ] Rob Nike Warehouse

yo my little man with the lightning bolt is uh counter sewing Nike that's right okay that's right nah we just we didn't

take your [ __ ] you wrong prove it hey there yeah

because our team of lawyers say that these 19 facts about this sneaker are

different from whatever you're talking about now how that holds up we shall see he's counter-suing Nike yeah I like that I

love that no no I love that but I mean Nike [ __ ] money long his money's long

it gotta be no because Nike can sue him into submission that's what I'm talking about well they did already

Nike students no no but I mean like the counter suit you got to have some long Spanky to counter suit yeah them [ __ ]

will drag that [ __ ] on with for years I see what she said yeah but even but throughout the course I love the Bravada

yeah but throughout the course of the lawsuit I can still sell my [ __ ] foreign

I got a lawyer in here that might think we got a shot at this [ __ ] so hey look

if I'm counter suit and we win something I get paid out of that that's true so yeah I work I work I'll run the marathon

with you but all right so in other news I went to see Ant-Man yesterday what

happened what happened as soon as you finish I got a review on something that I want to

give too okay because Marvel is really really really like they they put a lot of stock into Jonathan Majors as Kane

smoked it yeah because they're good they're good they're gonna do a whole back story on him like that's no he is

what the first Maybe 15 Marvel movies were how they led up to

the whole Thanos thing this is him going forward wow he is that villain for the next for the foreseeable future but this

movie I'm thinking maybe I'm outgrowing Marvel

I'm thinking that's what it is not you you got no you got to think about it though it's been 15 years of movies it

has so if you look at from then to now they still trying to put the

it's like they're not trying as much anymore they're going for the cheap jokes I was I was damned about to fall asleep

in this movie I know what's going on The Flash trailer got me too

when we see we saw um Flash trailer guys my [ __ ] did you see the original Batman

cookies bro I almost caught a heart attack d

my fault Michael Keaton yeah shout out

um I was even bro DC if they do it right could steal you away from me

I watch all this [ __ ] but I'm just saying yeah

the Flash trailer was just that good I don't want us because everybody's been hitting me up asking me I'm not trying

to spoil it but I was definitely underwhelmed by this movie I don't even want to do that I would

have never expected that from you

like Ant-Man movies in the timeline of the MCU usually be the one like they don't be the most popular but in terms

of the story he fills in some major [ __ ] every time like this time it's just introducing

Kang showing who he's going to be going forward cool I get it but overall the

arrogance of humans how much do you want the ant to do

no 3 000 times stronger than that

colonies oh God right are you finished because I got yeah you

reminded me about a few things I want to steal off on now Netflix I don't care where Joe works at

I ain't watching it I try I started I'm not watching this I'm not watching

it I started falling asleep during that [ __ ] was terrible you you you you the

series you you the guy that I didn't watch last season me neither the guy that killed somebody because he loves somebody else's [ __ ] stalker pansy

Dexter Dexter it is it is was it good at all at

one point yeah season one was good season one was good but season one was good and this is why I hate some when when a sleeper is is a hit like they

just kind of snuck that out and it was a smash well I think they bought it from someone else someone else didn't want to

pick it up or whatever so they snatched it up and put it on their [ __ ] yeah and we reacted to it instantly and then they

said all right that's usually what happens though when it's some new [ __ ] that's completely

left field like you don't know what to expect and it blow your mind it's like oh okay cool now they just like all

right this [ __ ] became an instant hit we gotta milk it again and what you talking about with Ant-Man I saw that on

season two of you and I was finished from that point then he went and got a little killer white girlfriend I'm done

everything that was Universal now you got a job everything is Universe if you look at it all of these even the video games the shows everything is we want

this to live forever we want to be able to spin off and add a character here and now there's another whole story over here I'm a little tired of the universe

I'm tired of the universe I'm tired of the universe I'm tired oh no let me get back into some Universe stuff uh I Am

Legend too I knew you had some hate for this one as you should hate I think I

predicted this he did you did this is exactly what I said would happen so I mean if I had

haters gone I knew that they would do this um Will Smith not in it yes he is yeah

and look let me tell you the way they did it let me tell you what they did no listen there's an alternate ending to

the first I Am Legend that was on like the DVD Blu-ray and all that they're going to use that ending as now

Joe was nuts the one that you the original ones were like the 50s the the redo cheese

yeah I didn't know yeah and that's it that's why I'm not mad at remakes that right there what you

just did a lot of people don't know that they the movies that they remaking from the 80s and 90s they don't know some

other [ __ ] yeah that's true they don't know my [ __ ] Joe is crazy yeah nobody knew no Scarface is mid we didn't know

there was a house party that without LeBron oh [ __ ] they're trying to take his Miami

ring bro that [ __ ] was bad no big no for me uh

what else am I going on bro I got some [ __ ] now oh yeah more and more in the whites yo yo there is a white culture

that if y'all I wish I would talk about it more so I'm watching stolen youth on

Hulu I was gonna watch that how was it it's phenomenal so far

this is the greatest [ __ ] ever and that's rude

that's insensitive it's not it's horrible but only these fight people yo

a girl is in college the movie is about a girl who dad got

all the girlfriends to join a sex cult and the way that this guy gets this off

and the greatest part and not so greatest part they're gonna clip this and kill me is these stupid ass kids is

in the dark talking through their actions they telling you yeah when he did that

that probably when he started living at the dorm I didn't think it was a big deal

he was very helpful we were college kids yeah we started making steak

he gave great advice he was a father figure for all of us it was everything

we needed oh [ __ ] you just there's only three episodes I had some jokes it's

only three episodes so it's a documentary called stolen youth inside the cult at Sarah Lawrence it's it's an

exploration of the Sarah Lawrence cult's origins in 2010 on the Sarah Lawrence campus until its recent demise when the

last members find their own paths to survival I didn't know it's a true story yeah

well the doc normally means yeah I know it's a doctor oh let me let me get some hate off since we on TV show hey you

just reminded me when you said father figure hey [ __ ] Y'all All-American the TV show

y'all really didn't have to do that I'm not gonna spoil it I know y'all don't watch it I love all-americans

um yeah a new season this is like 10 episodes of new season it's all American now like guy wrestlers

Loosely based on a true story so it's not based on true story no kid was from

Compton Loosely based and uh he was he was from Compton he was All-American and football and then his dad's boy yo they

know how to get us no his dad's moved to Beverly Hills I mean was living in Beverly Hills so he went to go stay in

Beverly Hills so he basically started living a life between Compton and Beverly Hills Compton and Beverly Hills

but he was really playing football it's based on the [ __ ] that made the league and everything and um it just basically shows you two different [ __ ] is the kind

of dope it shows you two different worlds they did some [ __ ] this last episode though some Supreme I'm not gonna spoils

right I just said I'm not going to spoil it that means me saying I'm not going to say it would happen yeah

they wrote they wrote off Taye Diggs that's terrible terrible dog damn it

April wins again

no Another One Bites the Dust damn it that April

I told y'all that I wasn't here for good opinions and things sorry sorry it was

April yeah don't worry about it just saying y'all [ __ ] don't even doing the secret [ __ ]

it ain't secret [ __ ] my [ __ ] it's just I ain't no messy [ __ ]

[Applause] statistics

eighty percent I'm gonna say this [ __ ] he bought a facts and you still mad that he said it with the facts that he

brought up and he presented no that's a oh it's a fact I'm glad that fact exists because you know how many parties what's

coming out it was a hundred thousand podcasts a day they couldn't keep up with that clip

she said she you know she had lip service and she was telling my she did an interview with math on her show and she said individually he is cloud

chasing my comment didn't have nothing to do with her I I not Cloud chasing but she's doing a job like Angela because I

know it wasn't towards force and journalism since forever since decades ago no she was just asking um math math

what he thought about it but she said it was mean it probably wasn't me it is me I'm not

here to be nice to just [ __ ] you [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of here you guys watch the Bomani Jones sports

show on HBO I just watched him uh try and rip off Logan Paul's head or Jake he

wasn't really trying to rip off his head he wasn't initially and Logan Paul started dissing him yeah he started saying I don't even know who you are

you're probably gonna get a thousand dollars baby I'm getting you money his arrogance

was through the roof Logan Paul's for no reason his arrogance was through the roof B I was like that's a good show

though you're the daughter very good I love Bomani was funny

it was a one more show I wanted to come in here and kill but I don't remember it right now oh Yellow Jackets

finale wait is that back yeah preparing for the second season stop it

what no yellow jackets that show was so epic

perfectly bad you agree really at that last two episodes were so bad yeah I

started but now it's just from five on maybe five I know it was later that once you guys when they saw the airplane they

got the airplane and the teddy bear caught on fire I was like all right man I'm done that's five six ish yeah okay maybe so well some wherever from there

that show is a [ __ ] mess trash [ __ ] them jackets yellow or blue yeah I'm not watching

that again I'm good they really ruined the great I need the whole internet to tell me it's amazing I thought him nice

shower ham had a hand in that one yeah y'all tell me that he's killing [ __ ] lately the service is still fire now his

daughter making movies really what's she making see um

I won't be watching was it

sorry what's this doing Village the village is so bad that was the beginning of the end

yeah speaking of M Night Shyamalan one of his biggest movies ever Sixth Sense starring Bruce Willis it has

unfortunately been reported that he is suffering from dementia I'm sorry we

just have to like you know kind of give him his flowers while he can yo we love you yeah you're the man Bruce Bruce

you're the man I love Bruce Willis I do too yeah like one of my favorite movies by him was um Fifth Element

yeah I grew up watching him got more Armageddon come on

Pulp Fiction

look at you y'all had to say bye to his Moonlight oh you remember Moonlight Moonlighting yeah the TV show

with the movie you gotta start the Moonlighting it was a show with him and um Shelly it was a

Sybil Shepard civil Shepherd I don't know everyone damn this [ __ ] remembered the

Moonlighting girl she was a star at one point she was back then so so why you

guys spend the white narrative you [ __ ] Donuts no but you know that's [ __ ] up Bruce is one of them it is man

yeah yeah so Mel was describing you know his condition to me and it's just sad

you know what I'm saying but she broke it there I didn't know I didn't

I'm sorry I got my my science hat on for a second I couldn't help it yeah

looking over here at me you know he's trying to start attacking

you oh God Parents real effect Joe because you I love that board I'll be up

on this part I make the mistake of reading that board this board always be my type of [ __ ] this is topical this is

everything is real or fake I love that question and careful how you answer I'ma judge

you yo I will judge you I was thinking about it right because you're my daughter small so

um [ __ ] be picking the godparents that's just cool you know what I'm saying I just got the

money to get the fly [ __ ] auntie Tina got the bins yeah you're gonna make you a godparent cause I know

you're gonna buy dope gifts when you really be when you really do the Godparent [ __ ] it's supposed to be like

if you die radically the person that would take care of your kid if

unfortunately passed away yeah and I think that when we started talking about godparents we'd be doing it [ __ ] up

like we just going for the [ __ ] that you know gonna get the fly gifts every year or the brothers or the sister just because you feel like you have a

job yesterday like and I'm with the old school yeah yeah yeah if something happens to you

I'm standing up the person that's supposed to I got you you're a kid from now on until you you you know what I'm

saying and I think we won't be putting enough thought in that [ __ ] when when we pick them do all of your kids have

godparents Joe's my daughter's Godfather oh well look at that oh man I'm gonna do

it

oh yeah

I mean yeah yeah but I'm having issues you know what I'm saying so I realized that you know

so God prayer is supposed to be there when you pass away right in the event any event in the event then I really

thank God my parents did right because I feel like they're coming situation with my Godparent you know I mean the

biasedness and the things that's currently going on I feel like my mom would have passed away I would have had a lot of trouble so I don't give a [ __ ]

about God Parents but I stand on that Godparent is a blowed up that's a title that's blown up based off of some fake

or real friendship that your parents had and some trust [ __ ] that because nine times out of ten if your parents go who

is go who who's to say that your Godparent will put that much love and trust and take care of you how your

parents are supposed to or was supposed to well that's how that's the point that I'm making we picking it based on some

[ __ ] exactly who gonna give the best I feel like my mom made a bad decision we're going to have the best moral

compass in raising your kid I don't feel like my mom made a bad decision in picking my Godparent but at the same time we need to take more time vetting

and seeing who was capable of being our child's Godparent if we happen to go

early and I keep it out there yeah I barely know my mother I don't know I look at my godparents and they was my

mom's actually my mother picked both my godparents and they was like family friend homies

exactly and then God forbid had something passed away it wouldn't have been neither one of them to take care of me it would have been my grandparents

and my aunt came on exactly this immediate family why did they pick them to be godparents

we cool man [ __ ] out of here do you know this person do you know that they will

Joe where you got parents yo you know them you go with them okay so you do a lucky one yeah I'm cool

I'm I was cool with mine too I'm cool I'm cool with mine if moms are still cool

with y'all hold up let me let me make my lines is clear we cool if moms are still fly

I agree that's one of my favorite things to keep track of at my age is

Mom's friendships yeah have you ever noticed that when something happens and

stuff like that because in the Caribbean we're taught that no matter we fall out with whomever you as the child have to

be respectful to them definitely right absolutely you have to be respectful still say hello but a lot of times I

don't know if it's an American thing but you know a lot of us staying with our parents [ __ ] you go against my mom I'm

against you sure you can still be against them but you can still be cordial respect people like I see you in the street I'll say hi Miss blah blah

blah oh I won't curse you around okay that that's new age [ __ ] but New

Age person outgrown people it's new age chicks personal old folks I'm not with cursors

I got disrespected I couldn't even do it because you know how important this

person was in my life you know I mean it could be a complete it could be a stranger I'm not comfortable at my age

now I told y'all the lady that I ran into in the elevator yeah I'm like oh you what

like because she's older like I don't want no older person watching me up here cursing and she would be saying it's just a respecting of the way he was

brought up you don't talk like that around older people period thousand percent

yeah you still ain't spoke to your old Barber he moved he made a check and took off

I did speak to him though won't she do it and then I'm like yo just tap it in seeing how you doing

what's happening how you doing he was like crazy like I moved to San Antonio I said what's her name

San Antonio let me shut up man easy I've been there you ever been there

you went on Riverwalk no I've been all over Texas when they were talking about Texas is that [ __ ] and we

got the San Antonio it's like a little quiet a little quiet wasn't like the rest Texas would you move to Texas Joe

big mall though huh would I move to Texas yeah yeah if the Lord see fit

yeah

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I can move to Texas I'll stay hustling the other day I could move to Seattle we've done this before I can move to San

Diego oh wow

I can move to uh San Francisco for sure San Fran for sure and that's where my

list stops today oh Miami Florida I would do Miami I could do Miami I would do New Orleans okay what part of Miami

though I do Florida let me not say North Florida Florida yeah

you know what I'm thinking about Joe like I definitely do Austin Texas for sure probably Houston too Dallas for me

pretty much now they got male birth control now no because you'll be out there looking for houses and them Realtors out there

different y'all act real different with you yeah

them Realtors out there boys man yeah so look we got this nice five

bathroom three and a half bath look at this counter hey you looking at this brick house right here look at this

counter it's a nice counter this brick house right here sturdy not you uh wow

that's what he was thinking he would say it how much is this brick house

[Laughter]

oh man I could do DC um

what have you ever been what all right to DC I have chocolate

City

I think it didn't break out

yo okay this is too close

DC is one of the only places that you'll go to that have all black suburbs okay I

see what I'm saying like DC got money for black people that are like DC and Atlanta are the only two places I've

ever really seen black people being Progressive wakanda you know what I'm saying DC though DC

got it like DC got black fam whole neighborhoods one family houses suburbs

No Buses coming through there of black people so that's what you're looking for the neighborhood no I'm just saying I'm

just like DC period I'm just telling you that DC yeah I wouldn't move in okay I definitely would not move it

um DC I would do Dallas Dallas definitely not never doing Miami why won't you guys do Atlanta you guys are I

would do whatever you know I love it later never really I personally like I want to

be out I don't like the big and I know because I said Dallas but I don't really like the the big popping City

I don't like that [ __ ] you all live in the country I was living in Amish Country I mean that's true yeah I mean

yeah and told me because I loved it like outside of certain things happening with my moms I wouldn't never come back to

Jersey yeah I loved it out there where is Amish Country Pennsylvania uh Lancaster

Lancaster Pennsylvania like right in the middle wow where would you live free because you know my man it's finished

just just for the most part DC in Dallas Dallas are the places that I've been to

that I would where would you live queens that's it no no you can't you can't beat

San Diego flip yeah no no no no no don't ring off safe responsible I I probably

live in the country that's probably yeah yeah I live on the island was out of Jamaica sure and other countries yeah I

moved there um like that nope I live in Spain Spain Portugal France

um Morocco any of them go on yeah I'll be gone right here in the USA I think I

just need to go somewhere where I can be secluded anyway that's the clue really yeah I need to be secluded yeah really I

wouldn't picture that for you never you're so much of a seemingly a people person that seclusion seems like it

would drive me crazy you just get dead quiet when you're not on the mud when you know when I'm when I'm like when I travel or when I'm with somebody I'm I'm

usually by myself I don't go outside I don't like that's why I don't travel in groups Jay are you stunting

no I don't travel in the groups and stuff I get a lot of I get in a lot of trouble outside so yeah I try to avoid a lot of things still I control my

environment yeah true that's dope that you're trying to control your environment yeah you got to um

somebody wrote on a video that I did they said I don't think you're anti-social I think you need to know the

definition so I think that word is a little strong but I am a person that likes to be to

himself

because of my character yeah yeah okay yeah I wouldn't have thought that you seem to be like the life of the party

the the firecracker that right clown like a goofy ass [ __ ]

and you so uh good at it yeah what I'm saying best clown

what's up with you what it was doing good you know I mean she's back she's not in the bathroom anymore

can't believe Caroline just closed yeah man

should have bought it yeah dog he should have bought it yeah before there was a bowling well not before there was a

bowling but bowling date to the side Comedy Club days

oh man top three absolutely for years for Life bowling comedy club and pool cool yeah

oh you got to be careful You Gotta Be You got to be strong in your [ __ ] because they might start tearing you up

from the stage I like that me too that's dope yeah but it could go left if your girl if you're not like really on the

same page with her yet go break the Touchback no if he clowns you too hard and the [ __ ] is ringing off in there

yeah it'll be our last date or she starts he starts going on her and

now she gets like mad and oh yeah exactly like I'm not sitting all the way up there with a stranger dog I used to

purposely sit there we know this is how sick I am in the head I used to call Caroline's as the hotel because that's

the only way that you could get in the front front like a hotel got to be calling you got a Taurus or some [ __ ] if you're not celebrity and even though I

was a celebrity still it was easier to say this is such and such Hotel calling we have two guests coming they would sit

you here center stage in that [ __ ] oh man look y'all mentioned

um The Comedy the comedian going off on you and your girl whatever so y'all know I went to the um the Eddie Griffin show right right before Valentine's Day

you've been outside outside big freeze so in in his stand-up outsell

he got real um offensive Eddie Griffin Eddie Griffin that's very

offensive sounds about right away yes crazy I don't know him to be like that he he he's very

I'm against all this Progressive [ __ ] pretty much what's his stance like yo so and it's okay to be against somebody

like you don't have to just go with it that's kind of what he was saying like hey this is what y'all are I don't he

was anti-vaxx he was anti- my question y'all is I don't know him to be that way

so when did he become like Eddie Griffin had a TV show on Eddie Griffin had mad major [ __ ] like he

even spoke about that he spoke was under control he spoke about that he said you know I had an instance with a guy he said the last movie that that he did was

Undercover Brother and he said on that set a guy that's a

minute ago a guy had inappropriately like touched him yeah touched him and he

said he talked around slapped the [ __ ] out of him and he was like the dude was like yo you'll never work in this town

again and he laughed and said and guess what y'all I have never worked in that town again [ __ ] them 2002. this is what he said I

don't know the date but this is what he said he was like [ __ ] them I don't have to work in this town again I'm gonna stand on my [ __ ] basically

that was his whole so anyway I'm saying all of this half the crowd started getting up leaving wow he was the he was

a headline he was the closest really Bill Bellamy hosted oh here's his house and

um Smokey Suarez Tommy Davidson Adele Gibbons Adele and then Eddie Griffin

it's a monster show that's a closer yeah but it's also a great enough show that I could leave I could leave so when people

started getting up leaving he was like yeah good I want y'all to go like if you're offended go this is comedy leave

I immediately thought about Katt Williams quote where he was like if you can't be funny without offending people

you know you're not that funny but the way it was like a g it was

almost like what Dave Chappelle does and I'm not comparing the two but Chappelle does it in a much more genius way

Eddie was just really blunt

very aggressive and he did tie it up at the end like there were white people that got up and left and he was like hey

yo if you're white and you were offended by anything I said I was only talking to the racist whites

so I'm glad you left like yeah those those I don't know necessarily roll with that either though

I personally have been to enough Paul Mooney shows at Caroline's to where

I was uncomfortable he go no I mean he used to go Eddie was dropping I love

poor movie Eddie said there were times when you're when you're in the setting that's true it just feels around white

people yeah and you think you ain't got no beef you know the history of beef and there's somebody up there for hours

killing them the whole bit is about this yeah white people gonna get up and leave and I felt uncomfortable or something

for them and on top of that no for me it makes you feel uncomfortable but this

is a Valentine's Day show so you know it's all dates uh that would oh that's even worse

and you're going on homophobic rants you dropping f-bombs like he literally said hey no I'm not with all this [ __ ] we're

gonna call y'all to work that we've been designated that we've been calling y'all for years F Bar

um oh that'll be the last NJ Pack but it

was too like anyway guy get up his girl gets up and

leave front row that smack dab in the middle this girl gets up leave so the

dude your girl leaving he like yeah [ __ ] get up don't try to be tough she leaving go

ahead dude trying to Heckle back with him he like no no we love everybody over here

that we love everybody and he said no we don't we don't love everybody so y'all can go get your happy ass like he was

going off this sounds like a terrible [ __ ] performance I mean this wasn't the whole

bit yeah this was not the like he was the headliner he probably did an hour show yeah this is 15 minutes of it at

the beginning or the end in well well middle middle towards the end because then he

did some other [ __ ] afterwards Standing Ovation from a crowd like he really did tear it down just that part was very

cringy everybody in it was like you know yo she didn't say he can say that he is

not you know upset about um being blackballed because that's apparently what you know he says

happened to his career but he's had a little bit of a history of like of of having a chip on his shoulder like I

remember all the way back to like 2007 I did this black Poker Stars you know

Invitational or something it was every comedian it was everybody from Faison love Kevin Hart right before soul food

like it was it was a Soul Plane sorry it was all it was every single one of them

um Wood Harris Makai Pfeiffer was there to Nelly it was really big and he comes

in with these two German Shepherds it was like the strangest thing like he

came to the thing German Shepherds and they were [ __ ]

like police Belgian police dogs there are and I was just like what's with the [ __ ] dog

what was they like oh

hold on it was just so weird and like you know

it was almost like these dogs were definitely like an extension of him you know what I'm saying but I don't know

it's weird too big ass dogs for no reason so for no reason do you feel like him jumping out the window the way he

did do you what do you feel like happens next well Eddie said it himself he was like I

don't care about none of that [ __ ] like they didn't stop me he said I've had a 15 year residency in Vegas

that I'm still on like basically y'all could do what y'all want I'm still gonna do me

all right let me close this for a second and then Vegas residencies is being used a little Loosely they are but have he

been there for 15 yeah well then that would be a residency in Vegas some of the hip-hop Jokers yeah oh yeah yeah I

want to see it I want to see you got to go to Vegas and see The Residency there's a million Blazers in Vegas yeah

that's true too it ain't it's only a few of them just with them it's the Marquee hey every week it's [ __ ] whoever over

there but everybody else you can find somewhere and get a gig I'm not saying that to discredit him I don't know but I

need to know more about that because I that's interesting that you could if you have these beliefs and you're vocal

about them and you have a residency somewhere where I wanna I wanna see who is attaching himself with that there was

one part that he kind of said and I agree with this

because he was talking about hey everybody claim y'all want equality y'all want to be treated equal

well part of that is being joked on because if I could joke on you you you you in here but the second I joke on you

it's a problem that's not equality that's actually preferential treatment that I can't say it about you but I

could say anything about anybody else that's true that's true but but they're not a man

are you doing these people are trying to stop jokes from around the around the Spectrum

period what people they're not just trying to allow people no I don't agree with that that's not true because you

can say whatever you want about us say whatever you want to say about black people that ain't nobody I don't think that's true today

okay well you can without ramification that's what I'm talking about not without I'm pretty sure not without

screaming and barking and I'm pretty much getting our [ __ ] off I'm pretty sure that if one of these white

comedians came out and said I'm gonna call y'all what we've been calling you for a million years and then yeah

yeah it would be a dub you are correct yeah there's lyrics yeah you can make jokes but like that's

you're right that might be over the line I'll ask you do you think that would get canceled yes yes didn't uh homeboy

um from Seinfeld yeah yeah

and that was a minute ago that was pre-internet there was only like a little blurry ass like Nokia video but once we got a hold of it yeah no doubt

that was all you needed yeah that was the last of Kramer it was somebody else Mel Gibson have we heard from him we heard a Pete from Mel Gibson either no

no no no no no no no Mel ain't been quiet no no Mel Gibson movies

and he's definitely I don't know I'm just he's definitely been um eping movies and starring in a couple said

about us some foul [ __ ] until the latest

she get gang r word by a pack of wow inwards yeah a hard ER that's nuts yeah they

said that yeah and Whoopi Goldberg defended him word no she didn't stop what I said that the other time he was

on there she defended him she said that she said that she'd know that he said that but the male Gibson that she knows

no that he's not a racist she said the guy that I know that's not him he doesn't you know he's been around

my family he was supposedly drunk yeah she had a whole left okay

I don't believe that either drunk Mouse over time I don't believe that to always be true I do

I don't even like that somebody invented that honestly well you know how many times somebody could be drunk and say

something that they do not believe in now I do know that people get drunk people and spew that [ __ ] but they won't

say I know that's true what happens is you get drunk but I don't think why you're so reminded across the world yeah

I don't like that while you're sober minded you're more in control of your actions yeah inhibitions at least if you

don't even realize it that's what they're talking about understand that I just don't think they approach the whole board like let's just take it off of

anything controversial and just talk about like meeting a girl at the bar talking to a girl that you've known for a minute and

you might shoot your shot there you might not really love her you didn't want to have sex that night like drunk

that's not necessarily drunk what is it drunk there we go yeah

um it's just they say any type of intoxicate like you see somebody go to the dentist and they get the gas yeah

when they wake up out the gas and they still a little loopy they start talking right and they be saying [ __ ] that they might not say you you don't you lose

your control but they say Ambitions they say men they say anger um brings out the truth too again you're losing your

control some people just get angry and start saying mean [ __ ] to hurt you on purpose that they may or may not

necessarily believe I don't give a [ __ ] if you say it but look look I'm still holding

locations they might not mean those actions I mean I mean the liberal words they saying but they've wanted to hurt

you sure I'm not disagreeing they want to hurt you man my first baby mom I was there I was there for the pregnancy but

I was there both my pregnancy but my first baby mom we weren't on great terms at all and I was there and she got

C-section so when I was there whatever drugs she was on still like she was out of it and she was still talking and she

was saying she's like oh my God yo I love you I'm so thank before like [ __ ] that I know I'm sitting there laughing

because you would never be saying these things if you was in control of your [ __ ] thoughts I'm like oh this is so

sweet maybe she's telling the truth under these drugs and this anesthesia and whatever she woke up and never said

any of those things so I mean what the [ __ ] dude I mean it wasn't true I don't mean it

wasn't true that still could have been the truth I resist that it could have been the

truth oh but if it was never the truth again then what the [ __ ] do it matter if that was the truth it just means that I would

never tell you that because I know we me and you're not gonna be not relationship so I'm gonna protect myself but y'all want the ability to know the true

feelings of everybody that you know I do but I'll take that back yes I would I say that because I always say the best

thing about a person is knowing who they really are because now I know what box to put you in my life that's true I always say that not just that I wouldn't

invest the time and energy into people that I think are my friends if I know you not my friends and you don't have my

best interest at heart I'm not [ __ ] with that with the um with the knowledge be in totality or just in a moment

because that could get you [ __ ] up you could be someone could just be having a bad day be mad at you and in their head they're thinking oh [ __ ] parks and then

like you're like oh man fuckish man he doesn't like me anyway I'm gonna say uh in the moment totality I'm gonna assume

that we don't have the server for that yeah I would want totality but I wouldn't want in the moment someone

could just yeah because you're changing them but I still think but hey in the moment the real the real you kind of pop

out yeah those little phrases but dog this is the

truth you think it's hidden deep down inside yes I believe a lot of that should be heading down just like the

racist person who might not really be a racist normally on Surface but they don't got pissed off and and and they

can't really control they so angry that that [ __ ] slipped out you've been thinking a lot of this [ __ ] for a minute what if they're just saying that's a bad

one what if they're just saying it because they know it's going to trigger you and get you upset no dog you've been in the car and the white person that

cuts you off and you called him a stupid white [ __ ] that don't make you racist we say are here with Parks every day and

we make mad racist white jokes all the time and I don't think nobody in here is somebody put a mic in my car I'm racist

toward everybody

as soon as they driving back there get out of my [ __ ] way bro

because I think you should stop driving after certain time hey dog on River Road you should not be Hades

you should not be 89 behind the wheels I'm sorry it's a

you start saying something about equality everybody want equality that's not a quality right somebody raised the

point recently and it was interesting enough for me to bring it to you gentlemen and they were

saying everyone says that they're pro-choice but they're lying they are

oh you agree with that already I think I know where you're going keep going yeah well and I'm regurgitating

you have to offer my opinion on it but it was interesting they proceeded to say if everyone was so

pro-choice then if I would have killed myself right now or share with y'all that I was about

to kill myself what would y'all do y'all always try to stop me but why if it's pro-choice in my life my

body my choice that was their point interesting enough to make me ask y'all I don't like that place what if you're

just going through some [ __ ] you know what I'm saying like if if I thought that you was going to go fight Mike Tyson you're my man

I would try to talk you out of it because I think tomorrow you will regret that

so you don't think I could beat Mike Tyson I definitely do not today today tomorrow

[Music] do you see how fast he still is you see how fast I still am no I don't know

that's my point right Mike did some [ __ ] in Turkey I was like yeah anyway right

do you think he could catch me if I was right yes quickly yes yes oh y'all just think if he got angry then it's just a

rap yes I can't run away [Music]

I don't even think a knife's gonna get it done now because I get up closer

no [ __ ] I'm so embarrassed machete hey have y'all see him Mike well y'all

probably didn't see it but there was a period Mike was dabbing [ __ ] and just grabbing their wrists like this to like

I guess not intimidate but to the arm you can't if I'm grabbing your wrist

there's nothing you could yeah nothing you could do I think that that is I think that's huge intimidation tactic oh

see nothing they spoke on that because one of the one of the um it was a picture or a video or something for

Years everybody clowned on this it was him and jewels and Mike is grabbing joelle's arm like

yeah he's got his arms and he's like hold your hand like basically making him hold his hand up and salute another picture or something so they they sat

down together and um Mike said nah that was I wasn't trying to check you or nothing that's just how I am like it

wasn't necessarily to low bro you that's just how it is that's how I'm

like I take that like 50 Cent talking about seeing people through the bushes I

take it the same way when 50 said I can't look at bushes because I see people I see people shooting at me

through the bushes I think Mike Tyson has been in enough situations and he's trained with his

hands to know if we're going to be this close and you right-handed I'm gonna go ahead

and you know that's how I took it I'm not speaking for myself I am due to speak to him no soon so I will ask him

about that that's a good point but I always look at that picture of me and him where he's got my wrist and I'm like [ __ ] what you was about to do nothing

I'm about to say even if you felt away yo Mike let my wrists go to your

question I think please please I think it take how many punches of mine do you think it take to knock Mike Tyson out

you don't have enough wait wait is he not his hands behind his back he just he can't hand me back

the right hit is three three three three figures three digits

well we knew that [ __ ] okay all right well I don't know 100.

yeah I gotta work out but until you to your point that you asked I think that with

regards to the pro-choice question I think that people selfishly sometimes

want you around because they love you and they don't you want to feel the hurt of you going but I also think that

um again [ __ ] that just stopped you from making a mistake like yo you my man you're going through something right now

you might be acting in haste you know what I'm saying you might be making a decision in haste that you could

potentially regret later so that's why but what about the person that has literally sat and thought this out so

there's not in haste this is I have come to a a complete logical decision that

this is what I want to do I've tied up all my Loose Ends I've made amends you know I've got everything straight and

this is what I want to do people still would try to stop that person from doing something so recently um this article

came out about uh made made stands for medical assistance and dying and it's legal in Canada and it's only legal in

eight states here I believe um where if you if there's just an if you're terminal let's just say that you

have a terminal form of cancer all of your doctors have basically signed off on this you have days weeks months to

live everything is in order and you just want to choose the day in which you in which you die and choose this your own

surroundings and that sort of thing the controversy has come in because they're start they're contemplating

including mental disorders like severe chronic depression as

one of the criteria for medical assistance and dying and it well I would

ever be productive yeah I mean but that's kind of exactly what you're saying yeah

in terms of like pro-choice I don't well maybe I misunderstood

what I heard was mental health now is one of the check boxes that has to be

marked for you to even be able to uh

yeah you say I want to okay got it got it yeah oh then it's been a proof I'm a

terminal physical illnesses like if you are something you've got cancer and it's

beyond but now they're saying they're contemplating and weighing the mental

piece saying that if you are just a chronic depressive depression having person that you might be able to

um subscribe to that particular thing but I would I would see the pushback I don't know where the pushback is because

they say depression is a chemical imbalance right so what if we can

balance it out then you wouldn't be suicidal

I don't like that either though because what if I don't want it balanced out I

don't want to take these chemicals I don't want like I'm literally saying yeah that's like y'all forcing homeless

people off the street yeah bro I don't want to do that I don't want to leave I think I think that uh

and it's Saturday so no yeah let's leave the mortgages I see I see both sides I

see both sides but but the pro-choice thing I think that um that's a lot of it will be so you keep your selfishness in

wanting you to be around and now one of her so do we respect the person if we for pro-choice person that just wants to

take their life now you gotta respect it like that did we stand there and watch that happen

I don't want to watch it after you hear me say like it's Saturday let's not be morbid and then you come on with more

because you should probably open up the laptop why do you do that wait till I get my [ __ ] off then you open the lap no

[ __ ] stop sitting there stop stop

is that an email I'm getting a friend of the show yeah

but I'm trying to find a good one these [ __ ] are disrespectful they want to ask about all of our they just asking me a lot

let's see I'm sick of your Jordan slander [ __ ] you [ __ ] uh let's see Jesus A lot of them just

want you to say so me and my girl this is Demarcus Demarcus is saying this

this is about to be tricky but I'm gonna read it anyway so me and my girl have a wonderful relationship but the

medication she is on lowers her sex drive she knows this talk to the doctor she

knows this and talks to the doctor and is trying to find ways to help but her drive is still not there she offers me

other favors in exchange which is cool from time to time this has been going on

for some months now when I shoot uh now and I should pose the question of getting it outside the relationship but

I know that would hurt her period That's the End he's so sure can't

even finish it yeah hey you was going

because he said they have a wonderful relationship and I don't can I don't know how you can have a wonderful relate

that's one of the aspects of the relationship but what if they had a good sex life at one point and it's not a

word Supreme says I think you could have a wonderful life without sex amazing life

without sex I agree with that yeah I know amazing that's part of it it's a cobra same Supreme says

eyes be popping them skinny girls because they be grabbing their stomach and making him feel like a big man grow

up [ __ ] and get you a thickie [Music]

what the [ __ ] is this is just weird bro why would I stick my dick oh we got a long one here

we got along I like that first one the first one was good yeah long time listener first time call I

thought y'all answered it already no no I did nobody did we did like it's just disagree with me oh [ __ ] I'm sorry

um this is to the room I think that

like let's say men you know as we age our sex drive goes down and some men if

you live long enough your dick don't even get hard no more right is it now unselfish of you to take away the sexual

pleasures that your wife might deem necessary and she's he said that she performed it

sounds like she's giving up I was gonna say do the mouth got wheels on it but because she was like yo I don't even

know what that means

do her mouth got wheels oh my God

no I was going to say that I think I think that's a fair thing I think on both on both accounts I don't think

women are wrong in that if their man can't get it up and he can't sexually perform that should be a conversation to

be had Without Anger where she could look outside for sexual um enjoyment thank you for saying that

because that's never ever ever part of the conversation this guy literally just said that they have a wonderful life to

your point wonderful relationship and the medication she's been on for a few

months we're not even talking about years a few [ __ ] keep it in your [ __ ] pants relax she's [ __ ]

blowing you and probably doing whatever else like relax yeah

it depends on how long the wheels on her mouth I don't know the medication

the medication may be a long-term Medical but the fact that she's even reaching out to her doctor to find out

if there's any alternatives means she's being proactive about trying to return to what their previous sex life was like

do you love this woman or not because it's looking mad conditional but we said

that way for somebody like ice I said that sex is a big part of his relationship I didn't say I'm just

saying that I'm not I'm not having a relationship without sex see and I think I'm gonna feel like that I'm not a lot

of the women that feel like but what if your partner was sick or something couldn't have sex for a period of time we don't even know if this is a lifelong

thing or if this is yes

it's a joke you know what I'm saying like that's the real conversations that we'll be having like what's happening it

could potentially be a point in time with your significant other cannot sexually perform does that mean you

leaving them alone no no but you you can hmm

I don't think it would be terribly wrong to uh at some point broach the conversation you can't [ __ ] no more cheating is back on the table I haven't

yeah but that's what we don't want to say I think that a lot of times people either

if you can't [ __ ] no more you love me if you can't [ __ ] no more you love me

you give me permission to [ __ ] I think that that should be I think that's conversation yeah even if you want to

sit there and supervise the situation yeah you give me permission to [ __ ] cause I'm gonna give you permission if I can't be selfish I will give you

permission I mean I mean the tongue will work most men most men probably go to the Caribbean [ __ ] it's little dick ass

[ __ ] what about the tongue [ __ ] [Laughter]

I was dealing with a guy with erectile dysfunction okay that was difficult I started to try to

find out how I could get Viagra and just kind of just lace his drink with it but you know you should I know I know

allegedly I didn't do it I didn't do it yeah but I didn't do it we're kidding anyway yeah yeah we didn't even think

about doing that I have to go for training I'm sorry I'm just gonna shut the [ __ ] up right now that'll be a plot

twist let's see for what the girl says oh my Lord we got him

yeah well it was your dude oh yeah I was just kicking it but it's always one backstory right yeah

that matters why because you get the X questions that we can't yeah bro he was my dude oh okay that matters like you're

just kicking it no it was my dude true so you wanted to make sure that he was okay that you

tried to find who wasn't your dude I need to hear about the guys that wasn't your dude why because that's the

fun stuff like all my boyfriend and I call him out oh yeah

they don't count those those [ __ ] dicks you could throw over their shoulder you know what I'm saying like

wait he told my size wise oh anyway sorry sorry sorry never mind

we got it malfunction malfunction

[Music] head ass the hell

you like that right you freak ass [ __ ] you're a freak too hola spandex [ __ ] is

going out the window right look look at the colors look at the color right there

I don't even get the joke yo y'all so dumb yo I'm ready what's up

wait can I ask you how did you [ __ ] with a guy if he had a wrecked on this one I didn't [ __ ] know it I didn't know it

at the time well you the [ __ ] [ __ ] that wasn't circumcised you didn't did all types of Wilds you're using a nasty little Canadian freak it was a nasty

little nasty little thing yo okay that is crazy you know what get it together

uh definitely neither one was a choice it's something that you find out you know kind of like in the moment it's

just like oh [ __ ] all right well I think I ain't gonna tell you thank you thank you

hey my dick doesn't work hey my dick has a turtleneck do you want [ __ ] I

don't want a mansplained so let me shut up no [ __ ] not gonna tell you if their dick don't get hard Joe know what else

yeah they don't they don't lead with that don't do this they don't stop you

you're gonna make me sound like some type of way stop acting stop and you stop too why wouldn't the [ __ ] do they

are no a [ __ ] is not gonna do that they're right yes what I'm saying are is there are other routes for the receiver

to run there are other things to be done by the woman so she can know that there's a helmet on the dick or that it

don't get hard long before you get to [ __ ] sexy time

I'm all ears how would a woman know prior to laying down to have sex that a [ __ ] dick don't

get hurt here's the thing what today wait what here's the thing with erectile

dysfunction okay it's not that it doesn't get hard to stay hard stay hard

see we get a [ __ ] chubby in your pants when you're like you know how long you're doing all this stuff let me

see how much let me see how much time I got with my [ __ ] Logan's Mama I'm asking I didn't notice

it's kind of like when the realtor brings you to the apartment okay and it's nice and [ __ ] like that but he only

brings you there for five minutes you move in and it's just like there's trains going by overhead and planes and

[ __ ] you're like oh I'm [ __ ] up he might just stop wait I got five minutes with my [ __ ] that's what I'm saying barely as long as I can get to Seven I'm

cool no then barely more like one minute 30 seconds we all

men we've gone through that you put the condom on your should be like yeah no oh yeah

okay all men a [ __ ] would lead and say that no you know a [ __ ] like nobody I get

Melissa Ford in their bed and say you know what they don't stay hard I would forget Melissa men are not admitting

that they're just they're not saying hey by the way you know he's trying to catch the body they just

they don't see papa entrapment see

that's not because other people listening with erectile dysfunction out there yeah about that because this is

what's the medicine insensitive [Laughter]

disabling dumbass with you [ __ ]

turned up all these niggasm of it anyway they can't turn her back

what did you just do did y'all just see him yo what did you do

what are you doing you know that thing is stupid yo

don't do that again but man how long did that relationship last yeah they be on man oh yeah

no we won't see him chill so bad from now

how long did you how long did you mess with him for um after finding out yeah you posted no

after finding out there was that didn't deter me I was about to say why couldn't let me

ask you wait what channel nothing no is that the conversation that

can't be had with a man yo do your dick stay hard no she already know his dick don't stay hard because

she's intimate with him and his dick is not staying hard so why couldn't if this is my girlfriend why can't we have a

conversation to find out what we can do I love you I want to stay with you I need to be sexually pleased could we go

get a prescription for Viagra or Cialis or something yeah I know that yeah because they wasn't yeah

boyfriend and girlfriend like that that's true

yeah you're right but uh it was 10 months okay okay

and you found out that you want me to tell you how long I [ __ ] on my [ __ ] buddies were he was not a [ __ ] buddy he

was special for you you might have been a [ __ ] buddy oh yeah you wouldn't [ __ ] neither he

wasn't [ __ ] people but that was just bad when you lost it yeah I was just buddy buddy we

were girlfriends wow

the whole pup I said you want a Manhattan [ __ ] no that's right

at least she was still with him for a little bit right like about five six months later yeah fine what she still

was with him after she found out like six months later she still was who said six months

we didn't have sex really three months you always think you're gonna just pop early You're Gonna Pop early ass [ __ ]

quick I'm gonna steal you first

we start arguing

we got him oh my God

[Laughter]

[Music] hold on oh man y'all [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all

[ __ ] be potting up here y'all I know I'm sick of it I'm sick of moving I'll be potting her I'm sick of what y'all

I'm used to the lives

here in terms of podcast lies yes well that means I'm a great part of it I'll take that I mean the Real Lies

everything

that's waiting for my [ __ ] I don't know well you got to meet more people yeah they doing it they're not my

ex-fiancee we had sex the first night ain't nobody out here waiting three and four months the girls don't want to wait

three months to [ __ ] well let's go let it go get my girl same [ __ ] man first time yeah

[ __ ]

[Music] thank you

anyway how long it took me to tear that thing down

we would see him if a month first we would talk at first there you go that

Spain all night and it really wasn't even here

um girl you don't have a mic can't nobody

can nobody hear you girl it's over um

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yeah

back to the Rhythm and the brown again

you're so stupid yeah I love when they get tired

what's as long as you're waiting don't ever stop we all waited long oh when I was young okay oh yeah for sure I I one

of my first like real girlfriends was a virgin I I probably took me a year to pop but that's a grown man at 30 plus

what's the time frame in you I'm a talker though so for me I'm gonna be on

the phone with you for hours so I'm gonna get to know you real quick well I'm gonna know your whole life story in less than a week so it's a week

I'm a talker you know average

yeah about a week 90 why you keep buying your lit man huh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you uh

easy not me point that way why are you doing we're recording your face with

cameras we have Erickson is picking this up you're like

[Music] we can have no

well that's normal for you what week week and a half to do what

that's asking if you meet a young lady which I wouldn't but no you'd have met

young ladies in your life when I was seven can't Jam me up [ __ ] yo we having a

conversation I can't play this you'll find a girl in

the dresser under the cabinets

oh man yo you've been married for a long time but I haven't he ain't never been

in the one week or less crew though still chilled off cap oh damn don't cap on the Pod [ __ ] they wasn't giving it

to you like that I'm going with big freezers I know CP up

here with this curls he getting to talking with them bro she just jumping a little French fry dates [Laughter]

why are you why are you coming from these shows

tactics

to get what you want [ __ ] that's true actually not me that's true extraterrestrial huh tricking 10 ass [ __ ] you gotta do

all that [ __ ] not me [ __ ] us [ __ ] like us realize we talk huh had the conversation get to know getting their

mind you know let them know that they fine and oh stop you can't happen listen you can't shame me I didn't trigger

you can't talk to a [ __ ] like me what's your history you just got lucky well

um

what happened Chris girl Chris Berman okay

what use the Chapstick girl

other girls

you need to get like this if you ain't got to go to the cops you're not like me like me [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] shake

that [ __ ] off [ __ ] [ __ ] beat with a lawnmower on top of your [ __ ] stop all right

all right let me see here you put it on to show me how to do it

oh [Laughter]

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you know what if a young boy wants to holler at me he can what's the email address here

hey John give me arrested

if you want to holler at mail don't play with me subscribe to the 50 patreon

type your question in there that you want to highlight but can we can we by the time this is released the 500.

can we interview the [ __ ] male pic no can y'all get out of Mel's [ __ ]

[Music] and we're gonna interview you and find out if you were sitting in front of

greatness and put the King Magazine away in the lotion like a Lubriderm throw it away she's different it's kind of stupid

though oh [ __ ] hey

you got an old school dance they don't dance like that yeah why are you so stupid

like this all right that's enough woman empowerment Corey Ray knock it off too

good show today y'all I'm gonna be able to play that playlist for somebody

sometimes one day we'll find a little yoga sex partner somebody to know you got Pilates

with you I do no no I don't have Tinder you got eHarmony

question mingle I'm gonna punch you in your [ __ ] face

is it tender I didn't say he didn't say that something that's a joke it's a joke yeah and I

have to put it on this because that's my narrative all right y'all bionic six we couldn't

have done it without y'all hope we provided an audio adventure for y'all out there today we couldn't have done it

without God couldn't have done it without y'all the Lord they counted us out a million

times we still came to work today it was traffic it still made it huh it's foggy

come on it's foggy outside I took a little nap earlier hit the snooze button

um we have real [ __ ] going on in our lives but we made it thank God keep us in your prayers or

don't I'm gonna pray for myself so [ __ ] y'all it don't really matter yeah I mean

I trust me talking to my God about me more than you talking to him about me keep us in your prayers Lord knows we

need to be there until the next time we bid you a dude farewell adios surviva dirty hasta la vista ARF why so long

goodbye remember life is a series of moments and moments past y'all hold it

down peace blessings health wealth love prosperity [Music] and we'll be back enjoy your weekends yo

hey

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all right yo oh watch out about the acapella

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without the whole verse is different all right

Deuces God damn it I hope this was a good part y'all tell me y'all tell me on Reddit

you could get fired you're gonna get fired yo yo you [ __ ] you gotta participate

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