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oh how y'all doing man hey

what's up what's happening hey what's up

ready

[Applause]

I'm ready I'm gonna start with a little

tapping I'm ready what's up I'm not

gonna do it though all right hold up man

let me see what type of pod pod moon I

want to be in snowing out here I ain't

expect that either it gets sexy on here

fellas out there snuggled up with

something soft right now huh keeping

each other warm for the couples out

there listening to the Pod together

playing footsies huh that's wild that's

a weird for the couple that's not doing

so great you got your back turned to

attacking that girl you really love

shout out to y'all with the privacy

screen on your phone do what you have to

do to survive

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oh

okay

well that's my Michael Buffer boys

for buffing anything

I mean these drops out the way right

quick

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all righty there microphone check one

two I don't know what episode this is

because I'm not used to one part a week

I don't know what day it is what date it

is it's 609. welcome to episode 609 of

the Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble

gracious grateful and highly favored

host Joe Button here with a few of my

nearest and dearest flippers here

Melissa is not here calm down

slow it down please oh it's busy with

unpacking boxes and none of her male New

Jersey friends are there to help Dan

well anyway flip is here

[Applause]

I called last night to see what's wrong

hey how you doing she's like my stuff

comes tomorrow I was like all right all

right

dishes in the dishwasher my bad I'll

call you right now yeah I gotta go uh

brother issues here freeze is here Parks

is here Ian is here PO is here keep is

here Corey is here Erickson is here and

somebody is listening remote fellas how

are you doing how you feeling how was

your uh

vacation good

I'm good I'm good I'm great my vacation

was working I worked I was in the studio

oh there you go yeah I mean okay that's

me we know that yeah any fun weekend

plans anybody do anything over the

weekend well Rihanna's coming up uh I

wish I knew Oh I thought you was in

there with her I wish again

I think this weekend was good I came to

your crib yes you did and you know hey

clap it up because you've been trying to

get to the crib for a minute

homie

no but you better go to my man

come to the crib came through on a late

night it was late

it was very so it was a joke that he

told me that he got his you know a nice

couch from um I didn't oh my God yo so I

left flip in my house I'll knock you out

revolate just tell it regularly

he sits down we talking for a little bit

about 30 minutes in he's like it's a

real nice couch where'd you get this

couch from

you talking about the the huge dick

actually yeah

Restoration Hardware

and he said

you got this couch restored

watch yourself

but we had a good time man what's that

[ __ ] we ordered what we ordered um

Sonics Sonic X we go to Sonic ghetto

[ __ ] ghetto Saturday night no it tastes

good Charlotte is actually good sinus

was good it hit the spot at that time of

night

listen we'll be eating friendly after

midnight Sonics be right there at the

time it's just us what you want yeah it

was fun you gotta feel like a sicko to

be 42 drinking a Sonic's milkshake at

3am in the morning 3 A.M on the weekend

you and your kid up watch your kid up at

3am he's looking at you like Daddy is

you sure you want the milkshake

you know about stuff like that right if

you buy stuff like that I don't know

vintage couches he built you like that

you you jumped you you went to visit the

store

Restoration Hardware really like in my

mind I thought that they restored

vintage Adventures um vintage furniture

yo every now and again right it's a now

and again just get out of Queens a

little bit all right you know what I'm

saying now a little bit okay you're

putting me down I'm not doing anything

with the short I'm saying what is he

doing today

you're putting me know I'm saying expand

your palette see why you gotta say

palette yeah exactly

all right what is most important to you

beautiful gentlemen today the Oscars is

important and our movie person is gone

yeah that's kind of crazy yeah you know

she had 90 minutes yes she did she was

ready yeah I'm gonna call her though I'm

gonna call her okay

over the text I watch if you leave in

the Oscar uh recap to me I'm gonna talk

about that [ __ ] the Tim's hat on

a little church flow helps you

understand raises a little more black

black lady Church Fields you understand

racism just a little bit more that's all

I thought when I looked at the TV where

you get that from

well the Oscars is white of it okay

we're white people yeah not typically

for musicians which is our [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] so Tim's wrote a song so she's

there now she wouldn't normally be there

but she ain't never been here before so

I mean she where the [ __ ] she want to

wear which is a big ass hat to block

everybody from behind us from seeing the

show Joe

faces we can understand because we put

on big stupid [ __ ] we make a spectacle

of ourselves now white people do not

they put their good suit on and sit

right and even a little voice to come on

this movie was nominated this movie came

out in 19 and she was one it's like

Studio [ __ ] and they keep panning the

Timbs

blocking the view I would have been

switch now

what a

what do you mean you block it she got

she she gotta take the hat off depending

on who's sitting behind come on Joe

anybody anybody that need her to take

the hat off wouldn't be sitting behind

her

um yeah yeah I see what you're saying

because she was saying she succeeded

where she's supposed to be seated which

is I wrote the song in this movie that

did a billion dollars in the first two

weeks and she performed it tonight and

Rihanna's performing and that's my [ __ ]

I want to see I need a close-up seat to

see she's wearing hey and that seat had

her name on it that morning

I am going to call Melissa not right now

I want to see what us five idiots can

come up with for the Oscars but I really

didn't I didn't see it I wasn't watching

it keep says the uh dealership was up I

don't see how that can be with the slap

last year but fine

ain't nothing to slap probably brings

more viewers to see if some [ __ ]

let's see how it gets addressed it is

but people like that [ __ ] we want to see

if some more [ __ ] [ __ ] gonna happen on

Oscar the Oscars how to address it the

Oscars are trying to bury this [ __ ] when

in reality that's probably the most

talking yeah about the Oscars it's

happened in 20 years bro they made some

jokes on it yeah I mean I think he did a

good job

um Jimmy Kimmel was the host he touched

on and I think he touched on it

Tastefully like he ain't going over the

top I think he touched on the Tastefully

he said yo if anything happens this year

I want y'all to do the same exact thing

y'all did last year

absolutely nothing actually give the

assailant 19 minutes to talk about

himself and then give him some hugs at

the end and everybody started laughing

it was a little shot at

um will but it was at the end he did the

years without an incident thing he had a

little bored and now one year without an

incident so I mean I think it was cool

they had to touch on it to lighten the

air in the room but without Odin um why

is that [ __ ] that serious

fam it's an all-white event two of the

biggest stars in the world somebody

smack somebody Will Smith's magnitude

smacking somebody publicly

if that slap did all that wait till they

find out about slave Diggers

[Laughter]

the white people might ride with us if

they just learned what they did

no I'm not making it come on we're

having a fun fun part no racism no I

think some of the viewership was up

because people wanted to see um Angela

Bassett win

we're not playing no more all right we

accept Denzel and Halle but give Angela

the nigga's mouth is so bad that was not

20 years ago 30 yeah

oh as old as you guys I'm 35. you're a

bunch of old

the boy they violated her yes or no they

did

what y'all saw and y'all almost got me

to rhyme but I asked questions hold up

what you think I'm talking about

Tina Turner should have won

the black people said y'all started

early y'all said this may be the year

that Angela Bassett wins it and I was

like oh that'd be super dope I want to

see that then the awards came on they

start showing pictures of Angela Bassett

I'll never feel good when you start

showing me pictures of the person

showing up all night long

and then I wasn't watching the Oscars so

[ __ ] was like Angela Bassett lost

let's rage

that's all right well well hold on for

who did she lose to said Jamie Lee

Curtis

I watched that movie too I said wait now

and this is weird I was like well what

movie because we still had no idea what

movie Jamie Lee won from [ __ ] told me

she won for Halloween

and then I was like that's racist

that's racist

but it turned out she didn't win

following that's funny as [ __ ] she won

four what's the movie anywhere anywhere

everything all around the world that one

now black people I'm riding with y'all

but I can't lie I heard that was a

really good movie bro that movie was

fine

I watched the movie I was actually yo

this is the first time in the Oscars

like that I've ever watched that

the movie that was cleaning up I

actually knew you know usually usually

it'd be some [ __ ] we ain't never heard

of yo

everything we even report on the Oscars

like [ __ ]

this is the first time

that list come out we'd be like what the

[ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is this

where's Transformers

Gin and Juice in the Hood I called Mel I

said Mel you know Angela didn't win she

said well hold on now flip and she told

Jamie Lee and she told me the movie and

I went to watch it I'm an hour in and

it's pretty good so far and this is also

Jamie Lee Jamie Lee's first Parker and

once I learned that yeah

I mean she was revived a lot in

Halloween now come on man like we wanted

dogs

to get a man

Curtis is known from holla [ __ ] Wing

that's it she was in the little joint

with Arnold Schwarzenegger

tell him right now

I know that's not you disrespecting a

white Legend

I know you not saying

I got Google [ __ ] I'm not gonna argue

I'm not saying research she's been in a

bunch of [ __ ] Jamie Lee Curtis is known

from Halloween

no she I feel like that is so stupid to

say now that's where she broke but I

think that she was in bad other [ __ ] she

was a mammal she was she was in trading

places with um if this is true I'm about

to make it she was in Trading Places

with Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy

that's what she's known for that was a

good movie it's a great movie was that

was she known for she's known for

Halloween more than Trading Places you

[ __ ] right [ __ ] all right

that's it that's it I'm pulling it up

what was up rolling training places Joe

there you go yeah I'm pulling it up that

movie fired you ain't know so true lies

she was smoking him a little and that

was a blockbuster she said my girl it

was a blockbuster it was she Halloween

no

[Music]

every two years wait she was out in 81.

how old is she

hey Jamie Lee give Angela bastard that

[ __ ] Oscar back all right now

this is a mess why did we think that

Jamie Lee Curtis is so much more famous

than that well because of Halloween come

out every other year

[Music]

remember she said Oscar

what did y'all think about the Rihanna

performance

I mean I think she sounded amazing I

didn't see it and typically not trying

to be funny but yeah

because we know you don't like listen to

it yeah yeah that's what I'm saying I

don't like listening stuff don't you

like like subtitles

go ahead now typically I've seen her

perform before where she didn't sound

the the greatest she sounded all right

um

you think that she was live

do you think that wasn't Tim singing

from the Hat no

because I sound stupid but in the clips

but I saw I was like why they don't let

this pregnant lady just chill like why

they don't let this pregnant lady be

pregnant and chill you know what that

bag party look like I understand I

understand she might not want to be over

there

all right so then pop out Super Bowl

Oscars

let me get that yeah that's a mean one

too she has a hell of a year already

facts I ain't gonna drop man I'm gonna

go lay up for another two three years

imagine all right let me ask y'all this

door now now cause you're making me mad

I'm about to shake this [ __ ] up shake it

up I'm about to Shake It Up

y'all pregnant girl y'all letting do all

that you're [ __ ] right if she's

real in the Oscars she just secured a

bag even though she's rich I know you

got a choice

it tells me all the time that finances

have nothing to do with the leader in

the

relationships

yo no I would let her do the Oscars and

she had already committed to the out the

Super Bowl thing like going forward I

wouldn't have necessarily wanted her to

do that at six seven months pregnant

she's big pregnant at the Super Bowl but

the Oscars you standing still you're

singing getting the hell on I get that

bag Super Bowl performance was a little

bit but the Super Bowl is before the

Oscars no she had already committed to

the Super Bowl performance you said six

seven months pregnant she's about that

she's big what do you think she

committed to the Oscars she big cause

you can see that baby in her neck

yeah she fat like I am not saying that

no I'm not trying to be funny

saying that in the face no I'm with you

yeah see that you could see it in her

face yeah she's pregnant pregnant and

they got the camera roll zooming in best

quality in the world they got the Marvel

cameras on him

yeah I'm letting her get that back

yeah

it was funny look at you trying to be

procrastination Rocky

[Laughter]

hell no really hell no you getting one

of them you're getting one of them pick

one Hey Joe yeah

yes but you just contradicting me you

[ __ ] that's pun

that's fun I'm not risking the health of

my baby because you want to prance

around for these white people on stage

I'm not

talking about the bag and at six seven

months will have as many months I'm

thinking about the health of the baby

sit your [ __ ] ass home for a second

now saying that in 2023 I hear I hear it

sounds a little misogynistic

I hate women they come up with that how

did they flip that on us considering

them is misogynistic mind your business

mind your business

I'm with you all right well what else

happened I'm put you in spirit

then they'll start paying these that

right yeah

oh yeah cause I'm hating on that I saw a

bunch of people at the Oscars that

shouldn't have been at the hospital they

must have been scalping them [ __ ]

I ain't saying no names but it was a

bunch of y'alls like

I had to start checking the soundtracks

in these movies

yeah diversity yeah that is and that's

what's pushing the ratings

fam think about this I watched the

Oscars ice watch the Oscars I don't know

who else sitting here to watch this

y'all two soft ass [ __ ]

just y'all two minutes

you saw that you saw that John the watch

party they went to the drive through the

drive-in

watch the Oscars on the big screen on my

restoration

what else happened in the Oscars that we

need to inform people about

the Asians cleaned up

all right I'm gonna call Melissa because

you should have said that

[ __ ] in the background like yeah yeah

they did they did happen they did though

yeah oh yeah and when I really wanted to

ride for Angela Bassett see they planned

around us black people they brought the

black lady up there to win two times and

over two years in a row for wakanda we

forgot all about Angela Bassett he was

like Oh yay her

mm-hmm that's it no that was the smoke

screen

and they set it up like let it up to the

thing you just thought it was going to

be Angela Bassett yeah sorry

I do love that she didn't pretend to be

happier

I love that she didn't pretend to be

happy she said she said something

they said she publicly said something I

mean listen oh

hello Melissa Ford this is the Joe

Budden podcast you are live on air

hi guys hey

uh Melissa we're doing a horrible job

recapping the Oscars we're talking about

Halloween the movie

we're talking about Tim's outfit like

help us oh my god well whoever was

sitting behind Tim's I don't know if

they saw the Oscar broadcast either but

her dress was gorgeous I mean that was

awesome

you'll just smack the hat off her head

what's that it said would you have

smacked the hat off her head

um I uh no because you're supposed to be

you know you supposed to have a little

bit of decorum at the Oscars but I would

have been pissed

over here after the slap huh

everybody was on their best behavior I

mean did you I swear to God I'm

surprised they didn't even they didn't

put up like guards around the around the

the stage to protect um the host but

anyways it was good it was good I liked

it was my Super Bowl you're who were

your snubs

okay so the big one is obviously Angela

Bassett she was nominated

um for uh wakanda forever why is that a

sporting actors category and um I said

why is that a snub

why did you say what

um why that's not a snub and then and

then I'll I'll give you my answer got it

yeah right no no no no he's asking why

you thought it was a snub

no the general public basically feels

this way the the reality of the

situation is is that Angela Bassett was

snubbed 29 years ago I agree with that

got to do with it that's that's the

thing everybody has been really upset

about and everybody felt like this was

going to be the year in which she you

know kind of like so y'all wanna be a

really redeeming

y'all wanted a retroactive Oscar yeah

yeah some makeup sex some I owe you here

yeah yeah

but if you've seen

um white people don't give things back

um Angela's face oh my God I felt the

pain but the reality of the situation is

is that um the Oscar doesn't really look

at Marvel as Academy award-worthy movies

you know they played in for like some

technical [ __ ] but the big categories

like support the actress and actors

supporting Etc and best picture they

never they never win um just because the

Oscars just kind of like agree because

that ain't really acting like pretending

to throw a shield

they really do get into the Cinematic

job I didn't think about this I want I

wanted to see her win but I also saw

Jamie Lee Curtis in everything

everywhere she killed it and I thought

that they were gonna go with her and I

was and I was and I was right it hurt it

hurts so do you know any other snubs or

was it just that one

um no nothing we care about no

everything kind of went the way it was

very predictable honestly you know even

like the best category

um you know uh a lot of people thought

that Austin Butler was going to win for

Elvis

um or you know Brendan Fraser and the

whale I kind of wanted anybody but

Brendan Frazier to win because I didn't

really like that movie The Whale it was

it was I I didn't like it I didn't like

it his performance was a little

heavy-handed that was my opinion do you

think they did the um the sentimental

thing with the

the in memoriam thing in this climate

with all the mental health stuff being

really really popular in the well movie

do you think that they kind of gave it

to them based on that

I didn't I didn't hear it

I said in this climate with all the

mental health

things being so popular do you think

that they kind of swayed the well award

to Brendan Frazier instead of my man

from Elvis

uh

uh I think that when it comes to like

Oscars and stuff like that I think it's

usually just the campaign behind

um behind the films that is usually

going to be like you know one of the

things that just kind of sways voters

um but like in the whale he's um he's

like severely obese and he's dying and

he wants to reconnect with his with his

um estranged daughter

um but just people love the movie I just

felt like it was just so heavy-handed

the score was so dramatic it was like it

was like telling you how you're supposed

to feel and you're supposed to feel

sorry for this person and you're

supposed to feel sorry for this you know

situation and I kind of felt emotionally

blackmailed the whole time I was

watching it I was like man [ __ ] that

[ __ ] so

uh do you miss us today I miss you guys

so much today considering that all my

stuff is here and I'd rather be there

than unpacking with Movers

absolutely get your [ __ ] together the

movies

let's ask a question it's asked are the

movers at your house yes I never have

professional wife wow he said he never

been oh he never had a professional

movie

[Applause]

we miss you too and we cannot wait until

you are back in our presence bye

look at this I just died

now will I get an apology uh from you

over NBA young boy what happened get him

you know what happened

from the tweets from before no no tweets

recently I didn't what happened it's

been a lot I want they won't repeat it

all but there's been a lot with him and

Dirk and India

oh I didn't know that I wasn't aware of

that oh okay well we're telling you okay

so now that we told you what do you

think about those old NBA youngboy

statements about I'm a change man and

blah blah blah look at the range man I

thought he had a whole new game plan

yeah yeah you came in here and wrapped

that [ __ ] so on that one I still believe

him

[Music]

I don't know

what tickets

I'm proud of growth though I'm proud of

people that try to grow that's true

that's true but sometimes [ __ ] don't

want to let you grow at the same time if

you're still doing stuff that you've

done before there's no growth his growth

is stunted by his action

you can have a bat you can backslide oh

you can you can exhibit your growth [ __ ]

like that you can exhibit growth and get

pulled back into your old way and go to

church Sunday next slide that's a church

joint yeah and then go to church on

Sunday and then I'm I'm not I don't

actually be forgivable I'm just saying

and if you do the same thing the next

week people can change and then get

pulled back into the old ways excuse me

you know everything about NBA young boy

except for his behavior over the last

few days I don't know everything about

NBA youngboy you can't put that on me

you said that you were a fan of it I am

a fan I'm not that I'm not a standing

they were threatening each other

not really for him whatever him and Dirk

was doing but once you start involving

somebody's baby moms like a girl and

directing that internet energy that way

like come on I think he commented on

their relationships and she responded

they keep commenting on this [ __ ] oh but

it's fine uh Troy Ave takes the stand

how does everybody feel

uh we're talking about the tax Stone

case from I want to say 2017. it's been

a while though Urban Plaza 2016 2017

somewhere around somewhere yeah it was a

while ago but he's been he's been

sitting waiting for trial that trial is

finally here Troy Ave took the stand

gave uh his recount of the incident all

the incidents the fight the struggle the

shooting the multiple shots

uh I've seen I've seen different takes

about this online I've seen people

trying to group Troy Avenue with uh

Ghana

uh I don't know if I agree with that but

I'm not the one to call it how does

everybody feel about this free tax don't

and rest in peace uh rest in peace

Banger of course but how do we feel

about Troy Ave taking the stand

all right and I have what he said Troy

Ave says

if it's fight or flight I'm always going

to fight because at that point you could

die Collins 37 said in the Manhattan

Supreme Court Collins described

grappling with tax Stone A hip-hop

podcaster whose real name is Daryl

Campbell over the gun he said it looks

like if you see people wrestling High

School uh if you see people wrestle in

high school wrestling that type of

position when the shot goes off I see

the light from the spark and I hear the

shot he testified this is all happening

fast I get up and start fighting tax

Stone trying to take him grab the gun

and another shot goes off I put my leg

up to kind of block the shot from

hitting me in the face or chest that's

when Campbell shot him in both legs uh

he told the jurors

uh I got I got up Colin said I'd rather

die fighting people die from leg shots

I'd rather die fighting than laying on

the ground I got up immediately he just

gave his account of the event status

from his perspective

but how do y'all feel about him taking

the stand uh an attempt to put another

up or put another man away

I don't remember the details from this

as far as who actually was responsible

for the injuries and death

I mean who's um

allegedly responsible taxable that's why

he's on trial yeah

if I'm homeboy

I might not have went to court

if he don't go to court tax come home

and also I think that they was trying to

give him 15 years for shooting into a

crowd

right and then by him testifying against

tax he now has a year in prison he'll

get a yeah that was the deal that's

what's going around and he had time

served and he had times

so he's cooperating

with the state

um

to exonerate himself basically I mean

his friend died well his friend died

yeah

I don't agree with it you don't agree

with him taking a stand no why

um

I don't agree with it because

tax not tax Troy Ave rapped about a lot

of gangster stuff and what he does and

stuff like that and I feel like

when

I seen posts and tweets before talking

about snitches and things like that and

he talked about it and now for him to go

on the stand to put another man in jail

and not to take away for what happened

you know we know somebody lost their

life career so that's a contradiction

um but I do understand that he went on

the stand because if he didn't go on the

stand it would look like something else

or he would end up getting more time but

I feel like that it was a situation

between both of them that they both

instigated and I feel like

I would have preferred

Troy Ave not going to court tax coming

home

and it being dealt with differently than

for us to watch this and rest in peace

being I'm not taken away from anything

that happened but I would prefer

different just where I come from and

what I was taught I mean to watch

somebody that you watch you've been

around I've been around Troy Ave to

watch him do that

and to see the the

is it decisiveness between the people

because a lot of it it's devices yeah a

lot of people are in the middle a lot of

people are saying that

he should have told and a lot of people

saying that no he shouldn't have I'm on

the side that he should have just not

went to court I don't really know that

she'd be in jail still

they were holding him but that's the

thing and and again I don't really know

much about the situation I'm gonna just

talk generally I ain't talking about

them gentlemen when you decide to play

the game

what's your quarterback name

to Mike white two

what decides to play football you take

on all the risks that come along with

playing football when you suit up when

you pad up when you put your [ __ ] on you

know that when you go outside on the

football field anything can happen you

can get paralyzed you can get worse

those are the decisions that you're

making and that you consciously making

and that's the thing that's being

glorified in these hip-hop songs and

it's being glorified in Street culture

but people don't want to take the

opposite side of the [ __ ] that come

along with the street culture they take

the [ __ ] they take the cars they take

the guns they take all the accolades

that and the praise that come along with

being a street [ __ ] but it's the

opposite side of them tracks my it's the

other side of the tracks you can't pick

and choose your my only issue with what

you're saying is

and your football analogy like there's

plenty of head hunters in the NFL but

that ain't the game that's being played

the game is football so yes

street life is being highlighted in

music but I want to remind everybody

that we're talking about a musician and

a podcaster true but they are both so

when you say when you strap up when you

strap up and make that decision you take

what comes with the game I don't think

I'm a podcaster I'm telling y'all that

at no point do I plan on going outside

and seeing [ __ ] shooting at me and my

man sure I don't plan for that in my

line of profession if it happens it

happens but your your message and

somebody else's message are totally

different and also you got to remember

tax come from the streets we can't yeah

we all come from the streets

industry involved in the streets totally

different okay we understand he was at

one point involved in the streets

when he turned his life over to rap I'm

just saying the same thing I'm positive

that he was in that Courthouse telling

lawyers and prosecutors and everybody

else with ears yo dog I rap I was at

Irving Plaza for a rap event I was

invited by musicians rappers I had a job

to do I was performing I didn't know

that somebody was going to be there with

a problem with me uh you could look up

tweets from the last five years this

person has when he starts saying all

these things nobody up there at one

Central Plaza One PP Plaza is saying

he signed up for life sure

but so that's us just saying that I want

us to try to dissect this uh I am with

our uh

a civilian here and true and and that's

this that's what I was about to say when

you are a civilian you carry yourself

accordingly if you are a civilian and

everything that he is doing is par for

the course but when you preach a whole

different message and when you preach a

whole different thing then you can't and

that's that's

separated from real so it's only one

thing we Overlook in here

how did that gun get in there

we know what I'm just saying I'm not

overlooking that but but it's a fact but

when you say civilians civilians aren't

walking around with bangers

well according to drive you didn't walk

in with that gun he took a weapon from

somebody

and defended himself that's his story

okay I'm certain on tax side taxes

saying I had a weapon but I didn't kill

nobody

okay

I'm just trying to listen you know I

don't play Street [ __ ] at all so I'm

just listening

if if I don't see how y'all start this

with we come from where we come from and

then lambast the guy for having a gun

I'm not lambasticity

they got a civilian argument like I put

myself in the place when you hear

civilians but you also said that you're

a podcast and you don't plan on going

outside and having people shoot at you

right so and the other person that's a

podcast is taxed on and Tech Stone was a

person as a podcast is still outside

still mingling with different people and

allegedly allegedly or just a part of

the element a part of the element

whether he was involved Knee Deep or

whatever the case may be you still are a

part of the street

elements away so if I'm involved if I'm

involved in the street then

I should not be able to help the state

put another man in jail because I should

be relying on Street Justice

if that's what you preach whose side are

you speaking say it again I'm not on any

side I'm trying to objectively have the

conversation got it guys I got it yeah

I'm not on the side I think tax should

be home I think Banger should be alive I

think a lot of things I'm saying yes to

answer your question yes Joe said that

you're saying that if you are involved

in the streets then you shouldn't take

the stand to put another man away you

should handle it on the street on the

streets yes I've heard Troy Ave say a

bunch of times in a bunch of interviews

that whatever I was on before I'm

rehabilitated I have a daughter I have a

career I have a truck business I have

like I've heard him going to the streets

are a myth yes yeah he kind of denounced

the streets a lot and I get that people

do that when they make a deal and come

home and just get into some tremendous

what's the absolute worst thing

happening yeah yeah I I do understand

that but today that's how he's talking

he's talking like a businessman his

friend did die and I don't think the

family and and Troy uh are good standing

I understand it I'm just saying from

hearing him right from watching yeah and

like so when we look at the other

situation with the kid that told and how

much people went to jail we could see

like okay he wasn't like that he sort of

was pushed into that but you preached

that you spoke that you was outside

people followed you because you had this

this bravado about you you know and they

looked at you 50 co-signed and we looked

at you like enough you know it was a lot

of things put on him on his shoulders

and he embodied that then now I thought

I always thought she was a doof just so

I'm clear I'm trying to have an

objective talk but I think he would doof

and that was the reason I always stayed

away from goofy [ __ ] like you because

you have to protect your energy

what

I'm sorry

why because Jordan has to do he bit a

doof he has been a do for a long time

I'm on record with this you know how I

feel about it it's a doof they always

have a back and forth they've had a two

feet [ __ ] but that don't mean I'm still

trying to get to the bottom of what's

writing what's wrong and what should

happen here Joe

um okay okay all right

what I'm telling you about Joe Fields

now you know that's his there like I

said hold on I hosted troyer's first

mixtape I'm new to this so I'm not going

to

put out any speculations I'm just going

to ask you

um why do you think that he's a doof too

many different reasons to name but I

officially had this thought when he

first started sharing uh his views on

Mental Health people that commit suicide

when he had he said what he said about

I'm not going to say it yeah yeah when

he said what he said yeah that was bad

that was that was really bad he doubled

and tripled down on it yeah so it was

nothing personal to you oh no no

I don't know he can't do nothing to me

no not fighting I'm just saying nothing

you can't do nothing to me but yeah when

he started doing all that and it really

this is before that he was talking about

Eminem I think and I hit hovane rest in

peace to say hey this is your artist you

might want to be careful about how he

speaks about people with mental health

issues and people that take pills and

people that's anxiety and people that's

you know he was calling them weirdos

[ __ ] Gotta Go do a school shooting

doofy ass [ __ ] [ __ ] In The Hood

don't like it was just going crazy but

do you feel like he

I feel like he is the one of the biggest

groups that New York has produced that's

what do you feel like he's rehabilitated

do you feel like it's a chance for him

to be that I won't never be around him

see it I won't know I don't care I don't

care but you [ __ ] about this [ __ ] dude

I'm staying away do you feel like

somebody could say something like that

be ignorant and not know the uh the

details about mental health and not be

considerate but change later on a lot of

us say things yes

I do not believe that for me I'm only

speaking for me that there's been

changed Behavior or any sign of it from

Trail okay all right

okay

but I'm empathetic to his position

that's that's the conversation I want

yes that's what you're saying because if

I go out and you come try to do

something to me and I take your [ __ ] and

bad things happen

I might be taking the stand in my own

defense

does that make me a rat

I think

describing the details of black men

if you go about Hood rules yeah you're

right okay

and Hip-Hop rules and Hip-Hop rules this

is unfortunately and this happens a lot

when it's two known people

who didn't like more

when I ain't talking about that no I'm

talking about the street I'm talking

about the meeting

I'm talking about everything we're

seeing but the divisiveness is because

of who is like more in this situation we

know a lot of people outside that have

been in similar situations until when

they go on the stand they tell stories

completely different than how he told it

let's not hide that I don't know I know

[ __ ] that similarly yeah I know [ __ ]

that similar [ __ ] happened to and they

didn't take the stand at all and we know

them too but we just all you know what

I'm saying like yo I'ma go to trial you

gonna go to trial and that's it yeah

whatever yeah and if you got a good

lawyer then I gotta here's my question

to y'all and I know in hip-hop this is

illegal to say but uh what if he's

afraid of the person that's on trial I

mean that's on trial well like when

Takashi took the stand it was known that

hey this guy is scared for his life

because 300 of these [ __ ] they

kidnapped and stole his jewelry took his

moms put them in the back of the taxi

they had footage that you can see where

it's like this young kid should be

afraid right if you scared for your life

that don't that don't change matter at

all

but here's the problem like in hip-hop

we're not allowed to acknowledge things

like fear no we're not no but here's the

problem though a lot of these people are

are currently involved in Street

economics while they're promoting

telling that is wrong

no it's not allegedly it was a fact I

agree with it you are making it seem

like you can do whatever you want but as

long as you tell you get a slap on the

wrist that's wrong you're involved

you're engaging with these people and

you're telling a lot of people are doing

that you're going no disrespect to Troy

but you watch his interviews and how he

talking and I'm like it's like man like

if you go to

have a clean slate sell the part sell

the part to we could be a person like me

can be empathetic like oh I get it I'm

not I can't I watch this interview with

math and I saw how he was talking and I

understand how much he hate tax I get it

I get it but it's just not where we from

it's not what you preach and that's what

I said I said y'all ain't gonna hold me

to where we from rules for the rest of

my life

you were a rapper for 20 years

in your raps you don't hear you saying

if you come my [ __ ] I bust your head to

the white meat that wasn't what you was

talking about I had a few balls of

course you said go get the truck

what I'm saying is

what I'm saying is that if somebody

looked up Joe Button as a rapper and

don't that's not what Joe Budden's

message was as a rapper that's not what

history

some of these other people are out here

portraying that I am a bona fide stamp

certified Street dude and if that is

what you are pushing in the world then

you gotta live by bona fide stamp Street

dude principles and rules but that's

where you lose me because I say no you

don't you don't yeah I agree with you

really don't hold on how about this

there's a lot of these rappers

do you know that a lot of people on the

street their enemies are the one that

protect them more than their friends

like why infant Lucci he could have told

on Young Thug and he didn't and Young

Thug is documented that young thug try

to get him hit in jail he could have

testified and got he did not so there's

some people that live by and who know

how much time it would have got him off

or whatever who know what it would have

done some people do not live by a code

of imma just talk about it to help me so

people will go through I'm just

struggling I'm just stuck with what it

said if you push that image in that

message in your music that you have to

live by that I disagree

but you're talking about why like hold

on flip now you mentioned Lucci

that's not just pushing the message like

I'm really doing that that's what I mean

I'm really subscribing to that I could

push the message and not subscribe oh

true he's right that's what I'm saying

at a time when we when that was

happening we was ridiculing the people

that were doing that we were we were

saying like he don't live like that oh

his man looked like that yeah absolutely

we just had blue up here talking about

pocket not living like that yes right

yes like so we were doing that people

from back in the days felt this way and

it's a new day and age is this and they

just back in the day we were talking

about the uh NBA young boy [ __ ] earlier

but um India said the uh NBA youngboy

through tweets of course yo he ain't

really like that the [ __ ] was just

dirty growing up so did him

especially when it comes to a girl

no no no no not at all it would have

hurt more but it wouldn't hurt more

young boy's sister immediately responded

in a tweet like the [ __ ] is you talking

about [ __ ] wasn't dirty my my brother

was out here handling his business but I

read that and was like well even if he

was like why are we telling people

because there's the need to confirm

these things today that's one

bro that's what I'm saying

that's that's all I'm saying if you want

to carry yourself like that is what you

are that is what you do then at some

point you gotta stand but anybody

affected by telling though like any but

nobody like who who these days have

anybody been affected by telling nope

today so nope and I don't even know if

old boy got a if that's why he got

touched

who got touched the kid tomorrow

yeah

oh no no no no he didn't get touched for

that but what I'm saying is that he was

outside he was outside taking pictures

with [ __ ] arms around their shoulders

walking around outside like everything

was fine he had Gucci hats yeah he did

he did

that serious I met him a couple of times

I'm just saying but at the same time is

that people are showing that oh that's

when you forgot you was from Queens no I

know I was trying to he's trying to be

Mr Harlem Global flip no I'm always fine

yeah these people

all right these people

why you said that hold on flip it makes

me feel away because Tony Yayo told me

the same thing in my DM and I fell away

like he said pick that up hey

I just said it just made me feel away

like that's it yeah but at the same time

these people out here who

who has

suffered in hip-hop today from telling

Takashi suffering I don't care what

people saying wait hold on hold on hold

on now who suffered now when he first

came home Nikki hopped on the record

with him he didn't cover no no what he's

suffered he suffered to suffer he

disappeared bro I disagree he

disappeared for different reasons

disagree no reason

if he didn't suffer then what's the name

of his last song word I don't know but I

think he didn't suffer because he came

home I mean I think his suffrage came

because he came home trying to do the

same exact [ __ ] that he went in jail

doing okay woman did more way more

popular yeah

music career suffered his touring

suffered he lost a [ __ ] ton of fans he

lost his shoes

support let me finish the street support

he lost he lost the street support when

he first came home he started trying to

instigate [ __ ] and do the same exact

[ __ ] you lost your ability to do that so

how he marketed itself when he came home

was wrong he should have marketed

himself another way and I think he might

have potentially picked up some bags he

started trying to do the same [ __ ]

running around with more goons running

around being more disrespectful doing

more and now you can't do that that you

can't take that hey we ain't seeing them

goons ever since that academics to six

nine video got posted when the [ __ ]

what'd he say he set up

we never saw that guy again

I hope he's all right he came home the

money though I know he came on a lot of

money so he should have went pop left

the street [ __ ] alone he was going down

there to old block he was doing math I

don't think that Detroit have [ __ ] is

the same as uh the Gunner said I don't I

could be wrong in that street [ __ ] if

you're watching on YouTube and you're up

this early let me know in the comments

but I just don't view them the same Troy

Ave was going somewhere to do a job and

some [ __ ] happened

six nine manipulated a whole Brooklyn

cartel I just don't look at it the same

did he manipulate that yes yeah okay all

right yes infiltrated manipulated yeah

all of that yes yeah he did those things

yes he did I agree freedom

I'd be nervous taking a stand

you have your best suit on what did you

you look fly off that ain't a lot

someone married sure but you shouldn't

feel that way why you're a civilian

you're a civilian you know many people

be mad at him if he did the stair bro

doesn't matter if you're mad at me

anyway my logic takes no not them okay

somebody to take the stand against him

say what

we saw a video that he did and he had

your face behind it and a green screen I

didn't see it I told you I keep telling

you you don't want to see it you're

running that's you that's running that's

hey that's hey that's running

that's like typing something and putting

your phone in your pocket the whole day

that's amazing wait wait wait hold up

wait that's a problem you have to face

it face what that's like you're writing

somebody to put your phone down and

walking away from your phone and leaving

it all I've done that before yeah yeah

yeah

regulations

you talked about logic never going out

there it was a video he did with your

face in the background why wouldn't you

watch that I didn't see that you did why

wouldn't it

I'm not watching that because I don't

care what he says okay I'm just telling

you you do care anything no I don't if

you constantly shooting shots at them

you do care what he said hold on and

then

if your man ain't Kid what he said he

will oh that logic situation caused

other people to come out in my man right

now

just like dropped out of school and he

picked up the spatula to either cook

drugs with I can flip Burgers black man

can't even get himself a bachelor drop

that school and he picked up the spatula

because he never had a good role model

just a hood role model no I know that's

the old model because we break in that

cycle you know like that's a real thing

like we're breaking that cycle like a

lot of [ __ ] in the hood and

they all doing good yeah you know I see

it all the time but they only want to

push all the drugs and all the crime on

channel this is logic's video on YouTube

titled as a black man I'm blessed enough

to have made it out and not become a

stereotype and I'm not gonna lie like

for real like it's a real thing like my

identity as a black man also being white

it's like it's something that I never

struggled with and I don't struggle with

it no you don't struggle with it I think

other people don't know how to take it

what to do other people you know what I

mean and I get that because like just

asked me why I hate this guy I'm here to

fight that fight you know I hate him I

just I don't know I've never been this

vocal before right I've kind of only

always left in the music and I've never

really talked about it I've never this

is a 20 minute vid

I'm not gonna play the rest of it but he

says some sick old [ __ ] A lot of people

came to his defense though [ __ ] them too

against you a lot of people they don't

they have a lot a lot of fans but [ __ ]

them too

okay yeah you want to call them fans

yeah you see me you don't know how to

act when I'm on my [ __ ] no I say

[ __ ] them [ __ ] too you be still taking

them back

I respect it but you know

he bringing him out good you're gonna

need to yeah okay

anyway logic say you got a whole album

of covers coming

since y'all want to protect him good

good yeah you want to tell the truth now

you're doing a whole bunch of covers he

said he call Ice Cube Ice Cube said nah

you good great cover I'm like well what

the [ __ ] was Ice Cube supposed to say

not a cube different

like that [ __ ] he's holding me I'm like

[ __ ] you text me out the blue talking

about hey I covered your song all right

good looking that's what's up

this [ __ ] is a do feel

even take it away from being white like

I'm black right yeah and y'all my

friends y'all know me long time if I

popped up every day and said yo I'm

black yeah I'm black I'm black

is different if

I'm saying I'm black you know what

people would say

there's something wrong with that [ __ ]

but he don't look black that's why he's

dead that ain't my point that ain't my

point how you look he's doing it because

probably for a long time he was told

that he wasn't black they made fun of

him he probably got pushed around he

said that he watches brother stuff

cracks his father all the stuff that he

I don't know if he made it up or not he

had his father on MTV I told you this he

interviewed his pops

that y'all said during our little uh

Troy Ave conversation where we was

talking about uh the hood

image and music and the image that you

need to sell a song or a record right

part of why this [ __ ] keeps doing that

[ __ ] while logic wakes up every day to

say I'm black my dad my dad sold crack

he wasn't there I was on like his story

that he's pandering to this is what he

think he needs to say to be accepted in

our community and I'm offended by it

okay why you just can't put good music

out you have a ton of fans what do you

what do you you can do that too a lot

that's marketing my [ __ ] that's not

what he has to do to tell a song I don't

even think that's what he thinks I think

that whoever his team is is pushing that

narrative and pushing that story to

almost validate him to his black

audience he's trying to be relatable fam

J Cole is black J Cole ain't pushed that

he's trying to be relatable Jayco makes

great music that that's what I just said

why you just came into great music and

my thing is that logic you got to do

more for the community man like for real

somebody hit me up that lived around the

corner from you and they said you hit

they said flip you hit it somebody hit

me up yo where do we get our sources

somebody hold on you tell my dude I

could I can somebody sent me a message I

don't know his name the guy said that he

lived around the corner and flipped you

were right I watched human Joe logic has

done nothing for the community

why do we have to I'm not saying logic

wow wouldn't he why wouldn't he have to

do something yeah why wouldn't you you

wanna Panda you want a panda right you

want to paint it the black folks you

want people you want to be accepted

you're not doing nothing for the

community you showing you're showing an

obvious

[ __ ] in your armor

I watch [ __ ] running around here and

scream free rappers who did nothing but

turn around and we're talking about

doing for the community to get something

hey [ __ ] are you

doing I didn't say that bro you didn't

say free no rappers and terrorizers I'm

talking about somebody in particular

well anyway

um

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he gets defensive stop playing with him

girl open the door again I'm a civilian

got a guy I keep telling y'all

but no

all I do for the community to get

support to get the people behind you I

don't get that why is that wrong though

wait wait I'm not wrong but that's what

I'm saying that you can't have to do it

you can't say he's wrong and he's

hypocritical it's black artists that

preach Pro black [ __ ] that don't do [ __ ]

for they [ __ ] Community that's what

I'm kidding me hold on are you kidding

me I'm not kidding you okay that sounds

a little predatorial what I'm saying

oh man if you want if you want to be

accepted we I talked about him the last

time yeah I said your m he put D12 on

Obi Trice on he was going to he did a

lot of stuff 50. he was with Dre like

the makeup was good he showed that even

we could look past the whole [ __ ] [ __ ]

stuff that he did with to the girl we

could look even though I you know we

could look past it I didn't even know

that but oh okay well you did that

before we can look past it because of

what he did for hip-hop and how he put

away some slams a couple he made it

a little bit give me a lot of things

yeah

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think about this you you do you I just

feel like hold on I'm just saying for me

I'm just saying for me and from a lot of

people I know like if you're talking

about because it's more of an insult

like you you you're

you have your black father there talking

about how much crack your brother sold

him he's looking crazy on there in the

house it looks crazy what if it's the

truth then he said it is the truth

about it but now I don't need to do

interviews anybody

like anybody who wants to know come see

me

you know he he said on Vlad that he

didn't think it was a problem that Iggy

Azalea whatever her name whatever

whatever her name is was from Australia

but rapping with the southern accent he

said he didn't see that was a problem

when Vlad asked him years ago

that's weird to me yes it's a

yeah they don't have wrong with another

I do have a problem wait hold on wait

wait wait wait wait wait I thought in

Australia you're not rapping and you

rapping with a Southern accent and stuff

like that you got a problem

what are we talking about hold up hold

on yo you just compared Iggy slaps

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delicious man be clear about a couple

things there's some things that Iggy can

do that do they'd be like you might say

nice things about holy things you know

what I mean like yeah Drake done did

everything just to test his slap meter

yeah black face he got black face he got

his stomach sculpted he got his ass hey

what do you think will happen what do

you think would happen if logic did

blackface

y'all

no it's a seven day a week

by myself that's hypocritical yo that's

him I'm a hypocrite oh okay we are you a

hypocrite

everybody's a hypocrite I hate humans

how long I've been saying that it

[ __ ] ish we are all Hypocrites fam

facts you like logic-ish I've never

heard logic in my life you like Common

Sense the rapper yes both you like

reasoning the rapper or a reasonable

doubt he likes non-stop because if y'all

the longer y'all talk about lies they're

gonna [ __ ] me up they gonna [ __ ] me up

and they've been [ __ ] me up out there

because

[ __ ] [ __ ] happened transpire that caused

you to I keep talking about that treat

I'm gonna move on [ __ ] happened that

cause you to react

so you allow a sexy white girl with a

fat old ass from from Australia to come

and pretend to be Southern yeah to come

cosplayer in front of y'all yeah and

y'all like it cause you're all into that

because yeah and you all the loudest

half black half white Jewish kid to come

from Canada and do the same exact thing

but because thank God he did but because

the music yes yes so far gone

go appropriate some more countries

every other [ __ ] from another

country to come over here and become and

change their voice for their art what

Blackness

answer that though answer that she don't

have no black except for the eyes I

don't know that girl no but answer his

question they defend the name I'm not I

don't

and get overlooked [ __ ] how many

players don't make it to the league

because somebody all right that's

everywhere bro I mean every Romantics we

can go everywhere though you just like

it cause you got a fat ass yes

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I'm giving you an air dap I wouldn't put

this nice little white girl on my

algorithm

I said like what I said this so I've

been there

oh

yeah that's good that's good looking out

you got some choices let me let me like

a few of these so you know I'm around

somebody

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I've been getting calls non-stop for two

three days now like in the morning I got

to put myself do not disturb these

[ __ ] just blowing me up what are they

saying no they just keep calling

you bought some candles and some LED

lights what what do you mean I was just

asking at his crib I was just asking did

you buy it that's right that's it yeah

that's it yeah I went there man a little

while you're asking the Flipboard

candles and LED lights to my house yes

oh wait wait hold you try to play me too

I didn't say that I said did you buy

candles or LED lights for your own house

yet no that's what I said

but listen at the same time it's this I

was at his house it was nice man

shot a little relax man

it's amazing thank you man shout out to

my man yeah send it to me

uh what else is important or unimportant

like like you be trying to color

coordinate a lot these days bro like you

don't what's up

I don't need to Yo watch your mouth

why you stop getting tapered

because why y'all check it out he got

that big the bottom in here the barber

was all right now you ain't got but he

got that big left he got that big

drought on top of his head

down by the Riverside

top of his head is white it is

no I'm not even cracking one you try

like I'm not doing it let him have the

you older than us so by a lot of you I

look younger than you that's a fact I

know I'm wearing this that way back

again we was talking about talking about

the gang and she acted a huge fan of

this iteration here

he loves us but uh

uh I was saying something about it it's

just how it's just too mature to be Coe

like this is a grown 47 year old man I

was like wait huh he's 47. I said oh he

looks great

thank you sir we can tell your age by

the top of your head but at the same

time

you try to look young you try to match

the colors you don't get you don't

follow Jay-Z you don't get your grown

man on with you yeah wait what Melly Mel

said about Jay-Z a bunch of [ __ ]

hilarious

I'm telling you what someone else said

no Anthony I answered him answer the

camera everything who's who's better at

hating you or him

yeah I don't really think I hate

you hate you hate it's just you know

well might be the best though

when I wasn't hating and trying to be

true to the game none of y'all supported

me and I was broken Hood [ __ ] up

behind me so this is what it is

[Applause]

the streets made me

I don't really think it's hate though

it's performative it's performative

comedic hey like Melly male you could

tell when that camera cut off he mean

that [ __ ]

like I don't mean none of this [ __ ]

and like I think Lala is now in my like

acting Hall of Fame

that's funny but Lala is still like a

sister to me well like an entertainment

yeah yeah acting Hall of Fame as in

she's a magnificent performer yeah no

this last these last few BMF episodes

nah she's the man oh she's great

okay

listen I'm I'm grading on the curve now

you don't if I'm entertained when you

come on the screen

I'm pleased okay got it I'm pleased so

you like uh listen Tulsa King wasn't the

greatest show but guess what it's

amazing but um so you like um young

Miami on BMF you uh she was uh Korea

worthy performance she was my favorite

got it

he told me so much about y'all y'all

stayed for dinner

so what no the best part was when he got

shot yeah yeah wait what you say enough

yo I get it though if it's entertainment

then you should have laid them down bro

you gotta get them

someone's got a answer for this

assumption like that yeah that was my

that was my Oscars BMF has been my

Oscars and that's my new line when

shorty fine like girl you better than

some bmfa actor

because it's just comical at this point

they jumped the shark yeah they wait

they did what we've explained the joke

again yeah they jumped the shark they

wild over there that's some yeah that

was a bad that's an issue I didn't know

I didn't we've just we've discussed it

we've unpacked this before

or some [ __ ] yeah it means when the show

does some wild [ __ ] and now it's just

bad

oh yeah BMF did that there they did that

yeah they I told y'all they did it when

my man walked into church with a fake

dog looked like Martin that's what it

was it for me that whole church scene I

might have watched that scene alone

about six times because I just every

time I just found something funny

like this was the best shoot on TV for

me yo what was the dog man Blackie

that's funny already because he blackish

[ __ ] dog black and [ __ ] this is funny

nah but before that before that I think

the ball headed [ __ ] came in the church

and put his cigarette out in the

communion he did he did yeah dog and

then and then they ended that scene with

showing a close-up of the cigarette in

the bowler punch

what season how many seasons is there

now this is the second one Snoop whipped

out on Lamar from the East side [ __ ]

whipped out from behind the pulpit [ __ ]

get out whipped out bro this last

episode of BMF was bad it was real bad

the last one was bad they're getting

worse

there can't be anything worse than

little Meats pulling his dick out and

then zooming in on it and saying this is

why they call him Big Meech

I'm happy that's expensive TV man I'm

happy in Beach Valley

over the vlogs yeah maybe that means

dick why are you always looking anyway

yeah they would kill me yo that's funny

so wait that's why they call you big me

that's why you got the big feet of some

[ __ ] she said yeah

in episode eight

uh spoiler alert yeah I mean

really yeah

you see stop doing that

there's a dick on there

[Laughter]

you know I don't remember that piece but

go ahead because you're too much of a

man

you're a man that made you uncomfortable

you had to look away I get it his

instinct told me

he had to go to the store I think it

went to Home Depot we got him come again

ladies and gentlemen

we got him

in episode 8 Charles's mistress comes

over to buy some sugar I need to borrow

some sugar to your wife

and Charles is like my wife is in the

shower and then she starts

yeah it was a pan yes whatever

pan sugar

dick

s Mario dick you know that was back in

the day because [ __ ] today ain't got

no bands

he talking about

the other day some chick was like I

wanted to see y'all glassware guys show

me a picture of your glass Wares like

[ __ ] no glassware Solo cups uh anyway

so she tried to borrow a pot Charles's

wife was in the shower she starts

rubbing on him talking about how the

cheating is much more enjoyable when

there's a thrill when there's this this

other rush you get when you're coming

this close to the edge of getting caught

and he's in there looking all stressed

in the face and Goofy and looking like a

nine to five [ __ ]

you know about that cheating life at all

he's not in the farmers boy he's looking

stressed on the bus

and how you know how they look on the

bus

[ __ ] I'll be at the light with the bus

sometimes the bus probably be mad and

you look over here

the bus driver be upset

are you [ __ ] on them [ __ ] face me

against the bus oh my god

I've been looking like yo it's 8 30 a.m

you got the old dad you know you should

not be this forget it

yo sometimes you look at the bus driver

he look like I can't wait to get these

off

and maybe it's a regional thing I'm

gonna talk about the buses over here I'm

talking about the buses over here and on

45th Street

over here they're clappy though the Bus

drop is a clap here oh yeah

and I kind of don't blame them because

there was a little period of three years

was getting abused yeah they was getting

abused people was pulling them out

man I flip you're supposed to be stop it

man

don't let them catch get the bus driver

by the back door oh [ __ ] he was gonna

have a long day rolling out of there

they be packing them dudes

don't be on the bus that got the yellow

bar like there to protect you them

[ __ ] been getting caught Between the

Bars be 20 dudes jumping on top of them

let me stop laughing because somebody

died like that yeah played on the bus

that's got the hinge on it that's gotta

be rough like a real [ __ ] swing in the

back

being on a bus

stop

two weeks ago I took I took the bus to

get the terminal hey

bus to get from terminal C to terminal a

beautiful and over there

beautiful njpt what

I'm Jake what's on jpg [ __ ] is that New

Jersey public transit no no ours isn't

called that no it's New Jersey train and

no yeah and JT yeah yeah that was funny

in episode nine James taught in episode

eight they were talking about cheating

with a thrill which made me want to come

ask y'all

no I swear to Smoky and I wanted the

ladies to kind of empathize because I

don't think the ladies really draw the

line either like yeah they like that

[ __ ] too what are you talking about the

women want to cheat with the possibility

too hold on

uh

uh all right that's not what I'm saying

I love it I'm

I'm saying when men get accused of

cheating they lump us all in the same

boat as cheaters like there's not a

difference between the regular cheaters

and the people that tend to get a little

carried away with the cheap so as I was

watching the episode saying damn this is

stupid why would anyone do this yeah why

would anyone rub up on their mistress

while their wife is upstairs in the

shower like she's sitting there rubbing

on his dick and then I had to stop

myself

and remember

my illustrious

history of getting carried away with the

chief some of which I'm unable to

divulge because I got away with some of

it

some of that [ __ ] what they think about

me now if they knew

oh we it was rough but anyway yeah I've

gotten carried away with the cheat a few

times I've fallen in love with the side

chick

I maybe have [ __ ] a few chicks in the

same bed

hey when you do this

you know what that means I'm asking him

to say about you and your weight you're

surely lay down in you don't bro you

brought someone else in there oh

yeah

somebody was in the bed right

the time that you had your side girl at

the same function as

stress shorty the time you went to pick

side girl up in her car

the time where you took side girl to you

and her favorite restaurant

time when you pop side girl in her car

damn I didn't do that that's too far

that's a little crazy I didn't say I did

that oh I was just asking nobody's gonna

like are you gonna take what you did

I've done a bunch of [ __ ] but you're not

gonna say it I don't care

yeah

what's the wildest [ __ ] I did

um

dog I was in love with one of my side

chicks

like we had a better relationship didn't

me and my girl thank you

that'd be the wildest way more in tune

than me and my girl and I'm gonna take

take a step further I cared more about

hurting the side than I did hurting my

girl at the time gonna say all that but

I said me I'm not saying yeah I got so

caught up that if this were to go left

one way or another who do I who's gonna

be hurt the most

I'm more cared about her feelings at

that moment it was a few times I was

going to pick the side over my girl

until my girl started bringing up our

history and [ __ ] and like guys she's

been writing she was she got a she got a

couple of points in here all right valid

I can't do that you decide to bring that

up huh yeah I can't do that I feel like

a phony ass [ __ ] and you'll never

really know that you're getting carried

away with the cheat until you see your

side girl leaving heart Eyes under your

girl's Instagram pictures oh [ __ ] oh my

gosh talk about a hard drop into the

floor wow whoa

really yikes yes really

oh yeah that's disrespectful

that's something you allowed that

which time

wow which side that's some Bulls but

women got hip to that though that don't

work that don't work no more that's why

that's why women say so strongly all of

that uh damn what's the little line that

that that women say

all of that [ __ ] like I came in here one

time we didn't fought with y'all about

it when chicks be like oh don't ask me

if you got a brother

don't ask me

that's what that's where chicks get all

this little

stuff from because you're insinuating

that you will pop my man if you were

given the opportunity yeah and those

women I'm assuming have been in

situations where someone close to them

have [ __ ] their dude I think a lot I

think that's more common I think that's

common for women actually you know how

many friendships I've divided

show on Wednesday nights I split that

friendship up get it out

yeah that's when that tweet album was

out Ice broke up with the family it

wasn't intentional but when they found

out they had a beef he was [ __ ] the

sister

yo these kids got us you got carried

away my brother I did but it was an

accident like I was I didn't go seek out

her sister we were just cool huh

there's a thing that that's a there's a

fetish group for that right like [ __ ]

sisters

there is I don't know it's a future song

about it though

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