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[Applause] thank you I can't tell what the [ __ ] weather is

because this will look like it's cold outside and you look like it's hot as [ __ ] outside it's beautiful outside today is the first full day of spring

uh and I dress like Count Dracula y'all look like a boy band man I thought of it

I thought it was Prince birthday or something you got the lapels on your joints

old Edition [ __ ] got the triple column

Edition ragged Edge

raggedy Edge he looked like the Felon version of me

closed

you don't have a black tea in your house no not a a good one yeah

isn't that like a staple yeah like black teas and white tees yeah

why don't you have the Staples because once you wash them a couple times they're wrapped let me hear you

educate your way out of this not for me watch it wash them so then you have to get more you get more yeah buy them in

bulk yeah that's why they're cheap yeah yeah but let's see the one in wintertime let's see the one that you got

I was going to ask you to take a jacket we got a little couple little lit rolls

rolls that's a Carhartt jacket

[Laughter]

jargos

lotioned up you got a date or something yo you know what I'm trying to get off the plane no sure he's not good hey baby

if you're listening um no you know what's funny I have no idea what it's like this

it's nice out there no reason it's a celebration of spring I'm not going anywhere [ __ ] spring okay I don't have

anything to do

[Laughter]

[Music] sweat suit

Navy all right man beautiful day outside and y'all know

what time it is I'm in my bag best part in the world

and It Go shout out to everybody wherever you might be listening from a lot to get to maybe not

chill man microphone check one two what is this

let me hit these drops let me hit them fast

[Music] if the podcast seems like it's moving faster no you didn't hit that 1.5 button

at the lower right we're just speeding through this thing because it's a beautiful day outside so what's up they

put our [ __ ] on point five the other day it was a Vibe yeah I'm gonna try that somebody 45 is the slow one yeah

slow down already talk too slow they chopping screwed us faster everybody said it was popping at that at that

speed yeah I'm gonna check it out yeah yeah okay you got it that's what my

[ __ ] game get good when I turned the stroke down I turn the stroke down about 0.5

[Applause]

oh my God man it's over for that rabbit section

count okay if I'm rabbit [ __ ] you I'm tired of [ __ ] you

sometimes I tap you on the bottom of the ass yeah I'll Jerk it Out from here mama

you did such a great job that finished I got it nice all right you got it

they feel so bad sometimes you sure yes yeah it's good yes all right is there

anything I could do no touch on me still no no it's okay oh they so cute shout out to y'all out there what episode is

it six eleven six eleven welcome to episode 611 of the Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble gracious grateful and

highly favored host Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest the amazing and beautiful Melissa Ford is

here hey everybody uh lumberjack-ish here today

lumbersexual that's the term that us girls use lumbersexual you just really

grilled out that joke the thing is dressed like an urban

outfit thank you

Erickson is in the back flip could not be here with us today because he is out making money elsewhere Moonlighting yeah

with that being said how's everybody doing how's everybody feeling we good amazing fantastic so glad that the

weather is starting to turn left a jacket at home you know what I mean I didn't go that far I didn't go that far

it's still a little chilly yeah you only live a step away I'm like across the

street you know what just invite all the [ __ ] over just invite all the

stalkers and the dildos to my apartment I'm sorry wait what what is going on how

was everyone's weekend

had a good weekend yeah yeah it was great it was great yep yep went on got

trouble my people on St Patrick's Day which was annoying but you know why is it annoying I was jealous I couldn't go

out and get drunk why did you go out have a daughter uh so did you do like um bar crawling and [ __ ] like I mean yeah a

little bit yes yeah it's too much it's too much it's it's a it's they call it rookie nights yeah hold on hold on yeah

come on you love New Orleans yeah I do tell me about nothing being too much in

drinking you can't walk outside I wish it was still pandemic rules if it was that then it would have been lit what you mean you can't walk outside with the

liquor with the drink got it they stopped it oh oh okay I'm saying to the street like you go to the bar get a

drink walk outside that's what's lit about New Orleans okay if it's too packed in here it's getting too crazy I'm going outside in New York you're

just waiting behind 50 [ __ ] the bar for an hour to get a Guinness that takes two ways to support gotcha yeah

got a coat on right that's definitely car washed out that drink comes outside

yo the car watch is such an ego check for me the [ __ ] in front of me at the old range peeking on through my

windshield I ain't even get out the car to that poverty move move [ __ ]

why is you peeking in my [ __ ] you the reason why [ __ ] tint the windshield you

yo on the weekends that you have your child

did that don't be the greatest weekend like you get your child when it's raining snowing

no no I got it back this is what I'm saying when you do when you when you don't have your child oh that's a bad

weekend it's raining and snowing cold as hell yeah when you do have your child it's picnics parades orgies it's a blast

I could say you are sitting home being a dad being a dad I can't see how that would

go and then one time I tried to reverse it hey uh we need to switch weekends next

weekend I need to switch because I got something to do don't you know the universe [ __ ] switch with me

all the lit [ __ ] it's cool Cinco de Mayo coming up the Nor'easter just have made

a left turn [ __ ] all good I don't get jealous often I don't

but Debbie dads yo they'd be so unboxed

hey [ __ ]

no they'd be so unbothered I'm just saying sometimes forget it yeah

sometimes you get so jealous you're jealous often yo what's wrong

all them deadly dads are probably in South Beach right now from Miami spring break right now probably where they are

you better go now because they better shut that [ __ ] down

money long right ain't got to pay for the kids they

keep the same quality like no no not keeping any of it all right good morning

I'm joking come on uh Miami spring break Shout out to everybody uh participating

in spring break safely hopefully yeah uh please be careful and cautious what is happening down here is there a couple

shootings yeah so they got a curfew going oh really yeah yeah yeah they've definitely implemented a

curfew because there's been a lot of violence and Miami is just like it's not the Miami of 2001 when we went down

there and it was just like Sodom and Gomorrah now the government is literally like no we're not having that stuff yeah

and that's rare for Florida Florida usually be giving a [ __ ] bro this happened last year no it's been happening yeah every spring break the

[ __ ] go do [ __ ] [ __ ] but don't y'all always do that it ain't the [ __ ] it's new kids um

don't say that since they knew [ __ ] don't say [ __ ] it's these new kids yeah same [ __ ] they

ain't the same [ __ ] yo group or anybody up in that mess again

stopping at every Hotel on the left side of the strip at the see the girl we knew that lived there these I don't know who

these kids are doing today how old is too old for you guys to go down to South Beach during during spring break like

what's what's considered too we're going to South Beach at any point when did you tell yourself okay all

right that I gotta start this is not my jam no honestly yeah when I had enough money to go somewhere else okay

y'all would have not even trying to be funny yeah like once I could yeah

I was gonna say what I knew I could do better I did I tried to do better [ __ ]

now Clevelander Joe I'm not doing it we just

we disagreed it yeah I think this I think there's so many beautiful places domestically that you could travel that's my favorite

no she just yeah yeah spring break when

when this is not this isn't this I did it one time and that was good enough for me I said all right cool same yeah yeah

I'd go find it somewhere else in Miami there's plenty of dope spots in Miami and the surrounding areas to go turn up

Sodom Gamora and guns they added guns to it yeah you got it

he's different I'm not going out there but I also didn't go to college

they didn't go to college Art Basel that ain't never bought a

piece of art they like black Film Festival [ __ ] Ain't Going to watch the films

they want to watch heaven in them G5 I think Miami is nice when all that

traffic is not that's what I heard they said the locals literally go indoors and

won't come outside until they say like Wednesday you'll just see Miami come back to normal because all of our look

you know what I'm saying they all gone all the foreigners have been gone yeah that's crazy and I can't really sit

there and talk about Miami because I'm talking about South Beach which is not Miami

shout out to the people enjoying their spring break please be careful but once

the weather get hot I imagine Nick's about to start getting shot again that's the way it always goes it seems like I

hope they take these masks off I want them to make them take them off

this time make them take them yeah like dog that's that is is adding to the pow

pow you could come in the spot Rob [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not in no spot where you the

gentlemen have a mask on around me it's over there really it's over there now

you don't have to be that way I told you what my cousin called me he locked up it was like yo wait so y'all walking around

with masks and gloves on like going in the stores and [ __ ] he was like wishing he was home so he

could just go rob [ __ ] you know I I still got all my fancy masks that I ordered off of Amazon same that's in

case Kobe come back but in case I fall upon hard times don't

know you'll get the interesting and call yourself call it a date it's

hard nowadays though [ __ ] don't got cash you'll be a shitty Robin nowadays yo just cash at me what you got

right now

it don't translate to no Spanky nigga's broken no I'm back to laying up on the Brinks truck

I watch him

[ __ ] I can take that gun off your head yeah

I just came in here for a Pepsi but since you got all this money on you

yo come on what do y'all want to talk about uh want to talk about Dick some more be a man

no it's over for that no flashing d uh Trump being arrested it's not about Bad

Bunny let's talk about Parks guy okay let's do it what's up with your man yo he's been beefing man him and Devin

Booker are shooting at each other Bad Bunny versus Devin Booker is the mo can we get a real official light-skinned

[ __ ] beef like I hate these like this is why [ __ ] get a bad rep look at these soft ass [ __ ] this [ __ ] them

went and got 500 surgeries and now I want to talk tough to some [ __ ] [ __ ] and Devin

book you back right oh he's still talking yeah you [ __ ] is boring that's why I like hip-hop shoot somebody

[ __ ] pull up to the event and stab that [ __ ] in the shoulder make sure you never shoot a jump shot again got a

three ball no more the whole NBA was worried about poor Paul Pierce when Benzino when them was running around

yeah that'll stop that you athletes need to learn y'all can't beef with musicians y'all will lose

yeah y'all will lose if Bad Bunny decide to just have some [ __ ] done to you [ __ ] that's your last little pretty jump shot

and then they got a following yeah Latin America in a deep pocket that too

definitely got money man stop it I get it I ain't got that much not like Bad

Bunny I mean like but he was doing that stupid [ __ ] last year do not have that

much stop it yeah you gotta chill out ish this is back to what I was telling you I take the top five percent of the

musicians if you're talking about any of you little athlete [ __ ] he don't want to see bad when he say

something I'm trying to think

are we staying on Bad Bunny and Devon booger Devon book us on the max

do we have a smoothie deal a Gatorade Pepsi domes you better have something else I

think I remember the stat was Something Bad Bunny concert tickets alone last year was a half a bill yeah but that's not his Spanky right well I don't know

how that works so I can't a significant portion maybe it's maybe it's 20 percent

was a half a bill so he made 100 million how much did Devin Booker make probably about 60.

that's the show you got your point off we don't have to waste time on this Devin Booker's clap back lets you know

that bad bunny makes a lot more money he's worried about another man again yeah

I retired that clad back that's over for that yeah you worried about another man yeah

it's exactly what I'm worried about and he did so worried he said so when he

said the sun's hotter in Puerto Rico or some [ __ ] as opposed to Arizona like are you just saying a little spicy

the sun is hotter in Puerto Rico you championing that no it's 20. I

started this with this is some corny light-skinned [ __ ] beef the sun's hotter

FM we both rich just go get some more boxes it never goes like that stop it no because why doesn't it if you rich and

your girl leave you and come to me and I'm rich too yeah I gotta say something about you now

go arguments

longer I'm gonna go find I don't care if she can't spell cat she's gonna be the

baddest [ __ ] out if it's a beef if I had to pay you're

gonna look like you're doing it to get better you're gonna look like a sucker yeah it's facts the [ __ ] can't talk she can't spell cat

they don't know they don't know that Joe when she see me on that red carpet with this monster thing like oh okay he caught that nah

you're gonna look salty I'm gonna look like they might be Jordan do that after all not to bring him up again after all

the Lori [ __ ] he sure he popped out with somebody and they killed him it's like [ __ ] no he killed him because she was

white that's why he killed him probably they kill him because she wasn't fire was she fine I don't remember how she

loved me either I remember she was on his ass but listen back to Bad Bunny now right seems that he's being sued by his

ex in the same kind of case that uh Drake went through for Marvin's Room when he used that Voice voice note yeah

really uh of a young lady and she took him to court because hey that's my voice on your song yeah so bad bunny

apparently has an ax who left him a voice note that he chopped up the word baby from the voice note

and put it on a few different songs on his album it was like his tag yeah yeah

so she wants um

she wants some Millions he's trying to settle he offered her two thousand

dollars

hold up come on where's she from ice I wouldn't give a [ __ ] where is she

from she know what he got yeah but I'm not settling on a court for a sweater two grand over there no no no she turned

down the two grand he counted with 20 grand she turned that down as well she said 40 million I think right yeah she

wanted a lot Millions yeah he better settle oh she gonna get about two three yeah then shorty um cracked Drake I

don't know what she got but he settled we're never gonna know because the NDA is in there yeah they don't tell nobody

but she's chilling I don't know why artists make that mistake I mean I've done a million doctor yeah I was about

to say you better [ __ ] I'm me my career was worth all of 750 not now [ __ ]

remember me remember don't play now don't care

remember me while we on that uh Andrew Wiggins

Andrew Wiggins uh girl refuted those rumors okay say y'all believe anything

How Could y'all believe that I was leaving and I was like oh that didn't tell me that didn't happen that's what

she said no he said you said I'm a man what she said no notes yeah she said

it's totally false and how could y'all believe that and I'm going sicker and sicker of the

internet and there's rumors it's hard for me to live got it got you that's

what might be true as it might be true but anyway

Bad Bunny in a lawsuit Parks yeah yeah I mean what do you got pay up got it

congratulations on the uh Kylie or whatever gender he he won Kendall Jenner congratulations you got that buddy you

gotta pay you have to do my Joe [ __ ] go ahead you don't win women part oh we don't win women Tiger Woods Tiger

Woods X open this [ __ ] Tiger Woods X say that is suing him for like 300 million

suing him for 30 million for locking her out of his home following their breakup

I had to go sleep at the Best Western [ __ ] out of here what are you talking about get out I I don't really [ __ ] with

Mel because you championed that Larson Pippin uh [ __ ] last week what did I Champion her I do I did not

targeting scamming

right there it's looking a little groomish I'm not

gonna walk I'm not gonna run away from that also I did sit here and say I cannot defend the actions of every [ __ ]

out there okay this this story sounds [ __ ] insane 30 million because he kicked you out the house I don't know if

you don't go get a room at the Ritz I don't care where you go get out you sleep baby

no go ahead to the right I got you you won't come back in here no more Ritz

Martha's changing the locks tomorrow amid her breakup with the professional golfer Erica Herman asked for a court to

void a non-disclosure agreement she signed when they first began dating in 2017. she cited a law that allows ndas

to be nullified in cases of sexual assault [ __ ] now court documents related to the

lawsuit she failed just after their split in October have surfaced and were obtained by people of course were obtained by people who are obtained [ __ ]

up people

don't matter anymore that's crazy well if it's certain so we're gonna

circumvent to India but she's saying that the NDA was circumvented like it should be null and void because of

sexual assault so she's clearly that's that's what it says that's irresponsible

that's a huge claim to me it's irresponsible to play out uh in the court of public opinion if there is

sexual assault here and there was a crime committed here then then let's take care of it then he should be

punished and I don't want to hear about the money I don't want to hear about all this money [ __ ] I want to hear about Justice true foreign

yeah yeah some psycho [ __ ] uh while we're on lawsuits uh Rudolph Eisley I'm

suing Ronald Isley I love the isley's that might be one of my favorite families

no no that's [ __ ] up like you just hate to hear that you know what I'm saying somebody that has 50

years in the music business being successful now they beefing that [ __ ] is terrible it's like I love to hear it

what's the suit over Ronald Eisley went and trademarked the Eisley name and

didn't include his brother in in the paperwork in the trademark paperwork

I don't remember that old commercial gotta be quicker than that Rudolph claims that it used to uh things

used to be split 50 50. but now Ron Ronald has kept a lot of big deals to

himself including a multi-million dollar publishing deal

I mean don't say nothing crazy I just tell you right now don't say nothing crazy

you said ice Frank yes okay go ahead ice say something crazy

just me okay what's what's the brother what's the brother that sword and what's his name

Rudolph who the [ __ ] is I ain't never heard of him until today I've been here and I've been listening

to 40. and I never I could name five Rudolph Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

cow Rudolph like his man Rudolph I know before obviously

give Ronaldo his money [ __ ]

Ernie to go to E the guitars yeah

we know I don't know his name I didn't know I knew his name I don't know who Rudolph is Rudolph got it I thought that

was Rudolph he was one of the original one of The Originals yeah so what

was he around for Float On good question Mr Biggs is who was he

around so contagious that's what I was about to say yo Mr Biggs that's what Ron eisley's the face of the group tell me

Rudolph's part on uh Summer Breeze

I don't know that was they gripe yo

treat me like Rudolph out here you know what I mean you out here treat [ __ ] like Rudolph

it's cool bro Rudolph and these [ __ ] out here these streets y'all see see the truth will

come down truth will come out on you you know [ __ ] is Rudolph

stupid [ __ ] Rudolph good luck but if you know anything about your brother he

gonna be you know got away from tax advantage like you know he sat up for the tax evasion but I'm saying that's

what he was doing oh okay like he can always find a way to get some money that is true yeah it's [ __ ] up good luck to

you bro it's my man and if I'm Ronald Isley or Ernie Eisley oh this is where

I'm about to this is where they start building this is where my character starts proving

some of those slaughterhouse rumors true but I never did that I never never did that I didn't feel

like I was famous enough big enough or successful enough to look at my three

brothers and say hey I'm charging more but boy did I think about it and boy did

I go to people and ask if I should oh man I never did that [ __ ] though but if

I'm Ronald Isley why the [ __ ] would I ever agree to give Rudolph equal equal share

JoJo I'm asking a serious question all right so I we don't know the inner workings I know the sound of Ronald

Isley

I know the guitar [Applause]

no I'm just saying Rudolph might have been intro and they should he was with the band until 1989 according to

Wikipedia

no oh man let me let me not go into LLC with none of you

[ __ ] be like yo I took us to it there we go hey

in one of the verses yeah they've been got him just called Michael Bivins my man

Rudolph that's [ __ ] up B um Mike bibbin Yeah well yeah hey

[Music] come on now yo hey Rudolph ain't getting

nothing [Music] [Applause]

wait I'm having a lot of fun but we should find out what instrument he plays it might be an important

vocals you didn't play a flute another way

yeah yeah confirmness never check that again four remembers Rudolph Eisley backing vocals in

1854-1989 comma 2004 so he came back for a year yeah take that [ __ ]

you can take that [ __ ] write the stitcher buddy with that crackhead [ __ ]

nah backup vocal dog 35 years what back

up vocals it's one that's to be the debate team so bad come on

you want equal partners oh man started a business with none of you

thank you for telling me yo man build the Empire State Building [ __ ] be like

nah yo I heard it went crazy right here

I don't hear a flu yet a backup vocal none of that no

hey Rudolph hey call my brother from the back no no tell him tell him bring the guitar

I think the front of this one need a little something no no no backup vocals no backup vocals

no not Rudolph get Ernie please all right yeah no I

don't need none of the rest of them the engineer in there all right Ernie plug up that's all we need I'm gonna keep

singing just play some [ __ ] behind me real quick and let's see how it sounds [Laughter] [Music]

hey hey do we have we have a runner at this session hey tell him to kill Rudolph

thank you we don't even need no other brothers at this point

tell them to kill Rudolph yo

oh that good song he did write it he did co-write a lot of

the songs from trying to run through so oh name the songs that he wrote because

they might be the biggest I've been breezing through them quickly so I have to go back and look this [ __ ] really slow right well no I'm looking at I'm

trying to gauge shot shoot me some bell who's that lady he co-wrote testify he co-road

though what you mean by co-worker nobody but me he co-wrote

what do they have to do with my trademark because now you're paid as a writer yeah

but I own the trademark I'm not disagreeing what I'm just saying is it's [ __ ] up

like Ron Isley is the face of the group we had to Cipher through Ernie just to

get his name out but everybody knows that lady it's if I didn't bump in the millions of dollars I was suing my

brother the second my mom wasn't around but whatever she left and I thought so

our brothers out there that don't necessarily get along the greatest or are only getting along because of the

strength of Mom Dukes yo tell me I'm lying I'll [ __ ] you on it this [ __ ]

said it's like a second you out of here yo don't even go to the estate plan or

just go to the lawyer yeah for sure for sure I don't think that that's terrible

if if you don't have your parent here and you are fighting with your sibling over something left what are you to do

and unfortunately because of uh our lack of resources

throughout history there is typically a fight amongst siblings over assets yes

when there's death yes so I'm making jokes here but no that happens it happens no [ __ ] yeah and I am joking I

would never sue my brother now oh yeah

I'm joking I'm joking more people are being sued

someone else is being sued who else got songs bad money

tiger Tiger Woods oh Tiger Woods all right maybe

nobody else again too it might be it three lawsuit is pretty good for a week yeah oh no no no no 100 million

um it was a only famous model sued her ex oh for revenge porn oh [ __ ] he got a

whole oh this is the one yeah wait that's the one I was this is the one so she has like a 6.5

million followers [Music] everybody stop okay just for backstory

this is indeed the same exact couple that I came in here months ago telling y'all about that uh was leaking their

domestic violence dispute where he pulled a gun on her oh [ __ ] she broke the window to the house like this couple

has been wild and people know this chick from the Tory Lanez live she's a chick

with the long tongue little young girl with the long tongue that all y'all out there want to [ __ ] and I'll be like

I don't know why y'all like [ __ ] girls that look like they can't vacuum

I was gonna vacuum like is an actual vacuum or like like day 12. okay no I

thought that's what you I thought there was making a reference to like Hoover vacuum clean I'm sorry

what's the Canadian uh Star Spangled Banner oh okay

anyway so I just want y'all to know that that's the same couple that we're about to talk about now apparently they broke

up oh you can take it from here yes so they broke up but he got a hold of her password information to her only fans

her second only fans two only fans one is free and that premium with that [ __ ] on there exactly so he got a hold of

that information the money one and then he started posting he changed the passcode so she no longer had access yes

and then he started posting unreleased nude pictures and video without her

consent and as far as I know that by changing the passcode he also had access to to changing the bank account

information so he rerouted all that [ __ ] to him posted up All That explicit [ __ ] and then he's making all the bags I

thought he was suing her no he's suing him he's going to jail how

much is she suing him for for something like a billion dollars 6.5 6.5 billion and I think

women know me having calculators on calculators they don't get that figure

yo dog I know we're not gonna sit here and diss my man and then support Ron Isley

run it up [ __ ] I am yeah

yeah no I'm playing though that's crazy yeah

that's wild that's wild yeah revenge porn yes that's the thing I

don't trust none of them [ __ ] that do all them extra tricks with a long tongue like why you don't have another skill set they need one how about to say [ __ ]

clearly she did how

and the reality is is usually the long tongue don't be as exciting as it seems like it's gonna be they might not know

how to work it yeah now they want to do stupid [ __ ] like Thai Boy Scout knots

no this is the tongue like I use it to eat like please

yeah I don't do circus tricks and you're weird oh man

that's funny son except for that one girl don't mean that me and I have fun like for two summers

I don't think we was [ __ ] though I don't remember

no you went around the views around on a [ __ ] [Laughter]

get this [ __ ] off man okay so Lars the Pippin again she's back in the news she

was talking about objects but yes that's not what we thought you were going oh with the BMF dick yeah okay well let's

talk about it yeah it's like okay so this dick change the game

so the writers apparently said that they wanted an example of black man sexuality

it's better the quote is better than whatever you want to say Randy and I had

a talked in depth these are the writers though this is the writers I'm not sure who exactly the quote is attributed to we really wanted to sexualize black men

you're often seeing white penises on TV that's what we've seen traditionally so Randy's plan was to be a big moment for

the culture and Randy is a man I'm assuming but what's the unisex name

I know it's a female I don't know okay okay you got it that's

it it's for the culture it's for the culture it's for the culture and utilize black men I have a lot of jokes about

this and then I saw a swarm and there was a lot of white dicks on there maybe she's onto something maybe she's on

herself it was gratuitous bro dude had the bowl of strawberries

yeah that story is white dicks and the one I had in my head I thought Big Meech

kept looking at the episode and calling them to make changes like nah yo my [ __ ]

ain't like that yeah I get the prosthetic joint there

make it close to real life that's what I thought was happening and

let me just I still haven't seen that part in the episode and fret none viewers that will be our last time

please hopefully meech little meech and littler Meech

we have done hopefully we are done with that now what

was this other sex stuff Larson Pippen so Larsa Pippin um she she just keeps talking and she

mentioned that she had to have sex with Scottie Pippen during the course of her 23-year marriage four times a day and

just basically everybody's calling [ __ ] because there's away games there's her pregnancies like huh it's

good oh no it has to be four times a day every day for 23 years that's a lot of

[ __ ] I'm not gonna lie a fam I don't want to [ __ ] four times a month what

it's crazy but it's super cap if Scotty wanted to

get it in she wasn't shooting in the gym you taken care of um nah

nah what this physically it's impossible physically no

no I'm not hating you gotta be careful she gave birth to how many children you

can't have sex directly after having giving birth to Children you can't if you physically cannot you're hating and

you don't have kids everybody don't wait no six weeks yeah

yeah six weeks I'm talking about the same night you just you gave birth yes other types of sex okay well she's

making it seem like it was you know a penetration type style all the types of penetration

okay let me listen let me get into this let me get into This Woman's bedroom okay

she's putting us in her bedroom she does she keeps winning is she monetizing this is before I'm sure she is I'm sure she

has a book coming I'm sure there's something that is on the way that we don't know about because why is she doing so much daytime television all

these stories are coming from daytime television really yes just with over guards for your son though that's crazy

how old is how old is your son now 19 maybe oh yeah he's grown that's why she said she's running around like this I

call Capital and all that I don't even believe that not because it's impossible because but because if they was [ __ ]

like that if Scotty was [ __ ] her like that no way Rodman wasn't coming to get some of that Scotty ass

well you know I'll be thinking

Dennis Rodman I don't care

[Laughter]

[Music] back was always [ __ ] up

I'm joking around but listen the last actually the last anytime I've seen

Scottie Pippen in my entire life he had some nice [ __ ] with him

anytime I've seen him and my first time seeing him was uh probably a fight night

in Vegas Mayweather in one of them all them years back but since then when you see Scotty pipping around you see

something nice with him like so I I ain't gonna sit there and play with his name I ain't gonna do it shout out Scottie Pippen shout out Scotty Pippen

Legend two games apparently four times a day is a lot though bro

that's a lot and if you had to do it four times a day with a [ __ ] why would you pick a [ __ ] whose nose is long like

that if his nose is that long he about to put

a lock in you dog

like that we're a size 23 shoes

[Music] yo I didn't want to assume what he's working with but it's kind of a spider

so I'm looking at those

it's usually not The Telltale sign for us girls though that's usually not The Telltale sign for us what's The Telltale

side

since you asked usually short guys and slim guys are tripods

[Laughter]

a tripod a third leg you see how the tripod is I got it I understand

[Music] short guys and slim guys

packing almost 100 of the time thanks for telling our mail audience

gonna be feeling real good about themselves right now oh girl's about to be in there talking

I'm about to [ __ ] the game up though if my dick ain't big enough for you it's your fault [Music]

they don't love me enough you know it's a muscle right

you know you're not working to get bigger you know it can grow maybe you're not the most exciting a

[ __ ] okay I see hey two months ago this [ __ ]

was like this Stephanie though

what else we got what else what else important speaking of dicks Trump is going to jail oh [ __ ]

they finally got him over the portion too the porn star show

of anything that gets somebody for right yeah incredible this is the Stormy

Daniels [ __ ] yeah yeah he was paying hush my off money during the whole but that this is old news yes but where's

the crime here again I think it was uh what happened was it like campaign funds or something like that you might be

using campaign yeah he was using campaign funds to pay her off that was where it was legal and it took like the

the New York State Attorney General this amount of time of Investigation to be able to like level these charges and get

an indictment I mean [ __ ] it's all political theater it is political theater really

the problem for him should be in like Georgia but like I still want to see him be indicted tell me more about the

political theater I think that he I think the the Ops for him the Democrats are using it for political Theory we

finally got it we're going to arrest him I think he's going to use that [ __ ] to weaponize his base to get excited and [ __ ] I don't think it's the Ops on

the Democrat side at all you might be right I think it's the Ops on the Republican side I think it's both I

think he's in the way yeah yeah no the Republican party is they're [ __ ] over him they are and he was trying to rile

up his base on Truth social and literally they were just like yeah no we

we can't see we can't hear they're not mobilizing any kind of a protest because they're over here

Donald Trump and that is the most popular candidate out via Republican

side or Democratic side they gotta silence this [ __ ] so we gotta find some charges to make him not be a candidate I

don't think he's as popular as he wants what's Fox News yeah I agree but he's still probably

more popular than Joe Biden and uh I don't know it was the Santa's going to work no Ron DeSantis I don't know if

he's as popular as him right now I don't know if he is either yeah he's he's even scarier than Trump but yeah

not really not telling me that Rhonda Sanchez is more popular

the party wants I think the Republican party wants him out of here well they didn't like him to begin with honestly

he just was winning so they said all right [ __ ] it let's go yeah that's true you gotta stand behind him but I think that so many people who um you know all

the people that are starting to go to jail because of the Insurrection on January 6th a lot of people are less you

know his supporters are less likely or have like a desire to show up to protest knowing that what the consequences

actually are I think they wear that [ __ ] on their sleeve like yo I got locked up and they only got a smack on the wrist

it ain't like they really doing no hard jail time effects I mean the fact that they're doing any we had them shot and

Trump was like I'll come get you don't worry I got you and then he he [ __ ] hauled ass Mara [ __ ] Lago he was like

sorry they don't care every month no no scary

I'm just laughing because she keeps trashing his sex at every chance you get stormy Daniel

by the way where's Melania right now nobody's seen anything from her for like

what two years she don't want to be seen I even feel like she's secretly

and raise her kid and be rich some more she don't want to hold his hand yo she'd

be like wait for me yeah that [ __ ] used to be so funny I'm

talking about I want to be rich I don't think he's gonna go to jail though either he ain't got too much problems yeah he

ain't going nowhere by jail how much time is he facing with this I don't even know honestly yeah

political theater yeah I think it's all political theater I'm rolling they did try to um rally and protest for him on

Monday it's only 50 people showed up see Dave and he was he called for it he called

for it all weekend exactly well the last time they all showed up when he called

yeah yeah yeah you didn't work out the greatest yeah I go to the PTA you know

what I'm saying I can't show up but I'm with you dog all right I think [ __ ] is

underestimate and I'm like the [ __ ] got inside the building

on to brighter things maybe thank you they got inside the building I love

humans yo every day I look at windows and be like that'll protect the humans from something breaking this and walking

right in right or gun right like every move yo we'll just keep shooting some

[ __ ] yo you shot him 17 times he's still coming fam you gonna just go

run [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is you talking about these stupid ass humans with the guns in the windows

alien gonna come down we're going to get the 45 no I'm gonna be driving down 45 [ __ ] out of here laughing when I walk in

the house and lock the door really he looks so better oh I'm good

yeah oh man what else what else what else what else

oh wait a minute

this ain't funny it's not funny only I was laughing but it's not funny

um on Hulu I watched the story of Jared from Subway oh I saw

that oh I saw that yo white people y'all gonna stop trying to

hold R Kelly over our head y'all got some man

[Music] so for the people that didn't see this

Jared from Subway is the guy who weighed close to 400 pounds and

there was a Subway uh near his house and he lost over 200 pounds strictly by

eating Subway uh Subway signed him to be basically the

mascot spokesperson he was doing tours his Fame popularity and wealth grew to

excess of 15 million dollars at one point and he was a pedophile

and apparently Subway knew about it knew that he was a pedophile at some point

and you know all the liability [ __ ] they got from up under that but in this story

in this story in particular it really highlights how sick he was because he was touring different schools right and

then there was a lady I forgot her name but she was the mole she was wearing

wire Taps and she was trying to get them because they sat at the school one time and there were kids on the way down and

he leans over to the lady and says middle school kids are really hot what

yeah bro yeah right so but this is her this is her account of this on the dock

it's her saying it so you're watching it thinking now you're putting sauce on that there's

no way that he leaned over and said that to you so now she's like I'm going to spend dedicate my life to catching him

and sure enough she's wearing they have before that she starts recording their

conversations and then she uses those tapes and goes

to law enforcement law enforcement then tells her that what she's just done is committed a crime by taping him without

reporting without his permission but they were like but since actually does exist we're going to start a case and we

want you to continue doing what you're doing and so they wire her and now yeah

this is where you find some humor in a very non-funny story this lady sound

like a fed the whole time she does he never [ __ ] her they're

going through this for three years over three years phone calls of tell me more

what did you do to that little kid what do you like and it's getting progressively worse the lady don't sound

like she's interested in this at all and stupid ass Jared can't tell he's just

spilling to me he's just running off it got to the point where he's asking her hey what's up with your kids

yes boy or girl pick one of them and we'll put the camera in a room like

that's how sick he was going with it yeah what yeah and the um the guy who

ran his foundation he was also a pedophile he was also a pedophile he had

um daughters and he had a camera set up in his daughter's room and some of the imagery on on the you know that was

found on his computer and that's the crazy part is that he was found and indicted and convicted but Jared still

kind of like had like a couple of years of where he was still out there doing the same thing they just tried that that

was what that was the moment where Subway seemed to understand we might have some problems the FBI is

listening to these tapes and watching this for years this [ __ ] is around kids yes and they

still just hate them right there's no point do they swarming because they say we can't convict them there's no crime

yet there's no crying to like kids there's no crying to look at kids there's no crying to be around kids so they were trying to set up the lady is

trying the lady would set up a birthday party for a kid and that was gonna be the sting operation he on the phone like yeah bring all the

kids I want them to look at you and look at your titties and I want them to I want you to watch me [ __ ] a little kid

whoa he's on tape Santa hey like dude you don't know that you being recorded

you don't know that none of this is turning this woman on it was crazy

this is one of the first things this [ __ ] went on for years yes this is one of the first stories I watched where my

sister would have got it Chris Hanson would have got that done my stomach was turned one episode yeah that's

disgusting but here's the key so let me ask you he went to jail oh yeah no he's in jail for a while now right no but I'm

asking so he went to jail because he committed the ACT he went to jail cause that's gonna be

terrible if they let him commitment pornography or something right they did yeah they got him because when they went

to get his man that ran his company who was also a pedophile they got proof that

Jared was involved yeah oh that's how they got it yeah but they this is when they got him

when they got his man and they read the text his man texts Jared that worked for him

he texts him yo I just finished pounding out this seven-year-old for like four hours the other day and Jared who said

he was not involved in any of this hit hit him back and said when can I go

Jesus Christ yeah Jared from Subway

it was it was dark Jerry from Subway this guy didn't have a preference a guy

or girl like what yeah just a kid Joe

huh you still like Brian PC he got him in some sort of PC he is disgusting yeah

he is disgusting what a monster what a nut what is not I would have cut that [ __ ] off though yeah I'm with you I could I

couldn't watch it I'm actually glad that you gave us recap because I'm not watching it yeah it was tough I'm not watching that [ __ ] but only because

they really had all of these tapes these things

like that's to disturb all of it is disturbing really hear it yeah it wasn't even that the FBI like the woman got so

tired of the FBI not doing anything that she took the tapes and she went to her

local law enforcement to say like somebody's got to do something like whether or not he's actually done

something he's going to you know and so that's my thing like yo you so you can't really lock him up until he commits an

act but y'all would allow the ACT to go through that's why I'm asking you how to do it no they wouldn't have allowed the ACT to go through but him traveling

cross state to show up at a function proves the intent of whatever he was

going to do whenever we would jump in it was a mess I just wanted to come in here and share

that because it was a mess that's it that is some sick [ __ ] another thing that everybody is watching on TV because

a bunch of people did I had I watched it curiosity got me and it really was some sick [ __ ] but this um Donald Glover's

new limited series called swarm everybody saw talking about that right now mainly because damson Idris has a

sex scene with Chloe Bailey yeah people are weird I mean I heard the show was good though

uh you like so I I watched three episodes of it so far I'm probably gonna keep watching it it's Jordan PLS to me

which I oh I kind of I kind of like it it's like it's a it's a she's a serial

killer that's basically it is she's a serial killer but that's not the description that they get who's your favorite color the main floor Bailey no

no no no no no the main character who's played by um Dominique uh Fishback she was also in um Judas in the black

Messiah oh okay um

sorry that happened to her congratulations she's a phenomenal actress but uh yeah so she basically

plays um a Beyonce obsessed serial killer that's why it's called swarm it's not Beyonce but it's a it is Beyonce

they use a different name I forgot what her name is queen naija or something nausea

it might just be nausea nausea yeah yeah yeah who's also a real person

but that's the lady's name and it's an emulation yes yes

tickets with money she doesn't have the whole everything she's on the chat Boards of people going crazy sandwiches

like she's [ __ ] crazy that's really what the story is about she just is a

serial killer to make it more dramatic but it's to me it's funny it's dark humor to me it's very dark very dark

yeah because people are getting murdered yeah like and besides dancing Idris and Chloe Bailey

no it is not right on my own you watch it no I wouldn't watch this really

ish I don't do fake Dark person I don't do fake Dark that ain't

no doc no and if but if it's a good story if you like yellow jackets and all that it's not like that yeah I hate the

yellow jackets it's coming back soon too I was like I hate Yellow Jackets Yellow Jackets was all right I thought y'all liked it in the beginning

and then at episode four or five when that plane took off yeah we never watched that again yeah but uh ish my

type of dark If This Were my type of dark they wouldn't be promoting it with the sex scene yeah that was a that was a a dupe move

because spoiler alerts anybody out there skip ahead yes spoiler alert spoiler alert spoilers Jason aldress and Chloe

Bailey die in the first [ __ ] 15 minutes of the show so I didn't even know that but

that's gotcha that was the Rope it was like when they put um homeboy from Ozark on the outsider and he dies in the first

episode But now y'all giving me even more information into just how cheesy and corny this is swarm because of the

beehive yeah I think it's more of a uh and I haven't finished it so maybe it's a

cautionary tale it's about yeah fandom and obsessive

I do have to say this that Donald Glover he is like I mean if you're a fan of

Atlanta you're gonna like this you know what I mean if you like Jordan peel exactly you're gonna you're gonna like this it's really interesting it's really

captivating it's super dark it's funny it looks weird I appreciate both of you

yeah but you know I'm not watching this [ __ ] at all now Chloe's Chloe's um you

know portrayed throughout flashback sequences throughout like maybe like the next five episodes and stuff like that but damson is like he is killed and yeah

inside of 45 minutes yeah well Chloe was free for the next month so if she could have came by we got some

more flashback scenes to do with you all right all right girls dancing is busy

dance has some [ __ ] to do sorry swarm get my check you got me for an hour get

my check you better kill me in the first scene because I'm gonna [ __ ] her and go you said it's a limited series all right

it's only like seven episodes yeah they're only half hour episodes so it's it's not like a heavy long watch yeah

exactly just like American black guys oh Paris Jackson's in it as well

Melissa we don't care yeah

Michael Jackson's daughter yeah oh yeah okay we're mentioning this series

like we got some good series that's all yeah there's actually okay there's mayor of Kingston

um your honor just had its season finale it did I'm not done okay yeah don't [ __ ] it up all right I haven't seen it yet

wait to review okay wait to review but this was like finale week did you like it though

I'm undecided I was actually kind of waiting to talk it out with you guys to see her which ones I'm halfway

halfway through it don't seem like they doing nothing crazy I'm chilling second season though right

you're halfway through seconds you're on the last episode I won the last episode okay okay I got 20 minutes

but somebody said that there wasn't going to be a season three and I just don't believe that I don't know it hasn't been that's nude yet that's well

y'all seen it y'all gonna look at the end and say what's going on well that's what that's what I wanted to discuss with y'all because if it's the end of the series that I hate that ending yeah

but if it's not then I don't all right totally put it that way it's not gonna go this doesn't close out I got it yeah

but it kind of does [Music]

no it has been a finale week the end uh season finale of Godfather of Harlem season finale of Mayor Kings down BMF

BMF season finale um they got a lot of where to they can play with BMF

I think they're gonna go crazy I got a lot of catching up to do yeah but then that uh mayor Kingstown I don't

know Tariq started I don't care about tarika I didn't know

it came back I was waiting ahead Isis review it wasn't bad [ __ ] was terrible that's

power book two right yes and I'm a fan of that that [ __ ] was Kaka really

this is why I like power in the beginning of power the beginning of power it they tried to make [ __ ]

realistic yeah right like ghosts would do a little [ __ ] that you know he might

have been able to get away with that now they got a [ __ ] shooting somebody in the middle of Times Square and they won't get caught that [ __ ] is

not realistic to me yeah you know what I'm saying like that [ __ ] is crazy like spoiler alert the first episode Tariq

goes to see this dude in a hotel that's trying to extort them okay he stabs them

right so now they get the body out the hotel so they don't have no cameras in this

[ __ ] fancy ass ritzy hotel that this Rich dude is staying in that's gonna put you on the scene of the crown yeah

[Laughter] yeah like come on it [ __ ] starts to be

whack at that point I hated the first season of Tariq but the second season was all right yeah if

I didn't watch I just looked exactly later and Screech when they went to college God damn it I'm not watching

Tariq in them they wasn't selling scared to Rigby out here get into that money with no car

or apartment three in the morning yo in the most remote locations with no whip can I get

a ride your Uber bills

yo this [ __ ] said skag he is crazy and

then they can keep a five thousand dollar outfit on yeah although they dress on that show everybody

everybody dresses on that [ __ ] name label horse yeah watch Tariq man I'm not watching that

support no no

no it was telling me about the uh tell me about the uh New York New York wages

or New York inflation a thousand dollars report just came out that said that if you make a hundred grand in New York

it's the equivalent to thirty six thousand dollars in most parts of the United States damn [ __ ] damn that is

crazy and I'm I'm having lived in other places

who said that who said that Instagram no [ __ ] sources

no I don't really mean the who but what I'm saying is like how do you even how do you even determine not because

you you look at the cost of right here it's the cost of rent over where it's a ratio it's a ratio yeah

yeah according to it now according to the analysis of 76 of the largest United

States cities to see where 100 Grand goes the furthest by smart asset New

York ranked last take home pay of 36 Grand dude it adds up though

like historically they say uh your your rent your housing should be what 30

years income right like 30 right New York I think the average closer to 50. if not higher in some cases but that's

great that should be wrong it should be room but that's how it is it's expensive [ __ ] in New York now [ __ ] like you

can't afford to eat now you can you're just not going to have no savings you're not gonna have no

meat pause you know steak eating veggies and rice [ __ ] you talk about deliver the

studio bro this [ __ ] is crazy like no no offense like that's why people chase that [ __ ] and girls talking about I

don't want no [ __ ] with a roommate all right all right Mom right me and me

and Todd gonna chill if I gotta choose between y'all

that's why even over here every time they build some new [ __ ] over here and they just be like yo they still building

over there yeah yeah it's still cheaper than the city it's still cheaper real estate leveling off

everywhere except here shit's still higher than giraffe [ __ ] around here dog

yeah I know I just I just didn't have the hundred turning into 30. yeah that's

right well listen twitch

uh twitch is laying people off again

Facebook laid people off 11 000. all of the bigger companies that should not

have any problem with money are Amazon are lining people off Amazon's about to

lay off 9 000 people Disney Apple Amazon all of the big boys big boys are laying

people off uh this is topic brought this to mind so that means a Great Depression is on

the way we've been saying that here for a little bit banks are closing down banks are [ __ ] up more about the start

yeah when do you think we're really going to see the nuts pause the the effects

the effects of this

it's harder to turn into like pandemonium it's hard because in the region we're in

people typically have a little bit more money you know what I'm saying like that's why we be kind of oblivious to a lot of the

way that a lot of people live you know what I'm saying like we come in here you will crack on a Honda Accord or crack on

[ __ ] that's it's the latest car yeah for most Americans [ __ ] it's 40 something bands

like yeah we laugh and joke at that but you know some [ __ ] out here rent is

700 and they are having a hard time paying a rent B you know what I'm saying like that [ __ ]

in many states and you get a two-bedroom apartment for five six seven well 700 800 yeah we look at that [ __ ] like we

can't get a garage man when I was [ __ ] up I just used to eat man boiled eggs these [ __ ] can't

even do that

that's crazy yo now eggs 77 a dozen word that's nuts no this is scary

we'll see next couple months you know what else is scary I know this because I

used to be a rapper but living next to rappers can be scary I used to blast music at very

inappropriate times of the day and [ __ ] it was never Pleasant to live around me and I thought I thought that was the

worst of it until I picked up my phone this weekend and so are the Rick Ross Rick Ross's

Buffalo

yeah these rappers are [ __ ] his Buffalo and cattle escaped his Ranch and

was on the neighbor's yard eating a tulips imagine you look out your dog though you

don't have to imagine they taped it I've seen it oh they taped it yes you see this nigga's Buffalo running the

streets somebody's grass this stupid ass humans hey come on come on back like it's a dog

white people [ __ ] you up black people haul ass you crazy come on or like a thing well that got to

be horrible to live next to the rapper hell yeah [ __ ] just got a big ass some

Angus [ __ ] running down that street black people like yo yo

you know black people Let's Make Them Fight yo dog

you know what I mean like they live in that neighborhood you got to have a couple dollars yeah I don't know what

neighborhood that is in Atlanta people keep telling me that's the hood

every time as soon as you get past that house oh it's going down forget it oh okay

that's East Atlanta I think I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I was assuming

I was assuming they're in the comments they will tell us yo [ __ ]

I swear I just asked this if my house is big enough do it matter if I'm in the hood yes did I ask that here no you

didn't last night he got a lot of Acres though so you're you're pretty insulated if it is in fact the hood you got a lot

of [ __ ] on his leg like hey if you got Buffalo and [ __ ] like yeah I'm kind of protected like he threw the car show a

thousand [ __ ] cars out there at one time I don't think protected and big house need to even go in the same

sentence I think if the house is big enough the perpetrator could damn near living there and you would do nothing go

to sleep yo I'm good just clean up after yourself y'all think it's paranoid to want to put a weapon in the bathroom no no hell no I

was taking a shower this morning I heard a boom I was like

no I'm in the crib by myself

dog not now let me get my [ __ ] off first not don't not like this yeah

the other day the shower made the smoke look like a perp

[Laughter]

then I'm in the shower I be leaving like the balcony door open right and I got a

mirror cattle corner so I can see what's going on I'm in the shower turning around don't you know the wind blew my

bedroom

yeah but I'm looking like like who I could beat up with my whole body weight

like now you get out of the shower now there's like soap and water all over the place you get the slipping so where

would you put a gun in the bathroom

like if I was rich rich I would have about 90 guns in my house yeah Kevin Hart tell you about the gun compartment

man everywhere word everywhere I'll be sitting on the toilet hit a button and

it should just come out like out yeah I'll be scared I'll be paranoid yo like when I get as much money as you I

got in the bathroom just sound like this all right crazy there's a few there's a

few things I know that black people came up with that was one of them the gun in the bathroom the TV in the bathroom in

the bathroom yeah that might be white anytime I've ever seen a gun in the bathroom they hide it

in the tank that's where I've always seen it hidden like that's just Godfather too

they'd be strapping a gun behind the tank mad movies that's movie [ __ ] it ain't excess you [ __ ] and you can't get

into the behind the tank you gotta get up you shitty

hold on hold on

[Music] so it is a convenient place to have it in the tank the tape to tape to back of

the tank if you caught me taking a [ __ ] your timing is impeccable and do it well let me watch you guys you got the

drop please literally don't do me like that and let me flush

we ain't just going come on see I'm opposite y'all I wouldn't don't let me wipe and don't flush no cause that's

gonna make them think that I had a chance to fight back I didn't I wasn't damn Joe ain't even have a chance

Joe didn't even see it coming I wanted to be one of those instead of yo he's a [ __ ] got shot

oh [ __ ] nah nope I'm dead ass this morning I was in the shower

I turned around like whoa what the [ __ ] yeah I want you to see my gut out I'm naked

stomach out before you shoot me looking all dumb no the dude two houses down for me you

know he been doing some work in that house but yeah a few years now but I keep hearing it in the morning like when

I'm in the shower I'll just hear like a hollow like it'll sound like a little John sub like

okay [ __ ] shooting they ain't coming with

no little [ __ ] to get me they coming with the the switch one at the shower looking like

Liz Alonso you just gotta be looking out the shower looking like Barney

yo the other day there you go I remember yeah

the other day my girl we watching [ __ ] SWAT uh [ __ ] Shamar more running around look at all sexy arms all

big I'm like yo fam my girls are here I didn't look that [ __ ] [ __ ] six one 194

I said hey you looked up his stats

[Applause] but wait no because he left out it was funny before that he said my girl said

no what your girl saying when she signed that [ __ ] up I'm like you like that [ __ ] she's like but she was silently or

like so you could hit you could hear it or you can see it now it was our comment on the [ __ ] like that [ __ ] should look nice you know what I'm saying you like

that [ __ ] she like yeah now tell the truth if a [ __ ] handsome they handsome I don't know what I mean that [ __ ] [ __ ]

look nice bro and I'm like damn

check out the fam I'll give a [ __ ] all right away

but you looked it up six one 194 I'm like damn I gotta drop 40 pounds to be

with that [ __ ] sheesh well you're a little bit taller and you're taller you're taller than him

you got him tonight oh yeah there you go you only Gotta Lose 30. five thirty five I'm like damn smart [ __ ] I

think Cali 10 a month y'all guys you got you guys gotta get your summer bodies together right

let's go no that's true what size now I'm gonna ask you again I'm gonna ask

you again what's that what size I wear extra large everything

t-shirt is that t-shirt you have on now extra large

I don't know

it calls me this morning like yo stop by can you stop by the spot pick me up in

the hood they got the black t-shirts white t-shirts can I go ahead pardon me guy I says all

right cool what size you need you said extra large I said no I wear extra no he said yo that's my size my

size two [ __ ]

what you wear I know I don't you can't possibly wear

2x how'd that song what do you mean in a t-shirt I weighed 220. oh you know what

two years 125 pounds [ __ ] I'm throwing my hands I'm talking about Polo no you don't know

t-shirts all right slow down yo everybody stops

because this is getting bad yeah you I went to 25. is you're five four

how tall are you five ten [ __ ] that's a that's a generous

boxes

[Music] that is a generous five foot ten no I'm

passing the guy with his toes out

he don't even got an ocean he got on Iversons

back to back back to back this is how it's done oh he's way taller than you guys way tall it's not even close Joe 5

11. [Music]

I got scoliosis

you should not weigh 225 pounds yo bro I'm telling you yo we out of shape

we are out of shape yo what that should say man Iverson's got two three inches on

the body yeah why you ain't taking my everything's off because I just put them back

you better lose some battles [ __ ] so I told you I took my uh in-home

physical right where Michael Ball had all these fancy people with machines come and do all this EKG heart monitor

blood yeah

no that was a non-smoker's breath that was a it feels good to be

able to do one of those but uh so he calls me well he texts me and says call me call me so I can

discuss the results hey I hate why do y'all do that I like I

like Cliff hangers and shows

if I don't call you you seem good but if I call you in the next day or two it's bad yeah that [ __ ]

called me for like three weeks I was like yeah yeah

I'm good y'all been tied up but I meant to let you know it's bad

let me know when we can discuss the results over here you know let's go I was like now [ __ ]

hit me so he calls and he's slow walking the dog see well you're such and such came and it looks perfectly normal

everything is they getting all this doctor's weirdo so I'm like no I don't have time for this [ __ ] so then he gets

into the serious [ __ ] which is all right your codbc which controls the tribe tri-fat

and how the fat attaches to your phone it's [ __ ] normally it shouldn't be

anywhere between 200 and 900 yes it was 7 000. so you're right in the middle there

you're at a 500. and I said all right that sounds good well yeah but I mean it could be a 900 basically all this means

is you're fat wait he said you said you stopped smoking I

watch instant story I see your plates we need smaller portions and we need more exercise

you you at your age should be able to have this number land here and then you

would feel the difference I can get you to what did he call the booster something for the is it something

booster testosterone testosterone booster your

testosterone low no but it could be higher 40 something years no you ain't getting

a joke it wasn't joking yeah I'm too stupid to know I don't know what testosterone does manliness

libido yeah Oh I thought that [ __ ] was next that's why oil change

that was right next to the oil change is the testosterone change

it could be higher now yeah

Jojo stupid yeah it made me mad now

oh man this is a HIPAA violation hey Michael Paul

hey I'm on here real real quick hey where my testosterone was at again

I didn't know that was attached to [ __ ]

where my [ __ ] was at again you want me to stay on air yeah and why

it was bad

wait no don't say it everyone's bad I thought you said I was right in the

middle oh you are you are right in the middle thank you 500. yeah yeah so don't skip yeah you're

a 40 something year old man what's yours at [ __ ] oh my surprise no Mike I just want I just wanted to

make sure that that was I had the right number with the right testosterone thing because they try to play me they're

talking about kids they're fine you're fine you're fine you giving the boosters out yeah but if if my girl meet one of

these [ __ ] with the 800 might need a booster Michael Ball yeah

the service it's part of the service I need a boost in a honey pack me a little blue boy I'm in the building

all right baby all right oh [ __ ] yeah

my [ __ ] is right in the middle yeah but what he was saying was and I didn't put myself up he said you could feel the

difference yes this has something to do with weight loss but anyway so we fat is the bottom

yeah yeah yeah all of us all Americans not Corey and Parks well that part not

Parts Cory ain't fat and Evil man that [ __ ] Corey got about 800 pull-ups in him now on site that [ __ ]

climb this building I can guarantee you that Shemar Moore probably takes them testosterone boosters because he's older

than everybody in this room and looking like that by the way he used to have these parties in L.A called buck naked

or bounce yeah

and bounce or or bounce or bounce oh I had that party

you had to get naked or you had to leave it yes but naked or bounce and I had

that good radiator heat so it was just

you you participated I did not I did not you got to have everybody with a with

the air the bounce machine but [ __ ] did the kids be bouncing on yeah and you got to play uh K7 uh bounce come on

you went to those parties I no I didn't make it to those parties no

I was insecure could you guys believe that I was insecure some days I'd be feeling like clunky

[Music]

it's just like everybody has like the perfect bodies and [ __ ] like that

we know all right yeah all right you were just talking to your girl about Shemar Moore and you were feeling away

[Laughter] [Applause] [Music]

We Fear different dudes oh me and you fear differently We Fear

different dudes like Shemar Moore like you start going too crazy I [ __ ] him up me too okay okay

what was that store down there uh you were scared of Quentin Richardson [Laughter]

Richardson but I was I swear to God I was about to say javel McGee

Javale McGee just told a little [ __ ] stop playing with him you ain't see it I did see it that's what made me think yeah stop playing because little dude

was recording them no but past recording it wasn't just recording dude was standing in his face

like a couple feet away just doing this taping and Javale McGee start saving

himself saying listen this little kid in front of me recording I know what he's doing I know these little stupid

reaction Tick-Tock Trends they doing because I just want y'all know some of us grew up before social media where

when [ __ ] approached you it was it was it was it was on it was time that's a reaction video but a different reaction

video yeah but then he turned his camera to show us the kid

the kid is actually somebody that got a [ __ ] platform doing that that's not

enough for me that's my consistent point on this part I'm with you I'm with you in that I don't know I don't care who

you are and you taping something and hitting the button Ain't Enough Ain't Enough yeah ain't enough I'm with you

yeah [ __ ] ain't funny though it's not funny at all not at all and you can't do nothing yeah

you can't do nothing cause if you smack they phone if you do anything you smack their hand now it's the lawsuit you see

what Bad Bunny did yeah he paid off some bad money too yeah Bad

Bunny did it Chris Brown threw that phone on the stage and another celebrity threw a phone call phone and they tried

Kanye through a phone they actually but don't y'all out there think the

jungle start taking people phones and throw them because you can't you can't no you can't do that you cannot and some of y'all don't think you could put a

phone in the [ __ ] face because you put it in the wrong [ __ ] face they gonna put their phone in your face and it ain't an iPhone

stupid [ __ ] but anyway whatever that store was down by Hamilton Street that all [ __ ] used to go shop at and

get their jeans and fly [ __ ] from I used to be down there it was a little girl they always had a good looking girl that worked there it's a good looking girl

that worked in there or not working there but was in there one night ran there was iron sure enough this [ __ ]

javel McGee came from the back nine feet tall and he looked taller in person and

all y'all little games about whether or not people can play basketball or not in real life don't matter don't worry it

didn't matter at all whether he was good or not dog that [ __ ] been in the league for 15 joints so if you just average it at two

million dollars a year which is light yeah it's 30 mil yeah I wouldn't give a

[ __ ] if he averaged seven a game 30 mil he's still doing my money the oxygen is

different where he was and where I was we wasn't

breathing the same yeah smoker lungs yeah I got out of there

anyways um yeah no I know it's about uh getting old

Health getting fat but I was broke banging with all them [ __ ] true now I'm not in the I'm not playing

yeah yeah I'm retired you think you're a cracker

well now I think they got uh well not the basketball players the football players are worried about the basketball players definitely and basketball player

money also changed now too they playing different but hey I was

just some Stars over the weekend and I thank God every time uh I always know who the Nets or Knicks

was playing by who is in starlets on the weekend so most of my must have played nuggets

here come jovich the Joker was

I'm not the fam you trash you are trash if I would have went to

starlets and Joker came in starlings and I didn't bring that up on the Pod you're gonna call me trash

[Applause]

because it wasn't no story Joe he's a seven foot Russian in the middle of

starlets but that's where you run I was sticking

myself down a little bit he didn't look seven foot to me because I was in the back VIP where you got to go up some

steps and he just came in on the bottom level and he was your size yeah

but he came in and Aaron Gordon came in and a few of the Nuggets dudes came in

there at this point I got two of the baddest ones in here

I had no idea nobody was looking at me like I was Jesus

looked at me I said

people had a good time with them but the point of that story is today I'm not me and the athletes of today

ain't even in competition like the same women like they like different women than the women native picked in there

was going to be different than the women I would have picked in there back in the day we was banging over the same girls nah some of them [ __ ] like your type

I I don't bump into them true the times have changed anybody shock you though every time

but with those West Coast teams come over here I always see him with the white girls always seem with a white girl or the

Kardashians what a thin thin thin the West Coast teams yeah yeah yeah

even when Fournier had brought his ass over here from Orlando to caught his ass off

happy to be that [ __ ] that [ __ ] These [ __ ] be happy to get over here Jay hardening in there with them bones

nah that's funny they be looking for the Kardashians thing I was on Instagram every yo they

look just like they related for sure they go in there that doctor is rich rich made me look like him

they'd really be looking like they related to them Yo that [ __ ] is crazy I'm glad that's a headache I ain't gonna

do with no more it was hard work trying to get [ __ ] from the basketball players

personality had to really shine through right yeah you had no money yeah I'm

I'm on that phone Daddy what you had to yeah he ignoring you I'm gonna be right

there a few times we had to pick him up from

the NBA Hotel what I'll be right there

I'm with the Easter other for one night picked up something one of them Giants [ __ ] just left them I said he left you

damn what a monster

Griffin he just left you oh man he's having a bad season anyway yeah right

there all right that's a true story that's hating in dirty American I do I do nothing she called me to pick her up

it was two [ __ ] they was roommates I guess [ __ ] found something better and so what did her phone call do you

sound like what'd she say to you here you are yeah yeah I'm up yeah both of us

both of us I need a favor that's a true story I need a favor I was like what's going on

yo I drove my car I was drinking and she had the uh breathalyzer in the car

couldn't drink so she was out there to receive her [ __ ] one [ __ ] was with a

girl other [ __ ] with Shorty he did the dip set

when I went over there and scooped up like him God bless expert analysis right here

only on the j b sometimes when the fumble occurs

I pick it up and run it back and run it back for the touchdown brother what do you want to do oh speaking of Cam I do

want to give uh I do want to give a round of applause to cam actually

[Applause]

the topics of fire what they're doing is fire what they're doing is fire so take

that all right ice I didn't say nothing bro I just like that yes shout out to

cam shout out to mace that whole show was fire also in my give prop segment since y'all call me hey I want to give

props to I want to say happy birthday to uh Bun B Hip Hop's OG and I want to hit

the round of applause for Bun B because that [ __ ] True Burger is selling out

all over the universe that's what's up they sold out at the Texas rodeo wow

really wow yeah no no bun is getting a lot of support and stuff and that burger

is doing very very very well I have yet to have one yet but I hear nothing but great things shout out to Bun B shout

out to Cam'ron hip-hop 50 Hip Hop's 50th birthday with

hip-hop artists continuing to evolve I was listening to the radio yesterday and Funk Flex that they're doing uh

Summer Jam in New York because of the 58th anniversary it's not going to be in Jersey at

MetLife this year it's gonna be in New York somewhere they didn't disclose the location oh in New York I would have to think

it's Yankee Stadium right or Citi Field huh you know where it's at no I don't

know where it's at steinburners ain't letting you rap [Laughter]

I was thinking maybe Jones Beach trash Governor's Island trash yeah it could be one of them actually yeah I

didn't think about the islands yeah so small yeah Randall's Islander governor too small I don't know

call Governor now I'm trying to think of something that would be because that's a big so that's a big show it would have

to be Governors uh no I wasn't going anywhere but the real fly [ __ ] would be Yankee

Stadium yeah cause it's brunch it's the Bronx that would be flying yeah that would be fine but

um let's see what else is here who asked for good burger too

no but and what 30 years later nobody who saw a good burger one

don't worry about it listen normally I come on this podcast and give out some hate but I love when my co-hosts have

some hate to dish out there anyone want to tell us about Tyler Perry

yeah he put the post up let me read the post because uh first of all it was like a Geo uh Geo Metro

it was his first car yeah every now and then I take my Geo Metro

out for a spin in parentheses when I was homeless it was a car just like this

that was my shelter like looking back at how far you have come doesn't make you thankful I don't

know what will there's no way to be ungrateful when you appreciate every blessing you have and if you're still in the struggle please fight on it's so

sweet on the other side of pain the Geo Metro around God

why not he's driving it around his compound like a golf cart yeah

because it looks like one yeah it does I'm not getting all this money to go

back and buy the shitty cars I had when I was broke like I don't see the Swagger though

might be some fly [ __ ] to do it's not go get the old yeah yo

Tyler Perry I'm calling cappuccino yeah on this one

and I'm not mad at him but what I'm saying is he took a picture of what the color it was blue it's blue of a blue GL

Metro in front of his million acre home

a state a state yeah yeah watch your mouth pardon me the state

talking about oh look how far I've come I used to sleep in this car I think the grass that the car was sitting on is

worth more than that the brick it was sitting on whatever it

was whatever it was yeah whatever pavers yeah but Tyler Perry like stop it yo he got to stop just for that old puffy BT

and [ __ ] no for real now we gotta throw some more hate on this [ __ ] you think we stupid everything is an ad

and I'm just sick of everything being an ad yeah I am very tired of that the songs are ads the inspirational

motivational moments or ads the dancers are ads yeah that's nuts

everything's bad everything and I guess I just get annoyed by he didn't do nothing wrong to do nothing wrong maybe

I'll do that too if I'm in the same position but was this an ad for a Geo Metro ain't no more Geo

geologists it's I don't know if he was being sincere or not but it in this climate everything seems like a gimmicky

type of a fake motivation for motivation but he might have been being sincere I

don't know but I'm just saying in this climate if it was sincere we wouldn't have seen it yeah or it would have been a quick post

like no but because you because you want to inspire others you hear what I'm saying like yo I slept

in this car at one point now I'm billions up yo you're Tyler Perry

first of all every helicopter in Atlanta has shown me the sky view of your home that's been inspirational to me every

time you've won an award you get up there and say some Ultron and this is

all cap too but well not cap but an ad not an ad when he

gets up there my grandmother when I was growing up said that you gotta

but what happened whatever he'd be saying up there like come on it works but but you ripping off Church in black

and girls but I mean that I don't I can't say that yeah

I'll say when I get what a billion I'm gonna see what you're gonna say I'm not going cap I'm gonna tell [ __ ] none of

you [ __ ] wanted me to get this [ __ ] I'm on y'all ass

yeah I'm true you won't get up there and start growing up in Sumter South Carolina y'all gonna look at me right I'm gonna be on TV because I'm not gonna

speak to you anymore and I'm gonna say some [ __ ] like

you know growing up on a dirt road to Sumter South Carolina when I was three years old homeless y'all gonna be

watching from some fly [ __ ] in Jersey saying yo this thing is

I would hope that y'all call that out he is full of [ __ ] up there but you don't have to do that you could be like why do

they do it but you could be like yo it was a point in my life where I was down and out I was sleeping on the [ __ ]

floor I was doing XYZ that because I think that's funny but it could be true though but I wouldn't do it because I

think it's corny I've slept on people's floors I know I've slept on benches that's why I said it's the girl put all

of that together and try to have the heartfelt moment while you're in arguably the [ __ ]

greatest point of your life I think it's going I think that's some fly [ __ ] I think it's alternative I think that's a

small [ __ ] to show you yes that sincerity though I was hearing about sincerity because most of them [ __ ]

don't even write that [ __ ] like get up there save some watch if puff get BT we're gonna start seeing sincerely he

don't go up there in life I know they're going to say you are you are but he's not gonna get

up there and lie that [ __ ] Tyler Perry got up there and said yo fam the lot I bought during the Civil War

five thousand slaves fought for their freedom on this particular piece of land he smoked this I'm not

talking about this and one [ __ ] now that's all this one owns this land and I told him that one he's smoking

yo sorry Jesse Williams should to crack his muffin it will Jesse Jesse I'll put

some so the capitalist look are we talking about motivational

[Music] you know what's funny I can't tell the

truth on these podcasts for real but some of the stories that have been floating behind the scenes about the

people that get up there and do those things I believe a lot of them yeah that's what it is and it

contradicts it'd be contradicting some of their motivational [ __ ] yeah some of these [ __ ] be true life [ __ ] and

be mean as [ __ ] in real life I heard but but whatever I'm I don't want to make a sandwich you know Tyler Perry because

I'm not no no no but Tyler Perry is from that well-oiled black

the B yo yeah but you got to be sophisticated

yeah the beef oils you up you don't hear Oprah now you're not friends Oprah don't

even talk hey Oprah hey yo and there's a lot of [ __ ] out here that say Jay-Z is

unrelatable it should be

I'm agreeing with me because hope don't get up there and tell you all is Brooklyn Marcy project stories now that

you gotta be you don't even hear him Jay-Z don't talk much but when he talked

he pull it out he does not do that tug on the heartstring [ __ ] you don't do that no he don't but I'm saying he'll

pull out a store he won't violin you to death but he'll tell you about uh yo I was here at one point and now I'm here

at one point you know

at the B talks about God did how many other bees

I made now how many like that's because that was selling we were selling this and now look what we're doing because

that has been his consistent lifestyle for a while now he doesn't need to revert back the time see that's what I

mean stop there not gonna feel what I'm saying but I think puff I mean not puff

I think that whole hip-hop billionaire or come from hip-hop billionaire is true

to form if you don't have to talk he's not going to talk and if he's going to talk it's going to be on some [ __ ] that

I own with some people I employ surrounded by people I employed that I came up with all my homies is home from

jail nobody told we living good it's about companies wealth and Beyonce I'm married this is the married version of

what this looks like I applaud that I [ __ ] with puff because he is the non-married version of what the

billionaire from music is supposed to look like I'm [ __ ] a different girl every week they all at my birthday party

I'm on the yacht they know about each other you better not say a word keep this quiet this age DeLeon pour it up

it's a rock it's a new Ciroc yo this is uh content people like it just he's not

he ain't trying to like when he win the award and when they ask him to come hold somewhere he get up there and say yo

they'd be [ __ ] us up this whole [ __ ] is [ __ ] up they've been doing it wrong we need to redo everything it's just true to form

I'm a fan of true to form even if I'm wrong about it I'm a fan of it I can see

through that other [ __ ] is like real transparent to me when when your Publishers wrote something or when it's

an ad when I'm listening to the water cooler words that I'm making you want to use to make somebody feel like that's

what I said that's what I'm saying you you feel like um Tyler Perry's is more performative

well it is performed it is before and it's nothing but there's nothing wrong with that so I want to say like I see what you're

saying it's like there's nothing wrong with that it's almost like he's still playing the game but I mean at the end of the day he is nasty he comes from the

Oprah school yes like you keep talking about the Billy no no no and I'm agreeing with you before you get to the

building you got to be prepped for it so he looks like he's been prepped from

produced yes yes yes and it comes off that way where's puff gets on the mic

and no publicist wrote what puff about to say true no they did but I forgot it

freestyling I've literally seen him I don't remember what they wrote I got it yeah

for sure puff is not worried about being you know uh careful you know choosing

his words whereas Tyler Perry seems to be extremely careful it's the difference between Rihanna and Beyonce Beyonce is

all pageant Queen she's all perfect and quaffed and very well versed exactly

[ __ ] Rihanna will say what she wants she'll do what she wants and that's it

that would be a great example yeah I agree with that and it's always

been really interesting how Beyonce felt the need to be so perfect and like and

controlled and and decided about every single move she made and Rihanna got

pretty much the same level yeah without with doing it the exact

opposite way when you hear when it's certain people though when you hear them speak you could tell that they've been in music from teenage years I sure don't

[ __ ] up Usher interviews are flawless he's been in entertainment since he was

a teenager he knows what to say what night to say you get what I'm saying like I I Usher's Beyonce male version of

Beyonce on interviews like their own really [ __ ] up they're gonna say all perfect every reply is

going to be amazing media training yeah yeah it's gonna be amazing so that's the difference between puff I guess and

Tyler Perry puff gonna get up there and be like yeah good evening what's the difference but

question who do you think will run bet better puff or Tyler Perry

you're not asking me I'ma say Paul yeah I wouldn't know

I don't know I think they both bring different strengths but they're both capable leaders you know what I mean Puff's gonna probably bring more music

musical entertainment side where Tyler's gonna bring more you know what I will say take all that Madea [ __ ] off the

street dog take all that [ __ ] off the street somewhere dog I've seen a lot of movies

and stuff and how he doing them shits with no budgets though but I think I think I think the content

style drastically different yeah I think content will be driving you can see it

you put that budget right it maybe didn't use it but it was a

budget yo I think the the content will be drastically different because I think puff is more over the

top than Tyler Perry is more reserved and conservative and I think it'll translate in in the content

I think that'll be the decision on who gets it Maybe you might be right hopefully regardless

of who gets it I hope everything can work together yeah and I hope that they can work together but I hope that puff

gets it I don't hope that Tyler Perry shows go away oh no anyone I don't want y'all to work together but I'm rooting

for everybody black yeah they got 17 shows on bet you just want

them all gone I don't know I turned BT on it either but he got 49 shows or did I know that

you're supposed to be yeah

I'm gonna need more than that what else what else you got oh man all his shows Tyler Perry got 99 shows on here yeah

no but listen we know he got a massive deal over there and he's got a massive you know he's got a lot of [ __ ] but

that's great once we start to get an ownership and that's why I really don't want to get it because they're just

gonna it's all his content they're gonna it's gonna be Tyler Perry Channel

it's gonna be his version of Oprah of oh and that ain't hip-hop not that it need

to stay hip-hop but music Centric that's all I'm looking at uh parts of the show that's a good assessment yeah I

ain't thinking about that bet hasn't been music Centric for so long but it has MTV like none of that [ __ ]

yeah now because somebody focuses on music no more reality TV took over yep but it'd be nice if they were

oh it would be great sure at least a little bit some semblance yeah what it used to be something yeah I agree

all right to the show all right here's Jay what's up Jay what's up Jay you're reading this together in real

time here Jay says I'll keep this short I'm a 26 year old

male that struggles with talking to females which stops me from getting what I want from from some ass and more

this is [Laughter] more so the question is what should I do

to speak to females more and not be scared or nervous uh and not be scared or nervous to say something just

backstory for yes I've had a girl before but it took me a while it took me a while to get it

and yes I speak to women but I'm never able to take it further than just hey what you doing

oh man hey Jay I would like everyone's thoughts on what I should do but really

ish and Mel one for girls perspective and ish because he said he doesn't

approach women so I want to understand how he gets what he gets my best friend thank you I love the pod

thank you so much Jay and this is great I was just about to say you gotta get a

Joe or two on your team but yeah my best friend is like that and I'm the one that goes up and talks like fam you gotta get

three or four Chris Paul's preferably if you're a guy Jay get a girl

the cool girls alley-oop City I'm always super duper fly

with the females that just got all the baddies it's over once they stamp you

yeah

my man always sends my wife to go to go get the girls for there you go yeah I'm

telling you God that is a good way that is such a [ __ ] guy advice it really [ __ ] is no it is if you and I grew up

together Mel

you're absolutely right in that respect I am a [ __ ] amazing wing woman there

you go you absolutely want to have me on your on your arm like that like just okay I'm like okay right got it and we

get a plan of action I'm alley-oop where were you when we needed a wing woman I you weren't anywhere you don't need

that though I've had I've had friends that I'm the wing woman for no Joe don't need it Joe does not need a wing woman

so at all Joe toy Charlie L I got about 40 of them I got about 40 of them yeah

but what happens after the wing woman or the wingman helps you with the alley-oop

well he could talk from there um he sounds like he doesn't have anything past WYD what are you doing and women

[ __ ] hate that [ __ ] do not what are you doing me to death do not do that

that's why I mix it up with a little WYA yeah

uh Jay you got to put down your phone every once in a while just stop scrolling and I don't know like maybe

just get a [ __ ] menu

exactly a little bit of liquid courage not too much though no no not too much too much just one little drink get you a

little loosened up exactly and the inhibitions will go and you'll be able to have a little bit more conversation yeah just go talk to him or just

questions ask questions ask the girl questions well some people are bad at

asking questions too now just ask some of these girls mean as [ __ ] you go ask a question that's why you move to the next question fool I don't know you [ __ ] you

asking me questions for okay well if she's gonna be mean right off the bat [ __ ] her but seriously but ask questions

and if you don't know which questions to ask Google

this is AJ I promise you listen to this whack-ass advice

you [ __ ] are knocking a dog pile on me today okay tell Jay to go Google questions to ask a

girl get you a cool [ __ ] like Joe or a couple girls I'm gonna do it right now

please do Google quit I'm gonna Google questions to ask girls okay let me see

what comes up okay questions make sure you clear your history if you

do do this questions to ask girls that you like um

where did you grow up what is your happy place what's the best piece of advice you've ever been given

we got you what do you like have you ever been in

love come on now that's a good one

ladies and gentlemen we got a beer

where'd you grow up is cool okay you got it you got some opening questions and then once you know there's a dialogue

going then you can ask some deeper questions indicated that he doesn't even have good

conversation at all so let's just say that's uh he gets the girl's attention

to be honest with you don't want to get shot down no because once you in there

if you still can't converse that's just you don't feel confident about yourself I'm a little on the shy side but once

she cracked the door I'm bum rushing the door but you also got to realize I'm in the building listen we're all of a

certain age we didn't grow up with social media so we don't have the social kind of like awkwardness we had to talk

to girls yeah like I actually had to get a number and write the number down this you have to actually have a conversation

he's he's 26 years old I'm 47 right and I wasn't hollering that

no chicks and I was a monster in these streets you just certainly light skin light eyes you didn't have to do a

[ __ ] thing other than bat your eyes at some [ __ ] together that is foreign

get you some homeboys and home girls that's that throw alley-oops well get in

the gym get your Shema moreover ones you know what I'm saying but what does he have when he doesn't have all that what

does he have like in terms of having conversations okay this is why you should have just asked me because they they're using a lot of

words

[Applause] then she don't care about your conversation

did you [ __ ] your girl just do all that [ __ ] you ain't gonna know how to talk where do you work

that's hilarious and how many hours a week do you work is it part time you

have some disposable income you could spare 26 dog dog hey the Great

Depression is coming these chicks prices is coming down also I've been out in the

New York scene some of our ogs and Veteran bartenders are moving on to greener pastures there is an entire new

crop of talent that are not as entitled yeah and that is expensive

yeah Jay all you got to do is pay

for Jay pay

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no now with the Great Depression the timing of it with listen now

listen seven Great Depression yo what do you think is on the way don't put that out in the sky

[ __ ] all right okay rent money becoming bad later and later

[ __ ] just paid me the other day I'm like yo the 21st yeah

yeah [ __ ] crazy what's your what's your night no you got you need stricter late

fallacy penalties and someone

like about to start getting crazy I was in one way I made sure I wasn't gonna be late at all that [ __ ] said all right the

first first the first day is such and such the second day is a hundred like if

it's 50 the first day you're late then it was 100 day late then it was the double every day until you pay you

signed up huh yeah I hire people to pay bills on time

you can't you why do I care about that clause listen to Rich Randy that's all right my

company will have all of this stuff bro we understand but I wouldn't

normally find a joke what yeah that's crazy you fall on Hard Times you doubling the rent a day hey whoever live

in ish buildings I'm telling you now if y'all get crazy with the rent during the next national pandemic [ __ ] y'all will

be homeless people I don't eat nobody

yo [ __ ] out of here this [ __ ] crazy dog yo short sales is up foreclosures is

through the roof because a lot of that pandemic [ __ ] I know what I know what you're saying is

right because my my 700 in the strip club in New York do a little something now 700 them strippers in New York you

should look at you like you as a man oh they're super great if you do 500 700 in New York they used to be like now these

new girls these new girls are taking them Jersey if you threw 700. maybe on your

windshield wipers New York yo they used to look at you

like other day I got fly I gotta say 101 register 300 another thing going crazy

I said oh [ __ ] time change it it's like that's how you tell them yeah word yeah

that's nuts no this [ __ ] this [ __ ] is bad yo [ __ ]

money girl but stinking [ __ ] [ __ ] Can't keep their houses because of you and your pen you and Joe

and Corey and joy encouraging [ __ ] not to pay any friends hey sorry buddy I'm

sorry sorry buddy somebody tell me before we all get to sleepers why Meek was so happy to see future

nobody thought exactly I saw that I was waiting for you guys to tell me he just I mean there's no story here but he was

just really happy and excited they might be cool but he might see him in a long time

men being happy to see black men man congratulate it yo

all right let's do it let's do it

man this guy is crazy and uh listen shout out to fdu

yeah shout out to fdu Round of Applause I was root for that's why if he's alma mater so

I think they call that the biggest Sports upset in like history or some [ __ ] yeah

go FD and they almost won the next round yeah they were super duper close to next round so then all uh then uh Duke lost

they did Kentucky lost all the big teams is out today all number ones are gone a lot of

number two is going this is the first time uh that we get to what the elite eight without any uh are we at Daily day

yet or is we sit there were sweet sixteen yeah sweet 16 right now yeah we're at the 16 right we're at 16 right

now yeah but this is the first time it's not one number one present

get it going all of them and in in the women's tournament

two number ones just lost two number ones in the women's tournament just lost that's odd in the

women's it ain't as odd in the men's no more but it's odd in the women's so you know a man was saying is because

everyone just comes and goes so quick so the 19 year old's playing against 22

years so the smaller D ones they stay for four years right so now you're 17 year old high school Phenom really got a

d at 22 23 year old man in the post it's a different ballgame playing together four years whereas these guys just

starting to gel mid-season everybody going for this because they know they one and done yeah so now that's where

the whole Gonzaga thing came from yeah remember Gonzaga used to be upset and everybody back in the day because they've been playing together for four

years yep and they're not going to be ball players they're going to be accountants or some [ __ ] some tall ass white dude don't miss

layups and foul shots out there getting 20. ish real quick give me 20 seconds on

uh Brandon Cooks to the Cowboys oh [ __ ] that's nice that's it quality veteran receiver

um could be an outlet for deck we need one sometimes CD ain't the best route Runner

um if Wayne pay we paid a lot for him I don't know breaking news I like it if we pay for it the picks that you all got uh

the picks that y'all got for Amari you traded for Brandon Cooper oh I mean Brandon Cooks

or 456. I'll take that

I would have gave up anybody yeah amari's the one Brandon

Cooks has been a fantasy sleeper for me in the last for like the last seven years he's good he's a good receiver

he's qualitative reliable if we have to spend too much money to get them I'm happy for that I'll take that all right

well congrats thank you sir yo man I hope you all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoy bringing it to you

keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time

we bid you would do farewell adios arrivederci hasta la vista

arvoir so long goodbye remember life is a series of moments and moments

past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have and lastly

apparently Eric adamson's putting out a rap album and I'm really trying to find it it's a drill I don't know it should

be Eric Adams distinguished mayor mayor apparently

there was an album release party last night there's a lot of there's a lot of names

in there I want to guess the names who was there but I'm not gonna do that I know Fat Joe was there I know I know

who's there that's it I could think of another one Fabio no not necessarily

because he was [ __ ] with him on that drill [ __ ] we don't know if it's a drill out I know but I'm just saying he he

they most of the artists they listed the credit this is page six so I don't know you know who they know to add but it was

mostly Ultra stage six that Rupert Murdoch's train yeah page six his invention his [ __ ] Dave

East was there I'm sure

that's crazy that's funny it might be dope my father

got the plug to every producer all the artists you guys yeah I mean might be like a

Cali compilation type exactly let's see what's going on

Eric Adams don't even have a son it's an AI album he does have a son

those are all it's just [ __ ] yeah and last but not least

the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel in a closed-minded women want you to teach them things

grab you a Tylenol you might need it and the escorts want

love in this recession are y'all into like standing over your

partner and coming on them that's definitely for you guys

for YouTube I mean I guess if you're a squirter yeah

it's so nice you gotta get the new windows

oh yeah

she got no [ __ ]

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