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those Alexander McQueen's make up for

you not putting lotion on [ __ ] yeah

who you think you are Lord

he come here looking younger younger

average

you look 27 today

I was debating saying that you know I

get more girls in fresh fresh that's

fresh

[Laughter]

it wasn't outside nobody here

how do you think how do you think you

like your shoes now hey yo dog

that's called subtle hate like

I was about to say you might be one of

them [ __ ] yo that'd be yo girl you

like him yes I mean I mean if that's

what you went to

I mean when you got those hey yo dog

you've seen me where Alexander McQueen I

ain't seen those

yeah it's a Pergola let me get those

slides no no upstairs please thank you

what you thinking like now upstairs is

fine what theme song are you walking to

like what theme song is playing in your

head when you walk in the street

Staying Alive

hello

big man one to ten don't take these

things

come on it's giving I'm gonna give it

like an 8.5

again

[Music]

[Applause]

I can't stop thinking about

dog you look ill you look young

son you looking like you're outside

players no more Let it go let go to

table every week you tell The Barbers

every week you go in like nah I killed

it last week come on try it again look

he doing his bed

okay

yo what's wrong

number two much number two

they blending it nice

yo it's good to see everybody six you're

looking good smelling good you're

looking good I said that way oh let me

get in my bag sorry for the eggs guys

yeah yeah

I don't know how it made it all the way

over there that's impressive that's

sweet that's what happened

[Applause]

[Laughter]

brand new

the people you want opportunities with

see your value

I'm right here and anybody you just

named is sitting right here with me my

partner's just sitting right here

everywhere I go my partners are with me

if I'm in Dubai if I'm in Africa if I'm

in Morocco if I'm in Ghana you there

with me because I'm a rep this set you

gotta show your partners how valuable

you are do you just do what's required

or do you go above and beyond

I want to go above and beyond

[Music]

[Applause]

[Laughter]

microphone check one two what is this

microphone check welcome to episode what

612 6 12 6 12 of The Joe Button podcast

I am him it's good to be here it's good

to see y'all I'm here with my amazing

gang Melissa Ford is here huh flip is

here fresh back from wherever the [ __ ]

he was at issues here huh looking like a

1x looking like I still wear what a 1x

top huh stop playing with my [ __ ] not

too much on S2 out there while you

listening

big freezes here ice is here Parks is

here Poe is here no wait I'm sweatpants

again

and everything you know you're trying to

get [ __ ] to look with this [ __ ] don't

do that don't wear them Fruity Pebble

ass sweats here no more [ __ ] honestly

we'll stand behind the island stand

behind the island for real you work with

[ __ ] there's [ __ ] here there's too

much of that going on identified don't

wear your bright dick print sweatpants

around real [ __ ] man what's going on

how y'all feeling feeling great good

good good man good to see y'all good to

be around y'all feel your vibes so

anybody had an interesting week oh man

no not really this one was pretty quiet

finally

out of town I was out of town you know

yeah yeah

just filming getting some money you know

they're shooting the wire part two

something like that I could tell you

getting a lot of money why like outside

of me outside of here huh like money I

can't control I'm just trying to catch

up to what I lost you know that oh here

comes just trying to catch it get the

choir from back there

closet please

no no no

trying to get back what I lost make it

back on my feet get right man maintain

take care of my family I got it I got it

my brother good to see you guys I miss

you guys miss you guys so much

it's good to feel the energy we miss you

too good to have you it's good to see

you glad your energy is good you're well

rested you ate no it's my new thing

everybody hey

let me know actually that's not my new

thing

they start bringing up them workers comp

rules and all types of laws and [ __ ] yo

I think we parted for about five hours

without a sandwich

that's when that old friendship card go

out the window I can tell what [ __ ] is

talking about the law

hey yo we on the patreon part we ain't

eating that's okay

okay right let's go eat

listen

you don't be pulling for it y'all can go

eat

order and do what you want throw bacon

on the couch catch up there yeah let's

put ketchup all over the couch that'll

be swag right red and white

where it might do it all right come on

we got a lot to get to I think we have

with uh a lot of people out there

waiting for you guys as strong takes and

opinions on on things let's do it

the first little chance I get at an

intersection of beef with ish I am

just coming

as soon as you see it yeah I'm on I'm on

him I don't like what they be saying

about me and man I'm on them gotta prove

myself now I'm insecure all right what

they be saying man uh cracking my ass

lately pause this ain't even cracking me

he do all right yeah they cast it though

every time they say it his [ __ ] Faith

get lower

listen to the pom-poms over here

[Music]

I wasn't

I really like the shoes like I really

like the shoes thank you and the sweater

combo you know thank you but you know

what's funny about it you could use some

lotion

like get some cocoa butter like go

support the African people outside that

sell it as good as you look though you

flip-fashion [ __ ] is weird you flip

fetish [ __ ] is weird though I don't

care how good you look [ __ ] is weird

still why why

yeah [ __ ] Feet's a little weird I

like pretty feet I never [ __ ] no I

didn't say nothing don't try to that's

how he'd be winning I did not say

nothing's wrong with liking feet don't

change my [ __ ] I said you foot fetish

[ __ ] be weird and the further you go

in your foot these [ __ ] just [ __ ]

teeth oh yeah they do Beyond yeah that's

not mine these [ __ ] that want you to

do all types of weird [ __ ] today [ __ ]

they want to stick their foot inside

what are you talking about they got

spots in the city I forgot what they

call it where it's just a hole in the

wall and you stick your foot in there

and

glory hole

all right come on let's start with let's

start with some music stuff I'm gonna

try not to do too much hate in this

episode too Black's album was released

it was yeah you start right after you're

so Canadian

Black's album was released

exactly this is what she's looking for

anybody on her team to dunk it home

pretty much because I didn't get a

chance all right let's do it I did

though I just do it one time I did I did

and

is your prediction raining true this is

my man

this is a friend of the show this is

somebody I've interviewed somebody I

like as a person right and I'm and on

top of that I want to be careful to not

be too much of a contradiction today

because I like when artists are about

the artistry

I like when listen I put an album out

with absolutely no support and just had

to sit and had to think of how do I

display the art of this without the

backing financially or just the people

that will help so I like watching that I

don't like when the music sounds like It

suffers as a result of that

and that's what this project sounds like

to me I don't want to be the guy to kill

a project on his first day out because

there's some joints on there that I

really enjoy but for a 1920 track

project which is what it is it's a 50

minute listen yeah

not for the artist of Black's caliber to

me he has a track on there with Don to

Oliver did you guys hear that one

thoughts on no key

do you think there's too many songs on

there like if he put too much it felt to

be in Focus like there's a lot of Solace

but there's not really like a any theme

or anything it's like a bunch of songs

that's how I felt I don't want to like

go in depth because I didn't get to

listen to in-depth but one lesson it

felt like just a bunch of stuff but not

particularly related mixtape yeah but

yeah his first single was since I found

a lover correct something like that yeah

okay does this it doesn't sound

consistent to that not at all okay

um

yeah I feel like that kind of you know

would have set the tone for what the

rest of the album was going to kind of

sort of I was kind of like that honestly

I'm gonna play a song that I thought was

a standout on the project okay which is

called Fatal Attraction

this was I felt him in his bag

this was on his last project uh elephant

in the room was my favorite song

this is kind of like there for me

see this sound like him in his comfort

zone this sound like the black that I

think black fans are used to yes it's a

Vibe yeah that's a Vibe I was looking I

like that I like it yeah that's super

tough that's black that's black that's

super tough no it's not three more of

those

out of 19 tracks

there's not three more of those on there

I mean I could play my other favorite

song on here

you can't deviate too far away actually

I'll give him I'll give Melissa a little

bit of the um Don Toliver record that's

what I'll do since Don is pretty big

pause

um

I can't spell the older you get you

can't spell nothing right

I never knew how to spell Mississippi

though

m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i yeah

congratulations Canada you didn't win

anything

that Canadian school system board

if you watch p-value you don't know I'm

good you know

Murder told you the murder told you I

mean I guess that's a way to memorize it

but a little murder told you okay all

right here we go I found it temporary

featuring Don Toliver

you were born for radio

[Laughter]

I'm not mad at that I like that and it

definitely should have been closer to

the top I guess they want to space out

the if I play one two three and five

you kind of would get my point let me

see one two three

four five is Fatal Attraction so that

don't count six and seven I don't know

y'all listen to it y'all listen to it

out there it's out I'm super happy for

him I hope it succeeds I hope it does

well uh shout out to all those guys over

there at uh lb uh of urine lvrn Justice

the whole gang

that's tough man

what stuff

I was the first act I sell a million

records every time out and after you

signed right after me is crush it

Superstar yeah

that stuff was supposed to put some

pressure you gotta deal with that and

I've been on Hiatus and while I've been

on Hiatus that act has been

externally climbing every year not only

is that act skyrocketing but now I'm

caught in I want to make an adjustment

to my sound yeah that's not the bad

timing I think but now I'm also open to

the fact maybe I might be in a minority

his fans might hear it and think that

it's his second best project because the

first project is always good it's always

going to win but his fans might be like

oh we in our bag he might tour this [ __ ]

for the next two years like this could

be this could be a win

I hope it is for him because I'm a black

fan and you know what man man a few

[ __ ]

jumping [ __ ] out of me

I just think the bars in hell with you

[ __ ] that put out albums every five

years

what do you mean by the bar being in

Hell artists get to put out albums every

five years six years and it's normal

I don't know

you know they still have space between

elements there's less space between

albums now for the most part but there

are certain artists black being one of

them that is a little slower on release

I think that most people are doing that

I think that most people who have who

can who can afford the space to do that

right uh black is lvrm they're winning

winning they have made somebody a lot of

money he he has the space to play like

this

he has the support he's never going to

lose it these news

by the way he's like another shot

not not no five-year Gap

you're not gonna get a five-year Gap if

this album don't do

you know Bryson tiller had however many

years it was to go and be quiet and mute

up and be married and have a kid and get

my sound and my style right and then

come back and now you sound like he's

supposed to sound

it's just a luxury today and the fans

they trick the fans because now when

albums come out like this it don't have

to be your best work

no it's not

I mean I won't say it but

if that's the Kendrick that we get in

six years the fans be so starving for

new for new music from you that they

damn you'll take whatever they do and

I'm off on the Tangier here listen

congratulations congratulations to uh

black I'll tell you one thing summer

Walker hopped on that Alex Vaughn so be

it uh remixing

sound a lot different

just with the instrumentation all right

what else came out hey boy dropped a

compilation well it's not a compilation

it's his rap album but he's got a lot of

features on it it's called surfer surfer

drown it's real dope it's got a nice

record on there he's got Dom on there

he's got currency on there his Berg on

there

there's some shots at Burger

shots of burger yeah it is another

friend of the show shout out to hit boy

yeah congratulations right off of your

music Soul Child release you another one

is working a lot you're working a lot

and people don't say it because drama is

putting out [ __ ] gangster girls with

Wilson Phillips and everybody

I'm about to go get me a gangster girl

I'm about to get one too [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all

talking about she said he's doing a De

La Soul yeah I was so tight in the face

when he when he was on the phone said no

using you inspire against the grills

it's like oh [ __ ]

not another [ __ ] nine-digit Adventure

that I share in none

shout out to drama man shout out to

drama all right I haven't heard the Hit

Boy album yet so I can't really comment

I haven't heard it it's out it's good

we hear it you heard us no oh

expert analysis

what it was good so uh any other music

that was released that we need to get to

um it was some hits hits

music related hits

[Music]

all right okay so we're with Takashi got

his ass whooped in the gym take it away

from the gym a lot of you thought that

it was fake that it was fake I thought

it was fake yeah yeah you were wrong I

I'm wrong yeah they had the footage from

the gym when the guys came in they have

more footage of the guys getting kicked

you know Takashi getting got beat up

yeah kicks on the foot and like I said

before apparently the people in the gym

had to like take him and like hide them

in like a bathroom yeah to the Latin

Kings allegedly the land Kings put it on

them I love how you bring the gang

business right here

all right you say man respect to them

but that's the flag for him I'm just I'm

just saying they whooped his ass and

then after he got his ass whoop he tried

to do the Latin King handshake I saw him

and he said when the guy was playing

around with him like yo I'm a fan of

yours Takashi chill they trying to he

trying to take that all the gangs that

was a reckless move being them up like

that on camera he got his ass football

y'all owe me an apology that said that

it was fake I apologize you conspiracy

theorists there's an alien downstairs

uh I'm from the kick in the ribs I

thought that she was real shout out to

ish yeah it could be outside that was

different because they don't be outside

[Music]

that [ __ ] might got some broken ribs

you do yeah he got stomped in the red

that [ __ ] looked like [ __ ] foot went

down about that deep yeah like I

analyzed that I said no that was real

but at first I was you know I mean I

think everything will roll out I'm like

okay I see what he trying to do but then

I saw that Stomp and I said whoa whoa

yeah I think it's a fake that I think

this opens up the door for people to

attack him more

yeah I agree with flip yeah

I agree with flip let me hear that with

that song

[Music]

chill [ __ ] about to crash their cars

he was running around with a thousand

body guards running around New York

after you told doing all this stuff and

now you brought this attention your own

people did it no disrespect to that but

that's what happened it wasn't even us

black so disrespect to you know I mean

to our Latino and Latina brothers and

sisters I love you guys but I'm saying

look what happened everybody don't stand

with that huh he running around with a

thousand bodyguards did you run out of

money is it crazy of it to say that I'm

surprised it took this long

did your money run out but see the thing

is he kept antagonizing and inviting

this yeah that's the thing do something

[ __ ] Gonna do something at some point

like there's no statue of limitations on

the do so

they have you by your head like you was

Medusa

it slapped you all crazy and I'm dirty

they lift them up

take a picture of me take a picture

man academics is low-key you know

putting a man on blast that did it he

got his picture out there and all that I

don't know what type of party is going

on over there I know Takashi is man tell

him chill out tell them bull out oh I'm

not telling the way nothing are you okay

okay first of all no this is why it

feels good to be a civilian I want to

make myself perfectly clear

the rat [ __ ] and the street [ __ ] is

a war going on outside no man is safe

front that's for y'all just sort out yup

true yeah the [ __ ] that I don't know

where they from what they rap y'all was

in LA Fitness true

think about that he should have been I'm

if you're home listening repeat that in

your head 10 times

I don't want to hear you [ __ ] start

talking about rats nah that might not

necessarily be true though

he might frequent that LA Fitness every

like he might have got comfortable going

there every morning he should I'm not

talking about him no no no don't listen

listen

you cannot do that in LA Fitness it's

unmasked and think that we're not gonna

find you and know who you are this is

not academics's fault that's true and if

that's act man

and I swear that clip was funny to act

finding out the news in real time when

they put the sad music behind on that

[ __ ] really look sad something happened

to one of y'all I would be sad and if

y'all just seen a clip of me in the

bathroom getting stomped out I would

assume you I would be sad and want the

perpetrators card yeah

that's true right here let me tell you

something when I see [ __ ] like that and

I'm not going to philosophical us out

because I'm here to have a good time but

when I see stuff like that it is I am

reminded that these are children at play

these are children yo that [ __ ] that

was pounding on Takashi had Graves like

me

in the new footage that came out you can

see the greatest yeah yeah that means he

got man strength and man brain I know I

know there's a community out there that

said oh we're 21 We Grown millionaire

sorry you're not

um and to the man recording it he put

his man's act name he's stupid too the

one that recorded he put the guy's app

name that did it it's a lot of nonsense

that happened just to get Takashi a lot

of nonsense you know me a lot somebody's

going to jail it's a legend that the man

that did it you know just came home and

said Legend this is all a legend it's

bad and your man is blasting his face

all over the Internet which is you know

that's his thing listen before but I

mean they went in there without masks so

they're not trying to hide

we are the ones that did it yeah

they didn't use the footage from

the LA Fitness they found the

instruments are different if you use the

footage from LA Fitness then you're good

if you find this Instagram and blast

this footage that's true but we can see

him in 4k that's different now you're

playing now it's you're walking on the

thin line a Ratatouille

and Ninja Turtle

no before anybody put a hand or a foot

on him he looks stupid as hell [ __ ]

with that Montclair on and them shorts

on on a little work I watched the [ __ ]

what's the treadmills so why are you on

the StairMaster in a mon Claire

what

what look at your man he came after

looking like a stupid in the face

yo you know what's funny about all you

[ __ ] out there that can't defend

yourselves y'all always wear something

that's grabbable body yeah

[Music]

that [ __ ] Ain't Never Been In the [ __ ]

before if I if I get a hand on any one

of them bubble coats you are going

wherever I want you to go I can't kill

the uh the attackers too much because at

the end of it it did seem to me like

they spared them

that's the other thing about you new

[ __ ] out there that can't defend

yourselves right

when they jumped me out active on the

ground

hey real [ __ ] get caught slipping

sometimes true I ain't mad at nobody

getting snuck hit jump to none of that

but I was active hey you know when you

put the bacon in the pan yeah

get the spatula hey you hear the bacon

[Music]

this might not be compelling like they

showing like how these guys

like make this like steel yeah in

practice Yeah so then when they kick you

a certain way that if you just watching

it don't look like nothing but five

seconds later they opponents it's like

yo what's up I want to do that in the

street oh if I do that in the street I'm

a legend they've been kicking the [ __ ]

to the [ __ ] phone and kick the tree down

[ __ ] be kicking a pipe

that's how you get you start talking

about sugar canes

get some [ __ ] podcast posture you

[ __ ] melon in the couch

uh what were you talking about yeah

[ __ ] don't know how to get jumped

right yeah

like I said recipes Pastor Benny

Shada Khan Almighty on my on my

brother's man y'all gotta talk to him

y'all Gotta Stay Away King tone stay

away from that keep Takashi away from

y'all he's trying to take y'all down

there's another operation going you

trying to take me down yo I got a real

job

I'm not part of no Rico I don't know

everybody

for real and I don't know him if y'all

come knocking him

[ __ ] they're knocking the right door

I don't know none of these [ __ ]

yo Takashi stop working out in the

Montclair yo you said he's not going in

and you know what I like I subscribe to

energy

so the bottom line of this is

if this was gonna happen he kept putting

it out there this was gone you asked

this was the energy that you look

sometimes you get what you what you're

looking for what you're looking for true

my mama said all the time oh yeah for

sure you want to mock the dead you want

to diss the different sex in the game

it's crazy you want to go to old block

at 3 30 in the afternoon whatever time

that was and do all of that you've been

a goof for a long time you better thank

God that this is how it ended that's

true and I'm not saying end it but you

better thank God that this is what

happened they gave him some Grace of

course what was this

and

I'm imagining not by South Beach

that's the thing about it you said about

Florida

I'll go over that bridge and it can get

different

can get it can get different and you

know what else about your stupid [ __ ]

they can't fight why you always got long

hair

[Music]

anything grabbable everything here why

are you on that boat you

you can see your man uh

at the bill at the bowling alley with um

he came back is he good he came back

with a short haircut yeah man yeah he

cut his [ __ ] off yeah but he looks

stupid

one time there's a few places that I

don't want you to whoop me in a bowling

alleys on that list the gym is in there

too though the gym is on here

the gym gets bad the hookah spot yeah

I don't want no ass whooping nowhere bro

that [ __ ] could be in a wheat field

wouldn't that I don't want to get my ass

will nobody give you bracelet what

happened to come outside like they used

to be [ __ ] like that come on oh no no no

no they don't give you girls

today they have today they have on site

the guns are outside no no not just that

to come outside it's for [ __ ] that was

experienced and fighting

oh yeah oh

now above 30 32 30. come outside

40 40 enough you might be able to walk

around the corner I don't think that

they did this in order to like that's a

respectable fight he wasn't gonna get

the respect of yo come outside no I'm

not him yeah no come on you know what

I'm saying and yo now what's going on

they got they leaked a video of the

purpose look at me they leaked the video

of the perps being let into the gym and

them [ __ ] looked like they was coming

in there for the quick beat up and we

getting out of here

they didn't flash their gym car how

about this

guy

you may be happy he can sue LA Fitness

they didn't he can he goes obviously he

could yeah because remember he said we

were with them what you mean you can't

tell me why you probably could because

them [ __ ] didn't show no membership

card you're crazy and they went to the

bank and assaulted one of the members in

LA Fitness you [ __ ] right I can

sue LA Fitness on the footage I'm not

speaking for fact I am assuming that

when you sign up for the membership that

they have left in their content this is

not their first time like somebody

getting beat up in the gym that's true

yeah it's possible that's true but I

don't know maybe there is a lawsuit we

speak to a lawyer Lisa Bloom Benny Crump

Ben Crump whatever

hey all that [ __ ] my man named Trump

and Gucci Mane lawyer get my man

when he come in it's up to you in the

government [ __ ]

no that's cool bro you need to come get

surf out

hire him [ __ ]

[Laughter]

and I hope this is what I hope I hope

that you don't get your little stupid

ass back on the Internet and try to do

your little internet save face bot

damage control he's going to but don't

of course

leave it alone leave it alone you do it

again that Jersey Club Music gonna come

on it's not over between you and me

a lot of a lot of Internet [ __ ] is

going to get caught up this is what's

happening Takashi you thought Takashi

was a vessel for a lot of [ __ ] that

sit by the keyboard the keyboard

Mobsters the mouse pad gangsters he was

the vessel now this is happening they're

showing that when you outside are you

playing on the internet you're doing

that stuff hands and feet will get and

can get put on see but I think you sign

off on that Clause when you wave off

witness protection and that's another

Trend that's going on we never talk

about the reason about the people that

talk crazy

I am talking about that because they

knew he talked crazy so they offered him

but he had enough money yeah that he

thought that I could hire my own

security I could still be outside when

you getting witness protection [ __ ]

put you somewhere in Wyoming or Arkansas

you had a career that he wanted to

understand yes but I don't know

he turned it down he said no I don't

want it he's got tattoos all over his

face

it's like to think that you have enough

money

to sustain this level of security

because listen Playing devil's advocate

if I have security 24 7. the one place I

think I could tell my guy to go get

something to eat is LA Fitness I think I

should be able to go in the gym and work

out and come out in 90 minutes not me

you better sit here and spot me in here

now one of these [ __ ] clunky with a

dumbbell get a gym in the crib dog

when you are moving like that what I'm

saying is it is up to you to identify

the places that you think your man can

take a break ain't none

no you're moving like not the gym not

the gym it's just too many randoms that

come in too many too many randoms

and [ __ ] like that yeah but you also not

to certain spots but yeah not the gym I

don't agree with the gym if you him I

don't see it yo yo yo real quick you can

bring your gun to the gym

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that would be on the list of places

where you should be able to hold

yourself down for 90 minutes yeah but my

gun is in my bag there's no metal

detector here my bag is by me wherever I

go I'm eyeing this whole [ __ ] the lights

as bright as could be if I think it's a

problem my hands in my bag now

they caught him in the bathroom

I asked y'all last week should I have a

gun in the bathroom everybody said yeah

the fans say yeah too yeah you should a

couple of y'all fans is more psycho than

us

I got a lock box in the shower with the

gun I'm like damn they're tired out

tougher than me the worst place to get

caught and get violated shot or jump is

when you're taking a shower

it happens

a lot of [ __ ] got killed like that

taking a shower you the warm water here

look at that noise

you're like damn I ain't had a little

something back there

oh [ __ ] good thing what's wrong with

that little nugget was there

[ __ ] come and end you in there while

you had the shitty dirty in the bathroom

bro [ __ ] get you in the bathroom you

know what I'd be thankful for because I

have to be thinking about this a lot I'd

be thankful that nobody's gonna know

whatever my last thoughts was when I go

don't know

[ __ ] running up

come on [ __ ] knowing his pouring

champagne you know word got the them

[ __ ] in jail find out [ __ ] fast before

us yeah because we know him before the

[ __ ] on the street he might have did

it I was just getting ready to say [ __ ]

we watch man

call come from inside yeah

I took the I took the Target off your

back and put it on somebody else back

what my problem with Takashi too is like

he I don't like crew hoppers and you

don't really see him around nobody tough

since he did that to them tough [ __ ]

like he got around the tough [ __ ] that

called him yo this is the last rack that

we checking for they got away from them

then he had the big Siberian cyborg

security [ __ ] that when he first came

home he was moving around it but then

they sued him hey he owes us money send

that money over

you are gonna lose all of those people

as that money diminishes [ __ ] them

young [ __ ] was [ __ ] with him he was

paying him to [ __ ] with him

this is the last rat that we jacking you

paying for that then all them security

the [ __ ] seeing that [ __ ] in the

first store a couple years ago this is

before he read it that [ __ ] had some

mountains with him them security [ __ ]

he had was like six eight looking like

three big ass defensive end [ __ ] that

he had with him you got to pay them now

your money gone you got to move around

here free now see where your mouth at

now um

is this is this the end of the trolls no

no no no God no I mean when Deontay

Wilder beat up The Troll that came you

know some trolls are brave they'll meet

you get the one-on-one but Takashi man

he was he was a vessel for them he was

speaking for them now look that's what

I meant

it's not the end of the trolls because

they don't believe it can happen to them

yeah exactly speaking of nonsense real

quick real quick did you see

Troy ave's music video on top of the

Court steps their hater I won I did I

did see it what in the Tom Foolery is

going on I can't believe it the man did

a video on the court steps after tax got

found guilty

is this okay

never seen that bro he performed on the

court steps isn't that illegal no I'm

laughing because I know that you

sincerely are saying is this okay

go ahead I hate that [ __ ] so I'm trying

to go ahead

of the worst part what she wasn't bad

I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm just talking about strictly musical

you can't see that box

I'm just talking historically Musical

it was

bad

you like the record I'm not gonna go

play it again but I was like oh

[ __ ] why don't we play it never no no no

no I don't I don't think I don't think I

don't think Joseph would like no so how

do you that that's not crazy that was

completely crazy do you feel like I

don't think that's crazy at all bro man

we talking about today bro they don't

have to have some standards like yo we

can't he asked me this is crazy and the

amount of [ __ ] I've seen today that

don't fall high on the crazy list do you

give a [ __ ] though I just like do you do

you think do you think that Troy

shouldn't have done that

them [ __ ] hate each other I didn't ask

that I'm I'm asking okay them [ __ ]

hate each other you walk in the line ice

I'm not walking Johnny Cash I walked a

lot I'm just asking me a question yeah

sure sorry them [ __ ] hate each other

so I'm putting myself in a place of

someone that I might hate

hate it ain't many people that I hate

true

and when you hate a [ __ ] you you

[ __ ] do celebrate their downfall okay

so I don't know is it okay though okay

to who is it okay do you do you think by

watching that like oh I didn't see it

but I'm just listening to what you're

saying I I wouldn't have done it flip

for The Listener who might not know what

the context of this is can you give a

little bit of backstory sure

um I think everybody knows already sure

you have taxed on beef and Melissa don't

know

people like me okay yeah the shooting

that happened in 2016. um Urban Plaza

Urban Plaza right yes did hear about

that it's alleged that tax shot Troy Ave

and it's alleged that tax killed he got

found guilty Troy has bodyguard and

friend Banger right and be clear he

wasn't found guilty of murder they found

him guilty of man that's a major

difference they were fighting for the

gun and it's it's a lot of [ __ ] that

happened you know they've been going

back and forth on the internet before

and interviews that's what led to it

that's what they're talking [ __ ] to each

other on Twitter essentially then Urban

Plaza tax winter Urban Plaza and

brought a gun inside alleged oh no it's

true they said and then [ __ ] went crazy

from there okay somebody lost their life

rest in peace rest in peace and peace

allegedly got punched in the face a

fight broke out and everybody fought

over the gun shots were fired Banger

lost his life rest in peace Banger other

people were injured and that's what this

is over got it as of last early in the

month

um Troy Ave took the stand against

techstone and testified in his trial so

some people felt a sort of way about

that like yo Street codes is you don't

go to court you don't testify against

your your your eye so now that tax Zone

has been found guilty on those charges

he went and cut a video on the courts I

get that part

think the record is nice

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I just said it wasn't bad you know I

read the comments a lot of [ __ ] like

that record

it wasn't bad man that's all I'm saying

I'm not saying I would do it well that's

what I'm saying I personally wouldn't do

that but

we've seen [ __ ] hate bro we've seen

[ __ ] celebrate on on a gravestone of a

[ __ ] they hate yeah we've seen this

that's why I said to me that's not crazy

it's crazy but it's not the crazy it's

not the craziest correct it's not the

craziest I've seen some wild [ __ ] from

two people that hate each other I think

the I think the court steps is worse

than the graves that's that's low-key up

there with who I smoke bro

did you see the response video today

I did okay then that was bad okay okay

then I'm gonna leave it alone that was

just all right okay leave it alone

yeah I don't like that though I'm so I'm

sorry I don't like it you don't like

what I don't like the fact that Troy Ave

did a video on top of the stairs of the

courtroom the courtroom or Courthouse

performing their head I won and disintac

stone why why when is it when has he

been a Class Act he's right why I don't

like it because that's not what that's

not how I was raised I was raised if

something happened like that expecting

to have some level of decorum after his

man was shot and he was shot at by this

dude who's yeah yes I do yeah yes

oh I expect that yes

there there's decorum in this expected

in this okay yeah you can hate my guts

you could say certain [ __ ] just not just

that that's like oh [ __ ] I hate these

conversations that's like a [ __ ] you

see him beat you beef and you seen with

his mom and his child if you have

decorum about yourself you'll let them

slide that day I see you with your mom I

see you with your child I'ma let you

live okay I'm Gonna Let You Go the next

time I catch you is on people do that

people live by these types so questions

so if y'all were in Troy Ave you know

people do the opposite too right [ __ ]

them [ __ ]

position would you have testified the

same way that he did no you wouldn't

have tested I wouldn't let that night at

that no wow hell yes

but I'm Different I wouldn't have been

I'm not a yeah I'm not I wouldn't have

been in it I wouldn't punch him in the

face

I don't do none of that

I'd have never been in that position and

Texas blonde in one eye too good point I

would have left

you you know what that you know what

that urban Urban Plaza green room look

like yeah

and it's packed in that one but you know

everybody's in there with quick with

their crew there's an exit both ways I

don't hear it but I'm not saying exit

that way and it's exit the other way I'm

not saying text let me believe it I'm

not saying that Troy had mature didn't

deserve to defend himself I'm not saying

that it was a situation but I just feel

like you know what came out of it is is

nasty first of all somebody lost their

life it's all terrible bro

I also feel like [ __ ] should be able

to retaliate from getting punched in the

face without pulling the gun out

um

see

that's true too yes and no yes it is at

what point do you get to dictate my

retaliation no of course not that's my

only thing is you might not know you

might would you have punch me in the

face said you know and I had it on me

that you just was talking about it was

two it was just two episodes ago on

snowfall where Leon came out and fought

dude at the end they both had guns on

them they threw them to the side we

gonna fight all our people is around we

know anybody can kill anybody but no

we're gonna fight and winner take all of

the town like that can happen I hate

that today like

I'm not gonna bring up King bond is a

horrible example because of many reasons

but I just hate that you can't

punch somebody in the face or get

punched in the face under certain

circumstances without someone losing

their life agreed that's all yeah but

knowing that that's my thing like and I

do think [ __ ] should be able to get

punched in the face yeah I agree I don't

want that to leave Earth true no no

you're pushing them no because it should

be I say it all it should be a death

penalty

enough they don't know what it feels

like to get stole you start stealing

[ __ ] again they're they're

settle down my thing with Detroit Ave

[ __ ] is this and this matters like take

ice for example ice clearly states yo

I'm not in those Street [ __ ] I'm not

playing by no Street rules I'm a

civilian if I know if we get go to jail

I'm telling fact he says it from rip

leaves me certain people that displayed

this certain image and they stand

allegedly on certain principles that

were that came from that so if you're a

mobster right you'd stand on what is it

low Costa Nostra principles that's what

they was brought up in

the second that you leave that

you will you're mutt I don't like I

don't like ice is the example because

huh I don't like ice as the example here

because ice wasn't making his bread and

butter in this field that's what I'm

saying and the problem in this field no

I'm sorry I'm with you yeah the problem

in this field is

these songs are acting as advertisements

for people and people are taking those

songs as real [ __ ] gotcha so now when

you flip and real life is coming in the

people are shocked but hey we heard your

song we were just talking about XYZ but

and you're there's some of the people

you're right remember it's like they're

gonna have parents well [ __ ] a dad true

but or if you see Sylvester Stallone in

the movie you don't expect for him to

just get an Uzi in one hand and start

shooting my [ __ ] up I get that we

asked a few of these rapping [ __ ] here

before I think it was 21 sound I've

asked this before and they was like yeah

but can I sell records that way

but some of these Jokers not only are

they saying this is my music they saying

I live this life yeah because they feel

they have to it's a difference bro like

something some of these [ __ ] say I

live this life and if you live this life

you gotta come yeah it's a good and a

bad word

a lot of these [ __ ] are saying I live

this life because that has to that's

what you're talking about

I have to this all has to tie together

but hold on but they don't really live

this life so my stance and never have my

stance on that is cool you could have

did a song you could have even did a

video dissing a [ __ ] for you to do it

on the courthouse steps again

goes to fam certain Street [ __ ] they

don't even want to be around a court

they I know [ __ ] that won't if police

be in the club party and they leave

they're not even talk they're not even

partying in an area where the police is

at they don't want to be associated with

no police no court no nothing and I

thought then that's that's another

reason that I want to highlight the line

is too blurry on what even authenticates

someone as a street [ __ ] today sure

because I associate it it's just like

home somebody asked me what I hope

what's a hoe decision making

Street [ __ ] decision making I would

like to Champion Troy ave's actions as a

man which is hey I see someone who has

been threatening me for years and years

I'm acting on it I'm taking a weapon I'm

handling this you don't want that result

but you want to Champion those actions

this and the doofy behavior that comes

with it is unlike anything we none of

the street [ __ ] we know would do it

but you can't you can't Champion those

actions well now when it's coming from

an idiot but we want we want it but we

we did this right all right cool I I was

beefing with a [ __ ] on the internet so

I want to get to happen I told him when

I see him it's up I followed through

with that bad things happen based on me

stealing off on them and now I'm gonna

go to court

you you had an opportunity to leave you

just said I take it back I take that

back

bingo I can't Champion that yeah because

if I'm in this if I'm in the situation

and any of my actions

to me losing my dear friend yeah

like us in front of Heaven that night

like if that goes wrong

it's not worth it the risk is not worth

you know my mother would have tore your

ass up bro

that is it yeah I can't he had an

opportunity to leave he didn't his

actions that he followed through on led

to his man passing away

get along closing

I still think you are one of the

doofiest deuce in the universe I want to

be clear and one thing I've learned from

this old debacle is all the people that

I despise win in court

yo I'm running a tally in my head all

the [ __ ] I'll be wanting to say just

go down

and I can't even say that because tax

I'm sure got

the best judgment that he could get in

that equation which is the Lesser charge

hopefully you all apply these last seven

years to whatever the sentence sentence

in April when they finally charged him

with manslaughters

okay second degree manslaughter uh he

was a felon so it was a bunch of bunch

of felons

yeah he got a bunch of charges but the

heaviest one the heaviest it was two

murder charges yeah I was a murderer and

a um attempt to murder and both of those

were not guilty

counts three four five assault in the

first degree one uh one count each for

Troy Ave and each of the other two

victims counts three a four a and five a

reckless assault only if not guilty on

the main counts count six possession of

a deadly weapon with intent to cause

serious injury count seven possession of

a deadly weapon outside of a home or

workplace

sad man sad all around rest in peace

resting

at all and that's the other reason that

that I call this [ __ ] to do for your

seduce because you dancing as if there's

a win Church

no he's in the song I won don't tell me

what he said I don't care about this

song [ __ ] him in the song

and that's on that yeah

and that's on period that's on period

pool anything else in music that's

important come on

no not yet

I mean he did he did [ __ ] it off

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come on come on shout out to Queens you

know J Cole went to Queens and he was

sort of schooling them and telling them

what they have I didn't watch the whole

thing but the things I watch you can

help me parks what I watched he was

playing the records and he was playing

again he was also encouraging them yeah

to come together and make music and

because he's been he frequent those

areas I remember when I was young I used

to see him he was around there no you

can't kind of see him all right yo stop

hating on him they say

they said it don't let Joe hate on J

Cole well stop funny you say that this

is the one topic for me that I think is

hate proof that's why I think this is

fly [ __ ] even if it ain't fly it's fly

it's flies this is hate proof you can't

hate on this salute this is J Cole yeah

and this is J Cole like I don't think

this is not a front or a farce or a

gimmick like this is true to him

speaking of hate proof though

logic wouldn't put a video with his dad

out for you and that's the end of our J

Cole problem

s

when we get props in this show it's

great for 25 seconds

any other topic we get to Yo the world

is changing

all right come on logic found his dad

yeah that's that [ __ ] in front of him

I hated that

y'all take it away Joe has nothing

negative to say about Bill you do I

support all of that there you go no no

no no you black you should be able to

save [ __ ] [ __ ]

yo find your black dad take a picture

with him

okay

yo say something about this I want you

to say something about this now you got

a DM why are you pressing me why why

he's out of line wow

uncomfortable no he's not blue he is out

of line y'all

trolling us

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he didn't look comfortable saying the

word [ __ ]

it wasn't because he's out of line he

didn't look comfortable saying that he

know he's out of line he had to show his

black father

oh

I didn't see what he's talking about but

answer flips questions why do y'all

think he had to say [ __ ] in front of

his dad

but that but that's hard to discussion

no

no because because flip said he's out of

line I'm just asking completely out of

line he had to hit the shoulders you're

losing the context

is not saying that hey you should not be

able to do that because you look white

that's not what he said he said he's out

of line and he's out of line for the

same thing I've been saying for weeks

which is how come every day you have to

tell us or do something to reinforce

that you're about being black true

is Black Dog can we play you can do

whatever you want as soon as he his dad

cringed and was like yo when keeping it

real goes wrong

yeah now he probably wasn't saying that

to or about his son but that's how I

received it

you can play box and his dad is wearing

a Vanilla Ice hoodie or another white

rapper hoodie is this it just looks old

it's just a

logic logic

you win in the headlines though cause

I've been talking about your bum ass way

too long like I don't care this much

logic this doesn't get you a win you

keep [ __ ] up we can tell you not

black you don't know how to marinate it

well or move through the grooves well

you're corny I'm with you I'm on your

black is synonymous with rhythm let's go

and you just don't seem to you're not

moving you're not moving with rhythm

you gotta become one with the wave the

ocean the frequency you not you my

brother my brother yeah and the other

thing about all this nobody would say a

word if you just drop some heat you

dropping these karaoke covers and you're

looking for black support black people

no heat

we look past a lot of transgressions

they drop heat no that is true that's

true that is true biracial people we

take and claim and invite them to the

imaginary cookout yo

Doja cat is there Drake is dead J Cole

is dead nobody looks at J Cole said hey

[ __ ] not at all why you saying [ __ ]

nobody says that he got dreads though he

looked uncomfortable saying it it didn't

look no oh man please I hated it oh

whoa logic gotta get dreads

keep it real

out of time [ __ ] you already know what

it is I'm keeping it real goes wrong and

you're in a hell of a lot of trouble

I think there's a lot of iron in there

I think logic is when keeping it real

goes wrong I think he's the description

of that here's the thing did he just

find it you know what

[ __ ] it was oh it was

wow

he knew he had to give him a [ __ ] in

there somewhere I think it said play

more yo that was a misplaced [ __ ] yo

he's just trying too hard you making the

edge tell us how you feel bro because he

grew up with some of these fights some

[ __ ] calling him white

I'm not biracials [ __ ]

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I was

I wanted y'all to expand on saying yo he

was out of line because we let a lot of

people that are biracial say the word

[ __ ] with no problem at all say it

that's true y'all expanded so I'm just

sitting there it's cool and then I'm

gonna keep that was my whole beef like

why can't I don't like when a lot of

people say [ __ ] I may be honest I'm

like I I just I just came to the

conclusion not to conclusion I did some

history research and found out that our

Latino brothers and sisters are all one

you know I mean they have some African

ancestries in those in their country

they don't blame it I

don't claim that came from being young a

Dominican person said I'm not Dominic

I'm not black kid

yeah they made the Puerto Rican Puerto

Rican so saying [ __ ]

when I when I heard it it came from a

different place you know I clearly know

where y'all get you y'all don't go to

get your roast Cambodia

disease

I was schooled about that you know we

all won and all that they broke it down

to me you know I didn't like it at first

though

we heard

that but I still didn't agree with it

until I got you know taught until they

taught me where it all come from we all

won and all that stuff but why are you

not telling our Dominican brothers

sisters to acknowledge the fact that

they have black in them I don't like

that I'm not rolling with that we all

want [ __ ] don't pick and choose when we

all want listen that's what they say I

don't roll with that because they're not

we're not we're not all one on other

matters exactly

[Applause]

let's go sit over here everything

diaspora thoughts to itself

if there's one thing this group will do

boy

oh [ __ ] yeah let me get the weekend

Groove Back

it's a dad out there get off me there's

a dad out there listening to this part

that went to the yard to make some [ __ ]

on the grill get away from his wife

catch a weekend by he went to his man

cave hey

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and he go let's go walk left

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

I don't want to take it off you yet

pause

your man our man Queen's alumni DJ Envy

was repping for his other Queen's alumni

to 50 Cent absolute yeah but when you

say things on this mic you got to be

responsible for what you say so now I'm

going to ask you

do you think that 50 Cent can beat Lil

Wayne in a versus yes oh you don't want

to lose your Queen's card either that's

all it was

oh it could be a celebratory

I don't care what you celebrating

what what

give what you're not trying what we

gonna play wobbly wobbly drop it like

that yeah

I feel you'll get your [ __ ] off go ahead

oh go ahead get your [ __ ] off

the Queens real quick yeah

right now huh basically 40.

yeah

you don't got 50 winning

you don't say nothing about 50 at all

though you don't I don't have a winner

Love Fitness

I know you love him and he's one of my

favorite not only hip-hop stories but

rappers ever there's a lot of people a

long day in the verses but Michael

Carter Jr really no

hey Mr Carter

sorry making ice mad sorry buddy I'm

reaching you're making it

you don't need to do this Envy is a is a

you're right a well-known DJ you know

very knowledgeable New York and we know

New York

I stand with Envy I'm glad you do yeah

staying with them all stand over there

and be wrong yeah yeah

I'm taking it off a flip taking it right

to my main man ish case is also on

record

saying

that Charlie Wilson is a much better

singer than Luther Vandross much like

not even to be mentioned in the same

breath so I'm throwing it to our

Lutheran connoisseur your first sleeper

was Luther and he says Luther is the

best voice cases of all time don't [ __ ]

on case acknowledges pictures are still

faded

acknowledge his point don't don't use

his career to try to start I said it

cases picture is still fake but that's a

slap don't do that don't use my slap my

[ __ ]

cases out of his [ __ ] mind

Luther Vandross Whitney Houston are in

two of my top five voices ever in life

and this is the thing I'm not

disrespecting Charlie Wilson Charlie

Wilson has a 40-year career in music and

he's the man still oh hey girl I just

think it's a bad comparison how you

doing honestly yo listen it is a bad

comparison but when you start talking

about music and voices Luther Vandross

could put babies to sleep by humming my

[ __ ] Charlie Wilson but see that I

don't want to disrespect nobody but when

you start saying this [ __ ] that K said

you damn near making me disrespect that

other person and I don't want to do that

and that's why I say it's like an unfair

this is Lauren sing better than Luther

see oh hell no see

for real

you must not you should listen to The

Gap Band no it's not that I don't listen

for voice sorry

oh my God

alive

listen to this [ __ ] come on now greatest

cover act ever see he go his [ __ ]

Charlie Wilson didn't really do them

covers like that

they they

know what

what

I'd love to shoot at Charlie man oh my

God hey

Joe style what okay stop I'm producing I

haven't even said anything

because you're trying to be one of them

you trying to muster it up and Joe stop

say it I think I have something to say

but it's very cop outy

like what I'ma say is

I'm not angry at anybody that is in

favor of either of these gentlemen in

this debate like if you tell me that

Charlie Wilson can sing Luther Vandross

under a bed I'm not mad at that if you

tell me that Luther Vandross can sing

Charlie Wilson under bed I'm not mad I

am because now you are diminishing one

of them to the point where they under

the bed

that's what that's Charlie Wilson though

I know I don't care who is I'm not gonna

say also Luther Vandross I'm not gonna

say Luther Vandross

I'm not saying I'm not talking about the

result right because that's opinion I'm

talking about stature so if there is

somebody that would look at Luther

Vandross the same way that uh Chaka Khan

just came out and said all that [ __ ]

about Legends like Charlie Wilson has

afforded himself the right to say

whatever he wants about and say that

that's the thing like you said Shaka

said that cool you can say that shocker

that's a good point in case you guys

shut the [ __ ] up

Justin you can't send jaheem under but

nothing numbers

Jersey oh

Melissa sit up straight

[ __ ] melting in the couch just a

[ __ ] pod poster in here

listen you are very well versed please

play the best Charlie records you could

find what is the best Charlie Wilson

record I don't know you should know

that's your bag yeah [ __ ] oh what about

sunshine Gap Band I don't care what you

play the place

hey Google

I don't like this but because you can't

do it as bias I was advised we're we're

being this is the definition of fair no

no I'm saying if you didn't play them

both man yeah pardon me

[Music]

like like this is Funk but try your best

not to listen to Funk songs and listen

to his voice on you drop the bomb on me

like

just Thomas singing and being able to

control your voice and then we'll leave

in case this too hey

I'm just talking about what he's able to

do with his voice vocally I got you I

don't know I don't have a ballad

anywhere in here

no you can't do that seriously it's

tough to do this with non-music people

but that's tough what he just did listen

I'm not knocking Charlie Wilson

three percent of people on the planet

that can sing at this key at that range

just effortlessly Luther's one of them

I'm just saying that for dude to make

this statement like even with that my

argument here is my same argument when

Keith Sweat was going up against Bobby

Brown and the world knows Bobby Brown in

them songs and I was saying well that's

cool but there's one [ __ ] what's the

difference Bobby Brown can't sing

all right no Bobby Brown has slaps

listen to me you talking about

somebody's skill no no no I want I'm

trying to get you all to focus on the

stature part of my argument all I was

arguing with Keith Sweat was hey Bobby

Brown the world knows him but he sweat

as the New York [ __ ] with slaps that

was watching the Boston [ __ ] come up

with this manufactured assembly belt

[ __ ] with a producer and y'all needed

all this money Keith sweaters looking at

you like yeah y'all sweet yeah all I'm

saying is

Charlie Wilson could look at Luther as a

dog come on get the [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of

here that don't mean it would be valid

or true that's the end of my two legends

I have nothing bad to say about either

one of them that's the end of my [ __ ]

and I'm not picking this hill to uh get

my ish issue yeah much better argument

than that he thought yeah

got a way to get out these type of

things sir you don't stand on those

hands not me not that one yeah now if

there's one that I think is just about

to make some real compelling content

then cool but that

you know how to jump right on you put it

on everybody else I don't know why we

have to compare them anyway yeah yeah

[Applause]

all right uh what else is great what

else is great are we done with music

well you got us your tickets

the tickets

are sitting over here jealous as well

y'all are so poor and it pains me

man I should date this date

and that's why I'ma [ __ ] these [ __ ] up

no you said you wanted to know

you know

[ __ ] you had for two years he said it

yo and I should come back around again

let's all do it [ __ ] he did yo I'm

thinking about this weekend right here

what's up

man I'm like oh nah in Vegas

after a little dinner just get dressed

baby

little sums you want gamble now I'm

gonna be gambling

[Music]

what should I do blowing

fight night we Aken

I smoked that I caught that nah

[Applause]

the fight night it's just hey that's

about it hold up hold up I can't even

get my take out with this hate beaming

from across the

with the glass

Cyclops

I could hear more Ray sounding Smart in

my head well Fight Night weaker is going

to be pretty expensive and the world is

changing

[Music]

for you you ain't gonna like Fight Night

weekend I like it

Fight Night weekend because it's gonna

be mad Urban yeah how much tickets you

got

that's what I'm talking about that's not

your that's not your bag somebody else

yeah but Fight Night weekend is gonna be

mad crowded

oh you go that's gonna be at the Usher

show [ __ ] are you going [ __ ] let me

give you some context though my last

time in Vegas let's go was during the

pandemic

nobody was there but me

and I missed some of the [ __ ] tree

this is gonna be on the 10th power I

know and then I'm gonna tell hey baby

come on let's get out of here it's going

upstairs it's a big fight but listen

where I'm going now you know my style I

don't really even the space that we can

go to the Usher show oh oh wait back to

that back to that oh

let me call my [ __ ] up who's Justin

don't even worry about it a cool guy

called him up yo

I need four

[Laughter]

Justin said four

all right I said Fight Night weekend he

said oh I see what you trying to do

you're gonna hey lady with you I see

would you let me hit you right back he

hits me back

I got floor level Row one fourth Stitch

right in the show me a picture of the

graph for the [ __ ] I pulled it up I'm

looking around

I said what I said he said hey that's

your price don't pay no mind to what the

price is that's just the price for you

and then I was a satisfied customer

Justin already had won awards from me

for this level of service then I went

back to go back but then my phone buzzed

again in my pocket

fast

then he said oh [ __ ] Justin again

he said and I just want to double check

to make sure the VIP tickets are sold

out they were sold out last time I

checked but

let me just double check for you because

I see what you're trying to do

double tap exclamation mark

yo let me just say you're such a [ __ ]

ass [ __ ] when you do that when you do

one of those signs to the text I don't

know say something like a man yo

that's me saying something right there

the thumbs up sometimes Thumbs Up Get it

that's it and the red exclamation points

ish not just the regulations the red

ones oh yeah that the red ones man I

want to [ __ ] now we're not talking about

the Emojis bro yeah we're talking about

we talking about some [ __ ] you do on the

ACT the [ __ ] they got over there y'all

ain't got that yeah it's fine but anyway

the [ __ ] when you all put it in the

group chat it ruins the group chat

it's like such and such

long story last long

VIP tickets

Fight Night weekend

my favorite spot favorite Suite

to call my travel lady she's like well

that other room you need does it have to

be the same as yours no

no Corey

a regular a regular little collection

s

the air mattress sweep was suffice

machine down the hall

did the travel lady so kind she said

does it need to be near your room no

hey hey

[Laughter]

papa

I'm getting my sexy on that week

don't bring one of your little jail

friends to the trip neither [ __ ] bring

something nice out hey

I ain't been excited in a while and this

one I'm excited about hold on let me get

back to myself now I'm hating I just

looked up the tickets I ain't gonna meet

you out there

oh yeah no they're going a little bit

shut up [ __ ] cause I looked at what the

price of the the regular Row one [ __ ]

was supposed to be this is so cheap

y'all

I don't like no [ __ ] that much [ __ ] I

got the song in my [ __ ] time

I stream yeah yeah I hear y'all now hey

well y'all shut your poor asses up and

let this play for us

mute the [ __ ] up I don't want to hear

poverty when this is on all right

[ __ ]

talk to me and my girl Usher

oh my God I'm gonna see the fight [ __ ]

it you guys to the fight yo yo I don't

want to hear y'all poor voices while

this music is on

oh my God I'm putting a complaint nah

that's when I turn to the side look my

baby in the eyes long gays tongue kiss

PDA

I'm so corny and if she was a real [ __ ]

she'd find something to fly out there

with us now

ah

let me turn this off cause my girlfriend

ain't bad though all right hold on oh

but wait now I'm talking about Usher

I forgot that I'm in my spring bag

Monday Monday

at njpac

oh my God yo why y'all play with Joe

hey

let me know how the Brent fires show

went at some other time all right I'm

going where the musicians is at

oh my God come on man Monday njpac Jill

Scott

20-year anniversary of some [ __ ] who is

Jill Scott the album in full

come on man

[Music]

what else you made Jill great

shout out to this rich [ __ ] to the

right of me oh my gosh shout out to the

rich [ __ ] to write to me looked up the

tickets and proceeded about to purchase

this I just saw you yo no to your [ __ ]

no yeah

we could be making the game thing [ __ ]

flip ass you can make it again

[Applause]

you should have purchased one for me for

the fight or something I'm saying I'm

not third well [ __ ] I'm not well I'm

not going to fight [ __ ] purchase me a

fight ticket

you bringing sexy back yeah yeah I ain't

gonna lie

buy me a ticket for the fight so I'm

gonna have to text the team all right

wait wait let me see

I'm hyped though

I might that's what's up listen I'm not

letting my my complacent friends keep me

stagnant at this time longer yeah y'all

don't want to live life and take trips

and eat together at nice places show up

to customs together as the doofy group

of five yeah

if y'all don't want to do corny [ __ ]

like that

with the mean ass custom next up and

it's seven arms

oh right at the luxury at the resort

that [ __ ] feels so awkward

oh man and wait before we move on I left

out the most important part of all of

that Usher conversation which is

I will be off of work

April 21st

for you guys out there that's the 22nd I

will not be present

now now what these gentlemen and ladies

want to do with the day I'll leave that

for them to decide they all can get in

here when I'm not here no we can't they

can yes you can oh yes you can but

Erickson got you we lit he's dead lit

and all that [ __ ] Erickson got you it's

litany the guy he's trying to take a

trip ah hater

I've seen the prices I'm cool hated kids

hater [ __ ] have hated kids don't be a

hater if you don't want to hate a kid

what's up ishman we can bring the Splash

Brothers back one little weekend I'll

bring the misses out Bring Mel out too

oh [ __ ]

I like that look

she don't care

I'm used to third Wheeling it no I'm not

in that way

oh my God

this is the endless [ __ ] like [ __ ] be

really hyping you so man I got you your

numbers up bro in the streets like we

know you cool but it's like she got you

up she got you up

hey

hey this will come on if you're trying

to flipmail

this one dancing was cool just bringing

a lady man

I have Parks one-liners sometimes fine

uh what else is unimportant Lori Harvey

damson yeah there's the rumors that they

broke up three months in oh wow we told

you it was hyper huh she can do whatever

she wants she's living life

no

no I look crazy what that she broke up

with him we don't first of all we don't

know if it's true we're just sitting

here like speculating on we don't know

they was ever together what's her real

last name again I have full respect

and respect on that family

that's the way you holding that you

holding the hate

from her hours later yo that's Chris a

nasty hate

this rumor is true but we're not CNN so

who cares you could you could part about

fake news as long as you know that it's

fake news now I'd like to have some fun

with this because even if it's fake I

stand in it becoming real very soon I

told you all that months ago I'm not

leaving that history is bound to repeat

itself this girl is a Savage among

Savages and this poor innocent little

London man don't stand a chance I told

y'all when it first broke

and we had what episode

oh six I think it's six six and it's air

in a snowfall this is right around the

time when all right I could distance

left yeah it's coming that's all it's

coming she's getting away from him and

it's summertime oh yeah series is up in

the summertime oh yeah I'm up too [ __ ]

what you doing next oh you don't know

yet well I mean he's in swarm right now

20 minutes he said he was in there for

all of us like 45.

okay and guess what this honeybee is

Melissa [ __ ] out of here and Melissa

Ford loses pod points as our TV person

she does what as our TV person it was

your responsibility to tell the rest of

us that swarm is a uh Obama production

okay so no

she was part of the writing team it's