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why are you the best dressed Potter the

last few months I'm not the best dressed

Potter jokes is your girl laying out

your pod outfits

this is not your work my Manifest this

is my work someone's helping me hey yes

tomorrow I'm gonna coordinate the purple

cause I've never seen you in 15 years

even wear this color scheme black and

orange that's the Michael Keaton [ __ ]

you've been wearing pinks and purples

now you want an orange and black

[Laughter]

you see him as long as I got a witness

I'm in such a great mood so happy to see

everyone here how y'all feeling y'all

feeling good yeah it's great oh man did

you make the Jill Scott concert last

night I did and we'll speak about it

after we speak about who you do and

don't follow on Instagram

a guy named Chef Patrick he says what up

Chef Patrick damn he put a lot of M's

and ends she don't even follow you bro

call out next episode please boom so my

thing is that you know you DM me and

said I text you a picture and I posted

the picture right but I didn't I didn't

oh yeah I saw that I was curious

because you don't follow people oh sure

so we good we don't need you to follow

what I'm gonna do is that I'm taking all

your picture she followed you you didn't

follow me so yeah oh my God oh my God I

got more followers than you Mel you got

hired with flipping didn't follow you

[ __ ] I kind of could guess why you

don't follow this

I'm checking no parks

cold world but wait did you all follow

me yeah yes probably all of us I did not

you did not but you're the one sitting

here I'm gonna tell you why you see when

people come off their high horse like

like mail they still have the same

behavior but not follow [ __ ]

really yeah oh how you doing man what's

up buddy

just like a picture like all your

pictures but don't follow I know that

trick that means

Hollywood technique

what does that mean

y'all my homies but I'm M4 yeah yeah you

know that is

you can't stop me from acknowledging the

two more people she follow Action

Bronson my brother

McCarty you follow Freddy P what from

the band

actually don't know who that is

[Laughter]

I can't do this what's wrong

I don't know right

yeah

I don't know what it is now I have to

stop following them

just you [ __ ] your best friend by

Saturday

talk to him stay in the masculine level

you let your woman stay in the family

room she gets to vent and download to

you you go talk to the goddamn tree

from your woman with an immediate family

member dying or when you break both arms

and then you can only cry for about

three seconds man the [ __ ] up

look yourself in the mirror

[Applause]

rest in peace Kev I miss you I'm still

in my Springtime bag reporting live from

New Jersey

[ __ ] out to the real [ __ ] and the

Beautiful Women listening I couldn't do

this without y'all how do you cut that

off that [ __ ] is so great

from people

[ __ ] you [ __ ] these things from people

and I could have just sat on in with

NASA and been like oh yeah I'm white

that's all good don't worry [ __ ] that

are you kidding me no and my blood is

the slave and the master that's like

that white people's treating me like

[ __ ] and be like [ __ ] you that I've

heard these things from people listen

what just happened I played that logic

clip because I want to start with

something that's very important and I

don't want to make it racy this is my

surprise topic to you guys I know we do

pre-production it's a lot of good stuff

on the board that we got to get to

but do y'all know slash is black yeah

yeah I did not know that until yeah

that's black and Jewish if I'm not

mistaken who the [ __ ] is slash guitar

player games with the hair yeah yeah

yeah dog I kind of just [ __ ] my whole

Channel

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he don't look white without all that

[ __ ] on him no they don't look white

when you start when we they pulled up

they that's why I love these new kids

out here they'll find your old pictures

they found slash old pictures with the

afro

and a big nose

you never saw his face when in in the

videos because he had the hair in front

of his face all the time and the hat and

the glasses like that's all you saw you

never saw his face I know but why I

don't know I guess he was trying to

avoid this com you know this kind of

conversation about him yeah I hate them

but they have let us know that [ __ ]

slash was black they could have you

heard them guitar toes right

uh that should have gave it away anyway

how y'all doing man what's up hold up

hold up [ __ ] we number one don't come

here trying to play like that number one

number

one all right

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we're taking a big wet diarrhea [ __ ] on

you [ __ ] [ __ ] number one jbp

bionic six

we

've been nobody I was about to tell them

yeah no I saw it [ __ ] I wanted to be

acknowledged while I'm up here

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you know they're going to know they tell

you it's like they tell the football

players man you just hand them all back

to the referee though

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you're absolutely right flip thank you

that's all I wanted to say we are number

one

and number four

and I was number two

thank you that's all I want to say again

we feel good though how y'all doing man

feeling great what's up how y'all doing

how y'all feeling amazing how was your

weekends oh yeah it's great yeah come on

give me something give it to me my girl

got me on iced coffee now I'm late I'm

late all right

dangerous so you chugged that [ __ ] this

[ __ ] is a dope you

this [ __ ] is nice this [ __ ] is Pretty

Fly nice coffee gang not the Starbucks

[ __ ] now I went in the fridge and chefed

it up

we got him you did it yourself and yeah

oh it's good it is good I never did that

no this [ __ ] was all right I ain't gonna

lie to you how'd you do it yourself what

was your Technique

what do you mean how you just a couple

different ways okay you did the cold

brew [ __ ] or you just yeah yeah cold

brew yeah cold brew whatever that [ __ ]

is and and in the fridge I took a

picture of it

that [ __ ] is cracked strength crack

it's cracking it and it and it don't

taste the same without a straw no it

does not you need this stuff I'm sorry

I'm sorry I never thought they don't

it's true it's a good point it does not

absolutely if I take this thing out of

this thing

my only problem is coffee is I'll just

chug the whole [ __ ]

we never got to the bottom of [ __ ] like

why the uh grape soda tastes better in

the can like no [ __ ] I don't think I've

ever had in plastic

been making a plastic I know they do but

I don't think I ever had it like that

I think it's something to do with like

the aluminum taste to be a little bit of

that aluminum in there yeah you're

drinking poisoning

Mel you had a great weekend you went

fishing right

on your Instagram

look like you went fishing catch it

catch any [ __ ] you catch anything uh

my phone blew up flounder

yeah yeah she was fishing oh man boy was

she fishing you know I mean I don't I

might have had a little something to

drink and just thought that it was a

good idea to post what I posted

what'd you post for the people that

missed it

um and then we'll move on well you know

summertime is coming

um you know like feels like summer you

just played the song and um I just

decided to let everybody know that using

SPF is a really good idea and so I uh

[Laughter]

foreign

with the banana boat people or something

and you know listen what do you pocket

watching me right now

[ __ ] blushing too

a little bit a little bit all right all

right hey yo you [ __ ] laughing in the

back

pardon to get to a lot of potting to get

to unfortunately or that's not true

fortunately for all of us

I will not be participating in this very

first segment yeah

if you guessed it I hey internet y'all

have learned me I know when to shut my

black ass

I know in my opinion it's not even

needed

so this next domestic violence topic

I'm gonna toss right over to my bionic

bionic fight

see this is why five Mike says oh it's

nice so what y'all think

okay well over the weekend

um Jonathan Majors uh was arrested for a

domestic dispute

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um yeah

she didn't even want to write it down on

the board yeah

I forgot she forgot I guess the biggest

news story was a mega star and you

forgot I know

exactly so it was a huge story

um his lawyers have already released a

statement basically saying that they

categorically deny everything so you get

invited to the damage control before we

even undo this before

all right yeah so he was accused of

um

how does the story go okay so he was

basically checking his phone and the

girl that was with him are we is that

them in the back no come on we listen

his girlfriend his girlfriend but they

keep referring to him as just a female

that was with him they are not referring

to her as her as his girlfriend and

they're also not naming her which I find

really really interesting her name has

not been released at all unless I missed

something so she's looking over his

shoulder at his phone apparently she's

not him texting another woman and some

kind of altercation ensues and she ended

up with injuries to her neck and to her

face I believe there's an alleged

strangulation yeah there's alleged

strangulation cell phones will [ __ ] your

cheeks up

so

um already the repercussions of this

charge are that he was doing

um ads for the US Army yeah they've

taken all of those ads during the March

Madness I said your dog enough with this

NPR [ __ ] yeah yeah sorry give me the

black and Parks version of what is going

on here I don't care about you using

words that nobody used when they told me

I was hitting people like this is being

handled differently yeah and I just want

you all to address you what's inside the

Disney

have Marvel on the hook

man they went and got Olivia Pope to

come in here and clean this [ __ ] up

mopped it right on up Mickey Mouse

quick at this point and also she's

apparently recanted her statement she

did um

you guys think it's a Payday yes Amnesia

okay have you watched Scandal before

actually no I never watched an episode

of Scandal that's all right you've seen

you've never watched Scandal I know

right kind of shocked at that that's

weird why because I'm a black woman that

didn't watch scams no because you

watched you all the teachers

but sometimes some of them slip through

the [ __ ] cracks there's so much

Olivia ball

just to show I don't have a problem with

Olivia Pope AKA Carrie Washington I

watch little fires everywhere several

times I love that exactly it was fine

okay okay well back to this little fire

right here

so you guys are basically saying that

she got paid a bag to recant the

statement that he actually did beat her

ass I don't know if she got paid a bag

I'm saying somebody came in and cleaned

this [ __ ] up

I've seen John Wick when the [ __ ]

leave the gold quarters right there and

the cleaners come through yeah all right

that's what happened that's what

happened cancel culture is upset listen

to 14 hours within within 48 Hours it

was clean it's not clean it's still

everybody they had to recant they're

canceled

the cancellation was recanted yes yeah

everybody was on his ass and then with

the fourth I counted on Twitter

the stop clock I wanted to get at you

for your thirstiness I counted on

Twitter at a time and I knew you was

going to Pander on this subject yeah the

[ __ ] choked this [ __ ] what do you got

to say choke them wow what do you got to

say wow okay public opinion what do you

have to say about him choking his

girlfriend for looking through his phone

I'm saying that were you there we gotta

we got

supposed to always believe women are we

ladies and gentlemen

listen let me tell you something okay

there is no way in [ __ ] that that is a

fact no I'm sorry you can't you don't

think there's a way in which that's a

fact possible how do you think the news

came out you may always believe women

that's what I'm talking about do women

do women lob false allegations at men

absolutely

did a bunch did a bunch of like you know

women whose stories didn't line up with

whatever the f listen I don't know we

weren't there and all I know is he's

being judged in a court of public

opinion before anything else can happen

like everybody knows everybody else oh

my God yeah like everybody well if we

look at the um other Marvel character

Ezra Miller who plays The Flash yeah

that's DC okay sorry okay very difficult

no but

still the amount the same amount of

investment put into this character

here's the here's the difference is that

Ezra Miller has a different skin tone

and he has a [ __ ] ton of like

accusations for assault and stuff like

that they just sweep it right under the

rug the comparison is

yeah that's what I'm talking about is

the way that the media has treated this

and the and the losses that he's already

um experiencing that's what I'm talking

about is like he's already been judged

by the court of public opinion well I'm

a comic book head you have to explain to

me who Ezra Miller is The Flash I know

yeah nobody know that you sat up here

two weeks ago and told us Jonathan

Majors is a major star a mega star is

what you said three weeks ago so

therefore Ezra whoever the [ __ ] and

Jonathan major shouldn't get the same

press

but they are like they just came off of

creed three four whatever the [ __ ]

number movie it was he came off of

Ant-Man he's the other movie where he

fly in the planes and all that other

[ __ ] the [ __ ] are up and coming

starting you're not gonna compare him to

some [ __ ] thing I'm not comparing

what I'm saying is how the media treats

people how the media treats white and

black

Superstars

both things can be true at the same time

both of what we're saying can be true at

the exact same time studying a square

man stand on it or it could just be a

lot of green behind this one who

controls

The Narrative and we got so much

invested in him that

we're not letting that fall we can't let

that fall we got to fix that a black

star chokes a white lady he's getting

persecuted this [ __ ] that [ __ ] got

swept away in three days

the bag the bag is at play okay I I

don't

I'm not disagreeing with that

with that and I don't think it has

anything to do with him being black

yeah I agree I don't think in this

particular instance it has nothing to do

with him being black

okay that's

I want you to be here

I'm trying to pierce your mind yo to see

what your opinion lies

you can't objectively give your opinion

no no please don't not in there let's

just let's it's not we good

okay I'm I'm upset that

like y'all been on there for about 10

minutes and still ain't get to it

I don't know what you referring to I

wish all how much are all people that

have been accused of domestic violence

could get the grace and mercy of such an

educated and nuanced conversation that

you guys are having right talk about it

it's beautiful what you guys are doing

when they do no [ __ ] but I'm just

saying as far as the media coverage goes

they've already damn near exonerated him

with everybody else they would have

dragged that [ __ ] through the coals and

they keep saying you'll see when the

video come out we ain't seen a video yet

but they've already done changed the

entire narrative now

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we didn't this wasn't an instance first

off

you don't usually get the less wait till

we get the facts let's start there you

don't get that conversation that is true

it is not wait until you get the facts I

saw that Michael Irvin didn't have that

privilege nope

and he was exonerated yeah that wasn't

even and they could have went

immediately to a video immediately to a

video he didn't get that privilege

but I wanna

make the difference yeah one is assault

and one was harassment and they are

handled differently yeah cool so one

should have been easier to

uncover what really took place

in the harassment [ __ ] in my opinion I'm

not a law professional it should have

been easier to undercut

find out what took place in the Michael

Irvin [ __ ] because then it turns into

what he said she said unless the video

has sound then no that that would

probably you could read body language

and demeanor and I saw the video with

Michael Irvin and that lady did not look

uncomfortable at all she did back at him

she said some [ __ ] when she walked away

she was kicking her foot they was key

Kian if somebody's being disrespectful

to you you immediately get the [ __ ] out

of Dodge

why are you doing that

I will God do not be biased I'm not

being biased you are you are somebody on

this part that is supposed to stand on

principal and morals you cannot forgive

Jonathan major for choking a [ __ ]

better say Michael Irvin you're

questioning you're questioning the

conversation I'm not I'm not I'm just

I'm not it's not right come on you're

very powerful your voice is powerful I'm

not questioning the white [ __ ] lie on

Michael Irvin I'm not questioning that

I'm not questioning that we were just

making the distinction between

harassment and assault and the

difficulty in proving one over over the

years in the flash right

but you said um come on man you're

better than that okay look all right

there's Rumble there's a rumbling that

Jonathan majors has a history he was

rumbling all right that there's there

are there's like you know Whispers that

he has a history and all of this is

coming out now

you know

I'm like [ __ ] god like a lot of [ __ ]

comes out when you do something when

something a lot of things of your past

always come out when you do something

when you become a star you do something

in front of people you get dirty clothes

dirt come out when you're a star no

matter if you're black or white and all

your whole history come up the [ __ ] you

slapped in the fourth grade she comes

out of nowhere with a black guy okay so

question should we not be offering him

any level of wait and see oh see my

problems let me ask you a question let

me ask you a question let me answer your

question why we got to offer it to him

and we don't offer it to nobody else

accusation come out against anybody else

they power right on

this is that but I'm not disagreeing

with you either that's why I don't like

that I don't like that part right there

when you're saying let's offer him Grace

you already

know but not seriously though why why is

it he gets disgraced I'm not because Mel

think he got nice pecks [ __ ]

let me say it for men let me say

everybody let me say it for now listen

that abuser can act

smack me down

oh man

oh

man hey wait wait wait wait come on I'll

jump back in real quick because I asked

I asked the uncomfortable question a few

weeks ago and it was hey

all you [ __ ] fugazi moral police out

there right like you guys just

pick these imaginary Hills

to fight on and I brought up the Uber

example where hey we love Uber

them Uber [ __ ] were sexually harassing

sexually abusing sexually everything to

every girl that passed through that

building but we all love Uber

do you make that trade I asked that and

it got uncomfortable

but it's a reality so here we are with

that reality is slapping you in the face

this [ __ ] choked this [ __ ] up

allegedly let me read this to you see

because sometimes you need somebody

that's got accused of these things to

break this stuff down

you're gonna read between the lines for

us okay come on listen it's real easy

yeah the lawyer said all the evidence

proves that Mr Majors is entirely

innocent and did not assault her

whatsoever period stop right there

lawyer man

save the [ __ ] that mean evidence don't

that means just don't happen what does

that mean that means absolutely nothing

but cool let's continue unfortunately

this incident came about because this

woman was having an emotional crisis

how can I even pilot lawyer

same

he ain't saying nothing different hey

this is how this stuff comes up

she's acting different today it's a

little emotional let's continue

for which he was taken to a hospital

yesterday that's Marvel money right

there stop see because us [ __ ] in the

hood don't know what certain stuff mean

until you get enough money to learn that

sometimes an apology is admittance and

hospital records prove certain things

and take pictures of the you she went to

the hospital oh y'all clean that up

quick she did everything that Ray Rice

wife tried to do but we saw a video

see because after the violent or heated

tense moment passes cooler heads prevail

and then you're like oh oh [ __ ] we love

each other we're not leaving each other

and we don't wanna [ __ ] this up [ __ ] I

can't [ __ ] up I don't want to take back

my G wagon come on yeah it was a

misunderstanding look let me keep going

the NYPD is required to make an arrest

in these situations hey

that's true

same

but that's where it goes wrong

hey some of them times I called the cops

hey she wowing over here now when they

get there if she says hey this is what

went on he roughed me up you're going to

jail

and then she is going to go in the back

and write that big paragraph where all

the fouls should be written they're

gonna go in the back and add on to that

all the details cops gonna ask every

question in the world and that's what's

made public record

before you ever get to a defense that's

what they do in New York

I went through that in New York and New

Jersey

because when I went New York they didn't

do that they said yo if you don't have

broken skin or bruise there's nothing we

could do sir oh no that ain't

um look the NYPD is required to make the

rest of these situations and this is the

only reason Mr Majors was arrested we

expect these charges to be dropped so

well yeah

because if she didn't have marks they

wouldn't have locked him up she had

marks in New York that's what I'm saying

now she did have marks all right so now

I don't know if this happened there's a

one report that says it happened in the

back of the taxi one report said it

happened in the crib

I don't know where this happened at yeah

there's there's both but I've heard that

they were in a car at the time that it

was happening

I'm not with the see that's the thing

y'all are saying that Marvel money is

cleaning this up and y'all are

absolutely right damage control is being

done they stepped on this [ __ ] this [ __ ]

is gone if there's a such thing as it

being gone because once you kind of say

it that's yeah it is it lives now like

it exists you can still step on it I'm

not with no they listen they've done a

finer job than I've ever seen yeah and

I'm just being stepping and this fast

but y'all raised a great Point like

how many more ant-mans is this [ __ ]

written in already how many bam the next

three three at least three years of the

MCU are on his shoulders he got a few

billion dollars riding on riding on his

back yeah so it makes sense that they

would step on it you can't cancel them

now with so much money

well now being tied into him I'm not

going to put no stock into all the old

people popping up saying he beat my ass

I don't know nothing about that like if

you provide proof cool but I don't want

this hate train to start yeah I don't

like that because that's the other thing

that's about this sensitive topic once

one person says it it kind of makes it

okay for other people to say it and

without due diligence being done so I

don't want to do that but uh

in my head I could pretty much imagine

how that morning went for them though

like you could just read the details and

see how little text come through

actually that's the other part to make

me mad I'm not talking no more about

this [ __ ] I'm not talking about this

[ __ ] okay knowing that you guys you have

a snatching new phone that listen you

took I was literally about to ask you

guys this knowing that you guys have

dated women with tempers who probably

put their hands on you first I'm talking

about your history of dating okay so

don't like split hairs with me right now

knowing that the uh quote unquote the

assault or the altercation or whatever

the case is could have been started by

your your significant other and in an

attempt to restrain and stop what's

going on

[ __ ] happens you know what I mean are

you not reading that

through these lines

is that not an it's possible is it I was

gonna say is that not a possibility

absolutely

in this particular situation do we

really

huh nothing look listen to this one I

didn't read that

happens a lot of times I know it happens

a lot because because I've been the

instigator

and the dude suffers

99 of the times and I am not disagreeing

with you there I'm not disagreeing with

you there I I'm just not this is where

it gets tricky let me ask you okay and

I'm just being speculative speculative

right now

if he is what

in the worst case scenario if he is what

these allegations say he is

she don't want to leave them so how does

the public handle that that part

she's going to get roasted

in the media first of all what's amazing

I'm going to say it again what's amazing

to me is the fact that we do not know we

don't know what the [ __ ] she is and it's

been a weekend of non-stop coverage and

her name has never been printed and I am

[ __ ] shocked I'm not

it shouldn't be shocked at all why first

of all I mean you want to protect

victims

that's one but a lot of times that the

protection does not it just would

continue in this media somebody would

have leaked it at this point A lot of

times well in my ghetto fight version of

this story a lot of times the woman

that's saying these things wants to be

heard and seen two

good point

that's a good point

but the media in today's day they will

go find out who who she is

cops were called at 11 12 a.m to the

Chelsea area and the dog if we get it

popping in this Penthouse up here sure

that's a good point

the cop is going to know and it's

entirely and it's the fact that it was

in Chelsea it's entirely possible that

she didn't call the cops it's entirely

possible that the neighbors did it

happen I heard that report today

somebody else called that could be

better that could be Olivia Pope spin

but it don't matter who called it don't

matter though they were called they came

that's not even a relevant point to this

if they were called

and they show up and the story is the

story when they get when they get there

both of y'all got to be like nice

straight yep yeah it's straight we got

it go if your stories are conflicting

when they put y'all in no separate

Corners it's gonna be bad for normally

the guy

and that's the thing that is hard you

never read these things when they come

out on the internet police are being

called to a couple at odds

like

yeah in those instances one or two

people were probably really really

emotional they probably ain't all the

way together right now they're probably

not aligned

that's the thing that and I'm Gonna

Leave This

because we don't know what happened here

but a lot of men were late to I'm

talking about the men wrongly accused

now not talking about the [ __ ] that

are beating up [ __ ] a lot of men were

late to realize the weapon that

that was for women like that that legal

system

restraining order it's it was a weapon

it is it was a weapon in 2011 when

people were saying what they were saying

about me I was like man that ain't true

[ __ ] out of here and I just went on

about my business I ain't know that it

was it was a thing

thank God I was broke

[ __ ]

they would have had myself huh we're

seeing it more today

no you see it every week there athletes

everywhere yeah like yo if you break up

with me I'm just be like yo yeah today

and then the bad part is you gotta kinda

not the bad part you have to take the

women for their word that's not the bad

part you have to take them for the word

because this [ __ ] happened so much in

our culture that now you gotta weigh it

you know what I mean like you ought to

weigh it and that's a bad thing it's a

real bad place for even for the cops to

be in it's a bad spot

because they don't really know who to

believe unless it's some obvious

physical evidence

dog what did Creed 3 do opening week 100

million yeah 100 million sorry little

white girl

I'm sorry baby

I don't make the rules so don't try to

cancel me I would have his ass I didn't

love greed

and I didn't see it man or that other

what's the other little black slave 12

Years a Slave [ __ ] he did

you better not have been running around

beating [ __ ] up looking like that

crazy

I might have a flashback I'm not playing

outstanding so y'all get happy

I had a couple of jokes I'm gonna keep

my joke abusing [ __ ]

[Music]

smell heartbroken no she not no she's

not she giving them Grace yeah

you brought up some [ __ ] named Eric

Fletcher Fletcher The Flash oh Ezra Ezra

Miller who'd have fun never heard that

name before in my life okay

if you show them to me I won't retain it

what I was basically saying about Ezra

Miller is the coverage and the

accusations leveled against Jonathan

Miller in comparison it was that was the

black and white

a lot of [ __ ] kissing people in the

streets of people all type of crazy [ __ ]

assaults uh she's right about Ezra

Miller yeah not the comparison is wrong

how because the levels of their stardom

are different hold on wait the amount of

invest the amount of money invested into

their careers by Massive corporations

that is what I'm referring

you're actually proving my point the

fact that you guys don't know [ __ ] about

Ezra Miller is the fact that they have

done their job of sweeping all history

under the rug he's [ __ ] mad at me

what happened to be wrong if you're all

going to have it okay let me explain

third string cornerback

gets accused of some [ __ ] Peyton Manning

get accused of some [ __ ]

[ __ ] the coverage is going to be

different because one is Peyton Manning

and one is a third string quarterback

that nobody knows his [ __ ] name why

do you think DC characters are not as

popular because Marvel budgets are Huger

Marvel's movies have been way way way

bigger it's not even on the same [ __ ]

scale

watch this tell me the black [ __ ] to

play cyborg

that's my point

the black dude that played Cyborg tell

me his name I just told you I don't know

his name no that's my point probably the

same black [ __ ] from Star Trek

yeah

I didn't say I didn't know either

it's levels to the [ __ ] so when you are

a superstar you're gonna get 10 times

more coverage than some

Jonathan Majors is a superstar now

everybody

100 million dollar movie two weeks ago

he's on front stage he's on every

[ __ ] thing he's been on Good Morning

America he's been on every [ __ ]

platform in the world no I get it my

whole point was the coverage you don't

know about it because it's been swept

under the rug and his his arrest was

everywhere we could agree today and they

put them after they put a lot of money

put a lot of money

how much money

yeah

look at what Marvel's movies have made

hey this is a moot point yeah it just

has nothing to do they arguing it like

it yeah it should keep going but they

can that's but I know we should move on

for the audiences yeah yeah yeah

hey Google

but I just want to close that with

you're saying that was everywhere and

this is my first time hearing it

whatever happened with Ezra Miller I

don't know I'm not aware of him the

story The the crimes I don't know okay

and you're saying it was everywhere and

I think that's speaking to the

difference that they told me yes yes

that's it yes that's it but I'm ignorant

too

oh come on what else we got success hey

am I gonna get in trouble for something

I said in that segment because I wasn't

supposed to talk in that segment no I

think that was cool they're gonna tear

me up anyway yeah don't worry about it

you're you're getting killed regardless

but they could suck my dick oh man all

right I got some news to report from

[ __ ] sources

I don't know if it's true they'll be the

best though I like the news that I don't

know if it's true or not now

they saying that them [ __ ] dicks

Brothers is on some [ __ ] and they're

conspiring for Stefan Diggs to end up on

the Cowboys before the season start they

say the mom didn't posted some [ __ ] good

they doing some family [ __ ] break up

the films

what yes yes give me some season tickets

yo you're crazy that's altering that

changes

a lot not CD and [ __ ] dude you can't

stop CD one-on-one oh man

I'm with you let me know if you need

some I [ __ ] with Cooper Rush yo me too

that was my Mike White Junior

Garoppolo Jr he might have he might

perform better than Mike Rush consistent

more consistently Mike why Mike why I'm

sorry

uh what else what else what else what

else what else let's see Jonathan Majors

what's over there Trump I mean we're at

court we were just talking about

quarterbacks you wanna do Lamar Jackson

real quick while we're here

what is there to do I mean he requested

a trade it's really not that much to

Deep dive and unpack they they swept

that under the Rope well he nobody knew

he didn't want to do did he put it on

Twitter yeah he put it on Twitter that

said hey back on March 2nd

now he did that he did that very in

smart he did to break up the uh coaches

meeting and owner's meetings that are

happening right now because he knew they

were going to go in there and do their

little press [ __ ] and he came out

and said nah I want out of here you know

what happens he don't have an agent so

that's typically the age of publicist

games that they play yep he don't have

an agent and so now he can't he got to

leak his own [ __ ] that's smart though

I'm not mad at that you get what I'm

saying so he asked for a trade a month

ago nobody said nothing teams ain't

gonna say he asked for a trade typically

your agent will

you know what I'm saying but he don't

have that so now he had to make it

public a month he's doing his opr show

not bad at him somebody predict How This

Ends for me because I don't care about

the battle with the organization that's

been ongoing and is a long time until uh

September when about to be April I think

they're going to trade like I don't have

time for the shenanigans I think he I

think he's um playing a dangerous game

yeah a front runner I've heard I've

heard uh Milana Meek is out here trying

to get more patriots my favorite story

in the world right now

yo can we Meek Mill should be in the

Hall of Fame somewhere absolutely

absolutely I'm with you this guy is

amazing he really is he's everywhere

Meek Mill is texting Robert Kraft like

Webb text me

he texted Robert Kraft and Robert Kraft

is responding publicly

it's not just one-sided yeah me talking

some [ __ ] on Twitter or something like

that remember crafts like yo Meek Mill

hit me up and actually I'll be able to

talk to Bill

yeah we gotta see what Bill's going to

say about that I don't know if that's

his coaching Style

they ought to have the billionaire

Robert Craft in your left pocket that's

kind of fly I won't call that left

pocket but to get a text back is blocked

yeah

uh I'm hearing that this could be a nice

Plan B for the Jets too yeah I heard

that too I guess at least it gets some

leverage in the negotiation for the pan

right for sure

I would like to see him in uh

I like Indianapolis or Tennessee anytime

these athletes start hanging with a

little baby their career just Torpedoes

down to drink oh man this guy yeah

oh

look at his face

I think I think he playing a dangerous

game

what's the dangerous game I think the

dangerous game is the good old boys will

get together and have a conversation

and he's valuable now but I think the

good old boys if they want to hear

Kaepernick and there's also a couple

there's also a couple uh the good old

boys quote unquote that don't really

[ __ ] with the good old boys like Jim

Mercy in Indianapolis like bills they'll

be like [ __ ] Y'all he's a good football

player we're bringing him no you're

right he didn't do nothing crazy like

come over here if they did that for

Deshawn then they'll do that for for for

uh if Danny dimes got 40 million they

need to they need to handle this yeah

they need to get like I don't know

nothing about nothing but I know that if

Danny dimes has 40 million dollars Lamar

Jackson 50. they need to put a Brinks

truck in his living room yeah yeah man

Danny you're right thank you Richard so

I like you said how do I say it playing

out though do you see him going

I think he'll get picked up I don't know

if he's gonna get picked up at the

number you want he's an injury he's

an injury risk

this is what I've been saying I agree

with you

I'm not paying him all that guaranteed

man I think he just don't go fit in any

offense that you throw him in I think

you're wrong about both of those things

actually

I think someone will go I think Jim or

say are one of these dudes that don't

give a [ __ ] and just wants to win we'll

go out there and give him whatever he

wants yeah but now you got to revamp you

gotta you gotta change your whole office

to completely disagree with that too I

think he can run any type of offense he

has this particular skill set and he's

better suited if you have a good running

game a good offensive line and that type

of thing but I think he's capable of

running any offense he's capable of

making all these teams with no

quarterback a better team like I agree

with that yeah

of course

that was awesome come on what else is

unimportant

well y'all don't want media I got a

bunch of [ __ ] written down here I

love [ __ ]

all right let's stay with sports now and

this is why I don't like doing sports

earlier because all right brownie

brownie brownie in the dunk contest

Ronnie was in the McDonald's dunk

contest and he's a kid so I ain't going

[ __ ] on him

and he impressed

like he impressed the people there

but I know the button is somewhere go

ahead let me hit

well I just know how media works again

so

I believe that he impressed the people

there

I also would like to ask those people if

they've ever seen a clip of his father

play

at all

and that's where it gets tricky like I

support the kid

but

your dad is really him

he was up there dunking his little heart

out

I've seen your dad put Jason Terry face

in his [ __ ] balls

hey there's nothing that this kid can

show me that's gonna have me that's

[ __ ] up yeah it's tough that's [ __ ]

up yeah

I gotta live up to Pop's name it's a

different time remember when he was in

school he said um he didn't want to wear

the same number as his father because he

didn't want to know as his son or some

[ __ ] like that your name is LeBron

he's like I don't want to wear that

number that was my dad's number so I'm

gonna

pick a different jersey number pick a

different name the name is LeBron James

Jr how did he do I seen your dad dunk on

Norris Cole and he was his teammate

I seen your dad do some unbelievable

[ __ ] yo so good luck he has tough road

good luck sorry kiddo

um

he does look good way better way way

better uh my ass one of the [ __ ] was

funny uh cam firing and Nori is funny

come on I didn't see that he's gonna

talk some [ __ ] today I didn't see that

yeah I seen this [ __ ] with Cam and mace

talking about Aaron Hernandez

that was kind of

what happened you told Nori that ain't

no podcast I don't do no podcast and he

showed his production yeah production

[ __ ] yeah killer what up yeah I got a

production company look you can hired

look it's my man that's my friend but at

the same time you wouldn't know we got

got [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] got me some

[ __ ] Bobby ignoring what you mean

yeah I was talking about that podcast

you was hyping it too stand on your

Square standing your [ __ ] don't say

y'all he said it and you hyped it and

then you said it and then you double

don't make it sound like I don't stand

in my Square either and you double down

on our pod but listen now you wanna

promote his [ __ ] [ __ ] out here no listen

Nori's sat here and was dissing rappers

with sports shows

that part he didn't name nobody

but I put a name in my head it just

wasn't who he was talking about no I

wasn't thinking cam I was thinking

another [ __ ] is up forever [ __ ] that

other [ __ ] who I ain't gonna say it I

ain't you I'm not respected

out there that all that [ __ ] was

applicable to can you say it and we know

the name but I wasn't thinking cam I

wouldn't immerse myself in in

that I'm too up to you what do you mean

what do you mean you do I'm confused I'm

too rich [ __ ]

I didn't say that all right chill out I

didn't say no I'm gonna say chilling

yeah

funny things of anybody that um while

I'm up here that makes sense at all you

should do that thank you I don't know

what you talking about who's rich or

who's not but my man [ __ ] is a

production we stand here

you want to talk about him

he just wants he needs something oh I

know what you're doing he needs some

clickbait don't do that because I stop

doing it that's not nice you need a

father I stopped doing that you want me

to get on you again you can't I gave you

a break no teeth I gave you a break

all right they got Joe Biden facing

backlash after Fox News custom laughing

and talking about ice cream instead of

the Nashville stuff

I'm gonna play this clip for y'all real

quick and all right Jenny's ice cream

chocolate chip

I came down because you heard there was

chocolate chip ice cream

by the way I have a whole refrigerator

pool upstairs

I think I'm kidding I'm not got Ben how

are you pal one of the best guys in the

United States Congress Ben Cardin

if we're going to talk about the school

shooting I'll toss this to Melissa Ford

it's so late to have you all here

looking kids back there

are your kids all four of them

I'll cut it off

I only played that to say well it's not

really is it me is Joe Biden Aging in

[ __ ] water

bring all this [ __ ] already yeah yeah

Jonah [ __ ] is Aging in

this sewage in the sun it's like milk

worse than that like a banana a banana

and milk dog or the sun he was already

the oldest friend he was already over

elected

changing like a [ __ ]

when they be showing us Barack in his

little commercials and [ __ ] they paying

back to maybe nine ten years ago might

be right there next to him looking like

he ready for the spade game how the [ __ ]

did he start looking and sounding like

this the [ __ ] rolling down the jet

stairs every chance he gets this is what

happened

that was his agent bet Trump did it to

that [ __ ] hey hey Trump might have lost

the election but he wanted to fight

his options

yeah he's stupid and we don't want to

say but Trump looking good no he's not

he don't look horrible like Bobby that's

no trouble is bad too

age-wise yeah yeah should I saw him no

you bought him yeah his spray tan yeah

he convinced me [ __ ] he is funny though

he's very funny he is he convinced me

but I guess I'm laughing I wish that

Trump would just do like a TV show or

something I'll watch that [ __ ] daily

[ __ ] he makes up a new nickname for him

every day

or some [ __ ]

I wish all our favorite bigots and

rapists had a show

by Donald Trump what's wrong with me

yeah his whole face turned red

all right all right well apparently

Kanye West is issuing like a Mia culpa

to the Jewish people what he's saying

he's sorry

but apparently he watched 21 Jump Street

and now he loves the Jewish people again

well all right from the movie the movie

not the series he thought enough to to

tell us yes yeah yeah so he's back on

was that an apology I'm lost that's what

I think a Mia culpa is

don't give it up

yo speaking of giving it up a couple of

me is a fat fish you too

FaceTime

it'd be The Miz with that sultry

sounding voice there you go she'll catch

you sounding good get that picture [ __ ]

not his neck up yeah yeah

Cleveland

face

you can't say that on Kim no no that's

true

did y'all see um

so Chris Brown was on tour he just he

just wrapped up his uh European tour and

you know he does this very interactive

thing with the fans you know he started

to meet and greets where he was charging

with stack to take like you know wild

pictures whatever so one of the things

he also do is he'll pick a person bring

him on stage and he picked the young

lady brought on stage and gave her a lap

dance yes

and her boyfriend got so mad that he

broke up with over it first of all he

bought the tickets he bought a front row

tickets VIP tickets

front row tickets and that happened I'm

with him

I'm with him I'm with him too yeah I'm

breaking up with you I bought you these

tickets I'm all the way with him yeah

you up there having this smooth

light-skinned Michael Jackson

let's go flips y'all waiting on you let

me break it

break your freaky [ __ ]

what's up with your girl yeah

that's crazy so we've seen hold up

you taking your girl with you to Usher

yeah

nice and slow I gotta move like Joe I

went to my man Instagram

a lot of these girls go to these

concerts they forget a lot of [ __ ] day

in the moment you doing [ __ ] but you

gotta come back home to me what is she

doing exactly he gave me her the lap

dance stop it and you better stop it

okay

I'm not on your side yes

this is 100 on our side I'm not on your

side

he wouldn't let this girl yeah you crazy

[Music]

you forgot the topic issue I'm not

letting my girl walk outside

[Laughter]

yo they said he gave her a lap dance

they ain't saying you know the [ __ ]

dance we talking about I don't know the

special chair the special chair the slow

[ __ ] the breathing on the next [ __ ] yeah

come on

at Holland we know some women that has

honor let's not act like that we know

some women no matter how famous you are

when they [ __ ] with a real [ __ ] they're

not even playing yeah yo come on no no

no no I'm good I'm good I'm good all

right wait so this song Come On wait

this song come on

Chris Brown Center Stage dripping with

sweat leather black pants sagging so his

little pelvic shouldn't showing point to

your girl make the make the light people

put a flashlight put the big hey put the

big house light on on this this sexy

thing right here next to this duck ass

hey let me paint this out hey

hey hey sexy right there white sexy next

to this duck house building bam ass yeah

you come up you come up yeah you come up

how about she's coming up you stand

there what you doing you think you you

think there's a cool way for you to

stand there

all right now your girl walked up she

walked out oh my God I can't even leave

now she got a phone out she taping this

[ __ ] sweaty belly button

and none of your houses sound like this

hold up

[Music]

none of your house that [ __ ] is in

front of your girl throwing his ass in a

circle you and the audience still just

dry face polo button down just look

hungry yeah yeah

way too slow

now you gotta Bop and double top

you telling me and flip that you knocked

down with us and that that's fine all

right so then then let me expand because

you my man I believe you and we haven't

been beefing lately

cool with it now she come back now

what you doing oh my God man that's so

crazy you're so cute

I am so wet I mean I'm sweating you

smell so nice

I didn't know he had that power she's a

little extra horny when she goes home

your homies knowing y'all come on you

won't let your girl go out with spandex

who said that yo stop putting that out

there I didn't ever say that in life

what I'm what I'm saying is this when

you start talking about putting nuts and

faces and all that the lap dance thing

is you a fan you at the show

you know what I'm saying homeboy bought

his girl front row tickets

respectfully of course I'm not talking

about your real girl

you you don't think Chris Brown will get

hard enough of your queen

you think he there on softness hey you

think he wants soft

yo she didn't give him the lap dance he

gave her the lap dance my [ __ ] oh so

you think his [ __ ] didn't move and

there's a history of women look you

heard what happens

[Music]

and there's a history of women remember

the Dave East concert the The Wife

disappeared for the eighties the husband

couldn't find his wife these [ __ ] is

taking your chick

[Music]

if a [ __ ] could take your chick she

ain't sure it's not true you crazy

honestly you don't let somebody ask your

girl what if this hold up Hey Joe I'm

tearing this off because I'm getting mad

already I'm getting mad for you whoa

Antoine I'm giving her

Melissa ready to drive to Virginia hello

you're not letting your girl up there

you're not I know that we're going to

pause no I I don't do you you and I made

a really good point

now no when you start talking about I

thought he was extra [ __ ] like that come

along with it

whispering in your girl's ear blowing on

her neck with sweat now it's a different

ball game yeah yeah like blowing his

neck with my sweat hey my [ __ ] right

here

[Laughter]

yo anyway no that's a different ball

game when you started talking about the

intricacies of the show yeah yeah that's

different that's got a question but I

wouldn't break up with my girl

can I ask y'all a question

how many lap dances y'all got in the

strip club

my man right here in the strip club

that's not really lap dance okay but

I've gotten my fair share okay

yo is that a lap dance I ain't gonna lie

yeah you ever went to the strip club

with your girl and had a lap dance no I

seen all the way around with my man

though I left my girl for doing that

[ __ ] at the Teyana Taylor concert

in the [ __ ] yeah I'm talking about

[ __ ] Chris Brown [ __ ]

hold on we got to play that I don't play

that you should know better I don't play

that y'all don't play with don't play

with me like I'm definitely not breaking

up don't play with me wait wait in this

situation that we're talking about here

this is funny because I'm not gonna be

with my girl at the concert while this

is happening see but that's where it

gets tricky I just ask [ __ ] this like

two weeks ago on [ __ ] chatty house I

was like yo

men

you send your girl to the concert the

chairs up there the artist ask your girl

to come to the stage how would you like

your girl to handle that moment that was

my question go up there on that stage

all her girls is around there no you

home stop no no I'm fine come on girls

all girls is hyping her wait now

reluctantly she goes to the stage

you start getting the text because of

the internet the internet this is all

over the Internet would you whine on me

all over the Internet you getting

stopped in your tracks like oh this is

my queen

how's that conversation going cool and

smooth it depends on when your

girlfriend

it depends on how she I call Tiana

footage all of it all the footage no it

depends

and you don't play the bisexual game

with me I've been around some solid

women that that won't do that no I'm not

going I know they're not playing that's

right there are some women that won't go

up they're not playing and I'll Stand in

that if my chick don't want to go up

there but if my chick went up I don't

know yo I mean what does that look like

okay so like he's calling the girl the

spotlight goes on and the spotlight is

now on you and your girl

you at the game

next to your queen kiss cam the kiss cam

hits you

you look up see that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the

kids care what do you do

you won't even do this with us at the

end of the jbp sauce

yeah I kiss my girl damn you said it

like yeah

some of that [ __ ] like yo I'll kiss my

girl of course on the kiss cam but

like yo you can't Bobby Brown remember

how Bobby Brown lift your girl up and be

doing the the squat low hump you can't

do that with my girl you understand what

I'm saying I might be on the stage with

you let's turn into something else every

little step I take [ __ ] but but now you

get to the interesting part of it you

can't sleep him

so you went on stage

now I'm in podcast hypothetical land

okay and it's too much fun it is you

went to the show it's you and your girl

your girl knows the performer so y'all

got good seats after the show is over

she tapped you and said babe I'm gonna

go backstage you say what's up tomorrow

yeah all right

I'm gonna go backstage say what's up to

my friends

just wait right here no you are in a

secured VIP this is so your girl could

get on the stage and get a lap dance

yeah she can't go say what's up she

ain't going in the back no yeah exactly

[Music]

me with you cause I hold it down like

that's what we gotta do we gotta talk

about the type of [ __ ] that that is

around we got to talk about our fragile

masculinity yeah you wanna let your girl

go say hi it depends on who the artist

is you wouldn't let her say hi I'm like

yeah go say hi but wait I got another

funny story about this no that's right

yo you serious

every situation you could be the hardest

is cute she can't go no listen yeah

I forgot what the show was but it was a

girl

it was a girl again and the girl's

bisexual but hold in the [ __ ] knows this

stuff so after the show

hey won't you come downstairs hey I want

to take a picture all right cool get

back there you start seeing this

bisexual energy and you just a straight

[ __ ] instead wait you don't think

no no way no way you flirt with my [ __ ]

while I'm standing here eating hot

Cheetos in the corner no way man let me

get the [ __ ] out of here

you lit you know you want to police it

like are you a police what do you mean I

just watched the stories where you had a

woman dancing on your girl so you prefer

to like as long as you police as long as

you're managing it as long as you're

managing it you're fine with it well and

that [ __ ] was lit I don't want to make

it sound like that because she's not

gonna do all that if I'm not there so I

think solid shout out she shot it

but I like fun

but you're managing it though

backstage you didn't have no control

hold on let me ask you backstage you

didn't have any control of that

you know they knew each other you didn't

have any control but I've watched a

story in this story they didn't really

know each other it was just they weren't

friends they wouldn't fly we just went

to a show she wanted to meet me and her

but it was really her but listen and

this is common in rap this is but let me

ask you now Drake birthday party she

said something different now so you said

you not with that bisexual energy don't

play with me

but you just posted something on your

story you did that had bisexual energy

okay no when I say bisexual when I I

didn't mean by myself speaking Loosely

okay I mean there's this competition

with bisexual women and straight men

sometimes I don't engage in that that I

could take your children but I'm with

I'm all for bisexual Shenanigans with

them

have a blast but who do you check at

that situation you check your girl I got

back from the Jill Scott concert a

little early last night

if she didn't commit to go in at 10

o'clock so we better

what

go ahead this summer what y'all gonna

tell y'all girls when I have strippers

and escorts in this whole balcony in two

pieces just dancing while we talking

about new Kanye or something

I'm at work

I'm at work man

I am at work I don't know when it

happened but somewhere in the past like

eight months y'all [ __ ] became the

coolest Potters to ever [ __ ]

existence hey you think you can't play

with my guys

you might have gonna play with my God

these [ __ ] today

let me ask you guys a question just in

terms of like honesty with your mates

okay can your girl tell you that she

finds your friend attractive and that

he's actually her type what

because this is just listen this just

happened to Tyrese and because he is

content over everything that happened

Tyrese it didn't happen no that [ __ ]

was dead

oh well yeah

no the [ __ ] it ain't yes it is that's

worse boy the dude that she liked is

dead so basically it's uh Paul Walker so

they want all our girls liked him yeah

he ain't my man

what was him but dogs

yeah but that ain't even a problem the

problem is her saying

my type but now I'm with you let me ask

you this what does anybody does anybody

know how long they've been together I

don't care I don't think of that yeah

we got a lot of rules

y'all [ __ ] don't bother me y'all

friend you just said that your girl

can't get up there and get the lap dance

you just said your girl can't go walk in

the back to say hi to her home depending

on who it is but it's her homeboy

depending on who it is all right and you

haven't said anything yeah it worked

that's not true what I'm saying is dog

I'm feeling some sort of way especially

if she knew my man

and she was around my man if she was in

his presence and all of that [ __ ] then

that means you was damn near

you never have [ __ ] my man you never

had Y'all Gonna Make me wake it up on

y'all the same way that women join the

[ __ ] Olympics [ __ ] do dick Olympics

yes stop it what does that mean I'm lost

I know [ __ ] is lost [ __ ] do dick

Olympics where you like shorty he likes

shorty engage we in Barcelona guys

what the [ __ ] do it man we've had girls

before

my man's girl the Olympic stops exactly

and she's with her man

he's dead no she's a [ __ ]

what she said she left a white man over

her black boy

Olympics that's what it was

honest and I also want to know Tyrese

every week say he still love his ex wife

okay it's a little different it is a

little different

I got another question it sounds like

y'all were mad that she was saying that

he wasn't her type no it's you standing

right everybody had a problem with a

difficult

absolutely but you're not gonna tell me

publicly yo you you know what you ain't

really my type but yeah man no yeah man

he could have got it where you guys

meeting these women you think she's

gonna go to the cemetery and undig this

in the door

all right because why she can't say that

and and this is different because in

this case should Tyrese love Paul Walker

too

so she picking up his man that if

there's anybody that she would that he

would want to hurt a big up is this

[ __ ] that he [ __ ] memorialized every

year and cried for to his phone that's

his man I don't get y'all [ __ ] your

stuff I'll get you all on that one yeah

I'm gonna hold you

dog you can make whatever face you want

maybe I'm the anomaly here I know I had

a few of mine that would have [ __ ]

Michael Paul that would have [ __ ] you

like I don't see the big I don't see the

big deal did they stand there

my answer to that is no they did not

that's where my next sentence is if this

[ __ ] died

and she said it don't put death on me

[ __ ] I wouldn't knock on something

cause you're my man and I'm not looking

for a new hire no time

all right listen

if he wasn't here what the [ __ ] door

no no I ain't gonna lie Joe wasn't even

really my type it was Ish well I

outlived him so I wanted

[Laughter]

I got him I don't think a woman would

like if you set it up in Reverse how

would you feel be honest I hate when

these two get on me

I'm getting a female perspective no no

as women we our egos are way too big

yeah I can say some [ __ ] up [ __ ] like

that to even be thinking about another

woman who I happen to have known who

might have been a good friend of mine

and you're saying I'm not your type

that's what yeah oh my yeah get the [ __ ]

out now

take your [ __ ] yeah

turn it up that was Canada right there

you guys are hurting our chances of

doing a Canadian tour I'm just letting

you all know talking about my countrymen

I've sold out in Canada

oh [ __ ] I'm bugging I'm Breaking All the

Rules

yo let me tell you how stupid I am

last last night

I put on episode 10 of BMF

because there's no way that episode 10

that I saw already last week

was the finale there's no way that was a

finale so last night I just put it on I

was like nah I didn't see this [ __ ] I

must have skipped a week

yo why did we not come here and kill our

show

that is the worst finale to air so far

that is Trash Trash Trash Trash Trash

Trash Trash Trash it was a season finale

that was bad it was bad it was bad what

do you think that I'm trying to think

what was so bad about the finale but

that whole season wasn't the greatest I

mean no no I'm with you there yeah but

I don't want to talk about this even

what did it end with the [ __ ] T getting

shot in the car

this [ __ ] is horrible

well the show's been hard like this is

the best this season though but I mean

but at least give me a at least give me

like a toaster give me a toaster King

like chose the king finale was kind of

silly unrealistic but it was like funny

it was cute but Tulsa King is fiction

the BMF [ __ ] is Loosely based on

something so you can't have meech laying

in the bed about to die because you know

he ain't uh you get what I'm saying like

you know some of these people's story as

it played out so you can't like hang

them over the side I hold them to the to

the disclaimer in front of the show you

don't have to stick to real story

you can get fictional but with the major

cable but with the major characters we

know they got to be in there yeah yeah

you know Terry not gonna die you know he

don't die because in the very first

scene of season one is show when they

got arrested like it shows them coming

in him sitting at the table with his

homies asking for nobody to die but in

terms of a finale that was some that was

worse than mid really I wasn't mad that

was like chocolate Todd that was

that was something that was bad yeah

that's crazy right

um Godfather Harlem finale

foreign

[Music]

well I mean we know the stories and

everything um it was the assassination

of Malcolm X

oh [ __ ] I'm about to get mad at that too

though yeah I didn't see that I was mad

I mean they've been hitting at It All

season they had it was coming I see that

that's what the finale episode was why

was it bad not bad it made just seeing

how this played out I mean we know the

story but it it triggers you oh I ain't

seen that I gotta watch it they did and

while we just [ __ ] out of you why are we

just venting about [ __ ] I'm on now

episode seven of Last of Us

[Music]

little yellow jackets-ish oh that came

back and it's a little yellow jackets I

wouldn't even I wasn't even going to

bring up yeah

well coming off of six seven is the one

that they killed the homeboy did he done

and now she just bought herself

keep watching keep watching yeah he

don't got it yet keep watching yeah

yeah

it wasn't that bad I'm gonna keep

watching I started some new [ __ ] on um

Netflix night agent night agent

I'll open Netflix I saw you know I put

the little trailer [ __ ] up there it got

me right away it's one of those

government conspiracy uh we stumbled

upon some [ __ ] how deep does this

conspiracy go up the line uh up the

corruption ladder 10 episodes Brian go

to sleep I stayed up and watch that

entire [ __ ]

no my girl was watching it and I clowned

her the whole weekend nah and she kept

telling nah it seemed like you would be

into it and then I sent me yo they

seemed like your type of [ __ ] then I

read the paragraph and I was like oh

this is my type of [ __ ] so I'm gonna

watch it so basically

um there's a there's an office inside

the White House

it's like a group of secret agents that

work for the president they only only

report to the president if they get in

trouble there's a certain phone number

they call with certain codes

and it rings in this office and the

person that answers the phone

like helps them out their problems so

some agents run into some [ __ ]

he ends up taking a call and getting

involved in some [ __ ] and they uncover a

conspiracy it's fine you know yeah it's

fine it is fire and uh on uh Paramount

Plus

Jack Bauer Rabbit Hole Rabbit Hole

keeper Sutherland he's back

I cut that [ __ ] off because

they dropping episodically and I'm not

playing with them I'm not watching them

I will wait till I watch five of them

they put two episodes out

I did watch the first two

I said I'm not doing this again until I

need about five of them yeah no I cut it

right off right after two now I'm hot

yeah I'm so used to when it's good like

it's good out the gate I want to watch

the show now I don't really like Netflix

to them spoiled me with the whole

Dropout in the whole season

but um rabbit hole is um

it's it's

some conspiracy not government

conspiracy but it's some some trickery

conspiracy [ __ ] going on each episode is

like I said it's only been two at the

end of them I was like what the [ __ ] you

literally say that at the end of each

episode okay

that's what I got for television yeah no

no suggestions

that [ __ ] was kind of

see how many times it was gonna give us

a shot

shiv got thick like wow so I'm the only

one that watches Mandalorian the Star

Wars stuff like yes you are yeah you

break it down go ahead yeah go rock out

what Mandalorian season three uh episode

four I think it's out tomorrow

um you know

we Amanda Lauren is not supposed to take

off their mask and apparently he took it

off in season one and now he had to go

back and bathe into the water of

Mandalore to become a Mandalorian again

so that's what they're going through

that whole phase it's nice I'm a Star

Wars right

yeah you went to that sci-fi stuff I'm

not a big sci-fi guy yeah I like Star

Wars you might watch Star Trek Star Wars

I know but I said Star Trek no I don't

like stars I watched everything

everywhere all at once

it was pretty good uh the first half was

watch the trailer and that [ __ ] looks

sick I watched it what a concept

concept of writing and acting was all

great yeah the first time was a little

bit boring to me but they they turned up

that concept is looking like

interstellarish to me uh yeah a little

bit

I was trying to I was trying no [ __ ]

I was trying I did the same thing I

watched it yeah I watched it I've

watched it I gotta catch it from the

beginning yo because I caught it in the

middle no no you can't watch a movie

yeah what are you talking about couldn't

even get into it

foreign

no I'm joking but it was just like yo I

was like I'm good I ain't [ __ ] with

that

I might have to catch it from the

beginning for real I thought it was

pretty good no that movie was good I do

want to go see John Wick they got a

story floating around not sure there's

only like 400 words

stop the whole movie

but yeah I want to go see John you know

it ain't too much talking to John Wick

they don't do the talking but what did

they say did they say it's good at all

I've never seen any John Wick what yeah

but you've seen Yellow Jackets

bumblebees crickets and all each other I

tried it I don't even know why I cut

yellow jackets on oh it's back yeah see

episode because because what they did

this season makes you want to cut it on

like my problem with with Summer last

season was it's clear that there these

people are in interesting stages of

their life currently yeah so I would

like them to get to the current show me

the connections currently it looked like

that's what they did this season but I'm

still not gonna watch it I've seen lost

before you exactly and this thing that

[ __ ] pissed me off and listen this ain't

lost

it keeps bringing you back because of

all the flashback sequences and you're

trying to find out what happened during

those 18 months that they were in the

woods and how does that connect to the

present day that's what that's the drive

listen man I'm not letting no more TV

shows drag me along with trying to find

out what happened in the past This Is Us

did that [ __ ] for Four Seasons yeah

where we wanted to know what happened to

the father we kept watching this [ __ ]

and I'm either tell me or don't tell me

you said it was the best show ever it

was

you didn't watch This Is Us yo what the

[ __ ] now I'm really shocked

episodic TV is a huge [ __ ] commitment

and once that [ __ ] got to like season