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[ __ ] this morning that little number one

[ __ ] got y'all [ __ ] up why y'all y'all

get to request my opening song

let me talk about who's feeling

ourselves I'm sorry

we need some hard [ __ ] to open nah

sometimes we gotta let you know cause

you come in super super dreary with you

know sometimes we just got yeah

just in case

yeah that's Jersey

don't use that one though use another

example

heathens

what's your original plan

come out yo now you read my [ __ ] who do

y'all think y'all are today

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when was that

2010 or something like that right

you was the one who told me that record

was gonna work

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because that was his line since 87. I

don't know man you can kill him you're

killing them damn he was like damn man

that's suicide right there now that

right there suicide you know it should

fit a foot dude that's true your feet

look like they're killing you that's

shoe aside

Mel you had enough of these [ __ ] on

the feast today right huh stop playing

with big mouth stop playing with big man

uh something light for Friday night must

be going to Topgolf tonight

you ready for some Top Golf tonight what

episode is this uh

all right welcome to episode 6 14 maybe

maybe this question mark uh it is 14.

all right all right all right welcome to

episode 614 of the Joe Budden podcast

I'm your humble gracious grateful and

highly favored host Joe Budden here with

the most amazing cast in the universe

the beautiful Melissa Ford is here flip

is here issues here I used to see here

Parks is here post here uh Erickson is

here J.R is here and J.R Jr

Uncle smooth man everybody is here how

y'all doing how y'all feeling you're

looking good smelling good thank you I

was excited to see you all this morning

excited to see you too is you lucky I

ain't wearing my pink and white and blue

hoodie out of eight you I'd hate you up

you trying to give hip hop a little bit

today I see you you see it right yeah a

little bit little Queens I tried it I

tried it another wicker bucket

something nice something light with the

oh

you see what he did you see what he did

right

all right here for years

but how are you guys doing how was your

week pretty good pretty good weekend

plans weekend plans [ __ ] that pretty

cool [ __ ] what y'all doing y'all looking

too good to staying out this weekend

Come on talk to me pure 57 is opening up

this uh this weekend

what's that so Pier 50s it's a it's a

food Hall you know and it's been curated

and a lot of businesses have like um you

know like food businesses are opening

and one of my girlfriends

um uh Harlem hops they're opening up

um

like a stall in there sure sure so it's

gonna be fun you know are you gonna

check it out of course New York City

Springtime 70 70. 70 degrees West Side

Highway meat packing District yes times

too

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that's my favorite place to be

okay

all right come on so let's get let's

let's give let's get right to it before

we started we was having a conversation

um

flip was asking ish about the 70s what

yeah what sneakers was popping in the

70s no I asked ish it's back in the

night because he said that he went to

school he graduated from high school in

93. yeah so I said what's dead

yo don't say that no more what you tell

about it I said what sneaker was better

[ __ ] make you seem like the Statue of

Liberty graduated high school I didn't

either

no they don't ask me that my business

meetings I asked ish I mean 97 is right

I asked this when you were a teen what

sneakers was popping this fool gonna say

yo Asics no first he says

[ __ ] you think I'm from he said Uptown

doors I didn't know uptown just popping

Sam Smith yeah they go JoJo you know

what time it was you know he said what

lottos

and not that loud it wasn't no

[ __ ]

a lot of babies that was the 80s dog Sam

Smith Dan Smith [ __ ]

Vasquez yeah dolomites

okay all right [ __ ] yo so Uptown yeah he

was wearing the caterpillars

yeah so Uptown was popping in the early

night yeah I know the crazy [ __ ] was he

didn't know that he's like no it was no

uptowns in the 90s and Parks came in

like no flip I'm towns were definitely

out in the 90s I did I said yo fam how's

Park how was it like first grade or

something excited the culture and you

not I didn't know you know what else I

like that the new kids did I like that

they killed the black Air Force One and

the black Tim

Eline

they just associated with certain

activities

they killed the black Air Forces but the

black Air Force Ones they say is the

[ __ ] that's flipping the Whoppers

scammer if you got a fight you put them

on like that's what they say but they

didn't they didn't kill black Tim JoJo

is a different type of yo she's from

Italy now

and I don't want to hear from Queens

[ __ ] because y'all was the only idiots

wearing all the color temps it was y'all

no it wasn't the blue one

broccoli

oh yeah let me preface this pod with

that I'm very much in I said what the

[ __ ] I said portion of my life

and that's that so if you heard

something I said I stand in it and do

something about it if you don't like it

now Hey Joe let me tell you something I

want you to listen really I'll be

outside by myself a lot I don't need

these [ __ ] uh

yeah they just gonna give you a message

for me you'll tell your man

that's this man over there yo you need

some help we need some people surround

you just make some calls by yourself

yeah that portion of your life is over

all that Harvard Camp Hampton day

[ __ ] you was talking about it's over for

that we ain't jacking it no more

uh I finished last of us but we're not

starting with that we're starting with

the important [ __ ] they could have kept

episode seven like the [ __ ] I said no

Hey whenever she ran around with that

little black girl that episode didn't

have nothing to do with nothing

well

well

who cares for the show it's very

important it's important joke that was

very yes it is

stop it it was a flashback it wasn't

important yeah it was a flashback to the

first time she got bit and she didn't

know that she was important Joe that was

important oh please the important part

was them showing us to Mom and how she

was born that was important her running

around with this little gay girl kissing

and the girl died but they had to do

anything

the very next episode we get to the real

[ __ ] oh Mormons

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[Applause]

oh my God would you eat that [ __ ] yes

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out here it ain't no food around here

and if one of y'all died why I wouldn't

fry you

so she started judging me the [ __ ] we

eat duck bill pig cow oysters clams

crabs Birds

[Laughter]

yeah

you stupid yo and she was brushing her

teeth with the water off

she need to go to jail I think people

that brush their teeth with the water

off need to be arrested

I swear to God no no that's some real

[ __ ] I'm in the bathroom and in the

mirror doing some [ __ ] putting my little

moisturizer and [ __ ] on you can't get no

sun

the water's off

but I hear all the construction that

sound like

a [ __ ] turn the water on here you go

there's kids in Africa dog

we feel that way

don't start Sally's brother

you go like this

no they're in line no my teeth is fine

a dentist like you they are in line five

you had to get yourself power washed

mine's is natural yeah it's just like

but you don't smoke and that's like a

smoker's it don't matter anyway

commercial

um

so you chose I think I was just watching

uh you gotta get like an eight what I

just watch The Comedy Special where the

dude was like yo hear me the old person

and their teeth is new that should be

[ __ ] you up

like everything about to die but your

teeth anyway I should look crazy come on

come on let's let's get right to it all

right this time I promise I'm staying

out of the domestic violence

last time ish tagged me in because I

look up to him and he said I look up to

him and he said yo I really want to know

how you feel about this why are you

looking at me when he said that I got

amped up

so this time I'll control myself I think

I'm going to even Pander a little bit

and be on Mel's side no matter what no

matter what no matter what because I've

learned that male has a little Hive out

there now that little dress worked

outfit she got her clothes and now now

no it smells great

I texted the group what happened I

traded on y'all in the group quickly

damn sure you know you sell us out yeah

yeah no he sold that's how fast I said

man what's right y'all electronic is no

Flip Flip she was contingent on what the

fans are saying you go home get a

digital download and come back as the

fans Representatives the [ __ ] out of

here with this [ __ ] anyway listen

Jonathan Majors apparently has hired Max

B's old attorney and this is the worst

job that I've ever seen I don't know if

he's trying to help or hurt he released

the text messages that I feel I hope if

it's okay with y'all that it's not good

the prosecution leaked them [ __ ] them

[ __ ] me too I was like oh yeah they got

him I was like wait wait wait his lawyer

did that I read that [ __ ] was like he

did that [ __ ]

yo I told him what you what we agreed I

told them like I got you

um Mel

Melissa no y'all don't try to steal my

Pander to male strand I'm not waiting to

hear what the hell has to say what you

got to say about it uh I saw the texts

and um

and I I know why the lawyer released

them but they had the opposite effect

you're absolutely right it made why did

the lawyer release them I because I

don't know I don't know I guess they

looked at it as this is as her assuming

responsibility for it but a lot of

people did not read it take it that way

they don't take the lawyer ready

I mean if you see in the top right hand

corner you see what he says and it says

did you leave the keys and then goodbye

and then she's writing a telenovela you

know what I mean and I just can't help

but think back to my own situations

where I was like oh my God he's breaking

up with me like this this just sounds

like they have a lot of tumultuous

experiences in this relationship we're

learning a lot about you know what's

going on behind the scenes in their

relationship more than we [ __ ] care

to know but those text messages didn't

really help him because she's she kind

of sounds like she got Stockholm

syndrome you know what I mean it doesn't

it she got knick-knack paddy whack a few

times it didn't benefit him the way that

I think his lawyers planned on it

because she's assuming complete and

total responsibility and that you know

she's stressing I do not want anything

to happen that I was the instigator and

blah blah blah and this that the other

and that might in fact be true but it

just doesn't help him in the way that I

think his lawyers thought that it was

going to help him I agree with Mel and

Tyrone them being of his girl numerous

times police came he got away with it

and then you use him and you see see

what could happen now we up don't [ __ ]

it up you know what I'm saying that's

what it is

and I wanted to Melissa's point I want

to let you blogs out there no you blogs

that uh

are seemingly in support of Jonathan

Majors as you word your captions

it's like you all spoke to his publicist

or somebody it definitely looks like

you're in support of stock Stockholm

Syndrome

that is what it looks like

I was home shocked that a [ __ ]

scrolling I'm like oh damn y'all like

that you do well Joe A lot of times

people you know we have seen things

happen like Javonte Davis and other

situations that happen where the woman

is the instigator and the man gets the

shitty under the stick so now we are

excited not me but some people are

excited to see a black man overcome

and finally a white woman no disrespect

take accountability for starting trouble

people are excited we're not reading

between the lines we just see a [ __ ]

it's Vindicated from some [ __ ] you know

what are we doing of course

we know now we're on you now yeah

she was a little different but

how did O.J get into this

hold you down

oh Jesus Jesus no the situation was a

little different just a little bit

because two people were almost

decapitated and murdered so that's a

little different she eats all cats I'm

Gonna Get You nope that's strike one you

got three

it's a lot different okay I'm just

saying we see a camera I mean a lady

take accountability and that's what

people are looking at they're not

dissecting the situation they're not yo

I want to tell the lawyer I Know You

released the text messages from shorty

this is what will clear it up I'm gonna

offer my free counsel

show us the text that came in that she

saw yeah

that's gonna let me know what if he

pooped or not but then they're also

insinuating there's been like a lot of

like insinuation that there's video

because it apparently this happened in a

car in like an Uber or something like

that and a lot of times

okay so if there is video then I really

want to see this [ __ ] the entire point

this really shouldn't drag out yeah

because if Jonathan majors made the

9-1-1 call then release it and let us

hear it if this incident was recorded on

video release the video if that will

exonerate him there really is no need to

draft you are the driver of the Camry

yo

I'm selling this tape to the highest

bidder my [ __ ] well it's not your it's

not your tape who tape is it Ubers it

could be his it could be his it's not

his tape if it was an Uber that's not

true because what is true what the Uber

drivers are doing is recording [ __ ] for

their own safety and for their own

liability on their own devices yeah on

their own [ __ ] okay then that's

different that like the car ain't like

we don't give you that Uber don't give

you the camera and all that [ __ ] people

are doing that for themselves but but if

it is during the course of a of a ride

and it has been you know that was done

through the Uber app I think that there

might be like some like gray area of

legality as to the ownership further if

a crime occurred in there I'm pretty

sure they would take this [ __ ] as part

of an investigation anyway right but and

that's exactly what Police Department

that's exactly but that's exactly what

it's become and so the Uber driver can't

just all willy-nilly but there are also

videos on YouTube of Uber drivers

uploading their experiences in a long

time that's what I'm saying making a lot

of money you've done it

yeah

now he's been good he's good he's good

with that one line that she is

hilarious I'm gonna get you okay let's

strike one

I get three two that's right everybody

okay cool

um why are we you know why we can't just

let it go why must we see what he said

and all that I ain't letting it go dude

has been on my ass for 15 years he said

like all right let the goddamn thing go

a lot of times

where we from we stay out of domestic

situations it's public but the woman

took accountability it's our job now he

did what he did let's just move on

they're trying to take him there better

go Joe come on Joe she stepped on that

end man

[Applause]

whenever Ant-Man was coming I'm with

Melody

here's the situation we we can we can

stop talking about after this but the

river Miller yeah

but the reality of the situation is is

that is that it's not going to go away

the fact of the matter is is that

Jonathan Majors was on the precipice of

becoming a mega Superstar there's a lot

of money behind him by you know marvel

and and everybody else and it's re it's

really precarious where he is right now

I have a big question for you do you

think that people like that who has

maybe allegedly have a history of doing

things but they automatically get they

get rich all of a sudden right do you

think that they need to go through some

training to suppress their abusive side

okay that that's all [ __ ] conjecture

we don't know we say that no I'm saying

we don't know that about this man look

no what I'm gonna say is the like what a

lie can [ __ ] get Halfway Around the

World a lie can get halfway around the

world before the truth even gets its

[ __ ] pants on the reality of the

situation is that people are just that

was some issue

I could make its way around the world

thank you

a lie can make its way halfway around

the world before the truth even gets

this [ __ ] hands on Grandma

I'm just saying that everybody

everybody's just throwing [ __ ] to see

what sticks in the wall and there's so

many rumors and conjecture and innuendo

and we don't [ __ ] know always

all we know is that Jonathan Majors

appeared on our [ __ ] TVs that we we

fell in love with him and we and he's

he's an amazing actor whatever the case

is okay I'm talking about hey yo listen

generally speaking all I'm saying is

Disney we talk about the youth the kids

that's out there killing people oh my

God we need to talk about I feel the

same way if a [ __ ] is out here beating

this [ __ ] up huh and he becomes rituals

a mega star he needs to go through some

insensitivity training or some sort of

training to stop his ability but check

it out real quick if he if he I'm not

talking about Jonathan I'm taking it off

him but let's say they offer that truck

hold on hold on hold on hold on

one point

I'm making fun of [ __ ] I'm not making

fun I'm trying to reply to what you said

that's right this person

if this person that you you speak of

like I said we took it off Jonathan

Majors if they've never been

like tried that they never had it go

public

they don't even see a problem here

Harvey Weinstein you know what I mean

like listen let me show you something

all all money I'm sorry man

all money I don't think any podcast

should discuss serious stuff I think

all money and fame does is just

exacerbate who you truly actually are

yeah so if you're a [ __ ] douchebag if

you're an abusive piece of [ __ ] that's

only gonna make you feel like you are

invincible you know what I mean because

people you get a whole bunch of [ __ ]

yes men around you because of the money

that's invested in you people are just

literally gonna be like well

you know we weigh our options and he's

talented so let's just bury this [ __ ]

you know what I mean correct not saying

that this is the Jonathan Majors because

we don't know the situation all we know

is what's been told and what everybody

is just [ __ ] saying right now but we

don't have a lot of Truth you know what

I mean I can see your due diligence I

can see why the men you know seek you

out like celebrities and stuff like that

like you fire I see your plans she got

your back

date

because you and your co-workers personal

business from a patreon episode on our

public episode I just lied

Jonathan Majors man I hope you ain't do

that [ __ ] cause

man

yeah

why they was killing me

I have nope

I'm looking straight

yeah no I'm chilling buddy y'all having

Peace Love prayers thoughts and prayers

health wealth keep your hands [ __ ]

macaroni salad and potato salad

okay so there was arrest made in the

Takashi 69 Beatdown speaking of I mean

you know we're just gonna keep going

down like you know the bail record you

saw it it was all right on camera so I'm

not really sure like yeah they didn't

actually hide they're cheesing in their

mug shots like yep we did it these

Street Stock is up it is

they did something a lot of people

wanted to do

and they're getting props for it yeah

GoFundMe bams [ __ ] is taking the money

yeah I get goosebumps when y'all say

stupid [ __ ] like that it is true it's

dumb I might hear it differently no no

no that is true when you're in your 40s

you do do definitely hear it differently

but it is but it is it is you're getting

out on the street they will be but you

get problems

no bail on assault without a weapon

it's also odd

sure

that was odd is that the fact that it

was so hard

do they have any kind of record

well I don't know there could be

something there that the judge saw yeah

but three [ __ ]

true they gotta have a jacket but it's a

high profile case

they want to keep it monitored

yeah you only stomp I mean

I wasn't I'm gonna say somebody about to

argue semantics like why is this a high

profile case it was all over the

Internet because they put it there I'm

just like but that makes it a high

profile but it's not a high profile

performance

on this one

how do we talking about it on a public

platform that has millions

that was high profile higher profile no

huh

I'm not disagreeing well maybe this is

our profile I don't know it is okay that

was high profile because it turned into

a trial no it's high profile

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yeah you know what I'm saying but then

it turned into a trial and then it

turned off succulated soap opera the

second is probably not going to be there

the second that came out it was high

profile with two high profile people who

a lot of uh corporations were invested

in and I'm questioning the Takashi [ __ ]

because nobody knows who the [ __ ] is

behind him what companies are supporting

him or walked away from him nope uh

nobody's covering this Rolling Stone

covered Adam 22. I ain't seen like you

know it's crazy I'm not seeing that type

of coverage on this it's the streets and

us and YouTube YouTubers

there's levels to high profile like this

it's level two yeah that's what I'm

sorry yeah but if you're on the lowest

level you still high profile

elevated profile very good we disagree

yeah I mean it ain't important it don't

matter we're just talking [ __ ] don't

cover Adam yeah

yeah they said that dude's name was

Grand Mason

I'm sorry they did Grand Master Grand

Mason

m-a-i-s-o-n Grand Mason

well I was I was I was I was paused for

a second funny what a name

I'm Googling it that's like Maison

but that's put the French on it man it's

what's that

hang a black dude that's what it sounded

like yeah that sounds very different

from adam22 I like how people Rebrand

themselves to intrude on the black

community oh [ __ ] had he come in as

Grand Mason yes it's going a little

different yeah it's definitely going a

little bit Yeah [ __ ] like [ __ ] not

getting behind that yeah he's rebranded

himself that's the name he gave him

let's not read

um

Rolling Stone said that's his day okay

what's the problem nothing anyway uh

come on what else is important Mason

sound a little different yeah yeah that

sounds different oh God

Mason yeah we're gonna do the conspiracy

[ __ ] again because they killing me like

for real keep me on the conspiracy I

want to stay away from y'all but I still

want to be up to date

Mason sounds crazy it's different why

because of the word Mason Grand Mason

Grand Mason sounds just it just sounds

like it sounds very kkk-ish yeah

it sounds like that's his clan name yes

yes

don't get crazy during Ramadan hold on

y'all I'm with y'all I agree there you

go you learned it it's my man right

there uh okay

so snowfall is having a spin-off

Melissa no okay sorry never mind no no I

liked it because you've been buying it

if you have your system you're the dm'd

US text words called us about it I

listened I fell off of watching snowfall

a couple of seasons ago I gotta catch up

but I thought that this would be like a

super big deal for you guys right no not

yet until we see more details it takes

place with the finale the finale hasn't

it's three more episodes left right yeah

yeah so we haven't really seen where it

goes I think what by them announcing the

spin-off though I think that I think uh

Leon does

because the spin-off announcement is

Wanda is going to run the clinic for the

mom well she's gonna be the main

characteristics about her running the um

the clinic

on a shelter I'm sorry and that was the

last episode the mom said yo how about

you take over for me yeah so it could be

setting that up yeah that's what I think

is that interesting

I have to see the rest of this I got to

see the rest I'm gonna give it a shot

they won me back this season

they won me back and it's really so far

yeah I mean we had seven

it's been good it's been good season

it's been good yeah yeah so they want me

back I'll check it off and they on

Teddy's ass but I'm now watching a

little crackhead girl

she's reformed

even more boring

it could be like a uh

like a wire 2.0 you never know

we'll see

because it's in the crack written 80s in

La that's where it's gonna pick up at

and she's running a shelter

so because you see they work kind of

like yeah it's showing the blue light in

the writing room [ __ ] out of here

they were kind of leaning into the

effects of what the drugs in the

community was doing they would they kind

of focused heavy on that okay I see what

it's going and this season they've been

showing the downplay of what all of this

[ __ ] really did every time Jerome spoke

this season he was condemning where they

are and what that what the crack and

what the money did to them you know what

I'm saying they've been showing the

negative sides more more so this season

than the others

so we'll see

did you spoil the show for me no we

haven't talked are we assuming where we

think the next one yeah yeah

I'm watching [ __ ] night agent now

she's

born identity Junior this little white

dude running around [ __ ] [ __ ] up

night agent yeah

it's pretty good it's fire it's fire

it's fine yeah that [ __ ] locked me in

yeah 10 straight I climbed my girl for

it and then I'm now I'm hooked bro I

couldn't stop I was like yo all right

one more episode all right [ __ ] it one

more I just watched the whole I don't

have no black CIA [ __ ]

karate too [ __ ]

you [ __ ] break her arm

wait I'm sure it yourself ain't that no

nah on What's that show here on Luther

that's my man I Need Just A Cop that

detective yeah it's like a Sherlock

Holmes

elbow and Luther yeah yeah oh no you

thought it was Luther

I think it's so stupid yeah where you at

night agent

him

rabbit hole I ain't watching no more

that [ __ ] until it's another five

episodes episode one was fire though one

and two was fired I said all right

better than 24. chill relax never that

relaxed don't do that

but no but don't do that though like

Jack Bauer I'm just saying this is like

uh technology pranked

that's what it is

Rabbit Hole yeah

like they are staging

you know real life for different reasons

that's all I can really say

is it like Black Mirror

don't blah you wanna don't Black Mirror

stop it they prepping us

nah nah it's it's it's it's corporate

Espionage but like using

real life events not even it's just [ __ ]

that you can it's corporate Espionage

but like the way they do it it's like I

got a PL a person that's a plant like

this whole [ __ ] is fake you don't really

realize it and and it's all to trick

somebody into selling off their stock

all right make this crash they

infiltrate the markets and all right

we'll go watch it thank you yeah yeah no

it's good man

um I said this before and I'll say it

again we was wrong and they need to uh

lock Britney Spears up again

there's a video

[Music]

yeah so she she posted on her Instagram

page she loves she loves to post herself

dancing on her Instagram page and it

made me think like does she have like

her phone like just like have all these

like tripods and [ __ ] like that just

hung all over the house with like ring

lights just wherever she just happens to

be and she's dancing

this is my only problem with women's

reviews

I'm trying it always starts with

she just loves to whatever she's doing

Liz don't show up to the Laker game ass

out titties out she just loves to be

free no I hadn't no I had a great news

no I had an issue with like a [ __ ]

Maniac I had an issue with that just

loves to dance

no no no no no I was going to say a

movement free movement flowing no I was

gonna say this this video does not help

her in any way shape or form with the

reports that she's two sandwiches short

of a picnic we need to make a citizen's

arrest on Britney Spears and she should

not be in control of her state

that's one of the biggest oopsies yeah

that means poor poor Brit she looks so

crazy

I'm trying to find a video vacant

yeah a little vacant like the engine

running but nobody behind the wheel

that's a really nice way to say

something

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is vacant

house that's Toronto shade yeah that's

some Canadian ill shade

somebody shoot me if I call that [ __ ]

you're worried me out

all right

that's some funny [ __ ] and while we were

talking about Tory Lanez and Meg earlier

Tory Lanez has fouled for a new trial

yeah he said the prosecutors

obtained the minds of the jury with his

lyrics and [ __ ] that [ __ ] I was like

well that's what their job you should

file for a new lawyer too

he got a crew now he got him he got him

[ __ ]

dog

what is that a curveball I would have

knocked it out the parts home run I'm

talking about the pitch

respect strictly talking about I went to

the class little slider

the class if this is what the class did

to y'all I don't want to go

to baseball

MLB yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] swinging my

back don't tell me that that's that's

that's listen

harass it's cool

y'all

I'm not sitting Asylum because of that

oh of course you look great oh okay I'm

sitting here silent because

[Laughter]

it's so easy to

[Music]

disappeared for three months came out

and threw a ball and the whole internet

she lost oh she lost my a guy wait

though wait you're missing the park you

missed the part she looked good as hell

bro she lost 20 and she did the t-shirt

tie

this right here with the tight white

jeans white jeans Floyd jeans of Fire

come on dog white jeans with a t-shirt

top yeah like any appearance that she

made just before that in like the gold

outfit I don't know about that two

[ __ ] no it's not it's easy because

lizzo could have been up there throwing

the ball I wouldn't miss saying this

it's easy man come on hey flip you say

whatever that sounds found

hello

everybody

what happened and I wouldn't have

reacted that way if the Astros or the

Yankees or somebody called you and asked

you to wear some tight white jeans and

come out here and throw the ball would

you do it no what why

why am I wearing tight white

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because it gives you the trajectory yeah

yeah

[Laughter]

oh man hey yo if them [ __ ] got your

100 Bands to go out there and throw that

pitch keep it real in some tight white

pants he doing that [ __ ] well that's

just some tight white Speedos

yes respect you're damn right you can

argue with a [ __ ] absolute [ __ ]

you companies get rid of your managers

the unhealthy looking ones the heavy

ones let me tell you why because they

are costing you a lot of money no

disrespect

they are they are complimenting my man

came up a hundred thousand of you [ __ ]

and it's a it's a play I'm snitching

cause I'm hating on him we need some

context clues yeah my man was working at

Toys R Us and his heavy set manager that

smokes cigarettes touched his muscles

and said oh you look strong

[Music]

and she bumped it in and like rubbed his

back like that like she act like she

failed he caught a 50 piece what is

going on

I'm ratting

yeah

I mean when we coming up we would like

to be complimented by women but [ __ ]

is using that to their advantage because

you're not allowed to touch somebody's

muscles and say you look cute

you can't touch on my ass I'm female and

be like damn you work out nothing on

nobody you can't even talk to him not

for nothing 40 sounds a little light

works

Parker where's my New

York

[Applause]

I got your boxes

I don't know it's just I start off with

a strike you start it all because it may

help and then

that's good

you know don't start your [ __ ] bro hey

you know what's so crazy just sweat it

on with match it but you put it together

good with the eyes three pounds

tell me I don't know if that navy blue

matched that no I don't it don't I

wasn't trying to match somehow that

matches too but you killed it I'm not

bro stop get away

[Music]

[Laughter]

nice nice

fools

all right hold up what else is this what

else is funny what else is funny oh wait

we got to get the oh wait let me say

this what's good I don't know if this is

true or not just from [ __ ] sources

I don't know if this is true or not but

I'm reporting on it anyway because I

left

if in fact

you guys did steal ice spices chain

why y'all so excited about that yeah

I was lost are different that girl

and

curly hair and 100 pounds so good girl

I'm not saying you can't rob a girl but

it don't have the same effect when you

come to the internet and say I got your

[ __ ] I got this [ __ ]

that was it just trolling no

the link on the chain look nasty not

yeah and then her fancy she never wore

that James yeah that [ __ ] out of here

some [ __ ] yeah the link looked nasty

like something you get from King's Plaza

please rob some other poor girls

they looking for you next man looking

for me

ice

had that chain longer than I thought I

thought they'd have been to Nashville

wow you had that chain for a few years

now

I look good it looked good you seen a

new one

you did say that a while ago yes he did

say that

it's cool

um

that's what I was doing wow yo yo yo yo

Pardon Me part of me no I apologize

that's strike one

all right

so did I find this soldier boy was

apologizing to New Jersey okay nice he

got with his people

hey tone you know you got fans in Jersey

people look up to you you're a legend

you should apologize no need to just

stir up unnecessary drama

and play the all the apology it didn't

end up going so well I'm going live

right now

to shout out to all my

all my fans in New Jersey

I felt like yesterday I overreacted

on the video I ain't even watched the

video

I just seen the caption

that [ __ ] was putting up and I went

live and went off

see look I'm trying to be nice he's my

two band from New Jersey hey [ __ ] [ __ ]

New Jersey

suck my dick

[ __ ] all y'all fans again [ __ ] suck my

dick [ __ ] what every time I try to come

on here apologize and keep it right

that's what I'm saying [ __ ] [ __ ] New

Jersey we'll come blow that [ __ ] up

we'll come shoot that [ __ ] up y'all

ain't got [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] broke [ __ ]

[ __ ] y'all [ __ ] that what I'm saying

I'm done apologizing [ __ ] Jersey I'm

standing on it suck a dick [ __ ] Jersey

[ __ ] all y'all he is going on live right

now everybody

[ __ ] no jumping and [ __ ] world star [ __ ]

say cheese

[ __ ] that [ __ ] word that was funny

though [ __ ] soldiers son they got

Tourette's or something like yeah you

know I apologize you know I was a little

out of line

yo look at what he said yo yo

the funny [ __ ] is is saying hey I didn't

even watch that video I just grabbed the

phone and reply it you just did the same

[ __ ] again

that's right one [ __ ] comment saying

you're bad and go off yes your peoples

soldier boy I'm sure that you didn't

mean that but you probably won't be in

Jersey anytime or shooting up anything

over here he won't be doing it either

he's like the last person in New Jersey

how many states North America got again

50 [ __ ]

yes 50 states I thought they added one

no no Puerto Rico hasn't been out in DC

hasn't been at it yeah

they'll never add these

that'll [ __ ] they whole little voting

electoral [ __ ] up fam

okay

if I stay in school sometimes yeah yeah

just a little bit a little bit why to

learn the information that they put out

there

so y'all can spread it why is 50 states

it took out a lot more than that God

damn it that's all right China coming

back for all of it did y'all see uh did

y'all see uh Jeff Bezos building uh

building a

500 foot clock that is going to cost him

what 42 million dollars or 42 billion

some stupid [ __ ] for what somebody found

it it was going to outlast like every

human on earth

it's not hard to do Jeff

who cares this is what people with a lot

of money spending it's 42 mil that's

amazing

wow no I didn't see that I've been

looking at other money news I know you

want to talk about it why

serious how serious very it's very I

like China and Brazil

that's more than that Serge Arabia seven

countries basically all right so

basically China is out here spearheading

um a global

shift take off shift in that you know

China's China

and they've been playing dormant for a

while making us think they was just

manufacturing [ __ ] when they've been out

here plotting and scheming so China has

been in talks with Saudi Arabia first

has been in talks with Saudi Arabia and

Iran that have had a long decade

century-long Feud

they got them cool peace in the middle

now they're saying basically instead of

using the United States dollar worldwide

you have Russia China Saudi Arabia

um Iran South America Brazil

what's up America's continents not South

America South Africa Brazil and India

are basically coming together to do away

with the United States dollar as the

form of currency that we're using yes

that's going to change the world bro

like in a very very very drastic way our

adult and and they saying that basically

they're going to use the the Chinese

wand and it's going to be backed by the

gold standard again

because the United States went away from

the gold standard isn't it the end

no yen is Japan I think

yeah

I think but that's big so all of our

banking our dollar is going to lose

value if they pull it off our dollar is

going to lose value I think it's gonna

lead to a World War some United States

start bullying them all focus when we

don't get our way

and they like all right come on

oil prices all of that [ __ ] gonna be

basically getting ran by the Chinese

it's a deep thing

we're going to be being ran by to run by

the Chinese you're saying aren't we all

ready

we kind of already are everything we buy

is from China

right so our military has been basically

the like yeah you got money but I'll

rough you up now when I go get seven

other [ __ ] you can't rough me up no

more so now we're gonna see what happens

what year is the war coming because the

war is coming it's coming yeah I think

that part is I think it's coming I think

in the next five years we'll have them I

think it's going to be not traditional

War as we think I think the war is going

to be fought in like a digital

front now it's possible like I think the

attacks that we I think all like even

the [ __ ] these trains derail and I think

all of this [ __ ] is Warfare happening I

think covet was Warfare I think fentanyl

is war yeah

if there is if you're watching out there

I'm sorry guys if you're watching out

there and you are an amazing tattoo

removal artist I need you to come up

here and get all this vaccine [ __ ] up

out of me that they put in me I got all

three of them shits nice is right if the

[ __ ] War started happening and they

press the Inspector Gadget red red

button and all the [ __ ] with the

vaccines start Last of Us and out here

that [ __ ] ain't funny yo

if it's Last of Us and I look like I'm

changing one of y'all better try to save

me before y'all shoot me an edge going

into Hudson

thank you

my man we gonna hold them down you know

like they did in um

oh

yeah you know why else Last of Us is

good we knew when that [ __ ] got up from

getting shot the Mormon [ __ ] was asked

you knew when he got good they was y'all

was dead nasty [ __ ] that [ __ ]

don't play with them he didn't Blick he

Jason that last that last scene in the

hospital

yeah he took [ __ ] was a little fakie

though like when they kill too many

[ __ ]

should be fake yo don't get shot again I

like how it ended too I think more [ __ ]

you're in like that that [ __ ] was hard

I want to see it this fly is it good

it's really good except for uh episode

seven

I don't know if they came with another

season but the guy that played Superman

he was like a medieval show um like he's

like a wolf man or some type of crazy

[ __ ]

come on guys help me you watching I

don't know who played Superman Henry

Cavill yeah thank you

thank you but he's not Superman no more

right you know that right now he's not

so many I never watched an episode of

Superman I never I don't even know the

show you're talking about but I just

know the actor there's no it's Henry

Cavs

yes

and June 10th is my 20-year anniversary

officially

oh wow damn celebration you gonna get

your royalties back

my royalties your Masters or whatever

that [ __ ] called no not in 20 years 30.

10 more years ain't got 10 more years to

[ __ ] you over

here

damn

20 years

watch me float these next 10 years

dude

yeah I'm cool waiting I sent an um

I sent an um

some of my last few recording contracts

to the lawyers to see what the standings

was and get some information and [ __ ]

boy I signed some bad [ __ ]

outside some desperation this [ __ ] over

here yeah

[Laughter]

that's my man I saw some [ __ ] I believe

but I wasn't even mad I ain't even mad

at it yeah at the time

here we are now if it was a tough [ __ ]

up

okay

um what else is important or unimportant

oh [ __ ]

tonight tonight well this happened

already but uh Iowa versus South

Carolina is uh the women's basketball oh

yeah which is basically the championship

uh if you're not familiar which I'm not

either I'm speaking about this

casualties

Iowa has the little white girl that

should be going crazy bucket

but South Carolina is in South Carolina

this is really going to be the

championship game

yes and that's really why I was like

that song starts at seven I think my

nephew play at 12. yeah no I'm watching

into the fighting shout out to win

sports they'd be fighting a lot I know

some [ __ ] [ __ ] no say no no cause on me

just look away I want some [ __ ] they

be fighting on the on the court

they be fighting and I'm telling you on

my algorithm

oh you get all that on your algorithm

yeah I ain't seen a fight in female

basketball and I don't know how long

what I guess it must be it's your

algorithm feeding you the [ __ ] they

be getting whooped

one girl was shaking their hands shorty

from Iowa

yeah

girls go harder than some of your [ __ ]

from what I hear

big man how you doing man I'm good I'm

just impressed that you guys are you

know interested in women's sports I'm

not okay

I'm just gonna be honest [ __ ] this is a

lot of horse manure right there standing

I'm not I'm not watching are you gonna

backtrack no I'm not watching it why

it's just not interesting it doesn't

interest me why not it just don't

interest me girl dad

girl Dad yes I'm just wait you said my

daughter ain't playing no sports right

now I said right now I'm speaking on

right now yeah I was about to get you

my daughter

what do you mean are you preventing her

are you controlling the activities that

are going to be presented absolutely not

what y'all not gonna be stage dead yes

100 will you be up there rooting your

girl alone while she doing the best

when you're forcing your kid up there

yeah I'm all that

so you do like did you like have tea

parties with her yes yes that is so cute

daddy you gotta drink it it don't mean

nothing in there but I drink it

I do all that [ __ ] it's good that is so

adorable it's blowing way better right

I just think

[Laughter]

ing

thank you what I'm saying is these

casinos give people free drinks and then

they become vulnerable they end up

gambling more money than they have and I

was a victim of that and I lost a lot of

money and I'm facing a lot of issues

right now my wife's boyfriend recently

got her pregnant and I'm here for a

church event

um speaking for I'm a member of the

Church of Scientology and I don't

normally drink but I'm very vulnerable

I'm in a position now where I don't know

what I'm going to do because financially

I'm gonna have to take care of this baby

potentially because he's out on parole

right now and he has an upcoming Pace

where he could be facing a long time in

jail so potentially I'm gonna have to

financially support this baby and I come

to Las Vegas for a work event and I get

fed alcohol and I get entirely way too

intoxicated I go to the ATM I use my

credit card they make it very accessible

to be able to gamble with my credit card

you know this America they make it

absolutely incredibly accessible

councilman to be able to take all I have

and now I got to go back to Clearwater

Florida and I have nothing but the

vulnerability

yeah that was that was hilarious who was

that it was a dude

like the Las Vegas board or something

like it was like the mayor some some

politicians and he was arguing the fact

that like all those Vegas [ __ ] should be

illegal because I just came out here and

got taken for everything y'all predators

that I voluntarily go to the ATM swipe

my card take money out and put it on the

table but do you think that being tipsy

or drunk can lead you to spend more

money yes yeah that's the goal it

impairs your judgment he got a point you

don't have no he don't he walked in

there I'm just laughing at how fat he

was

out of breath look how fast he started

dirty macking and hating on the [ __ ] yo

dog yeah you know my my wife got

pregnant by uh criminal Rosco about to

go back to jail so I'm gonna be solely

responsible for taking care of this baby

because he busted my chick and then you

know he gotta go lay up the [ __ ] love

make you do y'all

baby

[Music]

all right come on we got music we got

music to get to finally finally some

releases what came out you know I'll

never know oh Chloe came out fire you

heard it was right fire fire

Chloe was gonna be fire I kind of

figured she thought it was going to be

it's too much backing it's too much

support there's too many talented ears

listening to the music they going to the

best writers but the best beats and

people that know how to make songs

that's what her album sounds like

um it's like the Whopper Junior to

Beyonce's

Whopper okay I can see that though yeah

yeah it sounds like these are some songs

that be heard and passed on at some

point or just had a hand then with sound

do it when you hear it you'll see what

I'm talking about but really good songs

I might play a sleeper off in that

project today

um drama dropped his two projects He did

um Tyler it was uh call me if you get

lost the estate sale which was and it's

a deluxe it's a deluxe edition but it's

longer than the traditional Deluxe

records yeah so it was like a semi-new

project I guess yeah and then halfway

okie doke I bought it anyway but yeah

there's a couple joints in that there's

a couple jokes it's a kind of standard

Deluxe to me where there's yeah there's

a joint and then there's some [ __ ] that

you clearly didn't put on the album on

purpose but it's cool

I liked it um I like the experimentation

on there like those different Bops and

yeah yeah throwing Vince is definitely a

a different Bop early 2000s kind of Bop

or something like that

and um

drama's album

uh I'm really like that came out

which can't be bad with a title like

that

I love the Tyler from from the intro I

love the Tyler record on there the intro

Legends smoked it just Tyler one verse

straight to the point

um the standout

the surprise track on there

um it's it's 42 Doug and Lil Uzi I

wouldn't have expected them to win a

record together but

wow Uzi slid on this track well maybe I

won't skip it then I mean he went crazy

yeah okay he went crazy like that was a

surprise when um I listened to the whole

project two or three times I forget

because I just kept letting it play the

standout verse

and I was happy because it's my favorite

rapper

geez there's a song on there

um called race different it's nipsy

Hustle

cheesy and blast on the hook

and Jeezy's verse on there is probably

one of the

best verses I think he's ever done it's

in it's easily a top ten Jeezy verse but

it was a standout version album to me um

but overall good project

really well object a couple joints on

there that I could go without hey y'all

know y'all all call me a Westside gun

hater he rapped on us I like when he

raps I say that all the time yeah he

rapped and I like it

so I'm not a hater I enjoyed that review

good job

I like getting the stand down track his

personal favorite verse

Give me a review like that too

yeah it's gonna be rap r b both what

would the name be

the title I'm sure you'll be right there

in the studio to help

looking good for those scrumptious

sure you'll be right there to come up

with a title or two yeah

um a little inspiration who else who

else came out

um yo a single that surprised me Gucci

dropped a single called o6 Gucci

the album cover the single art was dope

because it had the picture of him with

the uh Braves Jersey from 06 and he weak

it was a split and he recreated the

exact same image today

so and it features the baby in 21 Savage

we haven't heard from the baby in a

minute

so I was like okay let me see what you

did with this

and it's fire it's it's

21's verses is nuts yo he came on there

and like it's just a reminder track

letting y'all know hey this is how we

get there which one was the standout

verse in that one

the same 21 you cut off the nas project

I mean of the Drake project yeah same

21. yeah see I can praise you here and

not like it over here right I'm

objective good job

that's crazy

that's part of you no it's part of the

pie okay he won't do nothing to help the

Pod I know except talk my brains out

tell all my personal information

you know who

you know [ __ ] are fool this guy I'm a

team anymore and uh

music Larry June Alchemist drop I only

listened to it once so I don't have his

uh in depth of review as ice does

um but it's a solid project no yeah you

can't follow him

that's right that's strike one yo

you get three just do one liner

you can't come after that you can't say

that no that's a good review Stand Out

versatile I'm just trying to inform

people what came up 38 special project

was real dope does he he he sleep no no

not really just raps

writing in his sleep and Shout Out Royce

he dropped the um the heaven experience

EP it's uh it was six records yeah

something like that race drop music yeah

new music yes yeah drop DP today my

sleeper's off of that my Co-op race God

damn it racing Red Man

you heard me you lying you heard me

how could I not have known that because

you're trash no they kind of snuck it up

my New Jersey citizenship someone

married

that's crazy you trying to deport me huh

that's funny

I believe it watch did you see nobody

say nothing yep

thank you for you yeah word

for me uh what else what else what else

what else Mariah Carey something Mariah

Carey and Meg the stallion are

headlining um LA's pride in the park

and you thought you should come let us

know about it

pride in the park

absolutely yeah salute to Prada

yeah absolutely

absolutely

ladies and gentlemen

this is the awkward silence

but we just let the bus pass the whole

it's all the way back

and now you wearing pink Doma

Roman wear pink I agree okay that's my

[ __ ]

[Music]

those are times

yeah

you've been practicing in the mirror at

home

don't try to be

debating aspect of this broadcast don't

try to have jokes too now you got one

you got some jokes and you got some bars

keep going no no don't let him get going

like a chicken in the tail

[Laughter]

s

these frogs don't come out in the winter

what the hell who hired this 70 year old

man

Parks had to stop

and got the nerve to have never heard of

a live makes his way around the world

before

his pants on not fighting yeah that's

fire I'm stealing that it's out

heard it before though they won't think

you're the author that's for sure you

want to be an author so bad with your

book coming out yo you'll see I'll come

in let anybody know

absolutely like the did not go jvp

I with the pom-poms love Yeah ladies and

gentlemen

I see you're true

oh man what else came out for the music

music yo August Alsina yo your last [ __ ]

was trash

[Laughter]

I was disappointed that's all because

his last album was really really really

really good last album was like over 20

songs a lot of heat I just hate when you

can hear the

uh lacking production or you could just

hear where the features whatever

happened this time whoever was there in

the studio different people from last

time and I was disappointed as somebody

who was waiting for new August Alsina

and now I sound bisexual when I even say

that because of him

and now you run around that [ __ ] anyway

you got it that's all I got in music

yeah that's it I don't know of anything

else

ghost face and Raekwon

come on Parks what they did they drop

something

aren't they

doing a project Ghostface Raekwon and

people are working on the project I'm

not even into that wait wow

damn [ __ ] I didn't know big ghost I

didn't know that's correct right in your

house ghost face yeah right now

the FX you had to ask him to get up that

[ __ ] was hilarious that was

uncomfortable a [ __ ] was like uh sir

I'm your biggest fan finally the Wu-Tang

show did a good episode about ghost

album and it was just about what was

happening when ghost album was created

instead of making some weird Kung Fu

flick out of it they [ __ ] on y'all

too who y'all who the fans oh y'all some

people like that trash

it's a good show and they ruined it with

all these weird sideshows

but this one was good anyway guys I'm

looking forward to that album one day

I'm gonna go back and watch all them

shows it's good it's a good shot it's

really I heard it's amazing it's really

good all right I haven't seen this

season outside the first episode how

many seasons are they in three three

three well they ain't that hard to catch

up are they are they basing the show of

a real life it's uh from all the

interviews that the members have said

outside they say it's

loose it's loose Loop base got it

from

primarily them but then when they speak

on it people in a fan base speak on it

to you [ __ ]

I'll be trying not to laugh you know

it's funny every time to me because he's

starting to answer they didn't catch it

you're already committed to the answers

I don't get it

what got you

yeah there you go

so y'all they wouldn't got they indicted

Big T man

we can can we not call him that that's

his name Trump

's house

the trump card

Trump win the books my mother text me

and he got him man please man don't

um okay I don't think he does the second

job at all not 30 seconds all the things

that he's been accused of doing this one

is the uh

this one ain't gonna be the one that

gets him he said paying off stormy right

no but they didn't release what they're

indicting him for no I saw it so no it

was not released it yet so

yeah what they're implying is it's like

30 counts

yeah it's like a 30 count indictment

um and basically this is about the hush

money that was paid to the porn star

Stormy Daniels back in like what 2016.

yeah

um and this whether or not this was like

a violation of like uh campaign Finance

yeah they paid all the campaign funds

yeah oh and so with the campaign funds

you got to document every dollar spent

um

I did awesome you think he's gonna do

jail time never

crazy

Trump has 40 Years of relationships in

New York City in New York state yeah

from from the ground with the mafia all

the way up to the politicians Donald

Trump been around a while my [ __ ] yes

not going to no jail what hey John John

remember I got your people ain't gonna

say [ __ ] any not gonna rap and he's not

gonna rap not gonna tell

and he ain't doing no jail time I think

I've said this before I think it's just

um

with the election coming up he is still

like I saw some poll just two days ago

he was at like 60 to win the Republican

nominations crazy and I think they're

trying to just knock that down yeah I

think that's all that's all this is just

we cannot let him win that nomination

I'm gonna agreement right that's what

the scientist is talking about I'll put

the wall up he's trying to win some of

that no he won't say yeah yeah

that's who they want to back but Trump's

popularity why they feel like they can't

get the support of those whites without

saying hey we're gonna put the wall up

that divisiveness and that elitism is

how you draw your base

that's the dog whistles

white people love Evergreen

I thought they were gonna really put

them all up

they started they started they tried

it's some some spots with some wall up

it's a waste of money

it's a waste of money and I agree and

it's logistically impossible

or China

no the funny [ __ ]

that might be strike too

yeah yeah it might happen China has a

great wall they don't have it you

understand that we get it it was a long

built centuries ago my [ __ ] to keep out

[ __ ] that have bow and arrows

so what uh the funny [ __ ] though was

when he first mentioned building the

wall he was like I'm gonna build a wall

and have Mexico pay for it

Mexican [ __ ] said what Mexico

what Mexico they think can't climb over

there

I see them shooting Bazookas at

airplanes over there

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he had an aircraft

I think of your wall oh man and they say

Mexico was safer than the U.S

[ __ ] they got Bazookas here too

man you know how much [ __ ] wish they

could build a tunnel on the ground and

escape from jail

you know Shawshank Redemption that [ __ ]

is just a fiction

Morgan Freeman I love you but come on

let's try to follow and hit the rocket

I had a nail file and I carved a square

out of the wall

something is wrong with you

why would they make a movie like that to

give people false hopes you know what

[ __ ] got [ __ ] up for even trying to

scratch a paint over the wall

right

Cory make everything racy everything

nobody's right though somebody escaped

jail like two years ago like that like

they got it wasn't that that was like

with the God yeah so you [ __ ] the

goddess you know

what's on the Run

it wasn't based on race that's based on

dick

you found a little heavy never mind see

I thought we would talk about this if I

all have you guys the race plays a part

in dick I ain't never seen a white dick

make this

good job a pension retirement

shot in the head or some [ __ ] yeah they

died

[ __ ]

Brooklyn [ __ ]

Philadelphia chick

the one with the CEO the one that got

fired the one where she was licking his

fingers

she was yeah she was looking at she's

crying who was looking for my family

the [ __ ] recorded all the jail phone

I'm gonna sucking his fingers

they found her phone found a video she

got her she got arrested yeah he lost

her job and everything yeah she was

why you think like it's stressful being

at that job hey yo dog correct you're a

CEO right you're a person no doubt so

okay

if it's a fly [ __ ] it's a fly [ __ ] he

gonna be a fly [ __ ] in jail or out same

[ __ ] that you might have been on his

head when he was out in the streets

don't forget Wayne was knocking [ __ ] off

he ain't as smart as I'd be thinking

don't forget that human's a person if

he's flying outside

yeah I'm saying we fly with his son out

he fly when the moon is out

here

being that [ __ ] could get you some

[ __ ]

wherever you at no matter where you go

there

he was he was Lil Wayne was

we just thought and the women was

talking about it risking their job

not me I'm saying yo what I'm saying I

remember

the thing about the thing what's funny

about that is Lil Wayne gonna be a

little limited

he's stupid

to be Wayne today until you got to be

waiting tomorrow

if you had to do a year somewhere

you wouldn't be knocking [ __ ] off I mean

if you're not in a relationship

if you weren't in a relationship and you

had to do a year in prison for two years

I'm pretty sure [ __ ] one of them [ __ ]

no

CEO you knocked some [ __ ]

I hate you I'm gonna give me a little

boyfriend

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you promised me you promised me

I dropped the reverse

you wouldn't get you a little piece not

a man no I don't go that way out CEO

yeah but if you can't get a CEO then

then I'm asked out not that

okay

you're out of here

I see Joe I see it's true

you had a lot of special privileges you

had a um

[Applause]

I've seen one of them shows where [ __ ]

[ __ ] still still kill them really

took that [ __ ] right behind the stairs

that might have been season one

Americans now yes you talk about some

fantasy [ __ ] I wouldn't see yes it was

was it seal yeah CEO was [ __ ] the

chick

um that was locked up in the mouth oh

yeah yeah

I thought yeah that is true that was a C

I'm cool that scared me that was it I

was racy now I would get a little CEO to

bring me like some cookies and [ __ ]

[Laughter]

Okay cookie cookie he'd be the one knock

the CEO up what ice cream he would he

would have a jail baby

cause you can't help me I could say you

can't help yourself you're crazy like

three of them down two having them

beefing it all

right they didn't fight no babies right

for real

what

what about it why your voice so hard oh

my God [ __ ] all of you what are you

wondering though about the CEO situation

no I'm just literally like you guys

couldn't do like a one two year bid the

first thing you're thinking about is

like who am I gonna [ __ ] it's a joke no

no it's not a joke I got my Fifi on day

one I'm cool

I'm cool

I'm telling so I'm not doing the day one

anyway and I could get through you in no

[ __ ] easy yeah me too easy I could do

that easy easy easy no problem yeah

without a smoke same not even close not

me [ __ ] I might have I might have less

headaches that year too miraculously

stress-free I might look like I found a

fountain of you man [ __ ] be annoying

I hate when they catch you knowing that

they annoying

about

[Laughter]

it

no why you say that

nah I'm fully freaking around tell me

some more

oh my God bite the hole in yourself

why do you like that you know just you

just want me shut up oh why you say that

so bad yes oh no I'd be getting caught

because I'll be like

do any of you guys have like a rule

about going to bed mad

like some people have a rule like we

don't go to bed wait no no no no

okay like some people have a rule where

they're like we don't go to bed mad we

we settle our grievances before we get

into the bed because you don't want it

to carry on into the next day sometimes

so imagine because that applies is that

a plot of slapping your [ __ ] what

that's right man

double strike

oh my God

[Applause]

you don't have no strikes

[ __ ] out out

struck up

got it now what are we doing today

yeah do you guys have like a rule where

you don't go to bed angry or no you'll

say no you [ __ ] you grab the covers and

turn over see yeah if I'm going to bed

angry I'm gonna cheat oh god oh no but

she's right some people do that Mama fix

her some people have a rule that's a

joke it's a joke by the way it's a joke

we could say who had an argument this

week a real [ __ ] ain't happening

real [ __ ] ain't happening

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huh

[ __ ] said huh

it's Saturday Saturday

you're all in love yeah

oh look at my baby at me I love you so

much I'm so proud of everything oh

I thought that was the first

she got him she got

him she [ __ ] got him that's my baby

and women women are great

powerful they got all the Timeless

transformation like when you really sit

down and dissect like you did Daddy and

I didn't do that and they more clever

than us way more oh yeah [ __ ] that bag

of tricks is you can't be that

egotistical to think that you're more

clever than a woman I didn't say too you

made a face at me I didn't make anything

at you do you think that women do you

think that a woman's cheating or the way

she cheat could be more clever than the

way you cheat

you talking to an experts yeah you got a

lot of practice

I just don't agree with that I think

it's a case-by-case basis really

[Laughter]

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what was this Tiffany Belinda Carlisle

no

the Bengals no I'll turn it up some

films

right there [ __ ] oh you had to at least

give it to the pre-hook and the chorus

you know this when you're the chorus

yeah

yeah this was my [ __ ] when I was eight

[ __ ]

come on

Mel want to be in the black Dawson's

Creek so bad

and me hold up breakdown hey

you know this too no there's no Wilson

Phillips sound like oh okay it's about

to say you might lose your black card

over this

if I lost my Jamaican car you definitely

lost your mind

[Laughter]

yeah Wilson Phillips all right what else

is not important

uh

uh Tick Tock getting banned give us the

rundown on that so wow for years they've

been for a couple years they've been

trying to bend Tick Tock

um politicians and I recently saw

because I think I think Trump tried it

he was like if they're not sold to an

American

um company then they'll be banned in the

United States

everyone's beef with Tick Tock is it's a

chinese-owned company also part of the

Warfare that I said I believe is

happening that's ethnicityism

but it's bigger than that it's weight

it's it's not just that it's a Chinese

company because there's a bunch of

companies that are Chinese I think the

beef is they have certain restrictions

to the Chinese kids that's not the beef

no I know the beef the beef is no no no

no it's not the beef I didn't even