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enjoy the show there was a new man's

truck for a year like three months

remember I was driving the black truck

to pick up yeah you don't remember that

you remember these sneakers though I

want to know where you get this outfit

from and who put you together

they flip chill out no I'm not not today

I'm also snake [ __ ] today

why are you on situation and you're not

supposed to tell people when you're on

snakes I would have prepared you for my

snickery you just supposed to sneak not

because it's different I don't think

look nice

but why are you on Snapchat cause that

[ __ ] doing hey I [ __ ] look at he

coming to work

for peanut butter to be your color

you've been killing peanut butter the

last few pods

yeah Mac you know how Matt come through

you got a float that's cool with me you

got a little you looked at me that's

cool with me you gotta look I felt that

yo dog you hating on watch when I walked

in the door everything I did I stalked

everything you did [ __ ] cause I'm gonna

hate on you that's disgusting at least

he's honest about it yeah he's proud not

just honest

I was happy to see you I thought about

you this week whoa I I did ain't no

poisoning I'm impossible today I'm

impossible my [ __ ] number one [ __ ]

[ __ ] that what's up number one oh yeah

man what's good what happened what's up

what's up y'all

how's it feel leading the pack like that

man it feels integrity and uh what else

was it uh impact

listen honestly it felt really good at

first it felt really good at first but

then it dawned on me as the

congratulations calls and texts started

coming in that people thought that the

world had changed but everything is the

same nothing changed

and then I got angered

because why they thought that something

I've been number one [ __ ] so then I got

mad that there were people that thought

that I wasn't numbered because who the

[ __ ] y'all thought was number one any of

the mother [ __ ] that was on the list I

gave that the fast swiper

I don't even see you [ __ ] 16 15 13.

you Mumbo jumbled up in there

what what happened

salute man

we saluting for the day yeah absoluted

for the day I put my old Thumb in

Charlemagne face

get up [ __ ] move out of my way let me

get to the top hey to the people to the

fans out there of mine that were

scrolling the list

number by number from top to bottom

getting angrier as you went lower

because you didn't see my name

where the [ __ ] did you think it would be

you're going to talk well yeah

I mean that's my question

support me

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that's the energy today do we want to go

down the list and critique I didn't see

the list

I have to go where was y'all I seen me

and was like

they got it right look no more yeah good

job godflex

everybody out there has an imagination

not just me just imagine what's there

y'all know it's there you ain't got to

see it

it's that new invisible set you know

what I could go do when the [ __ ] I feel

like it these other [ __ ] be talking

about oh yesterday quite explained today

but I accept the price yesterday the

price changes y'all don't change my

price

what the [ __ ] arrogance y'all changed

my crack [ __ ] if I get a headache next

hour yo stop playing with me today stop

playing with me today man yeah

what's up [ __ ] the [ __ ] is going on

here today huh

all jokes aside the interview is great

though it was a lot of gyms look yes I I

thought so too they did they did a good

job my mom called with that same [ __ ]

it's like oh my God that interview was

so amazing it really was

yeah it was new it was dope listen I'm

just talking [ __ ] I will start this park

soon but I think by now most of y'all

out there for real for real know how I

feel about lists honestly but this is

different solely because I know how they

feel about lists not how I feel about

this complex they put their entire Brain

Trust and their company runs that's

their [ __ ] that's their [ __ ] so when

they try to put a list together they

really have their little hipster fights

so I'm glad even with how I left that

company

that you have to acknowledge

the amazing job that's been done since

since then

hmm yeah that's a good point it's a full

circle moment it's not a list [ __ ] a

list don't you love a full circle moment

I love a good full circle moment

especially when I was talking my [ __ ] on

the way out now I'd be going crazy so if

you can forgive me then we could get

closer

[Laughter]

oh man salute the complex salute to some

of the people on that list some ogs some

icons some Legends some Inspirations of

mine but

ultimately not number one

the tape and put the toilet tissue on

top we'll put some tape over the top to

record our favorite song y'all should

record me right this second

because I'm Number [ __ ] you might

pick something up that could help

help you along the way I might say some

of that [ __ ] some of you [ __ ] watch me

some of you [ __ ] Vie for my attention

hit record

screen recording me

what that's my energy day all right all

right I'm done I'm done I'm done back to

Humble

back to Humble Joe I'm looking at this

list back to humility [ __ ] look back to

humility I gotta start I gotta start man

you want to read some of the lists

why are we starting this podcast without

my [ __ ] all my orange M M's

oh my God all orange though oh no you

better not be nothing else all orange M

M's where's my iced coffee my ice should

be aquapona I think y'all know that

about me already please don't give me

ice cubes of tap

everybody below number one was tapped oh

my God

I just came from the car wash Barber

came through last night uh Al Green on

the [ __ ] Bluetooth

The Vibes candles was lit come on man

smell good because the house has 70

degrees outside huh you got your hater

blockers on come on man gotta do it

Melissa put all the baby oil gel on I

did I did okay

I'm chilling now I ain't even notice

didn't even notice all right now let me

start let me start let me start let's

salute to y'all out there let me see

what type of inspiration we giving them

today let's see I thought that was the

inspiration no no he somehow has

recording a boy he just didn't play that

back that's the average person who they

are they'll give you their name they'll

say I'm Bob Proctor but I'm not Bob and

Proctor are two words my parents given

them to me they're called names but it's

not me it's my name then somebody will

say well this is me but this isn't me

either it's my body like you never flown

down here to the to the studio and say

body won't be in today it's sick we

don't say amhan Duran leg it's my hand

my leg my body my name

who am I we live simultaneously on three

planes of understanding we're spiritual

creatures we have an intellect and we

live in physical bodies but because we

lack awareness or understanding of who

we are we're totally locked into a

physical world and we let things outside

of Us control US 95 of the population

are reacting to life they're not really

living at all if a person will start to

study that and look for the answer

they'll find it is that Michael Singer

that's

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry did you

just interrupt number one

did you just wait I'm sorry

don't do that don't touch me yo did you

just

how you start with that and then play

that I love the dough sample

all right all right all right because I

felt at the car wash when a [ __ ] at the

Wrangler was in front of me acting bad

[ __ ] move

the big boys is out now you don't see us

hot out why you got that ring loud here

with the doors on it still yo don't be a

bad driver around me yo I know these

streets like the back of my hand I know

every turn sick uh third merge lane I

know the left turn only lane I know the

intersections I know the lights I know

the spots to zoom in front of you come

on stop playing with me you bad drivers

get out the way when real [ __ ] is

moving you heard

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microphone check one two what is this

welcome to episode 6 15.

6 15 of the Joe Budden podcast I'm your

humble gracious grateful and highly

favored host uh Joe Budden also known as

number one also known as who the [ __ ]

did y'all think would ever be number one

as long as I'm here also known as only

been body and [ __ ] ever since I first

survived your stuff but hold on with a

gunshots

everybody we all here

I couldn't have done it without my guys

well I could have but could have I could

have but it's more fun with you guys

it's more fun with y'all what's up man

all right

yeah that's what I said I could have

done it without you try to be

sentimental with you like no yeah

well I didn't

know what now what hey

big freeze huh

let me get the really talking up in here

are we cool we cool

we cool

that's right I know what the [ __ ] time

it is when that factory told them [ __ ]

I'm out next month I got [ __ ] to do big

freeze

how's everybody doing how's everybody

feeling how you're living on your block

mines is hot Come on talk to me

that's right that's right big part this

is good man we feel good I think

everybody feel good man weekend

great weekend how about your weekend oh

it's great I was in the city yeah you

was at the pause packing District right

yes

yes okay did you enjoy yourself I did I

did yeah I went to go support one of my

girlfriends she opened up one of her

second location in pier 57. nice yeah

it's I don't know if this is against the

rule what type of dress is that what is

that considered

yeah I it's just a flowy dress hello

stay with her

back in the days is this your way of

saying that Mel looks attractive to me

she looks extremely there you go but

it's just an old school dress it looks

it's fine though

Focus

no I Put a Spell on You

yo why are you a child

why are you a child around women

if another if we see another somebody

like that let's Stacy we gonna roast a

Stacy if you'll get your ass up man what

you killing it thank you amazing there

you go that was a long way of saying

that yeah my weekend was good thank you

for asking thank you nobody even all

right I wasn't sure it was good yeah

WrestleMania weekend I watch

WrestleMania so you know

good weekend

good weekend you watch both nights the

whole nights but I want to get you know

before we get into them WrestleMania is

two nights now

yeah

how was your weekend

oh [ __ ]

oh well the party pooper

pardon me I should have watched

WrestleMania he don't even try to do

nothing conversation

a social life adult fun you didn't do no

abilities nothing huh you mean work

nothing but the tree houses

didn't talk to anybody have a

conversation provoke a thought you go

mow no grass or anything Inspire someone

be inspired

so he was well rested this weekend I was

did you procrastinate at all this

weekend yeah did you defeat a demon come

on give us something Buddy

me and I said the same thing but you

only cursed to me defeat a demon that's

what you said I said that you

procrastinate yeah which is one of you

yeah it's a demon no but I didn't I

meant did he embrace it did he actually

procrastinate I did yeah it's like

pulling teeth I don't want to [ __ ]

right here anyway

thank you so much I don't have to keep

talking to this girl I greatly

appreciate it yeah yeah some [ __ ]

think they're too cute

what's up I'm chilling man I'm good man

I chill I watched the dreamville [ __ ]

all weekend I was working I had a good

weekend though it was good okay there is

a lot for us to get to there is uh so we

shouldn't my weekend was well thank

y'all for asking you just jumped right

over me with the parks fast I picked

that number one I thought if I asked one

of y'all no no no no no no no no no no

we're not and that's my bad yeah you're

right

my weekend was great actually

oh

I couldn't wait

oh my God I ain't gonna lie I did hear

that entirely too much from the women

last well I couldn't wait

I heard that more than I've heard Happy

Father's Day in 42 years from women

every day man you're gonna do that yeah

sorry Mel it's over yeah it's all right

we gotta move you had a good brother

yeah thank you thank you and you know

what yeah

audience

I'm backing up off that

it's not women's appreciation month but

we are going to talk about uh the

Women's Championship game and the South

Carolina Iowa game

and boy if y'all were impressed with Meg

throwing at baseball

see what these women were doing

don't get crazy oh they were dribbling

pulling up for 35. they were [ __ ]

they did dances

shots 40 feet out I watched that [ __ ]

hey if that Meg [ __ ] rocked your world

you guys have to been in orbit looking

at these women perform

you saw what Meg had all the way through

that [ __ ]

no he's got a point

I'm just asking a question

all right okay all right looks nice yes

all right she looks nice did y'all see

women shooting the ball did you see them

white jeans

my bad no it's all good nope nope okay

amazing

she looked um

ice give us the stats as to how many

um how many viewers

9.9 million viewers it was more than it

was more than off the top of the Dome

when you're number one

[Laughter]

it was more than any woman's college

basketball game ever any major league

soccer game ever any Stanley Cup game

since 1973 the 2023 Orange Bowl the 2023

Sugar Bowl all of 2023 Thursday Night

Football

um how was that well most of them [ __ ]

was trash so I'm just saying all seasons

2021 NBA Finals 2020 World Series

2021 NBA Finals now that's that's now

2021 NBA Finals who played in that [ __ ]

that's the bucks right

foreign

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[Laughter]

World Series the finale of Last of Us

and the most recent MLB NBA and NFL

All-Star games wow congratulations

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[Applause]

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let's get to the [ __ ] I was at the bar

on Friday they were going crazy at the

bar dudes was pounding the that's my

girl that's my girl oh my God it was

going crazy yeah it was lit Caitlyn

clock

[ __ ] shooting why are we starting with

the loser thank you well because why are

we starting with the white South

Carolina first that's the loser game

don't start with number twos

especially on number one day let's talk

about it yeah yeah

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South Carolina I couldn't be happier to

be wrong in this true now and of course

let me preface all of this where y'all

know goddamn well that I don't know all

about women's basketball right you was

wrong about what that's what's fly about

all this [ __ ] though that's yeah the

discovery yeah the discovery is fly and

that's what makes me mad about all the

backlash that we'll get to in a minute

discovery that you guys actually find

interest in women's basketball is that

the discovery no well yeah but no

because if you like basketball you like

basketball but you need storyline to

sell some of these things true like like

we have the guys we have Steph Curry or

Davidson like we have we have so many

Glenn Robinson I'm Old Randolph

children's Wake Forest like I have I

have all of that mm-hmm

for women all we know about is Cheryl

Miller [ __ ] the grace Lisa Leslie is

not it's very rarely this many sheriffs

this very rarely this much story

attached to

a great a great game and two great teams

like we used to seeing uh Pat Summitt

when whenever you see Pat Summitt you

come just run through we used to see in

Yukon and Gus I'm saying it right right

that is Gus that's Gus yeah Yukon uh

coach yeah no what um no before when

they was dominant women's basketball

coach the guy Gene Gene Gene I'm sorry

we used to seeing him dominate uh

Tennessee there's somebody else there's

somebody else but in South Carolina

so now for Caitlin Clark to come out and

be the damn near the best college

women's basketball athlete we've ever

seen first time back to back 40 point

games like she just did a lot that we no

one's ever seen and she looked good

doing it and one of them one of them

quarters against South Carolina she was

responsible for every Point scored or

assisted in the fourth in the final she

was going crazy she was ridiculous she

was she's made it looked like she'd have

nobody else on her team as an observer

who has not watched much Iowa basketball

it was like damn they just clear out

give her the ball every single no matter

what hell or high water and it kept

working yeah it works yeah that's just

until you face a better team so her

credit yeah yo if you know I'm getting

the ball and you still can't stop me

that's some other [ __ ] yeah but and

South Carolina was the projected

favorite against the field I want to say

that so they lost that game in Iowa it's

in very impressive fashion they won

but app but after the game

we started seeing the clip circulating

of how they chose to guard the

three-point line

and I thought all of that was swaggy I'm

a Kobe Bryant fan

on the court you are allowed to compete

so if you want to not guard your

opponent out there and wave your hand

and make a face then girl that's just

what we're doing right now and if it

works

then I salute you but after the game

that coach got up there and she gave a

really hard for I follow her on the gram

and she gave a heartfelt speech about

what's called South Carolina oh Dawn

about amazing watch how y'all speak

about these women and my girls and this

team and how you reference them and she

just was getting in her bag

and it wasn't highlighted the way it

should have been because they were on

the losing side of the game but boy what

a precursor yeah

that's for what was to come

it's true because like Park said I am I

am blown away that some of these

storylines have taken over what really

was just a magnificent the story lines

have taken over I don't even know I

don't know nothing about the Yukon game

word yeah

I don't know nothing about that Yukon

game I don't know the highest score oh

no I saw it again

I mean it didn't help that it was a it

wasn't as tight of a game and it's San

Diego it was no one really knows about

or cares about unfortunately yeah I'm

just saying so now you have Caitlin

Clark let's get to the meat and potatoes

Kaylin Clark does the handwave John Cena

[ __ ] uh against South Carolina

she did it against Louisville and she

did it against South Carolina but go

ahead before we say John Cena

I don't know I don't know who birthed it

no yeah yeah yeah yeah he's right I mean

not who birthday but I don't know when

John Cena started doing that but anyway

she does the Tony Yayo

in front of uh in front of South

Carolina she did walks away you had a

stuff hold on I know that she jumped up

to be she deserved to be and nobody said

a word

but

uh

angel angel Reese

tweeted

before that game started

I saw what she did to South Carolina and

I did not like that

I ain't like it neither but I didn't

know who Angel Reese was that was her MJ

and I took it personally that's what she

said about the [ __ ] find out

yeah and then when I thought about it

from the perspective of the next team

playing watching you totally disrespect

and taunt your opponent as black women

yeah I could see that resonates it's a

little up for you now so now if we up by

15 16 17 and this game is well decided

and I'm in my bag now because this is

the first time LSU has ever won a

championship in school history true

you [ __ ] right they should be in

their bag

and they got right to the post interview

and said everything all year y'all spoke

about us in this way y'all called me

ghetto Badger get us the [ __ ] out of

here Hood who these girls we talking our

[ __ ] now and every time every chance

they get to talk that [ __ ] they just

told uh Joe Biden wife [ __ ] we ain't

coming up there we're not coming up

there that was some dumb [ __ ] yeah that

was some complete drugs to get both

teams come on man but come on when they

do that I don't want to move us around

too much y'all give me y'all thoughts on

it's cool when they do it it's a problem

when I do it with the Tony Yale between

Andrew Reese and Caitlin are Caitlin

Clark how do you feel I mean I respected

it I respected what you did I respected

how she you know stood on her Square

it's unfortunate that these individuals

you know make it racy right but we make

it racy too you know what I mean but

the guy from got his name can you say

his name

um the bar stool guy

me too but

real quick

I don't because I thought about that I

don't make it I don't make it racy

for pointing it out

y'all made it racy they made it right

handling this [ __ ] differently that's

true this is the same Dez Bryant Tom

Brady sideline arguments we've had this

argument passion versus aggressive yeah

so it's not it's not so shocking today

but you were saying

so

I think that

what Angel Reese did was fire me too me

too watch the game I was in swaggy

swaggy she pointed her finger you know

they say no she followed her around

while the other girl did so what so what

I might walk y'all like a room and do it

because I might be waiting when you get

in your car

when Joe left before the game like I'm

about to go home and watch this game you

know they got to kill a white girl on

the team so that made me go and I'm

watching it I'm like oh what the [ __ ]

going on somebody came into it I'm like

yeah

I kind of felt the way they're like all

these black girls got their ass whipped

by a bunch of white girls and that's how

I felt I made a race in my mind but yo

but let me interrupt and say

congratulations to Iowa that brand of

basketball that y'all playing her aside

is good y'all was Princeton playing

y'all

cut I'm like ah they get crazy how about

the new Larry Bird has a man that was

Princeton offense in their asses off out

there little white girls look at all

Mark Price little nieces and because of

how they did it in the culture we like

all right now we got to see what happens

next Caitlyn made you want to watch what

happens next yeah she gonna do the same

thing are they gonna let her do the same

thing see yes she did but for me

how Andrew Reese reacted to them got it

gave me it gave me like the feeling of

my new favorite song Dropping like all

of this opportunity for Discovery it was

like wait first of all who's Angel Reese

facts why are you talking like y'all

have a chance to beat to win this game

facts why are you talking to this Steph

Curry white girl like you ill let me go

learn

yo stop yo that big girl was rocking out

there and that girl hit every three

she's dumb and I was playing Spades

while the game is on like the Giants is

playing right it was good whole spade

game like oh okay look at the girl

hey yo hey at one point the TV [ __ ] up

I had it on some other chips

yeah nah that feeling was nice it was a

good feeling for a women's basketball

game you know rest in peace Kobe Bryant

I know you're smiling word what I saw

from the coverage was like more than

just a double standard there was a

triple standard and it goes to your

point about the lack of story lines in

women's sports and the reason why men's

sports seems to be so captivating you

know what this really offered was a

massive story you know and it showed the

difference between media coverage

between men's and women's sports you

know and that I thought was like a

really big point but more than that was

just the double standard of when they do

it it's cool when we do it we're hood

and we're ghetto and Angel Reese is like

a superstar we love our male stars who

have so much bravado we love them we

want them to run up and down the field

or the court we want them to talk [ __ ]

we want them to be arrogant we want that

[ __ ] but we don't want that from women

and that [ __ ] respectability politics

is such [ __ ] [ __ ] and it's rooted

in so much goddamn racism it pisses me

off I [ __ ] love angel Reese she is a

super [ __ ] star and I loved watching

I loved every ounce of [ __ ] talking she

was doing because I'm just like this is

what is required in order to bring you

guys to watch this getting all and love

it you know what I mean she did

everything right and to listen to the

criticism calling her a classless piece

of [ __ ] like the vitriolic hatred

directed to her for her doing her

[ __ ] job and doing it well was

mind-blowing like she's she

top of the top of the [ __ ] Mountain I

love her you could have stopped the

sentence before all of that doing her

job basketball [ __ ] y'all talking about

a 20 year old black woman

[ __ ] the game

why would you talk to a 20 why would you

say something like that about anything

College a college gift yeah yeah these

are kids that like I don't want it it's

not like she [ __ ] hit her or beat her

up or dude

it's a game we love [ __ ] talking so in

that request no we love [ __ ] talking

they love it when it's them it's

selective Outreach yeah it is it's like

an outrage and so

um first of all you're talking about

girls that are acquiring and attaining

degrees some of them have master's

degrees like the girl um that shot the

threes in the beginning she this her

fifth year like she in school to get a

masters y'all know my niece play ball

right my niece and Angel like this you

know you know what I'm saying so like

all that one leg [ __ ] yeah that's funny

[ __ ] but

um to see these girls because I know

some of them personally these girls are

in school getting master's degrees phds

all of that [ __ ] basketball is Paving

the way for them to change their

narrative the girls from Baltimore in

the ghetto they is from the hood you get

what I'm saying yeah but I'm in college

all of the [ __ ] that America tells us

that we should strive to do they doing

and you still you still gonna get judged

and called a classless piece of [ __ ]

that [ __ ] over trash talking in a

basketball game I want to see all the

trash talking yeah and everything [ __ ]

is you talking about and then the funny

hey hey

unapologetically but why didn't I'm

starting to even have a problem with

that term

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he was the most ignorant arrogant

[ __ ] and at the same time he's

one of the most celebrated college

basketball players ever Larry Bird too

is a [ __ ] talker everyone's a [ __ ] in

sports we like to see [ __ ] talking yeah

I'm gonna kick your ass dog I'm nice

hold on take this right you know what

I'm saying it's just part of the game I

just think it's disgusting it's abusive

it's abusive power as well meaning like

you got a platform you it's not you know

you don't write that about the young

lady you know what I'm saying to

celebrate you know it's a celebration

time for everyone and here's my thing

like as I don't want to make it racy but

as black people it's racy bro we've been

persecuted we've been maimed we've been

ridiculed for stuff look at Kevin

Harlock when he did this stuff he had to

apologize when the tweets came back up

or whatever happened but are we gonna

hold the same guy accountable oh I was

going to go way worse on the racy tip

well go way worse hey no listen I was in

my head contemplating hey Iowa she did

her thing all that stuff curry [ __ ] cool

when you play with confidence and skill

and what they was doing [ __ ] all that

[ __ ] out the window and to that guy that

said that whatever Dawn portray or

whatever your name is

to stop me [ __ ] that [ __ ] I was saying

his name what's his name David Point

annoying I don't give a [ __ ] we don't

rock with you [ __ ]

we don't rock with you we don't stand

with that you know you can't just say

what you want to say calling a black

woman 20 year old Pizza in the classic

piece of [ __ ] who you talking to

who the [ __ ] you think you are who [ __ ]

you who deemed you the arbitrary of

class we got a white man

the funny part of who he is though for

you to be an older for you to be an

older person period [ __ ] your color and

you calling a 20 year old kid to class

this piece of [ __ ] I'm saying that

speaks to your classes my man got rid of

hold on let's keep it real my man got

ridiculed for expressing himself on

Twitter we all got to change this [ __ ]

with the with the times to be more

sensitive and walk on lines and not say

in joking matters and certain things

right why the [ __ ] can he sense it why

can't he censor himself why is that's

not okay [ __ ] that [ __ ] right because

he just sold this company well he's just

what because he just sold this company

I forgot what exactly he said Keith

Oberman what's another one that said

something something

wrong no he didn't not really he turned

around and said yeah but I said that

[ __ ] more or less and then he said that

I don't know anything about basketball

I'm aware of you from ESPN what the [ __ ]

are you talking about like I didn't know

she did it I didn't know she did it

first I didn't know that this was a

thing shut the [ __ ] up yeah I'm with you

I'm with you Angel Reese

uh this isn't the White House but it's

white uh feel free to come up here

and talk all the [ __ ] you want I'll hit

the gunshot for an hour straight

yeah you come up here and get in your

bag I'm I'm super proud of them and

thank you just thank you for a great

weekend

was like you know what's crazy it's dope

to pay attention to this [ __ ] yo I was

just getting ready to say prior to this

people was asking me are you gonna watch

it I'm like bro I don't I don't watch

women's basketball like I'm not trying

to be funny but I just I don't know it

never really

I was mad as hell I missed this game oh

no and it was a good I was good that's

the bad part the bad part if we

highlight in women's basketball finally

it was really a good ass game it was

getting busy look so then I said

I started getting nervous I don't watch

college sports period

so I said all right I missed the Women's

Championship I'm gonna watch the men's

ones and this [ __ ] wasn't close enough

Monday nights outside bro yeah this

ain't get the uh the the

media coverage but the tall white boy

from Connecticut started waving Bob out

of them in the middle of the game a word

toward the end of the game he started

waving bye-bye to them like bye and

ain't nobody say a [ __ ] word

it's just it's a selective outbreak it

felt it felt good just like how dare you

[ __ ] taught us and it's it is

it's the levels of selective outrage too

because in the NBA we don't care when

Steph does it and Luca do it and that

it's women doing it and we got to hold

them to a different standard like that's

weird girls used to get texts for

talking [ __ ] we're going to talk about

about male and females but when we look

at hockey you give them five minutes to

beat the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of each other

you know what I mean like and you love

it this is part of the game with women's

sports the respectability politics is

such [ __ ] and that is probably what

has forced them to feel like box them in

into feeling like they have to play a

clean game right [ __ ] that [ __ ] no it's

cold nobody wants to see that we want to

see you getting dirty we want you to see

and we want to see you enjoying this

[ __ ] like Jeremiah the problem of that

is they've somehow flipped the narrative

today to appear as if black women just

love I mean black men just love white

women but historically it's the total

opposite y'all love black women

they absolutely adore black women so

when they start speaking hateful like

this I get confused at their con their

inner conflictions but they can't

publicly

um they can't publicly announce that

Adoration of black woman

they need to go look in their closet you

know how you got some outfits in there

you forgot about it

and just take a peek around they can't

they might see some things next to that

next to that cone cone

you're hanging next to the cone

hey when you pull the horse in the shed

just take a look around

I don't know

I'm playing with them today

disgusting like for you to just be in

that position you got to have enough

um enough tact and Reserve even if you

felt that to not post that they hate me

jumping out today yeah or so this ain't

the first time that they hate jumping

out today and I was gonna say yo bar

stools is a sport platform yes at least

theoretically

theoretically all right cool so now

we're going to keep it a buck [ __ ] the

major sports are dominated by blacks

which means if you feel that way and you

run a sport platform Tada put them

together right

the major sports [ __ ] out here are

being dominated by black people yes and

that's the truth I don't give a [ __ ] how

you slice it that's true so if you run a

sports platform and this is how you feel

about a 20 year old black girl or 19 I

don't even know how old she is a 20 year

old black girl that's popping [ __ ] those

feelings are really how you really feel

yeah and you just got to a frustration

boiling point where you posted it but

that's how you really feel I could get

money with these [ __ ] but I don't

really [ __ ] with them what what did

y'all think about uh Gillian wallow

address

I think you can see the passion and

wallow

um as he spoke

and I just think that um I think they

handled it accordingly I think that um I

actually was proud of how passionate

Walo spoke about the situation

um what keeping it professional you know

what I'm saying I think he said enough

to let him know like yo dog we're not

tolerating this right

can't curse him out he could have cursed

him out on the phone but you can't curse

him out publicly

what what do you think would be the

repercussion of doing that no

I mean like I don't know what of cursing

um Portland out

um publicly none I just they're they're

kindly they're kind of professionally

you know you don't do that I think I

could see some [ __ ] I don't think

there's no such thing as too successful

when you're black in America that is

true too I don't believe it that's true

we just learned that okay fair fair

absolutely fair enough absolutely but I

don't think that you know in that same

video they said we love you Dave yeah

and we [ __ ] with you but they were

critical I saw some people being

critical of them showing love that I

don't have no problem with that I don't

have no problem nor do I have a problem

with them addressing the the intricacies

of their business talking about we don't

have bosses wearing a license we're in a

license agreement I guess if I have to

have an issue it's with

words symbols representation marketing

and what it all means

so when you put on a bar stool hat

I'm not really talking about what your

contract says I'm talking about what you

are representing by wearing the Hat it's

the same as making America great again

like if you know that this [ __ ] is

buying closed doors on some [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] black people suck you know

just ain't horrible things are you still

I would reluctantly wear the hat

especially when you your own brand and

you can wear your hat

you can wear your hat

you don't have to sell their merchandise

how many like rep what you rep he's had

a history of that as I said how many

instances have you how many incidents

have you had he's had a few y'all could

Google them no questions I'm not I'm not

the stenographer I can't I don't have a

foul jacket on these things but he's had

a few a few incidents of racial uh of

that okay interesting I didn't know that

I didn't do that I didn't either I was

gonna say maybe they know him more

personally Behind Closed scenes oh no

but if this is a he's got a thing that's

too long ago he was saying just using

[ __ ] on the on the episodes what they

had a few of those but I mean he

addressed it I mean he's got his history

Google it look it up come to your own

opinion on it

listen I don't spend too much time on

this because it's the same as Dana White

hitting his wife

what y'all about to do

nothing what y'all about to do with a

bunch of talking nothing

I mean Nothing's Gonna Change that's

what I got ain't not gonna change this I

ain't saying I was about to say what

could they really do

nothing that's what I'm saying nothing

it's nothing to do sure there is nothing

to do I mean but once once a [ __ ] show

you who they are just be aware yeah just

be aware that's that's all you can

that's a place to be I agree

um again congratulations to LSU's

women's LSU period yeah but the Women's

Basketball team over there let me hit

the round of applause again but for your

first national championship I don't know

what Jill Biden was talking about

exactly Jill Biden is on some [ __ ]

right now see but that's what it goes to

show I'm not making a racy but when you

think you beat the white people you

gotta go beat them again somehow a rule

change is coming somewhere and oh [ __ ]

the losers could show up to the white

since when never happened I never saw

the sport I've never never cut the TV on

and the loser was standing there saying

I'm going to Disneyland

that never happened

so long because they played such a good

game they should be here as well who

[ __ ] camera you're [ __ ] lost

Alexis

the funny part is I really wouldn't feel

comfortable with these black girls here

and invite both of them wow you think

that's what it is absolutely yeah

absolutely what do Joe Biden got in

common with those girls

you don't have to have anything in

common just host them the [ __ ] that's

what you're supposed

uncomfortably so I'm gonna have these

white girls

thinking about herself that just this is

not her moment that just speaks to all

the covert contracts between all of our

Sports companies and the government why

I got to go up there when Trump was up

there that [ __ ] handed out Big Macs to

the winning team Quarter Pounders and

nuggets and showed it with a handshake

yo I see you all right sweet salad

barbecue

I was like wait y'all wait y'all went up

there to get the Nuggets a lot of [ __ ]

Ain't Going Trump was they [ __ ] I

thought the Nuggets was in Denver y'all

at the White House was suited and booted

for the 10 piece that my son yearns for

Daddy Daddy no they're all adults word

oh I'm gonna tell you how do you feel

about you yeah well Angel's teammate

Alexis Morris tweeted

um a request to Michelle Obama for her

to host them rather than them go to the

White House in response to Jill Biden

inviting both teams she was like we

actually don't want to see Miss Biden

you you host whatever we'll be over here

with a disconnect it really shows the

disconnect it really does and the older

white America and what everybody else is

going through it shows the disconnect

like dog oh you don't know what we gonna

talk about

The West Wing where

27-15 what

shut up what night agent [ __ ] got

away from all them fbias right in this

car

hey they were changing night ads night

agent since like episode four one yeah

one he was out of there it was on his

ass uh again congrats to LSU and UConn

amazing job thank you for the

entertainment and Congress to College

women's basketball in general because

it's dope to see that get the attention

that it got regardless of all the

[ __ ] that came afterwards

or and yeah everyone's coming back

allegedly a lot of the teams are coming

back a lot of the players from each team

are coming back yeah I left the weekend

trying to see who was draft eligible

you're right

like am I getting another one of this

yeah I'm tuned in South Carolina gonna

be back no doubt South Carolina I'll be

back yeah they tough mm-hmm

all right what else what else we got

keep keep it weak in sports flip

WrestleMania

let's get ready

it was lit it was it was good you know

I'm saying night one was good night two

it was it was it was going good Cody

Rhodes versus Roman Reigns and Roman

Reigns took the victory they continue

the storyline Roman Reigns uh had the

championship for about three years now

okay three [ __ ] years and they made

him win

I'm saying pissed me off but I'm not

WrestleMania was Ill it was lit I seen a

lot of people pissed off pistol did

something get out the room man I'm

laying like what

what the guy that helped Roman win his

cousin

Umaga Son Rest in Peace he was sent away

the referee sent them backstage for

interfering just to come back in a

disguise and and interfere and the magic

was crazy and a lot of people were mad

because you know as ever since the Vince

McMahon situation where

um they investigated that he paid a

woman hush money he was forced to step

down right but now Vince McMahon is back

with a weird mustache yeah

so they thought it was him but

apparently it was Triple H that wrote it

and you know why didn't he call the

Patriots loner excuse me

he didn't have to he just murdered

the right person you got to lend him

your guy now they said if it's been

being paid by like 13 million hush money

well more than that Russian [ __ ] up

Robert Kraft got him beat no he got

called trouble

Jones

you know but it was good

it was great you know a lot of people

was upset and then the next night last

night on Raw you know I mean um you know

Cody Rhodes once again you know Brock

Lesnar came out and we thinking that

it's gonna happen we're going to have a

tag team match Cody Rose Brock versus uh

uh Roman Reigns and his cousin I forgot

his [ __ ] names and [ __ ] but at the

same time when the match happened

started Brock Lesnar attacked Cody

Rhodes

and beat the [ __ ] out of here for about

eight minutes so like it's like they

playing with my emotions but it's good

and congratulations to WWE for selling

actually congratulations to Endeavor for

buying 51 steaks in WWE congratulations

the UFC has a [ __ ] clap [ __ ] it's WWE

clap yeah

yeah UFC didn't

see them are now on the same playing

field you know the parent company of USC

had purchase WWE and it's great you know

I mean so much [ __ ] is opening up you

know I mean we can see a lot of that's a

lot of money Endeavor purchases WWE yeah

let me get my [ __ ] off [ __ ] 21 billion

is where it's now worth 21 billion the

companies together it's amazing it feels

good it looks good I'm a big WWE fan and

I would like to see some people from UFC

go to WWE and vice versa I would like to

see the you know different contracts

open up so much for us so yeah yeah I

just um

Snoop out yo

get that money [ __ ] no he was a host

and he jumped in the mouth oh

WrestleMania and jumped in there and

then just said you know what I got it I

mean you know that speaks volume though

yeah improvising like that Shane [ __ ]

his knee up Shane was talking to him

no I'm not playing I'm [ __ ] up getting

[ __ ] up he tried to get up [ __ ] fail

again Snoop Jump Right In The Ring Hey

you hurt my man

WWE Endeavor congratulations on

everything if you need Flip or myself or

anyone here feel free to reach out it's

been the number one wrestling podcast

for a few years

we're willing to customize certain

segments for you guys's

let your friends know yeah are they

getting money over there I looked up I

started seeing us Wale and Benny The

Butcher and such and such and such and

such this personality and snooze

every WrestleMania called Wale Mania you

do an event we too can customize that

way here at the Joe Budden podcast we

can do flipomania

isomania any of these manias yeah we're

all manias are

negotiables

set the ball on me though get it off

your shoulders

Hulk Hogan has no equity in this no no

something bothers me not about wrestling

though oh all right I got an issue

complex I love y'all shout out to my man

number one he deserve it

um yeah but the fact that remains that I

have a problem that star is not on that

list

huh what yeah well wait wait what are

the slides I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ]

but one of the sliders they they

actually specify they say we're speaking

right now this is a Star Chamber right

now he's dominating on YouTube

it's all deserve to be on that list

okay period I don't know for what

happened in complex when he went up

there after Joe left and the [ __ ] is

violating

Nelly number one

my man don't do that can you look up the

story we both

Stars the man okay I'm playing a song

about my position of course I'm not even

acknowledging with these ain't four

stars my man in the OG and mine the

inspiration and the legend and all of

that guy but I wasn't talking about that

I know he wasn't trying to say don't

leave me on the hill like when I look

for you you got to pull my shirt okay

always want great things for Star but I

mean what it looked like from the list

was well I can't say that because in my

place on the list but I was about to say

depending on their relationship with you

up there we got to see what's I don't

know how star used to work there he did

so when you don't know how he left

he ain't late leave like I left no but I

need to know if star left better or

worse than eyelashes

he put the emails up on his channel how

much but any dish I don't think this

should be a media list uh ever without

Stars by the way in Black media

especially

that's a fact for me starring Wendy

Williams our automatic facts are

automatic goals for me insert insert

um but it's about number one right now

don't talk about your friends

[Music]

yeah I mean put my eskimo brother on

right quick

this [ __ ] play my Eskimo but that's why

you gotta be careful who you're asking

my brothers I mean at the moment of

Celebration your brother's [ __ ] man come

on

that's how y'all became Brothers he was

too popping that yeah [ __ ] Nelly was a

hard fight man

it was a hard fight without the muscles

yeah he's a little fight now he came

back really happy when them dudes is

happy and involved like oh somebody made

him happy good stay away from mine [ __ ]

don't bring all that country girl

Slammer [ __ ] over here hot [ __ ]

yeah I mean doing the ER and I'm talking

to you know he's my man Millie's my man

of course

um but it's about number one right now

uh what else we got what else we got

anybody else watch dreamville

arraignment and indictment soon too we

really should have the news on right now

because y'all thought January 6th was

something it's at two o'clock all right

the arraignment's at two o'clock yeah

I'm clockwise

I don't like that building yeah

but anyway get back to that y'all watch

anything nothing I'll go with bits and

pieces okay I mean I saw that Drake

brought out Lil Wayne he brought a lot

of people who brought out Uzi who

brought out Global gorilla so that's a

brought out 21 Savage

uh

uh J Cole's performance was incredible

it was I don't know if y'all saw Usher

I'm kind of jealous of you going to

Vegas now because Usher is the hymnest

of hymns in this [ __ ] yes he was up

there for an hour and a half with

nothing but hits dancing singing wasn't

it April Fool's Day and he kind of led

the crowd to believe that he was

bringing Out Beyonce yeah

he killed it yo live band all that [ __ ]

absolutely crushed it it's great

absolutely crushed it and I don't think

anybody wants to see him in no verses I

think we've said that up here A bunch of

times but I'm gonna reiterate that [ __ ]

nobody want to see him in no verses

nobody wants to see him in the verses

there's a person man who as well we just

only one we can't say his name no you

can't no we can't why there's only one

and he forever locked up

oh got you

there's only one oh yeah him yeah him

same girl oh no no no somebody

[Applause]

put enough respect on each family Trio

yeah Chris Brown couldn't see him I

don't know if y'all put enough respect

on it about your family versus that's

what I thought you was talking about

Kelly [ __ ]

I said names

I might be the biggest Chris Brown you

are a planet it's a fight the more I

think about it the less of a fight it

becomes I disagree I'm not saying

they're gonna beat him but it's not

going to beat him it ain't it ain't no

easy walking apart the [ __ ] that could

beat him is in jail

breakers on jogging get the heart rate

up a little bit Yeah

but right after Usher is

unmentionable no questions

[Laughter]

I wonder if when this [ __ ]

redacted goes to bed at night

he thinks to himself

so I didn't have to stop the music and

ask if the gay people were going to be

sucking dick behind the dumpsters in the

parking lot yo

boy your [ __ ] that really just shut up

yo that's with the big guns

thinking about [ __ ] from you know it's

been a wild little passport that wasn't

no plastico [ __ ] he shot himself with no

he shot himself with the big [ __ ] yeah

God damn uh but the Drake performance

was good I feel like he's too rich to

perform at this point in his career

though

you think so yeah and maybe it's a Tran

you lose a little bit in Translation on

uh the TV

seem like you called this

[Music]

let's go oh no I thought this was him

singing

now I'm gonna find him singing

why is Drake singing hold up I'ma find

it first and I did call this you did

which what part

the the speech

the whole my brother you know oh oh I

want to come to the middle of the stage

and just take a moment right now to tell

you guys about my brother that I grew up

with in this game

I wouldn't even be who I am today if it

wasn't for this man right here

and I know you guys out there have your

debates

but who's the greatest of Our Generation

but it's him

he's the best it was never Me Make some

noise out there actually

sing we always love J Cole

sing it with me

all these [ __ ] are so Canadian

what the [ __ ] is good now I gotta watch

my hate

because everything is through the roof

and I don't want to jeopardize things

[Laughter]

come on dog speaking of speaking of

drink though what do you think about it

with his Petty maneuver um

Kardashian voice voice note on the new

song that he premiered on Sirius

I'm just saying we just gave props to um

Angel Reese

the [ __ ] get his Angel reasonable man

ain't Drake a Scorpio yes he is all

right so they gonna hold the grudge and

they're gonna kick you while you're down

I think this is map addictive those two

things are in fact they're sitting there

waiting for you to fail a word you

failed let me go talk to your ex right

get this clip put this on the beginning

of one of the hottest songs I ever made

she might be in my video [ __ ] you play

around

I I kind of expect it see him that's his

Angel Reese moment

okay I didn't think about it that way

but you're right

I mean

that's my opinion that's some cold

harder [ __ ] it's fair what

I'm out of it oh I don't like that [ __ ]

well listen I know how arrogant I am now

I can only imagine the [ __ ] that's

going in their bathroom and have a wine

cooler in Champaign

with a toilet that talked to you and

wipe your ass I mean the first half of

his performance he's playing all the

hits he's like he might have raped ten

percent of the toilet Crowds Are just

wrapping the whole [ __ ] for him dog we

talk who cares you're talking about the

toilet talking about how warm that

nigga's ass temperature is

good morning Aubry your ass is colder

than normal today yesterday you're at a

47.9 this [ __ ] just got let me warm

that up for you yeah

instant heaters like you just said

that's some good [ __ ] you know how

arrogant you are I imagine you were

seven eight hundred M's up you better

not

you better not I don't even know if I

talk I wouldn't talk to nobody I told

you I'd become a real life super villain

he's out doing these festivals and shows

I'm not doing that

you say that but break sets have been

getting spectacular right like his set

list bro oh he's got too many hits

recently yeah but having too many hits

and and willing to go out there and do

too many hits true it's different true

and he's doing these amazing sets I

think that's dope

and at the dreamville he was kind of it

was almost like a hosting type of

perform though like like I said the

whole crowd sings the lyrics which you

kind of lose in the TV and [ __ ] and you

lose the [ __ ] club atmosphere the

music being loud and your [ __ ] but

watching it on TV is like he's barely

even doing anything up there Fam I'm

doing my Mana solid yeah I'm helping my

man's Festival get to where some of

these other festivals

as a festival owner and Runner yeah yeah

you know what I'm saying um

now he said that on stage he said I got

oh I have my own Festival so you know

what I mean oh but but Cole wanted me to

do some songs I don't usually play and I

forgot what he wanted to do yeah no

they're stunting yeah they stun that's

fine so the more I think about it man

listen these guys I be thinking I'm

lucky with Jay-Z and Biggie and all of

them as the best rappers of my time and

what I was had access to because of that

these guys are fortunate to have Drake

with this run today witnessing pole

Kendrick like their General that that

2010 class and up they've they've been

showing out that's true yes they have

they've been showing out for a long time

and they've deserve over time all the

Applause and accolades in the world

they've really invested in themselves

they have changed the way they have

changed the way that these performances

are even done true yeah like they have

redefined this [ __ ] all with the biggest

live audience that anyone's ever had is

to be it's to be commended it's

commendable and they're bringing their

own people on like how could you how

could you be mad at any of this [ __ ] you

can't you can't if you can't respect

that your whole perspective as well

seeing a whole different type of money

venturing off into other [ __ ] that [ __ ]

is amazing did y'all see like aerial

shots of the festival that [ __ ] was

crazy 60

000 people something like that it looked

ridiculous they look crazy there's no

way I could have been out there at work

hey well if you guys thought Meg

throwing that ball with something did

you guys see summer Walker at the Dave

and Buster's basketball machine

yeah white dress hold up I went back to

the video a few times check out her form

[ __ ]

I'm not talking about cold just I'm just

saying no in general that's like them

earthy [ __ ] oh yeah they get it and

the Earth

though what shadow levels take your soul

right away

hold on let me hold Laughing Song

yeah but then they'd be taking some wild

[ __ ] like no I don't shave I believe in

all my hair growing organically from my

underarms

their favorite line was the no I don't I

don't you don't have to shower the

bodies natural oils will cleanse itself

girl

you know who I'm talking about I

remember it yeah I remember

somebody said that for real yeah okay

one of earthies

actually a couple of them it'd just be a

different level of um free

that's what they call it free water Free

Soap free

of jobs

it's all right don't get to imagine it's

the creepers anyway imagine

I mean anyways

where were we talking about we're

talking about Drake and dreams

that crowd

background was something to see yeah man

in North Carolina

or and that just goes to the point that

we had last summer that that [ __ ]

Festival could potentially do what these

other festivals are doing if you getting

the same acts and the same participation

from some because they're your friends

right you know what I'm saying so they

wanted hopefully they're your friends

and they want to see you win for Drake

to come to North Carolina and do what he

did that just reap the benefit sixty

thousand people dog in the middle of

nowhere well I can say in the middle of

nowhere but you get what I'm saying like

yo that's fire to me

especially when he when Drake ain't on

Coachella rolling loud true story that's

myself you got my major festivals we

couldn't really do my [ __ ] my man [ __ ]

yeah that's my point yeah that's my

point that's incredible yes

yeah there's nothing negative to say

about that at all and it was just nice

to have a ride in the background the

whole weekend just playing while we're

in the studio if you academics

Charlemagne Gillian wallow just said

[ __ ] all the white platforms we're gonna

do our own thing

you get what I'm saying you forced the

needle this would be number one of that

group

so if me and them [ __ ]

the people they're gonna do is good boy

nah but you get my point

you would you just basically moved a

needle and take the money and move it

over here

it's cool I know you're number one dog

you know

I hear yeah that's all I hear man

[ __ ] we got a Segway of something uh no

what else what else well festivals uh

Hot 97 now Summer Jams lineup yeah

which is happening at the racetrack

right yeah they're at Elmont in Long

Island yeah that's going to be super

interesting yeah I was I thought it was

there were other radio saying yo it's

gonna be in New York it's here it's

gonna be in New York this year and as a

New Yorker when someone says New York

you think it's going to be in New York

City

and it is sort of you know shout out to

Logan not me I was thinking Yankee

Stadium that's awesome maybe City Field

they had the Belmont Race Track

ain't that Queens what Elmo yeah Long

Island man that [ __ ] is Queens

that's it right it's right there it's

right there yeah it's right there I

really think they taking a Gamble

I think it's hit or miss

I'm curious to see what they say yeah is

it the Belmont Race Track

I don't know but the name of it is

yeah yeah yeah I don't I don't

I won't speak to the channel still

taking you can if you like

we don't know the situation I think that

the MetLife contract just ran out no I'm

just saying I think that a a big part of

that fan base has been New Jersey for

the last 20 years true but that's not to

say that it will the Nassau Coliseum a

couple years like a while back I mean I

went to one of those so it wasn't always

in Jersey

I don't remember that it was in Nassau

Coliseum and listen

and I [ __ ] with Hot 97 and Summer Jam

but

depending on how people are feeling that

day

the ticket sales get shorter and shorter

they start bringing the walls closer and

closer in terms of capacity of the place

so if our contract ran out and we don't

need to house 50 000 people every single

year this might be a headache this might

be a relief yeah let's take this to

Belmont let's scale down a little bit 25

000 in this economy right now we don't

need to I wonder if you can get a train

we're still our brand the brand is the

brand still and I think that brand

travels

I was expecting them to take you to

Barkley

honestly

go back to Arenas because they used to

have it at the arena they used to have

it I remember the Middle East but you

know they closed that down that's the

last one that's when they moved over to

the stadium now you're talking 55 000

and

I don't know if it was selling out of

the last couple years

but I was just saying you know I it

might be time but now you tell us about

the Barclays you don't know what kind of

exclusive Barclay entertainment

contracts other people have with them

it's just a big money talk yeah this is

a big money talk if they're at Belmont

for a reason I'm assuming they are there

for a reason oh yeah there's trains out

there

well I've been to that [ __ ] when it was

packed for like a horse event or some

[ __ ] yeah yeah it's like it was packed

out there so I believe that Hot 97 will

be able to get a crowd to Summer Jam

what do you think of the lineup give me

the lineup cardi B is headlining

I spice Lola Brook

I mean oh yeah oh oh yeah

and then it says

a tribute to the 50 years of hip-hop

featuring The Lox

it's over no more announcements to come

yeah probably so yeah more announcements

but just what they've already announced

basically just so every ticket to every

girl in New York and New Jersey yeah

and the guy's gonna follow with the

girls of course

they want I think it'll go well

I agree I do Belmont see you there let's

be crazy you gotta go flip yeah get some

skits in nah I slow down with the skits

I'm not I just saw you I noticed giving

people poison juice or some [ __ ] yeah

it's outside cooking outside but I'm not

like the craziest I'm not doing that I

slowed down a little bit I got getting

money

I mean these kids took me a far away I'm

gonna go back to them I just want to do

a different now I was talking to and he

spilled some of your business to me

you're getting a lot of money out there

you can't tell you that that's not true

it's not true

you get a lot of money number one

no they meant number one on the creative

side of things they didn't want all my

money it's not one of four but it was a

complex list I mean you know yeah but

you left that place I would pay for it

was not to publish me on that list oh no

no way buddy I win a lotto I'm paying

the 750 whatever it costs to not

disclose me and have me come up there

and hold the sign like a doofus coming

up there I'm not going well

not really I don't think wait wait

you're gonna pay I'm coming up there

with the mask going on

yeah you can pay us and

we won't have the cameras yeah

if you want to remain anonymous that you

have to pay a fee for that that's crazy

though that's a wow but I respectedly

absolutely

[ __ ] man that is amazing did you see the

uh did you see that report on how many

blue checks they sold Instagram

I don't know I don't know it might be

from Cox

15 million um apparently they sold 15

million um blue checks allegedly and

made something like uh 600 660 million

million dollars yeah

and dog that [ __ ] is 15 a month yeah I'm

all right

fifteen dollars a month Elon Musk

fifteen dollars forever that was done

Elon Musk I did all right to sell it on

Twitter

look at that [ __ ] son

if that [ __ ] is a monthly fee

that is a little ridiculous

my [ __ ] if it was three dollars hold on

now if it was three dollars a month

if you only if it was just for the check

I say I call [ __ ] I wouldn't do it

but you also get how any of y'all ever

tried to reach customer service at

Instagram

yes yes you can't you can't well now if

you pay for this uh Subscription Service

you get a dedicated customer service

line my [ __ ] yeah right y'all just paid

for the

[ __ ] that [ __ ] the check the other part

will make it

I want to know what you get when I know

what the Genius Bar offers when I walk

up to it I want to know what the

Instagram customer service care call

line provides hey bro just to be able to

reach somebody my [ __ ] you couldn't

even watch you reach them and they say

yeah that's the algorithm I'm not paying

200 to reach the Instagram customer

service

they probably

um if you get Shadow banned that's

probably something that you can call

customer service

you got to start a new page

I click click the link and got their

page somebody to stole your password now

you can't get back into your page you

can't reach Instagram to even talk to

somebody about you but now that you've

verified you are real account and

everything you have a dedicated customer

service line you can get your page back

yeah some [ __ ] like that right makes it

worth it to me and a lot of people lost

a lot of pictures pictures there's

people that ran businesses over here so

I'm losing money now 15

000.

I'm [ __ ] with you I said they get you

though that same thinking this is

actually a perfect segue to this tip

flation thing that

I read this actually yeah yeah I want to

play and see what you guys think about

it

when was the time you purchased

I can't remember either

nowadays there are people who argue 20

is kind of a cheap tip what we're seeing

now is

something that is known as inflation and

every opportunity we're being presented

with a tablet that's asking us how much

we'd like to tip and with that tablet at

just about every counter no matter where

you go the question is where's the

Tipping Point I'm wondering how long

before I'm tipping my doctor after an

annual physical you're being guilted

into chipping

okay

where do you draw the line right here

firmly believe the Tipping Invasion gets

a net negative it is it is I used to

work in restaurants for a long time it

is I worked in a family-owned

restaurants and I think it's actually

kind of disrespectful when none

uh tip salary based people are asking

for tips because what tip based people

the reason why they ask for tips is

because they get paid three dollars an

hour so yeah and that's always been at

the [ __ ] yeah that's always been my

understanding of that's how I was

introduced into tips hey they make less

they kind of survival of tips yeah and

that's what it is but that's not really

the case today and to add on to what

they're saying here I've noticed a few

places that I go to have conveniently

either

misplaced or relocated where they let

you know that the correct gratuity has

been included oh yeah yes that is not

before before you used to say additional

gratuity now we don't even say that yeah

but it'll gratuities been included

already and they'll just have a line

like it is again it's someone who worked

in restaurants if you put the autograph

on someone and don't tell them you're

kind of a piece of [ __ ] and I know

people that got fired for that [ __ ]

usually the auto grad is like you know

six parties or more like in a restaurant

you know and I'd have been two people to

a spot and and well they do that to

black people

a lot a lot of times they'll put the

gratuity it doesn't matter if it's one

two people they put that on us I've had

arguments with people where they say

that um we don't tip or we're not good

tippers that's true I've been in the

spots where I I've ordered food for

pickup

no I'm not I'm not tipping

you know what's interesting is in

certain parts of Europe it's considered

rude to tips yeah because they make such

that's an American thing yeah they make

it they make so much money they pay

their service when you all get gas do

you tip in New Jersey no I don't and you

know what's crazy I do and for the rest

of the country I'm sorry I'm saying New

Jersey because we're the only place with

the gas guys

it's illegal it's illegal for us I don't

tip only because they I pay the card 100

of time at this point and they don't

they just give me my car seat and run

off I didn't know that people tipped my

girl tips the the gas station I was like

what you doing it's like I'm tip I never

did that in my life I pay with my card

and I usually have like you know like

singles and like a five in my Dash just

for that

that was new to me yeah that was new to

me I never did that I paid cash I

typically well you're not you're not

guilting me into a tip I am a great

Tipper and put the little line back

where it's supposed to be to let you

know about the other two what about

barbers

you've got to tip your Barber

is not expecting a tip from me with what

I pay

haircuts higher than giraffe ass like

this year it's different bro this [ __ ]

is crazy and for what you said you pay

missed the Thursday appointment and when

I miss it I just pay half but boy that

pain half felt different when I didn't

get the cut it's like all right that's

on me let me get my ass up

too much fun last night

it's way too much fun can't throw my

life off went to see Linda nail Lady of

the dream Thursday yeah listen listen

I'm back I'm back right I'm back right

that [ __ ] different

yeah I think if you're part if your

Barber owns the barber shop or is coming

to your house do you still have to tip I

don't know yeah maybe he's coming if

he's coming to your house the rate is

just crazy

yeah the rate is just crazy when they

come to your house

you're not you're talking three figures

when they come to your house come on

what else is up what else is up they

came to get Big T Big T could have been

there through Zoom he decided to show up

they got all types of important people

coming to show up they're not

handcuffing them they're not taking a

mug shot

he got from LaGuardia to Midtown in five

minutes and he's hosting and he's

hosting a meeting later on last night or

tonight or whenever it is right I didn't

know about that I think all of that

sucks

me too it takes me about 40 minutes

every time I get yeah I just I just I

feel sorry for y'all to still use

LaGuardia now LaGuardia yeah they fixed

it oh yeah it's nice and beautiful yeah

crazy

still not flying anything never I always

I heard it's dope it's beautiful then

I'm back yeah try it because JFK is

beautiful it's just far yeah they put a

lot of money in there so I live in Queen

so LaGuardia is a bunch of beauty I'm

content with the one over here with the

good box

I'm straight right there cool newark's a

dirt the dirty chick with the next box

no Newark is not the dirty chick New

York station what oh yeah y'all told me

about the terminal is amazing but the

other ones are not dirty back has never

been a dirty airport just smell like

that when you land here

it just smell like that when you're

Landing

there all the time now like magic

finicky Right comes and goes but y'all

know power plant storage Wasteland all

that whatever

the swamp has its period

yeah

what's up so so I learned that in Jersey

there's an airport called Teterboro

right yeah

they ain't put me on that [ __ ] man so