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song oh well that stupid song he used to make us sing doe a deer a female deer Ray a thunder

Golden Sun oh my God a name I call myself

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[Laughter]

[Laughter] oh man I wish I could go back in time

and rap bump it up to them [ __ ] sit down man feels good

yeah no no no no no no no no no no no no slow down buddy how you doing man slow

down that don't matter we having a conversation right now I was enjoying it well good to know you

came in did some sumo wrestler dance like just chill out you was late you got breakfast like relaxed I'm doing that

had a little talk to you on the side damn because I'm so punctual like when a

[ __ ] come 30 minutes late and then eat breakfast in your face it'd be like all right maybe I'm just [ __ ]

but everybody's good right everyone's good right no I'm hungry now we're talking about

no that's the thing that's just the [ __ ] thing what do y'all think about roommates that put

their name on [ __ ] in the fridge no that's foul that's corny oh D disgusting you all don't really like each other for

real but yeah so well I mean I don't have to like you how you have money I

mean that's weird to like room with people that you don't like you know what yours I'd be afraid that's how we

started to not like each other by living together we didn't move in under this we moved in and realized we didn't like

each other and I had no idea that you was the person that crept to the fridge to drink the other person's [ __ ] every

week yeah and I keep going to the supermarket and putting my [ __ ] in there and now when I go there it's empty or

it's a corner in there because you won't even throw it out you're a [ __ ] Heathen yeah so now you think I enjoy

going to get a Sharpie and writing my name on the almond milk yes trash that's corny but if I'm doing that it's to let

somebody really ignorant know dog don't make me come say something to you that

is that is that's like that's like the warning that's step one no you're right you're right I did have a roommate situation A long long time ago where I

moved in with a girlfriend and literally the day that I moved in I realized I'd

made the biggest mistake of my life and living with her was pure [ __ ] hell

like her boyfriend used to come over this [ __ ] was at the house like five to six days a week eating all the

food in the fridge that I bought that's a Melissa [ __ ] if you

oh I saw the bingo card very early I like that okay okay all right no so her

boyfriend was there all the time and like I'm respectful about being in the company of my girlfriend's boyfriend so

I dress accordingly it's [ __ ] summertime in L.A and I'm in like bathrobes and like jogging pants in

order to you know be respectful but I'm like I could care all the time no you seem like the woman that's mad

respectful of somebody's girl no she don't really she don't why you just

don't seem like it what do you think I would do the cat walk she's tricky yeah I do my little turkey you went on

like oh stop he's tricking me he'd be the person that tricks yeah I do got my strings you're not a person

that's ashamed to show your beautiful assets and you just feel like you want to live free I think you know you had the mind of the land of the free you

have the original what's that Anthony the land of the free on the future bingo card all the guys

press mail you got it and one of the guys Christmas there it's there early that's the free space

it won't be me I'm done um let's get started man let's do it Mikey

one yeah mic check one two one two When It Go shout out to Queen shout out to

Jersey shout out to everybody on the road right now we cruising out there shout out to the Happy relationships

listening you know the vibes shots of high tech that beat is crazy

let's get there let's get there though

he mad at [ __ ] Mike mic check one two one two When It Go

shout out to the dope boys out there this Memorial Day weekend out here turn

up oh R.I.P Maserati Fox

fans turn this [ __ ] the [ __ ] off for a minute

Benz Benz oh I heard it

hey [ __ ] said Beamer bands big bins

flip you weren't the only one that was late today yeah yeah you wasn't the only

one that was late for work today it helped me up at the dealer a little

bit today somebody else I'm one of the best engineers in the

game came strolling in about 17 minutes after scheduled time thanks

came right in said yo part in my tardiness took a little longer at the dealer than

I expected

ladies and gentlemen German engineering for real now you know what I mean I like that that's you that's you you

inspired me let me toss this to my brother Parks man talk to us had to get something nice man I made the decision

man I went to the store yesterday and copped something copped up nice you did it nice yeah man did it Big Ben's big

bins okay he did it and he can come and tell you guys about it because he doesn't have to live his life in secrecy

you're finally showing what you make about time that little [ __ ] you was driving you ain't fool me one [ __ ] I'm

watching the Honda man it was a great car that was great so now it's time right but it was time so you drove this

bad boy home yeah nice no I drove it here over here I drove it right here first but you got to take a little Drive

even though even the looks was different I took the law lights was different yeah yeah there's a little traffic I don't

care who cares yeah who cares I'm comfortable these speakers you can tell people get

new calls they start talking big [ __ ] you're talking to him man hard work hard

work uh commitment [Applause]

long nights for long days Sleepless Here Come on talk about it come on man a

pillar in this podcast space super happy that Frugal ass Parks even

went and leveled up on these [ __ ] ass [ __ ] out here that's right that's right man it feels good congratulations

this weekend I couldn't do it in the Honda again feel a little different it is it is all

right now I have two friend questions to ask shoot I heard you say you're taking a ride

this weekend I am I want you to be mindful during the turn of those mouths

for what they say the least oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

oh man

holy [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] are they talking about our hair

anything brand new brand I don't hear cuff cause we are married

we can't see hey you driving a what

a Prius we don't speak that language

yo that might have been one of your best

that was a great set that right then that felt good to the soul yeah that

felt good to the soul right there I ain't gonna lie to you that got me a little pumped that felt good

all right what episode is this I mean let me get back in podcasts

I don't know who cares it's just a Vibe

this episode is just a vibe and it's 6 30 I guess welcome to episode

630 of the best podcast in the whole wide world the Joe Budden podcast I'm

your humble gracious grateful and I highly favored or lowly favorite host depending on where you get your Joe

Button news from the outlets the friends and I'm here with some really really really good people man big Melissa Ford

is here huh number one huh big Blazer energy in the building

um big flip in the building huh

[Applause] big freeze is here ice is in the

building Big Ben's energy Benzino a bit oh my God

that was disgusting oh that was disgusting but he could be disgusting

for a day oh man he aren't that big Benzino energy a couple hours Sparks is

in the building poets in the building Corey is here Erickson is here and most importantly you guys are here uh ish is

not here I told him to take that take a few episodes off really didn't like his attitude as of late oh [ __ ]

I mean I told him to chill the [ __ ] out I called him I called him up yo the vibe

has just been trying to get sit home for a little bit sit tight careful

yeah no look look at [ __ ] I see them think piecing already out there

uh it was not feeling well hit me to say I'm sick but I can still come in it's

your call no no it's not my call words

stay there yo please please and that type of that type of sickness like ish

like that 47 years

yeah you need more time to get over that little common cold the world

Lord and it gets nice when you got kids in the house you sick and all of that yeah and I just spread it around and

back and back and forth I see what type of time you're on today you got the all black usually when you come all black that's Vengeance time so we I'm just

gonna step out the way but I got the Bazooka ready there's no need stuff you just start trying it's veggie style it's

no it's not all right if you have something that you would like to get off of your heart then by all means utilize

the platform I'm going to shoot at you whenever I'm ready but right now you looking good you're looking like robot stepson

you ready well thank you you're welcome yeah man

look at me it's kind of Cali Vibes a little bit huh it's kind of Cali Vibes a little bit I'm

wearing some [ __ ] I'm not even tell you I'm not an ad but I'm wearing some [ __ ] I never wore before that's cool I like

it looks expensive thank you yes we know that yeah close

how's everybody doing happy Memorial Day weekend to all out there

holiday weekend shout out to everybody that got a cookout to go to I don't

loser I don't have yo I'm at that day it's over it's over yo now y'all figure

something out it ain't over but I just ain't got an important all of the cook outside through for you degenerates out

there to think I don't have an invite uh none

of my Harlem people even yeah I mean web start none of y'all come on Kino come on

Kino what's up come on come on man somebody somebody out there saved the day Public Service Announcement if you

have CNC at your barbecue I will be leaving and I'll actually kick the garbage can over okay enough of that up

here my energy is different no more CNC sodas around me we want the coke the

Sprite all name brands what else what else not stay there though what's the do's and don'ts though like

what else can't they have no cnc's um make sure you have the big garbage can with the ice in it you know what I'm

saying don't put that [ __ ] in the black bag I don't want to bend too low also I don't want to because when you put it in the garbage can with the water it rises

it's easy I don't want to bend too low my back hurt true keep the hamburgers and hot dogs in

separate containers stop cross-contaminate into glizzies with the

burgers okay all right also and this is very important keep the

potato salad macaroni and cheese in the house and we will come inside and

get it stop bringing the [ __ ] outside with flies can fly on and [ __ ] it up stop that's a fact though no you're

right that's a big fact no the [ __ ] games

y'all think I'm having the guests track their nasty ass feet and muddy sneakers

in my house to get mac and cheese I don't know you bring you can have a support yourself when it's ready oh so

y'all speaking from privilege porches

this [ __ ] ain't got to sit out like that there's nothing worse than warm potato salad

they got a smell to it yeah well I'm starting to see why we haven't been invited anywhere

it's really starting to come together now don't do the little tiny baby Coronas either man oh

like that I know somebody like the little ones but nah I like the coronita man do you yeah I do why that's once

it's like a shot yeah you know what the corbinitas what a seven yeah and then the regular one is a 12. yeah pause

too big I got you [ __ ] okay I can say it you unpause them

and throw them little Waters away it'd be too hot outside for them little ass Waters you're getting a little water

yeah you getting a lot of money you get a lot of money I'll tell you why you give a [ __ ] a regular size water they

take three sips and leave it that's a fact Oh you mean like here yeah it feels better today Friday for sure it's a

little eight ounce water these Debbie Avenue who can waste water Olympics in here have you ever have you

ever noticed at a barbecue that no one ever finishes their soda yes is it because it's too cold that [ __ ] always

for I try to finish it one time I couldn't finish the clothes you're hot it should get hot the hot cocaine and

nobody picks it up to throw it in the trash where they finish one pool party I tried to outsmart them I strategically

placed I went to Home Depot and loaded up on I bought all the garbage cans oh

[ __ ] all of them and strategically placed them it was everywhere two by two bodies this couch two over there two oh

I went crazy know what they did left it John Starks game seven

they missed every one of them garbage cans mm-hmm left when pissed on the neighbor's grass

no money I don't know man just not up to it I get to be a lot cleaned up after

[ __ ] yeah very disgusting especially when you get a little bit of some some liquor in the

system now he's piss all by the toilet and [ __ ] nah it's no good see now the

cookouts and [ __ ] like I go to a big Aquino and [ __ ] like it'd be 50 year old man on the cookout people

who know how to act this family kids his wife the conversation is like adult

there's nobody drinking nobody's smoking there's no thought he's running around like you could bring your girl there

comfortably I think I'm living backwards when it comes you trash if Memorial Day weekend

as a guy you could go somewhere and bring your girl there comfortably trash you are a mutt and a bum like that's why

I need something to just spice it up a little bit this week and I need a stripper or bartender I'm gonna invite

me to one and just be like yeah come on we need you to jump in the pool with your wigs falling off yeah we need all

that some excitement man I might pop up with one of the sex clubs I gotta figure it out hmm

it's a good weekend I'm ready it's a good weekend it's a good weekend for the sex club I mean it probably is going to be a little more low-key for someone

like you Mother's Day I avoided it but this weekend no fun

yeah maybe maybe we'll see I'm talking [ __ ] right now um where do y'all want to begin

music we can do music we can do music I seems passionate no not really I mean

it's been quite a few drops we were quiet for a couple weeks you know you get one project here one here one little

single here yeah oh we got we got some music that dropped I'm sorry

this for for me and mines is right up there with Prince the legend oh come on

let's take a moment it just grew for a minute rest in peace to the legend the

queen the inspiration the icon my mom loved

Tina like she loved Prince so I grew up on Tina saw all the live shows and the

saxophonist that was always naked long before Naked Cowboy with his hair greased back we talking about an 81 and

the phenomenal thing was this guy has been her saxophonist for like the entire time so I want to shout out to him too

rest in peace Tina Turner I love you we will miss you

boy was that sad news but for me not as sad as someone it's not

wasn't it's not the same like when the young rappers die or the rapper the people that didn't get a chance to like

fulfill their potential or really see what their life where their life was had a Tina

was Tina in fact Tina did it yeah because she did one of the greatest live

performers of all time speak there are so many performers now that oh

Tina just more than just homage they're Beyonce pink there's Taylor Swift it

doesn't color she transcended it all she gave them the tools to understand I'm at

60 years old she's like on that big what's that thing like in with their concerts like where she's like above

above the crowd and stuff like that like just she gave everybody that level of inspiration and and the performance just

the chaos of her performances like just like the organized chaos and how like

see there's so many people that owe her their careers currently to her as an inspiration I always think for my my

parents and my grandparents and you know performing for them especially Sunday evenings my sister and my cousins we all

get out there and we were five of us sorry maybe the Temptations are

something we probably look like I wish I did have photographs of it but we always performed for my grandmother and singing

and so singing is always my second ability was always there when I started to high school and the choir of course

church choir so I wanted to sing but you see I had no idea that this is something you could

make a career I'll make money off it just wasn't a reality you know what in my high school book it says

I want to be an Entertainer there it is but I didn't know how what I was talking about so I wanted to entertain it was

singing We love you Tina had to do that at the start absolutely absolutely go watch the

Teeter dog I think it was on HBO HBO and also she's got a book called Happiness becomes you I read that a couple of

years that was really incredible um she did a lot for like the Buddhist Community you know kind of like yeah

because a lot of people seem to not know that she was Buddhist but like that was part of the Catalyst that allowed her to

you know gather her strength and actually leave the abusive relationship so you know Buddhists like hold her in

the highest regard she just really was a formidable woman like incredible rest in peace in peace

absolutely yeah rest in peace uh now little Dirk

new music new music new music um well yeah uh Dirk's album almost healed

finally dropped is he healed he's not healed okay no no he's not close no no

intro with Alicia Keys as like a therapy session she kind of came off as the

therapist and it set the tone for what I thought the album was going to be but it was just

another Dirk album to me um I I went through it three times I came

off with maybe four records that I like okay I'm I'm maybe some more will grow

on me is that a good percentage compared to his previous projects for you I know you're you're probably a bigger fan than Dirk than I am I like him but I don't

have like all of us all that type of [ __ ] that's not a good percentage for me oh okay okay I wasn't overall I'm not

feeling album but again it's the first day first listen I'm not rushing to make an opinion on it

um I did have a couple records that I'm like oh this is hard record with 21 Savage is hard

um there's a record 300 years which is probably my favorite one on there right now okay but

it's kind of forgettable off off the initial buff okay

that ain't what had me up though we'll add you up pause pause well maybe not

gorilla dropped the record bro I'm calling it now you're gonna hear this record everywhere this summer if

you would like ratchets yeah can anybody else talk about the dirt girl oh I'm sorry excuse me [ __ ] talk about it wow

talk about it wow okay I mean Hello

pardon yourself I apologize yeah I purchased the Dirk album also buddy not

the only one into that type of [ __ ] y'all make it seem like I am I don't know it duh you heard my amp set the

other day don't play with me that was my upset he saw what they said in the comments too uh no I was busy jamming oh yeah what they said this is Isis set ice

must be over there well the name of my show is music lovers only so if you have music sauce that I think is dope then

thanks like there's no there's no ego in great music thanks for putting me on but

I bought this [ __ ] and funny you should say what you said

your take right at halfway through I was like all it on all his songs we trying

to sound healed is some cheesy ass piano that comes in I ate all the [ __ ] with that little that little Hill piano

like [ __ ] go get the subs and do what you do what we came to do which is exactly what I think happened on the

second half of this project uh uh that future song Crazy 21 Savage

crazy the yak song to me crazy I love Rob 49 for some reason uh so I let all

the features went crazy to me I'm with you on 300 years uh uh I like wait though

I just from um from a melodic standpoint melodic what yeah I get you from the

melodic it sounds good yeah that's just not but it's some of this [ __ ] that does come off cheesy to me uh there's a

couple on here now that's gonna do what they got to do after and it when the weather's nice [Music]

uh that's tougher he got some of those some of those highlights is on here so I

think the Dirk fans will be pleased I think the Dirk fans will be pleased you know what it is it's not it's not his

last project no look he's gonna drop a deluxe to this and it won't be the last project no that last project I went and

looked he's dropped than an album not counting mixtapes because he's also drop mixers he dropped an album every

year since 2016 I believe it was full-length album with throwing in mixtapes with throwing

in joint projects with throwing in you know like uh a dirk in um T Grizzly

project or Dirk and baby but like he's he's worked he works I was shocked that

him and Yak dropped on the same day but then I wasn't because Yak wouldn't give a [ __ ] about who dropping and they're

going on tour together now what is there any truth to what I'm

hearing about uh money bag yo moving his date because of Taylor Swift I don't know I don't think that would be

the worst well he no he said that really he said I know I know this is why Philip

said that thank you thank you I'm with you flip um I when he first announced that he was dropping this date I'm

joking I want to follow my girl I'm like money back yo dropping Friday and Ari

says if he's if he's number one she's gonna start her only fans and she got her first video ready she's like oh

that's dope she doing that to to that was the first thing I saw I I had

no clue what none of this and then I saw that and said wait a minute something's funny here

something's up with this I said yeah but dirt dropping Friday she's like

oh well she can keep that only first video because you ain't gonna sell him a surprise announcement I'm almost at

the point where thinking the pushback is the rollout now true we've just seen this where yo I'm dropping this day oh

wait no I'm not but now you don't got people knowing you exactly yeah like you know what I think pushbacks get a bad

rap in hip-hop it does well it used to be they would be like long well

it wouldn't the pushback disc started because one yes they would be long and

two that was how rappers was measuring the clout that you had from your labels oh the label pushed you back

oh you're not an important your matter [ __ ] that ain't how I became a bad rap though I became bad rap one more word

out of his mouth I pushed style [ __ ] back 50. and when it happened it was like oh

[ __ ] [ __ ] can't drop on the date you said you was gonna drop

today in recent times even with me when the pushback had to happen I was happy it

allowed for more time and my fans that was on high alert thinking they was getting the album they're gonna be on

high alert for the week I got them still so now I can maybe get some more so the

pushback didn't really bother me there and the only people I've seen really be mad about it are the a plus plus artists

like Drake when he couldn't get that Tuscan Leather sample cleared seemed mad about it like yo I'm about to miss my

date but there's a sample that I need and I'm waiting for it he needed that one too yeah he was right yeah he was

absolutely right we understood yeah um it was somebody else that did uh big

that a pushback happened yeah they'd be mad about it but everybody else like money bag yo

yeah I don't see a big problem give me more time for that record to work and it's like for example money back yo

nobody knew you had a record album coming and I think it's smart Get Out The Way

of the [ __ ] you're supposed to get out the way from True a dude that just started really promoting his album two

or three weeks ago that's projected to do 150 long before one album is sold you

have to get out the way all the way out you have to get out the way and he's projected to do 150 shout out to Dirk

what I was saying is it's it's it's too dark is like a yin yang type of artist

it's two sides to him so some people we want to hear the bass in the

aggressive music I'm trying to anyways and then the other side they like the

pain they like the slow singing they like the the India records they like that

so it's some of this for both of y'all on it that's what that's what he's kind of doing on every album he's giving you

if you want to hear the hard [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna put a couple of those on there if you want to hear me singing and all

of this I'm gonna put this on there too that's what happens when you move to that upper right exactly you got to start you got to start the movie is

using like a bigger fan base that's it enough with these clips

enough will happen it got his dirt got his Dirk interview and they are clipping me today I don't

care if I don't care if it is out they are giving me 20 Clips a hour from this Dirk interview enough

that's it you're just telling my man something I get it I get it I get it as a fan of both the podcast and the

person being interviewed we're like yo I just want to watch the whole [ __ ] but if it's out you can go watch the whole [ __ ]

but I appreciate the artist doing what they got to do to I understand why it's done yeah you know sometimes they don't

put it out they clip you for weeks and then get the whole [ __ ] up yeah I've seen that happen yeah

I'm like that's out yeah he gonna put it out and you know what before you get to uh Global I want to shout out to jonel

uh Janelle Monae again but just because and her team I could tell when somebody's team put some money into some

digital campaign like it was a few Clips running around of the Joe Budden podcast supporting Janelle Monae [ __ ] it was the

same clip mad different Outlets all at the same time I know how to spot that when I see it and and but I know I wanna

I'm I'm begging her up of course because I was saying Market to men

no better way to do that than to put money behind this male dominated I just

hat off to her double entender yeah head off to uh Janelle Monae and the record

is fire and it's dope when people uh acknowledge and support our support too I want to throw that yeah too yeah I've

had some people replace some sleepers or something they reach out yo appreciate even some people that you played will hit me like yo I just want to say

appreciate y'all I appreciate that because sometimes we play [ __ ] and people don't give a [ __ ] it's like bro also works in Reverse I have multiple

people calling to tell me that Liberty owes me a check uh I had no idea what they were talking

about but apparently they have a commercial now where that they're teaching a kid how to sing

the Liberty song or a kid who's singing to Liberty song I wonder where they got that from a liberty like the car insurance yes

but it's dumb it's the two went behind the ears

so you give them some [ __ ] for free you just give it away for free commercial so

[ __ ] it let's [ __ ] everybody but I let out with yo they saw some [ __ ] and stole and then y'all sung what you think they

could do with that oh Milo anyway anyway I've been on here for a while

Vietnamese that'll be hilarious hilarious he's not playing finally we can see our man

actually using his power at people that's high he not gonna play with them let them clip us they better not clip

that [ __ ] anyways those [ __ ]

um what else glorilla yeah like I said man I I can't wait to

go to the ratchet Hood spots because I just know what this right let me hear you hyping it I'm not let me hear you hyping it up I'm not hyping it I'm just

no I believe you because I'm on the glory bandwagon yeah me too but I got a pod all right you hyping it's not gas

like that you're right you're right that [ __ ] don't slap like that even slap you absolutely uh ice spice drop a Taylor

Swift she better do something huh oh you can cut this off you can cut this

off I wasn't making that one up yeah I'm

going out no doubt yo what do you be throwing up gang signs

this is this was this is I've always wanted that myself yeah if they come

if they come here I'ma tell okay this this is for me let me just let you know I ain't getting no Rico with you not at

all at all 100 [ __ ] then we all going down no we not no we not cause I don't break it up

I don't break the law listen this is like I thought I was gonna go like this or this but she got the thumbs up yeah

we were doing some other [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah

do you know that nobody here's death nobody hears that so audio broadcast

yeah I mean we're literally in front of microphones

sign language nobody's hiring you to be the Sign Guy

anyway no that would actually be a good good that would be amazing or get shot

well since his signs look like something else but anyway God damn that [ __ ] is

awesome sounds nice you know what that's going to do all

summer juicy shout out to Juicy nice little remix coming at some point shout out to Juicy J you can hear he he actually

vocal produced and be produced he produced produced that record that's Juicy J hey you're the tag at the

beginning this is crazy in the show I can't hear that record I was losing my

mind she did that I tried to tell you bro I wonder if who's in the studio with that girl I told you you could hear the

Juicy J's in the studio with that girl on that record but in every record you keep slapping them [ __ ] yeah no doubt yeah a little

different you're gonna throw some money yes mm-hmm yeah not even that's gonna sound

nice in the bands Parks no that's a fact it's gonna sound nice in there that's a fact what'd you think of this um Diddy

city girls uh Fab I came from JBL speakers no that's not it's not I don't

know I don't know what them [ __ ] says but that [ __ ] was that conform the seat conforms to your

your body when you like did you get some base model or something

no lumbar of course he got that is my point why are you asking like killing the pox you wouldn't get that he's

talking to German engineering that's Parks that's him Grammy nominated yeah just because you got the base model

Tonka truck or whatever

yeah me too I don't know what I'm doing I

don't know what I'm doing yeah I'm on my outside too male High facts apologize

the melody Melodies you better be a Melody too if you know

what's good um so good this this city girls yo I would

[ __ ] wrong but I don't trust her that's fine pack bad act bad act bad act

bad guys you think fat bro uh puff fart yes he's not a good rapping fat bars

he sounds good rapping Fab bars I don't think that's those first bars fabrook maybe not yeah maybe not

I'll take that back no it's not like rare Cafe wrote that um

I see what you're trying to do what else does it sound like you're trying to get me outside to play I'm not but I'm on

punishment just yeah he tried to get me I'm not coming out to play uh this week no no no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no I reckon so what you're trying to say it

could possibly sound like rare Cafe I said sound like red Cafe that's all

I can't say because they already think I just say great things about Puffs you do but I'll tell you what I saw the

little teaser video clip [ __ ] that Fab put up before I heard the record and I was like what is this [ __ ] you doing

then I heard it it's gonna work yeah it's gonna work outside and I looked I

just like the back and forth everyone's going back and forth [ __ ] yeah that's like some Hip-Hop New York hip hop [ __ ]

you know what I'm saying it's not just a plug and play record everyone's rapping yeah together

I don't happen no more I like that it really happened I like that people are starting to drop their nice weather records or it's about time thank God I'm

a little slow with it and let me just say that all of these fast Club puff

records is cool but man do he have some fire r b on that

album when it dropped hmm like fire seven eight minute song oh I

can't wait is this build as a city girl so no it's a pop song this is a puff Zone and puff had that other song he

clearly is trying to do the the outside songs first but on that album it's there

it is definitely it's there you got some [ __ ] on there it is this assuming you heard the album I heard have some of it

nice yeah no I jammed that her record I told you when I said this is for you

they got an eight minute her record come on man come on come on

no drums aired out aired out no cellos either no no no no no

not like that and that record was for uh soundtrack

I said it sounds like a soundtrack yeah and then right after that it was the um the color purple

um everybody is because she's thinking about that color person oh yeah yeah you put two and two together

the the color I know but what do you say he said everybody everybody is uh ranting and raving about that color

purple trailer yeah they are

you guys are more likely than not not the demographic probably yeah I'm not

going to see yeah I ain't gonna lie I was hating on it and I was hating I didn't want them to touch the original but obviously they're going to a different direction that you told me a

different direction yeah you're going to see Little Mermaid this weekend I am I know this is your bag I know you're gonna get up there and sing the songs

I am you know hopefully they do a good job because I will come and bomb on them

for real we don't want to [ __ ] it up the original is a classic childhood favorite

we grew up to that I'm about to go watch it with my sisters man then maybe when I'm gonna go I'm giving a chance my

daughter's mom asked me could she take her and I was like [ __ ] I might as well it's all go you've been

going I want to look crazy in there like this that was me and Mario Bros

oh my God that was me at Mario Brothers

no no that's hate I'm not hating on it I mean hey just

watch it nothing about me because like Little Mermaid I'm not about to give a lot of [ __ ] but just [ __ ] me like just watch okay okay

you said some things that you wasn't supposed to say and you know I called you on the phone once I [ __ ] your temperature right after that right they got off the

phone with you I had this [ __ ] yeah I quit I saw that please I thought you talked

about the uh the wig snatch no I don't care about that that's flips [ __ ] but hola I quit oh here's shampoo the hell

yeah he's going crazy yeah he's going crazy yeah yeah yeah and it worked [Laughter]

um he was trying to get well his defense team was trying to get five and the prosecutors wanted seven and a half

so the judge came back and gave him six I mean six isn't terrible but it's still terrible sucks yeah it just sucks man

it's still the whole situation sucks yeah I feel bad for for him and everybody in his family and team you

know what I'm saying like that's rough I don't think he's gonna do the whole six though but

maybe not hopefully not still exactly well you've been locked up for what time served too a year now something like

that I think maybe some change a little over a year over year yeah all right so you put that on top of the

six and do a couple yeah it'll be over four years he'll do a few it's still

it's still unfortunate yeah uh everything about it there's a lot about fetty WAP story that's really

unfortunate but I feel like I've spoken about it enough yeah we have we have

you guys wish him well yeah to see it get to this hopefully it'll be a good uh chance for

him to rebound though I'm saying you gotta look for some positives in it I'll go back and watch the old episodes and see what you guys

said you know how unfortunate it is I really don't know but you know I need some men fall from grace it's always an

unfortunate situation to me well the unfortunate part is like when you come in with this many hit records

out the gate yeah you shouldn't even like you should be protected and taken

care of it where you shouldn't even have to fall from grace or true that part you should have never [ __ ] ever did that

regular six nine I would that's that's way before

he felt before that yeah listen I hope fetty WAP is well there's a lot of sad

[ __ ] about his story uh hopefully he can come out and sell his life story rights

or write a book because his story crazy yeah when I worked my words from

Patterson so I kind of got to get a somewhat of a first row seat and she's got some family on his team as well so

I've kind of seen it from the local videos with you know them getting her

friends and cousins in the videos and all types of [ __ ] to hear you know I'm saying so I read something that Josh

Patterson I read something that I admire that when you first came up with my way before you know promoting the record he

posted every day on his Instagram and he said every day he posted before that record

blew up for about six months man the work that that requires no

man why you got it why you got to do that the skill it takes to post I'm just saying people every day no people make

people made unfollow you they may dislike it you could be flagged as a bot

there's a lot of things to do that but still to post through it even with all of those circumstances yeah

that's the part that's tough oh I ain't gonna hold you I was waiting for you to say something else I'm not trying to be

funny it's crazy he'll interrupt us to tell us about somebody I definitely thought she's going to say something

that happened I'm gonna wrestle you yo shout out to fetty White yeah

over there yeah yeah all right anything else in music sucks anything else in

music or music related yo EST is back again

and this time he's with forever rolling which was a big problem that I had with his last

project I was like maybe the production's off maybe him not being with this producer is why I'm not liking

it as much as I used to but he hasn't you didn't like his last project I didn't like his life yeah that's what I'm saying I didn't like

that I didn't really play it either he has a new single called turn the streets up I'll let you hear a little bit of it

yeah give me about two seconds gotcha yeah I was sold right now

that's enough yeah that's it all right great yeah so this is good to hear though yeah all right that is good Kodak

drop hey let's do you listen to it I didn't hear it that was too much I'm listening here yet but I am going to get

to it uh still kind of in music uh we should

all pray for Raz B I've read a little bit about that I didn't really get the full

understanding of what was happening he he's been walking back statements

that he made um previously about um Chris Stokes and like the abuse that

he suffered in the past okay and then recently you know he was seen like

scaling the wall of a building at hospital yeah

it got on the roof or something you tried to scale it or do some Spider-Man [ __ ]

like if I didn't believe raspberry to really have mental health issues I would come in here and have a blast with this but this is exactly it's appearing like

somebody's having uh serious mental health issue well it's appeared that way for years and years and years and years

and years yeah to me so why people are not a little more involved over there

I've wondered but they rather put the sick guy out on tour

and have him sing and dance in front of a crowd then get the [ __ ] some help that's crazy right

he should sit down for a while like a long time then when the Marion

album drop they introduced the new B2K member [ __ ] and they introduced me to the therapist bro they get you to the

point where you can't sit there like [ __ ] you need you you got bills so they hook you like

that like you're gonna go out there and make us this money we're gonna parade you around here you ain't got no choice

[ __ ] up sick predatory for sure especially being a young like he came in

as a kid yeah yeah so it's been a long cycle of predatory [ __ ] for him

is that you were saying yeah sorry uh I was gonna go from that to John Marantz cryptic uh

message that he deleted with the whole yeah you know saying about everybody yeah

they sent uh they sent people like cops to his house to do a welfare check yeah yeah it was fine he's just deleting his

social media or some [ __ ] right instead of social media for a while that's probably a smart move on his part well

what's interesting you guys were talking about the whole you know pushback is the new rollout Nike rolled out his shoe

like they just they made a big production out of they took it off the website and changed the release date Setter and it sold out in like minutes

so same thing it's the exact same thing if I believe you to be suicidal yeah oh

[ __ ] that's how that [ __ ] came off I think it's real inconsiderate but it's the weekend and I'm trying to add me a good

time today but you know what the [ __ ] you're doing no you know what you're doing you don't

need to say goodbye to the internet just go off just get off and that's the part right these [ __ ]

23 year olds share space with us on the planet that's the part how do we fix it

like yo if you taking a break I take breaks all the time

anything else I feel like you're doing it for the theatrics why you can't just say I'm taking a break from the internet

or that part if you wanna if you want to give a PSA and say Bye Mom

I love you bye anyway you know what you're doing but I

don't want to kill him too much because most of his behavior recently has been about crying out for attention yes so he's just finding new ways to do that if

if that's him being expressive so be it as long as he's safe and sound glad the wellness check went well

I don't want to kill him for it because what I'm seeing is I might be just disconnected and this

could be some young [ __ ] because I see younger people do the the internet babies who grew up in the internet they

feel like they have got to get that cry for attention out there like one way or another I just need everybody to

be showing me some love I'm just with a wellness check that uh yields positive results yeah a lot of times when the

wellness check happened it yeah bad news bad news is on the way [ __ ] when I had

when the cops came to the wellness check on me them [ __ ] wanted to live with me before they left they came in I had to need a plan and the chef was cooking

some [ __ ] up it smelled like a blast I had the oil burner going it's like ah

that [ __ ] look I ain't over here he was running late for a podcast

a wellness check we won't have to get into it but oh Wellness checked

yeah anyway glad you're well yeah and shout out to the cops take care that

part is true yeah it's some of them that really care about the wellness chair like they're checking to see if you will

it's important uh what else what else what else we can get off music no we're not doing

basketball okay we're not going right to basketball okay we're speaking of wellness check um I watched Love and Death yeah we now

we talking um I didn't think you wanted to go anywhere near that because you hadn't finished you hadn't watched one

episode left that I'm saving the watch with my girlfriend okay but we can talk about okay okay talk about everything

but the verdict okay okay where I am she's about to take the stand and she's high as hell okay judge told us you got

10 y'all got 10 minutes that judges on some books get it get her together that's where I am please don't go past

it I will not go past it might be I might be only there too actually okay so well go ahead but ice yeah last step

last part I was talking about how this affair went like most Affairs go

and she broke the rule she broke the rule that she came up with and I think

that happens a lot for men that cheap yes ice didn't see it but now he's caught up that's my conversation piece

when she hit a dude with the I'm watching it I'm like I love that you have notes though

where's your notes honey oh no no I got this where's your notes Hunty I got this in my head I do this I've got some fun

facts and [ __ ] go ahead okay yo tell me something about you that

nobody else knows and all of this why take that like that's where it starts

you crossing the line already right so when because I'm watching it I I hate

going into shows knowing a little bit but y'all were both sitting there saying like he [ __ ] up I'm trying so I'm

trying to see who broke I did not say no I'm talking about these two not you like

you were saying she broke the um um The Pact The Pact right that's what

you were saying Joe and then you two were both saying like they kind of both broke the pack hell yeah uh no no they

didn't they did not well he fell in love with her it started too she forced him in today like most side chicks do she

forced him into that now you like roller coasters okay let me

take you on it all this extra [ __ ] and so I I'm again I

got notes on this [ __ ] they cuddling and she goes I'm getting in too deep and

what did he say no matter what he said hold up you don't feel the same way she asked

him that now what now what do you want him to do when your killer side piece

you're murdering ax wielding side piece yeah but she had those tennis shoes she

looked a little nuts she looked a little nuts because any let me tell you the guy that's cheating

he just wanted you to keep going oh man I'm not trying to hey yo let me get this out before my girl that's what she's

coming in yeah let's come on let's talk if the guy that's cheating just want to cheat to keep going right that's it okay

so but wait that's true I think that the guy that's cheating

the married guy that's cheating also is a little diligent about picking the

person that he's cheating with sure so that's why he was a little off when she first proposed this thanks bro I

don't even understand no get out get out of here well besides the fact that he had never cheated before

she didn't snot on it so let's let's just because that's a big

factor I'm saying versus reward he had no experience with cheating so did he

feel like he want no she proposed something and he was taken aback I'm saying it also there was an implication

that he was like I'm not good looking guy or something at the beginning and it was like oh my God him and she's like I

don't care how he looks type [ __ ] like so I'm saying that once you start the as

the girl once you start the oh where do you see us going and you know I have a girl but she didn't once

we started Mel don't be semantical here okay you know what I'm saying anything in the ballpark of hey I'm falling for

you and I want to learn more about all of that is out of bounds yes 100 oh he's

supposed to call that thank you so she says we should stop this because I'm

starting to have feelings what was his response I don't recall specifically his

response was like no no no no no wait that's not true yes it was I don't know what y'all he stopped it no he no no no

he did not when she said that he said I'ma stop calling you he said all right bet no that's and then she couldn't stop

thinking about it it was later way later okay the first time she said we I think

that I need to stop this because I'm catching feelings he was like no no no no no we can we can control this we can

control this go back to the table I know what you're talking about Melissa that's for fake

hold that thought okay because we could talk about the Steve McNair situation there's consequences to your actions

first of all there is consequences that was a wild left turn it is not it's the

same thing there's a wow no it's not it's youth it is a man

involved in an extramarital affair thinking that he can con because his dick is talking to him he thinks that he

can control what is happening she clearly says I am catching feelings I think that we should stop and he said no

no no no we should keep going because we can control this we can and then all

hell [ __ ] Breaks Loose yeah get that out of the way real quick rest

in peace Steve McNair of course yeah it's a it's a trap of course yeah no it's a trap it's a tragic story and

honestly this is where y'all this this conversation with a child this is what

does it with them because she's crazy she's batshit crazy who you

the first time that your side chick come to you and say oh it's getting tough

yeah you might try to encourage her or make her feel better she ain't giving you all the signs of psycho she that's

actually the sign of a decent woman having a thought that says hey oh my God we should chill pardon me can I land my

plane or you want to bring up some more dead athletes

triggered her differently You Wanna Dance

go ahead um yeah so that's the sign of a decent woman you're going to try to talk her

through that but now once you start acting psycho psycho psycho and while she's doing that he is showing the signs

of a good man with the guilt that he's feeling yo I don't feel right he's the

one that took his wife to to The Retreat to the to the relationship Retreat your

psycho ass hated on me stalked me and then went there and then went there with your husband

this [ __ ] was a nut hey she was a nut the side pieces be nuts he's amazing the

lens in which you are watching this because he literally the guys

for real because we see things different than y'all he and his wife literally

suggested to her that they needed to go to marriage encounters

he did that huh to help you because he told her yo let's end this in the diner

and she lost her [ __ ] in the diner because you wanted a wife you want to know why she lost her [ __ ]

because she was the original one that said we need to fall back and she was he was like no no no no we can continue

going and blah blah blah so what that [ __ ] man who cares about it that's a little game that we use all I'm

saying is there's consequences to your actions and those were the concepts but you only looking at his actions and you

keep ignoring her psycho ass came to dinner at his house with her husband

yeah invited by himself none of that matters no none of that matters she was

not supposed to go none of that matters now none of that man that's a courtesy as as a neighbor and a friend which is

what they were before disappear started [ __ ] man you are not supposed to you a nut

myself in this situation though because I'm watching the whole thing unfold and I'm not letting him you can relate to

her no I'm not letting him off the hook no I'm not letting him off off the hook he lost his wife no I uh consequence

this kid was in the house alone okay

wow I'm disappointed she loves his [ __ ] wife lady

let me tell you do you know how quickly after he lost his wife he got remarried to a neighbor easy he got remarried with

the quickness to a neighbor who came over with casserole I'm dancing trust me he was you killed my wife why do you

care when I got married again I didn't kill the white what are you talking about no not you no I'm talking yeah

somebody killed his wife why are y'all keeping track of when he get married again you think you think that's the you think

that's the position he preferred to be in yeah I'm not saying anything can you judge how someone decides to mourn and

who's there to console them I'm the last person to decide how anybody should mourn that well then that contradicts

you know when he got married you always try to find Solace and people

that do both that lady killed his wife she's a psycho she shouldn't have went to dinner she should have respect the game I it's a game to this man they made

a chart I am simply no stop jumping Mel I am not allowed yeah I'm done too I'm

not letting him off the hook that is simply my

arguments and he did not pick up on her level of what you call crazy how do you

become the Inception y'all can y'all seem to know y'all just

literally just literally sat here and talked about how unstable coochie is the best [ __ ]

coochie and y'all [ __ ] know but that's for a podcast don't take our tongue-in-cheek satire and apply it to

our real life theories and thoughts you guys were talking about it she's right though oh then that's even

worse don't take her off

the guy who plays the lawyer Crowder guess who he was that's the brother for Ozark oh you [ __ ] how'd you know that

I know that's my man he played oh another fun fact

um the chick who played um uh Betty Gore she was pregnant the whole time they CG out her belly

CGI CGI sorry CGI yeah is that a fun fact okay this is a fact you know what

what is that I'm now scared for my safety Mel is watching us chick go

psycho on television and sees nothing wrong with it your character is that

question it buddy I didn't say I didn't yeah I'm gonna I'm kind of bugged out about it too she keep talking about I'm

not excusing him for his action well we don't want to do that either but the robbery quickly turned into murder a

quick cheat quickly turned into something else and he was out he was away he wasn't he was at work he was

going he had his bases covered to him you showed up to the house she popped up

over here you popped up to my house and then come on with this [ __ ] oh and I can just barge in yeah wait come on Melissa

with your woman and we can move on because this may be dragging okay go watch this no in closing Melissa come on

let's give it close in closing I am not excusing any of her actions but I'm also

not letting him off the hook okay yo can I ask why that be so important for women in closing I have to know it what

because that's the way to slip the account why does that why is that so important for women to hold a man

accountable I know right I'm just no crazy right no I'm with him I'm not on your side yeah

yeah I'm against The Melodies all the way attack me

yeah what the [ __ ] but why why why is it important because you guys are the first

ones to talk about women not being accountable for their actions it is it is it is so [ __ ] like heavy-handed

like women are not accountable we're talking about a woman that killed somebody and the worst thing that comes

up man we gotta let him not excuse what he did too that is I'm just saying it's

time for me to toss this to Jefferson Fisher handle someone who's always right number one if it feels like you're

talking to a brick wall it's because you are people who always have to be right have tied their identity that's not the idea of being right which means while

you're just questioning hey what's the right solution here they hear you question their identity and that's a wall that we can't change but we can't

manage it number two know that the harder we work to prove that they're wrong the more convinced they are that they're right so what you're going to do

is defuse that by just saying something simple as well maybe you're right or maybe so that defuses the whole

situation remember it's a wall there's no sense of bumping your head on it number three then there's a second conversation one you've both made time

for that you can sit down and say hey remember X Y and Z it's helpful for me to know that you're at least considering

my thoughts even if you don't agree with me now you've made a safe space to have a discussion that's not threatening

their identity that's how you talk to somebody who thinks they're always right let's try that and while I did save that

for ish yeah it seems like it's coming in handy how to handle someone oh I'm

sorry and shout out to Jefferson Fisher I follow this guy hey this guy's page great all he does is teach you like how

to be polite oh [ __ ] look how to handle people dominating conversation how to handle

people who dominate conversations when a person starts to dominate or monopolize a conversation it's no longer a

conversation but a monologue and I didn't buy a ticket to hear it so what I'll do is I'll number one interrupt

them I know that doesn't sound like me but this is one of the few exceptions where interrupting is a must because if they're not going to value your time

it's your job to protect it right here all you got to do is just use their name names always work I don't wait for a

break in the conversation none of that you start low and then go high for example hey David that doesn't work it's

a little higher hey David you keep going until you get their attention number two once we've stopped them we're going to

filter and pass by filtering we just interpret what they said for them for example I hear you saying that you don't

like the budget cuts from last week I totally get that that we're going to pass it what Megan has to say about this

or in my opinion budget cuts were X Y and Z and number three if they're still wanting to dominate the conversation

then you got to put a Time element on it but I'll say is anyway you get the point okay this guy's funny anyway on

Instagram we needed more and more we really do yeah good but I will say this in closing

oh [ __ ] I admit when I'm wrong come on now come on now come on now you all know it you all know it I admit when

I'm wrong and I also apologize you know I being right is not important to me it

isn't no it's just [ __ ] over here what but it's it's nice it's not it's

not he had the whole thing set up for you by the way I really like your pants

well thank you I really like it but you see watch It Go reverse again nice detail we do appreciate it I appreciate

it Jesus

I'm on punishment I'm staying in the house I'm not coming outside at all

tell the world and you were talking about

accountability apologies and stuff um talking about Ari Linux oh gosh we

should actually play that she apologized for her uh internet uh Instagram live a few years ago where she totally [ __ ]

on Oprah and Gail called them okra and kale damn you want to give me that

might stick no that's pretty funny yeah that's a good one

did she say wow oh hold on [Music] well wait we don't want to play this no

no what are you doing apologize then I was going to read the apology

okay I got a little Claudia Jordan no no no no I am a huge Ari Lennox fan and I'm

also a huge fan of redemption and apology and growth

what about kale I'm not calling Gail no no I mean you like kale I love kale that's awesome

oh my God calm down

what is going on Billy okay so um Ari Lennox said I can be a

[ __ ] sometimes just putting it out there and not always proud of those moments but sometimes I am I have been

naive a sheep a people pleaser battling traumas and codependency I was one mindlessly and unintentionally spreading

false information in order to impress people my um my lives were a playground on top of

a fiery hell I was simply unaware of the damage I was causing so while some of those lives represent a sweet and free

and even even seemingly happier or more confident girl I was actually Lost and insecure no self-awareness and so

unhappy addicted to entertaining others so I didn't have to face my own reality that is that was a lot wow apologizing

for some lives but I guess I like that apology though I don't think it was just

the one live though behavior on a lot of those lives got it

and I think that that is in relates to what you played in the beginning of the pod

yeah yeah it was directly related to a level of self-aware awareness that not a

lot of people actually reach I mean to be able to describe yourself in those

terms I was a sheep I was lost since I was naive people please etc etc like her

growth has been I mean it's been it's been incredible okay yeah good for her yeah good for her

anybody here ever had beef tongue yeah no

I haven't had a staple and uh Latin Latin culture not staple but it's used often I haven't had time that's what I'm

hearing I mean it's like a delicacy like all over the world

sounds tough it went down like a rabbit hole or watching people make beef tongue

it's weird seeing it like the nastiest thing I've ever seen until it was finished yeah though

that's where it looks crazy I have never had I know I've had beef cheek

beef cheek but maybe so where do y'all draw the

line uh Park's nice um a cow on like animals

ain't no line I don't eat uh chitlins I don't eat innards yeah I'm not really an innard guy

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uh like uh brussels sprouts yeah it really does liver needs a Rebrand like the Crips

I don't know who they got for their marketing team or what they did but yeah

yeah

if they run me out I'm running you out again whoa uh I'm not no I ain't got no no

guts I've had heart before I left duck duck is amazing I never had ducks duck is amazing I've had it

amazing it's like red meat but chicken fat possum you've had possum I have

family from North Carolina man listen what you want me to do you only eat anything in the Caribbean catch a skunk

in Trinidad they eat possum and it's called maniku but it doesn't eat garbage out there in Trinidad it eats like

fruits and vegetables and stuff like that yeah like out here yeah

organic possible it's a delicacy out there they eat monkey too they guinea

pigs in certain countries too I know I had I'm still feening next time I go to Texas I need some more gator

tastes good amazing is it is it chewy no it's like chicken it's fried chicken I like chicken

fingers but it has a consistency of fish yeah oh so it's like

like you said it tastes like fried chicken but it's faint that's amazing humans are really nuts what that [ __ ] is

amazing just listen to us just listen to us we just sound nuts to me wait till

you hear what an alligator or a lion or something sound like they'll eat all that [ __ ] too raw

well you think that we're supposed to oh man what are we supposed to say you always bring that up but not with plants

I don't think we're supposed to eat any of the [ __ ] that we actually eat I think we're supposed to eat like plants and

[ __ ] that grows from the earth and mushrooms and I think there's a no meat yeah I don't think that we were designed

to eat our teeth are really designed to be um carnivores like a dog or cats teeth

is carnivore teeth we got more like cow teeth yeah I don't I don't see that

I see okay like they're flat and I don't I don't respect it because [ __ ] ain't out here killing them you just want to

eat it that's a fact when the cow was running her through Queens they could call the police they had the helicopter

there's a cow running through America no they got a report going around now

I have thought about that though eating [ __ ] that I would actually kill in real life like that's what I'm saying I've

done some fish or a bird do something like that real quick but all of that y'all oh man and I say that as a steak

lover but I do think I do think it's sexy I ain't poor I ain't [ __ ] with them pigs somebody else go kill it and

the one and the ones in the in the Bahamas or Bermuda whatever that the [ __ ] that attack you it bites you I read

something to say that the orcas or somebody out there they communicating now to sink the ships

that might be [ __ ] sources no no Bingo but it's true that's happening

they're tired of our [ __ ] Sharknado what belongs I want to talk about white

people we reproduce very slowly what belongs in the fridge versus what

doesn't belong in the fridge that flip tried to steal from me the other day what the packets say I don't

care what the bottle say do not put the ketchup in the fridge in the fridge I

don't care if it's a refrigerator I want hot ketchup I don't give a [ __ ] you know when you go to the restaurant the ketchup be mad good for some reason it's

because it's hot it's outside yeah get that cold ketchup away from me okay I don't trust people that put ketchup in

the fridge I'm with ice I don't care what the bottles I don't care I took the bottle out to read it it said for best

use yeah best results keep refrigerator y'all don't get to tell me what the best

results is of the ketchup and now I like it I'm not putting it in the fridge my white flakes cold ketchup I gotta have two ketchups I had to do that then

there's the weirdos out there that put hot sauce in the fridge that's [ __ ] sick you need to be arrested and you're

a psycho don't say cold hot sauce it says hot sauce keep it in the oven yeah

I don't cold sauces really I mean the internet you mentioned it jelly goes into the fridge

I saw people saying that I ain't with that either I don't really I'm not I don't mind it mind it but I'm not

putting jelly just how I look at it look look hey flip that's how I look at it where is it when I buy it in the store

on the shelves it ain't enough it ain't in the refrigerated section yeah but it's also sealed yeah so for best use it

yeah but the ketchup is in the world but the reason why it can be kept on a shelf is because it's got preservatives that's

literally what it is the preservatives keep it from sometimes it could be not in preservative I don't

eat peanut butter but there's cold peanut butter tastes good how do you spray I heard people talking about

peanut butter refrigerated peanut butter that's I don't even understand how you spread

ends taste buds shouldn't be included in no conversation about food honestly that's a fact Ian is one of the worst

Ian has made me appreciate the good food orderers in the world there are really

good food orders in the world my girl is one of them she'll just find a spot order some [ __ ] that you never heard of

or she's never had and when it comes is fire right guys right guy before he got fell in love and he

used to hang out we just used to let him do the order right guy we hungry please just find us something and when he go

peruse he finds something different I mean really bad at that really bad at

that in easily top five worst food orderer ever made or created I want to

shout out to the good food orderers out there that hold the rest of us down but wait what makes Ian so bad like what

does he do what's the thing I think I'm one of the good food orders oh I feel

like the bad food orders think they're the good food orders true that too that they don't know that they're bad food orders okay so what makes Ian so bad I'm

just trying to get a gauge here he can the way that he consistently orders

uh soulless meals

whitewashed food everywhere tastes like the car wash Diner I mean I kind of assume that just

off the snack cabinet well yeah yeah you want to tell the truth yeah chips how

you [ __ ] up chips what do you got in there I never even heard of that but they got

they got organic puff Doritos what the [ __ ] are those they got uh uh quinoa like quinoa Puffs it's like cereal but

like there's no there's no flavor on it the dry seaweed even though I [ __ ] with a little bit but still that's not what

you want in a snack cabinet I have a question guys there's onions go in the fridge ah onions if they're cut yeah if

they're cut yeah once you come they gotta go yeah or if you're not going to use them for like immediate like soon

but anything you're about to use soon I keep out like chop up a vegetable I'm not putting that in the fridge mustard

I keep mustard out either either I'm not mad at mustard in the fridge oh no I'm sorry that's what I meant I keep

I put the mustard in the fridge if you don't use mustard as much so like you're gonna tear it through a bottle of ketchup

then I just saw the dub I bought a big Chick-fil-A sauces and they both say the same [ __ ] refrigerator have to open it

no

a lot of people a lot of people don't like cold water I like it they mess up

the air temperature I need cold water me too really I like cold I need cold right after

don't feel well the purpose of them is to protect you

that's what they call the protectors teeth veneers oh

and I do not miss the I don't miss them natural just for real you buy some [ __ ] the wrong way

that pain and no you need your teeth to be protected or your mouth and your gums [ __ ] that that's used to put me down so

you don't feel now you eat like cold ice cream oh my God nothing anything I want really anything I want I don't feel none

of that [ __ ] oh I didn't know that that is harder I'm about to go talk to your

doctor yeah I forgot my man he can't go to my dog

she don't take the skit package she don't do dental work for promo

but I'm sure there's a community college somewhere that there's a community college somewhere that you can go to

where they can help you out and you could do your little skit you the little eating gorilla dude all of y'all can get

together I promise

I think it's the funniest thing in the world they literally have started a petition to ban the Eden gorilla dude

audience uh to our older audience there's a guy grooving gorilla is his

name they don't like his name either yeah they don't they don't like his name that's the guy in your Skits the the gym

no no no hold up so you're trying to see all big black wow

wow yo wow man that's a hard day to be a Melody

it's a tough day to be a man no no grooving gorilla is the big big

big big big monster bound dogs

eat the food a little crazy he slams it on his face he does he's crazy ndo champ

is different from Jersey and watch your mouth about this wild but flip has

changed my outlook on groovin gorilla and some of these guys out here

because I get it now Coe Coe yeah I get it

he's Coe you got it and regardless of what I think of what he's doing it's

clearly uh it's a successful business model for him these are restaurants that

are calling yo with the pandemic some of my favorite restaurants closed down forever yo uh shout out to the

restaurants that are still up and going and change their menu around and just rework some [ __ ] I'm not gonna hate on

people getting customers any way they can so if this guy's on Instagram with millions of followers and the restaurant

called and say I got a couple dollars come through eat some food record and leave yeah it looks stupid but what a

blessing I'm not mad I mean I don't like it but but because I don't think I've

never laughed at it yeah why do you change it how did I change your outlook though we've been flip change my Outlook on how

I look at these these agencies you getting money and getting [ __ ] popular with the skits yeah so

so like

[Laughter] [Applause]

you promise what are you doing

what I'm saying is no one what I'm saying is the T-Mobile thing didn't work

it did work it did work initially it did it's called My Head

right she was rapping I saw you rapping that's facts his author but them Far

Rock [ __ ] didn't let you get too close to the front of the cipher which is how I knew you was trash

they kept you you kept trying to get to the front to be seen But them far

rockers like they can move that's not true stack was getting this [ __ ] off he was in the back so I was like all right rapping didn't pan out

first and foremost I was the first one I was doing like Weird Al type songs I

didn't ask I'm just telling you oh no I know I'm familiar with all that but listen let me just get to the punch line okay so we don't dominate this thing uh

once the skit [ __ ] started to take off it looked like a la dominant thing

it looked like something that they were monopolizing and the New York people were too real or authentic or thorough

cool or busy we just didn't do it uh

then you came right and you had a New York style of doing the [ __ ] you had to

clip me up now I said Adam bringing you up followers come on stop I'm telling you stop stop playing I came with the

call with the call in jail but I'm saying you presented a New York way of doing this [ __ ] right and then I started

to see other new uh kid uh kid whiz the damn [ __ ] the dance like New York

started having a presence in the skit world and I think you're a big part of that thank you

yeah kid whistles on Ellen okay where's that there at Ellen do a

train station a mock train station on Ellen daytime TV that was a fact that was fine [ __ ] from the Bronx that's it

like don't tell me it can't get done that's why I respect it like I was never a fan of the skits but then as I look at

it I like what y'all doing when I say you even the group and gorilla dude I take

that over these dudes putting wigs and dresses on imitating women in all of these I mean if I really like that I

started and then fat when fat boy came after with the Burger King then he just yeah Fatboy just

bad boys yeah the bad boy big Jersey he went to the moon big Jersey

until getting around you and [ __ ] I thought y'all was really just going in there on some dumb [ __ ] well I was in

the beginning I'm jumping off a van into a tables still qualifies this dumb [ __ ] even

though I was playing now I'm talking about when you're going into these stores

in the beginning here [ __ ] it with just innocent people doing it that's what makes flips I got banned from Subways in

the city because I saw fat boy but he the restaurant or the Subways the place MTA yeah

you know the guy that be here with J.R the kid I slammed him through a table in there I used to go behind the counter

and turn that we don't need them we got it I just want to share

while you were just mentioning the pandemic at restaurants yo New York City it is time to get rid of the [ __ ]

huts in the streets get him off the streets the pandemic

really changed a lot about New York no the world

this is just rat houses on the street isn't that a rat brauna y'all live with rats let me ask you you all have to

share the space with rats literally and figuratively I don't know what they do in this part

of town to make sure that the rat don't run across my living room like like they did in Montclair oh I'm on

clear out you found a hole in the house them rats is having a blast over there when it gets hot with the spider

Montclair yes and my glitter is everything there's mice it's the wild you're really in the wild you better

learn about where you live that's the wild they are bears deer rats spiders

mosquitoes ants insects tarantulas all of that stuff oh my possums uh

wolves coyotes I'm so serious you look out the window and you see something that you

think look like a dog but you've got good sense so you know that wasn't no [ __ ] dog and now for the next two

hours you on Google trying to [ __ ] play oh [ __ ] I got him the [ __ ] that

was the northern seriously many times I had to grab my

dog no don't you go out there no no no yeah don't protect me don't protect me it's cool just let him go let him Walk

On By oh man anyways uh I want to take this

moment to call out uh an inspiration of mine somebody who I

really appreciate their work in the space I meant to do this last week but I wasn't at my I'm at my best last week so

I wanted to save it but Stephen A Smith I want to give Stephen A Smith an open

invite open invite Stephen A whenever you want

to come sit on either one of these fine couches and let's let's Embrace debate

my man Joe Budden who by the way has a great podcast and I got a lot of love for that brother I've been a guest on

this show before probably we'll be again in the future I got a lot of love and respect for him but he's talking about you know he's sitting up there drinking

hanging with his boys doing his podcast talking about ain't no debate

and you know look at who LeBron played against look at who Jordan played

against my brother I I regret to inform you

that you must be considerably younger than me because I don't know what the hell you were watching there's a debate

about that matter of fact if it ain't a debate it's on the other side to my man Joe Budden my man

Stephen hey I would love to have that debate with you and

unfortunately for you I'm way more armed in that debate today than I was whenever

you heard Declan I could not be more ready to have that

debate there's some real Jordan haters out there just putting facts out there in the world for people to see that

people might have forgot about Stephen hey come up here man come on I'ma hit you come up here

I'ma tear you up on that debate even though just for debate's sake I know my dad called me he was like yo you better

not you better not take that debate to Stephen they ain't gotta kick your ass

no faith that's my man well the thing about it is who cares if he does the win is to have

the debate that's true gives a [ __ ] you're having a debate with one of the

best Debaters yeah that's what time it is probably don't be getting that [ __ ] sometimes child Department uh and I'm on

your ass Stephen A debate was oh please they did all types of [ __ ] for

Jordan I forgot they changed the three-point line remember they made the three-point line shorter

they moved it for three four years yeah look now you're on the phone really they did yes oh now you got some

different facts no I'm on his ass I'm I'm well prepared to have this talk now

like I got final stats don't make me read stuff don't do it because my argument is

really it's really we praise we praise Jordan for for David Stern's Ambitions and him

getting to his goals a certain way that's really what we did we we mean to praise David Stern but y'all won't do it

because he's a white man Michael Jordan is David Stern's greatest trick look look no that's not true that's

that's not true and vice versa that's not that but that part is not true Magic

Johnson came through the door and saved the league which introduced them to which introduced Stern to okay this is

how you do it this is how I do it so I carried magic magic got the HR he had the HIV press conference in the 91 that

was 91. Larry Bird got a bad back and the Pistons is foul I cannot look to

expand the game off Bill Lane beer and these [ __ ] clotheslining people

the problems who else was there if you're trying to market the league and really get [ __ ]

rocking but Mike and sure enough 91-92 that's when they hire one of the best coaches ever that's when Scottie Pippen

is drafted and now we Off to the Races but in some of these finals games Jordan never showed up Pippin saved their ass

I could pull it up if you want I can pull it up if you want oh all right let me stop I'm with you on the argument but

I didn't know that part hey when Jordan left the show me hey when Jordan left the Bulls won 55 games

the Bulls won 55 games and a lot of bulls fans uh will still go to that

Hubert Davis [ __ ] call that we shouldn't have got or they'd have been right back there

you know what happened when LeBron left for team three times Lottery come on stop Corey it's

marketing we're going to talk Stephen A come sit right here come sit right here I got you Cat Daddy I got you I got you

I got you don't worry about it uh what else we got what else we got that's important unimportant

nothing serious keep it light keep it fun I mean y'all are talking you're talking about basketball so you want to

talk about Miami and the Celtics uh we can I'm so glad that there's still

basketball to be played yeah yeah I mean that's only good yeah imagine the other series was short yeah

you know what I'm saying like if they're not gonna both be short yeah I'd rather have basketball every night I was having

to wait two three days between games this is some [ __ ] I would rather this than both sweep and

we don't get another game until June 1st I mean that's true too people are so phony they was up three three zip and

still look 3-1 and still on the dog that's crazy they was up 3-1 Miami and people still had them as dondador

to lose the series yeah there's some people that still think it's good and not some people 48

wow 48 in Vegas oh [ __ ] this is not people

making some [ __ ] got Miami to lose this that's cool yeah

no my name is gonna close this out also they found the burner account of

I want to say his name is Eric Williams but I'm not sure I'll try to find it for you they found the burner account of the

referee that does most of the Boston games oh and he's been defending calls

he's been defending himself on his burner It's the funniest thing in the world they leaked every one of them this

is the same black ref there's a Jimmy Butler layup that's going viral that he that he makes and there's a black ref in

the background that's making a face that's the ref there's all types of

stats on that ref that says the Celtics are like 16-0 in the last 16 games that he's wrapped he's a lifelong Celtic fan

he's been [ __ ] on the Lakers on his burner account but he did the last

Denver Laker game like it's Madness all I hear is there's a dock coming on this reference at some point I'm watching I'm

watching that one all right yeah wherever the Crooked reps are send me in right there I want to see it hell yeah

even though I'm not calling him crooked but it's just nah it's just funny

little Dash just a dash with crookedness yeah just a little bit oh [ __ ] uh all

right what else is going on his name is Eric Lewis referee Eric Lewis's Twitter burner account has been exposed as it's

connected to his email address and he used it to defend his own actions on the court dozens of times

that's great all right what else we got Tasha K uh

I wanted to go to neuralink okay Elon Musk says that he has the fda's

approval to put chips in our head and he's selling the ability of uh telepathy

you think it you can do it listen you ain't got to sell me buddy I

smoke cigarettes so I'm with you hey I put all that I put

all of my shits the vaccines yeah I put every vaccine in my arm Pfizer moderner

Johnson and Johnson and my car wash had one my car wash was selling it right in the

front he said what's that it's right by the Morning Fresh

yes you are lit though it might be it might be because if you that's going to be the

standard at some point maybe and and if y'all see the Matrix dad

like you know I need to learn some [ __ ] on the Fly they got to see it to believe here we just download it to you did you say Limitless now you know that was just

by Adderall though it's different well they're gonna times that by a hundred I'll take a lot of Adderall this is the

new Adam steel made add a roll so that she got a buggy OS

well they will be casualties with any new advancement there will be

casualties a few of y'all out there we'll get to rest we'll get your brain crazy show your brain is gonna fry

you're gonna drop dead on the spot and liquefying ooze out of your ears like Terminator 2 was coming out of your

shoes part of the one percent that's it of casualties you know the risk of death

yeah the government don't care as much about casualties as to be with them [ __ ] that's a success one percent of people

dying is a wow these companies car makers no car makers all that [ __ ] they

looking at it how many people die from this issues we gotta recall that okay what if the

chip somehow prevents disease in the future I'm telling you I'm signing up I'm gonna [ __ ] what y'all talking about

Lisa but I need the Apple neurally yeah I

need Apple knurling I wish we could really show you all the Japanese Sweatshop to mix those headphones

[Music] it's disgusting they swear they got some

ill [ __ ] man that dog it's just some plastic and one little it's quick it's on YouTube it looks crazy please

looks nasty anyway so so the Sweatshop that make them Jay-Z out there going crazy over true it's all of it all of it

like a penny here all of it yeah you don't just stop it yeah everything it's

all getting made everything's the same thing no y'all make a good point so just for clarity is everyone here in favor

sweatshops

if it was made here would it cost the same no no big no big no you see Rebecca

in them like this thing I need a rap they striking outside we want to get the

Jordans in time they're gonna be striking facts I seen the commercial the other day then they talking about American made that that look like

[ __ ] that [ __ ] didn't add no sauce to the product do America American made

but Joe do American-made products really be better than other products no yeah that depends though

furniture and [ __ ] like that that's holding like the cost handmade American [ __ ] that's nicer than some [ __ ]

you're gonna get on Wayfarer or whatever absolutely and we feel that I'm making [ __ ] A lot of times oh so sorry sorry

I'm sorry okay we failed that making [ __ ] A lot of times though Paul very true true American [ __ ] means [ __ ]

sometimes you're like what the [ __ ] but some of that I don't want to sound xenophobic or not

maybe some of that should be some [ __ ] that we get from other places oh plastic [ __ ] excuse me those

African-American things is to Omit you see the indigenous black man of this

particular land when we bought the African-American term we cut out all of

the Caribbean right all of South America all of Latin America this is another way

to reclassify you you see what I'm saying outside of power that's a political move that was put in

by the government to break you down to this subclass

you see and not be a world community so to call you an African-American is to

do is to disconnect you from that Global community and that great diaspora that we was talking about so that's a

political move yes come on the average Native American was this

brother's complexion at the turn of the century now when you say Native American this

some white person with a feather in his hair the high in one year high in 100 years

why would you y'all talking about American Products why would you play that you see awesome

we're the American Products what are you [ __ ] idiots pretty much

afro-americans hey are they good yo you got us a long time ago yeah they got our

ancestors [ __ ]

I had a two hour discussion slash argument with my extra

religious mom over free speech I mean um that was one of our better conversations

we do need to do a part two too if we go ahead we because I'm like she's always trying to convince people oh come to the

church coming to church so I was like let me ask you a question he said God knows everything right he knows the empath

he knows how it's going to end up he knows the path you're going to take he knows the day you're going to check up out of here right she said yeah because

what triggered what started this whole thing was she was telling me to eat better because so you could live longer I said there's no such thing as live

longer according to you and she said well why not I'll teach you how to turn up on them I said because if

God knows the moment you're checking out of here before you were even born there is no live longer or live shorter

it's going to be the time that's been designated for you and there's nothing you can do about it and she's like yeah

she was like yes I said so I just flipped it around like so would that mean like Free Will and free choice and

all of that is all just a myth if your path is already laid and nothing you can do is going to stop you from getting to

where your path ends did you Smasher thank God we was on the phone because she started to turn up then she's like

I'm gonna call Brother you know what yeah

she wasn't with that you better watch your mouth yeah she's giving me a call one of the elders is your mom

Pentecostal no my mom is what they call Church of Christ because she will check me for getting this wrong okay they

believe that all denominations are [ __ ] except them because they

literally take what's in the Bible literally they don't do interpretation

and they said all other denominations do interpretations Oh I thought Pentecostal was the literal

um word in the Bible nope huh and they they break that [ __ ] down like they be no it's if it's not in

here we don't believe it we don't honor it it didn't happen it doesn't matter if it's in here we go by this and she's been she's followed this

religion for your whole life no oh this is relatively new last 10 years

well yeah respect I'm in love okay

Parks be right though respect jumping right out of that that's it all

right okay folks like America would have us believe oh here we go because today is not pollution and bad

breath it's black people

it's black people see that's just one of the big lies that America tells you and that you go [ __ ]

us you chunks you go for it one of the lies that we tell ourselves

is that we are making progress but here is chair is empty we're not making progress we tend to

equate progress with concessions we can no longer make that mistake you see when they gave us that [ __ ]

astronaut you say we were making progress but I told you they were going to lose him in space he didn't get that far

okay [Applause] you put Adam's Power in office and you

couldn't keep him what you think they're going to do with Thurgood Marshall when they get tired of him

they gave you Walter Washington of Washington DC and you said we were making progress that's not private yeah

I'm sorry

oh it's Memorial Day weekend

hey imma find me a burger to get somewhere the wrong week and the Uber Eats

everything he's here with us in spirit

[Applause] you got a podcast app on this phone

no no no no I don't

um damn we left the basketball [ __ ] we ain't even talking about it how did we get to that

we didn't talk about it you talked a little bit about it a little bit we all got winning the Heat whatever whatever these games

is the series tied no no game six is tonight game six is tonight the series is 3-2

back to Miami I'll tell you I expect Miami to close out if they don't still think I think they

can win yeah I don't think they want to do that but yeah I want to see Jimmy Jimmy Butler versus

uh jokic Joe kick me too and I want to apologize to joking man

it's nice man it's over all that [ __ ] I was saying is over God's good yeah he's good the guy's good he's not soft he's

not the defensive liability I make him out to be when I speak about him he's he's good man the guy is good he's good

it's not the prettiest game you want to see but he's good yeah he's dominated every big put in front of him appreciate

that game it is ill I didn't realize he was a Sacramento pick I missed that guy first that's crazy

you missed that game you get one of the best players in the league at 40 41. yeah I apologize to him man you deserve

it she should be a great point to the rest of you Biggs out there go go play ball use your signs words they were

reading his Scouting Report uh when he was drafted it was a horrible he's slow it's gonna be his downfall not it was a

horrible scouting report but right after that this page that fall they put uh clips from his rookie season highlights

from his rookie year he was going crazy yeah like you could see early on that passing ability hidden wild shots being

unorthodox just shout a shout out to him shout out to Jamal Murray you'll always be a Nick in my eyes you will always be

a Nick in my eyes also if Denver wins the chip I want Denver I want them to acknowledge that they don't have Jamal

Murray without trading Carmelo Anthony he does play a part in this title run um

that's what I got for you what they should give you a ring if they win well they probably won't do that but

I'mma hit the round of applause because the Knicks could have drafted if you well I'm talking about Denver right now

the Knicks we have that story all across I think LaMarcus Aldridge was a Nick draft pick like that was our thing for

20 years is to give away the draft pick absolutely not value drafts uh draft picks but anyway not as our thing

you think no you had a good run you're just drafted made really bad pics dropped it bad and it came

players away yeah perfect you gotta give away bad Talent

oh whatever yep anyway I look forward to seeing uh the best two players in the playoffs uh go back and forth which is

Jimmy Butler and uh Nicole uh joke yep me too Joe kicks go back to Boston

that's why everyone says Joker I think oh I didn't say his name let me just Joker it out yeah he's just joking just joking though the Joker yeah don't end

up in Boston again that's all I'm saying um let's see what else do I have here

Philadelphia bands the pool sheisty mask sound of Applause I hope New York is

next to follow I don't trust none of them [ __ ] that wear that [ __ ] and I keep my eye on every one of them it's

summer they don't mean as well you don't need the mask fam well I don't

know I do still think I do still think there's some strong variants of some [ __ ] running around that's making people

get a little under the weather hold on hold on I don't think that push I see blocks I was just getting ready to

say that if the variant is there the pool sheisty has nothing to do with it it's going right through that

that [ __ ] ain't to protect you from nothing except for being able to be identified that's all to protect you

from identification yeah that's it um I want to shout out I spice's mom just

because she look good all right I'm like okay

she does just because it just because she looks good she looks good shout out to you what else okay that's enough

that's enough yeah and that's hey look I'm not hating would you like to take

would you like to take a second to address some of your haters and detractors out there well you want to run from the smoke

you want a duck to smoke what are you talking about ducking well she want a duck to smoke not too much on Mel it's

not my response it's not it's not anyone else's job talk about inform you of the smoke because if you don't know you

won't reply yeah I'm not gonna be Mr Chatty Patty and come to Hayes if you don't know I won't say but Eddie Griffin

really toured saw your ass up on YouTube and called you a liar for some story about him coming in the gambling spot

with two large German Shepherds lie about that why would I make that

[ __ ] up like for real like it's that's dumb I don't know but that's some liar say all the time yes

okay every time I was lying I said every time oh my God that now that's the topic

no but that's the I would say you think I me of all people I swear to God yeah

it works usually that's pertaining to y'all

stepping out and cheating and [ __ ] like that whoa who said it it's a tough day to be

a Melody it's a tough day to be a Melody wow

it's hard to show up in support of someone and get treated this way he was ready to fire on wow oh no I was I was

gonna say like what did he call me out of my name oh it doesn't matter now you're trying to get me to be a

candidate yes okay now you're trying to get me to be messy and that's not in my Ministry but

yes yes everything you think you said you're not being a Chatty Patty if

quick yeah but still I don't like to be okay okay so so hold on like

what it was that I hold up what it was that I said why would it warrant being

called out of my name like that no no we're gonna do that and we're also going to do like y'all are my brothers right

yeah so you're gonna come to my [ __ ] defense yeah because no matter what like you guys

know what I said I basically said he showed up to like a [ __ ] like a poker playing event and he had two dogs I'm

not the only one that saw it it's a weird thing for me to lie about and really who the [ __ ] cares

there we go there we go huh and why like

yeah you heard what the [ __ ] we said yeah like what does it really call for you to

call me out of my name just say no leave that point out okay about that yeah

no the really big thing is why the [ __ ] would I lie about something yeah

and I'm not the only person who [ __ ] saw it she's not oh now you're ready

at least get a burger get a smoke break get some Wendy's

negotiate don't just tell don't just offer everybody yeah no I wasn't going to offer anybody up

you got it off your chest you good now yeah

buddy old pal you all you ain't even give him one [ __ ] one [ __ ]

why did I even dignified this [ __ ] with anything it has beneath me

whoa whoa whoa uh hello hello

oh my God welcome back

uh let's see what else what else what else is important here

[Music] beef tongue apologies

ice spice moms oh Drake

Drake came out uh party performed in Toronto Drake came out uh that's not the story the story is uh

p uh pnd4 they announced

if you don't know pnb uh pnd is the classic series

and now they say four is coming that's what I got I'm excited

I'm not one oh well three wasn't

um I ain't checking it that's cool party next door party next door yeah I'm checking for it I know that's your man look at Drake on stage

that's not even some like uh like you know I get on stage with people and I'm nice sometimes but this is really

actually like my favorite artist in the world [Applause] sometimes yes

directly talking to me because I'm the only one that calls out him doing this [ __ ] and he does it on every stage he

gets on Drake you my man and you're the biggest artist in the world you're supposed to do it guys you know why he did it because in bronze press

conference Brown was sitting there saying yeah I know y'all think I'm lying about this but because you know that was funny too so it's a play on that it

seems like because everybody was calling Drake when I everybody what you started the wave of calling Drake out about the last two so

that's weird it's different yeah LeBron [ __ ] every book he read was on page one

like those lies they got they got a video montages of those lives everybody let Drake get the you're the

greatest artist in the world act off on stage we just want to hit slaps but at least he knows that he's lying

when he says this [ __ ] and I like the little remix y'all be lying about [ __ ] but you that's what I

really I mean really I mean it this time uh I can't wait for the project I wish they I wish they put out a date

I wish they put out a dick but we don't have a date whenever it comes I'm getting it they'll

pause no doubt pause Memorial Day weekend look at all y'all out there eating glizzies hey Paul look at all

y'all look look at men you gotta say pause he even be like Play Play that's what

you say [ __ ] out of it pause the funny job yo hot dogs are so good though

it's only New York that has sexualized them yeah I'm gonna [ __ ] up some hot dogs this weekend you ain't the only one

what's your favorite hot dog sorry

I'm talking about a Nick what's your favorite RJ bear

they got those all right they got a brand they got a brand called best

I just don't know if they're hot dogs that's no no honestly that's my thing

now you know you who is not chocolate milk it's not no no it's chocolate drink

yeah it's like uh Sunny D is not orange juice I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

It's Not Butter and the one that I read last night just because I'm paranoid as I'm up at 2 A.M [ __ ] my son's

Pringles up those are crisps nothing on the Pringles thing says chips

it's a crisp it's what the [ __ ] Pringles it's a crisp it's [ __ ] is a crisp a pringle oh no soap but it's not it

don't say chips I know it says crisp so they're not false advertising it's a

pringle which means I can put what it is it's like a cigarette like they told me

cigarettes they just put all the dead animals inside it and you smoke it Pringles you just put whatever in that

[ __ ] and you don't have to know that we're not telling you it's a chip most food manufacturers know people are not

going to look past the end of their [ __ ] nose they're gonna eat what the [ __ ] they want to eat they don't give a

[ __ ] if it's real or if it's GMO or if it's whoomo or whatever it's a fun topic

yeah you and H don't really know how to even talk fun huh this [ __ ] tastes good no

this [ __ ] she starts on my GMO that's it no no fun conversation has GMO these

Pringles are [ __ ] up our communities yeah I still don't even know what GMO means I want to see y'all away from work

you win ish I want to see if y'all do that serious GMO [ __ ] y'all do in your normal day-to-day walks of life

well do y'all save it and come to work and just serious everything out yo last

part I knew we was about to have fun with Envy you know because how could you not have fun until we I get to work

this is wrong uh if you shouldn't talk about your girl your family

all right that wasn't me it was all us that was me it was everybody it was all

of us it was all of us you too it was on me too I tried my best to bring it to life but even the great Joe Budden fails

sometimes I own it I own my [ __ ] when I come in and I put a bad game

this is why you know but my bounce back down I don't really have two bad games but I don't play and you did a great

game today and this is why I don't play that you know I have a proposition for you oh it's Memorial Day weekend you know I

mean you did great you came here you dropped 70. just give him a thousand dollars

it's coming no I'm trying to help you I don't want any money definitely I just I would like you to take an early day

today I would like you to take an early day I would like you to go you know Sade is here like you to go enjoy yourself uh go

buy some snacks go to Target and we would like to do patreon that's four and I think we can handle it

um I just would like I'm just I'm putting in the petition for you to leave early and trust us he came in here you did good last time we did you know a

little shaky we would like to you know do I think I can ask you a question sure

who allowed you to speak for me to do this I just don't want me to go

home and be with my girl and damn I can't go home and be with mine no stay your ass here and work tomorrow

yours live in the same state wow wow

thank you thank you wow [ __ ] I'm on his side but that was hey I heard what you mumbled what I remember no what is your

mom would you say that you're supposed to be on my side what's up with you I'm always on your side you're nervous no I'm always on your side of clarification

oh okay It's About Love and Death oh

okay no no no no no

I see it no it's like a parachute [Applause]

oh my God damn the fun was so fun

come on Mark you can fall higher girl they said it's not about it sorry it's

not about the series I just have to make something extraordinarily clear the consequence no no it's not about the

[ __ ] it's not about the series you're right when I talk about consequences of actions should it ever result in Murder

[ __ ] no that is never what I'm saying and I don't think that I made that clear clear

I would like to make that clear that was not clear and there is in no way shape or form am I saying that the great Steve

McNair should ever have lost his life ever that is not what I'm saying however

you get involved in crazy you cannot control the situation and unfortunately

this is sometimes the culmination of a bunch of people just not really thinking

about no thumb talk has ever had the word culmination I'm sorry I just really

wanted to make that clear that there is in no way shape or form that I am condoning murder that is a [ __ ] awful

thing to for that to be the outcome that is all that I wanted to say about that

and I'm still on your side Mel thank you yeah no we steal the Melodies but she

wasn't on my side when I told the man it's not about you right now Melodies I will early spent time I would

hold you down though I you should go home and be with Sade you guys should have an enjoy yourself

enjoy your day you did good snacks player that's really good real snack she deserves time

we should call is that [ __ ] just wanted the long Memorial Day weekend that's it I respect anytime while I'm sick what

you want me to do it

I thought that immediately when he was like it's just sick long weekend okay that's hey

and as soon as he said that to me I was like if somebody else called me and say

the same thing we don't we shall we'll stay on [ __ ] and now we're mad

hey wave your hands from side to side out there best podcast in the world rest in peace

Tina Turner still don't worry we gonna keep the fun here today

no ball Stoppers no fun Stoppers we have a real good time today come on wave your

hand from side to the side put a lighter in the air come on Daisy [Music] all right only the Canadian going the

wrong direction yeah there's a Direction left if we were doing this okay I

started late it's only left or right I was going

you're supposed to watch us and see with a hand you were like this you're going this way you went like this okay

I don't know if this counts on the bingo card you are [ __ ] up the bingo card it's supposed to be me that brings up

the whole Canadian thing you're [ __ ] up the bingo card that's true yes we need a drinking game damn girl you okay

girl yeah I would like a drink I would love it we're in a drinking game like oh

yeah after you heard that that little [ __ ] getting at you you saw the [ __ ] you ready it's all right we got you we

got you always all right there's another topic

that we will skip right over

I didn't even see the timer

I don't even know I don't know my business yeah the rhinestones in my mind the business that pays me that's right

how long the crazy in my sweater what's that this is in a rat oh okay yeah yeah I

like I'm chilling it's Memorial Day Weekend exactly we're trying to have fun having fun that's it that's right my mind is already on the

cookout yo back the glizzies when I Uber eat it yeah when I Uber eat some [ __ ] like a

burger I just automatically ordered the Glizzy on the side yo stop just give me

a stop what Shake Shack sells a really good Glizzy okay pause uh there's also a

barbecue spot I ordered from they sell a really good Glizzy long Glizzy there's a bar there's a bar around the corner

that's got some Walkers you guys are talking about a hot dog that's right yeah why is it called a Glizzy because New York because because New York well

DC I think but um

even if it is dumb it is pay respect respect

Glizzy Glizzy trying to make the can we play that Beyonce ghost record yo

what's up chill out

on fire all right what is this guy let's work Chief let's see what he's talking about

I didn't screen this okay that was beautiful JB and the jbp fam I work at a

booming meat supplier hey a booming meat supplier called meets

by lens l-i-n-z this promo we have begun building our

second warehouse this spring and we sell to household names like Cisco Michael Jordan Steakhouse

Mike ditkus and many more outside the country I'm reaching out to extend an invitation

to let me know of any high-end stake and other various options you would be

interested interested in oh I know these orders can be delivered

to whatever address you like I've been a huge fan since before y'all had cardio on and just moved up to the 50 tier not

because I got it like that but because I love this show the network and the growth

uh the growth to what Joe has become and I [ __ ] with it heavy I'm receiving the I

am the receiving manager of the company so any product that we buy needs to get put into the system before we ship it

anywhere around the world if you're interested I would love to help and be an asset wow man yeah all right yes you

know he just said don't worry about it we're skipping over no listen no I don't even want that part to air bro it's very

identifiable who this person is just off of the contact schools he gave and I want to lose his job man

don't let ish eat any of the steak well done and we also have oxtail I rock

which all super heavy and I'm happy to be part of the show too I firmly believe in supporting others through your actions and not just your words love P.S

there are so many different variation pods y'all can Branch into now you could do flip the father with all the fathers

on the show y'all could do a couple steps closer to a gambling pod with those who actually [ __ ] with sports I

love everything y'all put out ain't nobody by Shaka has to be my favorite song that Joe plays it's perfect for him

man

all right I'll go to somebody named Brandon Flores I'll give you another one which one is short

would the guys in the room feel some type of way if your wife didn't want to make your first son a junior

yes that's my answer I don't want my personal Junior yeah I

don't know if I do either that didn't answer the question that you did want your son to be a

junior and your wife objected how would you feel better initially yeah yeah if I wanted that and

she was an adamant against it yeah yeah but because she can girl Junior if she wants Dad when you call all right we're

on a roll so I'll give you one more oh [ __ ] M.C mccroney

okay I have a question about the little dirt comments in the album

I know I'm asking a room full of civilians but I have a question about the street code is collaborating with a

racist more acceptable in Street culture than collaborating with a rat yup I'm not I'm not a gunner fan so this isn't

this isn't a cap but Morgan Wallen was on video calling his black friend a

[ __ ] ass [ __ ] is that okay but being a rat isn't if it's a label situation

and the label tells him to collab with gonna does he does he do it or does he

have a moral stance I can't see a moral stance on that but not on racism just to

conf just a confused civilian thanks guys and Mel I didn't even know

that existed so I'm a confused civilian now too I would say

to answer this question yeah like hiki the rat is more important to

those of the street culture they don't care about the races told y'all Zimmerman's still walking

around she had to say but it's the truth and hope told y'all go kill him

and the streets got mad at him yeah that's why I'm done giving advice I'm done giving advice what I'm just

saying though like you know the streets speaking not mine because this is fun weekend

shout out to the civilians man civilians we can listen to the rats the races

don't matter to us I ain't gonna lies I'm proud of you son you [ __ ] on me you could just take off today you

deserved actually why you want me to take off what you got planned yo that's

the thing yeah yeah like let me just tell y'all flip is trying to take over my networks

as you should though they should not try to take over money I'm not trying to learn

no you trying to do a little more to learn I'm trying to learn you're trying to take over my [ __ ] [ __ ] you low-key

no but I like what you're doing I like what you're doing and it's I'm getting make a lot of money so I mean I'm not

gonna stop you know what it is though I love you know like

me right you your beautiful relationship it inspires me because the teamwork is amazing so I just feel like you know

instead of sitting there all day just go have fun yo you know I want shout out to my baby on Memorial Day Weekend first of

all um

nah let me pour it let me pour it on right quick listen my girl took a flight

earlier in the week popped up to the job for a day and you was you and you appreciate unexpected I appreciate it

because I'm not cheating yeah when I was cheating and papa used to be oh my God and she would always find some [ __ ] too

I love you baby now the pop-up comes she came Tuesday

she come back Friday he was hyping this [ __ ] I was excited I was excited about that

listen I like the old yeah I mean lay next to somebody you

love talk some [ __ ] with the potential of spontaneous sex go to the fridge late

night eat some snacks Channel surf argue over what you're gonna watch that [ __ ]

is a bye little footsies scratching me yo get your fingers your toes scratching my [ __ ] that's in the vibe a little bit

I like when I'm in the bathroom four in the morning I'm sick I hear somebody oh you good oh I like that I'll be in the

bathroom dying it for in the morning when it's just me loneliness loneliness

I seen a doctor right doctors on Instagram he's arguing that

loneliness for humans is just as impactful to our physical health as

smoking cigarettes I've heard that I heard that before and then he asked stats to back it up he was like 30 50 or

30 percent more likely to have a stroke or heart attack if you're lonely so

shout out to the people out there combating loneliness and shout out to the rest of us is

outside you know what the [ __ ] is going on

what we doing man somebody better make me a [ __ ] Glizzy this week I'm not playing with y'all okay come on a hot

dog only New Yorkers have a thing about it huh what you put on a Glizzy everything any swallow it holds he

swallowed a whole Glizzy you don't even chew your [ __ ] right you ever had like a miniature glue you like miniature glizzies

you want the bunless Glizzy you're disgusting you'll be ashamed of you whatever did he be shame to you man what

you doing hard to believe you gonna be lonely this weekend she is Central Park much as you've been thirst trapping on the ground you're dying to catch

something barbecue um Everyday People is on Monday

what the hell that is [Music] Josh

what is that in hour three you want to tell us the Everyday People is Monday what the [ __ ] is Everyday People

chef roblay and the whole crew who I don't know who that is yeah wait Chevron

I don't know what you're doing it's research let's play some music you

don't know what Everyday People I do but I don't know what that has to do with Chef Roble like one of the founding members of

Everyday People oh okay cares about that it's Everyday People yeah is he cooking

I don't understand every day people was a big it's a big function I went a few years ago it'd be vendors and performers

and speakers and well no speakers this is this it's already it's gonna be in Brooklyn it's in

Bushwick as a matter of fact oh sorry East Williamsburg is that what they [ __ ] call it now Bushwick but yeah my

man was explaining something you just interrupted him and just in surgery yes you did and maybe I had it wrong no there's no speakers this is a party it's

a Vibe and they've been taking it they've taken it globally with Sabrina as a matter of fact yes we can tell as a

matter of fact yes me and Sabrina stolen yeah cause I'm [ __ ] it up I'm looking this up so there's a couple of it's it's

different things yeah Everyday People the 27th is at Rockefeller skating rink

yeah Everyday People is more than one day and one before and the 29th is every day Africa Africa

that's what you're talking about okay when it started like over a decade ago it was just a [ __ ] party that was it

it was in New York and that's it but since then they have brought it to Africa they've brought it to London

it's fun I'm going this cakey [ __ ] looks fire yeah also uh you didn't tell us

about the polo oh and uh well that's next weekend but it seems It's the Vu Cleco polo match that's next weekend you

have you ever heard of it all I know is the shirt the shirt okay

well is the voofclico polo match that happens yearly here in New York City I

don't even know how to pronounce that to right now

when I walked in today man I was like oh my God this weekend are you going to the booth click or polo ground the polo

horse racing this weekend it's like none this little [ __ ] in Queens with a horse yesterday right

you see that [ __ ] in Philly all the time bro they stopped it they ride horses in

Philly like like they scooters they're allowed to loudtronics against the law I'm serious I have to see this no it's

true [ __ ] though I saw [ __ ] and queen but the horses trying to get them off

look at this idiot I was alive look at him oh [ __ ] yo I want to tell y'all uh

it's Memorial Day weekend yes please be safe be responsible please uh

you know I mean she can get she can get crazy if you let it be aware of your

surroundings who you with uh salute to all the service members that lost their lives that's the whole

point of the weekend fast yes and the families of those and Friends there's a piece of my family no

no doubt big facts uh and yeah please be safe man on the news this morning [ __ ] did a drive-by in Washington Heights

[ __ ] you know [ __ ] start bugging early yeah and they're investigating that cop and that clip that went viral

of the the explore uh the cop Explorer trying to get the moped off of the Van

Wyck I don't know if y'all what did he do he was trying to get a moped off of the

highway because it's illegal to be on the highway with a moped and he was just swerving you're just trying to Corner him and push him off but you're

endangering the lives of other people driving on the highway if this was Reckless are you following protocol what are you doing this should not go viral

you doing this yeah to get a moped off the street right the guy didn't get hurt though like the moped no thank God okay thank God but still

we're investigating this manner yes yo in the meantime enjoy your family enjoy

your friends your girl your wife your husband your Glizzy your boyfriend hey yo what the hell is wrong with you it's

a holiday weekend keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I

bid you a dude farewell audio cerebri hasta la vista so long goodbye or VoIP

remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have

while we're on that topic Ian I owe you a public apology my mom said you were right to overreact about those headaches

she told me next time I get a headache run my ass to the emergency room facts that was your tip you don't mean an

apology said you want me to go to the emergency room and tell them I got a headache that won't stop and she said yeah so that's what it is hold it down

out there enjoy your barbecues enjoy your families enjoy your pets

enjoy your children ish I know you hearing Spirit man we'll see you soon buddy

I know you're going to some white cookout this weekend I'm getting some [ __ ] casseroles some [ __ ]

I'm on that [ __ ] Graham don't tell me you're sick I'm watching this grams there's gonna be some raisins or something oh for sure for sure raisins

in the Sun

news news

hahaha um

and it's all right [Music]