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talking was it somebody used to date or

just two regular random people regular

people let's say somebody he knew for a

long time and he might have wanted it

it's always been following for a little

minute yeah yeah you know the game I

mean we all do that still together

sometimes when they get into arguments

the women they archive the picture

that's how I'll be knowing when they

break up I go through the page nah she

started writing that inspirational [ __ ]

yeah and her stories you can't change

somebody you could do everything you

want to do for them but that'll make

them be like you how about this one the

sexy pictures is it

healing You Gotta Love Yourself

somebody else oh they broke up imagine

yeah I'll wait for that

exactly I'll be on her ass there I don't

give a [ __ ] you good I'm the first one

you good you good man now you don't do

that you just gotta act like you

randomly saw they picture

I don't do all that what's up what

happened with that [ __ ] that's what you

do yeah

I thought you don't bring [ __ ] up in

your conversation

you just unpotted me

I was complaining real quick you know we

went into the intro I was complaining

about you know them dirty ass hot dog

stands you know what I'm saying and this

week I got a hot dog on the street I

mean yeah first they'd be giving they'd

be substituting the beef with chicken

but I said with the beef one Paws I got

a hot dog and I I remember [ __ ] Ain't

using gloves they don't use gloves and I

still ate it

um and it was good but still [ __ ] where

your gloves at no you know who [ __ ] one

of my mans a couple years ago was like

yo you still eat off the trucks I'm like

yeah he was like yo he been out there

all day Wade washed his hands when he

used the bathroom and I and I was just

like oh yeah make fun of Jamaicans but

Jamaicans got the water with the with

the Dawn soap on the side just

and they wash us out of Jamaica how old

is too old to still be doing the five

second rule

[ __ ] you still do that it was five

seconds it's three seconds

it was five completely depends all four

it was five seconds

it was all the five seconds the five

second rule oh you Dusty New York

we did three New York New York's floors

might be a little yeah yeah that just

says a lot about where you're from

yeah the rest of the world it was five

seconds though

remember you dropped the chip picked it

up look and ate it yeah

because it's flawed that's racist that's

over here it depends on the food too a

wet food you're being this you give this

full proof this floor has privilege they

got white privilege I paid a cleaning

lady

you dressed up yeah she's my cleaning

lady for over four years I think you're

gonna say 10 [ __ ] but your boy have a

seven second run this man walked that

way went out there came back sword on

the floor he knew it was his because it

was the Pringle joint picked it up look

and ate it and watched me and it was

good because they had the extra floor

seasoning

yeah the only time I didn't play like

that is when I had my dogs

because now the floors is just yeah it's

crazy [ __ ] going on down there my cat

and uh shedding ass animals nah you

can't play like that got it got it I got

it on moth balls and [ __ ] depending on

what it is waffles how many times y'all

was sucking on a woman and just her hair

started you start swallowing hairs yeah

that happened to me ask me all the

questions

respond that's usually with women you

gotta just it's looking all stupid in

the face yeah you threw it now which

women which women no

you don't see it white women don't shed

[Music]

yo I'm telling y'all now if you are

offended then you are in the right place

yo

you in the right place today you are I

wanted to go we went to go see Bill Burr

now

Bill Burr brought out Andrew Dice Clay

Set It Off

and boy were they offensive

and I admired that I love it yeah

I had a blast word they said so many

things that you're not supposed to say

that you'll be thinking but in that room

with their audience as big as bill is he

got that [ __ ] off and as I was sitting

there laughing at all this [ __ ] I

shouldn't have been laughing at

I said to myself you know what

I'm in

it was only one I'm in all right you got

me careful but everything else was like

you got amazing

I'm coming to offend

small critiques and suggestions

but I want to finish that that was fly

it's different though Joe

see they offense lived and died in that

room

that's true you get what I'm saying

that's why that's why it was an audience

that knows that they are going to offend

others

and just rocking with it I'm telling you

that's what that changes things it does

because that's what happens people take

the offense and now they go online with

it and now amplify to make a voice out

of here when they hit viral or something

yeah that's it we speak from different

perspectives as it comes to that

I have a little bit more privilege

in this regard okay

here's a secret

both personally and professionally this

ship goes now off of people kind of

knowing who I be

that's true the people that call

professionally they just know what time

it is with me all that other [ __ ] is

White Noise they don't even hear it the

fans more of the same and that I thought

was the gift of Andrew Dice Clay for my

entire life that's true ever since I've

known him and Bill Burr who

I don't know if people were really

familiar with him like they should have

been and when he was on Dave Chappelle

but the last 12 to 15 years he's put on

a clinic yeah no I want offend people

today I do let's do it I do I'm here to

do it that introduce clay bit with money

you know to have a whole auditory or

whole Arena saying my heart you didn't

know that I did I know it's still

impressive as hell yeah I know oh yeah

you know why that was so great

honestly

Bill's audience was predominantly white

in that building but Bill

be at the cookout yeah so a lot of his

jokes was the reverse card and he was

like on my side of things so the [ __ ] I

was laughing at the building really

didn't find the funniest

and when they was snickering and [ __ ]

clay

uh all right man what I got for us guys

trip worked it worked it worked salute

for the most part are we gonna talk

about the guys trip like when the Pod

starts like for real yeah like do y'all

have thoughts about it

yeah we do I got some thoughts a little

bit because who the [ __ ] I think he is

wait how did this who the [ __ ] do you

think you are

I wanted to stop that show and cut a

light on and say who the [ __ ] this ice

sticky is [ __ ] I'm so lost I know

what he did

this [ __ ] gonna come in after everybody

all seated

after the show to unstarted already walk

in him and his him and his Queen

I was just left my party I don't give a

see I knew that too look look look

had nodded at us look down standing up

yo which is a video that right there all

right Deuce

like yo who the [ __ ] this ice thing he's

talking to like this show us the

afterpart yeah I'm telling you we gotta

hang out outside here more yo y'all

[ __ ] get to facts that's all I was

trying to do no yeah

oh and uh let me start this part because

I do want to talk about some things

incredible record two days ago beach

ball with me and Mia

it's the anthem for the summer now one

thing that I need y'all to know we're

gonna stop these little petty beasts

that we be doing in rap this [ __ ] is

y'all messing up y'all messing up the

bathroom

messing up the energy

I like the streaming platforms and they

talking about you know we turning the

consumer off because it's so much little

there's a little that going on with you

rappers we're gonna stop that

we're gonna love each other and we're

gonna get to this money

[Applause]

you know

executive stop promoting everything that

can be great in the music too it ain't

just got to be about the the ass shaking

and uh how much drugs we sold and how

much dudes we tied up how much drugs we

doing

you know what I'm saying I'm from the

Chuck D era in the cane era but I'm a

town it's great I walk with all of my

new artists ma everything about me is

leading the new that's why my group was

co-leaders in the news

shout out to every new artist that's

contributing and doing a job I love

seeing ice spice I love seeing coil

array

I love seeing Kendrick I love seeing J

Cole I love seeing Wu-Tang I love seeing

Nas we're going to stop this narrative

like we don't love each other there's

this divide thing it's corny it's tired

it's whack what's really happening today

scared for us to get together

microphone check one two what is this

Park what's happening

[Applause]

yo y'all know who we are y'all know what

we do y'all know what we're here to do

you know what time it is man gloomy

weather out in New Jersey what episode

is this 6 39. welcome to episode 639 of

the Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble

gracious grateful and highly or lowly

favorite host Joe Budden depend on your

POV uh here with a few really good guys

flip mode is here big flip issues here

Isis here PO is here Parks is here Corey

is here Erickson is here Ian and keeb

are around here somewhere Melissa is

I don't know where Melissa is she's with

us in spirit she's with us in spirit

shout out to our girl Melissa how's

everybody doing good good amazing

fantastic man good I'm amazing good good

I don't know

how to work it when someone sends me

their location

click on your name like the person's

name and then it shows you I know that's

what that's what you say yeah

that's how you do it yeah click find my

you can do that too if you're already

texting the person

and you say share your location and then

you can just go right into the name and

it'll show up and in one area I'm really

bad at is geography and no man it

doesn't matter what the center of the

compass is

so then you click the thing it's a big

blue dot with Parks car I sat in traffic

the whole way through soon as I click

that little Dot

my dumb ass says

we're going the wrong ways

you turn

we bought a U-turn now I'm in traffic

the other way

my driver won't follow all the rules so

he ain't gonna make an illegal U-turn I

was wrong about the dot the dot was the

other way I was right there

25 20 minutes off schedule now

for you for a minute yeah Prudential I

was going to meet up with the guys Park

sent me his location

he should have never sent me that

Soul lives in North

what does that mean

what's they have to do where my friends

are

he was coming you were going to the

Prudential

yes I thought

I'm just dumb man it's cool and I saw

you and I saw you judge me just now yeah

I could tell when you judge me you got a

dog judgmental anyway I had a real good

time over there yeah

that was funny as hell took good

Saturday night and I took my ass home

went to bed

I did two actually I was about to go out

again I was like yo nah I'm done yeah

we're home and had a sandwich because

catering people didn't want to [ __ ] with

us too much

yeah that was the thing that was the

thing we didn't have the little in Booth

caterer person we did but we had to

order when we first got there and they

took mad loan to get there so we

everyone wasn't there yet we're like I

was waiting for everyone to get here

and then by the time they came back

to look up kitchen's closed I got home

and fell what's the warning yo no no see

I got home and felt real guilty and

ghettified because it hit me that when

you get the booth thingamajiggy you're

not supposed to go there when the show

starts or 20 minutes before the show

starts when we walked in there them

people that was in them things

partying drunk

yes yeah yeah it's only our stupid

ghetto asses that makes a lot of sense

just dead 30 minutes before the thing no

wonder the kitchen is closed I wasn't

mad at all when you told me like all

right they got it you guys saw all the

performance yeah yeah okay yeah we were

there early just not early enough we

weren't there early enough to get in our

kick back

Vibe yeah

we didn't realize when the show starts

you could already once the show starts

drinks yeah yeah you can have all the

food drinks everything set up prior to

the show started yeah you're supposed to

get there and get in the year that makes

sense get into your groove a little bit

then I felt ghetto because they put our

phones in a little pocket pocket thingy

but Jiggy that locked and we couldn't

get our phones

uh so then we on me and Amani go stand

on the long ass line

the long ass line for where the drinks

are we figured we're gonna do everybody

so I'll drink some drinks back

and then why I felt for that Corey said

he was going to get some drinks he had a

sad little look on his face I was like

I'll walk with you [ __ ]

see I started to follow Corey for a

minute I was like nah let's go upstairs

and find someone to bring us some drinks

so I get on the line lying the longest

longest train smoke it was long

I gotta use the phone I'll be right back

Corey said yeah I'm gonna go see where

all some food is around here so now I'm

on the line by myself

and I see this little weird quirky white

boy in the other line looking at me

but I don't know if you're looking at me

or you're looking at the fact that

there's a second line in here that seems

to be shorter but sure enough

he walked his weird ass right over them

hey there Joe Bud hey buddies and the

thing about all these little weird

quirky dudes out there

y'all be married

or y'all be having like a girl that

y'all was with for 10 years he ain't

bring a little doofy girl with him

and then they started right behind me

sir is this the line

yes

oh [ __ ] buddy

you look like

you look like this girl no that's him

that's him that's him no [ __ ] way

no way Joe Budden's not standing in

front of me you're lying you are lying

they still ain't said nothing to me they

loud as hell they're making it hot I

turn around and say please shut the [ __ ]

up can you please just keep it down they

losing their [ __ ] nobody you don't

understand all of the Moon music to your

whole career I followed you at a podcast

here that partner that his girl's like

yeah yeah yeah

then he gets to this is my Saving Grace

oh if I had my phone No One's Gonna

believe it No One's Gonna even vote I'm

sorry yeah

[Music]

yeah that lockup [ __ ] hell yeah I like

the two you try to get you to sign his

nachos

I don't know because I did a great job

of ignoring the young man and his

significance that was ridiculous

then Imani and Corey come over they

don't really know the scene so they

don't know these two [ __ ] is weirdos

over here they just being polite this

could be that was the second time I felt

ghetto money come back from over to the

phone thing talking about something

yo

I think I can get this open

he got the little paper they gave us

with our seats folded up

trying to pick the line

yeah I'm in my head like I'm starting to

see why dudes you shouldn't get a group

of dudes together really like

you you finessed it

nah I actually [ __ ] it up why because

so they just say that's the same bags

they use it like all the time so when I

left somebody else's [ __ ] I broke it

open the line was too long for everybody

smash that [ __ ] open we leave here I'm

like I ain't we

I couldn't get this one so now give it

to the dude but because I've been

pulling it it ain't open he like yo this

one not working they had to go give it

to somebody else it was they couldn't

get it open I'm like hey dog

give me some somebody better cut this

[ __ ] on scissors or something get my

phone

no we went to when we went to the other

Kevin Hart [ __ ] you know Isis Apple Man

[ __ ] had his watch she had all his [ __ ]

oh they take everything they took it

okay let me take your watch yeah they

take your airpods they take you

everything yeah they take all that

um but I took the watch yeah okay

I had I took the watch out you know he

was gonna finesse it put it on put it in

theater mode so it don't light up am I

watching but you know what there's

nothing wrong with not having

communication for the next three hours I

mean I was a little [ __ ] I ran into the

little phone corner and called my girl

because they caught me off guard and let

her know

see I had I was still managing the guys

trip so I still had to make sure

everyone could get in they wanted to get

in and when they needed a parking spot

they needed a parking spot so I had to

go run down and yeah he was like yo they

locking phones so I ain't gonna be able

to reach you but if you need a parking

spot here

and I want to clap it up for Parks

handling up there man smoke that Saloon

big pops

real real good real good try to lead by

example in this friend friend group I

appreciate it if engineering don't work

out

organizing event planner event planner

yeah guy trip family trip I got to get

those off my off my bucket list all

right come on let's get right to it

what's up what's good what's up yeah

BET Awards BET Awards let's do it it

happened it happened

yeah initial thoughts it was long as

hell

that [ __ ] was long BT Awards was long

that [ __ ] started at eight it didn't cut

off till after midnight I think

um I wasn't mad at it me either I was

entertained but that [ __ ] was long as

hell

it was really entertaining

for no host they did actually a really

good job salute to uh Capri and light

they held it down I knew yeah they did

because I was wondering you know 50-year

hip-hop you know everybody's going to be

doing their tributes every Festival

everybody's doing a tribute

when they first started you know welcome

to the BET Awards usually it's hosted by

no host no with performances by

and when they read the name of

performances that [ __ ] went for like

three minutes yeah it was long I'm like

okay this could be something if this is

if all of these people are performing

and then okay y'all did this right

it seemed like they didn't miss anybody

and

they didn't go what I like the most

about who they chose to perform they

didn't go get your

typical this person from here this

person like they they sprinkled in a lot

of oh [ __ ] I wouldn't even expect y'all

to go get him oh [ __ ] y'all found them

they found yo-yo yeah like when you're

doing the West Coast it's the same you

know you Snoop no no disrespect yeah of

course they didn't go get these names

they went and dug a little deeper I

loved them yeah they got everybody

except for one person

oh you should have been there in that

dance set

webstar yeah I'm about to say that if

you left web start off because one part

of this salute was like a one-hit wonder

off

which told me a lot about some of y'all

in that building man y'all didn't really

go let me finish my first point yeah

it's a web star if he was mad he wanted

a little you can't have a dance segment

and not have a little chicken noodle

soup with a soda on the side but he was

on the internet going crazy and I ain't

gonna lie when I watched it for a second

I was like

yeah Pump It Up could go in here

somewhere

but then when I watched the people come

out and do their song or just the hook

of their song or just a word that they

saw I would have hung up on BET so fast

you know how fast I would have hung up

on BET see what you just do the hook if

they call me that [ __ ] Fab went out

there and said yo these [ __ ] can't

breathe thank you

thank you

appreciate that count yo my [ __ ] DJ Unk

came out there with his little legs and

walk it out walk it out that's my time

walk out and walk right out of his ass

right and y'all ain't even really give

it up I'm like oh [ __ ] walking out I'm

in the crib height this [ __ ] thinking

but [ __ ] about if they can't recognize

the [ __ ] whose song this is they don't

give a [ __ ] that's true it was a few

more than one that won the [ __ ] that

came out that way I was like [ __ ]

what was the outfit you would have been

tight

[Music]

[Music]

[Laughter]

that's another thing you mentioned uh

dress

yo

from this point moving forward

I don't want to hear another word about

how I can't dress

let this let this be the death date

of that

all of y'all look like [ __ ]

all of you if you are confused as to who

I'm talking about I'm talking about

every last one of y'all that was there

with the exception of like a summer

looked good I like Buster's floral tux

jacket that was hard well Buster was

like a I'm talking about the red carpet

people Buster was like a lifetime

honoree he wasn't really playing the

carpet like that yeah the rest of them

[ __ ] y'all wore in there what y'all

had on out there and it was a mess

it was the opposite of met gal it was

backgalley

it was bengala get on that none

what the [ __ ] yeah I didn't see that one

no I'm kind of mad I missed that now no

no no it was bad it was so bad I was

home saying oh [ __ ] they need a dress

code

this award needs a theme

it's hip hop [ __ ] Boosie woke up and

grabbed some basketball shorts and a

Louis t-shirt and just went to the

awards [ __ ] no

this is our [ __ ]

nah this is up all right you got it you

got it he's out on bed I refuse to sound

like an old caveman in this podcast you

know what it's hip-hop it's hip-hop it's

hip-hop it's hip-hop it's an excuse for

some [ __ ] and always always and it

worked yeah it's hip-hop it's our [ __ ]

so if we want black Excellence we gotta

exude Excellence yeah we should have

looked a lot who said we wanted black

accident

let's start there [ __ ] Russell been

going to all meetings and [ __ ] dressing

regular [ __ ] man it's hip-hop like I

said

[ __ ] sauce [ __ ] what

Russell been going to different meetings

as long as I've been growing up win

whatever he want [ __ ]

jeans sneakers he wasn't in those four

Simmons yes right uh shelters he'll I

think he got more Shell Toes than

anybody on the planet keep going that's

the only [ __ ] I got I don't think listen

they're not going to David's third

implementing dress code a theme

is hip-hop The Stylist is showing up

looking

eons better than their clients

if y'all can't tell y'all are getting

robbed and scammed then what the [ __ ] do

you want me to say

investigate your stylist dog now the

problem is the [ __ ] just care about

what what name it is

feeling I look good [ __ ] The Stylist

can only suggest some [ __ ] they can't

make you wear this [ __ ]

come on let's keep going let's keep

going what else we gotta unpack I'm here

for it today

you know they're gonna be it ain't gonna

be BET Awards without some some mess and

some drama though a lot of drama you

gotta had a drama in there

we immediately get a clip of an argument

breaking out between uh Uzi and his girl

JT threw the phone at him

I don't know what it was over I'm

hearing rumors I don't know he was

sitting there he shot the ice spikes in

the show he was sitting next to ice

spice and I'm saying doing a little

whisper and she got up there you trying

to make me like a clown at him twice I

don't know she had two phones yeah

you missed him I don't want to hear

panda ice though give me your real [ __ ]

thoughts you know I don't know what it

was about I don't know what it's about

well what do you think she said you

groupie ass [ __ ] now I've heard I

didn't hear that part

oh no no

no clip with subtitles

arrows circles and and commentary okay

well can you tell me that

all right we've seen the long one now

we've seen it the long one got them

sitting there arguing for quite some

time his performances

right man

let's go

[Music]

they got her walking out they got all of

this [ __ ]

listen let's unpack come on we ain't got

nothing better to do ain't nobody drop

the album Uzi shout out ice Spice in the

song

and I think JT realized that he was

sitting next to Xbox and [ __ ] running

Uzi

is a colorist

and I spices little light-skinned ass

what you thought was gonna happen ice

spices outside tooting that little thing

up in the air your [ __ ] your [ __ ] put

that name in a song and you know what it

mean rappers when we do that Meek did it

with Lori you know what we doing

and you going what if he debuted that

song there what if that's the vehicle so

that's your girl first time hearing this

you just magically happened to be

sitting next to ice spice why are you

playing with me I am a city girl [ __ ] I

will Turn This Mother Out like am I

ended and then she did and then the ice

place I don't think she flinched now she

from the Bronx you know she dug shells

so I thought that you know the uzi lying

not to keep bringing this up but the uzi

line was I treat my dark-skinned girl

like a light skin girl they tore his ass

up but your girl is dark skin and now

here she comes oh here she comes ice

spice come come down sitting on the hoop

woke up

is from the Bronx

like flip said

JT that phone [ __ ] don't mean nothing

at all I spicy [ __ ] noodles on the

ground [ __ ] he throwing a [ __ ] phone

and give my [ __ ] throw it back again I

never see no [ __ ] like that you got hit

with the phone twice [ __ ] see that

[ __ ] in the face the same phone she got

a it's a boomerang

JT I ain't gonna lie to you baby girl go

ahead and chill out you better take that

up with your [ __ ]

it ain't gonna be too many of these

phones flying in the direction of A

Bronx girl

that girl's in the Bronx or be next I

ain't gonna move I don't know if you

know what's going on over there as of

late and I won't be the one to say it on

this platform but it ain't gonna be too

many more

hey

come on [ __ ] get to the hook this [ __ ]

sound like you got a poetry shout out to

the dirty ass behavior that Uzi did

though that's a slick dirty [ __ ] [ __ ]

let's talk about it I like that let's

talk about it yo how to [ __ ] I'm saying

this be happening too many times

Pittsburgh no but he he tried to do the

Flim Flam I'm saying he talking to ice

box

she do the picture up and expose it talk

about it and then JT he had JT that he

tried I ain't gonna lie he was doing the

old school flim-flam why y'all

girlfriends out there don't respect

context clues talk about it

why don't you take your ass to the

bathroom so I could bag the woman I like

talk about it

you see me sitting here if God got my

hand on a thigh I keep I'm rubbing her

hair everything everything I'm smiling

in her face I got teeth showing you've

never seen before you ain't gotta pee

I think she walked away and it came back

and caught him I think so I think so I

think so I still we still gotta

acknowledge

the slimy [ __ ] award go to us I'm

trying to bag this whole new hot young

thing with some ass in front of you come

on don't let my infatuation with this

girl get in between our seven year

relationship talk about it you cool out

I'm going home with you

right then they put out the video of

them walking out the arena together well

done

who thought

the Affleck

been that then what you walk out

together you will now we beefing out

here who the world is this that's cool

yeah hey if she clocked him with the

cell phone in the spot twice in the face

[ __ ] he's getting his ass whooping that

Suburban

ass whooped in that limo guess what

now I'm a [ __ ] even better cause look

at the division you've caused in our

household

look look what you did in our house yeah

you gotta you got to go roll after that

and girls is petty shorty might have hit

him that night like

sorry you high yeah

I spice put out her little camera dump

camera roll and it was pictures of

everything in the world and then her and

Uzi next to each other real clothing I

can't play with no Bronx [ __ ] like that

yeah and that all like that and that

that's that's fuel that's sending the

message

they're communicating [ __ ] that's the

message back then they asked the uh they

asked all this place well what did she

think of the ward she said uh fund the

ghetto

yeah

yo all of that

all of that oh I'm a [ __ ] so I can't

really care what I want [ __ ] but New

York bird is different from middle of

the country bird yo

[Applause]

y'all think

or bird alike no it's different it is

different birds different ghettos

she hit him with that one she caught up

fun but

ghetto

yo ghetto [ __ ] read [ __ ] they knew

what they saying

hey and if I thought I was wrong about

any of this [ __ ]

JT get home to the publicist

and they say yo

we want you all to know this beef

was about a misunderstanding in the seat

it was not over ice spice

I said well she's writing you wrong yeah

because it could still be one in the

same because it was about ice mice in

the ass and it was a misunderstanding

and I know when ice spice was performing

ice spice was hype when Scarlett came on

get the [ __ ] out New York she was

singing she was looking

get the [ __ ] out New York [ __ ] using

the crowd I saw that yeah get out of

here with that boy let that [ __ ] [ __ ]

the girl you want to [ __ ] man because

now you know he's just gonna [ __ ] it

even harder now you're gonna hit her

with some of them Strokes he hit you

with in the beginning

the early when he likes

that dead snail do y'all feel like she

should have acted like that though never

that's the other thing yo if you throw

your phone at me you don't ask for it

back you're not getting it back this

phone is going on she said get my phone

back I'm throwing that [ __ ] across the

city now I'm gonna stomp that I'm saying

that but

I went to jail over this this is the

exact situation I went to jail over

through the phone I'm paying for it up

got it now [ __ ] oh no that ain't out of

the Lord work good luck I guess you do

got to give it back

I'd have gave it back girls [ __ ] would

have been stomped on so many what a

[ __ ] right in the face with this [ __ ]

that aim is accurate

yeah

and it wasn't a diamond it was a rock

from Jupiter or something uh the uh

trailer you put out for the album yeah

she was hot

she did she write his forehead though

fan that's the other thing we got to

address too

the awards are not for girlfriends yo

[Applause]

did an entire bit about the masseuses

the personal masseuses and how every

dude really wants it to end but it don't

end like that because the masseuses

don't suck dick well enough and the

[ __ ] don't massage well enough

he just perfectly explained yo we gotta

stop being scared of [ __ ] cancel

culture and these [ __ ] people in

their microphones God damn it y'all know

[ __ ] won't get their dick sucked after

a massage but you can't

why not

I just told you

don't take my show today take your show

today

okay okay sitting here with my hands

folded I don't know what this is

a [ __ ] he what he killed that [ __ ] then

you ask your girl for a massage and it'd

be for 20 seconds

good yo that's like a universal this

[ __ ] right here they be using these I

don't know and a massage good in the

beginning

well let me get the a game one in the

beginning

in the beginning they do they good

massage ish [ __ ] girls do not massage

good your body no in the beginning when

she's not in the beginning when she not

your girl

she run up to the bathroom she act like

she work in the spa yes doing the little

tricks now what happened after she watch

she watching her show remote in one hand

annoyed at you like [ __ ] you done

you're good you got to get her the gun

[ __ ] you got to get her the gun

I have the gun I have that I have that

too I don't think it's been used on me

and then when you press

on me yeah I make her go in there get my

ear wax out with the little thingamajig

sit your sit your thick ass down pick my

faces up get this [ __ ] do something do

something yeah

see what this is

[Laughter]

you ain't gonna get no massage no more

though

some [ __ ] quick but yo you can't say

what he said

okay we can't take a [ __ ] JT now we

gotta go home and fight behind closed

doors

come on man it's chill because your name

ain't on the lease Michelle get you the

[ __ ] about it it ain't gonna go the way

you think it's gonna go yeah no no no it

ain't gonna go the way he think it's

gonna go

why

you've been there too the squatters yeah

but I handled it wrong you've been there

to handle it wrong in the moment

but now with my new information your

Intel you got Intel no yeah you [ __ ]

right when they name it on the lease all

you gotta do is just let them go let

them let them get the call and the cops

when the cops come you talk to them just

don't blow it it's like when the

telemarketer call and try to get you to

curse the second you curse it's over

true but if your name is we ain't gotta

fight

foreign

ER out buddy

I don't know you're teaching me yeah I

don't know you teaching me what'd you

think of it [ __ ] sir you have to leave

[ __ ] Doug my man had to sleep on my

other man's couch for a month till they

went back to court he had to get the

[ __ ] out bro what's her name her name

was on Louise no

his house East Orange please

Upper Saddle River he had to get the

[ __ ] out for a month oh Saturday I think

they might do that to me

you gotta go doggy that happened to me

too I had both sides of it

unfortunately I'm telling you some

[ __ ] yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah you gotta

pay the rent

chill your [ __ ] like yeah

hot tub dolo yeah

y'all getting hot tub by yourself

yes I will have a yeah I have no not

have you do you yes

absolutely oh yeah

okay dog I'll take baths sometimes whole

thing of Epsom salt and nutrition

and your knees still like that yeah

exactly what brand ever thought you'd be

getting

the key food brand Morton's

what

come on back to BT back to BT back to BT

Patti LaBelle oh my God

bam

come on just some small criticisms

legend by the way but she had to be

there she could have stayed home she

gotta chill out they could have found

somebody else that is too old y'all let

Patty live

she living I know they just don't I live

on stage like let's go do what she want

to do

you can't freestyle but just like go up

there she got a great voice she could

just riff she got background singers she

got background singers she don't have to

sing you I don't know the words she said

I don't know the words in the

performance that's bad and I can't see

yeah she told y'all that's bad you could

just riff

I understand that

uh her view of the teleprompter was

obstructed Joe you're my man if they got

me to get on the stage and sing Pump It

Up

I'm gonna make it my business to know

the words I'm gonna do you one better

don't we got rehearsal exactly

don't you have yeah

look this song probably has less than 20

words in the first verse and she

repeating herself yeah

dog you couldn't remember this yo dog yo

that's not funny man Patti LaBelle was

supposed to be able to remember this

simple ass verse to the best by Tina

Turner during Tina Turner tribute indeed

I don't care if the teleprompter wasn't

there I don't you ain't need a

teleprompter in my opinion if you don't

have the time to learn the record don't

do it don't do it then you can sit your

ass down and I I just look at it like a

respect thing like if you really love

this person and you really wanted to

give them the proper tribute learn the

[ __ ] words dog and this ain't your

first time butchering the record

well the same one no a different time

they had to do like some tribute or some

[ __ ] and she jacked it up and like

that's the whole that one was funny I

think that's disrespectful that was a

classic though I think it's

disrespectful

not to take the time to learn learn the

actual song well there is a little bit

of context here I'm all ears let me hear

this she was sick here let's tell us I

can't keep telling the story she know

who she is tell me okay tell us what

happened though

I want to hug her and I want to enter

Dory because she was with Mick Jagger at

that moment and I said sorry this is

Mick Jagger and so he said hello and

Nick was excited oh you're Patty's son

and so then the lady I went to hug her

she said oh no darling you're moist I

said moist

I just finished and I was hot and sweaty

that happened to me I was moist I

haven't spoke to her since oh no there's

so many stories when I think back I have

tell me stories some beautiful and some

not so cute but they grow

um

the plot thickens

I got you we got him yeah

that's Petty we can't give Patty a pass

79 she old

I'm saying she might not be remembering

the words we [ __ ] God

[Music]

we got her yo we got him

which speaks to one of my worst

nightmares now

me passing on

y'all getting my hop to my tribute

oh my Lord oh my Lord what will they say

that's crazy I don't know the words

listen man I I Patty do this though like

I remember I was at a show and this was

back in like I don't know 20 14 15

sometime it was Marcia Ambrosius show

she brings out Patti LaBelle

Patty come out do a record Crowd Goes

Crazy she's introducing Marcia you know

giving another show back and goes ladies

and gentlemen the best thing on the

planet Jill Scott oh [ __ ] and the whole

crowd was like hey shorty that's not

Jill Scott this is her show

kill

so she she had to just be having a good

time early stages of dementia allegedly

or she just be having a good time yeah

don't put dementia on people

what's wrong with that no people what's

wrong with just putting dementia on

people if they don't have it

you're allegedly don't clean up first

man

what you talking about Penny can't get

away with the boys

listen I don't care how good that mac

and cheese is you cannot just do what

you want [ __ ]

[ __ ] pause yeah go right to

genius.com and look up the lyrics

come on what else we got from the awards

yeah [ __ ] Migos man yeah we got to clap

it off Amigos

oh absolutely that [ __ ] was incredible

and the way it happened beautiful I I

said he teared up a little bit

I didn't you know that's his group so

I'm a grouper

that [ __ ] was that [ __ ] was amazing

I did I just all the [ __ ] seeing

them go through that and again

it was a true surprise like you didn't

see no whispers about it happening like

the picture take all popped up on the

screen it was only a couple months ago

that there was an award show performance

with cuevo and there was rumors of a

fight backstage because he wins yeah

yeah it's [ __ ] beautiful and amazing

and it's okay to get a little emotional

but it's all right sure all right well I

mean just a few days before the [ __ ]

had to cook out together chilling oh

good you saw a picture of them yeah but

again you didn't look at what they were

chilling so after we heard what they

heard now we at the cookout it's awkward

we didn't speak to me at the cookout

yeah we go speak at the cookout I

thought that they might add a little

trick up their sleeves Joe what yeah

[ __ ] I could walk right by you at the

cookout not speak anybody don't do that

you extra sassy so you would do that

you're right you are what and you got to

stop that [ __ ] speak to me life is short

yeah macaroni your ass over there I'll

be right over here the [ __ ] you talking

about I'm over here dog you got it

anyway I tear it up a little bit

perhaps This Is Us for me yeah yeah

that [ __ ] has been the spotlight rocket

yeah they still synchronize with the

dances and all that [ __ ] like killing

that [ __ ] that [ __ ] was fire man and

then for me if though if these types of

things don't happen in this simulation

I'll forget that these people aren't

here with us anymore

their spirit that is true I still listen

to all the songs all the music I

remember all the interviews I like I

remember I was there for it so it don't

hit me that these people aren't with us

until they start putting them all on the

screen or I'm seeing how their friends

and family and loved ones are affected

by it

and then I can't imagine it right I just

heard TLC speak about the other day it

was uh

chili and uh Chilean t-balls talking

about how they had to go on tour right

after left eye pass

and how they didn't want to do that but

they did it and every night the big

screen in the back would put up left eye

and the crowd would go absolutely crazy

but for them two they couldn't look at

it so it was very important for them

during the show to stay focused and I

think I might so watching these two do

that with the spotlight being uh

symbolic of takeoff as a performer I

don't know if I could have held that

together

yeah I'd have been [ __ ] up

and to get through the wreck like

yeah I wouldn't have got through the

records me too I'd have been [ __ ] up

with you I think Buster was up there

crying Buster crowd you must have cried

you're supposed to cry I like to cry me

too

I cried too that was the funniest line

of the night for me at Busta Rhymes

saying they gave me two minutes

and then just completely said [ __ ] the

truth

at that point if you know Buster you

already knew the two minutes was times

then that was the funniest line in there

he gonna be up there for a second

talking to you you can't bump into him

and say hi and buy in 30 seconds it's

impossible and he kind of jokes on

himself about that now I see that that's

an ongoing industry joke uh because

somebody introd him that way but it's

just how much he wins yeah man it's just

how it's true it's like just how much

love he has for you it don't matter if

you [ __ ] with him the way that y'all are

embracing that's the he really love you

and gonna stop to tell you in the moment

you don't care you got [ __ ] girls with

you you had it out yeah Russian it don't

matter

whole club now yo I love you yo that

[ __ ] you did that song

yo this is not the place

so he went I like when he started

talking about uh

hijacking people's studio time and

sending them invoices because you've

told the story about how he did that to

fire I love that story but now it may

now it came full circle

because he was up there saying he was

doing that for the everybody

to everybody and and made his bones that

way when he kind of was outcasted and

discouraged during that three years

where he left the group and was like all

right what am I going to do now so he

was doing that and then

to to

Pioneer or reinvent the guest feature

like he spoke about and then by the time

he did that to me I know what the price

was that he secretly invoiced me I

thought this [ __ ] was crazy

but so you thought that [ __ ] was just

coming up there on the arm

and he said you don't if you don't know

the business gotcha creatively you have

a conversation but that's different from

whatever business needs to occur so I

thought we was having trouble coming up

with a hook to this record

we got with him or my people got with

him he sent back that and I pump it up

remix first like you're just working

and one worked and the other did and he

sent a invoice for both

it was it like it was a lot going on

Consulting and it was a lot it was

because Buster's on fire we talking

about 2003 yeah Busta Rhymes

and that's what the price said but to

hear his story

and what you do with that what you what

you turn that fear into or habits you

developed in times of

fear and

figures

that was super super fire amazing

amazing

and he did kind of pioneer that feature

I mean if you really think about it

there wasn't really at the level of him

hopping on remixes and features and

everyone's album everyone's single

everything like he may have been a

Pioneer that I was once he said it I

tried to think back to who was doing it

before him

and outside of you know like somebody in

their own Camp correct you didn't really

see it just it was rare yeah you didn't

see that and I was like damn he he kind

of got a point yeah that was a [ __ ]

no he had a point yeah for sure his

verse sounded like a feature on the uh

on uh leaders of new school songs

like that's how different it was so I

get it shout out to Boston that entire

speech I was laughing nobody was going

to play the band on bus huh you know

better

that's funny I wish they would because

when it ain't no writers you really

don't have to pay you glad somebody's up

there talking words true they were happy

about that yeah we don't have to we

don't have to play the band the band is

played to keep [ __ ] on schedule because

the writers and the producers have a

schedule mm-hmm but if it ain't no

writers talk away

now that you mentioned it that makes a

lot of sense because I was thinking

about that when uh Tiana and her mom is

up there with the phone I'm like all

right shorty come on it's not working

it's not working but you can see the

Wi-Fi yeah

try Wi-Fi signal bad

and I'm they just let it go

but like you say hey take some time we

cool she's another one I'm super happy

for Tiana well deserved uh she's been

killing as of late I do think that I

somebody in ice spice team needs to get

with Tiana Taylor honestly that's my

honest critique I said that before I

said after some of you like Tiana has a

good thing going with how she is

producing and developing some of these

newer acts I like that about bust I like

the highlighting of all of the new

female Acts

I really like that bringing coily Ray

out to put your hands with my eyes could

see bringing Scarlett out like I like

his dedication to it and I like him

explaining it up there he did and then

embrace the uh the newer acts and

mentioned the older acts just to show

the the unity that hip-hop could he's

always been about that for what it's

worth too he's always reached out to

younger artists and you know what I mean

that's dope because a lot of old artists

give them the ass to kiss you know what

I'm saying especially somebody as

accomplished as he is they be dissing

them he he brings people together that's

some dope grown [ __ ]

also like um Cody Ray's outfit which she

had yeah

that was super dope like all the women

there big Jersey every time I see her I

get really excited now

me too that's it me too

[ __ ] not that type of exercise

she's beautiful hey she's gonna be a

starter

she's beautiful

okay I ain't say nothing she's gonna be

a star

you all danced to Benzino records ice

wants her to be a star in his Sky

[Music]

no I have a woman I would not [ __ ] with

it if you were single I don't know what

I would do if I'm single because I'm not

single but if you were singing

her being Benzino's daughter wouldn't

play a factor is what I'm asking [ __ ]

everybody Somebody's Daughter oh [ __ ]

you a Savage boy you were Heathen am I

am I wrong you're not wrong but I'm

kidding that [ __ ] wanted the homework

everybody

is somebody daughter I mean hey that's a

good one wait a second verse let it get

her [ __ ] off

I'm looking for the Hoochie Daddy yeah

[Applause]

[Music]

well look he be cheating

and I'm the reason

[Laughter]

[Music]

I was just about saying you really know

black thought oh

man my [ __ ] be cheating and I'm the

reason and I'm the reason yeah yo you

such a bird dog this ain't no all the

lyrics

yo let me tell y'all something I bought

this song A few weeks ago man it was

gonna come in here and do a lyric

breakdown but I figured y'all would look

at me like I'm absolutely insane you'll

already be teasing me for my bird [ __ ]

so I tucked it well I'm watching last

night had to let your bird flag fly man

pulled your wings out the closet

they got my girl they got my girl

sitting across from Bobby Jones the

gospel singer dude

and when that song come on everybody

everybody get to going I walk around for

that off of that what my [ __ ] pink my

booty hole Brown I was like well you

don't say

who starts a song that way

that's crazy yo I want to apologize

to all of you musicians out there

dedicated to your Artistry developing

your talent thinking that that will get

you ahead in this business

you are wrong

it's over yo think about your butthole

next time you go to the booth my [ __ ]

put some bleach

stop playing with my girls [ __ ]

[ __ ] talking about actually y'all made

me mad

now we gotta [ __ ] this back one time

before we get back into it yeah

yo I'm laughing around but this is the

problem this is the problem with y'all

out there

this beat is a certified smash

take Keith is expensive true and he

knows how to conduct and craft a record

so now he just took this is what's going

on these [ __ ] is taking these girls

these [ __ ] they got the hits they know

how to make them and doing this so it

don't matter who come on and say this if

she say it right which you can be

coached to do

Hey bow down just left Panther hey

my buddy oh all right come on man enough

they go crazy with that come on

he is they go crazy alone you will kill

that right

kill that little [ __ ] what are you doing

I think it's crazy yes

what else happened at the BET Awards and

congratulations uh what else happened at

the BET awards that we need to get to I

also like Buster rhyme you knew he was

going to bring it back to cool herc and

Jamaica five years ago you know what's

gonna happen you knew it was gonna

happen some respect on Jamaica's name

I liked it they killed that [ __ ] too my

only problem was they needed to show

those girls in the background that was

breathing they're blowing the fire they

was fine oh my God the camera panned off

and I'm too fast that's the other thing

I loved about this BET Awards the camera

quickly panned to just a bad fine girl

in the audience and left

it's like yeah lucky I ain't out there

boy I've been out there being faithful

I'd have been out there telling them

girls I got a girlfriend

is this one of the songs that guys ain't

supposed to sing yeah it is a thousand

percent yeah you can't you can't sing

this

okay yo just imagine it could be showing

the emotion

you're too old emotions

young [ __ ] they dance like that ish

his shoulders shoulders ain't that fluid

anymore

[Laughter]

don't do that we were singing uh uh

[ __ ] what and I know booty hole Brown

hey what Never singing that type [ __ ]

certain songs we can't we were singing

Foxy Brown Take You Home

she was pretty flagrant we were singing

that song we wasn't supposed to sing

that song well yeah hold on did you hold

up let's take it to the top high five

trying to get my swerve on pure rock and

fixed by the land it don't stop seeing

money looking oh yeah yeah what up doc

yeah I was looking at a [ __ ] when that

I was singing not not on purpose oh my

God now I don't I'm just saying you in

the club you had none cause he did now

you rapping the words it's [ __ ] and

Friends flirting cause I didn't think

you like that baby boy style

Roy yeah but now I'm doing it I'm a

rapper so I got my own Crown Royal

what's up [ __ ]

he said he looked like the type that

know what you ain't supposed to we did

that

shut up there are a lot of songs that

men can't you didn't rap that song I did

at work and I ain't feel like booty hole

Brown did you rap Little Kim Quiet Storm

um verse yeah oh my God that's hot damn

hole here we go again

there's some other [ __ ] that is way more

flagrant uh you ever sing YMCA you can't

see that I'm asking you when I was a kid

any time in your life yeah when I was

alone don't try to throw it to your

childhood he always trying to throw it

to himself

no

no no

no no that [ __ ] uncle was making them

okay get in that room and say YMCA 100

times no light skin [ __ ]

it's fun to stay here ain't got drama

from YMCA

screaming the word you know

you don't answer them you did the dance

MC Hammer pumps in a bump yes

[Applause]

somehow even flip knows MC Hammer had

the Little Leopard Speedo [ __ ] on yeah

why he had to do the video over

now you see that tweet yeah

[ __ ] bad Lake

bad Lake all right she

um can't sing it what else happened at

the awards what else happened at the

awards

that was the Wars made me think of it it

was during uh lotto's performance

congratulations

congratulations Lotto you did great you

looked great you hide over there yeah

I'm straight damn well that's your Corey

rail

yeah

older brother [ __ ] you like you could

be her uncle I'm not checking for lotto

now

look I know what's the youngest girl you

[ __ ] if you wasn't single

uh

if you weren't single yeah I mean

probably like 30. oh yeah it's a 25 a

sneak in there

the right 25 years the right 25 shows

yeah it was a good conversation yeah

25 year old with some pretty feet got

him yeah oh look at I just went up yeah

you look at his lips

I was happy as hell that Jersey band

plastic bag so

a lot of [ __ ]

and I've been seeing it all over the

industry [ __ ] the girls doing this

ripped me out the plastic [ __ ]

I'm so glad we don't have to deal with

that [ __ ] out of here

I was happy as [ __ ] like that I'm strong

ass tote bags that we giving out now

they care about it

yo dusty ass right in this bag right

yeah

that's the one thing I do like about

Tick Tock playing a role and songs and

how they are promoted a lyric can break

your song True one man the way it comes

on that's about the booty hole being

born I know but I'm just saying back in

the day not being on my caveman [ __ ] but

yeah it was hooked it was hook drip it

was hooks it was hooks

imagine if Tip Drill was out under a

tick tock [ __ ]

bro

[Music]

what else happened

who's good

get into it bro I don't have nothing

that what I got written down MC light

won't age she looks amazing she looked

great amazing MC like one age you know I

took my notes during the [ __ ] oh here we

go I don't want to see dancers during

Ante Up

we'll see robbers

unless they got the the gun hands girls

nowadays be all of those dancers the

dancers are running running hip-hop now

oh also the writers I'm sorry flip the

writers you know there's a writer strike

I stand in support with y'all even

though I still think somebody should

have called uh Taraji Henson or somebody

and get up there and do a little

something someone can freestyle

something somebody should have got up

there but I stand with y'all writers I

also want to let y'all know that whoever

is doing the production the the stage

sets that production the budgets for

that they took y'all [ __ ] yo they stole

your money they built the whole Bodega

they stole your money though this the

sets were unbelievable the entire night

during the performances no they were

unbelievable whoever is controlling that

budget got a raise while the writers

shout out real quick though regardless

of all the rumors y'all heard shout out

to Pap and Remy [ __ ] on the red carpet

together and all that [ __ ] [ __ ]

standing strong black love at its finest

BT Round of Applause for my peoples

[ __ ] [ __ ] sitting therefore

yeah

[Applause]

looking great great amazing I still

don't want to see no [ __ ] dancers

during ante up yo songs be the tough

songs the backup dancers don't even look

look tough and they outfits the little

ripped up tank tops they don't look like

my old shits like it looked like y'all

cosplaying as tough it looked like y'all

cosplaying as well what's the Michael

Jackson video well all of them when they

started the gangs were fighting bad beat

it yeah that's the two yeah it was those

two right yeah

what else I got written down here uh

Master P going to do 90 ads per minute

Annie

he got a [ __ ] off he wasn't the only one

that did that yeah a couple [ __ ] up

there that use that Tom if I'm up here

even to present the winner of an award

I'm gonna promote my [ __ ] and I

right oh Ray J

had to let y'all know up front I got

mine back

and when you watch it with your girl you

see it a little different

she was like

are they together or is he trying to get

her back now oh [ __ ]

that's like good point it's Ray J dog

stop it see I'm just saying how it's why

you can't watch it with your girl no I

love watching [ __ ] with my girl me too

but still you got your mom that's the

best [ __ ] ever I think she heard you

you got your [ __ ] off my [ __ ]

when did she leave him

that's a good question I don't think she

ever yeah

they do all the Instagram stuff I didn't

see places they're friends with the show

that's my West that's my West Coast saw

rim and Pat so let me not even talk

about them I love them I don't think she

ever really left I don't do believe in

all of that

when when the divorce [ __ ] hits the

internet uh I don't believe that's when

it's going on already going to foul

right now waiting on that signal dog the

real [ __ ] is going on back there you

know the [ __ ] the real phone calls real

arguments

um yeah anyway uh

what else we got congratulations to

everybody that was at the BET Awards all

the winners all the winners shout out to

bet for just

being concentrating on putting on an

amazing show an entertaining show a

quality show and they did just that the

only the only award ceremony we have

that will highlight and focus on all of

those acts and really paying homage to

this thing the way it's supposed to be

done they did that [ __ ] they did

perfectly in my opinion I don't know

where y'all found some of them [ __ ] at

boy words

I felt bad some people I had I didn't

know they were never mind but I had to

Google oh [ __ ] this person is still he's

alive right yeah I ain't saying you said

it but um it was good to see everybody

that was there well that's because

that's how I felt when Andrew Dice Clay

came out it's like oh [ __ ]

now do you have your passport

did you get your shot nah he looked the

same kind of minus the hair he looked

good look he looked the same and that's

what I was like oh [ __ ] homeboy still

look good black leather jacket you know

what I'm saying his signature [ __ ] he

didn't do this

arm wouldn't get around I'm with him you

know what I'm saying you can't but uh no

you look good no he looked really good

um so yeah what else we got what else

what else what else

I that's it for BT yeah I don't have to

we could be whatever y'all I'm chilling

today

I'm gonna I'm in a Vibe I'm vibed out

cardi B

Onnie got her cheek back allegedly

I hope that ain't true

I mean she came inside

I don't like that yeah I like it I don't

like that I don't think cardi did it I

heard I heard a reason but you know us

[ __ ] be in our feelings and [ __ ] we

see [ __ ] when we do [ __ ] yeah get your

[ __ ] all flip you're trying no we're not

trying he's trying to trigger me I'm not

trying Hardy said is the best [ __ ] if I

was cheating for so I can't cheat with

the industry [ __ ] she did and I can't

cheat with a [ __ ] that's quiet because

I'm cardi B

a

[ __ ] [ __ ] call these bottle [ __ ]

you play it you play what you said you

can't accuse me of all the things

see why women should have never got that

Keyshia Cole song

yes honey don't come on singing I Should

Have Cheated happy like that see

clue number one don't pay attention to

that country man y'all oh [ __ ] huh

number two best spaces the other day got

[ __ ] spiraling and thinking [ __ ]

come on now I'm [ __ ] cardi B [ __ ]

yeah and sometimes [ __ ] forget

I'm cardi B if I was giving this [ __ ]

to anybody it will be out I'm not just

anybody yeah that's a lot can't [ __ ] me

no regular Douglas Smuggler cause they

gonna tell the world that's another one

because they gonna tell two what's up

y'all ever heard that Ruby Rose record

what she said got a big ass mouth so

please boy stop acting stupid

stop acting stupid

he saw that DM going crazy over a

[ __ ] space don't play with me

the [ __ ]

now the [ __ ] said I saw you and for

y'all don't know he he or y'all know but

this is all this is all triggered by

offset posting and deleting on this

story saying my wife [ __ ] a [ __ ] on

me gang y'all [ __ ] know how I come

the day before that

he was saying that saw [ __ ] in the DM

you're seeing them DM to my wife I'ma

run into you that's bad

all I'm saying is if I felt like my girl

was cheating I'ma get it off of these

two if I felt like my girl was cheating

and she said these things to dispel my

thought it would not be dispelled it

would actually strengthen absolutely

those are lines that we've used

the word

in fact

that you can you can tell you good [ __ ]

yeah you could get you a a millionaire

or non-millionaire to keep it cute on

mute what to not say a word just off the

strength that you are cardi B now it

might be difficult to do that but do I

think you can do it absolutely yes

uh

uh and after some of the rumors that

have been out there about offset I won't

repeat none of them because I'm a dude

but if I start thinking about how my

girl is interpreting those rumors

listen I've had girls try to get they

cheap back on me for a lot less than

what was said about him and them rumors

so you can't run up the scoreboard like

that and think that your girl

oh man I'm not turning this into therapy

but [ __ ] be thinking that their girl

is just going to tuck the 99 cheats no

well y'all be at [ __ ] be men ask of

women to tuck the 99 cheats and we so at

we'll take it a step further when they

not over it 9 10 11 months later we say

your dog you still on that

you [ __ ] up my piece in the house

I can't be with you if you're gonna

disrupt the peace listen

because you wanted to get a piece no all

right but if we move past it let's move

past it no no no no no no no no you no

no no you got to move past too fast

let's stay right here we stay here then

let's see the problem they act like they

move past it and let me not say they let

me be mature let me not save that

because I've been on the other side of

that where shorty cheated came back and

said yo I cheated let's work it out and

I said

I accept you about you but you won't

know I love you

and I'm down

when I was in the back of my head at the

same time saying

once I get you back into my good

relationship races

no he's not many years ago I'm coming

here to be the truth to tell the truth

we got a platform we got an audience

that expects truth I'm not coming alive

I'm with the upper handbag I am a result

see I don't do that I want the uh

I'm just addressing what he said I don't

I don't be wanting the upper hand back

huh you cheat on me imma leave

that [ __ ] I'll give you oh then you

ain't been cheating on the right way

yeah we're probably happy because that's

what this is

you haven't been cheated on the right

way and you ain't found out about it the

right way yeah you didn't walk in the

house to your girl that you live with

with a draw four card tuck that means a

dangerous question that you know the

answer to already and you know when you

ask it you're not gonna get that answer

yeah you got a question in your head

that you're going to ask and you know

the answer to it oh you already know the

answers you know when you ask this

question you got a 90 thought that she

ain't gonna she ain't gonna say the

right answer and now what you're gonna

do it's gonna always boil back on you it

get tricky and break up land streets

I've seen a bunch of people saying yo he

can't get mad because he cheated on her

a bunch of times I'm took I don't I

don't I disagree with that you can took

it man I'm talking about people like yo

you oh well she took you back after you

cheated so you gotta no you don't

I'm sorry no you [ __ ] don't don't

penalize and this is all for them I see

it happen all the time with people

people I know personally [ __ ] it's

happened to me in the past where I've

cheated she accepted me back and then I

found out something I don't like and I'm

out like oh how you gonna be out Hey

listen I'm sorry I might value me a

little bit more than you valued you um

you was a dirty [ __ ] call it what you

want that's how it was though he wasn't

cheated right Antoine I guess I guess

Joseph

I think that in a relationship you got

to have some level of respect and

reciprocity so I think I'm not gonna

hold you to a standard that I wouldn't

really hold myself so there have been

times in relationships where

um I cheated a lot a lot a lot a lot a

lot you were skating up on [ __ ]

I don't need you to add extra sprinkles

ice cream [ __ ] I'm good

so what I'm saying is if you if you

suspect that your chick was cheating or

if your girl got a phone number or [ __ ]

like that you got to eat that yeah I'm

talking about cheating you got to eat it

I don't know about getting a phone

number that's cheating [ __ ] I'm talking

about [ __ ] somebody if your girl is

on the phone with the next [ __ ] I don't

know if she [ __ ] him or not she might

have [ __ ] them I'm specifically

talking about finding in the instance

that I'm speaking up with myself finding

out oh you [ __ ] this [ __ ] you're done

all right we're having a grown folks

conversations get to it all right so now

in that particular relationship that you

speak of how many times did you [ __ ]

so you are saying that this particular

individual the the the the the the

resolve that they had for your

relationship and the love that they have

for you you don't have to have that same

level of love for her I'm saying that

and you dish it and you're not built to

take it it's not even built I don't want

to do it no no no no no no no no no no

no no it's built yo you're saying even

if he said it could be Choice it could

be choice there's people that I I want

to respond to him

similar but different how you said yo

when you [ __ ] around you'll you'll hit

people you'll play around with people

but you don't want nobody doing it to

you it's not that you're not built you

choose I don't accept that it's the same

[ __ ] like yo personally

if I was her

I wouldn't have accepted that you chose

to accept that cool that don't mean I

have to let you get your lick back

that's true that's all I'm saying I

don't have to do that you don't have to

I just think that that's a really

selfish it's very selfish

things like that you don't need to be in

a relationship at all that's old [ __ ]

yeah you took you took where I was gonna

go

cheating is always a balance of risk

versus reward if I'm cheating on my girl

this is going to sound sick

but I've gone to therapy if I'm Chi if I

was cheating on my girl at the time I

felt like my girl was worth keeping and

for me trying to hide the cheese

thousand percent yeah the point of the

cheese did not get caught a thousand

percent no but we don't want to get

caught because you don't want to lose

yourself we don't want to lose this

woman absolutely

and if that thought is prevalent in my

cheating it also has to be prevalent

when she does it agree I still don't

want to lose the girl you're very

Cavalier attitude just makes somebody

say all right well we throw a

relationship away in that case in that

case I'm always take the field over the

girl that I don't really give a [ __ ]

whether she cheat or not

sure

that's true the ones that you forgive is

because there's something there whether

it's comfortability whether it's love or

whether it's just that you did it in uh

sometimes when it happens on when it

happens when it happens back to you

sometimes you have to sit with yourself

and reflect because all the [ __ ] playing

your mind now I know I did I did do that

I did that even when you go sometimes

and when you're looking for it it's

because all the [ __ ] you like you was

doing

you see the same mannerism like hold on

hold on but I'm talking about from

experience I ain't look from experience

some of the [ __ ] that you that's how you

catch it well I did that oh hold on

there's a change in that oh oh that's

how she could you start to think and

then all you got to do is pick your eye

then you don't have to look through the

whole thing and it comes out so then now

you have the pros and cons it and also

reflect I don't know hold on my [ __ ]

get my [ __ ] off you're cooking you

cooking I'm sorry I did this before like

this