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I don't know it's not mine I ain't gonna are we recording yes

I can't wait to hear the breakdown on that one what the hell is that about

and speechless I'm Easy Breezy I miss y'all I'm loving y'all I thought that

y'all be mad at me because we had to come in here today I don't know I am just my luck on them on the Pod of

roulette board

[ __ ] that remember hold on I'm about to get that ice that's day [ __ ] I'm about to get that ice okay I'm with you what

does that mean is you're with him do you agree with what he's saying or not I don't know what he's saying give a firm

he hate this day [ __ ] are you saying you don't give a [ __ ] about July 4th and you don't celebrate it yeah where do you

fall on the issue I could care less about July 4th you don't even celebrate Christmas celebrate Christmas when did this start

July 4th 17th

when did the sentiment start that it was widespread that we don't give a [ __ ]

about that exactly yeah [ __ ] woke up when was that it's

hard to be woke I'm asking what it was what yeah

when I did my research he was lit on July 4th he wasn't walked though we were

still asleep oh yeah I woke up to the pool party though yeah that's what yeah I woke up right well we ain't got no pool right

now actually well we can't do it that's true we can't do that there that's true

that's why it's always funny to hear old [ __ ] with the new internet models like living that [ __ ] like

[ __ ] he was down y'all was down

don't come in here and misuse the platform y'all was down recently we're trying to say I'm down down now I'm down

get the [ __ ] out of here I'm with the calls yo put your black fists up [ __ ] with the call what black fish this one

on him oh oh [ __ ] you know that [ __ ] pisses come on yo

what's up you got a bleach fish throw that bleach fist in the sky all

right y'all not gonna get me in trouble today yeah don't try to Jack the new kids wave

yo the new kids woken up on the country got us [ __ ] they was you y'all right

again be right sometimes not even right baby right it made me realize boy do I

miss being a kid I do ignorance is bliss I miss that ignorance when I didn't really

understand anything or the mechanics or the infrastructure or the working to see I could just really enjoy [ __ ] just for

fam I have to pay no bills [ __ ] you talking about just a little bit

Carefree I used a lot of summertime when he was a kid what yeah do you got the

fireworks or knobs like are we lit where's our Rich Uncle that's dealing

all the drugs out here with the Corvette um

and then I had a decision to make do I want to contribute to the uh the aqi to

yeah the aqy quality [ __ ] yeah yeah they taught me some new [ __ ] the aqi is out

there see that's what I'm saying I'm woke now he's woke what type of man would I be like mint condition if I go

by cause I'm gonna spend a couple thousand on dudes yeah I'm gonna spend a couple thousand and when them little white people take them [ __ ]

[Music]

that's the [ __ ] that the [ __ ] had look sitting down in the water

[Laughter]

in the mic and like breathing the bike and oh okay yeah

Nails shut up

oh [ __ ] y'all what are you doing just just be cool

get some paper towels that's a reverse Independence Day

retaliation

[Applause]

yo stop I ain't gonna hold it

tonight that's just shot a line [ __ ]

that's all I needed you see this [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

straight to the face

oh I didn't want to be unfair I did buy a few of them but that's the

only one that's charged and loaded up I bet yo wow what's the name of that yeah

you thought you're cool you're going to get that [ __ ] out of here let's just say 95 on it I

think that [ __ ] is ready that [ __ ] got different modes oh [ __ ] foreign

like and I kept trying to find it but every time I saw one it wasn't the same

gun from the ad so that's my girl I'm on this for months like a different website

all right different website now you can then they put out the official then that [ __ ] came out Spyro whoever that is and

you could tell that was different from that other one that they were showing that [ __ ] and that one was like Army [ __ ]

that [ __ ] load the way you're doing oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you reverse trigger they changed one of those now we

don't have that [ __ ] they ain't got that [ __ ] we used to have with water guns I had to pump that [ __ ] that look that little thing ain't cheap running in the

house to do that [ __ ] all right you okay I'm good okay just

wanted to make sure that [ __ ] hit him right here okay

hey hey that other one we charged up last night the green one but when there's

more load up the blue one and the little pistols where they at yeah [ __ ] it [ __ ] it no that was funny all right that was

crazy now but no one we ain't even got a park Scan they can't even see that oh yeah yeah I missed that one put it all

the two y'all all right everybody seems to be in great spirits I

don't give a [ __ ] whatever y'all want to talk about first just go ahead I don't care don't chill again whatever wherever

you are we affirmative action I will jump it we just accept we just experienced

holy [ __ ] it's funny

let's get right into the proceeds proceedings this evening or this

afternoon [Applause] this Applause going yeah I mean y'all

know what the [ __ ] the vibe it is y'all know who it is y'all know what it is

now more Applause God damn it all right big parks with his golfing

outfit on you know it you're gonna get his lick back I don't think you've ever seen you in a white T-shirt

once or twice yeah really yeah they always see you with the black that's

like a staple true it's hot out though we got big M4 in the building huh you

know what the [ __ ] [ __ ] is these [ __ ] talking about hey we got big flip I used to see a Poe is here Corey is

here Erickson is here Ian and Keith is here you may have seen him in the Mean

Streets of Newark Irvington East Orange Willowbrook huh skate key baby

come on man you may have seen him at Home Depot Lowe's

you may have seen them picking up some Lumber somewhere you may have seen him at invest Fest you may have seen him

getting money in New Jersey only for the last 20 [ __ ] years

teaching these [ __ ] a little bit about entrepreneurship building houses out here spreading the

information out here the [ __ ] is these [ __ ] talking about something wrong with you

you may know him as Antoine you may know him Miss ish you may know him as Ishmael

Library big library in the building five mics in

the source 2023. these [ __ ] better stop playing we're not taking No hell's this year no

we're not playing with none of you house building [ __ ] out there

Home Depot [Music]

look at this guy's hot in here now and [ __ ] oh yo

[ __ ] idiots [ __ ] had the modeling face

look like you want to smoke the worst picture on the planet oh man

yo this [ __ ] stupid yo that was hilarious oh come on

what just happened

I'm telling you

on the way sold

that's all it took yo you got shot with that yeah did it sting no not a [ __ ]

hey

it's like a weekend all right it says the guy that always spits no this is a new thing for you

by the way yo

July 4th weather because I'm just getting back after like eight nine years being gone is this typical no because is

swassy outside sweat assy like that's just like [ __ ]

it's under boob sweaty ass crack sweaty weather outside this is nasty this is

nasty yes usually all the storming and [ __ ] it's humid yo it's mad human oh my God

disgusting yeah this is how you is this is this your usual skin listen yesterday it's like

Cleopatra thank you God from the old school remember the movie you look nice

thank you like it's like like what is it like gold finger like what did you do it's lotion to make you gold like that

no it's that's lotion I should like fast to leave man it's

Palmer's oh yeah why you don't just say hey you look

really nice today but he know he find the worst absolute

worst way to say it yo what's that [ __ ] that's your natural complexion why y'all just say yo you look great today how you

go from white to Gold like that she looked gold you look good I mean I was away first absolutely yeah I sat out in

the sun a little bit Yeah so this is just like a little yeah all right thank you I appreciate that because she was

away yeah thank you yeah how was your weekend it was my weekend was great I was what did you do

I was all around the city I was entertaining friends who were in town so I was I was in Brooklyn I was in Fort

Green Park I was in the Lower East Side drinking I was at the Met

no I went on a date oh yeah I hear the

people talk we saw you right which I thought was gonna happen yeah

stop playing how was the date man so up on the board I have something called disaster dates because oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I

know everybody here is booed up and married and that sort of thing but maybe you guys can go back into your recollection and share some stories with

me about disaster dates this was a disaster date because I let him know that I was going to be like 15 minutes

late and I told him this may be about an hour and a half before we were supposed to meet and I was just like why do I

have a feeling that he's gonna bring up the fact that I was late even though I'm letting him know ahead of time

all right wait before you continue yeah I'm letting you and the audience know I'm defending this guy

whichever way this goes y'all gonna say I'm hey you know I'm just harping on mail I'm I'm defending this guy in 2G

forces me not to okay so is it not seen as an act of courtesy if

I say in advance I think that I'm going to be about 15 minutes late I apologize

in advance I do appreciate it okay and I did that just because I knew

it was July 4th weekend and I didn't want to drive so I was going to Uber and I know how Ubers can be a little funky sometimes sometimes they'll be on their

way to you and then they cancel on you so I just wanted to give myself like you know that cushion and stuff it was Uber

and then he was ready to get ripped and robbed

[Applause]

I took an Uber because I definitely planned on drinking unfortunately the

reason why I was planning on drinking was because I had a feeling that this was going to be a disaster day how did

you meet this gentleman uh at another restaurant no God no no those days are

over I can't dating apps are they're a raging dumpster fire it's too it's too

scary it's just too scary to do dating apps anymore in my personal opinion real quick so you was just I thought she was

just on them right how many times yeah not like not long ago no no no like

two months yeah

I still have a hinge profile but I never use it sometimes I go on it just to look

and see what's going on yeah unfortunate unfortunately that's that

has not how many minutes how many minutes were you late 15. well we didn't even hear the story yeah what

happened okay so I met him at another restaurant he bought I was with Samantha and another girlfriend and he said

excuse me no no no no no when we met when we met oh yeah I didn't bring the girls on the date I didn't bring the

girls today I did not bring the girls on the date so we met at another restaurant and he sent drinks over to the table and

yeah it's a skating rink just like to get skating rink listen is this who this person is no God

no boy God no why don't you guys listen you started

dude absolutely not all right [ __ ] the skating rink exactly so he's so he sent drinks over

and that was how he like made his acquaintance and stuff like that and you know so even I don't know chatting for

like maybe about a month or something like that and so I finally agreed to you know meet up finally and um it just

okay what went wrong with the date man you got there sat down where'd you go I love this we went to

um that restaurant um uh in Weehawken or is that Hoboken it's like new it's really nice yeah and

so um oh yeah we yeah okay yeah a secret

location no okay um so showed up 15 minutes late and yeah he was like yeah oh my God you look

really nice and then yeah and then we sat down and he was and then he made a mention about you know me being late but

it's okay it's okay and I'm like I'm thinking to myself if you mention it then it's not okay and it's making me

think of like well [ __ ] would look like in the future with this guy and it just I was like

and then he starts to mention at one point the inconsistency of my texting and I'm like okay but it's okay it's

okay and I'm thinking to myself I get I don't think it's okay I don't think it's okay with you it's like it was really

weird and it just kind of like made the whole thing like super [ __ ] awkward so that was really it that's why I

ubered so that I could get shit-faced and then take my ass home that was what look at your face what

what do you tell me please no no please please please please please where our

brains went for yourself you already okay well Ryan and his went there when

women typically never mind no come on I'm assuming as a man that when you want to get an Uber

and you want to get [ __ ] faced that could go left or right that the conversation is moving and the

date is a progressive fly date that's your excuse to now need a ride home

so in in some cases sure potentially come up for a nightcap and give maybe in

some in some some in some scenarios that might that might happen it does don't

attack her it definitely did not happen that way he

offered to drive me home and I said no I'm fine thank you I'll take it he was trying to smash

I realized but that was like people we got to start that's July 4th [ __ ] he

wanted to [ __ ] and she avoided the [ __ ] salute I guess so yeah you

[ __ ] up [ __ ] and I know you missed it you [ __ ] up you shouldn't mentioned it all a month to go on a date

um

inconsistent texting yeah yeah absolutely because I because I have a life and because I you weren't

interested that much there you go I'm on this side

talking to Mike yeah I mean you know you know what happens with with women is I'm always impressed

with the time period when y'all come back from vacation to getting back in

the streets [Laughter]

just find a parking space then you just park

y'all were single were you dating one person ex like exclusively

shut you up I was yeah man if I if in my singing

like well if hypothetically in my single life if I'm going on vacation a week after I'm still I'm still phone timing

about the back girl remember when oh they called us [ __ ] they came to clean the room unless I'm giving unless

that balcony action was popping yeah I'm still one I'm still high a little bit

man it might not have been as popping on vacation got you I mean I was ready to turn on I'm ready to turn on this [ __ ]

and be on your side I just don't I don't ever think you present like a dope argument to get [ __ ] to switch

oh can we switch I just wish when she said Disaster Date

my brain was going a disaster dead this don't this sounds this sound like oh first impression from someone that I was

involved with the first place yep true this don't sound like a disaster yeah but why go on a date with someone that

you knew you weren't really interested in exactly you want to know why because that's what players do

is crazy but okay but sometimes you're just sometimes you're kind of like you know uh you think to yourself you know

let me date the good guy let me date the nice guy let me go out and expand my horizons date outside my box you know

the typical guy that you usually date I [ __ ] hate you stop snickering

[Applause] just to let you all know you think all

this is cap no I don't I think that um I think it's something don't pontificate

don't get we're not the source you back home now [ __ ] was pulling out always when I was

16 my uncle had the construction slave I saw him turn 100 in the seven thousand

oh

took an Android pick sent it to the source I think it's a [ __ ] idiot no

it had less grades all right my best okay go ahead what were you gonna say [ __ ] Photoshop FaceTime [ __ ] face

tuned his face why you have no pores on your skin yeah

did you submit it though anyway right answer no no

photographer took the picture oh [ __ ] you had a photo what you mean oh [ __ ] he's a model

that wasn't poem no no 20.

Joe that was a new picture that was a this year picture when you take it two weeks ago oh [ __ ] okay now you're trying

to play no I'm not yeah

wait no wait and then he mentioned it in an interview he said you see how you started with curls

oh you read that host that [ __ ] time I started this job with big fluffy girls

talking about everything but a song that's dope though it's not an album

what were you you were gonna say something you had a theory

tap dance a little bit hard to ask you why did you go on a date with you and you said sometimes you want

to try the nice guy and sometimes you know you want to like date outside your box get at that [ __ ] man outside your

box cause I'm [ __ ] Melissa Ford [ __ ] and I can tease

oh [ __ ] I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry God Ericson the camera wasn't on me at

that time right okay sorry date outside the proverbial box

okay no point at the vagina on camera again okay I'm a snitch yeah

I'm gonna cover my ass [ __ ] you know we'll call it we'll call it don't talk to me [Laughter]

the new word is Vision okay okay who are you talking about girl that's a

new ones nah I didn't get French woke

she likes the bad boys I mean come on you guys like the bad girls stop it

exactly you talked about this already crazy

women got good [ __ ] I didn't agree with that though number

all these girls that be talking [ __ ] running around acting like this I I have to quote Joe that [ __ ] don't be popping

it's a cool joke really I I can't oh my God so you you were lucky enough to find

the Earth because the Earth yeah that's freak okay cool but you trying to say that The Crazy Ones [ __ ] Shanique one

of them [ __ ] I be outside don't have good junk that's all right y'all [ __ ] the [ __ ] rape good [ __ ]

right now I thought junk was joint I said oh joint all right so rest in peace homie now get

another day yeah

I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm still trying to figure out what the theory was okay why do you do that though I'm sure

there you go Hey listen one of y'all should have put

out now I'd be here with a review show them out

the hi-hats or some [ __ ] that's crazy well that was my weekend

and he's gonna and he's gonna watch the show so he'll he'll no no no no no actually he's not you want to know why

so this happens to me a lot a guy who approaches me will act like he doesn't

know who I am and listen I am not of the mindset that everybody knows who I am I'm just not you know what I'm saying

but when they go out of their way to make it seem like well I don't know who you are type thing I'm like you've had a

conversation with somebody at this point somebody gave you a little bit of a clue it's weird when they perpetuate that at

that point you know so through dinner through dinner we're talking and um you

know I'm just you know talking about what I do and stuff like he was like so he was like I don't really want to know that part of you like I'm trying to get

to know the real you and I was like hey yo the girls ever do that to you if

I had a dollar for every time some dude oh I don't listen to rap they'd be

saying [ __ ] like that yeah I don't listen that rapidly rap like who are you you've never heard of jokes

that's all you got to do me I send a [ __ ] meme of myself what [ __ ]

that [ __ ] yeah it worked yeah I mean I need to be humble y'all not no at all

stop it before I get at you I don't want you to do any of those things I'm just saying I'm not I don't have nothing to

be cocky about you I mean you're on the aren't you on the cover of the source

I was too stuck on the caption grateful for having gratitude I was like all right yeah how sentimental yeah how

sentimental we're getting right now did y'all pound each other yeah

I think so that's why I was saying he's not gonna watch it because apparently he knows nothing about this show whatsoever

I'm telling you he's going to watch it from the [ __ ] in his room that dude if he never watched this podcast before he

will watch tomorrow hey I guess he's going to find out why I'm not responding and his people's watching too because he

definitely definitely told oh well Mel might not

make me pause Y'all Gonna Make Me pause well Mel might not kill the before we

met courtship part of things what you mean she might not kill the

pre-meat lead up to the date by she might not body that she just said she

was inconsistent with the Texas edition with the [ __ ] yeah yeah so if this is time to get his [ __ ] off your dog you

was late and you'd be mad inconsistent but I'm showing about I've done that before no I was I've done it before now

don't don't do it now that I'm on the ledge I've done it before not saying it was the right thing to do but I've done

that before [ __ ] I've had closure dates um

yeah we both know this is trash come on Thursday go ahead meet me at Flemings come on one last lobster tail for the

road I've done it oh well this was Grand Opening Grand closing okay well yeah it

should be you just got back from [ __ ] vacationing your little hot mixing Earth mix these two though earthy ass let me

ask you a question yes the same way you was like you ain't really interested what you went is it possible he could have felt

the same um no he probably went to just curve you to

tell you all that [ __ ] to let you hear it once you show up I'm interested again yeah I'm talking about not just that

well if she dressed like that inconsistent the whole time she dressed like she know if you dressed like this y'all [ __ ] see you guys

some [ __ ] go to the curve can I read something something wrong some [ __ ] go

there no don't do that let me ask you this being honest we've been in this room

there have been times with a female even if you're not the most interested you

still want pop and you are and you are Melissa Ford so even if he wasn't really really Uber

interested he claimed that he had no idea about reality yeah right so cool he

think that we're gonna go out on a date and you showing up I'm gonna potentially get you drunk I might it might turn it

the interaction pre-date wasn't the greatest but I might get you at the bar with some liquor become success like

that right yeah no no

it's a lot of conversation and y'all but y'all ain't even been having that this guy's been trying to get me to go on a

bike ride because you talk about liking bike rides well I mean not he suggested

the bike ride so now I'm a hitter where I think she's

gonna be yeah y'all [ __ ] is old ass man grow up my

[ __ ] get younger [ __ ] go on dates to curve [ __ ] too stop no they don't if

you if you text me and play around I'm going to go out and I'm going to bomb you right there right there

yes yes like that [ __ ] no that's like a very yes [ __ ] do that that's me Queen

I'll do that okay if I wasn't married have you been playing me I'm Gonna Catch You I'm gonna wait I'm gonna go out oh

yeah yeah yeah and I'm I'm looking for how bad you are you gonna learn not to ever play with a [ __ ] like me again that's me I'm young with that energy

yeah oh I got the time for that I got some time to do that how many hundred dollars it ain't tricky

if you got it right yes it is you can have that it's still tricky we can make that back

you're gonna reply to your little bro no I'm not gonna talk about it I started

this with I am excellent Free Fall no I want to hear

you comment on

[Music] just to [ __ ] on her

to let her know don't play with him all right I'm not gonna play with you them lamb chops is amazing

and thank you for the evening you can have that where did you win that she'll take that you can have that

you're going to know that because when I present or what I bring to the table another [ __ ] ain't doing it that's how

I feel that's how I'm acting I'm gonna present myself period that's me yo [ __ ] do a lot of really corny [ __ ] I

mean that that's really just the bottom line [ __ ] do a lot of really y'all

niggasm old ass [ __ ] that go on date and want to [ __ ] catch up to the girl to get [ __ ] if you get [ __ ] it don't

matter [ __ ] I can lose the [ __ ] ass that's what y'all

so yeah that was that was my day you're a Scorpio too right I I am yes why

that's Scorpio [ __ ] what what does that mean she's searching like Lynn Jones

[Applause]

what wait what did you just say 43. oh [ __ ]

music and [ __ ] like that okay all right all right forget it I'm not gonna ask the guys I'm not gonna ask

them but I am curious I'm curious what's your question do you

guys send drinks over to a to a woman 43 43 43. okay 40. hey guess what I

don't give a [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] I don't care do you send drinks

yes Mel yes do you wait do you talk about the fact that you sent drinks over

like you want a [ __ ] medal for it that's weird right it's weird it's weird

it's weird that's weird okay

all right Parks has picked up our water gun

the digital screen is it on uh all right so underneath it looks like a silver circle push it in and now you're on

power all right those those are different modes those are different firing modes I think

the the middle one is like dangerous is that what the one you hit me with them no I hit you with a single shot fam

what's that League or open no not well open this single shot but it will keep firing Sunday Parks let me move

oh [ __ ] yo what's up

the NBA [ __ ] okay

now my whole shirt yo relax

with our new water gun holy [ __ ] it's [ __ ] powerful like we just

ordered them all right word yeah okay no producing we have 45 minutes of kicking

some strange dudes backing he's not gonna see this though off of a Melissa Ford date and a little hot ass is back

outside tonight but okay I'm doing it for the squad okay I'm doing the team

40 minutes that's what I love it okay so

that's crazy y'all want to read the Tweet go ahead good no you do you please you read

everything okay I got it all right actually I will read the tweet all right

well read it in your storytelling voice see mine started

whoop you guys it's officially been a week since I let my wife do a porn with another guy

I felt a little jealous at first but you've got to tell you overall wasn't that big a deal

she's watching me sleep with us see this week she's watching me sleep with hundreds of

girls and it's never affected our relationship sleeping with that gentleman oh his dick was bigger than yours oh [ __ ] they call

them gentlemen it wasn't gentle at all

it's been amazing for both her career and our business and they'll try to plug his [ __ ] pause

overall I'm glad we did it and I'm happy to report her vagina has returned to its

original pre-bbc size wow that's adam22 here giving you the update on my wife's

[ __ ] and our dinner marital choices stretched her right on out now

I'm not accustomed to having to talk about these types of topics me neither

uh so should we just leave it to the BBC I don't even know what that means big

black [ __ ] boom right whoa

what listen disclaiming I don't like that disclaimer audience I have started

drinking some champagne it is before so [ __ ] it I have said [ __ ] it okay I'm

drinking champagne thank you Sade I love when you can thank you saute she poured it for me thank you stop cause I'll turn

up man [Laughter]

ish

stop looking at me he's clutching his pearls oh [ __ ] there's a video this one time I

could just random message on Twitter they're like hey Jason uh my wife's a big fan she wants to shoot a movie with

you uh what are your uh movie filming rates like yeah just 4K he's like okay it's fine it's fine we'll give you 10.

I'm like all right cool so I go there and I shoot the film with the woman I dropped some severe Glizzy destruction and the husband is recording this right

because I'm like this is where this [ __ ] I'm like some people I've never understood it right nonetheless so I

dropped the glitter on the woman over the world level so keep dropping the 3 000 and she's saying hey hey little man

you like that he was like yes ma'am yeah anytime this beat is behind you [ __ ]

anytime anytime the young kids put that beat or either [ __ ]

all right let's have an adult conversation can we you said it was 4k

on top of the four he double he almost tripled it he wanted to record it

um am I tripping or did he refer to it as a Glizzy he did yeah yeah yeah that

should not be the first year there are way more things to talk about all right okay I just feel like we should okay

anyways go on yeah he's a pure Glizzy destruction

you trying to saw that woman are we going to have an adult conversation no no absolutely not I

don't think that's okay no we're gonna have a conversation but it might not be the most yeah mature go

ahead just don't do 50 minutes I know hey you said we're gonna have

adult conversation and y'all said no no we agree we will balance we'll try yeah

okay let's do our best yeah I don't even know what to say but honestly

I mean they really um I don't really I don't think [ __ ] start with that I don't think Shane

that's your [ __ ] that's your [ __ ] but public cup holding that's the name of

right yeah yeah I would just do that privately I think that that I think it's a lot of

yeah now this is the real Coe flip this is what I mean he's got a red camera like his motive

may have been a little he may have had mad motives operating at once because if you're doing that to get your

rocks off you can't really do that holding the camera and filming and watching it it

just sounds like abuse to me but he's doing it to get his rocks off that sounds like it hurts so monetize it

yeah but some of them [ __ ] recorded to get their rocks off too yeah

I was gonna but I think you can always go back to the footage [ __ ] I'm buying a tripod

all right let's say I'm rolling with all of that [ __ ]

I think that's part of the cuck though is that is is that it's public

yeah you could be a couple I'm assuming you gotta put that out yeah what the

[ __ ] are y'all saying is that right no everybody in the cuckolding Community is

dropping the link doing it behind closed doors yeah they're in the poor business but it's

the yeah the porn business has a whole genre for cuckolding so that's yeah

and I think that porn [ __ ] is used Loosely now now that I got a little tad bit more information on them yeah

distributed nowhere no is she I think so I don't know

I think there's a link on Twitter this is a whole different definition is not public there's some English [ __ ]

I don't know how to read it

this is really interesting because uh okay so I don't how did you find this

thing a concave shovel for cutting off the

tempered clay coming from the Pug Mills never mind never mind never mind yeah

Jesus underneath it a cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife the wife

of it and adulterous husband is a cuck Queen oh [ __ ] in biology a cuckold is a

male who unwittingly invests parental effort in juveniles who are not genetically his offspring holy all right

the Urban Dictionary a man who finds arousement in watching

his girlfriend slash wife having sex with another man thank you that's that's yeah

man he wanted to monetize of his wife getting [ __ ] okay he's been monetizing his wife again yeah

absolutely shouts enough could you imagine that big

[Laughter] he probably

wait you have that video he probably felt like I did the black people wrong fake muted [ __ ] so now I'm alone

so I'ma prove it yo my bad

and we even they got actual video that [ __ ] yeah you saw the video they bought it and I did

not no no I did not me neither no that [ __ ] is on the way that nigga's in

front of the website that [ __ ] John Abraham or whatever

like this when I Googled that last song black and black who the [ __ ] is that

[ __ ] son do y'all so do y'all have any thoughts about talking during like her saying you like

that little man that's the humiliation party yeah I'm saying yes that's like them dominatrixes and [ __ ] they do that

like them [ __ ] be up close yeah getting kicked and stopped on and [ __ ] and spit on and disrespected that's part

of they they Kink yeah yeah they like that [ __ ] I like getting talked to it too but the second you say the wrong [ __ ] the record

little man yeah take that tiny ball they're gonna be like whoa yeah man we got glad man if I'm the

director of this all right when does Adam find out the size of this

guy does he know before time I yeah

he's a huge fan of this nigga's work this [ __ ] is on internet and y'all a

part of the porn Community he knows what that means all right y'all muted up for a second you're all right

[ __ ] get different in real life so whatever you've seen on your little phone when you was researching

now this dude is in your room he's in your room yo

lay down here in your room with you

anyway and he wore jeans in your room too yeah you let another [ __ ] wear

jeans in your room with a belt in your bed and he had to unstrap his belt in front of you oh [ __ ] he had no white

feet under he was ready [ __ ] second dab [ __ ] would have pulled some [ __ ] out I had to tap them right on the shoulder

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yeah yeah I don't know how you let that one go you signing something you ain't gonna be

able to talk I would be with all listen to the doorbell right [ __ ]

this [ __ ] is exciting man

that [ __ ] came in from Olaf to your house

and if you do that I think they would have to be ruled like I think in this like she sucked it

that's what he said she did yeah I know yeah what's the rules wait and you met you

wait after that [ __ ] put 14 inches of pipe in your queen but she can't get a [ __ ] no top well I told him he has to

gather his belongings and leave what are you talking about

impromptu pod just popped up but it's Thursday so oh

man yeah that's what I said but the sucking dick and you filming oh Adam you uh you were uh

holy oh he was talking about it there was that other video that I sent you that [ __ ] was bad um

I'm good on that dog I don't even want to imagine my chick

getting bust much less be sitting there watching it I'm cool look at your face

look at me some fighting in that room for what saved the high text for us didn't give that to the source why you

mad at him he busting them better than you I'm fighting you're fighting who

it's gonna be a tornado in there oh man oh you might blow him what oh yeah

yo I'm fighting a [ __ ] cause he busting your chick better than you

laughs yo oh [ __ ]

oh man that's crazy oh I want to tell a

funny story but I see enough on this thing tell that [ __ ] but I got a funny

story oh man it's so funny though like you you

know oh man

it's over at Sade sorry

um he's looking for clearance

tell the story man okay

what'd you say she said yeah she said just tell the story I'm a real man

I'm trying to think is this relevant to our conversation it might not be

relevant what'd you say

oh [ __ ] and he did wait too for the record he looks four times

and I tell the story was really play with me yeah

foreign [Music]

got you okay all right here we go look at y'all yeah

[ __ ] I gotta tell y'all [ __ ]

giving adoration today we are going to talk about a phenomenal practice called fusi

worship [ __ ] worship is all about giving adoration worship respect appreciation

and praising for the vagina or a [ __ ] and we're going to talk about

different connotations okay we're going to talk about different guiding principles of how to do it and we'll

give you a few practical ways to practice [ __ ] worshiping absolutely transform your sex life and relationship

as a whole that's facts I will pass this around to you guys so you can get into the techniques he's giving but do you

guys like worship your your girl's Vision that's facts yes yes you worship

it thanks how do you worship like what are the what are your own techniques of vagine worship now you want to just feel

the sauce listen I'm sure that there's some

listeners that out there that are listening with you know please tell us what is the secret

you try to turn it up you know I think Adam will give you a couple dollars to go head over there no

no no this isn't about me okay this isn't about me

you want to see the techniques that [ __ ] using I don't know listen I've had she wants to know how you work yeah

how you worship your your wife's vagina right

she passed on that Hot Potato you got it guess what I don't

care guys

he everything from the back all of it all the ways same thing yes so one of

the techniques that he does say I'll just give you guys this free gem right okay he wants you to sit in front of the

vagine and stare at it and look at it and examine all the parts of it

inhale it [Music] Lord forgive Lord what the [ __ ] is this

[ __ ] let this girl do today I apologize I apologize for walking out what the

[ __ ] are we talking about here tell her to stop now if I turn up on you [ __ ] have you ever just like you know kind of

like you know put your hand in your chin and just like kind of stared at it she's a Scorpio no no

she's clearly she's clearly the vacation

she came back here looking for fire hydrants she came back and ran to the

[ __ ] she wasn't even interested in oh my God I don't see the point where where's the masseuse when you need them

oh where is this anyway I do all that [ __ ] you just said

uh when I'm down here looking for blackheads

you look like the type that would landscape yeah well you're done you're like hey

give me a razor babe you missed you Mrs no that's not you that's a bad idea

I don't I don't have a thumbs up you do not want me doing any of that

no Siri no okay oh you wanna do that I

want mom no you do that issue and tougher and tougher [Laughter]

that's some strong Sunny delighted that's strong that is tough you know

when your girl comes home from brunch yeah yeah yeah we're seeing it in real

time

what do you mean I agree like the days I think I I have

y'all pegged for what I'm gonna get pause and then what I did

is so different than your what Mel we trying to give you grace and

mercy and I'm sorry and sentimentality I don't know what happened like I'm here I

got it I'm here that [ __ ] played his cards if he'd play this card in one more yeah

[Laughter]

yeah listen to y'all just laughing like hyenas

that's funny that [ __ ] that is funny do y'all care about uh

the uzi thing it's just not you gonna let me

guess yes do y'all care Uzi broke the drought do y'all oh he's gonna be no more I think it's

the announced already I think oh really that's it do you like 210 not surprised 215 something what a projection they're

they're they're this and us saying that we need to go back and have another listen

about better than that all the comments yo yo yo you bugging go back and listen

woozie is now Uzi is now my new Brent he's my he's my rap Brent

y'all love it I get it I have now heard enough myself to conclude not for me

but I'm not surprised then you go back to back weeks with like 300 000 last time you came around like two three

years ago whatever that was 280 something like that yeah he [ __ ] out last time you dropped so he sells he's

he's a huge brand and star and appeals to many but

uh yeah he I ain't heard another EXO tour

life from him and that's that's the [ __ ] that got me on in the uzi um

that was a great record that record was hard but hey Adam with being old now yeah

like when these [ __ ] say that [ __ ] is a slight or and so I am totally fine

with being older now somebody on the internet

I was reading some [ __ ] and they was like yo it's throwback Thursday remember when they went back to something from

like 2018 2017. I was like that's the throwback

well I played some [ __ ] on AMP from 2001 they're like oh old school now what the

[ __ ] is that I never heard that I'm totally cool with being whatever I thought my uncles and them were when I

was listening to please hammer don't hurt them yeah yeah that's all when I was listening to

please hammer don't hurt him they was like yo look what they did to rap they

[ __ ] rap up this is what y'all pants the dressing dancing it's a cycle

to the next level now we'll just break out into reverse though see don't do it like this tomorrow

everybody oh yeah so I might with being whatever

this version is of that and I advise more you rap [ __ ] out there the

acquiesce adjust Rick Ross on the sky and star Skydive board the diving board

for us on the diving board I seen what your brain wanted to do that's all that's your knees I see what your brain

wanted to do the body said no sir you probably at one point in time could have did that was used to doing it probably

have known it a million times guess what though what happened is what happened the knee

said [ __ ] no sit there [ __ ] if you don't go make a hot dog hamburger you

better go wrap somewhere yeah cause this right here in it

up there though it was the second one like we got you got one in you now

you're pushing it you gotta get the timing right you want to jump twice sit your ass down and get higher yeah

yeah no and they could have really got [ __ ] up he didn't really get [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] I see the dog

I'm not gonna hold your hostage with this but for a few years I've been

asking people yo man whatever happened to American Gladiators but they like young people so I watched that so I'm

just surfing oh [ __ ] it's a mini series American Gladiator

so I click right on it I got me a little hot Friday night now I'm lit yeah

it was they was going to the bodybuilder gyms to pick out Nitro and the rest of

these [ __ ] and then gave them weapons to start [ __ ] the contestants like regular Joe's just regular people the

big Q-tip [ __ ] yeah yeah the double-sided kitchen Gemini was a ex

college and NFL player yes sure and it was like yo you want a big black dude all right I'll do it wait Gemini wait

Gemini was the long stay dude to do this thing because the other new [ __ ] had Roy rage

he got Roy rage and [ __ ] one of them they should be grabbing the [ __ ] by

the neck the one at the end where you had to put the ball of the thing yeah take that [ __ ] seriously

you sat there and watched Nitro I watched five episodes I'm watching this is Netflix I'm watching dogs

yeah and the business boy the business part you know the business was shady as hell yo that'd be the fun part watching

this stuff is adults the business is [ __ ] up they ain't have health insurance the First

shows yo the [ __ ] said yo we gonna get a

velcro wall and strap them wrestlers

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yo that wrestler threw him on that wall a hundred times it just kept swinging you gotta watch

this [ __ ] because this is the weather show bro the games that we know like joules oh man you got to see the ones

that didn't make the cut oh when they were trying to film oh yeah they had shorty hooked up to the [ __ ] and they

was pushing her back and she was just swinging like a pendulum hitting the side of the stage and old girl was like yo I pushed it

like five six times and she just kept she never came back she never came back she was like she left and never came

back yeah because the games before they got some money to really do it it was internally

this [ __ ] was bad oh man yo and then somehow from that my algorithm got to go

and I don't watch the movie about the creation of Hot Cheetos oh my god oh yeah the hot Cheetos it wasn't bad now

what's the controversy that's crazy though I heard it's crazy fire my man just a hot Tito [ __ ] the dude that made

it ain't get a dime wait which man of your assistant talk about the hot Cheetos dog I said yo

my [ __ ] I'm not thinking about no [ __ ] hot Cheetos [Laughter]

don't give up I love vicious sources

that's okay we know it was good though now I heard it was though wait so what's the controversy

behind the hot Cheetos boy they was [ __ ] up in the game Doritos was kicking their ass and then wanted to do

the janitor was a janitor you put some hot sauce on them shits and nah but he wasn't a janitor at first he was [ __ ]

up then he had to go to the gang somehow the gang was running Cheetos

what I don't know the dude had a baby coming he had to go

talk to his man his man ran a gang operation so he said yo you got the hook

up give me a job I bet she knows but it's a gang house so the [ __ ] laying down [ __ ] but anyway

so he ends up getting them the job and he comes in as a janitor so now he's a janitor but

they're getting their ass kicked he's out he's saying Doritos the company's struggling uh uh so he sees some kid I

forgot what he ate he ate some chickens and the light bulb went off so he said all right that's my end I need to make

these spicy oh his son ate something that was uh has some kick to it and he

was like yo that's too high he was like yeah papa it's the good hot so from that point on they went and bought

every that he went and bought all this [ __ ] to try to spice up the Cheeto it was a smash and yada yada you gotta

watch it yeah okay that was my really poor recap recap of that show controversy behind Cheetos

oh yeah it was controversial you saved the company and you ain't getting no bread listen when you start with the janitor

has a great idea that's going to change your company sign me up I'm watching I'm just saying

oh Parks I started watching hijack oh me too yeah yeah yeah me too they saw that

yeah all right man yeah everybody got to watch that with us I only watched the

preview I'm gonna watch them say and these up they they're really great at ending episodes I will say that so far

it's only two episodes out I hate this yeah I hate this episodic [ __ ] yeah but

y'all are making me do it it's Idris Elba what's good anything on the plane is great snakes on the plane was great

it was it really was it was I never saw that

snakes on the plane I mean you don't sit down I mean I told my dad if you just

stop moving for two seconds you might it's a hot girl summer man it is our

girls hot girls summer it is a hot girl summer it's true it's true yeah moving around like who determined that

the hot girls hot girls and we chase them wherever they go

that's where the [ __ ] go where are they going next I don't know

[ __ ] will be there though when they find out yeah hot girls summer yeah

absolutely okay can I ask a question no oh

wait why is Ballers on the on the board what is happening this

all right well this is the thing about how these types of infrastructures are built and I mean you guys work with me

I'll drop a little science on how this infrastructure is built yes it's an independent thing you try to do

everything Independent self-owned by us for us but every time and time again sometimes you want to sell like the

product partner right like not Netflix the app any of these

companies out here paying boo cool dollars man so that works is I'm gonna pay y'all

to get a product that I think is like you know like to people that buy this

type of stuff but for some reason you and you now

it should flip y'all come in here and act like these views that are really important to get off and I stand and

support you guys but some of them make it just a little tough to create like a

syllable where do I have so y'all just leave after this I got to like sell this [ __ ] got you got you okay

[Music] and we're back yes we are all right so

in our Joe's not producing pod come on what do we got what's next listen

forgive us audience the today's are out there it is today's our holiday but the wild part is with it being a holiday but

it's not our house it ain't really no y'all seen any good cookouts did y'all hit me I went to them all this weekend

I'm Fourth of July out I see now it's actual fourth I don't care my friends are like yo let's go

watch the fireworks now this [ __ ] was weak yeah this was weak sauce oh yeah I didn't know if it was just me so I

wanted to ask you can you see good cookouts on what day the weekend yeah okay Saturday Sunday with my shits yeah

but it could be some [ __ ] going on we at work exactly it's not much I'm talking about even a weekend did y'all hit any

fire cookouts over the weekend yeah I did I went to the fair I went to uh

they do every year uh to the legs my mom my dad my sister her two friends nice

that was cool that was cool I'm not built to take my son places like the

trampoline park the fair I'm not that type of Dad

why not get nervous it's my baby it's my baby he don't know what he

[ __ ] with what he don't [ __ ] with we walk in take the long walk past all the

little food and [ __ ] it's all these colors we went in the daytime when the sun was out smart right so like family

fun parents and [ __ ] here we go first thing we see to the

left right there the spin thingamajiggy here come my sister her friends Jack hey let's do the spin thinking what you get

it's cool let's take legs look if it's the height the height the height thing the little line thing yeah they never

meant anything to me before because I'm tall but that thing's important he met the height thing

good he's tall that's the problem he's tall for his age and he'd get on that

thing and that things though my son was so confused now I get

off the back they say don't lean back I'm holding my baby the whole ride don't

worry baby

and we stopped and I said yep that's the end of this little fear thingamajigger then we did the haunted house nine times

in the daytime [ __ ] that I'm not built for it

my baby's the exact opposite she would not [ __ ] with no haunted house that's out girls are born with privilege but

all that other [ __ ] that she with it they born with this girl privileged but hey look from early they don't give a

[ __ ] they don't they don't ignore signs of danger Melissa just came on vacation when I was in total stranger they don't

think about danger meanwhile from early why would you say yeah I can't do that

but the fair was cool then night time started hitting and teenagers started coming started looking dingier and

dirtier but I'm in the fear and I'm looking over it last year uh I was but I took my son and my mom and my dad like

it was like a thing this year my dad was gonna go to Coney Island like okay bye

you have fun but we made it a family then you came over here but I'm thinking you know I'm looking at the rides I'm

looking at the thing that control the rides I mean we don't have much room to judge the motion gay people we do some

[ __ ] yo you said that last year like your other [ __ ] operating the dude just operating every chief

every year I'm about to [ __ ] one of them [ __ ] up every year never fails

come on we can just move on we had the haunted house [ __ ] my little my little sister and her two friends get on the

thing that thing is attached to the other things so he trying to send that on I'm like wait no we here to ride

together he's like yeah all right whatever so they walk back then another car come he's like all right now y'all

come so we all go in thinking we're gonna ride together this [ __ ] ass [ __ ] on disconnect the front card

I said you know what [ __ ] did that one on purpose

that we wanted to ride together you said yeah but capacity well capacity meant to tell somebody tell somebody else to come

on so I could ride with the [ __ ] people I asked the ride with stop playing with me and they just looked at the line and

look at me no more but then that made me mad so I wanted to continue the beef but I caught myself

you with your kid like you can't say yo I just came home I don't even want yummy teachers right my whole sneak in there

see that's back to our patreon argument back to our patreon argument sometimes

it's better to be nobody than to be somebody this is one of those instances for me you know how many times I want to

put hands and feet on somebody but I can't because people know who I am two years ago at Great Adventure this

[ __ ] tried to play me he was loud I told the story I think he was loud in the [ __ ] uh flash flash pass

ticket line you got it loud but it was covered time so I had my mask on still

and when he was getting loud I was trying to let him get his [ __ ] up but he was going too crazy started walking to him and take my mask off so I was like

you can't do it now on on the mature shot in my ass that

saved you oh thanks I'm just saying if you look at it because if you were a nobody and

could put your hands on them now you got to deal with the [ __ ] that come with that I'll take that when you know about it listen I get the newspaper I'll be

sometimes I get to that part of the paper where they'll be like oh [ __ ] Johnny bust his gun stood before the

judge downtown at 3 30. let him off on attempted attempted murder a couple gun

charges he RR he'll be back next I'm like wait I never have that luck I never

get that look it Go different a lot too much when I see the judge Johnny

don't nobody know this [ __ ] send his ass up 50 off the rip these [ __ ] that

be moving around with all these weapons and [ __ ] y'all get the good judges y'all get a good job anyway uh what else

what else what else what else you're speaking Six Flags I went this weekend um but you went to Six Flags we just did

the uh the Safari [ __ ] because she wanted to see some animals um how was that I'm trying to go through what a

[ __ ] we're taking my daughter to see animals right oh I thought he's a junior girl no

oh yeah

she wanted to see some animals so we we did that [ __ ] and you know that [ __ ] lost in the

[ __ ] yo you gonna fight Safari right now yeah you drive your own car through

what yeah I want to go there this is for poor people this is not for poor people hey

what's up with you yo let me talk to you if the Rhino or the lion come scratch your [ __ ] up

daycare me now let's talk about that brought my kids here

cause me me and um

oh this [ __ ] bring your kids to work what's up with you [ __ ] that's rude man

I never seen a [ __ ] with four kids be with them all

and then you hug my son and then he said [ __ ] he said you decided to look at me I

said what you gonna say you got something to say like you you ain't got no etiquette for other [ __ ] kids that's my true don't do that don't do that I love all you guys mad at them

[ __ ] it was mad at them [ __ ] because you know what I was looking at your kids and I'm my brain so I was thinking

damn the fourth time having that talk with my wife no that's what I was trying to imagine I

was trying to imagine you and your wife's conversation the fourth after with three of these little badasses there's three the other ones three of

these [ __ ] all right I don't give a [ __ ] it's it's three examples yeah and now yep again I don't I'd be thinking of

[ __ ] like that I don't know how that's going you looked at me you started staring you said I got so much

you got issues for real yeah that's nuts like yo you just don't know

I don't know where the [ __ ] said I guess this is bringing you know like some [ __ ] like their families and [ __ ] like somebody's actually like that [ __ ]

maybe help my children they having more kids like they [ __ ] they want big-ass families

right there there you go yeah stay so small yeah no I've been waiting for you

get to behave like this because of wife privilege what do you mean so I so don't tell me

about all of that I love having six seven eight and nine kids if tell me about that when you don't have white

privilege I don't know why I don't know well wow okay it's a topic what's wife

privilege being married oh being a marriage I'm saying with your wife or or life partner there to assist hold down

allow you the runway to chase your dreams pursue your dreams be out not

really worry about hours and schedules and certainly that that is a privilege that men like you have but Joe so not

everybody live that like needing the hours out like some [ __ ] is really I

don't know five [ __ ] with a family exactly it's true like there's there's a whole other side not just that I don't think you're supposed to be having six

or seven kids if you don't have a life partner or who am I to judge judging I just gotta Uncle it out that's not

uncle or nothing yo I just said I'm not judging I'm saying that life becomes awkward if you

have five or six kids by different individuals then that's harder to to maintain unless you Nick Cannon hey

the [ __ ] Our Lives then we awkward oh

I got two kids me too there you go two different women already we walking we walk in the title

no I'm I'm with my my baby mama so it's a different story

I'm with you what you're saying you are correct he is right but he's gonna he's gonna make it difficult

it is harder if you have a lot like five baby mothers five kids it's harder you

know what I'm saying uh multiple big mothers but if you're married and all my children about the same woman so it's

different respect I can see them at the same time I can

you know tuck them in at the same time and yeah shout out to you but Nico was talking about you he's like yeah

because you hugged him and he's like I [ __ ] with your father but Nico came over and said hey yo he thought you said

something else I said [ __ ] watch yourself [Music]

[ __ ] hey yo hey yep though he heard the rumors online you heard that I'm like what hey he

looked at you I said what you said

and then you looked at me and said I got so much to say to you I thought about that this whole week and I said [ __ ] I'll set that [ __ ] on fire

he played around my family [ __ ] so can you can your wife Pawn me for a

second because you've been sipping away you look at your eyes you hug I'm great

let me see that's rude

okay Xbox Parts yo can your wife go to a party that ends at

10 A.M ends at 10 A.M when did it start yeah it

started uh started at 10 p.m what time like a rave I guess yeah it would depend on Whose

party it is the brave it's the Dominican race somewhere outside because she went to

like her party said her brother throws or something like that yeah no no no no I just ain't enough

this ain't a brother big dog be comfortable with that no I don't think she'll be comfortable fighting that [ __ ]

let's keep it on a party that ends at 10 A.M no ice no go ahead from the night

before Nick the hell no ish she could go she can't stay till 10 A.M she can go I

know she can't get home she ain't gonna close the dance wait what

two so you wanted to add open 10 p.m 11 p.m dog clubs close at two three weeks this

one close at 10 A.M in the morning

look you're looking for a way to be on her side because your [ __ ] ass [ __ ] answer my question first if it's a

Caribbean party it's different Juve is different yeah Juve is different Juve

my wife is my wife is Juve [ __ ] no my wife Parts no it's Juve

don't care [ __ ] I don't care Melissa it's jube my wife is Trinidadian Juve in

Trinidad they're out from the night to the Moon that's cool hold on for days and on top of that even in Brooklyn when

they do Juve all right yo finish because this is important you have to see I'm making sure you're the only one that can speak

from this POV so please all right my wife is my wife is Trinidadian so I they used to

living like that right Juve all morning and everything and I trust my wife so can she be out to 10 a.m maybe not 10

a.m but 8 AM she can go 8AM yeah she could be like 8 A.M 7 A.M yeah

it's juve's

fine that's good that's their tradition I may be out there with her I don't know yeah

yeah her and Winston

all right the other traveler

Donovan all right so most of it uh to most of this room don't care that it's Juve

that's their culture though me

[Laughter]

her culture you do it you have to mean Marshall

Mathers by the time she told me that she was

going to this party it's not a party bro by the time she told me she was going into this celebration Festival

and she sent me a oh

he sent me an Eventbrite link oh that oh that fixes it then now you

you know it's it's no got the link with the fire and the whole [ __ ] now

what was the picture

I don't give up they'll tell me something can you go to Target

as of a funny picture show a dog can I see the fly at the

flight yes 10 a.m told me a lot I don't need to hear nothing else after that

oh wait so that's what I was trying to tell y'all so by the time you told me this was happening I was so mad that I figure let me just not fail no mind

unless some hours pass and then I'll kick it when she did already yeah so from like 10 P.M to 2

A.M I just got like smoke coming from my head but I'm keeping it inside it's around 2 A.M I hit her like with the

tight well how's everything so what did you end up wearing

so I leave it wait oh I didn't believe yet

so go there you'll never guess what happened I am still right here where's right here

oh gotcha we might as well stay home then

when you get with somebody from a different culture sometimes you have to adjust to their culture well you need to

know that up front too I'm not springing that on me

you really didn't know she wrote to yourself I think this is

hilarious I think this is hilarious how about in my culture you get home before

the sun comes up in Black Culture you get home bring how your ass home before the sun come home before come on listen

my wife don't play when it comes out culture though like they take that [ __ ] very trinidadians take it very she said y'all [ __ ] start taking me for a joke

like they stop saying things Caribbean people don't take like when you start to make fun or or light or something they

said that she's serious I'm trying to see where this go I actually like it I'm entertained because I go through this [ __ ] all the time keep going [ __ ]

yes whoa yes but the only thing when I

first got me I didn't like it why because [ __ ] you outside [ __ ] be dancing throwing powder [ __ ] be wind

up on you as I don't like that [ __ ] but you got to trust your girl gotta trust your girl you gotta know you

gotta trust your woman like casket hold on [ __ ] let me get my girl credit [ __ ] your girl credit what the [ __ ] you doing

bro rock out my bad it's on your words I do enough [ __ ]

enough you gotta trust your woman okay that's it you gotta trust to

understand that if she go out there and have a dance she wouldn't dance like that or she wouldn't shake her ass or

somebody's she wouldn't gyrate she would just dance shooting them to herself yeah you gotta respect it I've seen women do

and do it I see I went to Carnival one time and I seen I watched [ __ ] girls let me see what you do does your wife

wear the whole like you know the hell no she okay [Music]

questions

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all right so y'all know I took a flight recently um I want to ask you all about y'all

worst Airline experiences like absolute worst

[ __ ] no not y'all or you [ __ ] because theirs would just be like yeah yeah yeah it has to be like I had

to walk through and see 40 minute Farrah over here

have y'all not flip Parks particularly I can't talk to the elitist crowd hmm

oh you talk about the actual flight or does anything anything at the airport Airlines or anything I mean I definitely

was on a flight one time I've been on a couple bad flights actually uh and we were Landing

and then all of a sudden we like abruptly pulled back up because someone else was trying to land so we

almost collided on the runway wow that was terrifying I had one of those I was a terrible Landing I was in Virginia and

uh it was a hurricane they had beat the hurricane supposedly and literally dog

this [ __ ] was like TV like the wings was literally going like this on the plane oh hell no no [ __ ] was it Landing

yet using first class on their flight yeah the landing gear came down and everything Linda gear came down and all that and it

literally the wings was going like this you can see the ground like as that [ __ ] was going like that like he took back off and landed in Newport News no

[ __ ] that's good question sure you think the [ __ ] in the economy felt the same thing you felt on that flight you [ __ ] right okay

yeah but no [ __ ] he took back off like on some Top Gun [ __ ] and went to Newport News like ahead of the hurricane

and landed in Newport News I had to drive all the way back up to Richmond hmm that [ __ ] was scary as [ __ ]

I just saw a video with but with a plane landed on the highway

dead emergency

calls and [ __ ] moving out the way it's crazy you're buying the flying car

I saw that I saw that they're taking pre-orders yeah it's only 300 000 only you go ahead and buy one first

one you know what those rap [ __ ] the first one with it even with like the new BMWs and [ __ ] you know they got the

electric BM 7 Series they said they gotta work The Kinks out how you gonna work the kink out my [ __ ] what did you

[ __ ] up in the air I'm good yeah same [ __ ] I know Tesla and all that other [ __ ] that's on the ground

I'm good you know how [ __ ] insane it's gonna be when people start pulling up in the middle of traffic

with [ __ ] who can't drive on the ground exactly go try to park that [ __ ] on

someone's rooftop when she trying to do her makeup while flying and you know shorty fly back

oh yeah yo you don't even you can just make

a you turn in the air to go back oh yeah I might be so fly [ __ ] that's all yeah no I pull up right to the balcony

um you fly yeah

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14th floor getting dressed you just like yo

yeah it's going down I'm good oh that's Iceman jvp

I ain't producing what else you got what else is important none of it's important

nothing at all we kicking it you see your kids trying to sleep in your bed that's a fight I don't like I I'll be

feeling like I'm literally wrestling like my daughter at night Daddy let me sleep in the bed okay cool

they'll be fine for a few minutes

and I know everybody out here with kids younger kids can relate bruh it's this [ __ ] is like I think it's intentional no

they don't like you mad at me about some [ __ ] like from happening earlier so no my daughter be sleep should be rolling

bro she be sideways like I barely sleep in the bed yo imagine you sleep good

sleep and somebody just with all they strength kick you right here in the side like you I'll be having to catch myself

oh [ __ ] this is I like her I love her yeah

anybody get [ __ ] up you just gotta submit yeah

be at the edge on your shoulder this much mattress yo you know what I'm saying you'd be [ __ ] but how do you

make the decision between sending them back to their room or saying okay you can come into the bus I'll tap out I submit um it's usually whatever what

time it is like if it's earlier in the night I'll let you fall asleep try to pick you up take you back in your room

but if it's three four in the morning and I'm dead tired [ __ ] it I'll I'll

move yeah I just admit I'll move you got it you got it because I don't need you waking me up again you're West Indian so

do you have rules against the kids sleeping in the bed no no no okay I just I don't like it because I have a lot of

kids that had to get a bigger bed and I hate the way they sleep um they sleep at an angle uh like this

[ __ ] be horizontal angle and then they like when they're younger they they like when they old

it's a little bit different than when we all sleep on the bed like Jay on them may sleep

like on the bottom but long way and then when we do the family [ __ ] but what

you're my man let me let me dab you offer I love you right I'm playing again

flip he dapped you up it'd be all y'all on the bed no sometimes if we watching

or we planting pause like this sometimes we watching a show or

something like that the kids may fall to say I'm not gonna move my kids off the bed I'm just saying I got a big enough badge though I got my bed is huge you

got two kings together nope don't worry what I got I got a big enough bed for all of us to sleep on the bed but what

I'm saying is that because you're not a small guy yeah when I was younger

you take up a Fool by yourself

I can see them trying to kick you out the [ __ ] bed all right

stop talking the blanket over your face

there you go yo you be snoring

you snore y'all I want to ask you a different question but I want to take this a different way

ask a question

we got an edit button that's true no no

come on you know the question Corey I can hear it in my I can hear it in my head it just don't sound palatable but

but I do have a question that I was dying as you're all before y'all even brought this up uh but they got nowhere

going but yeah jvp

sorry

um hey get off of that

hey that's mine stop

are you crazy anyways Parks so you went to some barbecues this weekend right I did okay

all right what kind of barbecues did you show up dude it was a variety what kind of Barbie

black barbecues where they missed white barbecues integrated raisins in the potatoes yeah what did

you do on Juneteenth fam enough

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Burgers either it was it was black people cooking and white people cooking wasn't burgers or

separate girls

yo and it was just brisket and ribs ribs some chicken uh

corn fish I'm sorry corn fish

good morning uh I don't think there was corn on the cob no black cookies we do corn in the club absolutely

very good yeah but you don't do calling to God yes oh [ __ ]

you laughing I think they didn't think he was breaking ground with this one yeah

probably so probably so yeah I mean yeah

no it was more family than it was okay never mind that's why I was not no cheap

burgers you have brothers family you have brisket for your auntie yeah

no girls but they're all married and had their kids no girls oh listen now there's Zara

on the weekend what happens are on the weekends are on the weekend how'd that go

what's that looking like which winds are for close for who

me okay moving along I won't delve any

further so what's up you ain't War Zara nothing in 14 years hey yo shut up yo you

talking to me that's not true all right I hear you I can't believe Zara t or the little black button down from Zara where

it don't really matter what it is I know

I like Zara's kid clothes compared to uh Gap Kids and all that [ __ ] like they try

to they try to do a little something yeah a lot of [ __ ] thick single mom

without the dead oh [ __ ] I was like oh [ __ ]

holy I'm sorry here I am on a Saturday Target wasn't bad last week neither Y'all Gonna you know where they really

at Church no jail visits oh [ __ ]

actually I could see this you're supposed to be in their business

he was I was but I had to wait yeah I would feel guilty bagging into jail if

it's a dog somebody needs her somebody needs her more but look yo you doing a benefit to the community

you figure because you are keeping her comforted when her man can you're making

the ecosystem yes

it's the circle of life he got 14 years

guys work amen I remember one time we was throwing the kick back on the

rooftop Maybe 20. 13 2014-ish somewhere around there

and uh friend came over and she bought a friend and they both was looking great

and then we got to talking on the rooftop when the party was lit and that girl said yeah

my man's been in jail 14 years they gave him 30 but I'm just gonna stick and stay just ride this out

like she wasn't giving nobody on that roof no rhythm and you just heard the whole roof be just convinced try to

convince this girl for the next 45 minutes why she should cheat on him leave him

and [ __ ] all of the available penises on his rooftop but she stood strong she

stood strong yeah I mean and I was impressed by that like God damn you gotta block out a whole lot of noise

it was noise on that rooftop and hot dogs and burgers and [ __ ] some women who

cause you was fighting all of that [ __ ] she left so y'all didn't have the good food on the rooftop

this is my burger don't play with me anyway shout out there shout out there yeah shout out to those

that do that I still be seeing her I want the DM like yo everything I'm

sticking with that I think that's impressive and I like that you said see you phony

ass [ __ ] you said you liked it too and she's like ah we eating that we eating that time you said you liked it too when

Jazzy said that swag of Jasmine yep hello he got 30.

oh the dude which is different from casting over 15 years

oh that's I didn't know I didn't know who the girl he was talking about yeah Casanova eating that time

doing that eyes closed [ __ ] out of here okay I like that I respect that too I respect it what did I say wrong I

respect that she said no you respected it too yeah yeah that's all I said okay let's get nervous I said something crazy

you guys just now anybody care about all the money being thrown around in NBA and

the Dame little uh trade requests come on we got to get to it yeah or the money not I was more shocked by

the money not being thrown out to Russ you took eight for two years or some [ __ ] I think he just wanted to stay home

but that's crazy with the contracts the way they're from La got it he got his money right he

got enough he did yeah he got his money he just might want to stay home at this point in your career other [ __ ] is more important than going on another move and

find another house all of that [ __ ] I'ma just stay right here we almost you're talking about Russell Westbrook yes uh

that [ __ ] has making so much money off the course

I feel like he's just like well yeah sure I'll take this bad [ __ ]

eight million dollars he took right it's eight million for two years two years that's crazy yeah that's like 15th man

money it's the cheat now that's the cheat but again he like she's saying he making money on other sources he's from

La originally and it's like yo dog I got to put my family through moving to another city again sometimes you're just

like yo I'm good here okay can y'all answer my questions

130 no four people they four people signed a deal over a billion dollars

when you add up all four of them that is a different type of money bro who's the four

um uh Ant-Man got 260.

uh his class so Ant-Man got 260 and three other people in the class got 260.

they maxed out on their extensions so when you add up to four it was a billion dollars four contracts four billion

dollars Fred Van Fleet got three years one forty one thirty two three years one

Thirty yeah for Fred Van Fleet and he's nicer he's an All-Star he's not

he's an All-Star but that's a lot the even craziest part it says more than a

billion in reported contracts were handed out within the first hour of the Market opening Kyrie 126 Draymond honey porzingis

um those are low numbers but when they added them all up so it was over a billion yeah and uh uh Rich Paul did his thing a lot

of a lot of a lot of his agents yeah hey I mean a lot of his clients they all got paid maybe I misunderstood the new uh

collective bargaining agreement that takes effect uh next year or maybe because it takes effect next year teams

are kind of wilding out right now but there's a bunch of teams that's looking like [ __ ] we are not afraid of that we

will spend it now and get this together I was just taking it back it's a lot of numbers literally fast too

like the first day of free agency it was on what do you think of all the move that the Lakers made y'all made a lot I

liked all the moves that we made minus keeping dealer for the people that don't know what were those moves y'all got Prince from

Minnesota we got Prince from Minnesota we went and picked up um cam radish for the cheese cam reddish we got uh We've

resigned um and D'Angelo Russell which was gonna be

a problem he took the cheat because everybody's saying he was going to be making upwards of 20 million and I think only his agent put that out no no that

was again that's pretty much the going rate for somebody with his skill sets and his age who else did y'all get

um we resigned hachimori we let go of Schroeder we picked up uh the point guard from Miami

um some other little back door stuff but the the the main things were Gabe and we

got them for three years 33 million he just was a starting point guard in the championship you know what I'm

saying is Dame Lillard to Miami all but a done deal sounds like it you have to imagine that because

Miami's impact player bench players left Max Strauss got got a lot of money it's

Cleveland uh Gabe somebody else they lost too I thought

I thought they lost somebody else Oladipo went somewhere all the depot he did yeah they let them go Tyler hero

took out Miami Heat from his bio really you did yeah that's a new way of

breaking up yeah letting you know I'm out of here but Dame Lillard doesn't have a no trade clause I heard them say on TV which

means I don't necessarily have to trade him to Miami but if I'm poor and if the package

I'm getting is Tyler hero Duncan Robinson and three first round picks I'm

not sending them there sorry hate to shake the table I know you've

been loyal I know you've been here for 10 plus years I know you scored 71. I know all that

you've done you've rocked with the fan base but if that's what I'm bringing back I'm not sending him to you he's gonna have

to be mad that's not bad to me do y'all better go look up the Rudy Goldberg package that was an anomaly I don't

think it was not a standard it's not a standard look up the rumored package when any Superstar hits the field like

Superstar I'm talking about they don't really transpire then look up the last 10 Superstars that have been dealt would

Cleveland give up for um what's the name yeah for Diamond Mitchell yes we talked about this last year it wasn't it ain't

break the bank for Donovan Mitchell and he was the most short after free agent last year they didn't break the bank for

um Cleveland didn't I disagree with that they took a lot they took every draft pick in the world Utah don't have a

draft pick till 20 30. no that who they gave up

dog Department no I don't know you've given up Tyler hero who's a potential

All-Star you're giving up Duncan Robinson who's a a great lights out shooter improved this game this season

and some picks I'm definitely sorry especially watching Tyler hero off there he didn't even play this fine yeah we

have the replacement point guard how crazy as hell I'm taking an injured tile in here y'all ain't even seen him play

I'm keeping this [ __ ] out of Damian Lillard y'all crazy I'm trading them somewhere I'm trading

him to Philly who also is looking like I will make an offer Boston will make a offered the Knicks a 100 make an offer

there's teams that'll make and that's important that can give out a better package than the Miami Heat that's what I'm saying that's what they said they're

like that's the case we're not let's have to honor this yeah sure we're listening Portland put the statement we

listen to everybody in the league what we want as well they should and yeah he want to go to Miami but that don't mean

we got to do that who you think is better Tyler hero or Maxi from Philly two totally different ballparks might be

biased all right forget it Maxi is a point guard he's six two Joe

he's not a point guard okay not no they don't have no damn Maxi running the point guard he's six two Joe can't play

no other position in the NBA at six two I'm gonna go Maxi they just do different things they're just two totally

different players but if I'm Portland I would definitely want to get Maxi back before getting Tyler hero because you're

going to lose your point guard so you want somebody else that could come in and fill the void of him Billy already

said max he ain't going nowhere listen I'm only asking still I only care about what the Knicks are doing congrats for

getting Josh Hart to sign in uh after them for the 12 million sure that was I didn't like that all

right and for what y'all do yeah it was time

to resign and I get it I completely understand I just feel like you should keep good basketball players

not if they're stuck behind all NBA forward yeah I get a chance to play they

certainly didn't develop them apparently him and Thibodeaux uh had a huge fight during the playoffs we cursed

him the [ __ ] out I forgot about that that explains the [ __ ] that they got back they just looking to get him out of

here he's unhappy we're looking to get him out here and that's that I didn't loved it love it but I liked them

bringing on the dude from the Warriors Dante I can't pronounce it but I like it

we'll see we'll see what happens there I hope they're not done and pet them too much I think oh I don't think that the

dude from it's four years 50 million it makes 12.5 yeah that ain't too much we're the

[ __ ] the Knicks have been good at that they're just friendly contracts they have so we'll see I'm not going to

sports it out I just I just Googled it they said that Steph Curry is the highest paid player 20 23 2024 I'm sure

51.9 million it's possible because the weight because when we when we announced

somebody's contract let's say we it's four years 100 million they don't necessarily make 25 million dollars a

year oh you got to work within the salary cap so this year you might make 16 million okay but the last year your

deal you might make 30 something million got it you know what I'm saying but you'll get four years 100 million dollars they got to play with the

numbers to stay under the salary cap so they don't get penalized I'm gonna start watching basketball my [ __ ] oh yeah there you go I had to pick a team though

Lakers sixes ESPN Lego a Todd McShay well that's crazy cleaned house

you're like everybody I didn't know they like OJ will um yeah they like RJ will too how much

is Shannon sharp charging these guys they got a room out

they said about 50. I need the years I need the years about

50. I'm like damn 50 how many years Google that right quick

but they saying 50 45 50. between that and Pat

they just got rid of a lot of shows they got and a lot of the talented people

whose personalities we like you know what I'm saying like Jay will

um in the morning Keyshawn on the radio see it's radio personalities we only watch the TV but

when you drive into work you listening to Keyshawn and J Will and Han and Humpty and all of these guys and how

they mesh that [ __ ] is hard to recreate I remember when Chris Canty went off the

radio I was kind of Titan like that [ __ ] is hard to recreate so I don't know what they're gonna do over there who the hell

is gonna do 95 different NFL mock drafts if not toddler Kuiper

expertise yeah see what they're gonna do all right I missed topic jado I might

have to find out where you're going if you're going to rumble I don't know Count Me In I might have to go over to rumble check my man out got rid of that

that [ __ ] made me care about college quarterbacks and [ __ ] all right this play right here specifically what's left

let me see let me see what happens everyone's quarterback your eyes would

be here yes you can see him looking around he's at his third option his third option like everything else and he

did that in a matter of two seconds like oh [ __ ] they all educate you

I think it's gonna [ __ ] them up but we'll see all the layoffs at ESPN yeah again I

just think that like people now Stephen A Smith is a figure right so

even if we may not necessarily like what he's saying he's still a figure we've

drawn to him we start to to like him you know what I'm saying like Joe Button is a figure no matter if Joe's getting on

your nerves or if you like what he say I'm gonna watch this for Joe Button because I like Joe Button he's a figure

and I want to just hear whatever he's got to say what I will say is there was a lot of redundancy in the programming

so I can see they're wanting to shake that up to bring in big dogs to not be redundant

if you put on ESPN which I usually do if I'm like working in the studio or something I'll put it on from 10 a.m

till whatever 5 6 p.m yeah you will see the same conversations from the same time the Cowboys are always coming up

whereas if you put on Shannon or um or Pat it's it's not it's spicy yeah it is

spicy they're gonna mix it up they're gonna bring different opinions they're gonna keep you on your toes a little bit more I read a thread on too I've never

seen it but I've read a thread on Twitter from I wish I could give credit to the gentleman but I don't remember who it was

but this was right in the thick of all the layoffs where he was like I honestly thought Jeff Van Gundy would

have been gone sooner I'm shocked that this took so long so I click on this [ __ ] and he was going in on Jeff he was

like Jeff Van Gundy got on TV called out every flop criticized the refs one one

game he said they should take free throws away

you cannot just be on a live broadcast and [ __ ] on everything that they're

trying to innovate and change good riddance get rid of Jeff Van gun yeah I was like uh he breaks the valid point

good point nothing because you're still at work we be listening just for the commentary but you at work still but

some of the contracts with these but some of the people like I like Barkley and the crew different no listen I know

they they are an elite group and on their own I'm just saying but they'll call out certain [ __ ] I think Jeff Van

Gundy and Mark Jackson together had the cachet well they could be like that's a bad call most of the new dudes won't

never say that and I think people appreciate that like yo even they said that was a piece of [ __ ] call you know

they'll ditch the refs Mark Justin be like that's not a foul you know his calm voice that's not a foul and so I think

the listeners like that sometimes yeah the league might not correct you never

School you never really know where your cache is until you lose it

like two people you're talking about there's rumors about friend of the show his room is about what went on with Mark

Jackson indeed I will never repeat none of them but it speaks to whatever cachet he thought

he had if those things are true but versus what they'll do to you Jeff Van

Gundy I'm sure they come from the same school of that Charles barkley-esque raw

kind of but speaking mind and you might think you could do it but you find out you quickly find out when you can't well

you've been there for 15 years and now look I appreciate that Jeff will get a job he will definitely get another job

he'll definitely get another shot next let me let Thibodaux go yeah

come closer next yeah better not sure why thibodaux's a really good culture I'm

not saying this Jefferson from the finals though and Jeff is an old school coach today and boys

hair was all sticking up shout out to jump back yeah

how many of y'all uh male friends did you decide to stay friends with after you learned that they wouldn't jump in

the fight with you I knew he was a hoe anyway

all right one for you ice about two or three he said I'm not fighting look

that's awesome Antoine come on give us a source exclusive [ __ ]

it's hard for me yeah no I don't think I could do that none I got none I don't

hate him I don't think I could be friends with nobody yeah I got none for real yeah what if you know going into it

that they're not gonna fight and that's that's gonna try something [ __ ] throw something [ __ ] try to break it up do something but I already know that's not

his friend I know that's not his [ __ ] we're not friends not at all [ __ ] I'm not standing around those [ __ ] around

me I don't care if you can't fight the greatest if you see some [ __ ] jumping on our asses you got to do something you

can't just sit there and get the car [ __ ]

aggressive heated voices yelling y'all could try to add these variables I said

this the other day like usually people that don't know how to fight they're the ones that's holding you during the fight

if they're trying to do something yo stop stop they holding you and while they're holding you that's different no

I've seen that no that's different I'll be more mad at someone [ __ ] up my ability to fight than just walking away somewhere like not me but that's what

I'm talking about like I've watched people like I've seen full incidents people that don't know how to fight but when they're trying to get involved some

way they are holding it up they're holding their friends what the [ __ ] are you doing am I not

getting punched in the [ __ ] head you holding my hands for I matter about that than someone else disappearing

[ __ ] get punks with me jump in Block stop stop holding me so you don't scream run protect yourself

me before it's too late no never

some older [ __ ] yo you not doing it he got the free hat on free

free [Music] I have friends that I that I I don't

have it proven I have friends that I think it's not jumping in when you eat it but that's my job to make sure it don't get heated around them that's true

that's good that's no that's true but sometimes you're not in control of that control the environment yeah the same way I'd like my friends that are a lot

more uh into that than me to not get it like that when I'm around do you express

that before yeah that's a respect thing for me okay so that's that's how I view it

so I think he's gonna take such an aggressive stance with it so if if you're around in this situation you

would want the person that is aggressive to defuse the situation or try the best not to get into a situation yeah while

you're there for sure sure for sure suck my dick like this that's not enough for

me that's not that's a real New York thing but for me that's not enough pointing at you in your face poking at

you is not enough for you

but [ __ ] do that we always [ __ ] talk like that that's true I mean stop [ __ ] playing

what's up man yeah I don't I don't want to be in the function yeah where somebody there talks

like that you can't wait wait that's not true yeah you're wrong now what they're talking

about nowadays we are old enough that you could determine the likelihood of a situation

like that occurring in the venue that you go to okay so if I know that these things are possible I try to limit

myself in my in my um availability at those I see [ __ ] fight at church

Gatherings [ __ ] the odds ain't I've seen [ __ ] fight at the least place you can you think because you just bump you

with your family the [ __ ] you don't like eat with his family your name in places we're all welcome

it's not a high probability of somebody getting it in in church though but wait that's never true that's not necessarily

true it's true and like you said you you speaking on the beef you say a [ __ ] you don't like and he don't like you

okay if we're if we're if we were if we are at a spot and

let's say I'm the person that's erratic and we had a spot Joe invites me to a spot somebody does something I'm not

used to you're the person that's erratic I'm probably not going to continue to remind you as well no let's say that

okay that's after the erratic behavior is seen but yeah all right excuse me so

[ __ ] might have stepped in my shoes bumped me a little hard now knowing that Joe was there oh no you good you guys salute all right but

nah I know cause how my man is I'm never hanging out with that guy ever again no no no I think that you should have that

same stance whether Joe's with you or not at your age how old am I 35 no I

don't have that says anymore if a [ __ ] step on my shoes bro [ __ ] shooting today I want to get home to my

family if a [ __ ] step on my shoes me getting out of going crazy over [ __ ] stepping them it's different between me

and y'all you know what I mean I got more shoes hold on that's true I can agree with that but it ain't got my lives a lot of times uh stepping on my

shoes is a little excessive but a lot of times y'all remember like these [ __ ] that watch me on the internet is a lot of touching and playing around that I

don't like hold on hold on I'm always getting into things I don't go g money

and them get on me about going taking gigs and getting paid to go do appearances I reject all of them last

time in 2016 I end up punching somebody in the face and I got jumped in the club because of a video watching me and

touching me I don't like to be touched don't grab me don't play with me people that watch me think that that is okay it

is not I'm not playing I don't want to be touched you can speak to me the other day in Brooklyn at my cousin's shop I

want you to hold the shirt push it had to slap his hand boom don't do that don't push a shirt on me I'm not holding your shirt speak to me because what you

see is not what you're gonna get in person that's me so it's a different situation I don't want to be touched I

don't want to play around so after you said that then you took the shirt no I don't take the shirt

and then uh cheese you were playing around

oh [ __ ]

okay so I get what you said but it's a difference like the energy towards me is

different like yo what's up [ __ ] all jokes aside why you think that energy exists I

understand my father tell me the same thing like you invite that after you put that out there that's really what it is

not taking it off you that's no different than a [ __ ] that's running around screaming with the whole I bust my gun I bust my gun I got my straps I

stay strapped you're inviting us yeah but then but then you are I can't

enjoy myself like I can't go outside because I don't like that I have to really speak to myself like oh if

somebody does that flip just look up oh just be easy or it's a fan to be honest they fancy I'm fans of people but I'm

not touching them [ __ ] that's you but the people that you are a fan of didn't create a platform off of doing what you

I hear you but even if they did I'm not touching somebody cool you got it because you don't know how I I think

about the person I don't know what day they're going through I may crack a joke and I'll crack a joke first to see their reaction

take it off the touch and [ __ ] like look at somebody look at somebody else who I won't even say no names but all they

kind of known for is I don't know dancing videos on the internet shiggy I'm not okay good

example yeah somebody might run to him and say yo dance you're not as big

you said what I'm not as big as who oh

I didn't say nothing I'm gonna say a number of people I want to stay on your Square [ __ ] I'm not a big no no no no see the other thing about you Street

[ __ ] I don't have to stand on my screen why did you say that square yeah

and that's my man too don't do that like I said I'm taking it off of the whole touching thing about it he might get

annoyed if somebody keeps running up saying yo Dance Yo dance yo that's insulting he's from Queens insulting

why are they saying like it's kind of like dog we don't know nothing else about human beings that do not respect boundaries

we see we we're talking about the person that's dead I don't we don't I play

around with y'all because it's a comfortability thing but let one of you [ __ ] be like yo I really don't like that I'm not playing with you again

because now in my mind I know that this could extend to some somewhere else I'm

not if you if you were to say yo flip through I don't like that [ __ ] like when I say I don't like the dick games or whatever

oh if you just say yo I don't like to be I don't like to be suck my dick you know I don't like those type of trucks I

don't like the kids somebody would say your flip I don't like that I'm gonna respect it me I do

play around and put your envelope but I do it within the confinement of understanding how you guys work I watch

I'm very observant you see what you said though right but look you see what you said though yeah they they you did

something for someone to say I don't like it so the person that don't know you does

something that's when you say yo don't do that but you you react and be ready no I don't I

may do it like this I may do a couple of things but they keep doing it guys

don't make Reno make me do it I like those sneakers too thank you man you're welcome

when a little sneaker store uh boy my son some kicks singing some [ __ ] for me took a picture I don't know what's the

name of the what's the name of those we take a picture of that sure Dan come on let's take it these are prestos

foreign

I took off the little bread tag to let you know because how much does it costs I don't know

excuse me I didn't hear you I Wanna Know you got it for free no I picked these

out along with some other things a plethora of other things oh and then he rung it all up and said hey this will be

yada yada he didn't even say that he said sign here yeah yeah you showed it it's like oh [ __ ] that was on the low

thanks he gave it to him walked out of there salute

you still price check no you don't lie to Paul no I don't I don't

it's funny I realize that I don't price check I just realized that over the weekend and on top of it I don't split the bills

real talk I just realized that I was in Target yes finally a leadership

I'm in Target and she was like that'll be six whatever whatever I just was like

and I didn't even realize what cost what uh something light on them yeah you get

a lot of money though so it's different with you all right I'm done with these guys thank you thank you he get Brad

um let's see did that [ __ ] fool you if you let's see you know I did it again that thing y'all

do every pie before I try to come in and say I won't let them do it to me and y'all did it to me again where y'all make me look elitist and then I just

have to play along in real time wait wait wait wait wait I just always he chalked up to being elitist this time I

did not I appreciate it so you don't price check no more that is leaders but back to you oh

that was smooth oh [ __ ] now we make you look elitist facts and now that I've

said that look to notice it Joe yeah anything I come in here or we

come in here and say you quick to say how we're poor only when it's poor which is everything that you don't do I didn't

know y'all did so much [ __ ] which is everything you don't do okay so if you think people are talking

ice you said we though I C E

I can't elaborate

and anyway cool I'll submit to your theory even if I did that to me it's foul for y'all to do it

look poor dog I'm just asking a question if it's

filed for us to make you seem elitist it's not found for you to make us seem poor

you got me what are you talking about you know what changed I unpacked this alone in my

house I did I unpacked this by myself because I couldn't [ __ ] with y'all y'all

got it off y'all win I submit but I no I figured out why I lost

cause we you know that we always we've always done this well you missed a small

portion of the Friendship years but we've always picked like some real poor

ghetto nasty [ __ ] to [ __ ] then pick on but then like the Pod took off so now

it's received different when I do it we ain't doing do it the ghetto [ __ ] that you talking

about I still do so we ain't did it you didn't used to do that

come bring up examples too if I got here and you know what it is y'all lack

entertainment value when y'all do it like it's just be like how much is this Shack

and then you say hi gotcha it's like all right how about your sneakers that I

don't know I don't know I know that's not elitist well that is a leader no anybody Elite is not price check in

2023 see you are living a certain level of privilege Mr idea to sit there and say

I have ideas part would be yo y'all [ __ ] are still price checking you bum ass [ __ ] that's where it

becomes elitist just to say I don't know I have so many elitist things about you that we cannot

share on air once you start [ __ ] on other [ __ ] you getting leaders because

I'm gonna if I got the ball I'm always looking you're asking when I got the ball I Look to wear issues on the court

I price check [ __ ] that's optional like I said he went

to Target if I'm buying [ __ ] like baby formula [ __ ] 14 a bottle what the [ __ ] all right you got more I'm on to your

new little thing you do where you try to appeal to the Middle America construction man all right I go to Home

Depot the same as y'all still [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah this guy I'm so sick

you got your workers you're wrong are you staying right at

the beginning and I ain't like that little line of interview I've came on Joe was a bit rattled I've never seen I've read your [ __ ] I don't know I read

what you said yo you look I read what you said I'll go in and pick some more I read what you said yo yo something wrong

with you I read it I know you did that's what people do with interviews I didn't like that little one line wow but then I

was like I said yo when I got there he was already number one so I ain't no no no no no but then go on go after the rest you said I had never I've known Joe

a long time you memorized the article you sicko

I don't do a comment I'm not reposting I hit you with a double tap I double tap all your your ABC [ __ ] thank you I

appreciate that I don't know what that means yeah liked liked it double tap his life what ABCs

so did everyone pay attention to my women empowerment ABC Journey did

everyone watch that right got it uh remember that I appreciate that yeah thank you thank you thank you I support

all of y'all's outside Ventures by the way dude let me just say that

don't look at me you don't y'all think I'm not supportive of y'all

I think you support yeah you support what you want to support damn that's what you want to support

ing everybody support they want to support damn it yeah you can't say I support everything I said I didn't say everything I said

y'all but you don't support everything that we do you support some of it like I like this oh this is nice

plenty of [ __ ] I put up there that you ain't done with that that's since we met not not since we've

done this yes yes like what just it doesn't matter I disagree

maybe you didn't deserve it though

yeah yeah and I tell you this [ __ ] I don't like right yeah

you and male really but you all too when y'all get outside I don't support everything y'all to do

I don't not everything y'all do that's true they are selective right like they do things that I don't do much exactly

and when you do things I was happy to see that [ __ ] like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] are you into one thing like you even put [ __ ]

I don't like that sneaky [ __ ] I'll knock you out right now I like that [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah

thank you stop my honor don't do it

don't do it my eyes I already found it I found it already

I'm telling you I'm gonna shoot you man you're sleeping no fat ass [ __ ]

look at how you run man look at you come on sit down

come on sit down don't even work it's an audio Adventure sit down man

it's the audio Adventure flip Put the gun down audience first of all on the break he shot me and Melissa Ford man

time that's a charge damn damn that's a charge oh [ __ ]

gonna button where I shot you man shot me in the back oh you're trying to charge it you can

try and get a charge from both of us no I'm soaking wet over here okay oh

like all right hey as a matter of fact I do my man

thank you I do have a sleeper something that they may be sleeping on [ __ ] look

what they showed you on on the [ __ ] like this would hit me in the eye this being this yo what's reporting that [ __ ] this

[ __ ] hurts this [ __ ] make me mad I gotta hit him one more time

but this is too close range to play with this gun all right this is too close damn what [ __ ]

all right come on come on because we don't yeah he immature so he gonna let that thing go again if that [ __ ] hit me

in my sideburns I'm Gonna Knock You Out I'm telling you I'm Gonna Knock You Out

My Eyes yo take the next 79.

so you can see if you enjoyed this podcast then you know what time it is what you

expect from the greatest to ever do it man gang gang gang if you didn't enjoy this podcast you know what time it is

[ __ ] up [ __ ] else you know to expect from the game same [ __ ] either way hey

y'all redditors out there with your little think pieces on what we had to say guess what I don't remember

what we said none of it I don't remember now to take not an opinion I remember

Mel went on a date and some [ __ ] worshiping [ __ ] that's what I got from this look it in the eye

hey Tanner have fun writing a description paragraph for this bad boy

make that compelling all right oh man hopefully y'all enjoyed y'all uh

she said look the [ __ ] in the eye and the mail is in here

the horny levels were often sharks I want the male Hive to know that the first 45 minutes totally brought to you

by mail she was not pressured to share she was not pressured to do any of those things she volunteered

that information sorry dude yeah cause we know you heard yeah yeah well he ain't gonna hear this part he cut this

[ __ ] off already

I got time to play these Melissa Ford game oh you're inconsistent say less

say less oh man keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need all the prayers we can get

over here we need a lot of praying I'm really concerned about your laptop right now though look at all that water on the

keyboard and [ __ ] I'm gonna buy a laptop it's okay all right the Apple store open okay that's mad

water yeah why why if y'all wet my [ __ ] I gotta buy another one this should be like a company expense or some [ __ ]

damn when you take some [ __ ] and apple and it's wet they look at you like oh what do you know

I have to get it off though like oh it's water Where damn we got all little lights in here we

know I did some [ __ ] by mistake oh it's over

all right listen keep us in your prayers Lord knows we

need to be there until the next time we bid you would do farewell adiosarivadurchi hasta la vista arvoir

so long goodbye also life is a series of Beautiful Moments and moments past so let's make this one

right here this [ __ ] right here last as if it's all we have lastly the

baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel the closed-minded women want you to teach them things and that's

that man grab your Tylenol you might need it we are gone actually we're not gone but we'll be going soon

cause we got [ __ ] we want to do tonight can't let you guys have all the fun go out here shake a little tail feather huh

yeah wear some revealing legs out hey go do a little skit somewhere around a

barbecue and kick somebody's barbecue over how you know wait a minute

hopefully y'all enjoyed this as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you

I had a blast today I'm gonna try this non-producing thing more often I am hey for you audio listeners man if we laugh

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