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heart or our own enjoy the show I love when we get singing-ish I think I

only got the last ooh but I mean hey [ __ ] do it again

I can tell you had a good weekend when you know when you come in looking younger

I always know here we go everywhere Benjamin Button it's a little Barber you'll take about

15 off me I'll take 15. you do I'm not even listening to you guys good day sir

I'm Barbara try to sneak in during my cut last night yeah man got a real busy August

all right but I entertained a couple weddings

what does that trip you going on [ __ ] whatever it is guess who's gonna

need to cut the [ __ ] are you talking about anyway celebrity [ __ ] don't work on them

Barbers they celebrities in their own right Barbers are celebrity yeah yeah everybody's a celebrity though in their

field yeah a little crazy in there they don't need your money no more

you get what I'm saying like they don't them [ __ ] is getting to it they are they cut a hundred dollars man

and you pay more than that yeah haircut on it all is weird sorry sign me up down

yo that's what you mean on at all you pay Buck 80 and you go you tip them

it's 80 but yeah he comes to you I don't talk me out of

what I'm saying what's your tip on the 80 cut twenty dollars okay there you go be a man that's what I'm saying I said

it's a hundred it's 80.00 yeah

no hair [ __ ] they're making charge more yeah because yeah and I'm going twice a week

I make them charge more oh you get to you get the repeat I go twice a week every day the bundle

package right before we come in here let his girl see him scruffy yeah why are you looking good all the

time for cause I'm a professional and I take my job serious she knows she knows

I wouldn't got a facial this weekend pause it's just swallow

no yeah well yeah if it's enough of that stuff up here yeah

come on do that wow wow wow

see he looked at me in 30 minutes as soon as I said let me see your pores

yeah they did a good job though they did I thought they did right around the way

too she started pressing that little thing of my Jiggy I see on Instagram that little thing that everybody should have

some stink [ __ ] up in my face no the [ __ ] that they slide down your face it's like a vacuum like no no no I'm

talking about some [ __ ] that they pressed like a little circle that they just start pressing in certain spots on

your face and the [ __ ] start coming out it should start coming out why my face all stink running around like that yeah did you

put all this [ __ ] put me under some smoke machine yeah putting 97 billion different creams and [ __ ] on my [ __ ]

face on I fell asleep at the facial spot I should be feeling all right the body breaks pressed down he looks

halfway a little pamper I like going places but that was cool I never did that do I fall asleep when I'm getting

my nails done I'll be like literally sitting there going to sleep all that [ __ ] to me is it's relaxing I gotta stay

up in there that's when the dude come give me a massage

they're like one of the most popular I used to go there 10 years ago I don't go there no more we go but yeah they

getting it they getting to it and I've been going for [ __ ] they get into it yeah over 10 years hey they made my

money uh all right uh positive affirmations if you're

listening yeah you're such a [ __ ]

you don't think people tune in for positive affirmations they tuned in for the [ __ ] [ __ ]

no I disagree with that it's what you think they're tuning for a little bit of anything

they want some [ __ ] [ __ ] now they wanted something they want some cherries in there here but I don't think it's all

[ __ ] [ __ ] it's more [ __ ] [ __ ] than positivity no they won't laugh more than [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] should make them

laugh good point positivity is not funny

people don't really want to hear Too Much positivity no no especially for me

because garyvee is somebody for that [ __ ] yo did you know what's funny garyvee is not positive ignorant garyvee

tell you to your face you're a bum you are a loser you're still home you still make what how much why haven't you done

this your Snapchat is doing what you're sitting on your ass you got there you sleep how many hours in a day you're a

[ __ ] bum and he cursed like a and then the white people be like so I'm telling you oh you're lucky I'm a white

face like these [ __ ] blackface the white people like oh okay thank you so much

we know fancy sushi spots he took me too I like

when dudes wind and dying me I like when they whine and die me right it was the

best sushi no no no no I don't care I'm gonna call you out because when you went

to the little fancy razzly dazzling steak spot in the sky like you was excited you called me about it it was a

new experience ordering new [ __ ] he was nervous looking at the menu right and you felt good about that I'm telling you

that chicken fingers what do I order you guys know how the phone call went I'm saying when garyvee sent me the secret

Sushi Spot by Wall Street that only got seats for seven and it's for us and you

got no sign on the door ain't promoting a [ __ ] thing in there that [ __ ] was all right it was good if you know you

know the experience I mean all that that food was too fancy for me I gotta go down there that's why people

[ __ ] yeah he's a chef he might be a partner in

there too yeah from high school

has been a lot of places

Bill Burr parks and Miss Parks it ain't the same Parts but I'ma shut up

because all the people out there think I'm begging y'all to be my friend they got they got a lot of hidden spots

that's what they took from the last ball yeah you're like oh we should hang out Joe's a lonely I'll suck my dick I'm telling

these people all right I started we started out with energy recently I obliged y'all requested

I'm gonna get back to

what do you mean by success is predictable well if you go into the kitchen to cook a dish and the very

first thing you get is a recipe and you follow the recipe and you work with the recipe eventually you'll master that

dish once you've mastered it and made a few a few times you can make the dish over and over again and you'll remember

the recipe you don't have to keep going back to the recipe book now if somebody says boy that's really delicious you

don't say well it's a miracle like something out of voodoo no you just followed a proven recipe had been worked

out by people before you and that's basically the secret of success if you want to be successful start your

business then you study what people have learned and everything that people have learned they've written or shared in

seminars are put onto audio programs used proven success methods he said learn from the expert what episode is it

643 I'm not playing with y'all today big box I'm not playing welcome to episode 643 of the Joe Budden podcast I'm your

humble gracious grateful and highly favored host Joe Button here with a few really really amazing people and amazing

gang with me the beautiful intelligent Melissa Ford is here big flip Fresh Off

yeah I mean if you know you know when I talk about it when you get to the end zone act like you've been there before

you I mean I know the [ __ ] Vibes don't hit my phone I mean if you have been talking to me don't talk to me now

at all you wasn't there for the ride don't be there when I park y'all know what the [ __ ] is going on huh big flip is out here [ __ ] these [ __ ] talking

about uh issues [Applause] it still is

it's still it's still him we heard about the double XL joint coming up

stop playing I was who I was before I got here stop

playing with me out there big freeze free [ __ ] is going on out there

and lastly but certainly not lose Parks is here yeah oh Corey's here Poe is here Erickson is here gang's all here how's

everybody doing great feeling oh y'all showered this morning yes we did all right y'all

sprayed a little cologne some perfume smelling good deodorant on skin exfoliated and [ __ ] [ __ ] running from

the deodorant I don't know why but it smells good [ __ ] running from what deodorant who don't know what it is people talking this whole natural [ __ ]

and I don't need deodorant they do it they [ __ ] hot [ __ ] put some deodorant on the good [ __ ] too yeah

that's bad for you it is the [ __ ] that's bad a couple months a year you could go a

little unhealthy and put some aluminum my life has changed since we had that deodorant uh conversation what was it a

year ago whatever you order it went bad like that yeah

on the Clorox wipes

I assumed that the word came from somewhere Lysol wouldn't be the that [ __ ] this

shocked me though I ain't gonna lie [ __ ] they returned those cell phone towers that was funny they planned this

listen I got [ __ ] in my phone and talk about just how much money all them companies made yeah you know I got it

I know you guys I said I was gonna send it to you too I thought you made it you made a lot of

money oh no no no no no no you lost a lot of money [ __ ] wasn't paying him no rain and still living there and they

still there and he pardoned and they like [Laughter]

for anybody you don't have to answer if you don't want to any does anybody that rent from you know that you are a podcaster yeah

why

because people look at you like you rich so they'll be like you know what I mean like you got it and you're rich

people look at you I know people really look at you like you got it the [ __ ] they got to do people look at you like

you got to wait till it was a setup at the squatters law like all that [ __ ] you got to say that about that right

my friends

screaming he did yeah he didn't like that [ __ ] he wanted gun printers on the street

he was ready to go he had U-Haul on the phone he was ready to pick them up

himself and move them out holy [ __ ] yeah but I would imagine

that yeah people ain't trying to really pay rent to the goddess pardon but is that fair

what the [ __ ] are you talking about they will never know me see me smell me nothing yeah smart yeah that's smart

that's very small are you supposed to do that anyway I've ever ever not every landlord most landlords I've rented from

had like a corporation you didn't know who the person is like a management company yeah yeah the management company handles it all so you don't really know

who it is that actually owns the property should this be some address LLC yeah but yeah but don't just don't you

can tell you can tell pop up one night let's start peeking around

you know black black landlord right let me see how this [ __ ] taking care of the yard he got the yard a mess I'm

flipping out for real [ __ ] don't play with their yards huh yeah no doubt like when you live there you play with the y'all but when you own some [ __ ] and

[ __ ] got your yard people don't play with their yards all it takes is one of them little tickets from the city yeah

that's it that's why that's crazy he said it people do not play with it you let your y'all

tenants let the y'all go crazy what's your pet rules

that's gonna tell me what I need to know what's your pet rules I do want to know

your payrolls I don't [ __ ] with that no pets not even cats no pets in the

building can you talk I've let people start having like Vape small dogs but

what happens is

some [ __ ] to his house most of my houses got hardwood floors like brand new hardwood floors so what happens is when

the pets pee that [ __ ] don't come up never so fix it [ __ ] yeah

oh the lemonade got real hardwood floor so get it together yeah you put new floors

down that's the owner oh oh lord lord people used to hate me

in Brooklyn he dogs are [ __ ] floor but guess what go ahead and that security deposit don't be

enough ask for more bombastic no I don't know oh come on

whoa whoa they listening to you

extra money you're going through that you got a new puppy that's biting on the molding biting on I'm good yo let Roscoe stay

over there I'm good yeah what if they keep the dog outside what about the hamster then you then you

disturbing of attendance goldfish goldfish

or howling [ __ ] one of my neighbors every morning at six in the morning the

dog be going crazy wake up wake up [ __ ] your neighborhood

you know you take that water gun outside everyone

listen that's how mad of my little murder mysteries start with a dog dispute between neighbors oh [ __ ] that's

a fact I ain't gonna say nothing to him the [ __ ] beat what all right so

now you're gonna get it look I ain't even wishing it on you you just did

I'm just predicted you got pet rules yeah something

I'm gonna show you what to do oh my look at this place

All I'm gonna do is get a pen and a paper buddy man they taught me the game

I know enough I didn't listen to trapping [ __ ] storming these [ __ ] enough you know that one a little

depreciation I get a couple perks with this house around this tax time that's the biggest one though one of

these the one one of these Southern followed all these information people on Instagram I promise you we gonna start

talking about something too uh I follow some of these information pages on Instagram so one of the white dudes a

white guy and he was trying to say yo this is how you should know who to

rent to who's going to pay the rent and who's not going to pay the rent that's a real this must be racist

what he had me glued if you're about to say something racist

so I'm glued and he says go to the car go to their car and see

how they keep it because 80 of people that have a clean car have a car cleaning yeah car clean in other areas

of their life and if it's a junky car then statistics will show you like that I can see it but shut the [ __ ] up

nobody driving New York dog I ain't really gonna rent to you yet let me see you walk outside

okay so that's whether or not they're clean what about he said like you could tell if they can if they're gonna pay

their rent or not pay that right it don't just mean clean if the car is a

hoopty it's habitual like so if you if they say that if you if you see

somebody's car how you keep your cars how you keep your house and if you keep your house in your car like that then you just a junkie like your life not in

order your life not straight that story would never work in like that would

never fly in LA because [ __ ] are driving around in Porsches and [ __ ] like that and they are couch surfing

like they are looking for the lick to get in for the one no no but they're looking for the lick to get in for that

one month and then they stop playing oh my God it is an epidemic in in Cali

really oh my God I knew this one guy who he did it all the time and he banked on having nine months in each location

you want to know what he did this guy he'd get in like he's somehow doctored

like his like credit reports and stuff like that so that it looked like he had like a 780 credit rating and he had all

this money in the bank and stuff like that he'd get in there pay the first time he paid the first he paid the first month then he started to shove rocks

down the um the toilet like into the septic systems and stuff like that yes

nothing he would just sabotage the place and yeah but he be but it was houses in

the Hills like how I was like listen I would love to do a renters from Hell segment but I think I would be breaking

the law but boy putting rocks in the toilet yeah well this guy ended up dying in jail so

you know like a big joke of that one quick

gotta protect the renters protect the renters shout out to y'all out there all

right what's up with y'all come on what whatever y'all want wherever y'all want however y'all want pause what's up

what's up how you feeling yeah man WWE man I am back yeah my back my back is

all right you know no that [ __ ] slam my back hurts my back hurts but you know no

that's my favorite part of this skit when something happens that you know is real like that we watched that and I was

like he's not acting that part hurt like that that fall was painful yeah but you know if you don't know what we're

talking about a good brother flip went and did did some work with WWE yes sir

uh left the Pod early got a lot of content in over there he's a big fan of WWE so we were all proud and happy for

him shout out to y'all though shout out shout out to y'all for uh you know the jbn for putting it all together for

allowing me to leave and do that man absolutely I should have never let me in the door [ __ ] I'm

I don't like the fact that you got control like that I don't like that that [ __ ] they got [ __ ] bald as me but I gotta Shout

out shout you out I'm also making [ __ ] why do you look at that like that like you're in trouble I was so happy for you

I know you wasn't hurt for real like that's your for me I think that's your natural element yeah and I appreciate it

over here over here you like yeah I mean but I appreciate that I I definitely

appreciate that and that [ __ ] was dope for real and that dude was a big dude Paul yes yes yes yes yes yes the WWE why

do you think that taking your shirt off is like the go-to why do you think that's true that's a signature that's

his ad-lib that almost got him [ __ ] up at least nine different things we're

growing up in the hood but it's not until they take their shirt

off a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's going crazy it always happened

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Music] I mean once I really get in the door

Peace it was fun remember that year we had that's my man good times

serious

nah I apologize to y'all for sure it looks aggressive on the playback no it felt on the playback when I grabbed it

and did the thing it looked aggressive and I apologize thank you it was well I'm sorry

y'all I felt bad let me honestly I did I felt

bad you judged me earlier because you know I gave Joe a hug and I said his skin was hot

because I was concerned about our brother's skin uh temperature

that was a little flagrant to you see okay I see the thing well no listen

but he's got some hot skin Paws

it's not no I don't understand it was a facial the last few podcasts y'all I've

been I pay attention the last few parts flip has been painting me out to need like an ambulance

he wants I can't figure out his play but there's a play I'm dead worried about

him though for real he'll be doing some [ __ ] like this he'll be regular just stay

home I've seen a lot of docs you know the docks really like they secretly like making someone sick a little bit poisoning by proxy there you go flip

might be setting you up bro I'm pointing a joke

when he sit there he like this that's true and it never happened before she

said oh yeah do not put that [ __ ] on me no I love y'all and thank you for your

concern I appreciate it okay we'll talk about it later thank you so much for publicizing what could be a health

potential Health scare awkward [Music]

You're gonna laugh we don't know what to say I said because what really is

something I want to go through it like privately I don't want the people on my dick okay

what's your name Joe hasn't had a salad in nine meals or

Joe has an Instagram for all the food another option

I say anything on YouTube cooking brains I'm sorry what like monkey brains I

didn't rewind the clip to see what the animal was by the time I realized he was

cooking brains and by the end of it he seasoned that [ __ ] that [ __ ] was looking like a guy he put some cheese on it

he put a toothpick in it and that [ __ ] looked like some type of stir fry hors

d'oeuvre

ASMR sort of why is it so popular that's freaking I don't know it's weird really big

Community oh it is really big salute to the moment huge is that eat shaming eat

shaming is it something they get a lot of view like 14 million 17 million

billions of people yeah I see them get like a seafood boil and [ __ ] but do you think that the sound of

it what do you think it is like does it make you feel relaxed no I feel like when people eat in a microphone it's the

most infuriating sound in the entire world to me I don't like the sound I think the sound was disgusting yeah

dudes the dudes that go and put their foot in the secret hole the secret hole parties I'm sorry

yeah well you put your foot through the hole and she do some [ __ ] and then you sit there and come

before it's not on YouTube My Brother YouTube

Freak No that's white no how do you know about that yeah you know

you sick I'm asking him I never heard of that like will you get that never hurt himself

right on 37th if it's still here okay

he be doing some other [ __ ] yo I don't do a thing I know some women like you

know some women which is why and like you know some women like you know some women I don't know anybody that do that

you know how short he just starts talking out out loud just like oh I

don't want to go to work but it's the easiest way in the world like for money for money off the street it's right here

since we're in the area to do come they put their foot in the hole that [ __ ] Robbie do some [ __ ] they don't see me I

don't see them they pay x amount of dollars I said wait for how many hours you do this he says as long as I want or

as little as I want so I could really be out of there in a matter of three hours I can meet back with you I was like you

Whispering what did you say somebody that we know I know it's people who did that too no I know I didn't know nothing

about it girl when I'm cool you all will agree with me no I didn't

know nothing about no dude let nobody do nothing to their feet we know a girl all of us in the room y'all might not know

that she does this but she used to go to a spot in New York and she puts her foot like on a thing that's what I'm saying I

know that you know this [ __ ] girl yeah but I didn't know no dude who the [ __ ] did you think was putting

something in the whole issue the girl was letting men look at her feet through the glass and the [ __ ] would jerk off

watching her feet seriously

uh listen wherever y'all want to go I'm here wherever you're wherever y'all

would like to begin what's the degrees what's important what's not important music I'm gonna do some music [ __ ] there's some music [ __ ] out there a

couple music [ __ ] I'll do it if there's music let's do it Uzi God is number one officially hey hey big OG of course he

did some people are not too happy with it why

um because the album isn't like a rap rap album or you know what

he's doing on there is his alternative alternative experimenting [ __ ] it is still right

just wrap it in a different way yeah but so a lot of some well not a lot but some people are upset because to see that be

the album to be the first number one of the year that's it of course of course it's he put out a better

project I could argue this but it wouldn't make for the greatest part that's all you could argue four

[ __ ] rap album I don't want to sound backpackery if a guy comes and says hey I'm

influenced by rock and roll my Inspirations come from rock and roll

uh I exhibit all of the rock and roll fashion and hair and dress all that

stuff the tattoos the Satan type of satanic

that I'm I'm that's not my hair expertise so I'm gonna speak on it but if you exhibit all of those things and

then your music is country just that

what about the RAP Community says this is a rapper outside of the framing

outside him being signed with drama Rock Nations

we had this talk with uh I wanna rock and I'm saying this in closing we had

this talk with I wanna rock where I was shocked that there was even a line in it but y'all found it for me and you're

always like up it's rap and I mean technically maybe you're right but I'm not gonna totally dismiss the people

that have a contrasting point okay they definitely have a this is I could see I

could see why the concern is still there that this is the rap album that went number one I just think it's a [ __ ]

Hill to die in one because Lil uzi's brand in business is big enough to where he could fart and some shit's gonna go number one Travis is coming he's going

number one it says more about the field than it says about Uzi that's what I was thinking like like ain't nobody who

dropped yeah someone else for potential not saying who drop but who dropped for potential to be number one

dog gonna list is pretty short dirt Gunner

which most of them came in at two okay so you made it up there

you know what I'm saying it's not like there was nobody in the top ten or nothing like that like y'all made it up there you just went up against somebody

um Morgan Wallen country was in if Gunner was in good standing with the label they'd have bought the copies to make him go no more

he was that close um

good point I think I don't I think it's just all

starting to be um just it's No Boundaries you hear what

I'm saying like he's just an artist and he can explore over here he can explore there over the weekend I went to um I

don't know if y'all don't know what he is uh this artist Kane Brown Here country artist but he black familiar with that yeah right he's done um

halftime [ __ ] maybe he's Super Bowl a lot of his Cadence and all that [ __ ] is hip-hop that's super well but a young

black dude he a country star he does over 808 oh it was uh New Year's Eve I think he was on it sounds like he's over

here where was that at in Philly okay yo like he not traditional weights in there

and [ __ ] like it's running around I heard his name tattooed out Rolly on go uh

his images hip-hop too yeah like yo he young black kid from he biracial from

Georgia but I think music is just starting to go different over here over here over here over here classified soon

yeah it's not really a it's just a it's not really a genre I've had some OG's telling me to uh that we shouldn't hate

on something that is borderline hip-hop and call it not hip-hop because that stops the genre from growing and it says

progressing that's true

which direction if they if they're mixing it up I'm with you yeah

if the evolution of it because I'm all for some of the younger kids evolving it

true I don't I don't believe the evolution of hip-hop to be Rock inspired

I agree with that I believe hip-hop to be Rock inspired but where we're going now we are who we are like

but a lot of people say rock is hip-hop inspired a lot of people say it's the reverse no

they'll say you'll look at any music and it's all hip-hop inspiring rock and roll that's what they say so hip-hop roll

came first yeah rock and roll came first yes if you want to say modern rock and roll

is hip-hop influence yeah that's when do rock and roll get here late 40s early 50s as far as like

mainstream mainstream level yeah okay

but I'm not going to change it yeah no no I I think that people's fear is that because it's hip-hop it's ours that when

it starts to leak over we run the risk of losing it we do run that's the part that people

don't understand we've been I disagree one [ __ ] get watered down no different hands no see and that's weird that right

there is where the fight lies and what Isis saying versus what I'm thinking in

my head like and that's my problem with the uzi talk Uzi

oh Uzi can't be the future of or he can be the future of hip-hop but he said

repeatedly out of his mouth that he don't [ __ ] with none of this [ __ ] and I'm over here I get this from there he's

pulling from there and it sounds like that I think Hip-hop is flying enough today itself to be able to manifest some

new flasher we've never seen not a [ __ ] that's dressed in Punk Rock Club we've we've seen it that's all I'm not trying

to take away from him if that's what it sounds like because congratulations and awesome but yeah I would like to hear

this second project that's coming since you say this is more rap inspired he wouldn't even be able to say that

publicly with no with no backlash if there wasn't Merit in the conversation you got to remember earlier when I was

growing and then they call it experimental it's almost a slap in the face when when I was not experimental you took years to do this exactly when I

was in that experiment my bad flip go ahead when I was in high school growing up pop was popping country was country

was going out but it was pop that was in control of the charts right and now hip-hop has come so far that pop music

even though he got his own like it's not really I don't really hate about pop that much because hip-hop is pop yeah

because hip-hop is pop right it's about keeping this authenticity we don't mind

bringing things from here in there but if you have Uzi as the face of hip-hop

right or number one and he's saying all this stuff it kind of changes the dynamic a little bit to the people

that's coming up it kind of erases the history because these little [ __ ] is not interested in history I was one of them I wasn't

interested in history until I came up here and learned a lot of [ __ ] what's the answer with all them old [ __ ] I disrespect I wasn't and then when I

learned I realized and I and and I got more in tune I realized the power

you know the work that they put in to get us where we at today I feel like if we get more washed or washed down I feel

like it may be lost so Titanic [ __ ] listen congratulations to Uzi nonetheless for sure

um what else we got music um Travis like you said Travis is coming

I personally can't wait for this one um I'm saying I'm excited same don't try to isolate yourself me too no no there's

people out there that still try to attach you know AstroWorld to yeah which

I understand that I'm I'm looking forward to them people died yeah that's what I said I understand that people

died rest in peace rest in peace those people rest in peace I'm still looking forward

to new track I'm always looking forward to new Travis music because he is one of those people I just love a killer with slaps though he didn't kill anybody I

didn't say I didn't say he did you said I said you love a killer with slaps well speaking of which young Von's album is

coming next week oh my God excuse me Jesus but hey kill a little slaps

could you just say that his album is coming they dropping a new album called grandson I

but I wasn't talking about that one of my goals is to take this product

and sell it yeah and put it in front of some people yeah the statement that

started that was ice loves the killer with slaps yes or no yeah we wouldn't be here

I was talking about traffic damn it all right so back to Travis Scott Travis

Scott yeah Utopia is dropping and he announced a show which is being live streamed across the world that is taking

place in front of the pyramids in Egypt oh [ __ ] yeah I was like whoa

hold on now did he give it did you participate a date with Egypt please

we got permission

that's not how AstroWorld happened talk about it well yeah now I have a videos

by people just pulling up by people ignoring ordinances and permits by

people not having the right amount of Staffing and security or this amount of people at a venue that shouldn't have

this amount of people okay now y'all just oh I'm sure they followed the pyramid rules no okay listen

um I think he followed the pyramid rules too I saw the mummy mad space in the desert it's massive

all you [ __ ] hey if they didn't have the waters

he's performing the the new album okay on July 28th

and and from the pyramids and he's and people are being invited tickets are

sold people will be invited to the pyramid purchase tickets like they sold tickets

wait all right is he responsible for any climbers

please

the desert [ __ ] be out there I'm sorry

I don't know what he building I know I'm gonna be on the live stream I'm not going to Egypt okay good I'll be watching a lot I'm gonna watch so he

will have proper Staffing at the pyramid I'm I'm assuming hey they're gonna be out there

Travis and [ __ ] start climbing that pyramid

the [ __ ] slipping fall off that pyramid they're gonna really think you're

Illuminati son stop oh [ __ ] can you imagine yeah I watched it no I'm real

quick I watched the movie called The Sushi okay

[Music]

this old guy he found some gold and he had to get it to the bank which is a million miles away and this is in the

Vietnam time but anyway he had a horse horse was riding out with him but then in like stage four it was stage four was

landmines Cecil sisu I'm sorry okay stage four was land mines look at that

horse the horse just blew up they showed it

brains meat pizza Vibes this [ __ ] survived [ __ ] each other they hung him

he survived the horse came and got him no that was longer

they made them stay underwater for like an hour hour or two I see a superhero or

some [ __ ] he's like some Navy six seal the illest dude in the world when the dudes was trying to kill him they made

the call to find out because they took his dog tag they take it who is he so he's still his Black Ops everybody

trying to kill he wouldn't die leave him alone turn around of course the guy says Nah keep going all right

would live live uh so Travis Scott is going to the

pyramids y'all are cool with this activity can't wait to hear the slaps

they bringing the uh the hot the router

they're bringing the hot spots to live stream from the pyramid okay yeah

they did not put that date out the Billboards he put up you know they like to do little Clues and [ __ ] it's like

watches in the clues and everything is pointing to 721 on the Billboards so people are assuming that it's actually

coming out the 21st of July but he hasn't dropped the date yet got it he's

doing rolling loud the 22nd and Roland loud is now promoting that is a special performance by him at rolling loud so

people are now thinking oh he's going to Premiere uh perform the album there which would be a day after it drops but

they being secretive with the actual album date and they can because Travis Scott also has five different bundle

packages set up so that each sale counts as a purchase that was mainly bundles

are back in oh yeah he went crazy bundles are back and he is adhering to

every one of those

five different t-shirts like they have to be individualized bundles for them to

count as and he they're doing that and that costs that costs bruh he's broadcasting from

nowhere ain't a Wi-Fi station in sight and that

costs agent is not

in front of the pyramid the pyramid is right there right by um

wait the pyramids is by Starbucks

right next to the big city we really cleaned up this place yeah but I don't

know how close it is it's close it's very close you can see it from like hotels like a lot of people

if anybody have a very good friend that's Egyptian and he was just tell me about the same recently so you didn't

see it yourselves no I didn't no oh yeah New York Egyptian when he been back he

goes back I'm talking [ __ ] yo you've ever you ever been I have not been nope but I have a

very good friend from Egypt just talking to them yesterday it's gonna be like

41 degrees Celsius around the time that you say it'll speak Celsius oh okay

um what does that translate to maybe like 120 degrees [ __ ] I don't think it's that much but

maybe it might be 105 105 105 my bad yeah 105. where's my Apple which one

it's gonna be hot what's she saying

I don't know why we don't use metric today that's a whole different conversation

it makes no sense we're the only ones yeah everywhere else does okay so hold

on the pyramid of Jesus about 11 miles Southwest downtown Cairo

it's not close yeah it said uh Giza Plateau was open from 8 A.M to 4 P.M in

public transportation is not available at walking distance so camel it's best to drive a hell of a taxi or bus or a

camel yeah okay good luck we can't move about them pyramids good luck let's just walk

let's just walk 11 miles I know one thing this this is the one event everybody

better be safe at in fact as well yeah it's very hot there let somebody pass

out from heat exhaustion or some [ __ ] well if it's during the nighttime it gets very cold right yes yeah like super

cold so it might be you know a lot I know the desert it'd be cold at night

is it hot during the day you know a lot about Egypt my man I just know what happens at night

interesting Parts

it's to the point I don't know what's flagpable not flag

no he can't say that no yeah write that down you can't say that no oh man they'll flag you for real that's an

album yeah no y'all don't care I got to pick you up regardless

[Music] oh [ __ ] can you imagine going to watch a

joke and you see all of the next videos man relax

[Music] I too I'm excited to hear the album I

think he will over deliver and yeah I think it's gonna be fine he I don't listen to him but he always

delivers yes yes it's not one time that he had a mediocre album nope wow wow no

yeah not even a mixtape

nothing's been made yeah and then and then he met Don's Oliver

word and Mike that's important yeah yeah that's important

so hey Travis was so dope that Kanye tried to take a little bit of that tried huh

do you worked successful tried it wasn't the same Jesus wasn't

the same as Travis tribe wasn't the same [ __ ] definitely took some of that Travis look at that

plugin yeah but Travis is I want to go check it

out and then also post Malone's dropping yes I read that it was the same day but if the uh we don't know if the date post

Malone is definitely the 28th yeah he's put that date out months ago though

we'll see I mean that's probably bundles involved as well so let me ask you

in your you guys post Malone is what

genre um hip-hop alternative hip-hop yeah not not terribly different from Uzi

honestly that's a good question a very good question nobody calls post Malone a rapper they

don't a lot of people do Coke even yeah they do call them a rapper but they call Post Malone rapper and singer

post Malone is referred to as a rapper though well that's because he had the white Iverson you idiots yes was it Bob

right yeah okay yeah we'll be saying all over that I think we

had a big fight about this on this podcast before but by white Iverson know about post Malone is hip-hop or not

what's I was on I think you were on this I was caping right I think he is

I do but no he's it's it's just new when I

met him sing song hip-hop they told me he was going to stink [ __ ] was a great guy

what they told me versus what I meant like stink stink isn't yeah there's

gonna be some beer pong aluminum missing stink country dirty I met that [ __ ] I

hate when people tell me about people they said all that [ __ ] it's like Joe I know you're gonna want to get the [ __ ] away from him so he's got pressure this

time you got it at this time you trust me hey I went out there for the sweetest Soul Man sweetest could be smelled great

offering off for me a drink I asked about my family my mental health I know

everything the exact opposite of what everything opposite of what this is oh wow you got me bud fan of you okay then

you heard no because I wasn't a fan of none of the slaps there was no Hollywood uh bleeding at that point so before then

this is when he's working around if he got pressed with me then he's working around so yeah then I heard all that [ __ ] like

oh what why would you [ __ ] do a press with me [ __ ] you are out of here no

because rap is an entry point that's all it's all it is so they don't trick me

with what what's in the bio it has to stay there because you'll lose us yeah but what you go on to become

totally totally totally different but I like the uzi impulse comparison you just did I got it and Travis

a lot of them stop why you say that what's the difference for you

Travis did not do a return to the Mac cover on stage at HBO in cowboy boots

okay okay Uzi and post lean into that

[ __ ] yeah Travis is still a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I don't know it's kind of like I'm

talking about his live show the way that he turns up live and presents it live it's mosh Pig Rockstar it's rock star

[ __ ] bro have y'all ever been to a Travis show I did what is Rockstar outside of dimash

the rain the music bro like I'm I've been to

multiple Travis shows because y'all say damn it I can't even hear it yeah but that's why I want to know what's going

to be careful with how we classify things because with y'all call Rock I sometimes look at as trans

oh yeah okay that we're going to do another topic yeah

it should be it's rock influenced to a degree heavily Travis yes I don't hear in Travis which

all here in posting like you don't bear when Mike Dean is ripping while guitar solos on this [ __ ] like that's That's

Mike Dean yeah they don't I don't hear how he's doing it in a rock way all the Travis beats

sound like they start at hip hop so just post below not to me no no not to me the

drum program of that is very hip-hop I'm talking about how his record begins a

lot of post [ __ ] don't sound like you're it starts off hip hop at all and the same with Uzi for me Travis Scott I'm

getting a heartbeat at the start in the middle he might switch to some other hard [ __ ] at the end it's just all right

on the Spectrum Travis is more towards the hip-hop side but I think he's still in the conversation of alternative kind

of Travis's alternative edmish almost that's what I meant by uh Chinese yeah

where the other words [ __ ] that's

what else what else is in music I think that's it for music yeah that's

it so let me see if I had anything in music okay well yeah I'm at the pyramids though in

the meantime well the new trend in music is also throwing [ __ ] at artists on the stage you know well that's true Drake

just got a 38 double d bra thrown out well that's he seemed okay with that that's Timeless yeah

okay yeah phones and water bottles that's [ __ ] up that's a probably your

phone is real [ __ ] up I don't get it what are you talking about

what I'm paying to make an interactive experience

oh that little gel they got underneath there around you up there dodging and dancing around

you might say a little something to Mike about me yeah everybody ain't gonna respond like Bad Bunny did I still think

he should have got arrested for that [ __ ] he did he threw that phone yeah you can't do that mad phones every celebrity

wants to do that you can't do that well he threw the phone back but no they threw it off the bridge

yeah so I just did that too

that was the fastest smackness wow

[Laughter]

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y'all better leave these internet kids alone oh

yeah well anyway [ __ ] y'all are funny today damn it it's Britney [ __ ]

no he ain't even bad not

oh [ __ ] that was Ill she was at a restaurant

so everything is fine we just pushed her arm into herself

all right what

[Music] all right order in the Box holy [ __ ] wow

you'll be telling that [ __ ] to the wall maybe I'll be spinning you around turn around turn around buddy yeah I know

yeah I know I know she did we know you got

everything out your pockets anything sharp Pikachu songs

that's crazy um [ __ ] was waiting for me on River Road and you close the topic

[Music] uh more music uh Le'Veon Bell

hmm is complaining in some tweets or threads or I can't tell the difference what it

is but he's complaining that he gave money bag yo some brown bag money for a

verse and the verse that he got back was trash according to him

and somebody else right uh starting for Vegas another uh rapper yeah I don't know that young man but yeah he gave

both of them money some brown bag money and got some trash back and went on a little rant about him and he

said I'm not taking no trash from nobody and putting it out uh just because your name's attached to

it unless you are Drake Rihanna and sza he said so he said this song will

probably never see the light of day and that's that on that

rappers have been getting over on these rich celebrities since the beginning of

the time listen man

I'ma do it you did that before I'm gonna tell you all the truth uh here we go oh

I'm here to help we're tired Joe I'm here to I'm here I'm here to tell you all the truth today

I'm here to [ __ ] break all types of rapper codes

alienate my brotherhood but I'm retired man so [ __ ] the [ __ ] talking about

cottage industry basically I'm gonna tell you all the truth what's that

it's a phrase it's basically about like an unknown kind of like funneling of in

of money from one yeah okay go ahead that really people don't kind of know about why you ain't flexing all your

[ __ ] yeah sometimes yeah you don't play but I'm waiting I'm gonna

tell y'all the truth out there because I'm retired and it affects me not in the least bit and I also was complicit for

very very very many years I've also been complicit in these facts

big time 90 95 of rappers are complicit in this

yo as are there Engineers producers DJs yeah yeah managers it's a it's all it's

a whole what's the word it's the whole operation it's a cottage industry it's a cottage

industry with the funnels

all of the brown bag money versus are trash

you don't need to write about it you don't need to tell the person we know we're giving you trash on

purpose we are trying our best to give you some trash

and if you get something that wasn't trash it was a mistake you got lucky

that's just because that person just happened to be in that Groove at that moment most times if that person thinks

of some fire in your brown bag session we're gonna store that fire to the side

like smart businessmen and give you the worst rhyme we could

possibly think of all within a matter of 20 minutes well hold on you gotta dress

up you got to give it one or two little kind of dopish lines it's not all trash you got to throw something in there so

they think that you went in it's your adult trash though yeah yeah just sent it back you're not giving them

nothing that that'll get an ooh on on on your album run that back run that back yeah you're not giving them running back

yeah now I don't want none of y'all out there to take that person it has nothing to do with the artist a lot of times y'all be good guys y'all be good people

just trying to get y'all [ __ ] off but the artist knows that you don't have the

capability to get this heard by the people that listen to him most times

they hoping that their fan base never hears the sharks ever and they probably

won't and they probably won't because working records costs money you done paid me

2500 five grand 7 510 Grand 15 grand 20 grand 30 grand sometimes on shout out to

sell you out in Boston my people held me down for years just goes right and brown back [ __ ] oh so happy when you can give

the work to somebody else yeah say this sell up say this see how it works but

yeah we don't mean to give y'all nothing good so don't act surprised to my brotherhood that I alienated by exposing

our industry I'm sorry and see the other side especially today when they get them Brown Bag verses they also think they

get your promo with it they don't know how it works they don't no they don't they think because I paid you for the

verse when I do put this out and tag you and all it is you're supposed to now

oh I was the king of that one oh yo can you Tweet now laughs

yo give me the Instagram now later on I started to get cool with yo can we take a picture at the session

yeah come on let's take you take a picture of the session are they um paying asking price oh no so if it

was asking price prices are different seven [ __ ] say yo depending on who paying two seven [ __ ] Le'Veon Bells

same as homeboy from yeah Le'Veon Bell okay more than asking price I but I get

it so it don't matter on the money

he can still give you some trash Brown Bag means kept from the powers that be

from the labels from the managers straight into your pocket this is from artists to artist you to me tax free

I'll do what I want with this so yeah you're getting some trash and you're gonna give me some [ __ ] yeah

unless they [ __ ] with you unless they [ __ ] with you like if you got some heat I've seen that happen where they

actually come in with some heat and they're like oh [ __ ] I could actually probably write something to this but also brown bag right is it like [ __ ]

that's not really known in hip-hop usually not necessarily right because like when you think about people giving

verses man we talk about this the other day how Wayne did 71 features or 100 features you didn't give nobody the

trash first you know my trash well Wayne is a totally different monster

Wayne couldn't Wayne was never in that point where he could give somebody trash he was also not really all the features

were usually with someone reputable yeah okay guys a lot of them were I don't

think we ain't giving by any Trash though right Joe you know like but if you're doing a track with someone that's dope you're probably gonna step your

[ __ ] up a little bit but if you're giving it to some somebody that knows really ever going to hear but they said like Wayne would just do a verse for

anybody damn near to ask them at one point like be able to anybody's with a little action let's not go right to the

Wayne's yeah because that's an anomaly in the situation because he probably is not brown bag for him like if he show up

it's the solid yeah now and you still got to get this cleared you still okay he's too big to

brown bag and you put it out you can't gotcha and that's the other

thing some of my time you take the Brown Bag money knowing you sign somewhere that's not going to clear it so you just

get them to step on it yo if you ever hear this anywhere tell them no you can't I don't have rice tomorrow Dirk

mentions that on the record he said he used to do that to people you pay me for the future but we want clear the verse

that's pretty foul you're stealing I mean

we had to go through that with our uh Wayne verse Wayne was like yo do what you want for the free left toy to do it

got it done but that ain't got nothing to do with management the business side yeah

Wayne could say you want a universe all you want if they saying yo we imma need 300 or whatever they say then you just

have the mercy up [ __ ] my one game verse I got in my

career that I [ __ ] have erased from my memory just one section but that one game verse I got that was brown bag

money that was brown bag money the [ __ ] are like I'll put something right on top of that

yeah you got I got this for you but he he won a lot

oh no no no no no that's oh yeah no no he won game 100. your game

100 game 100. and I need 25. I was living like a crackhead 35. I was

living like breakfast I put a little sauce on it listen

hey that's that was your uh negotiating fee yeah consultant no I had a lot of bad years I did

there you go sorry bro it's growth it's crazy but yeah especially when someone

like Rich someone who's rich who really don't I'm not gonna say belong but like

they're looking at you like you just trying to pay your way into the game we're gonna attack you and that's what

they do we another football player who ran and got a bunch of features and you

can hear from these features these dudes melt this and these records ain't even come out most of them when I heard them

I'm like oh yeah I see they got you they got you they just said the MP3 over there

to the session send it to them just like this you can't

even mix this [ __ ] improperly mix it no it sounds great like this send it to him just like

well because that that that there's a whole different thing they'll take a [ __ ] and [ __ ] it all up put it off me

put it wherever chop your [ __ ] up like nah put it in there it depends on it

that's when I used to get parks in on the scam you want me to mix it I'll mix the trash

no doubt Le'Veon Bell enjoy your record do we do we know any

stories of somebody getting a trash version going back and getting a better verse because they was just a a [ __ ]

that might have been respected [ __ ] uh Jadakiss just was on TV and said Kodak told him write his verse over he said he

was like oh all right like yo he was like it ain't never happened he was like

and he said it was like a Sentimental song about their mothers and he asked him yo rewrite yourself because he came

in wrapped him just like regular kiss [ __ ] I'm not the first and I'm like getting a

trash verse and then getting some Weber knitty type [ __ ] going back to the studio

we need to do I never heard a story like that I'm trying I'm trying to think it had to be something similar to that

right box I'm sure it's probably happened I I don't know if I ever experienced it firsthand I wonder if it

happened with Prodigy in him I heard the story about Prodigy I wouldn't be surprised doing some [ __ ] he ain't do it and then they want him to do it rest in

peace Prodigy rest in peace my brother yeah imma find out rest in peace Prodigy so I could tell the story properly but I

heard something like that like did the verse over on another record or some [ __ ] like that I'll make that

happen oh yeah that [ __ ] man there's also a whole scam for a while where people were somehow getting a hold of

people's acapellas I don't know if it was the engineer or ex-engineer or something and they were selling off versus like features aware yeah

he was a lot of dirty [ __ ] I'ma watch you ball I've been around for a while I've seen it I've seen all the tricks no

I never did that oh but I've seen it happen I've definitely seen people give this person a verse and then you hear that

same verse or most of that verse over here on this record definitely happen

I guess the Brown Bag doesn't protect you from anything well that's the problem that's the whole thing if you go through the label the label

clear it you have but not only that like somebody giving you a trash verse but giving it to somebody same trash verse

to somebody else who paid another brown bag for it I don't remember the stories before

somebody's coming to see you yeah you get your brown ass yeah because that brown bag money is coming from you

yeah right that brown bag most of the time when you give someone the trash verse from the brown bag they

don't know or care that's a less great verse was that a true life story yeah

they'd be so they're excited happy that ain't enough for nothing usually the guy the guys the dope rappers their trash is

way better than that's true I don't want seriousness because my trash it would be a bunch of times I was

finished like damn that [ __ ] don't sound too bad mm-hmm well some of them versus pop up today

still listening okay get him a little bit but why weren't you motivated to

give it fire because it just didn't make sense to give somebody else a fire

a rapper will back then not today but a rapper was asked to rap

you needed all five for you I didn't play like that I don't know uh

and a lot of them little brown bag runs that's what I was gonna get killed like where are we going you know oh yeah when

you go to their Studio oh yeah yeah what the [ __ ] this stupid [ __ ] yo stupid ass

oh my God that there used to be some maybe somewhere you didn't want to be really but look you wasn't that type of

rapper some of them [ __ ] like now when you get to they City it ain't just going to this we gotta go to the hood you got

to go bro you that's what these [ __ ] is doing that's the game you playing now

what they do is they catch you after after the show catch you in the parking lot try to catch you yo you wanna pick

up a bag real quick news feature a lot of people pick tickets

after hours you did you had a host in here this City shuts down at two but we

gotta after he's over here that's over the five and we got a bag for you 2500 for you all right cool you don't know

nothing about over there I've seen that and it's in the worst place where you should not be no this is right yeah and

we're gonna and we're gonna risk Our Lives because that brown bun that brown

bag money oh when it come oh when it comes it is such a blessing

it is such a blessing you was already in town for the strip club picked up a little four grand oh you found some

[ __ ] won a verse for six seven Grand over here oh I'll get out of here real fast go over here got a little 13 Grand

now I'm excited for today oh I'm at the strip club fam I see this [ __ ] on Instagram

yo I'm in such and such City features let's link yep I don't know you

[ __ ] I still see that yeah and then I'm going to your studio I'm doing just being in the hood Studio being a closet

in the closet doggone man one time Corey booked me at some [ __ ] I hate Corey

Corey booked me into some strip club in Chicago I could always tell like

like what time it is at the strip club as a strip club do and this was a nice strip club packed in

this pack and them [ __ ] paid me some money

and that's that deal with it [Music] and I didn't throw a thing

I needed my money if I'm here the dude I needed it's

business [ __ ] I need this money it was so nice and sweetness and it was some

girls in there he said you want me to bring her anybody you want I could bring three and I could pick four in just like now

it's cool but you got to be careful because the town can feel offended yeah the house

can feel offended now the resident Street [ __ ] where you came and didn't

you got money from the town and didn't support the town that's what I know it just started coming in and it's like true that'll be your last time in this

town you won't be at another strip club in Chicago south of Chicago too Chicago

I had a great time in there yeah I did throw a couple dollars but I held most of it I got to go back now that I'm up a

little bit I got to go back and do it right right and look for the same three

we'll be out the game before the GameStop game you ain't lying way out

here this thing's about to be on some AI box oh my god oh is that was that everything

in music let me see let me see what I got here in music I got a question for y'all actually because that's a little

musicy okay it's a little musicy oh this was a good question I had I

wrote down um this is not what I'm gonna talk to you about but I'll just throw it out there anyway hey you get to go to the studio

you get these two people to make a track in the studio with you who do you pick uh

Marvin Gaye and uh what's the girl he always does yes

Rick James and Tina Marie Prince and Rosie games

or Avant and Kiki Marvin Marvin

Prince is close though I'm I'm going Prince first uh Rick James

II Prince Marvin and Tammy man I'm probably

going Rick and Tina first and Prince and Rosie's second yeah my well mine is

flipped because I'm going Tina oh my God the [ __ ] Purple Rain Nation today here

on your ass I only got a Tina though um

don't do that I'm serious don't do that you about to make me mad what what are

you what problem do you have and what I'm saying Rick is Rick yeah you're gonna get the great kids only cousin

Tina I see your Rick with Prince is what I'm saying oh that's true that's what I'm saying

so Tina there's where we get she's different but Rosie had the pen

is could do a lot you know she could off whoever pin your opinion

it's a Marcus uh but no my question to y'all was this

jbp investigates

get some music we'll work on the music part A good friend of the show

of named Jan what's up Jeff Jan is our it's our

for better term uh lack of a better term are UK affiliate okay that sounds fancy

it's been very critical of me and my operation and you guys for years but she

also has a podcast and she's very good at this and she hits me from time to time which

is [ __ ] and she hit me and she said

hey dog she thought she had us hey y'all ain't gonna cover that Michael Rubin party huh see I know what it means

now I'm offended a little after I try to hit it back

so yeah we covered it a little bit future episode that's coming up

so yeah I didn't hear no take I said well I didn't really didn't really have a

take I mean it's a party pool party

no yeah she did it and she went right the [ __ ] me I ain't even gonna say what

you said but she was right we got to investigate this Michael Rubin

party a little bit further y'all don't think it's a little strange what

what help me out the consistency of the A-list celebrities that go there the hugging what other party in the universe

do you see that many of that level A-list people at the same spot at the

same time when tell me and that not even that

careful Joe not only is that not that I don't think nowhere else actually not

even I saw a more party hold and B look a lot more comfortable at Michael Rubin party than they do at

Rock Nation brunch respectfully I'm saying that's their [ __ ] but every time they there it looked like fish in a fish

tank with everybody just you know yeah yeah yeah yeah here though you just don't see that

that's odd well no no you're around a bunch of other billionaires and that's all that's

hearing right Roc Nation there'll be some non-billionaires there no not just that it is July

third I'm not gonna let y'all ideal me out of this one it's July 3rd dog

you're telling me that all of these people are free to just be in the Hamptons yes

[ __ ] you know this is a place to be you got to invite in March not only that private jets just you know I'm with you

we private jetted and we helicoptered yeah but all of these people made it

their business to be here yes why this is the place to be no I'm not buying that I'm with that Michael Rooney give

me something else I'm not buying this is the place Michael rubin's net worth is 11.4

billion dollars okay which explains to me why all of the rapper Entertainer

people want to go and hang out keep going I'm looking for Michael rubin's

fascination with with these rappers yeah I'm in business with a lot of that's not true what is the business no it's not

that bad go ahead oh God I'm sorry like even for example Meek they got the fanatic [ __ ] me gotta put they're

working businesses together the prison reform [ __ ] that they've done yes he does yes he did yeah

and the Press still don't know nothing exactly because I've seen Fanatics and

reforms guilt.com uh like the major shopping

platforms um I just think it's this is my personal take

I don't know Michael Rubin but is it Rue Ben or Ruben Rubin got it right but a

lot of times the the the the the nerdy whites they want to partner up with the

kids at the cool table how old is like a Reuben 50 49 oh I'm saying late 40s early 50s

yo dog imma align with the cool dudes Suge Knight told us I mean Snoop told a

story one time when he said the dude's from um Uber was with Shook and they bagged shook to

come introduce them that's new like you know what I'm saying like dog these dudes be going to see capital I want to

go be around Kevin Durant I just want to be around Kevin Durant I want to be around Nas I want to be around all of

these cool people that I grew up on I was the nerdy dude now I got enough money to to mesh with them and I think

that just that's kind of a surprise down right it is there was the nerd to do with a

lot of money that wanted to be down he got he got what you know what I'm saying that's my take I don't know I think

there's something else that they play it could be but that's my take

it was dudes getting legal money legal money but that once they start

getting the legal money they wanted to pair up with the drug dealers and hang around with the drug effects they wanted

that it was like almost a Fascination you know what you're saying is true so that's why I don't want to all of that's

true but it don't necessarily negate from what I'm where I'm getting at with this so I don't have a reply to that

because it's true and it could exist here dog we didn't see a picture of Tom Brady

and Robert Kraft in the same place for years after after in New Orleans

there's a couple things that's fishy Joe and it's not fishy but Robert Kraft got

caught with the stripper with the young means in Florida yeah imagine what them Yao means look like in

this oh yeah

it's my man right it's my man rob would you have any hypothesized no no no

because I'm not in that well I wouldn't have it off I'm not in that Circle to have a clue

but I want to know like yeah Jay-Z point I just think jmb at the Rock Nation

something is up to like work something is up over there what you think it though all these [ __ ] are popping up

at the Rock nationally just stop just got quieter and quieter not saying

that that's related to this but for this in all of one year to just magically be

the this is the second year but I'm saying you all said we got the invite in March so one party last year's party got

this to be the it A-list helicopter into the Hamptons party for all of these people that we a

lot of them we know for not partying at all that's I had begs for more

that's all that's all I got this is the third one damn damn I'm sorry jbp

investigates now I feel like that [ __ ] Show on Netflix to catch a killer where you watch the whole [ __ ] and at the end the [ __ ] at Large

I hate that I just watched that I hate that Curious Case of whatever her name was Natalie there's no solution to that

I was [ __ ] pissed yeah and y'all didn't tell me how funny that [ __ ] was I tried to tell you that

the father was off his rocker he was crazy right they were all crazy but the father was dramatic why were they

showing his wife's nudes with just a little star over them that [ __ ] was crazy

that's the name of the show that's gotta be revengeful

what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] was I hate shows like that I

was tight I was tight we don't know how old the little girl was we did actually they kind of proved

it they win they win they went to the Ukraine and they found her birth certificate that her mother and they

interviewed her mother they have the most accurate uh track record of writing [ __ ] down over there you was believing

the mother from the rip to me but yes you did say

she did confirm that by the mother's calculation she was all held 19. yeah

six years yeah so she was basically yes so when they had re-aged her in the you

know American court system at the age of they reaged her 22. she really actually

was still a minor yes and then they got her the [ __ ] out the house and left her

which was crazy that was crazy yeah and all the stuff the neighbors were saying well she really tried to kill

them like I don't know or were they trying to kill her I don't know what was going on we never got no

answers this is when you guys should suggest to your audience that they should watch it again you should well it's hard to suggestions there's no

answers

that was the lady that act like she was a child yes or maybe was we don't know

and just just to go back on the microwave and [ __ ] real quick because I did a little bit of looking here okay he's been throwing Super Bowl parties

since 2019. he's been basically growing growing his party out then he bought the

crib out there used all his connections yo now we're having a party at my house so I could see why how you guys that

became that yeah that could become a thing I could see that bro this ain't no overnight [ __ ] nope I've been working doing this

he ain't the first [ __ ] to do some [ __ ] like that [ __ ] I come from Russell uh

Russell Simmons uh Hamptons parties I've been around this [ __ ] God damn yeah it could be I want to recreate that back

before anyone knew Mel they said that they said that you've never been one of

them what Russell Simmons and Russell Simmons um I know he was at the pump shoes you had to be at the pup shoes yo

man the [ __ ] said they haven't seen a party better than that Michael Rubin [ __ ] since puff was like doing because

you know puff used to have the all-white parties Star Island all that before that

yeah they like yo puff had a party where the floor was spinning around and there was a globe that [ __ ] was like some

wild crazy I didn't want to say it because they accused me of [ __ ] dick riding for puff but only he can only he

can do something about this yeah they said that they said yo you lonely puffy you let the white boy come steal your

party they said yeah like dog this ain't

Patty Hill for me to die on but come on somebody go get our [ __ ] back

big ass beautiful house out there I know it's a lot of money you don't say

but it's people there ah forget it that's when I find out something that's why it looks like I'm coming back I

think that's what it looks fun no something funny is going on that chase boat was something funny

Chase Bank boat JP Morgan hold up the submersible

what that one all right I don't have no more music yo Melissa they were sending me um they

were sending me something on um Twitter about you right oh here we did an interview before oh Jesus Christ Melissa

to expound unless you're scared you know what I'm talking about oh God yes or no I I think I might have an idea what is

what is it was it the whole contract in blood okay yeah what's that about Melissa you okay

oh my God it was literally like it was I was using a figure of speech okay no we

don't know yeah oh sure can I plug it in real quick good don't press the plug Melissa I got it that's the plug I like

to plug it in ma'am thank you um they just said accident about this about the devil is not hiding anymore

um and you're gonna do a lot to get there

like sign your name in blood in a contract with the devil that's how I got into so they asked about that mail like

what they've been circulating for like over a decade well so it was just like the flip to bring it right to yourself

it really it really was just like a figure of speech but at that time I was living in L.A

um and I had I'd been I'd had a roommate situation that just went off the [ __ ]

rails and that was just like a you know a very clear you know glimpse into how

much people wanted to be famous got it and that was why I was saying it I was just like yeah you sell your first born

[ __ ] write a contract with the devil in your own blood and [ __ ] like that for fame because I was like I'd seen it I've

been seeing like just so many examples of it so that was why I said it well wow well while we're here

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you always

no but while we're here I'm a little hurt

anybody else gotta pee when I started I'm a little hurt why

you didn't invite me or any of us to the [ __ ] video vixen rally oh that is

fast oh yeah it was lit that's facts that's file thank you thank you for the segue I saw it on you thank you for the

Segway you're so funny okay so I saw you holding some young woman tan for 90

minutes then talking to her that was fine rehashing holy oh [ __ ] you guys don't miss it girl you gotta be careful

girl you watch the whole [ __ ] it's a sick [ __ ] that girl like oh [ __ ] let go get

off of me she's watching man that was cool okay

invite us to the video fixing Hall of Fame rally [Music]

for that yeah no no no no it was the it was this young woman named Bianca Jones

and she's she's just such a sweetheart and so she so

um she'd gone to a couple of hip-hop exhibits you know and she'd noticed that there was absolutely no mention no Trace

no photography nothing about video models and in her opinion like a lot of

other people's opinions we were a huge contributing part of hip-hop and its

success and you know the aesthetic etc etc so she decided that she wanted to put on an exhibit paying homage to us

and absolutely yeah and that was it and she also you know she took iconic

outfits like the outfit that I'm wearing in um and knock yourself out the little tiny top that says Princess and the

jeans with the stars on it um also the dress that um the beautiful girl I'm not sure what her name is she

was a Brazilian model um and excuse me missed the dress with the holes in it you all know who I'm talking about

yeah so she recreated that dress so she's like a seamstress so she recreated some of these outfits it was really dope

she had done all the invitations it was invite only I was literally I was going

to support I went with my one of my best friends Natasha Ellie um who is you know also a very notable

um former video girl and there was there so you only called your friends that were cute enough no no Natasha no

Natasha flew into town flew in yeah yes was her dudes there there was guys there yeah well a video

video guys no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

okay I would say it was a very artsy artsy crowd that's what I'm trying to

say oh it was not listening okay

no it was not ashamed he was over there looking nice too I saw you in the brown joint yeah thank you no I'm not giving

you a calendar looking nice without us me and Natasha went because we were

invited because we were kind of like you know yeah but you could be an attraction kind of so that's two people that could

have had a plus one well no Natasha brought her husband so that was so that was awesome so who was your plus one

maybe she had one and we don't know no I was third Wheeling it with Natasha and her husband because we were going after dinner

it was and you ain't come out without okay I get it got it no and big M4 stand

alone going alone die alone

wow I really I didn't think you saw the video to the video vixen event yes why would

we want to go there all the way wait was this payment because we didn't watch the ABC joint man we watched it

look [ __ ] did watch it this is new this is new I did not know you wanted no I said he watched it did you you said

you watched it I felt like the whole room didn't work you forgot our support I did you definitely didn't watch it

you definitely didn't watch it I had silence before don't do that okay well he was the first one to like this [ __ ]

when you posted it oh okay you and you would know that yeah you'd be checking and [ __ ] like that however I would have

watched it if they let you talk more that's not nice

that's what that tricked me with my friends yeah that's reverse that's that's not reverse you mean the reverse

support I would have but yeah

I'm able to do another one in the near future because it really it was it was nice it was a lot of video evictions there like from back in the days or yeah

um lira's cross was there nice actually it was because I knew a couple that was there yeah lyrics cross was there my girlfriend

um uh um Ivana was there um sincerely came what was shocking was

there was like oh I'm afraid no finish what was shocking what was

shocking you know sincerely

okay you know sincerely I don't know sincerely yeah okay yours truly

us okay we're gonna walk away from that what was what was sad is that there was

like a memorial to two video um Vixens that had passed away and I just found out about it like walking in

the room rest in peace Mia and um Pasha um Pasha was like the lead in hot in

here

so that was uh yeah that was interesting shout out to you yeah sounds like a big M4 man yeah

and he'll fix an awards one of the greatest thank you one of the greatest I would do this [Applause]

and then after that we went to Tatiana's sorry that's a flex I just you know

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it's not music I swear to God you while you get that ready I just want to say last time I went to Tatiana I felt weird

because I [ __ ] made a hit big hissy fit about them not having the sausage in the menu anymore

you they're gonna bring it back it's a seasonal no but as a man you shouldn't

make hissy fists yeah about sausage and did you guys see the glizzies that I put

in the group chat

slide some meat in the center all right enough enough guys

they look like vaginas sorry the jeans what are you what was this Virginia trying to sell this word man come on

okay well do you like bonus holes that's what they call it okay because that's the new thing all right excuse me okay

here I know you were confused about this so health professionals are now being urged to call vaginas bonus holes to

avoid offending trans or non-binary patients nah all right I'm not all right

a [ __ ] enough camera on me

we like [ __ ] vaginas here we like [ __ ] we watch them enough I'm

tired of this I'm sorry Joe beat me up that was fun I'm taking this part right today after this

man the bonuses yeah bro bonus home a bonus hole that is nuts

man all right I pledge everything else and stuff of that I ain't rolling so the dis they have created a definition of

the bonus hole that's true it's an alternative word for the vagina it is important to check which words someone

would prefer to use so when they come into when my gyno

comes in the office they're now going to ask me how would you like me to refer to

that hole right there your bonus oil my bonus hole see and that's why I flip

it's a [ __ ] a bonus home I think I think yeah get the bonus I think this is one of the

main times that men should mute up shut the [ __ ] up I think this is one of the main times where anybody with like a

dick cyst born men you mean bonus Hold Us um individuals I think we should shut up

because they should be the ones outraged I I'm I'm outraged the women should yeah

I'm disgusted I'm [ __ ] disgusted with this [ __ ] a bonus hole this is a bonus

hole life comes out of this bonus hole this pisses me off I agree with you flip

this is is gotten to the point where okay we've crossed the line I refuse to go I'm not going here all right that's

like when you get an extra man in Temple Run it's a bonus it's a bonus yeah

[Laughter] they don't speak on video games just

stop why Temple Run my [ __ ] that's definitely 2009

was it that long ago yes a minute ago yeah it wasn't not that long ago anyway

yeah and uh well how do you feel I like I said I'm outraged I re no one is

referring to my vagine as a bonus hole no and I listen okay and I think that a lot

of my female compatriots they stand with me do not call our vagins a bonus hole

all right check it out real quick so there's a website called Snopes anytime I hear [ __ ] like this I go to Snopes okay what they do is they take these

little internet headlines research them and tell you if it's true or not okay this is not true it's not true it says

right here this is false no entity herbs her health professionals globally to abandon the word vagina for bonus hole

rather one cervical cancer charity in the United Kingdom published a document for medical staff leading cervical

screenings with trans men or non-binary patients in which the terms bonus hole and front hole were listed as

alternatives to the word vagina the document appeared to serve as an educational resource not a policy mandate okay thank God shout out to

[ __ ] snow [Applause]

they break that [ __ ] down and they'll Trace where it came from where it started and how it started to spread and

uh Snopes okay okay I'm gonna put that in my thank God thank God for snowboard

because I sure was ready to pan I was ready to get the pandering you like

being a man yeah you do like being a man but thinking like a woman I don't think I think like a woman I

think I think like a man I'm here to tell you you don't I think what you're trying to say is I

appear to be thinking in feminine way no you think like a woman I want to be real

clear

now let me be clear here no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no no oh my Lord no you don't have mercy all right no you got this I'm not

familiar what did Jonah Hill text his girlfriend oh and why do we care well the conversation started to center

around um the word boundaries okay so right back okay oh God we're

right okay well let me hear it so Jonah Hill um apparently had a problem with uh some

of the posts that his girlfriend had put out there um you know her in a bathing suit her surfing I also want to preface this by

saying that she is a professional Surfer okay um and she didn't just start surfing that he met her she was a surfer

okay I heard this heard this story a million times go ahead and right so um basically she posted some uh text

between the two to basically as a warning to all women saying I just want to be clear with that the that the word

boundary is being used improperly here and this is a manipulative controlling tactic so one of the tweets that or

sorry one of the texts that he said to her plain and simple if you need to Surf

with men uh boundary list inappropriate friendships with men tomorrow to post

pictures of yourself in a bathing suit to post sexual pictures friendships with women who are in unstable places and

from your wild recent past Beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful I am not the right partner

for you if these things bring you to a place of happiness I support it okay there we go no no I want you to read it

but

you know them [ __ ] used to be doing all that wow [ __ ] I hate to do it for you all right

Jonah Hill creep [ __ ] [ __ ] more setting boundaries

he's not setting boundaries I'm on the girls side before we go any further in this just so you all know who saw them

on I'm on the girls side she found two though but we'll talk yeah all right I mean Jonah Hill says after

she said all the posts I've removed from my page he said good start

she don't seem to get it but it's not my place to teach you oh I've said that before [ __ ]

I've made my boundaries clear you refuse to let go of some of them and you've

made that clear and I hope it makes you happy then he send her a little picture of her

surfing she's a Surfers and he said plain and

simple if you need surfing with men

boundaryless inappropriate friendships with the men

to model I hate to post pictures of yourself in a

bathing suit of all the things that's terrible to post-sexual pictures

sluttish [ __ ] shaming yeah friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your

wild recent past Beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful you

[ __ ] all the check marks I am not the right partner for you if these things

bring you to a place of happiness I support it and they will be no hard feelings these are my boundaries for

romantic partnership my boundaries with you based on the ways these actions have

hurt our trust literally just say hello and leave the combo I love how your therapist thinks I

suck I literally am the best boyfriend on Earth and then she replies

you do suck oh my fault I'm sorry I said that I had a couple beers and I'm just

upset feeling like we can't do surf social things without an uncomfortable situation arising that usually feels

like my fault somehow I feel you pull away and then the feeling of being detect uh defective

Creeps in I think I'm not socially intelligent enough to meet your needs as a partner and then I get frustrated and

angry at myself and just want you to rip the Band-Aid off if I'm not good enough for you

in moments of conflict my brain thinks you want to dump me because I'm not good enough for you and you're the goat and

you can do better and you will immediately once you end things with me

he said you're right I am the goat [ __ ]

you said you're right we can't do so surf social things or develop trust

until you consider me and make decisions that give regard to our relationship I've been vulnerable as possible and I'm

telling you I am needing you to step up to the plate here which you can I am

sure of it but these losers don't get your time if you want me the goat

straight up it's consideration I respect your love of Surfing but I respect

myself as well more and your love of Surfing and being in those situations and sheer lack of

awareness are not mutually exclusive this isn't me I have my own issues that

I own if you want marriage and family you can't use the 25 card darling

step up and cut [ __ ] when white people say that they've been busy these people

don't get your time or your kindness at the sacrifice of Minds

and then she says that makes me feel like you're testing me to see if you should keep me around or dump me because there's something

wrong with me like I'm a nerdy dorky unaware naive idiot socially I hear you

to which he says and I quote those are your words

not mine then he sends some more pictures and

says I'm just over explaining myself at this point it's just constant and doesn't reflect

where we're at and where you say you want to be I respect your skill and your surfing or whatever that thingamajiggy

is you do I respect how you want to present yourself uh

I respect that you're hot and beautiful and I respect however you want to live

but I also respect myself and what I'm interested in in my own life and what I led into my heart

and my inner circle so celebrate yourself and your life however you please and shine bright

shine bright like a diamond shine bright but I don't want to have to

deal uh let's see

oh that's it I don't want to have to deal he continues take some accountability and

operate with respect it's that simple because I'm tired of your attitude towards surf culture that can that

contest and that place because I deserve respect period I've been more than

patient and then [ __ ] like this is still here [ __ ] that contest [ __ ] that place

and [ __ ] not respecting me always in every situation within served culture or

you don't get it and you don't get me it's hurtful and unacceptable to me get

it I don't know if you get it or care or

give a [ __ ] about this [ __ ] more than me even after Dr Stern said it loud and

clear you'll talk I mean he goes on white people argue like that works

I guess if you're provoked oh no she did Norman I ever want that from my partner

I reserve that right and I'm open about it let me know we'll respect you either way but these are my boundaries of this romantic relationship thanks I'd love to

know before the premiere though in fact I'm not putting I'm not being I'm not

going to be put in the position of publicly flaunting our love if my boundaries are going to be continued or

going to continue to be disrespected that would be hurtful and triggering for me oh and modeling which is the last

profession I would be with as a partner but LOL what you got a model

must be hard feeling so trapped he says keep taking me for granted gold model

was fulfilling light it's it's a fulfilling life you'll love it love it real depth and substance and

sustainability for relationships but actually I'm done with this convo

ladies and gentlemen Jonah Hill Jonah Hill

[Applause] that [ __ ] sounds he sounds insane now in his defense it sounds like he's

breaking up with her and he's she's putting out the breakup tags that's gonna foul now for context

uh this is old relationship and these are very old texts Jonah Hill just had a

baby with the new love of his life in May welcome the beautiful child to the world

and now the ex-girlfriend is spilling old teeth oh just so everyone is on the

scene all right page which is why I said I'm on the girls side here cause he's a

[ __ ] [ __ ] but I know this move yeah that that changed I noticed it does change a lot

it changes a lot because I was getting ready to come in here and well he's still a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah absolutely he's just controlling but I

mean like [ __ ] he did go get him ugly girl I mean I bet

I was gonna ask what does his current partner do for a living

she don't surf and model I'll tell you that we've seen this a million times from the dude that bags

the stripper mm-hmm met her in the strip club she was working when you met her

yeah bagged her yeah I'm right here she fell for it and then now it's I don't

want you going to that club doing this I don't have any respect for me it is in

front of me we all know the dude we know the dude

it's very much like it's very much I love you you're perfect now change

nice I own you and I want nobody else to see you no more that's what it is and in order for you to reap the

benefits of what comes with me you got to play by my rules and I own you now that's what it is it's that [ __ ] I'd be

accusing like the some of the girly communities are doing but apparently it's the end thing now period where you

take something that has to be respected across the board like boundaries and then you find a way to shove all of your

[ __ ] evil manipulative you're using the word wrong yeah yeah these aren't

boundaries that's not boundaries these aren't boundaries but starters that is not what boundaries is at all

[Music] yeah these are not boundaries I agree

with that what's the boundary a boundary is Intel intolerable

so for him it is then um so but it wasn't when you met me like you know it's usually intolerable

Behavior towards me that's a boundary a boundary is intolerable Behavior

towards me by her being a surfer he feels like he's against it yeah because she he's

talking about her wearing cancer interactions her wearing bathing suits and it's like okay so what do you want

me to wear when I'm surfing no I don't want you to surf at all yeah exactly I want you to have a life outside of me is what he's saying without saying it mine

yeah you you have defied your own boundaries which makes it not a boundary

no equal definition go ahead uh uh anything that marks a

border it's a real or imagined line that marks the edge or limit of something or limit of a subject principle or

relationship would you um yeah I'm sticking to what I'm saying you can't say I don't want to be with

the model if she was a model true you can't say don't surf if she's served you lead me to believe you are

creating new deal breakers and rules and boundaries for yourself but that's what happens in most relationships no a lot

of people yeah what in most relationships guy or girl you meet the individual

and you accept them as they are but as the relationship gets a little more serious you definitely want to

tweak tweak certain things about the individual that you may not find as appealing or that you may think could be

improved upon but he's talking about her profession yeah you know what I mean like he's he's putting he's putting a

strong focus on her actual profession the [ __ ] she did prior to meeting him

and it was her livelihood she made money off the show and this is you know what that sounds like I want you control

I need you to depend on me true that's what it sounds like so that now I can control you that's why I don't like the

boundary conversation in in control conversations that's true because they

are they're different your boundary tells me what you will do in the event that it is crossed you don't have to

keep telling me what I should and shouldn't do as a result of your boundaries that's your [ __ ] if I want to

go to the Surf Club and flick it up with these [ __ ] on the surfboard uh uh then you ain't got to tell me the [ __ ] move

it to Premiere how you want to move it to Premiere true no is that the right thing and and

if the young lady is a model he's using that as leverage it's like yo you're a model I'm Jonah Hill I'm gonna be on the

runway with you you're gonna get notoriety you're gonna get some flicks or some pictures but you just gonna be

my hot trophy chick you ain't gonna explore the modeling career and still be in a relationship with me yeah and

you're demeaning and belittling hurt the whole entire conversation but and what

if she's passionate about modeling then you want to end off with hey uh good luck with that [ __ ] that's not

sustainable for a long time you're taking something that's supposed to be really healthy and making it

really ugly yeah it's a lot of models out here that have sustained my [ __ ]

for a lot of years too yeah look good Jonah Hill too

I literally have to control you with the bread yeah it's like the chick that went and got the 360 all the work done but I

mean you still a fat girl inside of you you don't know how to act like this bad [ __ ] that that you present yourself

fast not sure yeah you're just a bad [ __ ] presenting he got shorty to validate him

and now it's I don't want nobody else to see you it's the trouble bro because I

don't I've never had a lot of athlete [ __ ] do that absolutely them athlete [ __ ] [ __ ] you down man they don't stop

working move across the country all of that should talk about it in order to keep you stop counting yeah name the

ones that do that [ __ ] who'll be doing that [ __ ] is you right

they do it to the strippers yeah they do they do it they stop your money to make you depend on them yep you know what you

do in that case take 22 000 out

once you're married okay but you know it is what it is

um you wanna move back to Dyke man you want to go back to Newark you know there's a bunch of you all in that three

bedroom oh okay well you won't shut up that's what they do that is exactly literally dude they try to control you

with them Jonah Hill ain't gonna be the one that's gonna get it off on me it's gonna be [ __ ] the rock or somebody glamorous [ __ ] it's gonna be an exotic

[ __ ] [ __ ] Jonah Hill in front of them I know I know I know he got it yeah I'm

telling you I'm telling you the way this veget would work Jonah [ __ ] it oh you can I smack the

[ __ ] out of Johnny hope I was a girl wait who are you talking to [ __ ] how many [ __ ] are my boy hey lucky I ain't no girl Jonah Hill turning up on me he

catch him to one get your fat ass out of it before like that so you're saying you didn't believe the Lauren London movie

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some money but Farm seven and I just lost my weight

she probably taller than him she is all that money ain't stopped none of the surf picks I was flicking it up on the

board oh that's the other part with the homie with Todd now that we addressed all of that there is the other part Todd

six one and cut up tanning parlor probably long hair tattoo

oh yeah and you coming in here looking like dumpy Smurf get your ass he definitely didn't want to see surfing

time get your ass out of here yes like I said we addressed all of that the other part is he could have been like all

right you don't want to stop this [ __ ] and

now like you said I don't like her exposing that yeah timing that was fun I

don't think that women I don't think that people should suppose that don't get the breakup text boy that's when [ __ ]

that's what we could tell the truth about things we gotta chill out we gotta

slow down y'all can meet up Newark boy couch that breakup text you know I've been meaning that

and by the way you know what this [ __ ] been building up into me for quite some time you know we could be together if

you change everything about yourself and your mother told me you know for the last nine months I've been noticing oh

oh [ __ ] that's why when I get the long text because I wrote them I know I go I don't

read none of that [ __ ] I'm guessing by the first three words what what the temperament is if you

don't mean me mean me well I'm not reading it I'm not reading that [ __ ] I'm not reading it I will go the rest of my life

are you crazy long text you know when you open the iMessage you can see a little bit of the I could tell from that

oh yeah no I'm cool I'm cool you delete it you just no it's there I'm just not reading this [ __ ] so you get back to it

later on no so why not delete it I don't delete it for what

hmm I don't delete anything on my phone okay

I don't do that [ __ ] I can't play now

well you caught me from some 2016. you read one you read my 2015 Mojo you

scrolled all the way up oh no I'm erasing this old

all the thing is a couple girls doing it to you you see how [ __ ] uh defenseless you are

yo where's the text I raced it why because I like to be clean

all right don't worry about it

yo shake the phone bring it back

oh man yeah nope [ __ ] that [ __ ] boy she still like him though if she posted

it she is cheated no she not a year like year later you said he's got a kid I'm trying to destroy that [ __ ] now yeah

she tight I'm trying to show you you look too happy with that new baby that's what it was I thought she followed that mm-hmm

that's the part that don't really get discussed when they start to foul [ __ ] because you done moved on

would y'all girlfriends accept y'all having an artist a female artist home

girl who draws and paints and makes beautiful Creations but sometimes she

sends y'all pictures of herself like with paint all over her naked no no no no no wait no

just because there's pain order this is just a homegirl yeah not even that

this is this is what you get sent to your inbox did you did you put me in a hypothetical okay

no that ain't gonna fly no my girl let a lot of [ __ ] flop that's not gonna fly

and nudes are not going to fly yeah it is tricky I'm wittish it is tricky

because his art all jokes aside it is all right I ain't art collect at all I was into the party

if I was just an artsy [ __ ] maybe yeah but that you know that ain't my no I'm just saying like you know what you need to be our collected on it won't be hard

yeah but if the paint's on her you can't because you got a family you're an

investor give me some of the lies y'all got off on girls the judges never thought you would get off

I can't say that man damn we can move on I don't care I just freestyling you know

the homie loud work it's just like that works you believe that one oh they don't really believe in it they always double

back the [ __ ] you said that mental Rolodex is real yeah one time in the Myspace days I may have had

somebody I know make a fake page of the girl whose page she thought she caught

me with and respond to the girl my girl like she was the girl wow that

is elaborate yes that's good this guy Colton was a [ __ ]

you want to talk about somebody that was sweating bullets oh man oh my god well

girl because you're a homegirl that's doing this you don't even know how to [ __ ]

type and talk like the chick you would actually [ __ ] she's sounding doofus I like that that's not nah come on [ __ ]

swag that out what are you doing my girl a note as you

other days today shots of growth shout out to fire

escapes you have been caught in the bed yes

yes I have I ain't going to be able to [ __ ] I wouldn't do nothing I was doing something actually just trying to get some sleep here come your girl

interrupting things straight up yeah you'd be exhausted when your girl catch you on that move caught

me [ __ ]

and what what does she do okay you're better with your betty

friends no no no she she got me though I told the story on here that was the chick that went back and cut up everything in the house I forgot she had

the spare key got it guys it went back when I wasn't home it went to work

no not me the the woman has had to leave out of the fire escape yeah

I'm a man you know you know Sean came in there you jumped out in the cold well I

never got caught in a woman's house yeah that's what I've always been a mile I know somebody got caught in their house

and ran out on the ocean Sean come over here it's gonna be a different story you know he got caught in his house by he

had a woman in his house and his woman showed up to his house

apartment like he he went out the fire escape went downstairs and went through somebody else [ __ ] and pulled like he

was outside she came outside got in the car and they left he had to pull it off that way it's a

good one there and it worked I know somebody that did that too yeah remember stupid ass ice at me like yo I just came

by your house such and such over here you might want to do something say [ __ ] what

he was nowhere near he was in another state

I lied to both of y'all and it worked till now like what's the big deal you just let it play out like when he called

you you didn't do nothing about it what could he do he was in another Stadium

out

the cops are on their way you got five minutes meanwhile cops got

me on hold yo it's gonna be at least two hours or something ain't nobody dying right all right we'll get there we'll

call you back the cops are on their way they're gonna have your ass they work

though they got mad at me the girls yeah precision

women just happened to pop up and walk in and I'm like oh [ __ ] hey son

and they mad at me oh that'd have been a good time

y'all doing oh [ __ ]

what the [ __ ] listen Travis Scott is at the pyramid Egypt oh he's gonna go so

crazy that night oh man he's gonna kill it but you don't know

dancing dancing dancing

I don't know what he said or how he said it they got the [ __ ] out of there quick

together were you yelling they got the [ __ ] out of that house I probably wasn't a comments oh got it

yeah he smoked that he had a story about you the other day but I'll tell you it's funny

what can I ask did you believe the story I believe because it's not that it was at a restaurant

they said that um a way that's built some a whole water on

you Joe was mad that I am but I said no why would I hear about that I said they said

a way to spill a wart on you [ __ ] you got the food and you left you ain't even sit down the stage

go bathroom look at Chophouse

but this happened

that's the one so yeah one water and yeah

oh was it water it wasn't water habitat no on a date night uh you back there in

a little booth with the curtain just a it's got some white [ __ ] on

let's go let's head home get out of there all right let's get some doggy bag and he was a cool dude so I'm not you

know him but he leaned over leaned across while trying to do the doggy bag I just

hold Daiquiri on your shirt wiped a bunch of [ __ ] all over my pants on my shirt it's like don't worry about it

okay just go get in the car man my night is over but my name's over it's fine

buddy they asked if you was all right yo if we're talking about pet peeves which we are not

a waiter or a waitress reaching over for your party to do anything drives me up a

wall I hate that why is that though I noticed that [ __ ] been like because when I was younger it

wasn't like that when I was younger now like when I was younger eating at a restaurant they weren't coming while you

were eating to collect empty plates and reach over because in New York but no in New York City yo

[ __ ] is quick quick I'm telling you and now in New York this [ __ ] is so small that they can't really come around you

and play [ __ ] sometimes they gotta lean across you because them [ __ ] is taking place while you before you usually wait

till everybody finish eat to take the plate they're not waiting for that so some of them Spots Don't Be the smallest

they just don't know how to the proper spot to land but you don't mind them so you said you don't mind them taking a

play even if your other party is still eating okay okay clean the table yeah I'm gonna get more annoyed if you don't

clean the table got it big time that's who get this [ __ ] out of here but like especially if you like got the napkin on

the plate like it's very clearly I'm not if you don't clean the table I'm gonna get mad if you don't look over or come

check check on periodically yeah

to get a refill anything anything I'm hot if I got to be doing all of this

I was I was out on Thursday I went to race spot and I'm just trying to get me

another drink and I'm sitting there the girl I see her she talking to her home girl they on

they phone they doing it I'm like yo yo I don't like that yeah I don't like that's New York I don't play that bit

that's not New York you scared me man

I know I'm talking about like you're going down you're going down strip clubs

for sure you go down to the restaurant

me and Joe were just talking about this earlier the places that get popular because of the content creation they

often have the words in bars in the [ __ ] world my wife

took me to the spot in the story of my neighborhood I just saw this place I'll take that let's go there it's like a little Speakeasy vibe

they weren't speaking easy because they feel like they're popular yeah I mean it was beautiful in there super beautiful

but like they blast the music we so popular like you could be mad around the

corner no doubt now get out all right that drives me up a wall it's two like when you look when you're

when your partner has been penetrated by the algorithm and now you end up oh you

lost at The influencer Friendly restaurant the vacation spot in New York

it happens all the time the [ __ ] Sugar Factory oh they make oh like [ __ ] we got a stove

there was a spot in Brooklyn they have a pink tree in the middle I went there it

was pretty pretty nice but then I'm looking in you know they rushing you when you order and they're like give me some give me a

couple of minutes right give me a couple of minutes don't rush no they gotta rush you yeah they gotta rush

I don't give a [ __ ] I wish back for that day to bring in a certain amount of dollars which means every person amount

of time at these days and that [ __ ] that's that's the lowest part of that pink tree get packed I know that's the point

dumb girls with that that little spot uh in Manhattan with the little weed infused food uh y'all ran down there oh

my god listen last year for my birthday in in Mykonos shout out to uh Greece and

my girl but I'm there saying oh this is one of those little influencer friendly

places you know when you leave here you're gonna see 300 people here you see the actual Hotel [ __ ]

filming with the uh drones and cameras and everything is so aesthetically

pleasing and they gonna got the music they gonna edit it right and yeah we're

going to end up here sad that we were so penetrable it really is do

you do you know do you know a restaurant offhand that had the perfect Ambiance

but also the perfect uh staff Chick-fil-A 50 of them you said chick

[ __ ] [ __ ] one of my favorite restaurants you guys

might know this one it's all it's Ambience

sorry no it's not like ambulance

um man why the [ __ ] y'all making fun of me [ __ ] that's him correct me quickly so we can get onto the subject me and you

on a race and you're in second place and I passed you what place am I yeah you're in second place

I'm saying man was explaining them there are plenty places that have great food and service

and Ambience they don't play this social media

did you just have a like that you're willing to spread the word and go back there like good food

great Ambiance you guys remember Blue Water Grill right there in Union Square yeah yeah right uh-huh that had all the

things great food great Ambiance great service all the above and they were like

an institution they were there right across the street from coffee shop both of them are [ __ ] guys so yo remember coffee I was you literally was about to

say coffee shop was dope too like just different you know different price point but great service great food open late

you know yummies I'm not getting in on this talk

but yeah specific places but there are plenty of

places that are great they're just not usually the ones that you discover on Tick Tick Tock or Instagram yeah nine

times out of ten those places are the food is usually not particularly good the drink might be bad the service might

be bad maybe a mixture of all of them but it has a cool neon light and uh a paint grass walls with the LED on it

that's what it is you put a grass wall up with the LED they're gonna come take pictures they're good and the women right yeah means and yeah I mean

that's it that's it I'm telling you women dictate a lot of that stuff

you something triggered I was just gonna say like I like the spots where all the influencers will end

up like that's fine but not the spots that are marketing to the influencers

it's just a difference to me that's the difference yeah that's fine I

agree with that uh what else we got what else we got John is a piece of [ __ ] you said you was

talking to Mel about her uh hello video vixen event oh no no no I

just want no I I just have one question did you show these young holes who was who was the boss who's number one on the

complex did you show these [ __ ] novice [ __ ] what time it is how would I do that how would I do that

um just by showing up

she knows she had a little shorty with her arm around it yeah let me tell you something

all this [ __ ] here they call you OG they call me she's a little citizen yeah

she's definitely a little sister she had a great career ahead of you for now both my dog

come on don't forget to pick up the show for now oh shut up don't forget hungry New [ __ ] until

you're on your stripes Daisy got home that day

what he's what baby

I don't hold on hold on so great with Daisy I I do a lot

when it comes to my dog listen she give the whole [ __ ] you got it man you are

the best mother for Daisy we support you listen I wanna provide treats

me about that [ __ ] why I keep playing with me on her door [ __ ] dog lovers they want to really get investigate

[ __ ] peta's real [ __ ] I'm a dog lover that's why I be asking her

you do know that know that chihuahuas

hungry it's a breed thing like in the summer for sure they get real gold and like oh and 90

degree weather oh yeah that's what to do it [ __ ] that

fur anyways oh [ __ ] what else what else what else what else we got what else we got

uh we [ __ ] on uh Instagram influencers as Instagram influencers I

actually I actually did find something that I wanted to ask you guys a little bit about give me that no Mel I don't

know my inner Trail to damaged in her child's [ __ ]

stay here right now what's up guys it's casmero I'm going to talk to you about the testicuzi many of you already know

the test acouzi is a mini hot tub just for guys nuts uh we recently released there we go I was thinking about gift

ideas for you guys and so now there's [ __ ] what's happening are you playing I

don't know okay so it's the thing about gift ideas for you guys you know want to be

prepared for like Christmas and whatnot sure birthdays are coming up and stuff I

saw the testicuzi so it's like a Jacuzzi for your testicles I wanted to get y'all's thoughts on

I've never considered that quite frankly okay as my co-worker please don't give

me any gifts for my balls let me ask you a question that's

inappropriate ma'am that's just me I love you like that's inappropriate if I got something for you like what am I

insinuating literally no listen listen listen literally literally as I'm saying it there's the voice in my head saying

Mel you have stepped okay we know you can stretch we see you

I do Pilates wait a minute it's not even natural

I was just saying to myself I could give you guys a ball testicles

too much too much man that was a lot now okay okay

yo

yeah I'll pass on that one but thank you yeah okay I appreciate it okay it's fine

it's cool hey Mel just you know yeah no at the right gift cards yes Apple scarf

I got you don't worry about my balls okay test the Koozie

but it's like it seems to be catching on yeah come on man stop also I don't know I

have no idea I know last weekend you went to uh the um video vixen Hall of Fame rally parade

I hope that the girls had no this week BBH

videos this weekend if you're free I know some

dudes just throwing it they want to pay homage to y'all you and all the girls

if you're free maybe y'all could come through so they could show how y'all change the game yeah and I've got plans

sorry okay got it I appreciate it yo where the building is it with Stan

like Ken no no did you end up getting them out I did Cooper style wait hold up

this won't let y'all cook

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sorry none of you other [ __ ] that was competing with me showed up 20 years later anybody who had static was there

there was no Awards it was like oh yeah it was it was it was an exhibit it wasn't well shorty you got

kicked off with that's what the [ __ ] I know was trying to throw no

listen did you did you go did you have any smoke with anybody there I had no

smoke with anybody good bro anybody have smoke with you in the past

I don't think so I wouldn't really know real quick Mel you said that you end up this is usually

a one-way what um no nothing go ahead beef is usually a one-way no well pick it

listen you got a massage again I did congratulations I know you've been holding it off for a while how was it

it was very very much like the first one okay so it was exceptional

so was I did you add any hours was it longer this time no it's about the same okay yeah

could you offer him something to drink I did I did I offered him some alkaline

water or some San Pellegrino I thought she said some alcohol was the conversation better this time

you know it was pretty much the same time see the leg moving no your face

yeah her [ __ ] is hard as being fast we gotta hello Stan redditors

I'm staying out of Mel's uh the gene business I don't care that was a massage

oh girl yeah

I don't think I have anything else that's pressing they stabbed oh boy up yeah

Larry Nassar the luster from the Olympics

nasty doctor that sexually assaulted and video record well he sexually assaulted

more than a thousand women and girls and video recorded like 500 of them or more

uh he got consecutive life sentences he'll die in there uh but maybe sooner

than later they stabbed him up pretty good uh it was not fatal he's still alive but

yeah shocked they didn't get him sooner same he's a real nut yeah

again I read some [ __ ] the other day um where a lady was in a coma for 14

years anybody said lady was in a coma for 14 years she just had a baby

see yeah them orderlies and whatnot

passing through to like change the bed sheets yeah

yeah oh wait so she still was in the coma yeah I thought you were saying she came out of a car oh 14 years it was

serving Chinese food yeah school boy yo

no I didn't get what you're saying no that's what I'm saying that [ __ ] hit him

he looked it up you used to walk outside to get your lunch [Laughter]

yeah

I said wait she was still in the coma

oh [ __ ] we on sleepers

they was having pizza parties in his class and then the clowns coming

36 year old nurse wow

assault and one count of vulnerable adult abuse he goes to jail he goes to prison right yeah

something ask yo now that uh real quick now this summer league is in

action I want to be documented I want to be on the record saying that the

Charlotte Hornets taking Brandon Miller before scoot is a [ __ ] travesty and

will be Revisited for the rest of returning that's what I got that's it

wimby is one thing that's an Assad Brandon Miller out there that's early

I've seen enough I've seen enough [ __ ] out there stinking it

he is getting bullied out yo hold on wait I'm sorry go ahead get a little bit

Arena have a show he's had a show for some years yeah okay Gill Arenas no cause he has Zion on

there and this is Zion said it's hard being a 20 to 22 year old uh feels like all

the money in the world has always been Chinese food chicken nuggets

yo I'ma start this new show 10 podcasters read no but look how this is

[ __ ] him up 20 22 year old like all the money in the world use your fingers

thank you man there you go come on man now what do you think about it you said that hey yo Jessica you was in class

[ __ ] all the time trying to hump the teacher that don't mean nothing you little freak I show up I'm gonna teach

you and the security guards [ __ ] what do you think about it give me my article Gilbert Arenas was talking in um

Gilbert Arenas condo was like yo if you're a NBA athlete it's really hard to

find quality women wait this is about his diet

I'm struggling with his diet early in his career it's hard man 20 22 years old

feels like all the money in the world it is hard man so the punctuation is very

strange but it's about his diet he's not talking about the chicks but there was a

segment in the interview with Gilbert Arenas was saying that nowadays it's hard for an NBA dude to find like a

quality girl because the schedules are really conflicting so he's like basically the NBA [ __ ] is outside the

95ris is at home so if you got a free day no that's the that's true listen as

long as there's 41 away games I will thrive and I'm in the spots at night and most a

lot of the people in the spots at night ain't necessary as soon as soon as I hear Stephen A in the morning Portland's

got a four-game road trip bro four games let me hit this [ __ ] up let me log into

my mind what let me look she's gonna be away for four games

they need to bring that feature back though [ __ ] will you how many miles and who's miles that my space feature you're

talking about they got to bring it back-ish you know what all the creep features I remember that [ __ ] all right we're gonna move on see where this one

is headed I'm outside let's just let it go it's fine it's fine I'm done with my that was the end of my little Brandon

Miller oh also real quick lastly my last sport to even though I'm so glad that

football's on his way back home man hold up Round of Applause Round of Applause

for football being almost here my fantasy football group chat has been on fire every day

they've been doing a countdown since like May it's almost here you guys I

like that we are not our uh our idea no but we need to okay we need to fantasy football football

season reminds me of how last season toward the end of the year I got confused every time I saw a

Christian McCaffrey on the 49ers like not the first two games we struggled like when he kicked up a little bit and you start going crazy I

was like oh [ __ ] then I just got Christian Academy I miss those Sports moments like I saw a picture of Jalen

Ramsey and the Dolphins jerseys I have to give re recalibrated with

who's where doing what but lastly my last basketball take is for Dame for

Dame Lillard to have been so loyal for so long and seemingly have tried his

best to do this the correct way like you're powerless and that don't matter how bad you try to do it right this is

about to go so wrong

I think that his agent fumbled the bag because for him to stay in Portland he

could have damned and asked for anything he want he was definitely supposed to have no trade claws

um in this contract but it's business versus personal he tried to stay in Portland and be loyal to them

and try to wait for them to accumulate pieces to surround him with they never did

so my loyalty should in my opinion be greeted with loyalty which is yo you

want to go to Miami cool you stuck it out with us we're going to send you to Miami but in the words of

brother ice and [ __ ] that yo what you would do ain't what I would do so it's business it's business man

it's business if I can get I want to Hey listen I understand you want that

you are still a very valuable piece here and if they're not giving me what I feel

to be your value and somebody else is you can get out of here but I'm gonna go get the value for you I'm not going to

take a l to please you I'm not gonna do it but he took else to please them

already listen I'm gonna watch it play out Dame

is a friend of the show I wish him nothing but the best come on to Philly I don't wish him on Miami but I don't want

that at all bet you don't I do not want that I still think they'll get fleeced so I'm not gonna play it no mine for now

focused on my team uh let's see Chavis

Chavis says for our part of the show segment

hello back in 2011 I played high school basketball I got injured in the

hospitals for months I had a couple friends who I loved dearly no one knows what goes into the

recovery you need to recover from a brain injury but I would say I am recovered but it's not until years later

what I found out I was young in my 20s recovering but I was in the streets drinking smoking [ __ ] just having a

great time my mom wasn't really a fan and thought I was a bad kid and went

behind my back and talked harshly to my friends and my grandfather I'm 30 years

old and my best friend went out and [ __ ] my high school sweetheart and my grandfather wrote me out his will

people think I'm crazy at this point oh people think I'm crazy and at this point I might be but I was left alone to

figure it out and I did I'm married and just trying to figure it out but life sucks

thanks for reading oh my god wow you're welcome oh my favorites I have a

problem hey either congratulations or I'm really

sorry that that happened to you damn

let me try to read another one please let's work what's good family shout out

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um where am I at here I'm out of here your son out of here actually I'm not

out Winnie Harlow you lucky yo you lucky we ended this part I had a whole nother

Usher segment take we'll talk about them but I probably will talk about on paper yeah but then the timing gets money and

that's not as relevant it's just current I should keep doing the shows that's

true yeah there's gonna be more I'm sure it's too late now it's over though forever it's changed the Dynamics has changed now people are going to the

showing to be seen they're trying to get a moment trying to get a moment themselves hey back to our influencer

conversation about different when influencers Go versus catering to them nobody put out no Winnie Harlow footage

of Usher but Winnie Harlow oh she put that up yes

because it was like from a distance that's always my favorite influencer question

who is the person standing off shoot to the side off put Jr everybody's got a Jr

everybody's got a job yeah that wasn't on the Usher cameras that was in Vegas that wasn't the

theater that was Winnie Harlow jumping on her man's lap because Usher

is about to walk by and say oh I know how to fix this I'm on my man's lap wasn't a Kiki [ __ ] iPhone footage too

yeah yeah but you saw the sweetie one that was part of that was part of the screen

Kiki was part of it sweetie was part of it because it's supposed to go like that when you part of it I was part of it for

him anyway I was on the screen looking stupid but yeah I saw the sweetie one

she held it down I mean it's one way to look at it it's one way definitely you think she

held it down what's the other way look at it no you think that's that would you want your girl to look like that

it's a tricky question how you want your girl to look like I think you're going to the Usher show

and you are sweetie so and whatever seats they procured you

the seed you a good seat so and you you're you like she's her so I think

that the odds are Usher's gonna come over and talk to you sing to you it's

part of the show yeah that's why that ticket for that seat costs what it costs right so I think that

um I think that the participation of the person is warranted

so it's a fine line between doing what people not Kiki for doing and doing what

sweetie did I think that I think that you can lean into the participation she was like

they're he's singing There Go My Baby she's chewing gum whoa mad all right very very stiff yeah

like yo really like very sweetie is that what she is if you look at what she she's up she's presented herself as

like the she didn't look like that when she was at the beach on top of the Creeks performing no but what I'm saying a little karaoke box what I'm saying

what I'm saying is if you look at like a lot of her her she gives off this um

nonchalant kind of air I want to say the wrong word but it's like a it's a certain image that was just like I don't

she's not impressed yeah yeah the way she chewed a gum like it's kind of on

brand for what she the way she be if that's your address I think you should know when to do it I'm no longer talking about sweetie but if that's your brand

Usher been famous longer than you've been a lot

yeah I've seen you be lit around quavo respectfully

but he's not sure she was lit around her boyfriend well that wasn't the point I was making

but if that's what you took I'm just saying name somebody on the same Star level that's not a boyfriend I wasn't

going for the boyfriend rap like Winnie Arlo though

one day one day she slipped the job man it is what it is

I'm talking about the pot oh oh okay okay she did but yeah that was a mess

did you see it no I she was there with uh kuzma

yeah and as Usher walks through the [ __ ] head she's got up and sat on his lap okay no

I I saw that yeah yeah no I didn't I saw that and I think he's tight

that's your tight I don't think he's tight I do multiple

scores it's still taken away from the the

organic whatever of the show you don't come to my show and try to be seen yeah yeah let me do it let me be

the Showman and not you participate participate am I I guess coming off the

keys but again you want to look the same yeah but look how many seats is in that little strip where he walks through a few all right

you said Winnie Harlow put that footage out right I'm pretty sure he kept dancing and

somebody else they was in doing what they do like everybody ain't put it out it was the same show right

what do you mean sweetie and Whitney Harlow no he had the same outfit on well that outfit

so that's what I'm saying I'm coming through here doing my rounds anyway okay you didn't participate I keep moving you

did you did you did you did like this is part of the show but you're recording like you're making your own man y'all go

to the [ __ ] Usher show and sit there and enjoy a phenomenal show by a world-class Entertainer yeah we went to

Bill Byrne had to put our phones in the [ __ ] thingamajiggy respect the entertainers yo I'm with that I mean I

know it costs a lot but I like that at shows of course and I know it's hard to get black people phones away from them

so I get it I get it out that could be a security issue downstairs do you think that when he's response to all that was

just basically like yo I'm not trying to catch the smoke that yes Kiki God that was just like instant you did with your

man sit down but again you don't have to do what Kiki did Joe was there with his girlfriend his

girl ain't catch no smoke Usher went over yo we good you don't have to spin around with the

you know what I mean I mean and again I don't even think the spin around was inappropriate I think that the spin around when you naked

not holding on to you not like that all the extras in there I read something that said Kiki was selling some merch I

skipped that one too oh no no you know where I went I'm a [ __ ] Jones bro you went to Jones they say it was

true or false no for real the road I'm gonna sell some merch she announced her

show off of that yeah it's true here to make a movement to make something we've been saying her name in

blogs and [ __ ] let's call it what it is now go here I do this this is a big deal now I'm

announcing the show and I got merch within a matter of 24 hours you celebrities be goofy [ __ ] around had

a boyfriend send a tweet out on purpose all that [ __ ] oh it's all Goofy which is why every time I read something

I mean I laugh when I say when I say everything I just what I really mean by that is why is this happening right now

and what's coming right after it um

yo keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time we

bid you a dude farewell adios cerebri hasta la vista arvoir so long goodbye

Peace Love health wealth and prosperity positive affirmations remember life is a

series of moments and moments past so kiss your neighbor hug your neighbor tell your loved ones you love them

and hold it down until our time is up man last but certainly not least the baddies

are insecure the stagnant women want to travel the close-minded women want you

to teach them things grab you a Tylenol you might be the one to need it rest in peace Michael K Williams

who put me onto this song in LA on one of them rooftops to the pool he came in

there with his Squad I was about to ask you who was who was this record it's Gordon Banks because I had a version

like it was just Chris Brown and this was like a record that he had worked on and was supposed to have been coming out

so I never heard this I'm like what is this yeah yeah no this was a Gordon Bank this is the remix but Gordon Banks this

song was popping with him alone for a long time and then Chris jumped on it but cult classic cold classic rest in peace

Michael K Williams I love you JoJo button [Music]