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yo you have a pimple yo no it's not just that what is it sometimes you get the

big ugly picture the worst place in the world this year's been here for like four days sitting there taunting me

because it ain't been ready and it ain't so much the Optics of it because you're right I'm a man but that [ __ ] made you

feel like it was a migraine right here in the spot every time I move it was taunting me in the mirror so this

morning I woke up that [ __ ] was extra white on the phone with my girl I said look at this [ __ ] I said I'm about to

get this [ __ ] she said no grab the tweezer do it the right way poke a little hole and get all of it she said it's gonna swell up and you got to be on

camera so put your chairs on say I will bring my shades just in case you ain't listening I brought my shoes

no I'm talking about you you did you pop it is more in there but anyway do I get the

burp bees y'all men I [ __ ] my my face yeah men can't do men can't be masculine

men can't cover pimples no no no you gotta hold your thing about that pork Let It Ride yeah you agree with that

yeah but solely on the basis of we have dicks yes yeah

so vanity doesn't apply no you laughed at me too you was down with them but now

you want to jump back just so I know I really did like that

you guys got him on the Kiki [ __ ] yeah you turn this into some other [ __ ]

no dog you could be vain as a man yeah you gotta hide it though gotta hide it

ain't you have to hide I think that men should be very vocal about having a skin

care regimen most of y'all are walking around with [ __ ] testing so that you said [ __ ] eyes

proactive [ __ ] ass down bro I did you crazy yo look first I do this

that was an ad and they try to make a comeback

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you could do it but you can't be out here yo yeah I do I use this product

hey guys wait a second are you crazy Joe oh y'all

the white mask on on your Instagram live and [ __ ] so now there's a word for this I don't I don't know if this is insecure

but there's a word

you I never thought had a skin regimen I did but I was like you just got hot water I feel like I feel like you just

finished you just got done bathing from the lady that's kind of crazy [ __ ] look at your

nasty ass

now back down to y'all you don't have a skin a skin care regimen nah I do well

you don't wear lotion yeah that's true

you on some I don't even know what the word is Vinnie Harlow I don't know what

I don't know what you want I don't really know what you want you're

the best you don't have a skincare regimen you have a skincare regimen if somebody saw you and a dude and asked

you about your skin regimen you wouldn't you wouldn't answer or you'd feel weird I'll be like yo I I got I got some

people think you think you want to [ __ ] you come on then where are you I don't understand why men can't do that if

somebody all right let's say because we normally ugly keep it above keep it a book if you want to say yo yo would you use it on your [ __ ] I would tell you

thank you but I'm not gonna sit here and and promote it I got this product and then I do it

anyway the bag for you all right

leaving you I would promote [ __ ] we we having like silly talk in front of

the Pod but y'all don't think that when you sit on camera you do certain things

that you maybe normally don't really give too much of a [ __ ] about if I'm home I'm not trying to put Too Faced and

cover this [ __ ] with a Band-Aid and knowledge if we're on camera that's why I got the skincare regimen that I what do y'all what do y'all say

to that neutrazine I'm asking you Vinnie

bro that but I don't want to go back there and no answer me no that was the whole thing

with Kiki Kiki like yo dog I'm an actress I'm on TV all the time my skin is talking about wee-wee

my skin is [ __ ] up so I feel insecure about that so if you want in front of a camera of course you have a right to

feel that way but us as men we can't express our vulnerabilities no that's wrong I know

then why are y'all enforcing wrong [ __ ] what makes it wrong this is society take

care of yourself it was born with it maybe it's

Maybelline [ __ ] out of here ain't nobody tell you to go [ __ ] go

door-to-door and sell Mary Kay [ __ ] that you can talk

whole life okay we shouldn't he don't know about no [ __ ] skin care no

matter I'm with Corey is one you're the most prissy [ __ ] you [ __ ] would you like them to have a skincare regimen I

appreciate it why would you answer sorry you get manicured right

why facials too yeah you do all this [ __ ] we do the same [ __ ] except I lather

with different things he ain't gonna express it though no yeah I want you all to live better than that

this nigga's skin glow look at the time

no glasses over no pimples that's it dog you can put glasses on embrace your

pimples well you normally wear glasses too though so it wouldn't be weird

wearing the glasses is one thing sitting there saying oh [ __ ] I got a pit bull let me cover this it's totally different that's true I'm mad that y'all care that

y'all feel that way about vulnerability and lotion

nah that's crazy nah I think I got a clip about

vulnerability

I can't believe y'all anyway it's cool bro Mel I ain't think he was here I

thought you was on a plane somewhere oh but you just got mad it was just it was this morning it was a quick I took a

little trippy trip it's a quick little turn around where'd you go or is that uh I was in Atlanta oh nice yeah I was in

Atlanta for work or play uh both okay yeah yeah more play yeah work play work

good time stay up stayed at my new favorite Hotel um don't add coming oh [ __ ] right there

they don't they don't play you just get up if they paid you if they paid you go ahead

I know I know I know I know okay I'll wait I had a whole Nook in there yeah that's

right I don't [ __ ] some [ __ ] up I don't want everybody just yet you got a new article about you

out here yeah you got a fresh Road I see you I see you

I'm lost

this one they they I didn't get to read it yet but I just saw it where on this

page the head paragraph Antoine or maybe the community I forget which one yeah best tips

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but you don't look to change that like as you're in the entertainment field you

got them ish can you answer me yeah I'm getting there I'm trying

people's personalities or their personalities it ain't you know what I'm saying your personality can adapt a little bit

though I'm getting there somebody said yo dog don't pontificate as you seeing all the coin that these [ __ ] smart

talking [ __ ] is making out here and you you know yeah at some point I'm trying to

get said all right enough is enough now let me stop it and they arrested your man the best comment and they arrested

bro really waited till season was out to pick it [ __ ]

they wrote that that's facts yeah it is stupid yo this thing this is nuts smart

move you want to show them how to really do it it's like when the girl takes her man off her Instagram page

gotta know what happened yo long time stranger that's what they're doing to me yo you stupid Joe I get highly offended

at that move what

no I don't do that move what do you hate about it yeah like I was five months with me and send pictures still

everywhere before I even noticed it what's going on okay

I didn't do that to you you erase the memories oh all right all right girl

because they don't tell you they're doing that you just gotta yeah you go there bump into it yeah it ain't for you

to see that's not for you it's for them good points for ish it's for the rest of the [ __ ] we see yeah but see my brain

go back to all them pictures I didn't want to take

that you forced me to take yeah which is all of them yeah

so now they gotta keep them fast yeah but you leave the pictures that I took of you

um that's fine those aren't memories I know but if it's traumatic to anything

related to you all the pictures

that's not it when they cut the bat signal on to let

Batman know hey swoop in my [ __ ] that's what this is then when I got the courage enough to say something about it after it had long passed and meant nothing

anymore I was like yo you deleted the pics how'd that go over yeah said no

you knew that girls girls

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I quiz flip do not stand I refer to the uh okay the first thing

in deposit yeah don't skip the tagline I'm gonna put it right back there okay

actually too him

all right yeah come on this person would tell you the truth if

you ask them right a transparent person will show you the truth if you just look

if you look I will show you yeah but a vulnerable person will offer you the

truth and you never have to reach for it that's good and so you want to be able

to be honest but see if we're in a marriage yeah and I'm just honest with

you that's not enough because you have to know what to ask me right right and and so if I don't feel like I'm getting

the answers because I never ask I don't feel safe then I'm technically not wrong here right right but like right

but it's funny see something is wrong with my limp or my eyes right now like my eyes so my eye is low so you can see

and if you're looking then I'll tell you like you know this is going on right you're looking you can see

something but vulnerability says you don't see what's going on in the internal and I

just want to tell you something that you don't know you wouldn't even know to ask even talk to him even on a good day so

to be vulnerable is to offer it's so risky because you don't know

what's going to come of that absolutely as the person who's being vulnerable you don't know what comes of it is that person going to shame you ridicule you

um is it is it going to come back in another conversation don't cry you breathing have you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing you know you're doing

exercising over here no I'm just taking it in

what year was that [Music]

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um [Music] [Applause]

cherished today was not uh ice was not that was in the 90s No Ordinary Love was

the 90s you're right yeah I don't think I was that old I

spent my whole life doing this well invested so

it says me too oh um for what shares the day and No Ordinary Love

[ __ ] okay name it I see it she has it maybe let me

see [ __ ] sources no no no no no no no so this okay okay

no chairs today is not on the same house but this project came out in 92. I got

you go ahead keep looking though go ahead if I can find some more this [ __ ] just got to be right I don't yeah you have to

remember you have to remain teachable service today was 93. nordinary love was

92. um

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see what we doing today let's see what we're doing today it's not every day

that you know you got one up on the music [ __ ] yeah you got it you got me oh and by the way I have a

[ __ ] bone to pick with you with me yes

airing of grievances let's hear it all right I'm ready we caught I'm ready I you know what y'all are gonna stop

leaving me alone in the [ __ ] group chat but I happen to post a picture about this man right here and his

[ __ ] I guess Billboards in Times Square aren't really a big [ __ ] day anymore right they're not they're

not a big deal okay well I just moved back to New York so I just I know I know

but I just moved back to New York so this was my first time seeing my friend

on a billboard in New York and I sent that into the group chat like

hey [ __ ] crickets y'all think about to bite his time off

hold it in a little longer I have not been here

[Laughter] but what's the beef Cricket serving like

not even a thanks melt not not a heart not a [ __ ] thumbs up I'm in here talking to myself

[Music] we saw that we saw that [ __ ] on the pass by that's Joe he good

listen yo you should have exfoliated it's nothing yeah

you should have thanked her you're right you're right blue I should

have so you don't have a beef about none of the other times if you put something in the group chat and everybody and

everybody and nobody replies you don't have a beef about that no I already said that though I don't know this was your

beef don't worry about it y'all regularly left me alone

there's a difference between just throwing some random content in there and an issue throw some crypto [ __ ] in

there yeah doctor doctor house [ __ ]

I think I got it I don't care that [ __ ] want to be on Gray's Anatomy so bad I was just letting my brothers know that

they said you need to start getting tested for um I believe in a high aluminum when it's my turn it's my turn this is one

thing I find a little interesting about ish right like he makes jokes on me for believing the news but he just believes like some dude on Instagram

what happens

where are you from around the corner [ __ ] stop stop okay so after the

vaccine so what were you why did you what did you want to encourage everybody no they said that you serious testicular

cancer what what I'm just guessing I'm sorry yo

okay go ahead would you like no they're saying that a lot of people are starting to get blood clots and a lot of people are starting to get um young people are

having heart attacks what is it myocardosis but my mother got the blood clots after she got the shot vaccine so

I'm saying yo if that's something that could literally Save Somebody they said it's a certain test that you could go

get to see if you clotting up so I put it in the chat thank you all my [ __ ] got tested shot

what about the [ __ ] that didn't get the shot we good okay you don't think we

should maybe still go to the doctor again too Hey listen this [ __ ] Cory don't

want to go to doctor at all [ __ ] thank God he's not in the group [ __ ] out of here Corey Corey just relying lemons and garlic and push-ups

you think the turmeric is in place to the prostate cancer test that he's avoiding

you need more than the CMOS yeah you figured buddy yeah

that ginger tea is not the finger it's not the same jail man

go up there and tell them you're a man right all right I'm a man I sit there

with my pimples yeah [ __ ] bend over yeah your tough ass turn around pick the

finger which one you want

huh wait you're not wearing lotion and not

getting the prostate cancer test I ain't been there but why because you're a man I said I'm a [ __ ]

dog you know I meant it I don't the doctor wait huh men don't do the doctor

ignorant as it sounds men don't really do it don't clean it up I'm not as old

as y'all but I'm worried for y'all maybe when I get your age I won't do I'll do the same take the same route but yeah I

should go to inspire me to go when I get your age I ain't inspiration wait none of you you don't go now

but it's just past the age where some should have clicked it's at this point you got to go now you got to go for work

why do they have to put the finger why they have they have no other like [ __ ]

wouldn't that be better for you guys psychologically psychologically would it be better to have a wonderful ladies and

gentlemen because you guys are like tripping over a finger up the butt

but you know [ __ ] don't want no one of their ass what is it Harry Potter

[Laughter] yo I can't say the word

okay I think you said about it

um y'all had a good talk on go ahead but they don't have no new note they don't say anything where they could test you

um it's a certain chemical or some [ __ ] that come don't correct me I don't know it's

something that is in your blood that'll tell you to correct me I don't your levels are high and whatever thing that

is I don't know it's white blood red blood I don't know something will be high if you so in order to test you for

prostate cancer they must put a finger up your ass to see if your prostate is swollen they have to feel it to see if

it's swollen that's the first time if it swells up your plastic is a gland when it swells up that's the sign of you

having a problem [ __ ] so the only way they could feel if it the thing you're talking about says a prostate screening

Epi switch blood test it says it's 94 accurate yeah but the thing of the ass

is 99.9

and I want you to face it say it

say it Stephen is gay oh my [ __ ] somebody say it Stephen is

gay man it won't say they will not say that

no look at their faces oh

Stephen is gay look at you on Collins y'all hear the

music look what being gay was like in the 70s 80s oh my god oh [ __ ]

ish you have to go get it for real that's not good you can ask for a female nurse and then it won't be gay

bring a girl with you

the butt

just procrastination really we need to calling [ __ ] too nice you get

your man I'm not gonna say nothing all right you're going to take the test one day too right yeah got it oh yeah go

together you need I just got it last night

three times a week

before we signed our contract then stop playing with me like that dude you gave us your word

don't tell me well don't laugh about to come in maybe

I can go with you and you get the test done I mean I love that oh why yeah why

just I don't know you know the porn she watches oh that too I want to be a source of

support yeah man I know yeah I know welcome to episode 644 of the jbp I'm

the J and the B

the BP where the pee

I'm the JB they're the p and we are here

I just got his dad shirt on how's everybody doing man y'all good yes great

okay now last part or one of them pause because we probably too much y'all asked

me if I would let a dude [ __ ] my girl and no I wouldn't but

I think the matter has just been taken into darker territory now that the actual tape is released and the man came

inside of her oh wait is that what happened watch the whole [ __ ]

he creampied he came inside of Adam 22's wife

I think that's different than that's a little different yeah even if I did want you to do that like

you'd wear a condom buddy and you'd be out of there at least 15 minutes before it's time to come all right jump jump

down here good meeting you if we need you need your taskrabbits yeah

but uh go ahead on all right honey what do you want to eat tonight man the tape is out it's out

it's out yeah Adam is trending he's been trending I don't normally start pods like this but I went to sleep a little

early so I woke up in the middle of the night one two A.M figured I'd put his name in the search

when I when I saw the table when the tape was released man it's like 9 000

tweets a second oh [ __ ] thank God Elon fixed that little load

maximum Twitter thing I read about 90 000 tweets

be a lady

[ __ ] your girl you're gonna like you gotta bite the pillow and all that God damn

that [ __ ] was like a horse [ __ ] that's what you was looking at nah I still

don't know his side he said he zoomed in you wanna hear him oh yeah he did say that you know

that coming in [ __ ] is crazy but wait I have a question I'm sure you do no I'm

gonna clunky with this cup

I thought the part of the um the Allure and like the you know what makes porn

porn is that it's afterwards it's not coming in it's like all over yeah

what is this movie doing because that's what I heard is

[Applause] outside that was the guy on the outside

right yeah yeah like you know on the face the [ __ ] shot face the eyes

oh yeah right I will take this specific segment and try to sell this product and

partner with other businesses magnums

right so I thought that okay so I didn't know that that was a thing because cream pie is the thing yeah he would never

know none of this sex stuff is a thing I don't watch porn you don't listen we

didn't [ __ ] girls from Canada before now yeah and you want us to tell you about it

I ain't gonna hold you I'm starting to think you really just be putting on a front for the cameras are you just

starting to think that no wait you win you're just realizing that I'm really

starting to think you just be what

why why here come the Double Double Dragon yeah

Sam the Melbourne's got a mail delay like a [ __ ] Echo

why okay well I learned something I didn't

know that cream pie was a thing cream pie is a thing yeah that's definitely yeah okay I'll ejaculating a woman are

you a pillow princess oh what is that

I don't know a pillow Princess man you know what that is help me I do give me your what's the [ __ ] definition help

me a pillow princess is yeah find it so we could be right a pillow princess is a

girl that lays there during sex oh like a dead fish yes but no yes but yes but

no someone that relies on their attractiveness all right so this is what comes up as the definition a person

who wants to receive sexual pleasure but is not necessarily interested in giving it no they're just laying there just no

a thousand percent no I am enthusiastic yes I am big man I love the word choice

I am very enthusiastic that's so strange yeah did we change

the Shadow the Acoustics guys so much more feminine oh yeah [ __ ] is crazy the

engineer of the year right there man got a good old farts [Applause]

all right um uh where would you like to begin come on

the packing what is there to unpack about this well

before the tape got released all of us were tired of talking about it true I only brought it up because that coming

inside [ __ ] made it a different conversation what's worse though the facial or to come inside he's damned if you do damned if you don't true facial

[ __ ] you are coming in the condom you're coming on your on your car on the way home what the [ __ ] what the hell

you're not coming nowhere around here

hypothetically if a person did decide to have somebody hump day girl or a wife

you expect him to not come yeah he's coming out outside he's coming outside it's porn yes no it ain't no no

that's my that's my love that's my queen and my everything my cinnamon yeah yeah

that's my stinky poop get off of my stinks thing well

obviously you know hey that happened pet names is out of the equation from this point on Buddy it'll just be a different

kind of pet name get your nasty [ __ ] of course

yeah new name is bucket dude

all right okay oh man yeah I don't have anything to unpack about this oh my god

wow yeah unless you all have no

that he let her come in her no the guys were

aghast and a lot more than that yeah they would yes long before before the

video came out [ __ ] was a gas a gas I guess

how much money that's gonna generate they marketing it yeah no question day

on day on a press run they marketing that [ __ ] like you how much money does it have to bring in to be worth it

yeah for who Indecent Proposal for who

both of them for him more I guess because she had sex so I mean that's kind of a win-win situation I guess how

much you love them just got married y'all going somewhere else got a kid

I forgot about the kid part wow I'm making a citizen's arrest

I'm arresting him I didn't know they had a kid I'm gonna walk him out I got a little brother sister coming get your

coat buddy oh [ __ ] parks that's what

I've been married since I was 21 years old I just thought when you shoot the

club up and my wife got pregnant by me before I got married to her I thought

you just shoot the club up and she get pregnant at any time any place anywhere young people I didn't know there was a

schedule of you know these last two days of the month or this two days is when you see the high yellow like I don't

know about that [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen yeah young people y'all

niggasmine in school

so how you gonna because you like to talk to a woman all [ __ ] night that's why you know her [ __ ] right when you're

ovulating you sick [ __ ] yes no I'm trying to no you ain't gotta you could

talk to her knowing her [ __ ] is on you just start keeping track I've kept tracking really that's invasive

what you keep track of a woman's psycho [ __ ] yeah you sick stupid [ __ ] that's

not sick crazy I got the track on my phone man in my brain muscle memory

I don't have that but I actually it's not a bad idea you know how to get away with nothing do

you oh [ __ ]

no but

in your 20s yeah I think I'm 35 [ __ ] [ __ ] You [ __ ] I'm

about to be 36 okay next week 29th so it's all right it's a learning curve

it's a learning curve hold me down

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new music wait till you learn what else stuff the vagina does oh [ __ ] it's a powerful look why do you

do that that little [ __ ] can do things why do you do that Joe all right what you about to switch you had to get you another shot let's go I'm phony

I'm glad you know yeah I'm not even laughing at you I'm glad you know now that you know better late than never

have to battle that's it you just answered my question that I tried to ask the other day

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no I love that he knew and no because he should snuff me no because he's just nothing

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oh [ __ ] yo who the [ __ ] has three kids and says

I want a few more of these shits running around

kids oh my God I don't give a [ __ ] about us

this guy yo what's wrong with you man you don't give a [ __ ] huh he had attitude when [ __ ] brought their kids to work that's what it is in real time

yo dog pass me out no wait wait wait I made you

I ain't about to argue with you dog oh [ __ ] all right what else needs are our

intellect music ice oh only thing that dropped for

me was Von album okay how was it how was it it's a posthumous album I had low expectations

and it was better than I expected really yeah I don't certain

um artists when they when like there's a lot of what we know is old records but you have two type of posthumous albums

it's the kind where we had records done and just in a vault in a con where we had some verses here and there and we

went and kind of put it together together this was the first okay so like a lot of

these records he premiered on I mean he was like teasing on Instagram years ago and stuff like that so it was good to

get a bunch of these I'm actually gonna play one as a sleeper today but um overall I like this posthumous album

better than the last one because the second one now I do think with Excuse me

I do think with these uh with these songs right here coming out that the Vault should be about dry

so I'm interested to see but uh overall I mean it's what I would expect from him and I think they was using AI or some

[ __ ] to do these videos because I I doubt they shot these videos three

years ago so you get eight out of 10. no I'm not breaking good album just came

out this morning got it I'm done with that okay I gotta sit with music now how

many more listened oh oh this will be played that's ice man yeah this will be played put it that way it's not one of

them albums where I heard it and I'm like this just ain't do it for me this will be played for me so I like the album but

I'm not giving it a raking yet um I didn't see much else that dropped baby shark project I didn't listen to it

all the way through yet um yeah it's a lot it's like well it's the last schizo too oh okay but it's not a salad from

what I heard I don't have no Deep dive either it was quite a week for music though overall I didn't find it in any singles

nothing like it was cool I saw I didn't hear the record but I saw something that was interesting that stood out to me

it's it's a city girls record but it says city girls in JT

that's how the record is that's what the the artist it says city girls and JT

and that I didn't hear the song but just seeing that looked because JT is one of the city girls right so I don't

understand what that came about oh [ __ ] maybe maybe she's doing a solo album or

something I don't know we'll watch it I'm just saying that that was interesting it is interesting I don't know you know that

I'm not their demo maybe the fans might know more but it was just interesting to see city girls njt on one song

that's all I got for music um I don't know if y'all people did anything we got here talk to me what we

got it's Justin oh [ __ ] Timberlake let's go JT get your lick back man

you gotta put you gotta I know that ain't your man but that's not true Joe loves JT he just

hated that man in the woods [ __ ] oh okay Joe that's [ __ ] 20 20 [ __ ] he wore

that [ __ ] out until um um it might not be a let me not go that far but I'm a pretty huge Justin

Timberlake fan but I got I got the music I know what what you capable of so when you go and start

acting like Burrell white again then I feel like you tricked us by

collaborating with our greatest black musicians giving us these great amazing bodies of work and then alienating all

that [ __ ] and going in the woods to cut Lumber with plaid shirts I had with that review of yours is that

he still did it with Pharrell and Timberland I don't know why are you supposed to go cut the wood with a a beeper and some

cheese what that mean he could have got Luther Vandross and Marvin Gaye if that's the product that came out with I

didn't like the album either by the way I don't think so you cannot follow the

2020 experience both two times that I just don't like the framing when

you say yo you worked with all these great black creators and then went and did a country of them when he did a country album with the black creators

that he's been creating with like but I don't care about that if it's whacking and the same applies for black people by

the way the K Michelle country album I'm sure it was near and dear and heart to our heart it wasn't the slaps now if you

just kept it strictly about the country like the album's not good I'm with you 100 yeah you frame it the other way to

me it comes off yeah but when you Market it that way I have to frame it that way interesting but it's a different Market

so what when you when you Market it that way after marketing it this way the

marketing don't say hey I'm still working with the same amazing people and the music didn't say that so if the

marketing don't say the music don't say it and you don't look like it you ain't even you said he did work with the same time no I said if the marketing

don't look like it and the music don't sound like it but that's the business joke oh please I call that [ __ ] out if

if when you do humans right some of the

guests I don't know what to call them but the people that you interview for humans they're gonna resonate with

different demos so Mike Tyson um interview is going to resonate with

us the other guy um from

it's going to resonate with somebody else so if I'm the label and Justin Timberlake puts out a country music

album I'm gonna Market that album in a certain way I understand what you know what I'm saying I have totally disagree

with the ideology oh okay there's a whole clip in my phone somewhere yo I'm

me everywhere I go every room out well my voice is my voice it don't sound low

or high I'm the same wherever I go now you got to go different places to pick up these different markets that you're

talking about I have a problem with oh where's different people if I if I come

in here in a country outfit and some boots and some [ __ ] and sit here and do a pod for the next year to try to expand

the fan base y'all gonna look at me away yes if I come in here and and wear

something that I wouldn't wear to try to get the lgbtqa plus Community it's gonna

look away I'm gonna say I'm trying to expand my business it's a market but it's not genuine that's my point but you

could be multi-faceted I don't know the gentleman personally don't you run this things you run a Joe

Bond podcast it's yours you not in control you are in control of everything that's being put out well that's my

other run that that is my other broad problem with the music business these

[ __ ] don't run themselves oh yeah that's true we look yeah that's true my problems are multi-layered with the

music business and we and let's talk about it okay actors and writers gang true let's talk about it right here

the actors and writers have come together for the first time since the

60s 60s like 63 years to protest and strike

uh this is the first time that the actors yeah pull up whatever facts y'all need

to pull up this is the first time the actors have done this since 1980 yeah right and what they are essentially

fighting over and for is the structure of how they're paid

they're fighting mainly over how a stream is broken down and the

future of AI I'm sure there are more more much many more points that they're

arguing over but they seem very very very far apart over these two

points major points yeah uh the biggest thing for the writers is that

um well I guess there's a lot of big things but one big thing from the writers is that typically a show would

last most of the year and they would get paid through most of

the year now they do writing rooms and they're writing for five days and then you're on your own to go find more work

it's not a sustainable living whereas before you might make 200 Grand a year writing shows now you make

10 15 grand 30 go figure that [ __ ] out the rest of the year but I heard it was

something pertaining to um like when when shows go in syndication and [ __ ] like that I think it's a residual

yeah right and now that we have Netflix or whatever um

it's not necessarily counted as education right because you can watch it

whenever the [ __ ] you feel like true like you don't have to run on channel 7 at 12 o'clock in the daytime and you get

a syndicated check is you can go watch it whenever so they broke the the pay structure now streaming streaming

digital and AI have changed the business model so rapidly that it's it hasn't

caught up with contractually contractually exactly so this is basically like the equivalent of like a

collective bargaining agreement kind of thing you know hasn't caught up is a crutch yeah this is by design of the

Court like it is around until y'all bring it up we ain't going to do nothing yeah it's just by Design and again we're not trying to catch up true to give us

out it gives us oh like I said I read an article they said that some of the people from the Netflix show we're

making like 20 dollars from sag after yeah the residuals yeah where's the article I'm gonna check that out sure

all right so so some of the things that um uh sag

after members won't be able to do as a result of striking is tours personal appearances interviews conventions fan

Expos festivals shut it down for your consideration events panels premieres

screenings award shows junkets podcast appearances social media

um in relation to blackout complete blackout that is huge I also read that

if um like you're a young up and coming actor or writer and you break the strike you will never be allowed in the Union

and this doesn't apply to Broadway and uh

soap opera daytime soap opera because they act under a different contract sure oh okay because the soap operas they

don't get um it's daily like they don't get any um

no no no um like when you get time off because I heard them speaking they said

they don't get that like they work literally Around the Clock all year long so they don't get hiatuses and [ __ ] it's

just always on go for them so they don't really I'm just thinking about the trickle-down effect for all the people that this that this does affect like

people that make a hundred grand people that make 90 grand yeah

just got out of college or whatever and got their first job being a PA on a scene on a set makeup

artists craft services this is deliverables

cameraman yeah um Bob Iger he there's a quote he

said um that's not aging it's not going to age well it's very disturbing to me there's a level of expectation that they

have that is just not realistic this is when he was speaking with CNBC he shared his thoughts on on the demands of both

the unions and he said this will have a very very damaging effect on the whole business it will affect the economy in

different region regions even because of the sheer size of the business and it's he's saying it's a shame and this is

coming from a CEO who takes how many millions and millions of dollars like the people making these kinds of

comments are just are really unbelievably tone deaf yeah so can

somebody find a clip of uh the nanny talking friend dresser yeah I think that um in your CEO conversation it's similar

to politics or anything else like you all the way up here you really can't relate to the people down here you don't

understand or you choose not to but this groundbreaking AI proposal that they gave us yesterday and that

groundbreaking AI proposal they proposed that our background performers should be able to be scanned get paid for one

day's pay and their company should own that scan their image their likeness and

should be able to use it for the rest of Eternity in any project they want with no consent and no compensation so if you

think that's a groundbreaking proposal I suggest you think again

yeah that's crazy that's insane yo yeah it's slavery it's standard

what is that that's not standard they're saying that's what they're proposing to become

the standard they're proposing that because standard for them

and it will soon that standard will soon be expressed more and more

soon some of these little sites and apps the new term and condition is going to

include language some of it already does I'm about to say some of this [ __ ] is happening it says we can do whatever the

[ __ ] we want which yeah there's nothing you could do about it so did them expressing that is just

what I'm saying is standard this is how they feel across the board and people that have negotiated with companies like

this you already know we've seen people run and and jump on these uh AI face

tuning in all that [ __ ] they're doing the same thing they're taking your face owning your picture your whatever you

information you give them and going to do God knows what with it you'll find yourself on another site somewhere like

oh what the [ __ ] but but from a performance standpoint it's a different thing because if I go perform at the BET

Awards or if I go perform here if I go perform there one time I get paid for

that one time you now control every dancer that was on this stage and can

recreate [ __ ] for eternity without paying the dancer ever again I mean they did it back in the days though right

with certain models like from different countries they would own the pictures or

likeness and they'll put it in different magazines and the [ __ ] lady somewhere in Russia somewhere well yeah but that's

a photo like if you are former but they didn't okay you know what I'm saying I think it's a little different it is a

little different it's different to me like I you got paid for the photo like Tyra Banks if she does the sports

illustrator issue she got paid a whopping amount of money Sports Illustrated owns those photos true but

not let me talk about a little like let's talk about like for instance a common Usage Now is like t-shirts right

yeah the pick they might model have a model wearing the t-shirt that never wore a t-shirt in their entire life they

just took the stock photo and put different shirts on it I think that which is different because that's a

still and performance yeah we've been seeing this [ __ ] forever man them girls on the fly

one at that club right you rocking my line you're not

lying Bernice wasn't there you stupid [ __ ]

I think that that's funny I I just don't think the matter is funny so it's not funny that's funny that was funny but

it's not funny I think that um no I'm not that's why I shut the [ __ ] up but the topic is triggering for me I'm

just letting you know the actors and because you said this hasn't happened since the 60s where the actors and the

writers combined I think that the the actors see that if they do this to the writers

yeah we're next so we need to make a unified stand now because if y'all let this pop off it's gonna pop off but some

of them one of the main reasons why sag joined wga is because of the comment that was

made like we'll just wait them out until they're [ __ ] it was broken homeless and sag was like a word no watch watch

this watch this is what solidarity looks typically the thinking across the board yeah and a lot of them was responding

saying hey we broke now yeah I forget the gentleman's name I was trying to find his name but uh he he played on uh

insecure he played the dude that um The Barber that Issa was dating and he

posted on Instagram he was like yo I cashed 50 residual checks five zero five

zero the total was 86 dollars that's insane that's crazy man

it's not crazy that's what's happening in the streaming era yeah yeah and it's what's been happening in the streaming

era that's it's still it's still what your [ __ ] stream every day we stream every

day it's what but think about if if it carries over into actors and yo they have the ability

now that once you perform one scene they now own your image and your

likeness they can put you on other movies they could because now they got the ability to make a manipulation however they want yeah say whatever you

want do whatever you want they can they can put Joe Button on there with some muscles they could make Joe Budden five

seven they you already found something but you get what I'm saying they can make you do whatever you want to do and they and they don't gotta pay you [ __ ]

I'm 6'4 I'm a queen no six three my botegas the platform

though tag is giving me like six four took them shits off at the Middle with a

kickback [ __ ] were looking at me

oh man that's crazy dog that's the next scary

level [ __ ] yeah it is hmm well I hate you I hate all y'all why

because they put you on the Apple music and the first thing you said was oh get all these songs

I was the last [ __ ] in the world

I get it all right I get it man it's tough listening but listen company over

here and but but I'm not really mad I'm not really mad I mean it's triggering for me it's tough because I'm overly

passionate about music and how we're paid uh as I age and get older and get more

information uh I go back and look at some of the horrible contracts that I

signed in music now that I have more understanding I look at what that stuff means

uh when when and where I was relinquently relinquishing ownership rights residual rights how we're paid

like none it's not right like we all come in here and then think by the grace of God I'm doing well and I'm doing

great but I'm doing well and I'm doing great from a new a new thing I have 17 years in music and I'm only

paid from you know Pump It Up still pumping it up but uh

my last album is what I'm paid five figures from that should bother that

bothers me it bothers me when I look out there and the people that and like inspire me like the people that really

put their foot into this music [ __ ] they didn't get their money from this [ __ ] like that's odd

like damn none of us like all right the one hit one that they maybe didn't get

it but the [ __ ] that built that didn't get it wait the [ __ ] that build made that didn't get it wait no this [ __ ] is

[ __ ] up all around the board and I only stopped coming in here screaming hey hey hey thinking everybody is as

passionate as me because you start to realize oh no y'all are here voluntarily

true true yeah yeah y'all are signing these papers and

giving up rights for the little bit of money or a lot of bit of money that's being dangled in front of your face

and in music just like in the in the actors like in the actors and the

writers [ __ ] that's going on there's so many just regular people that make the business run and you need some of them

top dogs to jump in the fight you need a few of them but they have a union that

has over 3 000 5 000 however many people that they have now combined to say hey no you're

not going to treat us like this in music we're all our own Brands everybody is an

independent contractor for the most part so you leveraging you

and they not looking at you like you somebody it's just much easier to create

music at a reasonable professional level

than it is TV or film you could do that [ __ ] in your bedroom literally we've seen it I mean I disagree with that I

disagree too today I disagree with that well we've actually seen them some certain films won awards and [ __ ] and it

was made on that [ __ ] iPhone um that's just not the standards like it is

in music but but because we stepped on our product don't mean that we didn't start at the same spot music the quality

is now I'm with you the quality is AD [ __ ] don't even give a [ __ ] but that's because they made it that way like they

made it hey low overhead you make that in your room we don't have to pay for this and we can make the profit we Pro the same profit that we make that's the

[ __ ] fight that's the fight like if we okay with that that is where the fight lies the the active people are

saying yo now that there's Netflix and Hulu

these bodies of work sit in one place for an eternity which means we've lost

like we already stated DVD VCR residual advertising

ad we've lost too much and we're not getting paid from this and this is where the business is going so we have to fix

the breakdown of a stream who's getting what from a stream

same thing need to happen in music thanks and we've talked about that with the way that they distribute music from

I think Spotify and apple specifically I think title does per Artist as opposed

I hate to rehash it but the way most people get paid it's it's um prorated

basically like Drake gets a million views a billion views and we get a

billion three billion uh uh people listening on our app

most of the money is going to Drake whereas if someone signs up and only listens to Joe Budden

he's going to get a sliver of the percentage whereas that person's 1099 should go to Joe Budden you understand what I'm saying yeah we understand yeah

and that's how it should go across the board with streaming but it doesn't so it just bothers me that in music

everybody is all right with whatever bag they make in there you're

all going out to perform hey just rolling loud I'm gonna ask you a question

um do you think a circumstance a circumstantial meaning like do you blame

the artists and the people as well or do you feel like because you know you hear the stories for years that some of these

companies are taking advantage of people that don't have anything right and they're dangle this in their face and they have no choice do you feel that way

do you feel like I don't feel like that I don't feel like that because let me ask you a question but what do they what

if they don't have the the means of getting a great lawyer what if they don't have the means of somebody

teaching them like well this little [ __ ] [ __ ] that's written in the contract you're basically signing your

life over some people are in a [ __ ] up position in life where they have no choice but to take the pro rate or The

Upfront money which they don't think long term what do you say to that Joe have at it I say I say have at it it

starts at information got it you can't make you can't even assume that you

making the best decision for yourself if you don't have all the information and we don't have all the information so yes

the person that has to strap his belt and this is no there's no other way to do this I have to get this from this

great hey everybody here gets [ __ ] at entry we talking about the people that's out

at the next at the next step of that some of y'all got in got y'alls and

that's it now so we're just gonna continue down that we talk about the people that have amended the contract and amended the contract and amended the

contract we talking about these that's who I'm talking about anyway results against like the middle class basically

across the board in this country and probably the world sure but because the music [ __ ] say the pushback we always

get is oh but how [ __ ] gonna eat and if that's the pushback then we'll we'll

never be prepared to fight this war it's mad that I'm not eating right now can't pay their rent can't buy groceries it's

mad that I'm leaning on community leaning on family and friends hey we

gotta hold hands right now don't have a choice though they this is the choice is what I'm

saying you know they do have a choice they could take their [ __ ] ass back to work and everything stays the same

this is this is the tough part of the choice they made they made the choice this is what you're presenting no for

the future of our business no we're not doing that we take the stand today that is the choice no that you're right but

I'm saying that I think the alternative that they're giving like the two choices are yo look

stand and fight now or you will die and I think that now their back is to

the wall where they have no choice but to stay in the fight I think the alternative that they are being given is

one where in four five six seven maybe not even that with the advancement and how quickly AI is uh taken off you won't

be around seven years from now these writers AI is writing books for [ __ ] in five days AI is writing

complete books in five days coming in that direction but but I want to be

clear because there's a lot of nuance here I'm certain that in their bouts they're

not arguing for all the against all the capabilities of AI so I'm certain that

AI where it's helpful for they would like it to be helpful but

there are instances that's the problem no that's not a problem to me that's the problem because what you're doing is

you're leveraging convenience and when you leverage convenience it's a fine fine line between that like yo if you're

a writer right and you you let AI do the work for you you being lazy and you letting AI get it off because it's

convenient now when the higher ups see how convenient it is and now it makes you Expendable then you type well

there's a the tricky thing with AI too we've talked about this a million times so I don't want to be to death there's actually a lawsuit now I think Sarah

Silverman is the biggest person that's on it but they'll probably see more like that the AI that exists now chat GPT in

specific is not really AI what it's doing is just combing the web for what other people have already written so everything it's

like sampling they're basically sampling without clearing it or plagiarizing yeah yeah they're sampling without clearing anything gosh I guess not that's not it

like you can't just take people's [ __ ] and re-mix it and put it out and call it what it is no people need to be paid and

credited for that I agree with that I didn't know that that's what it was doing that's what yeah some of that how it's operating because my man didn't be

writing the books and he and I was like yo I need who I'm not even putting his name out there but we know but my man be

writing books and he was like ish I wrote the book in four five days hey I did it and you just go in and you tweak

what you like boom and you put it out there you gotta damn near publish book in two three weeks that you did all

yourself they're fighting to not be replaced in certain aspects by technology I don't

think they're not saying we're not down to work with in some areas yeah but um I mean shout to them good luck to

them I think it's really really scary and if I was them I would be petrified

no [ __ ] like I got an off mic story I'll tell but listen I don't most of the missions

I go into they go I go into as the underdog and I know it's going to be an uphill battle but I know if I don't

fight this fight then the people coming behind me are gonna deal with this same stuff so I just fight it and that's

that's what I think happens in the amusing industry I'm not in the industry but I think what happens is people are in the industry I just read your article

this morning you can share tips about oh [ __ ] so I think that um I think that uh [ __ ]

don't want to be knowing yo the industries real estate and construction

you know um I think I think that um in the music industry people pivot once

they make some money they pivot they don't necessarily stay knee-deep in the music industry so I

think that when you're an actor it's actors that have been actors for 40 and 50 and 60 years so because they are

still there they are fighting to make that circumstance better like if Jay-Z puff

um Brian you know all of these people stayed in the music industry they would be fighting toward a union or toward

correcting and fixing the music industry the same way the actors have done because again that's their lifelong

um career motherfucker's been Lawrence Fishburne was in Cornbread Earl and Me my [ __ ] you know what I'm saying as a kid Jay-Z

has a union foreign

people that's not over there good luck that don't have access to a Rock Nation or a love record or a Tyler Perry or any

of the it's only but so many Sean Sean uh Sean doesn't [ __ ] Easter eggs running around here true

is only there's only about five to ten maybe black people that had that there's only about so many will Packers running

around they have that green green light green lit power and they have and this is going on now

in July we are officially at Demi halfway through to somewhere halfway through the summer that fall slate that

winter slate y'all y'all think it ain't nothing ain't nothing to watch now hang it up yeah word oh my God but it's gonna

be a lot of slow singing and flower brings gonna be a lot of [ __ ] bro thank God we know how where they ovulate

them they gonna be doing a lot of [ __ ] bro better find something to do they showed

um it was ABC and this was when the strike first happened they show ABC's projected

fall schedule saw game shows and reality shows dog I'm watching the news I said I'm watching the news this morning it

said three people canceled on them this morning oh [ __ ] yeah they was tight they can't make personality we can't make no

appearances nothing listen [ __ ] is affected out Tiff is coming up Toronto International Film Festival tell you

ride like the major Venice Film Festival all done all the panels are finished

done these are massive it's a Comic Con yeah forget about it wow all the

Sundance done forget about it that's if it goes that long but yeah that's compromised the planning they project

yeah you have to plan out on these things and they project this to last a few months yeah if the actors just got

in and they saying they are worlds apart and the actors have a little bit more money to with with that withstanding now

they said that actors walked out of um Christopher Nolan's number Oppenheimer yeah the premiere was

Thursday and the actors walked out yeah blocked off red carpets Yeah well yeah it's all it's a minute it happened

everybody everybody moved mobilized there's 150 000 people you know who are

part of sag you know so it's these aren't small numbers they are grinding this industry to a halt to show

solidarity I like it I like it so hopefully it doesn't last that long but

they're at an impasse for sure right I like it and all of y'all and music is [ __ ] facts that's true

y'all a [ __ ] yo the blueprint be right in front of your face on how to get and impact some [ __ ]

or your effect change you know what too like the fact that they already have the union because I'm pretty sure there's

some people in that don't want to [ __ ] with it yeah in the Hollywood industry that would like

if they were able to hey [ __ ] this man yeah absolutely there's penalties for that like you're trying to create it in

music and they like to for them to even get involved in this picture or this show you had to join this Union so this

[ __ ] was set before you got here there is musicians unions they still

have juice like like that or they had to be or they don't have the big names in it man in the union with

some with some Jews got to start at somewhere for sure I agree out of desperation I agree out of desperation

most unions Came From A desperate situation These [ __ ] Ain't desperate

and music I said you need to get the juice you need the big dogs and the big dogs ain't desperate no they ain't

desperate they're scared in music it's more than just that they're scared in music that little quarantine pandemic

learned you [ __ ] good I spoke to some of y'all y'all was petrified your voices

was trembling like [ __ ] was real real bad and y'all didn't seem to know how to how to combat

navigate some of y'all some of y'all never bounced back some of y'all are still down like like

my favorite restaurant over there in the story to get breakfast over there by Kaufman mad they close some of my

favorite spots closed down couldn't do it some other spots modified a thing or two

they did the right guy I took a pen and paper out budget cuts sabores Lolita's now

what no no [ __ ] hey it's my man Fernando over there been

there for over 20 years he had a little bit of enough money to weather the storm a little bit too some

of these smaller restaurants are living literally getting by month to month so we don't have it the six months of

nothing we we finished yo I'm rich I'm retired in music but listen I'll stand

with y'all I'll stand with y'all let me know when y'all want to do it where y'all want to do it who y'all want to be the head or heads who sits on the board

where we got to March who we gotta write to who we got to talk to when we have to not release music when we have to stand

in solidarity let me know podcast we all got each other's numbers we keep talking about [ __ ] podcast number uh unions

too yeah that too same boat I put them all together just so we got

some numbers so we can have some numbers now I'm down

I'm down for it I know a lot of y'all I know y'all I know y'all making money out there I know y'all happy I know I know

what happens when you don't I know no what happens sometimes you got to take a couple steps backward

to take a couple steps forward man what steps forward I ain't gonna bore y'all to death with this because it's the weekend but I'm monitoring this

extremely closely I'm glued to this I stand with the writers and the actors

even though I ain't gonna have nothing to watch that's gonna be tough but the longer they go the more it benefits my

chances of getting this unscripted product to partner with what I mean hey the

business is business still sure hey all the writers stop writing guess

who keep going unscripted every week twice a week three hours hey thing fire

it works for me right she's [ __ ] up the game is the game three hours

10 hours it's not how it's segmented sure

just mute up over there that's exactly what happened last time

subscribe don't try to unionize that's what happened [ __ ] started counting up hours so [ __ ] was like hey

[ __ ] started doing a little bit of math like buddy got the rock I pinned out yeah oh yeah once that pin come out yeah

they got him they got him

they got them it's a new little app running around got

me man which one well not all of them to come out no no everyone it's the Monopoly [ __ ] bro I don't even

yeah man it's some new Monopoly Monopoly Monopoly go yo it's it's

so simple but it's addictive like you're just sit there rolling the dice playing playing collecting money all this [ __ ] and

I am a child I don't spend money on apps I don't

they got me though let me go how much you lost might be down like 200 in two days

you're nice yo what the [ __ ] are y'all talking about right now I'm just used to speak they

got me like this is a app that just popped up I it's the game Monopoly or is it just

used no it's the game Monopoly okay but it's played a little differently like you you play against you have your own

board you play it against other people you land you know how Monopoly goes but you're not taking turns you roll and you

know how like remember candy crushing [ __ ] like they have lives well you have dice rolls when you run out of dice

rolls you can buy more dice rolls and they are I'm dying to know what they make it because every I just kept seeing

tweets about it and post about the [ __ ] I'm like let me let me look don't play that don't play that [ __ ] don't play

that [ __ ] don't play that [ __ ] that's it something quick I'm just I they got me got you they got me

yeah well let's get them no they don't why do you think it always get me

this it's just kind of flavoring conversation let's just move on okay

let's move on okay it's really in one flavor yeah I wouldn't call it but you're insecure so I am and usually when

you say move on you like have something to move on hey you coming at me uh oh [ __ ] all

right listen don't play with me I keep something let me get let me get my little cord out

it's right there tell you about this weird ass [ __ ] oh oh man who did it now y'all oh logic dude oh let me tell you

oh no let me tell you what he did of course it is of course today I've been

seeing that so I've seen it before that tell you about this weirdo head ass [ __ ] right here man I'm so sick of him

this was nuts they all been nuts no but this one's nuts though they all have been nuts okay let's play it

I'm gay [Music]

yeah she was in the park called Hit the hard r on somebody which she also did to me and my siblings all the time we'll

play it again just a year because that's the same look I had the same I moved because my mom got stabbed so my mom

yeah she was in the park called Hit the hard r on somebody which she also did to me and my siblings all the time and she stepped out and I thought it was all

good and some just yanked her it's just not all good definitely not the n-word it's just not all good it is that is not

a word yeah no so she hit someone with a hard R and they shanked her oh yeah where are we talking side yeah her side

and in her back God a couple times yeah that's my mom what the [ __ ] ladies

and gentlemen logic

like I never gave a [ __ ] yeah I thought it was funny funny joke joke but this is getting weird yeah yeah this is getting

weird it's weird it's it's past weird at this point Joe's so happy

nah I was happy after you did the dye spice dance I've been here I've been happy

long ago wow I've been happy in some of the lyrics like he could have stopped at any point I was happy after the

interview we did with the old Nike I've been happy he'd been satisfied my logic

tick that I had he could have chilled out why do we need to know that

when he paraded his dad everywhere on a leash I didn't say nothing but I didn't think

it was odd no service then he signed his dad

seems Seems familiar see it seems familiar I think they used to that was the trend like 600 years ago

get paperwork on these [ __ ] [Laughter]

and used to call you and your siblings that right they said they stabbed that [ __ ] up yeah yeah exactly they laughed

yeah and he's laughing sound effects preparations I guess holy [ __ ] he's

trying to show that he's down with us no he's saying that his mom said the hard on she got you know handle for it

and you want me to think that this guy is okay with who he is and just his own skin and then

he sounds like an idiot I actually think he was bullying am I gonna hold you

but yeah but leave him alone like yeah you know go bully somebody else but I don't know you

guys know listen if this is what moms and did do him in the house coming up I've been

taking it like I mean you got some luck with you I never called them the heart R just I don't know what's up with Joe Joe

would do something somebody you think Joe was wrong and then out of nowhere and then they just fall into this trap

are you some type of wizard trying to trap logic logic I hope you all right man but you you come from you come from

some [ __ ] yo you come from some you come from I can't say it I want to say it

trailer [ __ ] he's gonna say white trash no I'm not gonna say that but I mean I mean oh yeah but what's that about

that's that's weird yeah why are you snitching on moms she got poked up man for saying that why are you snitching on

your mom time code anyway

I'm still like you just went up there and just volunteered some [ __ ] that

nobody cared about listen hey I'm just doing my job like is this

is that the content space or something like yo I gotta give them something to talk about so I'm gonna sell moms I like

Coe I'm gonna go sell them don't put us with Coe [ __ ] don't put them he's not down with you yes he is no he's not if

we didn't we didn't indoctrinate him [ __ ] yeah why why y'all got ice cube

versus big yo hold on wait wait wait Joe before that I'm sorry to me I'm sorry I was in the city just

mail checked you I got something to say oh check them it's not it's not a check a lot of times man I do panda to a lot

of [ __ ] right

you know I may bring up some topics that I don't hear you talk about but I mean Joe but since I'm in the [ __ ] door

let me bring it up so I can get Joe to talk about and I've been thinking you be on some [ __ ] but the other thing I watched

something on YouTube when [ __ ] attacks you and I feel crazy I felt crazy I felt bad for defending

[ __ ] bringing their names up no no I saw this a guy I think it's like

I forgot his name but he made a YouTube video about all the attacks that Vlad

did to you I thought it was a conspiracy and that [ __ ] that [ __ ]

that [ __ ] kind of [ __ ] me up because because I was up here with math the time of math I was up here shout out to math

I was up here with him and I brought it up I said why you gonna be cool with Vlad I even we even called this phone I mean that clip didn't come out yet but

we called this phone and all that [ __ ] and I was defending because I felt like I wanted to do business with me and I'm

going to do business and then I watched this [ __ ] YouTube video

he was on Joe's ass like that no wonder sometimes I feel like you pack a little

emotional and you go too far but you got a reason so I want to remove myself from

defending [ __ ] Now and I want to join the Dark Side

but that may be [Music] [Applause]

no you are you just did you see it that's some crazy [ __ ] so that [ __ ]

holy [ __ ] I saw that clip on YouTube the guy did a good job he did a good job

with that he came across my feet but yeah Vlad it was a good seven seven years straight

where he was so he was on me he was on me back and I'll never forget the stuff good to see it edited correctly hey

what's the dirt yeah but you gotta listen it but you could work with land I'm not

that type of guy it's not about me working with him or not it's not about that it's about not knowing it's about

saying I would have never if I if I saw that before and it goes to share my lack of Journalism my lack of research now I

was just on your ass [ __ ] like man like a [ __ ] it's flat he's doing this thing you doing your thing but to see that the

way that was put together I feel crazy like damn son like that's what Joe was going through because you you you

[ __ ] muddy the waters with [ __ ] you play gay you do this [ __ ] like we don't know what to take Serious [ __ ] oh my

God like you don't want to explain I ask you plenty of times or get on the phone with me explain to me what's going on so I could defend you properly pause you

don't want to do that [ __ ] go ahead [ __ ] do what you want to do I don't ask to be defended out here but I appreciate that thank you problem

so you can work with them if you want to work well I wouldn't I wouldn't I don't need to give me permissions I'm doing that

that's Mind Tricks well you don't that's not the content

oh what is that you brought the car strike

uh all right somebody want to tell me why that's up there so what happened um I've seen what

happened somebody wanna tell me why that's up there I've seen what happened Tony Yayo drink champs yeah yeah

and I was talking to the fellas earlier I saw Ice Cube's response he had a response he had a response

I saw a son's response I didn't see his what did he say so his response he was uh talking to himself for well get there

backstory first all right well backstory like you said yo-yo was on drink Champs and um DJ efn says that Cube was a

better Storyteller than Biggie and Yayo hit hit the roof like yo you're out of

your mind biggie no way not possible and I did see a bunch of

um conversation going about that like people what side and I wanted to ask you what size I fell on just in terms of Storytelling just

storytelling but so Ice Cube's response to that was yeah Ice Cube's response was

I'm a huge fan of Biggie it's all subjective depends on where your

interests are he said I think I have a bigger body of work and he also said well storytelling and

what just rapping because I tell stories in movies as well so how are you looking

at it okay so just depends on how you look at it I mean he has the bigger hit

story record so that's an easy easy wins what big story is a bigger hit than

that juicy that's autobiographical that's not a stories

um I feel you what's the cube record you talking about today was a good day it's a good day sorry

yeah all right maybe maybe I had Chinese food

all through school and I was wrong earlier with Mel so

let's see what's the second verse sound sounds a

little stories so far am I am I missing something ah I'm

standing with Parks what's the difference between that so

far that's so far is not a story that is a storytelling wait so is there even a whole song I wouldn't read the Scandal

lyrics is there a distinction between autobiographical and storytelling why because everyone's music to some degree

is autobiographical especially in that era I think this telling a story I.E Nas or

Slick Rick or Ice Cube that is a fictional story is different from telling your story I totally do the one

when um when he was like yo uh stupid [ __ ] got told they parked by a hydrant that was a story yes that's

different to me than juicy

autobiographical story as a story yeah and all rappers raps about themselves

are not a storage sure they could have autobiographical

elements because you're referring to yourself but dang this oh yeah this is one of the best sources

I've ever in the history of music to me so we're not we have to argue that to me I just don't look at that story in the same way of children it's fine we don't

have to stay we don't have to stay on that let's get to it let's get to it where do you stand on the debate Cube uh

big big for me big just because there's I

a horrible Story songs from Big and maybe that's East Coast I was just gonna say that that could be a lot of East Coast maybe it may be can we play I'm

Cuban Cube got my summer vacation once upon a time in the projects it was like

a steady mobbin Bird in Hand these are classic story records that if you're

just not familiar with cubes catalog also because of East Coast buyers you would not know I'm pretty familiar with cubes catalog but scope

that's cute excuse me I'm older and a lot of people are really

not as familiar with Ice Cube as a rapper like people don't have ice cube ranked high as a rapper because they

just don't know true but um ice cube was at one point uh

top five rapper in the world so I'm I'm rolling big

yeah Christopher Wallace wish you knew his middle name

George Latoya

[Laughter]

look even that's a story oh my God but I'm not mad at your answer

I'm not mad at nobody I'm not even that mad at nobody I don't think this is a Blasphemous uh

comparison at all no it's not I think it actually makes kind of sense yeah

yeah don't Scarface in the mix big face is high up there too

uh uh big over Scarface as well big

is there anybody above big Dana Dana in storytelling storytelling and Slick Rick

and I think Nas and Biggie are like neck on par for me would maybe know I was getting

the edge because he did it longer but why have biggie so high is really 80 of big versus the story he told a lot of

stories he did and I think that's the difference that's why that's the difference between him and Cube for me is like a greater portion of his catalog

his storytelling I'm about to say his catalog is what yeah but most of those two helped us have [ __ ] arguably his

greatest story is not even on none of them albums soon as she spoke on that note I saw a trench coat one had a Max

spitting all I saw was gun smoke the other hand is Shady I was shooting everybody and I wasn't missing had to

get up this position [ __ ] still hitting feeling how I was in my back lick six shots smoke the [ __ ] with the

Mac the [ __ ] with the shot he's still busting Mariko come on as you know with me all I'm trying to do is shoots

you lying he don't know you are lying

[Music]

yo I know a lot of y'all listening wasn't born in 95. imma just play this

verse about the nurse and we can move on there's no wrong answer to this question if you pick Cube if you pick big

but I was outside in 95. I'm getting head on the beach you singing the word sitting on about half a million you

thinking the words for somebody I never heard it because I heard it was singing the word because I heard it on notorious still singing the words I'm just now

finding out that that was used there and you do a music podcast

and a music podcast

there's a difference question quick question why are we here the top three storytelling rap songs

make a small three lists uh they reminisce Over You children's story has to be in there

like your favorite that was your favorite I'm not saying like you know favorite and best Troy I never really okay that's the story it's all about oh

you hate the autobiography those are my I think that Troy and juicy the two best hip-hop songs of all time arguably I

just don't necessarily count them as story records personally yeah me either in the same way I guess that I look at

Children's Story or NASA's Undying Love or even I gave you power or something like that like those are different types

of stories I'll say one that might be obscure and you guys will probably [ __ ] on me for it but whatever we would never

um Meet the Parents Jay-Z that's a lot of Fisher's favorite that's a really good story

really good stories yeah man why why are you watching like

that I forgot I thought it was just someone threw Will Smith in the Storyteller argument and I actually

summertime The Fresh Prince intro the [ __ ] uh parishes don't understand like you think I could be Mike Tyson I

think I could be Mike Ty Heath he had a lot of ill story records I wasn't mad at someone saying it I'm

not again I'm older so I'm gonna go uh Cinderella

my favorites rewind Nas Cinderella who's Cinderella stand today

they did a lot of Storytelling Eminem is up there on my list yeah

um you on my list I mean I can't name 10

rap 10 better storytelling rappers than me [ __ ] out here you was on that list high up there too

but I'm not allowed to say that I know it's true yeah you can't beat your friends up

that's a shame we can't be vulnerable friends

your friends too many rules too many rules can't do it bro just shut up man

gonna be tough that's it um all right what else is going on in

the universe speaking of storytellers and whatnot book of Hope exhibits

we're going as a group right I think we should I'm with it can we do anything as

a [ __ ] listen I am with it yeah uh Storyteller everything listens

whatever category I want to say because I'm an Avenger but yes hold up there okay of course yeah

I would like to go see the book yeah I wonder what he feels like like your dog they are putting my lyrics at the

[ __ ] Brooklyn Museum and I saw a thing where it was like the outside was just

yeah you just gotta be like yeah I made it come on look that's a fly-ass feeling imagine what you would feel like going

there as a kid too you know what I'm saying you and your mother just go up there all your words is just on the

outside of a [ __ ] building yeah it's a whole exhibit outside my

name being in the African-American Museum history in DC that's far I feel

like clocking with this phone I'll settle for that I bet you would small people no but that's some fly [ __ ] like you

that's some real Superfly [ __ ] but yeah we could do it as a group we should

now let's see if we can get that set up everybody

when do I wanna sound uncultured now

should I wait till they text about it let's see sure play it by ear let's hear

the lack of culture you'll get the point you ain't going to the museum

with you [ __ ] especially I'm not going the lyrics I see you on

the front of the museum right I was like oh yeah I know that song

they've done LeBron James in there they recreated Baseline in there they

did that [Laughter] is [Laughter]

what else it's a bunch of [ __ ] Joe that's it but what else you might change my mind I'm not you're not you you ain't

going you're not cultured enough it's okay it's all right bro I've been the biggest one I understand what else they got I haven't been to baseball

you've seen 17. that's what Jeffrey Dahmer docs 18th one came out you might see it with the spin on it gonna be

exhibits bro okay oh dude museums

why it's fun

I like to get extraordinarily high on marijuana and go look at [ __ ] it's fun

it's cool usually bugged out it's important put on some shades [ __ ] the information I just want to see some cool

[ __ ] all right so there's a bunch of zones in here so Zone one is called already a work of art it says this

section features objects from his career like the jacket from his decoded book The Marcy sign audio interviews of him

recorded through each era of his career Etc section two is Baseline I don't want to

see a jacket zone two is Baseline okay

yeah I'm with you zone three is called did it without a PIN it says this

section is about Jay's music that's kind of [ __ ] up you can't even he didn't write no lyrics down so his actual

Master recordings are on display that's some of the cool things about like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or whatever that show is in Ohio what zone is the

dancing laughs wait for real chill stop what's that

zone four there's also a vinyl collection of the records containing all 236 of the samples used on his

recordings all of them for the first time ever somewhere together

oh they look like he was like all right no you don't say that he look like he's

alive I'm telling you what I said the rest of them one of the cool things usually about

these is like you see the handwritten lyrics and [ __ ] like that but you don't write nothing down so

Meek recently said because he realized that whole and Wayne don't write so he's

not writing anymore either it's just one just just a little quick little you know that's what's up that's fire right yeah

yeah absolutely that's what's up why we're on it a good friend of the show text me just

out of the blue to say I can't believe you let them [ __ ] get away with saying little baby

foreign together

yeah I said it was Dylan you said they worked together yeah he don't work there we're dealing what are they doing he

said me you know that's what was me that's right baby they say both of them but what's the deal what are you doing the Fanatics what do they do they own

they own Fanatics together all right all right moving on anyway got

it just say whatever yo well I don't give a [ __ ] what phone he pulled out his little

phone like it's a Glock

fast forward all right good boy good boy

um section

that's true sports apparel foreign

huh yo come on move on move on move on no I'm not putting nobody on another I

don't know nothing I don't have nothing I'm just sitting here talking to my friends that should give you more encouragement

to put your mans on [ __ ] put us on what are we saying wrong

another what's a zone four bro oh zone four is called win-win in business man

it says this Zone covers Jay's businesses and philanthropic efforts include artifacts and audio tours

covering Rockefeller Rock Nation Businesses rockaware 4040 title et cetera Etc uh section five is called so fly until

we got it yeah all right it's seven sections

I'll go if when I go all them [ __ ] that I've seen in the pictures is going to be there

like oh just please Google they're not gonna be

there the dream Guru was just they're not gonna be there oh then guess who I

was saying about to be there oh you want me to go alone oh like my girl who's supposed to go to the group oh no please please

write me about it yeah same question definitely a question damn

yeah hate to see it that Sean Bradley bar still

yeah yeah I get it I gotta Pump It Up Zone in there somewhere

I think black people to go to museums are weird but huh whoa not for now

you said what I think black people to go to museums are weird why you co-sander

black people going to museums yeah I think it's weird why why because what's the museum

it's a house y'all got it so how are we going to see

it though you're gonna go see it no I'm asking how

no no no thank God they murdered a mask all right yeah the museum is different that's number

one you could go to an aerospace museum I don't have nothing about thievery African-American Museum somewhere yes yes but why do I care about the

Aerospace it depends on what your your interests are

whatever you like there's a museum it's a museum museum of sex yeah [ __ ] like that that's not the story

it's not very good it's a scam yeah it's a scam with the museum don't be mad because it is it should be a scam I went

to the museum

[Laughter]

I'll go to the museum if we could do like our version of a night in the museum where we spend the night in there

and try to get back we try to get back some of the [ __ ]

and then and then the next episode is what like locked up

what free to pie all right now you're right this is

Randy right here I'm going home rat and Randy right I'm hungry what will we eating tell me some of that you know

what see I don't think I know y'all well enough and I'm too vulnerable on here tell me some of the chaotic things that

y'all have done like in your upbringing did you ever go to the supermarket with some friends and just have a fruit fight

I've gone to the supermarket when I was in college and [ __ ] have a thief vest for the cookout everybody was broke okay

no [ __ ] you did that after your pelvic injury yes [ __ ] was going in

there [ __ ] was putting the whole whole things of ribs down they sweatpants

no [ __ ] wait so if you were going but if it got hot what you was gonna do

what you mean you're gonna limp off I wasn't injured you [ __ ] oh it was a

Grace do I limp now no you don't

Hunchback of everything

oh man a fruit fight in the [ __ ] these are your ass whip that [ __ ] was

some of the best ones a little bit lit as it was some of the most fun ones in life arm's a team

17. 18. oh yeah 13 I would have gave you a passion it

sounds funny 13. what did you do at 18 it was dumb Joy rotten

what does that mean like no no like Soul skag [Music] o

for the audience oh man you were selling your [ __ ]

here's a pimp oh you sound [ __ ] yo come on

Joseph at 18 I wasn't having no fruit fights in

a Pathmark this couldn't be no pimp hey you can't wear that over there change your clothes

out the bus stop all right so nobody ever did nothing y'all got it

is going on is that a question for everyone

I was doing bnies at 18. were you really yeah 18 19 yeah I was losing my mind you know

I told you if [ __ ] are seeing I had to get that caddy yeah

[ __ ] are seeing them sign I mean you being around the people you know like in Queens I'm not going to describe that

it was one being need that I did that when I got up I I went back and I gave them some bread

because I you know I felt bad man but you went back to the scene I did years later though

I'm not paying Jr you know what it was that's when I was in that whole karma [ __ ] like a car like I'm like man I was

driving through the neighborhood I'm like I violated this crazy I remember me I'm such a a crazy rabbit

being there watching them come out panicking [ __ ] of course Street like this oh what's going on watching them Panic [ __ ] so how do I go though you

knocked on the door like y'all robbed y'all years ago and I gave him some bread so wait you walked up and knocked on the door and said hey I robbed you

before here's some money when I was young I stole 30 000 worth of [ __ ] but he got 2500 yeah [ __ ]

look at Echo at the [ __ ] Museum wow look at all y'all oh y'all at the

Museum taking pics ran to the pink [ __ ] 2 Chainz

big car at least it's whole no shots to nobody but it's hope it's

like shots no you don't know what I'm saying we're whole Avengers like that's up that's what I'm branding yeah I go I'm going I I'm going I'm going

you know if you knock anything down I'm not doing something

like that come on never never

hit it and rip it you see why you gotta say to my gym man I ain't doing no [ __ ] like that I'm going into to learn so

when we see your shirt come off I ain't doing that in there we will be in Rikers by yourself he'll lock you up they got a

preaching out of that at the library [ __ ] all right all right all right all right

all right all right what's going on what is going on what's going on

important news you know that stuff I don't know who the [ __ ] is that the island boys is the

two weirdo brother dudes that act in the weirdo dudes be posting just two weird

[ __ ] with tattoos and funny hair every time I see him I say who y'all

don't need I don't have to bandwidth to retain the island boys but no apparently

they're kissing their tongue kissing yeah their kids don't that's brothers so people are saying that they are uh nasty

uh incest baiting truly and no not trolling they're being very specific

dating because apparently that is a thing

let me tell you something and and what and why are we focused on the island

boys and the whole museum the news is telling me this morning that the New

York uh they are rewriting redrawing the New

York Congressional map

well apparently and map uh geography people are arguing

and fighting to take politics out of map drawing apparently when you draw the map it pits certain places against certain

places so the map was redrawn a few times and apparently however it got drawn up they

say is responsible for the uh election wins for Jerry Nadler uh desantos and a

few other people so now they're saying that the Democrats are redrawing the [ __ ] so they could get a win in New York

next year they redraw it all the time to try to [ __ ] to modify some [ __ ] no to try to

get the vote more votes I never thought about the politics involved with of course the drawing of a

map of course y'all tell me I'm crazy for not believing that the map is the map

what do you mean I believe in them yeah yeah like you mean what I don't believe that whatever they drew is what

everything is and where it is like the little rumor that behind Arizona is Africa or some should order or the North

Pole or you know just secret Pathways and gateways in this world that I don't think they put on the map for people I

think there's mad [ __ ] in the world that they didn't account for wasn't there or don't have proof of like I just don't

believe it we drew what we knew this is our Utah here Texas here got it but do I

believe that that's what it was originally not and I'm not wrong with that

um what else is important to me here what's important to y'all

because I'm gonna talk about the Yankees putting uh putting uh insurance company tags on

their uniforms that's not just the Yankees the whole NBA did that the last couple of years

the NBA they passed a rule so that that could be done there are other major league teams that do that

but the last team you would expect to do that ever is the Yankees because of their rules and guidelines the Yankees

still don't have names on their jerseys known facial hair no beard no mustache

and no name on your jersey but you can put Star Insurance on your [ __ ] all the way through 2031 for 25 million dollars

a year yeah stop it damn I know they had all the mother oh

I'm not a [ __ ] the Yankees the Yankees have rules that no other team has yeah

like my man used to that's why it's that's why them doing it is being looked at like yo what are y'all doing

business there's no names on the Yankees jersey right no they can't put no names it's not about the National Organization

you can't have facial hair well you got a mustache that's it even if you're an exact because my man used to work for uh

the Nets oh Drew and at one point Annette's in the Yankees oh the Nets and

the Yankees were um a partnership so everybody at the Nets couldn't have facial ear neither but that was a

steinbrunnership like even the [ __ ] in the higher ropes it's not just the players who made that rule it's time bro

Jordan he's the only team I mean I get that they're paying Aaron judge a lot of money

cut your [ __ ] Arrow I think it's nuts though yeah and it

looked funny when they walk out there they look funny looking at Yankee Pinstripes are other MLB teams doing

this yeah okay yeah again I don't yeah I'm not familiar with baseball listen the more the more money the better the more Revenue we got to play the games

anyway and we're the uniforms anyway I'm not against I'm not against this I'm against it when it comes to the Yankees

I don't like seeing it even in the NBA I don't like the little the NBA Super Tires no why they look wet that [ __ ] look like a Canadian League or a [ __ ]

hey hey hey hey I had a scowl no it's just a stop it

stop it man she's sitting right here yeah she's right here as your co-host your friend it was just

Canada Day all the [ __ ] that play overseas they get sponsorships they look like a [ __ ] NASCAR yeah you know what

I'm saying like whatever the sponsor you taking it on because they're giving you bread so you're just putting all these different tags and logos on your [ __ ]

NBA would be blah blah blah insurance right there on your [ __ ] it's weird [ __ ] look funny it is weird just because

we're not used to seeing it come on what else is the internet mad at uh they say little baby can't sell out his tour yeah

cancel bunch of dates canceled a bunch of dates for his tour yeah what does it mean

react he ain't had no big slaps in a minute it didn't look like I said it when I

first saw it this is not a tour that I pers as a fan of his this is not a toy that I would rush out to go see is there

anybody else on it yeah he has um I think glows on there I'll get y'all can talk I'll get the other names on

here they canceled on it that's why you wouldn't want to go is because the other names that run well when you if you

don't have the slaps like that to perform like I just saw a little baby perform with Chris Brown on tour and

uh he did okay um the supporting acts would kind of

make up for a lot of that too right and if it's you got a person who has maybe

one record like I don't even or some other accent I don't even know it's like I'm not rushing out to get this to go to

this talk um yeah but off namesake wouldn't you think that little baby would fare better

in an arena tour no no not necessarily

okay it's 20 000 people yo real little kid Leroy glossop rylo

Rodriguez Honcho oh okay y'all wasn't trying to sell it out

that's what that tell me real quick you're all one trying to sell that out at all

yeah respectfully of course you talk about an arena tour you better vote that's a pavilion tour something like

even and even that I told y'all when I went to see um Chris Brown and Little Baby

outside of the major markets they were doing amphitheaters which for Chris

Brown is not he don't do those so now a little

baby is headlining the tour and you got your your support and acts on the toy ain't really got no slaps

like that and you're trying to sell um if the musicians did it did a strike

[ __ ] rolling loud would be calling Spotify to them so people would get on the phone and try to Pony up some money and find out how we can fix this and see

that's the other thing I think happens you get these names who headline festivals and you you kind of get a little okay we

had x amount of thousands here at this festival and you think I could sell that on your tour that's not all yours true

there's a lot of names on that Festival that they're here to see it ain't necessary you're the headliner but everybody there is not there for you and

it'll it can gas you you know you think you can sell out a bigger ring Arena than you really can or bigger venue or even if they was I'm

still getting a accumulation of artists that I might like or just be all right with me but I wouldn't mind seeing them

right I don't know if I'm gonna spend 400 to see him right like these tickets now are like you said this [ __ ] is

starting to be a luxury item that [ __ ] is expensive dog [ __ ] Kane Brown tickets was like 400

like that [ __ ] is starting to be expensive Beyonce selling out that [ __ ] is expensive Beyonce and that and that's the

alternative to us not striking because we still got to find an answer right how

do we eat how do we feed our families the alternative to that is raising the price of music all together

which is taking it from the fans it's [ __ ] up but yeah music will be a luxury ticket

item listen to your [ __ ] thoughts and your silence or talk to your friends

your family yeah word hey the smoke detector that

you ain't [ __ ] fixed get a little beat up not for nothing too

this would be the time to strike because if you get TV and music that's why I'm calling all of these

people [ __ ] because this is how these things work right you don't have to work together to work together all you got to

do is see oh they doing that now oh the actors joined now let's go let's go

let's join in now see where you get your entertainment from word all entertainment especially

in hip-hop it'll be a whole lot of 99 bottles of beer on the wall

hey dust off your twister talk about yo NFL we're going to extend

this to about 20 games a year that's a good point

you bring entertainment to a halt completely you get [ __ ] you get ready yeah 20 24 for the whole year yeah it

ain't gonna last that long I don't think it would it don't last that long and this nigga's first year really being

able to be back outside after exactly the covet just when you do it pressure this is when you do it yeah remember how

cold we feel now we're gonna show you know why you all so stupid out there why y'all should have been did it y'all ain't been dropping no [ __ ] music

anyway word this was the Year y'all let them beat you down with all this oh no number one rap albums since eight months

guess what and it won't be none no time soon get a load of that we at home they

fell for the okie doke the other way like oh we can bundle again yeah we can bundle again that's what

they gave them hey you could bundle again start in July we can bundle

yeah we can bundle [ __ ] yeah you're stupid I don't know my [ __ ] I own me

I've worked for me I mean I work for y'all too but I worked for me I solicit my own [ __ ]

when some of these industries get to stop in some [ __ ] I'm gonna keep on going the [ __ ] out of here

oh what else what else is the internet mad at uh Drake did an interview with some little white girl

that's that's the take during the interview with some little white girl okay the internet is mad about it why

any reason they want him to sit down yeah sometimes they want Drake to stop sitting down with little white girls

you have to say that that's what they're saying I said this segment is what the internet is mad at

Drake has sat down with a bunch of little white girls or a bunch of just abstract

media people that have nothing to do with music really so the music people not me making myself clear but music

people are like I don't that's enough I'm back come back home come on let's let's hear it now

so any man about it yeah I'm not they're gonna be mad people sit with who they're comfortable

with sitting with true what they're feeling a interview interview Elliot Elliott

Elliot he's done every interview I want to go do some weird [ __ ] I feel

and then there's that there's that little interview beef going on I don't want to call interview beef but

um it was little baby and Rollo rylo Rodriguez excuse me and he said that uh

sway was the goat of hip-hop media Elliot took a fist to that and it's been

like all right I heard all that [ __ ] you said nobody's doing better interviews like you start poking his chest out saying

like he's is the man all right sway he's the man I didn't see anything wrong with that you

got to give away his sway as a man I didn't see a thing wrong with it what about that joke

what do I feel about it yeah what do you feel about this I think I think they both goats uh I'm not mad at anybody that says sway

is the greatest of all time got it I don't see how you could be if it's me

but I do like spicy Ellie I like the competition I like spicy Elliott because I sat down with Elliot and was like

y'all [ __ ] is listen people have been accused of being too boring to on script

to journalist sticky in this personality driven era so I do like spicy Elliot and

it hasn't just started with the sway shot no no he's been he's been at it I

want to say since I left them so I do like that

but you know I think it started with the um the list

yeah I started with the list that list boy that list took a lot of [ __ ] up it really did I don't make another list ever I'll be trying I'll be talking

about that thank you thank you you know I'll be

tired put me on the list

no I wouldn't no I would not got it bro we're on the podcast I know

and that's what I'm saying if you were seventh pod man you'd be like word yeah I got him up yeah you crack your nose

like all right let's get busy your turn up I would apply uh some lyrics from one of my favorite rappers ever voice to

five nine the verse where Kanye went up there and said uh and try to [ __ ] on

race and M when they was nominated in the same category Kanye went up there and thanked all the nominees everybody in that category

wrote a verse I've been away from the game so I don't remember it offhand but the verse basically was saying I wasn't

being said they motivated him and normally that would be ammo to go with him but that ain't my Mo yeah you

basically saying I got to work harder if my peers that I think should acknowledge me in the moment where I'm nominated

with them don't acknowledge me that I just got to work a little harder if I was seventh I would just feel I got to work hard I'm number one and feel like I

gotta work harder I was gonna say like if you number one and has been number one on these lists for a minute and you

move to seven it's like drastic fall off what happened what went wrong if I moved to seven from one I

would be blaming y'all y'all have really dropped the ball wow y'all really let go

of this platform yeah you're just being honest today huh I'm telling the truth so now I will blame you all right so

hold on hold on we've been here for a couple of years a couple years ago now I'm on the other

side of that you get the other Saturday I can't do it alone all right all right I can't do this alone all right my [ __ ]

y'all are ones too on my list

sometimes sometimes I hate them but y'all

Let's Make a Difference nah because when y'all got here I was number one so if I just lift the number seven come on yes

you do man what we would say damn I got six lots of

words no you think that's what I would do no we know

you know me buddy I'm with you I know that's wrong

if you went from number one to number seven if you tell me it's wrong I'll change right now

if you went from number one to number seven when we got here that might just big up to other people

yeah no true that's a fact all right but you know the yin yang in the world big

enough somebody else I mean they're what in Joe Budden you taught me this

you just said it in your interview too yo dog why didn't my interviews

yo that's not necessarily why do you keep sneaking the interviews out on us though why you don't tell us about to

drop another bomb this week I didn't even drop it well he's like oh I didn't even drop it

now what and on top of it that was the same photo shoot [ __ ] I know what that is no no actually that's what I want to laugh at it's not

on the source he had to wrinkle beat up v-neck it wasn't wrinkled it wasn't dude spanking though well the lens the lens

of the camera was dirty it was Brands

oh they put the filters on this [ __ ] they put the dirty clothes filter now my man away little his [ __ ] this [ __ ] got a

crease right now in this new what what do you've ever seen with a wrinkle without a crease he read the comments too much that's

what the comments were saying no the picture wasn't your most not steamed it wasn't pull it up pull it up but on the

new picture while you do that it was a suit and tie like I can't think

he gave him the suit yeah just the blades they ain't wanna he didn't want to put the time it was just the Blazer

yo casual [ __ ] went to [ __ ] you went back to Century 21. oh [ __ ] man you

ready yo what's wrong with you and you all right now I'm done

I support this uh all right so y'all have Sway in the Elliott sway versus

and that's why as far as broadcast yeah journalism

flip just showed a mail a picture issue on the interview what she said she cracked jokes I did not crack jokes you

look very nice thank you it looks very forbes-ish thank you hopefully

I work harder you look like a real estate agent okay you got it you like the picture yeah

right you like it we got it [Laughter]

that foot get the gun why both your feet whatever uh I said sway as far as

broadcast but uh Ellie in journalism you always got these things

storytelling journalism

you give your opinion I like sway I like swear too but Elliott

is fire but you know sway I've been watching this way for years I watched more suede decades hey I watched more

suede than Elliot I grew up on sways you know what I'm saying man you grew up in earlier too you just don't know

I was just about to say I was about to ask y'all hence why has Ellie been around for a long long time yeah but put

me on a box because Ellie was a a journalist and an editor for the source in a double XL which is massive in fact

the sway was more into broadcast see I didn't know that radio and then MTV and uh His Radio Show again so now he makes

sense that from my channel yeah from Elle's Point yeah okay hell could be

looking at it like nah [ __ ] all that true definitely I like that though I like spicy Elliot me too it's funny

that makes sense

you don't know what that is he dude you know that oh yeah uh what else what

else what else what else let's see the ESPYs the SBS happened come on clap it up run flap It Up Lil Wayne performed A

Milli and rearranged changed some of the lyrics to incorporate modern day sports

stars and story lines come on come on come on man a genius at work fire

well I know you got it I have it I know if you want to hear it we do

yeah I'm a Young Money really young man tougher than Nigerian hair my criteria

compared to your courageous isn't fair and I'm over New Orleans like an angel reset my princess

doing fine in a second

Powers

[Music] come on

regular a million lyrics

[Music]

come on man

the goat one of the best wow oh my oh my God Wayne come on

there's only one that's the way man it's only one I like it react

I think it's super fire I like it too

ish how do you feel react it sounds fire but why do am I getting sarcasm from you

it was blah it was like just sounded like um when they remixed things for

commercials a little bit uh it's the ESPYs it's Wayne they're mixing it for a commercial exactly yeah it had to be PGA

hmm I like I don't work for that space I don't do nothing in sports and I heard the real Emily like outside in clubs

again he can't stay there I know like what I'm not saying I'm here either like

victim women y'all know no there's lines he just can't say something else

can you say something else yeah I don't want to hear so now I'm making sports themed it's on on brand with what I'm

here for listen brother if you think that was the most amazing thing I didn't say nothing about the most amazing thing

since sliced bread it sounds like the producers came up with this idea like yeah and I got a nice check for it

of course God bless I'll be up here one by me in two there you go I ain't mad at him [ __ ] it get that bread Wayne it was

all right it wasn't fly to me as usual

I'm glad to see this one I was very critical of Wayne's performances so when I see him do something good I'm gonna

shout it out I agree with ice what's that T-shirt about you going on

now I gotta get into you nothing see dads are cool too and it's all three TV dads where did you get it from

yo you really he'd be mad at the 101s I do what why'd

you be mad because he's stunning it looks good you want one I do say less

I like one of them [ __ ] on there like two of them niggasmination of like

six of them [ __ ] hey if you don't get you how are you doing you know what man you like you like Carl Winslow no I

don't like calling I'm saying that's that's the one you relate to the most it looks like him

you laughing at me ish I'm laughing at ice Uzi did respond to these uh comments

he's been making about experimental tapes and the real tape is coming and blase blase blah he spoke to act this is

what he said stations is not is Uzi whatever whatever it's it's it's it's a

it's a very select conversation is Uzi still him what is him the most

influential [ __ ] in the culture the most talented [ __ ] who was dropping

songs that is just [ __ ] trying [ __ ] that's why it's not even about the music being all the way 100 good I'm trying

I'm still trying I'm trying I I never stopped trying even when y'all

think I'm not doing [ __ ] I'm trying [ __ ] behind the scenes and two it sounds good enough for me to present it to y'all I'm

trying I've been trying the whole time I've never not been trying I'll tell you we don't like a scientist

don't go overnight like on the movies it took Robin Williams to make flubber

the whole damn movie it took an old movie to make it right you know a movie two hours but a movie is really like a

year it took them the whole movie to make flubber

to be right Flubber wasn't right it's putting that [ __ ] on my [ __ ] basketball shoes and [ __ ] it was fun all

right thanks for telling me about Flubber what do y'all think about that I appreciate any artist that's out there

trying so I don't want to take away from that but that was a crock of [ __ ] I think the word he meant was

experimenting that's right that's what he's saying yeah like rather than trying why do you think it's a cracker [ __ ]

because that goes out the window once you sell it to me it's not you're trying anymore this is

the product that you're selling if the plumber come over to fix some [ __ ] and want to try out some new methods you

should have did that [ __ ] before you got here once you're here to do the service fix the [ __ ]

don't experiment with don't experiment on my dime experiment on yours when you paying for studio time when your label

is paying for the studio time while I'm home knowing nothing about what you're doing you've been away for years you had

time to experiment [ __ ] once you sell it that's what you're standing in it's not the time for you to say hey my real

[ __ ] is coming in two weeks Dirk did the same thing recently he said yo my Deluxe is coming honestly this should have been

the main stop saying that to people I think that's a disclaimer um I think

when they I think it's after the reactions that they get yeah that's what I think too I'm gonna clean it up but yeah but then there's a slap it's a slap

that's the [ __ ] that could read through all of this [ __ ] but at the same time if I am trying to experiment

with a new sound and I think I got it I still gotta now take it somewhere to my label or whatever I gotta they gotta

okay stand in it they put it out that's that's why I'm saying that that's why I'm saying it's [ __ ] because once

you took it to your label whatever results uh come from that stand in there so it's not the product it's the um my

real album is coming I don't like that my real album [ __ ] I do appreciate the fact that because we

knock artists all the time when they just keep putting out the same exact thing and they don't try anything new they don't try to push the envelope we

did some when they do that so I do definitely appreciate an artist of his magnitude that's trying to do different

things but when you package it up you sell it don't do it on don't do it on

NBA don't don't try some new [ __ ] move on NBA on TNT our eight o'clock

game you should have been in the gym that morning or the month work on your

[ __ ] moves and come out here and try to get it done because that's the product now when you step on the floor same with him see I I I I disagree with

that piece right here but I think that you can try it and just say y'all tried something new whether it hit whether it

missed I tried something new don't say yo don't know if it worked until you put it out though that's my thing so don't say a week I'm proud enough to stand in

no matter what album drops yo my real album is coming next month

that's some [ __ ] say yo this is my album even if it's not well received so the word so the wording is what bothers

y'all no the excuse and the disclaimer that you put out that the real album is on the way because we've seen this [ __ ]

with artists that are scientific labels you got to put the label album out and then after that you get the that's where

that's where the mixer is out it's just a cleaner it's been years and you're manipulating

the audience you put it out my thing is again I tried something new if it don't hit he had the number one album in the

country right but if it don't hit you can say yo dick I went a different direction artistically I put something

out I tried something new yeah yeah or don't even say that just put out another project immediately

after yeah you know what I'm saying but don't even know even even pushing it to number one was yo if y'all do this I'll give

you that I forgot that piece again and I think all of that oh that's just business I think all that's just part of

the business I'm gonna do but we see these [ __ ] do whatever they can do to get their album try to shoot up the number one so if I gotta say this Yo

cool go buy this album if y'all make it number one I'll give you this because I know y'all I'm telling you the things

that uh me as a consumer feel like is a smack in the face to me when I hear it

I'm not telling nobody else how to feel about it but when I hear that yo this should be my should have been my main

well [ __ ] they make it the [ __ ] man you've been living with these records you to let everybody hear these records

y'all don't have Think Tank the label the A and on your [ __ ] heard them everybody heard them

should have been my [ __ ] Mane this is to your point about when uh uh

Metro resequenced [ __ ] thugs album like take some time and present the [ __ ]

the way it should be presented true true and then if we're gonna kill it then live with it see even that

I don't look at that as as that I look at that as same way like I used Gunner's last album

not not the one that just came out classic should have went triple oh but the previous one um DS forever they got this thing where

the album come out and then two or three days later you're finding a way to put the album back out again whether it be

with one new record whatever you want to call it I think that's what happened in Thug case hey Metro's version we just

flipped the songs around and we added the two songs they just change instead of saying Deluxe they called it Metro's version

because we've seen that happen with a bunch of albums the album drop Friday and Monday There's a deluxe with two new songs from Big acts the weekend did it I

don't care about that I'm just saying that your words that's why I said

what's holding y'all up because it's the same practice they just changed the words

dropping the album and putting it back out for whatever reason it's the same project the words speak to

your intent so while the action may be the same the intent don't be the same true so they should stop trying to sell

people [ __ ] and then telling them that it's half-ass [ __ ] because you manipulate the audience they

should stop doing that and you I'm trying to basically no but

I'm saying basically saying I ain't put that much like but they get arrogance of being so

blatant about it I get it I get it I understand it I'm just saying from there in they are trying to manipulate the

audience that's clear what they're doing I'm trying to just I want to shoot these things your audience I think I think when these

[ __ ] are sheep you can tell them whatever and they still gonna go and they're proving it they are proving it we don't have to be

covert I can tell you exactly what it is and y'all still gonna run out and buy it they don't give a [ __ ] enough to put out the real product on the first release

then I don't give a [ __ ] enough to talk about them for more than five minutes uh

well let's try to knock out a few of these okay because this one should be simple this is from this is our part of

the show segment this is from Mass 3nj hello master NJ what's up mans Mass says

this is a conversation I've seen going around and one I had before that I wanted to ask you guys well all right

in a committed relationship is it inappropriate to like thirst trap picks

on IG especially of obtainable women or men I myself stopped because we had to

talk and I wouldn't like it if she was liking shirtless pics of guys that she knew is this compromise you guys would

respect or do you think it's inappropriate I think it depends on your um your boundaries in your relationship

me and my girl don't trip over that [ __ ] it's whatever yeah my girl we don't trip like [ __ ] we raced to certain chicks

pictures because you like the same [ __ ] but um we it's funny we were just having this conversation and she was saying I

don't give a damn what you like she's like but if it's a picture and it's just

her ass or something and I see you like under there I might feel away

being an issue like if it was a [ __ ] dick print pick or something like that you'd be like all right yeah you Wilding

now so something like that you know it's really just what whatever y'all in your relationship whatever you all agree upon

like we're working parks and his wife relationship or ish and his girl me and my girl is for the gentleman that asked you got to

have a conversation with her true I think it's compromise I think it's healthy compromise it is I think if it's

if it if you arrive at that um verdict mutually then it's cool I think if one

person is forcing the other person to do that I don't think it's cool because it's something that you're not really volunteering to do

um I don't care I don't even know what my girl likes to be honest with you I don't I've also had some friends in in

relationships where they were like super overprotective about that [ __ ] like yo you gotta unfollow these girls oh yeah

you don't even know type [ __ ] it's like fam that's an unreasonable one of my friends relationships they had to go

unlike

but you know I feel you on that I make it a point to make sure my name is right

next to all the baddies pictures so my girl could see it if she follows them and I better not see her name under

nothing or else you don't run around in it yeah that's

it that's right this is one of those areas where the double standard applies

sorry I'm me Mel you you um what would you take me to do

um if you had someone who cared about you I would

honestly a language it really if you are if you're that active on social media kind of probably be a little bit of a

turn off yeah for me yeah but you can go to the Usher concert and address with your ass out and twirl around and do

whatever the [ __ ] you want I haven't done anything no you said you said Jamaica and Tina

what about me going to the Usher concert yeah and the outfit like he had on and he said nobody could say your man can

say something to you you really really had a problem with her outfit these [ __ ] wait hold on these [ __ ] I don't

give a [ __ ] about her yeah so it'll be a turn off if he was liking pictures but you should be able to do

that and he say nothing to you just say yes or no I understand uh

[Laughter] I think that you know Ice's point of

saying you know the gratuitous stuff if it was like just like an ass as a picture and he's liking it I'd be like

really like really are you serious you know like that impresses because it

really was a nice ass okay fine you know I have no problems with him appreciating other women's

Beauty I love this [ __ ] because For the First Time I'm with someone and we have the same

type of woman that's never happened it's usually exact opposites like what she like is not what

I like me and my girl we love the same type of chick so this is we be right there click click like damn

yeah it's the type that I like um slim thick

like I'll be I'll call her a damn joke she just put 13 minutes ago you already under that like we joke about the [ __ ]

we'll see police in her no I'm not policeman I said we joke the police in the lights

no no no no no no no no no sir

no police joking is the [ __ ] no no no no I see what you did ain't no policing

over here just nine minutes ago why you couldn't

wait we have fun with that what a laugh we have fun with it

I don't know this guy y'all what your own police joke nah

you police police you like the FBI police I think Secret

Service yeah [ __ ] like the SWAT police I don't do nothing all right come on no I got some more we got some more we got

some more am I wrong for not compromising with my ex slash mother of my child yes

just to be as concise as possible she believes oh and this is from Jonathan q123 just to be at just to be as concise

as possible she believes I should work on my flaws before regaining a title of being together she asked flaws as well

but I don't remove our title until she but I don't remove our title until she

improves hers is that right yes that's right do you have one all right I don't

believe in that I believe in improving each other while being together not abandoning each other while there's Improvement to be made especially when

you've shown Improvement and they add new things to the list this is my first real relationship and it's with a woman

older than me that grew up in dysfunction dysfunction like most of us that's the end

to that you gentlemen say I toss it to our panel of experts um

it's tough I think that uh I don't know how OT is in comparison how

old she is sounds a little controlly um especially if she putting you on a back burner while you quote unquote grow

so now what if you get your [ __ ] popping now you could come back I think that's what

I think that yo you go over there get right and then come back over here is that's a weird way to handle it it's

a little it's a little it's a little funny I understand though it could because it could be deal breaker [ __ ]

like it could be deal breaker [ __ ] everybody has our deal breakers and relationships that we you know what I

mean you gone some things are tolerable some things are not I just think it sounds a little funny like when you like

yo well you could go over there get right and then come back I don't really like the sound of that I agree with you

I don't like it either but I think there are exceptions it depends on what you're

that's what I said like what you're working so what are you working on you know what I mean yeah like if I'm your partner and I feel like

where you're trying to go you can't get there while we're together like you got too much focus on me like I'm too much

of a distraction you calling it love but I can see how it's affecting your work then I'm gonna remove myself and say Hey

try to go try and get it done put yourself right yes there's something that is but would that affect them more

what if that causes more you know uh Bill's character Bill's character oh [ __ ] I believe that it does but if

you if you say that okay I see that I'm distracting you wait what listen hold on stop doing that they need to [ __ ]

stuff I'm trying to talk to you as my brother bro let me hear

so if you see you're saying that if you see somebody struggling and you're the distraction you're going to remove

yourself and tell them to go focus on that [ __ ] and it builds character don't forget that part yeah

it's not the fact that you may feel like they're too much hold on they may be

possessive and you want to remove yourself it's just like the Conway is like now go go focus on your job and

[ __ ] like that over there go focus on work I'm gonna move myself because I feel like I'm a distraction to you if

possessiveness is distracting you from work then you we need to remove The Possession

but then it may be okay but then we're removing what they became

possessed of in the first place that's what I'm talking about I don't think it'd be that easy to remove yourself oh

speak for yourself I get the [ __ ] out of here um you potting I'm not buying [ __ ] yeah

[ __ ] come climb through your window and trees [ __ ] because I left exactly so it wasn't easy that's what

I'm saying I get the [ __ ] out of there all right but it still made it hard for you Joe you still hate it hard but that's still

it's still a distraction that's a distraction I see okay all right I think I'm saying

Parks yeah I think it depends on what the behavior that you got to work on is like

if it's I've had people that have chemical dependency you might have to go handle it like to

the point where you're destructive you're [ __ ] up the house you know what I mean you might have to go work on that yourself and then maybe we can talk

but then when I say maybe we can talk who the [ __ ] actually waits like we got

to stop doing that I mean if you really care about them and stuff like that you may be there if it's a rehab situation

or something like that but a lot of people don't wait when people say those lines were go take care of it and I'll be here

it depends and there's also the skills what's the chances depends on where you are in your life if

I'm around when you get your [ __ ] right everybody in here has been going about their business and bumped into somebody

that they used to [ __ ] date or be in a relationship so I mean you don't have to think that you're waiting for that

person you could be going on about your business and they went on about there yeah just crossed later and you have

that catch-up talk hey what's been going on and [ __ ] is lighting up true but I look at it okay that that does

happen that's not what I was saying but I I agree there's also a sliding scale if we're

talking about chemical dependency for for this kind of extreme example maybe they're in a terrible

self-destructive spot but they can get to a point where it's at least manageable and you can be around them or you knew them prior to yeah

and now you went down this slippery slope I can't be a part of that because I got this going on I can't let my kids

see that whatever the case may be so if you get yourself together maybe you could come back and we could hopefully

amend this thing right that's a good example yeah all right good luck hopefully we were

able to help John Q you got it hot uh let's see here I don't have anything

in TV that I need to share about hijacking oh hijacking advisor by the

way thank you caught up that [ __ ] is fine stop wait I said hijack on Twitter

I'm not gonna get carried away but I'm thoroughly enjoying it this [ __ ] don't say nothing cause I'm about to watch it

this weekend I gotta struggle hard to understand them accents and [ __ ] oh we put on um I can't

watch TV without subtitles anything I mean but it's great so far yeah it's great it's great so far yeah I like that

and I was telling you guys like that hey it ain't good oh I'm sorry ain't gonna be no TV report soon too so let's get them all out now get it in yeah

um there's a series also on Apple called um the crowded room I started it Tom Holland Superman or Spider-Man I should

say I only watch one episode a little bit of a slow burn but as it's getting further into it it's getting really

really really really good I'm gonna ask you a question um how do you feel about what Tom Holland said about how he's taking a

break from acting yeah like how do you feel about that what do you think that that is uh well after watching this

series I understand why he said it he said that this particular role in the series called the crowded room

um that he needed to take he needed to take a break because he's you know he's one of those actors that gets method

real intense you know um and he just said it really wore on

him okay yeah yeah but but he said that I

love um he said something I love movies but I don't love Hollywood

yeah yeah he's trying to get as far as he can away from it yeah yeah exactly so because you know you you uh you know I

mean I actress and actor uh listen I'm all for this younger generation of

actors actresses um athletes um like Naomi

um Osaka acknowledging that they aren't going to burn themselves out or you know

compromise their mental health for the sake of work or for the sake of

everybody's expectations of them they acknowledge when they have hit their breaking point and they need to take a

break from it I I really love that about them you know I have an enormous amount of respect so for him to say listen I

need to take a really long break assess what's going on in my life I think that that's dope because it is a really intense role this movie or sorry the

series The crowded room like it's Osaka [Music]

oh they had a baby oh congrats yeah thank you

I think more people is just kind of what you were saying about Tom Holland they just realizing they starting to see more

they're getting more information about the actual business and it's just running people away yeah like I mean I

found his quote and he was like I'm a massive fan of making movies but I do not like Hollywood it's not for me the

business really scares me I understand that I'm a part of that business and I enjoy my interactions but I'm looking

for ways to remove myself from it look at the names that we're naming these people are top of the Heap you know what I mean like yeah they can fall back

I seen it was a threat on Reddit about the water guns that we had here the spiral joints

and then it was like 70 comments complaining about the price of it it was 178 dollars

and I had a good laugh to myself in bed laying down like whack 100 just getting a good good little laughing

oh so I want to just tell y'all I don't want to hear anything else about

me or my life from you if you don't have two hundred dollars

for fun for like some entertainment [ __ ] for yourself molasses if you don't have that then

take my name off of the list of people that you can critique and bother and

annoy feel like there's other things for you losers to do oh my God if that 179

really swayed things in the household

pack it up and that's on that numbness I know y'all looking like oh he's wild

again oh I am dead the [ __ ] ass you know those water guns [ __ ] wanna y'all

don't get to dissect all this [ __ ] we talk about up here you can't buy the water gun that's all about God did you see how it

is oh my God I taste flip oh my God and perks no [Laughter]

I've told you how much the Wi-Fi costs man

that's the problem that's the problem everything else then got inflated except

for Wi-Fi we need to pick that that need to be fixed that'll change some [ __ ] I need

elitism to hit the net that's what the problem is right yeah

it's got to tell it to you oh uh all right let's see here crazy all right man

another great pod yada yada yada [ __ ] [ __ ] get money hold it down have a blast enjoy your

summer enjoy your friends your family your hobbies your vices

do you nobody else is going to do it for you yeah I mean keep us in your prayers Lord knows we

need to be there hey until next time we bid you a dude

farewell adios arrivederci hasta la vista arvoir remember life is a series of moments

hold up and moments passed so let's make this one last as if it's all we

as if it's all we have and last but certainly not least I wouldn't let you

go of course you don't want to go [ __ ] I'm him [ __ ] you talking about why you got to go to heaven and you're

here yeah I mean last but not least

they might need it show me how deep love can pass from my

whole pelvic in that bed show me how deep love

that's inappropriate

did that is over y'all on your partner ever come together at the same time tell me about it yes before we go it is very

lit very amazing who makes a noise first probably me

wait [Music] hey that's her [ __ ] slow it down

I'm being vulnerable I'm answering the question that's what they can do in a DJ

let's walk it out let's walk it out I'm not laughing yet nothing funny yet

you can be vulnerable here I'm comfortable sir so

one of y'all has to say I'm about to come first right but one of y'all has to do a body

movement to say you're about to come right yeah you know so you know

so when you think she's about to come and you feel you about to come you'll start screaming first I ain't nobody's

saying about screaming you say he makes a noise so you'll start moaning before she does I'm moaning already

so you're just non-stop moaning that's her she likes that she likes to hear that when you me too I like the mirror

she has to make a noise first and then you join in you're a tenor okay

I'm wrong you do what you do I asked the whole panel I'm not focusing on ice

because I think before girls start to come they start to get to uh it works up to that it does so she already making a

little noise yeah she already I mean we moaning already but when it's that point

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these [ __ ] flip you and girls really like the moon

I'll wait till she do it I used to be on some Macho [ __ ] this [ __ ] said I started moaning [ __ ] yo I'll be on my

Macho [ __ ] and she like no I like that that do it some women like when you go you're being on Macho [ __ ] during sex is

hilarious it really is like what are y'all talking about as men it's men [ __ ] hold up hold up

you can't hide your pimple and wait what that [ __ ] is just saying

being on Macho [ __ ] what is macho [ __ ] during sex should we take that to patreon yes we could

a white older lady gets on the elevator with me and all of a sudden she clutches her purse

it made me feel some type of way and then it made the whole situation uncomfortable because I'm pulling she's

pulling yeah [Applause]

it was funny listen I'm just ending with a couple of quick little jokes ending in

a good mood I like this type of stupid dark humor here's the last one and we're getting

out here that was a big time alcoholic Major League alcoholic black out every night kind of alcoholic

but to his credit my dad never once laid a finger on

either me or my mom not once and I don't know if it was just because he loved us so much or if he just

hated my sisters [Laughter]

yeah I want to tell inappropriate jokes like this yo I do [Applause]

why though because I'm not a comedian right and if I said I was a comedian and the

comedians would come out and say hey you're not a comedian right [ __ ] black ass

pay your dues and they're redrawing the New York Congressional map all right I'm at it love you guys

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