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heart or our own enjoy the show I thought about that this morning though this morning I thought

hmm should I text everybody to say I was thinking about texting everyone last night yeah last night like hey we're

working again no I wanted like a little pep talk I was thinking about hitting the chat being like oh man you know a game tomorrow

and now we're about an hour into our recording day and melon flips delay here

so I don't think that they knew that we were working today I think Melissa does whatever she wants

that's that's really my theory woman privilege yeah it's true it exists and

flip might not know we working but it's cool okay yeah I like it we're not gonna call them

call them for what like you huh we working man working my ass they'll call

me on payday [Laughter]

before vacation there you go come online

it's good to be back though it's good to see you back it is good to be back like a lot of [ __ ] been happening couldn't

talk about it it ain't like that you ain't like that I ain't like that no I kind of liked it no I didn't I loved it

I love not having to think about [ __ ] for a week like I have to think about it but every time we not here is when all

the [ __ ] start happening that's a fact but it feels good

hey who's that who's there that's big man oh [ __ ] hey okay

all right she joined us [Applause]

a lady is here you just don't give a [ __ ] that you work

with your boss really been on Planes Trains and

Automobiles a 55-minute flight took 24 hours to get here flights are [ __ ] up

what happened anybody traveling flights are [ __ ] why did you drive because I'm at the airport I'm in Canada

it's an international flight and my luggage is already checked and it's like you think that they're going to rectify

the problem for a 55 minutes when was your flight originally my original flight was 12 45 PM yesterday afternoon

oh so the day before work well yeah

I but really right

there how you doing is the important part I'm

doing it welcome thank you uh what were we doing

just now always talking [ __ ] we're talking about here we didn't know if y'all knew it was working yeah yeah of course of course of

course there's two empty seats I don't know what's happening here I have I have no idea where this one is well maybe he

couldn't get a flight back too yeah I don't know no jokes his hot flights are really fun yeah no for real getting from to here from like Long Island tough

it's tough Philly flight did take a minute helicopter yo you stupid yeah oh man

listen you talking to [ __ ] that done been to the countries and in that matter of day or days drove cross country in a

Suburban I don't remember the [ __ ] about nothing yeah I drove we didn't drove we drove

from here to Chicago yeah Dallas to L.A

[ __ ] every seat filled words with merch with merch I drove from Denver to

Phoenix [ __ ] straight on the Adderall facts we stopped one time in that little only for you to clean the dashboard

little story in that time we shouldn't have been in oh yeah again that's always that's when they told you fill up and

get out no that was a different time anytime you drive across country you're going when you stop he's gonna be one of

them down you're gonna know White's only gas yeah oh like a sun downtown yes A Sundown downtown exactly

don't stop your town they sent me in the store and [ __ ] I took it that's when I turned into a

color like [ __ ] Corey's with us

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yo oh my God all right who's ready to pause

we ready we're ready yeah we emptied the oh [ __ ] it huh

we good we're good of course [Applause]

you got to get back in the groove when you come back and you don't have Global Entry yeah

if you don't have global entry and they treat you like just a peasant just regular

regulars peasant yeah oh [ __ ] when

you're when you're traveling that [ __ ] is not fun when you when you're traveling you start to understand oh man have a

try on this do I want to be today no no but that's when you get it a little bit

we landed over there they were supposed to add a person there waiting with the sign

the person wasn't there and mobe Montego hot spot

they put us on a line long lines dude you step on the elevator aircraft use in

the line to a machine and after the machine was another lie

long line weighted in that one peaceful didn't say a word got all the

way to the front about 90 minutes now little Customs girl say see password

please give mine up don't seem to be no problems there she give hers up

she don't went to Columbia just a few weeks ago for five five days you went to Dr for one day

dropped your daughter off out there that [ __ ] looks Shady

they said uh he was in Colombia and beyond for a day

right right after each other huh he said she didn't line back there you stand on

the back of that line and just wait to see what them people to help people say they're going to help but you can't

drink you know different type of house then the lady looked at me and said do you want to go with her

and before I could say of course not why would I want to go with her send me

outside with a jamming and partying yeah yeah you just go with her took my doofy famous ass back there and

just put my head up in the sky that and stop them can't say no we're next to each other

come on dog other than that really good time out

there how's everybody doing how's everybody feeling what episode is this 6 46. welcome to episode 646 of the Joe

Budden podcast I am Joe Budden Melissa Ford is here issues here Isis here Parks

is here Ian is here keeb is here Corey is here Poe is here Erickson is here bunch of people here okay flip is not

here uh hopefully he is all right uh maybe he'll be an Xbox maybe maybe not

we don't know I'll check on him he was the first person to call me when I got off uh when I landed oh yeah I don't think he knew that but he was just

checking on me you guys were both in Jamaica at the same time right I don't know where none of you were I don't know

right he was saying that they were going at the same time I don't know anything about y'all since

last time I've seen y'all I want to make myself very clear on that okay except

for some little video to Reddit people put out on you oh they post a video for some footage I always get her hey let's

get her uh but how everybody's vacation how's your mental health how y'all feeling what's going on talk to me it's

cool what's new what's new it was busy and I'm tired and I'm glad to be back to work and yeah I saw you out I moved

around I did a lot I saw you bro and it's nice to be back no shortage of fancy shorts for you now yeah yeah

where did you clear the rack at a bunch of places [Laughter]

let's see what's going on man I see what's happening you got it

yeah vacation was cool and quiet this time thankfully where'd you go I ain't going

away I'm just saying our part vacation I I should not seen you buy a poolside to me oh that's true I thought you went

away there's no way that you can say right that was a Newark pool

nah nah yo you went to the community pool hell no it's cool you can say it no no

well day trip that's all not crazy okay I'll walk away what'd you do

uh I went to Dr oh [ __ ] engagement Dr you got engaged

I was working no way ice

go ahead holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ]

wait did you have to speak while someone was

proposing no or you had a speaking engagement yeah

they paid they paid somebody sent you first half oh man I'm asking a question yeah yeah

and then you had to pick up the second half yourself

you picked it up yourself or did you have somebody else pick it up I don't have staff well who'd you go with Antoine oh me my

girl my baby

slick did your girl and your baby go to see you speak no I will cry right in

front of you [ __ ] I will cry right now if he would have said yeah oh my God

cause that's why that's what they was it was some Mix-Ups with the resort and uh they had to move

the venue for the event and all that [ __ ] so they couldn't had a the event right on the uh the resort so they had

to go take it like an hour two-part question so we I had to drive to the other spot how many speakers was on you

um I think like five six I mean it was a couple it was days did you go crazy no

no no no no no no all right my bad what number speaker were you I was two other second the second day I

was number two okay oh wait you spoke a few days no one day all right

did you go crazy let's figure out if you were the headliners like what line you know when they do

this early and again what line you your name was on I know did you kill them I think so

how many people uh I ain't all supposed to speak that long so how long was it they wanted me to speak for four hours I

was like what wait wait what trying to set me up

what are you talking about hours you must be here for four hours that's not a talk that's a seminar yeah it was a

wealth building seminar ah so did you have like a slideshow and everything I had all of that set up

initially but again when they moved a venue I couldn't do it but no I I think I did like four I did like three hours

and 45 minutes now we dropping the projection screen so your slider can play nothing thank you for that thing yo

if they thought he was talking for four hours you [ __ ] ready they took care of you

The Narcissist in me wants to make him apologize for his stance and our

contract dispute where he said this provides no added value to what he really is trying

to do what how is this not that I knew the people before I ever came

here did they ever ask you to talk for four hours somewhere they just started a company and

um I've been mentoring them in the real estate game for 10 years now all right but they started a couple dog why you

always gotta patch yourself wait look at his eyes for guys

ish just ish yeah no it's from the Joe Budden podcast that didn't play a part in it at all

no not as far as that no you don't think you played a part in the booking if you tell us his rate

if you tell us what he got I'm gonna tell him and you if you look at any of the flyers or anything they don't say

nothing no I'm just saying do you think it played a part in the booking like yo we got it like all right put it this way you knew these people for a couple years

right that's what you said and this is the first event so it is

possible they would have had you speak regardless possible they had to argue for me to speak okay

the rate you got whatever that number is do you think that's the same rate if he

wasn't on the pilot I have no idea I'm asking what do you think I don't know I don't know what the other people got that don't have podcasts so they might

have got the same amount of money as me or more I don't know okay listen it don't matter there's no this is not important yeah

I know you're an electrician by the way I just learned that this week I just learned that too yeah

the gqr I didn't understand

you've seen the article yo the GQ article the dude that said that he mixed podcast but didn't listen to any podcast

oh yeah I did read that article they

halfway halfway no it was a little shady in the article thank you halfway in there you thinking yeah

yeah but it was good change six grown men sitting on ugly couches talking [ __ ]

I appreciate it thank you thank you GQ yeah I did read that yeah ice could be

an electrician whoa I went to [ __ ] uh

so I go to Tatiana um whenever I went there

you got a table it was his name on it I didn't eat standing up throwing plaque on it yeah you got a little the Joe Budden table

no oh okay yeah don't [ __ ] with me I'm trying to

say you're a regular damn standing reservations you're gonna get a dish

I am I know the button beans or something yeah don't get no beans

so I go there and and there's a little weight

like a little weight so I'm in the front waiting and my baby sits is sitting down and

there's a couple of people in there and a couple of people at the the stand up there that's working and trying to get

things together and I'm in my phone in a little hallway yeah in a little

hallway I'm in my phone chilling you know I'm talking to her and [ __ ] but she got on some [ __ ] oh

anyways I look up and people start calling my name and everybody in the front is

looking toward the door and they look for me to look toward the door so now I look up and look toward

the door but I'm in date romantic mode and it's Chris Rock

and Chris Rock is talking to me I've never been frozen before I've never

in my life been frozen before and I didn't want to just get a little buffer when you know a [ __ ] there

to just look up and Chris Rock be in front of you and he must have seen me Frozen because you said yo man I love

your [ __ ] and I was like uh thank you Mr Rob and then he turned

around said no man like I listen to you

I don't know what doofy [ __ ]

I've never been so embarrassed I want the DM the [ __ ] the next day yo like about last night let me do that listen

man but that that was that was cool that's fine right and then Chris Rock

when you see him up close you get madder at Will Smith for what he did oh yeah I've seen him before I've seen them I

never been face to face with them you ain't supposed to do that he tiny you can that's that's 130 pounds but anyways

so we go in there we sit down and have an amazing meal right and at the end of the meal

you know I leave my card I get up walk out to take a phone call and I come back and the waitress says hands my car back

and says no your meal is paid for already it's like hey look at my baby stepping

Step It Up stepping up to the plate no no no no Mr Rob it wasn't her

shut up Parks no uh Roy Woods Jr paid for the meal

everything is so anyway what a [ __ ] paid for everybody

so now you're sitting right next to me at a table or four or whatever so when

it's just him at the table I go over there listen thank you I appreciate that he start talking about the pod

and the podcast scene and as a whole he's really well informed about

everybody business everybody's show what guests who had and he was just

really humble and started thanking me in real time for whatever the [ __ ] I did to

the space and building my own and the message I preached yada yada yada versus what some people are going through at

the networks he got into the actors strike like he started kicking knowledge okay like yeah now you killed that [ __ ]

again I'm just sitting speechlessly no no that's true you went out of words

nah but he was super cool but like the next day I was like

I think he got me you ain't supposed to let no dude pay for your meal while

you're out with your Joker someone to come and ask y'all no I'm with you yeah

no no no in this situation in that particular situation it is

all you can do but that's also a contemporary if it was some like just dude that would be weird like just a dude

it's a dude like a dude that like y'all or something that would be weird but like someone that's a contemporary y'all

are saying celebrity or not don't matter not while I'm on a date with my girl yo but if there's nothing you can do about

it got some drinks at the bar on some y'all I [ __ ] with you I respect what you're doing like we've been enough

that's right that's where people send their strengths yeah me out with my girl and somebody just take care of the tab

yeah but is that solely because of our ego and problems

that's all ego okay so at this point can't he do like something maybe a reciprocation kind of like bottle or

something like that I don't know say on a way out so and it don't look genuine like I'm only paying you back because

you pay for my [ __ ] no I mean like almost like a gift oh you know what I mean after the fact yeah

yeah you one up them though yeah definitely you got to one up it a little bit somehow yeah how the [ __ ] I'm gonna

do that send them a bottle of champagne or something plus tick tabs oh there you go

it's always crazy when you find somebody that you know you just don't expect to be listening to the part and be really

really they really know yeah yeah like they know I've I've gotten I ran into

older people 50s 60s and really hang on to every word of this [ __ ] and it just

[ __ ] me up no yeah it took me all of a couple hours to realize that everybody

in the Villa I was at knew who I was or had Googled me to find out no did they

speaking of and I got preferential treatment I like that I like that let me ask you a question I can't go back yo

[ __ ] it did they stop you at the little like little market whatever on the way

it's a racket they run out there when you transport from the hotel to wherever your Resort is oh you're

talking about all the little kind of like when you travel in the thing no download like as you're traveling

towards your Resort Villa or whatever it's the roadside stands you're talking about right yeah the roadside stand yeah

yeah it's my rocket that's the best part of Landing in Jamaica I love that part well we

but what they're doing is they'll ask because people know you're going to Jamaica Jamaica is known for weed so they'll say Hey you need some weed yeah

I'm gonna stop you over here on the way yeah do a little shopping of course everything here is jacked up yeah and you thinking hey I'm buying some

Jamaican wheat it's the [ __ ] [ __ ] that's his man well they was at the airport with that yeah soon as soon

as you got outside it was yeah dog you need the weed you want something to drink they had everything but rasta pasta

[Laughter] [ __ ] I've been with the Dr but [ __ ]

driver laughed at me the first thing I said yo I need I need a Presidente and he was like what you drinking

Taurus actually laughed at me in Taurus yeah yeah oh that's the other thing out there I

mean red stripe in Jamaica yeah I want one I got there and they was like I got to the to the spot and it was like

yeah man welcome home

talk about melting on the spot it's like oh [ __ ] I'm an American

hold up you lost me what you got there and they said welcome when

I got to the spot just all of the people the people that as they greet you as they yeah a lot of them was like welcome

home and then I made it my mission to see if they said that to the white people too but they didn't

they didn't they said some other [ __ ] I don't remember but it wasn't that

yeah that's the end of the story also they could they out there selling the roster hats with the dreads in the uh in the

little store the little uh tourist store yeah the market no you

wore one you just put one on unless somebody takes I picked it up I picked it up and I put it on and I was like I should

buy this because I was having a good time right and then I said wait that's appropriation I can't buy this and then

I didn't buy it and then I said oh [ __ ] I'm black saying that it's man white people here hey I say y'all can't sell

this hat with these white people in here but then it was a white person in there so I'm still having fun with my girl I put the Hat on she's taking little

stupid pictures because she's silly and here comes this white person now thought that that meant it was time to come join

the insta story she put an arm around me started on Facebook

no no I don't know they can't sell them [ __ ] hats yes they can you know about

the hat right of course you do of course you did okay just making sure you're drinking I'm Jamaican oh

you still have the Hat you like downtown Newark Jamaica no you

ain't like real Jamaicans next pod please bring the Hat in no

please do not burn it do not no that's appropriation that's cool naked

also the food out there you can just tell how different it is I took like 90 [ __ ] today

that food is going right there supposed to all right stop I better go and get I

came home yesterday and [ __ ] just don't stop my [ __ ] no for real that's good information to

know thank you oh man exactly no this [ __ ] is different

but now the the vacation [ __ ] you will find out how I said how big the pot is

and it's people that really watch really they'd be calling me Library like they watched upon they did some oh

I recognize your face like these [ __ ] really be arguing with me in the street about [ __ ] that I said I'm like yo

forever I want no sauce it's a show that's always a [ __ ] follow me in the bathroom in Dr I get in the bathroom and

wash them Yo ish I need a pic I said yo my fam I'm not taking no picture with you with no bathroom my [ __ ] like what

the [ __ ] are you doing next to the songs like no no no don't think I followed you I'm like you walked in the door

he said yo ish as soon as he came to the door but now he was cool as [ __ ] I took a picture with him and all of that I'm

just like yo fam we in the bathroom in another country dog I don't want no rumors but at one

point they had [ __ ] like my my order up like and I might have got frustrated and the butler was like they're gonna

get this right for y'all they know who y'all are and I like that yo I like the threat of

knowing that if this goes bad I'm gonna really make this a thing and then I said

to myself I was I've spotted so much hypocrisy in myself and I was like well why don't we be so mad at the Karen

that's what Karen I like being a black Karen Kareem okay

they know who you are I like they know I like being able to go tell somebody hey

but I'm not caught doing it the cops I'm telling the fans so it's different it's different anyway

what you feel being away on vacation also will let you know your sexual limit as a man oh no I

know that at home

get off I'll help you to death no get go women I

am so happy that girl is home all right so that's my baby I'm happy oh oh man

I don't want to hear [ __ ] sex nothing that rhyme with it yeah moan or nothing

oh man this guy he's a [ __ ] idiot yo I'm [ __ ] 90 trillion times then 90

trillion in one here she come uh what's wrong with your [ __ ] [ __ ] wait what wait

yo nah I will wrestle your ass right to the ground no more fluid in my body yeah

what the if I can't produce I can't breathe God those damn it go to sleep oh

that's the other thing I think they have some memory foam [ __ ] in the bed I had to start doing math I'm like all right

I'm about 2 30. you about 2 15. we on

top of each other we is when the Charlie horse is coming soon and it is supposed to one time I just stopped like enough

it's hot 500 pounds that's like [ __ ] in quicksand the memory foam I'm sorry

myself so why are you not coming [ __ ] I can't feel nothing

you know get my respiratory system is

failing I'm with you yo you get off listen 13 minutes is like clockwork now

I'm going to get us some water [Laughter]

I'm gonna find a reason to take a walk but I ain't going nowhere I'll be right back if your pussy's functional it shall

remain wet and we'll we'll get right back to it but I'm going to sleep I need to Pace myself get off no the

Charlie you start getting mad all right stop Charlie yeah you throw them on the floor get up off me with the Charlie you got

it you know you got to get off here stupid yo they think it's a joke too

they think it's funny Charlie no just anything right here come on here I'll make it no you won't get off me

wait I am [ __ ] done I'm leaving this topic but it's also funny when

if you bout to bust and you not the announcer and she's on top

but you just think you're about to toss her off you but she big

you know what and I think about it

it's too late [Music] don't let the liquor be an assistant oh

my God it's over uh vacation was nice vacation was nice it was nice

but they was lit next door next door is where they was lit them [ __ ] kept having a little power

speed boat thing drive by with the big balloon couch seed young people

I call him nah [Music]

that's how you type they didn't have that if you want that you got to walk up there it's like all right no don't worry

about it I'm not walking nowhere I was naked the whole trip I packed a whole bag and didn't wear one [ __ ] outfit

from the back I'm done doing that nah you're okay I'm done doing it literally though I'm done doing that no [ __ ]

it's over for that I've been done I really would rather over pack than underpack I always over pack and I never

wear any of the [ __ ] last time my last trip which was Dr all my [ __ ] was in the carry-on

an accident though I had to go shopping I went to the thrift store got a bunch of weird shirts and [ __ ] it was actually

kind of fun though it was fun nah nah I didn't take a picture where'd you go upstate to a Lake cottage and you went

to the thrift store up there yeah and I was bugged up they had some bugged out [ __ ] up there right here I'm not going out in public

how was the Drake show it was amazing I want to hear more about it uh yeah so um

I'm friends with Noel who's this engineer and I just hit him you know he posted some pics of the show and I was

like oh you're in town you're you're on tour he's like yeah come to any show you want all right bet I'd like to go to the MSG

show because this was already I think there's only one Barclays show left my wife had just went that day to the Barclay show spent like 500 on a ticket

I come upstairs yeah hit us about that like you did that DJ Cassidy show

Ed my leg like baby you're gonna be mad at me why I got some tickets for free

but uh so we went it was great it was fantastic uh yo this is funny

she paid for her own ticket she did no when she went alone yeah when she

went she went with her friend and she bought her own ticket oh

she just did it I know bro it's me I would have bought the tickets it's me

and you were you good Playboy so uh it was MSG it was fantastic man he

had all the [ __ ] big balloons he had a different set for damn near every song fireworks displays [ __ ] it was

incredible did he still have big Virgil he did have big Virgil he had there was an airplane he was supposed to he throws

I guess I missed that yeah I missed that part and I known he was going to be at the

Garden I would have went the garden was lit what any uh gas no guess his mom his mom

came out and sat on the couch at the beginning he has a actor that usually plays him I don't know

where he found this kid because he looks exactly like Drake it's scary his homeboy used to be running around

Miami maybe so but yeah I'm sitting on this one which was dope his dad was in the building

apparently I didn't see him but so uh no guess 21 Savage is the co-head lender so he did a set and then they came out and

finished the set together gotcha uh it was great man I had a blast this wasn't the one where the girl with

the 36g boobs through her no this is the one where someone threw a purse on stage

and he said that you're making poor life decisions and gave him their purse back uh but there was also a lot of bras

because the I guess the one girl that threw her bra on stage set off a trend yeah and so there was a lot of bras yeah

but you did just be bra fish nah they saw what happened baby Playboy

reached out to that Playboy picked that girl up yeah so now yeah naturally oh I want to be next there was a lot of Bros

bro he got a lot of bros call me when they published that girl anywhere digitally well Playboy I think

has like an early fans though so it'll probably it's probably that's what it's probably happening oh that I don't care then don't then

they got to stop announcing like Playboy they gotta say it's Playboy only fans if

she get a check man that's all that matters she thought [ __ ] up there for free I don't care all I'm talking about is

looking at abroad wanting to see the girl and then that being the girl and don't don't oh yeah here's your bra

back I'm sorry sorry

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arenas for like a week straight each one same spot two Arenas in the same city that's crazy he's different you know

yeah that's some other [ __ ] he's different and them [ __ ] all looks older I thought [ __ ] they were all sold out of thing post post date and day

stories like they went on Monday posted it Wednesday night he was here Monday and Wednesdays

fans went to this hotel to wait outside for him did they really every night

every night they showed one girl fainted out there are you serious yeah that

nigga's like [ __ ] Tito Jackson or somebody

he wanted she's like Drake you can be a Jackson

nah for real then he took his ass over to starlish back to back nice

did you pull up on him no I let him live damn I let him live if I didn't make it

to the shows and we ain't spoke about the shows and we spoke about nothing I'm not popping up in starlets to have a

talk about the music is playing in now you should have what it was fun if I knew they was at the Garden I would have

went you let him leash your spot for the night hey that's good that's cab spot and that's Drake spot too now listen I

can't listen we can all go golfing I'll turn this [ __ ] into tea time right now

but I won't but these [ __ ] TV so fun once you know the two you know what [ __ ] doing this nigga's

yeah that [ __ ] is a clucker yo damn oh man

I I I I take offense to that but it's true

it's the T King yo I know too many girls and I never asked for it I didn't say

you did no you're one of the girls so they talk to you like that well no and if the [ __ ] that they [ __ ] is doing

like amazing things with his life they want to share it they want to share it with the girls

they don't share it with the [ __ ] they want to hide that from the [ __ ] oh not me they tell me who one of the girls

that's what I mean yeah I guess you're more attractive when you hold it down

that was to them [Laughter]

them not holding it down never stops the [ __ ] from [ __ ] it definitely it is

more attractive yeah but that's just a line but yeah but I'ma still do it nigga's gonna run over there oh please

have a blast all right uh come on let's get to it where do y'all want to start

musically Nas dropped last week while we were on vacations no Allegra dropped a

record called be my summer that was last week while we were on vacation this week we have uh

uh it's close to a Blockbuster in music well Blockbuster it is Travis Scott

let's get to it I've only listened to it twice and Travis delivered

listen bro 12 11 59 I'll never wait for albums like that I'm sitting there

home pods on ready to go click [ __ ] [ __ ] 12 o'clock 1201 it hit I sat up and ran

the whole I haven't listened to anything else I ran the whole album through let it start over ran the whole album

through and just kept letting it play um I saw a lot of

people sitting there saying yo this was Travis's Yeezus it sounds it sounds like

a cousin of Jesus but but he made easy yeah that's what he's part yeah you can't say oh I could hear Kanye's

influence on this and no no no no no other way around here this is what he do this is his [ __ ] but

yeah he he delivered delivered dog

stop right there she's already stopped and I I waited up for this one too ice

yeah I did too I weighed it up me three there's a lot of projects that do that

and when no there's only a few a year yeah I got it I stopped what I was doing I stopped to really listen y'all know

track one means a lot to me how did you start this project

I just started laughing sitting in the bed listening to this listen to this weirdo [ __ ] kendrick-esque

this lets you know more than Kanye if this don't let you know that you in for an audio Adventure

listen [ __ ] shut up oh

at this point oh my [ __ ] god oh my [ __ ] what the [ __ ] at this

point I'm the Travis uh GIF with the with the mic stand this album to me sound like all of the music labels and

the greats came together and said we have to produce a phenomenal album sounds expensive no question oh super

this sounds listen Killer Mike came in said he's he spent 650 I just started

multiplying yeah yeah if Killer Mike spent a little over 700 Grand

and that's a phenomenal project this [ __ ] costs money money features to the sound Mike Dean Kanye

Daft Punk let's get right to it though I took this to be a biggie What's Beef

interpolation do you hear that part I can't hear that sound like it's just

pitched and so if I'm getting what's beef from this and then you come on talking about tensions is rising I went

to make coffee when this came on I ain't gonna lie to you tea time as soon as he said that I went to get my creamer

well it's not for real because I took it like a threat to Americans oh [ __ ] the

[ __ ] said y'all scared and he whispered whisper oh why you

[ __ ] always asking [ __ ] for money for some weird [ __ ] you're not asking

asking trades for money for free parents [ __ ] get crazy create the lie that's not creative no that's dust bucket Oh I

thought that was wow can I get some money from my parents no get your homeless family the [ __ ] out of here nah

those are lines you saw the uh the POC ring thing as well I saw that he purchased the POC ring I saw the POC

ring article a few days ago like oh this rare POC ring sold for the record prices

it was estimated it was valued at like 300 but it's sold for a million yeah so I didn't really think much of it I was

like oh that's cool but then I saw him post the ring after the album came out I was like oh this [ __ ] see I had

I had a thought when it when it was released that he purchased all that Pharrell jewelry but I didn't want to

share it in fear of sounding like the nutcase again but that was weird to me

why because his beef will push so I don't think that you just buying

Pharrell's jewelry and putting it on because it was so iconic I never I never

felt like that and for drink to sit on that [ __ ] this amount of months yeah

titled the [ __ ] meltdown and then talk about someone else's [ __ ]

yo that I bought your [ __ ] I melted it down

yeah that's that's some cerebral [ __ ] right there and then go to Starlet somebody's supposed to try to smell you

can't even hit him no more you can't even do nothing to him no more [ __ ] he did it

he beat the video game even the long before that where you told them your bodyguard putting some work on

the flute yeah like oh my why are you saying that why you did that

don't say that man why are you trying to take all the credit for your bodyguard yeah

that's what my bodyguard's supposed to do [ __ ] that I'm most impressed by the fact that he found a different flow and

tone after all these years that's what I like that's that's crazy the other part that was impressive I don't want a dick

ride but this was I took this like this nigga's Championship parade like he did it even when he went to

Charlotte's like to watch him in starlets after you did it versus how he looked when he was in

there trying to do it the big crowds [ __ ] wouldn't leave him alone you just knew he had that touch and they

harassing this [ __ ] now it's just low quiet me one man and I laughed because

you [ __ ] be a billion dollars in and come right back right back see I took this to something different

even this verse here we know he got the album coming which he says is coming within the next two weeks yeah and I

tell you one thing and if I wanna you know what I'm saying if you knew this

was coming before the album this is like my teaser yeah which tells me

it's some [ __ ] over there I'm rapping I'm sure I'm yeah now I'm shooting shooting over there this was just a pow

pow yeah I don't think we're getting any more uh uh Euro dance music Drake I hope not I don't want to hear that [ __ ] I am

not all the way there with y'all yet and yeah especially coming off of the last album

what part that's Central C freestyle has frightened me and scared the living [ __ ]

out of it TSK man speaking yeah timestamp yes

uh he works on that he works out on the radar yeah oh [ __ ] yeah yeah shout out

shout out to the whole game but that freestyle scared the living [ __ ] out of me as to what to expect from Drake on

the next project you think I'm gonna be getting British jerk again you think Massey's on there I

don't want to hear it under that Calypso rapping [ __ ] I mean you could throw one I know I want

to hear I don't have no disrespect I know that Central C is him yeah I know he's him that's why we got and he smoked

that he did Central seed dick they both killed it I don't want to hear none of

that [ __ ] on the next brick project how about you I want to hear this no it's coming I think it's going to be more of this you still go he still has to put

something he has to do that yeah he drink and that's what I always said he never gave you a full rap album ever he

don't belong to us no more no that's the point he don't yo it's other markets [ __ ] that got just as much I am a

worldwide boy boy that never belong to us actually he never is it really ours

just we claim the [ __ ] we love yeah I mean it's true he does belong to us

well y'all ain't pop over there shut up you belong to us too we love you I know

we and we appreciate it and snow a language if you don't Canadians I don't know if you love her though

appropriate us and then go back yeah not all of them

anyway anyway I love Drake versus Pharrell and push

[ __ ] it I see them on the Internet clowning him for clowning Tim for still

sending Subs at push I love it I absolutely love I'm here for all the

rap beef us beefing for five six and seven years even after it's been squashed quote unquote squashed and

well it was but it wasn't Drake and Bush was never squash yeah it was but it wasn't push still be saying [ __ ] it was

but it wasn't okay it was squashed by the powers that be uh

but not like as in they no you know I thought that was drinking oh throughout the white squash bottom powers that be I

never thought that push and push kind of made it clear that I was operating on my own don't put me with that I'm Gonna Keep I'm I'm going at you yeah not them

but okay you might have some more information and I'm not mad at him this is for Real yo

I like it for real been here all these years ain't nobody's ever worried about them come on

come on yeah I want to see how you operate and I

know your way out of this one yeah Pharrell is to uh yoga meditation healthy happy like he's like really like

an alien like he's different so still good to hear another alien get at

them though I want your responses to this yeah you just got enough money I might just buy all your [ __ ] right you ain't drop the Jim Jones man you never

dropped the gyms on this either and now and then Here Comes Drake around the corner sound like a busy work day

I think it push just sit down for a second no he'll clear this [ __ ] yeah

and we know he got a project coming and that's why Drake keep firing at him too

it might have been a double bait it might have been there's going to be a problem that he wasn't looking for

who Drake ah

Cola thing pushes letting Jim live out of respect I don't think that I think you don't

think so I don't think that I think I think he'd come in for that one too I think he's definitely like all right you wait right here I'm coming but first but

I move no I'm moving my own time I'm moving on my own time I'm not gonna pull out no [ __ ] that I'm not monetizing

y'all want to hear it go buy it this is totally up to Hal pushes wife morning

starts out like yeah if she starts out loving on push he'll go to the studio

and just chill yo man it's cool man everything you know your wife is loving him he's just anything is smooth yeah

ain't no need to shaking enough for Reagan on that spaghetti one of you [ __ ] about to get it oh yeah no longer

you [ __ ] about to get it long day uh back to this project though uh

I love the trees this trees that sound tree trees I love trees

the Beyonce record I'll play it for y'all that beat is I think I was gonna

like it I love that one that beat is stupid I don't love the record but this beat is this [ __ ] is hard yo

yo that [ __ ] that [ __ ] is gonna bring off a fire at your fan

I this is this will probably this is the best produced album that has been

released this year I I almost want to say by far but I would never disrespect uh killer Mike's

project like that yeah um I don't see nothing dropping this year

or next year probably if that will be better produced than this for me and while I saw all those Kanye

comparisons the difference for me and I want to word this carefully

Travis if possible his music moves more within the song for

me so his album feels like it just moved more than a Kanye project and that

sounds nuts because Kanye projects move they move but this every song on here damn near has like two beats per song

minimum sometimes he's been doing three yeah yeah yeah yeah he this was a

whatever whatever Uzi attempted to do this was the adult version for me this is the The Varsity version for sure

yeah this is the [ __ ] this is what I do version yeah this is this is your experimenting but I do this yeah

that's what it is you trying to do it

uh my favorite arguably my favorite uh

one-two punch on this album is Topia twins which is I want to say this

is Rob 49 oh my gosh it is oh my God oh my God

it's crazy my favorite one on there schizo with Thug 21 wins schizo is crazy schizo in the in the future scissor

record my two favorites offer it my favorite beat might be that I know one which you skipped over just now that

being stupid well I was about to say uh I know it's right before Topia twins

right but that's short yes yeah sure that's short Topia twins circus Maximus

which is a Black Skinhead done properly like like it should be

done I don't want to say that because I did like black skinheads but it wasn't this

this is ridiculous show I want to thank everybody that that took part in this

project that future scissor record I won't I

won't bother playing it because I would have to play the entire thing bro and that's the other thing about Travis albums and I I think I'm not sure when

it started he don't list the features I love that and normally I hate I hate that I normally hate it I normally hate

it because with him you don't know what you're going to get like when scissors jumped on that record yeah out of nowhere what the [ __ ] if you if you have

developments brand trust with your fans such as Travis Scott then I don't mind you doing it I trust you whatever you

doing I'm gonna listen so I can hear it these other [ __ ] no it's a trick and

he don't need them to sell his [ __ ] I just hate it from I'm sure you'll probably run into this with amp like from like a DJ if you're having a party

perspective and you're looking for oh what's the [ __ ] with scissor you can't find you got to remember what the song is like that's annoying yeah why do you

say that on AMP when I go because you can only play five songs with one artist on it so sometimes Drake is on so much

[ __ ] that when I do the five songs I can still add sicko mode because he's not

listening listen so I like that on AMP yeah okay

no I think that's dope if you buying my [ __ ] buy my [ __ ] because of the features uh what you say

it makes sense yeah from an organizational standpoint sometimes you know how organized my iTunes and everything is I actually take all the

features out of the titles no no I'm not I'm it's just all the time

all the time it's cleaner it just looks better on when I'm playing it but I know the records I like yeah and discovering

them like when Travis do it he just puts the album out you don't see who's on what and it just pops up out of nowhere

like oh [ __ ] this is this this is that if the record is hard enough the the we will know that's true we're not going to

call it the Drake joint yeah we don't go I don't know I never heard nobody refer to no guidance as the Drake joint with

Chris Brown or Chris Brown and Drake they say yo no guys no guidance when it's fire it's fire that's like uh 21's

uh one of his older albums um I am out over I was the a lot record yeah with

cold you didn't know Cole was on that they didn't tease it or nothing you the first song on the album you listened and

out of nowhere you just hear J Cole talking and then he smokes a verse I like that when you just discover some [ __ ] that you didn't expect

I think 21 Savage is in the lead for uh rapper of the year

he's been killing it I will say it's the live shows his solo songs he's got to

take his voice out of the TV track that's just a side note he sounds completely different live than he does

in a studio he sounds good live you perform well but like when you have the original

Studio vocal in there mad low income if you sound like that wouldn't you want

him to have the vocals in no sounds I don't like when any performer raps

over their vocals I don't but if they sound like they're vocal he got to learn how to rap along with his vocal yeah that's what got to happen yeah but if he

raps low is that easy to do on the stage in a packed out Arena if he just raps very low and it makes it

a little harder right yes well that's why that's why he should learn how to rap

along with his vocal so that he ain't screaming yelling over the [ __ ] [ __ ]

yeah it's hard to do that from an energy standpoint because his [ __ ] is high energy so like to be moving around stage and

have a super calm low scary voice like he does on a song is tough to do that's true that's the

conundrum yeah but you want him to do that low voice [ __ ] in the studio on the song yeah for sure but then it might add

a show yeah the show I need the energy out of show because that was always my critique about um Big Bill does the same

thing anytime I've seen them perform I didn't really like it because even though their records are high energy

when they're rapping it was more lower and it's you you're trying to sound I guess

like the song I don't know that little baby show in Houston

you looked great yeah he did looked great I know it was a lot of hoopla around the uh shows and all the shows

that were canceled that [ __ ] ain't look but the ones that ain't they ain't gonna go still they don't see

someone say too is something like 30 something shows maybe or something like that like canceling four of them is

not the greatest one in the world it really wasn't a big deal the internet is going to make canceling shows a big deal but sometimes it's not the biggest of

deals the little baby instance is one of them all right these are four markers that I might not do as well it's going

to lose US money traveling to do it let's just get rid of it as a whole get the people they make it seem like he canceled the tour right we'll have yeah

right like if he had 30 40 dates whatever the [ __ ] he's doing and you cancel four five six shows it's not that

crazy yeah you're good it's still five six months left in the year if 21 Savage decided to get get

crazy the rest of the Year this is his year Well Drake said him and 21's albums are coming he said he got he got 21 guys

21 drops of album this year and it's on par with what he's done here and with

that Drake uh honestly 21 Savage hasn't really missed Under Pressure I was just getting ready

to say that you can go back just look at his projects He don't miss even the the uh Savage mode too with Metro

fire album before that um I am where I was super fire that was one of my favorite

albums I'd have to pull up some names but he's been on a few projects to where I was like

oh it's this is this is different album this album 21 is different from

this 21 that been busting everybody ass with somebody else that wasn't Metro right

no not that I'm

I'll check but if he do something crazy I I just think it's gonna be hard to take that title from him with what he's

done this year Travis Scott showed his entire ass his entire

ass oh you put the project out with a offset is that what you're talking about they put a joint project out that might

be without warning that might be the one I'm talking about that's 2017. that's a minute ago yeah

it's fine I'll check uh hats off yeah no doubt hats off to you

Travis Scott that was the feeling that I missed in music like when you talk about older [ __ ] leaving and not being so in

tune with everything happening in hip-hop is because we stopped getting that feeling where you want to rush to

the credits where you was ripping the plastic off the project where it was an experience to listen to your [ __ ]

because we're in this fast food era like people do everything they want to roll

out fast make you listen to it fast shove another song in your face fast here's the video fast and if it dies

fast who cares because I'm prepared with another record right there this [ __ ] sound like yo it took I hear all the

five years it took first that's the other thing you know when you get your favorite artist you'll be like damn y'all want him to drop again I want him

to drop again a lot of the crap I'm a Trappist fan a lot of the Travis fans was doing that when um before AstroWorld

dropped like yo what's the hold up what's taking so long what's taking so long then you get the product oh you can take all the time you want

we'll never rush I've said that afterward I'm never rushing he could take 10 years for the next album I'm

cool because I know what it's going to be it's going to sound like Tom all 10 years and the vet and gave you the best

thing I could give you over the last 10 years yeah and there's not many artists kendrix is

the same way yeah it's not a few of them it's a couple but the rest of them are playing a microwave game here take this

one I got the deluxe coming I got the deluxe right here and then if this don't work I'm gonna hit you with an EP I got another project coming I'm just

recording a bunch of songs I'm just picking out of a a list of songs okay we'll put this on here we'll put this on

here whereas Travis sounds like and any others sound like I'm crafting an album for this one you can hang up you can

hear the Artistry yo it's just different it's just you can I hear everybody it's an artist and rappers yeah it's just

different actually make it sound like Indiana Jones on some of them you got a score going like what the [ __ ] are you

doing it all sounds like a score but these are the movie too these aren't yeah he dropped the move these artists

that do these Arenas like the big Arenas and sell them out everywhere I'm talking about the creme de La Creme like that

the top top a plus plus dumb artists they make the music business go around like so as I'm thinking about it it

makes sense that everybody would want this album to sound like this and participate and be on it because without

the Travis's the Futures the Drakes the

Kendrick Cole it's a real short list of them that make sure everybody's paid

yeah that makes sure people continue to have jobs all over the music business

you know you have to thank them it's called market share yeah so this was just a phenomenal feeling I played this

year nine times bro I didn't listen pleasure nine times other music dropped from people that I am huge fans of and I

already said I'm not getting nothing else to at least Monday I can't get past

that whole uh [ __ ] uh Topia twins circus Maximus

Skitzo into telekinesis and Tool further notice

fire right he smoked this he did and I know people oh y'all Travis dick right no sometimes people just put out good

product words no this ain't good what's the movie um circus Maximus I know but what's is

it like a music video like extended music videos apparently it's something that he wrote and directed okay and it's

in movie theaters huh featuring this album features Drake Beyonce the weekend

Young Thug Bad Bunny Playboy cardi 21 Savage James Blake West Side gun that West Side gun feature was so refreshing

to here that beat switch oh my Lord that's out

so uh shout out to West Side gun man young lean Kid Cudi future sizza Rob 49 Justin

Vernon Bon Iver samph and tizo touchdown and got some Swae Lee on there yes

I like that last one you just play uh Circus Circus joint at the beginning

he's on thank God he's on Sirens like you you he do that he was on sicko mode

which track is the one with Bon Iver uh he did backups on a bunch of [ __ ] too my eyes okay

he did there's a couple other ones he's just inverted as well it's his government dude he's on a couple oh I

didn't even know what

I didn't know that either hats off he made it tough hey what hey

which one of yours Drake coming next are y'all lucky oh it's Blockbuster summertime no kids kids to bed yeah it

was a little late kids today we're here it's told you kids to bed bundles are back not everybody play it but a lot of

people are going to play the bundle game and now it's blocked now it's time reason hit me on the text it's like yo

man let me put your [ __ ] back change the date you [ __ ] right

you said it good man smart move he was supposed to drop today right you [ __ ] right get

out the way get out the way get out the way uh post Malone dropped also all right

listen to one note I feel bad for him bro I do I feel bad I feel bad for everyone that dropped this week alone

musically because you're dropping with this that's all that's all I'm saying this is going to interrupt some people's

[ __ ] it is bro it is it is Postman fighting with the label

Postman look at look at what he's used to doing and look at the last project look at you you kind of

want your last Runway last project is an outlier

Maybe maybe not not we'll see okay I'm I'm saying it's an outlier just

in you can tell that there was no label participation there in the music even and this don't sound like that I'll just

play a couple songs for y'all my point is that maybe not an outlier from what it's gonna do

I we haven't heard no two people that have post Malone fans in this room I don't think post Malone give a [ __ ]

that Travis Scott dropped is all I'm saying it might be right now

I think the label might I think the label gives a [ __ ] I think if the label kid enough they would have

moved him I don't think the label or post Malone or or anybody that's ever sold 700 000

records in a week care about anybody else that's dropping okay or our expectations have changed

for you but if the um so now yeah cool you dropping with Travis because we didn't expect to do

what you you're not doing that no more numbers wise I'm only speaking on the numbers I don't know about any post

Malone bundles I don't know I haven't seen it I haven't really been up to date

with his rollout whatever I'm saying is only going from me here in this album that's kind of an issue yeah that's

that's kind of what I'm saying I hear y'all but that nigga's records

have sold I'm not counting last album he sold crazy without me really hearing much about his rollout he one of them

people that we here in this group don't have to have heard nothing and he gonna come out and do gold in a week

we'll see and they push the single form let me know I'm not caping because this ain't my

favorite post Malone album but I could hear what he was trying to do it's just too much of this bop for me

uh the singles was very like 90s alternative pop rock which I like this

whole album is that okay I'll probably like it then this whole album is this now let me ask you let me ask you a

question though I want to be in a boat with this book and so I hope I don't lose my Post Fan card for asking this question

is this a case of somebody using hip-hop to get to a point and now pivoting off

I mean I guess you could make that argument I I don't usually like that argument well sometimes I do this doesn't feel like that to me I'm just

asking because this seems like this this isn't a hip every every project he's put out had at least hip-hop features it was

considered a rap album and now it's like I've gotten to a soup Mega star point

I don't need hip-hop no more I don't stayed long enough though but not just that he just might be doing

some artistic Expressions I'm just asking Drake just put out a whole option that people were saying wasn't hip-hop we can't say Drake abandoned the culture

[ __ ] I remember it was this kind of always been him I remember however many years ago

I'll talk over the hook it's beautiful it's beautiful oh

come on I remember the [ __ ] that got him in trouble a million years ago was when he said he'd rather listen to Bob Dylan

or Johnny Cash when he wants to be in a sad emo bag than hip-hop and people got really offended about that so this has

been his [ __ ] okay so I've appropriated hip-hop to Now can

do what I want to do I just think that you were artists and

you and you um might be multi you know what I mean dimensional and you just pull from a

bunch of different Inspirations I don't have so I don't think you should limit problems no I I understand the question I just

don't usually a lot of times I don't like when people bring that argument up unless they do something completely foul yeah we only like it with Adam 22. after

that yeah have a blast

right when I throw a cardian offset should have just chilled out and I dropped that [ __ ] hard

any three six sample it wins it's been working it's been and when cardi do it with it

wins and offset and quavo I feel like rest in peace takeoff just since his passing it

has just put a different type of battery in their back like listen to him on here he was going crazy this is the first

time he ever rapped better than his wife in his life you left it right

[ __ ]

es yo I think that's so fly to be able to do this with your wife or a husband

that's fine just start firing off on [ __ ] I like how to introduce this with uh Jamie Lee

Curtis James Brown the James Brown that was amazing um

Taraji Taraji [Music] I'm done with cardio

they smoked they smoked that last name was a good night for music it really was it really was it was a really good day for music I've I have nothing negative

to say about none of the [ __ ] that dropped and it's about time that's my weekend thank you finally yeah [ __ ] been

feeling like a [ __ ] drought feed me all this [ __ ] around here [ __ ] uh last week Nas we did we got magic too

you were waiting on it I was and give it to us um it's probably my least favorite Nas

and hit boy project there's a couple joints on there I like a lot um I just said not the biggest fan of

Nas and bounce beat mode and there's like two or three of them on there

it doesn't do it for you I was underwhelmed there's some [ __ ] out there though

pistol pistol in the album cover [ __ ] is hard

there was a couple that I like but I all right I immediately ran to the 50 feature I just wanted to hear that what

a robbery what a robbery god what the [ __ ] that was the song we was most

excited and that's why Travis Scott don't put the features on your [ __ ] yeah but even you immediately flew to the 50

[ __ ] yeah to only be underwater no it was early in the project I think it was early it was early but yeah but they

actually like even 50 on Instagram that part when you start marketing the

feature they did that yeah they did that none of these [ __ ] on Travis album well and it's all A-list AAA Lister they

didn't say [ __ ] until after 12 right and then they all started posting the album cover the credits and it looks like a

unified act yeah and it's powerful that way there's 50

50 or just let it play out like the I don't there wasn't a rollout that birds tell me there's a 50 album coming

it may be it may be because he's saving his [ __ ] I'm not I hope you're saving this [ __ ]

50 was supposed to give us the the the second part of the Canon tape years ago and that

oh what no I was gonna say I don't think that he's got music on the way not anytime soon I mean he's he's in the

process of building his own Studio he's been broadcasting you know he bought that space something none of those shows

are gonna ride without new 50 Cent music coming out you're gonna hear it at the front of the show you're going to hear it during the show you're gonna end at

the end of the show and it makes sense for him to package that and sell his [ __ ]

he's opening he's a marketing

that's the marketing genius in him that marketed denial [ __ ] I don't I don't necessarily think he has even time to be

putting out a new album definitely and I think definitely and I think that I think we got a little Pat coming as as

as for sure prideful he don't want to put out a project

you get what I'm saying so I think that takes a lot of good people here to say that 50 Cent projects after y'all said

he was Animal Ambition

high level high quality and nobody knows but like next yeah [ __ ] who ran to

listen to it anyway which means he gonna have to put a whole bunch of time and effort into the projects and I don't know I don't think that yeah I'm not

trying to go Diamond again yeah yeah I think that's the place where he's at he's in a good place because he don't

rely on this [ __ ] he can do what the [ __ ] he wants how much money I think 50 Cent makes a year uh I wouldn't even be

come on let's pocket watch let's guess let's pocket watch how many shows you got four I don't know

I have no factual metric anything to back the number I'm about to say have I

had to guess above buck 50. a buck 50 what 100 150 million a year

I don't know about that I don't know I don't know I know I know I think he's making a lot of money a year though

I'd say it's closer to like I think he's making it four years I think it's making eight figures 35 to 40 a year

because he's got his vodka plus all the shows I got them between 50 and 60.

a year based off nothing I didn't Google I didn't fact check I didn't search I'm

just talking about being able to look at somebody and kind of assess with the eye test that's it and I'm nosy and I'm nosy

I was talking to Bun B yesterday I was trying to pocket watch his ass too it's tough trying to pocket watch the OG's because you got so much respect for them

and they're not a move yeah so young [ __ ] they're gonna show it all to you exactly that trail Burger [ __ ] he's out

of here he's gone he's gone it's tough to pocket watch when you that type of gone

kicking ass I'll be kick ass for the rest of his life except for at our Fantasy Football

Draft [ __ ] out here yeah he got the third pick anyway okay uh

I'm with y'all all nice yeah it wasn't bad buddy it was it was my least

favorite out of the pack yeah the king's disease pack included yeah all of them

and Magic is but the first magic is my favorite of the packs hmm I feel like if he's not going to keep

the bar there then chill I wonder if he felt like this was him

keeping the bar there I don't know I don't feel like it was I feel like this was

we got more solos let's put them shits out that's the vibe I felt it could have been I don't want them to do that could

have been what you said sir let's step on hold or that or that or that yo

grab a couple we drop into

there's a couple joints yeah it didn't feel as um High effort as the king's

diseases specifically yeah but like I said magic for me like what I liked about that is it was low

effort but it was just very good rapping over raw beats and this one was not that

so that's maybe it was just a branding disconnect for me too I don't know

that pack sounded different too from Magic one to Magic two yeah really different yeah it was some like

production like Beauties on on the first one the first magic one I was going crazy when I first heard that that's the

one he was flipping all them samples and [ __ ] right yeah oh my God yeah it wasn't it's tough it's tough tough hack to

follow it is again bro this is what the fifth album is and you didn't have to follow it that's what I'm saying like

you could go chill yeah like you you just clip that you want is

I saw a lot of people saying that this uh how Nas is moving uh in the latter

half of his career changes the whole Nas debate I think it does to a degree musically

strictly musically expound why well I made the argument I think of the

old podcast if their discographies lined up a little closer than most people like to make it out to me as far as you go album

for album rating for rating and I think now you might have a little bit of an edge

but if I'm not shooting like that no more and you keep shooting I don't give you the edge necessarily yes it is

if I keep putting out music and it's music at a high quality yes it that is a difference we're not battling no more

though it doesn't matter if you're doing it by yourself you can keep shooting do it by yourself I'm not I'm you can't

make you can't make that argument when you say you can't put Lauren Hill in no list because she only has one album yeah

I can because Lauren Hill ain't that's one album in the rap album that's why I make that argument okay so that's the

reason why let's take this Outcast you can't do that because uh Andre doesn't have enough solo material to do that too

you do that he has solo verses and that's what y'all tell me right that's what y'all tell me I'll tell you I see

that goal post dancing oh yeah yeah

y'all responses yo but he's done verses he's done this you're not replying to what parts are saying what do you what

do you say he's put out a very large quality of uh quality of good quality music in the past few years it shifts

the discography debate to me a little bit in NASA's favor currently I only disagree because I disagreed when you

said it originally so I'm still gonna disagree I don't think that Nas and hoes you got a lot of uh as people fire to

put out the catch up because you have more at when I would say ask but you had more bad albums than whole hat and I I think

that he gets a bad rap with that he doesn't think it's a really bad rap with that he does the album that they said was bad I liked

same especially a lot of them in hindsight but hold on you you've told me

now y'all know that you all know how powerful narrative is one second though hold put that little narrative out there

and that was the end but hold on and now you got to change the division in the in the equation wait wait you've told me

before don't sleep you're talking about the masses not what like you said the album

that y'all think is bad you think is good the Masters thought them albums was bad but the masses thought them albums was

bad after Jay-Z came and said uh but two of them shits was dude what was that the

other one your [ __ ] was an ass one hot album every 10 year average and that's so lame you can't

so you said United [Music]

but that [ __ ] was marketing now I sat there and said Eminem killed you on your own [ __ ] and a lot of people didn't

think that at the time until he said it no everybody thought that about about Jay-Z at the time and over time that's

changed and we were wrong everybody thought people still just they say m smoked the whole on Renegade it's

not even close they're wrong though but again today the narratives when when

the person he's going against puts this out here we running with that when you have you said views was trash and they

ran with it and y'all was wrong The Narrative can create some is all I'm saying and it'd be wrong

I don't think that you know in my stance already we ain't got to even ask but I don't have no Nas Jay-Z debate in 2023

to park this point I just don't think they were as close as you because you're

a Nas fan I just don't think that from the master standpoint they were as close as you think I think he had a lot more

ground you don't say that [ __ ] y'all ain't like whole Flats out I didn't I didn't and I didn't like that whole and

Beyonce album that's what you know I'm not talking like Magna carter Holy Grail and uh blueprint three was that's where

it stopped that right man you chill out Magna carter holy listen trash and and

444 was I didn't like them albums but a lot of people did I'm just saying

I like three songs and it sound better than older I guess I don't like it but again that's just

let you know I'm speaking from an unbiased place is I like Jay-Z but I don't everything Jay-Z put out I don't

be like oh I ain't like 444 I didn't like a few Jay-Z projects I

don't hold blueprint where I like blueprint don't get it [ __ ] up I just don't the person I just don't hold it

with everybody else you have too much to talk about yeah

and still matting yeah uh and I like the snow song that came out that's my music

that she was about yeah um because offset it is good to see

quavo and future put a fire uh track out uh cuevo I'm telling you about I'm

telling you bro I got it that record is oh [ __ ] Future's coming still

is he he said he was he said he was listen put the [ __ ] kids to bed all

that [ __ ] y'all making in your room awesome job all Spotify hope they

playlist this budget money yeah I want to hear the [ __ ] yes I want to hear the [ __ ] that make

this [ __ ] go around I'm with you hey bro this might be a year I've been armed I've been saying that could be one of

the best [ __ ] hey bro hold up we ain't had one of them years in a while I think we're I think we're overdue and I think

the people that deliver we're we're relying on you to do so yeah I think Future's coming before uh 2024.

oh my hey dogs hey good third and fourth quarter I'm here for it

oh yeah don't let we still got yeah yeah nah y'all lucky Thug wasn't out here that

album could have been some [ __ ] it was I went back to listen it's joints on there now if he was present to fix some of

that [ __ ] hold on that could have done something Drake 21 future we still got

Nikki and cardi dropping

she active a little too active she's mad actor a little too active boy I wish I could add

to this talk oh okay no y'all have it I can't add to the talk nah then never mind then no y'all could

talk him I don't think it's colored okay I she writing oh man she's writing money

go golfing right now that's right there it's right there

it's gonna be big too what's gonna happen is gonna be big

oh man I love I love it I can't say oh man oh it's foggy outside

Canadians

smoke is coming from down there

and if it ain't smoking I'm gonna come in here and tell the truth

if it ain't Smokey oh [ __ ] I want to tell him

I don't think there's anything else in music I think all the big people got got some [ __ ] coming okay

that's all my music it's a fire ass year man that's all my music [ __ ] we overdue

good the fans win we win there you go there you go I heard nothing else about that puff JD versus but September around

the corner and that's all I'm gonna say about that I don't think it's no more verses I'm not versus in talking right now but

yeah we'll get to it if if it happens I think it's quiet for the the brand it might be I think they've moved on man

that's a lot of money listen I have to Define what gay means I'm sorry for

Dwight Howard so let's take a small break and I want to come back with

the dictionary yeah no no I'm lost oh man I gotta come back to the game

boys

I hate you yo one day dog you got to give us one you know I just

now that I'm reading articles on him I understand him more though cause you don't [ __ ] with us that's what I read that's what he says I ain't seen no

shout out so no shout out to my guys you know I mean this is just really not trying to be known as anything public

that's what I get from it's pretty interesting like even as he is that yeah he's not

trying to be that lean into that or just go that way is what it seemed like to me he ain't accepted yet

but that's what's interesting because he is you're that already yeah but not if

you don't accept it do you not acknowledge what I'm saying you ain't say nothing you said that and this and that I did say something I said you

don't want to be known as Public public anything a public not that this is what

happens yo everybody's personality is different oh that's true my [ __ ] yo dog am I fronting no but you've known me for

a long time yeah so what I'm doing and how I move is me it's not me being something that I'm not you know what I'm

saying so me getting up like doing a running man on the carpet it's not my personality no no no no no no no no no

no no we agree with you we're not doing it I'm talking about when I say that I mean you accepting your as a broadcast

as a brand and celebrity [Music]

you did this and that's kind of what I mean about you you being you sitting here people [ __ ]

with you being used I appreciate that so no don't act outside of you but

whatever man I can't do this wish right now before we we need to Define gay somebody

pull up the not yet ASAP Rocky you went because we just thought about

Travis coffee man long and I meant to tell ASAP Rocky that he should stop talking about Travis

Scott if indeed ASAP Rocky was on stage at rolling loud directing the lines you

stole my style I stole you took my style I took your [ __ ] if those lines were directed to Travis Scott stop it

that's the take there's nothing uh if I'm if I'm married

to Rihanna I'm talking all the [ __ ] in the world to everybody that wants to play on Earth

don't care I feel you I feel what you're saying I think the total opposite of that I have the total opposite take in

that what do you agree on what do I care if you married Rihanna if I used to be with if I was with Brianna

we got kids good for you I didn't want him with her

I've urged her to go take the abortion pill and maybe she didn't want him with me

for whatever but we was together we had a run and it was a blast so you can't slap me in the face with that's your

wife if I know how your wife tastes you should take talk to me respectfully a

little bit but that's when [ __ ] get to talking aggressively because you know how my wife takes

I said Rihanna had album out in about six seven

years you ain't had none now in about who knows how long

I would not say Travis Scott's name is all I'm saying y'all can look at me like I'm crazy all you want or I would leave

Dragon Scott alone or I'm trying to get hot go go

do what park said and go be a house husband no I want to get back get back but get back GQ make your little slap

that song he got coming and do sound hard it sound hard that's your days after coming or it might be out already I don't know but it sounds good leave

him this [ __ ] alone don't direct no more bars toward Travis

Scott that tree might fall on you

fall on the mouth fall on them like now I'm calling Kanye and Mike Dean and sizza and future and

again we go now we're doing we are the world against you [ __ ] you and Rihanna [ __ ] are you talking about fall on them

how

okay but in war now you can't call the same people that I just called these

people have chosen a side says who says these people says no that don't say I don't mean that these people will none

of these people will be appearing on the new ASAP album no if my wife calls him and and calls him the favor my wife

calls Kanye the same Kanye that I've represented at the Super Bowl yeah [ __ ] Kanye's coming Drake is not coming when

Rihanna calls maybe not I said Kanye just say can't hear you what I'm saying this particular group of Avengers it

won't be the same group that's all I'm saying I'm not trying to argue whether Rihanna has pulled you will have to find a new group to battle and that will be a

tall task I disagree I think that them [ __ ] so if y'all are ASAP Rocky y'all keep shooting Travis Scott never while he's doing this no

just played a clip recently you know be battling [ __ ] I've said this before you battling their marketing dollars

yeah I don't think ASAP what where are his marketing dollars coming from but I

can make my marketing dollars come from you no but look they said these [ __ ] doing the same 50 Cent said

yo we don't have the marketing dollars that Empire has so you know what I'm gonna do you smoke that I'm gonna create a beef with Empire and now I got Taraji

Henson I got uh Terrence in them shooting at me but just to make us feel

every time they met your Empire they mentioned before you even get there the same 50 Cent made it Splash in hip-hop

by shooting at all of them [ __ ] I love the Newark boys Point here I think that the tree can never fall on 50 Cent

because he's one of the best beefers in the history of beef so I don't think the same threat applies to 50 cent no that's

true but they all tried to attack him for that [ __ ] he said about Empire and power but he's him and that [ __ ] didn't

work his plan worked right the Travis Scott tree can fall on ASAP Rocky who

was just in a club telling people to be respectful because his wife is here like

I'm not doing this with y'all stop it you don't see a reason why ASAP would

shoot at Travis Scott that's all I'm saying I don't I'm talking about the way he's the waiting yeah [ __ ] move today why where I need attention because he

want attention that's what I'm saying he got attention yeah yeah no no no no he didn't get it

yet he didn't get it yet I don't have that kind of attention not that listen tell me what gay means

and then I'm gonna tell you why I asked okay I've got you want to read the urban and I'll read this okay you read urban

hours gay sexually or romantically attracted to

people of One's Own sex used especially of a man or lighthearted and carefree

ice Urban Dictionary don't even touch it that's what I was going to say hey

happier super happy we're not [ __ ] really happy man yeah happy

all right now why'd you ask that question Joe because Dwight Howard is a freak ass boy that's why and rumors have

been circulating for a while that he was a freak ass boy but I always give the benefit of the doubt to people that I

have you know that they have a special place in my heart and I'm wrong every time I gave to Dwight Howard boy am I

wrong gave the Chingy super wrong about that gave her the Young Buck boy it couldn't even been more wrong about that

one gave it to Bobby Valentino up smack me in the head again [ __ ] like [ __ ] transgenders that's just the bottom line

so gave it to Mr no go ahead yeah

when are we going to stop giving entertainers the benefit of the doubt they'd be doing that [ __ ]

anyway Dwight Howard was feeling frisky and hit some [ __ ] on Instagram in the

DM I'm gonna read the DMC and it says you're lying no he said he

said the demon Emoji the old boy oh boy we started the conversation yeah

[ __ ] out there y'all know what the demon Emoji yeah it's demon time

[ __ ] said sup sexy Dwight said

what's up the dude replied yeah what's up sexy yeah what's up that's what he said he's not demon time too yeah I know

what the demon emoji means so I'm gonna match energy gotcha the wife says nothing you

[ __ ] just starting my day off about to shower in a few Dwight sends the eyes oh

there we go I send my girl to eyes when she bout to shower too the [ __ ] says I got you tongue Emoji

um that was what was that

was the Canadian version sorry my accent is still here I can't even say what I want to say no no no can you hear my

brain yes what that wouldn't keep going

anyway dude says what you have planned today

Dwight says we play today you and ATL [ __ ] says yeah I stay in Atlanta I've

been doing some modeling here in Chicago what about you and word that's what's up good luck sexy

Dwight says ATL in Philly then he says damn some emojis some

emojis back you have some blank shots LOL oh do you have some dick

shots do you have some blank shots the dude says I don't but I can make some personal ones though demon emoji Dwight

says I want to see your dick dick Emoji I want to see your [ __ ] [ __ ]

eggplant with the eyes emoji the dude says I got you sexy sends over some [ __ ]

what he said don't

you know what let me just take the headphones off don't don't do this because y'all know

how it is when you're feeling frisky and you want to pick and then you receive the pick you hit somebody that's really likely to send a pic hey the white one

[ __ ] send that bad [ __ ] right over so then Dwight sent some send some emojis

right then they back at it which emojis uh something that's important because

that's like a language it is then he send the demon again on a Monday what's up sexy what are you doing was helping

my sister cook then chilling now what about you babe Dwight says I'm thinking about that meat the [ __ ] says you

trouble well he's just having a sister to cook so the wife said oops you know I want it he wants it the [ __ ] says when

Dwight says now the dude says and this is where it gets

freaky oh it ain't got freaky yet no it didn't it didn't get pretty good at all start

yeah they start it's just some dialogue it's just some DM go ahead the [ __ ]

says who all over there I emojis I don't want to raise no eyebrows

all right then uh Dwight says Hey Dwight says

now uh nobody my son in his bed

well wait now I know what nobody means nobody means nobody not even my son this

but he said no my son isn't so your son is sleep and you're on demon

song with some fresh [ __ ] but that's fine let's keep it going this

[ __ ] says okay perfect that didn't deter him at all the wife says you would

just have to leave before everyone wake up come out oh nobody

to just my son here tonight everybody in his sleep well go ahead

dude says okay you're gonna be up you know I'm an hour away but I'll come

the wife says yeah dude says let me get ready Dwight says okay with some tongue Emoji hit it Mel no please don't

that was that was yeah very enthusiastic why your days be so bad

good thing anyway tongue Emoji dick Emoji oh man

uh dude says uh uh oh Dwight says I want more dude

says I got you poppy also what are you into you like freaky [ __ ]

the wife says he won't know yeah I'm into freaky [ __ ] now I want you to know

I'm not like gay or anything uh I'm just a little nasty sometimes

and I don't want to offend you this is where I paused

and said hmm I know time's changing maybe they moved it listens cisgendered

men cisborne woman uh how you had self-identifying pronouns listen I don't know but I thought I knew what gaming

maybe I'm off let's keep going dude having been in this situation

before says now I get it [ __ ] whatever yeah and I understand sexy we groan I'm

not offended at all Dwight sends the happy emoji and then says let me see that [ __ ]

[Laughter] now now

dude says I'm almost ready about to be on the way Dwight says okay he says I'm

on the way the address you sent me right the white says yes dude says bet now the

white says on the left arm right here put the blink on and I quote the blinker on

do you want to have a threesome nothing wrong yet yes it is hold on no

it ain't well nobody there uh yet I'm trying to facilitate and see

what are you trying to see if I need to get a threesome popping dude says with who LOL and is that what you want Dwight

says a dude lol or a girl LOL

they can't come till after four I scratched my [ __ ] Bullhead and said

to myself self if there's three [ __ ]

in the threesome you are gay

I don't know I I couldn't find another hole to paint this different pause

it's only one type of holder dude says I'm already 30 minutes away

LOL and that's where this exchange stops

Dwight is trying to have a three [ __ ] threesome in a house with his kids sleep

and the kickback just ending and y'all got to leave before my kid wakes up but

I'm not gay I'm just a little freaky just into some [ __ ]

no you're not I'm a little freaky all right

you are a different word what the [ __ ]

I ain't even know three [ __ ] could do that together a threesome oh wait it's

good oh yes now but that's what makes it even more odd

it's three [ __ ] even if I'm thinking about trying one of y'all's point of view Dwight Howard is seven foot one who

the [ __ ] is bending this big ass [ __ ] over in the threesome get the [ __ ] your diesel ass out to

threesome I would kick you out of here stick up and die I'm not having a

threesome with no [ __ ] that got 30 rebounds one game you have to go somewhere else you muscular [ __ ] Doof

how I'ma handle you no maybe he wants to be handled no I'm trying to say that he

might you know no oh what the hell

like a long ass lick yo what though [ __ ] yo oh [ __ ] wow

that was that was a little freaky yeah

you're not freaky no maybe that's something this is freaky if this is the

definition of freaky I am your vanilla right box your straight vanilla words

I'm good bro also while we're here on just calling cap on on some [ __ ] the Carly girl uh

the Carly girl you called it finally admitted to lying to her attorney her

attorney did a press conference saying there was no kidnapping there was no toddler there was no none of that I I'm

I'm awarding performance points to Jesse for the more creative lie he

Incorporated Subway the news some Nigerian twins did you remember the reenactment right yeah yeah it did yeah

that was great this girl's live arrogance points though this girl's lie was a little crazy no no we got

questions now you don't just get to move on yo I want that girl's ex-boyfriend now

because the boyfriend left her and made sure to announce it I want him to shut the [ __ ] up what's he doing he he keep

making pressing releases and statements I want to say [ __ ] we don't know her we

damn sure don't know you who the [ __ ] are you to keep making statements we don't give a [ __ ]

he's just trying to get some [ __ ] ready to come up and she can get some dick I don't know nobody left her over

to lie she's cute she's a cute girl clearly a little mental health [ __ ] going on but I might not have left her

that was what I was going to ask y'all are you going to leave your girl because she faked the kidnap me well no the rumor is no the rumor is is that I like

Gone Girl so no I love longer I would date longer yeah I would definitely date going girls

on me yeah she loved him that's the love right there yeah the rumor is is that he

cheated on her with a stripper she found out and this is her way of making him miss her

you willing to go through all that baby come home come home yo you [ __ ] I just wanted to

ask to shut the [ __ ] up yeah and now for real come on come on come on you ain't got to get fake in there no more not

this home no no come on you ain't gotta get fun in the real home you belonging right here this way come home yeah right

you want to go through all that she willing to make up all that imagine what she willing to make up on your next breakup

I've done dealt with some creative holes they'd have made some [ __ ] up glad I

don't like The Artsy type I didn't know them hoses Archie until that paragraph on the report

I didn't know they were so creative like wait wait what I did not I was yeah this

did not happen this [ __ ] is like Spielberg God damn also while we're here on [ __ ] I'm

calling cap on uh that's what there's uh there's uh Clips going around where

America is admitting to having found non-human uh biologics I watched the

whole press conference did you I did what'd you think um I'm compelled I'm compelled I think

there's a lot of [ __ ] obviously he can't the dude couldn't speak out nothing you gotta forgot what they call the room they gotta go to the secret

room with the uh Senator can't publicly speak yeah and they were trying to block that from even happening so I don't see

the point wonder why they could be doing that

and this is just where Joe get to join I don't think it's Joe

getting to join riddle me this I'm probably with you but good

they said the alien vehicle crashed and that's how

they got it I thought to myself hmm

here where we've gotten everything from fighting capturing murdering burning

stealing bigoting we just pillage [ __ ] that's

what happens here that's how we get all the way so you mean to tell me that we have an alien and the aircraft

but it crashed here not you went and took it from wherever

the [ __ ] you've seen it at [ __ ] too but look I think the crazier part of the crash scenario is that is that these

[ __ ] could come from a bazillion quadzillion miles away and then they crash they think aliens how

stupid do they think we are yeah Superman the alien can't drive it could

have been a baby I know how easy it is to pass the permit test on Earth

yo I do not believe that the aliens couldn't drive and crashed into Earth

and that's how we got them and I do think that they need to tell us more about what it is and what they found and

release some [ __ ] not only that they describe the way that their aircraft is able is able to travel they're able to

make like hard right turns they're able to like you know go from air to underground underwater to you know the

atmosphere like let me tell you if those are the things that have you amazed at

this alien we should start running now bro no no no the funny part with that is

a week ago or two weeks ago another dude like this high up military same dude no

use on the panel yeah not the dude that spoke in front of um the Republicans this is a different it might be the same doors the one that

said he was stationed in Antarctica um maybe not carry on no this dude's

talking about he was stationed in Antarctica top top level clearance and start talking about the weapons that we

have that we are making he said they transmit all types of [ __ ] into space Not only um he was just naming he said

yo the weapons that we have it's some [ __ ] that your brain couldn't even fathom and we can send signals into

space so right a week after that comes in yo yeah they crash

I know they crash after that [ __ ] hit the yes yo dog

yeah this [ __ ] ain't nobody Chinese they they lulled us to sleep they've

been sitting there playing like letting America think we did superpower they just ahead of us and they've been spying on us with all this crazy [ __ ] that we

can't explain that's my take I don't believe that's your alien [ __ ] I don't believe what they're saying I'm

talking about I believe alien I think octopus are aliens they've been on this planet aliens in the ocean we just don't

know what the [ __ ] we're looking I've been saying that I said that on the power before we're aliens aliens if

you're out there listening to this broadcast this [ __ ] right here I don't mind y'all taking me

come get me [ __ ]

I want to fly around with them I've seen enough of these humans I want to go around Starlight John means

ain't cutting it no more no comment aliens might not three asses

I don't know why you went right to asses it still looks good and asses is one of your this is me yo

the young guy performed for the power I don't do anything I didn't say you did I said you never see me do it I surely do

chill out bro hey hey hey hey hey telling you is you are attracted

to ass that's what I meant so if they got three humps instead of two you might be right there with them

changing as I get older ah look at his ass yeah I know it sounds

good right no it is changing as you get older I'm tired of seeing this [ __ ] in the pictures where I don't want to see this [ __ ] move [ __ ] yeah

move [ __ ] why are you here nice I keep bumping the knives I bumped

into you pause too little slim joints no tattoos and [ __ ]

that's ice my [ __ ] DB honestly bring me right there DB boy he gonna bring me my [ __ ]

International right there I mean like damn dog is what

you do all day I don't care what country to grow from DiBiase name under there yo with a like

I promise you and then my man yeah that should be annoying though move I think you should it's not your

bad guys like this somebody get ready to call Ian Dunlap for me let me play this little clip for

y'all

I create Caesar there was no season excuse me when you have the lifeline or

life that you have I created that if I wasn't there if I didn't create

math if I didn't have math if I didn't put Matt on The Breakfast Club and I didn't recommend people to last

there will be no math

he's going on this show because

nobody would know who you are the way you are right now if it wasn't for DJ

Envy for putting you on The Breakfast Club for putting all their seminars for making the moves that I made for you it

would be you would not be as big as you are now and if you don't think that you are funny

and that is true and that is true when it comes to everybody on those things

the reason I don't have a problem with anybody

and I still send people to mess with because Matt is a good person now Matt

and Caesar's beef and how they go back and forth I don't get involved eyo's beef and C is I don't get involved

I was with eyo last night out here in Kentucky do I like to take business practices and

what they do and how I feel no so I'm just not a part of it will eyo ever be on The Breakfast Club

again probably not but that's because of me that is digging in what I create

find words I heard the cut off version I ain't here all that fine words from a

decent man that was DJ Envy addressing

he got right too he's I made y'all I created y'all Breakfast Club isn't mine

I brought Charlemagne in I brought Yee and I made you I am made Madam maid

Caesar listening to somebody else say stuff like that even if stuff like that is

true boy it would sound nasty when you have to say it that sounds disgusting and I don't think

that's true he didn't make uh earn your leisure At All by the time he appeared on this show they was well on their way to being two day but when I met with him

years ago they was on their way to being who they was can someone call in I don't

have I know we'll provoke that is somebody she got an Android too they're

calling up Ian Dunlap for me so I can get his take on things who provoked that that conversation like him saying all

that ask ask Ian that's fine that's good messy a little bit come on let's get a little tea

we've been gone for a while come back with some mess Ian

how are you hootie who who Melissa give me the phone give me the [ __ ] phone

y'all we call it about [ __ ] beef okay

a [ __ ] just said he made him here you go hoodie no it's me now Ian

Ian I just played that clip of Envy uh where he went off on all y'all

I just want to say I'm gonna call Richard and Troy to tell them too that I was right and that y'all [ __ ] had some smoke

coming your way and y'all told me y'all would never reply to any of that but you've been

replying to this stuff so I wanted to call on air to see if we can get some exclusive tea as to what what is

happening here why he's trying to [ __ ] on y'all like this and say something flagrant back that I can put in the

caption on YouTube

I didn't you said what Troy and Richard I said they wouldn't

reply I didn't say that oh all right that's really well that's true that's true why are you coming at y'all

I don't know I think because his other situation isn't going well and he's in a hot seat he may be feeling

some pressure um as far as to like Matt paid to be on stage with Envy

so I don't know how he made that situation did make us and my thing is like if he

made us then why don't you have equity in it like I call Corey chapter Corey a year ago

and asked him what was going on with him when he was acting funny and I still don't have any issue with him but

my Mom and Dad don't say that they made me and they literally made me so for him

to say that he helped build anything and we don't have any direct relationship with him at all uh

it's a mistake like you haven't said you've been incredibly helpful Charlemagne hasn't said it I think uh

it's a combination of the things not going well with Caesar and also I think maybe financially things are not going

as well for him as other people may think how could that be true because I don't see [ __ ] with no real

money doing this did he gonna do it Robert Smith don't do it nobody thought that Envy had Robert

Smith and Diddy money I never no I didn't say that but I don't

see people that are doing really well in life behave like this um

so if you did if you helped me something make another one but if you did make it

why don't you have equity in it I made plenty of [ __ ] out here that I don't have equity

well I know I won't do it again but just to set the record straight

you do not feel like he made y'all take me out of it right Troy Rashad was

already cooking before it even went to The Breakfast Club and the truth is like even us coming to The Breakfast Club

that was Charlemagne's doing both times I went he was never there

so he made y'all and he wasn't even there so for the record like I have no issue

with him but how did you make something and you're never there we have no conversations with you do have issues

he has an issue I don't you have an issue with what he's running around saying because it's not true

yeah I mean that's that's the correction and Blossom we got to stop doing the fake media ship we do we're like no

ain't no issue but here all my issues with this [ __ ] no if I had an issue I would tell you you know me I'll be real

direct and say I think and I hate that uh I'm sure it's gonna send two shots of my guy like I hate us black man that we

can't get along well enough no brother I think the real issue that has to be addressed is

the accusations with his man [Music] um no no I think the focus should be there

this man could keep taking the fall because my [ __ ] is just prospering now so we don't care my [ __ ] as long as

it's keep doing well I don't care what's happening with season my man time to shine now yeah so I ain't bother but I I just

think it was a sophomore to say that but you know I just wanted to call and make

sure that [ __ ] wasn't out here making you yo because that was true that was gonna be crazy I want to do a

podcasting list of net worth and complex won't make that call

I really want to put a list together who in the top ten there's a lot of smoke and mirrors in

this entertainment [ __ ] like for everybody who's listening most of the people who we see Talking doing a lot of

this stuff do not have the money that we think that they have um in the next couple years I definitely

think that would be revealed if I made you all money please put yes in chat

well you're always welcome here anytime you come I won't feel like I made you

foreign you have had a significant impact and I always give credit I wouldn't even say

that about me praise but but not that

right all right good man when you back this way uh whenever y'all need me out there I'll

be out there you coming to invest fast what you doing you coming to guys the movie door no I'm

not doing none of that [ __ ] I'm not gonna invest fast vacation was great [ __ ] till my dick went numb

walked around naked Butler was killing specialty Chef Aki the whole time come

on some fish oh you gotta see what that spot he was at you know my birthday next week so I gotta go somewhere so I need

that info all right all right happy early birthday is you good why you keep making faces ish hey Ian you know it's

sweet to go do a speaking engagement for four hours in the Dominican Republic

[Applause]

real quick work work

uh all right we'll see we get up here man we love you always love y'all peace

that was crazy listen don't ever do that the girl got arrested Carly Russell good

for uh false false police report all right [Applause]

think about if they would have found a quote-unquote suspect and something would have happened you know how they

found a fake suspect [ __ ] really ain't doing nothing they could have potentially it costs money that type of that type of police yeah resources you

can't waste the town cities money like that like if the cops get mad enough we're gonna recharge them and not just

that you got to send a message so nobody else keep doing this dumb [ __ ] like if you just keep getting away with slap on the wrist and the next person who's

upset about something is going to say all right you know what let me fake this but now if you oh wait a minute I might

do what you might rethink it a little bit there was a word that went out that says she already lost her job because

her co-workers was mad and they was looking for her and blah blah blah blah I was like I don't know I gotta draw the

line somewhere I should be able to [ __ ] try to fake a kidnapping and keep my job no sure no you should not

but why but no if I didn't miss those days what if it's my off days not on my off

days I try to get kidnapped I pick kidnappers reflects on the character of the company and when we well we don't I think that should be a lawsuit I should

be able to fake my kidnap you can and keep and keep my job my [ __ ] left my job left now I'm in

jail so now you should read that this boy [ __ ] it might be smart to just find a toddler and kidnap that [ __ ]

hey hey sometimes in the in the when they was real close to finding out the wild line you got to

make it make it come true now you got to make the LIE be true sorry you got really speed so you can get

pulled over hey buddy what you want me to say uh this is Mother smoke out there that

I'm skipping I'm skipping that smoke skipping the drinking Elliot smoke oh I'm not never skipping that's more what

do you think of that smoke I mean I just want to say I know rolling loud

happened I will never be able to report on rolling loud because I'm too old for Rolling loud I am one of the [ __ ] that

know that rolling loud is not my demo I don't give a [ __ ] about most of them little [ __ ]

that they run out there performing I don't care how much pyro technician [ __ ] is going on smokes smokes machine your

way to death I'm not going was funny to see Elliot running up on

people doing that [ __ ] and it is funny for Drake to say he's doing yes Jewel's interview it was funny and if it was

spurred by some hate about the the white girl Bobby interview then I think it's warranted

Elliot did go real hard at hating on that interview yeah and he said all the Drake

interviews out outside of his and yachty's he later backtracked and said but he said all the Drake interviews

have been met so I mean you should know somebody that's trying to do something different and that's your man he gave you a look that was your biggest look

yeah yeah but a lot of people operate or whatever you've done for me lately you can't do that when I gave you a look no

I'm agreeing operate the rest of the [ __ ] that that would love a drake interview but never

got one like he opened his home to y'all he didn't just do an interview he opened his home that's true so if anybody could

[ __ ] on my interview with this little white girl Bobby it can't be you so I think he had that shot coming to him but

I'm also from the school of yeah shots help I'ma fire at you fire it back and that's going to help blowing me up I'd

love to spicy Elliot [ __ ] I love what it's doing for him we have never talked about Elliot this much I've never seen the fans or anybody talk about Elliot so

much no why because he'd be doing that Rap Radar [ __ ] get stepping your own bag and start some [ __ ] and take what come

with it I love it and I like Drake fine with that [ __ ] fired everybody and I like that interview though with the

little white guy I watched it finally like I was hanging and mad at first but then I watched it was a good interview can we tell the truth that's a good

interview I love that little white girl she was funny I love that Bobby girl look at that plant out of here man she

is a plant she made me a plant but she's great she's funny this [ __ ] I saw with

Drake was quirky she's quirky that's the point of it the point of all her [ __ ] is

awkwardness and dry humor uh for me it seemed like she took a lot

out of funny Marco's bag she also had funny Marco on her show made for a

really awkward interview I do think that she's a plant because this is episode four five six

you got Drake Mark Cuban Gotti Yadi you just that's that's a crazy opening uh

lineup also said that she was popping on Tick Tock I don't know how true that is she was okay she was but I mean

yeah I don't want to get into a racial Deep dive about Tick Tock and how white

people can blow up there I don't want to do that but the girl's funny I like her [ __ ] I'm gonna continue to watch her

[ __ ] and I do think that she's a plan but she's good so both both sides could be true yeah both things can be true I

agree I I was edited I watched the audio one too entertained by both of them I thought she was funny

all right so I think hey you know that is it's a different style of interview I

like seeing that from someone like Drake who we've seen sit down and have the formal interview it's fun to see some

different [ __ ] and Drake telling Elliott that uh Hey the young [ __ ] is running [ __ ] right now there's truth to it

there's truth to it so but not just for media people that was telling for Drake to say hey

I'm me and I recognize that I don't need to do nothing to sell records but there's some things that

could help me in my in my acknowledgment of where the if he want to sit with the

young quirky white girl that don't have nothing to do with nothing that just popped up out of I'm totally fine with

that and again if you've done a million interviews where you sit down in a nice place and talk about your album and what

you want to do I might want to sit in the bed with a white girl that's gonna know nothing about my life and make some weird jokes

I agree and I thought it was super funny that she was talking about a direct flight and he thought she was talking

about the song Non-Stop and then she called him on it yeah are

you that arrogant that you think words just mean you're a song title only like I was talking about a non-stop flight

that's just funny listen I like it um and you know y'all out there I do see a

lot of people talking about Drake need to do something for the culture Drake need to interview with the culture Drake need to sit down with me or Gilly or

somebody from the culture for the culture for the culture maybe email for the country for the culture for the culture enough of that please stop that

I'm here to burst your bubble I've as I've said before there is no Drake interview that will come out without

being screened by a drake edited by Drake chopped down by Drake and anything that he don't want you to ask will never

see the light of day it's getting checked by team Drake so you you any

interview whoever you sit down with you not getting what you think you getting so y'all keep talking about sit with

people that's going to ask different questions and do different things never get it none of that [ __ ] is happening ever again this nigga's a global

phenomenon these interviews are really Drake interviewing Drake yes or if you really want to be honest about it that's

what they all are and that's why I didn't go to start for real because like all right you go

you're talking [ __ ] what if he promised you some [ __ ] what if you're in New York and he said you know what I'm pulling up there right now anybody in the world is

taking that but not for you to chop it down and dry it and take the good questions oh no [ __ ] that

hell no how much he earned it though yeah that's his right that's his right he earned it

if you want that level you earned it there's a couple of them shout out to that little white girl Bobby she got some [ __ ] with Mark Cuban coming

I like it um what else is important unimportant we cleared the Whiteboard I don't think

I've ever seen both white boards totally cleared all of this is off the Dome huh

fresh back off the Dome on these [ __ ] let me see what else I got down here uh

uh Mitch McConnell was froze up ain't he [Laughter] that was odd

I'm glad he's okay what what you just did you know he can't

do some of the [ __ ] he did neither [ __ ] Mitch I don't [ __ ] with him at all I also

don't want to see him have a stroke on live television I don't want to see that mid-sentence freezing the the two Secret

Service security [ __ ] in the back don't even know he [ __ ] up to take him and be like by the time they taking them

now it's an awkward little now I'm I'm seeing [ __ ] saying you got anything else you want to say I shouldn't believe I

shouldn't be privy they should have cut from that [ __ ]

they're just sitting there the controller died yeah

so [ __ ] come from behind the bushes

the crazy [ __ ] is he reporting the duty they won't even they won't even take him out of office they give a day off no

talking about yo he's going to keep his job so after the elections and all that [ __ ] he's old some got to be in there

we shouldn't get we know we we already be saying certain people we don't think that they're fit and capable but when we

see it on live TV come on dog something got to be done yeah man I felt like 17 times

why don't you let him stand up Joe or Hunter Joe

[Laughter] I know my [ __ ] Hunter was mad that

[ __ ] skied up honey woke up put that good suit on had the best plea deal in the world worked out walked into court

that's happened to me before actually do the play out no where you have it where you have a piece set up but when

the when the prosecutor get the announcing they try to ask some [ __ ] I was like well let's take another let's

take another walk but take another walk because the lawyer tell you all that

[ __ ] they say just say you understand yeah yeah yeah yeah you hear something you ain't said that part fam they told

him hey we still got this other investigation that we're running on you and future charges might apply to you it

said not guilty though we talked about everything

I'm nothing why old people don't get a cane

like a king just song like even my dad when he got his name replacement he did

not want to walk with his King is fly foreign

[Music]

no that's [ __ ] up yo these old white men boy and Powerful

white man they will not submit yeah but that's part of the gig I know that's part of the politics of it that's just

the [ __ ] that's some fresh new politicians come in here no no no and you can't get me

out we hold it on to this power can't give me as long as we can though [ __ ] you talking about what did you all finally think of uh Jamie Foxx's Jamie

Foxx's uh Speech or

um I mean I'm glad to hear him if you cry I'll cry right now what's up

break I was glad to see him talking about because uh you you could kind of hear

the sincerity in what he was saying oh true you know what I mean like and um when when men you know what I'm saying

show you that vulnerability yeah it kind of touch you a little bit um and just to see him happy and talking

when [ __ ] show you that it kind of touch you you got to come on come on show you they're a little happier yeah

no he was happy cracking jokes a little bit you know what I'm saying he he talked about his family he talked about

his his corner and his Circle and how they held it down um you got to appreciate that especially

in his media frenzy for sure everybody and their mother wanted to know what was going on with him his family and his

friends held it down yeah everybody just pray amen and sent me messages

I cannot even begin to tell you I figure we should plan oh right because it was kind of touching how far it took me and

how how it brought me back um uh I went through something that I

thought I would never ever go through uh and I know a lot of people were waiting you know yeah

this part I just didn't want you to see me like that man yeah you know I want you to see me laughing having a good

time partying cracking a joke doing a movie television show I didn't want you to see me with a

with twos uh running out of me and

and trying to figure out uh if if I was gonna

make it through and to be honest with you my uh my sister DJ Dixon my daughter

Corinne Marie saved my life so uh to them to God

to a lot of great medical people uh I'm able to leave you this

uh video your family kick in in such a way and

y'all know they kept it airtight they didn't let nothing out they protected me and that's what I hope that everyone

could have and moments like these uh now you know by being quiet

sometimes things you know get out of hand people saying what I got some people said I was I was blind but as you

can see uh as you can see the eyes are working the eyes are working just fine all right

[ __ ] shut the Far Cry enough for you uh I'm glad that he finally gave the

public an update as to what's really going on with him right he still sounds fragile yeah I was one of the stupid

people that was watching like is that yeah is that him yeah then the conversation if he's a clone started I

mean that's cool they had a little stun double running around not they had but there was a guy running around where

they would Paparazzi was catching him it's like that ain't Jamie Foxx good to hear from Jamie Foxx I understand his

reasoning of not wanting to give a update but you have to give you have to give up there I just agree with that you

have to give up there I disagree yeah I don't I disagree too why do you feel you have to

you don't have to so I don't want to play semantics game you don't have to gotcha I feel like you should

it don't have to come from you but it does need to come from a representative or spokesperson or

publicist or somebody so we we had mumps of fake stories

but it was updates coming from his daughter yeah and they didn't accept those that's why I don't think you have to do nothing because

people are going to believe what they want to believe yo she's lying well at that point the people did have reason to

believe that the daughter was covering some things they did they didn't just accuse her because they didn't see him

is what they were saying no we want to see him we don't believe her we want to see him it's not why it's because when

as things were being reported some of the things that she was replying to was different than what was being said it

just was that's what he said she lying because look look at what they were saying

she wasn't producing him more because he wasn't talking there was reasons that

the public was like because it contradicted the stories that were not true if she's saying yo my dad is fine

who's playing pickleball and they like nah we her he blind we heard he's he's

um he's paralyzed there's no way he was doing that show us him to answer your question I think that's part of what comes with being a public servant

especially when you're loved by everyone true I do I see I think that's entitlement though no I

I see that um I don't think that's an obligation yeah I think that that's a

choice I think that if you love your fans and all of those things I think that yeah you could put that out but I

think that's a choice that you um solely have the right to now when you fighting for your life dog and part of

that clip he said y'all been to Hell and back the last thing on your family's mind is a whole bunch of people that

don't necessarily matter to his living or dying that's why I named some people that wasn't family you hear what I'm

saying spokesperson publicist whomever they still are people that love you and care about you and are close to you I

agree with you I just think that it's somebody's job to to recalling Olivia Pope and teach us how to how do we

address this maybe we don't have to give a real-time update on what's really happening but a statement from somebody

that's saying something should help again yeah I think it's optional yeah you get what I'm saying I

don't think it's obligatory and I don't think that the entitled people that aren't a part of your family

they I don't think they had us right I think if you do it you do it if you don't like it let's God forbid something

happened to somebody up here if if if the people's family say y'all I want nothing out that's what your family is

saying your dog you feel me I just thought of it as you said it God forbid if something happened to somebody up

here I would still want a spokesperson of

excuse me I would want somebody directly attached to me to tell the fans same thing LeBron

said after bronny's uh injury hey please just give us the Privacy this is

what this is what's going on let us handle it as a family I'll update you when there's something to update it

didn't say nothing but it's said enough and then everybody understood I'm just talking about something like that yeah

no I agree with that but I think so I used to saying you don't have to daughter tried to do that that's how I

look at it it wasn't enough yeah it wasn't as um homeboy as uh

and I guess I'm just talking circumstantially too I'm only saying that in regards to this Jamie Foxx case because how it played out but with Chad

Chadwick Boseman I would never say this hey look I'll give you another example even bronze like the bronze thing could

have went swept Under Wraps he fell out in front of publicly yeah you know what

I'm saying so if those things happen behind closed doors then that LeBron that is LeBron's family's right to to uh

release whatever they want to release you know what I'm saying he this happened publicly so it was going to get out so now you got to make a statement

about it gets out rest in peace MF Doom MF Doom passed in October

nobody knew until his wife said something at the end of December

like it's not it's when when we're ready at my point no but when we're ready what

if his family never said nothing you would look that away right MF Doom is theirs he passed they don't

have to announce [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all we held our private ceremony and that's it we would look at them the way but they

never announced none or what what I would say when they're ready to that's all I'm saying like same thing with Jamie Foxx when they were

ready to say something to the public that's at the bottom of the list of importance right now I'm glad he's doing

well so I could kick his new movies back in right after this next conversation and see we should talk about we should

say rest in peace to cheese I didn't want to do that at the top because I'll cry up here and it's a real serious

topic but man uh Gilly we love you yes uh I've been praying for you and your

family every day uh it's something that just nobody should have to go through ever

and way too many times too many times in hip-hop am I having to

look for to hip-hop fathers to exhibit this uncanny

strength when you lose a child and an adult child

losing a child is horrible all around the board losing an adult child

is I can't I can't imagine it then there's and too many Philly people have gone through this yeah already I don't

like it for Gilly someone who's been around since the 90s contributing helping donating preaching Philly

spokesperson Philly spoke person spokesperson I love

how all the Philly known Philly people gathered to just cover Gilly in warmth and love some of

them pictures you could see it in his face like and then he's got Gilly Fest he's got

things that he kind of can't be away from so you gotta push through the storm Gilly we love you yo Philly I don't know

what y'all on out there I know nobody's exempt but you know as Dad you kind of want to

feel like the legacy of your last name or the things that you've done or how good you've treated people in the city

in the town will have some carry over to your children yeah so then like them it happens when my oldest son well I can

see it but you you never picture it have in the opposite effect

and that's just where it hurts a little bit and it don't just hurt it hurts it hurt as a community

that one hurt everybody I had to read that [ __ ] multiple times to make sure to

make sure uh that I was reading it correctly one and two where my some of

my anger comes in at Gilly is well known enough and loved enough for us to have

seen a report by now saying we have captured the person that did this

for me it's too it's too long this is a high this is high profile to

me I don't I won't speak on how they handling that the Philly uh police

department but I'm shocked that three people were shot one fatally

and there's not been a word I am shocked about that Gilly I love you yo yeah two is um we

talk about the generational wealth all the time they they there you know what I'm saying

like they did your son's 25 years old and that's setting the stage for y'all long term your whole entire lineage and

for your son to be taken away from you in that Reckless manner is disgusting and that's the part that makes it [ __ ]

up right like you've been busting your ass for your kids right and now you can provide this boy with everything that

you your heart dreamed of for the last 20 years you've been busting ass working and now for him to be taken away from

you that [ __ ] is insane to me yeah but it's like this is such a tough talk culturally

right like my son has been in Jersey City his whole life I have been able to

pull him out of there but I don't right because I come from Jersey City like that culture that that helped to make me

who I am you want it to help shape your kid too you never picture it the Fatal

version of the story

I don't know if I agree with that like the cult like I'm just speaking for myself I would not want if I got to a

place where I'm able to take my daughter away from where I grew up

and all of that I would move her as far as I could when she's small I don't wanna I don't want to have that talk now

because I don't want anyone to misconstrue we are victim blaming no no no no no no please be clear that's not

what I'm just responding to what you said about your son you kind of want them to grow up and get some of that

I was going to say aren't isn't that different with sons and dogs and not just that when your son is older those

things have already shaped who he is like I remember that's 24 20. I remember my mother moved to the suburbs when I

was in high school my dumb ass got on two buses every single day and went back to East Orange

it's it's lunacy now but you want that's where I wanted to be I wanted to be over

there I didn't want to be over here in The Burbs I wanted to be in the middle of the [ __ ] dog my mom sent me away to

school in North Carolina just predicting that I would be too bad in Jersey City

and I went out there and became the baddest kid moving so I mean I don't think you could ever

really planned it but you can't plan it yeah but I'm tired of seeing uh black hip-hop

dads lose their children early man that [ __ ] really sucks man sorry

um Also let's say rest in peace to Sinead O'Connor yeah yes indeed and totally better and Tony Bennett that one

hurt me yeah you did a record to the studio come on man yeah yeah Englewood

you did what Bennett studios in Englewood there was a studio I did uh a

lot of Moon music [ __ ] over there I worked out of here for a long time they used to always look at me like a piece of [ __ ] because that was Tony Bennett

and all over the walls was Tony Bennett they let you know it was Tony Bennett nobody in music is really nobody if

you're gonna bring up like Tony Bennett he did he did too much [ __ ] he's one of them a story of Legend man no he's one

of them yeah he's always be at the restaurant they used to be in front of the old spot come on man rest in peace Tony Sinead O'Connor you was right you

was right about all that [ __ ] or all of it think about it it was a little early they called you crazy I I still don't

like how they reported her death I don't know how she passed but I don't like people's mental health being brought up

when they pass I'm not a fan of that they're not yeah they haven't released her cause of death then don't tell me

about all her mental health problems when she passed one thing they're alluding to is that her son committed

suicide like last year transitioned and that's it that's ill and it's foul yeah for you to bring that up so there's a

there they are alluded don't don't don't further penetrate that that's foul and

to bring up her son at her passing is foul you are putting communication is

you putting somebody in something in somebody's head that's what you're doing they know what they're doing they're not saying that she self-transition but it's

trying to say that and I think it's foul rest in peace Sinead O'Connor yeah and thank you yeah and thank you thank you

and Tony Bennett work God damn uh uh Melissa or ice can you look up the

word Frugal I got you for me I got you don't you worry I believe ish to be really Frugal we

were talking off mic sparing ish couldn't believe I thought he was Frugal so maybe I don't know what I mean he's

so you know the words better than me sometimes what do this word mean sparing or economical with regard to money or

food okay with that definition for the most part that means finding ways to pay less

for everything from groceries to clothing utilities everyday bills being 50 or Frugal so I mean simply going without some things mostly because it

helps you reduce Financial waste while freeing up more cash to save is hearing this definition you don't think you're

Frugal you can't possibly think that about me and another definition careful about spending money or using things when you

do not need to using money or supplies in a very careful way so there's also some does frugal mean cheap okay being

Frugal and being cheap are two very different habits a cheap person is primarily concerned about getting the lowest price regardless of the outcome

in other words paying the least amount is the bottom line a Frugal person on the other hand focuses on getting the

most personal value for their dollar you are Frugal not cheap so when you start

talking about wastefulness and not buying things you don't need I got 400 pairs of sneakers my [ __ ]

what that's why you're saying you're not for real I'm saying I have his wardrobe in general his lack of frugality yeah

what are you talking about only certain things I like and certain things I'll be willing to spend money look I'm not a watch guy I'm not a car

guy you know what I'm saying I'm a closed guy so [ __ ] that I like that's my

advice like I close I sneakers I do all of that [ __ ] when is the last time you did an overhaul of your wardrobe like

recently I cleaned my closet out like really a thorough I need to do one that's thoroughly I can't fit no I can't fit any more clothes when's

the last time you've done that I don't know it's been years yeah that's why I don't accept that when it

comes to sneakers and clothes for him I got 50 black hoodies but again me too but you until you do your closet no but

a lot of my [ __ ] that I possess isn't in the last three four five years you get

what I'm saying I again you've been on television for the last seven eight years so you have to shop consistently

you know what I'm saying because you don't want to repeat the [ __ ] you've got a show to do yeah but I apply that to you been on television for over two

years I know and it shows in my closet my closet is insane yo the cleaning lady

came outside of your clothes the cleaning lady came and was like yo I've never seen anybody had as much stuff

it's shoe boxes sneaker I gotta walk in my [ __ ] that's big you're clean [Laughter]

ing lady yeah

I was talking about the Giants the Jets Aaron Rodgers all types of [ __ ] yo this

guy's a fool yo but I think you're approval I think you're Frugal too I really don't

I'm a procrastinator they ain't they got nothing to do with money it's just I'm put I'll be putting this

[ __ ] off doing other [ __ ] and I told y'all why my car and get fixed like two weeks ago I ain't put it in the shop two

weeks ago some escorts you were [ __ ] why didn't I [ __ ] some of the girls that

I was talking about some of the escort girls the price no because I just feel funny it's not the price I just feel funny paying for box and you feel funny

and you feel funny throwing like 300 at the strip club because it's a waste of money look paying for boxing throwing money at

the strip club are different how paying for box is goods and services

they're both goods and services that's why I want to hear them so I want to hear we go when you go to the strip club and you throw money at it's not a

guarantee yeah I'm not throwing the money for no box it's not transactions I paid about I bought that right there yeah it's [ __ ] that have sat at that

bar and came and we still didn't get no boxes

[Music] in the corner yeah yeah

in that other room I'm coming look my picture is on the wall every strip club

except for starters that's the funny part everybody picture you mean come no

you're disgusting okay my Offspring is what everyone yeah

moving on it's fine we can move on it's totally fine freak ass boy

[Music] let me ask y'all girl what her wildest sexual fantasy was or like some [ __ ]

that she want to do that's wild sexually like when you're having one of them like deep talks not dead I've been scared

yeah because we got kind of an honesty thing going

to be like she gonna pull up a pornstar like yeah yeah right there yeah I don't wanna know I asked my girl that by

mistake I guess he was just on vacation all right so you say no have you asked

oh mine is it's usually something involving a girl like no [ __ ] have you asked a girl but every time we ask this

[ __ ] it's always something with a girl like yeah her answer yeah her girl I mean her yeah

did you hear something you didn't want to hear no I heard I heard something that was like oh you are that level

three we'd be thinking that we doing some [ __ ]

that's the opposite I say that all the time women are wave when we had the

porno argument I'm like women wave March maybe more pouring them in y'all argue me too we looked it up dog they they

ideas they just can't say it because we're gonna judge them we way more we judge women way more

harsh we call them [ __ ] and harlots and all that other [ __ ] man we belong oh yeah either man women gotta suppress their [ __ ] no she I feel like girls be

like more um daring no but I think that they think they're more daring than they actually are a lot of times I think they

will try that [ __ ] I think they will try some of that somebody in a safe space the day ain't gonna like well no doubt

but sometimes depending on what the freak is it may not be the safe space no I'm talking about safe as an emotionally

safe you know what I'm saying I will say my girl did tell me she's down to a sex club and that was

you care to add any uh Insight resident female in the room there go that fast

break from Joe

[Laughter]

I already told you what you know when I got asked that from like you know a guy I was seeing and it was like I wouldn't

audience we I want you all know I have retired Melissa Ford dating topics from

this podcast I I felt y'all I read it it's over it's in the air the Melissa

Ford dating topic it's over yo she don't spice it up enough so I blame

her for it being open we throwing the ball and she girls the [ __ ] out but if

she was out here moving and shaking now she's supposed to be moving that's supposed to be entertaining

and it makes for a corny [ __ ] story do some bird [ __ ] and come to work and

[ __ ] talk about it but okay be the [ __ ] lead them on give them a

handy under the [ __ ] table play footsie you're just coming out here late I didn't want to yeah it's working I

know [ __ ]

um oh that a few days after I asked my girl I'll bring that [ __ ] up

let that one go yeah because it's like pride and ego is serious the other day I

said yo you want to do that tonight what's up I'm down tonight

[ __ ] shut up [ __ ] exactly what y'all said okay you're a sandwich she was right I was just that was just

my pride I didn't want to really go through with the deed that was some freaky [ __ ] [ __ ] you a martian why you

want to do all that God I really want to know what it is it's something involving anal which takes me off the table

because I am not into anal but letting her say it you do some anal and then the

[ __ ] is free to do some other [ __ ] and then some other [ __ ] if she's positioned it's like oh you want like that sound

like an amusement park that sound like that sounds like Great Adventures 28 year olds Mama yeah that

sounds like yeah yeah yeah listen Go cheat yeah

go get that [ __ ] off over there yo yeah don't let that all right no no no no no no no I'm normally with gochi don't come

back with your [ __ ] different than it was I wouldn't know I'd be putting my finger

back there your whole wrist fall in there all right yeah if I put my finger in my bracelet

fall off in there it's just like [ __ ] what you been up to we need to talk further we need to bring the therapist

in I started watching some [ __ ] on uh Showtime called couples therapy boys are good yeah boys they're really getting to

it I haven't seen another showtime in a while me neither me neither yeah it's three seasons oh okay they get

into it whatever is like the worst [ __ ] somebody could possibly do to their partner in a relationship and have that

person stay and try to talk through it it's in there really it's on couples therapy also uh quarterback on Netflix I

heard it's phenomenal boy all my football pods have been hurt

even a football thing I heard it's really more of a psychological thing I heard it's fire fact I heard it's more

lifestyle and psychology it covers patma homes uh Kirk Cousins and Mariota which

is top top dog middle dog and a different position and just wow the behind the scenes look

at what they get into to really make these plays happen them them old linemen

hitting these quarterbacks in real time and the sound that it makes and all this [ __ ] Kirk Cousins was like yo

uh on Tuesdays I take everything football off the table there is nothing football I do and I need that to just

live like it's a weird request to your coach but he understands me so he lets

it Rock and then they pan right to his wife saying quality times My love language [Laughter]

I did

you [ __ ] him up I need quality time yeah no it's sick and he got that big

contract Pat Mahomes they have his trainer in there talking about exactly why Pat Mahomes is able to make the

throws he makes like with his spine and his neck and how it moves and the

exercises he does to make his spine hips and neck move a certain way to even make

them Frozen people can't make it yeah not at all wow it's really good uh y'all

should y'all should check it out uh I want to I want to make it to the theater to watch Oppenheimer Oppenheimer last

night I was going to try and catch the 1045 but it's three hours long I didn't want to leave at 1 45 because I think

Christopher Nolan I think this is one of those they're all one of those to me I think my wife wants to see that so I'm

gonna be able to really yeah Edibles and really have a good time

combining and Oppenheimer they were doing Barbie were doing like the double feature they're doing it yeah I did not

make it up a lot of women are doing it no I know but I can't reply to it on a public

platform a lot of guys want to see Barbie

imagine going to see Barbie with Melissa and learning that little tongue move

not a refund Men In Black flash

you never see nothing you didn't see nothing never happened uh they cloned

Tyrone listen I want to watch this I want to see it I saw it all right Parks wants to see it if she

wants to see it have you seen it haven't seen it yet no got it I'm gonna watch it one of my guys I need to check I got a song in there man I got support oh well

that's awesome and I'm happy for that person but I need ish to watch just so we can

argue properly like I can't argue with ice about this I absolutely hated this

movie I don't remember hating a movie the way that I hated this movie yeah I paused

this movie so many times to see how much time was actually left in this crock of [ __ ] that they put out

Candyman where's the Candyman I walked out of Candyman so I wouldn't I wouldn't know this one my girl act I'm sitting is

she into it everything I hate Jesse glue goes the movie was I have a feeling I'm gonna

like it then I think I think I think this is gonna love it yeah I do think you'll like it and I think Parks might like it I understand I if I was to guess

without before anybody saw it I would say Joe's gonna hate this movie right it's not enough Tyrone Myron Byron

[ __ ] his friends the [ __ ] name wasn't even Tyrone dog I'm not spoiling the

movie it wasn't even time bro

one of my [ __ ] from college okay

I love his references his name was Ty I swear to God okay they said that it's a

study I don't know if they brought this up in the movie that that people with the name Tai Rel wrong Rhys whatever

they get locked up with one other I swear to God [ __ ] told me that they didn't brought it to the platform no

that might be why you said the [ __ ] name wasn't even Tyrone no that's that might be one thing that's why but I hate

this [ __ ] I hate Tyrone that's not why at all this movie is about

a pimp a hoe and a drug dealer that even that that's

the start of my hate that's the that's the beginning of my hate go ahead I'm in there don't call this no black movie

black black exploitation what is the contention the [ __ ] out of here and then

start with don't take who I deemed to be probably our most talented black man in Jamie Foxx

uh in the midst of all this [ __ ] public turmoil and now present this with the hooker the pimp and the drug dealer

as they the hookers and drug dealers so me too me too

it shouldn't be the representation you shouldn't see that and say this is for the blacks is it set in uh is in the 70s

or is it current time

yeah they bounce through different dimensions to notice to observe that they were

being used as people black they were being used as guinea pigs and they were dropping [ __ ] and I don't spoilers

I mean well this is in the trailer they're studying people by poisoning

chicken hair music and music and grape juice and

great communion churches uh grape juice that sounds racist well thanks that's how I felt the whole

if you watch them you'll get the point okay there is a reason why they chose a pimp oh and a drug dealer there's a

reason why there's Fried Chicken there's hip-hop music there's great uh drink

because it's true there's a reason why for all it all makes sense in the weave you don't need to see a movie to know

that that all makes sense you're lying that's my point how there's poison the weave

the perm I'm gonna watch it it's the perm the chemicals okay this movie is

explained when Kiefer Sutherland pops up to explain the movie you've been watching this crock of

[ __ ] for two hours and then Kiefer Sutherland pops up to explain it in 45 seconds it's like oh thanks and then for

the rest of the movie he ain't even the the Jack Bauer we know him to be He's the bad guy they're shooting at him boom

boom boom boom get them they trying to unlock the Clones I want to break the [ __ ] TV this [ __ ] was a [ __ ] mess

I hate it I hate that they got us this way and that black marriage is trash too I'm here to [ __ ] sell the truth all

that [ __ ] y'all think so much of his ass I hate it black marriage this last season this last season wasn't

that good yeah they'll disagree with me just to agree not disagreeing with you last season was

bad this [ __ ] that they got on our TV Black Mirror this current season that [ __ ] what are they doing it's trash it's

trash Hey Joe it's you it's trash yeah y'all it's trash the writers pick the right [ __ ] time

they go away oh y'all got nothing but trash loaded up all right I'm out of here [ __ ] Tyrone see how much you need

us I'm gonna watch it tonight I watched some [ __ ] called uh I don't

know what it's called but it was about HQ and HQ apparently was a game show that

they put out on the phone okay oh yeah that's right yeah it was a live it was a

live worldwide game show every night at like yeah yeah

I want some money off that [ __ ] before yeah so they had everybody promoting that [ __ ] at the top the inventors of

Vine when they sold Vine they was looking to create some other [ __ ] they created this it was two of them they had

different ideologies on how to run the company had a big fight and that was I

love all of that you know I'm watching this [ __ ] that's about something that just happened like a game show some pop

culture [ __ ] so it was it was good uh check it out if you need something to watch fire yeah hijacked has been killing on

fire fire fire fire

they own a plane and everybody got an accent I mean what the [ __ ]

that'll take away from the [ __ ] show the setting takes place on a flight

going to London his son is the dumbest [ __ ] on the porn on earth like come on you gotta give me some something

I'd be about to save today yeah all right we see yeah but stupid ass rabbit

hole is cooking I mean not rabbit hold off full circle on HBO I'm not either I love a good HBO show

HBO don't miss but speaking of your um nobody heard of it talk about [ __ ] with

them [Laughter] watch the trailer I don't want to do a

poor job of even explaining it so yeah full circle full circle it's on HBO it's pretty good remember how um we watched

the Tetra [ __ ] on uh so they got another one and the game boys I love all that they have a new one um on the beanie

baby [ __ ] oh nah today yeah yeah no I put it on my neck up next

baby should have blind man get the [ __ ] out of here whoa [ __ ] that's aggressive oh the

beanies is that yeah today is that how you feel about me wow I'm excited you got over Beanie Babies no no no no no no

no no no no no no no no no don't do that crazy listen to me and I watch the [ __ ]

I lived through one two and you're in to your point when I see when I seen the

name of this I can't curse out my girl [ __ ] y'all when I see the name of this

Beanie Baby [ __ ] pop up whatever the name of this [ __ ] was my initial thought was

why the [ __ ] would I want to watch a movie about the beanie the Beanie Baby thing do you remember and then and then

they got to talking yeah I remember that there was a the beanie bubble oh I don't care about that I remember there's a difference in ideology I love all these

[ __ ] s because the two [ __ ] at the top never agree on how to run the company and that's what appears seemingly to

have happened with the beanie baby [ __ ] and them [ __ ] fought real war okay and while I'm at it again I want to

remind you all out there that the Chippendales Doc and the action park doc are two of the best docs in the world

who's killing everybody actually Park what'd you about to say no I was gonna

say Chippendales was really really really good all of them like anything about the Jim Dales is good yeah racist

[ __ ] so then I turned on channel ID to watch the know the Dateline version of the

Gucci story and that was so incredible that I bought turned to Gucci house the Gucci on what

do you think I saw the movie on the plane a couple like last year I think Lady Gaga did a

phenomenal job bodied that [ __ ] and her husband I don't know his name but I like him every time yo they killed Adam

Driver I'm tired of seeing Robert De Niro play somebody he shouldn't play more for that now it's over that was a

good movie actually yeah my life wouldn't be my life if I

didn't confuse them two yeah yeah no I like that movie

um I think the uncle did a great acting job he did he bodied that [ __ ] that role the uncle

Paul Paul something with a p no the brother Paulo the designer oh Jared Leto

sorry she's a great actor that cast is phenomenal Jared Leto's names y'all saying I'm like damn [ __ ]

no it's fine they shot the [ __ ] out there

you want or you want how much Echo do you want control you got the Bro all right what time are you getting home

control lease that control [ __ ] that will kill you [ __ ] they will kill you yes come up here and

say the wrong thing they will snipe let me know

I can't wait to go see opinion I cannot wait to see Opera because I didn't on YouTube I'm down a rabbit hole

now and then I see uh uh Colbert and Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about Oppenheimer and don't get Neil DeGraw

started because he got started and uh because I didn't know why behind was about really even watching the trailer I

didn't really understand it until I saw them talk about it yeah and what the

scientists did or they had to find him what he this sound like Armageddon times

a gazillion you know what else came out after that people that lived through that time through that yeah yeah oh yeah

exactly but there was a movie like a couple of decades ago called The Manhattan Project and that is basically

the story of Oppenheimer but more this I saw them in a half project the event is

more the central you know piece of the story rather than the guy no [ __ ] no no

this is inception you know I mean this is you know that movie made me feel bad for

the state of Cinema because remember Blockbuster the same way I talked about Travis Scott like the Blockbuster was

supposed to do what this is doing and [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] about that [ __ ] right now it's tough

right it's tough it is the the superhero movie is kind of what was doing it for a minute they were carrying the the movie

theaters did you see the report that said they pulling back all that [ __ ] they're pulling back all money from Marvel and Star Trek all that yeah

enough oversaturated it's awesome I would agree

ain't been good I think what happens too is um it's a Fanfare of certain [ __ ] like

they won with black panther right I don't think they even thought today I don't even think they thought that

that was going to be as successful as it was but I think just from being a comic book kid when you start introducing a

whole bunch of people that wasn't popping in the comic books it's hard to build up a a Fanfare for them totally

disagree with you a thousand percent because and and we're gonna have an argument again but this is being introduced

to a lot of people this is for younger they might not even heard of these not heard of but never read the comic books that's true that's

why when y'all were talking about certain events that happened in the comics I'm like yeah that's cool but this is something a little different and

they built uh an entire universe of these movies piggybacking off of each other I think

it came to a conclusion and then they just started going all over the place but I do think that there is I think

there is some validity to um if it was popular in the comics even if today's kids never read the comics there's a

chance that it'll probably resonate the same way and adults go to those movies

I don't know if you watch comic books I mean red comic books when you're a kid but comic books was a culture when I was

younger and a lot of people didn't know some of these people that they put movies out about also let me tell you

let me tell you a big difference let Marvel right now put out an X-Men movie that Marvel did goes up that [ __ ] goes

through the roof it's next because of the Fanfare that we had for the X-Men

when we were kids [ __ ] didn't wasn't a fan of Doctor Strange when we was coming up those was like Sea Level D

level [ __ ] I understand you get what I'm saying like it was certain comic book characters that [ __ ] were like

into yeah now don't these new [ __ ] don't like Scarlet Witch yeah yeah don't

care what I'm saying so I think you got to be tied into the Marvel Universe to even care about what if

and you are so that's right and that's what I'm saying throughout the time which we ain't gonna impact they've built that this is not brand new

yeah they've built this from 08 you get the 2020 and it's the highest grossing

movies in the world you've obviously built something it's working you don't have to fight when they pull the money from the ship they agree

they had enough of the Punisher hey when the Punisher was out I was like oh yuck

got a short window what that's it that's not MCU [ __ ] I

don't give a [ __ ] I'm saying I don't care they've peaked that's what happened but it does add to the oversaturation

point yes genre my final point in this remember when we

had to wait year Queen X-Men and Avengers like that was the bad Divine y'all [ __ ] having

something to be excited about quarterly is kind of crazy it's not even there's only it takes away from what it

is which is an event yes it builds up to one major event I'm trying to explain to

y'all all of these shits that's been happening since 08 since Iron Man won there was a column Nation at Avengers

end game once the people that built this [ __ ] I'm only talking about MCU listen Iron Man die

Captain America now retires off once that starts happening now we like we don't really care no more the people

that lured Us in that we grew to love over the last decade and some change are gone

black panther dies you replace him you got um uh Anthony Mackey now the new Captain

America so he replaced him it's Replacements happening and now people ain't really but now you have to introduce more people to try to balance

it out it's not working they peaked that's what happened because you can't say this [ __ ] didn't work when

you you broke all the box office records in the world multiple times in a row [ __ ] it definitely works is what I'm

saying that [ __ ] Tyrone I'll throw Franks at that [ __ ] boy

[ __ ] just Tyrone call me after you watch it piece of [ __ ] uh

Dojo says [ __ ] her fans we can do that on a patreon yeah uh what I won't do on patreon is that

messy game winner football game

I'm not watching soccer I saw the clip for those of you all that don't know David Beckham is putting uh Messi's face

on every building in Florida he can it was on the airport when he landed this [ __ ] is Big Money he's one of the

biggest Catholic stars in the world in the world big money that's a big deal took the evaluation to double in a

matter of seconds this is big money on the line big big money way above all of

our pay grades combined they said this is a the biggest athlete transaction ever in American

Sports yes like bigger than LeBron going to the Heat this is bigger than that

it's a bronzer bro let me tell you that let me tell you what they said about major league soccer in the United States

you know how we joke on on athletes that's all right yeah you're getting ready to go to Shanghai to play ball

we're Shanghai so it's like for him coming over here yeah it's like

LeBron going to Shanghai yeah we care right they're laughing at this like this

is nothing yeah but did anybody see the game winner I saw it I saw it what'd you think [ __ ] what a shot

something phenomenal oh World athlete right there proved it was all worth it

yo I cannot believe that they put that stage scripted [ __ ] in front of our face

like that I don't even know that's dumbass game winner with Kim Kardashian

and LeBron and everybody taping and filming if you don't get that crock of [ __ ] they think we are idiots

hey well we are idiot so much money on the line I understand it and I would do

the same exact thing I would do the same thing if you could move the pendulum that way so you would have made it look

better though right no I'm not saying the kick the athlete I'm saying if I'm Beckham no no I'm scripting the play I

would have made it look better though oh yeah yeah

he was doing the game up touchdown I mean a game winner this was the first

time in sports where I thought it was staged and I thought

that from looking at the opponents it looked like the opponents was following the script they said here's the final

death of my one shot to win it all hey yo

if Brian go to Shanghai what level of competition you think

you're playing over there wait hold up cause I'm gonna get this to his ass too him Draymond all them [ __ ] that wanted to sell out soon as that other report

came out I'm getting it they sell out asses which they should we we should all if we get offered a

billion dollars in a year I understand it yo dad kick they said

it's the final kick the five opponents lined up didn't even try to jump oh you got it oh that [ __ ]

was doing some five heartbeat [ __ ] out there they just really think that we are

buffoons you gotta fall on your face yo yeah yeah you gotta do a little green

get a little green on the Jersey

I can't believe they tried to get that off in front of our face you're bugging that [ __ ] Works they didn't try it

worked there's no job worth two million dollars

a year that's why they pay athletes these fantastic salaries I was listening to radio the other day they just

contracted to pay one one player on one team six million dollars a year

can you believe this you hate it and why is that it's the Roman circus I agree

what does the emperor do when the people become restive and when the people are asking questions and when

the people don't like the policies of the emperor sends them to

them and he begins to throw the Christians to the Lions and he has great chariot races and football games and

basketball games all to keep the idiots preoccupied weird idiots the effects and

is working to a tea some of their plans when NFL come back you got me with the

aliens here back to the aliens I read one or heard one if it's a theory I've heard over the years is the technology

they have like they could you could never have to pay for power

ever again ever again gas electricity none of that [ __ ] Tesla like you have some [ __ ] it's Tesla [ __ ] Tesla did it

uh mad long ago yeah I think they got it no a couple a couple big companies do it

now right we can't you know what I mean but a couple big companies are running a company on a hundred percent efficient

energy Neil deGrasse and that clip I was talking about uh and covert I didn't

know he was such a genius too but they were first he he was saying um Colbert was saying him hey why does science

scare so many people and Neil deGrasse was like it's not the result that scares

people it's the how we don't know how science is doing certain things he was like I've eaten a piece of meat that

won't go bad in 30 years I physically had it they have it they just won't give

it to y'all and it's useful they have useful things

that if you saw it you would use it you wouldn't understand the how and that's the scary part but

there's plenty of helpful [ __ ] out there they smoke that [ __ ] I want to find it my next part I was just about to Google

yeah yeah Google all Stephen Stephen Colbert and uh Neil deGrasse talking about Oppenheimer that whole

conversation I was mad when it ended up over such a genius like that he was born

some of these Jokers be nice um what am I saying to y'all oh a friend

of the show a friend of the show I mean part of the show I'm sorry this will be fast this

will be fast I've read them let me tell you how fast it'll be

Fulton boy Ray says what's up bro how you doing uh bro Ray says can we get

a speed date episode with Mel for patreon and Joe just picks the wildest man he can find let me be the one to

tell y'all as I've told my co-host off Mike before this pod started never it's over

it's over Mel who's your date who she wanna date how she date how the date went what time they showed it is

it's over for that oh and here's another quick one quick quick quick uh hello did

my [ __ ] done oh here we go uh Brittany Britt says with Missy and Esther Dean be

a good matchup for verses Brittany I'm over it

I don't know and I ain't talking about verses until they give me Puff versus JD honey some type of verses to talk about

verses yeah enough it's been what two years hello it's been a while it feels like it's

been two years maybe it hasn't but it was the last one I feel like the last one I remember is Mary Marion BB and

CeCe Winan that was like last May that might be that was the last one I remember who knows

um who do y'all have in the fight tonight

Crawford not familiar I'm still I'm so excited the fans won

I'm so excited and they talking [ __ ] now I think I have spent just because profit

keep talking he looked too at depressed getting ready to [ __ ] [ __ ] up yeah Spence looks very quiet

so that's the only reason I'm picking Spence in this and Mel just I don't

think there's a wrong answer last verse this was Omarion Mario got it that was the last one June 23rd 2022.

um there's a lot more [ __ ] to get to but we can cover that on patreon uh shout

out to the Patronis uh I really do want to take this time though to every time

we go on vacation I feel like I've before the vacation ends I be

wanting to show a gratitude and some type of expression to say hey I know that the world will be

different by the time we return like I know everybody won't be here it'll just be a different space in a

week two weeks however long it is and I'm super just appreciative not only to

make it back here to y'all but for y'all to make it back to us like for us to

reunite I don't ever want you know we put the little tagline in the front I don't want the jokes and the laughter to

confuse anybody out there anytime I'm able to sit on this couch and get with y'all I'm super

appreciative appreciative of it and I love y'all and that hits me more when we take a break and I'm able to travel and

just hear from all of the different people as I'm going with how much this podcast helps y'all and it hits me in

the heart and I drop a little Thug tear every time and I come back and then I get back back to work we'd be so

engulfed in the work that we never highlight the other part of it and I don't want to make that mistake so I

want to thank you all absolutely just for rocking well said

um listen man this was fun this was this felt it felt good to be back around y'all it's great so good it did man I

missed y'all good to be back talking some [ __ ] also that's what the vacation did too it made me thank God that this

is the job like come on I can't lie to you I can't no that

should make you feel blessed or like yeah this is what I this is my job this is what I got to do yeah yeah man it's

beautiful amazing what shut up yeah man they said that

[ __ ] that's that's the turn up for me selling Sebastian listen man

again we want to say rest in peace to cheese Sinead O'Connor and Tony Bennett for sure keep us in your prayers Lord

knows we need to be there pray for everybody man this [ __ ] is short take advantage of this [ __ ] while

you're here live it up to the fullest do everything you want to do do your bucket list and more or just live yo the aliens

ain't coming to get us no time soon

if I get missing don't look at this guy don't come look for

they heard you they heard them playing around they better land in the right place now they heard them playing around

them [ __ ] got the good weed yeah them [ __ ] [ __ ] In The Hood can't wait for

the aliens to get there dumb [ __ ] they got the [ __ ] over there [ __ ] E.T was playing with his finger they [ __ ] around

boy until the next time we bid you would do

farewell audio cerebri hasta la vista arvoir so long goodbye remember life is

a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's

all we have this might be one of the longest podcasts we've ever done facts since y'all [ __ ] was throwing friends

four hours they was throwing Franks at me all week [ __ ] so the funny shows you asked them Yo because he was

like yo we need a four-hour party like what y'all listen to a four-hour Park we'll find out we're gonna find out find out don't say the powers no I found out

yesterday they all told me yes we'd be at work yeah yeah that's true we have jobs where yeah that would help us

and then they was like listen Nori do that [ __ ] all the time and we'll listen to it from Newark we'll definitely

listen to it from you and I was like up you convinced me got a good point there

y'all hold it down everybody enjoy their weekend God willing we will be back same time same place next week

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your king appropriation [ __ ] you yo my culture though so stop I laugh at

this I laugh at that burner boy Brandy flip because after all of his success with the Tony Braxton flip of course you

would go flip a brandy flip from the same area it just makes sense burning

boy you're getting too much much money and [ __ ] I ain't gonna lie to you I ain't gonna lie a lot of money in

[ __ ] missed you in New York that won't happen again yo hold it down man we gonna enjoy

the weekend I'm trying to lose 15 pounds before my next vacation next month I'm in Turks I

look like [ __ ] naked now I gotta fix it I gotta fix it I look bad I've seen a little playback clips of me speaking I

look back I said oh man you got to look at yourself yeah yeah I got a muffin I really let myself go

let me bring this record back and tell y'all so on vacation right

I wasn't really watching TV like we was really bonding and like getting to know each other better like corny [ __ ]

and we was like man how did we meet like we got into

that that's always a good one and then her version of it was I sent like four DMS

and got dubbed that was her version I didn't quite remember it that way so I pulled my

phone out on vacation and scrolled back four and a half years oh my God I did

what I learned is if you scroll back two years or more it'll just scroll on its

own oh yeah yeah it did the next two years on its own got right back to the

top that's what happened

yo that was some of the corniest [ __ ] I ever read in my entire I swear to God you've got some [ __ ]

when you're trying to get some [ __ ] I'm not gonna lie but once you've got it and y'all in your bag and then you go back to see what happened this word I

screenshotted them [ __ ] I sound like a [ __ ] complete loser

and so did she I think we all about myself that we all did that [ __ ] yo that's embarrassing it hurt my it hurt my hurt my pride I didn't like it no you

gotta say some goofy I'm replying to the food [ __ ] she did dub the first first two

then she replies to the third one and then from there it's bad no it ain't

that ain't bad I posted a picture of like some vacation four years ago and she said and I'm not sharing no more

of this she said fire um oh my God fire emojis

I need that in my life here I go

so I said if me too if you find it before me

let me know and then she said

you do the same and then I said to a stranger maybe we

can swear

the problem

there's so much it's so much more bad I just screenshotted it now what you text me I just sent so much it's bad yo yo if

you're out there and you've got your girl via Instagram DM don't go back and read it oh [ __ ] we are so corny then when she

went back to read it she was like that's how you being these [ __ ] I got in trouble yo it flipped on me she

said you think you got gay [ __ ]

yo hold it down enjoy this beautiful weather enjoy your parents enjoy your kids enjoy your friends enjoy some food

not too much food though you'll be a muffin top like me my sides is overlapping like a [ __ ] I'm

shaped like a [ __ ] handicapped toilet yeah I'm with you I'm not doing it next

month [ __ ] these [ __ ] what's your weekend plans weekend plans we can plans nothing

you going with her friends

I don't know [Music]

news [Laughter] [Music]

that's my people don't do that

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