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listen I know you've been on a little

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tour that little not little I know You'

been on a little that's hate a

little that's ha that's hate saying

saying little that's like when your girl

do that be like y yeah I see you little

what if some of it is

little doesn't matter I checked this

morning I was so glad one of them shits

was

little I was like yep [ __ ] take that

11k and move get don't go

still hate I'm sorry that's nasty what's

that's [ __ ] up views view you you got

be more with your stuff see and I said I

got a clip I'm going play I said I've

been sitting the whole weekend with

this I've been doing like this for days

when it come over here it's pretty good

and when it come over here oh that [ __ ]

still got it so I'm prepared for all

fronts today I'm just letting everybody

here know it's a great weekend coming

baby free weekend I'm in the streets

yeah

s the

[ __ ] be looking forward to them baby

free weekend baby free weekend yeah [ __ ]

out of

here that door keeps slamming fast

faster and faster like Indiana Jones

damn yeah you know what I mean she's

mind her business then you always got

you then you always got to one too when

your baby mom's in too good of a mood

like you was just mad this week don't

try to be my friend now what happened

[ __ ] going on in your life you know

happen and and

yay yeah I want parks to have a baby so

bad I do so you learn about all the the

[ __ ] that comes with it I do yeah it's

going to be a whole different ball game

for you buddy it's coming it's coming

that's facts yeah don't take your time

how do you oh no

rush R Rush sh

Rush [ __ ] how strong are Rim's jeans

cuz we was just talking about white

babies Yo listen you 40 dog uhhuh

chasing these little [ __ ] easy

I'm telling you bro like [ __ ] Rush n

I'm all right we got a deal with this

[ __ ] bro I got a family member

with a white baby that baby is

white

yo almost Thanksgiving almost got killed

your family oh [ __ ] Thanksgiving almost

became a frenzy oh my God that baby is

so she beautiful though from C beautiful

beautiful yo Cory shut the [ __ ] up y

what's

wrong oh my God white babies be extra

white my baby like pinkish like it

depends cuz some white people be mad

yellowy pale some of them be little pink

with the that's true Park's got the

little red pinky undertones it's

different yo it's a whole different some

[ __ ] look like Pace it's

different there's different way I'm

telling you many shades of white many

shades of white y This falls under the

foul of jokes that black people can make

but white people can't make absolutely

they reverse this Bo yeah it would be

hell be hell the black babies too now

but all

right I keep trying to tell y there been

a few black babies born where we did

that little huddle on the side of the

room like well it give it 6 months at Le

now look if you you have to wait a few

months look one of my exes used to be

like I can't lie to nobody and tell them

they baby cute she said yo she SE an

ugly baby she be like oh look at the

little

feet I'm not

saying what the [ __ ] you talking about

yo you going to have a long day when

your ex start a podcast I meant to call

you and tell you that but since I'm here

I'm I to say it on here when when when

your ex start a podcast my exes bro you

can't go on podcast and say I was with a

girl for x amount of years who's [ __ ]

was medium or whatever the [ __ ] you say

you can't say that you can't say that it

wasn't even about that I said I know but

it was yo yo it's Nuance some my point

was I was with somebody that I love

dearly and they sex wasn't amazing the

girl was saying basically you got no

[ __ ] going to marry you unless you got

A1

is you can't say that yeah that's not

true and I said that ain't true [ __ ] you

talking that's the conversation bro you

still can't say that and to any of the

women out there that I have given bad

dick to in the past I've hold it

down or not

I stop it stop stop stop it stop it stop

it you say I don't care somebody come

out tomorrow and say that [ __ ] and I know

you sting here capping with your Freddy

Jackson head ass hat it if you had bad

dick I'm about to tell you given out

some bad meat every [ __ ] in this room

has given out some bad meat you do and

every [ __ ] on here has had a something

bad on their credit report that don't

mean we ain't call a [ __ ] like yo see

that [ __ ] right there I need that to

come off yo listen so how long I got to

wait the only way you can wait that

seven years is if you double back and

knock her [ __ ] head off and sometimes

you've given out some bad meat and might

not got a second shot all right you

can't say yo I was with a girl for x

amount of years and her [ __ ] wasn't all

that on a podcast

that's all I'm saying that's all I'm

saying sound crazy that's all I'm saying

a little crazy a little crazy even

though everybody understand the message

sounds crazy hey yo dog you said the

right do you know some of the [ __ ] you

say on this podcast my [ __ ] please I

won't my man and I love you I won't do

it you just talk about a white baby push

pause now I'm going let you see if I can

say it now you stealing my tired you I'm

my son you stealing my pause no this is

a broadcast I know but you're steing my

move come on pause it stop son that is

absolutely fire we are back from the

pause nobody it made an example that was

comedic genius you know that was also

comedically [ __ ] up

bro you talking about my

[ __ ] doing this P does Jo nut saying

that he does yes your point was Parks no

stop stop I want to hear from Parks

Valley does he sound like a [ __ ]

Minister Society say yeah but it's a

little funny now can I talk can I talk

can I talk can I I'm with the [ __ ]

on a Friday can can I go hold on let me

go but my point is off of his point you

started by saying it's going to be a

field day when his ex start a podcast

cuz the C you can't say right yes that

point that he made if that's made that's

worse than whatever he said and if

if wasn't being funny is the difference

you are bugging cap cap which one is

more inappropriate you think you think

it's funny to the person can I make a

point can the new boys debate couch shut

the [ __ ] up

hum what I'm saying is this why he

didn't say it go ahead he said it I'm

arguing Park's Point why y'all won't let

why yall won't let us do this y'all

y'all scared to death nobody scared of

nothing out the

art the

art is getting away with

it that's the art yo that sound crazy

stop no I didn't that's not that's not

even from me some [ __ ] like Langston

Hughes or somebody said that don't make

me go in here and find the art the art

in it I'm telling you is getting away

with it one what I said comedic genius

Brilliance Brilliance on

display uh I can make 50 bits out of

that and I found a way to get it off on

air two I still speak to the person I'm

with the person that's a fact okay

that's different we love each other

that's different if he's what are we

talking about I'm a representation of

her she's a representation of me at all

times if she that is totally different

than her and I breaking

up mhm going our separate ways for Mad

long and then me getting on the podcast

and for educational purposes just to

reinforce a point bring some [ __ ] up I

don't even see how y'all put that in the

same ballpark I'm all ears one what he

said what he said was way more vague

than what you what you the the example

there's absolutely nothing bad about I

was with somebody for the specific

amount of years that I was with this

person could have been with somebody

else the same amount of time but he

wasn't she don't know that but the

person that was does and I and I started

with she don't know that is come on

don't make me turn up on you she know

everything about you [ __ ] yes she yes

she do she know she know math right she

would be incorrect [ __ ] she would be

incorrect oh now you about to talk about

when you was 9 years old all right no

I'm not all right whatever but anyway

what I'm saying is this bro I'm ready

for you today Y which one you starting

I'm I'm telling you I'm locked and

loaded which one is more inappropriate I

don't Parks don't give me no comedic

[ __ ] if you are the person that suffered

that or went through that particular

incident you not looking at that like

comedic genius I have consent but he has

consent though that's I have consent

cool all right you got I love consense

but his is worse than is so sexy exactly

his is worse than yours [ __ ] is sexy or

think about the other people that just

Endor we start this part I promise you I

promise you I'm just here I'm ready for

this his would be worse than yours he

always say you right [ __ ] y'all grew up

next to each always say he's I say

what's right the new boys is a thing I

don't do that the new boys is thing you

made that that's another narrative but

it's a thing no it's not yall not both

from nework no he's not from nor he's

not from North from Hillside you got

shot at

new that's it that's so that's where

you're from now that's yeah that's like

that's like where you went to high

school East Orange new [ __ ] F out here

I'm [ __ ] with you he turn it your DNA

now I got to find some inspirationz if

your DNA is on the block that's you from

that's where you from yeah they playing

with me on a Friday now so when them

[ __ ] just bust your head in Brooklyn

that's where you from how's everybody

doing how's everybody doing how's

everybody doing how's everybody doing

how's everybody feeling y'all good y'all

good what's up wake it up wake it up

wake it up energy up energy up energy up

P posture up po posture up tonality up

tonality up what we doing here wake it

up I got set the move y'all want me to

start with some W Ma and W or mop what

the [ __ ] is we doing here tell me the

vibe we on I can easily que up an I can

easily que up an how about some hardcore

some lock [ __ ] real quick the freestyle

top of the state center of the stage

what's up do it [ __ ] you want play

about me [ __ ] I ain't you I ain't my

Angelo let's do I I I ain't you [ __ ]

I'm not than you I'm not none of them

[ __ ] I don't I don't go on YouTube

with poems I'm not with none of that

spoken word [ __ ] I get right to it

what's up you also get and I don't give

a [ __ ] about none of these [ __ ] what

we doing also get you also get do finish

you also get right to I Will Survive you

also get what this [ __ ] said in this

poem you also get I love you you don't

you it's about us hey yo here's the

[ __ ] problem now I'm about to get

it's not you it's me problem with this

[ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] up with all these

poems moonwalk you moonwalk better than

Michael [ __ ] rest in peace [ __ ] you

moonwalk better than Michael [ __ ] your

I got this [ __ ] today I got I'm on I

don't you have nobody [ __ ] I'm on I'm

on these [ __ ] today for playing around

what's up what we doing here don't make

don't let me get to talking don't let me

get to talking start [ __ ] you see

what's on the board [ __ ] you see what's

on the board [ __ ] that was a quick

little fake

out that was a quick little bring it

back in you gas flip up for real though

he ready to go that's him [ __ ] I don't

I done have therapy yesterday I got a

stretch appointment on I got all types

of healthy self [ __ ] going on this [ __ ]

is crazy but I do have a job to do and I

mean [ __ ] do be throwing the fast ball

right over the plate for me I'm Barry

Bonds Mickey Mana with this [ __ ] so

sometimes it's about getting a walk you

just use sometimes just about getting

four

pitches and just walking to the first

base man I ain't even got you I mean so

you I mean I got some Nicki queued up

it's a Vibe baby free week come on man

stop playing with me stop playing end of

the year kicked ass this [ __ ] stop

playing man clap it up for y'all clap it

up for y'all [ __ ] out of your

parts yeah no I kicked ass this year you

know what I mean contract is up nigas

banging me over there everybody we did y

[ __ ] did your thing [ __ ] did they

thing this year [ __ ] did their thing

you look hopefully happy today I'm in a

the best mood ever I'm in the the

greatest of moods I know for everything

for everything let's get to the show I

got a lot to say all right good let me

see if I got something in the phone Mel

you look gorgeous as always thank you uh

let me see if I'm playing with him today

right look like a backup s [ __ ] from

making look good [ __ ] so she came out

her first date dress on no you can't

joke with M [ __ ] fall back that date

though definitely not the first dat that

Ain first dat third date that's it might

be that third date dress that third date

dress when you know yeah you had two

successful

dates go here goes some [ __ ] followed

man my algorithms hurt my brain two

angels on either side of me one side

telling me why don't you just do

whatever you got to do to win all these

Ruthless People out here who will lie

cheat manipulate they get all the

attention they get all the success and

they do it in these ruthless

manipulative ways and I have the skills

to be able to do it too and it's

tempting cuz it's what people want

anyways and it gets rewarded but then on

the other hand I got that other Angel

telling me will you be able to live with

yourself knowing you won in this way I

have these moral quantities shut the

[ __ ] up [ __ ]

that's my man too I followed him whoever

he is but then my two voices go

different than all that Howard [ __ ] he

talking about shut it up [ __ ] all right

let me see what I'm what am I doing here

let me start for Real about yourself

when you're trying to lose weight even

places you're not expecting to I was at

a party the other night and I was

getting real drunk I was getting real

wasted my friend comes out with a

breathalyzer test he's like let's blow

into this let's see who the drunk is his

it's like fine we can do that but one of

our friends is an alcoholic so

he's going to win

right but of course we all blow into it

and of course the alcoholic his name is

Pete he wins he blows a

0.20 right couple DUIs in the room

yeah yeah that's like 2% of your blood

is

alcohol he's essentially a Michelob

Ultra at that

point every was just

like so [ __ ] up

no one's like damn we should get I love

a good white boy

part doesn't cross anybody's

mind and that's when I realize I'm super

envious of Alcoholics right cuz that's

the only disease that gets glorified

that way that's never had my disease

that's never had my addiction I'm never

going to be at a party and some guy

comes out with a stethoscope and a

velcro

cuff let's get everybody's blood

pressure

stop stop stop

stop 190 over 90 holy [ __ ]

damn I'm just shotgunning Yo's the whole

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time no

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button now for

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all right I can tell none of you have

ever been a part of the 106 in park

audience oh my oh my God bad story oh my

God what is going on in here Friday man

yeah loosen up loosen it up loosen the

[ __ ] up in here today yes sir on on 106

they had a guy come out don't make uh

Terrence my man Terrence salute to

Terrence he be listening some Sometimes

some

guy that ain't going to cut it I'm not

even shooting bro I'm telling you your

tonality your voice is low you mumbling

yeah you don't sound the clearest yo

that ain't going good flipping Mel

before I before I start we was talking

about off mic ice and I we talking about

uh ish versus Dr Umar and how we think

that would go mhm we had real discussion

about it ice and I were're on one side

of the fence ISS is on another still on

that side uh but one of my points was

it's not just about the education and

the facts it's about uh the

entertainment Factor being

performative being clear being you know

your body langu all of that [ __ ] and it

say you got that all that [ __ ] down to a

T I didn't say that I said why do you

think I can't do those things if I have

to

oh I answered them don't look at me I

did answer them and what what did you

say I said I don't doubt brother is's

ability to do those things but have I

seen evidence that he can do it on a

consistent basis no and three I don't

know if I don't know if he can do it at

the magnitude that you would need to do

it against someone like Dr Umar who's

pretty experienc got a lot of years in

the performative side of things not just

his facts and a part like you got to

stay able to do that while he cooking

you yeah you got to stay composed I know

you was on a debate team though I don't

sleep on you that part I don't sleep why

do you think one he would cook me number

two I would agree with 90% of the [ __ ]

he says

so 10% it's over he got him said 10%

It's Tricky yeah but no but don't cop

the complete yeah when it's war time

it's war time I don't he's not my enemy

oh you wrote a poem too never

no it's not him it's you I got some poet

hit him up with my poetry [ __ ] you

talking about there you go there you go

watch this watch

this watch

this I would actually like to see you

and Dr Umar kind of go off against each

other we wouldn't that's what I keep

saying well okay well with the 10% if if

Dr Umar and I and I think you would

camera for hour do you think it would be

enough Rising yo you got something pause

uh uh good see you flip we [ __ ] you up

why what I do what's happening here I

don't they're talking over you sorry man

no it's okay um I know I I yeah no I

think that I think you do very well I

think you I do do you think good I'm I'm

hating on that it's good so now now now

I'm in hot water you on this [ __ ] side

do you think he would come out you think

he come out

Victor yo what's wrong with I couldn't

necessarily say who would come out the

Victor I I that that would be that's the

entertainment value

would be loves you yo she be trying to

hold you down yeah I ain't going to lie

Mel holds you down Mel holds you down

she does cuz I think more than the rest

of the bakery up and crack it on you you

would I'm just saying I mean I think

Umar would serve him up oven High 550 I

got is back in this

one you think is Cooks Dr Umar yeah nah

y'all crazy as hell why why do you think

that I told you why cuz the 10% that

y'all don't the 10 well

that's one of the things you going to

need in you see me get my muffin crack

before yeah who [ __ ] where do opio

opioids come

from oh you there's a few that you never

you know I mean you left it on the

table look now you mad at me I'm not M

I'm not even I'm here be friend I'm not

even remote none of this stuff but no

still I'm G say this in close and I'm

done with you versus Dr Umar uh what I

said I did about Umar oh umar's belief

that we can't do nothing with white

people if we do that then we relinquish

our our wealth and we transfer it to he

got a few of them my like my cousin kind

of beliefs out there so that's where

[ __ ] y'all 90% I think that's where

that's where the 10% 10% is going to get

100% of the debate is what I'm saying it

might even be 5% so he can feel that way

I'm not opposed to him feeling that way

but no don't tell him what you set back

cuz that's going to blow you don't tell

no chill chill don't do that you is did

have a rebuttal for that I don't want

him to expose it in the event that Dr

Umar sees something in Wawa one

day to it uh what episode is this uh 682

welcome to episode

682 of the Joe Button podcast I your

humble gracious grateful and highly

favored happy to be here host Joe Button

here with a few of my nearest and

dearest the Beautiful the amazing the

ever so lovely Mel Ford is here big Mel

for don't you ever get that [ __ ] up

out there make some [ __ ] noise out

here there we go that's number

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one thank

you

idot yeah

[ __ ] yeah I'm

ready that's not me that's not me oh you

don't have headphones on that's not

meing from Queens

landed and Farmers to be exact

H the web nitty ER to be come on what

the [ __ ] they talking about out there

huh the one the only one of the most

legendary poets to ever

face ever walk the earth Harvard School

of yeah oh come

on one of the greatest spoken word

artists huh to ever exist the

Magnificent

do

big Queen flip some [ __ ] noise oh

snap it up snap it up snap it up snap it

up snap it up for flip snap it up for

flip snap it up I can't even snatch you

got a PO Force [ __ ] yeah Paul turn that

off no I'm not good because you told me

to my man my man man how you feeling how

you feeling how you doing I feel great I

feel great you looking good you smelling

good you look like you ready for war

even though you got a mar sneakers on if

a [ __ ] come to to fight and Mir

sneakers is like the niggaer come to

basketball we have Bo flip ISO I have a

lot to say yeah you did WR that you have

a whole section to myself so no he ran

in grabbed the marker that and sat down

he did he a even da nobody El so that

ISO is whenever you want it just C cue

it up okay cue it up and I'm going go

stand Baseline

three Baseline three right like this

though like this hands up though just

just in casee just it might come to me

no edits

today well we Let's

see we do have a priz pick kind of

day

hey yeah ice made some money ice made

some money let's go ice yo I need some

of your P too send me some pics [ __ ]

don't don't don't keep the pics to

yourself now if you're

hitting going Halbert and everything

[ __ ] it uh big big uh this [ __ ] name

man [ __ ] made me so man time you got

three names he made me so mad

man crazy my main man is here huh over

20 years in this thing called life

together it's my man man man right here

I don't play about him I hope he feels

the same about me man makes some noise

for Antoine

is

is you know when a [ __ ] start making

appearances other places they start

using they like I'm Antoine they start

using their real name like when rappers

start acting then they put their real

name in the [ __ ] the ish is in

parentheses in the middle like he doing

that now professionally known he doing

that now running from Umar and Ebony K

Williams running from him there's a list

of people what's that other girl Candace

Owens a few people that you there

another one he run

from oh [ __ ] who I'm running

from I new boys why you can't say it we

on a broadcast I'm not going to say I'm

not going to say her name cuz it's new

boys no it ain't got nothing to do with

no boys you can bleep it out oh yeah

let's believe it sure you R from to

smoke she'll clean you

up I don't even know her but definitely

I know that's why I said believe I don't

even know that young lady why you think

she'll wash me up I don't even know who

she is it don't matter Joe Buton already

went to the bathroom to get com put

Comet all over that name scrub that [ __ ]

right the [ __ ] out here you sh me Mr

Clean you stupid yeah come Ajax in the

tub I used to get in the tub you can't

[ __ ] with me yo joe n we fought already

too much we got to we got save our next

fight for somewhere you don't still buy

comet is it's mean [ __ ] who are you

talking to wait what's wrong with com

you don't no he know that ain't what

he's saying oh I was about to say though

no cuz it's some somewhere around I want

to say 95 maybe everybody kind of got

off of the Comet but not the real [ __ ]

that knew about Comet if you know about

comment you never stop buy you

never so he tried to play me with my

cleaning knowledge is what he tried to

do cuz is already said that he believes

that he cleans better than me I think

that's blasphemous we'll get to it later

Mel who you got in that in that one

since you got is against Umar oh boy I

mean he just really had the vacuum out

literally 5 minutes ago and I was like

there's everything's gone he just was

vacuuming

away oh

yeah okay okay okay okay you so cool

okay I see what's going on I see what's

going on just vacuum I see what's going

on out there you like this vacuum

style I thought it was ass that's how it

came up I thought it was horrible but

it's fine uh salutation oh wait I Ain't

Even Done big freeze big ice big freeze

is here y'all know the [ __ ] Vibes

Parks is here Cory's here PO is here

Erikson is here Tanner and saon

hopefully are somewhere by remote

thinking of an amazing title for this

amazing episode starting early huh get

them wheels turning

oh how's everybody doing how's everybody

feeling how was your week how's your

text inbox how's your DMs how's the

hidden messages everything is great man

I got to tell yall something funny how

your dating site something funny

happened Yeah man so I'm out with my

mom's a couple days ago taking her she

she wanted to go shopping shout out to

Mom shout out to Mom's so we in the spot

and um we up at the register she said

something to me so the lady thought she

was talking to her so my mom goes no I'm

talking to my

son lady was like your

son I would have thought that you were

his

daughter my

[ __ ] go D this [ __ ] every go [ __ ] mom

does look young though I don't hear that

I don't give a [ __ ] that's why you got

your puff power puff beard on I I want

to say nothing yeah your beard is

something is going on with your face

somebody fluffed your [ __ ] up n [ __ ] I

went got my [ __ ] I died my [ __ ] man you

would got a Sharpie

no [ __ ] the real way what's the real

way a fat Joe commercial and lost his

body [ __ ] hey hey

yo my [ __ ] what we doing yo stop

begging yo oh why did you die n man

you're not going to tell me I look older

than my mother my [ __ ] ice that's

something that they say to be kind to

our

parents look look see yo y don't know

that that's just something that they say

to be nice well it wasn't nice so [ __ ]

that was nice oh so [ __ ] that so that

[ __ ] ran back to

al9 just

for I about this one does it match my

[ __ ] take a little SWAT got [ __ ] like

eye it still got a little faint gray in

it well you've been on this wave so

that's why you like it you like all oh

yeah did you get tips from M [ __ ] the

nework boys I told you I told you about

the nework boys

bro you stupid you do look you got I

don't know

man what man I was that wasn't flying

bro hey dog that is funny you really

movies that was flying my [ __ ] man he

look like the black dad from Good Times

as a

teenager John

a rest in peace rest in peace Norman Le

oh man yeah ice got the N [ __ ] that your

girl like it yeah she like it oh I'm

glad she like it cuz I I didn't what

your pillow like check with her first

yeah that would have been a you did

something to you without checking with

her wow that's crazy I know what your

pillow look like man I don't

know Hey listen I knew it was coming say

what you want I knew it was coming damn

[ __ ] can't even get their [ __ ] died

without calling a girl [ __ ] I cut my

[ __ ] off one day and it was a problem

well that's stupid just saying you can't

you can't be altering [ __ ] check with

girl be if your girl is trying to cut

all her hair off her head well pardon me

some of y'all ain't got hair out so you

mean women don't have control of their

own hair I think that should be a phone

call oh hell yeah it should I feel corny

now I be calling my girl on some of my

wild outfit choices sometimes and I do

feel corny but I figure 43 is the age

where you can do that yeah I don't think

there's anything wrong with

it okay what you think you think I'm a

sucker it I don't think that at all I

watched your whole interview waiting for

just say something

[ __ ] what interview y all of them it

takes a lot of work no you right you got

to work sometimes outside of work I'm

home with Law and Order and ish and some

girl trying to balance these shits idiot

this [ __ ] will not sit down and it been

that cold in New York that sit down cold

yeah this has been that sit down type of

cold out there it has cold as [ __ ] out

bro it's been 50° primarily wait that's

not true not night we had a couple been

brick as hell the whole day has been 29

and 30 over here only a couple the past

three days Arctic no Arctic maybe over

here I'm telling you ain't no over here

[ __ ] Channel 7

says wind chill advisory warning go

inside tonight is going to feel like the

news said that it ain't just my house

hey let me chill because when y'all

don't talk directly into the mic and I

listen back me talking directly into the

mic sound like I am aggressive with all

of this [ __ ] [ __ ]

y'all [ __ ] well no I'm it has been cold

as [ __ ] bro I'm taking my daughter to

school in the morning and it's cold just

walking to the car it's cold as [ __ ] I'm

I'm too old I guess to feel cold you was

outside you know me no [ __ ] back in the

day it's December we would have been in

the 20s in the 30s consistently with

snow no yes no bro when I was a long

time since that when I was a kid long

time like these it's 50 50° outside when

is when you was a kid yo you stupid like

used to walk 20 miles school to tell you

when you was a kid it was still snow

outside [ __ ] I know no I'm talking

about the snow High to your chest when

is was a kid [ __ ] was still old ass

cars [ __ ] it was still snow storms yeah

you had to warm up the car before you

sat before you drove that [ __ ] off

blizzards and Sh you do that to your car

hell no hell no huh y don't pre you got

to warm your [ __ ] up in 2024 I hit the

button start it up as I'm that's it I'm

not

[ __ ] is you warm your car yeah Parks you

warm your car yeah hell yeah M mhm uh no

I'm a Canadian so it's just a thing yeah

like I hit the button but I'm not

sitting in the car waiting for it to

warm up or no I warm the car before I go

to the car oh yeah fancy you warm your

car up

I don't think that I

don't I heard that's bad for your car

though that's what they said for if you

don't warm your car up it's bad for your

car if you don't yeah it's a hold over

from being that's some old school [ __ ]

but yeah I still I still buy by it I

just want the car warm that too steering

wheel warm seats warm yeah that's

normally one of the perks of like buying

with the

year when you got to worry about that

warm

up I feel y'all though I guess but right

so you trying to your car warm up

instantly when you start y got seat

coverers in the back

too sun shade up forting

[ __ ] this used to have the [ __ ] big

metal [ __ ] up in the windshield to block

the sun old ass [ __ ] with the club on

his

car get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] [ __ ]

used to jam the club up in the window or

used to put it down so it couldn't hit

your knee which one you did oh yeah

remember [ __ ] used to put it right in

the door

door jam this [ __ ] ice old too while we

speaking of old school [ __ ] I want

to get this out then we can start with

anything that y'all want to start with

on the list y'all can figure that out as

I go but the other night I made some

oodles and

noodles and I fell off oh man good I

never thought the day would go good for

you all that stff never thought the day

have a Ood noodle dock soon it's not

like riding the bike you fell

off well you couldn't remember how to

make it

wasn't A1 Michelin star like I'm used to

the water level too long [ __ ] at first

I I don't even want to share this part I

don't even want to share this part at

first I

forgot when they even put the [ __ ] in

the [ __ ] water I forgot forgot you

come too far bro I forgot I was so

ashamed of myself wow damn I forgot my

technique of pouring some of the water

out the pie that technique is important

how long you let them sit in after the

[ __ ] fire is off my seasoning in the

wrist it's y up noodles T you threw them

[ __ ] out no I ate them I ate them I ate

them but they wasn't it wasn't it no

more I can't talk [ __ ] to people about

oodles and noodles no more I used to

talk about my Udo and noodle game like

it was spad too much time of Hawk

yo I didn't think it was possible to

fall off yeah it is some [ __ ] you just I

don't know how you [ __ ] that up it was

so bad I want to go back and make

another you shut you shut up yeah see

you got to get that right got to go hit

shorty again I was on the I'm I I W what

he say got to go shorty

again I gave you that subp I'm let you

know though I went to I hit the cabin

and I was all looking for the expiration

date on the

pack blame it on the goofy [ __ ] blaming

it on the

noodles I contemplating whether I want

to share that with y'all but I'm trash

now man Dam it's grow no it's not it's

regression okay

anyway you got you got to get that right

though n you good I would definitely go

and make another pack over the weekend

or something at some point I got to I

ain't hit the L the extra other

seasoning the don't i n i Jazz it up but

it's fine we that the audience don't

care I use that little sauce packet no

he said you don't I use that to I don't

use that I Jaz it up I don't use that m

yeah y'all [ __ ] must be too fancy for

me [ __ ] said they don't use

the you use what I use chicken stock all

right man you got to Bean you got it

boil it you won already yeah it's over

it's over to do what the cube you mean

the cube no no stop the one that come in

the little if I didn't make it myself

the cube

how this [ __ ] say he make chicken so

cubes yeah making chicken so all right

you guys you got it n it's over I'm

tapped out um anything on the board

y'all want anything on the board y'all

want I'm cool I'm prepared for it all

I'm well read researched well slept for

it all pods like this is why I wake up

at 5:00 a.m. and sit crisscross

applesauce in the bed M with the lights

on dim a little candle L his pods like

this you can still do that M I wish my

KN break off well my knee is about to

break Shout out to Ebro too where he

just got his knee replacement did he

shout out to Ebro yeah shout out to Ebro

oh damn wow yeah that's real he's on

Instagram on the bike in his recovery

mode yeah cuz they ride right yeah PA

got that Apple Healthcare which just

fine went to get it early

shout out to E bro shout out to [ __ ]

with healthare hey need it and shout out

to [ __ ] that not going to the doctor

cuz they ain't got

healthare and we we [ __ ] say that like

it's an excuse like once you tell them

that you don't have insurance it ain't

like Buck 85 it ain't it ain't too much

like little B more than that but it's

more than that [ __ ] depend how many T

you 350 [ __ ] pay it

[ __ ] yo dog you delusional my n that

[ __ ] is expensive bro my insurance is

$700

n00 a month oh St cuz he going jump off

the you talking about people living

check I'm saying you saying it

like dropping a bucket for a lot of

people it's not I'm saying it [ __ ] I'm

I'm going go and put some [ __ ]

Windex on it take two uprof and keep it

pushing BC P knock that right out this

[ __ ] what the hell all right so y'all

are so y'all are justifying kn going to

the doctor I go to the doctor oh no I'm

I'm adamant about that I'm just talking

I'm just talking like living is

priceless that's all some [ __ ]

whatever it is go ahead

andas approach the little baddy at the

desk have have the uncomfortable

conversation when it feel like she

flirting with you till she found out you

ain't got no insurance oh yeah that was

her job she did it go ahead I I just had

to get my appointment moved once you

make the little bad you got to get on

the phone and like check with the

providers and see they they hip to that

they do that [ __ ] early now so you make

your appointment yo send us your

insurance and [ __ ] we'll check with them

make sure Network sorry we can't cover

you on this visit out of pocket yeah

your ass is about to fall you to pay

when you walk in before we even see you

you still get that good Canadian

Healthcare no [ __ ] no been a long time I

got to be I got no it's amazing free

though it's yes it's Universal healthc

care yes but I'm not a taxpaying citizen

since I don't live there so hence you

might as well get us get your [ __ ] back

word trying to send mail back to Canada

you

good stop playing around did the movie

I'm not in the movie I pay taxes I well

if she went you would definitely drop a

send off B yo I would butterfly

butterfly [ __ ] you got this Lenny

kravis [ __ ] neck C on [ __ ] looking

Fly Away pretty

butterfly why to keep you

be so

alive I'm about to turn up now so off

you go off you go when the trumpets

blow cuz it's not

you it's me try not to I'm ready I'm

ready I'm be Mel for without you I will

be

bored oh Lord so are are you are are y

are you going to start your start the

show or you going to let me go hey shout

out to y'all [ __ ] that still going to

public hospitals right some of y'all

didn't do the science what's what's up

with the science in the public hospitals

you hear your man wait what this lead

ship you hear your man yo you hear your

man right no it's not I want people out

there to be educated on the difference

between the public Hospital I.E Harlem

Hospital uhuh is a publicly funded yeah

that's them for all and every for all

what's more

I didn't say but all them [ __ ] is

hiring that they hire like the the like

the metals hires the the metland fair

come the fair

[ __ ] yo this [ __ ] is versus every

Hospital in New Jersey that's a private

Hospital like one that cares about you

y'all don't think people should know

that or I'm off base no it's good

information ain't no more General

hospitals in Jersey I know I know Jersey

play play that [ __ ] about it for public

yo new that's for New York and all of

their mental health problems that's for

all of their trash and rat problems all

of that dirty [ __ ] they do over there

New Jersey is not about none of that New

York is filthy I see why a naked cowboy

got

dressed they made the Naked Cowboy you

know how [ __ ] up you got to be for

Naked Cowboy to go to the cabin go to

the dressing you know

he made a lot of money he made a lot of

money he made a lot of

money the rats ran Naked Cowboy driving

by Time Square the other day it's

already holiday traffic bring on

congested pricing Bring It On get it's

coming it's coming they go clear that

get that [ __ ] out of there but it's not

here yet so [ __ ] like me got to suer I

look to the left Time Square about to

curse the drive out why'd you take this

way but it's cool let me just look

around here go they got a little circle

on on tourist walk that little walk they

built in time that's just for the tour

they got a little circle going to go go

goost white people looking they got the

kids out there look some black [ __ ]

dancing man I almost grabbed the glass

aquapon bottle from the side of this

[ __ ] see in the '90s we would have just

threw a bottle with them [ __ ] and left

in the 70s they' have made a little bomb

out of the bottle through that [ __ ] over

there I hate them [ __ ] over there

but whatever I'm I'm starting with love

I'm starting with love anywhere y'all

want to go I just get to talking it's

going to be random [ __ ] like this the

whole part so whatever y'all want to do

I'm in a great move hopefully y'all are

too shout out to our audience for being

here couldn't do this without y'all and

where do we go oh you talking about

[ __ ] up [ __ ] in New York you see your

man Keith Lee is in New York oh is he

yeah and he

went they did him dirty y somebody did

they do him dirty or did they do the

restaurant dirty did they set them up m

anyway he went and got a bacon chees

supposed to be a bacon egg and cheese

yeah it was more more bread it was it

was was like a regular Diner or it was

like a panini okay it was some [ __ ]

that [ __ ] was flat as hell okay he went

to what with

one in the Bron he was in Queens oh man

I don't like how he did Queens like

that I I could have put him on the 10

better spots [ __ ] I spot around the

corner from the old from your house

rocking begging so didn't play yeah he

got a bum bacon egg and cheese flat look

like s on that [ __ ] he diss it he gave a

review I the picture enough was a review

you know how he hold it sh he showing it

in the camera it was like oh my God bro

what is this everybody was like yo dog

I'm sorry righta did that's not us it do

not represent us don't let that reflect

a real bacon egg and cheese bro and and

that's what I thought when I saw it like

the Kei flea effect it just is different

in New York yeah like because we saw

that and we was like n [ __ ] nah that

ain't it like New York got banging bacon

egg and cheese you went you went to the

wrong spot they sent you to the wrong

spot yeah that's just the wrong spot

that don't say nothing about New York's

the food capital of the world yo yeah

like it's the food capital of the world

but now I think about it like maybe you

got to know some [ __ ] like I don't know

if you can just show up here and hop on

Yelp or something ask like who who who

created like how did he come up with

where he was going to go he has a

strategy people he has people send him

things he does his research like I mean

it's kind of like what we used to do we

used to be in I remember we were all in

uh Nashville or something we us just

jump on Twitter yo where the F where the

good food at and whatever name is saying

is being said the most H us down in our

tour in our tour something right here

might be all right and then we will go

there and the [ __ ] was late but you

ain't going to reach out he can't do

that because he don't want you to know

he going and well the thing about New

York ke Lee New York business really

don't want you anyway that's true yeah

they just

specifically [ __ ] like I don't mean

Keith Lee I mean in general yeah that's

true yeah them [ __ ] you should be so

happy to get a sandwich from us and Y

the little B over here on blah blah blah

Street ain't coming up on yel Poppy and

them get busy that's true puty on poy

[ __ ] you up yo I keep saying all time

you better be careful one with the cats

that lay on the brass yes indeed C on

the C right there make you walk around

best food the best sandwiches hey you

got to be careful about how you approach

the deli counter and how you order [ __ ]

cuz they might [ __ ] around and give you

some [ __ ] just cuz they don't like

how you talking you know what I'm saying

be like oh do you want a bacon Chien

okay cool here's one piece of bacon oh

that's like a best case scenario or

they'll kill you what you mean [ __ ] be

back there with their hand on they talk

talking crazy just put your order in in

the back [ __ ] this the sandwich is a

front ofos that's what I'm talking about

don't put this [ __ ] on [ __ ] plent of

videos where the bodega [ __ ] jumped

over the counter like that's is what we

doing that's a fact

so be careful everybody be careful yeah

sure enough it ain't just the cat no the

cat is there to make a noise when

something

get

F on they they said to is [ __ ] the cat

just

give the cats the cats are important

pieces and if it ain't a cat it's a card

game in the basement in the back

something that card game or turning

something else it's right there in the

back by the beer cor there sipping

Coronas and watching soccer M with a gun

taped under the domino table got more

cameras than [ __ ] cannon in

that the Spanish [ __ ] around the

domino table is John

Wick [ __ ] through

[ __ ] nice you think they just play a lot

of no them [ __ ] counting the dominoes

my [ __ ] and a [ __ ] running numbers out

the back so you bet you better chill the

[ __ ] out for you really better chill out

M at all these uh new games these Tik

Tok [ __ ] right yeah they not playing

all that [ __ ] crazy these Tik Tok

restaurant reviews and send the [ __ ]

to the depths of murder Bill word hey

y'all risking your life cuz the rice is

in the watermelon no cuz it's a little

green grass like the [ __ ] we got little

grass wall yeah they see a grass wall

they see a grass wall in a LED

sign rice in the watermel y'all risking

your life because they put weed in the

pizza up there word [ __ ] that's flat

Bush still they got that [ __ ] in

Brooklyn that a lot of people go to that

they put the oxtail and [ __ ] on the

pizza and all that stuff yeah I know

keep trying to get me to go up there no

you should tell me how it tastes I'm

from the 90s [ __ ] my picture of

Brooklyn is the same I don't care what

them white people was doing down

there why do you do that people be

wanting to get you [ __ ]

go comfort you really a foodie though I

just I am a foodie 100% you really like

I I noticed that though that you really

a fool gotur yeah what you had yesterday

you had some [ __ ] on your Instagram

the [ __ ] I did what was that a d a

double A twice chop cheese you R for his

money but your sh you get attacked that

was the Truffle chop the Truffle chop

cheese at

Tatiana presented as the most elevated

Cho cheese you will ever find in New

York out and it was great the [ __ ] about

Joe and between Joe and Keith Lee is

that Joe is honest right there true Joe

will get popped on by the owner right

there he not he not waiting to go going

beat Joe ass nigas over Jo had nigas

over there shaking yo you said that he

going start off with that look going

give you the look dropping rice they

always Dro Jo F he be making them [ __ ]

nervous he said what is

this your your page says that you carry

out it's no carry out what the [ __ ] is

say for on your page that you got carry

out they will hurt you son they would

kill me I'd have to learn manners indeed

and I know manners I don't like that but

why you do that though can you can you

honestly answer why you choose to be

direct at a point where it can hurt

somebody's feelings why not wait while

you are I watch I've been out with you a

couple of times and I watch you and you

try to be nice but [ __ ] it don't come

off

nice forget it forget I got like all

that shit's not nice why do you do that

why you don't go home and then talk

about it damn [ __ ] you crying over

there what y just stop just stop just

stop that's you that's you do that who I

do that to every that is

we've all been out to dinner with you

yes and don't let you know you know

don't let you know the [ __ ] did some

ill [ __ ] so we went out to eat that

[ __ ] jump up and do that fast walk with

the bit neck that [ __ ] be business heyo

we we went out to eat after after

patreon one day and the [ __ ] was like

dropping food and nervous and [ __ ] [ __ ]

Joe said the [ __ ] said the owner's

name cuz they didn't give Joe a certain

order or we can't do that today Joe said

hey yo he said the owner's name them

[ __ ] went back there you could tell

the [ __ ] got scolded he came back here

he came back he came back you started

dropping water and [ __ ] I said you made

the [ __ ] nervous Joe you could tell he

got scolded he I do that on purpose

though I don't do that on purpose you do

do that don't do that that's your bad if

I do that something's going wrong and

again y'all look at the board figure out

where you want to start last

night sitting there for man long man

for lady came over said check please she

said I got you and she went to the back

wall start having a conversation with

some

girl then then she went grabbed the

phone I'm watching her I'm mad for head

to bed she went grabb the phone check

the gr for a little bit then she came to

the table behind me took their order

there was a new table they just got here

so they had mad questions about the menu

everything they Tak M long I'm listening

I'm right here like okay be patient you

don't want to be that guy to say you are

she go back have another

conversation then she look at

me I say like this guess what she come

over and say you need

anything guess what you said she asked

you if you want the

check yes are you ready for the

check and what did you say yeah that

that that's the funny I was with I we

was with Nat Nat know me so before she

see my face yes please please yes oh but

whatever hey we you want to start I

don't want to hijack the front of this

pod with long stories I'm not doing that

again and we're an hour end yeah I

didn't know that part that's what

happened when you just flowing though

long that's true look at

you time is a constract that's what

happened when your eyes are white time

is a constract come over here well

rested focused yeah I was like I was

looking for the connection I got a good

sleep last night fell asleep across the

other side of the bed on my stomach like

this woke up at 3: with the drool with

the drool around the beard and you got

the beard or keep the drool keep the dro

Dro have y fell asleep and stay asleep

sideways on the bed you know what I'm

saying that's good my B don't let my

girl be laying right there then I'm out

don't let it be edible in my

system I might not move from this same

position now laying Across Shorty Be

Right there yeah that's it she know what

time it is when I lay girl just start

rubbing my little head I'm going to

sleep girl I'm going to sleep then she

get mad at me that's when she we

supposed to be watching this [ __ ] I'm

not watching she go on the phone I got

to hide my

phone put the phone under you while you

sleep feel your body weight drop oh yeah

he good and sleep stupid ass [ __ ] man

let me help the audience out there in

case you get tripped up like I get

tripped up if you fall asleep and your

phone is on Instagram it ain't ever

going to lock no it's not it's not he's

right let me just let y'all know that

you didn't know active that [ __ ] going

that [ __ ] going to run for the next 9

hours yes right and your girl Wide Awake

rubbing rubbing your head just rubbing

you to bed oh p a little bit goad

rubbing and scrolling rubbing and

scrolling rubbing and

scrolling stay sleep when I found that

one out I was like oh man she had to she

been had to drop that's my move

I thought it was way more calculated I

thought you was taking my finger putting

it to the phone back when it was that

doing the fingerprint or the eyes

putting the phone in my face me looking

stupid

sleep open cuz the iPhone face thing be

lying I come on there with paint white

face all types of [ __ ] and they just

still open they open that phone right up

you have on Shades a fake

mustache they still open it up oh that's

you that's you Joe no it's not [ __ ] she

might have a face saved in your [ __ ] you

don't even know it oh for sure my girl

got all types of [ __ ] going on in my

phone she done scroll down to the hidden

videos you have two faces in the phone

yes yeah that don't stop my girl from

getting in the hidden even [ __ ] when it

was the fingerprint you could have up

the uh I think it's either four or five

of them shits anything that's in the

hidden portion is I might as well put

her

name she going right there that's her

[ __ ] she go wherever I tried to erase

some [ __ ] oh look look at that sitting

right there she the only one is on the

the Instagram backup server

oh you unsent this February 19th God

2021 naughty boy I call

marking they let me right on into the

chief engineer oh my God girls you can't

let girls get too much access to [ __ ] I

know a girl at this NBA [ __ ] had her on

the credit card foul she got mad and he

didn't know it one time she just start

calling up the jewelry stores cashing

out before she Boogie yeah that's how

you

how you do Swag

yeah go go with a B you get it back

you're not going to get it you not going

to get it back you gave her authority to

yeah you put her on there you probably

want her back or want to [ __ ] again at

some point it's light to you like like

little 70 grand what she

wrong he you going to try and P me into

a bad

situation you I know I you try to trick

me into a situation I really wasn't I

was just asking what she wrong but it's

cool was she

right was she right I don't think that's

wrong oh okay that's it it's not right

either but it's a little ambiguous it

ain't right it's a gray area it's very

gray it ain't gray cuz you put me on

that was wrong this is the same joint

account argument we had you still if you

go buy purchase jewelry without my

authorization but I don't need it I

don't need your authorization you gave

me authorization yeah we still need

authorization we so cut the head no no

no so that means you don't need your

wife don't need authorization on your

girl to cut her hair wait that's that's

very different that's not different we

talk about even though I agree with you

because if my wife cut her and the

answer to that is no your girl really

don't need your authority to cut her ha

okay but you made it SE cuz I do I would

like in my relationship my girl Ain cut

her hair I'm and it's going sound crazy

don't get mad but my wife has long hair

and oh yeah mine too and she wants to

cut it and I'm like a come on you know

I'm not going to stop her but I'm I

really Tred to he my my girl her [ __ ]

and it grow back on you hoes pass

convince her not my girl [ __ ] she cut it

it grow right back past you ball hoes

quickly it does a couple months come

right back right down back to the Hat

when you said when when you said the

Beed thing you know I cut my bed one

time my wife said why you cut your beard

but my [ __ ] grow right back okay I

wanted to do it I cut my beard all the

time it grows right back yeah but they

still don't like that [ __ ] time frame

where that blackace beard shut up

[ __ ] look bu ass beard get out of here

don't hate [ __ ] um what am I saying the

NBA n Season tournament the Pacers made

it they beat the Bucks nobody had them

beating the Bucks I don't know what

happened to the Bucks to to Halton

happened to the Bucks way to go Nicks

for picking Obi top in number ninth

letting halberton fall to the Kings let

him get traded to the Pacers and then

trading the pick that you picked at nine

to the Pacers to play with him while

he's in Superstar mode I got to salute

y'all the only franchise that could get

something like that off boy you guys are

good you guys and killing out the NBA n

Season tournament looks like they spent

some money it looks like it's really

important to them and you would have to

if you're trying to sell this to Apple

or Netflix or whatever you trying yeah

they're trying to get a new deal they

they deal up they had Tiffany's make a

little trophy or whoever designed the

trophy that beautiful walkway they told

the players to get dressed Greek Freak

never gets that memo he never gets that

memo enough with the [ __ ] Nike

sweatpants cuz you 7 fot and could dunk

from anywhere like enough you have to

get dressed too sometimes like this is a

business you run around here like come

on I got to give them their props on the

on the n Season [ __ ] though because yeah

cuz I was hating on it yeah me too I am

really understand it enough to even

really hate on it you know what I'm

saying like I didn't know if I liked it

or I didn't like it I didn't have the

time to really read on well that's when

we hating when we don't understand

that's why I was hating I didn't

understand [ __ ] the purpose of this them

funny courts man was throwing me my

vision I know they was [ __ ] your

contacts up you can you had to F adjust

your contacts but them loud ass courts

that they had going on I didn't know

what was going on [ __ ] was stupid yo

yeah I didn't get it you you understand

it now no I don't understand the the

impact of it but the fact that they were

they found a way to make the games a

little bit more competitive like it's

some good basketball being played in

this midseason thanks to the ear in the

season thanks to the baddies that's what

it was it's the baddies at these games

I'm telling you these [ __ ] doing mov a

never seen before they made they made it

an event yo I Saw The Greek Freak grabed

the rebound take a dribble and then dunk

saw that too one dribble rest in peace

to my high school coach Gil Reynolds

that ain't he always told us three

dribbles bro one dribble basket to

basket is insane but whatever I don't

want to be a basketball

purist and what they doing to the game

for a later a later show another show

another show 150 points that's what they

want a buck 68 but y'all going crazy

with the offense now they going huh

ain't no defense yeah they going

absolutely crazy come on [ __ ] defense

that's what you want you want a

high-scoring high performing game I like

a little defense they they selling ass

same thing the NFL did sell a no it's

entertainment now they selling ass but I

mean it's working Adam silv just you got

your top players to buy in I I get it

they ask and they let LeBron call a

timeout with the ball with the ball the

ball was out of bounds the Laker [ __ ]

stepped out of bounds that [ __ ] was a

mess LeBron tapped the ref like Mike

used to do Mike used to be like that was

no fou y you a yo you ain't hear me I

said time out oh my bad my bad my

bading not Lakers not yellow but here's

where I knew I I had changed I wasn't

even mad wasad but you elest bastard no

that [ __ ] he has the most points ever

he's in year

29 he's having fights with all of the

coaches that he played against as a

player like he in a different bag he

should be able to do what he want same

way Mike did crazy if Kobe was alive I'd

say the same thing for him I'm going to

ask you a question how do you know that

the N season is working what do you Bas

fans like it uh the

fans it brought ratings but not just

it's not just the r yes it broke ridens

but a combination of the product you're

putting on the floor I've heard all NBA

players say that this feels like NBA

playoff

basketball and the NBA needed something

in December to kind of Spike see flip

Spike things the NBA be be dry because

football explain so look got it in

basketball a lot of people um you watch

opening night sloping week some people

don't really tune back in until the

Christmas games Christmas day you get

big NBA games cuz football is still

going got it Allstar week Allstar

Weekend but after that as you get close

to the playoffs is when now everybody's

watching and teams are playing a little

bit more competitive because now it's

like these games matter the second half

of the Season really matters February to

June yes now they done found a way to

get attention ratings and to get

competitiveness early in the season they

put house they put houses on

Pennsylvania while the NFL still has

ball walking Parkplace is what they did

they got in front of it they're not

going to keep watching the NFL make all

of this money in January and February

and we just be a dead doormat uh while

we are in season sure so they did it now

they have product to C I'm sure they'll

be big ads you got all the players in

the world from all over the world it is

a home run I just them funny that

artwork on the court man am getting old

n that [ __ ] is it's looks better L it

looks better now that they rocking but

that should be bothering my eyes

cool we just old but again they trying

to do something refreshing to get again

attention into this and it's worked it's

smart yeah yeah we can't we can't knock

it cuz we old

[ __ ] no real fans like real fans that

I know that are really like Avid sports

fans they like it so I'm like all right

it might be a good thing we'll see yeah

so before the end season what was in

place of that regular gaset okay regular

G regular game that didn't really have

much ramifications on the season got it

all right because there so many games

and and like see football is 17 weeks we

can do our lesson we can teach him all

right got it got got him cuz I think see

there's 82 games in the SE no baseball's

100 never mind if stop the other team

from

scoring come on that's called a rebound

when you get the got you we we did we

got him we got

him oh know what time it is [ __ ] yeah

but I got triggered right quick just now

from y doing that I think when I was

younger I asked my older brother to

explain the field goal to me and he

wouldn't the after point of the field

gock some Trigg you started it you

started it when I was like 9 or 10 I

could not understand and that like field

goal field goal percent what is a field

goal that [ __ ] just mush me on some

[ __ ] the [ __ ] out of his face I was mad

traumatized just now

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shout out to John Robinson I have him

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poor Bryce young oh and I'm going Matt

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202 pass yards I actually like him and

Lamar are both pretty low it was one it

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now y'all want to get to some music

let's do it let's go let's get to some

music uh James font ly dropped a

Christmas album he he did he did his

debut album by the way wait this is his

first album that's correct that is so

crazy and he came with a Christmas album

correct it's him [ __ ] with

us he's [ __ ] with us yo yeah I ain't

going to lie when you that talented love

James Rony you it kind of make you want

to [ __ ] with people he's you think so me

just stupid and he did it all James font

ly like it ain't a normal Christmas out

at all like it sound like some other

[ __ ] he doing in it one there I got to

go back to it I listen to it on the

cruise here I was like I think I got to

listen to this

time maybe yeah I don't know I don't

know where the vibe is it was a little

all over the place like the second track

is like some I don't know what how to

describe some

funk it's some other [ __ ] it's not uh

slave bells jingle bells it's not that

oh Jingle Bells is not a Christmas song

[ __ ] forgot uh it's not a normal

Christmas song Jingle Bells is not a

Christmas song yeah no according to who

uh according Cory in the constructs

that's a

group Jingle

Bells was [ __ ] me up Jingle

Bells anytime they grab their phone I

got to grab my phone no Jingle Bells is

not a Christ I'm not mistaken

JP Morgan's Uncle wrote Jingle Bell [ __ ]

and he wrote it at the time the only way

you could get

around uh because of the weather back

then was on a s on a sleigh so what he

was saying he that was just a old to

getting drunk on the back of the drink

it's a drinking song It's a drinking

song Oh [ __ ] and it was actually first

performed at a Thanksgiving church

service it was never meant to be a

Christmas not a Christmas song all

that's crazy

[ __ ] well [ __ ] it's a Christmas song now

oh God my Gody it's Christmas song now

what what you want now all your Chase

accounts Frozen look just that fast go

go ahead go ahead keep

repping hey nothing hey ain't nothing

like in your account's Frozen too shout

out to us out there that been through it

that [ __ ] is tough you be right on your

way to buy something yeah it's nasty get

that call on a date that happened to me

that happened to me Y and that [ __ ]

ain't get unfrozen for a while too look

I'm getting traumatized again come on um

yeah James FR dropped a a weird

Christmas album shout out to James font

Leroy uh I put it on and was like okay

definitely have to come back to this he

not doing your average

just these Christmas albums is getting

fire man they I I like it I've been

making Christmas albums for a while so

I'm glad everyone's just joining in

catching up to you let's join do some

Weir [ __ ] for Christmas [ __ ] it I me d y

y'all want to get a Christmas tree in

here yes yes you got not a real one no

it could be real I prefer a real one you

going all right get the get the

chainsaw go go oh wait did you ever do

this [ __ ] tomorrow oh okay he won't tell

us [ __ ] we got to we really got to

inquire how the [ __ ] y'all know I'm

going to do that I told you know you got

to go back I just want to know can I can

I go

and I'll let you know how it I like I

like the smell of the real Christmas no

they sell that now them shit's getting

expensive now the pine spray they sell

that [ __ ] you put it on a fake tree you

got money get somebody to come and put a

tree up no because I have money my

little plant store I go to them fake

trees they got in there are yeah they

expensive the real [ __ ] is expensive

beautiful fake and they beautiful yo

yeah fake fake trees have come up fake

trees

fire I do a fake tree I got my [ __ ] in

the closet when I do the real tree man I

got my [ __ ] all right I was born in 1980

uh I'm starting there so that little red

and green Christmas tree holder is

jao you got to screw in I need to see

more of the Tik Tok kids get that little

[ __ ] the [ __ ] out of here we done put

the whole tree up fought with this

[ __ ] to for nail only to step

back and the [ __ ] slanted crooked as

hell one of the screws is broke on the

red and green I got some fly [ __ ] my

[ __ ] heavy as hell see where did you get

it from well you from Buffalo [ __ ] they

I went looking yesterday no I went

looking yesterday I couldn't find no fly

[ __ ] I don't even know where I got it

honestly I've had it for a

minute Amazon should have something I'm

sure look at me still loyal to

amp still still still showing my loyalty

you can't be if you don't want even if

you want it to Bro them [ __ ] got

everything and they get it to your same

day they got a grip on you pause them

new the the real trees is expensive now

sh I SP like a buck 80 on my [ __ ] my

[ __ ] ain't even as big as I wanted it to

be pause you're not put a tree up you

you got Daisy might need a tree you got

to no [ __ ] that S I just saw a video the

other day um where somebody had gotten

the real tree and it was infested with

bugs I was like M nope [ __ ] that

[ __ ] uhuh I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay

trees

bugs you cut it down out of their

habitat cut their house down and board

it in your house listen I'm all for the

fake one no I'm all for the fake one

that's why even the fake one's expensive

now all natural no no not in that not in

that circum

tree got you but no even the fake [ __ ]

is expensive them shit's high as hell

now you get a good fake tree them shit's

be$ $500 can you can you uh film

yourself tomorrow please told

fil you free tomorrow I'm free tomorrow

too actually yeah we make a thing out of

I'm going film it make sure you wear a l

Jack make the trip got wear pH side

I'mma film it turn your phone sideways

fil how you going to film it post say

you can make the trip I'm have my girl

film oh yeah all right put the Hat on

with the ear muffs already do all yeah I

want to score

it I want put the

music let me do said it to me I got you

if you said if Umar

heard you cutting the trees with your

white girlfriend going to look at the

trees no I'm just saying you doing the

work she get

footage it's not a black it's not a

black production now and she stand and

she you not that one that

one leave alone y leave

alone problem keep [ __ ] with selfing

them

oh that ain't that ain't I mean this

ain't that that ain't this m panded too

I think he would

win y serve this [ __ ] up so bad these

two these two [ __ ] oh man she held you

down I used up all my mail next

week next week I got you yeah next week

I'm coming n Nicki Minaj

man I I gotta say I was thrown off a

little bit uh on Thursday CU we were all

tagged in a tweet that said the Joe

Buton podcast is in Gag City I I said I

don't what that isuse that was I was I

had lots of jokes to make but then I did

a little bit of research I was like you

know I'm going to leave this one alone

yeah thank you for inviting us to gag

City it's fly it's fly it is what is it

they did some virtual reality World [ __ ]

that somebody somebody built and in that

is a building that says the Joe Buton

Network do we know why that they called

is that what that was City on that pink

building that's saw I didn't know I

didn't know I mean like all of the brand

like it was a lot of [ __ ] involved with

the gag City [ __ ] got you but

um I got into it with the barbs not even

I wasn't even trying to why you P today

man that's why you got your pink one I

want s and pink is banned up here today

[ __ ] [ __ ] out of here but um ain't no p

no no no no I mean I I understood their

Point's yeah [ __ ] what's up and did you

tell them you are a Barb yeah they

didn't understand cuz I I'm ignore you

um I'm not [ __ ] with you today no I I

had I had tweeted something out I was

like yo cuz y yall know I've set it up

here quite a few times yo Nikki's album

is dropping we got we got Nikki dropping

we got Nick I've been looking forward to

the

album for me it seemed quiet it did feel

a little quiet like a lot of people did

not know that was an album dropping like

oh wait the date is this Friday I didn't

know that so I'm like yo as for as big

as an artist as Nikki is this seems

quiet mhm I don't like it that's what I

said and they like oh what you mean it

seemed quiet that's because it hasn't

been in your little world and all this

it's been here it's been here and once I

heard the album and then I started to

look it wasn't quiet at all it just in

the urban space it was quiet okay it

wasn't marketed here when I say here I

just mean like urban hip hop sure Forbes

you know all the big Brands [ __ ] like

that pop culture stuff uhhuh was

involved with this album so apologize I

did already oh

okay for what I'm just playing SL down

we only be one for one with our

apologize we don't do good when we

apologize that was a joke but once I

heard once I listened to the album and

hold up and they [ __ ] up the release

last night how so midnight came

everybody runs the Apple music it's not

there at all nowhere and I thought it

was Shadow Banning games you know she's

spoken out Against the Machines against

her you could not find the album okay

I'm like okay maybe she pulled the Drake

and I'm dropping it later on but then I

started seeing people talk about it

Spotify had it title had it hell Amazon

had it just not Apple then Apple listed

the album but not as Pink Friday 2 like

where you just click and hit play on the

album all the songs were listed m you

had to actually search the album and

just play song by song uh they just

[ __ ] up the I can see somebody running

in lucian's office now with the

clip oh he running right in there yeah

app [ __ ]

up they did

snitch n because when you a fan and you

looking for something at midnight you

want to go find a [ __ ] I I had drool in

my mouth I woke up at 3: and bought it I

got I even went to the to the store I

was like all right I'll I'll just go buy

it first before I even hit play it

wasn't there they [ __ ] up but then

like maybe 10 minutes or 15 minutes