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own enjoy the show I don't know what

mood I'm in

man I don't know what mood I'm in yet I

didn't know what day it was I thought it

was Friday I thought it was Friday too I

did holiday season these [ __ ] [ __ ] is

outside driving around congesting

everything mhm the mall was crazy malls

are crazy people spending all the money

they

scammed scams are still popping yes oh

yeah really yes

indeed oh that neighborhood app every

hour telling me somebody packages

getting stolen off the door

on foot too these [ __ ] is [ __ ] and

bike [ __ ]

B they just walking up to you she

actually acting like they ringing the

doorbell yo that's hilarious dog yo I

making a living off foot back yo that's

funny son you got have a car up the

street or something that W get your

plate that's hilarious dog I left some

water or some [ __ ] outside and my mom's

like bring that water and I said M if

the thieves are going to be that strong

four boxes the they deserve the water

they thirsty M I'll catch them I'm going

to catch them they do that it's a

trick oh what's up what's up what's up

what's up what's up how we doing how we

feeling feeling great man what's up ice

took off day PTO use some up he's with

us in prayer shout out to him to shout

out to ice sorry to the ice hiive what's

the name of the ice hiive I icicles ISAC

y'all be cool y'all will be cool how

y'all doing how y'all feeling y looking

good looking good smelling good MH got

flip on the couch how you feeling

looking

lighter it's got a lot going on it's

taking everything in me to not just go

in on is now I'm about to go on you

[ __ ] you went to a party without [ __ ]

you was looking lit you supposed to get

your ass done and you got your ass done

to go to a party that's it that's crazy

man to go to a you said it's the truth

it's not the truth

kind of the truth it's kind of the truth

tell me the truth it's kind of what

happened is what happened you called out

your ass and your Pub pube region

lasered mhm then you went to get your

inside ass cleaned out yeah vacuumed out

with apple cider vinegar and then you

went and then we saw you you didn't even

tell us nothing we just saw videos and

pictures of you at Angela Simmons

birthday party I saw you in the

background with a whole whole new suit

on it wasn't that LinkedIn [ __ ] you

wearing black college shirt he went

grown on them all the other guys will be

wearing a white shirt I'm I'm going go

with the black and then you had mad

teeth showing and you was singing Happy

Birthday I've known you for 20 years and

had no idea you even knew Angela Simmons

or happy birthday happy birthday or

would be at a birthday party y what's

wrong with you ain't you Muslim you

ain't supposed to celebrate you ain't

even supposed to celebrate birthdays yo

what's wrong with your brain dead ass

that's not dead ass I made the picture

and the video big [ __ ] I expanded two

fingers just to see if you was truly

that happy or if you was front n he was

joyous yes for real Joy to the World

it's Angela birthday why she going to

say no ever since I had a daughter come

on girl dad girl dad just first off you

know Angela Simmons that party was

Wednesday yo it was after you got your

ass cleaned out dog part was wednes so

you got the laser to go you got the

laser on Sund you still got the laser to

go you got the laser who going to see

that you was in there feeling every

Breeze every bit of cold Cover Girl

tapping [ __ ] easy breezy said what

tapping [ __ ] yeah tapping people is it me

or is it a little breeze coming from the

north side of the room wrong with your

brain at a 90° angle I don't know maybe

it's the thin pants y

dog is you can't get your pubes lasered

and we not spend time I'm not you have

to know that you got three years of

podcasting you have to know that yo this

[ __ ] pushed the picture out to the

whole what's a going to tell me yo I got

you lit out here CL wait wait wait say

that that's what he said yo I got you

lit out here not clout Chas the number

one I got him lit he clout Chas a number

one if any of us have anything that's

getting traction or momentum Here Comes

flip to add himself to the train of it I

love it I post I posted the picture you

did that's is moment matter that's

is singing happy birthday that's is that

know Angela Simmons here you go oh my

son lit out here you looking good [ __ ]

fall back why you know how to fall back

let my [ __ ] get his [ __ ] off we we

stand on two separate sides of the coins

I'm actually happy that he's out there

you hating [ __ ] C you suck ass [ __ ]

I'm happy that he was his celebrating

always include him centering himself

true you got to learn how to celebrate

without like censoring yourself that's

me I want to be a part of everything you

[ __ ] do you wasn't dead pocket

watching I'm dead fo what's wrong with

you look good I didn't like that suit at

me tight you got this SC curl [ __ ] going

on in your hair right now he try to grow

to cover the ball spots I know I know

that trick yo first your shape up is

extra shaper your hair looks longer

since the last time I saw you gr

it did you get some minoxidil or

something like

that oh my God oh my lordy what the [ __ ]

is that it's a [ __ ] that grows your hair

we we got a love so hold so you helped

that [ __ ] but when I was trying to get

a transplant you ain't tell me nothing

about minox you went on you had your own

y I see what you doing now they said you

was biging these [ __ ] up on Spaces I'm

on your ass about that space and [ __ ]

too latery I am a team player okay Mel

did great on SP she did did me and Parks

was dear listening to her every word I

had no idea either I wasn't looking at

the screen oh good yeah so I was just

letting them like fire questions at Me 2

and 1 half

hours of questions she did good though

she did all they don't get the a

block okay all right I know but he just

he just throw everything in the a block

he don't think no Rhyme or Reason he

just open the B of theway about to get

at you you with the you with the spaces

and show you okay wait let's get back to

your laser cuz I missed that why did you

volunteer that information cuz it's

funny I knew it was going to be funny

okay part of the year for that [ __ ] what

you true let's back up what made you go

get lasered yeah that's your real

question don't TR don't try to hide it

with that other [ __ ] n again again I'm

I'm well you don't know but I'm I'm

hairy and that [ __ ] be annoying you know

what I'm saying like that [ __ ] be

annoying that [ __ ] be carrying old as a

man [ __ ] is stupid so um you want to be

a smooth man I I I used the

literally

yo yo um I got the thing the the the

trimmers the manscape kit that [ __ ] be

annoying like even that that [ __ ] be

annoying so my girl get lasered so she

was like yo you could go to the laser

lady I'm like tell the laser lady get

the [ __ ] out my face but my girl been

telling me that for years you know what

I'm saying I was like [ __ ] it you got K

with like all the different pieces like

when you can change the head of the

vacuum

thing yeah yes [ __ ] that [ __ ] can get

all the hair it got the nose hair [ __ ]

in there little scissors no Ain no

scissors [ __ ] you got some expensive I

don't know I don't do that wild [ __ ] you

do what [ __ ] I'm not lasering 43 years

old you never manscaped I'm not lasering

my I said did you have a manscape if I

ever did some nut [ __ ] like that it was

a mistake and I couldn't wait for it to

grow back are you sh me [ __ ] yeah nut

[ __ ] like going bald [ __ ] that's for

the [ __ ] you never manscaped of

course I manscape I'm not a Savage you

that's not for us is they should be

smooth we should have some semblance of

being a man [ __ ] right you don't want to

feel like man you got to keep the keep

them shits a a little bit you never

manscape I did women like manscape but I

go bald [ __ ] you know we women like

manscaping well if your girl like just

recommended that out the blue then you'd

have to assume she want you to handle

your [ __ ] and your [ __ ] was ugly true my

[ __ ] wasn't ugly you dick if your girl

just randomly say she did [ __ ] I be

shaving the [ __ ] my girl's like yo why

don't you just go get the laser you

don't got to shave that's a suggestion

yeah but I I've already shaved it off

she said you got

we have a girl right here do you prefer

to be ugly

manicur man I think I can speak for most

women where yes we do appreciate like

dramatic manscaping we don't want to

[ __ ] have to like weed whack our way

to find the [ __ ] nuts and bolts and

[ __ ] nuts and

bolts I'm not lying it's true I have

been very appreciative to furballs in

your you know to like you know guy drops

TR when I find out that he is very

manscaped I'm like oh well thank you so

much drops TR what's that TR trousers

yeah yeah it's a phrase

sorry all right okay okay guy drops

triout all drop episode title Possible

episode I am so happy and blessed to be

here how is everybody doing great how

are y'all feeling I'm so glad at this

point I'm just glad glad when five of

you come to work at the same time some

it's going to be me and you buddy I know

I know and and I'm gearing up for it I'm

gearing up for it I already know it's

like the the vacation time [ __ ] is

coming but they're not really here I

know what time it is yeah I know what

time it is it is yeah [ __ ] why you

singing happy birthday like that yo bro

what's wrong with come on tell the truth

oh man why you was so hyped I wasn't hyp

why we ain't know you in there why you

smiling like that I was say a picture is

a you know worth

your happy thrilled exalted it was funny

wait P on M man what he

did oh that's he that [ __ ] had his

little root canal showing what you got

what you got an implant he had that

little implant showing Dam first of all

that didn't none of that happened like

that but it's cool it was girls in there

um yeah it was all right it was it was

cool the it was a couple

okay did they acknowledge you did they

know who you were some of them big you

look good I was

hating I went to go look for suits

[ __ ] I said now this [ __ ] [ __ ] lit

right you can't even see the suit that

stupid ass picture you posted I saw of

it yeah no I got

one I sure you Angela Simmons got you

even dressing different like what you

what is wrong with your what you got on

right here this nigga's like 8 n years

old yo but it's cold [ __ ] the wisdom

that comes look what material stop

touching me what fabric is that he don't

even he don't even wear that no more

what's up man what episode is this uh

685 welcome to

episode e is he right I think I'm right

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685 of the jbp I'm the JB let me

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you going to introduce to your co-hosts

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one of these days I'm this ain't your

little content house this ain't your

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yo and you got and you be talking all

that [ __ ] about ish but when you pay the

camera to your

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they no speaking are you czy

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America I ain't no good looking truth

and

truth but they don't speak this [ __ ]

stupid it's all right bro you got it y

you good dog you good uh before we start

I do want to say rest in peace to Eric

montros wow wow North Carolina yeah

really yeah Eric montro

passed yeah we old yo and am fidler and

am fidler yep am fidler legendary writer

producer singer after the trick music

scene Pioneer innovator rest in peace

rest in peace rest in peace MH

now Jonathan maor a [ __ ] come on we

don't even need to we don't need to add

suspense we don't need a

Segway come on let's do it I feel like

we should start with all right the

Jonathan majors verdict is in not guilty

on counts one and three guilty on counts

two and four right sentencing is next

week he got Char the charges were a

misdemeanor and one that was a little

less than a misdemeanor let me find it

so I can give you facts oh there we go

assault in the third degree with intent

to cause physical injury was not guilty

assault in the third degree recklessly

causing physical injury was guilty

aggravated harassment in the second

degree not guilty harassment in the

second degree guilty he's facing a year

in

jail up to a year in jail now these are

not

felonies important to note that does

does anybody know if he has a prior

criminal

record I do not know I assume that he

does not just because of Disney it would

have come out got it definitely would

have come out right I I agree yeah and

so a lot of people have been like you

know talking about what what does

assault actually mean because there's

assault and then there's battery you

know so an assault isn't break it down

big Ma assault is an unlawful attempt

coupled with a present ability to commit

a violent injury on the person or

another

so did you guys think that he was going

to be found guilty of anything no I

really I didn't I didn't I didn't but

Marvel dropped him like a [ __ ] bad

habit you speeding oh sorry forget

Marvel right now okay let's deal with

the case yeah I think you guys may be a

little more knowledgeable than I mhm

when I saw him on the track meet I said

oh he ain't do that [ __ ] he trying to

get away from this white chick he do

that [ __ ] but then somebody said n you

wouldn't have ran like that if you know

you ain't do no

[ __ ] that ain't true that's not true

I don't think that's true either that's

not true I when I first saw it I said oh

yeah he innocent he was hauling ass to

get away from short the same thing

either that or he he took something of

hers and ran with it all of that was the

same behavior that she was addressing on

that leaked audio where he was talking

about ketta

Scott this was the behavior that he was

talking about though yo dog if you're

going to be with me this is kind of how

we got to move all of that extra you

getting drunk [ __ ] attacking me like

that's to go where I'm trying to go look

at all the other successful men in

Hollywood they're married their wife is

the backbone that's the bag he was

trying to get in mhm so to see this play

out like this uh again cases don't play

out on social media uh but lawyers do

utilize social media yeah they do um so

when we saw the footage of him just

running all around all around the town

yeah that looks like it corroborates

your story but it doesn't say I mean I

think I even said in the podcast that

doesn't say that there wasn't some type

of altercation behind closed doors where

people can't see uh I I think that he

got railroaded but that's the difficult

thing with on the trial and they tell

you that they tell you hey when you go

to trial even if you think it's a slam

dunk this is a a jury yeah we can't

predict how that jury will feel how they

going to move and if you guilty on

anything the word then then you're

guilty and and and you pay mhm you it

has to be clear on all counts for you to

be clean and there's a bunch of [ __ ]

that can happen in that

situation that is a charge yes that may

not look like a charge or may not seem

like it should be chargeable off the

word play like when you start talking

about what's the definition of

harassment what's the definition of

assault right and you start breaking it

down especially when you start getting

into the second third degree all that

[ __ ] yes a lot of Men Let Me Be Careful

With My wording here a lot of men that

have

been uh attacked by

women the old thinking was I could grab

them to stop them from hitting me or

attacking me you normally have to go

through that situation to learn that you

can't do that even

because of all the things that could

transpire from that you can't that's

when they start telling you you have to

walk away you have to leave your house

you have to leave wherever this is you

can't lay a hand on her even if it is to

defend yourself and that's where I look

at him a little you can't pick shorty up

and St herur back inside the car sorry I

think that that's the I think I think

that he had that moment of of course he

did what you supposed to no I know that

moment of Revelation he processed it in

that moment and that's why his reaction

was so extreme and was to hul as plus

he's aware that CCTV is [ __ ]

everywhere so it was probably going to

be caught on camera and stuff like that

like he's not stupid that's what you're

wrong not you but him that's what you're

wrong yeah you cannot even under attack

and it's [ __ ] up I'm not on the side

of this but I'm acknowledging it mhm In

the Heat of the Moment you can't pick

her up and attempt to stuff her in the

car he probably had the cab driver on

his side well the C driver took the

stand he was on his side he said he was

going through it back there so he was

trying to get her mobed away carried

away so he could go peacefully but it

didn't work so now I'm running like

[ __ ] Spider-Man all through the

town but unfortunately the jury said we

can't prove that her marks didn't come

from from you attempting to stuff her

back inside the car yeah and then also I

think that a lot of the case played out

like in the court of public opinion

prior to so there was a lot of like

conjecture about his personality and

people speculating like you know that he

was a that he was an [ __ ] a little

bit of like you know kind of like a you

know they said yeah they said behind

closed doors behind behind the scenes

the other dangerous thing with trial

yeah is that the everything is on trial

your body language your facial action

rumor any of that [ __ ] you got to be

Stone stoic compassionate the clothes

you wear the colors that they are all

that [ __ ] is psychology at this point

one of the um court reporters reported

that while she was on the stand he was

sitting at his the defense table reading

the Bible see and that's why I I

wouldn't want to go to Tri cuz I would

want to do some [ __ ] like that I don't

want to hear from the girl that was

attacking me but that comes off wrong to

a jury it that would that potentially

yeah railroaded

he was

railroaded this it's sad sad the crazy

part I'm not going to say that he lost

all that no for real he why won you say

that cuz you responsible for everything

in your life listen he did he did what

any natural person would do like we got

to stop acting like when we get money

our instincts just go away he did what

any natural I'm being attacked I'm being

assaulted I'm being hit nobody's going

to automatically get out the car just

walk away a lot of people wouldn't do

that 90% of [ __ ] won't do that no I think

the mistake is way before that if you

know the direction that you going and

which he did and you knew that shorty

was a liability which he did got you I

see what you're saying okay then

everything after that is on you yeah I

see okay yeah this this wasn't like just

like an anomaly you could tell that this

is how these two get down yeah but

sometimes you sometimes man when you're

in a situation you willing to forgive

and look to the side to give somebody

another chance not not when you got a

reputation believe it or not toxicity is

the number one key in a lot of

relationships being in the toxic [ __ ]

liking that the thrill that come with

toxicity that's is what it is yeah but

when you're playing at a level that he

was playing at you can't Stak the stakes

were so much higher played it so it's

easier said than done we seen a lot of

[ __ ] in this position done did a lot

of [ __ ] but when you say that you right

you do play there no no that's not true

you in the position right this second

where you can't stuff no girl in no car

true and and it don't matter that your

movie number one in the box office you

still in that position light bulb moment

look at that right his head look look

look and actually and know maybe come on

and when you start talking about some

relationships drive on toxicity that

means you accepted it exactly you're not

you're not a victim so you didn't get

railroaded because you accepted that

that that that type of relationship

that's the accountability that he gave

the [ __ ] that leaked he's they've been

through this before and he trying to

school her like yo dog you got to stop

the stupid [ __ ] because we trying to get

up here and what you doing is

detrimental to both of us getting up

here they've been here before you get

what I'm saying like this wasn't new

they've been here before you got to kind

of touch cut your ties if you want to

ascend to a different level I have a

question do you think that he attempted

to make amends with her before trial or

he was just too cocky

or it's possible that his lawyer advised

him to not have any contact with her

what man we don't listen to our lawyers

no you crazy that's not true got

hundreds of millions of dollars

potentially on the table he never said a

word since this came out it's like he

ain't spoke he he's listening to his

attorneys yeah well he did stop that one

fight in the alley that was from his

attorney yeah that was his attorney's

cousins Al the cameraman was attorney's

brother he's been doing non-verbal [ __ ]

which I'm really let down by that

production if Jesse Smet could come up

with what he came up with [ __ ] I expect

you and Disney to conjure up something a

little more uh uh palatable yeah I feel

me is could come up with something dope

than that I feel bad for him though I do

I definitely feel bad

too feel bad for him I do feel bad

horrible I I now I don't think it's over

for him I do think he'll bounce back I I

think he will not not to the I don't

think bounce back he just got to go do

some uh some of the black Christmas

movies

now some Tyler [ __ ] I want I want to

Define back I don't know that he's going

to bounce back he'll bounce what can I

ask a question he is he

is I can't compare this to Robert Downey

Jr right I can't compare this he was

just doing drugs and all that crazy he

white that too but he bounc look what he

did he's white when my mother told me

about him I did my research okay all

right he's white he went to Iron Man

[ __ ] was getting high it was a

different but also he wasn't faed with

like charged with like beating women

yeah different you know it's very very

different it's a different climate today

too even if he would have did that back

then you know what I'm saying not saying

it's not equally as egregious but if you

would have been accused of assaulting a

woman back then it didn't get looked at

in the same manner that it gets looked

at today sh is different and Jonathan

major was just convicted of beating a

white

woman he his his career is over as he

knew it his career is over as he knew it

but I think he knew it is one thing but

to say that he won't bounce back I'm not

betting on that he's a talented dude he

he was the hottest thing smoking he was

the hottest trained moving in terms of

acting and the phone ringing he was he

was you know who was in a similar he's

not going to lose his ability to be that

caliber of actor not and Marvel is not

the only show in town I think in two or

three years he'll pop up in a in a

independent film that's critically

that's crazy he got he got to K he got

to get like a uh start from scratch no

he got to put put forth a Jamie Fox Ray

performance and I think he's got one of

those and then I think all will get

forgiven like you got to exhibit that

type of a performance you know what I'm

saying Netflix will pay him right now

Netflix will pay him right now your

rates go down for the next however many

years oh yeah but if your performance is

through the roof I think he lost the

trial but he won over some of the people

that thought that he beat that girl's

ass because that's not what his charges

or that's not what the case of I don't

think I don't think people look at the

charges a lot of times we don't read the

charges they don't but

but the people that are responsible with

paying him seven and eight figures did

got yeah yeah all of this was I think G

gesturing for Hollywood and the people

with the potential

Shooters we'll see it'll be interesting

to see what actors and actresses um

actually want to put their careers on

the line and like work opposite him

because they're their teams their teams

will advise them he's like to stay the F

care be on the line if you work with him

I'm conf Guilty By Association just the

just the association Hollywood hell

yeah to to right now at this he is

persona non grata that's just the fact

excuse me I know she's another episode

title possibly I know why you so thirsty

for the title if you all want to know

about the [ __ ] group chat when it

comes to episode for the title today I'm

just saying you know I'm on a roll hello

no I think um yeah she's right like a

lot of [ __ ] GNA not touch him at all

and we haven't even gotten to the

sentencing thing if he ends up going to

jail for this [ __ ] jail heting Community

he's not going to jail and not even all

low of community service he's getting

communitys this more than go crazy I'm

I'm being a public figure that they

might crack him with 250 hours that

ain't a lot you crazy the gave CI be 300

hours that's not a lot for doing what

whatever the [ __ ] I can't I'm not got

you got got now is that and when you pop

up there and you cardi do I think cardi

B did 300 I ain't do my 21 uh days or

whatever they got the day 16 I was like

man my face card going to have to get me

off if you going to book me book your

button and [ __ ] ity let me go let me not

snitching on myself I was to say you now

is a bad time to have to finish that up

is there is there any out in this

situation you know a lot of times is he

going to take the hood route a lot of

times when we go through something with

our partner and it's that egregious we

end up being with the lady after like

she's show

face what lady white lady yeah oh she's

fito I'm just saying we know situations

like that is and they go through

something with his girl it get crazy not

I I like where you going not I this is

one of my fears and I'm so glad that we

got our guest coming later for a later

patreon cuz this is one of my

fears with dating white like being

seriously involved with a white woman

but because I'm I'm I would be so

unfamiliar with their psycho level like

culturally I wouldn't know where they

take it I this Probably sounds funny no

no no you don't it don't sound funny at

all you know what it sounds [ __ ] up

all right like with a black with a black

woman I kind of have a don't you do not

well I assume I assume iume that is an

assumption I assume cuz I've dealt with

black women up and down the spectrum and

their psycho levels are different there

are some W yo it's some women I like

that's fine we can maintain the psy

black woman has never had me running

through Time Square you maintain me no

you can't bro listen I've been through

some [ __ ] they just stabbed me and sent

me to the hospital yeah like I'll take

that I was wrong my [ __ ] I would have

prefer I'll take a little St blah blah

yo no I think that I just think it's

it's the person I don't necessarily me I

don't attribute it to the race I've

dealt with some Spanish women that have

been psycho but we know that but we know

that crazy we assume that's what I'm

saying but is it you know we do there's

some of them that don't even raise their

voice so I don't think it's ethnic thing

I think [ __ ] we know those too they put

the doll in the pot [ __ ] right right

there's nothing that they doing got the

sh remember the first time you heard

that a chick you was [ __ ] with was

putting that [ __ ] in the pot and stiring

it up and sometimes your life went

a right he's right [ __ ] left you and

went to see a medium [ __ ] you walk in

door they got all that [ __ ] all the

stuff on the floor I expect that it's a

real story yo a lady hit me the other

day in my DMs she might hit y'all too

cuz I don't know what being scam and

what don't yo lady told me like yo

somebody got some woolly woolly on

you and that I'm dead ass when they've

told me that beforeit me with the same

thing come on is don't fall for that I I

don't know if you look if you go to the

foul cabinet and pull ises foul up and

just read it thoroughly you know there's

a few people out there that put the

woolly woo on him for sure look at this

[ __ ] look look what does that mean come

on man I Age come on you know what that

[ __ ] is great like yo Unbreak My

Heart it's not true bro stop putting

that narrative again y more more or less

on how many hearts you think you've

broken in your life ooh I'm here today

over under yes think just think under

five under seven

did you hear the

question I don't mean like boyfriend

girlfriend broke up she was sad that's

not what I'm saying I haven't had seven

girlfriend women Peri period Jo most of

the women this is a real true story most

of the girls I've ever dealt with

whether we [ __ ] whether we didn't [ __ ]

whether we just had a I could still call

them today and borrow money oh [ __ ] if I

needed to they come through for me it's

not about Dick my relationship ship with

women 90 something High 90s is still

amazing my relationship with them is

still

amazing I don't I promise you dog yo

girls from 10 years ago I could call yo

what up [ __ ] we chop it up like I don't

have no real bad blood with only one

woman I

think in my world my [ __ ]

one you can't call her for no bread or

anything I wouldn't call call it for

nothing you

wouldn't it's two different things I

wouldn't and I can't oh he's right he's

right look at that wisdom right there

he's right I wouldn't call but yeah I

don't have no real issues with nobody yo

I'm fly as hell with most of the women

I've dated this [ __ ] is an idiot what's

wrong with youo I'm just checking I'm

listen just listen to what you yeah yeah

y you stupid

yo all right I feel you listen I really

felt bad for uh and in closing I really

felt bad for him when I saw the Slater

movies that he had

coming like he had a series coming and

he was the main villain in The Avengers

movie that was coming that they was

rolling out around him yeah the whole

universe not just the whole Marvel

Universe he was going to be all them

shits in some type of way that is r army

had a ad with him shorty blew that I

mean it's his fault still but she blew

that for him yeah that's [ __ ] up and

that goes to your point [ __ ] when you

start going up that Lou ladder your

instinct will change they better yeah

crazy you have to start assessing like

is the people around me it's like ready

for this Ascension with me or are they

going to be a detriment to that [ __ ]

Ascension and you snip snip your man a

hoad your man is a high head you know

the the slightest he he going up top on

somebody when you start getting up them

levels he got to start staying home

that's a fact he has to start staying

home yo same thing with like Joe said

your girl it's even worse with we want

somebody committed to the cause [ __ ] the

Loyalty we want somebody that's

committed to the cause is committed to

seeing you do be successful that

believes in your success that's and yeah

n dead ass on that and you got to know

when you've uh when you with a partner

that you're just supposed to use up

until your level

up you got to know when you with this

girl just for this phase of your life

now and the second that you sign a new

deal or meet your the love of your life

you got to get the right way for the

toxic

ho this was cool when I was doing little

Hulu movies and TV shows [ __ ] this

definitely I'm

Kang I am K I ain't you think I'm going

to go be Kang super villain of the MCU

and come home and get walked over you

throwing vosses and apples at

me no still in that Apple no you got to

go back to whatever Orchard you came

from you got to go back

you got to go it's over now you got to

protect yourself back up your little

[ __ ] yo K is

coming I'm in 202 what year I'd be home

looking at the I I would tape calendars

all over the house hey 2024 I got a

reverse engineer this 2023 you got get

the [ __ ]

out but they already filmed the K is

coming they already filmed it with k no

they was going to filming K was coming

oh [ __ ] in 2023 you got to get out hell

yeah I got to lead up to this alone

gotta do push-ups about myself yeah I

can't trust you going to know how to act

at the

premiere I can't trust you going to know

how to act at the Afterparty but the

funny thing is he tried to go right back

to black women after that too you know

that try to go right back to the sisters

next he tried to go right back not just

but not just black woman I that's what I

think that's what she saw that's

hilarious and we could stay there

forever but not just black woman

somebody that understands what comes

with the gig that's true true true

that's big somebody that knows the gig

that's true that's who he got with and

boy is that important extremely some

[ __ ] I don't know how to explain and

don't have the time to explain In the

Heat of the

Moment I agree with that just you going

to the cops

period yeah just you going to the cops

period And I love I just love always

seeing the extremes of women dating like

Megan left the the Christian Church

[ __ ] got with a Disney Thug

yo women to do it won't they they will

change their T in a

heartbeat hurt oh man he looks sad too

they got pict look shocked he looks Co

Jonathan ma stop putting a pictures like

that of my man too looking like that oh

like you

did yeah but you I got a clean one when

you was smiling I I didn't get the one

when you was looking crazy when you

looking thirsty I got the one where you

smile when you look like you belong

there why you still in your moving

clothes like everybody else dressed up

for the gig on the holidays that's how

you want you give a [ __ ] this is new

even that t-shirt what that you got a

trucking company on your phone what the

hell that say and on top of why you hate

so much flip Trucking I'm me what that

[ __ ] say no this is expensive shirt why

you hating so much come on take some

pride in the job man come on this is new

[ __ ] show up for yourself for the

holidays don't disrespect the gig how

you think this is new out the pack

stupid what pack the pack that it came

in how many times you had breakfast then

there nothing on me hey you know what

you bum ass [ __ ] [ __ ] you your wle ass

ass [ __ ] is going on man listen thoughts

love prayers to Jonathan major and and

and the shy Duart yeah and to all of the

other people that this financially

affects because it does it does a lot of

people a lot of people producers writers

everybody managers it's messed up his

family her family

sheesh stuff [ __ ] ins of car what

what kind of car was it or some [ __ ] you

can't it was traffic outside car next to

him taping him yeah he was surrounded I

think he's like I [ __ ] up and you

should be and you supposed to be

stronger than that anyway like why it

was a it was a

struggle well white women hold on longer

yeah white white

women they W their

legs they do

some a black woman would just

punch black woman three piece you you be

shot you want to go back in the car grab

B you just punch me in the face white

women hold on to you they want you to

take them with

no that little leg lock man

oh man come here

Sean Sean don't leave was I'm

sorry I'm scared of that white wage and

she really chased that [ __ ] for like

four blocks she yoga [ __ ] no that's

that that's that's yo he got half a

block up on

me [ __ ] with her after this last time we

called her cuckoo Mel read us Mel tried

to read us no not necessarily and then

when the mic cut off she calls a [ __ ]

cuckoo for two

hours that's a fact yall remember that

yo the mice cut off she went Ham on that

[ __ ]

crazy she y we yo we looked at her like

wait what she had everybody in check

that day oh we in The Matrix yeah we be

in The Matrix said do not walk away from

me no M my girl not too much your but

yeah you oh [ __ ] she checked you she

check I told her about that I that was

fine you came back I blacked out you so

shock don't walk

back walk back God I said that [ __ ] I

know she bed out on us I wasn't it's

cool that's a girl not too much M all

hostage in here she we couldn't even

leave the right time to leave we didn't

care I tried to leave but she stopped me

hold on

Mister Mis um man yo in other news an uh

Anthony Edwards does not want children

even though he's having a child on the

way no he wants him he's having just not

that he doesn't want children with

Shorty du up at

all no no no she ain't having it baby

she took that 100 Grand she took the she

took the money I just took that

allegedly I mean unless you know we've

heard we heard St yeah yeah she might

she might have ran off to Katie Texas

had that bad boy kept that 100 Grand and

kept your 100 and you about to give me

another shout out to the [ __ ] million

shout out to the [ __ ] that gr we I

don't give a [ __ ] how much money I got

[ __ ] I'm going with you to the spot and

I'm sitting in the car watch you I'm

going you to the spot let's pass all the

[ __ ] that's stopping me from going

inside yeah salute salute the Mas yo dog

you could beep this out but I'm on

my my man is going with you to make sure

that everything is good and send me that

report that [ __ ] felt so nasty did you

see the text messages how he was he he

was asking her to show him a video of

him of her taking the meds and here I

have it right here all righty well all

right she sent the picture you know the

picture we all have gotten it

before I still have who who what what

picture might that be for test the I've

never gotten it but go

ahead you never got a picture of

pregnancy test ever oh you just got told

when when you got home yeah that one

time being Camp wait

what yeah I never got that we all got

the picture before I didn't never you

got two G I know both times yeah I never

got that what happened first time

remember he's in control of the house so

he's always home oh she just said it

yeah oh got to got but when she said it

you ain't say with test y moving along I

can't she said the test she said I still

have an appointment on the 27th he said

hell no can't do this oh [ __ ] she said

so now what what a great response he

said get an abortion LOL she said

honestly honestly I had an abortion with

my son around two years ago and I regret

it every single day

let's just throw some silence on this

for a minute I hate when they do that

why they always reach their abortion

limit when it's your

turn hey Ericson I want you to keep the

camera on my face I'm not getting

[ __ ] right now if I'm not ready for a

child and I'm asking you to have an

abortion I don't think now is the time

to call your other 79 abortions to the

carpet whatever's going to get [ __ ] up

in there it's just the

risk whatever

break I don't want to hear all

that now is the time got to have

everyone that pops out from here well

you should have put that in the fine

print anyway Melissa do you have

anything oh what happened I I I

wholeheartedly agree that [ __ ] is that

[ __ ] is [ __ ] stupid and you're

literally appealing to somebody like

hoping for sympathy they literally just

said go get an abortion lol there's no

sympathy here and stop and normally

that's when shorty say I'm about to get

on my ice bag shout to my man freeze I

can raise my P step further ra child

without you I can raise this baby

without you if you don't want to be a

part of his life then just tell me go

ahead never call again true and that's

what happens that's when you got to I

can't even say what you got he's whing

that's that's when the dayline episode

happens no he's

whing he didn't handle that with kid

gloves at all no not [ __ ] all what

what what part there's a lot of dayline

episodes which which one which version

the day line this is one day line This

is a motive I just say that this is this

is anyway he said you ever heard that

you ever heard

he holy [ __ ] oh my

God that's what it just ends up godamn

don't

oh put a pin in that don't get it up

Missy what doesn't stop it from being

true is he home [ __ ] okay anyways keep

going home he got

cousins that's the last thing she need

hey I'm yeah 2500 okay listen he said

man you can't force a kid in the world

you don't know what it is yet see and

that's where you're wrong Mr Edward

he handled this he don't know that

completely wrong oh yeah of course I'm

telling you he couldn't have been

wronger in how he handled this but

listen I also don't know how it feel to

have $300

million he don't either he has 280

million he signed

yes yes I thought it's coming up oh he

will know no he will know what it feels

like they have a billion what I'm

telling 280 is is a lot of millions 280

is enough for me at 280 you we probably

have this talk a little different too

not like this cuz this is foul girl

listen girl look you know where I am in

my life right now mhm you know it's just

not really I would have boy I would have

had to public this on Deck yo she said

she said that's not the point I said I

had an abortion two years ago and I

regrett it he said yeah but I don't want

a kid she said being cool to you is just

going to get an abortion by myself and

you not doing [ __ ] and going about your

day that's being cool to you obviously

you've been through this before just by

your reaction he said I will send you

money to help you out she says I didn't

ask for it but okay you just don't want

a baby is that why you're saying all

this cuz I've been cool with you he says

I don't want kids let's handle this like

grown-ups yeah he's fumbling this he's

wild bad he's wild but you don't know

he's also young I don't think he signed

his contract yet no and my point is this

my [ __ ] he needed to have called

somebody he just did an interview saying

he signed his contract oh listen he this

Big Brothers matter this is where OG's

matter somebody should have walked him

through this [ __ ] don't type another

response send what she send in to me and

I'll send you the proper response she

said okay dot dot dot I'm not trying to

force you to be a dad to a baby you

don't want I just don't like abortions

that doesn't make me wrong if you really

don't want to do this then fine I

won't he

said just take the

pills

[ __ ] as an alternative to having a

physical procedure said you don't care

about no one but you he said you got the

money what's the hold up cuz now you f

to make a problem Jesus he W up he is

bugging you about to take this she said

f to make what a problem exactly I don't

give a [ __ ] I've been nice this whole

time I don't bother you I don't cause no

problems or nothing don't speak to me

like that I told you I would because you

want me to so that's you talk so that's

so that's that you talking about a life

just be somewhat understanding I told

you I'll be home soon boy she's really

master class and how you respond to some

of this [ __ ] that he saying he said

okay make sure I get the video of the

box with the right

pills she

said what other pills would they be

Anthony well sued just making

sure uh then she sent a video

she says so I send you what you asked me

and then it's [ __ ] me cuz he went quiet

you're going to ignore me now he says my

attorney going to handle it oh my Lord I

must have missed this slide I saw that

[ __ ] she said you said you said we were

handling it ourselves and then when I do

my part you turn your attorney hasn't

even responded just do what you said you

would I did my part you can send it

within 48 Hours he said he's supposed to

well he hasn't responded uh well he

hasn't responded to not once still no

response please stop playing and then

the message cuts off no you you you you

is that right there is missing a bunch

it was a whole bunch of [ __ ] when he was

like yo with the video oh send the video

yo I haven't even taken or received

anything he said send the video and this

is just November 26 why are you

repeating the same [ __ ] he said the

video

yo said I was asleep okay he said

where's the

video and that's that's all I got

mhm so you saw that there was the

pending transaction of the wire M of the

okay yeah he got off easy by the way

what 100 Grand 100 Grand boy oh boy

[ __ ] and I hate to tell you shorty

sound kind of cool she does sound like

shorty sounds like yo [ __ ] it was me

and you we was cool I'm not trying to

hold you hostage you just talking to me

like a dog one and yo you're not going

to walk me there you not going to see to

it that the procedure gets handled

accordingly the going rate for the

abortion for [ __ ] of this St is a quar

million up I'm about to say a half yeah

it's a quar million 250 well yeah the

quarter million that these sneaky [ __ ]

was paying was a few years ago too so it

might be a little higher might three huh

might be three 3 350 yeah you got to

start at 350 now 100 D getting it done

he lucky that I don't know what town she

from maybe Canada or some [ __ ] she might

be again she sound kind of you ain't

doing that to no new y the don't say the

k word she sound kind of cool you like

them look N word he talking to shorty

like a little rough my [ __ ] cuz

honestly this is where this is where he

excels at hold on he says [ __ ] like this

now they going to hear it and they going

to feel and and [ __ ] with is I see your

tricks say what she sound kind of cool

salute to her so now she making her feel

good [ __ ] I'm not make think about

what's going on or you going to do is

tell him that he got a girl like he did

all night at the Angel Simmons party yo

get off that's so annoying when you got

to what you was about that I was going

to say if you were in his position and

you had the you know the mentality that

you have currently what would you how

would you have responded to her what

would you have said I could have been in

his position if I'm up 300 million or if

I'm at 30 grand I think that somebody

needs to be handled accordingly you know

what I'm saying like somebody got a life

growing inside their body we've all been

there right we've all had well I know

the two of us have I don't know what y

abortion Ratio or record is but we the

PE we've had some abortions yo dog is

still a human being you talking to you

know what I'm saying I think that you

just need to be more polite it's a very

delicate situation somebody got a that's

you don't know that to be true at the

time you talking to her I know but so

you have to act and we know a lot of

women that take the money and act like

they going to get the abortion and take

the money we know a lot of women that

will get the money and don't be pregnant

that's what I'm saying yeah so he don't

but you still have to you're right for

public

and you know you're athlete you know

what I'm saying he's a top 10 top 15 top

15 [ __ ] in the NBA right now you have

to address this accordingly you can't

just be some Cutthroat ass [ __ ] yo fam

send the vid my [ __ ] I don't want yo yo

yo [ __ ] with your body going through

send the vid like I think that's crazy

it is you hear what I'm saying so you he

even if even if it wasn't genuine he was

supposed to be way more caring way more

polite way more

diplomatic yes I'm a fly a Nur to you BL

blah BL my mom's going to call my

sister's coming out there yes yes yeah

DN I thought we took all the precaution

that we needed to my my mother going to

call you boy you a

pro shout out to M yo she is the medium

media you got to have a woman close to

you to let her know in a nice way that

you don't want no baby yeah come on

because again if she really was pregnant

by him my [ __ ] she could L she could

have had that [ __ ] hanging out the dry

mhm 300 million not counting what your

endorsements package look

like 100 Grand she could have been on 50

a month I would have just sent that

[ __ ] a gotcha meme I

gotcha

aha no I can I no I can force a kid in

the world and I will contingent upon how

you continue to handle this so go get

with your people you are talking a

little too rough give me your lawyer

what's your lawyer number ashy let's

just do this the right way sck could

stuck the lawyer is not replying oh he

don't want to reply cool I got a reply

for him sure enough hey every hour leave

my [ __ ] sitting there it's going up it's

going up I need more and I'm moving to

La I live in LA now you know with the

girl bought place that's what the girls

do they get that baby and move right to

La where the laws is going to work in

their favor give me now give me 70

million now I want $70 million because

I'm a mom now I quit my only fans page

and I'm a mother I want 100 a month Bro

[ __ ] that 100 it would have been around

there yeah 50 a month I want a 100 a

week [ __ ] you got it you nice I seen

you dunk on somebody last week and got a

and you got a three ball and you and you

was on the Olympic team all of that yeah

I need 100 a week you one of them like

yo I think he just handled it crazy I

think his his people needed uh to

intervene so what do you think about the

apology he issued yeah he issued an

apology I thought he didn't issue

apology timber wolves did a good job

someone wrote the hell out that apology

blah blah blah LLC wrote a hell of a

response what yeah that might have been

a Timberwolves Vikings

collab all publicist on De the governor

of Minnesota had a [ __ ] write that you

know how much he is to that economy you

crazy

yeah yeah they'll get him right yeah and

be careful it's the season ass baby

that weather get cold that [ __ ] that

[ __ ] get warm rain for two days

straight oh my God and don't play SWV

rain while you're in

there down on me oh my God

[ __ ] that's when she start coming first

that you feel that [ __ ] all over your

[ __ ] oh I know that sh

touch this is so nasty right that just

happened God know what he did now

anyway uh let's see

here and Shout to Fashion noa's little

Christmas line these girls looking good

out here for the

holidays seen a couple pieces I all

right girl yo some of that men [ __ ]

don't look

bad look at you about to wear some

fashion NOA me you [ __ ] right

they gave me a they didn't merge with

bberry so gave me a check I'm going tell

on you later to our guess cuz you elst

too you

bis you

burgus all right

now we have not done a secret santa up

here took things into my own hands

though but Parks got me a gift man I did

man nice so y'all can talk I'mma I'mma

unbox it on air okay just to see if it's

some mut [ __ ] it's R pretty nice I I

didn't wrap it good

actually let me look it did good bring

that yeah you got to use your strength

for that Cory that a no little box I've

give classes bro oh you know how to rap

good what yeah but you got to buy the

gift n I'll show my man how to rap all

right look at this this is not an ad so

it's not a ad all right that [ __ ] got

Staples on it n he got the slant SW one

way and it's

flat look at listen man nice paper

though it's nice paper now we can tell

that guys came rap gifts I'm in that

club as well uh thank God for

Nordstrom's neeman's gift uh rapping

yeah the the store didn't have the

option so I had to had to do it myself

and normally I would just bring it in

and be like y here the gift opener I am

I like to take a peek I like to see if I

could oh I can't

[Applause]

hey no man what is it oh you going to

make cry what is it a oh poor

you get the [ __ ] out rock on oh that's

what I thought too that would have been

my second

guess told you I get some now you don't

got no excuse now you don't got no

excuse that's F there go there we go

that's fly Parks thank you so

much that's fire what a great GI that's

fire this is fire man and I think that

[ __ ] works with the [ __ ] you use too and

the uh that's fire you lucky I got to

work right

now that's dope [ __ ] up that's dope I

don't want to hear no more excuses

neither yeah that's it I'm here rco

going to tear your

[ __ ] than I appreciate that D now I

got to get y some fly [ __ ] you call dboy

and get a set I don't need to call

it stop playing man you play around too

much all right was definitely out of the

uh secret santa budget it was that's hey

your Secret Santa budget was brok hell

shut up talk about $50 you hacking broke

to a [ __ ] that pay you one of the

salaries is crazy cuz I pocket watch

yall other salig getting money out here

talking about some $50 secret santa the

whole point of secret Santa and also

being that inexpensive is for the gifts

to be funny you know what I mean like

quirky of course you never worked in a

corporate environment I told I never wor

yes I did you I worked at Sears and I

worked at the whips that's not not

corporate that's fuing

corporate as a corporation but you were

sales but they were corporate I had to

go to the corporate office to get the

key for the Wiz when I wanted to steal

[ __ ] to open the back

door I couldn't steal without talking to

corporate oh my God so tell us the gift

you wanted to get us tell us you can say

it don't give me no broke gift I won't

the trash ain't going to think it's

funny no [ __ ] way I'm going [ __ ]

say it right now I'm throwing your [ __ ]

in the [ __ ] tell the guys what you

plan on getting not even the normal

trash to shoot you know what I'm going

to stop talking to you okay I'm going to

stop talking to you just say what you

plan on getting us tell us snitch told

you snitch say it go ahead it's audio

broadcast funny socks she I don't

remember I'm guessing funny socks no

it's some [ __ ] where I don't remember

okay

man I was going to get you guys this

book

that says I'm dead now

what it's basically where you put all

your passwords and information that you

want to pass on to somebody if anything

happens to

you holy [ __ ] she tried to kill us she

triying to kill us make sure these

bottle waters are sealed she told me

that [ __ ] on the phone I said okay I

said okay that's that's fire I was I was

is you see the pragmatism in the gift

right M I think that that that's where

the kind of like you know where can you

explain the pragna the prerogative to me

explain what the prerogative was the

Piranhas yeah what explain to me what

happened take it away man I asked you I

I saw it you see the pragmatism in the

gift right okay I get it is that another

is that just another word for

goofiness no you

know sensible Sensible you didn't get

the gift yes I ordered it I did got the

gift don't bring that in for me I'm

trying to I'm tell you that that's up

alley though to be honest give that to

them I'm not it sounds cute that's up

your Alle not not on Christmas give that

to me in March just in a morning on a

Thursday got it okay she like oh here y'

I thought about you that ain't no

Christmas gift okay maybe you're right

about that that was a Christmas gift

don't come bring me aad Thanksgiving and

Christmas and yeah part smoke that [ __ ]

yeah I got to hug this [ __ ] later fly

I'm throwing that in the trash of come

no okay I'm going to give it to you in

March I'm going to give it to you in

March that dog when the nail salon every

year the nail SL Joe

Joe yo if I did that you'll say

something but go ahead that's what they

be saying to me right I know Joe here

mer Christmas thank you I walk right out

to the nearest trash and put it right in

there I don't need the calendar I don't

need that lotion you put on my hands

every week like it's not banging I

already have 30 of the greatest lotions

ever made in my drawer my drawer can't

even fit no more

lotion all right now all right come on

it's it's a do

counts no think hard no no that's

[ __ ] so you out and throw the gifts

away yes some people I don't you don't

value their thoughts any other time of

the year you don't think that they could

conjure up yo you stupid a nice enough G

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I'm Burger SWAT [ __ ] they talking about

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got a little match up this weekend what

you think what you think I'm scared of

y'all I'm scared of y'all too no never

why he y'all sucking up this weekend but

y'all got two good running backs Cowboys

could get ran on that's true that's true

so I'm scared I don't even care about

our offensive line is banged the [ __ ] up

though so I'm worried about mik of

feasting you

can't tackle nobody [ __ ] you really

be down after a loss man you got nah you

know what happens I tell the truth yo I

just tell the truth I I'll assess our

team I'll say what we strong at I'll say

what we weak at most fans be like no we

the greatest we could be no no I do like

the fact that it's in Miami I I like us

for that reason yo they they showed all

of the games in Miami the Dolphins they

sit on one side of the field oh yeah

right that's called home field literally

real [ __ ] yo and the Sun comes around so

by the second half of the game it's 30°

hotter on a on a opponent side yeah and

said yo the the the opponent be over

there [ __ ] up off of heat exhaustion

because it's beaming on him in Miami

they said uh the the Patriots got some

special made [ __ ] where it air

conditions their side of the

cuz they know that that's what they do

all of that sounds right to me yeah it's

home field advant it should exist it

would sound right weasel the Yankees

build the new the new stadium with a

short right and still won't hit home run

short

right yeah I can't make sense of it I

have a topic written down here that I

think is hilarious but I don't want Mel

or anybody else to get offended go ahead

uhoh are black women purposely wearing

bad wigs to attract which rich white men

you think that's our bag well I'm not

I'm not a rich white man you are a rich

white man rich in spirit yeah mad

Spirits oh

man you think the white dudes be

attracted to the bad wig or they just

don't know about we don't know better I

don't know better nether I saw I saw

this picking up steam around the

internet I don't know the and I was like

holy [ __ ] I never thought of that I

never thought that's hard they don't

that's that's taking the damsel and

distress thing to the next level if

you're doing that because Rich wh men

just like that look like so they can

come save you or like you need them or

whatever the psychology

is y'all think that's totally off Bas oh

y I just don't think I don't think the

rich white men know it's a bad way at

all I don't know it's a bad do you think

they're attracted to the bad wig some

white people don't even know it's a wig

yeah yeah D they white they used to look

at so nice luxurious accept long yeah

they they'll accept that [ __ ] they think

it's blonde for

real look at your face I'm so blown away

by that I never thought that's kind of

fly if that's the

angle they wouldn't ask our sister what

what type of hair that is they just

accept yo do do do the the white women

be coming up to you saying let me feel

it no no they definitely don't anine no

that used to be a thing I'm lying that's

white girls they they ask you like white

girls are like oh my God can I touch

your hair no [ __ ] like your pet yeah ch

ch

ch I'm telling you white black girls

punching them in their face in the

bathroom [ __ ] don't touch my hair knock

your [ __ ] head off N I don't know

about the older the older rich white

dudes they might be coming for the damn

Zone distress Black Box I think that's a

great little I I I think it's hard your

brain is do you think that's a

possibility no I don't think that I

think I don't think that I think it's

deeper than that I don't think it has

anything to do with the hair I think

that they just look at black girls as

like let me get some strange on the

side let you get some what so sorry I

keep pulling these phrases out that you

guys haven't heard before and that might

be yeah let me get some wait what was

that terminology you just say let me get

some strange on the side yeah I maybe I

lived in the financial district too long

and I was around like you can't say that

oh sorry I'm just repeating if phrase

that they use I thought I have heard

that term and I think the term usually

means some cheating stepping out no I've

heard let me get something strange for

some change I heard that say strange I

don't think that you should refer to

black women as strange period not but

this is what even if that's the saying

but I ain't about to serious this out

you can't you can't enforce that

[ __ ] I think the I think the phrase

I could be wrong I could be wrong I feel

like the term strange means not your

girlfriend it's some strange vagina

meaning it's not the vagina that you're

used to I think specifically strange

about no black vagina yeah

something do you think that I'm not all

knowing in this I don't know some

strange but even if what parks is saying

is right I think that's wrong oh it's so

wrong it's I thought something strange

had to do with something

freaky no I think strange like I said I

don't think it's race related I think

it's just some I don't think it's race

related new vaginas I I don't think it's

race related I'm saying side box yeah

let me get some strength give me some

head I didn't think it was

[ __ ] do some do some [ __ ] you wouldn't

usually doing your [ __ ] your

relationship and I'll pay you oh you got

it I think that's taking it another step

forward so think another yo who you

think is on the genius side of that he

stop you already on the genius side of

what the the man or the

woman he thinks the women are that's a

good question I I thought the women

were

okay but I see what you did there I

didn't even I didn't even do that you

y'all [ __ ] me up I got you that could

be genius on both

sides I'mma point out the bad wig in the

spot I know she need a couple dollars

yeah they they should be cheap to

house but Park said the white man can't

tell about the wigs they'll take some

radiators I can [ __ ] her with a radiator

in the

crib yo the [ __ ] that make the the noise

sh

bang

bang um come on what else is important

up there what else is important up there

that is hilarious show all right did you

guys see the um post that the actor

Christian keys made I don't know who

that is Christian okay so um he's a

writer producer he's an actor um one of

his TV shows that's on BET plus right

now is called all the Queens men it's

starring um Eva Marcel it's a uh Tyler

Perry produced project or EP project

what what you always put us on some

[ __ ] no this this was not this was

not the point we don't have bet plus we

don't watch Queens of Kings this this

was not my point we don't know who the

[ __ ] this [ __ ] is you talk okay I'm

just surprised that you guys did not

cross your timeline let

me okay can you please say Christian

Keys opens up about sexual harassment by

a quote unquote powerful man in

Hollywood I saw that and scroll right by

I didn't watch it though he was sitting

[ __ ] right he was yeah yo you who the

man well there's a lot of speculation as

to who the man is so we I'm not going to

do that um thank

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God tell me my e later yeah yeah

yeah all right so what you got on this

um I just thought it was interesting

because of course I'm going to say I

think he's very brave

um as a man coming forward to talk about

being a victim of sexual harassment in

this industry well he doesn't dribble at

all he doesn't have any free throws on

the season he doesn't have any assists

it feel like but he getting threes

up that's the stuff we can't have it's

frustrating I think we'll figure it

out sorry it was too

tempting [ __ ] you all right so you think

he was Brave I think he was Brave for

coming forward and it was just

interesting to like you know kind of

look at the com a lot of people offered

support but a lot of people were like

put a bullet on that [ __ ] name or

shut the [ __ ] up and I was just

like Jesus Christ people are really

[ __ ] entitled and [ __ ] like that you

don't feel like he should put a bullet

on the name it's just why speak about

all I don't because I don't think that

it's very easy for victims of anything

to come forward and say you know what's

happened but I think that his point for

saying it is it's not just happening to

women that is happening to men but men

seem to treat it kind of like a joke you

know

look at all your faces look at all your

faces now this is some of the most

boring [ __ ] out no we I said this before

nobody cares about [ __ ]

getting you say I said yo if a man gets

sexually abused nobody cares if that

happens to a man so now we're in a room

come on let's be a killed come on come

on let's all get sad right now no it's

not about

sad no don't give a f get your protest

nobody don't give a [ __ ] nobody cares

nobody cares unpack it though folks

right now in this moment I think the

proposed uh allh versus all black Pro

Bowl football game was a much more

interesting conversation what what so uh

Rashard mendenhal former football player

retired he put out a tweet saying I'm

sick of average white guys commentating

on football you're not even good at

football can we please replace the pro

ball with an all black vers allh Pro

Bowl so these cats can stop trying to

teach me who's good at football I'm

better than your

goat

zier friend of the show shout out to

trenches posted uh well so there was

another gentleman uh Will Compton that

said I like what we have a white white

man said I like what we have in house

coaches QB RB fullback o line tight end

defensive end and intangible linebackers

we're getting cooked on the back end but

with a smart game plan and a good run

game we should be able to

win and Z Franklin said that's crazy

analysis game but we're going to bombb

on youall 49 to7 respectfully

I'm rocking with Z I'm rocking with Zer

too man I there I don't know if there's

a white cornerback in the league and

Tyreek Hill is gonna go absolutely

[ __ ] crazy on your smart

linebackers oh listen Travis Kelsey

George KD and Christian mcaffrey on the

same team is scary it is with Cooper cup

and uh oh [ __ ] and Cooper cup yeah and

Adam thel maybe Adam th he's he'll gets

a slot He he'll get a slot this is

That's funny

though 49 to7 I'm with Z on this one bro

stop there's no wi there's no secondary

on the white team yeah zero

secondary we're going to line up four

wides who the [ __ ] going to stick step

and AJ and

Jefferson come on stop yo I'm with Y I

just throw it as far as you could throw

it dog any direction just throw that

[ __ ] all right I would be remiss to not

talk about one of the greatest tiny

desks I ever witnessed that [ __ ] was

amazing by far the best rap tiny desk

ever Happ I couldn't think of that was

ridiculous Scarface man one of my

favorite MC's of all time one of the

most underappreciated MC's of all time I

would say probably the one either one or

two on the most underappreciated MC's of

all time oh no he's up he has pop top as

he should he's in my top 10 every time

Scarface blessed us all with a trip up

to Tiny

desk was privileged enough to have Mike

Dean with him up Mike Dean boy as he

should Kanye beef aside he was

destroying those keys it's good to know

the songs that I hold that I revered

this way it's good to know that they

were stoned out of their mind when they

when they wrote

this but he's black so he got one strike

against

Scarface that was a really great hip-hop

50 treat for me word that might have

been one of the best of the year yeah

that felt that was just Feelgood Vibes I

don't I don't have a take I'm just super

appreciative to to face I think face

another [ __ ] that wrong for me on the

Spade table yo why do all y'all

entertainment [ __ ] run from me on the

Spade table especially now I got a

couple dollars I can't find a spade game

honestly it's frustrating they heard how

nice your father was huh they heard how

nice your father was hey no ion team I

don't care you can put it on him that's

senior that's senior that's Senor I

ain't going to hate on him the Apple

ain't fall I ain't going to hate on him

at all shout out to Scarface uh what do

we think of this Metro vers Drake stuff

still happening few people tried to tell

me Drake was shooting at me too I don't

care I don't have a response I don't

think it's about me anyway I think it

was about Metro too that was definitely

about Metro what gives you the clues uh

cuz Metro deleted a tweet that he posted

about him I forgot what exactly what the

Tweet was I don't even know what the

beef is over honestly at this point to

the rest of you the non-believers The

Underachievers the tweet and deleters oh

you guys make me sick to my stomachs fam

honestly if you guys want to look in my

eyes you guys want to do something you

guys that's what I thought no that's

what I thought why man why Canadian like

this rest of you that's your man to the

rest Metro says the non-believers whoa

calm down Jamal don't pull out the nine

calm down

Jamal I thought that was such an

appropriate response because that's how

you want to respond to some of these

[ __ ] that's on this this this [ __ ]

today

on talented cast I don't really I don't

even remember what the beef is about

because Metro uh felt like Drake was

getting all the awards or all the

nominations for best album and he felt

like his was overlooked he tweeted it

deleted it then it's been this it's just

been this Metro Alum was fire though it

was fire it was really fire you can't

jump at the camera my [ __ ] you can't

jump at the what what say

something so that's what oh fam [ __ ]

what oh okay thought you had something

to say

what yeah they better not let me get no

money boy I'm a what you going to do

what yeah what would you do huh how

different would you be you already went

to Angela Simmons party hairless exactly

[ __ ] what else you going to do you

already act like you got a A Millionaire

ready the way how how was your

colonoscopy you didn't't even tell us

like oh yeah what was what was that like

how do we not get a report on that you

went to sleep you sleep [ __ ] [ __ ] how

how did you feel when you woke up did

you feel

different this [ __ ] was inflammatory

[ __ ] felt a little

loose Foot Loose Foot Loose get that

[ __ ] put you to sleep and put the two

fingers in there jiggle it up a little

bit come on and get it nice and

right how was it when you woke up