69

wait how come I don't have the condom all right see now cuz you're not real Rory [ __ ] hey are we recording right now

okay I will name this podcast later episode what number are we really on and

number no no baby baby baby baby baby baby we're on 69 baby really yeah dick

you wouldn't know that one much more than me hey hey hey here hey this is my

humble opinion 69 is very overrated I don't like it at all very overrated I want to go in want

to go and I can't when you're like all9 is overrated 69 is for kids the way

that titty [ __ ] is for kids and it's like why you want come on let's not discredit a good titty [ __ ] no that's

gross and weird see that's the Irish in you talking black [ __ ] we ain't got time to be [ __ ] pressing our tits

against our dick against your chest when there's mad good holes on you wait what

kind is that like a I like it face what is what's happening over there [ __ ] Sam is oh my bad I mean Deborah's Here

Deborah I feel like 's friend looks like comar Sam Sam is the girl in a that's

Rory's uh friend or whatever he tells people I don't know the way she said I don't have titties uh valid I keep

telling Rory to get you some but I don't know what's happening at his job damn can we Mark for all this

editing that's about to happen Care Credit all righta shut the [ __ ] up man all right I will name this podcast later

episode number 69 I'm unsure about that but I won't fact check it but Marissa says it's so and because I know she's a freak I'm just going to take her word

for it on anything that has to do with 69 hello how you know she's a freak [Music]

e and we're off we're off

Wikipedia Instagram all right so I know we're doing all of this joking today but one of my main concerns coming in before

we did this podcast was and as I expressed to Rory last night uh actually

before I get into that let's let's delve in Del uh delve into my ADD for a minute last night New York show Joe Buton in

New York for the final time at BB Kings l i put you on the guest list you didn't go you not real you wasn't there Y and

I'm going to snitch on L on her way up she asked yo what did Joe do yesterday she know what it was no no l

didn't do that L's my [ __ ] see what happens when we and L don't see each other for a long time we going have to

talk baby we going to talk but anyway last uh last night BB Kings the energy

was just real different in there it was very different I think everybody left there with the uh same idea that that

probably was one of the better Joe Button shows for some reason I actually knew the words to a significant amount of songs and I was really proud of

myself you're a Joe Button fan am I cuz I could have sworn that uh no not a Jace

I'm a supporter and friend I wouldn't go see this is what happens a lot no no no you have to remember her idea of fan is

TI allisan so I don't know if we can use the word fan with you fan to her is what

Stan is to the rest of us she does obsess over you yeah she doesn't want she doesn't follow you around the

country yeah hey I don't follow him I only follow him around the Tri State and I that's debatable she ended up working

for me and living with me that is true she might have followed me around the country or New Jersey what a hoe we did

go to Miami together we did go to Miami together that's when we saw Derek Ward out there we did we saw Dereck Ward at

the pool good he's a [ __ ] he is anyway um all right so where we at there's our

headline so where we and again to those of you who don't normally listen to this podcast [ __ ] is in by no means a

derogatory term toward homosexual people straight people are [ __ ] all right

Tada y every time I say something that could get me in trouble Rory and Marissa shut up y'all are [ __ ] y'all are such

[ __ ] FKS man I will be a [ __ ] in this corner all right so I was expressing the Rory that I was concerned

because too much serious [ __ ] was happening in the universe this week like too much [ __ ] that you couldn't even

joke about there is nothing to joke about so and so much of it has occurred that I don't really know where y'all

want to start anything could be a lead story today so I defer to my A and B I

mean my B and C or my friends or my associates or people that I just keep close cuz y'all might stab me in the B I don't know whatever y'all are that was

an offensive one that no that that didn't speak to y'all that speaks to my paranoia okay um I went from a letter to

a backstabber kind of weird how did I get hit with the c though why did I get to see see oh you're paranoid I said

nothing about who was you said BC you did the hand movements I'm left-handed my left hand will go first whatever you

got to delve deeper all right so where do you want to start we can start anywhere I have a lot to say about the

NBA that's last on my list I have a lot to say about Stanford dude that raped that girl behind that dumpster while she

was unconscious that got sentenced to 6 months and with good behavior it's down to 3 months and he can get off earlier

than that before 3 months I got a lot to say about that and he'll be protected inside the Jil I got a lot to say about

all the new details and discoveries that keep being made available regarding the Orlando shooting mhm uh biggest mass

shooting that we've had in the country how many confirmed dead we have to F check that's 49 dead the 50th was the

gun man I have a lot to say about that and only cuz my memory is bad but I know

if I dig in my phone it's at least three more serious things that have occurred that I wanted to discuss the world is

[ __ ] up yeah the world is [ __ ] up I start with Stanford only because

Stanford is such a such a pristine University ivy league yes yes M

yes I'm a 10th grade Dropout so pardon my ignorance actually not fact cheing but I'm in terms of these things I think

Stanford is Ivy leak feels right feels prestigious so for those of you

unaware I think this kid name and I'm not checking right this second was Brock Brock Turner Brock Turner yeah Brock

[ __ ] Turner M I don't think you get a whiter name than Brock Turner

first of all I don't even trust no [ __ ] named Brock dog like why is your name

Brock that automatically leads an over analytical Virgo to the decisionmaking

of your parents well his parents are [ __ ] [ __ ] too you saw the letter his father I didn't need to see that his

name is Brock that's all you need that tells me that somewhere along the in the

lineage something the screw is loose so Brock Turner thought that it was

okay to go to a party hey Brock I'm with you so far I like I love parties y

parties are great all right so far so good part check Brock so far in this story Brock seems like an okay guy right

with you we are [ __ ] with you because I think that is a big disconnect I like

to see I'm big I watch forensic fouls I watch all of that psychology [ __ ] so I can assess people's behavior real big on

non non-verbal communication I watch all of this [ __ ] because people's brains

intrigue me the way that you know different people just conceptualize different and they just have different

perspectives Brock I want to put me and you on the same Accord you and I whatever I want to put us on the same

Accord so far in this story me and my co-host are with you we like parties

we're at this [ __ ] party right now Brock went to the party and seen some [ __ ]

drunk Brock guess what when I go to the parties I look for drunk [ __ ] too

that's I'm with you a little no I do okay little I do I don't know if the co-hosts are fully here now not totally

on your page are you seeking drunk women no I said nothing about seeking I'm a word Smith no I'm not SE drunk [ __ ]

are annoying and too many other variables to play with I don't want a babysit a drunk [ __ ] number one I leave

my drunk for number two I don't drink so a chick drinking is really annoying to me there a there's a million reasons

that I don't [ __ ] with a drunk chick however some instances drunk women are

just what the situation calls for mhm in a fun way depends on the situation burn energy yeah yeah we're on energy still

for the actual party yes time we're going to turn the [ __ ] up you're not going to be sitting there on your phone so regardless of what our personal

preferences are I would like to think that the percentages are pretty high in terms of

the success rate of [ __ ] smashing drunk girls at clubs or parties right

pretty H so still Brock is not so off here in his thinking right [ __ ] if Cosby was whing Brock could look at at a drunk

[ __ ] I don't mind him but Brock is also drinking at this point so it's my he's in college Brock right so he's just

having a good old have a blast Brock yeah have fun it's F okay this is where you lose me he's

100% C he khis those [ __ ] and those [ __ ] pointy boots that you be wearing oh yeah no no no Brock had on some

speres he didn't have on the boots I wear some what some spes the bow shoes yeah no socks oh my God no yes yes and

put TI around on top of like my dad 100% like Boys to Men in the mtown Philly video yes I'm rolling with that yeah yep

so anyway this is where you lose me Brock I don't want to laugh at this it's

not funny but every time I say I could make sense of suicide people think that I'm crazy I just want to show you the

world that y'all live in well we I guess BR different saw the

girl somehow the girl drunk too much and one thing led to another and Brock

decided it was okay to drag the unconscious girl behind the dumpster I I think Brock was getting some Rhythm and

took that Rhythm as I'm killing no matter what hey and this has been a big topic of conversation amongst the guys

in my crew because this is big amongst the male community that men do not know

how to read signals from women which is why when [ __ ] say yo the hose is on Deck they're never on

Deck they are away from deck anytime a [ __ ] says yo the hes is on deck and they ready not only is there never a the

latter part is the best and they're never ready they're never ever ready I

run when a [ __ ] says that I got two with me and they're both ready Brock thought that she was ready yeah no she

was in an unhealthy State not able to take care of herself Brock took it upon

himself to sexually abuse and assault this woman I only know this because of the charges that exist they're very

serious charges and there's three of them and the degree of them are not like this ain't no [ __ ] Brock was back

there whing this only stopped because two party goers saw them and broke it up

had this not stopped we would have no knowledge of it and Brock took his ass home and that girl laid there unconscious sexually abused behind a

dumpster outside a college party from a white kid who's been privileged his entire life I already took pictures I

read I don't know if that's true he took pictures during nothing would shock me in this story anymore I've seen and read

enough to not be shocked because if that were not

enough that's me banging on the table by way if this were not enough so this is a big story now

because they go to court and the prosecutor I mean the uh defendant cuz

you know the kids parents got some money so they got a good lawyer the defendant come the lawyer comes in and says yo the

kid he's first offense comes from a good family he won't be able to survive in

jail um potential Olympic swimmer he's not a threat to the public and all of

this stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] and the judge bit judge ate that [ __ ] up like a piece of

cake so the prosecutor takes this story and it starts to go viral and and me I don't even believe it that's how absurd

it sounds and then the more you give time time more is revealed and now

exactly that sentiment that the prosecutor spoke of starts floating around there's a Facebook support Brock

Turner family support page yes Rory there is are you [ __ ] and on the support page there is a meme I guess you

would call it an illustration of a older woman talking to a younger woman saying

we should teach our daughters not to drink so much wow are you [ __ ] on the

support page [ __ ] me these white people are raising money to pay for the

kids legal expenses they on the Facebook page

saying that the kids's life is forever altered dramatically the [ __ ] [ __ ] his

life man and he will be under dur unwarranted oh but what about this

[ __ ] Girl's Life who's going to have that flashback for the rest of her life you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] anybody that supports him well what do you mean the

nerve of that black girl being unconscious behind that dumpster interrupting the way of privileged white

men that are horny that girl have some nerve being

right there never heard a [ __ ] drink and have a good time at a [ __ ] party oh we're supposed to watch ourselves

because you guys can't [ __ ] Contin let me tell you something see I I see we play around with the fake massag and

this [ __ ] just because it's funny but any of us who have have s medicated

before know what it's like to be in a state where you're unable to fend for yourself

right see that's man that's man or woman this is not gender specific what I'm talking about anybody who is familiar

with minor mood altering substances you kind of see that's when you kind of depend on and rely on

Humanity let me tell you something last year when I broke my [ __ ] foot changed the way I looked at the world I

was unable to fend from myself out in the world on crutches and took other people who identified with that to open

a door help me up a curb the tiniest things were big obstacles for me just

change the way that I viewed things same same [ __ ] same [ __ ] so the judge went to

Stanford cuz we on this long but it's important so we find out that the judge went to Stanford how could he even be

allowed on the [ __ ] thing which to me represents an extreme conflict of interest right and I have not attended a

law school neither have I but that sounds like a [ __ ] should I haven't attended left every school that I

attended I left VTech G left hair school I had gotten a

I think a speeding ticket or something and I went to norc uh judge [ __ ] and I'm

in a fraternity the judge happened to be in a sorority we had no affiliation with each other or knew each other but

somehow they knew and I had to get moved to a whole different [ __ ] part of the

court system and get a whole new court date cuz they thought just because we had a Greek letter that that's a

conflict of interest but yet they go to the same the same [ __ ] amam and a way more serious case and oh

no it's not a conflict of interest and you're like a athlete face of Stanford you're about to maybe be an Olympian is

that not a cont now he never will because the Olympics have banned him for life which is amazing um but what's what

scares me the most too is just they were going on the hole he won't be a threat to society I can like rape is a very

tricky crazy subject and there's like Blurred Lines in certain sit there's no blurred line here like this girl had

injuries like he really assaulted this girl he is a threat to society that's dangerous see and I'm extremely

sensitive to this um because I'm of the

belief just speaking in terms of the women that I know

personally a large percentage uh a large percent out a large percentage of the

women that I am friends and Associates with have endured some type of sex

sexual abuse [ __ ] even if no one knows about it

yeah see that's why I'm real slow to judge some of the Instagram hoes

mhm because some of that [ __ ] is coming from where PE attention the drug

attention baby baby baby all right see I'm just I my brain can connect too many things so let me I think this is a good

point what you're about to make but it's also I don't want to go off on the tangent is it important I think it is it is cuz undiagnosed too and they don't

realize a lot of those scenarios were sexual assault too and that leads to why they act how they act attention is such

a dangerous dangerous thing mhm and we all react to it

adversely now this is a very minuscule kind of example I'll give but so

somebody was supposed to come to the show yesterday that probably [ __ ] I don't even speak to I wouldn't care if they went to the show if they didn't go

to the show and they kept hitting me to tell me that they wanted to come to the show they were looking for some attention they didn't get it I knew that

this person wasn't going to go to the show they didn't go to the show bottom line is when people yearn for attention

they're going to react to getting it and they're going to react to not getting it that's the part that people Miss either way you're going to get a reaction so

some of these Instagram hoes on here that show you like when people show you who they are you know what the famous my

we really need to get into that uh when there are craving for attention cuz I a

bit differently now my dick don't just jump at every fat ass or every Dr Miami

Snapchat I got it I'm assessing details so when these hoes is feing for attention I want to know where that

stems from and where it's come from and and and sometimes it comes from their household them being deprived in certain

areas and sometimes because they while they were or they were deprived because

some things were going on MH [ __ ] and I'm going through that just talking to my kid and listening to the other kids

in his school is behaving I'm my brain goes to how the [ __ ] their parents is parenting that's what the [ __ ] world we

in so I'm just a little slow to judge and I empathize with women because in my

teens I've been hung over I've took too many perks I've took too many xanes I've took too many shrooms I've did too many I've done too much [ __ ] and couldn't

fend for myself I couldn't imagine being a woman behind a [ __ ] dumpster and here comes some [ __ ] white kid want to pull his dick out [ __ ] what crazy so

now if that wasn't bad enough in the universe Here Comes homeboy want to go

to the club in Orlando pulse gay club shoots the whole [ __ ] with him

because his own sexuality [ __ ] now I don't even really know where to

begin there man there so many layers to that [ __ ] I don't know if this is a hate crime I don't know if the government is

hiring [ __ ] to to do this [ __ ] to affect the political like I I don't know

and because I don't know I don't want to say say I want to pray for everyone cuz I heard horrific details man I was

reading so many um Survivor stories today I was just sitting in my computer like balling crying at like 3:00 in the

afternoon it's crazy I teared up at some of the stories from the people who didn't survive when CNN was reporting

that all of the bodies the 50 however many bodies were laying on the ground

and all of the dead people's phones kept ringing because people's family members were looking for them hoping they were

alive or that mom and son were texting each other that the son was inside oh in the bathroom in the bathroom she was

like are you answer the phone answer the phone and he stopped answering the phone that's so sad oh that was a way better story than you just told come on Marissa

you working radio for a living Jesus no homeboy well I do because

that's how touching it was homeboy went uh he went in the bathroom he text his mom he said Mommy they're shooting mommy

they're shooting she replied he said uh I'm going to die no he said I'm in the

bathroom I hear footsteps the next text was he's in here he has us and that was

the last text well no she he she said she was calling 911 she said they're on the way stay there something like that and then that's when he said Mommy I'm

going to die and then then it sto now you can't be the [ __ ] guy to try to put yourself in that position and figure

out what you would do but like haraldo Rivera that's saying you should have fought back oh yeah let me [ __ ] fight this guy it's going to work out with an

automatic rifle and this guy was so man like Maniac like whatever the [ __ ] he

was going back over to the dead body and shooting them again just to make sure they're dead so people that were playing dead that survived the first round died

the second way I don't believe that haraldo Rivera would would hit an invisible sparring partner back I have a

problem with people who just start saying [ __ ] just to say it nobody believes that haraldo with anybody shut the [ __ ] up he be saying [ __ ] just to

say it sometimes which is [ __ ] up back in my day as like a young young young [ __ ] he was like respected remember

when he tried to open that what is it he opened like a safe and there was nothing in it he did like and your mustache is

whack [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here I know that's random I know it's random but

[ __ ] B yo I like that at the show yesterday every time I almost said

something y my friends faces they mouths drop to the floor they just Panic with

[ __ ] oh please don't say something don't say nothing wrong with Y please I like your one your little preview though

like you know in the coming weeks some somebody that's what did you say like that's not with the mission or that doesn't support something is going to

come out that sh the way you said it was so dope I know it was dope Rory just cracked on me the whole night about how

I said it and no that was so ill the we were all excited me and Sam were like wait wait what time about let's be very

clear every time Rory cracks on me about something I take that as Rory loves that

and we'll try to emulate it later in life like Phil buring thank you exactly dissing Drake

is something I'm going to emulate later on in my life damn R can we get through one Pod without you obsessing over

[ __ ] bre God damn it man Jesus let the can't [ __ ] do what he's doing out

there he's topping the [ __ ] chge he [ __ ] inspired these days right yeah man here you come every [ __ ] podcast

to say I'm the one talking about D I tell you [ __ ] OBO man but I don't even know how we got to that from our

very serious topic keep the mood I don't know what to say about the Orlando shooting because I

nothing is confirmed and I don't believe the med different stories that is the dude gay is he not gay did somebody see

he struggling with his gayness he was allegedly partying at polls for years and he's UNG grinder or and some other

gay app and um uh this one gay man that's also on that app that met him

there has turned over his phone to the FBI for them to look at the profile all these hey hey y'all media types y'all got to stop uh rushing to call everybody

Muslim yeah well that's what that's what uh Steph was actually talking about today was how like nothing even happened

the immediate were like Muslim Isis super religious all from that and his family has been saying over and over like he really wasn't that religious at

all like it definitely had nothing to do with religion see that's how you know They Don't Really value black [ __ ] they don't they don't think we could

blow some [ __ ] up they don't even think about us that's what you also crazy the the

white the white man that was arrested going to La pride and he was going to blow blow up the whole [ __ ] thing my brain is a sick place my [ __ ] yeah I'm

just trying to just trying to go past it there but yeah there was a white guy arrested in in um La trying to blow up La uh pride and no one's really even

been mad good for like four podcasts who are you [ __ ] Nobody Hold on yourself

nobody hey hey hey hey I don't know who you got in your life but keep them

around sometimes you got to encourage [ __ ] to [ __ ] the right dick right hopefully a CRI she stay that nigga's

doing great for you your skin is [ __ ] brighter I don't know if that's makeup or what but you look good you're

sounding good girl thanks thanks hun what else happened really really

nothing happened in hip-hop uh yes it did little Wayne was hospitalized yesterday he had backtack seizures while he was on on a flight from uh somewhere

to go into Los Angeles and they had to stop in Omaha Nebraska he refused treatment initially because by the time

they got to the ground he was already alert got I would have refused treatment in no Omaha bra why am I no [ __ ] I will

die somewhere else got back in the air and within minutes was forced to make another emergency landing and was

admitted to the hospital last night um but he is in the reports were saying he's in stable condition he's in High

Spirits and um I actually spoke to him today so he's good he's at his phone he's alert he's right no I'm not I'm just saying that because

I I don't like hearing from the friends that he's okay because I feel like that's Saving Face so I don't really I I

don't trust it unless you actually hear it from The Source themselves so even though you saying it is the rest of us

hearing it from a friend no but I said I I mean that's I have no stake in it

whereas like put his number tell us his number and we'll all reach out to yeah we'll talk to him all of us speak yeah

cuz we didn't talk to him way I mean I'm concerned I am I I too

was but he is okay um I want to encourage not just entertainers but everybody to be very aware of their

health I know I'm scared to death cuz it's approaching that time for me for the for the [ __ ] that black all black

men fear around my age the [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] colon prostate oh oh man you

know what scares me with you too is [ __ ] diabetes where you inhale sugar like it's nothing oh please that get cancer way before diabetes Well you need

to watch your sugar in diabetes should I still be in Melody with diabetes no because Dr Dre from Ed Lover and Dr Dre

he went blind because of diabetes yeah but he had diabetes for like 50 Years first that's a nice run you are such a

Hey listen my mom told me you get what you get in life baby oh dear but I am doing some things to try to sustain

Healthy Living I'm trying to cut down on red meat mhm um did LA e put you on this

diet la e is uh e in his H and all of this sucker La [ __ ] that he on up here

gluten-free buns but I only don't mind it cuz we had a great show thanks e for all your La [ __ ] um your La energy

yeah so less red meat uh less smoking more sleep I do that a lot now I go to

sleep at like 10 11:00 maybe midnight 1:00 which is very different from my normal 5 6 in the morning and I go or

not at all yeah is that why we were in your [ __ ] house the other day trying to wake you up to go out we're just sitting in your living room like

[ __ ] and you were just [ __ ] passed out and then R stopped answering our calls so we just had a girl chat in your living room and then left well yeah

cuz what happened was I had the part when I remember when I had text you and said don't come yeah and I said nope see

you soon and then I came anyway no but then I when you after you said see you soon I text back and said no dead ass

and then in case you thought I was kidding and then I put a upside down smiley face and I showed up and then I heard my door just open and I said who

Could That Be well why do you keep your door unlock he was like you wanted me to come you would not be the woman that I

want not me personally I was with the whole Squad and then she texted me like you disappeared I was like you appeared I didn't even say it was a we had plans

we were talking we were going to meet up we have plans you saidit the I said I'm with the [ __ ] I bumped into uh Taye and

[ __ ] Brandy and [ __ ] uh Ashley at uh anworth oh really gave him a piece of

my mind Brandy was with a boyfriend oh Brandy's a boyfriend yeah she has a boyfriend that's weird I I know Brandy

spoke to men me nether that's good progress I don't think the listeners care about Brandy sex life I don't think they do either I want talk about the NBA

only because it's rigged never broke again why is it rigged cuz Draymond Green should have

been suspended in game uh six against Oklahoma City for his behavior with

Stephen Adams that's what I was thinking I'm like yo how the [ __ ] they G to do that you know what I mean and they was

saying the same thing wait and then they didn't suspend him so all right that's fine that's fine so now now game five he

want to out now I get that my brain is a little is a little wild and my my father been off the NBA because of uh their

referees and they officiating he like to watch the games on mute and I always say shut the [ __ ] up grumpy old man you don't know [ __ ] but he's so right game

not the not this game this last one five it was game four game

four was a wrestling match it was like UFC they was just

wrestling and fighting the whole time not not that I think that that uh

favors one actually it does favor one team it favors Golden State it favors Golden State it favors the team that won

more regular season games than Michael Jordan or any other team in the history of the NBA it favors that finesse team

who don't want to play like uh oh no it favors LeBron that they're officiating that way is what I mean that's what I

mean cuz uh Steph don't want to play that way so when I'm watching this [ __ ] wrestling match and they not calling none of this [ __ ] and then

LeBron do that sucker [ __ ] LeBron for backstory who all season long has been acting like a little girl because the

attention is not on him back to attention back to attention back to attention this is the first time LeBron

ain't been the [ __ ] man and not only is he not the man but the [ __ ] that they saying is the man got a whole bunch of stats to back up him being the

man two-time MVP two-time NBA champ we know where that's going come on they ain't lost back toback games all regular

season they're not about to lose three in a row right so I just mad I just only get mad that the cover up is not greater

like don't insult my intelligence as a Avid NBA [ __ ] uh game Watcher and fan

y'all are [ __ ] over TV and sponsorship dollars and a longer series would benefit the NBA this is already

with the Rumblings that they need to change the seating to 1 through 16 that those were happening before the playoffs

started then the playoffs started and every game was whack every game was a blowout I'm not making this up this is

just a word you can check this for yourself I don't think that man could have afforded to have a [ __ ] short

final with uh 73 win Steph getting LeBron the [ __ ] out of here hell no with

that uh with that uh cap getting inflated this year from the TV dollars no no no so that's what my brain says

Reggie Miller tweeted he agreed with me there a couple other NBA heads that agreed with me that says if that series was s tied to two Draymond Green would

not have gotten suspended totally well if it is a conspiracy make the Knicks win next

year I hate the Knicks I hate them cuz I love them so much oh it's a painful

relationship all right so conspiracy theorist Joe this becoming a segment you should like a theme song but we're going

to keep it in sports this time with conspiracy theorist Joe because this is what I see coming back down I know Cleveland want to get Kevin love the

[ __ ] out of here they've been trying to trade him for for a pack of cigarettes for a long time right I think that Phil

Jackson is secretly trying to get Carmelo to come up off of his no trade clause so he can be traded somewhere I

think Phil is really in love with uh this whole Jeff horc porzingis European put a bunch of white guys on the court

that could shoot type thing I don't think melo's 31y old ass really fits in the fields

planing so I could so see these scenarios taking place I can see a Kevin

Love for Carmelo swap he would look crazy though who

Phil to the general public I think most Nick fans would like to see Carmelo get traded I've been for two years i' been

one him on the team right I can see I just don't want him for Kevin Love I can see a Kevin Love for Carmelo swap I can

see Kevin Love getting out of and Melo just [ __ ] I could just see that taking place I could see Kevin Love just

signing with the Knicks with a front Court of porzingis Kevin Love and [ __ ] Melo with Robin Lopez who's paid

cheap as a good Center as a backup actually that would be an expensive backup or I could see and this one I

hate I hate I hate and then I'm shutting up I if there are if there is any truth to the Dwight Howard to New York rumors

I'm moving to somewhere somewhere and I hate to be one

of the guys that dislikes somebody that I don't know Dwight Howard is a cancer to basketball teams I feel like and he

has too many babies mamas yo how's that a critique of

some you're such a DK he's better at pulling out than you or Worse he's not

you're judging him because I'm on the Mount Rushmore of pulling out oh gross

what okay I got one [ __ ] kid that I had when I was a kid you know there's

plenty of people without kids right I would need time to think about

that what you're saying and how that applies and is relevant to my argument all right is there anything I don't want

to debate you about your we're not debating anything today ew man yo dog what the type of [ __ ] you on man uh is

there anything that we miss that we have to hit I feel like I've been getting killed on the sleeper song segments so I

got to start reallying myself it's lit I really like it did they pay you nope

okay look at her smile some exchange [ __ ] shut up with the paent all right so

let me look at my uh I'm going to look for a sleeper song for sleepers do we have nothing else talk are you going to get me my beard butter uh yeah I suppose

hold on guys I have a cool story to tell actually it's not that long let's hear it I hung out with ti Allison on Sunday did you [ __ ] him nope then this story is

not interesting nobody wants to hear a prud story St and I got to hear a bunch

of his music he's about to release and it's super lit and we talked about you for a little bit and he said you're really great and I said Joe loves you

he's like yeah I really [ __ ] with Joe and that was kind of it no we going to do a record together we going he's here until Thursday if you want to try to do

it this week I don't know if that was sarcasm or real but I'm going to pretend it was real because I'm also as excited is real

okay what do you mean he made horses in the stap I know isn't it great he's here for real yes he is here but I'm not here

I'm in DC tomorrow I mean today today yeah I'm in DC today tonight Wednesday

night because it's Wednesday when you're hearing this um I'm in DC uh come out have a great time that's really all I

got as far as a pitch I never been the best at that that's like your official last that's not who I am yeah don't try

to make me be who I'm not man who put together that video vignette okay well he's nice uh me and

Rory did I liked it well no Rory did it it was cool and I felt very special when

I was on there for Twitter edited really us that's so funny yeah I didn't want to pay anyone if you listen to the podcast

I'm sorry I just didn't want to pay any the fans really enjoyed those video segments everybody left that show really saying that was an amazing amazing

amazing experience they enjoyed the set list I really ran through a whole lot of [ __ ] when you this old and been rapping

as much as I've been rapping there's a lot of [ __ ] to get to he even did clubbing that was lit yeah that was

hilarious Yo the the original video segment had his entire verse and the video I got really really mad like take

that out it's really good like any of you were to look at uh video footage of

yourself at 21 you wouldn't really like what you saw I can just check Instagram I don't like

my I don't like M's footage from six months ago shut up oh I have a quick

well not that quick I have a story that kind of relates to the topics that we spoke about today let's hear it all

right let's backtrack to when I was 14 or 15 a couple years ago we've used that

joke enough on this podcast yeah well just like you use every other joke a billion times so I love the tension

between my co-host word I show nothing but love to MTI too um yeah so I'm like

14 or 15 young virgin Rory out in these streets just trying to figure out how to

use my dick e so I'm just trying to find anyone that will [ __ ] me why didn't you just rub it on a [ __ ] carpet like all

real [ __ ] do an apple pie like the movie that's some real white people [ __ ]

I never got that me neither I don't have a dick to to relate so I don't really know hasn't been

confirmed just saying good job go ahead work so I'm going uh I'm going on a field trip my freshman year to the Bronx

Zoo wow prestigious pretty excited Mage you would

be so I'm sitting next to my home girl who has a boyfriend she's also a freshman but dates a senior did you have

a red mustache no I did not at that point oh just checking I didn't dye my hair yet yes it is D um

my man's uh grandmother worked at a liquor store so he brought a bunch of whole little shots so we were 14 15 in

the back seat my God you're so white drinking in the back seat on the way to the Bron Zoo I'm with my home girl who has a boyfriend we I was in her Myspace

top eight like we were that that's how close we were you had Myspace at 14 this is exactly where me and Gloria of valz

went wrong so all of this [ __ ] right here so my mom was out of town and you

know when you think you smooth at like 14 15 talking to women yeah no I don't know that me neither but I'm rolling

yeah so I say yo mom's out of town we can throw a little something in my crib when we get back man's got all the

liquor she retorts back with well can I stay

there my 14 I might have nutted on that bus when she said that to me but of

course I tried to play it cool like of course you could yeah hey good

thing day cuz nothing on the bus is never great trust you me little messy

man unless you got some [ __ ] baby wipes in your pocket so repug well duh I kep those oh

wait I bet you I found a baby wipe in that [ __ ] Mercury my her new home

yeah you're that's that's good that's good so we get to the Bronx Zoo anyone that's been to the Bronx Zoo knows they have that little Gondola [ __ ] that go

over the whole park rest in peace gorilla so I'm trying

let's have a moment of silence for har I still feel you man yo remember them uh

memes with that sloth that would say perverted things someone brought it back and it was are you a gorilla cuz I'm

trying to drop a kid in you oh [ __ ] while we on this not to

interrupt your no no go ahead cuz I'm that's going to interrupt your story go ahead yeah so we get on the little gond [ __ ] down we sitting two of us side by

side I'm thinking I can make a move I choose to go with the hand on the knee thing it's my

move that was your move you invented the hand on the knee no no I'm just to do that move

currently go for that it fails miserably I [ __ ] up Miss like the right part of

the knee or whatever so she being a veteran probably been [ __ ] for years by now as a senior boyfriend takes the

wheel ha Sam

real Dave Mark Mark that Dave all

right so why have any fun where's a dick

anyways Mark all right so then she says oh can my friends come

over as well I said yeah of course said can they stay over I said yeah I got places uh to stay she said well can I

stay in your bed this conversation seems too advanced at 14 right that's mad

context I was [ __ ] drunk we was drinking already car at 14 and [ __ ] like walk into Quick Check so fast for

we get to my house everyone's drinking and [ __ ] I see my

window I see my window to go in my man has a condom in his pocket

gives me the DAP handshake like I'm rounding third going home after a grand slam you are condom

loser didn't you just just at the beginning of this oh my bad

so I go down there she gets all 45 seconds hey you

real of this 14-year-old dick yo 45 Second Sex Is underrated it is n

probably not at 14 though no I don't know who mty is [ __ ] I was still trying to figure out if it was actually

happening my still [ __ ] [ __ ] that's trying to please her so we uh we wake up in the morning I

think I had like Eggo waffles in the in the freezer or some [ __ ] made these [ __ ] waffles they went home I went to

Spring football practice I want to say at that time there not enough punch in this story I know oh no the punch is coming my man picks me up cuz my mom's

out of town and he said yo what happened last night and you know like when you lose your virginity you just walk a

little different and talk a little different my whole swag was different walking to the car like you know took

something down last night you know regular he said yo he was friends with her

boyfriend he said yo she's saying you raped her there's the punch I believe

her just saying oh thanks I don't even know her but I know you sound Shady no

not going to we're not going to joke about rape Joe that was really insensitive you I can't believe you did that that was a little that's that's unbelievable I don't want to Mark or

edit that cuz I want people to know what type of animal you are you guys made [ __ ] abortion jokes you can't even shut the [ __ ] upor were funny well

sometimes a good abortion joke it's never funny I mean no it's never funny I agree so

then wait more no it didn't just end she was raped and then end slide oh

okay uh she [ __ ] uh or pardon no I call her and said all right you got to

drop this thing what's it going to cost me I'm a I'm a swimmer I got a bright future ahead of

me all right I can't handle jail I can't have you [ __ ] [ __ ] up I'm the captain of the Trap Team oh

no Rory looks like he play like Polo or something no but Rory was on the track to before they kicked him off that was

in college Rory's the only guy that ever get kicked off the track team and lose a scholarship um what a loser so I call

her her mom picks up but he sure pledged Kappa made sure that happened he's really proud of that c I know he is I am

he probably strolls in all your parties I don't bring it up I don't bring it up not once on here what do you shimmy do you shimmy when you go to like Joe's

concerts and stuff oh my God I told yall there's co-host tension here I can't figure it out m does have some type of

hate towards you on I have no idea why de ass and she'd be so sappy in my text

messages like we best [ __ ] friends and we get on the air and she ha you kind of phony on the low my [ __ ] I love

you need to get rid of this dude you [ __ ] I don't know what's gotten into

you lately but this [ __ ] is ruining your life I thought he was I thought he was helping it out like 20 minutes ago n Jay

change it's over all right so did you go to jail or not man get to the did you get months

with good call her I call her her mom picks up and her mom is like you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you rap my daughter this

and that yada yada yada I'm 14 and a [ __ ] so I'm like your daughter's a [ __ ] [ __ ] she's a liar go get the

rape [ __ ] I'll go with y'all lot of back and forth what a

shitthead come on let's go nextend told somebody's mother like that she was calling me a rapist so I mean I would I

would yell at her too uh these nut that's what you should have said I then run into her boyfriend uhhuh who is

extremely calm and 18 and twice my 14-year-old AG you ran in his fist oh

man he comes up calmly to me and says yo yo Red Beard you Red Beard track star boy better get

to running now all right we need to get the end of this story Joe so let's get there all fine he says yo did you have

sex I said yeah he said did you rape her I said [ __ ] no he said I know I caught

her ass cheating her her friend snitched on her and now she's trying to pull the rape [ __ ] I'm with you a th% oh shut up I said look at

this male camaraderie I don't know what type of Gone Girl [ __ ] you guys got going on here hey I don't know what the hell is

happening here in this [ __ ] story man that's a wild that explains a lot about

you no my therapist said that that's that's why I have misogynistic jokes and thoughts I negatively about women really

did they really say that or you just no I'm dead ass I when I got when I actually got kicked out I had to go to uh therapy mhm in college and she said

that's why I may come off as a misogynistic person no and probably cuz you're misogynist well that too yeah

okay but no for like a whole week at school I was the rapist it was an interesting time in my life a turning

point for be very clear you're kind of still the rapist to me and my friends oh to my friends I went to high school with

it's still a running joke yo when you get caught up in [ __ ] like that man that type of [ __ ] just never [ __ ] leaves

you that's another problem that I have in the universe uh with like some of these legal loopholes that some people

just abuse sometimes like cuz that nothing is funny about that broke into a sweat recanting I would swear nothing is funny

about a woman accusing you a rap when you didn't do it scary well and that's what I was saying with the Blurred Line and like the whole situation and and how

it can get crazy and then that's why it makes the other situation so much more worse I'm sure people are going to take what I'm saying the wrong way but until

the case is closed should someone's name be put out to the public when they're being accused of rap

or when you're accused of anything yeah but like rape is like very delicate that will never go away like you could be

acquitted of robbing a bank and no one's going to continue to call you they don't care these people don't care not a bit

listen when I was facing that [ __ ] and the [ __ ] Daily News and the times and all them people was in court every [ __ ] morning for two years

straight and my lawyer said to the judge hey yo dogs really can if the Daily News not shoot this [ __ ] like can our

business not be all spread out in the paper and the judge said nah I don't understand that why that's

like legal Toons on that it is and a point to go against what I'm just saying

a woman did tell me that usually if someone's accused of rape more women come out cuz they feel comfortable now

that he was caught yeah so I can see that point but still what about the people that are innocent and I know they they protect the names of the victims

what about the men that have been raped huh no that's a real thing said that joking but that's a real thing I know

Chris Brown was abused as a child and that led to a lot of the situations that he goes through and there was a couple other people they like [ __ ] 12 10 and

they joked about it and it's been like Chris was abused at yeah like a a older woman like [ __ ] raped him a Jace I

mean everyone [ __ ] their babysitter at one point yeah but these situations are why these young men is she is she on

Instagram this is not funny this is not a joke I let's change topic I don't want

to talk about all right let's not what's her Snapchat all right forget it do you guys want to discuss the double XL freshman

cover do we have to who say who's on it I like my f the one the one I saw was

nothing but Jordan faces I actually like it veteran hate yes I think the cover is

a really good representation of where hi oh my God Marissa if you're going to start [ __ ] sucking your political

relationship start nobody from the bay is on there actually D is on it Davies you look great uh designer is on it

designer number one record on Billboard I see you you even let me get my Lil Uzi Lil Uzi I'm not familiar with you I'm

out your demographic but you got a record I really enjoy and you heating up out there I see what you doing I enjoy that if you were in front of me I

wouldn't recognize you but I'm old baby there's nothing against you that's me Lil yachty same to you I see what you're doing out there your work ethic is

amazing who else is on this list Denzel Curry G herbo or herbo um Little Dicky

Anderson pck 21 Savage and Kodak love Anderson pop Kodak Black is hard too

yeah but he's in jail so yo Freddy Gibbs is in jail he out of jail no that

situation is still ongoing a lot of rape on this podcast today uh they accused

Freddy G they accused Freddy Gibbs they accused him of rape they did and the

Char jail for rape he was about to do his show in France about a week ago I believe and that he was arrested for

what a young woman is saying was a rape a year prior in Austria and they wanted to extradite him to Austria but they are

trying to fight that so they delayed the extradition I believe the word is um a week and his lawyer who's also Troy av's

lawyer flew out to France this week to go and as long as it's not Max B's lawyer yeah cuz that guy hope his lawyer

doesn't advise him to do a freestyle from jail about the rap how I'm like how does that

like oh [ __ ] I forgot about that one troy AB was literally talking about it on the thing like he said he's like I

grabbed the gun cuz something something like I know that's their angle but why are youing but now wait let's delve into

that just a tab bit and then we going to shut the [ __ ] up I'm sure that Troy a has heft legal fees that need to be paid

so the music has to continue to come out soov I I salute you for continuing to build and push that brand even through

all this controversy that freestyle is probably a bad idea probably going to be used

against you in court I'm done telling y'all about bad ideas cuz I've been telling y'all [ __ ]

about bad ideas for over a year and y'all ignored me which is why y'all where y'all at so I don't want to give my good

energy to y'all no more cuz y'all just use it all let be happy again let's do super songs we pray for oan we pray for

everybody that we like in that camp Troy a and we still pray for the fames uh the family of Banger yeah I'll play for that

all right so okay my turn all right okay she seemed pretty eager I really like

this song and I've been getting good feedback from my Snapchat so [ __ ] you guys oh it's already cuz that's a

reliable a reliable [ __ ] gauge it's less well it's sleeper because it's is

new but your shirt is making me dizzy is it it's not a shirt it's a dress oh yeah yeah yeah

yeah that's what's coming over wake up it's called Liquor Locker by Vic Mena what is this little Wayne's cousin is

this big Wayne it's Vic Mena I like him I like him a

lot I'll take that back Dwayne com

like featuring sounds like wrot

this vicman [Music]

to I know he's on Rock Nation I don't know I don't know if he's signed as an artist on Rock Nation I know he's maybe

on the management side now my clip you you always try to rock for like 10 minutes well do you want to skip to Tai's part you want to hear his part

well we should support Ty this is supporting T he wrote the [ __ ] I don't know if he wrote it you don't know Tai's

life you just said he wrote it I didn't say he wrote I said he got it sound I'm Grammy nominated and my ear tells me he wrote it probably shout was to Tai Doon

so you didn't win hell no I a win I was up against [ __ ] Eminem Jay-Z and 50 and J Rule they don't get my little

young ass out of here you were also nominated with slaugh they did get your ass out of here no I won with uh slaugh

house cuz we picky backed off at Eminem when he won the best album of the Year award that's when Lil Wayne and them sat behind me and that's when Lil Wayne told

me that I was amazing rapper that's when I took his phone but that's when I called him and that's when he cursed me out about thinking that I diss Drake and

Nikki in that blog g g yeah gut gut he think I thought I dis gut gutter in a blog with [ __ ] uh wrong Young Money

member that you dissed and then I went and started writing my little Wayne disc and then in the show I thought that would be a bad idea so we talked and we

squashed it and then he did the She Don't Put It Down record and it was great and I was real happy that I didn't get my own weight like I normally do wow

that was a beautiful story it was great thank you so much it wasn't beautiful out why don't you call him then and he

doesn't have his current number oh well I'm not going to call him now cuz some things are in in the works like his health yes oh okay

amongst other things yeah I want to pray for Wayne I I encourage you all the entertainers man

[ __ ] hi Jesus man would you keep the same drug guy God damn it stop [ __ ]

finding new people in all these [ __ ] cities yall know what these [ __ ] is putting in their [ __ ] I think it's the lean too man that's a real [ __ ]

problem lean is the most overrated high in the universe it really is though I don't get Le should be like a chaser to real [ __ ] drugs I don't get why you

South [ __ ] keep Bing it up cuz the red cup look cool tell me what I'm missing and I've done mad drugs in my life so

I'm open to being wrong yeah it's a white cup you're wrong right there so you start started off on the wrong foot

well that too I get it I get it but whatever um is there anything happening exciting uh

game six is coming I'm not even I don't even care about I'm going to Oakland on Friday we don't care Mar care Are You

That Shook about your I thought we were in the middle of sleeper songs yeah holy [ __ ] oh I'm just going to might Got You Shook on the first sleeper no I'm going

to my guy King lames oh my God shock her there I like that song and it felt

really you huh bet you do what' you say Rory I said I bet you do I think he

heard you I think he was just shut the [ __ ] up actually you know what I won't do

that this is what I will do just cuz this is the mood I'm in I wonder how far those am I on here I just been in a real

old school mood anyway okay let me [Music]

back is this a sleeper song not at all why not at all most of these kids

are recognizing Jay-Z as Beyonce's husband so why wouldn't this be a sleeper song to people that are 22 and

23 years old they probably have no idea what this is do you remember what year this came out just cuz y'all are knowledgeable don't assume that other

people are really think about it this is our this is Leah's first single so this has to be what 93 94 around there yeah

do we think everybody is aware of the good music in '94 well then we can go [ __ ] Play

Thriller don't be stupid Ro are you really comparing [ __ ] you know what man if that's your standard of just kids

haven't heard it I also say it's the mood I'm in just feels good listen if we let Angie play

[ __ ] [ __ ] done started some damn it I could play back and forth by Ayah hey rest in peace Aaliyah for

[Music]

real yeah that was it you should know it you don't need me to tell you the title

but you just said that the kids wouldn't know what it was I said should I said should is that the Rugrats

theme no no my God I want you to burn that shirt and never wear it I want you

to burn your face oh that was mean I know hey it's my song this ain't your

song It's My sleeper pick [ __ ] do you be listening James F Leroy uh every man I

love this record James FR Lory is Rory's Bay along

with Bill Burr Rory got mad Bays along with Louis CK where you just have one

that we know of so far well yours is yours is T lanes and Drake you have a LoveHate relationship with Drake Rory's

is Cass just nameing [ __ ] I don't have any I'm just kidding

I was being sarcastic even Samira looked at you like ho we all

know why does it sound so weird in my headphones all right wor we get it

man no I won body jaw nope I want to shout out to

the Hoboken Police Department just I've been there all week and I don't want no beef why did you say Hoboken no joking

that's what I said it's exactly why we're getting out of here that and the elevator broke so it takes about an hour

to leave this [ __ ] yeah s we should skip the first party and just go to the second where youall going we're going to

W's party oh yep whose party W oh why is

his name W yes you know what Young Gangsta all right we got to go listen uh I want to thank I don't know I don't

want to thank mer I want to thank Rory I want to thank our live studio audience

that we have let's get a round of applause Amani uh I mean Sam Sam Sam Bizarro Sam

I mean whatever there's like five Sams here La word and La going to get a kale sandwich right now livid in the building

my [ __ ] young livid all right it's been great Rory uh Amman I want to thank all the people that participated in making

the New York show show such an amazing experience I appreciate you all and I want to give you guys the flowers while

you can still smell them and not after you guys are dead and I'm saying something dope uh at your eulogy okay what the

hell bye