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man Donald Trump oh [ __ ] [ __ ] we know

you voted for the [ __ ] he did good for

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n came out with Supreme [ __ ] hold

are we all sharing our tax

information saying no cuz I'm down no no

we're not sharing any tax information we

not doing no that's next topic and I

want to say I want no smoke today I know

that you warned me last week I want no

smoke today I went back to review the

records the [ __ ] that you can say I went

home and thought about that too I

couldn't believe I said damn I bet flip

don't know all the [ __ ] I can say about

him when I went home and thought about

it I was like flip would

quit will

I yeah so what what can I do to make you

shoot your load out let's just get holy

[ __ ] bit Queen

energy yo that

was that was the craziest

PA he smiled flip still smiling what can

I do for you to uh to reward that to

release all information that you have on

me

I just want to see cuz everybody been

writing me on Twitter yo today's the day

Joe going get you they been writing me

mad the the the way that a Virgo

typically moves okay is you set the tone

so I would never even think to say some

of that stuff until you start saying hey

I'mma expose some [ __ ] that you told me

not to expose it's like oh I love that

game I love that game that cuz most of

my [ __ ] is out there they already know

I'm a piece of [ __ ] now they just

looking for little chicken nuggets but

they know I'm piece of [ __ ] already go

Drake Drake ain't slap that [ __ ] in the

wheelchair let's go clap it

up clap it up boy I was waiting by my

phone I was yo yo it Popp got my brain

crazy I was refreshing every second I

said yo if I they upload a video of

Drake smacking the [ __ ] out of this

[ __ ] in the wheelchair I swear to God I

don't know what I'm going to do but

we'll talk about it

but back to me and you yeah no I would I

would never I would never do that okay I

would it's like a respect amongst men

it's only you that says that's your

stick hey I'm going to go out of bounds

with

you you watch okay I'll take you I

accept it so a few

things who here is a flat

earther raise your

hands I'm not I'm not standing on I I

don't think that uh

the things that I've seen it it it could

be it definitely could be just looking

for an answer to my question who he's a

flat who here is a flat earther question

I would have never thought to even ask

but flip killed that sh I I had no

idea and we should start we should start

learning more about our

codes we had this conversation on the P

before we did is I never knew you are

ice we've had ice is not a fire not

either told we' had this know that y'all

were flat Earth resembl

resembl so they don't think the Earth is

flat nor round y present y'all present

flat earther I I like I said on the

episode identify as I've heard that

argument and I was just repeating the

things I've heard in that argument I

think we don't know anything that's

truly what I so you're in the middle I

think they are lying about everything we

don't know one minute they think it's

this and then some some science or

technology will come out and say oh

that's wrong it's really that so y'all

don't know that you're not flat earthers

either yeah y'all don't know nope had a

lot of ice wall uh information on the

patreon yeah I'm again this is all [ __ ]

that I've heard I don't saying I believe

it like the ice wall and other stuff

past what they've shown us we've had

this conversation on patreon of course I

don't believe that they've shown us

everything I don't believe the Earth is

flat

gotcha yeah what needs to happen for

y'all to not believe the Earth is FL to

not believe that it's

flat um go up in a rocket ship no like

bro I I'll go that that'll that'll do it

for me want to start like this yo you go

up with Elon for like a half half a mill

yeah I'm cool you know I'm a math guy so

I just no I don't now you don't now not

now that you talking this when you start

when you start getting into [ __ ] that's

outside of one dimension two dimensions

three dimensions the the [ __ ] don't be

as clear as just one Circle globe that

represents everything that we have I'm

saying so so you're saying there is no

information that you'll ever be able to

see to confirm for you that the Earth is

not

flat

um no it but it it would it would have

to be some information from a different

type of uh

Authority like I want to call Neil deg

tyon I wish you would no but not if

they're not going to believe anything he

says do you know that they just found

this is recent over the week last week

they just found more water under the

ocean no under the crust they found like

floor they found another ocean under the

our existing ocean much bigger than

nobody on nobody's book in school would

have that there you he what I'm saying

so I think we discovering new [ __ ] every

day like in our school books it was

ocean then crust then core mant mantle

then mant then core part me okay you

hear what I'm saying so now we just

don't know so I apologize yeah exactly

know start with

cuz there's people out there that's

bright like they be listening to us

sounded like

doof oh my God again i i i people who in

my men upset with me I say bro I never

said that I believ the Earth was flat I

never said that we were having a

discussion and I'm just telling you the

things that I've heard from the other

side of that argument just repeating it

so you're in the middle you don't

believe it's no I don't bro honestly I

don't talk real talk all this [ __ ] could

be a simulation

true we don't know that's really what I

keep saying we do not [ __ ] know

what's going on you want this to be Joe

Rogan so bad yo when we were in school

it was nine planets now it's only eight

holy [ __ ] they on the rooll they are

they are that's not true that's what

they say that is true Pluto is not a

planet no Pluto is not a planet anymore

so I thought they made it a planet again

I thought dwar planet now all right when

we was born in Puerto Rico was in the

state [ __ ] it's still not it a oh

what I'm thinking about Hawaii one of

them shits when you were born Hawaii was

a state when you were born no no no all

right hold up now something wasn't a

state when I was born and became a state

it was 50 states

when 50 states right now I'll Google it

you think the Earth Play [ __ ] I ain't

listening to you think I'm listen you

think I'm taking yall word on

anything all right so we got that out

the

way Mel uh yeah

why do you become a hater the way that

you do oh [ __ ] I'm talking about you

bringing one of your beautiful friends

here very nice shout out to S shout out

to S shout to S her jumping on my man

dick is that what she [ __ ] did yes I

mean we talking honest here that's too

explicit I know we going to be hon she

was on his body yes yeah on you know

what I'm trying to say you know she was

giving them

was she

was it was the rhythm of the day it was

daytime and he was over here taking it

in that's what I'm saying Cuzo yo that's

that's true for me for you all three I'm

put Mone in the jaw that's is bag is is

used to Y I mean he know how to play

that cool so get out of here why did you

why why would she after she said this is

my type of man right here after she was

showing Rhythm she was she was and then

she said who you going on vacation with

interrupted flip who tried to ask if

something else yeah very good oh you

paying attention I love this watch that

sh she totally disregarded flip like he

didn't even have a voice silenced him in

that moment to say to ish hey who are

you going on vacation with South France

and before he could even get say a word

or do his little mouth tongue Fallout

thing he

do before he could blink his eyes 90

times you know all that [ __ ] like he bat

his

he fcking remove [ __ ] face you right

out and

say his girl that was crazy I thought

that was some of the craziest [ __ ] I'd

ever seen had not I seen that behavior

from you before as it pertains to ish so

I want to ask why do you hate like that

I am not hating on this man so you don't

even know that that's hate I don't I

don't really consider that it's hate at

all because he sits up here and talks

about how you know how important his

relationship is to him he does not pull

any punches about that so maybe so if my

girl was maybe feeling her feeling him

maybe I just had to like you know kind

of like rip the Band-Aid off like [ __ ]

you you

ain't that is ha she just long walk what

is she talking about man that's hate she

woman explain woman explain the hate man

you don't know that that's hate that's

nasty no I don't think why are you RI

why are you the one that has to rip R

any Band-Aid off for your home girl

clearly he couldn't even get a chance to

answer

whoops and oh whoops got get her you get

what we said outside get her oh you were

talking about me outside no no no no

it's a topic no no no not about you is a

topic of Joe can introduce a topic he

was the topic was saying that can you

tell your significant other or tell your

friend that I'm feeling my coworker or I

have a what did you say how did you

chemistry I have chemistry I have

chemistry with my coworker I said that

Mel does that because she there's a

chemistry there that's what I said yeah

no no no no no this is what I said I'm

sorry I take that back I said Mel don't

acknowledge that move as hate so she'll

tell the friend he got a girlfriend but

won't tell the friend I have a chemistry

with him that's what you said yes that's

hate I feel like one has nothing to do

with the other oh

acknowledgement get tra we

got quick say oh she's drowning she's

drowning she is dead in the

water oh [ __ ] me x m I promise I'm going

start this part yo Patron salute first

time listeners hate listeners all the

sub group yo now back them up I feel

like one thing has nothing to do with

the other I mean like she expressed that

is is physically her type but your mouth

didn't even open to say physically

properly and mentally her type yep and

mentally and mentally you got Botox

yesterday

I your face is tight right now girl girl

Why can't your face move you couldn't

even say physical she expressed that she

was that she was phys

phys physic oh man well we have the mail

word of the day when you need it

yeah I

mean maybe it was a subconscious effort

at protecting my territory I don't know

oh all right there you go and I respect

that I respect that I respect that

Honesty now we fine We Sip your little

tea

[ __ ] sip your [ __ ] teeth maybe there

are so many different places to go but

I'm going to start this thing also no I

want to get back at y'all too and then I

promised I'm done with my patreon review

of

things you flip and is and make this is

a quick 40 seconds sure y'all ask Mel

questions about her dating criteria and

should it change as she gets older or as

she ages mhm and

then uh in the same breath flip I mean

not flip ish kills

Mel saying that if he saw her on a

dating site de sh he would look like

this bum ass [ __ ] look at this bum ass

BR on the dating site so how can the two

exist is what I'm saying they can't they

cannot exist that's what I'm asking they

cannot exist Pat but if if I saw a Mel

that wouldn't be Mel would be doing

everything she could do today to find

look at it the same it's like if you saw

um if if if what you explaining is why

she has to move a certain way compliment

no no no what I'm saying is if I saw

or Mel I could I could ask a woman if

you saw

um Tyson Beckford on a dating site and

it was the real Tyson you don't look at

it as if you look at if you saw pre pod

is or ice or Parks if Parks were single

on a dating site like if you didn't know

us we're just random guys but if you see

Tyson Beckford on a dating site like

he's Tyson Beckford you're Melissa Ford

so I don't think it's skewed and I mean

looked at with the same light as uh

Melissa Johnson I understand that did

you understand what I'm saying like I

wasn't I wasn't dis like it wasn't age

appropriate what you just described

would be the reason for her particular

criteria I took it as it was a

compliment I took it as he's saying that

for doesn't need to and that's all I got

saying that's all I got that's all I got

for she go Melissa take your ass outside

to a bar like you used to bar and go get

a man let a [ __ ] talk to you you you

see what s did smell a nigg nexts go to

the

ball take a walk in Central Park you

want to [ __ ] play with with Daisy all

day [ __ ] now watching that I can see

how that dibs had y'all [ __ ] up I

could see how that dibs drove a hole in

a wedge in the relationship I know you

had so much notes and [ __ ] like that I

know you son I could not believe oh my

God I said oh they haing up I said thank

God I ain't there cuz I would have hated

on issue just cuz I like hating on issue

yeah like that's my thing but I was on

to that before I left in the kitchen he

he yeah my teeth been big all my life

too shut up [ __ ]

that's that's why you

stop I can hear him when he is the [ __ ]

won't leave he won't

leave no that was earlier in the day I

wasn't I left when I left I heard you

talking sh I a earli in the day you

talking about yeah my teeth been big my

whole life too I know what you mean like

[ __ ] [ __ ] stop bonding over your teeth

you know what's so crazy though Joe made

me discover something he taught me

something your bag like for the older

women no disrespect the older fly women

or the women that used to be something

or the women that still something

in you are they type you are mature

handsome light I broke it down

he broke sence I swear to God Mel won't

bring another friend up in here I'll

tell you that one that's the end of that

by s

assv s it's been real every time she

bring a friend up in here they show my

man a little bit of Rhythm she get tight

make a move to

LA you were saying that the women that M

hang out with is Just DE type you broke

it down like that for is it a mature

thing is it because like it's all of

that he look young in the face but he's

mature in the mind it's all is is is Mel

and her friend groups type you said that

yeah but she said she doesn't have a

type well I'm not oh I didn't mean to

say male I don't want to put male in

this I'm talking about Mel's friend

group so every friend that Mel bring in

here is going to do that and then she

going to do that and it's going to look

like you I mean oh it's so great for TV

was Sabrina giving you like this oh [ __ ]

[Laughter]

War that's why I'm

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easy of

love and she dancing like she never

before I love that song me too me too

well Sabrina giving him do I need my

does Sabrina play the

Congo yeah yeah Sabrina Sabrina in the

club with the drum played along with the

DJ she probably H HBCU

[ __ ] she giving him Rhythm are you

going to answer your calls or problem us

today well Serena give you Rhythm go

um he can't even pontificate he can't

even pontificate out of this idiot y so

yes or no man I I don't know I ain't

really pick up one yo yo go to Starbucks

again God damn it oh whatever all right

all

right oh [ __ ] all

right that lotion on my

shine all right I'm going start now all

right let's get got some inspiration for

us no no

okay no not at all happy to be here

though all right happy to be here what's

going on what's Happening

what's

happening

H good afternoon [ __ ] it's getting

real huh it's getting real up in this P

why is it real Jonesy in the building I

know in the building okay take a seat

and you oh

shites all right [ __ ] it's your word

[ __ ] host one of little show when I [ __ ]

start inviting B Mike I get nervous I

think I think when I got fired uh Miss

Jones took my job h say don't come

creeping behind me I start thinking just

a new pod all right um didn't I blow

your mind this

time it's cool yo if you stay long

enough you'll see things you never saw

before man that's some of the perks and

privileges of working with the

best some of the perks that come along

with working with the greatest to ever

do this broadcast the thing man [ __ ]

they talking about out there look you

got me in my bag

now your bag

look it's hate when I get my bag why you

like that why you like that [ __ ]

support

me okay for look I wore my little bright

hoodie now you got to come in oh [ __ ]

you always doing some competition [ __ ]

you try

purple

that's you got to be stopped yo yo my

[ __ ] I got

47 me you stole my swag it's have fun

you ain't dress like that when I met you

20 years ago you didn't

either stupid what I was wearing 20

years and all that dumb [ __ ] all right

real all right slow down it's true that

was your think it's true what you was

wearing how was we doing all right let

me stop for M get mad I'm not M get mad

when we talk about our hey day no I

don't go ahead I enjoy it I actually

enjoy it you do I heard what you told T

oh [ __ ] all that was a sad ass interview

I got my halfway through I got

sad told I I got to finish up I'm going

to finish up but it was sad I listen to

everything y'all do outside of here what

she said hour 15 lots of trauma for real

anytime Mel get to talk to somebody that

will listen to her trauma's going to

come out he asked he asked specific

questions but he talked about you two

who two you and Joe Tori was trying to

start some [ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] but that's

my man that is my man I [ __ ] with Tor

but I know that if you do his show there

will be 10 minutes where he tried to get

to he tried to get it off the cliff yeah

he tried to get to I don't really like

how they treat you up there he tried to

get in a little bit of that I didn't I

didn't she didn't bite the bait no oh

let me give you credit for that no thank

you you did a lot better if this was 6

Months 8 months ago oh that have been

our ass buddy we would have been

toasting the streets no but I said that

like a a big component of like you know

the of the of the show is your Chemistry

with Joe Like Your your long long

running friendship and also the friction

pause maybe a little bit little pa you

know what I mean pause yeah it ain't a

lot of friction I just lip lock with

her he what what is the friction about

Manan I ain't even

[ __ ] yo when I miss a patreon this how I

come back this how I come back I'm ready

to play I'm ready to play play back with

me pause ready for you uh anywhere

anywhere y'all want to start it's

totally

is this I forgot welcome to episode 725

of the Joe Button podcast brought to you

by priz yeah

PR uh I your humble gracious grateful

and highly favorite host Joe Buton here

with a few of my nearest and dearest to

my right look at your [ __ ]

face Mel is great heo m is Big ma

hey big ma in the building friendless

today not a friend in sight nowhere to

be seen

I know y'all talk about him in the group

chat oh [ __ ] that confirmed it for me

mhm you think so I know so she was

surprised at her encounter with him I

know that at some point in the history

of any one of your group chats is has

come up that is how I feel Mel this is

not how you described

him rep I didn't get

misassy from him he's he's

amazing [ __ ] s was like this hey s was

I was like I wonder what that stands

for

stimulate

wow um I don't I and don't let your

friends come up here and out sulter you

either child good night that's hate I'm

not

hating said you up that you

up I'm a

I she right she let her hair out n yeah

right

right listen they be getting M when they

pull the hair out like they [ __ ] it's

smoking that's what melar so in the

couch he's got a girlfriend and

herpes hey she pull my lines

out that [ __ ] that [ __ ] she said he's

going with his girl she like this

B like girl you

don't man chance to say no but before I

introduce flip a rulle of thumb a rulle

of thumb that will help you cuz I know

you're Canadian but over here it's best

to let the guy yes say when he wants to

claim his girl and when he

don't that's a rule that's hat what you

just did was you ain't got to flip your

neck over at him he ain't said a word

talking to me

lock look at him he a said nothing to

you Mama yeah okay well that's not part

of girl

code Girl Code would dictate you knew he

had a woman you don't say anything

tagging you now yeah but that's AB H the

girl code is speak up on

the GL this B the great I know if you

think I'm sticking my arm out the tag

and you out your [ __ ]

mind but I knew that when she did that

in her brain it was like some girl

culture I did know that I did know that

the girls feel like I want to protect my

friend I want to let you know the real

in case he won't because my loyalty and

my and my allegiance my alliance is to

you and not and not let me ask a

question the man not that fast

especially if I can't [ __ ] him if I

can't [ __ ] him big girl you better move

what what if not saying I don't what

what if she a care well then that's on

her that's that it's not for me to judge

but lying it's not for you to judge then

it's not for

all all the way around because some

girls will be like [ __ ] why didn't you

tell me he had a man I or had a woman I

wouldn't have [ __ ] said anything yeah

but it's a setting for that though man

when I see women say that to their

friends is a setting they don't say that

take them aside they don't say that on

the spot what fun is

that listen we got a great podcast for

you heiling from Queens Queens flip is

in the

building big isses here or I I don't

know he might just be I when he when he

get in the kitchen he start saying

whatever no I've been ey too my mom

forced me to be is I always wanted to be

a letter just a letter big ice is in the

building uh 95% will be lost only 5%

will get it talk to these [ __ ] freeze

you know what I mean only 5% of due to

knowledge par is here man here what's

going on big parks in the building

elmyra's finest PO is here Cory is here

Ericson is here ke is here [ __ ] Ian

is here Daisy is here everybody's here

how's everybody doing how y'all feeling

what's going on how was everyone's how

was everyone's Mother's Day how was

everyone's weekend mother Catch Me Up

Mother's day was good Mother's day was

good um Saturday I took my mom's we we

went to the mall got a couple things and

then um we went to the mov sh Hills OH

couple things yeah yeah yeah no doubt

it's Mom's I'm with you and um and then

we went to the movies so nice what you

say um PL of AP I was it was actually

good yeah yeah it was better than I

thought I was wondering where it would

take the story but they they it's fire

that [ __ ] was pretty good I just didn't

think that the ending match you saw it

yeah I went to see it I want to see it

too like the movie was about like the

end didn't go with it like the movie was

about uh Apes uh Apes rumaging through

Villages and one of the Apes acting like

he Caesar but they don't know the

history so he's really not Caesar and

one AP finds out and then he got to go

to war and you know all of that [ __ ]

uhhuh right but that didn't have nothing

to do with the end like the end was just

a former rapper signed to Death Jam

walking out getting in his

truck heading home like I didn't

understand I didn't understand the

correlation we could talk afterwards I

didn't get the correlation was ceson in

the movie at

all yo dog I walked out of that movie

with my head up

high I felt so good staring at the

people that were still sitting down

waiting for this little punk ass ape to

beat up this big ape like I've been

sitting here for close to 2 and 1/2

hours for this little [ __ ] ass ape to

try to do something to the monar some

nuts yeah and then all the way at the

end of the movie the white girl cuz it

always got to be a white girl to save

civilization I'm mad at that too so the

I was mad at that I don't even play that

card mad at the white girl is leading

the Apes because I mean don't let me do

this I to I don't want to do this wait

so the white girl bring the Apes in the

back spoiler alert got [ __ ] I'm like yo

yo all right as soon as these uh buffalo

chicken sliders is finished I'm getting

the [ __ ] out of this movie but it just

feels good to go to the movies I say

that it felt good it feels good to go to

the movies I don't really go to the

movies to like the movie today it ain't

about that for me it's the experience I

like the movie and again it was me and

mom so we went that movie was ass I must

have fell asleep in the last one I

totally forgot Caesar was dead yo Cesar

C dead when Cesar die CES dead as hell

you're telling the movie and it just

came out Friday so if I'm telling the

movie that mean that I'm right and I

went in there thinking Caesar was going

to be in this [ __ ] movie and they

start showing me this [ __ ] ass eight

family oh man mom [ __ ] dad [ __ ] the

whole family of AP is py it's in the new

movie it's this new movie takes place

about 300 years after the last movie and

Caesar is dead who he ain't there so now

got this other a he running around just

slapping his [ __ ] out of a I'm ceson now

[ __ ] bow get [ __ ] ass out he's [ __ ]

it up that's what it was about yo eat my

slider I'm like

wait give me the [ __ ] out of

here Joe is

out I don't sign up for y'all little

remakes of the [ __ ] that made all the

money I was downside for the first two

when [ __ ] was that [ __ ] was Kill

scientist in the first these [ __ ] new

little [ __ ] ass hat get me out of here

[ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] you don't know

this you you nas R horses [ __ ] [ __ ] I

don't care [ __ ] they was on horses he

rode horses [ __ ] the horse was [ __ ]

the horse L him back to where Mom and

Dad and the whole civilization was first

five minutes they going to tell Jo about

this spoil alert no now you spoiler

alert first five minutes of the movie

the big ass Apes catch a little [ __ ]

ass AP outside get over here [ __ ] well

the white girl broke the egg so now the

[ __ ] got to go out back in the woods he

go in the woods big ass Apes [ __ ] ass

[ __ ] where your family at he hiding he

go to horse horse looking confused the

AP say cuz they smart they say hey just

follow the horse hey tap the horse horse

run right back to Mom and Dad now the

whole tribe go kill Dad Mom I'm like yo

where is Caesar none of this would

happen if Caesar was there at all did

you watch the first two minutes of the

movie Yes they showed you what happened

with Caesar what happened he died and

then it said as many generations later

Story start they should have put that in

the trailer so they I could have kept my

1995 which is really

$79.95 cuz I buy the whole world oh no

[ __ ] that [ __ ] was and that's really a

buck 70 cuz I bought some tickets last

week when I went to LA and just

forgot and I feel like a [ __ ] going

back up there saying hey he dog refund I

need M see what money money no you can't

do that I was like that when I was broke

you can't do you can't do that at the uh

the theater that used to be over here

when you used to go well over there if

you go to the customer service thing

they give you them points they give you

my [ __ ] they give you points mad free

tickets my [ __ ] yeah I missed that

place me too Dam this [ __ ] [ __ ] this

movie Up by the way watch the

movie watch that movie they should have

paid us to promote that [ __ ] it's over

now too late that [ __ ] is ass you just

did [ __ ] you talking about that that

ain't what I was saying they P me to

promote he didn't do that if they pay me

to promote it that's going to force them

to go watch I would say something

different

oh man this film by Lion's Gage his

though Whoa man they pay tribute to Dear

Caesar St they sent Caesar off right

they sent him home

right yo what do y'all want to talk

about y'all take it away wait did anyone

else do anything on Mother's Day we just

got to oh yeah Mother's Day I forgot no

I ain't do much

um y'all know I'm procrastinator so I

went to the mall on Saturday I can't

wait for day where you stopped saying

that what that I'm a procrastinator yes

he procrastinating on stopping I know

but that's but that's why I want him to

stop saying it cuz if he stop saying it

he going to stop trying to do it but

whatever go ahead I went to the mall

Saturday couldn't find [ __ ] uh um so my

girl calls me while I'm in the mall I'm

like yo this [ __ ] is getting annoying

but I'm on my way to my second mall I

can't find her she's like yo to your

second Mall you you you pay for vacation

we good yes I got to [ __ ] about the mall

so fast what

white but [ __ ] with Umar talking about

[ __ ] that sh sound that sh sound l a

little bit I was like all right cool

[ __ ] it so flowers and that's it same

thing Mother's Day was nice simple but

nice my mom wasn't around she went out

of town with my grandmother but my wife

you know kind of got mad at her cuz she

came out we was making something and she

just Caribbean man came down the stairs

I told her stay upstairs she came down

the stairs during when the kids was

making some [ __ ] I got mad but I she

took over no I got mad but then I had to

realize it's not my day she wasn't

supposed to see it not at all got it

damn that [ __ ] had me tight but I had to

I had to go talk to myself in the corner

I took Gambit with me yo you got to you

know it's not your day I had to school

myself and you know other that it was

nice man she enjoyed herself that's what

it's about man why they don't listen

that's true I I don't listen I did the

same [ __ ] I'm at my girl crib and I got

something for her kids to give her like

you know sign cards and all that type of

[ __ ] yo stay in there here she come walk

in the room yeah that I don't get that I

wanted to cause the argument so bad

because I would have been up and that

Holly [ __ ] would have passed that was my

that was my time the hly [ __ ] would to

get I said yo take advantage but yeah

but as soon as the Holly [ __ ] pass the

Linder roll [ __ ] would have been right

there [ __ ] with the bottle water when

you wet her up right oh you Bo the water

all over who you work for you got a

second job got wire on sorry I got I got

to keep him on his toes I got to keep

him on his toes got keep he keep trying

to threaten me not his to so you started

to threat I respect don't finish it

though finish it you right though man

that's exactly what

uh that's what the heart of Mother's Day

is really about right especially if you

have a mom that's here rest in peace to

anybody who does not have their mom here

anybody that does have their mom me

cherish that [ __ ] man it is important

but once I got that Cod and didn't do

the patreon episode for the weekend I

just felt like I could ditch you all

responsibilities I did feel like that so

for my son's

birthday picked up that

phone baby I'm so sick you stupid yo he

said yeah grandma told me I said

yes I'll send you a little gift man just

hold it down that [ __ ] went

smooth next day start showing the Nicks

commercials it was at 3:30 Mother's Day

reservation was

four wait hold up

[Laughter]

now called them all

dudes

245 I'm trying I'm trying man I don't

want to get anybody sick man it's best I

just [ __ ] went

smooth like

bad so yeah

stop lying [ __ ] you post a picture well

since we here though oh yeah no I post a

picture I know I post a little picture

the old picture I post a little pick up

seen

that years

ago ages ago listen I'm getting mine I'm

I'm getting I'm getting mine back for

how they did us on for Father's Day I'm

getting for the coldrush for the cush

brother listen when they respect the day

in June we can get them a respect I mean

we could put a little more on it okay

well you you said um the Nicks game was

on you got any thoughts about that about

the Nick game uh well by the time this

is out uh the game tonight will have

been played must win so I'm trying to

look forward this is a must-win game I'm

talking about the Sunday game biggest

game the Sunday game well that's the

thing too talk about guilt don't God got

a sense of humor God got a sense of

humor ain't it I ditch my mom for the G

I sit there start watching G second qu

was in the first that [ __ ] was 40 to 10

in the first quarter I start looking to

God like you know what you know what

you're right that's my bad that's that's

peace that's my bad I'll do it right

next time you know we got we got smacked

I thought uh I thought tib should have

taken people out early so you get the

rest the rest is important for us we

don't have nobody on the team Jericho

Sims is a big bum God damn he's a bum

start put when they start putting [ __ ]

in the game that I played with at the

park it's like all right this is over

it's one of them [ __ ] down there that

day he put in the game they got a J in

the park one of them [ __ ] that look

just like me and is all them [ __ ] that

don't never play but when they get in

they got a beard shape up they looking

good I was like this game is a [ __ ]

rap so now the game is tonight in New

York by the time this ears that will

happen already then you get the most

rest from now to game six so the Knicks

have to win last night

and the next game you don't want to see

a game seven off 36 hours of rest when

you don't have they show the stats Josh

Hart has ran like 5,000 miles since

since the playoffs started are some

people injured yeah yeah theck the

Knicks potentially have four people that

would start anywhere in the league out

and OG Mitch uh Julius uh Julius and

banovich but it's fine the Nicks team is

tough I think that we will win this game

that happened last night I don't know

how and I'm not going to jinx us cuz

last time I did that we got smacked I'm

not doing it I'm not doing I'm not doing

no predictions go Nick very important

game uh is dudes bell pausy all right

since you want to ask me about [ __ ] is

his health good SM you got smile back

fine he's smiling right again yeah yeah

yeah he good his eye can blink now yeah

yeah he blinking both eyes blinking

thank God thank God God is good B he B

God is God is

um I fell on the stairs last night um um

face first no no no I tried to put my

boxes on on the stairs what and I missed

the step and I I roll down i r why was

you standing naked on the stairs because

I was just feeling myself I was just

enjoying I was taking in the it was just

a stupidest thing I'm like why would I

why you still wear boxers that's peace I

just had I have children I have children

in the house so it was late at night and

my wife jumped like you high she thought

still somebody broke in I tum my ass

down up stairs I started to roll how

many stairs had [ __ ] the whole spiral

[ __ ] you saw my [ __ ] I had to sit there

for like 30 minutes straight just

thinking like why would you put your

butt ass naked leg did and all that I

said princess do not come outside nobody

Jr coming up through the elevated pops

don't come here let me lay down I laid

there for a while thinking like why

would I attempt to put my boxes on at

the tip of the stairs because I putting

it on but I missed up put my leg and I

missed the the step that I'm supposed to

stand on I went to the other step and I

rolled but I I you know what I I want to

say I I created such a toxic environment

and I love my family that I told them

not to come they just left me there I

wanted them I wanted them to to be more

like concerned n we're not leaving you

[ __ ] 30 minutes is the dog came and all

that laid next to me my whole leg [ __ ]

up what's up naked yes I was going to

ask you to it was one leg just like that

I just let my one leg I said to my wife

yo bring me the covers I just couldn't

believe it it was I just had to tell you

it was justup my knees hurt right now

age that's age anybody ever bust in the

bathroom on y'all when they wasn't

supposed to come in and catch y'all like

in a vulnerable position we you in the

shower trying to get the goose like oh

Dam hey hey what you doing here yes yes

that that [ __ ] happened to me in the

airport all time in the family airport

somebody coming there with their kid

trying to trying to do something I'm

standing on the toilet

smoking you

smoking you

smoking you kiding you

smoke blowing it in the vent right

vent holy [ __ ] oh

man [ __ ] huh what if an adult catch

you then what what they going to do you

can't fly you're stuck you're stuck in

Minnesota forever [ __ ] they going to

tell me my bad yeah oops didn't know

didn't see the sign [ __ ] and if that

little family bathroom is locked sh I'll

get bold I'll go in the big joint with

the stop I'll be looking right over

I'll be

like blowing in the toilet right back

like the bullpen that [ __ ] don't work

what no but it it's down so it got to go

up yeah it don't work you trying to

flush smoke if the Earth is flat I don't

know I don't know is all I'm saying good

point uh listen don't let me just Ramble

On anywhere y'all want to start I'm

totally fine with 40 minutes in I'm sure

well we was talking about um Mother's

Day and that brought another beef

out on social

media uh Soulja Boy was a little upset

over a I think it was like a 12y old

tweet that that Metro boomman put out

and he chose Mother's Day to attack him

on Twitter because y know Metro's mom

has recently passed so he rest in peace

yeah rest in peace he went real um like

real below the belt real flagrant just

attacking him over his mom's

did y'all did y'all see any of that I'm

glad I did I saw I saw the videos but I

didn't know where the rod from I

couldn't see any of that cuz I was just

my imagination just kept showing me what

they going to do to Soulja Boy when they

catch him I didn't even see none of that

I just kept dreaming about how it's

going to play out the ATL stomp they go

oh my God if you don't give a damn you

don't give a [ __ ] they going they going

at Stomp all over that [ __ ] this gonna

be the lest and first video it it was

bad but the it it was a tweet Metro said

something like um

um I'm getting calls from Jeezy and

y'all are getting requests to send beats

the Soulja Boy or something like that so

we not the same one of them type of

things but again 12-y old

tweet Soulja Boy saw it and just was

like yo if you don't delete that tweet

I'm on your ass matter of fact I'm on

your ass anyway and just started going

and he said a lot that we won't repe I'm

not I'm not repeating any of that yeah

it's disgusting it's disgusting it

really is it's bad so your boy get

unhinged so fast in there um um when I

think it was academics and somebody

posted the clip of him saying you better

delete this in 24 hours 21 Savage jumps

in the comments and says or

what that's one of my lines I like yeah

that that's a good line it's a real

that's a real good line or what let's

just what's the alternative yeah if I

don't do this what happens let me weigh

my options and so now he's been shooting

at both of them yeah so he's been

shooting at Metro and

21 21 said boy when we catch you we

going to beat the absolute black off of

you said that he thought you you going

to [ __ ] yourself yeah when we catch you

it's going to be bad bad bad Usher

time he's going to be bad listen b and

so wait now so he said when we catch you

it's going to be bad cuz and then Soulja

Boy says some [ __ ]

back so then Meek jumped in this [ __ ]

has been a it's Meek jumped in and said

hey hey Soldier I'm just let letting you

know if you tweet that you going to do

something to somebody and if they see

you and kill you that's

self-defense and big Soldier didn't like

that neither so he's starting out

shooting at Meek he said Ain you sell

6,000 say ain't did he [ __ ] you in ass

[ __ ] what he said a that's what he said

what

he Meek had a weekend himself he did he

did

it's just been a bunch of [ __ ] like so

then Meek ignored uh him he ignored told

you boy as you should but then he went

on a rant and then 50 and H what do you

want me to do yeah about cover stuff yes

it's it's nasty um Christian the 50 [ __ ]

yeah puff son Christian no save that for

last well that's what started the [ __ ]

with him so here we are right now listen

and one of the oh man I see these [ __ ]

still though like how do I

report [ __ ] was just in Starlet with

the other one the other [ __ ] was in

[ __ ] con these be outside these

[ __ ] they don't give a

[ __ ] I'mma do it though there's no way

around

it is it way around it [ __ ] uh in one

of the more idiotic moves you've just

ever seen in

life boy I can't understand this for

anything

there were a few winners post the

biggest rap beef we've ever had or one

of the biggest rap beefs we've ever had

and one of those winners was

puff because everybody forgot all about

it yep and even if they didn't forget

they weren't as vocal they certainly

were not speaking about this anymore

they were distracted if anything yeah

and what a distraction you know how I

feel when your name is in some [ __ ]

on the internet maybe you don't but for

me I do your name being in some [ __ ]

you be home helpless and all you can say

to yourself is come on next story

exactly come on next story I know it's

coming somebody doing something out

there today come on get me out of this

mix Kendrick vers Drake was the best

ever of that if I didn't change my life

around I would love to have been in some

[ __ ] and then Kendrick and Drake

start

be what it yeah it was it was no short

just one week and [ __ ] that that's like

when we go to jail in Monopoly and stay

like oh [ __ ] I'm chill out I'mma chill

out here let fight out so that's what

was

happening but beef is in the beef is in

the air and beef is contagious so we

done went from Kendrick and Drake to

Drake versus everybody 1 v20 20 V1 to

Ross juming in to the game and [ __ ]

are seeing that so now of course King

comes has a diss track to 50 Cent so

much wrong with that sentence already

yes there's so much wrong with that

sentence I don't I don't even have the

time to tell y'all what's wrong with

that sentence I feel like if puff heard

this he would have stopped

this somebody should have stopped that

someone should have stopped this

somebody should have said your dog so

you wait till the Kendrick and Drake

[ __ ] is over for you to put all of the

heat right back on you and your dad and

then you got the nerve to be speaking to

the feds in the in the song and say

y'all talking about y'all raided the

wrong H the house next door is the one

with all the [ __ ] y'all ain't even know

that was ours you should check that one

out that was crazy that was a crazy in a

verse yo even if that's a lie that's not

that's a bad lie to tell B you don't

taunt the feds at

all but that just speaks to you being

rich all your life yep mhm privileged

not understanding that yeah you just

don't understand they don't play like

that and and they can use that to do

whatever W the song was leaked right it

wasn't officially released hey that that

song wasn't no damn leak they sent that

[ __ ] right to act like everybody else

been doing okay I thought a said that he

got it from his man that something

something something they made it got

that from them [ __ ] I'm with I'm with

is they made that they made the

song yeah I mean he's Rich you don't

know that 95 you don't make you don't

know that

95% conviction rate you talking about

you don't know that you get on and say

I'm smacking this [ __ ] out of anybody to

say no

ddy wow what you think everybody about

to start saying even people that wasn't

saying it now he said that [ __ ] your

stamina must be like Shakari

Richardson you about to be fighting for

ages yeah what's going to happen is on

purpose [ __ ] going to be right in his

face like Y in unison this [ __ ] going to

sound like a chorus yo this generation

got a problem with getting low they just

don't like getting low social media

social media they addicted to the

attention from social media it's

literally a drug today you know I high

off that [ __ ] as much as I'm mad at me

being Shadow banned I love that I'm

Shadow banned it's like I'm

low I like that now when y'all get to

your 40 they can't being low is like the

worst thing on the planet to to them now

no I can't be low I got to be I got to

show you I'm lit I got they don't know

how to be they don't know how to deal

with like not being stimulated by can't

show you my plates at a restaurant no

more that's some [ __ ] I seen a clip

of uh Aiden calling uh Kad during the

stream to ask him if he wanted to go to

Michael Ruben's party and Kad was like

nah I could have went to that [ __ ] last

year but I don't want to go to that like

that's not no [ __ ] that I don't want

[ __ ] talking about I'm in Illuminati

all the sudden and for whatever his

reason what it was just refreshing to

see somebody that you know I'm off the

mix I'm going be away from that mix for

a little bit um what we talking about

King com yeah I don't get it and I like

King com's music I do like I'm in the

I'm in the

some of [ __ ] is right his [ __ ] with

Tiana Taylor tough his [ __ ] with Chris

Brown that case touch me tease me remake

absolutely tough I still play that

record I like it

his he had another record with uh one of

them rapping [ __ ] Kodak or somebody

that was tough like he does know how to

rap it's just unfortunate I was outside

for puff so it's hard for me to you know

I still hear it but when these [ __ ]

but when these [ __ ] catch one like hey

let me get him a little dope since they

don't know what I'm talking about out

there hey bur you give me one of these

tomorrow we back we back

B that's it but uh yeah he just it just

did it just didn't make sense didn't

make sense wasn't a good idea wasn't a

smart idea I don't want everybody

rushing out there to make a diss track

and send the academics trying to catch

the moment I was talking to somebody the

other day about just why that's happened

I was talking to act about why that's

happened

um and I just think rappers now with all

this streaming

[ __ ] and everybody hip-hop is

reactionary so you see all the TR that

people are getting by doing by dissing

like it's instant it's the new way to be

instantaneous so wait I can hit this

amount of streams just quick I could get

gain this audience quick so [ __ ] just

about to be beefing forever and they

they they they real they think it has to

be a disc record that I could give to

act cuz it is act at this point like how

back before when [ __ ] used to rush to

flex to have Flex familiar record drop

bombs on your record he's kind of become

the that for this generation or for

right now I should say m so now they're

looking at it as what popped it off was

disc records not knowing that yo you

might could do the same thing if you

just give them a dope ass record right

and yo you could you know work it out

whatever Premiere this on your stream

but is this records that got got us here

all right cool let me go diss this [ __ ]

well yeah Follow the Leader but part of

part of a good disc record is picking

the right person to discs yes and I

don't think the 50 c is the right person

to diss today I don't really yeah ever

for that for that matter why do you want

to diss somebody who will literally

spend the rest of their life paying you

back for it but why you want to diss a

[ __ ] that's been on your pop's ass

forever anyway you just giving him more

reason to [ __ ] excuse me the [ __ ] with

all of y'all why do you want to diss the

[ __ ] who titled his album get rich or

die trying when the mob bosses were

trying to kill

him like if you going to talk

PR [ __ ] who am I

why would you diss the [ __ ] he stopped

the Summer Jam to set

to get it it's just better people to

diss is all I'm saying there is it's

better people to diss this

logic I don't understand why people

don't take a page out of my book when

all else

fails Just Kill

Logic yeah I I don't understand nobody

just jumping out dissing 50 of all

people I don't know why like I I you

canot make that make to me I'm not diing

nobody who got an active beef with one

of their own kids that's me if if you

got that type of [ __ ] in you [ __ ] you

win you

win I don't care what you say is that's

me call me [ __ ] well call me what you

make a little face I'm smiling don't

start [ __ ] that's how I feel I ain't

doing that [ __ ] I ain't disae I'm with

you I don't want problems this young

buck this somebody 50 related

don't [ __ ] with young it's man I'm

dissing somebody's by you so you think

that it's coming your way soon so I

don't look so [ __ ] God damn [ __ ] will

not find an out find an out yo I like

King cones but that just wasn't smart

yeah that wasn't I would like to know I

want to know who who was like next to

him that said yeah that's the move know

what I mean like who who cosigned that

you know what's [ __ ] up somebody I'm

sure did the [ __ ] up part though is if

he's not dissing 50 or trying to promote

this as a 50 Cent disc the record is

ain't bad it ain't bad it is not a bad

joint if he just getting to some yo this

is who I am you see what my [ __ ] look

like this how I'm out here moving and

get a catchy little hook who knows

that's better than I'm dissing 50 is all

I'm saying yeah 50 is the wrong [ __ ] to

diss that's somebody that dissed 50 good

50 disses too on it's the audio it's the

audio it's on the tape it's on with the

CD wherever you got it at but then [ __ ]

get in real life if one of the songs

start working you got to move around you

got to go promote the record [ __ ] D

[ __ ]

stupid that was foul oh man tra real

life kick in drama from back then real

life kick in oh thank God that Hot 97

[ __ ] was dangerous back

then live live on the you don't know who

is up there promoting some records just

talking to a DJ this [ __ ] wasn't even

on the

like God damn you was up here [ __ ] D

like like flip said live so now you want

to [ __ ] listening like oh wait wait

wait we know where he at right now for

some reason [ __ ] always got there in

25 minutes no matter what y get down and

[ __ ] didn't want to rush and get off I

always be telling the story [ __ ] I was

in privilege one of them years with

[ __ ] Brandon shout out to Brandon I

was in privilege and privilege was 50

[ __ ] Brandon don't know but [ __ ] I lived

in there and if I wasn't there 50 might

have been there we in there chilling

this when I said some slick [ __ ] about M

too I was talking czy ass I was talking

so crazy about him that [ __ ] 50 came in

there with like a million [ __ ] look

like somebody who owned the spot well

you do own the spot that [ __ ] Brandon

looked up he said yo we

good he looked up and said yo we

are I said I don't know [ __ ] be cool

[ __ ] n going walk over there and see

though we I walk over there if I don't

know if we cool I'll walk over there so

if I get it on you'll have a little run

like you say if you got an option run

with you to where you running privilege

to the roof I'm saying you ain't got to

you could you could say something yo I a

see you getting it on over here you go

to the bathroom [ __ ] [ __ ] on your ass

over there I didn't know that was you

fighting no I just saw [ __ ] happening in

chairs flying I didn't know you was at

the bottom of that you ever heard one of

your men say something like that no have

you ever heard anybody say something

like that I've been with some [ __ ]

where the fight broke out afterward he

talking about that was you see the Y

just seen [ __ ] going crazy I ain't

think that was you what [ __ ] you ain't

check check that add insult to

injury see the wash with [ __ ]

snooping him um walk over there to the

door pull a gun on him n that sh was

funny though we didn't [ __ ] watch the

wash [ __ ] watched the wash [ __ ]

did but in the scene the [ __ ] they

pulled the gun on Dre Snoop in the car

saw him pull a gun on him hit the

[ __ ] engine [ __ ] came back to the

car why you ain't help me he was like yo

they pulled a gun on you just now like

[ __ ] I saw you start the

car [ __ ] be like that like oh wait

it's getting it's getting a little

dangerous y saw the wash but not the

Black Knight see that [ __ ] y'all on

but I'm I'mma let that pass you got to

know what time it is when them mte

[ __ ] slept me too [ __ ] I looked

around the room seen [ __ ] Mickey fact

frequency [ __ ] it

man I guess I'm getting beat up

yeah I looked around the

room talking

like just give me

your right here buddy it's cool I love

the purple

tap just don't purple my eye man

Li hey [ __ ] I can hear you

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uh like that is number one it is like

that is number one I mean not like us

I'm sorry sorry not like us is number

one I'm old and and and it's it feel

like it yeah you know what I mean like

you know sometimes you see them number

ones and it's like what the [ __ ] I ain't

even heard that song no this one feels

like a number

one Andy for is number three M like that

is number six and family matters is

number seven mhm so Drake should thank

Kendrick oh [ __ ] for the for the

Kendrick stimulus package oh man cuz I

don't even remember last time Drake got

a number seven you barely crept in there

[ __ ] you welcome [ __ ] you talking about

got pop out and show oh my fault oh my

godo so I heard it outside I go see my

second Barber yesterday this is why I

love Kendrick long story less Long

Kendrick is the man for this he's helped

people to communicate in ways that we

never had my second Barber I've been

knowing him for I want to say close to

20 years too I'm so old now that

everybody I know it been close to 20

been close to 20 years that's old anyway

I go there I'm a little early so he got

somebody in the chair it's a black dude

I don't really never see nobody else in

there cuz he cutting his house M so the

black dude is in there and they talking

and talking and

talking and Jose is is calling this

[ __ ] every label in the world he's

calling him a passport bro then he's

like oh you understand him cuz y'all are

escort

Bros and he just started he throwing out

every label in the world like Jose I'm

learning to the dude that you don't know

to me and yeah I don't know him okay but

it's cool he's he's laughing he's I've

seen him before we just having a good

time kicking it Barber Shop talk in

somebody's house but but Jose clearly is

like one of those migrants that are

Republican like I'm a migrant but I'm an

American and I believe American [ __ ] you

know it's not migrant it's immigrant

that too both of them so he and there

throwing out every label in the world

and it's [ __ ] me

up it's confusing me so I say hey [ __ ]

ain't you where you from again and he

tell me and I said but you got like a

lot of American views in like American

kind of ways and he's like yeah and I

said well since you want to throw all

these labels out there and my man's

finishing his cut so he walking out now

I said so since you throwing all these

labels out there I think you closeted

and I think you've been in the closet I

think I how long I known you [ __ ] 20

years now I ain't seen a girl around I

ain't heard a whiff about a girl I think

so now his man that he just finished

cutting he ain't leaving he ain't

leaving he's like yo right he be trying

to get that off through the jokes and I

look at him I'm like yes finally

somebody understands me so Jose is

laughing Jose laughing like y'all really

think that I said Jose you got a I love

you sign right there that lights up but

the love is a rainbow and when I asked

you about it last time you was like oh I

got that from the V

shop I said yeah but you plugged it in

like you could have left it unplugged

you bought it and that's yeah but if you

buy atent shop you just buy [ __ ] you

maybe didn't know it lights up you hung

it so you hung it and it lights up so

his man we killing this [ __ ] now oh you

gay as hell [ __ ] you something we we

bombing on him so he like yo y'all

really think that about me and guess

what I said yes I said hey sometimes you

got to pop out and show

[ __ ] hey wait hey me and his man had

the best laugh in there laughing at his

closeted ass oh I never had so much fun

pulling somebody out the closet before

it's so easy to tell so he admitted it

no but I mean he didn't deny it either

he didn't deny it Jose's about sexual I

don't care what he say he's 100% by if I

known you for 20 years forget it

just know I could tell if I know you 20

years I could tell and you ain't see no

girl not a hint of a girl that one

little white girl you dated she drove

him mad and then he just went must have

went a different a different direction

yeah that Scientology [ __ ] he just

looking he just been looking for a group

to belong with and what better group

than that group oh my God he don't even

be trying to bag nothing it's all right

[ __ ] me and his man tell him yeah [ __ ]

we still going to love you [ __ ] come

out come on out [ __ ] you a man [ __ ] 20

years sometimes you got to bop out show

[ __ ] that's wild in a closet conversation

wild I didn't even know what appli but

anyway not like us the number one record

Kendrick Lamar Round of

Applause but number one in my house I

tell you that word and Shout Out mustard

that [ __ ] is like coffee in the morning

that [ __ ] shout out to mustard took took

this opportunity to shoot his shot at

some [ __ ] that have been getting

praised lately that he don't feel like

should be getting praised he came out

and say yeah [ __ ] been sleeping on me

man a lot of mud [ __ ] been winning I've

been mean seem like they forgot I'm glad

that they know now but yeah you see us

number one the west back up the West is

up ain't nothing say that's a good

record the the West is up the the the

the record won I'm not now Drake fans in

the street have been approaching me to

pod I'm sure oh yeah they want a pod

outside they a pod pod I've been dodging

them [ __ ] no I they've been to pod bro

I'm in the strip club dog I don't want

to hear about none of this [ __ ] also

getting a lot of requests from strip

clubs to have us come pod in there in

the strip club yes fig out you know me

I'm I'm I'm shut him down I didn't even

get to ask that part but they want us to

come and pod in a few strip clubs in New

York I'm with it I'm with it I don't

know how you do that let them Shut It

Down music would be on well they had to

they had to acques yeah I want to see

chicks dancing yo yo yo we'll figure it

out yeah we'll figure out hey dance to

no be

[ __ ] you want T got party solid

party there you go got airpods right

dance to our voice I seen I seen cam I

seen Cam and mace put somebody on on

their desk to shake some ass I felt like

you might feel some type of while they

threw money I feel like I be having good

ideas I never bring them up and then

somebody else do that [ __ ] I feel like

he beat me to the punch so now I got to

come blow at least 50 in here with

something nicer than Grandma they had up

here I got to I can't let them [ __ ]

beat me they smoke smoke my man's in the

back [ __ ] they absolutely smoked that

[ __ ] sh shout out listen man I'm hating

though I'm hating they smok that don't

worry I'm coming

back don't you worry you know Joe ain't

going out like that I'm sending

something up here cam

with some ones I'm bringing my little

bag out anyway uh what does it mean not

like that being number one Family

Matters being uh number seven Kendrick

having three joints in here like what

does it all mean tell me W is a new era

well we know W but I think it speaks to

I think it speaks to the labels and and

and the message being sent I think this

is more of that like now I'm really

believing it I mean granted I I saw I

believe like that as an organic hit MH

but then to see Euphoria do that to see

like that should not still be in the top

10 why it should still be in the top 10

should still go the best song of the

year I don't think it should still be

there I mean y not if there was somebody

not if there was somebody else with a

[ __ ] a level or Beatles level act

with some music coming out and pay to

get that [ __ ] out of there I was about

to say like what would it be replaced by

what has come out that replace that song

another time what's homeboy name Tommy

Richardson that's climbing up that's

[ __ ] too that's

number two I want to hate on it million

bab but it's hard yeah it's a good

record it's hard it is and I heard he

got another one too that's coming I'm

sure yeah I'm sure but no I I haven't I

don't even think it's the labels I play

I think that's well the charts is always

L maybe the Euphoria song cuz it's not

as radio friendly but the other two

songs used to hear them shits everywhere

yeah but that's what I'm saying even

with Euphoria not being l so now I got

two in the top

three that's the only one for me that's

that's what that's yeah makes it look

fishy right cuz you don't really hear it

but the other two but that don't mean

that the people not streaming it that

don't you get what I'm saying like that

could be Euphoria is my favorite track

from the beef mine personally and the

way the beef played out is the most uh

prophetic yeah he laid that [ __ ] out

yeah he laid that [ __ ] out

yep I think that's the reason that

people will keep listening to it he

tracked it out my favorite is meet the

grams but it's also my least favorite

it's probably my least played and most

favorite I think meet the grams is the

one that's going to age the best and did

the most it was the most impactful

that's the most that's one of the most

important ones strategy the most

important the most important one the

most important song yo I want to give

myself I disagree with that I think it's

Euphoria no oh no no no no you can swing

you can swing the first time and Miss if

if you got if you got five more in the

tuck I can miss with the first one first

one with the first one though yeah but

cool and and the fact that I laid this

out and I told you with the last line if

you do this I'm do this I'mma do that

and I did it but Drake didn't listen

don't matter I'm just saying it matters

when you talk for me I'm

talking the biggest piece of all of this

just grabs right yeah yeah was the

biggest piece of all us strategically

dog the [ __ ] put a song out that was a

fire song and set up and it set up the

hit yeah yeah and it set up the hit not

for school mother I hate this [ __ ] I'm

going hate on until I die too it's never

going to I'm sure no I'm glad you know

I'm that's he accepted it cuz look he

just like I'm not even here did whatever

he want he thought was here

again it'sit the S me the GRS is the one

that made people question what they knew

about Drake whether it was true or not

true Euphoria people still didn't that

was the warning hey I'm telling you

[ __ ] don't play with me like that meet

the grhs made everybody stop 53 minutes

after Drake dropped to say hey does he

is that your dad it made you question

everything you knew even if you didn't

like the song what it did I think that's

going to be one of the probably like

you're right the most important diss

track to come from this whole thing I

think Family Matter I mean I think

Family Matters is the friendliest Bop

for you people that have like the target

ears I I'm not trying to be funny what

about 616 to La like you guys don't ever

talk about that that's one of my

personal

because that's where he chose to attack

using the lyrical Miracle style like he

attacked him in every style 616 in La

was lyrical Miracle it's not on

streaming so it probably does not get

talked about as much I don't know if he

didn't want to clear the sample I don't

know why but it's not on streaming the

same way uh the AI freestyle [ __ ] not on

streaming if it's not on streaming

you're not standing in it if it's not on

streaming it don't count yeah I love the

torade record too still I like it too

but that's the one that got him in a

whole lot of trouble it I like it I like

it a lot too I want to give myself dodo

of the day because sometimes when you

listen back to podcast that you did

you'll hear something that you said and

then after [ __ ] plays Out Boy it' be

funny so I'm listening back when like

that came out and I dropped the beat to

tell to look in the camera and tell

Kendrick hey this ain't going to be

[Laughter]

enough yo whoops in retrospect that's

the funniest [ __ ] you ever heard telling

Kendrick who's sitting there fully

loaded he was hey dog this [ __ ] you did

won't be enough to kill who you talking

to he said that nigg heard that and

laughed he was like haha hold my

beard trust me looking back a lot of

that [ __ ] look crazy like the the Drake

comment of they don't have nothing to

drop oh no he had a lot he had a lot to

drop big dog like a lot of that [ __ ]

looking back just look

like confidence and his ego had and

arrogance had me convinced I'm like yeah

man this [ __ ] Kendrick man what can he

do and then look what he did never doubt

anyone I'm talking to a a is like yeah

if that record gets if not like us is

rolling past Fourth of July July Drake

has a problem I said [ __ ] Drake has a

problem Drake got a problem now Drake

has a problem which is why I understand

what he

means what act

means well there's value in getting low

right so so if you go out there and you

have a battle and the public decides it

you can go get low Drake can get low and

kind of wait for the wave to be gone and

if the wave is gone in July then Dr is

in real good shape if not like us C was

impactful and don't don't have legs and

it's over before August get here Drake

is in a pretty good spot giving what he

just withstood he

is I think that there's a not like us

remix or remixes coming I think the not

like us video is going to look like it's

going to look like it's where I want to

be any of them West Coast videos

class all yeah it's it's going to look

like the volleyball game it's going to

look like a West Coast like aood black

hood gang reunion and that's where it

gets T I think that I think that record

has into at least Memorial de which is

where it gets tricky you mean Labor Day

I mean Labor Day September the September

one how many states is it I don't know

yeah the September Memorial Day

oh laor day [ __ ] that's September

Memorial Day I don't think it lasts that

long if it

does it can last bro definitely last it

can last and back to back didn't leave

and you you know the you know the other

part the West been looking for one

that's why it lasts like the West been

look they feel like the West got a chip

on their shoulder like everybody counted

us out we got one we and and it took

down the big dog uhhuh yeah we ain't

letting this w got that on their jacket

that right there hey dog a lot of people

tried we did that mhm we did it more

more more Prophecy from Kendrick hey if

you thought that push a t was bad [ __ ]

leave me

alone now if I want to get

mature I hate that two of the greatest

had the mudsling that

way but I'm not

mature so I thank God every night scar

me that two of the greatest mud slung

that way mhm yeah when I'm is age I'mma

feel differently I dead n for real if

I'm close to to 50 I don't want to see

you call one [ __ ] a wife beater and one

[ __ ] a pedophile well all that [ __ ] is

crazy I'm with that I'm a Rapp at heart

but today though and today and over the

right

drums and it's a good record problem and

you make it catchy that's the problem

you hear it go up in the spot so now

everybody call all right man

a

good yo the line that's been going crazy

is and Baka got a weird case why is he

around like the memes like yo I'm

telling you everything that I keep

saying it everything we saw Drake do is

being done to him [ __ ] is meing that

one line I'm going say watch me do my

stuff every single day that's the one

not without the bomb

watch me do my stuff when the West Coast

[ __ ] say watch me do my stuff move

yeah they do their stuff they about to

do some [ __ ] shoot [ __ ] dance somebody

get [ __ ] up that [ __ ] make you want to

[ __ ] Walk that [ __ ] make you want to

move Son I see a lot of West Coast

people warning people that are not from

the west coast to be careful with their

behavior when the record comes on I took

heed well I don't dance like that anyway

but I can see the West Coast [ __ ]

trying to kill somebody else no they let

[ __ ] know like all that throwing hand

sign up and [ __ ] in video yo

yo me means something so Drake

posts good good

game summer Vibes up next little samurai

samurai picture mhm he that's what Drake

posted he has to stop pumping up that

part of this but I mean I guess not

narratives marketing promo I mean it's a

good fight he should he should post it

man no I'm sick of the 20 V1 part I'm

not talking about the fight uh I see

what you saying the 20 V1 part is over

for that got it the

21 the one one yeah yeah no you lost

however you put it them [ __ ] won I

don't want to keep hearing about oh me

against 20 [ __ ] ah by humbug um but

summer Vibes on the way how do y'all

interpret that what do you think that

means do you think that's the best

decision moving forward that's why I say

you should do you think it changes how

he is received on the next drop are

people looking at the next drop

differently than they've looked at any

other Dr drop is my I think it's more

eyes on the next drop now we want to you

have to deliver them you like it's

pressure on you at this point and the

way out of it is what I've been saying

the entire time he needs a hit hit

[ __ ] he needs a summer hit he needs

something to hold us down if Rich baby

daddy came out right now the first time

that's not going to do it but you said a

hit that's I'm talking about so you need

a specific he need a Smash Hit that that

that Drake get all right so rich baby

daddy is not a hit record that affected

everybody and S sexy sh that ass [ __ ]

that and when I asked y'all what was

Drake's last hit everybody did tell me

Rich baby daddy but let me finish he

needs a hit cuz Drake also has hit

records that everybody felt everybody

didn't feel rich baby daddy he needs one

of those so you don't just mean a hit I

need a he needs a

smash God's plan came out right now for

the first time

project project that for me would that

do it no no cuz that tell me the Drake

record that message is too positive give

me the Drake record that exists already

that if it came out today it does

exactly what he

need something like that something like

that God something sound like now all

[ __ ] going to do say God's plan oh

[ __ ] you was [ __ ] with the kids or

some [ __ ] like that it's it's not going

to resonate he need something like fake

love he needs something like or one of

the a record of his that already needs

his fake love um controller controller

something he need that what's fake um

I've been down so long hold on he needs

a that he needs he needs a hit that

everybody can feel and something that's

like kind of fluffy as well because

everyone's just going to dissect every

single he needs to talk in a different

audience with the melody not Dr talking

I don't like Drake that act tough just

keep making me there's no hipop there's

no hip-hop record that he can come out

with right now the Kendrick record is

going to step all over it you think if

if if a controller type record came out

right now that that everybody body loved

controller but in this moment you don't

think he's still criticized for that

either he's going to get criticized for

whatever he critized whatever you do so

you just need something to hit as many