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own enjoy the show hi audience yo those

days are finished I've learned so much

about myself since the last time we've

spoken since the last time I've spoken

with my audience no and I'm not the

proudest of the things I've learned but

I'm here to share it I'm here to share

it harsh realizations about yourself in

your 40s m in your 40s you are not the

person that you used to be you're not

him no more I used to be the

wingman

alive speak to it [ __ ] come on yeah you

always kick my back in help me out now

you a have to tell me bro I was about to

say you are amazing Ellis wingman in

Nebraska the fellas out there know the

topic that I'm speaking to you could

bring around a gang of two three 4 five

6 seven eight maybe up to 10 and me and

my man if he ill going to hold this down

everyone will be entertained even the

[ __ ] that shouldn't be

here there's a few of them that I don't

know how they made it through our

barrier the

threshold plus one a plus one The Velvet

Rope some of them ducked Under The

Velvet Rope even they about to have a

good time cuz real good wingman

understand that hey The Wack [ __ ] got

to have fun too cuz one of them might

start talking to the fine girl

going ruin the whole vibe so I really

did used to be a really good wingman if

you know somebody that know me you can

ask around the street my rep is out

there not

now those days are over why it don't

matter how good you look it don't matter

how good you

smell if my man let some [ __ ] sneak

through the barrier and she come around

real [ __ ] today on the man tip I'm

going to call my girl somewhere I'm

leaving you alone with these Duds okay

I'm leaving you alone with leav you said

if they

dope if they're so if they're dope

you're staying if they're dope I'm going

to help my man okay but I'm saying you

looking good is not dope true true true

right you need to be able to sit here

and acques with whatever Vibe is going

on if you come around and you're calling

the fight the

game it's going to be a little it's

going to be a little weird it's going to

be a little yeah I mean

um if you come around and I see my man

just happen I learned my man just

happens to be about five years younger

in the

moment if I learn that in the moment I'm

like all right man something snuck

through some some some snuck snuck

through a little bit that's all so yeah

I'm not going to assist you in the

moment I'm

I'm going to go away and call my girl

and act like it ain't no [ __ ] around

you know that moment when there [ __ ]

around and you become grateful for your

girl yes yes yes yes absolutely you know

how bad [ __ ] got to be for you to

just sit there looking at even if they

pretty be like Dam yo my girl ain't the

worst

yeah y all that [ __ ] all that [ __ ] that

we was just fighting about you know what

think I could I I can live with

it bab love you so much the random

theand I love you so much yo you my

everything out of nowhere you my

everything yo I baby I was just sit here

thinking cuz that's all you doing you y

I love the the just where we at right

now everything that we stand for you

start playing [ __ ] man yo you know what

we need to go and do this yeah Fiji

sounds so nice come on I've been saying

I was going to take you to Fiji oh man

yeah that type of moment so yeah I'm no

longer a wingman I'm not I'm not the

wingman I am is bring him around to to

let them know that you know some [ __ ]

that's moving around and that's it just

my existence has to help you don't lose

no points in your if that don't if that

don't help I'm I we've established my g-

card I'm fine with but you don't lose no

extra points once I kept talking about

it I like I ain't mad at the gcard being

halfway down little bit yeah you do

that's that's lose no points what no I

was saying like you know we already

talked about the points being a little

low on a Gard status I was trying to

figure out do you lose extra points for

that or course I guess so yeah cuz I at

first I'm thinking it's voluntary so see

you about to make me

mad cuz do I lose points or do my [ __ ]

lose points for sne for something having

snuck through both but cuz my man know

he brought him around cuz I could turn

it up at any given moment Any Given

Sunday I could turn it up that's your

job though yeah [ __ ] if I hit these

LEDs in here that's your job and you and

you what if you want what if you don't

want to work that job no more you the

LEDs and you the

axman wasn't coordinated either Parks

I've been I've been off I've been off

I've been off my Dean so long my LED app

don't even sink up oh my God it don't

even sink up with the joints yeah you

got can't even read it stupid you lose

about 15 you just using regular white

lights but n [ __ ] know I can turn it

up right and in your 40s and 50s and 60s

it ain't about what you could do today

it's about what you've done in the

reputation you've already built and

today I want to live off my

legacy I don't want to have to actively

do it today and neither do y'all so

y'all not going to shame me in that

that's true y'all don't want to go

outside nothing it's not about you in

that moment it's about your man you

showing up for your man yeah but your

man got to know to at least bring

something through that's worth me having

to play that role if if it ain't worth

playing that road a [ __ ] just figure

but you might not know until you in the

in the thick of things my [ __ ] Cory got

a vet better he don't show up with

nothing that don't look East African K

Verdian Michael Jackson Liberian girlish

he show up with appolonia's

niece like something that's look curly

here he got he that boy right there they

got Indian in their family yeah yeah

them chicks that like still like that

[ __ ] Blacklist and they like that

[ __ ] like they treat that [ __ ] like he

a museum EX look at that [ __ ] black

skinned GL

stupid yeah no so Wing man days over 43

heading to 44 I'm sorry to anybody I'm

letting down with this

announcement see but that's the other

thing most my [ __ ] today are in

successful marriages and

relationships so I only got like ammani

and Corey that's single and like moving

around oh I'm sorry oh I'm sorry first

first first

69 all right the m is not single my

apologies so it's only like one or two

single [ __ ] out there that's going to

sneak some [ __ ] in

anyway got you got got to show up my

[ __ ] you got to you curse him out later

you know what to our off camera topic no

he's right you know why you got to show

up cuz it ain't like you got to do too

much work for too many people you only

got one person right now you got show up

for it's not that much work and he not

gonna bring no stength D duns around you

cuz that [ __ ] is Bouie Betty himself uh

he hasn't so I'm not going to put that

mut on his name yeah but my counter to

what y'all are saying and then we'll

start this podcast is the game has

changed a little from when we played it

so now that Circle that that Circle that

come around might sneak the phone out

hit you with a little bu B hit you with

a little tapy

tapy that that girl might tape the TV

that she watching the game on

and your girl recogniz that that's your

TV that you didn't like the bricks that

she help you pick out on the wall to

hang the TV I'm not saying it's nasty

even though it is cuz we old school we

came in today that's part of the game

that you just got to be aware of

mhm yo don't take no video picture and

then that's a nasty talk to have by the

time you having a talk it's too late

it's too late it's too late damn done

already she already done put your uh

your cat snuff Snuffles Snuffles is on

the ground your cat so unique yeah yeah

that one sese with a black stripe going

straight down his you got the only Red

Cat in

America yeah that's or bald cat like

Aisha Diaz she got the only bald cats

running around in America still she love

them too she's so ug oh let me shut up

she get mad at me if I talk

uh no you going to talk today I'm here

that enough I'm letting you guys talk

about your wingman top you've been a

wing woman

dibs that's the opposite of wing woman

that's the opposite you guys totally

[ __ ] on my whole wing woman you know

examples and stuff you guys don't think

I'm a good wing woman I don't if you

call dibs well listen look you just said

that you like your legacy to do all the

Talking for you I mean I do the same

[ __ ] thing just me showing up next to

you that's really that's really all I

got talk your

[ __ ] I I should have said that time but

you couldn't understood than what you

understand now oh she went to Miami and

got her bad let me tell y'all something

that's [ __ ] male ml Ford right there

holy [ __ ] I had a good time I see now

flip the head on the [ __ ] flip the

head on them [ __ ] so they know what

time it is I had a really good time uh

okay I will start this podcast I will

later tell y'all what I learned about

myself that ish is going to argue with

me about I don't know how he's going to

argue with me about it but you better

not do

it you you better live righteously you

better live like a a child of

God cuz if I get the call this gu's a f

no I ain't no I ain't all right hold on

I got start this [ __ ] do I got some

inspiration nah [ __ ] it let just start

let me just start man see what you got

for

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us get these drops out the way real

quick so happy to be with y'all today

man man man what a beautiful

day enough D woke up with some breath in

my

lungs watch the sunrise

huh woke up a little early got produced

started sending some text and email I

emailed some [ __ ] that's going I wake

up too early now I got I got to email

some [ __ ] my new [ __ ] my 40s I'm

telling you I'm learning about I

emailing you hey did you a cc function

huh did you CC anybody no cuz that's

like true evolution true M no I ain't

doing [ __ ] where I got to email a couple

[ __ ] okay and I got the same time in

the same email yo how you still wake up

there what do you mean how I go to

bed I go to bed he SK he Tony party and

went the B I skip I skip atlantis's fire

Monday lineup cuz that [ __ ] is way too

far in Queens for me to get home at a

decent time and get some sleep and my

barber cancel my uh Monday appointments

so that was a Tuesday Morning thing got

to be up by 600 let's get to it and then

my barber come in to positive he like

one of them positive frat brothers who

work out like he com in shorts leg day

he just hit He Man productive wishing

you positivity it's like you can't be

sleeping when he come

in I don't like them [ __ ] too early in

the morning me a lot positive [ __ ]

right that's like doing good in

life me a little later on Grand Rising

King yeah yeah sh good morning good

morning Mone yeah you ain't going to

catch me sleep actually I'm sleepy

morning morning um welcome to episode

7:34 right of the Joe Button podcast

brought to you by prize pick I'm your

humble gracious grateful happy to be

here boy am I happy to be here with

y'all today host Joe Button here with a

few really amazing people I'm super

excited that Mel is at work present

ready to pause welcome back M thank you

ready to get to it yes now I've I've

shared with her off my her outfit tells

me that she ain't really trying to pod

through the summer like that I'll be

honest with you I was like what does my

outfit tell you you trying to be on the

beach you're not even here not at all

she trying like a silhouette she trying

to be a curlfest Hamp Hampton Hampton

yeah h on a boat riding riding shotgun

with Justin Timberlake well maybe not

him Maybe not maybe not JT on a boat

somewhere I'm trying to be on a boat yes

this is like the little chick I seen

without legs on the yacht that was

twerking I saw that she was

that shaking that [ __ ] with no legs she

threw that little [ __ ] up there though

little you'll beat something with no

legs yes um yeah she that up there I'm

not beating your legs what the [ __ ] wait

wait wait did you see the video yes I

know they my going be mad big if she

ain't got no legs yo my dick is huge

listen buddy this is this a t yeah

word holy

[ __ ] and she ain't going to be the most

mobile chick in the world so yeah just

toss it up toss it up in the back right

there while I [ __ ] go do

something she looked very mobile I think

you guys are just projecting cuz she got

the the the St right there she probably

has Pro Prosthetics but she took them

off throw it in a circle we don't need

those she can't run from that you know

me take that really happy that you're

here with us Mel how was your time away

tell us everything it was great um abff

the American black Film Festival happens

every year in Miami it was amazing shout

out to Jeff Friday Nicole Friday the

whole staff it was dope um one of the

biggest things about this year was

Denzel Washington came to have an

armchair discussion on stage and I mean

the place was standing room only it was

like thousand seater um uh Arena or um

Amphitheater and standing room only come

on don't try to Denzel me to death what

happened after that there was there was

a there was a um it was raining were you

doing were you doing cocktails or molo

like what were you drinking I was drink

for drinking spicy margs and SEO smoking

a little bit of there we go now smoking

a little bit took a bunch of mushrooms

chocolate shout out to ad thank you so

much for the package um you always get a

package from somewhere too I I sure am

take care of [ __ ] though he really

does shout out to ad see he really

really does I'm going talk about y'all

[ __ ] that try to package all way to

something too YY I ain't talking about

ad that's my man but y'all [ __ ] that

try to Good Deed your way to it stop it

my [ __ ] stop it my [ __ ] a [ __ ] can't

do a good why why why why they got stop

that's their version of

tricking yo it can't be I'm not mad I'm

not mad at that it can't be why wait

wait hold up why

why he said oh I'm with y'all oh okay

okay okay got you got

you good deeding your way to some [ __ ]

genius hell yes it's tricking just in a

good deed y'all [ __ ] sound like broke

haters you

we congratulate that care package

they [ __ ] got do man go take this Edible

Arrangement what you talking about [ __ ]

let me arrange something arrange

something

Ed hey and I'm not talking about ad

shout out to ad that's my man I'm

talking about you other [ __ ] that be

trying to FedEx something there here

moving around too that's no I'm saying

that [ __ ] life looks amazing I be

following them [ __ ] jealous like yo

this some [ __ ] this got more bottles

like your damn [ __ ] [ __ ] out here

moving around but you don't drink I know

I had fun

though when the bottles buy bottles no

when the bottles come Fun's coming after

so you're the guy that's going to wait

till the bottles

come trick me trick me today that today

yo what can get you to drink is an event

that can get you a drink your wedding

maybe Genie bus nowadays Genie bus and

get him I'll drink I'll drink something

if I if I want to open up a little bit

if Genie bu call you and say yo I'm

inviting you to the Lakers draft after

party as my plus one or my date or my

escort you going to take a little sip or

something my you think it's going to be

just church right what what I'm what I'm

sipping on Pat and Ry quick what I don't

want babies to no no it's going to get

him a little boom

far you get him a little boom

he G to get in his old [ __ ]

bag y know is man y need to go out

yeahuh y'all need to go out with I try

to go out with is every week he won't

return my

text this [ __ ] just lies for the that's

what let me know that however he's

describe me in the household I am a wild

niggaer I know what time it is he don't

want to have the real talk you believe

that no that's how it be though that is

how got if I'm telling my girl that yo

it's yeah it's always

got to tell his girl yo I'mma head out

with mouse it ain't even your but me and

mouse about

toig yo listen to this my girl watched

the podcast way before I ever step for

she don't want you to hang more

reason not making the case good no how

is that me doing it she don't want you

to hang out with me yo just say that

though might that's not true though my

girl don't give a [ __ ] it no that's not

true oh boy yo that's true all right all

right let me ask she might not fight you

but don't care she'll be a little bit

more of a conversation oh yeah it ain't

going to be y me and mouse just about to

run out and what time what time we

leaving you leaving at midnight you

leaving at midnight she's going to stay

she's going to stay up no she not put it

this way dog me and Joe have gone out

since I've been with my girl that's not

true she knew you was with J yeah when

the last time though when we went

out we be bumping we be mean up by

mistake [ __ ] dog I've been with my girl

a long

time so therefore me and you have gone

but [ __ ] mad times we ain't been out

since the pandemic I was with my girl

during the pandemic and before the

that's not the point I'm making this I

know you've been with your girl that's

not the point of the pandemic is a long

time ago we should go somewhere Joe you

might you might be stepping on something

that's not true this is what happen I

don't want to no he not stepping on

nothing dog my girl was pregnant during

the pandemic I have a 2-year-old at home

I don't go out that much and then when

you go out with Joe like he just said

you leaving the house at 12:30 my [ __ ]

you coming home but we can do a little

we can walk in say less and walk out you

ain't got to just do it with

Simba we can walk in say less and walk

out de ass we can go to the Tony what's

up we can go we go to Malcolm X I [ __ ]

what's up [ __ ] [ __ ] fool yeah don't

put me in that box what's up oh [ __ ]

look at Malcolm skating

around I look look at

Betty I Ain intro nobody else this

another long intro am here is is here

ice is here par here PO is here Cova is

here and ER is herea everybody's here

how's everybody doing how y'all feeling

what's up we good good GL to be back to

be back happy to see y'all how was

everyone's Father's Day lot of dads here

not you Parks from M up it was good good

had a great great time light [ __ ] like

the simple stuff to me is the the best

stuff did you guys get any gifts that

you liked this year I know that's a

thing for you guys where you guys don't

get gifts or get shitty gifts or get

vagina

you already have Vina is not a gift D

not that's y'all that keep trying to P

at l i I've always appreciating daily

that sh that sh appreciate pass car

what as a

BMW he driving off the lot you ain't

even got to drive off the lot as you

take it as soon as you see it it's like

oh okay yeah all right I know I ain't

the first [ __ ] to think you fine this

[ __ ] said hey before I seen you a lot

of [ __ ] thought you was fine you done

been through the run you have been

through the ring Mama that that [ __ ] is

pawn shop now oh [ __ ] [ __ ] had their

way with that now I'mma come through

[ __ ] Ronnie romance no way you've

been pretty since the '90s I'm catching

you in

2024 over yeah that's a rollback miles

on yeah you got to go get that should

refurbish you got to

go your man rolling back man

[ __ ] need a new

TR come on now come on now oh don't play

with me I'll be happy to meet the chicks

with like the 14 day period the 11 day

yeah clean it up clean that [ __ ] up yeah

periods got shorter right clean it up

huh period started getting shorter no no

not as your age as you age that should

get a little that should be a little

time they get weird little minute they

get weird yeah starting earli What's

happen yeah they starting earlier I

always remember them being like a good

like yeah seven 10 days out that chick

sins that that that chick IND discretion

has the longer a period the more

sins for real you mean talking oh my God

10 days oh yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you've

been [ __ ] in your life and your [ __ ]

know it you cannot lie to that [ __ ]

clean it up get that get that cement out

yeah cuz get all of it out everything

that might be in there take the old car

you got to get that engine flush right

yeah come on back to the old car old

might be old fries up in that anything

might find the lost remote up in that

[ __ ] right on the [ __ ] be in that [ __ ]

just hot oh man good [ __ ] feel the

last [ __ ] lost his keys up in that

[ __ ] [ __ ] disgusting a [ __ ]

idiot gifts Father's Day

gifts that's where we were my son is

coming out here uh in a couple of weeks

that [ __ ] told me I got your gift out

dad I'm going just bring it with me that

mean you ain't get the gift yet [ __ ] I

know but it's cool I thank you

appreciate it bro yeah my [ __ ] was cool

okay I don't I don't really do that I

got a wallet hey that's

good no hey no listen to me hey no look

at me they clapping my [ __ ] that's a

thoughtful gift for you you needed a

wallet yeah you needed a wallet your

[ __ ] was on the last string with all

them 97 cards your wallet no your wallet

was high

97 that niggaer had 97 cards ready up bu

it

down that [ __ ] ready to buy some [ __ ]

on his b he wasn't doing it cuz then you

got he's on his Bish all right all right

we bucking this what they work you got

another one wait you got the old school

W she got you the upgraded joint n it's

a a to me joint oh yeah that's a step up

okay not that's a step up you had the

Century 21

[ __ ] y you an idiot yo I don't I know

what you had but I saw the new one

online m a look like that yeah not at

all that's fire though okay a wallet

what else what else what else what else

ice um my father's day started Friday

for me that's why I wasn't here um my

daughter school did they hold your

father's day is all yeah I thought about

you a lot of them Father like that [ __ ]

that nigga's a real dad that [ __ ] be

there for his kid

yeah not [ __ ] what's wrong with you

y n you Ain think about ice no ice is

dead he tell her oh no it's my turn got

6 days with my bab I was home like 6

days God damn Li that's a long time to

be with your child like [ __ ] love

their kids no that [ __ ] is I'm getting

him a gift you're dad of the Year ice

you really n just you know I love my

baby that's it but um but yeah they had

her school had a uh for real some [ __ ]

in the park for all the dad look look he

went to the dad meet up in theica you

you had your dad in your life right no I

mean he was there but

don't try to be down with us [ __ ] no

what he was my father wasn't physically

there okay he wasn't um that's part of

why I am the way I am cuz I don't want

my you know I want pass you know

whatever but yeah it was some [ __ ] in

the park bunch of little kidss they

cooked for the for all the dads and [ __ ]

it was pretty cool give me napkin P it

just [ __ ] me up because it was more

mother's de than

dad's mom's trying to step on our shine

yeah I'm like yo what the this is

supposed to be Father's Day you said

that [ __ ] you up I a want to I I want

I know I know B I know your mother's day

I'm putting um when I when I say Happy

Mother's Day I'm putting happy Mother's

Day to all the active mothers for now

one all right start beef then no I'm

sorry I'm saying all right start some

beef every year they say that I woke up

father all day started some beef bullsh

I thought it was funny but I wasn't

trying to start beef I just thought it

was funny but as the day went on I felt

like a shitty person so but my plan was

to erase it the whole time but then you

kept it right I archived

it I archived it yo Father's day was lit

let me hit a round of applause for all

of the fathers out there the active

fathers I'll even include I'mma even

include some of the stepfathers in this

even though I feel like y I feel like

y'all need your own day for real H I

feel like stepfather day should be like

Mischief Night Halloween around then

somewhere why you want to hit the [ __ ]

with batteries no no no I [ __ ] with the

step fck you talking about not Father's

and I'm a stepdad got my step kid some

Bryson tiller tickets hit Bryson tiller

yeah he said who this I was like oh all

right it's your

button awkward text but uh [ __ ] ain't

even lock you

save you always highligh

[ __ ] that's so awkward yeah who the [ __ ]

is this

[ __ ] hey you think you the man I think

stepdads need their own day but I'll

include stepdads in this all of the

fathers out there what a beautiful day I

felt great from the uh from the

community of dads that was on my text it

was a lot of lot of I realized more

learning about me I know a lot of active

real [ __ ] dads there for this I know

single dads I know all time to dads and

we was deep in the Texas yo my brother

making each other feel good brother love

you yeah that felt

good dad [ __ ] Community you goddamn

right you godamn right that [ __ ] I got a

phone call Sunday evening from Simba he

was like yo you don't even get a text he

was like the the dads I see that's

really I got to call [ __ ] direct they

gave you that too

yeah yeah did it was special you what I

mean his that's how he got a couple

that's the package I take it de Simba

gimmick tricked a few of us up here

before Oh here this [ __ ] I'm

talking been saying nothing you got did

you get a call I'm saying you got no he

a send me a text I'm a real

[ __ ] [ __ ] hit me when an album is

coming out don't don't hit me with love

and

support everybody else hit me though

everybody else listen I'm shouting out

the dads I love that dad text thread

[ __ ] that we had going on and awkward

moment it was a few of y'all dudes that

hit me where I was unsure of your

status Joe what the [ __ ] what you mean

meaning you didn't know they were I

didn't know if you were a dad or not

okay I didn't know if this was one way

you was

me some people yeah the relationship I

don't know I didn't know some of them if

they had a kid true not a lot it's not a

lot not a long list but it was about

three people that paused me like hey

does this person nah but

maybe it's a little awkward [ __ ] be

dads

um I had nothing to complain about uh s

s brought me my baby with a get yeah

that's right balloons give me the little

thing that they did in school give me

the thing my dad is blank and my dad is

his favorite blank yeah give it all to

me in a nice little bag the little

painting the little painting that they

get him to do and give my [ __ ] I don't

care what it is cuz if I don't get it

I'mma feel away on Father's Day and you

should I'll admit it you should so she

she gave it right to me I felt great uh

took my dad my brother my sister both my

kids to our normal it's like a ritual

now a little brunch in Harlem uh that we

do we had a great time and there had a

real real real good talk with my oldest

son just about some of the uh trauma and

grown man issues that you might have

from the years that Dad wasn't there we

bumped into that one and that was Ill

that was kind of fly cuz I just never

even think about how what areas that

might be popping up in for him today so

we had that talk and I was able to say

hey man if there's anything I could do

to help with like some of them dad

issues

this [ __ ] just got he can't stop you

can't help yourself do but I said I'm

serious cuz who you going to talk to

like who you going you should be like

your dad M hit me [ __ ] hey is anything

I can do help fix some [ __ ] that I

[ __ ] up before got to come to to to

therapy if I got if I got where I got to

if I got to show up somewhere I'm I'm

coming yeah that was fun me and them had

a lot of fun we did uh took a long

scooter ride with with my youngest

you know my scooter go like 70 M hour

yeah so I didn't bring that outside I

was trying to do like the good dad I was

on my ice [ __ ] like let him get the

scooter I just walk behind him proud

smiling he was he booked

it he booked it when he booked

it I had to show him your competition

kicked it I had to show him who boss I

had to show him who boss hey big dog

watch this let's head back to the house

for a second let me go get the

scootered up oh I hate about 80 on that

little [ __ ] boy I got out of there yeah

who's boss now oh it was great we took a

long little run but I would have just

never even thought to do that like bring

my school out it was just a lot of

little things would just felt good on

Father small [ __ ] yeah small [ __ ] small

[ __ ] felt really really really good on

Father's Day uh at the brunch I also

noticed it wasn't as crowded as it was

last year last year it was packed with

dads this year maybe I got the early but

the dads wasn't out in full force but

the dads that was there was like part

party of

10 whole family celebrating Dad party of

eight whole family celebrating Dad so we

all looking at hey salute right yeah

yeah Dad [ __ ] we we raised all these

[ __ ] it feel good oh yeah I was at um

I went to Haven I went to Haven for they

little brunch and it was the same [ __ ]

but I bought my daughter so it was all

the tables was reserved 8 10 big ass

parties of tables were reserved so it

was kind of awkward cuz I had to bring

my baby and they need to high chair

uh-huh and so when we did the

reservations we didn't include the high

chair and all of that [ __ ] was

pre-booked with parties of six parties

of 12 they was even written a little

side area with like 25 people in that

[ __ ] just all celebrating Father's Day

it was kind of dope that was kind of

floppy yeah my family tried to do

something like that but the places we

looked at they was we waited too late so

we ended up cuz just so happens this

Father's day was also my grandfather's

83rd birthday damn so the family was you

know we usually do his birthday my

birthday Father's Day we do a little

cookout something like that MH he didn't

want to leave the house so we did it at

their house and it's just some family

[ __ ] but again about 15 20 people no

Father's Day [ __ ] was kind of fly when

you watching other fathers and they just

giving you acknowledgement that [ __ ] is

dope you said you went up stair right

yeah I surprised my pops popped up on

him got him a nice little present felt

good did a little cookout with the

family fire it was beautiful it was

beautiful absolutely got got nice with

pops you know what I mean got nice

little Yak little Yak in the Rocks

little whiskey for pops you know what I

mean good time

Good Times uh shout out to everybody out

there that lost their dad uh we know

they are here with y'all in spirit

salute to y'all uh and shout out to the

Future dads out there shout out shout

out to y'all it was a really really

really really good [ __ ] can I can I real

quick can I give a shout out to my

cousin my cousin Fred uh he he doesn't

he didn't have kids but he adopted

officially uh adopted uh him and his

wife's new child so this was his first

Father's Day so even in that situation

even dope do so salutes to him I thought

that was super dope really good kid and

I'm happy that he's finally got to that

point where cuz he kind of rais me a bit

so okay I would never be like yo Happy

Father's day but the fact that now he

has a child and taking care of the child

and in in the greatest way through

adoption child who really needs that

influence that was dope so salutes to

Fred and Angelique thought that was dope

very dope newly fire shout out to all

the adopted kids out

there that's it

y always think I'm on [ __ ]

you I'm telling yall I'm not I'm growing

up 45 is coming your birthday ain't here

yet [ __ ] no that ain't that's 44 I said

45 you ain't growing up yet is what we

say but you got to work your way towards

where you want to be is all I'm saying

uh I want to say rest in peace to my

cousin Earl my guy Earl passed away Earl

I love you I'm dedicating my performance

today to you uh I'll be in South

Carolina soon so we can do all do all

the [ __ ] the right

way the good call greens thank you thank

you thank you get that registration down

there too what registration

y oh what happened I got you off mic you

always say that and then you never go I

forgot always say that you just reminded

me just remind you how much better I

would be as a person if you was

reliable how a [ __ ] put his growth or

you be what the I would be a lot iller

if I could depend on you but buuck it

[ __ ]

it reliable you're a different you

holding me back do get your [ __ ]

together so I I can be great but he

procrastinate even with me even with me

uh I was important what else is

important unimportant uh where do y'all

want to start you want to get out the

way we started with congratulations to

Boston we we can just get that out the

way salutes I didn't want to watch the

rest of the game cuz I as a New Yorker I

just don't want to see Boston celebrate

yeah I barely watched any of these

finals at all honestly yeah but salutes

to them they they did they did it they

earned it they did they did it they

earned it ear I ain't want them to win

either but I mean they earned it I I

wasn't mad at them winning I just hate I

didn't think they was going to

win yeah I'm just a New Yorker so at

this point I can't celebrate Bost it a

but so much celebrating I can do or even

watch [ __ ] be too happy in Boston I

can't do it no I'm I love the city of

Boston sportswise I'm I'm I'm going

celebrate him I am let me do it the

right way man hold

up all right there we

go the Boston Celtics have won the NBA

Championship 4 to

one

uh I guess I got to be happy for these

[ __ ] I am happy for them I'm happy for

them cuz I like Missoula like all the

Missoula interviews like he on his 5% of

[ __ ] y'all [ __ ] I like seeing that

Jaylen Brown is on [ __ ] too I'm

happy for him what I'm I'm really really

happy for him I could not be happier for

Al Horford yeah yes that's true like

once I start looking at Boston for real

like they got a lot of people I was

happy for Al Horford 17 18 19 however

however many years for him to finally

get one shout out to him man I [ __ ] with

him Class Act the whole way the and

still has his hairline and didn't he

didn't just get one sitting on the bench

he was active was active like he

contributed and y'all better be glad

that Al Horford is a happily married man

because he is a hard time in the

club Al Horford is a hard out in the

club super excited for Jason Tatum yes

for sure really really happy for Jason

Jason Tatum did you send him a DM no I

did not you should you should I try not

to impede on people's biggest moment of

their life with just some self-centered

Joe Button [ __ ] congratulations you

deserve it DM

not not while the entire world is

sending that like get it be humble

enough to wait so maybe like I hate when

people try to make other people's moment

they moment I hate that and that happens

a lot today [ __ ] out there do it even

in death soon as you die [ __ ] putting

up y'all text oh he was just about to

send me a package I hate that oh my God

so no I didn't do that um who else am I

happy for on the Celtics Drew holiday

I'm super

happy him I'm get to in a second I'm

happy for him cuz he's black but he

already had one and he's that [ __ ] and

I'm going to talk about Drew holiday in

a second uh I am happy for porzingis as

a Knicks guy I am he got one he got one

true I can't hate Peyton

Pritchard hey you like Pritchard boy I

like Pritchard a lot like Pritchard boy

cuz I've watched him in summer league be

Michael Jordan I did too when they was

trying to figure it out the Celtics

trying to figure it out so dere white

bust his ass too that [ __ ] jumped on my

nephew inmer League I said whoa chill

out [ __ ] chill out

[ __ ] um so yeah there are a lot of

people on the Celtics that I am happy

for but that would make for a boring

broadcast get some head off yeah so

s because I think the finals was really

uneventful it was it was and and I don't

want Celtic fans out there to think that

me saying that is trying to take away

from their greatness two things could be

true I think the Celtics are a great

team and have been all season long they

deserve they deserve while they've been

a good team yeah but this season they

separated themselves from the pack 60

win team they they achieved a lot this

season uh incorporating new players into

the system uh after a failed season last

season so that can be true and I could

feel like they weren't tested I don't

really feel like their greatness was

tested by anybody that playoff run which

makes me want to highlight the people

that should be sick to their stomach

this morning which is why I have Neo

playing right now I'm going let this

hook Rock and then I'm going to tell

y'all who should be sick there's a very

obvious one right the top off the I know

I know one all right let me turn it down

[ __ ] let me turn it down former coach

udoka all right we will start

with udoka yes

who could not control the horny couldn't

control the Horny the horny got the best

of them man should have just rubbed one

out couldn't keep your dick in your

pants you [ __ ] to the white girl s he

that [ __ ] post on cuz I don't want to

say succumbed cuz that's on the white

dirty that's a uh no pun intended super

pun intended succumbed yo you had

neong and you had a Celtics team oh and

your child mhm Father's Day yeah [ __ ]

don't really be all right shut up uh you

had your child you had neong you had a

very capable Celtics team but you

couldn't keep your dick in your pants

and you fell victim to the pretty or mid

white girl that worked with you udoka is

number one on the I am sick to my

stomach and then they sent you to

Houston to deal with Jaylen green and

all them wild [ __ ] over there Houston

is lit so you might be having some fun

but hopefully in the future you can

control your horny so you can avoid

these types of lists

uh number two on the Soul Sick list

Marcus

Smart yo last night y'all want the

Celtics won a ring and I thought that

they should mail I thought that they

should mail Marcus Smart a ring just for

what he meant for the development of

that team uh I know they didn't win it

together I know they had to ship them

out it was a good trade they got a lot

in return but Marcus Smart should have

woke up at least with a tummy ache he

did at least at least BG's he did right

BG's H number three on my so sick list

Grant Williams 100 I don't give a [ __ ]

that you was in the Celtic locker room

clout chasing after they won he went

right over there and let some confetti

fall on him no [ __ ] you should be sick

as can be you left the Celtics went to

the

Mavs none of them wanted you and now you

got to watch both the teams that got got

rid of you [ __ ] du it out you should

be sick you should be home [ __ ] over

the toilet throwing up

sorry hold up hold up my song went

off now

bizarre yeah you're great yo you that

[ __ ] I got to give your props you that

[ __ ] boy Grant Williams should be a

little sick to his

stomach

um the Milwaukee bu

you really should be number one or two

on this list but not for the reasons out

there that people are saying some people

Draymond Green included are saying that

the Celtics were gifted a championship

Joel and B said this as well we're

gifted a championship with the Drew

Holiday trade

mhm that's a reach a little bit but okay

far reach I don't think it's a reach but

I don't think that the Bucks are

responsible in that because the Bucks

didn't trade Drew holiday to

Boston the Bucks traded Drew holiday to

Portland but Portland was beefing with

Damien Lillard which is why they shipped

him to the Bucks where he didn't want to

be and shipped Drew holiday to Boston

where voila you probably will win the

championship yeah so go Blazers for

[ __ ] your Ops yeah for real shout out

to them uh let me let me see who else

there was somebody else on the Soul Sick

list the six

Jo why n we had the opportunity the the

drafts we talked about the drafts before

oh yeah we had the three and traded up

to the one How

Bizarre how bizarre yeah no talk about

it as a sixer fan yeah bro I've been

talking about it this they were saying

the sixer fans and the Laker fans should

be sick but I I can't speak for the

Laker fans as a sixer fan watching this

I am sick we took Ben Simmons and

Marquel folz and we took Lonzo andon

Ingram yeah yeah we we both should be

sick yeah we sick yeah we are I want to

congratulate Jeff Van Gundy for getting

a ring as a consultant to the Celtics

this season oh I didn't know he was

that's dope yeah yeah he got himself a

ring he also has done an interview

recently to talk about how troubled his

past year has been since being fired

from the ESPN so shout out to Jeff Van

Gundy uh shout out to Doris Burke who I

want to say is the first woman to

announce like a championship round of

any sport damn really wow wow I was

going to Tweet about Doris Burke last

night yeah I mean I would need to Google

it to be sure but I'm pretty sure that

that's what was

said Doris Burke is amazing bro yeah

yeah but dor they need to make it right

with uh it did feel a little different

without Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson

it did that's true it felt a little

different but Doris Burke is amazing so

shout out to her we need to cherish her

and uh huie while they are here for

sure she know I think I think that's it

for my so sick list for now is it

possible that the finals were

underwhelming because Jeff um Van Gundy

and Mark Jackson weren't oh wait Denver

Nuggets y'all are on my [ __ ] so sick

list y'all woke up

sick y'all are responsible for a lot of

how that played out in the West with

that hat uh just names in the Hat type

[ __ ] y'all was supposed to take care of

Minnesota and then y'all supposed to

take care of the next one so we could

see the two best teams from the last two

seasons go at it and Boston could really

be challenged but y'all blew a game

seven in your building to a young

Timberwolves team they didn't show up

against Dallas and Dallas wasn't ready

for the bright lights against the

Celtics I don't have no hate on the

Celtics they played who was in front of

them yeah it ain't they fault that

everybody got in injured everybody got

hurt part of the playoff part of the

playoffs is how you plan and prepare for

that TV schedule which is grueling yeah

it was grueling both of them teams the

other night looked exhausted they did

hey but at the same time the Celtics

took injuries too so

everybody like you said you play who in

front of you they had to deal with it

too the the the Celtics without poring

is is better than everybody that was say

we they and you see what he did when he

played he showed up he showed up he

showed up so but without him they were

better than everybody that they was put

in front of them um got to shout out

Brad Stevens for sure amazing job and

the job that he has done in hold up I

got it right here I will read it to you

just so we know cuz I uh mentioned this

last part but I didn't have it in front

of me uh he got Drew holiday for Robert

Williams III Malcolm Brogden and two

first round picks

he got porzingis for uh he got porzingis

and two first round picks for Marcus

Smart galinari Mike muscala and a second

round pick and he got Derek white for

Josh Richardson Romeo Langford and a

first round pick talk about improving

your team he did a phenomenal job with

his roster shout out to Brad Stevens

shout out to Kevin Garnett and Paul

Pierce and them [ __ ] for being the

people Creed way to get the picks to get

Jaylen Brown and Jason Tatum it's just

it's a lot of people it's a lot of

people that need to be thanked here in

this Celtics run congratulations to the

city of Boston for sure awesome yeah

awesome awesome and whoever I'm not sure

who who responsible maybe Brad Stevens

whatever in the front office cuz a lot

of teams would have split up uh Jaylen

and and and tat they calling for them to

split up they were calling for that call

for they still believe they stuck with

it so you got to shout them out for that

cuz it paid off and I think they they

just announced that uh Tatum is up for

maybe an extension 5 years 315 million

amazing super max yeah [ __ ] God damn I

had a nice little crossover

too you

56 yo you watch your [ __ ]

mouth I can promise you it wasn't Tatum

like don't let them curls fool you [ __ ]

my man could have worked on this game

God n you could have got worked on it

yeah I a want the super M yeah that's

all know what I'm saying that you wasn't

getting all right forget him you at the

anybody here have a problem with uh

jayen Brown being the uh Finals MVP he

deser that hell deserved it he he earned

that deserved it uh and we like his

speech that he gave saying I share this

with Tatum I'm sharing this with him man

it's my man yeah you can say that we

like it we like that say going home with

you though yeah yeah going to your

trophy Cas I think it's real though I I

that's cool where going I [ __ ] with

JB yeah they they they're a great

Dynamic du at this point Jason Tatum is

my man my man 100 Grand he may be a

little peeved with me because I picked

Dallas but what I was saying was I'm

what I should have said was I'm rooting

for Dallas cuz I was rooting for Dallas

but I kind of thought that Boston might

win it but I was rooting for Dallas

um JT

man this is what I'll say I don't want

him to get mad at me but last night was

funny because the streets was saying

that Jason Tatum after they won the

final was trying to emulate every iconic

moment that ever happened in the finals

and it was funny I'm sorry it was funny

I'm sorry I'm sorry saw a lot of hate

but it was funny though the the Kobe

with the trophy the Mike sitting down

the uh gar moment the garnet moment oh

the Garnett moment for sure we got to

find some of this stuff let me get to

his Kanye moment I know everybody wonder

what would happen [ __ ] just stealing

[Applause]

moments I guess we'll never

[Applause]

know yo yo I'm not mad at him stealing

people moments he also took one of the

hardest pictures ever with his son with

the confetti falling and all that that's

f yeah that's that's one of the hardest

pictures I've ever seen I'm probably

going to post that later here we go

listen to him getting in his kg bag we

did it hold up it's a surreal

feeling we did

it we did it

tat that man C Jason tat that [ __ ]

happy man I can't say nothing I can't

say nothing cuz this one of the greatest

moments of his life and that's my man

and he's black and we seen we can't say

nothing yes yeah seen a lot of people

there seen a lot of people there you

want to explain what that mean no

actually I'm censoring it out okay write

it down thank you um really really happy

for Jason Tatum man I am congratulations

to the Celtics and they finally got that

monkey off their back that's something

they've been for the last six seven

years they've been in the Eastern

Conference Finals or the championship

not to win it yeah so now it's like a

relief you know what I'm saying like

it's just like

yeah they still young as hell I ain't

realize how young them that ties them

with the Lakers right they both have 18

no why are we talking about the Lakers

what happened we the great franch not

t they one by themselves the Celtics are

now they passed y'all they passed y'all

on championships sorry bro y'all have 17

they have 18 18 okay so when we're

talking about some people say 16 with

Aster you know

that's the bubble [ __ ] so when we

talking about the world champions like

you don't have

toer the Lakers and Clippers got a new

building they got a fan section they

building might be crushing y'all y'all

got [ __ ] to worry about man how many

banners they got though huh how many

banners they got in the new building new

building new building is still going up

so they

can't wor about put no BN up now they

don't have to worry about that part of

conru but why we even talking about the

Lakers though how many banners you got

we not talking why we talking about the

Lakers no all right you right I don't

know why we're talking about the Lakers

right the same reason we talked about

Markel folz and Ben Simmons No that's

not true no oh it's not true y'all have

no relationship we just Sal right now

you have no relation Lonzo ball a even

on your team you trade him y don't even

have and Brandon a we got out I don't

care about the all right shut up then I

don't care about the Lakers right now

Boston's moment yeah that's peace yeah

mute it up yeah you better sign Michael

Parsons you doing a lot jump the

football cuz he doing too much talking I

know one thing Michael Parson's going to

work for $3 million next season should

be all your brain is worried about right

now you think Michael Parson is leaving

D that [ __ ] is not leaving I think that

there's a possibility that his text is

full of people saying you shouldn't come

to work for $3 million next season yeah

you and I think he might listen you

ain't answer some my

question no I think y'all gonna [ __ ]

sucker out and pay that's not suckering

out which one is it is it suckering out

or he should he not go to work for 3 mil

it's both no it's not I think so if you

if you are paying somebody years before

you have to pay them it's only year

before it's only one year I don't care

so so what shut up you just yo you just

talking Joe is on [ __ ] I know you on

[ __ ] so what so what I would love

I'm happy to be at work I would love to

see you I would love to see you bust

your ass somewhere overperform and then

still feel comfortable walking into that

building for less than what you're worth

at the B way over perform and still feel

comfortable I Joe would never do never

do that Joe would never do that you

would burn the whole AT&T Center down

long as you know

it long as you know

it and and that needs to be cons

considered when hiring

Joe pay him right talk to him nice treat

him right or deal with the ramifications

and that nigga's got a big

mouth what do we want companies pay me

now to shut

up they ain't paying me to talk I come

here I get the fans do that for me to

talk to y'all but the companies no it's

you be quiet don't talk about this hey

hey keep this keep this between keep

this one between us it ain't work out

but here take this bonus check big dog

keep this between us your peers are not

yeah no dead ass all you got to do is

tell me my peers ain't yeah I keep it TI

can't let my peers

know he it's time for my

baby just like

that you

got Ruby

Rose PR

G [ __ ] they talking about

Ruby Rose posted a picture I was unsure

if I should like it so I didn't smart

move I

didn't but I would have liked it because

you've come to the podcast you've

supported I'm a little more familiar

with you so I support where you're

trying to go but that's not what the

picture was given so I didn't like it oh

is it the one on the boat yes I liked it

you can you yeah you can do that she

felt all on your titties at

work but you follow Ruby Rose now

no don't don't even [ __ ] you little

[ __ ] you tried it you tried it

you tried to set Big M up you ain't

going to do that oh [ __ ] I don't I don't

I've been following Ruby Rose I had then

why don't you if you're following her

like her pictures I like a picture

that's age

appropriate okay yeah okay can't you

can't like nothing this 25 26

24 you can't do it okay you can now they

try to get on C that ass for me for

meeting blue no I mean North I'm sorry

I'm blue I'm sorry

North that's just the internet being

stupid though yeah that's stupid [ __ ]

that's really stupid I agree that that's

dumb uh North's mom is involved of

course you're the top streamer I want my

child to meet MH and again the streamers

are them today yeah the start she 100%

they are the celebrities to these to the

kids I could offer some push back here

but we've been number one for too long

so I'm okay with not being honest right

here like if we fall to number two

because I'm not honest right here that's

fine I might back you up I did got a

little push back just a little bit can

you give the push back oh you only if

you understand what Kanye's point of

view was the entire time that he's been

talking about everything related to Kim

and

North yes I get that if if you

understand what his point of view

was then you too accessible for my

liking like if you could push your brain

to wherever his is which is a tall task

for people but Kanye is of the

impression that if you listen to Candace

Owens and him and anybody else with a

mouth that MK Ultra has a Handler on

everybody famous in Hollywood and this

weird [ __ ] going on and people are too

accessible and people are doing [ __ ] for

companies and platforms and they

sacrificed and they compromised and so

if you're doing that then maybe my

daughter being this accessible

to Shenanigans is an issue but if you're

just a regular dad that don't have those

beliefs then there's nothing wrong here

I I I understand Kan yeah I understand

all of that I'm just saying what people

were trying to put on Kasa is not fair

just for being around that young girl is

unfair that's all I'm talking about I do

feel like you got to take the good and

the bad though too right people's

people's senses when it comes to these

things are heightened because of things

that have gone on in me in the public

with with people and young women I agree

so the public is just on edge I think

that I think he gets

um in that particular

instance you can't say some of those

things if you are carrying yourself be

the message that you want to spread in a

manner that is contradict to what you're

saying you get what I'm saying so think

think the message is way better received

had if you carry yourself in a different

way you know what I mean like you

outside with your chick and she naked

Bart starting a porn company yeah but he

also has a sex addiction all right the

world don't got to know it and you don't

got to present it to the world in their

face you could do whatever you do behind

closed

doors maybe part of sharing it publicly

is trying to not succumb to the

addiction though yo girls walking around

naked you shoot n bail yeah you bailing

him out you shooting him a lot of bail I

I'm not trying to you bail him out huh

I'm not trying yo don't don't

stop don't you ba him out huh me man you

ba him out huh going get to it don't wor

we going to get to it we not me and you

going to get to it cuz he always pushing

my

buttons why he say

like P my buttons so we going to get to

it I'm not trying to I'm not trying to

shoot bill for Kanye so I don't I don't

want to sound like

that I guess I just maybe I have empathy

for people that are going suffering from

addiction uh whatever it is gambling

addiction pouring addiction so if I see

you acting out I'm not like hey you're

doing that it's point is still right I

agree with isue Point hey be the person

that you want to but I know that you you

succumbing to something greater than you

right now it ain't you can't maybe you

got to get the discipline you got to get

the self-control you got to he ain't

there yet is all I'm saying and that

white girl is

mid that's somebody here that [ __ ] white

girls a lot tell me that that girl was M

wait wait wait wait which his wife his

wife I don't want to talk about his wife

but is that who you that's his wife

that's why I guess I'm really talking

about that girl before his wife oh you

talking about the one with the jul fo

won't shut up either jul fo Julia fo

won't shut up that was she was she

wasn't mid before but she 100% went to

Mid bad man is that what a

helmet that what helmet uncut she she

she she looked wish one of y'all would

[ __ ] find some balls and tell me come

on cuz y'all know that was bad

mayonnaise that was not good mayonnaise

she used to look good I don't give a

[ __ ] how she used to look if you look

mid when I get with you well what's

wrong with you yo they were an

interesting coupling badman is hilarious

I go That's a classic that is a classic

yo this guy is a n case b hey believe

this out Parks I went digging through my

DMs I saw a

DM bet you did definely

who's that don't wor you don't want good

mayonnaise good mayonnaise I ain't going

to lie good mayonnaise no but good

mayonnaise that's good mayonnaise and

could be porn WWE when you see some good

mayonnaise you got to put some of that

on the sandwich Miracle that's Exquisite

mayonnaise hey with nothing else though

just the bread mayonnaise with truffles

just mayonnaise sandwich mayonnaise

sandwich

[ __ ] not Miracle wh by the

way that

man you like helmet over Miracle yes

really hell yeah wait you like Miracle

Whip over you like Miracle Whip Miracle

Whip is disgusting I don't eat that [ __ ]

no I don't even agree with this

conversation because they're two

different things yeah they're not the

same thing Miracle Whip ising Miracle

Whip is made Miracle Whip

is that [ __ ] is nasty you can't really

nothing on Miracle Whip but I like

Miracle you [ __ ] crazy yeah no y'all

can keep that [ __ ] that's part of me

being ghetto I do like Miracle Mir whip

is the [ __ ] but that's ghetto A Miracle

Whip on a ham and cheese when I was a

kid what helmet my [ __ ]

is ingratiated in Black communities

because they was one of the companies

that was cutting a deal with the

government to be put in the household so

you can't tell us nothing about

helmets it's all the potato salad

Kelloggs there's a few companies that

cut that deal with the white house that

was going to make sure that we don't

it's predetermined it's not about us

y'all think y'all got Choice as to what

you like covered on they was on the wick

part Juicy Juice come on juy [ __ ] had

helmet in the house a by that craft man

I know that [ __ ] wor the helmets still

wait what CRA has P mayonnaise us said

yeah yes what's the name of it CRA

mayonnaise why would you buy craft

mayonnaise I'm just telling you how is

it cheaper I don't even know I don't

even if it's cheap not if it's craft you

should not buy craft mayonnaise no you

should not agree y' was raised to

believe that black people didn't want

man mayonnaise and they I don't know

where you got that from I'm telling you

a lot you was raised spish Spanish

people I I use mayonnaise but

I used to grow up in you think black

people don't like mayonnaise I'm telling

you a lot of when I was growing up they

e mayonnaise that's disgusting a lot of

black oh you was around some different

black a lot of black people used to say

that's like white people [ __ ] what

mayonnaise yall never heard that before

no no wow okay please if I'm bugging

just right tell me in the comments now

some of that [ __ ] the white people came

up with was fly like raising

bread you don't like raising I don't I

don't like raising don't [ __ ] with

raisins I don't [ __ ] with raisins at all

raisins like grapes I like grapes very

different then you like raisins no it's

very different I used to hate I used to

hate raisins I like them now shoot B all

right I'm sorry I'm sorry Bail Bonds

team right here boy when they see each

other in the jam they they hit that Bell

right right B that's funny maybe a

little bit this crazy y'all like raising

bread right hell yeah absolutely you

crazy raising Bagels raising

rais cookies

whatat oatmeal raisin that's that's what

got me jammed

up Dam Edibles was oatmeal raisin

cookies they dangerous that's a

dangerous game well you can't you should

never do that yes and then say don't

only eat a piece of it no I'm eating

two kiss that concrete [ __ ] okay we

good we got show we good we good we got

y that story up here a lot of people

watching Ice would sleep on that

Cobblestone for a long

100% it wasn't a quick nap he was laid

out for a little bit we we went and

recorded him he was wi the second time

remember I fell in the house first I've

been there them weed cookies I used to

have though sent [ __ ]

down no [ __ ] Pat I wonder Pat still

selling them shits yeah Pat still got

them shits no [ __ ] Pat them we finesse

to their e shess in the bathroom in the

corner in the dark what are you looking

at my [ __ ] that nigg

that to the emergency room hey and we

going to talk about it later another

incident where you learn about your

friends we was at the kickback when that

happened no the hospital was next door

nobody wanted to go with finesse to the

hospital that was next

door yo that's only Joe dumb ass only me

got up to drag him to the hospital and

explain to them people what happened to

him and why I was there when it happened

you should just got him a nice glass of

milk man be all right that's what you're

supposed to do n i but he was too scared

supposed to do milk he was too scared

yeah you get scared we gave him the milk

I think he couldn't swallow at the time

that [ __ ] was spitting that [ __ ] out in

my dining room now you got to get out

[ __ ] I'm drop you over the bus stop man

I'm telling you when them [ __ ] hit me

all I kept saying was oh my I'm about to

be the first [ __ ] to ever die from weed

that's all that was going through my

head I'm like yo my moms and them are

going to hear that your son was the

first [ __ ] to ever die for I thought I

was about to die I've been there I was

like yo wow and then it was like yo I

heard people say you sleep great

afterwards I'm like N I can't go to

sleep cuz I'm not going up only the

[ __ ] that tried to play tough in front

of vagina though let me add that's true

well that's not what happened in my case

I don't care in my story it is in my

case y [ __ ] making them oatmeal those

weed cookies came with the Joe Button

disclaimer yeah them [ __ ] [ __ ] saying

hey don't be tough just break a little

piece off wait to see how it affects you

if you need more you can take it at your

own so you know the problem with that

let me tell you the problem with that

finesse was in front of some [ __ ]

saying who me I can't take a whole one

gobble gobble gobble Cookie Monster and

then the [ __ ] came and a come down fast

enough he got another one so I was about

to say listen that was my first time

ever having them shits in my life so I

heard the instruction break a little bit

off I'm break a little bit off I don't

feel nothing takes see you don't know

that so okay all right I can handle this

taste good at that and [ __ ] a soft chewy

amazing [ __ ] oatmeal raising cookies

son them [ __ ] have about to jump in the

Hudson you don't remember that when when

was it he had one and the [ __ ] said yo

[ __ ] him up yes I do remember that [ __ ]

that [ __ ] [ __ ] he [ __ ] him up and

them [ __ ] turned him into a swimming

instructor too you wasn't around for

that part you teaching [ __ ] how

remember you teaching [ __ ] how to

swim it's 5: in the morning with the

pool light on hey [ __ ] go to bed she's

not [ __ ] you [ __ ] will try to swim

instruct it their way and it's some

[ __ ] she's not [ __ ] you my [ __ ] she

genuinely wants to learn how to it give

you permission to hold them up under

here yeah like go to bed flat M just let

your body go pervert ass [ __ ] I

remember that [ __ ] you remember that we

all was on the balcony look at this

[ __ ] everybody look at him I was

[ __ ]

us oh my bad [ __ ] [ __ ] went I [ __ ]

too that night I went [ __ ] came back

to the

about he said he was [ __ ] to swim me

I was [ __ ] someone in my room about

to say run something different every day

[ __ ] went and [ __ ] and went back to

the balcony and fat five you know [ __ ]

wake up at 5:30 still out there you got

like up show her to her swim [ __ ] so I

can your dog she's not [ __ ] you for

teaching her how to S backstroke but

that's what I mean see I guess that's

what I meant about the [ __ ] that try

to care package they waited some [ __ ]

[ __ ] try to find their little unique

ability and do it no

smart swimming my but I'm not saying it

don't work so don't misjudge me I'm

saying and some of it the field has to

look at you like look at what's going on

I definitely jail broke the iPhone my

way to some [ __ ] I don't know what

y'all talking about [ __ ]

doing the P do treat chicks like nerds

they do they do yeah they do that is

true y'all crazy that same [ __ ] we

talking about tried to hammock his way

to some [ __ ] too hammock yeah he try to

just make make make your [ __ ] get

sleepy on a

hammock swing the hammock back off oh my

God I'm feeling woozy the hammock's a

good place to get it done though well

not

it's really bad about say how you get

some if you ever tried to get [ __ ] on a

ham I'm not talking about the actual

deed I'm talking about the setup you hot

tubed your way to some oh no the hot tub

was the one everybody hot tub their way

the hot tub was the one but the oxygen

level something was too high in there it

get hot that [ __ ] n n something

was off with the hot tub that day and

[ __ ] started getting dizzy was like

all we got to get up out this [ __ ] we

about you how many times I walked up I

walk to the hot tub like on some early

morning [ __ ] let me just go see what's

up and your [ __ ] is in there with

their dicks out [ __ ] is in there in a

circle jerk with some chicks yeah [ __ ]

got chicks in there so they naked in

they Bronx bag it's like all right y'all

got it hey hey your hot tub for the next

two hours change the water when you I'm

I'mma empty it out and refill it up

about to say that's yeah that's what

[ __ ] do if you have a hot tub and some

brown

chicks there was an all for the Bronx no

only 80% them [ __ ] y'all had no hot

tubs there was they was not off they was

not always wherever they New Rochelle

where was wherever they was from it

wasn't a hot tub they never seen a hot

tub it wasn't hot Tu in there only in

the house I never seen [ __ ] yo this

the only time I seen water this is the

only time I ever seen real gangsters act

like they man's dick wasn't out right

across from

them real gangsters just trying to chill

and talk like yo [ __ ] y'all is naked in

here y'all want this [ __ ] that bad

go ahead get your [ __ ] off that's

funny any Joe the King walking in at the

I was just about to say [ __ ] stop

bringing the kick back around me cuz I'm

going to walk out and like Wonder or

listen or or talk to one of them whoever

ain't trying to [ __ ] one of these [ __ ]

I'mma listen to them [ __ ] like glass up

to the door and then you go listen to

shorty and you like this [ __ ] is trying

to [ __ ] this chick she is 9 months

behind on rent her baby dad dadd come

home in 2 days her [ __ ] child she

just dropped off at the firehouse yeah

oh that's the

one that's the one right there two days

to make it

happen make that is the one she not

going to be free in another week you

never feel weird when you're like y'all

just agree on a topic no not in that

that's the one y'all got to stop that

[ __ ] no we that's old life we gotop his

old life in the school old school he got

to stop he got Yo Jo you in the next you

say that but as dudes we had a lot of

escapades outside of M and is little

nework uh days I was never involved when

y'all got freaky

freaky what's the next topic

man I don't know I wasn't around what

you got on the board I was around I know

we were all around I would fly them out

just cuz they got good spirits and these

evil demons boy corrupted them corrupted

them

y I can name I can yo he is playing

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got never got the prize though these

[ __ ] shed the prize boy like a crew oh

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maoy blew that one the other day at the

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that one that [ __ ] missed one that was

a foot

away and I could tie that into how he

the divorce he's going through and why

he's going through it but I won't but

I've been in white people business and

it has been fun if you going to go blow

the US Open cuz you cheating on your

wife I'm watching that this is prime

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people out there uh Saturday night was

the fight uh Tang D tank vers Frank M

Tang Davis vers Frank what's his name

what's his name Frank Martin Frank

something Frank Martin yep Frank frank

and beans

some people told me that he knew how to

fight I didn't know nothing about

homeboy but I did watch the fight on two

TVs this [ __ ] this [ __ ] ho

[ __ ] that's the other thing we got to

talk about I ain't that friend no more

neither I ain't that friend no more

that's like just pop up with a Vibe

unannounced that we it's like lit n

[ __ ] I'm in bed crisscross applesauce

naked

here come Cory it'll be right there all

right let me order the fight downstairs

I thought that cuz I ordered it on one

it was on two guess what not at all that

that ain't work had to hit that little

$79.99 two

TVs yeah you get that on one box you get

it on one TV for $799 or you could have

hit that or you could have hit that

little link right there hit that little

stream right there

streaming I called e yesterday I'm like

y you watching the game he said yeah I'm

on that streaming I said yeah it's on

seven wait wait

wait wait wait wait I wasn't that I was

don't step on the joke don't step on the

joke don't step on the joke call me

during the game like y you watching the

game like yeah I got the stream he's lit

I'm like yo you got this

channel it's free it's in the air said

listen said listen

look so remember I told you how I I I

broke Shorty's TV

or something being wild right so got a

new TV that was ha that was ha that was

I swear to God but don't do that again

they could be silent he so got got got a

new TV coming on the way but it ain't

Ain here yet so at this point we just be

chilling doing stuff no TV in the crib

talking got to get talk it out so so but

I have my computer luckily I had my

computer with me so I was like yo [ __ ]

it

I'mma go ahead you ordered the

TV yeah he coming to no no no no it's a

special TV oh you got 100 inch no 80 y

can I just tell okay I just said no TVs

take so I know what it was Rena ain't

had none of them yet

so [ __ ] had to wait

for got you got to square up with him

you got to square up no for real center

is from the he can't put that on your

name you can't put that on your you got

to kind of square up with oh [ __ ] [ __ ]

got um nigg on [ __ ] today all right

so I I turned the fight on right and

here's a few quick Joe Button takeaways

even though I I'm a casual fan of boxing

and don't know enough about boxing to

say the [ __ ] that I'm about to say but

that's why I get paid the medium

bucks so I'm going to give it to

you medium come yes medium got you Ryan

crest's Wheel of Fortune check has

changed my entire life I ain't getting

paid at all not getting paid at all

buddy that [ __ ] you up there systemic

oppression going on that God damn but um

where was I going where was I going

where was I going on the fight as a

casual

Vier this is now two fights for tank

where I feel like he announces how he's

going to win while they doing the back

and forth M with Ryan he was like yo

look at you you looking stupid up here

you going to get tired dehydration I'mma

put you down in whatever round it was he

perfectly guessed the round he said

something too that gave it away with how

he was going to win in terms of how Ryan

defended the ja whatever the [ __ ] punch

it was I don't remember my memories bad

but he said it and then he knocked him

out that same way so here with him and

Frank when he did the fake punch and

Frank fainted I mean when he did the

faint and he did the he flinched a

little bit flinched when I heard I heard

some experts saying this ain't the first

this ain't the first time that Frank I

mean not not Frank that tank has tried

to tell you how he was going to win and

sure enough fight time come dude keep