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everybody it's good good to see a full

Squad in here bro yeah it's been a while

welcome back Joe that's a fact that's

true you was out that's true yeah just

for a patreon oh okay just for a patreon

my perfect attendance record is still

intact I don't have perfect attendance I

don't I'm just lying I'm lying to

I mean [ __ ] if we just watched the

[ __ ] lie last night I'm a lie all day

now I'm lying today I am about whatever

I'm lying about whatever that's that's

how I feel you the president of the jbn

I said too many [ __ ] I smiled too

much in the past two days and said thank

you pardon me excuse me too much last

two days got to balance got to balance

it out

now I got to come back make concern I

you had what a [ __ ] loser I

was had to catch my was mad polite too

Los thank you thank you man thank you

thank you

sir here no the the punch is all mine oh

no yeah oh God oh

God this God nice to finally meet oh

that that's disgusting heard so much

about

you are sick on you yeah no no no so I'm

back to get I'm back to just be

what's the flip side of that [ __ ]

that's not [ __ ] no the flip side is [ __ ]

is not [ __ ] that's not true oh I'm

muting up I'm M up oh okay I don't even

use that word no more

oh even use that word I me and that word

got a grow thing here holy [ __ ] how's

everybody doing man it's good to see you

great good to see y I missed y'all man

I'm glad to be back I did miss y'all a

little bit too I ain't going to lie I

was happy to see y'all got on that bum

ass plane today nasty plane I told ke to

check the plane cuz I wanted briide in

the good plane you wanted them now yeah

no I check the planes now too and they

they switch my [ __ ] I don't do it but a

lot boing we check the plane no people

be like yo that's the b1281 that's a

good one I'm like I just didn't want no

boing and then I got in the plane it was

a [ __ ] Boe like

godam yeah know I want a good good

playing don't play with me I look at the

time what you was going to modify your

time yes okay 100% no no I'm asking to

get on the the good plane with the good

lay down and the arm room and the us UCB

USB the good TV the good DVD movie

selection all them [ __ ] don't have the

USB all got the multiple cup holders

come on don't play with me and and they

brought me through some [ __ ] Delta one

that was my first time going through

Delta one what's that yeah some some

rich that's a new [ __ ] right that's they

flly [ __ ] I saw a that's like the new

loung [ __ ]

they yeah really I saw that that [ __ ]

looked amazing that's my first time

going through Delta 1 that they treat

you like you [ __ ] Obama going through

there it wasn't no ly or nothing and I

ain't had my little TSA pre- [ __ ] so I

started to fuss you can't even fuss in

Delta one they like sir that's all

right champ ain't no lying there you got

to know when to cut the [ __ ] out you

just fighting cuz you had to fight all

your life all my life all your life you

had to fight ain't even no ly there

[ __ ] go take his shoes off and go

through the little Teletubby [ __ ] they

got

there tell [ __ ] yeah cuz they had a

different machine that they machine look

like yeah it looked like a shuttle yeah

it was pretty cool Delta one okay and

you take the elevator and then you write

at the

gates like a back secret door or some

[ __ ] she was smooth to get on that bum

ass plane that was a nasty disgusting

plane anyway sorry all good sorry I'm

going try not I'm going try not to be

grumpy this part I am in a good mood me

too I'm in a good move me too I didn't

hear [ __ ] and I didn't see [ __ ] so take

it

away I don't know no music I did see

Dark Matter okay okay I did not I did I

did mhm I Dido

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starting there n let's let's intro the

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some inso I got something let me see

what's happening I know you had a little

inso on the plane on the

plane yes work hard so I got to be on

this bum ass plane that your his fault T

barel it is I would have paid the 100

for the jet I told I 100 what 100 Grand

[ __ ] 100 Grand you know he talking that

big [ __ ] he tried to let a lot of [ __ ]

SL I would have PID 100 he Tred to look

he got his finger on the button no no

press it hold

it 100

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they got Uber X jet you can do put that

[ __ ] they do that's what all them [ __ ]

be doing taking pi he but that's the jet

that I don't trust the engine H [ __ ]

Rick Ross was talking about I've been

there from the 70s yeah but I've been in

enough [ __ ]

auctions what it's the police auction

jet what back in the day when [ __ ]

needed a car for

$300 auction one right iney City too

that was the one one deal and and if you

was a VIP auction [ __ ] you found out

about the cop auctions yeah that's

talking yeah talk to him to him get the

POR show with bullet holes they got

theia auction get the good Rollies out

of that [ __ ] they got the roles in

there they got everything in there good

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email why you good dual dual Daddy's day

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play no that's why that's snazzy let me

see what everybody R is doing let let me

see man what's going on do nothing James

oh that [ __ ] ain't step up yet

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theck oh [ __ ] moving at the 90s PA again

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together you know

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brush y'all ain't right man they are you

guys a I love B she she she helping the

homeless if you're not going to give

them a house I think that's dumb uh my

barber likes to go on six Street and get

home people haircuts and I think that's

[ __ ] stupid cuz you got to understand

something they get their money because

they look

homeless

right I a giving no clean niggaer no

money if you give them a haircut you

just [ __ ] up their uniform dog right

if I see a homeless [ __ ] with a better

haircut than me I might punch his ass

really you piece of [ __ ] like I'm not

going to get no money to the homeless

[ __ ] with no clean ass drop fade that's

not F to happen Susan a drop fade where

you kind of cut the Sid a little bit and

then you keep the

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C what episode is this 737 welcome to

episode 737 of the Joe Button podcast

brought to you by fueled by powered by

prize picks I'm your humble gracious

grateful and highly favored host Joe

Button and we've been doing this thing

for close to 10 years here well parks

and I have and different variations of

this what are we on year three is it

yeah headed to four to four talk yeah

let's not talk about [ __ ] they talk

about [ __ ] is they talk about is King

Wawa

[ __ ] yeah it came a long way w n we in

this seen a w cup in the minute that's

true um shout out to those of you that

really enjoy this broadcast and shout

out to you hating ass [ __ ] and

hoes now how's everybody doing how's

everybody feeling what is the vibe I'm

fresh off a flight so I'm a little you

know I mean but I'll get it together

somewhere after the politic talk okay

somewhere after that I'll kick we're

opening with politics no no no never

never never never that never that no

bury that one at the end how y'all doing

what's up with y'all feeling good man

feeling good yeah everybody looking good

everybody looking clean smelling good it

feels good to be back man see my

brothers it feels good to see you too

yeah work feel good man six yo all us

all us yo I'm looking at us yo I'm

getting Grays in my mustache

now yeah [ __ ] and I still ain't went

and bought the little uh nose trimmer

thing so what you do just pluck them n n

just be ex existing like this looking

like [ __ ] you just tuck

them fold them [ __ ] up that [ __ ] get on

Amazon yo 44 today that [ __ ] is

happening like fast I don't feel like a

gray mustache is supposed to be the

thing right now but I'm not mad at it

now Grace is lit yeah Embrace when I get

my skinny face back I'm cutting all this

[ __ ] off a boy you what clean face for

real yeah

right they going to lock you up want to

see that they going you up hey you you

the registry you

better all you need do is get the van

back after

that

you he going come in man L me overo all

you got to do is get the van back

mustache too U if this [ __ ]

must might go wait what say I he'll look

crazy if he just has a mustache and no

goatee no I'm goatee he got go mustache

and just

chin look like a real like every

criminal [ __ ] take all the you look

like you check right on in lock him up

all right does anybody have anything

like really exciting to start with that

happened in the week anything y'all want

to share with me or your very wide

audience um no I had my first uh

experience of Getting heckled By a

comedian oh yeah oh that's great yeah

man give it to me it depend on how deep

the heckling went well it was cool it

was cool want him to fight the comedian

nah some of them times [ __ ] how you

embarrassed in that

[ __ ] no um shout shout outs to Lexi

Kennedy comedian she had a show me and

my mom's went and um I'm talking to my

mom's so I'm I'm telling her yo just

order what you want I got it like that

so the comic on stage looked over and

was like yo y'all good y'all fighting or

something I'm like nah my mother's like

yo that's my son she said [ __ ] shut the

[ __ ] up then you ain't

grown if you the son act like she went

all she went off I'm sitting here like I

can't say [ __ ] Bro whole club laughing

I'm like all right this is what that

feels like all right that's not the best

feeling that's the first time that's

happened to you first time oh first time

she smoked me though you s them close

yeah right there we used to go we used

to go to Carolines and sit in the front

sit in the front and when they act like

we couldn't sit in the front we would

pretend to be the coner from one of the

hotels around the area and say I have a

party of eight coming through so we was

going to sit in the front and get

heckled yeah n that was my first time

that happened and of course my mother

had a blast laughing nice and I'm just

sitting there like okay we used to do

the seller all the time my friends work

there a whole gang of them and the

bathroom was in the basement in the

comedy [ __ ] so you go down to go to the

bathroom and boy you just got roasted

every single

time it was good good only one time did

we ever have to almost beat up the the

Heckler I mean the comedian wait what

got a little went a little too far yeah

I think I told told that story before

though um yeah he got a little racist oh

really he got he got racist with a very

beautiful dark chocolate skinned woman

that was with us oh yeah no that to get

your ass open yeah I'll be outside yep

get you a little bit of but all the rest

of them times oh that shit's a blast

yeah it's funny it was just like I said

it was my first time so I'm just sitting

like oh [ __ ] like they I mean she she

she smoked me I don't like that

[ __ ] St your ass stay

yeah I'm in the middle somewhere

laughing I ain't in that front [ __ ] I'm

good that's your thing for real though

yeah y I'm good n that was it I'm not

I'm not mad at the F like I've had comic

say something but this one where do you

sit on the roller

coaster anywhere I don't give a [ __ ] oh

like I don't have a preference N I sit

in the front [ __ ] you front or back

that's it those are the only options

I've done them you sit in the middle is

I've done them all so why

you cuz some [ __ ] prefer the front

that's not me you are a middle kind of

guy

[Laughter]

malc in the middle asking I'm asking a

serious question you don't see in the

middle of the roller coaster I'm asking

him a roller coaster question I see

where you going but it's about roller

coasters very good seg I'm not playing

with him I'm too tired I'm too tired I

don't have time to play we good we good

so you in that is a good topic though

sandwich good it is a great topic it is

I'm I'm for the topic I'm tired so

somebody else in here got to tell that

is odd question are

you question would you allow yourself to

get flipped by a couple go oh

[ __ ] would you allow yourself don't

disrespect me I'm start cracking your

head you going to get Emo yo stop your

[ __ ] no your mustache look crazy

[ __ ] I got five on you right now you

got five what five jokes five rolls [ __ ]

I do but and also jokes in that mustache

[ __ ] pull your shirt down who who cut

your [ __ ] pull your shirt it was your

regular bar yes it was it wasn't who was

it

alejandre and you pulled your shirt down

you showed a hole did I did I you got a

hole I showed you this earlier cuz I

said your iron is lit I know what type

of iron you got but let's go back to

that would you allow yourself to get

flipped by a c I don't know what that

means and stop being disrespectful dog

you okay all right you flip if a man

okay let me ask you a question what is

it called when a guy wants you to have

sex with his wife cuold would you if a

man if you wasn't in a situation and the

man said yo ish I got some bread for you

I want you to smash my wife while I

watch what's the cie name would you

participate in that Cy the cuck oh the

is the dude oh the the husband yeah yeah

the man can yall get back line [ __ ]

would you participate in that I'm good

okay I respect I can't he's not doing

none of that under no circumstances

let's go

H um if the money if the money is oh

[ __ ] good you selling that you

selling y'all [ __ ] be up here front if

a [ __ ] tell me yo I got a mill for you

to pop my

a how much now now how much you got to

how much what if she's bad and she got

some got some fire feet nice feet and

she looks like JLo get um but he want to

watch I mean I do it for much less

what's the number I I don't know he do

it for a 20 piece do it for a nice

dinner a hooka and some candy do it for

some conversation

hey I got some laughy taitt over there

for you

but now we are getting somewhere no I

mean uh I think everybody in here that

talking about is

applicable I'm doing it for free what

you talking I'm not doing it for free

that's some weirdo [ __ ] I think I'm good

but you now does he does he have to sit

in the room with y'all I think that's

part of it that's part of it yeah he got

to watch oh he has to sit behind a

mirror a window no he got to sit in the

corner got you you can't be up with his

[ __ ]

out and he stro and he stroking watching

you it's going to be tight me you're

good you got that Mill you check your

account check you checked your little

tdf that why hereit yeah you got the

money right he's over there coaching you

on and [ __ ] from the side you can't talk

come

on moaning and [ __ ] they be talking to

you Cory how you know that [ __ ] welcome

home [ __ ] you freak Cory how you know

that I just want y'all to know [ __ ]

that for real we have not even discussed

why we're on this topic

no I didn't know there was a story me

either you know the buttons the button

um what happened was uh came [ __ ]

asked me what I did so I was like y'all

went to um a play so uh Yan you're so

cultured no Yan friend of the show oh sh

had hit me like yo um Wan's husband is

the lead in um shenise remember Chenise

Chenise is the uh the lead female in a

play called 44 the [ __ ] was dope it's

about uh Obama's second term when he was

running for the nice nice that's nice

hold on that's

nice 44 Obama I didn't know they I

didn't know I didn't know they had Obama

play but that's fire he so

culture yeah so wait they asked you to

so yeah yam's like yo I know you into

plays yo would you like to come out

watch you mean by plays this I'm

confused oh okay name of the play is 44

it was on Broadway yes so I went to the

play the [ __ ] was dope um again shout

out to them Chenise uh Wan's husband

name is JT and um he played Obama he was

Obama and Chenise was Michelle got him

got that [ __ ] was dope so I came in and

told them about it of course the joke

started going into oh word you on Yan

you on her husband oh word and that's

how we arrived I thought you were about

to say they asked you to do some [ __ ]

like we started off spicy they did they

asked them out yeah what you doing after

after this they asked him out did they

ask you what you're doing after this

no I'm not getting into that stop

listening to they asked him out what you

no so and he came they bagged him me and

my me me and my girl went to see the

play oh so that's the swingers party all

right so now we get team swinger party

is

crazy idot my [ __ ] so yall was role

playing presidents what type of [ __ ] y

was the

idiot holy [ __ ] we we'll leave it

alone you enjoyed yourself it was nice n

[ __ ] was dope was dope how classy good

time any of y'all that listen to the

podcast if you invite me somewhere I'm

not

coming I think they know under no

circumstance I don't give a [ __ ] if it's

[ __ ] clown Dyke on

Ice clown that's sound like crazy [ __ ]

listen they the

cats cats been out for 70 years they say

cats is good cats I'm I went to see one

of them [ __ ] it was lit yeah it was good

that's good it was good what about the

[ __ ] with Fiddler they got a like

Fiddler Ro is that good

too oh nobody

watch I don't know a little too Whitey

too for I heard my cats [ __ ] ain't even

brought into the play yet that [ __ ] a

little to to White yo

put in the play in the living

room put this Tyler Perry play on real

quick watch did you watch loveing

basketball for the first time yo all

right stop stop yo I got I got Zeus let

me let me turn Zeus on right

quick Zeus and chills

wow yo you're an idiot I ain't heard

nothing and I ain't seen nothing stting

okay please take please take it way God

now I've seen clips of uh the debate oh

[ __ ] it's we star all right

[ __ ] I did not watch the debate nor did

I give an address to that little article

running around that has me and Stephen A

and 19 keys on there as some propaganda

enthusiasts paid by the right wing I

read it but it didn't make sense when I

read it I didn't even see but then I saw

19 Keys response to to I was like oh

that makes sense like any voice that's

kind of independent like [ __ ] know I'm

an independent voice and I don't really

get into politics I don't I don't

discuss politics I'm about to mute up

right now while no but what what they're

saying about us is the few times that

we've discussed politics there have been

people on the panel that say yo they

voting for Trump or yo I'm not voting at

all so they looking at that almost as a

anti Biden left wi thing and that's not

necessarily what other thing I saw they

were saying because because you sat down

with

Candace were using that as you're giving

that side a voice even though y'all

didn't talk about politics they don't

they ain't watch it they just the fact

that you sat down I've sat with Candace

I've sat with fouchy yeah I've sat with

Umar I've sat with [ __ ] uh I know who

just

left Hill what we talking I'm just I'm

just saying that's what they're using it

and in the mark lont Hill interview you

got way more um political than in the

candid [ __ ] like we talked about some

political [ __ ] with Mark I'm not into

politics that's not my bag you're not

going to see me on any of these white

rightwing or leftwing channels you're

not going to see me on CNN

MSNBC Bill Mah I won't be on any panel

I'm not that's not that's not my bag I

make it very when people tell you who

they are you should believe them true

that's not me and I don't do it and

y'all must not know who I am if I found

out that he was getting paid for the

right wing I I will one in and and I'll

make a problem I'll make a problem up

here they got that bag exactly they got

that bag well dead ass both both sides

have a bag they do that's a fact like

everybody on the internet wondering why

Amber Rose Is So Pro Trump now she got

got a bag some people out there getting

a bag you will know when I get a bag I'm

pretty transparent I ain't going to hide

it he going to bring some new [ __ ] here

or drive a spaceship outside they trying

to play it off who who who the donkey

and who the elephant donkey

I don't know what that mean donkey is

the

right oh yeah you you come here with a

big ass

donkey listen no one has paid

me and let me not get the talking up in

here but no one no one has pay I can't

be bor I was say I can't be bor but I'm

the I'm the less than 1% of people that

cannot be bought I'm on the other side I

can y'all what's up let's fight I'm up

now so we we here do it we know you make

it clear every chance you I just want to

let in case they listening and they

spending some back most people can be

bored I'm not saying it as a slight to

anybody most people can be purchased

there's a price on this [ __ ] right I saw

in decent proposal the [ __ ] I remember

that remember that movie yes yeah I'm

just stubborn enough to not be one of

those people like I'm that hard-headed

now that's piece so who watched the

debate I a watch this [ __ ] watch a

littleit I was going to but then I saw

the clips online I was like I'm not

watch this [ __ ] [ __ ] show I saw one

clip that made me cut it on where my man

bro this was comedy to me I'm sorry very

serious matter like the fate of the

[ __ ] country but and yeah it was hard

to not watch this in life oh no all the

clips I saw were hilarious we we are the

laughing stock of the world we the

project I'm sure that's who we got like

that's who y'all got to pick from listen

it I knew we was lost when by Biden and

Trump was arguing about golf up there I

swing better than you I saw your swing

you know what I mean handicap yeah I

couldn't believe that they were arguing

about golf on national television and

but not fly though they could it would

have been funny if it was fly a trash

argument about gol I'll play you with

golf if you carry your own bags what the

[ __ ] are we talking about and then Biden

called Trump a alley cat like he you had

sex with a porn star you you're an alley

cat that's some old school [ __ ] right

it was I'm put that I'm going put that

in my Arsenal y calling you I'm start

calling you a [ __ ]

Al you putting in Your Arsenal for me oh

oh Chief Cliff yo that's funny son you

have the morals of alad he said that

that is don't Biden don't really know

how to roast not at all B forgot how to

talk yeah he don't look he don't look

good up Biden and Rocky have

dementia yo oh [ __ ]

welcome back and and both of them are

just in

society running around with didit and

not telling people

yeah yeah hello the White House yeah no

the White House tried to say that Biden

had a cold fam get he Frozen that [ __ ]

is what are you talking about no he he

was he lost his train of thought and

just multiple times yes lost his train

of at one point at one point his job was

slack like I thought some drool was

going to appear in the corner of his

mouth I was like somebody get him

[ __ ] St Sniff and the mortician

didn't really do his makeup did not

didn't do it yeah he bad job bad job had

bad mortici you walk up there be like yo

who did the body yeah for real in the

black funeral the black funeral they

going like yo who oh he looked natural

they did a good job sleep look like

sleep that niggaer was mumbling

I couldn't believe what was going I mean

Trump he was up there saying Trump was

up there say [ __ ] he was just lying

Trump up Trump didn't even hear the

question Trump they asked this [ __ ] a

question and he just was like all right

but wait so look what I was saying

before [ __ ] we're not talking about that

he didn't answer no questions they went

like three or four times she said okay

so let me ask you again if Will you

honor the results of this election no

matter what happens so yeah like to

Russia like what the [ __ ] are you he

didn't give a [ __ ] key points to me when

Trump said that uh Putin wouldn't play

with him like that won't play with me

like that he said you know he said Putin

is going to take Ukraine under your

regime but he wouldn't have played with

me like that another key thing is he

said he wants Immaculate air and

Immaculate water um that was that was

strange to me um another key thing that

they were arguing he said that he Biden

are letting people in to take black jobs

oh the internet went off yo he tell what

the [ __ ] is black jobs it turned into a

classic night right at that moment did

he said you're taking black job the

black people like me he said look at the

Reform Act I freed a lot of people I

thought that was that was true that was

my argument against somebody like y he

did free a lot of people but it was a

black job that's what trying to figure

out and why is he going to jail for

black

people I said why is he going to jail

it's the main reason he help black

people like that's kind of foul for real

you don't think so think about what he's

yo you making it synonymous with being

black and being a criminal right what

are you talking about this n a joke and

guess what happens the black people like

yeah right [ __ ] is we talk yo do you do

you not do you not think that some black

people feel like the people that are

coming in the country is taking their

jobs

no cuz you hire Jamaicans [ __ ] you fix

houses but people out there are feeling

that way flip that are some of the

complaints what are the black jobs what

are black jobs no what are the black

jobs I agree with that putting the black

on it was crazy I thought that was

clever I thought that was Coe I laughed

like I laugh oh sh he's definitely

Coe a lot of people feel he's way more

Coe than you way more [ __ ] I can't [ __ ]

with him but a lot of people do feel way

about people coming and taking the jobs

because they do it for much cheaper

gotta so I don't know why he said black

jobs cuz I don't know what jobs do we

have specifically that's designated for

us but he's saying basically y'all got

the bottom bro he's dissing black people

in their faces and [ __ ] like he right

what the [ __ ] is you you like Trump I

don't like Trump okay okay n okay I

can't believe these are our options word

that's that's the scary part is there a

good independent I got to do some

research it don't matter they don't

matter no we got to gang up and [ __ ]

vote [ __ ] isra I had I had CNN on after

the fact and they was like yo we talked

to a couple um Democrat folks and was

like they worried like we might have

might have to see we can swap them out

at this point yo honestly though the

Republicans worried too

cuz they don't [ __ ] with who they don't

the Democrats really don't [ __ ] with

Biden and the Republicans really don't

[ __ ] with Trump that's true they don't

they not really backing them they back

in their party but they don't [ __ ] with

him they don't like that [ __ ] it's true

fam that nigga's a doo he he he against

he off the uh script yeah like you know

they got the little good old boys you

know what I'm saying he off that he not

part of they crew but they just don't

have no choice that nigga's a Dodo

bro I I hear y'all that [ __ ] was musty

watch every season of

24 Jack B and

Scandal no I haven't seen every season

of scand I watch every season of 24

though that was just all of it even the

Redemption show all my brain I don't

know nothing about politics I just know

that if they drag Biden's senior looking

self out there under those conditions

first of all I ain't even used to a

debate this early but I don't know when

the debates normally start seems but

that was kind of early for a

debate seemed like that to me anyway six

six months away somebody that had eyes

on Biden knew that he looked and sounded

that way so if y'all put him out there

like that y'all are complicit I agree 24

has taught me that 24 taught me that

it's a it's a young hungry [ __ ] back

there with three [ __ ] in the cabinet

that's riding with him that's going

that's going to plot against the

president and get him out of there I

feel like black women should feel like

this is all like a slap in the face they

won't let Camala touch a [ __ ]

bathroom knob in the White House nope

like what is the point of her being the

vice president if this is how the

president looks and she can't have a

word true that looks nut you know what

the point was get that vote before yeah

so whenn it's over uh yeah they showed

up to Rosco

enough I missed uh I didn't see the

whole thing but did he announce did

Trump announc who his running mate is no

cuz they alluded to that happening

yesterday at the debate that he was

going to announce who his running mate

is okay he didn't have to Once his

opponent was sleep at the wheel he

didn't have to do [ __ ] let just get up

here and talk [ __ ] dog he could damn

near Coast that what one thing I will

say he got way more Charisma than Joe

Biden oh absolutely and so that [ __ ] got

more life yeah [ __ ] we talking about

over Mano they got to find a little shot

to give sleepy joke word well there is a

way for Biden to not be

president yeah like in the whole sit not

I mean not losing the election but

actually giving up the presidency to to

Kamala well so I was reading this box

article and it says it's not too late

for Democrats to replace Joe Biden with

his cooperation so there's no way for

the Democratic party to deny the

nomination to Biden at this point but

Democratic leaders could personally

Lobby the president to step aside and

endorse his preferred successor

preempting the hazards of a contested

Democratic Convention in late August

so they might have to really consider

that cuz I feel like even if he wins

he's going to drop dead next day he is

God long God forbid but I mean he is

long in the tooth and he is just showing

all the signs of and if he don't then he

will get the perseverance

award holy [ __ ] you're not dead heyo

Jason Jason Lee serve it up

yeah oh is the [ __ ] mess it's a but

it's it's entertaining

it I know I mean you guys are you know

you don't speak about politics you come

from the old school era to me Joe like a

lot of people from the old school they

don't speak about politics they don't

give a they do they know about it but

they're not going to debate with anyone

about it and I just feel like we we Doom

either way yes so while the ship is

going down [ __ ] let the band play like

the B it's been an honor playing with

you the B was playing while the [ __ ] was

going down he said cool in the game

would have bit

like that

was black people would have played on

Titanic

[ __ ] yeah I'm saying

like I was watching that [ __ ] I was yo

my wife was sitting next to me she was

tight I was dying in the car [ __ ]

through the Lincoln like this [ __ ] is

hilarious they argued about what please

sh is I had uh the closest I'mma get to

a politics conversation recently with my

dad okay man now when he starts on

politics I run yes but sometimes he's

having a dad to son temperature check

and he think I don't

know

okay so we talking and I'm telling

him yeah pop but I will let you know

that some of the things Trump is

promising as far as taxes go for people

like me that is what's going to be a big

determining Factor they're just going to

wa dangle some money in front of people

faces and they're going to go go to that

side and he said yeah I understand

that but you going to do

that I love I mean understand maybe have

some

benefit but what about

you I was like nah that's never been my

style yeah it's like you Tak in a bag to

put the donkey right there same [ __ ]

same literally but the [ __ ] but that's

how [ __ ] is going to do it though but

but the people that that would benefit

it's still only this many people about

to say most people in my I'm saying my

tax bracket that's not my life it's this

many people and this [ __ ] and this is

where the [ __ ] dummy dodo B you know he

talking about um they

potentially are putting on a table to

never get P about taxing people's

unrealized gains and all that stupid

[ __ ] M what what the [ __ ] are you so if

you your Bitcoin right that you ain't

touch let's say your Bitcoin go up mad

bread they talking about taxing the

Bitcoin before you pull it out or your

stock go up or your real estate um uh

appreciates you going to get taxed on

your appreciation that's crazy what the

[ __ ] are we talking about whoever

running them [ __ ] they Doos be are

run and Biden just keep giving all the

money to

Ukraine and there is a community of

people that believes that there are

migrants that are coming in and getting

more rights than black people have there

are people that believe that they yes

there is Americans period yeah they hous

the housing that they staying in and all

that stuff Trump said that like and he's

not wrong that well I don't know if

they're staying in luxury penth houses

in Manhattan which is what he said

they're not also said something about

babies being murdered in maternity

boards and [ __ ] he was half cocked

they've they've taken [ __ ] out of

decent hotels and put migrants in it

where you had American people you got po

uh prisoners of War you got veterans and

[ __ ] that are homeless that can't get

housing or that's hard for them to get

housing it it's a good point that's as

much Politics as I'm to point just some

common sense [ __ ] I might watch this

[ __ ] back just to get some laughs up

yeah bro it's it's a lot of laughs in

there

I was in the crib rolling and I and then

you catch yourself like yo this [ __ ]

should not be funny be D scary [ __ ] we

all got kids well most of us got kids

like these decisions being made going to

affect your kids closing question do

y'all believe that Biden brought the

migrants into to get votes cuz they say

that's what they're saying no no okay no

it's

economic okay most of them [ __ ] ain't

registered voters that they said that

they they putting some [ __ ] I know I'm

just saying that's the rumor that's a

they also had something to say you don't

have to be registered to vote yeah they

trying to make it as yeah they did some

ill [ __ ] with yeah yo they Wilding and

they gave and they gave all them [ __ ]

uh their gun rights and them [ __ ] is

shipping guns in the in the in the

migrant shelter through the food trucks

yes what on the news this morning don't

be believing

on you got to okay you're right because

the news don't tell us what's going on

but it does lend you to believe it when

they program you with showing somebody

killed two cops with the fully automatic

right you're like I get that [ __ ] I've

been here for 40 years been trying to

cop one of them

[ __ ] the hood going to be hood yo if you

if you a hood [ __ ] and they drop you

off in the middle of Colombia or

Brazil in a couple months you going to

figure it out you going to figure it out

you going to link with the [ __ ] you

going you going you know what I'm saying

I know one thing y'all need to put on

the Uber Eats app when the [ __ ] that's

bringing the food don't understand a

lior English oh that's all of them now

they need to just say that that's the

app

now people are selling their U as hell

on on the [ __ ] uh rain camera

graas speci no no matter what I'm saying

hey yo dog just drop the bag what yo

just drop the bag at the what y gracias

okay

them [ __ ] don't understand nothing

crazy bro I ain't seen a they not coming

up in the cars no more they all got the

bikes the

bikes [ __ ] [ __ ] about food sh was

hot on the bike the other day

they was like how [ __ ] you do hot

outside not when the wind is blowing

[ __ ]

huh had the good

bag

ins a [ __ ] I ain't going to hold

you the new insulated bag that bik that

bike dude drove up and that [ __ ] was

steaming hot I was like you R this bike

for 25 minutes dog you did that [ __ ]

that [ __ ] was a coer inside I know you

about yeah that one that one the cop

will be steing when he unzip that

[ __ ] [ __ ] are hey yo real Qui

real quick you the food trucks you know

I don't know if we talked about it up

here if you guys did they had a Jamaican

food truck across the street from the

courthouse selling guns they just got

caught they was doing it for like 10

years making millions of dollars a

Jamaican food truck

yeah talked about it right I don't know

we talked about it but somebody said it

yeah that's the new that's the new wave

the food truck is a new wave that [ __ ]

was across the street from the

courthouse for 10 years selling guns

[ __ ] it was a big operation of 50

people I swear to God right he right he

right I sound like a Power episode but

that's what they doing on a new episode

it's kind of smart taring them yo it's

kind of smart and I do feel like a

police was on a payroll cuz you right AC

you right across the street from

rightous one of them go and play be the

two [ __ ] in jail go ahead y'all do

it call y'all be the two [ __ ] still

and and I and I stole I stole you a bit

can't talk about I stole it from my skit

with with with Jim asking Jim would he

if I get kidnapped would he help me you

know what I'm

saying I asked C that yo he said no you

might be trying to pull a fast one I

said I said you might C said you might I

so your whole [ __ ] what you

say wrote it down hey yo Jim if I got

kidnapped would you oh man a fool I

stole your [ __ ] I'm what was his reply

he said depends you may get me but I

have to do some more investigation cuz

if you steal from some he Tred to go

into this whole tangent is out right now

but I'm just say I stole that from Joe

thanks

respect thanks Big

Dog ID all right we done with our

politics I think we did it

all the [ __ ] out of here it look like I

it's over pray y'all yeah word it right

and that's white privilege anyway trying

to keep your grandparent alive till they

111 like y'all know that it's this time

black people walk right to the back room

kiss Big

Nana you say that call the family

members yo yo y might want to come down

house right come down here to see Nana

bro you left me with you I told you to

all right all right sign this Nana

[Applause]

you know I was always your favorite

right hey hey Nana go ahead put a little

signature right here before you clock

out of

there white people trying to keep their

[ __ ] Bing alive man it's over yo it's

a big argument in the neighborhoods

right now and we discussed this up here

about wanting everyone to get their

Wills in in order a lot of old school

people even if if they have a lot of

children M and they got houses and

properties they lead that [ __ ] to y'all

they don't write no wheels or nothing

y'all [ __ ] figure it out and that's

what F and that's it's going on right

now in my family some friends family

like that same thing where it's like

[ __ ] I'm not putting a wheel together

[ __ ] you suck my dick y'all guys figure

it out some of the kids don't be working

so they feel like yo let's sell this

house give me my piece and sometimes you

got to buy them out but it's a big war

when it comes to that yeah you will that

eliminates all

that it doesn't necessar

term will okay but we mean trust will

trust some some something written

down wait the law is required to abide

by that so that means nobody could cuz

Parks just said a you you can contest a

will but the reasons for contesting it

have to be like maybe it wasn't in their

right mind when they sign exctly exactly

said you just said Yo Nana sign this

before you somebody could say y they had

Nana sign that [ __ ] she wasn't okay

know what she sign I've seen good

families go through [ __ ] with the

will me too me too and it's a big thing

so apparently you got a apparently you

go to court and they try to figure it

out but you could also buy out your

brother and sister a lot of it be the

bum ones no disrespect it be the bum

ones that have no job that hardly saw

your parents that feel like they you

know entitled to something go take the

2500 KCK n hell no but if a house is

going for eight and it's five of y'all

you it it splits down evenly

right who has the gun stop playing I'm

not playing listen going for eight I'm

going to give you this $ 25,000 hot

nobody is you cra nobody Tak 25,000 [ __ ]

get a [ __ ] murdered for $2,500 you

think a [ __ ] ain't going to take got

nothing he going to take that he going

to be happy to take that if a bum [ __ ]

know you this house is going for eight

they going to take 25,000 to sign it

right away [ __ ] yes list way 25 here

Flip Flip Flip 800,000 we might not

realize for a year and a half after we

go through probate and all I'm going to

give you 25 Grand today they will take

[ __ ] are taking that they're

going to take that one in the hand is

worth more than two in the bush you ever

heard that that's these [ __ ] don't

even see no

Bush never heard [ __ ] like that that's

some old school candle [ __ ] one the hand

two in the bu you never heard that I

never heard that stupid [ __ ] listen what

I'm say m up girl I know a niggaer that

bought his brother out for 150,000 okay

he wouldn't B you give me 150,000 that's

my share did he was a bum oh the brother

that was he was a lawyer so he was able

to buy his brother out what was the [ __ ]

worth uh I don't know they were talking

about about about 700 y'all [ __ ] be in

trouble when the abandoned kid pop up

and he normally the one with the

gun hey when the abandoned one that you

heard about all your life you never seen

him really but he been in jail 14 years

or remember we had we had we had a part

of the show when it was like down south

you're required to put it in the

newspaper and now you realizing sh had a

whole family over there now they showing

up you got to get mad at your parents

for that [ __ ] get mine they always want

you to figure [ __ ] out no Mom put that

[ __ ] in your will I don't want to figure

[ __ ] out with them no like you got to

put that [ __ ] in writing speaking of

writing the home girl Drea is going at

it with the [ __ ] Tyrod mhm for what

she's suing him for what supposedly

Tyrod Taylor and Drea were an item uhhuh

and salute um he had a house dya says

that she spent about 300K in renovating

the house oh [ __ ] and he promised to to

sell the house to her like verbally

promised to sell the house to her oh and

they ain't got no ink nowhere so now she

she suing

them I think that's fly I'm living over

you did a revation for me [ __ ] you Ain

got no way hey you ain't got no dollar

we say anything when the Box's good yeah

girl I'm going to give you this house

yeah I'm give you this house it's all

yours it's all yours oh now you got new

niggaas yeah fix all that [ __ ] let that

rich [ __ ] buy you a house let that

young [ __ ] buy you a house I think

that's fly that's fly I'm with him what

you going to do show receipts

no

okay it's [ __ ] up which part the the

what he's doing because they had an

agreement supposedly yeah we don't know

that to be

true did he say they had an

agreement I don't know okay so we can't

we can't assume that but okay go your

honor those were gifts she was staying

here and

she she said she wanted she decided to

get the Venetian granite in the new

cabinets I a gesture I didn't ask her to

do it and and the smarter her toilet

they toilet smarter than

yours they toil genus toilet toilet to

calculus you me you if she's willing to

go to court for this saying that they

had like you know an agreement between

the two of them I'm pretty sure that

there's some y y what are you doing

right now

sorry you all right

man you out of it today you good girl

you thought you were your where the [ __ ]

do you think you are at girl man you

good I'm watching you too like you here

watching her scratch her whole you got

going under the shirt Ma you are at work

and I'm not

comfortable she got that poison o

too why are you

itching that [ __ ] you got I got I got

a vaccination you need MMA yo I got a

vaccination the other day and it's [ __ ]

I got a bruise on my arm and now it's

itchy and sorry you had a vaccination

this week yes right after you met this

[ __ ] he had to get

vaccinated what is it hepati hepatitis

you got the hepatitis shot she got the

new oh you got the hepatitis

[ __ ] all sh well you can't just I'm just

do that on set that was wow if I just

start scratching my balls right right

next to you like that would look away

right and trying to get my take off too

like

yeah that's [ __ ] her voice went her

voice went down cuz the itch was good

she caught the itch she like yeah you oh

my God I'm sorry man anyway what you

were saying [ __ ] I didn't even notice I

was doing that okay anyways she was

feeling good right it was feeling so

good oh my God anyways I'm pretty sure

that there is there may not be like a

written contract but there's definitely

a paper trail there's going to be some

text conversations or some email

conversations that have to do with the

repairs and have to do with what the

desired outcome of this whole situation

is well from what I what I did read was

there was a number that it was agreed

upon yeah and then he said no I want to

sell it to you for that there was a

counter offer she agreed and the counter

offer was like almost a million more

than what she offered and she was going

for it and then he just said never mind

I'm I'm not doing it yeah no yeah I like

this [ __ ] now I feel them you hooked

this [ __ ] up I feel him man [ __ ] kind of

fly yo the market is

up and you got a new [ __ ] you got a

what does one thing have to do with the

other a lot a lot a whole has nothing to

do with the other we found the Crux of

it we did this is where it is it is

expound for the people that agree with

you out there well I mean honestly I

agree with that part and one thing has

nothing to do with the other so if he's

like salty that she has a new [ __ ] and

he's richer than him then I mean that's

just no go you and your new [ __ ] go buy

a new house yeah I'm not giving you deal

is off she wants she wants this one well

you can't have has invested all of this

money into it my house you're not BR no

[ __ ] we ain't got no contract mine little

kid say mine

[ __ ] out I just don't like you pursuing

this while you are in a new relationship

but what one thing has nothing to do

with the other they weren't even

apparently together says we don't know

that you say that one thing has nothing

to do with the other we don't know that

I'm going agree with meel on you're only

you were only in this house because one

thing has something to do with the other

that's true you this house don't ain't

nowhere in your proximity without what

was going on between us so I definitely

think they're connected and we now we

not [ __ ] not together has been that

way for some time mhm you still expect

me to sell you my house but it's not

like she's asking you to gift it to her

that's the will many

Milli so let's just say I don't know

what the number was let let's say they

agreed upon she was she was one she

offered 2.3 and he counted with like 3.2

and she was like cool okay now now let's

say the house worth

4.5 I don't know it might be because of

the repairs I don't know if it's a pre I

have no clue I'm just G I'm it might be

cuz I need to repair my heart after your

trifling ass stomped all over it and now

you prancing around happy with some 300

million young boy no I'm keeping my

house that I worked hard for house y'all

go get another house yeah bye

bye I give you your money back for the

repair he's not even offering that or

not what wait what he's telling suck a

dick the yo if you are renting a home

out

there or if you staying in a home that

is not yours out there and you improve

upon that home it's called a leas hold

Improvement and if you make one and if

it is a fixed to the home it is mine so

when the landlord comes in there you put

you change that Granite cuz you ain't

like the gray one good looking thank you

that's you put that chandelier up you

cannot take it down I know somebody now

that's in a gy [ __ ] rent rent a day

rent a day home out to to somebody that

person built a pool

[ __ ] turned the garage into some ill

[ __ ] redid basically the whole yard so

and they were renting yes that's crazy a

lot of yeah you made these improvements

but you did so without getting the

permits the knowing the codes of the

town with the plumbing and the water

what you can and can't so you jammed up

the homeowner that [ __ ] get tricky yeah

it like my le say you can't do that

without some licensed individual

performing the work call me don't don't

take it upon yourself to do [ __ ]

so yeah it I mean it could be beneficial

either way cuz the least hold

improvements could have improve increase

the value of your [ __ ] right I'm on tyat

Taylor side and this me too me too my

thing is they don't really got

you you should have been smart enough to

get some [ __ ] in writing true yeah in

that moment probably you get what I'm

saying like you should have [ __ ] we've

had situations in Drea is old enough and

been around the block enough to see

[ __ ] take their Rings back and do all

of that other [ __ ] got to be a little

bit smarter than that and it just goes

to show and I like I like Dre but it

just goes to show that sometimes we get

in situations and and if he being

spiteful I think that's corny but still

right in it we get caught up in the

situations man you got figure his [ __ ]

it could be corny but he's still right

in it it's say [ __ ] he ain't do nothing

wrong Mel you think that women should

give engagement rings back even after

it's

over I think it's a uh I think every

situation is completely different I

think in some circumstances you should

absolutely give the ring back one of

those circumstances being if it's like a

family heirloom you should absolutely

give the ring back I agree with um you

know other circumstances where the guy

refuses to take it back just keep it

that's pardon gift goodbye you know I

think but I think every situation is

completely I've never heard no [ __ ] say

that never [ __ ] [ __ ] Ain't doing that

rich [ __ ] will be like taking think

the girl the [ __ ] ass [ __ ] watch your

MTH she broke ass

[ __ ] how many rings you gave back what

well now he got to attack her I attack I

remember I remember she didn't get back

no the question is do you think the girl

should give it back or do you think the

guy should warrant it speak from your

heart M from experience

go I think instinctively no woman really

wants to give the ring back why I think

instinctively because she's looking at

it as something like that she can either

keep and rock or Pawn yeah Pawn for a

down payment on a house or some [ __ ]

like that [ __ ] that's how you got your

[ __ ]

yeah that that's that's what I used

should greet some [ __ ] she

definitely just did I love

her [ __ ] chance Mel has spoke about

this before how you feel like you know

that's kind of nut there was a situation

I forgot the situation where uh the guy

wanted to ring back or something or he

so Tyra so so Tyrod want his house back

he was cool which which guy was cool

with the woman he took the ring and gave

her a fake ring or some [ __ ] like that

oh yeah I saw that I see that and then

she tried to sue about it he tried to Su

about yeah yeah yeah yeah so a lot of

women like oh he upgraded with the with

the shimmy shim he he tried to get

knowing that you was going to break off

the relationship no no no no he got back

together with her yeah just to get the

and swapped it and then

Boogie I don't worry about none of

this clap it up for that man clap it up

for that man absolutely

bro score one let get him for

president exactly God I on it I don't

like that right man

what that's [ __ ] spiteful and shady

as [ __ ] but hey whatever you got to keep

your little three finger

ring he he let you keep the little y'

[ __ ] going to make me unleash the

dragon he let you keep the little clear

joint

CL hey I don't worry about none of that

in New Jersey cuz the ring got back

that's

stupid for real in New Jersey yes sir

that's law that's what Joseph that is

the law I got to look that up joer you

be saying [ __ ] look it up all you want I

paid over 200 Grand in lawyer fees

during the breakup so I know where my

information is from oh [ __ ] okay okay

and the ring has to come back to the

owner to the person that purchased it

you paid $200,000 in lawyer fees to get

the ring back no to separate to sett

settlement oh okay oh okay okay at a

certain dollar amount there is no free

separate got it got it got it okay yeah

I was paying for the separation got it

and in the separation one of the points

of contention was the ring got it that

she still had so you got the ring back

though the ring has to come back or

you're breaking the law in the state of

New Jersey if you if you are given a

ring with the intent of being married

and that marriage does not happen and

the ring goes back does it matter who

broke up the Eng does matter it does I

agree with that okay okay you do with

the ring you still got it or you point

itz you cuz you my man you know some

sick [ __ ] you got it you P crazy and

would you recycle you got the ring wait

would you recycle Nar here come with

some [ __ ] just question would you

recycle the ring recycle the ring as

then give it to another woman yes you

know what she said no no no so you just

keep it as an no that's classless I mean

I that's also Rich time out I would I

wouldn't recycle the ring I might

recycle the stone that's different stone

is different that's different

R

rack and you ain't really getting your

once you buy an engagement ring because

you designed it

specifically you're not really getting

your the bang for your buck back when

you return it this is

yours we can only we can only give you

some money on the stone I'm taking some

money off of what I did for the stone

and now what you're going to do so now

you're just stuck I've been I've held

engagement rings for years yeah you did

you right right in the drawer goddamn it

hm so so you figure it out but I'm not

going to repurpose it okay I'll take the

stone out though absolutely I would do

that M you know what I'm saying and put

it in some mother [ __ ] cuz the stone is

really the bread the stone out that

should have been in that pinky ring you

got on [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah no no the

stone in mine is

different I need

[ __ ] the thing of [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] are

sick ass [ __ ] huh rich rich [ __ ]

Rich who Rich [ __ ] still got the ring

sitting in this dra like four of them

[ __ ] just sitting there he casually said

the man went made a chain out of like 30

of I just saying this [ __ ] I'm I'm

watching you now now I'm coming back to

your crib now you watching it well I

wasn't I was fake watching it but now

I'm going to your crib [ __ ] why cuz you

slick I'm not doing nothing yo you got

the Rings bro you the way you talk I

don't still have rings flip I don't

still have

them you so somebody took them off your

hands uh yes okay so I'm going to you

say it the pawn shop the pawn shop the

Jeweler the Jeweler yeah not the pawn

shop yeah my last my the last the last

ring yeah if I

paid 90 for it I maybe got 80 back 7

that's not bad at all that was a

solid bought something solid yeah that's

why too no no no no no no not from that

person no no no really oh you told that

story you went somewhere else yeah I

went somewhere else oh that's a real

solid oh they did you a favor it was a

solid it must have been a good ring good

did favor he just said it was 90 they

did your a favor I said if it was 90 oh

yeah got more than watch yourself up

here you're right you're right up here

I'm telling you 2025 I'm I'm doing the

parks I'm wearing one outfit up here a

t-shirt some Pumas and some [ __ ]

dungar there you go no I can't play with

is and flip is and flip ain't no

joke you thought you trying to fool me

today with the whole Mitch Match colors

I didn't really want to get dressed

today I didn't fool I'm watching you the

pocket watch guys I look through this

[ __ ] I said look at this [ __ ] trying to

trick me y'all a deadly combination it's

them I pocket watch [ __ ] I don't even

know how I I got I know but y'all never

answered my pocket watch question which

is when does it conclude you asked that

before we couldn't answer it because you

know you y want to y'all wanted to be

the never- Ending Story like the big

white

dragon Dragon Dog yo dog you you you

special my [ __ ] pocket watch pocket

watching conclude when to to reasons for

me when you separate or when a [ __ ]

when a [ __ ] getting money like you you

get more money than other I'm getting

more money I'm not pocket watching no my

M you got more money than me and you

pocket watch

me you pocket watch [ __ ]

stupid stupid wait when did I what what

do you mean when did I say I don't no

I'm just saying I I don't I a lot of

that [ __ ] we do up here for fun true

Park's got the two rolies you know what

I mean like we do that you getting that

money boy I do it with you just cuz you

play too many games so somebody got to

be as skilled

as

you CU I do agree with him claim your

house you I do claim with some other

[ __ ] buildings I don't have any

buildings claim some other [ __ ] though

you try to be too subtle J got a

building and you ain't got no buildings

you've been in this [ __ ] for 40 years

you want me to believe that you want me

to believe that that's what you want me

to that's what you're saying going give

me my [ __ ] ring that's what you're

saying tell them that's what you saying

big dog so got a build my dwelling is

technically defined as a building let's

go huh let's go H so yeah you don't have

you don't have a dwelling that's defined

as a building you've been doing this

[ __ ] for 40 years definitely does my

mywell Melissa for I would think so too

right my dwelling multiple my dwellings

are not and you said you was a

millionaire in 28 yeah I was lost it all

you're 48 now yeah yeah n you got it

back I can carry the one you climbed it

up you climbed up you climbed

up how did this segment become about me

my [ __ ] def we here now we here

you trying to be too subtle about this

[ __ ] [ __ ] I pocket watch you to on a

IET watch that's why I said if something

happened to me I'm calling you [ __ ]

first yo is if you hang up the phone I

swear to God when I get out it's always

one you got a pocket watch you you don't

though you came with a a a anyway go

ahead to your point trying to play off

that remember that mink event you went

to okay about you had to borrow mink we

don't fall for that [ __ ] like I didn't

borrow I I borrowed that Co I know ites

up just from how many times he's outside

cuz it's expensive to be outside that's

a

fact it ain't cheap the second you leave

your house is not cheap was the play

free yeah oh okay I don't go yo y'all

[ __ ] is nut it's cool cool anyway

listen man yeah time for my fa listen

when I say

favorite

yo know this [ __ ] Aaron judge better

get off that [ __ ] that [ __ ] cost me

big

yesterday what he did I don't know what

he did he didn't get a hit one hit and

you mad at him about it was it was the r

[ __ ] though if he would have hit I pause

I would have hit

I was mad as hell at that [ __ ] like

yo yo when I tell y'all that prize picks

has some smooth things on the way yes

they

do man I ain't going to lie to you man

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smooth sometimes it feels good when you

just partner with the right people

man people that just have the the

foresight the innovativeness

I know some [ __ ] went down when I was in

here sometimes I I came back the wrong

time I ain't going to hold you man I

should I should have came back earlier

like I was planning on to just walk in

this [ __ ] to see I have to give a round

of applause to not only prize piics but

every single person that was in Los

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working with

everyone from the makeup

artist to the food truck to The

Stylist audio Engineers video and Camera

people some of the executives they had a

budget really

smooth everything running on

time everybody punctual knowing their

role flourishing in their role being the

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role so much camaraderie on a set

everyone Pleasant happy to be there

everyone with the same agenda and

objective looking like nothing's wrong

in the

world I like stuff like that man prize

picks it's been an incredible two days

shout out to

druski shout out to drewski one of the

best skit makers out there oh [ __ ]

supposed to get together with dusi soon

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lips [ __ ] is wrong with you you right

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druski are you I am genuinely yeah

genuinely I'm

okay that's very big of you

but well he got to be he don't have no

choice cuz I ain't say nothing when he

ran with M nothing that's my man but he

didn't invite me to the MC shoot the gym

suit shoot he don't invite me to [ __ ] so

I would invite you to everything you

just don't want to do [ __ ] I don't know

I didn't get the invite that was hurt

that was

hurt

um off the prize picks do I want to get

in my Nicks bag think it's do I want to

get in my [ __ ] hold up man hold up

now yeah yes

sir attention

attention if you thought that Nick fans

have been annoying last year and the

year

before Oh You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet Cat

Daddy the New York Knicks have acquired

Mel Bridges right of the Brooklyn Nets

we gave them mad picks I did six picks

seven picks Hey Joe Buton is here to

tell you [ __ ] them

pics he I've been home for two summers

saying when are they going to get rid of

these [ __ ] pick [ __ ] these pcks get

them out of here I'm not banking on

picking 24th 25th [ __ ] them

picks but we needed to resign ogi M and

sure enough a few days later later they

break the net 5 years $210 million all

the critics out there they overpaid hey

guess what Joe bu is here to tell you

good a ain't my

money yeah that is not my money it ain't

your money it ain't nobody money but

Dolan and that [ __ ] just reup on his

Madison Square Garden deal through 2029

he also owns the Rangers who went to the

[ __ ] fi Conference Final or some [ __ ]

he on the building don't he he on the

building he don't own the building no he

leases the building he don't own that

building oh that's a different type of

money whoever own it I thought he owned

it but go ahead no but we should Google

it I think the city owned it and

wouldn't sell it to him but don't quote

me on that you have to Google it

yourself I got you but I don't give a

[ __ ] about the money we paid o and the

picks we gave up to get M uh and what I

really like about this is they looked at

the run the team went on last season and

even though they lost before they got to

Boston they still look like they

prepared for Boston they did absolutely

no they do own it yeah own own they own

it I thought so he owns it but they

might have to they've owned for the I

thought he own they've owned the Madison

Square Garden company since

1997 no that's that's what I thought

I'll look it later but um how many picks

y'all gave

up uh five say six first and a second

six first and second seven picks all

together what y'all going to do with

Julius what do you mean what we going to

do with him y'all keeping them you

godamn right we're keeping our two-time

all NBA forward who averages 24 and 11

yes we're keeping him I don't think I'll

keep him we're 100% I'm telling you

we'll keep we'll see it ain't going to

work if y'all keep them why need some

type of big man it's all swing players

we'll see dog the Knicks are Wing

stopped

now we have all the wings yeah Randall

OG and bridges defending the other

team's best two perimeter players

amazing yeah can't beat it can't beat it

now Josh Hart and Deon uh Deon denzo I'm

[ __ ] his name up go back to their

regular spot in the lineup not asked to

do too much you're not asking Mel

Bridges to do too much he's the third or

fourth option on the team and he's a

little better when he's not asked to do

as much yeah oh yeah buddy uh clearcut

clearcut second best team in the East

easy easy yeah clear-cut second best

team in the East their title chances the

odds jump from from what to whatever it

jumped to it did jump the Knicks are

Championship contenders now I haven't

felt this way as a Nick fan since the uh

Allen Houston trade with uh with the uh

Chris Childs and LJ

signing that happened at one time I've

never even seen my team look like they

want to be Allin so I'm happy that

they've seen enough that's true for them

to be all I've never seen it true

outside of that Allen Houston [ __ ]

that's true and fre well and all of that

I agree with that yeah so I'm really

excited as a Nick fan you should be them

tickets is about to go up them games is

about to be lit and now I don't give a

[ __ ] what the Sixers bucks Pacers magic

the rest of the f I don't even care I'm

happy I'm happy I do think we need

another big body I got to see what

happens with uh iHeart uh and Mitch but

even the center names that they tossing

around that the Knicks could get which

is Andre Drummond with a chip on his

shoulder I'm not mad at uh villis no is

from New Orleans that big I like him a

lot you like him a lot yeah that a

Monster yeah you goddamn right no he's

so I think the ncks will get it together

I can't wait to I can't wait to see what

the season has in store I'm trying to

get season tickets I think I think I

think Julius is gone espe like

especially if y'all want to go get a big

like valanis or whatever his name Julius

ain't going nowhere man I'm telling you

he ain't going nowhere he's there watch

he's there this is the team this is it

before

yeah yes sir you got damn right that's

it that's it man I was excited I've been

home searching Nick [ __ ] for the last 4

days or nla searching it let us have our

moment let us have our moment it's cool

some [ __ ] OG overpaid shut up Emanuel

quickly just got five years $175 million

he went crazy don't tell me no more

about o OG being overpay I don't want to

hear it no more that's where the market

is going the NBA getting all TV money so

if this is about to go crazy this is not

going to look bad in a couple of years

trust me yeah same with the NFL with

quarterbacks and [ __ ] like people like

such and such is getting paid it's going

it's going to be cheap in a couple years

two years

mhm uh what's up y want to talk

music no no we still back the James gang

man oh yeah nepotism hell yes I like it

no Round of Applause Round of Applause

he got it done Rich Paul LeBron Savannah

congratulations to the entire family the

Laker organization what a what a

beautiful beautiful moment before you

get into whatever you may think about it

the moment is beautiful amazing all that

[ __ ] is overblown to me it's the 55th

pick like it's not that serious to me

like the nepotism and all that [ __ ] like

you're digging a little deep for a

[ __ ] late second round

pick I agree like what are we talking

about it's not like they picked them uh

where they picked the the ball kit at

three or whatever

like why what are you so angry about I'm

not I'm not angry at all your take is

off to me tell me um based on what he

averaged in college I I recognize all

that so so for you to get drafted in the

second round and you did nothing in

college it's not overblown it's players

drafted in the first round I was going

average Five Points Four Points yeah

this this draft this yeah this

particular draft it's rare but it's cool

I'm I don't want to [ __ ] on a moment

that was an amazing moment I think that

if you have the ability you and Mark

Lamar Hill got to mute it up y'all too

now when he came up here y'all kick that

little boy back in that's what we did I

think so no we didn't we gave an

objective opinion on where he stands in

college basketball I'm not kicking his

back in I just think that [ __ ] dunk on

you in a

heartbeat and Shar

[ __ ] dunk on you and Sharie and Sharie

will light his ass up don't play don't I

know I don't know don't play not bronnie

you out your [ __ ] bronny M [ __ ] your

nephew don't want none of the J my

nephew is 10 times better than him your

nephew don't want none of the I'm asking

you don't play though don't play think

your nephew was smoke a James with with

white ows in it when in a bunch of weed

[ __ ] you talking about white [ __ ] is you

talking about doggy don't play but as I

was stating previously all right go a

dope that he was even able to do that

all I care I care if trash [ __ ] the

powers that be been doing that [ __ ] for

they kids and they nephews and their

nieces for centuries [ __ ] my son is

coming here where I want him to be sh my

next son going come here too [ __ ] that

[ __ ] is fire sh don't say nothing about

Brony oh he wasn't there no no I know

that I'm telling him no he wasn't there

and you you

better might take it out I'm not saying

nothing about might come to your Park

come to a park where you at n he might

see Yo Yo I heard that [ __ ] you said now

I got to light you up for

that yeah I already had to have a long

talk with shamard about his little tape

they on you I told you [ __ ] texted me

about his tape dog what shamard will

cross you up say something he would oh

okay oh all right cool what's your point

put respect you just talking [ __ ] I know

every time you mention one of these

[ __ ] [ __ ] Ray Rice PA light up cuz of

you ice I'm just telling you what be

happening is that right I'm not yo I'm

not even going to let y'all [ __ ]

uh I'm going get you [ __ ] my what do

y'all think about the Lakers first round

pick um the white boy from Tennessee the

boy that could shoot yeah I think it's

amazing I think that um if you watch the

Lakers in the playoffs we were so

inconsistent with the penetrating kicks

that honestly if we make 20 30% of them

shots we we might have went way farther

in in the playoffs you know what I'm

saying like that was you mean if [ __ ]

saw that the first

round as I was stating if you watch the

Lakers in the play you mean the first

round yeah so if you watched us the the

penetrating kick was the Nemesis they

was leaving like now uh van my man van

what's his name Vanderbilt van they

leave them open they leave a bunch of

the Lakers open to live and die with the