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you got your vocable warm up side of the

way how you feeling I'm feeling all

right man feeling good feeling great

little n all praise due to God a higher

power up in the air thank you for

blessing me with lungs breath in my

lungs this morning yes sir

[Music]

SK yeah yeah

yeah yeah oh yeah we in here we in here

yes sir happy holidays everybody happy

holiday happy holiday same to you sir

thank you

little cold down here sorry sir it's

cool turn on the heat but it sounds like

there an airplane landing here got dress

warm we thugging it got dress warm you

got this hoodie on we good we good now

you just need a scarf that's that new

now you just need a scarf I'm get you

you a scarf dude I don't know why you

fighting it cuz you still trying to hold

upar he still trying to hold up this boy

from the hood person we scar get in your

scarf your scarf B you scarf it's 50°

outside bro it's not 50 you couldn't be

more

wrong you could not be more relax I want

°

me 29 yeah it was 26 26 this month when

I wake up it's 19 it's 19 outside you

wake up I'll be going to sleep must be

nice the hoodie store I mean making them

runs that's my

man you too old to go to sleep at that

age you too no why

cuz sleep is imperative as you grow as

you age you don't get much that's that

you could not you said you wake up at 4

in the morning

heo yo the people I love most have the

worst perception of me man I got to tell

you I got to tell you not many people I

love more than my brother right here man

but he just views me the worst I just

told my girl that last week like yo dog

like I'm killing this

[ __ ] your girl don't be knowing

sometimes when you killing this [ __ ]

shut the [ __ ] up yeah yeah it's no

that's not true I get plenty of sleep

sleep is very important to me I go to

bed 9

10 daily no not daily not daily how

often at least four nights out the week

minimum you go to bed at 9:00 four

nights at week 9 10 o00 really is I'm in

my bed by 7 I'm in my bed by

8 yeah I'm in bed I'm in bed I turn

something on little day line little a

little 2020 murder mystery see what this

young ass see what Young Jack did to his

parents turn something on where somebody

died [ __ ] and go right to bed go to

sleep there's no other way that's the mo

that's the best way to go to bed

grateful watching somebody die no not

even watching just listening Tommy went

upstairs with a jackhammer smashed dad's

head all over the pillow as he would

sleep didn't have a chance to fight back

you be sleep like oh God is good hey God

I'm alive

oh man yes Big M yeah Hy ho yes siry who

now I just told is that oh you missed

quite you missed quite an adventure last

week carry on sorry no I know about them

oh okay I know about them yeah I know

about them I heard I'm I'm not as salty

as some other people

isan uh ice hit the scratch off lottery

joint the Mega Millions is at like a

billion plus something something

ridiculous but we in a trillion dollars

worth of debt I don't understand where

they getting this income for somewhere

around hour two I will tell y'all about

Tracy Morgan coming over to me and Amman

at the Knicks game that's F I know it's

G to be a

story all the Tracy Morgan stories I've

ever heard were amazing so I we did not

ask for Tracy Morgan to walk over but

that's my man and I just spoke to him

recently when I when I bought my uh [ __ ]

but I'm even trying to lessen down on

talking about all that but

um Tracy Morgan man hour or

two I can't wait to hear this yeah I got

to hear this yeah it's never me and Ami

looked at each other you looked at Tracy

Morgan hell [ __ ] he had that [ __ ]

on the new [ __ ] now is is stunting

through well it's not even that new but

it's there it's levels to it the new

[ __ ] is stunting through

motivation now that's the old [ __ ] but

there's levels to

that there's levels that elaborate you

got to elaborate yeah St do yeah n come

talking positive to you I spent the

whole weekend watching hey it's a war

going on in Brooklyn I was watching the

Brooklyn Street [ __ ] [ __ ] battle

each other on line through

motivation [ __ ] say hey [ __ ] let me

see that steering wheel in that in that

real [ __ ] move that shoe

box let me see let me see that steering

wheel homeboy there's a lot going on in

Brooklyn but I'm not talking about that

on this big platform Tracy Morgan's

level of

motivation hour

to and if I felt bad I know howman

felt yo if I felt bad I just kept

looking at he like I want him to leave

too man he is going

crazy all

right so stupid

yo on the flip side though I wouldn't

want to go through what Tracy Morgan

went through yeah i' be be

get to get what he got all I wouldn't

want to right but coming out on the

other side of that you were on all

[ __ ] afterwards for sure so I ain't

mad at him yeah yeah I get it every time

mad I get it that [ __ ] looked me and

Amani dead in our pupils what's the

white [ __ ] are

Corners what's this [ __ ] he looks us

dead in this [ __ ] up here it was like yo

do you know what $980 million looks like

me oh

[ __ ] you

said I left I'm watch this game I'm

going home that's what he

got that's what he

got oh [ __ ] but we didn't ask for him to

come over to us that's okay we was

minding our [ __ ] broke

business let us sit here and be bro N I

ain't supposed to be here that [ __ ] from

his front row seat through the court

like he was Mel

Bridget security tried to say something

to him no

move excuse

me stiff arm

security then the [ __ ]

said

taxfree oh [ __ ] you know when you hit

for when you sue like War at the time

they was the largest company the Amazon

blew out

minut how the stomach sound at I don't

want to hear no more money talk from me

or anybody else yeah I don't want to

hear it no more not from you rappers you

singers

sers you

dancers you it's over now for

2025 no more money

talk that is the end of that say yeah

man look at old school I just got man

nothing else a cop man all the road I

got 20 Ferraris Joe you know I just

supposed

I just spoke to you when you cop the

[ __ ] right all this [ __ ] $30 million

house man just left Eddie's house the

five times the size of my [ __ ] yo me and

Amman yo yo if if you're listening and

I'm starting this

podcast you are the son in the

conversation when all you say is that's

facts word true true got

facts y

y that [ __ ] was no you know I don't

never want to talk to him again all

right how y'all doing what's up what's

up what's up good yeah yes sir SK yes

sir ski I missed last week missed my

little Christmas uh

the the Christmas episode uh flip is not

here yeah all but I got big free well I

don't know he told to be coming I don't

know oh okay I think he's coming but I'm

just saying I I was I was uh talking to

him about IG and he was I was sick too

so he he was sick last last yo when you

get Tracy Morgan money they G have to

nail everything down

that's this [ __ ] yo they going to have

to nail everything down in your [ __ ]

house when you get Tracy more Mone or

you going to need some better Insurance

y could you imagine [ __ ] walking up to

you saying you know what 900 M look like

me me though me N Dog what that look

like me you looking at now you do take

take a take a selfie no no no now you do

yeah that's crazy fa yo that [ __ ] said

Santa Joe still at it Santa Joe still in

here I missed the let's [ __ ] go

missed the who the episode oh oh oh I

missed the episode all right come on now

stop

playing yeah I mean okay that Louis

Von you all your contributions and the

just great guy that you are the human

that you be come on man stop [ __ ]

playing with freeze huh

bad perfect that's a perfect gift yeah

it is you know what it is yet I have an

idea you going the back that's a perfect

gift man I thought so that's a perfect

gift absolutely perfect gift bro that's

a perfect gift for him oh

yeah my God

man yes sir this is

perfect perfect gift

and because I forgot about you like I

remembered something about you I don't I

don't know what that means oh wait he's

getting another one I lost mine you lost

the gift he bought you no my

bag your yours better than

mine look at

that only cuz I know what that is only I

know what this is too it's border L

cracking jokes come on man

it's you cracking I'm not I promise you

I'm not but on gang yo let me tell you

on G y' let me tell you y'all [ __ ]

been cracking so much my girl went B

me me good she went me another one for

Christmas yo thank you kind sir that's

nice that's nice is this it's

snazzy me it is SN but I

wasn't when I bought it I remembered

what your wallet looked like when you

showed me and I was unsure so

here here cuz I for real you my man

I remember what that water look like no

go ahead man so this not cracking not

cracking not cracking not cracking jokes

I not cracking jokes y I love you I'm

not cracking no jok thank you sir this

[ __ ] Idiot open that up man you got three

wallet

yeah no [ __ ] my girl here y'all

cracking she went bought one cuz your

wallet

is

terrible bie bro it's not bougie dog

bie then when I become bie what y'all

say you bgie I'm not bie yo buy the

[ __ ] the calamari [ __ ] and shut

up nobody want to hear all this [ __ ] you

talking about stupid oh man that's [ __ ] a

[ __ ] idiot dog now that's probably

the

one there you there you go there you go

there you there you that's what I'm

saying and that hold all your [ __ ] all

your Home Depot

receipts business card all your Lowe's

records all the little Realtors you meet

that you get their card you do that oh

that's a fact that's a fact that's just

go hold the real car that's

important you don't want to lose those

oh my Lord thank you again Sarah I don't

know what you talk about you're the man

man [ __ ] bro thank you honestly oh man

all right man oh my lord it's good to be

back good to be back fuing that [ __ ] is

fu

it's a good it's a good gift too it's a

perfect gift never show me that one

being both funny and a

dope two birds I tried to do everybody's

gift like to their to their brand and

personality you got you got that warm as

[ __ ] I'm not going to lie it was cold as

a [ __ ] upstair that [ __ ] was nice came

right handy I almost had to take I did

have to take it off in the car though

just get too hot I felt like I was

driving in a sleeping

bag you had that [ __ ] on in the car yeah

I didn't think about it I didn't think

about it man

what I got to put this in the

truck this you good MH y all right who's

ready to have some Fun's

[Applause]

me microphone check one two what is

this what episode is this 787 I believe

we don't know we don't know TR I'm not

going to hold you 77 no I was right I

was right good [ __ ]

it's you I

mean I guess it

is and

M uh all right welcome to episode 787 of

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you I'm your humble gracious grateful

happy to be here host Joe Buton here

with a few really amazing people to my

left big Mel you know the [ __ ] Vibes

hoody who Hy who how you doing I'm

awesome amazing so glad to be here good

good we're happy to have you uh big

parks is in the building El Myra's

finest King ww is is in the building you

know the Vibes big freeze the freezi is

is here Cory is here it's mad [ __ ]

back there I'm not even going through it

shout out to everybody how's everybody

doing how's everybody feeling what's up

what's up what's

amazing feeling good man feeling good a

little under the weather but at the same

time yeah I got the little you got the

[ __ ] too little trickle

yeah cool okay okay all right sh go

around all no cuz listen I I've been

I've been uh rather lucky this season

and not getting sick and I just said

that [ __ ] the other day around all these

[ __ ] tourist that [ __ ] ran through my

house too I got lucky as hell but

everybody got sick it be the tourist

with the germs the kids not the kids kid

the kids it's the kids B yo and yo uh

white people in New Jersey gu it's too

it's too cold now for y'all kids to run

around like that no not tell them

that I'm trying to and I'm black so I

don't say nothing to him want say put

that damn baby dog little light jacket

uh

Sarah if a jacket [ __ ] be having on a

hoodie and a Skully n i man that little

white 13y old had a t-shirt on pacing

back and forth in front of me I thought

it was the the

JS I thought he was about to pull out a

butterfly knife and get to it like why

you out here this early looking like

that

but uh how was everybody everyone's uh

Christmas to those that celebrate it was

good it was good amazing come on give me

a little more give me a little more St

it's all the family uh Christmas Eve is

the night that we do everything which

was good cuz I was not sick then and

then Christmas Day itself I was in bed

all day yo the whites do that too lay in

bed all day no the Christmas Eve [ __ ] Oh

I thought that was for the

Spanish the Spanish is Du to Christmas

Eve I never heard nobody the Spanish

is okay some of the whites do too appar

evidently evidently yeah we never we

never did really did Christmas like day

outside of like gifts for the kids uh

[ __ ] like that no we did we did

Christmas day um I felt good this was

the first time that I had my daughter

Christmas morning so that was really

yeah that's big ever well since yeah

yeah yeah but yeah wow the last couple

years it's been like I was getting her

on the 26th one year the 27th or the

28th so I did my Christmas a little

later on this time I picked her up 7:30

she came home opening presents so it was

still early so that that set my day for

me already um we did my family this time

cuz after Thanksgiving after

Thanksgiving we'll never see her side of

the family again right macaroni ever

funny [ __ ] so we s we s at my

grandmother house eating dinner so I I'm

trying to find a way to [ __ ] on the food

that we had to Thanksgiving looks good

huh real you see that gravy right sheit

good right she was like no this is much

better than Thanksgiving I said oh you

felt that way oh we could have been had

this talk so we just spent the next

couple you never had to talk with her we

didn't have to talk no hell you said it

on the Pod though how your girl I said

it nice on

real I just kept saying it was different

hey yo fam I would have read between

them lines if I was her but it's it it

felt good coming from her it's real

gravy right it's real gravy right we had

an amazing everybody was good though

chees is really

melted see this

smack that's fire oh man this was this

was I told my family I was like yo not

to get all H sappy and she I was like

this was

probably um I'm the happiest this

Christmas and I've been in my entire

adult life wow I had my aunt there my

aunt just turned 97 last week she was

there I had my both my grandparents

there like just family yeah we we're

never going to your girls family's house

come on like look how good you feel

leaving your family's house we all felt

good dead ass I didn't feel good leaving

her family's house right right it was

just like regular ice again but now for

real cuz when you leave your family and

get get filled with that love that ain't

like your girl be sitting in the corner

for hours playing Simon you don't give a

[ __ ] [ __ ] I'm talking to my aunt shut

the [ __ ] up my aunt is [ __ ] 109 sit

there and play UNO don't say nothing in

my family house my family house they

line you up in here every time freeze

talk it trigger me in the saying

something that I shouldn't say so I

won't don't do it don't do it please but

how was y you're good you're good

Playboy yeah yeah just um I ain't do

much actually uh I was a little under

the weather so my girl woke me up mad

early b and I went to sleep late I uh we

got my daughter the little Range Rover

[ __ ] yeah that [ __ ] kicked my ass I

ain't going to hold you one to put

together put together oh [ __ ] and I

started mad late like oh I got this

procrastinating is all right now before

I [ __ ] on you is that like one of those

girl dad things to do like when y'all

was talking about getting makeup on your

face like having to put it together

yourself that ain't a girl D sh that's a

dad [ __ ] you do this just a dad thing no

I got task grab oh [ __ ] I feel like Les

man

ifo you are Li yo hold up you're ly how

do you not believe him no when Lex was

born all the crib all that [ __ ] this [ __ ]

do [ __ ] the crib the the b car all that

the little dresser you get anything hey

once that [ __ ] came in the flat box with

some Nails

y you should have made a phone call yeah

I made a phone call Buddy oh hell no my

my man won't let me do that and the ill

[ __ ] about it toolbox was in the garage

lit I got all the [ __ ]

yeah all the pie ain't nothing missing

good [ __ ] too probably yeah you know he

bought

good yeah I can't do that how you going

to call a task rabbit [ __ ] on Christmas

Eve task rabbit works on Christmas I

believe you probably double time they

make they set day prices holiday pric in

you gotdamn right they want to put a b

that together I can't do it yo [ __ ]

Ain't Got families and it probably be

some up they probably cleaning up now

you think about

it they clean up two yes they clean up

two ways shout to task rabbitors out

there put together boy shorts come on

Christ Eve you immediately went to the

can you put this Hama can you put this

Hama together some

H oh my no but all jok a girl Tas grab

might be like uh like the girl said guy

instacart deliverers

were remember when the girls were

[ __ ] on guy instaart the difference

is don't know how to she got a fat ass

[ __ ] ain't going to Care [ __ ] Don't

Give A she put that [ __ ] together all

wrong dver I got screwdriver for you

[ __ ] is you talking about had girl Tas

grab I've had girl guy insta carts I

never had no problem with that you just

picking the [ __ ] out and bringing me the

[ __ ] [ __ ] can't pick the [ __ ] out

right uh maybe

produce oh okay I've had girl t rabbits

yeah they were

extraordinarily

efficient what good man I'm on your ass

I ain't going lie to you I ain't going

to lie to you I'm on your ass today with

love always this [ __ ] is so stupid yo

no it was predict it was predictable

Wednesdays is

mine Wednesdays are mine M but period

comma the end

punctuation paperwork we came up with

this plan yep there's basis and

Foundation to these emotions that is a

fact [ __ ] so I was ahead of as play cuz

birthday is on Daddy time and Christmas

is on Daddy time and you wanted the

Spanish is or whatever you are do that

the night before so you get Christmas

Eve mhm there shouldn't be yeah that

should have went smooth that's what I

thought I don't know why you thought

that I would that and my dad who's older

and who's wiser and wiser than I every

day leading up to it he kept saying call

you talk to him yo make sure you got you

got you get Lex right make sure double

check and S theie man s theie but

uh my I tried it [ __ ] Christmas Eve

6:00

p.m. y oh no I started it I started it

cuz I'm trying to hit the Nick game too

so I'm trying to plan I'm trying I'm

trying I was going to bring my son we

outside that hey how early can I get him

tomorrow about that oh uh CH you with

the mail what you mean about

that I

me I wanted to talk to you about that I

said it's nothing to talk about

get that little [ __ ] dressed matter of

fact this is get him naked yeah this is

not a negociation yeah oh man the same

literally yo I

can't you like

this you want to square up with the air

so bad what oh cuz then there like Dad

guilt too this Dad guilt now I mean you

giving me whatever story you giving me

I'm going to be the guy to take my kid

away from his mom on Christmas I I

thought about it but I don't he don't

give a [ __ ] let me

tell I got the message Christmas Eve

5:30 Hey cuz we have a set time for the

for the the pickup on the pick up what

I'm saying between between 7:30 a.m. and

8:00

a.m. that's the time he's different no

he a better that no he's different

better he's not

liberal that [ __ ] 7:29 that [ __ ] is

outside I'm outside 7 and I wait say

7:30 I'm outside bro I'm telling you I'm

trying to be TR he different yo so yo

would you like to get her a little later

than usual

tomorrow I said what's

later cuz this my first time having her

on Christmas so she's like I'm like 1011

no that's that's that's morning that

morning's

over yeah that ain't that I need you to

open gifts here with us here in the

morning

so then I said all right check it out

I'll do that New Year's Eve is coming up

I'll pick her up later then

too no no no I can't do that oh well see

7:30 and I 7:30 pick my baby up S try

that [ __ ] it's Christmas Eve you want

them T night so you can wake up with him

in the morning

no that [ __ ] who the [ __ ] she thought

you was

talking hey

sheach how to make that [ __ ] juicy too

want to take them tonight so you can

wake up and have them in the morning and

share the morning together

no not at all actually I'm running

around

tonight I'm shaking my

ass I wake up with nobody

[ __ ] yo

2025 I will be less insane no you're not

no no it's true I'm telling you no

you're not we telling you I'm telling

you no it's true

nah Mel yes I thought long and hard

about your billboard

inquiry you want to tell us how your

Christmas was yeah man what's up yeah it

was

cool oh [ __ ] that led right into my

other shot I

had go ahead oh [ __ ] it's know the

shot do freeze know I don't but you know

what you talking

about this [ __ ] is an

idiot get off of me you be know yo get

off of me yo oh

[ __ ] stay the course stay focused you

were going

Tob incy you want that beat come

on oh man please the computer just

freezing but please I hope it I want I

hope it shut down I hope sh shut down

that [ __ ] shut all the way down don't

work at all oh no all right it's still

doing something song

think it's doing something funny right

now but let's just anyway you

you yo I hope not I don't want to hear

ma' yes

ahead man how was how was your CH it was

cool now keep going no cuz you see what

it's doing no I'm a hard

reset going get to it I reload this

[ __ ] I'll go buy a new

one in the

me oh [ __ ] yo but that's the thing a lot

of y'all out there the beautiful women

that I follow a lot of y'all had your

little family coming out

parties oh my Lord I a know how many of

y'all had five kids and a

[ __ ] and

Africans yo y'all when when girls find

out a plan they had mad kids with them

Africa din the

run all them Simon head ass [ __ ] no

they did that [ __ ] made them put on some

pajamas it was a lot of BS oh please in

nice kitchens yeah yeah in nice kitchens

you [ __ ] the

Africans oh my Lord anyway get them

Nigerians they was coming I'm like oh

I've been following this [ __ ] for seven

years I she had six kids and two

[ __ ] two [ __ ] all you seen was Hills

oh my Lord oh man if I never see another

pajama set again anyway Mel yes what'

you do I just I was chilling

hung out with some

friend oh that's what's up I don't want

to laugh at you yo I don't want to I

promise you I don't get a a Friends

Christmas

chrm friends

MH can't

the you ain't up

no but that's not true I really am just

interested in your Christmas I don't

know what's going on with the lab time

but no matter what the topic is when

this starts I'm coming back

up do you know what we talking about um

I'm have a slight idea but I just would

rather you say a word just one word let

the joke un CU I think I know what he

talking about but I'm not even

absolutely certain he know exactly what

we talking about and Mel know too no

no no open yeah see look at that so what

y'all went out to dinner maill what

y'all do you said you hung out with your

friends

yeah games got it open presents that

sort of thing I didn't get a chance to

go home to see F well not home I didn't

get a chance to go see family so got

stuck with the friends this year J Jenga

mhm and

uno no I didn't play UNO you don't play

spades I don't play either one you're

right absolutely right no you don't play

una I like to play heads up oh what's

that yeah I'm a [ __ ] Champ at heads

up mhm step your [ __ ] up dog we play

Taboo oh just get Play tab keep your

white heads up we play

Taboo I KN I knew it I [ __ ] knew it

yo I [ __ ] KN

it I knew

it hey yo dog listen man

yo man sometimes you got to just be on

the boat yo sometimes you got just got

me chilling on the boat yo sometimes you

just got to get dress book heads

on y sometimes you got to Rally up your

friends and just play some jingga or

just anything little bit Uno anything to

keep your mind off of things you got to

just turn your phone on D and

D God

damn and another one

you're taking way too much pleasure in

this

[ __ ] I knew it yo I knew

itop I said I hear that beat bro I knew

it oh

man that's it that's it

mhm you sure you sure that's it for now

okay for we'll put a pen in it right but

how did you

feel how did

you like did you

know

like I got 21

questions like were you as shocked as I

Noy no no

no all right

all say yo

oh man how long did you

know

while you look so uncomfortable this

[ __ ] is tricky

boy he told you

[ __ ] it's

trick all right F was that just a that

was recently though

man it don't feel good it don't feel

good

I I'm so okay I'm like better than I'm

talking about being in the spot with the

questions coming at you like you did to

me I'm so used to it [ __ ]

that

okay brother

no no nice nice sneakers man thank you

uh where would you gentlemen and lady

like to start

today did you text him

did you we are in I know you send a text

come on different countries constant

communication what the [ __ ] what the

send me gloss s me gloss send me gloss

gloss you're

right I know it's like it's like it's so

weird how people act when like [ __ ] is

like super transparent between them

right oh [ __ ]

okay just when I swim back to the

LGE she Ain going me to be messy I'm out

of

there out of

therey I got one last

you you didn't care no not even a little

bit Young Thug

yeah there we go it's a few [ __ ] out

here

thugging oh no this was the thug week

that's why I like Christmas though that

is why I like it does expose all the

[ __ ] [ __ ] I love it I absolutely

love it front and CER yeah yeah that's

it's coming

out who was just holding all the young

thgs private conversations yo dog I

wonder if he can sue he has to be able

to why he's in jail during the time of

the call and they say in the beginning

of the call these calls are recorded

blah blah blah yeah but not for public

they are not for the public how how does

dat line get these [ __ ] calls they

they pay okay well yeah dog somebody

from inside the jail leaked that [ __ ] or

sold that [ __ ] for sure it ain't

privileged is like like if a video come

out with him talking to his lawyer

that's something different I don't know

that it ain't that's that's attorney I

know I'm just saying I don't know that

the the phone calls from him on on the

jail phone that still might be property

of the state or some [ __ ] and what we're

talking about is on Christmas Eve or day

before just Christmas week Young Thugs

Jail phone calls started being leaked to

the public on across socials yeah it was

a call with uh the Lena girl uh it was

another call with uh who was the other

call it was another call was one with

him

and there was one with him and his man

where he was telling his man yo she love

me too much was that so all of these

videos began to leak of course Young

Thug and Mari the scientist long-term

relationship she was holding them down

she was canceling tour dates to go drive

to

the

yeah she she jumped off the tour soon as

we yeah not even we I'm out the game but

[ __ ] going to [ __ ] all day [ __ ] going

n [ __ ] a we weon never stop the niggga

they don't want yo know oh man you could

talk it's okay it's not from you make it

from somebody else come on you can tell

us be honest on Yo watch watching him

talk to shorty yeah I felt

surprised I felt proud was there like

you know you just be watching them cry

you just

be but in your head what he saying but

nah I mean you said it but what was he

saying in his head though I ain't make

you say it you said

it but I didn't mean it like I don't

know what you meant I just know what you

said

man cool you such a piece of [ __ ]

[ __ ] a piece of [ __ ] hey yo who

you dog or you just better at it than

than me I always felt a little bad [ __ ]

I felt bad when this story leaked I like

oh po

marah oh no no no no no no no that was

com I felt a little I felt a little bad

no no no no I ain't talking about that

part I'm talking about seeing she was at

the shows young my man my man yo don't

be the

one I love a good my man my man my

manner yeah we all those are the

greatest to get off your my sides my

sides my sides back in the day you hear

back in the day many years ago many

years ago many many many many many years

ago many years ago I don't want to

misrepresent myself today today correct

yeah you just told us to pod so pod

[ __ ] that's that many years ago you got

to put the disclaimer out we I don't

understand situation my [ __ ] be

listening and her understanding don't be

like mine it don't be like mine

sometimes I just be W to make it clear

but yeah I felt bad for Mariah I did oh

for sure I did yeah no th% but I'm

talking about hearing him I didn't cuz I

don't know what their relationship is I

don't care she held them down yeah for

sure she held so to found out like this

yeah it ain't the on Christmas yeah that

your man is home for Christmas and now

you got to see your man talking to some

other y me but the other side and how he

was carrying shorty y sitting there

like hey [ __ ] put the PE in there you

know what I mean was cool what did y'all

think of all the uh

well first of all

Lena I don't want to spend too long on

this but there's so much to say on all

of it a lot that's Shorty's name yeah

yeah and she's married right she's

married to Devin Haney which is Junior

which is why this is a thing

yeah now let me ask you a question now

shoot two questions all oh go ahead

anybody know when they got

married it don't matter when they got

married

it didn't happen yesterday it does not

matter this young lady has been

outside oh they got married spring

2023 and Thug got locked up when before

that before

that not much before

that people that have been outside have

seen this girl

outside oh you know where she from right

and two days later she supposed to pick

me and my my husband that's why you got

respected like I don't know why [ __ ]

think they the only ones out here moving

around yeah that's true that's true

[ __ ] are not the only ones out here

moving around or the only [ __ ] with

game some of these chicks got more game

than par Brothers some of these [ __ ]

right for it too and listen these [ __ ]

is such suckers not speaking to anybody

in particularly but uh [ __ ] is such

suckers that for the girls that don't

even take a whole lot of game it's just

take honesty yo I'm with you Tuesday and

Wednesday [ __ ] when I leave you I'm

going over here to do this over here at

the Timberwolves game for a few then I'm

going to Aspen I'm flying there with the

London soccer [ __ ] that don't know none

of y'all no no no look from there I will

be in Turks soon hey y'all know a nail

tack in Turks they can put it right in

this hey dides anybody know uh mua mua

and Turks I'm here just for 24 hours

remember um it's different what Karen

was saying about she was like yo I tell

whoever I'm with if he call I go

different I pick up the middle what is

the

difference we understand

that right we understand that once you

put a ring on somebody's finger that

understanding I don't think is the same

that's not the that's not always true I

just told you Wayne [ __ ] disagree more

that he different some people do people

we talking about different we in a

different league in this class that we

talking about we not talking about uh

homeboy to work at the bodega N I know

I'm talk talking about once you get cuz

we all understand the game is the game

uhhuh but once you decide to marry

somebody I only know of that one

situation that ice is talking about K

but she is a different M yeah you know

saying she's open like that I'm pretty

sure it's a couple of them out there

[ __ ] just don't want you in the

generation of of young women that come

from the Karin family tree that may be S

that that may be true we we not the only

ones that see what's going on out there

the girls have it good right now if I

could go marry this simp ass [ __ ] again

I'm not speaking specifically about them

I'm just speaking in general if I can go

marry the simp that's going to hold it

down and still get my 10K from you my

20K from you my 7K from you he ain't

going to pay me but he going to pay for

the bags and all that [ __ ] him I only

even got to speak to once every six

months over like we not the only ones we

The Hills Have Eyes and for the dude

that's the simp dude or whatever he

might be [ __ ]

reaping the benefits keep 20% off your

off your [ __ ] uh tax good point on

top of maybe getting a cut of whatever

little tiet driv driving whatever he's

driving living where they playing high

stakes ultimatum from a moral standpoint

obviously it's crazy but I could have

you ever heard of a situation like what

you just

described yeah kind of only one not

famous people no the only one I've ever

heard of but like swinger type

relationships or open relationships at a

marriage level yeah well yeah yeah yeah

no but what you just described in terms

of yeah in terms of him benefiting from

they call

pimps well I was speaking more to the

tax benefit than the making money off of

whatever [ __ ]

married yeah yo [ __ ] are marrying

these I don't [ __ ] are marrying wom

she doing what she do I know what she do

that's what I'm a fan of I'm going marry

her cuz I want to experience that

majority of my years and yeah she going

to go run around over there and let her

go do it like everybody don't have the

big a big beef with it I ain't really

heard nothing from Deon Haney no I stand

I stand corrected cuz again it is a if

you going to reap the benefits of what

she out here doing you are pimping you

pimping you right matter how you put it

yeah and then my thing is like uh and

listen a lot of guys have have had a bad

like Usher this holiday run but the flip

side of that coin is even with the

Travis [ __ ] is y [ __ ] love who they

love and you you mind your [ __ ] B

bu like who are we to say what people

know or don't know about the person that

they into it's a whole Fleet of these

young NBA 21 22 23 24 year olds that's

searching for this they coming in the

league to get this type of treatment

from this type of girl yeah and Lena

is M that type of girl yeah man so I

mean [ __ ] if that's who he love that's

who he love but

sticky when Thug tweet when he now the

tweets we can discuss little sticky now

the tweets we can discuss because nah n

not and I'm a boxer yeah yeah I'm not if

I'm a boxer no you can't go tweet he

said I can have that little [ __ ] right

now if I wanted it but she been pushing

the PE harder than [ __ ] LOL that's the

twin I got who I

want so tell me what yeah tell me what

we boxing he's a boxer he can fight

pistol all in my pocket cuz I Ain got

time to be boxing what what I'll take my

chances with that after you just came

home from that Rico no you won't what's

the twin part I'll take my chances with

that that's like a nickname that the

young boys be saying now like what up

twin you don't be hearing jaywan say

yeah yeah I call you

twin is he talking about her being his

twin yeah he's saying her yeah that's

the twin

no can you not honk yourself like at

least pretend to follow up in context

doing my best yeah doing my best twin

it's a it's a it's a p name look at it

like I know what the [ __ ] it means then

what the hell you saying I just have

never heard it being referenced in that

way he's calling her his twin yes so is

that like Mel no one you know Mel learns

the I love it I love it it's my favorite

part of this episode cultural icon

I know what twin means it's all right

but I've never heard a guy call a girl

that it's common it's in songs now it's

in things I know I know I know you can't

keep saying I know while not knowing

I've never heard it used that way're

that's the normal way that they're using

the way yeah that's common now very

common okay so

now my wife is my wife she moving how

she moving and I love her that's my

decision mhm you tweeting like that I

have a problem with I would too I would

you Tweeting like that I have a problem

100% for sure [ __ ] is you talking about

I have that little [ __ ]

what even if it's true yo y'all sound

crazy to me tell me more so shorty

moving how she's moving uhhuh you could

care less about that piece yeah you got

to take what comes along with that no I

don't got to take that disrespect why I

have to no you don't I could easily have

a problem with that you can move how you

move but you're this is that's just

disrespectful and shorty moving how

she's moving there's no guarantee that

whoever she's moving around with is

going to respect you or not spill be not

they're not going to respect or not

spill the beans and these sensitive ass

[ __ ] can take an take up an issue with

as many of those people as they feel all

right well [ __ ] sit your dumb ass down

you can't hate the players of the game

bro the rules are the rules and the

rules don't change everybody don't play

the game accordingly

but what we talking I got faithful

before that twin [ __ ] became a thing

that that that's saying that's also one

of those things that would trigger me

twin is the new uh what they was doing

behind brother

oh yeah twin is that I remember that

yeah no I was I was there for the

brother

St they 77 Brothers what does twin mean

you're not nothing alike and oh they

like no that just you know they I

wouldn't give a [ __ ] if they the sest of

exactly you don't call my nothing twin

and say I can have that little [ __ ]

whenever I want sorry buddy even if it's

true keep it to yourself keep her in the

house hey right in your diary keep her

in the house stop is I'm dead ass

nobody's keeping them in the house well

she twinning some people are keeping

them an house she twinning

then you can't have it both ways

yo he's trying to figure it out I'm

trying no I'm not I'm stuck cuz right

after that uh I think one of the G4 boys

somebody else popped up and started

talking some [ __ ] talking about I had on

this day oh I see that yeah like the nek

boy somebody wow she

[ __ ] she outside that's what I tell

y'all about discernment you if I if I

know you [ __ ] one of the nek boys I

don't even know what that is I don't

know what that is either that's them two

little white boys that was kissing on

each other in Miami with the funny

haircut that's oh that's the uh the uh

yeah oh May it's the island boys maybe

I'm [ __ ] the nek boys up sorry nek

boys whoever y'all are you [ __ ] anybody

with

boys that wasn't in the boys oh man no

I'm cool on that my heart goes out to

everybody the worst part about that for

me is whoever leaked not that they

leaked it but when they leaked it don't

do that on Christmas Eve crazy yeah

that's crazy do have a heart yeah and

then then Thug tried to clean it up he

said I'm sorry to my baby for all this

[ __ ] on the internet I love you baby

and [ __ ] them all we know what's up with

us

nah nah whole internet keeping the PE I

know I know and then keeping the PE

y'all [ __ ] up out there she so mad I

said Merry Christmas and she said Thank

you thank you thanks

thanks K that's

funny it's a funny tweet

exactly it ain't funny when you going

through it that's I said he was still

he's good with that because that you

know that message went through yeah you

wasn't blocked and she responded course

straight straight [ __ ] they was next to

each other and she might and she might

have had a very good Christmas I'm sure

she did all all drama aside I'm sure

yeah I'm sure that they'll be fine and I

just goog I just Googled the NK

boys and and I'm going to ride with you

on this one my

brother I'm going to ride with you on

this one do what there's nobody that's

that cute I'm good on that there's

nobody is that you if one of them could

pop now sound like n boy hate but it

don't it's the truth I'm sorry but [ __ ]

what you said the other day about shorty

letting giving homeboy some y

mean if that could happen I'm good yeah

no that's that's a rul I'm good I'm good

on that

uh I'm not spending another second on

any of that Travis hun stuff I'm not I

feel you I ain't it is what it is and

what I will say is it's a lot of you

doofy do dud out there and women you got

to put the chassity belt on when doofy

[ __ ] are trying to

[ __ ] cuz now homeboy from

2017 is going in his

phone leaking the F back to

the yeah man I ha seeing all the people

like oh man how how dare she do that

like that's her ex-boyfriend or whatever

it was I'm not with Revenge born yeah

that's exactly what it is like and you

wouldn't be mad if you're in his shoes

wouldn't be mad at her about that like

oh yeah she was making him super

whatever the [ __ ] she was doing she

should have been that's her [ __ ] man

at the time the one the one corny dude

that came out after the fact and was

like yo this actually happened a long

time ago I just made it I was clout

chasing yeah you seem like it's now like

[ __ ] is years ago the thing the screen

yeah but they've been together

five yo guess what I don't want to know

that yeah yeah I don't want to know all

these intricate details and none of

these people's relationships but that

goes to the other point where every is

just oversharing mhm I'm cool until a

car get burnt on fire then I wanted I

want to hear what like what happened

like if the story ends in a bang then

you got me but all of this other [ __ ]

I'm cool Fam I'm cool I am uh my heart

goes out to alled and all y'all out

there [ __ ] indeed that is clear yeah

a lot lot of pregnancy reveals too this

little holiday season see in the little

[ __ ] I follow I didn't know

they was taking the pictures at an angle

for a

reason yeah it was a lot of Reason a lot

of them out here ho ho hoing yeah now

congratulations follow everybody wants a

Virgo but outside of

that outside of that yeah viros you know

the Vibes you know you know was already

three or four months huh and the [ __ ] I

seen Wasing they had the little baby

bump one little no no now it's a little

grown

like [ __ ] we celebrate every bundle of

joy [ __ ] here now [ __ ] here we

celebrating them little

shits that is true oh man I keep telling

my parents now I don't give a [ __ ] how

much y'all fight like y'all got along

when I needed you to I'm here that's the

end have at

it go on over there and not get along

for [ __ ] 60 years 7 year I don't give

a [ __ ] that job done I'm on Earth yeah

chilling minutes chilling menacing H oh

man uh what else what else what else is

super important or unimportant I feel

like a lot

happened but I did I miss well you

wasn't here did you did you get a chance

to um listen to scissors Deluxe yes um

get your thoughts on it we we we touched

on it briefly Paul

um scissors Deluxe I enjoyed I listened

to it a bunch more I have some different

thoughts than I did before better or

worse it feels like a bunch of demos to

me honestly you took the next sentence

out of my mouth while I enjoyed it I

think she's too talented to not make

good music but it felt unfocused I guess

I would say yeah it it felt like let me

just hit the Vault with these good

sounding

scraps and deliver it are we we we mad

at that no she's no not at all no no no

no no I'm not because scor on a laundry

day is better than most of the field m

yes so it's some good slaps on it I mean

I was disappointed because right when I

thought scissor was about to Scissor on

a couple of the songs it ended so like

you giving me a lot of these two minutes

210 I know what a scissor Bridge sound

like on this I know what a right like

and it was supposed to be like the R&B

but I saw when she can't help but get

into her yeah her

bagp yeah and they sound good they sound

good I a like them but sciss and I mean

I'll get into this a little bit of this

when we talk uh when we review Beyonce

but it's

like it's it's difficult for the greats

today for

me because they've been so great how do

you how do you how do you do it you've

already pushed every boundary you've

proven yourself to every demographic

from 10 to 80 look like what else is

there for Beyonce to do and that's why I

think they start challenging themselves

and we start dissing them when they

start toy go do yeah like I've already

mastered this over here right like I

know Kung Fu so let me go try some other

martial art [ __ ] to go you know what I'm

saying and we diss them Yo they they

went away from fam I did this [ __ ] to

death but dissing is part so that pop so

the pop [ __ ] that she did the last time

I like that [ __ ] sweating that [ __ ] I

love that [ __ ] I didn't like the that

was my that was my critique for I love

that album that album was crazy it was

too much of it that's why I like the

deluxe though it's not as much of it on

there I'm not mad at experimenting you

know taking a step over here trying

something different but still give me

I'm one of the fans that I want what I

became a fan of okay so don't don't

isolate Me by completely experimenting

and going over there like I still wanted

to be majority of what I'm here for you

can do the extra [ __ ] I'm cool with that

but like for me I like it sprinkled in I

say it from both I see it from both

angles he not wrong cuz yo dog if I'm

buying your album I'm assuming that I'm

getting this because this is what your

brand is not them [ __ ]

flutes that's why they put that it got

to be look but if if if I mastered this

like y'all saying if I already mastered

this and I did it to death and

artistically I'm over here right if

you're a fan R ride with me over here

I'm not mad see I disagree with that

because if you're a fan I said I see

both sides yeah CU I don't have to be

that that's that's stand culture to me

where it's like I'm just going to rock

out with whatever you do that's true

like you experiment and do something I

think you can experiment and do

something and I not like it that's true

a th% so I don't have to ride with that

that's true I agree with that money but

if my experimentation is going to

eventually lead to a different sector of

greatness then I'll take that [ __ ]

diss [ __ ] diss the [ __ ] out of

808s I remember that [ __ ] diss that

[ __ ] they did they hated that [ __ ] but

with Kanye is different what happens is

people diss him because they talking to

none of them people they don't really

know what know what to expect with him

them people was stupid

early no hold up for a minute cuz I

don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] was maybe it

was [ __ ] dissing 8 they hat that y'all

was dumb early it was early signs that

808 was about to do something different

bro [ __ ] hated that [ __ ] ABS hated

that [ __ ] absolutely hated

it I didn't at first I very quick I very

quickly started seeing them call it a

classic yeah it turned quick it turned

fast it um that one and for me uh Last

Train to Paris when I first heard I was

like ah this is not I'm cool and years

later it's like oh my God this [ __ ] is

amazing so it happens sometimes yeah

like so but I don't think none of this

the Lana Deluxe thing I don't think any

of this really pertains to I I don't

think she was particularly I'm just

saying in in I'm trying to bring it back

around back to back to the L album it

just felt it felt like demos like even

to the fact that like like it really

sounds like they had the same Reverb and

EQ on everything and just left it what

do you think the purpose of the release

was I think that they do have a tour

coming up so I mean that may be part of

the

inspiration well sza if I remember

correctly had been promoting the R&B

portion of a deluxe for a year yeah she

has been talking about for a while I

think that she was working on

this maybe very early in the year

heard uh the Euphoria beat playing

distant from another room and walked

over

there and quickly saw that Kendrick had

a plan for the year and it probably made

some sense I'm freestyling right now

don't think I spoke to somebody and got

this I just think she heard something

went in there seeing a man on a mission

and was like you know what you got it

let me hold up

because the timing couldn't be any

better the streets is now asking for a

Kendrick and scissor uh EP joint project

but I mean you say the timing couldn't

be any better I mean they told us at the

top of the year with that list that

everybody that was dropping yeah TD took

the year and I came in here and said I

don't believe that [ __ ] I know and then

they called me and I came back and said

oh [ __ ] y'all hey I owe y'all an

apologies M call for the [ __ ] that I say

for real my head stomp that's a call for

that but say I don't believe you

yes well I'm glad my people's over there

and call me good no [ __ ] me

[ __ ] good cuz I that I didn't even think

that was bad but yeah I didn't I didn't

believe it but they've dropped

everything this year yeah that they said

they were going to drop and she was on

the list how do we feel about the r uh

the rumored punch scissor split I'm

saying rumor because I don't know it to

be a fact yeah it's a bunch of cryptic

tweets and Instagram posts I'm not

followed each other all an indication I

think that's all marketing why just to

just to get talk keep talk going that's

it same way they do the I used to always

say that when the artist start beefing

with one of them

punch because they want a release date

they know the release date already let's

get on the internet let's get the people

talking she said something I saw them

tweet she put the uh text combo up she

wanted to put out more music and he he

responded and said oh let's let's let

this breathe for a minute let's wait

till Christmas or New Year's or

something so to get people saying more

music is coming again like he was like a

yeah yeah like they don't they move too

militant and secretive for just I assume

anything that ever hits the blogs or

social media from anybody directly there

is a plan it's deliberate they just

don't move that way ain't nobody running

their mouth over here ain't nobody

really venting against them like that or

except one person but you see what

happened so I think all of this is part

of marketing for them they sit back draw

up the beef I would I would agree with

and even if it's not there solid [ __ ]

over there even if it's like real that

doesn't tell me what's to come like it

normally would in an artist management

split when they said that Ken Kendrick

was leaving TDE the internet was all in

a fuss and we've seen nothing but

Kendrick TDE ever since family Unity so

yeah our paperwork might say that we

done right now but our blood in our

history and uh I couldn't even see how

that would make sense for S now

granted there are some people that feel

like oh I want to flourish on my own now

it's been long enough so I get that but

sza is uh Crim Del Crim top of the top

they did it they did and whether you

fought with Punch or did not the whole

way through y'all did it so even if this

is over for

real what does that mean how could you

be bad at that right your next run I

could see you calling the guy that

helped and them helping and them helping

I can see that happening even if you

were completely not there anymore I

could still see them got they got so I

don't know [ __ ] about [ __ ] but I know

like ice just finished saying everybody

over there uh comes off as a standup

person so I don't think it'll be the

normal mhm the

see if this was another label I'd have

totally different thoughts on a lot of

this right like even the Lana album

dropping as the SOS Deluxe uhhuh and I

think I touched on that when we did the

uh patreon I was looking at that touch

on that

pause um I was looking at that like that

was weird to me because this is a whole

new album it is yeah but you tied it to

this to your two-year-old album as a

deluxe so I'm like was that the middle

ground

okay you want to put more music out fine

but you got one Alum I don't I'm I'm

freestyling too you got one album left

this is not going to count as your one

album so we'll let you put it out as the

deluxe so it's still SOS you still owe

us a project we still got work to do but

that's the way you'll get this album out

I could see that if this were another

label cuz I like I said i' I've talked

to artists that were down to that last

album trying to get the album out and

the label say no no we not Dr we're not

dropping

until we renegotiate for two more albums

right and if you don't want to

renegotiate we don't drop this album

yeah so listen scissors big Jersey all

day uh I look forward to whatever she's

doing next I am enjoying the even if it

is a bunch of demos I'm no I still like

it like I said shees she's capable of

making bad music she's [ __ ] in there

killing vocal Runs The Melodies are

incredible all that [ __ ] is great it

just feels half cooked compared to the

standard that she has set for herself

yeah I I would agree with I would agree

with that or maybe that's why it's the

deluxe maybe we're not gonna make this a

standalone if it's this yeah it could be

that you know what I mean we'll attach

it over here so it lives under this

project yeah somebody over there call

call me and tell me everything we wrong

about oh no they going to call you

that's how podcasters get information

now just by saying the wrong [ __ ]

publicly yo dog you was wrong this is

really what it oh oh thanks and then and

don't don't say nothing though Tuesday

it be lovely yeah you got it big dog um

all right it's time for my favorite part

of the

show I'm I'm barking with you yeah yeah

I'm barking with you want a little

something a little bit little bit of

scratch little something this guy keep

getting money yeah he keep getting

Spanky little teeny bit Mr Spanky over

here save some for the rest of us uh

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TD I'm gonna get him a TD jonu Smith

Miami tight end on my bench with 13 I

lost by four to johnan congratulations

he's been a must since halfway through

the year about I know yeah who's your

Stant to you Trey m

yes who has the most catches without a

TD I thought one was coming it did not

that Carolina game in overtime chubba

hubard with the 21 yard touchdown run

him playing against him I couldn't wait

for that game to

end yo I thought it was over and it was

in overtime he's a monster dog the

better team the better team W fantasy

bro better team one congratulations to

John man uh and good luck in your in

your Super Bowl with Kai whole league

knew my team was the best team in the

league K just be sunning y'all kaai has

a good team rad the back of Derrick

Henry All Season longw ah smart K has a

good team fell right to him

congratulations to those Brothers

um I lost my

spot sad as

hello depressed when you lose that

fantasy yeah depressing especially when

you have a squad and you knew you you

could do it no you've been getting your

ass kick and you've been in laughing

stock for the last time that now you

want to [ __ ] on everybody but you have

the squad you got the team to do it best

best team in the league and here's the

kicker this Kyon Williams and puker yeah

just those yo just those two alone it's

40

points puka AJ Brown Brian Thomas Jr

Trey Trey

McBride what absolutely loaded yeah he

wasn't supp and my projection this week

something stupid 170 17 something 160

something absolutely ridiculously crazy

when I tell y'all I am so sick like

Neo I am sck I'm just trying to be

strong for real I'm trying to tell

myself oh you did well in life [ __ ] [ __ ]

this fantasy [ __ ] but I mean I got the

highest score a few I don't really lose

no money I got the highest score like

five weeks and we get like $1,500 per

week oh per week on the high so I'm not

losing money but that don't make it feel

good yeah that don't matter I want to

win my [ __ ] I hate losing more than I

love

winning I agree yeah I do me too yeah

it's competitive I'm competitive comp

I'm competitive what is the person win

who like 100 Grand and they will Le 100

Grand 100

Grand yeah look yeah yeah somewhere

around June they invite everybody all

the participants all the players out

there miss Childs get the

basement uh everybody bring the money

just give it to the give it to the

winner yeah last two years I've been

bringing 10 grand you just donating 10

grand this is your year to get your

Spanky back yeah now I'm a team yo with

the team you had this we felt good

leaving that draft this was the year we

was feeling good no we did it we did it

they trying to ban y'all from coming

with

us they've been having secret meetings

and everything about how good my team

was oh man for real it's it's a thing in

the league oh [ __ ] like oh my God I'm

sick to my stomach anyway listen make

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out there man and run your game yo you

ain't even hit him with the run your

game I run my game you Ain hit

he discombobulated cuz we talk to ke

every morning J Smith on the bench you

been going crazy for the last seven

weeks Parks absolutely right yeah I

picked him up to some a dolphins fan but

then they started going crazy I was like

he goes crazy when the Dolphins need a

TD he gets it yeah he gets it um Mel

Ford yes uh tell us about your live

stream you did you did A Christmas live

stream I did I was blessed enough to

catch

it I was fortunate enough to get to lay

eyes on this

thing

unfortunately missed I didn't know about

you missed it I missed it you missed it

it's still there I heard a little rumors

but go go catch it before it's

gone you got to hurry up and catch it

Mel tell us leaving it up tell us all

about it okay so it was my

horrible it was horrible God damn it it

was it was bad that's [ __ ] up wait let

let let M tell us tell what you think on

[ __ ] ass come on it was rude cuz I

didn't see it so I want to hear from it

it it was a smoking hot mess it was a

[ __ ] disaster I heard some QVC

sounding [ __ ] yeah I heard it was PHT I

heard it was like

PHT was PHT your version of

QBC I heard you was selling mops and

[ __ ] he hey I I didn't see it I didn't

see it I had some really good [ __ ] to

give away what you give okay so first of

all it's your fault cuz you you don't

talk to her like you don't you know what

you should say to her and you don't say

it I don't even I don't know she just

wanders into world I don't speak the m

in the outside world that's what I'm

saying you

should cuz she just does this in the

world with no guidance need a little bit

of little bit of guidance man you know

what [ __ ] you okay so what you give away

but Dad would fix

it some

guidance any

tutor any type of mentor [ __ ] somebody

okay listen listen you sack of [ __ ]

[ __ ] say something positive uh you

look

great you look great lowed fruit right

there I heard you were jumping on a

trampoline huh okay now hold on let's

let's back up a little bit The Man Show

is back yeah let's back up a little bit

all right Joe I'm asking you to say

something nice about the [ __ ]

production

you look

great The Producers made you look great

I mean they G they gave you I mean you

do have a piece of rewatchable content

did you like my set at least the set

looked nice thank you there you go the

set looked well too how was the

trampoline thank you put all the energy

into the no yo okay so this being my

first season there is a lot of throwing

[ __ ] at the wall to see what sticks set

did nice oh this is look nice thank you

IE listen one of the things that I've

learned about 2024 is to fail

forward okay okay fail forward fail

forward not everything and also another

lesson that I've learned in 2024 hit him

with it is that perfect is the enemy of

good that's true and

sometimes sometimes good is all you're

GNA [ __ ] get and that's good enough

Corey get the [ __ ] out okay just get get

back up and get the [ __ ] out

okay so I wanted to do this YouTube live

I wanted to do Melissa's favorite things

kind of like what Oprah used to do I do

not have Oprah money I don't have Oprah

production so we did the best that we

had with what we what we got I had a lot

of products send me things to be

featured and then I had all the stuff

that I really liked as well started my

Amazon store and one of the things that

I was talking about is a mini trampoline

why you ask you stripped down the the

Santa suit to get on the trampoline I

see what you

did I can't find goad I'm going to let

you I'm going to let you I'm not saying

anything so you were selling theing a

word she was selling ass yo she was up

there selling ass you had on a little

why you looking I don't want no smoke

you looking like you about to come in I

don't want no beef I had on you are why

are you add fishing like this

I'm not ad fishing it really is things

that I really liked and bought with my

own money but then there's other things

that like you know anyway I have a time

stamp from it I'm not going to play it

cuz then they going to call me the

vibrating trampoline too no there's a

vibr vibrational plate oh she started

talking about Al Horford's weed company

and segue that

intoing and Al

Horford yeah yeah [ __ ] got to pay over

yeah uh and then segue that somehow into

like some menopause [ __ ] it's true so

what suck a dick okay I have a lot of

women who are either par menopausal post

or heading towards it and their sleep

cycles are [ __ ] wait was Daisy right

there in the little bag the whole time

Daisy took a [ __ ] on the

set Daisy [ __ ] live on live stream

for real yes her stomach was not doing

okay oh poor Daisy we know that Daisy

she's somewhere safe right she's in her

bag Mel don't do this

again all right stop no you know what

you you need to be a little bit

more so let me

go supportive but go on in your

endeavors we got to talk about that

though being supportive yeah support

amongst friends like remember like when

your man come and give you the trash

mixtape and tell you I'm rapping like

when is the time to say you calling my

whole thing try hey stop doing this like

or should you enable your friend yo the

forklift [ __ ] is paying 1450 an hour

yes yo go get

jobs go do some constructive [ __ ] out

there not you yo did did it prove

beneficial at least yeah okay yeah

extraordinarily got you mhm you got some

ads I have a lot I have a lot cooking

for second season I saying to you if you

want just peruse are you watching it

right now lying lying again I'm not

lying you'll see stop com up here you

know that I keep my [ __ ] cards close

to the vest okay I don't tell y'all

[ __ ] everything but

all such a hater you're such a hater huh

why are you I around at you too I did

I heard can't wait to watch jumping up

and down on trampoline I was jumping up

and okay so the reason for the

trampoline okay with a little outfit on

yeah it was like it's a little outfit

I'm wearing I'm wearing the same [ __ ] I

wear in the gym it was spandex but it

wasn't in the gym you should you

bounceing that's what I'm say

it's Che it out you get a minute but for

real just lay eyes on this thing the

reason why I mini trampoline is my

favorite one of my favorite things

oh you know what feel free feel free to

send help my way you are a

project you know [ __ ] like [ __ ] love

a project it's cool it's cool it's cool

you're going to see you're going to see

you're going to see next year that's

true here's my final rag on mail

question for you and then we can talk

about

Beyonce I went home and thought long and

hard about your billboard

inquiry I'm asking one question and I'm

leaving it alone forever oh my God go go

ahead I watched it back like 90

times that was a great episode classic

should have went triple yeah she was

cooking no that was one of the best

episodes ever she was in her bag yeah

now you smoke that but everything you

was saying to me in regards to the

billboard ain't that the same [ __ ] that

redacted was saying to

you no

do you remember what one of my points

was

hello

hello she talk she talking to you big

dog I said two words it's over now I

said two very important words yeah I

said two very important words what Sweat

Equity and speaking of Sweat Equity

Beyonce man be

what a Super Bowl forward wasn't the

Super

Bowl you a shy [ __ ]

boy did anyone hear

c b oh for sure my whole whole house we

don't want to start with um the [ __ ]

marold um what she do she did the

Christmas song which was lit like it was

great it was great production there on

top of like a a skyscraper decked all

the way out but I was just like you're

not going to go to the game and do do at

the game like that's it's pre

pre-recorded clearly it's Mari I know

but that's takes the fun out of it for

me not coming to your football not

coming

to your little where is this little game

Texas no no no no I'm Mariah Cary and

y'all are y'all I'm going to do it here

and y'all going to take this video no

take this fire

stick load it up soon as you plug it in

I'm pop right up do my numbers that's it

yeah sorry

Roger [ __ ] his

nameer yeah

um I don't want to start with this I

mean what do y what what did y'all think

about I

don't I don't want to come off like but

well I hated that I had to watch the

Ravens game to get that after us losing

so I really did not but again my whole

the enti house is beof for sure that

[ __ ] was on like four TVs yeah so I I

loved it I liked how she had the black

country start like this is some black

[ __ ] it was yeah Blacky black black

black [ __ ] yeah so I like how that's her

like that's their thing and they her and

ho and they kind of make sure to throw

that in your face every chance they get

mhm so I like that part yeah song

selection I'm still not a fan of the

country album I like that [ __ ] so so I

like the I was glad when Texas hem came

on we was all all right this is my [ __ ]

right now let's go go out the bank yeah

but other than that and it was great to

see her and blew up there together that

sh was that was cute that was cute I'm

not going as a dude you shouldn't think

that thate [ __ ] is cute but that

was so that's my takes on it though yo

your

homeboy you right is his eyes glazing

over I can't see him from here I'm

trying to just listen to the takes you

can't you can't possibly have a take I

gave you my take already which is when

you're the Pinnacle of greatness It's

just tough to exceed that that that is

my take like I felt what y'all are

saying about her in blue the 9 million

times I've seen her in Blue On Stage

they showed up I saw the show the I saw

the show with all the everybody water

aluminum foil [ __ ] I saw Coachella I saw

this I saw when HBO came like I've seen

it she's great she's great but I feel

like once I see it I don't think

anything new is happening to where I

need a new take on a Beyonce show looks

like a Beyonce show to me now yeah good

point that's sad that we to that uh

level of desensitization yeah yeah that

the greatness is just the bar so like

you unappreciated he been great for long

enough right like Le Braun played the

other night without mad people on his

team had like 39 15 boards it's like

your dog how old are you again like oh

all right this is just the level this is

just the level that Beyonce is at the

level it's a short list of people that's

at that level where you expect that it's

very sure that's what you expect so she

going to have to figure out she got to

go I want to see Beyonce in the Vegas

sphere I can't that would be I want to

see I want to see Beyonce on the shuttle

to Mars or some [ __ ] like you got to do

something different the I has been stuck

out there for N9 months like go perform

on Jupiter go get the dog

the the the greatness is greatness right

but you can tell that the whole crew

them [ __ ] was moving like [ __ ]

Rhythm Nation up that [ __ ] you don't

remember how Jan Jackson all them [ __ ]

was in like that [ __ ] look like Thriller

like they know that [ __ ] is total SN

like that [ __ ] is crazy and it's always

impressive look I'm not even trying to

be horny yo she looks no I'm not she

looks amazing my [ __ ] she looked

amazing good she started you know get a

little little little plump she you mean

after she had two babies she scaled that

[ __ ] she looks [ __ ] amazing she does

she look like she 22 or 23 again n it

was just it was an amazing performance

everybody saying Kendrick got his work

cut out on for him stop it no I'm just

saying I just think it's two totally

different totally no I think it's two

totally different things I think it's

apples and AR let the internet people be

in there people we're going to just we

got it he got his work cut out for I

think I think they vetted well yeah I

think

Kendrick also get up there and start

getting in don't let him get in Rhythm

Nation bag like he I'm not comparing him

to Beyonce but no he could I he know how

to put he know how to put a show on

actually that's the point that uh when

we was talking about Drake in the