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hey all

right I am mind blown and that's tough

to do with the way that my mind is is

structured we were talking about I don't

I wasn't even here for the talk we

talking about pod wives is Ian's wife on

the network technically she is because

pod wiv the show new episode out now huh

huh analy

huh analytics lot of

ladies huh uh Ian's wife is technically

on the network and they they found uh

they found uh her doppelganger on the

Dave Chappelle Show many many many years

ago on that uh what skit was that who uh

who knows black people who knows black

people that lady looks exactly like

Ian's wife I even told my girl I was

like look they found somebody look

exactly like uh Jewels I just texted you

it is her it's just what up from what I

haven't seen

it the consensus of the crew is that is

her I would have never said that I don't

think that that logistically could be

Julia because that was shot 20 years ago

and that would have made Julia what 12

at the time I was saying something like

that like jwes is I don't even know how

old jwes is but I figured she was 13

when that skit came out pretty much I've

not seen the skit I'm telling you what

I've seen the skit everybody said and

then Ian confirms I don't know if Ian is

playing though cuz Ian plays a lot yeah

he'll play into something yeah he'll

lean into some [ __ ] you're like I can

never really tell what him Ian is saying

that that was Julia his

wife and because they married I can't

really get my jokes off the way I would

like cuz when you marry your girl then

the jokes are off limits pretty much

even though when you with your girl long

enough I think the jokes are kind of mhm

off limits oh wait no y'all think that

yeah

oh no n y'all crack a lot of jokes up

here about [ __ ] and their girls y'all

don't think that mhm I I think that okay

I cross all lines and limits I I don't

believe that I be cracking on you I know

not her at the expense know her huh at

the expense of who if you're cracking

relationship jokes white jokes paining

to him you know he likes to dip and dip

his tipping milk and all that

[ __ ] wow you talk about him his wife

it's girl I can see that I can see that

oh that's interesting I can see that

you're right it's not personal to her

it's just no it's not a personal shot I

don't know her no it's not personal at

all I don't I don't like that I don't

like that no it's not you you do know

she watches as well so she knows when

you're cracking jokes about her or

pertaining to I don't crack jokes about

her yo dog I don't know her we can

progress the conversation what I'm

saying is everybody up here is

stunting I don't think it's right to

crack jokes on nobody girl or wife I

agree if you've been together for more

than 5

years under five years your [ __ ] do

some doofy [ __ ]

then we going to talk about it well I

ain't been with mine five years y'all

crack a joke we going to end up squaring

up I don't crack on freeze I don't do

that he don't leave the opening the

crack on him that [ __ ] that [ __ ] sealed

tight crack

you know sh crash out over

M big free bige that's how sh I crash

that over M yeah what's up free you know

up you know the plastic [ __ ] you put

around your door when it's cold yeah you

got all that [ __ ] all of little ceiling

yeah no draft coming through no not a

draft not even a [ __ ] I respect that

freeze big freeze how y'all doing man's

up what's

up how you doing look amazing boy that's

what I want to know how you feeling I'm

feeling real good I'm feeling real good

I did it big with the balloons this time

[ __ ] like [ __ ] look like Pepe la come

on

man Michelangelo up in this piece huh

got some balloons covered up The View

with a little stepping repeat I like

this [ __ ] huh it's dope amazing I've

been in enough clubs with ish know he

like a good step and repeat now that

that boy going to get in front of the

step and repeat and lick his lips that's

my man I got a crack that's why you here

um I'm Feeling Good Wife you woke up

made some eggs with spinach m m okay

okay come on now with some spinach in it

made some pork bacon even though she

don't eat pork yeah yeah excuse that the

best yeah put yourself to the side and

please your [ __ ] it's bigger than you

yeah yeah ain't about you right now you

don't eat it but cook

it yeah yeah then I felt bad cuz the

whole house was smelling like por about

an hour after that [ __ ] smell good you

smell bad that [ __ ] smell good I ain't

Ice Cube cook the hog in the

morning I I ain't Cube [ __ ] I ain't

trying to have triple double in the park

make some bacon facts how y'all doing

man flip big

flip I want I want each and every one of

y'all to know that we couldn't have got

the 10 years without y'all man give it

up for yourself give it up for your look

at you can definitely got te without

me that's true though you got like nine

years and 10 months that's not true

though no your signing is going to take

me to 20 I appreciate that I couldn't

have done it I couldn't have done it

look at free big freeze [ __ ] they

talking about yes sir listen man I'mma

take a be I'mma take a bean

pot want to Final Call with that too

I'mma buy I'mma buy a couple of them

shits in exchange for some art like the

price is right over there I'm selling

art up in this P look at my man freeze

put the shoes on yeah that's right my

[ __ ] Mark fresh from a flight ain't

even have time to stop home stopped at

Short Hills for the people all over the

world that's the expensive Mall in

Jersey stopped at the Short Hills Cop

something real quick put the Rolly on

threw it in the sky w side to side keep

your heads High I look like the poor

version of you you don't look poor stop

it compared to what you got on we I look

like we like a before and after picture

bit not really those are lubs you got on

your feet no way no way and that's a

off-white te right there and the jacket

I see how you're doing it these jeans

are baggy for you like I see I see what

you did it's mad funny cuz the lady in

the store is like do you want a bigger

size I said this is the biggest size

I've ever worn in my

life see hammer out this [ __ ]

33 my guy Parks through on the long

sleeve green polo

green green polo that's dressed up for

Parks little something shout to

everybody out there that still got a

Christmas tree up it's about time it's

time it's time now it's been time it's

almost March I ain't going to no you can

do Valentine's Day I took it down about

a week and a half ago sicko wow I know I

know that's way longer than normal for

me if my Christmas tree I think my girl

Christmas tree is still up you been

together you can't talk about it if if

if the tree is beautiful like you put a

lot of work in the tree and it's just

beautiful and you love the pine smell

I'm not mad that you letting it Rock

tool that [ __ ] ain't still Pine got to

be fake it got to be fake yeah got to be

a fake tree that sh the pine

spray

Pine got yeah put the little sticks in

there got flip mail looking good hey you

know 10 years you said come dress like

we were going out on a date at 6:00 I

was like wait for this a senior special

or something I don't know I thought that

was like a crack but it's okay no I

wasn't trying to be funny that was like

my best instruction cuz I feel like a

dinner date at 900 p.m. gives a

different look than 600 p.m. sure it

does absolutely and I didn't want to be

caught saying that to a lady like hey

get dressed like it's dinner at 10: like

that's that's a little flagrant so 5 six

is a difference for you as a woman uh

well if it's after 10: p.m. I'm not

going it's too late n uh

same say same out right we GNA start

with

lies talking about happy hour you know

what hold up hold hold up hold up for

minut let's give it up for lies we

couldn't have got

the no we could not have gotten in 10

years without some lies that's a fact I

ain't going to lie to you now you're

right yeah all right yeah now I'm not um

is good day sir

respect on my man

name you go when everybody knows your

name even you ain't even give us a new

that's that is sweatsuit colorway this

is no but it's okay I said a new that's

that is colorway I mean Carolina blue is

dressy for lightskinned [ __ ] with nice

eyes from the '90s Carolina blue got to

talk to your uh your

management what what I a get the memo

oh yeah ish had the Uno reverse card in

his pocket said that he's not in the

group chat because he has a green bubble

which is very immature of us I never

looked at it that way until he said it

he might have a point but I'm not ready

to be that level of

matur y'all think ish should be in the

group chat even though his he makes the

bubble green yes you make announcements

is has a iPhone now also does that yeah

you got an iPhone from when you was a

sports agent I you was a sports agent oh

I just didn't know yes I just didn't

know he was a sports agent for a few

weeks this is a business so if it was a

personal

homies group chat y'all could say that

when it's a group chat pertaining to

work I remember one time we was off I

came to

work yo y'all laughing h n I came here

drove my ass from home got up early came

to the work oh yo you ain't get the

group chat we we off today you have an

iPhone I don't use that [ __ ] use it

now it's a wi phone I'mma just open up

the iPhone and carry two phones just in

case I get a grou did it when you was a

sports agent and you was trying to get

LeBron to

La he did yo and he did I just get the

commission that's when they fired him

soon as LeBron signed stupid we're good

now so again I ain't get the the the

memo that we were supposed to come in

Dapper so all of you gentlemen and lady

look nice well that's the DC version of

the talk we had off there it I I curs

them [ __ ] out cuz giv me that Joe

voice was is is a fat

[ __ ] Joe why do you keep saying I'm fat

anyway you you trying to trigger him he

not I ain't going to work today not

today not today it's not going to work

it's nothing but positive vibes I won't

trigger y'all and anything y'all have

done to trigger me and while we were

away from here I won't let it affect me

today well that's the deal okay 10 years

no Triggers on our anniversary that's

save them for

Friday all right all right no deal deal

everyone deal is it a deal I'll do my

best all right we got a deal Mark going

Mark is going to be the one to do it I

had this whole talk with my girl this

morning about who was going to be the

one to do it it's G to be mark because

he don't be here for the Friday so he

get to come in with that oblivious hey

hey I was just I saw the show

that's my favorite thing to do don't

watch when you're not here all right I'm

going to go get me a little water huh to

celebrate could you could you throw me a

water dog listen man it's 10 years

please y'all we have to show

solidarity true I don't even

know this left-handed [ __ ] I love y'all

man we came here we had to turn this

[ __ ] up for this [ __ ] if it wasn't for

us this [ __ ] wouldn't be oh he coming

back

be

a he wouldn't be as he caught me

privately and say oh how you going to

say that no more private you could get

to that part it was of us he wouldn't be

lit like that n is that's true I believe

that I'm hitting around the floor he'll

be lit I don't know if you're trying to

be funny right now I truly believe that

hey come on he'll be lit as Joe Buton

but we talking about like the we added

the tomato sauce to the Spaghetti [ __ ]

yeah he had he had the noodles mhm I

missed those days my [ __ ] icing is

came through when [ __ ] was turbulent and

it was awesome cuz they didn't know a

thing about podcasting or the business

like yeah come on for 500 a month that's

that's funny

H give it up for

that I think about [ __ ] got they ain't

no [ __ ] was a minute like yo 250 for the

month it's Pard slow and I'mma buy you a

egg and

cheese right the I got you oh man n Make

some noise for exploiting your

friendships Make some noise for

exploiting your best

friends turn the Applause up rest in

peace HOV J man you fixed all that [ __ ]

man for freeze at least you fixed it up

for freeze PE rest in peace bro rest in

peace H I miss you I love you I know you

see the this [ __ ] going on down here

I'll talk to you I'll talk to you I mean

all right uh flipping mael hold up now

hey hold up now

hey we have been here for over 2 years

and we have no

drop but we do it live every time it's

like a okay so why don't we record that

and just make it it's more fun if we do

it live you was get to drop but em

actually you got to drop you got to drop

you said it yeah you made your own drop

okay like we didn't ask for a drop okay

somebody did that I want to drop you

know I'm down with ma man we should have

a drop by now what you want your drop to

be flip um I'm from Queens or something

like that something something cool

something cool it could be the flip and

mail it could be that I think we should

have separate drops what was the rappid

big flip right the Rapp Texas flip Texas

flip he's big flip though yeah you big

flip I think we should get drops I so

Mel wants to a drop and a

billboard yeah I'm off I'm off the

billboard thing you made your point I

agree it's fine but a little drop the

drop will be cute it'll be cute okay be

cute okay well put it in the suggestion

box put it in the suggestion huh big

melon flip came huh when these [ __ ]

start to Flatline out Make some

noise Make some noise huh hey huh these

[ __ ] start coming in here on some

[ __ ] melon flip came picked it up in

Mak a

noise how did how did that how did y'all

feel when that happen personally yeah I

ain't give a [ __ ] my check ain't

Chang it's

supportive supportive very supportive I

think the flip is something that I would

never be when it terms to the the watch

your mouth on our anniversary I'm not

that's not en that's not an insult [ __ ]

[ __ ] I'm repping for everybody today

yeah no that's not a this just different

styles I get it exactly he just added

another ingredient that was missing I

mean that's a fact to find out that

initially that when they they said if I

came on the show that they were not

going to be here they were going to take

the day off they were extremely

welcoming he said that I heard you say

another episode I said that they were

extremely welcoming extremely they they

engaged I [ __ ] with them for that man

some people didn't didn't give any bad

face I gave bad face like when you first

came I'm like oh yeah you was trash to

me when big Mark came with flipping mail

start to flame out get a little

whack one once flipping Mel got a little

you what I mean big Mark came

through talk about

it come on now what a day what a day

none of this possible without my high

power up there God I love you you know I

mean we have a great day today so happy

to be here big parks

H Parks said [ __ ] the dress Cod but it's

cool that's still par well it was a

little foggy in the group chat and by

the time I remembered it was like it's

too late [ __ ] it I'm wearing color this

is different [ __ ]

it that's the tux I mean I wor tux up

here before you absolutely I would have

put it on if I would have known that

true I believe you seen it we we know

that's your bag you done that I love

that's why I ain't even saying nothing

uh big peasy man all right man what

y'all ready to talk about today you

ready to talk I'm ready to talk ready to

talk I'm ready to [ __ ] get some lies

off man I'm ready to lie about some [ __ ]

Joe can I thank you for something and

this actually goes into your group chat

Point thank you for the uh the

Valentine's Day

recommendation hey it worked out

perfectly I sent a note out to the group

I know you mentioned last epis I sent a

note out to everybody and y'all all said

[ __ ] that guy you a't holl every last

one of them I was in desperate time I

forgot you on the group chat I don't

know spots in Jersey I would helped you

out but I don't know spots like that you

said New York too I said New York

too but you said preferably Jersey yeah

preferably Jersey you said it you got

your Park King of New Jersey where why

you ain't answered who you don't want to

go where I be at you can't go there I

hung out with freeze on uh Valentine's

Day after Valentine's Day in Jersey yeah

can't pull up on him I meant to come

meat up with y'all but I was in bed

sleep it's all good we had a blast we

sure did well the spot you took I went

end up going to caviar and thank you Mel

for the for the suggestions as well I

just couldn't get in I couldn't get into

the spots Mel suggested but caviar was

um was dope they were really nice uh to

show love food was accommodating live

music like I said right it was

everything you said

music she she killed it too she the the

sister killed it and then at the end the

brothers were nice I mentioned I knew

you and they were real excited they told

me your whole meal name Dro at the end

at the end I didn't the check I

think they were comfortable they took

pictures with me as me

me sh I came in as me him but they was

like they was like how' you hear about

us I was like oh you know Joe Button is

like oh he comes in here Sundays he the

brunch he order the pork the ERS this or

that they was going to all the [ __ ] you

ordered they was hyped yeah but it was a

great experience thank you Joe for being

a good friend and colleague anytime

anytime that's my only problem with name

dropping is that sometimes it Nets you

some info because the person you talking

to want to tell you everything oh yeah

he ordered the grip shrimping grrip I

see him every Su around 1:30 they'll get

you killed oh you like that they'll get

you K that's just what my wife said

she's like damn she got up a lot of

information I'm glad you cool with you

you don't like that I don't uh what does

that mean brother my brother what do

that mean my brother you you so welcome

it when the [ __ ] spill a guts about me

to you I like

that [ __ ] but wait but they do that

unprompted I don't name drop

is oh that's the difference one a go I

don't name drop you Them [ __ ] be like

he they just start giving it up you

should have bought the house materials

from

homeboy you no from homeboy that told me

you dipped off on him for the house

material you should have bought him yo

is that is kind of real I told you same

[ __ ] happened to me every time I be in

Jersey [ __ ] be like is took my girl is

did no for real am I lying I was in a

barber shop dude was like is stole my

[ __ ] girl man the whole Jersey has a

is story Markus lie yo you P yo stop

stop hanging around

him stop hanging around him yo you Ping

On A Pod yeah yeah don't p on no pod

that's crazy son but it's

cool he's still mad

I never let him cut my hair

again oh

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[ __ ] that's this your dress clothes my

man Alex up in this P I see you I see

you with the Swanson on Alex any

anywhere I'm at in the world you welcome

my brother anywhere man you could come

[ __ ] the [ __ ] they talking about Ain't

No 10 years without Alex man let me a

round of applause a round of applause

for screen man up in this hey Alex since

since Screen Man left his business has

gone down the toilet and it's totally

not factual total no fact misation yeah

it's mad misinformation since yeah it's

it's horrible it's a struggle it's a

struggle I just brought his iPad for one

week facts I was sold he bought that

iPad one week and then Boogie I'm let

him get his we told ER yo help us out

look some [ __ ] up he just like get the

[ __ ] out of my face [ __ ] it's like all

right cool so we going to spread lies

I'm cool with spreading lies and I got

something today for you and there an

audience for lies yeah audience for lies

the president listen if I told if I told

y'all the truth the price of this [ __ ]

would change

exponentially the truth is

good it's some good truth but can't do

that it's too cheap to give you the

truth now uh uh we ain't got nothing

else we need to say to start do we do we

do anybody anybody anybody nah go 10

years [ __ ] let's get it yeah all right

all right yeah come on now set the

temp oh my god Set the toe oh my

God I want to hear

that

Lear I don't want to hear the rock on

[ __ ] after this weekend no more

man he said Parks come through he said

yeah he put the extra on he put the

extra on it's the same set every week

[ __ ] oh no that's eight that's hate

that's hate that was that was ha shout

out to rock on

man the funny [ __ ] is I think I'm only

playing this cuz Rocko played it all

right Dam it's me that [ __ ]

right all right man let me get some

Round of Applause for the best crew in

the entire

universe so happy to be here with y'all

today mic check mic check let me make

sure the levels the levels the levels is

good you know I mean I pulled out a lint

brush for you bastards today you know

what I mean [ __ ] can't never find a

lint brush without they girl thank you

baby baby where the lint brush at she

know right where they know right where

it is linty

[ __ ] all

right welcome to episode 8

one to the haters uhhuh I'm not stopping

anytime soon Hess Applause for the best

podcast in the world doing a monolog

real quick to the hate listeners out

there I know every month you get a nice

little AdSense check with your theories

and your

hypothesises this is not stopping

anytime

soon we are far

removed from that dark Edgewater

afternoon where looked Cory dead in his

face and asked him [ __ ] how the [ __ ]

long you think I'm going to do this [ __ ]

for

free he ain't had nothing to say no

[ __ ] hey I said home boy I ain't going to

keep just going to this little studio

and running my mouth for no money you

know some of that attitude that you new

podcasters have

adopted there was no

ecosystem mhm it was no big company

throwing a bag around different era it

was nobody to come save the

day it was just

you a

mic passion and faith I know a lot of

you [ __ ] are faking passion and faith

today but for those that really have it

they get you where you need to be far

removed from those days Round of

Applause again for [ __ ] Ian bringing

some money to this [ __ ] come on man

shout out to Ian I know he's white I

know it's Black History Month got a

shout out in every time I think the

money ran out he go find another way you

go find another bag and I look him in

his face be like ain't nobody going to

pay us for that they do it

grab they do

it shout out to a man shout out to ke

Ericson Tanner saon all the behind the

scenes people big Paul M uh and that was

Chris Reed the cameraman that I was

talking about back in the day shout out

to Chris Reed my guy I looked at Ian

like he had 10 heads when he said hey we

should film this like who the [ __ ] is

spending money on

that podcast means a audio thing I ain't

taking my little 300 what Chris Reed

cost that [ __ ] was a lot back of the day

250 a week 250 a week wow [ __ ] don't

sound like much now times have

Chang 250 a week to pay for a visual

component where you only getting 75 cent

back damn different days different very

different different days

man if you keep your head in it long

enough the days will change man that

right if you just keep

going you're not wrong though you got to

get somewhere just keep walking not you

going go somewhere just walk get to

California you walk hey you got to keep

going man hey extend the

journey

amen not wrong though what you want me

to do man I'm just here to have a good

time today I'm on total [ __ ] I feel

good I feel great I feel blessed I'm

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hugs go prize piics man couldn't have

done it without y'all uh I am your

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Applause hold up now huh when he put the

leather pants on he means

business real leather too I think right

I wouldn't know I wouldn't know how much

they call I wouldn't know

I wouldn't know it's not about the price

of things man it's not about the price

of things it's about how it makes you

feel my brother okay how do they make

you feel sweaty

Rich he said sweaty sweaty and Rich no

these s is actually pretty comfortable

oh [ __ ] what's the

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lining ish I'm asking I'm trying ain't

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B uh all right big Melissa Ford is in

the building queen flip is in the

building big is is here big bean pie

freeze the

freezestat hill is here huh huh talk

about a new audition big big big parks

is here El Myra's finest Ian is here PO

is here Cory is here big

Alex my man right with sayon at though

hold up I'm about to say see that's why

that's why he got fir for me that right

there is exactly how saon got fired

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year

anniversary that's an underrated joke

right there that was

crazy yo

yo that's my yo yo yo I'm live on air

I'm live on air what's

popping oh [ __ ] what up boy you all

right SC dollar my God it's my 10 year

anniversary SK I'm on these [ __ ] asses

dollar and I couldn't have done it

without you or your wife actually I love

you I love Gabby I love your entire

family I don't don't know what you

calling me about but you have to tell me

later yeah no call later flip there tell

that [ __ ] up yeah what's up do I love

you [ __ ] yeah we love you man all right

we going I love you yeah back to what we

was talking about what was we saying

nothing at all you got your intro off

you know what I'm saying introduce

everyone y'all got listen I'll ISO for

y'all to get some [ __ ] off to the haters

or the lovers out there I ISO for y' 10

years man we here man talk to other real

estate [ __ ] [ __ ] don't step on my [ __ ]

for this [ __ ] hey we St

in heyo we stay in the St we here [ __ ]

you trying to count us out [ __ ] as a

team you can't count us out [ __ ] huh

big ice [ __ ] [ __ ] you talking about big

is [ __ ] library for real [ __ ] huh M

legend for real [ __ ] Joe jump off [ __ ]

call sometimes [ __ ] [ __ ] piggy box

[ __ ] white man huh but he makes it

happen [ __ ] Dr Maron Hill [ __ ] the SE

I can't say that up in this we can't say

the sea part when he said that save that

[ __ ] from see [ __ ]

you don't need them white Network he

don't need the UN [ __ ] he up here with

us the greatest you got you us why you

need the UN you got you yes you got you

watch [ __ ] I'm mean us Africans too in

the building [ __ ] Africa

[ __ ] man Alex what up I see yig I don't

know [ __ ] but I [ __ ] with y'all [ __ ]

too [ __ ] I take this place off the time

[ __ ] [ __ ] you talking about [ __ ] still

got the tag we don't pop No Tag we [ __ ]

now tag still [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] they

talking about and I'm not bringing it

back just in case

me 10 years [ __ ] big Cory [ __ ] yeah big

you don't know the stories [ __ ] was in

a Tahoe [ __ ] 17

D now we was in a Tahoe like that

Kendrick GN X at the [ __ ] Super Bowl

that's a fact with merch 37 [ __ ] in

there oh yeah and merch and merch and

didn't sell

it that [ __ ] hurt when you load up to

Suburban with the merch and it don't

sell now you got to travel to the next

spot with the merch God damn it I didn't

even think we brought the merch out the

truck we were organized yeah no it was a

mess it was a total mess but hey but if

you if you stay in it long enough that's

right you need a little bit of mess

there'll be there will be some mess

nobody said it was going to be a clean

sweep actually nobody said [ __ ] about

how it would be just Nicki and meek

saying you fail failure ass [ __ ] yeah

yeah yeah your little podcast shout out

to Nicki and me it's my girl n remember

that oh yeah no that was that was a TI

on they said that all right tit got to

work like when you put all your chips to

the poker table your hand your hand

better

win caught a ace on the river oh God

damn thank

God hey now now sometimes when I wake up

I'm

relieved yeah there'll be a point in

your journey where you don't get to be

relieved mhm [ __ ] is

stress gray hairs

arguments sacrifices got to skip your

family functions no family reunion you

ain't seeing your Aunt Deborah since she

was 50 she

90 she 90 now talk about it sometimes

you'll be booked for the funeral now you

can't even kiss on Deborah on the

forehead just got to send a card with

$20 for H Deborah Dam you'll missing

important things but that's what the

sacrifice is about I'm not here to

preach to y'all not here to lecture

y'all today I'm just feeling good

outside of is disobeying the dress code

but I still feel good I still feel good

and that's my man can't help and that's

my you can't help

it where do you guys want to

begin I don't know what's important I

don't know what's unimportant actually I

notice that when my girl is here I don't

know nothing that happens in the world

that's nice though I don't know anything

good bro how your Valentine's say

Valentine's Day recap what did you do

went to

bed I went to bed all right you told you

I thought about stopping to see well I

told her I was working right uh so on

Valentine's Day I worked y'all got out

of here they left early I stayed a

little bit so by the time I got

home I was beat and I'm fat so when

you're fat you know just don't feel like

moving around so you know what we said

you know what let's get dressed let's

just drive around find a little spot go

sit at the bar just talk remines catch

up so we got dressed I threw on some

sweatpants like some [ __ ] don't you

know every single place was

jam-packed with couples in love dressed

for the day yeah every place yep y so we

went home threw on some very scary

people oh no it was very scary

lovers I didn't even know they had I

didn't even know they had we on very

scary lovers and went to bed and

Saturday we supposed to go see tank and

Fantasia and Trey songs in Atlantic City

but the weather was looking absolutely

nuts and my driver don't know how to

drive fast when the roads are clear so

we

skip know bad weather go through yeah so

we skipped that yeah man uh and that's

that that was my Valentine's Day I ended

up buying her some [ __ ] Chanel bag

holy [ __ ] that's what I forgot she did

some five s's gift gift okay girls

always do some

[ __ ] so here five bags and it's your

sight and your hearing what is it and

your smell smell touch and taste your

smell and your touch and your scent

taste taste

taste so she bought these shits out she

bodied the the Hat she bought Me Bodied

that the cologne that she bought out of

this world some scent that I never smell

bottle I never saw she killed that for

the touch part she got me a sex

toy for those wondering little

flushlight say I'm not the person that

uses sex toys during sex or masturbation

that's like her thing go in the drawer

get the little [ __ ] if I make it come go

ahead get

it hey hey I ain't going

hello right there I ain't going to make

it sound like i b a thousand right any

event that I miss go ahead and open up

the drawer more like basball

yeah so she got me a sex toy I'm going

to bring it I want to bring it here it's

a a male sex toy yes pocket puss you the

guac guac what is that it's like a it's

called a stroker but it's I think that

might be what it is what is that yeah

the [ __ ] that turn it turned and do all

that wild [ __ ] you supposed to the [ __ ]

that shorty bought Go Get It Go Get It

Go Get No no no that's a pocket [ __ ]

that's a that was a mold of her [ __ ]

yeah yeah that's that's different I

think he's talking about the guac guac

[ __ ] the guap that's what they call

it [ __ ] all

right all right not the rubber [ __ ]

reveal all

right I got

uh a

lighter that you got to scan and it

plays a song

that mean something to you and your girl

got lighter okay okay got Li you got to

scan the song

sgra find someone like you that was the

that was the hearing that's hearing yeah

I guess I guess I a little sensitive

little feeling too heat you know mean oh

yeah well no no no I got some I got some

car car air freshener of

her of her yeah this is her straight out

the ice bag heyy huh I got some car air

freshener of her SN for your car you

know does it smell like her perfume but

you know you know what that's for let

the [ __ ] know yep let the [ __ ]

know he he's

taking all right I got a really nice

t-shirt from Zara guess what's on it

guess what's on it probably her her her

and tits I it's her yeah I got to cover

it up yeah it's her I got a t-shirt with

her

and I got whatever this is the guac guac

yep that's wow that's it it turn turn

and do all that other wild [ __ ] that's

it now wait it's got to I'm from the old

school yo so I like a I like to

masturbate with my

hands so I laughed her out of the room

when this little device came out I did

laugh her out the room and then you

turned it on right and then then I tried

right [ __ ] you got I don't even uh oh

there you go

uhoh

uhoh it's humming yeah it's vibrating oh

oh [ __ ] hey big dog big do

uhoh

uhoh 18 speeds like the old bicycle

[ __ ] 18 speeds

oh now before y'all judge who who

I'm going to try this thing yeah no

judgment no judgment bro it's still

going my gu my girl got me one of those

I'd [ __ ] it why would you this is just

like a new age Fifi right what modern

tech you know it's a little different I

am going to try this thing so I'll be

back with my pretty glad you didn't

bring down a used uh Pocket [ __ ] that

would have been weird no parts I've

never used this thing that would have

been weird but so yeah shout out to

that's my Valentine's Day got some

freaky freaky [ __ ] that I ain't used yet

cuz I'm [ __ ] fat but

yeah that was it that's not a bad did

you do anything on Valentine's Day that

was it man I went on a date it was cool

on Friday night mhm oh nice mhm what'

you think it was going to be Saturday

well cuz you had said the Saturday thing

before so I no it was on Friday night

yeah I went straight from the

pot that's why you dressed like that it

was really nice

was really really nice had to check a

restaurant off my bucket list okay

little Michelin star little situation

okay a good time classy yeah it's a nice

time it was it the first date um yeah

but I've known him for a minute first

date on Valentine's Day is is a big but

it wasn't but it wasn't really like a

first date cuz we've hung out but it was

like him planning and doing all that

stuff yeah I I would never do that okay

it's not he wasn't a stranger that's

that's the point fair enough is that he

wasn't a stranger it just sends it sends

a a hell of a signal yeah I'm not

worried about the signal it sends what

if that's the signal he wanted to

send just better man than

me not not about you just in general

like that's that's just you just put a

lot of pressure on yourself when you you

make a a major date on Valentine's Day

well he works in high pressure

situations so I think he's used to

it high pressure situations mhm it's

like an interrogation

I like to probe my colleagues well hey

yo I don't think I cleaned anything up

that sounded totally different in my

head than it did when I said it out

loud I don't want to probe y'all I'm

moving on there would you do Valentine's

Day freeze well how we we ski like two

people what you let's go to you what you

do go ahead we work our way around the

room what you

did I didn't do anything for Valentine's

Day I don't celebrate Valentine's Day

that's not true I my wife I got my I got

my wife a gift shout to Jr I'm saying

for you know I got my wife a gift told

her what I said on the podcast she

started to laugh and curse me out and um

you know just sat down and spent some

time with her what did you say for the

audience that missed that episode they

didn't miss the episode just I saw they

I saw their comments too about free

linky my

fre is the I like that I went on patreon

I told them like you know you don't got

a father I start of disrespecting them

but it's not about that but you know we

just had conversation and just had some

laughs and she appreciated the gifts was

she happy with her Valentine's Day she

was she was um about a just some a car

right flow [ __ ] no flowers I bought her

this m clay hat she been wanted she

don't know about the car yet um she

don't know about the car yet bought I

bought her this perfume

SP yeah I just bought her some stuff man

there you go that's good ni the dad just

stepped up that's right I stepped up

because you know you know yeah just

stepped becausee put pressure no cuz

it's important to step up sometimes you

know when we're just busy and you know

things I don't celebrate Valentine's Day

I try not to celebrate these holidays or

encourage the celebration but when you

on a big broadcast you have this man

saying things and bringing gifts in

front of you so you like flowers famale

and don't act like I ain't put no

pressure on nobody I went in Chanel and

sat in the [ __ ] chair that's on the

side I went in Chanel let her run her

mouth to somebody about whatever and

wouldn't sat right down no PR for me

yeah I mean you're rich you don't have

pressures um is what did you do for

Valentine's Day bro nothing in the crib

right in the house she know what it is

black and yellow black and yellow black

and yellow black and yellow uhhuh you

have done I ain't got no

Blazer Joe leave alone that's

going it'll be back again all right so

she Ain do nothing freeze um we we went

out we we we had reservations um nice

freeze where did y'all go you kept it a

secret before n no honestly so it was a

new restaurant I never been there before

but because I didn't know what time we

were getting out of here I didn't want

to book nothing that was too far away

from home so by the time I get home then

we get ready now I'm running late so I I

kept it I kept it close to the crib but

um we had an amazing time after that uh

we left there we went over to our spot

parks and rim came down count down there

and met us and we shut that [ __ ] down

facts uh Saturday what did we do oh we

slept in for a little bit then we went

out to dinner again [ __ ] you did the

two- day Valentine's Day I did the three

day you're right [ __ ] it up for his

name is free no we did his name is

freeze I see all right it was

Valentine's weekend but when I'm like yo

I'm telling you when I get married I'm

not doing none of this [ __ ] smart that's

what I'm saying like when I get when I

get Mar married like we married we don't

got to celebrate Valentine's Day love

now Savon the dawn just walked in this

[ __ ] look like [ __ ] look like

that [ __ ] get that money that's that

money right there and that's a nice

little jacket no no no that Ain Che that

Ain

Che that's a

fact what is that velvet the need to

know

boys they ain't even buy the cheap

joint yo I remember one of our first

anniversaries man I told saon man let's

celebrate man go to the store get some

get some champagne for the guys he was

like all right what kind I was like some

ACE he went to the store and got the ace

he was like he came back with the Ace of

Hearts he

said oh my God you spent that on the oh

you spent that on the ace now look at

him no now look at him no jvon thank you

man we couldn't have got to this 10year

Mark without you even though you're

doing your own thing you still family

you still gang and this [ __ ] will fall

apart without you so n [ __ ] up here

bro you're supposed to buy two bottles

it's like 15 people

we

got don't ever play you bought the cheap

one don't this ain't the cheap this

ain't the cheapest either I know all had

that sh come on you you can it yeah you

know I want to open

it no not yet for

you one thing you won't do yet is open

this we have just begun we'll get there

it's fine it needs to be chilled anyway

so get that there you go we'll chill it

yeah we'll chill it for you for a couple

hours we'll chill it and then you chill

we'll chill both for yall uh where was

we at we was on freeze right yeah yeah

now I'm done that was it that three day

Valentine weekend bigk you already know

what I did I was I I I did that Friday

called it a rap I went to Philly on

Saturday I was gone I'm not going to lie

to you I don't think I could get a

5minute conversation with this [ __ ] yo

I'm in the airport running I'm like yo

dog Mar that [ __ ] what he called me

this morning was like yo I'm coming

straight from an appearance he said it's

Black History Month this is his biggest

month reparations month I didn't know I

didn't know I didn't know what that

meant for him business was that [ __ ]

told me where to get per

yeah I I'll be dble that slows down when

it's not Black History

Month get back to it normal Cadence yeah

like it's like from Martin Luther King

day till March 1st we to February 28th

we good after that it's a rap you don't

hear women's history it's March like

nothing for Jun that's yo that's the new

joint cuz you know that's some new [ __ ]

yeah now oh juneth prob be booked up

shout out to you I'm about to get on my

Pro black [ __ ] it's a blessing

man come on well it's good that you know

you haven't been on

that it's good that you know that that's

like a new door that you open and no

you're not and no you're not yeah I'm

probably not uh where would y'all like

to begin today Allstar Weekend we Parks

we ask my brother Parks we did ear we

went to eat and then we went uh met

freeze and in in Miss and peace over Co

spot yeah it was great actually I I it

was way nicer than I expected I don't

know what I expected cuz you said small

spot it ain't really small compared to

New York

sh that's what I was thinking I didn't

know Parks had never been there D yeah

yeah real very good DJ yeah great music

uh and then we left there went to last

lap met ammani had it had a little more

fun and then got home about 5: in the

morning Jes go ahead last lap still

around huh yeah sh still kicking sure is

where that when you uh in the dirty part

of

Manhattan it's in the nasty stink dirty

part of Manhattan but it's it's fine

it's fine if you want to [ __ ] a hipster

girl you go in

there a hipster girl it don't just be

hipsters not in there yeah it be it be

thugs y'all would know I would I

wouldn't know so I'm my B just I've been

there a few times we had a time though

we had a time I'm good I'm glad you

great weend glad you and rim had a good

time yeah man all right all start

weekend yes is that our start yeah it

could be it could I mean worst one ever

yeah it was pretty bad did anybody watch

I watched the dunk contest and

Three-Point Contest and I was actually

surprised by the dunk contest at first

it was horrible the first round was

absolutely horrible but then the second

two rounds were pretty dope homeboy from

the Spurs and um M Steven castle Yeah

they they were crazy didn't you pick him

he's nice enough to be in the dunk

contest no I picked M he should have got

more points that dunk he did he

definitely should went through the rim

and then did the through the that was

insane Sten Castle was nice enough for

us to stop referring to him as the guy

from Boy from the Spurs he's he's all

right yeah he's he's all right shout out

to him shout out to MCL uh you know I'm

at the age where I didn't watch any of

that [ __ ] Friday me neither yeah none of

it Valentine's Day nah Saturday I was

completely free didn't watch none of

that [ __ ] didn't watch none of it either

didn't watch none of it I was like damn

I'm at the age where I just don't care

yo Allstar Saturday night used to be the

[ __ ] you might have missed the Friday

games the the Celebrity Game used to be

the rising stars challenge all of that

[ __ ] but Saturday night you was locked

in in house I didn't give a [ __ ] about

none of this [ __ ] I was in the house and

didn't turn it on so Sunday I'm home

because it's Sunday and I'm home so you

know what I cut on the TV uh I cut on

the TV and we was getting ready to bust

a move somewhere around 9: but I watch

up until I leave and what a cluster [ __ ]

yeah what a cluster [ __ ] 45 minute

intros

right I'm really glad I missed it I

watched the SNL [ __ ] which was great I

heard Eddie Murphy M right Eddie Murphy

was on everybody was on everybody from

the whole [ __ ] history of the cast

pretty much was on and they did like a

music thing on Friday night which we

went back and watched that was also

actually pretty fire um

that that was way better than the

All-Star Game you know who I don't want

to see on a Sunday which is reserved for

All Star Allstar Sunday know the one

person I don't want to see D

connect yo I tweeted I said oh [ __ ] they

moved the rising stars game to Sunday

they modified the whole yeah some

tournament [ __ ] they modified everything

and somehow Dalton's

connect was on an allar star floor and I

like him but him and all them other bum

[ __ ] that they had out there that they

had that they had to face the OG Squad

which is James Harden Kevin Durant Steph

Curry it's like yo what are y'all trying

to do to us on a Sunday yeah and they

tried to make it close a little bit once

I saw the tournament layout [ __ ] I was

like I'm not definitely not watching

this I'm not I'm not even looking for it

was time and if the tournament layout

wasn't bad

enough listen I love Kevin Hart as much

as the next man I know he had some type

of deal with the

NBA it's over

now I don't want to see Kevin Hart and

some of that [ __ ] was a little funny

just because I wasn't watching

basketball [ __ ] might as well makes

crack a couple jokes I don't want to

hear Kevin Hart that much on a Sunday

Kev no disrespect to you and if that

wasn't enough right after the first game

or something like that Mr Beast comes

out

[Music]

why the [ __ ] am I looking at Mr Beef Mr

Beast what channel were you watching hey

I don't want to look at Mr Beast on

allar Sunday so now I'm sitting there

like oh [ __ ] I never noticed Mr Beef

doesn't have lips stop saying Mr Beef Mr

Beef Mr Beast doesn't have lips he look

like the skull teeth just talking like I

don't know where he got his veneers or

whatever the [ __ ] is going on with his

mouth but it looks weird and if that

wasn't bad enough Mr Beast walks to the

crowd and gets

Jaren what's jar Jaren oh jarn oh he

says all right we're doing some

three-point [ __ ] we're going to grab a

random fan from the audience he'll have

to make one shot versus Dame Lillard who

will have to make three shots to his one

and goes to the audience grabs Jaren

Aaron comes out they ask him hey you

ever played basketball yeah a little bit

when I was a kid he still looked like a

kid so I'm like all right let's see how

this goes he goes out there and does

what you guessed it bricks it up bricks

it up we got to wait 13 minutes now for

jiren to make a [ __ ] shot on a Sunday

yeah that's crazy it was bad and if that

wasn't bad enough during the next break

who do they roll out you guessed it

another [ __ ] I can't let me not say

that DJ J

Cassidy you're so angry about

this I'm angry for

ish I'm angry for my man DJ Cass is a

friend of the show he's been to the show

came up here when he was a little under

the weather spit all over is spit all

over is put mad flim germs and it's took

it for the team too like a sold he s

that just got Spit On by some

[ __ ] talking about I right there spit

that way no hey a three-hour episode TJ

Cassie spit all over his but took it for

the team I don't know why these compan

I'm saying this respectfully I don't

know why these companies and

corporations feel like the best way to

present our black Legends

is with DJ Cassidy I'm cool just seeing

Too

Short too sure going to come out and

give me blow the whistle I don't need DJ

Cassidy funny hat wearing ass in the

back doing some 357 get loose STS of

Sonic [ __ ] uh choreograph D I don't

need to see it I don't need to see it

just give me E40 yo I feel that just

give me tell me when to

go I don't care y'all quiet that's how I

feel say I wasn't mad at it cuz he also

bought sweetie out so all right I'm cool

now oh [ __ ] that's the other thing he

found swee so I was cool at that point

how' she look beautiful oh here come

Parks again here come parks cool at that

point Y y'all love that sweetie yes and

everywhere she show up she do look good

so let me not let me not try to sound

like she don't look

good I forgot you wrapped me too I

didn't know she ever

did I said oh [ __ ] she did do the little

blow the whistle all right tap in

hey guess who I don't want to see an

Allstar

Sunday just say guess sweetie sweetie

who who he brought out after that wait

who was after sweti invoke invogue now I

wasn't mad at invoke I love invoke I was

not mad at invoke you know what the Bay

Area got they got a lot more Legends

than than than the world gives them

credit for True they' contributed way

more to music than the rest of the world

would like to recognize that's a fact

now when invo came out I absolutely

loved that I couldn't figure out if Dawn

was

there why cuz I don't know if Dawn was

there I don't know if the taller

attractive woman that was all the way to

the right was Dawn now that she's aged a

little bit or did they replace Dawn I

know that was The Dawn invol I'm old

enough to know there was a little beef

for a little minute so I don't know if

Dawn was there she was she made it

happen was that Dawn yeah oh then

awesome awesome you got all of them back

in the same room I was happy about

invoke I was happy about invol nice nice

[ __ ] if you could be happy about sweee

I could be have oh no for sure for sure

for sure they had to dress this one I'd

like involes music I know me too

oo what the [ __ ] was that what the hell

is that that remember she held a long

note in the beginning of the first Joy

hold on yes yeah yeah yeah that was my

imitation to that did they had a dress

back to you I can't do it now I can't do

it uh yeah they they looked great they

looked great sh in Vogue who it was a

lot of [ __ ] on that Sunday Allstar

Weekend the first time out of the game I

do like the Inside the NBA tribute that

they did that that was fire but that was

fire that was the best part of

everything I saw I didn't want to see

them [ __ ] no more neither nah n you

you got to do it right and that I just

it was the first time out of the game

and that [ __ ] took like 15 minutes bro

it was long but pause it um I think that

was the best part of everything that I

saw from the whole weekend they went

through Craig they went through Charles

they went through all these [ __ ] when

they was young like that [ __ ] was fire

all the people that we lost you know

what I'm saying so I think that was dope

I think they went out cuz that's they

last allar G the last allar so I think

that was fly I just hate that the best

like you just said like the best part of

the Allstar Weekend wasn't the allstar

you right yeah that was the best thing I

saw and it's like it it used to be a

thing like it used to be an actual good

game I used to be excited to actually

watch the players play and instead of

like making the players just play you

know what I mean they do all these other

tricks drafting players and what no no

to me raise the amount go ahead what

happened it was so lopsided after a

while where the West was just so stacked

they had to it took the excitement out

the game you knew the West was gonna win

so they tried to change it up with the

draft so now you mixing a player pool up

where you're not getting everybody on

the same Squad and it's like that's

stupid like to me what you do is to me

you you make a a big enough cash reward

cuz players make too much money to care

about the All-Star game they got too

much at stake you trying to win a

championship you're not worried about it

but you put real money on it if every

player W even a million dollars right if

every single player w a million dollar I

think players will play a lot harder to

win I'm talking about to win uh I agree

with that but then but then what happens

is you're risking getting injured for a

exhibition game now we can't you know

what I'm saying so they kind of don't

want to play

hard they just make too much money that

they really don't even give a [ __ ] I'm

going keep it a that's or so it seems I

just remember I said they need to do I

said many years ago that they need to do

what baseball did and the winner of the

allstar game gets home court advantage

during the finals that also make people

play hard really unless you want to 10

bum teams ain't got no shot at the

finals anyway but like there's enough

player like for the Knicks for example

that's a good example y'all got two guys

on there y'all have a legitimate shot at

the champ at going to the finals so so C

and jayen gonna play hard you know what

I mean LeBron is going to play hard if

he had played like I think I think it's

a great idea that ain't a bad idea you

got to incentivize it in some way shape

or form for them to even want to play it

was barely any basketball played uh they

showed us players aggravated frustrated

from all the TV production [ __ ] you got

us taking 20 and 30 minute breaks and

then you want us to go out here and and

we can't we don't cool off we've cooled

off and then you risk an injury yeah you

know what I'm saying what what I did see

that I think will help to change things

is Victor wiana he wanted to play who

not only wanted to play was visibly

upset at other people not playing yep

yes he's great enough and young enough

to make a difference in this what you

think about him and uh Chris Paul doing

that [ __ ] syst skills challenge that sh

was I lik it I did too I lik it that was

funny I hated that sh that's some Chris

Paul [ __ ] [ __ ] too you know that

Chris Paul Chris Paul said it was a

Victor idea yes I would say that too if

I it smell likeis Paul man come on man

like just do the that do the skills

challenge the fans came to see a skills

challenge not to watch you try to win by

throwing shots pretending to throw shots

against the wall throw the skills

challenge in the garbage agreed that

[ __ ] was never that fly and give us a

one-onone match up with some of our best

one-on-one players in the NBA never

happen I would love cuz players don't

want to get cooked they want to get

exactly they're not do that's it I'm

they're never doing that but that's the

answer one on one is the I I say get rid

of Slam Dunk contest at this point the

[ __ ] is uninteresting no I think we've

seen all the dunks we can see I think

next year it'll be better I don't why

why because uh people like Zach LaVine

and them are talking about potentially

coming back Jack LaVine is 78 years old

man oh and I saw what johnar said

he said that a couple yo M MCL you

inspiring me yeah I know I know I know

that's inspiring not the NBA dropping

you as the face of the league for the

next 10 years right m mclung is getting

you inspired that's how that's how I

potentially get some of that back the

dunk contest is done because dunks are

done the excitement is not on the focus

of the dunk no more the league don't

care about they don't care about dunks

no more right it's it's not a highlight

anymore they don't give a [ __ ] no I

think I think the dunk contest lost his

luster when these [ __ ] start doing

corny [ __ ] there's nothing left to do

n some of the bro that's not true you

watch some these if you watch some of

these these Street dunking [ __ ] they

kill it they be doing crazy [ __ ] dudes

don't do that [ __ ] so it's some [ __ ]

that you can find to do drop the drop

the drop the hoop two two

feet what is I they're not going to do

that I'm just saying like put it up two

feet [ __ ] that no that's a 11 feet maybe

that might get some some interest but

and I heard them floating idea uh of the

NBA versus the uh foreign players in the

NBA that they don't want that

either I don't lead them

internationally beat that will be wom

Jana

Joker GRE freak Luka Shai and then be MB

well he he'll be injured he'll be

injured that's the only game he does

play Carl Anthony towns would be on that

team a lot of jok bro leave that alone

yeah they don't want don't bark up that

tree that's going to be a real awaking

for for for the NBA test and and and and

listen you don't even have to do that

every year do it do it uh every other

year that would fix things we would want

to see that cuz Shai was another one

that took the game really seriously he

took it seriously yeah he took the game

seriously he want the MVP that [ __ ]

want the MVP yeah he want he that [ __ ]

put the ball in the bucket bro I don't

give a [ __ ] in a he got moves that in

the elevator that [ __ ] get oh he a

problem he probably going to win MVP the

League this year I don't think he

deserve it but he probably get I think I

still want yic to get it but the NBA

just ain't black enough enough no more

nah that's the that's the other elephant

in the room right it's not black enough

you think it's definitely not black

American enough yeah that's what I'm

that's what I'm saying Victor Yama don't

count I want a [ __ ] without parents I

want somebody I'm serious single mom

single struggle yeah From The Trenches

but you can't do this is whoever's in

Char whoever their Jesse Collins is

that's in charge of producing this you

could

tell is not like us you could tell that

you know what let me not say that cuz

let me not just rush to to riseing

background the NBA is an analytics

driven League now yes so you could see

that they're applying that also to

content creation and they're leaning to

that uh more so than curation I agree

and the other thing is it's not

curated properly they're so

International now bro like China all

this like the NBA don't America might

not be the big Market it was they're not

necessarily got to cater to what we want

to see n i I think it's a 3-day weekend

right whereas most events is just one

day so now you got to entertain the fans

that are coming from across the country

and all around the world for three or

four consecutive days so you got to come

up with all these little the other

leagues do that [ __ ] too who baseball

has the Home Run Derby on the night

before like they do you know what I mean

Pro Bowl is not um they do the they do

their little quarterback Pro Bowl is

down in the drains too all that [ __ ] is

trash so you got a whole week all that

[ __ ] is trash got God [ __ ] Canada and

USA hockey teams got [ __ ] lit for me got

thank God that they went out there them

brothers whoever those brothers were

nigas went out where the one brother

scrap 10 minutes later other oh yeah I'm

watching this I'm watching this

now and that game that they play the

next game won't be a ratings problem at

all won't be a ratings problem at all

that's what you need bring Chris Childs

back bring somebody back that's just

going to knock one of these [ __ ] out

real quick rest in peace goe I don't

want to be rest in peace go you see what

Chris did the go test that CH bow with a

two we'll watch that one hey put javante

tank Davis in the skills in the skills

contest call me I'll Jesse conss this

[ __ ] right back to where it need to be

but yeah uh and you know I know it's bad

I ain't been in a while I don't even

hear the bad talking about going out the

city for the they was out there you got

the call now it's time out I did they

baddies are in San Francisco

period they went out there the the star

was out there I'm want bad than that

now but okay I'm taking I'm taking your

word for it yeah I'm not looking for I

just yeah no they they they I just want

to go to the airport on a Friday headed

somewhere else and see the San Francisco

gate lined up with him oh my God oh my

God those are the good old days it was

back in the day you old [ __ ] you can

put a shot up or

two or

three all right I'll take your word for

it n they was out there if the baddies

are there cool my young boy called me

and told me they was out there [ __ ]

they did Adam Silver I think you got a

[ __ ] show on your hands uh I think that

there's some Credence to the Inside the

NBA team only [ __ ] on the product

there was a lot of that too during the

All-Star game a lot of commentators just

totally [ __ ] on the product yeah

yeah right something to that he was I

mean I like that he told the truth he

did he

did that's why [ __ ] that tell the

truth don't be on TV you got to Hype

[ __ ] up your job as the commentator at

those things is to make this interesting

not make you want to turn it off I agree

sorry I think that's a bad job I think

you could have whatever personal feeling

you have but you're supposed to be

selling the product you working for the

NBA at that level I think you're

supposed to try and Jazz it up as much

as

possible um I absolutely love the

rafhael performance I love the job that

the band did I loved all of those Bay

Area Classics and hits that they were

playing uh I saw them play you can't

touch this for about eight bars I saw

Gavin make a post about this as well but

where was MC Hammer and that's what I

mean about curation that was my question

that's what I mean about curation I

thought he was coming out during the

cidy set how could you not bring MC

Hammer out he's the goat in San

Francisco the allar might pitched it I'm

sure they probably did they might have

pitched it yo I ain't sure about [ __ ] MC

Hammer would have showed up h would have

been there maybe maybe not ham would

have been there a no maybe not Hammer

would have been there that aling it up

put the [ __ ] baggy sequence

pants on

[ __ ] that definitely was and think

about this the average go wouldn't even

have known who the [ __ ] he was bro I

don't care I don't care anything they

know when the song they know the song5

they don't know when the song came out

oh the kids don't know my daughter my

daughter met was like who the [ __ ] is

that you think the average you think the

average go Newton vog but that's what

I'm saying is like Jen there's like a

Resurgence with jenz really like kind of

trying to figure out what was going on

in the 90s and early 2000s that's why

they're all watching Sex in the City now

so I fig they would know the Retro [ __ ]

they would know the song too they would

know can't tou this they might know

can't touch this they might know can't

touch this even if you just let him do a

verse right to sure didn't do the whole

blow to whistle you just giving him a

verse real quick blow to whistle has

never died you wait you can't touch this

touch this is using commercials now they

still have can't touch this on TV you

know can't touch this and it's the Rick

James T I mean like they'll know the

music the music will resonate with them

okay all right [ __ ] [ __ ] you can't touch

this let do pumps and the bump and put

the bikini on again and go out there

like you did like you did in the video

you got to bring shorty for the video

video number

one that we

want freak ass boy listen Adam Sila you

got hell of a problem on your hands but

I'm not paid to fix it so make keep it

simple good luck that would be my advice

good good luck to you uh and the players

I feel your frustration I just I just I

feel for them simp [ __ ] yo doing too

much how can I be alive long enough to

we an All-Star weekend just don't do it

I never would have thought that would

happen money bro NBA Allstar week it's

money

bro like the players used to look

forward to it I don't think the players

look forward to I said it before I'll

say it again they don't they don't right

put Magic Johnson in the game

again the best allstar game in the

history of Allstar games watching them

[ __ ] get away from

him right you think they don't play

defense now

hey hey my guy magic was posting up that

[ __ ] Barkley said you got it no no that

was

Carone n just score we in a 0 five

Zone bring magic

back bring magic back yo I come from the

allar of Mike vers Kobe still not a Kobe

AI one was the best one that was a great

Allstar DC that [ __ ] was amazing that

was the best one I've been to like as

far as the game then but again you

talking about had M for a while you went

yeah money for a long talking about you

talking about Steph you talking about AI

them [ __ ] was going at they wanted to

win they jumped the [ __ ] out of Kobe Ai

and Steph was all jump the dog [ __ ] up

but yeah bro people wanted to win now

they don't give a [ __ ] yeah it's just a

different mentality in the league today

too much money ain't no

dogs too much money it is bro I don't

think that's it I think the these guys

are passionate but

whatever that [ __ ] was a mess the young

[ __ ] is passionate oh [ __ ] do you know

Mark Lamont Hill that we have our our

our date reserved at the gym for

basketball what's the date

keep it's March 1st I want to say March

1 okay say less let me let me check and

see what that

suay Saturday it is March 1st March 1st

I'm going to get a Saturday the gym is

booked I think we all should go like a

team but when I say that to y'all that

doesn't happen so I don't want anyone to

go let's see if the opposite effect will

will occur psychology they going to show

up every Saturday March

1st we all go to the gym what time play

some Taps Taps yo play some 21 or

something pass out player Taps yeah but

hey what cool me too but hey we'll film

it we all out of shape we going to be

all right huh we we want uh flip to

referee and flip a referee all right

what what time are we doing this ke what

time do we have the gym till come on

come on now and say I can't hear through

the door 5: to 10 5:00 p.m. to 10 p.m.

yeah we can go later if you want 5:00

p.m. to 10:

p.m. [ __ ] key man let's go key I'm

about to hit the treadmill now you

play do something for some cardio

Horse Around the World old ass [ __ ] we

can do horsing around the world do all

that yeah we can do all of that we could

even play I'm just like let's do rise

and shine that's the easiest thing a

game go to one you know I mean whoever

get the get the 2 first win that way

it's it's a series of one1 [ __ ] said

20 no but but you're not always going to

court 11 we do 11 in what the [ __ ] you

talking abouton shine okay King of the

Hill whatever and we call that knockout

in Jersey okay [ __ ] y'all would 20 that

[ __ ] said 20 we're not doing we're not

11 [ __ ] I sh your little 30 T 32 you

talk about two pointers yo what what

happened know else they had Allstar

Weekend right what I saw spad tournament

out there they had one up here when it

was in New York d d again right d d way

already I'm just telling you what I saw

D way know about I made a championship

my sources said that you were in a space

tournament and cheated oh [ __ ] Mark get

new sources I'm I'm I'm not even joking

if your sources told you that get new

what Spade tournament I let me see no

Spade tournament in the world where Joe

Buton cheated um how do you cheat anyway

I'm just really like that I'm really

really like that I'm telling you what a

[ __ ] told me it's okay my brother it's

okay go ahead and look in your little

phone go ahead and look in your little

phone for some information while you do

that it's time for my favorite part of

the show

PR yo what what kind of Jean suit is

that that [ __ ] is kind of um first don't

look so surprised um know I'm saying

I've been hunting for a jean suit I

can't find one oh this is a theory not a

Blazer that's what it

is that's why you been hunting for a

jean suit not a Blazer what kind of Jean

suit is that a theory the on the low

Theory be having some [ __ ] on the low

this is not an ad I don't know if they

pay black people that ain't the low no

the fire [ __ ] theory in vent like some

fire cheap [ __ ] my sweat from Theory and

vent the is not cheap don't do that yo

why why you always doing that that word

is relative theory is not express that

word is cheap [ __ ] it's not cheap it's

nice I like I enjoy Theory and Vince and

Vince Staples Paul I can't fit none of

that [ __ ] yo I you was looking for a

jean suit since the Super

Bowl so right I'm lying ass I've been

looking for it's been a whole week can't

find that [ __ ] I can't find

[ __ ] Kendrick got want to change his

drip up you see it Kendrick got him one

Theory my [ __ ] Kendrick got a jean all

Jean Alam

but no [ __ ] but it's cool no the

super it was the Grammys both oh he had

a Jeff Hamilton on at the Super Bowl oh

well he did have those fabulous boot cut

jeans on though from Seline and I think

if you found uh a jean to I think it

would look like that you should

absolutely get some I ain't going to lie

I tried to freak [ __ ] up the other day

and throw on a little Jean

shirt no I put it back M and it was one

of them one of them what the [ __ ] BR the

G Von or something that don't make it

big MH

nope I tried I tried satin varsity

jacket in theory she be tight with me

like I'd be uncomfortable with some of

that [ __ ] off yeah mhm well that's just

cuz you just buy a size too small though

no make they don't make sh you're in

good shape like wear [ __ ] you just wear

it you just you're sizing I like

tight okay hey a pause how was that a

pause when you hear tight you think of

you don't think of vagina when you hear

tight you think of like a anus or

something what would make you what would

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