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good why'd you have your hand up huh

why'd you have your hand up um meaning

that I Y I

yield okay I yield cuz it we've been

using I digress wrong yes when somebody

been checking me on the social media I

digress it's not I you how do you

properly I don't know you got ask him

but I know we use a lot of words wrong I

just I make a list and every once in a

while that's [ __ ] up you I feel like

once a month I'll intervene you're not

down to help us like today's word is

y'all say willfully obtuse all the time

obtuse means to be willfully sort of not

understanding it's redundant to say

willfully obtuse but everybody says it

all the time it drives me crazy but I

said I wouldn't say anything about it

but

your home girl say I absolutely did

because sometimes you got to double up

on it sometimes you got to double up

onund you you trying to put that on us

your H I said us

us say other people have said it to I

was the last one to use the phrase and I

meant to use it for like to double up on

it oh like literally when I when I say

you're so when

I when I say the thing like when I say

like you're so repugnant the word

repugnant finds you repugnant kind of

thing like that's my intention yeah but

let's get back to this wolfly of to

Stak so your intent is to double up

double shot of expressive your intent is

to sometimes sometimes I feel the I feel

it necessary to do so yes what do you

think about that I think it's a

beautiful day outside it is a beautiful

day I love you m how you doing today you

good I'm fantastic love you flip how you

doing brother I'm doing well I'm on M

side in this one it's like when we say

tuna fish

right right as opposed to a tuna right

obviously

tuna it's your tuna got it okay yeah

right I see the T she J on yeah they on

[ __ ] for sure but we digress

willfully willfully digress willfully

digress

I I love y let [ __ ] get [ __ ] off of we

sound crazy sometimes we be sound

especially me sound crazy yo oh yeah who

have you been listening to just people

just professors yo you we saying a lot

of wrong [ __ ] up there it's not just you

it's everybody I I get but you don't

help I I I don't think you for the black

man like I thought you was I don't

pretend to be

again check my phone you [ __ ] on you

lawyer my

30 so give with the

baby

oh so you only wait hold hold hold hold

on let laugh let me get his laugh on no

that was really funny Marcus you got to

ask ask him the question so you don't

believe that you can have a black lawyer

that should be investigated yeah get him

flip you don't believe you should have a

black lawyer no I think you should I

think you I think you absolutely should

can you I think you should why don't you

have a black lawyer why don't you have a

black agent why don't you support our

community by putting money back in the

black's Pockets I put money in the

black's Pockets every day no let's talk

about that the ones that I support the

blacks what about your lawyer and your

and your attorney it just worked out way

it honestly it just worked out that way

when I went into William Mars Endeavor I

would have happily don't be shouting out

don't be shouting out your put your mic

down a little more to your mouth Paws

cuz this is about to be awesome I want

to hear every word I don't want to miss

a thing and what doctor you prefer what

type of doctor I I bought mine so it

don't matter huh that's what I heard he

no he didn't say doctorate oh I'm sor s

yeah I know it's okay though I wait you

bought your doctor that's what I heard

on the internet yesterday sorry what you

say what doctor do you prefer to like to

perform an operation oh like the race of

the doctor my doctor you know what I do

have a black doctor I have a a black uh

black woman doctor and a black woman D

good choice good choice good choice you

know that there was a study done that

you black F black women doctors ex stop

yo come a peer reviewed study I please

sorry from yo it's a lot of y'all that's

riding on the I support black women

wagon and y'all are just a different

type of

horny that's all it is it's a lot of

y'all that's waving the flag of the

blackwoman doctor and a surgeon you

missed it he just said he's getting a

colonoscopy from a black woman you

[ __ ] are just horny that's a different

level they always leave out a word huh

they always leave out a word they

support fine black women that see I

don't even look at their FA

not that's hate that's hate she he don't

need you I'm not that's exposed hate I'm

not hating don't be willfully

obus when I'm looking for a doctor I

don't look to see if she bad or not cuz

like that yes you do n yes you do not

for a doctor yes you do mm when you're

getting a camera shoved up your ass I

feel like you might not want her to be

fine right yeah that's actually a good

point how come when men keep talking

it's oh a woman has the audacity to talk

yes sorry sorry I think that's why I got

[ __ ] hired but anyways go off cuz

what I'm saying is one of those things

where you have to have a penis and I'm

not beefing I love you but I think

because you have a penis yeah you don't

you your no no I'm not talking about I'm

talk cleared up I was like well this

episode took a turn no no no I

definitely don't have a penis I you want

your doctor to be the best doctor true I

believe that because you have a penis if

she's a little fun you notice what level

of

theine scale she falls off when I get to

the off when I get to the off say I'm

not I'm not choosing her based on that

but when I get there I notice yeah okay

yeah but I ain't looking for whereas

there are some jobs where I want to know

how blind to the I'll take ruchia no

[ __ ] wow you know how you look but but

when I but certain jobs you do care like

you want your agent to be attractive

this right here uh is why Bill bird

special was so amazing to me I love that

to watch it I love that it was so genius

and we we'll talk about it later but it

was so he he said a lot of just wild

[ __ ] but in the simplest of Fashions

that's it I actually want to talk to you

about something he said but we should

start the P we should start the

y all in them female doctors and

surgeons be be on [ __ ] I like he

said I don't look at her face you an is

at the six game

boy huh the concession stand didn't

mention concession stand what are

those talking

about Joe turning me into a monster bit

Joe

no no you been you been kind of

Aer oh how y'all doing how y'all feeling

feel good man glad to be here mhm good

happy happy to see all

y'all look at get out get out

on your ass causing

trouble audience I want to let y'all

know Mariah Carey has really divided the

room very much so Mariah Carey has

really divided the room in a in a way

that I never thought I'd see actually I

didn't think it was possible yeah yeah

so uh I guess we'll have all of those

talk I thought she was a cheat coat a

little bit and I got mad just [ __ ]

written in my phone I didn't want to

tell y'all and fill that whole board up

it is a bunch of [ __ ] my great

that's good I'm I'm down for it all

right what's that face for flip I'm just

seeing where he's going today that's all

okay I'm here to be a team player ready

you're always a team

player I would say always very very

rarely very big willfully obtuse again

seldomly a team player thank you man I

appreciate you're welcome oh man all

right what do you got for us we waiting

on them sometime you got to double up on

them hey lie you be same that was a

really good excuse yeah I was I was

impressed you tried to put it on us

though I got to get him that was [ __ ]

level of Hey listen look baby sometimes

I just got you product of your

environment so you

know that was a little complimentary I

don't know if it was a little compliment

no one felt complimented at all at

all not even a little bit okay she said

I said that on purpose she freestyle

that [ __ ]

immediately and she got Ser but she

looked at me they got some [ __ ]

friendship I hate that friendship [ __ ]

that freestyle was crazy though he said

yo we sometimes up say things it's

oxymorons it's like who said it who said

that last the M said well I said it last

but I meant that yeah [ __ ] like no

point at that direction [ __ ] talk to

each other but actually it's not

oxymoronic what is it thank you help me

you know I'm saying wrong [ __ ] again I

wanted to learn I don't want to be

willfully

upus I have a feeling this is the

[ __ ] episode [ __ ] man I'm learning

the bars in

hell don't you that got [ __ ] got a

pound off of that yo a pound used to

mean so much more the value of

pound I'mma let you know I'mma let you

know I'mma let you know that I'm on your

ass today I gave I gave you a chance to

chill and be humble don't pile

up I'm on you today now [ __ ] anything

you say I'm on your

ass want your ass today

down the balls in hell cuz you got a p

say [ __ ] is just getting bounds for

just like whatever whatever yeah yo I'm

full of [ __ ] yo give me some

[Laughter]

yo okay enough fun enough fun enough fun

enough fun mik 12121212

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Shout our brother is whoever the [ __ ] he

is we should call him get right yeah we

should call him hopefully he's getting

better hopefully that leg is getting

right oh some homecooked food huh some

rest he getting some I talked to him

yesterday he's still getting he's

increasing his uh his range on it he's

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the payroll is

lesson Applause for payroll being lesson

for the month I'm saying I'm sorry

stop wow look at y you want some broke

[ __ ] [ __ ] what's going on with you hey we

got to save up it's tax

time shout out to everybody making

observations you know I obser to the

[ __ ] [ __ ] it is tax time get them

receipts get the receipts

out you got to pay quarterly [ __ ] black

the key oh man [ __ ] [ __ ] want to [ __ ]

want to buy no I Ain going to say it I

Ain going to say it

I going say

it you co I'm good I'm good I'm happy to

be here champ all right godamn it the

best crew in the [ __ ] world to

my right y'all know the Vibes y'all know

the name you know the face the Beautiful

the intelligent Melissa

for

hey

big uh next I didn't know that they were

saying that you

uh paid for a doctorate I saw that

yesterday yeah I don't care [ __ ]

insane it's funny I don't care and so

can I be mad for

you you can but it don't it don't matter

how much would it cost to pay for a

doctorate I don't know I never thought

cuz Mel go home and get that

checkbook you know Mel got the checkbook

now [ __ ] I would too and right that's my

thing so what [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm about to

get a college degree or some [ __ ] what

Ma stallion got what uh she she actually

went to school went to school they all

went to school Amber Rose went to

College Hill everybody went to

hey you're talking about colge Hill was

giving out something at the end of that

certificate certificates certificates I

can go somewhere and give me a degree or

some [ __ ] you could probably get an

honorary degree that's that's what I'm

saying certainly in like broadcast media

for sure I think R College you probably

get a doctor for that oh I should get a

gold jacket or that if it's that I'm get

out Jersey City St I need them Jersey

schools yeah oh yeah

Ruckers [ __ ] saying

Ruckers New did take care of you any of

the New Jersey schools I could live

State I could live State H none that New

York [ __ ] do maybe Pace oh my God

hilarious shout out to Pace that was a

sh oh man that was a no disrespect to

yeah you just College shame that's crazy

that's crazy univ see I've been

depressed for other people's stories too

like I was staring at my little brothers

over the

weekend like I ain't I've been like

impath depressed like I'm staying at my

two little twin brothers who about to go

to

college one can't wait to get the [ __ ]

out of out of that house the one with

the one with the little girlfriend they

he can't wait he want to get far away

the other one want to stay and I'm

staring at them like wow man you guys

just been in your room for 17 years it's

the first time you're about to be split

up away from your [ __ ] brother my

[ __ ] step kids about to go to college

twins in the house the whole time oh

yeah now just going to school separating

from the [ __ ] that I've been staring at

my whole [ __ ] life that's rough

that's sad that that that is kind of

rough I would be sad about that I

imagine for twins it's even worse yeah

yeah mhm that's what I'm saying yeah

that's a lot I almost crying looking at

these little bastards is they definitely

going to different

schools yeah local or cuz the

scholarships start coming in for

different schools for different kids and

it's like yo I'm I'm going I'm going

over here now yeah local that [ __ ] say

he

right for one for one [ __ ] getting the

[ __ ] out of there anyway sorry uh what

we on what we on we did the intro right

we did oh no Dr Mark lar Hill in the

building did not pay for the doctorate

[ __ ] is you [ __ ] talking about out

there next to him the queens of them all

queens split Queens get the money is in

the building uh freeze is here

Elizabeth's finest y'all know the Vibes

Mr what told him freeze

hey Mr take it

further big parks is in the building is

here Cory is here well oh Ian is here

Ericson is here if Ian is here that

means ke is here somewhere Savon and

Tanner here by remote last but certainly

not least each and every one of you guys

are here all right what's popping what's

good what's popping what's popping

what's popping what's going on how's

everybody weekend great you know [ __ ]

old outside a littleit had a good time

you ask a little bit uh it was more of a

bar hop than as Shake good okay all

right all right yeah more of a hop yeah

it was a good bar hop it was a good bar

hop ended up at this really weird Irish

bar that was uh St Patrick's Day weekend

well we did that too but this was Friday

this was a preemptive St Patrick I

didn't even know that [ __ ] till the news

came on this morning I ain't going to

lie facts it was a little quiet out

there last that's how in the house I've

been it was a little quiet out but we

went out and had a little corn beef

cabbage some Guinness you know I me well

I did she had whatever she had but it

was fun we had we had good time this

weekend corn beef cabbage and and beer

that's right no I was farting

all my bathroom be the Sham

J Jesus I woke up to my

first like God damn that's

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me bad woke

up what's that SM oh

[ __ ] I know what you talking about PX

that [ __ ] is

nasty chill let's be 3 million

listeners [ __ ] crying

look funny [ __ ] up you was outside ice

no no not at all in the house I stayed

in the house all weekend binging TV

shows same I'm old yeah I went to a

middle school basketball game that was

it I may have been warned once to not

yell at the

refs they were asking for it the ref

yeah yeah they I mean you can't you just

can't not call a walk they were Middle

School I'm sorry they were nine your

what they not 9y olds bro they not going

to call a walk yeah but you can't you

got to call them both I was a call me in

the middle of the game I was like yo I'm

at the game I said they these reps are

[ __ ] up he's like don't get kicked

out of a middle school or little kid

game I didn't get kicked out per that

would be embarrassing but I did get a

warning I got a ster War right y one

more time we going have to ask you to

leave yeah my thing is just called

called a double dribble no no they're

not they can barely handle the ball

they're not going to learn that's the

best part about youth Athletics though

like acting a fool at the game yeah yeah

it is M yeah we was jumping up and down

screaming running my man ran out the

door you know I mean when you know when

the game get tight it's fun it's fun to

watch yeah especially if it's like a

bunch of white families there oh yeah

that's what it was SC we were the black

section yeah yeah yeah there you go yeah

yeah signs and the pom poms and all that

stuff act a full ass out there yeah only

me get them a little nervous just a

little F honey watch them and take a

while at the food truck

and just stand there asking Mac what you

got what that come with mad ignorant mad

ignorant [ __ ] let me get let me get

everything somebody start no you good

let me get everything on it m fact give

me another hot dog you want one yeah

[ __ ]

them give them a hard time we walk in

front of them while they I don't give a

[ __ ] your people be having some nerves

yo they talk out St Patrick's Day man

know I forgot about St Patrick's Day

yeah no me too this used be lit it was a

Monday it's it's a rough day for Holiday

the news this morning especially

drinking holiday came on they started

showing you the same Patty's parade see

that added to my depression too I forgot

about that that added to my depression

too I'm seeing these [ __ ] they like

this is the longest 10e parade it's been

here we've held this here for hundreds

of years I'm

like so let me get this everybody get a

parade except for some [ __ ] no that's

not true we got what what parade we got

we got the americ [ __ ] up there in

Brooklyn right before Labor

Day they got the labor they got the

Dominican Day Parade they got the Puerto

Rican Day Parade they got the

African-American Day Parade I should be

like yo what are y'all talking about

parade we got Harlem

week we got Harlem week the African Day

Parade African-American Day Parade it

don't be broadcast as much EAS Park hey

let me tell y'all [ __ ] in Brooklyn

something you know we all go watch

yourself hey let me tell y'all y'all got

about maybe one more of those up there

before they pull the plot they saying

they've been saying that for years I I

know I know and and every day every year

they don't do it [ __ ] kill more [ __ ]

since I was 17 since I was 17 years old

there not more people that died y I was

there I was there last year it's getting

safer slip I'm not from one of a

shooting to me is as bad as the a murder

like if a [ __ ] lived the fact that you

shot the fact that you

all these people y are shooting oh my

God on dayline all right enough dayline

but the the girl and her roommate

somebody the girl's ex came in and shot

both of them in the head they lived the

roommate the the bullet got stuck in a

place where it kept her alive the whole

time oh BR she didn't bleed out she laid

there for 9 hours the cops came and got

her to a hospital she lived good for her

[ __ ] so she come in the court about to

testify oh [ __ ]

don't laugh oh man she was she was a

little like she have

any no but she testified and she forgave

him and she handed him a Bible he still

went to jail but but he had a Bible to

go

right she just she came in different

good for her well yeah forgiveness she's

a little different now okay but her

speech is fine uh her eyes is a little

wonky yeah that's to be use one arm now

[ __ ] oh but she's a lot

yeah side all right come on now what we

talking about what we I'm all over the

place what are we doing what are we

doing what's talking about living and

dying you came in here and had me think

Mariah Cary was dead oh my God you you

made my heart stop you're not going to

walk that one in at all

huh is that a bad place to start I'm

rolling no let's go [ __ ] me up man he's

like all [ __ ] was in everybody first of

all all y'all was somber he wearing

black you wearing black you wearing

black I'm thinking I missed some [ __ ]

cuz I had some emergency today come in

you like write the Mariah tribute on the

board I'm thinking Mariah died or got

hit by a bus or something Mariah care is

not anymore what

happened she does even know buses exist

we were talking real we would how it s

is that we would talking about the shade

that Mariah displayed against money long

while she was performing Mariah's song

so we were talking about tributes and

how you know who accepts and who's

receptive to tributes who has done a

great tribute to a person that might

still be alive or might passed away so

that's how the conversation with marah

happened and so one of the good examples

was Deon Warwick and Luther that yeah

and then I played it she seemed to be

very wait hold up hold up for two

seconds cuz y'all about to make us sound

like we had sense during that

talk finally start having sense why you

would [ __ ] my [ __ ] up I'm finally

starting to do good [ __ ] we coming

back we going to come right back to back

in we coming right back save this

that you to you can do it you can do it

you can do it this we put a in it we

started telling brother Mark that that's

you cuz when I go to sleep early now I

got to put it on right he depressed when

[ __ ] depressed they when [ __ ]

depressed they want all type of

recognition or acknowledgement from

their loved ones he wait for it did you

text me you text me he asked for the

text yo I missed your text did you

[ __ ] dad wife got in a car accident

my God is she okay she all right I know

how he feels cuz I get like that he's

not wrong like you just start to look at

[ __ ] around you like you look at your

kids he's right he called he called this

morning with how much the insurance will

put on the rent a car [ __ ] I knew that

yesterday hey when you called yesterday

I knew that they only had $50 for you a

week forever in the car that's not $ a

day a

day $50 a you heard black people go

through this beef for years about what

the insurance company is willing to put

on your rental car $30 a day depend your

the insurance company clearly don't

never been to the rent guard BL they

don't give a [ __ ] they want you to get

the KY $30 to get it done right what you

don't realize is what that 30 get you

[ __ ] always want to go to the Ral get

the fly [ __ ] [ __ ] that's $70 a day

[ __ ] I didn't even know the Ral had

other ples other joints we to fly [ __ ]

[ __ ] now you get a little Bullit [ __ ]

you get a Hellcat Dam right they got the

[ __ ] there sh like so they cover the 30

and you play the you play the yeah you

play the difference wait so when I go

rent a car when I go down

south I we somebody does it for me so

they reserve the fly [ __ ] but when I get

there and they start naming the fly [ __ ]

I don't be knowing what it is no more

like when they name the BMW we got to

act such and such and such I make them

take me to go see it mhm so I could get

eyes on these [ __ ] but anyway

back to uh Mariah Mariah Mari the legend

we tell Mark the right Mariah on the

board Mark says oh my God I thought she

died I was about to be oh my God so

[ __ ] up and horrible oh I was about to

he said that which led into a oh [ __ ]

you was about to be that [ __ ] up if

Mariah died hell yeah conversation I

would have as well somewhere in that and

I don't like this I I feel like we got

like knock on wood knock love somewhere

in that somebody brought up who Mariah

was

dating rumored to be dating rumor rumor

rumored to be

de and then Mark said bunch of hate a

lot of hate you ask me what I thought

about thatz I said damn you said what I

said I didn't know I had a shot all that

time I didn't even hear that but that's

M that's why they were laughing yeah

they said you let Terry bone yeah so I

just want y'all to know how ignorant

we've been in this oh and then Ian ched

in to say that he would never never

touch Mariah but but I'm not I don't dis

I don't disagree with him it's some

people that no matter how good they look

it's something about them that can make

you say I'm not attracted to this person

no matter how fam that's what he said

that's what he was saying he said she's

too old basically no he did not say that

yes yes what he's right there he did he

said that I would not [ __ ] Mariah Cary

she she fell off he said she fell off

yes yeah he literally said she that mean

she's too old or or she's not in the

condition she would be in to meet Ian

standard no with superstars Jo sounds

ridiculous

now face turned red and

said put a name on

it he already on my [ __ ] I Ain got I

ain't got time for no more [ __ ]

E which one put a name on the bullet he

started thinking you can't just throw

[ __ ] out there like that on that man

it's probably waitresses it could throw

name but I wouldn't have done

that I mean it might not be appropriate

now listen something you can see that

would be the older that they get or not

saying Mariah Mariah's beautiful I think

she's amazing but some you see you you

lose that you lose that attraction to

them like people be full this I'm tell

you [ __ ] be full of [ __ ] [ __ ] be

full of [ __ ] did you think did you this

my only question you didn't think you

had a shot at marai

before no because who would how you do

that so much yeah you do that so much

put a cape onig Wonder Woman makes it

seem like I'm suppressing you when I

ain't Wonder Woman take your [ __ ] off yo

I'm cornering your man you don't need

help when when I was single I I like my

chances with just about everybody there

we go with a very small that [ __ ] who

you thought you couldn't get at when you

were single got to be somebody BR car

tberry she like you smart [ __ ] you

probably you know I never I never

thought about her in that way oh you see

not in stop no no no let me put that

we're just lying that's what I mean no

no no no that's not what I mean what I

mean is about looked at her she is

attractive not wow I never no that's not

what I mean I mean like I've been very

I've been friends with two people that

she's dating pretty good friends with

one of them so she's not she's in the

category of like that's my man's girl so

I just didn't think about like having a

shot I'm not I'm she I don't think about

having a shot or you I didn't know you

could put [ __ ] on [ __ ] but time

you got to double

up see how effective it is see how

effective that [ __ ] is

[ __ ] all right flip go ahead and be

sensible with this Mariah uh wait hold

on hold on before we get into that

listen there's some women out here and

some celebrity name women that some

[ __ ] could say no to I don't like how

y'all was on in all you guys attacked

the poor man and if he says yo he's not

poor if he says yo look listen guys I am

not attracted I wouldn't sleep with her

you guys supposed to respect that I

didn't like what you guys there's too

much of that going on you have to call

your friends out when they're

lying he's lying because I I've never

hung out with one day in my life and I

guarantee you he's had at least three

nights of very unmemorable regrettable

[ __ ] mid I a't talking about mid below

midow so we we all have mid and AR at

one point inine but Mariah carries the

line if he would catch some of them boys

in the sauna slipping and I think Mariah

has a

shot catch some of the who wait wait

what happened the boy the boys the [ __ ]

you what you was into cuz me and Ian

talk on FaceTime every morning but as

soon as he get in the sauna it's time to

hang up and I know what I know what that

I know I know what them SAA clubs is

about

[ __ ] so I'm just saying if some of the

sauna [ __ ] could catch him slipping I

think Mariah me me got a shot right let

me ask you a question get done let me

ask you to me shout out to Mariah I mean

a lot of people changed their like for

Mariah when she started dating our

brother Nick and I [ __ ] with Nick can I

think he fly he get over but I remember

a lot of people saying that online and

they didn't really know how Nick give it

up he gets him but the the Optics of it

was nah man she [ __ ] with that [ __ ]

she she fell off which was not the case

cuz [ __ ] don't know how Nick carry it

so we ignorant like

that I got to PCT myself for wilding out

[ __ ] I got I got a pitch for wilding out

you know I'm almost the way you AC car

you are wild enough word I got to

solidify my spot

[Music]

but yeah anyway let's move on okay well

Mariah and the money long tribute where

was that that was the IH Awards one of

them [ __ ] I was saying one of them shits

that we don't know about just pop up on

I was saying Mariah threw shade at money

long and then I asked the question like

but where was that that was the N award

billboard or the ihart the Nickelodeon

awards right [ __ ] that shit's not even

around no more

maybe Lifetime Achievement Award I don't

know okay so one why do you say that she

threw shade did she her face when she

was singing her face a facial expression

wasn't it didn't like she was too

pleased yes it was the iHeart Music

Awards the iHeart Music Awards she

didn't look pleased so then the next

question I asked I said it was Jay

looked like she woke herself up with a

fart like it was

bad and then and then Cory proceeded to

tell me that Prince was also wait a

second yo all right

n wait all right I was looking for a way

to be on money long side you can't shade

me at the iHeart

Awards excuse me are you [ __ ] crazy

no that's where are you [ __ ] nuts no

that's where you Shade that's where you

shade

yeah [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] you brought me

out of my [ __ ] castle for I don't

even come out now you heard what Nick

told us she don't leave the house how

much it cost leave house a qu million

for to leave the house respectfully with

all due

respect many people in that iHeart

building that I love and [ __ ] with so

I'm not trying to be

Shady if I get a tribute at the iHeart

Awards that's like me going on the

roller coaster at the

fair I expect for the toofless [ __ ]

down there to leave me up here elevated

for longer than I'm supposed to be I

would expect for my tribute at the

iHeart Awards to not be so grandiose

talking about don't call Double Dribble

yeah no yeah no that's like Amman

calling foul offensive foul in our

street ball game are you off theall foul

by the I'm all with Mariah being a diva

and I know that the Divas can't cut off

being a diva you bring you wherever you

go but you at the [ __ ] iHeart Awards

yo stop it listen stop it just hilarious

could be up here doing your [ __ ]

tribute yo

what the [ __ ] yo I'm just saying you

know they called Mariah and told her who

was doing the tri they gave her the

whole [ __ ] to get her out of her bed and

I don't think money Long Money long is

dope I don't know that money long is

dope I think the sus one could have just

called Mariah like Mariah's fly with a

few [ __ ] that we know not pop out

though I could be fly with you now you

asking me to bring my and she she might

be cool with Jewish [ __ ] that run

IR she might own a piece we don't know

don't know none of her business but if

you get here and the and the [ __ ]

tribute is not so uh Diamonds and Pearls

nah stop it I'm not going to let you do

this when you big up Prince for doing

the same thing with they exactly [ __ ]

triti him at the [ __ ] MTV Awards or

whatever that [ __ ] is I'm not going to

let y'all do that I knew one of y'all

was going to say that so for one Prince

has made it publicly clear to all to the

whole field I'm against tributes I'm not

sure that Mariah has either Prince has

said it so before he died [ __ ] knew it

didn't really matter who was doing a

tribute he didn't want a tribute so the

fact that y'all kept doing a tribute

against his will was like okay and now

that we have the footage of seeing him

shade people at the tribute like we

understand and that's Prince and try

songs was up there [ __ ] that song

out was up there ruining that [ __ ]

song he was he was I don't think money

long was doing a horrible job she was

not she was not a little py to someone

was that's part of the diva [ __ ]

though ain't nobody going to do it good

enough the question that I had earlier

you can't shave me at the [ __ ] the

question that I had earlier was you out

your mind what artist was satisfied with

their tribute song or tribute

performance that was dedicated to them

no one good and then I said DJ Cy no

then I said then I said Dion Warick was

happy when Luther performed a tribute to

her cuz she was extreme she was crying

yes and then Cory like that's Luther but

and it's also personal they're they're

friends anyway matter Lu deied it bro

don't try to say friend he did he did

but they also had a very strong personal

relationship like they did so this was

like seeing her like little mentee if

they didn't Luther [ __ ] vroid if if

they didn't have a personal relationship

you think that she would be as receptive

she might not have been crying she might

have liked it it's hard to hear somebody

else do your song you know what I mean

and always love it you know what I mean

I I I've seen people do ARA artha keeps

a steady face yeah she'd be tight she

was but's just like M did she didn't

like what Madonna did that [ __ ] the fans

got at Madonna for doing a aita Franklin

uh tribute I looked up she should not

have done that I don't even remember

that and she shouldn't have done that

right yeah some tributes are good

obviously Bob Marley wasn't alive for

his tribute but the Rita Rita Marley the

IE all of them loved some of the

rendition they loved LA turn your lights

down low they loved uh Erica and Ziggy

Marley doing their joint they loved

Queen Latifa doing more trouble like

there there's some people who did it

well [ __ ] Michael I was I was telling

uh ice that Michael got up and performed

his own tribute [ __ ] he saw Usher and

what's her name doing it he like get

whitne Whitney bodied it when Whitney

came out want to be start or something

Whitney came out she bodied it but when

he saw that [ __ ] he said let me get up

my brothers is doing a horrible job let

me get up here and turn that part too

tribute should improve they should

tribute should improve but who who who

do you put like how do you choose the

person like like today they can't do you

want to get names that are going to

attract viewership exactly and a lot of

these [ __ ] can't sing they

can't sing and they can't s like they

can't sing the to the songs that they

trying to and then there's also

mismatches cuz even in like hip-hop I

forgot who there's been a couple

occasions I think Lupe with tribe or

something there was someone else that

did I forgot forgot the words didn't

know the like the biggy song whatever it

was I

forgot I

hop I've seen Fantasia do Fantasia did

did Patty well yeah and that's like her

niece again it's a love thing also she

got about ask she's got the register and

the range they both they both like to

holler like they both hit notes but

holler like it's a style thing it's a

good fit that was Rich Homie Quan rest

in peace rest in peace yeah thinking of

that that was a bad match I agree with

Joe y' need to update the

tribute find somebody [ __ ] find

somebody from America's Got Talent or

something like that somebody that's

going to put they go for star power like

actual mat there's some people out there

on those shows that were body tribute

absolutely you know what I'm saying come

on bro we can't now again it's business

we can't sell that to the advertisers

but we can sell I got this name this

name this name this name I got doing

Prince and I got the the person that

they doing a tribute to sitting here in

the crowd like what they what I was

watching where they tried to Stevie

Wonder

tribute recently yeah let me look it up

that was really really bad it was so bad

I was like yo Stevie right there go get

him

bring him to the stage y'all let him

perform at every other damn thing he

shouldn't be performing at I think

Janelle Monae was a part of that she was

at the end of that that was no that was

201 Janelle mon was in a bunch of them

yeah yeah to do I think you got have an

ear for what sounds like remember when

uh when uh we hot about this when baby

face remember when babya face did his uh

his his tiny desk and he had people sing

the songs that he wrote he didn't match

Stars he matched voices so like so like

he had um shant Mo singing Superwoman so

like that was perfect like that she

might even improved on the Karen White

Version I love Karen White's version

right they had somebody do Ken we talk

had tank sing tank can sing his [ __ ]

face off tank can sing anybody under the

table tank should be doing these

tributes like get the voices that match

you know what I mean even if they're not

the hottest name on the you know at the

top of the billboard right today get

Legends or get people who can sing great

I think they just want to piss the

Legends off that's it um but but Joe you

never answered your own question what

which was who would get you on the

ground crying where you said I was for

Mariah if somebody died yeah that's

where the conversation we never even got

to that point who would be the people

that would like get y'all doing that oh

yeah because I didn't know I was saying

to Mark and I'm clearly I'm I'm the

rumors against me on this which I'm fine

with I was saying I didn't know that

Mariah Carey was at that level to where

black men were saying oh if if something

happened to her I would be totally

destroyed right like I would saying I

thought that was reserved for like the

Legacy Legacy a and I guess she is

legacy is in the game she is [ __ ] more

than that more than I'm not I I don't

look at her like a legacy act right now

I don't she has a number one song every

year like she's still she's still

visible we still see her we don't hear

her cuz she's a diva but I

mean I mean she is a

legacy for like our Stevie wonders mik

the princes the [ __ ] Anita Baker

think she's she in that she in that cre

getting old bro like the people who were

crying for for Luther and for even

Michael like they were younger Michael

was younger than Mariah is now right

yeah he 50 yeah Michael was 50 Mariah

got to be in the mid-50s 57 57 no I

understand what y saying yall are

absolutely right I do just think Mark is

a liar no you never you never know some

is like what was it that connected with

you like when was it how many Mariah

albums do you have boy first of all just

like you remember you said in sixth

grade you got Vision of Love from there

to the Emancipation I I don't know

anything after emancipation to meet me

but that was I was grown as hell when

that came out so from there to there I L

I had every album I used to love that

Dream Lover video and if you stopped the

career a classic career if nothing

classic career regardless yeah but I

mean as a kid I had a crush I mean

Legend not classic but like Legacy yeah

she she's she's top of the top she's

she's that I mean for me it would be her

J Jackson a few people that would get me

upset Paul J Jackson I get yeah but you

don't get Mariah they in the same class

I mean y'all are helping me to

understand they are not in the same

Mariah said she didn't like that wait a

second Mar no no no no no no stop stop

stop stop yeah you might be right they

might not be in the same class they're

not in the same class respectfully to

Janet oh okay got wait well wait what no

he's saying Janet's higher you're

saying's higher I know what he's saying

saying I'm saying they're both at the

top of the food CH Janet is stop it stop

it I don't know what y'all talking about

now Janet is come on stop it where y but

wait is it is Janet measuring is Janet

considered is Janet considered Higher by

your standards because of the family

that she's attached to all that Janet is

maybe Janet is considered Higher by I I

don't want to speak for all black people

but black people yeah like I'm not I'm

not measuring music careers like you can

have a great point there got you got

Janet Jackson was in good times yeah say

jet Jackson is

like imprint an imprint from she was in

Different Strokes of talking strictly

music I'm talking about the family she

comes from and how young she was when we

F first saw her and I loveed them both

by the way had a crush on both popped up

in [ __ ] 91 I get it which is a long

time years ago yeah but that's very

different from 78 understand what I mean

when I say I'm saying the same it's it's

it's like in the NBA right it no more

but carry on in the NBA some people are

Max contract people right LeBron's a Max

guy ad is a Max guy they not the same

but they both in that same top tier

that's what I'm saying I'm saying that

when I talk about Mariah and I talk

about Jan there's a top tier people who

I will be [ __ ] up if they die that

don't mean they all the same in that

same that's all I'm saying but not only

that you don't know what kind of impact

that person's Legacy and music had on

you like it may not have the same impact

on you that it would have on Mark that's

where the conversation was and this is

where Joe was full of [ __ ] [ __ ] last

episode patreon said he was in his

mirror with a hairbrush singing Vision

of Love in somay in sixth grade M yeah

that that's the [ __ ] that should have

you cry but then we also someday for me

which one was it I said Love Takes Time

oh if you singing that yeah you but then

the conversation morphed into

who had shout out to all the queer youth

out there go ahead go ahead no then Mar

Shady then the conversation morphed into

whose death would or has had an effect

on you that may not have had the same

effect on other people like for me it

was people that we thought couldn't die

for me I'll give you I'll give you I'll

give you two of mine Anthony Bourdain

and Philip Seymour Hoffman when I saw

that they passed away I felt like really

I'm with you but Anthony Bame I mean I

just I didn't see I mean I like I knew

Anthony B we work together I we shared

death space sometimes I didn't cry all

right Flex if you want to no no I'm not

flexing I'm just saying like

I get it was the that's why I'm that's

why I'm talking about impact it may not

have had the same impact on you that he

that him and his career had on me you

know what I mean like that's fair to me

he's like upper echelon of like

storytelling and just presence and and

intellect and all the things Philip

Seymour Hoffman was one of my like top

three actors of all time so I was very

sad that I was never is he is he black

neither from this guy man so you just

naming white people in our this guy yo

why why be so racist

impossible they try to record me my

phone okay all right wait how how many

of us how many of us were devast who the

[ __ ] m is talking how many of us were

devastated when we heard Robin Williams

died okay thank you I wasn't devastated

I was sad though sad okay maybe I'm

putting that's was sad to me how he died

I was minut wait a second it's the

tragedy both both of them were both was

sad when Robin Williams I was sad as

well well yes I was devastated to learn

that Robin Williams was home with his

entire family went up to a side room

tied some [ __ ] knot in the fashion

that he did and did this with his kids

and wife in the house that's devastating

okay Anthony Bourdain more of the same

did Philip Seymour drumming uh

uh pH

[ __ ] passed away he pass don't

do that self transition I'm asking he he

died of a drug overdose cuz he had the

same issues that Robin Williams had and

the same issues

that it was accidentally it's all tragic

that's the point is it's all tragic

these are people that you did you cry

yeah shut a tear bed me it was it was

really like were you in the bed like

can't believe no I could move I I could

move on with my [ __ ] life last time I

saw Mission

Impossible [ __ ] out of here he B

okay yo you guys know how I feel about

actors y'all know how I feel about

actors shut the [ __ ] up you

know you guys keep keep that [ __ ] up

okay I got trouble I know you [ __ ]

name some more people like how many more

names

before pass be name a couple more people

same when and when Prince and Michael

Jackson passed away I was like I was I

had a very inconsolable day it was hard

I was sad about Mike Prince

who left who who will [ __ ] you up who

who like the way I had that Mariah

moment you said Larry David H I got a

list like H would

be long list there's a lot of people

[ __ ] me up yeah but sometimes it's the

circumstance Jo will [ __ ] me up oh

[ __ ] like be like you be yo Ian can I

take the spot days five days a week we

can do this for my [ __ ] Joe Jo will

[ __ ] me up Pock up right I wouldn't be I

wouldn't be able to

move D hey what y'all do with that [ __ ]

cars

y did he put my name

[Laughter]

down a [ __ ] you into the

world wait put your name down

where on the in the whe

that's what he's working towards

no my will must be

jump if that's what he's been working

for I feel like it's my job to make this

be less morbid yeah we although I don't

know if you're the best guy for the job

to be honest

so something does need our attention all

right let's get it we got this and this

is very important sure urgent if you

will okay prize picks can wait a second

this is more important always oh man all

right let's do

[Music]

it huh yeah yeah yeah one more again for

the people in the

back in the street

who's yeah

that was [ __ ]

up user us this is Usher it's actually

this is Usher oozing this is Usher and

I'm going to play it one more time play

that again oozing the sheets for the

people in the

[Music]

backet don't switch no lyrics on me now

who's in the streets that's not what he

says that user that is Usher who that is

he forgot his words I don't [ __ ] who

that is I thought it was it's Cru in the

street it's Cru in the street I in Myck

better Cru in the streets I get it but

maybe we did have it wrong no we didn't

you're not going to Mandel affect

me T [ __ ] T us same thing with t saw T P

got it off so he said let me switch mine

up to T um all I do is win no not that

one it was that one too so wait what was

it what did he say it was um everybody's

hands go up and they stay there and they

say yeah and he was he he we was just

saying and they stay there he's like no

I say something else oh he

say he you it's there you could

have user went back and redid some of

these [ __ ]

too he went back and redid some of these

shits too you can hear the new vocals

holy [ __ ] I ain't rolling it's hard to

tell with that little swoop sound right

there I'm rolling he got us Joe no he

didn't he got us turn was a little

swoopy y'all ain't no he got us [ __ ] out

of here you don't got the Acappella

button on your [ __ ] the beat the

beat a product of my environment hard to

to with a little sweepy sweep yeah that

sweepy sweep is [ __ ] it up that [ __ ]

is saying who's in the street he is

because because you're not hearing the

he's saying who's in street has a little

like a cruise to me too I hear what you

hard C hard R it's not really there he'd

have to be like who's in yeah it's a

soft sea it's he's doing a soft sea and

that that's he shouldn't be trying to

correct nothing in 2025 yo listen listen

he should yo who's in the street is mad

thirsty while you in your drop top on a

hot summer day at 7:00 [ __ ] why you

wasn't cruising cruising cruising this

cruising is the fly bragado docious I'm

in my drop top at 7 about who outside

where you at where's because look at the

next lyrics right after that well if you

don't sing along with it n that don't

even go who's in the streets right I'm

looking for who's in the streets cuz I

got this W yeah get the [ __ ] out of here

he's collecting sorry buddy who wrote

the song sorry buddy can we ask somebody

hey yo listen this might be a uh let me

see you got older version no this might

be an official o capella let's see you

know I'm coming we're just baby tell me

what you want to do with me you got to H

for me already baby not this is really

disturbing us okay yeah n this pissing

me off cuz this is the worst one of of

uh all of them

minutes be ready

Usher sexy voice a little thing I like

hey baby tell me what you want to do

[Music]

with all right there we go we heard it

with sorry Usher you're [ __ ] wrong

user just trying to get some talk

going Usher tried it he did that's all

it

work look at the one little thing that

Al do it me do something else yo listen

listen TP and buy you a drink it was and

the real lyrics was and then I'mma take

you home with me but we thought it was O

we I'mma take you home with me it is O

we no it's not definitely o and then no

that's corny he said he clarified it mix

up and then with oo he cuz how he said

it sounds and

and please

it's you crazy I'mma buy you a drink

then you know that feeling you get when

somebody bu yeah you

know you you know the

O so hot a sun peek out and me don't

know how to act out yet girl um all

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all right what else we got to break down

that's important all of that music [ __ ]

sounds boring to me I ain't going to lie

it does believe it I don't care about

none of it let me see what do I have

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uh

okay

and and uh everything is on camera news

nowadays melon something funny but

before melon something funny somebody

else sent it to me so I had already

syned it okay but then I seen something

else and I think it was this girl from

Portland got in a fight wherever she was

from this girl got in a fight and she

got the brakes beat off her

was [ __ ] this girl up but in the

process she dropped her key

fob okay so the girl she beat up took

the key fob and apparently didn't know

each other and went to her house and

rans sacked the whole crib and taped it

oh [ __ ] she [ __ ] that house up broke

the TV the loser of the everything loser

of the fight which made me want to ask

y'all which one you would rather be in

that equation

uh the girl that got beat

up I'd rather be the the person beating

up getting beat up no or the one the

aggressor the aggressor yeah okay I'll

get i'll get beat up before you ruin my

whole house yeah well I've been the

other person already that had walked in

the house and saw [ __ ] [ __ ] up so yeah

I'll take the other side little assho a

so bad yeah I'm going take the other

side you said you'll be the who I said

I'll get beat up before I allow my

entire house to be ran the person got

beat beat up was the one that destroyed

the house yeah that's she got beat up

picked up the key fob and said okay

rather having his house destroyed he

would rather get beat up the choices

between getting your ass beat and

getting your

house I thought he was talking about the

the outc situation the outcome of the

entire situation not the same situation

no because it's the one the girl that

got beat up is the one who rans sacked

the house not the one that beat up yeah

I know that so would you rather be the

would you rather get beat up and have a

chance to go destroy somebody house or

would you rather be would you beat

somebody up and have house have your

house destroy yeah I'm confused why this

is

confusing no was not you know he

said all right thank you Alice Alice and

Betty Alice beat Betty's ass Betty even

went to Alice's house and tore it down

do you want to be Alice or do you want

to be Betty he said i' rather [ __ ] stop

[ __ ] being on this I'm I'm not on his

side he said I'd rather get beat up than

have my house destroyed the person that

got exactly the person that got beat up

destroyed the house so how would you

rather

okay wait y wait y if you talking about

the scenario I'm not done if you're

talking about the scenario we sounding

like to off now like it ain't that deep

this is like the little meme I've seen

somebody was in Jersey City and they

putting the camera at people and it was

like yo James grandson is my son who is

James to me that [ __ ] [ __ ] the hood up

was so confused I feel like this is one

of those moments right here I'm saying

you're right and Mark is right I'm

saying I would rather get beat

up than have my house have my house ran

the winner of the fight got her house

ransacked yes the loser of the fight

ranck the house right so your choice I'm

picking to lose the fight and go R

versus yeah and

go my house be rans he didn't switch it

he didn't switch it he saying the same

he's saying which person in the scenario

be okay y okay it's okay it's cool okay

anyway question all right it's seven

[ __ ]

apples all right let's yo y [ __ ] are y

trolling for

real hold no there's seven people in

this room we all understand it is it

possible we're on the right side that's

not that's not true you're picking

you're being seven people did not agree

three did raise your hand if you agree

to what he said makes sense whether you

agree with them or not it makes sense

now it makes sense now it always made

sense yes the the entire time it made

sense okay n go back it's okay it's okay

it's fine n no I'm getting up I'm moving

I have I'm not going to allow him or you

to do that on camera it's going to

change the energy in this room y both

being playing around and I'm going to

get up and take a break sit down over

there and I'm going come back when I

call cuz I don't want to mess up the

show cuz in my mind I'mma put it in my

brain that y'all played with me and I'm

going to look for opportunity to play

with both of y'all so what I'm going to

do I'm going to take a step over there

as an adult s to myself count to 10 do a

box this is definitely an adult move

want to point out P time out yeah he

took my sorry that is the adult thing to

do when we can't agree on the

hypothetical go take some time take

time go sit alone to

yourself do the math and look Mel was

down with you she left you hanging too

no I was like do a box breath you'll be

fine what a box breath like Navy Seals

on to part two of way too much is caught

on camera in for out for in Newark New

Jersey the pimp parked his car outside

the Catholic Church

yeah and walked in and punch the pastor

and the [ __ ] that I saw it was just a

headline that said yo pimp punches the

pastor over some unpaid debt so I was

like bet I was satisfied I skipped that

one I was satisfied with that so then a

video started playing and I said no they

did not record the [ __ ] well they

record

Church yeah but they I was saying in my

head they better not show that to me oh

no they no and sure enough money walked

up there smooth

too touching the ground white Su in an

Easter

outfit he was there 30 minutes before

the he was yes waiting and what was

funnier is there was a cop behind him

the whole time there was trying to go

get to him trying to get to him to stop

he he Boop bed that guy the guy ran to

the side like all right y'all don't

think we have access to too much now

these vide we should not be seeing these

things yes no we

shouldn't we shouldn't be seeing these

things we shouldn't be hearing everybody

thoughts either

facts or reading them he pushed it pass

yo he's the pimp got up he walked slow

too he didn't rush he the style and dude

knew what it was yeah he KN he knew what

it was you know oh [ __ ] yo y'all [ __ ]

are some [ __ ] up [ __ ] in nework [ __ ]

Hey listen pay your debts do y' do y'all

are y'all for Street Justice or no yes

I'm for Street Justice no I'm not all

right ice is not I am most of the time

yeah Parks uh yeah I'm cool I was

watching the video Parks is flip is a

little bit Mark no [ __ ] he's I'm I'm

I'm you all the way Mark is most of the

time some most times m in the right

circumstances yep absolutely

if if you look look at flip why you so

stupid you know what I'm you could just

let her answer and that be the end why

you got to be all I love her I love her

she know what what you going to say no

no no no you ain't going to trick me I

ain't having to HR me

nope no cuz when they arrested the

pastor dude I was like the pimp dude I

mean the pimp dude I was

like I don't know if it's

right cuz homeboy should have paid you

already true step Ty of services he

should have paid shorty and we know that

that that old ass dude went and took his

ass over there by the junction and

bought some [ __ ] and then and then went

to the [ __ ] yeah and then went to the

pedestal to [ __ ] talk some good God

[ __ ] you know he went that yeah for sure

I didn't know you could do that you

could buy and that says it depended on

anywhere no just anywhere yeah just get

it back to me they got lay away but that

but that speaks to the audacity you're

not going to promise me some [ __ ] don't

pay my worker and then go to work and it

be the church all good and spread the

good word and I know where you at yeah I

know where you going to be and I know

what time you going to be there sorry

buddy don't need to be involved in that

did you did you watch that [ __ ] for real

yes how he walked up there smooth nine

times I watched y that [ __ ] did he slap

him or punched him punched him punch he

knocked that punched

him and his man a do nothing

y'all can't do that CCC and Brooklyn CCC

Church them security guards is [ __ ]

you up leave it alone CCC and Allen CCC

and Allen and queens y'all can't do that

all that pimp walking up shoty them

[ __ ] is [ __ ] you up before you even

get through the door security is

extremely serious in there in those mega

churches oh yeah mega church that's like

get to a superstar oh no they couldn't

do that rest in peace over that

Christian love either he knew where to

do it that oh no you couldn't do that in

Christian no you couldn't do that there

what Christian love I don't know that

was a church that's it's it's in um R

rest in peace that was his church but um

you not walking in there like that we

talking about mega churches I ain't

going to lie this is wrong but the

footage of Bishop Lamont Church getting

robed Lam more whitee

head y'all seen it yes we

did seen the robbery that

he the robbery that he set up I could

choreograph I've seen that [ __ ] like it

was Harlem Nights [ __ ] I've seen that

[ __ ] a million times I'm so glad uh Rus

Jim SS is back by the way me too I

started back yet but yeah he locked up

now right yeah he me like three weeks

ago he's locked up but when you watch

the footage of that church like he you

should have been robbing the church like

this was the church on top [ __ ] there's

no other way that a criminal thought to

rob that church like when they show the

outside view of

it nobody said they got it that's it

right there it's it there yo nobody

called up the homies yo I know where

it's at my [ __ ] that [ __ ] is a mess

that one yeah yeah top of a furniture

store or something [ __ ] I remember Maya

Angelo was at rest a peie was that CCC

[ __ ] they wasn't playing those [ __ ]

they mad aggressive y' [ __ ] is this

the house of the Lord they extremely

aggressive yeah them armor Bears yeah I

don't know why they like that I tried to

walk there with my hat on [ __ ] that [ __ ]

push me to the I said cuz the white

church you can wear your hat it let you

get it off come as you are yeah come as

you are but not the black church Maya

Angelo here they had the lights and [ __ ]

from we so lost as of people [ __ ]

named the whole list of [ __ ] famous

people that they would be destroyed if

they left it wasn't a sign of Maya

Ang it wasn't a great black excellent on

it was Mariah G

Spud L

Banks we will never overcome as a [ __ ]

probably was mad at my

OG's shout out to my

Angela WIS

Dr why keep [ __ ] this y man [ __ ] his

name be a b get off of

[ __ ] philli [ __ ] Drummond

wisan get him the if you don't if you

don't give him the [ __ ]

impossible [ __ ] get out of here so many

more great mov before

devil I've never met anybody else that's

watched that movie what movie what movie

before the devil knows you're dead oh

some theil you know a lot of crazy [ __ ]

mail you and Pa I watch a lot of crazy

[ __ ] I like movies yeah see Philip

Hackman you talked over my [ __ ] Jean

Hackman

tribute I was [ __ ] up I did not [ __ ]

didn't give a [ __ ] about Jean

y stop we care about G we care about G

[ __ ] get on these podcast like come on

somebody say where out here [ __ ] gave

G his

wife 20 seconds junior brid is like

y'all don't be giving a [ __ ] now all of

a sudden y'all got a list who y'all

going to be destroyed about I do got my

list who's on your he said H yeah I got

h on my list um AI is on my list Snoop

is on my list AI like oh Alan ion

these are people that that makes sense

yeah me a lot to me through

childhood hey yeah I'm just saying it's

it's it's people if something happen to

him it'll [ __ ] me up for a

minute how long though like a month nah

nah day okay if I don't know them it's

like a day a day or two in the funeral

if I don't have no personal relationship

with you like KOB knew so I was upset

I'm still upset about but like Michael

Jackson it was like more like that day

then I anchored the funeral and I cried

like during the funeral when Stevie

started singing Stevie saying uh never

you leaveing in in the summer and we was

all [ __ ] up cuz it was like can you

pull that mic close to you oh I'm sorry

the uh know you ain't but 54

[ __ ] the damn

mic um yeah something like that like

just a lot of time it be the tragedy of

it don't be that the person meant that

much to you understand you know I mean

it' be like that this like with Kobe

even if you didn't love basketball and

you didn't know him it's still like

something about somebody at that age

dying and like messes your head up same

thing with Michael Jackson for me same

Michael I was Michael Michael went too

early for me so I was sad as well mhm we

can move on but I'm dying to know who

would have been on y'all list ages ago

before celebr celebrity uh and fame and

groupism took over like anybody that was

like a world

changer nelsonand [ __ ] Nelson Mandela

Tesla you told [ __ ] off

the when mik when Mike died you said

whoever made bread

you got the same [ __ ] Uncle Ben right

rice R Famous Amos Mandela is good

Mandela he that was a good one I didn't

cry though I was damn I didn't cry for

that one now you mention it I was at a

funeral too I I I didn't cry but I was

sad you went to a lot of

funerals

was now I feel like an [ __ ] yeah I

probably should have Mark be trying to

get booked at nigga's funerals to speak

I was for no trying what you mean trying

right as a journalist you got to go I go

to a lot of funeral to cover them and

then I end up just going and staying so

like we went I went to South Africa for

his it was it was it was amazing you

know what it was it was so amazing you

almost didn't have time to be sad cuz it

was so much partying and so much

traveling and all of that stuff it

wasn't he laid in state so you went to

like 12 cities like to follow him be

dead but anyway

yo thank God for technology the obituary

was such a horrible way to learn that

somebody died or open the paper God damn

oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah in the Caribbean they

put that [ __ ] on the TV at night this

person di The Daily Obituaries yeah yeah

yeah yeah on television oh no I think I

rather the paper [ __ ] yeah

yeah watch my show and then I'm [ __ ]

up man can we talk about the [ __ ] up

obituaries though like like later on

[ __ ] some some of the obituaries be

[ __ ] up and nasty [ __ ] and I don't

like it they be leaving it to their kids

they want to go the cheap route this

[ __ ] be the [ __ ] paper uh the

[ __ ] the ink falling I don't like that

[ __ ]

yo problem talk about families getting

nasty with the obituaries too yeah

leaving leaving people out yeah all that

[ __ ] we was beefing with her we don't

like her her name in here it's not time

for you to get your personal grievance

out when somebody passes away you know

you're supposed to follow how they feel

but you can't do that Them [ __ ] be

disrespectful and and spend some money I

a had no it was I was not in my family

my sister died I think I was in one

picture no I was in no pictures as a

matter of fact they had every they had

like cousins aunties [ __ ] responsible

for putting together the Montage her

daughter oh what was your what was her

was rich and he wasn't around [ __ ] I

never I never think that a sibling

should do it yeah I agree but who do you

get to do it though one of the old heads

of the family yeah one that's that's who

should do a older person one of the old

even if it's not an age one of the older

heads in the family that is more

responsible is going to get all the

pictures that talk to everybody that one

that's going to do it right that's going

to

say hey Mark ain't in enough pictures

here person's going to do it right

understand that be [ __ ] up you be at

the funeral sitting there waiting for

your to come off oh they start reading

names you just sitting there that's I

was s there

like like this he was in the front

too was like this in the front head

folded oh they probably they ain't

freeway out freeway outo pictures did

they oh [ __ ] been even worse like y I

was there you sitting there crazy you

can you can tell they they getting to

the end of the

Montage it start getting to the old [ __ ]

he just died pictures like the recent

pictures you're like I know I'm in some

more pictures I wasn't in none damn I

wasn't even in the book yo they show you

they show you a [ __ ] whole life

you at all You' be sitting there looking

at when they was

one oh So speaking of this this is part

of my bill bur review okay Bill bur said

something I thought was really

interesting which

was why are we still having open caskets

oh I was with him on that 100% And he

while yeah that's while he was joking

the more he talked about it I'm like yo

that's totally correct why are we still

having open caskets where we're forcing

people to go look at some dead

[ __ ] lying there who may be made

up right or not be made up right and I

take word if you say that this person is

dead then they died like I don't need to

see the proof right at the top of the

[ __ ] service he not answered the text

so I believe you yeah open cat could

just seem a little I feel like you might

know the history of why there's why we

have open cast that's cast all right

vacuum the fun I really it's a great way

to there we go oh that's the

Roomba vacuum up the font Mark what is

the history of this I mean I'm just

saying like in order to like okay fine

fine fine I'll back away fine I'll back

away be interesting that's that Phil of

dryon more

[ __ ] what do y'all think about this I've

always thought that open caskets were

really [ __ ] creepy yeah it's a really

morbid episode it is it is [ __ ] it um I

just think it's creepy for kids it's

creepy for everybody it's creepy for

everybody it's some funerals I've been

to it allowed you to it's like that last

bit of closure wan to say goodbye I

understand if the kid is old enough for

they head to be peeking up then that's

bad but you don't want to see that but

if they small enough to we you don't

even really you don't know what's going

on up in there they should be done up

they be have

LEDs the kids they be having glass in

that [ __ ] y they be propped up they be

like all right

man bill

they be in there all propped

up all right go ahead go ahead listen

take it away no I'm listening to you I'm

listening to you I'm with you I don't

like seeing that [ __ ] [ __ ] is whack I

like seeing it before start I think yeah

the Wake so like like yeah like when my

dad died the night before you go you

look at him you know say you goodby or

whatever the next day I don't feel the

need to see him again but see the pro

the problem now is cuz everybody ain't

got it so you're doing it all in one

shot yeah ain't no more the Wake used to

be the night before right and then the

funeral was the next day right I just

went to one [ __ ] started at 100 p.m. I

like wait it's starting at 1 and that

was the Wake oh hell no yeah you just

don't get to see him to me you just

don't get to see him I mean some people

like to kiss the body goodbye and all

that stuff yeah you

know what really pissed me off though is

when they start taking pictures well

that's some new [ __ ] I know [ __ ] that

that I don't care what that really

pissed me off when I start see somebody

walking up to the casket

yo fam fam weird do with that hey yo

real quick real quick since we talking

about that I just got a my wife just got

a call that her aunt in Canada wants to

she passing away but she wants to um she

wants help with a company called maid I

think medical assistance and dying yeah

yo and she asked me how I felt about

that but I'm like [ __ ] it's like legal

youth in Asia I don't know I guess that

yeah that's the company that come kill

you faster well no I think I think I

think it's I think I think it's selfish

it's no it's I I know it's so call me

man it's only for terminal patients but

I thought about you but I think I

thought that was it's not selfish if

you're if if you have like two to three

weeks left and the quality of your life

is so you know is just it is

non-existent then but how many times we

hear people how many times we hear

people have two to two to three weeks

left and they live for years that is

that is a fact you know what I'm saying

ma'

so I'm going to I'm going to back out of

this conversation apologize I think I

think y'all have to it's called ma

though you know you know about it right

man if if you're in misery I think

people I think people would right to die

with dignity and I think people should

should make own make their own choice