Fight or Flight

The thoughts, views, and opinions

expressed by this podcast whose bulleted

hosts are for entertainment purposes

only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is

not real. No one is exposing, revealing,

indicting, or telling you anything about

themselves. Also, we do not encourage

you to try this at home. We are trained

professionals who do not have your best

interest at heart or our

own. Enjoy the show. Turn this mic on

right this way. Boy, we are I just said

to our good sister Mel, yo, do you have

anything that maybe could take this

episode to the next level and I said my

shining winning personality and then

here comes Flip which has not taken

Okay, [ __ ] off.

I mean, tell the story that you told

behind the scenes, how you ended up in

some Colombian's car and they asked you

to go to Europe that tracks

to they asked you to be a drug mule.

That's so on brand, by the way. And you

said, "I don't know how they ended I

ended up in their car." You said, "You

don't know how you ended up in a

meeting." That's the part that's on

brand. Then then Po asked you, "Were you

on drugs?"

This is turned into a whole different

type of podcast. I didn't know we was

doing that. Can you please tell the

story, please? Okay. Wait, let me

preface it with this. So, we're writing

on the board and we were talking about a

couple of basketball players who got

super duper scammed, right? So then the

next line is craziest scams you've ever

heard or been involved in. So I'm I'm

going to ask, is this where we want to

start? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Because

some of us, Melissa Savannah,

are not and haven't been scammers. And

so when you ask that question in the

room, and the closest I came was when

[ __ ] the Feds was on Big Face. Oh,

that's my man.

Fed closest I've been to a scam is when

the feds was on big face. We was on the

half blowing it.

Big face. What up, boy? Big big face. I

miss you, boy. We home, [ __ ] Yeah, I

know. I know. At least in free. I just I

said I miss you. I miss you, Big. He

tried to get me to go to Long Island to

one of his spots and talk to me about

some [ __ ] Yo, Big Face, stop. No, me

too. Me, too. I seen Big Face in the

club. Big Face Big Face was looking

good. Yo, I like when I like when I see

my [ __ ] that was scamming 20 years ago

and put the scams behind them and they

still look good. Yeah, he pulled up in

some big skinny was looking good. Car

looking the way it's supposed to be. So,

man, I don't have like a scammer. I

always lived by the law. Okay. You on

the other end I had I have a I have a

little bit of a checkered past. That

latch key kid [ __ ]

You were surviving y'all. I was I was I

I was in survival mode up until a couple

of years ago. [ __ ]

A

couple a couple a couple of years when

you couple until you got come here.

Until you got him here, right? Until you

until you caught a lick of him here,

right? No, that's Jason Lee ain't look

out for you. No, listen. But wait, but

that's part of Mel's trauma a little

bit.

That's part of Mel's trauma. And we're

not dissecting Mel. She can't get away.

Trauma is survival mode on my own.

There's nobody I got to do what I got to

do. So, I'm out here. And in that, some

[ __ ] got to get scammed.

Can we please let her tell us about

being a drug? Yo. Yo, when I'm in when

we in survival mode, my [ __ ] fight.

What is it? Fight or flight. Somebody

has to get the better end of the deal.

Sorry. Tell them, man. Sorry, y'all.

Sorry, Mandy. Your views ain't going to

be like ours.

You're not going to be able to win a

Gracie with your stubby ass. She looks

good. Stop it. And she moved to Atlanta.

Huh? She went out there. She had to

move. New York was getting rough. Some

people left LA, came right to New York.

Some people was about that [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] you to fight or flight. Hold

on. Hold on. Stop. Fight or flight. You

done freeze. I got

mail. I got Let's go. Get on. I want to

betray you so bad. Mel in her

thoughts. Mel got to keep it cute. She

was keep it cute. These [ __ ] get with

no [ __ ] Gracie

on their own. Gracies are a big thing.

It's a big thing, man. Grace got a

little Grace for Gracie. And whatever

Atlanta's Gracie is, hopefully she gets

it.

That's hate. That's hate. And that's

disgusting. Hopefully Mandy wins her.

There's no Atlanta Grace. It's one

Gracie, [ __ ] I Google Hopefully she

wins her just award.

Rest in peace, Justoast. That remind me

of when all you New York [ __ ] that

thought y'all was nice was going up to

Harlem to the Justto Awards trying to

win and got

ragged raggedy.

you not enough talk happens about what

was going on at the Justto Awards and

how all you lyrical miracle New York

[ __ ] was up there selling ass trying

to win one. Rest in peace. Rest in

peace, bro. You know how many years they

tried to get me to the Justto

Awards tracks for me. Did you win a

just? No, I would never. No, I couldn't

win a Just awards. Yeah, come on, man.

You know what time it is. This [ __ ] if

he ain't about to come up here and that

was when a [ __ ] everybody was out all

the gangsters was out waiting right

there [ __ ] Tom come up there me web n

[ __ ] Chaz [ __ ] been [ __ ] bring

all these [ __ ] world everybody

everybody got artist [ __ ] why no no no

no no we're not coming here they got

their own corners too we not coming here

parking lot pimping you [ __ ] about to

get shot outside talking about I want to

win a just award I'll pass I'll pass

anyway yeah you [ __ ] ain't got graces

Nope. And and my girl having grace. See,

by not even talking about you [ __ ]

not having graces.

All right, I'm done. I will always have

grace. So yeah, back to you. Back to

you. Back to you being a drug. Sorry. I

went off on the Gracie Award is lit.

Thank you. It is a It is a big deal. She

wouldn't even come in here until she got

nominated. Yeah, cuz she I knew before,

but she wouldn't announce it. So, I

wasn't going to announce it. I

definitely did not want to announce a

nomination. You know what I mean? Why

not? Why? Because no, because if I lost,

then I'd have to be like, "It was an

honor just being nominated." Why you

can't [ __ ] humble, huh? Wait,

it is our honor just honor. Sure. You

humbled yourself. Got to New York. Sure

it is. It is. Let me tell you something.

Out of the two cities, New York is the

hardest is the harder one. That's what I

said. New York is the hardest. You had

to come back. The harder city to live

in. That's fact. But I just did because

I just didn't want to do. You were

nominated but you didn't win. I just

listen nominated. They can't even say

that to you. I listen. I got

[ __ ] screaming at me from the

[ __ ] nose bedleeds all day

long. Well, you did. You did. I know.

But listen. Okay. We can't even hear the

nose blew. Okay. Listen. The point is is

that R. Kelly said he saw it with a gun

in a nose blade. No, you did.

I just I'm I'm just I just want to be

humble about the whole situation. But

thank you guys for being my

cheerleaders. So please tell us. Okay.

Anyways, back to the scamming. Um tell

tell yourself, please. 20 years old. I

was unemployed. It was a tough year.

That was a [ __ ] up year. And somehow

someway somebody that I was loosely

associated with presented this option to

me. It was like an all expense trade to

trip to Europe. And all I had to do was

just take some money over there and then

collect something and bring it back. All

you had to do.

And so I remember just this clandestine

meeting happening in a car outside my

house. Three people is the word of the

day. Three people in the car that I

don't know who they are other than the

guy I loosely have an association with.

This was at your house. Yeah. Can I ask

a question? Were your parents home? Um,

don't do it. Well, my my my mom maybe

was there. Yes. I don't know. Yo, did

your mom Stop. Stop. Stop. I said don't

do

it. Go ahead. What's wrong with you? You

know, come on, man. My My mom had a lot

going on in her own life. You know, she

was a single she was a single parent at

this point. So, it was hard to keep

track of her 20-year-old daughter who

was like God knows what what she was

getting into. So, I'm outside in the

car. It's like up the block from the

house. So my mom doesn't even know where

I'm at. I could be at the store, you

know? I could be at the gym. It's like

when my dogs used to escape.

I just had no idea. They was just at the

gas station just like, "Yo, yo, your

dogs are now they left. Yo, Mel was just

roaming free." I was roaming free. So

we're inside the car. It's snowing. It's

the dead of winter. and they're just

explaining the whole situation of how

we're all going to travel together, you

know, with this with money and all we

have to do is collect these packages and

then bring them back. We got packages.

We got a we got a couple of days in like

Amsterdam and whatnot. And I don't know,

something about the whole situation

seemed a little shady. So I Yeah. So I

didn't end up going through with it, but

it was tempting at the time because 911,

right? Or pre This is pre Got it. Yeah.

This is pre cuz I was off. You could

have got You could have got off. I was

20. Yeah. Yeah. You should have did

that. I mean, I might not be sitting

here talking to you'all about it. No,

you'd have got off. You would have got

off. So, anyways, I didn't end up doing

it. I I got This time this time, yeah, I

didn't end up doing it. I feel like this

ran across your desk a few times in

life.

Maybe one more time. Maybe one more

time. But that was definitely like go to

Mexico and free my girl. Free my girl

Rocky who who used to do the Youngberg

demos who was taking that little drive

across the highway and then they pulled

her over. They got her with the pill.

Her story just wasn't the same as her

own girl. She just had they got her with

all the all the all the work they got

her. Oops. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait,

wait. What's the update on that story? I

don't have the update. Oh, I thought you

said cuz they both got locked up. Rocky

and the other girl got locked up. Okay,

they both did. Cuz you said the story

was different from the home girl. Oh,

because when the cops pulled him over,

they said, "Where the stories didn't

match, guys." I thought you talking

about the outcome. You got to go down.

You got to go down. Free Rocky. Yo, I

was just speaking on her too before she

I don't know. Sometimes you got to Rocky

is fire. Super fire. That's a lot of

talent in the jail. Super flame on.

Sometimes Sometimes music [ __ ] get

tough. It do. Yeah. Hey, always got to

have a side hustle. Got to make it. You

know why? Yeah. Anybody out there with a

side hustle? Got we going to send you a

pack. Yeah. A little care package, some

oodles and noodles or something. Some

socks. Just when you come home, remember

we sent you that package. There you go.

Oodles and noodles.

Yo, hey, I ain't going to lie. I do burn

[ __ ] like that. Just send [ __ ] Hey,

here look at your account.

And then remind them. I do. And then

remind them. Remind them in a second

way. Remember you got that money a few

months back? Remember what you going to

do? Remind them. Flip the network. No,

don't flip the whole new meaning to flip

the network. about we just we just talk

about random sending things like we I

love you just hey that [ __ ] means

something in the time of need it it it

sits in their heart so why you got to

remind them there you don't remind them

your face reminds them you give them a

look

hey don't talk I cuz I would feel too

lame reminding them verbally but I do

actions like just walk

slow down while they walk you remember

me no I go I used to do that I thought

it was just having a sincere and genuh

genuine heart until until my girl must

gotten my cash out. Now you can't do it

no more. This [ __ ] was like this [ __ ]

was like No, the [ __ ] Yo, the [ __ ] up

part. You can't even have a sincere and

genuine heart anymore. That's true.

That's the tough part relationship [ __ ]

Yo, you can't even send some of your

[ __ ] home girls who might be in need

a little 2K pack. You know, a little

random 25 pack real quick. Here. Yeah.

Just for you. Just cuz it's Friday. Just

for you. Yeah. Come on, man. I want

nothing. Just trying to be just trying

to be of service walking in the Lord's

light. You know what's even more [ __ ]

up though? The fact that you still tried

to get it off at your age number one and

your circumstances. Like you just don't

give a [ __ ] You are a belligerent man,

bro. You against the law. Like you just

go against everything. You know what you

go through. You know when she pull up,

she going through it. If you for

whatever she do and you still try to get

it off. I don't do no more. Get Venmo,

[ __ ]

Don't do that. Get PayPal. Vimmo will

snitch. You are bugged out. I don't do

that no more. You did. You still trying

to get that. But I don't know about

that. I I stop. I Yo, you was still

trying to get that [ __ ] off, son. I'm

retired. You got to take it back. And

then you have You got to go to Western.

Go to Western Union, [ __ ] I had a

fight in there. But you go

Money Gram. No, I am retired, boy. It's

over for that. And I can tell. We can

always tell when you get it get tricky

in content creator land. Like if you got

a good and genuine and pure heart,

tricky trick is gets tricky. Yeah. Like

you have a good little February, you

start just spreading the wealth a little

bit, making sure everybody have a a nice

little February. Did March slow up? No,

I'm just saying. Then your girl go your

cash app. It look like you've been

sending Valentine's Day money

everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. But that ain't

right. You just had a lit February

trying to spread the you mean a little

4K pack. You got to send it on the 11th

and the 18th, [ __ ] No, I stop. I don't

send it no more. I love you, baby. I

don't do that no more. Shout out to

shout out. I don't do that no more.

Shout out. Shout out. There you go.

Clean it up. Shout out. Cuz the other

part of that [ __ ] stop following the

rules, too. Now, let's talk about Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, you get too friendly. Follow

the rules. We don't talk about that. We

don't hold y'all accountable. Yeah. Now

we talking. We don't hold y'all

accountable because a lot of times how

the wives and the girls find out is

because y'all slip up. Let's go. They

don't slip up. They slip up crazy. They

not slipping up. They don't slip up.

They doing that [ __ ] Slip up.

Intentional. Same [ __ ] to me. What are

the rules? The rules is you get that

pack, shut the [ __ ] up and lay down.

Keep that [ __ ] pee and keep it the same

way.

There's one rule. Shut the [ __ ] up. It's

one rule that encompasses many rules.

Got it. You got it. Okay. If I say hold

it down. Yes. Hold it down is the rule.

Yes. Hold it down. Okay. Unfortunately,

that is interpreted differently by the

many different hoes out there. Facts.

Hold it down. Turn it. I want her to

know. If I send you if I send you a if I

send you a 2K pack,

don't retweet my video out of nowhere

and put like little [ __ ] on the bottom.

Don't do that.

Don't like my page out of nowhere when

you haven't been liking it when we've

been keeping the pee and as soon as I

send you a pack, our girls, our wives

are going to look and make the

connection. It's true. Stay quiet,

[ __ ] Now you magically Sorry. Stay

quiet. No, you talking to him. Now you

magically posting podcast clips, [ __ ]

You ain't never posted a podcast a Joe

Button podcast clip. Never. And you

think nobody sees it. My girl seen it.

No, she don't. They're good. My girls

know that your girl see it. My girl

ain't know that you ain't never post no

Joe Button podcast clip before. Now you

talking about some haha Joe but so

funny. Joe But ain't never been so

funny.

And why you think he's so funny? We not

even allowed to be funny. Yeah. Why you

think my [ __ ] so funny? Now I got an

eye on you. Now you going to [ __ ]

girls page every day.

You doing weirdo [ __ ] You sending subs

to the girl. Corny. Corny. M they don't

hold it down no more me. And you would

think you would. [ __ ] That little

random two, three, and 4K [ __ ] was of

service.

That was a help. If you held it down,

you could have got more. If this was a

reoccurring thing, why would the

behavior change?

Who knows, Mel? Who knows? You can maybe

explain to us the mind of a woman. I

cannot. I No, because Cuz why? Cuz you

hold it down. Down. You giving me money.

I'm shutting up. No. No. Male, please.

Not today. Listen. All right. Well, let

me make an announcement first. Let me

let me make an announcement first. Yo,

audience. Yeah. Let me just make an

announcement first. Audience, we are

going to start this podcast shortly

because I hate when the podcast just

gets started and then parks hold up the

prospect's name. We are. Number one, we

are going to start this shortly. Number

two, Ish is not here. So if you're

sitting home dressed in your little

Israelite outfit with your little bow

tie on wanting to hear some [ __ ] red

pill

jargon if you're sitting at home and

oh [ __ ] oh

[ __ ] god shish is home with uh with an

emergency shout to ish but back to you

is like [ __ ] you [ __ ] I ain't got the

ish could be my man and I can say [ __ ]

y'all. You still mad at his man Simon.

So, if y'all want to cut off the

broadcast right this second and stand

firm in your Israeliteness, please by

all means. The [ __ ] you still mad at

Simon, this man that be sending those

messages, right? I don't like that

[ __ ] I know you don't like I don't

like him. I don't like him one bit. Yo,

is that [ __ ] that [ __ ] really sends is

not lying. No, he's not lying. He Yeah.

Look, [ __ ] Oh, that's the dude in his

DM. Shows him all the comments. Some

little chat GPT friend. Oh, wow.

her. Mel. Yes. You asking the room if we

think you could hold it down. Is that

what you ask in the room? Mhm. Go ahead,

y'all. She asked y'all. Short answer.

No.

I think Mel holds it down. No, she

don't.

[Music]

She She might have held something, but

Mel don't hold it down like that. It's

But came in and let us know that things

are happening. It's But it's okay now.

She

we this is how she got in the cult,

[ __ ] Cuz she held it down, [ __ ]

Yeah, I stand with M. Me, too. Yeah,

man. You're not tricking me.

Paint me. Yeah, she might have a statue

of limitations on her own uh internal

statute of limitations, her own clock.

Sometimes there's a statute of

limitations and some and sometimes

sometimes they don't deserve to have

[ __ ] held down. Sometimes they don't.

All right. Well, other people they kept

it pee the whole time. So I held it

down. What's keeping the P to you? That

kept you quiet. Huh? What's What's

What's keeping the P? We It's reciprocal

energy. It's just reciprocal energy.

Your bank account was clean. They kept

they kept it. It was reciprocal energy.

That's all I'm going to say. Because

somebody Let me ask your question. It it

it invalidates you. Here's the thing.

Because if I stop keeping it P, that

means that you have to stop keeping it

P. Just because I stop keeping it P, you

got to still keep it P cuz that puts you

in a different stratosphere of penis.

It

does. Stop keeping it P cuz I stop

keeping it P. I do like a different

stratosphere. Penis. Pyphen. Penis.

Nest. Yes. Sorry. Not penis. Got you.

Nest. Yes. That's the ultimate in

keeping it holding it down. When is when

they stop and you just continue. Put a

long bleep through this. Oh [ __ ] All

right.

Hey, put a long bleep through this.

Okay. Cigar shenanigans. You You got it.

That no Mel, you know how many faces you

came in here and made on these episodes.

You know how many times you pan to the

[ __ ] camera making faces and rolling

your eyes and [ __ ] Now

unbeep. Unbeep. Unbeep. Yeah. I just had

to learn my good sister in Christ. Oh

yeah. I just had to learn my good sister

in Christ. She exposed that. Unbeep.

That's what I just said. She exposed.

But wait situation

[Applause]

will

[Music]

arise. But you got to be smart about it.

You got to be about Listen, we beat

that. You exposing bleak. We beat that.

They only time I see. They have no idea.

We see that. I don't recall my face

talking at all. All right. All right.

I'm sorry. Don't worry. Don't worry for

the podcast. Savannah. Listen, I know my

face talks when a lot of times when

Mike Check1212, rest in peace, Val

Kilmer. I know he's white, but he meant

a lot to me. Val, he meant a lot to Val

Kilmer is a great white. Godamn. I

dedicate this episode to him. Also a

reminder of just how long Nicole Kidman

has been her. It go.

Yes, sir. I can't wait to hear your pop

players. Going for the best crew in the

universe.

Still here with you

post no. Come on now. Huh?

You got over 10 years of just being here

with y'all.

[Applause]

One of the things about this content

creation [ __ ] man, you got

to you got to be

consistent. They got to be able to rely

on you. You know what I mean? Year in

and year out.

They got to be able to wake

up on a Wednesday morning or whatever

morning you drop and know that you going

to be there like the goddamn Jackson 5.

Man, it's important. Life will throw a

lot of curve balls your way. Keep this

applause going for the best group in the

world. Hey, life will throw a lot of

life your

way. It'll be tough some mornings to

wake up and had a discipline.

Wake up and have the focus and the

concentration, the wherewithal, the

rest, the

sleep to do what the [ __ ] you got to do

out there. So, your product is on time

for the people. I see a lot of y'all

outside a lot. outside a lot in the

night time, lacking

rest, not getting the proper sleep and

sex and

food, not taking care of yourself,

getting rubbed

on. Uh getting your lower back rubbed on

with some

ointments.

Uh taking some time out of a very busy

morning. Go get yourself a

facial. It's a lot of y'all out there

that don't do it. You feel like less of

a man, like a

pansy. You think it's about the act.

It's about the mental. It's about the

mental

exercise that a good Manny and Petty are

do for you. Keep this applause going for

the people out there that understand. It

ain't about my [ __ ] toenails getting

clipped, you [ __ ] ass

[ __ ] It's about getting the bucket

with the hot water.

Oh,

I like it when she put the spa treatment

up your cat.

Come on now. Wrap it in the saran wrap.

Come on. Douse you down with the water.

Stop playing with her at all. It ain't

about a penny. Not at all. You [ __ ] ass

[ __ ] [ __ ]

It's the equivalent of a bathroom trip

to yourself for isolation when your

[ __ ] is annoying you. Facts. It's about

alone

time. Going to Starbucks by yourself

or

starlet or starlet.

Being on spaces by ourselves.

Get away from us. Get away from us. Get

away. Give me some space. I just need

some time. That [ __ ] My time is your

time. But right now is my time. Come on

now. Come on. Come on. You don't got to

be down with everything. God damn it.

Come on. I just want to be quiet. You

see, you see me on the laptop. You see

me doing my [ __ ] to myself and you want

to have a conversation right now. Can

this [ __ ] wait? You want to talk about

the [ __ ] food and kitchen [ __ ]

we can talk about it later. We I love

you. Take your time, pastor. There's no

love. I love you. When I love you, I

love you. But at the same time,

sometimes we need alone time. We got to

think this mind right here. It has a

bunch of little things running and we

just need to come. You're a [ __ ]

girl. You have no idea how I'm keeping

this [ __ ] house up and

running. You don't know. Oh, I'm not

just on a laptop. I'm on [ __ ]

chase. I'm moving around the money.

[Music]

[ __ ] taxis. I'm working and sweating

and still trying to show up and be a man

for

you. Yes.

All right. Woo. Pass the collection

play. Jesus [ __ ] All right. Took him to

church. All right. Now, let's bring it

down. We back, man. Feel good. If only

we had an organ player. We needed that.

We need No, we need that drummer. The

one in the wall. We need the drummer,

though. Oh, Lord. All right. What

episode is this? A14. Oh, yeah. When he

get going, that's what you needed. When

he get going with a little light drum on

the side, that's it.

Hey, when that little trouble got on the

side on the side of the church. Yeah. He

thought he thought he passed to go grab

a

napkin, boy. All right. This is trouble

for me. We've been over it though. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. We've been over it.

We've been

over to your

churches. Our

father is some dope [ __ ] You just stand

up or sit down and listen.

They have you in your church. We got to

stand mad times too. Like stop. Y got

the little kneeling [ __ ]

too [ __ ] Yeah.

Come back. They trying to make a little

weird when you think about Hey yo, black

church. We don't need We don't need

that. We don't need the book in front.

Y'all y'all [ __ ] be sing along. Can you

pull the book? Go to him number 77. Him

number 77. Yeah. Nah, we good.

[ __ ] Why y'all churches? Hey, this

should be like 20 verses. That should be

bad.

But y'all never thought to change it.

Like do something different. Out of my

control, man.

I suggested it, but hey man. Oh my lord.

Let's get it. Y'all are stupid. Oh man.

Welcome to episode 814. Welcome to

episode 814 of the Joe Button podcast.

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Uh, I'm your humble, gracious, grateful,

happy to be here, host. My God does not

play about about me. Let that be a

constant reminder to any of my enemies

that may be listening to the broadcast.

He does not play about me. It's

important to note. Now, I'm here with

some really great people to my right.

You've seen them before. Stop playing,

man. That's right. Stop playing, man.

She ain't moved to Atlanta. She ain't

moved. You're about to see me on that

red carpet at the Gracie Awards.

M.

And I know we ain't wearing that Free

People [ __ ] No, we are not. I know we

not wearing that custom [ __ ]

Big

[ __ ] here.

Hey, it's my girl

big. Shout out to y'all. Write it down.

All right. No, for the rest of the I'm

right here and right for the rest of the

broadcast. We love him. We have fun. Yo,

that's funny. I know Mel going to step

out though. I'm joking around, but I

know Mel going to step out. Oh, for

sure. Of course she is. Go ahead, Mel.

And we hope you do. Yeah. And we hope

you do. Be watching. Mel ain't skipped a

leg day set since she won that great

sequ. I have not. Holy [ __ ] All right.

Big Mel is in the building. The legend

herself. Uh the legend himself. Queens

flip. Queens get the money is here. Big

freeze the freeziest. Mr. take it

further himself is here. Ice is here. Am

I finest? Big parks is here. Po is here.

Cory's here. Erikson is here. I don't

think Ian or Kee are here. Thank god I

get a [ __ ] break from that Ian

show. Savon and Tann are here by remote.

Last but certainly not least, each and

every one of you guys are here. What's

popping? What's popping? What's popping?

No, we here, man. What's popping? We are

here. We're here, man. Is anybody doing

anything fun this weekend that I I may

be able to exploit for the benefits of

the broadcast? Did anybody call anybody

that that they work with and go to a gym

work out? Did anybody go to anybody's

kids birthday party? Did anybody go to a

play and see somebody that they work

with out? I got to ask all the questions

[ __ ] with y'all. I went and got a

facial by um your girl.

Oh, Taj. Mhm. My girl Taj. Yeah, you

didn't want to share the information,

but it's cool. We found each other.

Somehow you find all my people. I do. I

do. I do. Is a very small community out

here. That's that fight or flight [ __ ]

Yeah. Shout out to Tash. Shout out to

TSH. We love you. She is the bomb. I'll

be there soon though. Tosh is great.

Yes, she's amazing. So, that was what I

did this week. All right. But what are

you doing this weekend? I'm working hot

and bothered [ __ ] It's just this just

the grind. The grind. This is how I won

a Gracie award. The grind. The grind.

The grind. The grind. Yo, man. If you

don't stop, then you won no one. Yo,

like don't don't try to go in for number

two. You won one. You got a shout out at

the Yeah. Totes. And let me tell you

something. You know what? This opened up

the door for me. Tell me to find out how

to get nominated for all the rest.

Really? I'm coming for NAACP award.

Girl, you not black like that. If you

don't get the hilarious, what you know

about Martin Luther King, [ __ ] What

you know about Malcolm X? I have a

dream. Third Good Marshall. I have a

dream that I will win an NAACP award.

I'm manifesting that. Don't get in my

[ __ ] way. I'm sorry. I'm not

I'm rooting for you. I won't. So, you

better go sit down with Al Al Sharpton

and the [ __ ] and you'll win one. You

girl. You know how she win though. Hey,

Al. Yeah. Come on. Hey, go put that [ __ ]

on and text Al.

I'll be right there, [ __ ]

be there and I met all over for the next

10 years. You remember the Al Sharpton

selfie?

[ __ ] ever.

I remember when I seen Al Sharpton in

Puffs

at his house. Oh, that's bad to say. I

don't know. I mean, every party I'm like

h Okay. For a long time. Interesting.

mental

note of all the people. I was shocked.

That was a fresh burn. That [ __ ] fresh.

Did you see Eddie Long there, too? No.

Oh, let it go. Let it go. I'm about to

say. Who's Eddie Long? Bishop. Let it

go.

Let it go.

That [ __ ] Al had to Never mind. Come

on. Well, it was Big Al. Little Al, huh?

It was Big Al or Little Al? Little He

had He was smaller. Oh, yeah. Okay. It

wasn't Big Al Big Not Big Al. Big Al was

a gaffler. Little Al. He Not Big Al.

Shout out the album. Yeah. Um All right.

Anywhere you guys want to start? It's a

weekend. I'm on [ __ ]

Well, do we want to start with um RIP

Val Kilmer and like talk about his body

of work? I mean, [ __ ] Yes, we should

start here. Rest in peace, Val Kilmer.

Mark since he got hired normally handles

the rest in pieces. He does and he

smokes them [ __ ] So he's going to be

having him on deck already. Yeah. So now

that he's not here, take it away. Yeah.

Yeah. You got to do it, Mel. All right.

Well, RP Val Kilmer. He was like I was

reading in this article where it was

just it was talking about how, you know,

he was kind of a mercurial figure on

sets and I was like, let this have been

something about a woman. It would have

been like she was a [ __ ] [ __ ] But

anyways, whatever. He was Mark would not

have done that. Mark, he was Mark

wouldn't whatever you're doing right

now. Mark, he would have

th it's not it's not a shot to Val at

all. Okay. He not a shot at anybody

right now. Not a not a more of a shot at

Time magazine cuz y'all are on some

[ __ ] Okay. Oh, by highlighting

that, you're saying that part. Yes. Got

it. Okay. Just let the tribute be the

tribute. Don't talk about highlighting

the highlight. Highlights the high. No.

Yes. Part. Yeah. Rest in peace, Val.

Okay. Rest in peace, Val Kilmer. So, do

we have like a f favorite, you know,

role that he's ever played? He He's

playing Jim Morrison. Jim Morrison.

Yeah. In the Doors. Yes. Smoked. That

one was a big one. Tombstone. Mhm. Let's

go, Fox. Don't get white [ __ ] I just

like Batman and and uh what's he okay?

With him and um I like That's it. That's

all. Yeah, that was a him and Tom Cruz

was in uh Top Gun. Top Gun and then Top

Gun Maverick. Maverick. Yes. Yes. Yes. I

mean, listen, Ma'am, we need you to go

into your movie bag because me, I

watched a few, but I'm familiar with who

he is. You know, I'm a Batman guy, but

give me something else. Okay, little

known fact. Oh, here we go. There is a

movie called True Romance. And it Yeah,

great movie. If you've never seen the

movie, you got to watch it. It came out

in 1993. It was written by Quinton

Tarantino, but it was directed by Tony

Scott. And it has everybody in it like a

typical Quinton Tarantino movie. I mean,

it has James Gandalfini, it's got Brad

Pitt, it's got um Christian Slater,

Patricia Arette, it's got everybody in

it. Val Kilmer's in it, but you never

really actually see him because he plays

the role of Elvis.

His his um guardian angel, right? And

most people never figure that out. Get

out. Wow. Yeah. Get out of here. Just a

little trivia little piece of trivia

trivia. I never knew that. Yeah. Whoa.

Parks, did you know that? I did. I never

knew that. I haven't seen True Romance

in a long time. All of us something. All

right. Val Kilmer was Elvis. Val Kilmer

played the role of Elvis, Christian

Slater's guardian angel in True Romance.

No. Yeah. Like I feel like Val Kilmer, I

would have to pull up his [ __ ] movie,

but I feel like in his later years, he

was like just in some offspr D movies

that I love. I was like, "Oh [ __ ] look

at Val right there." Like, and I don't

remember the name of him more so than

his blockbusters.

Uh, later on, let me look. I have his

discoraphy up. Top Gun Maverick. Of

course, we said that.

I don't see much because in 2014 he was

diagnosed with um throat cancer and he

had two tracheotoies and it affected his

vocal cords. It did. And so um basically

he just he really couldn't perform. So

he did this uh they they uh put out a

documentary called Val and it really

kind of showed you know just kind of all

aspects of his life and you know kind of

his eccentricity and stuff like that but

also just how difficult the cancer

diagnosis and just the treatment was.

Jesus. Yeah. So but that's actually not

what he ended up passing away from.

Pneumonia. Pneumonia. Yeah. Yeah. So 65

years old. So rest in peace Val Kilmer.

He was rest he was a wonderful

performer. Lots of tributes coming in

from you know the Hollywood community.

He he was dope. He was dope. He was

dope. Mhm. Yeah. Rest in peace Val

Kimmer. We love him. We love him.

Absolute legend. And if you young people

have never seen the movie Heat, please

watch that. Greatest shootout ever. If

you've never seen Heat, please cut off

the broadcast right this second. This

ain't Yeah, this ain't at all. Go pull

it up on your little red stick. Whatever

Monty be using. Whatever that little

tube thing is. Pull it up, man. Go

ahead. Mhm. What a flick. Shout out to

the people that get to see Heat for the

first time. Oh, man. Heat. Good fellas.

Casino. Rest in peace, Val Kilman. White

people in morning right now.

All right. All right. All right. All

right. All

right. Slow news week. Not much to get

to, but uh

I knew that

was a [ __ ] He didn't waste any of my

money. All right. No. No. That's not

right.

Like mother. It's not working. No,

that's not right. I'm sorry. I take it

back. That was crazy. No, I take it back

cuz I didn't know where y'all wanted to

go from there. Like I don't know. I

don't know. So, and that's true. It

might be some other important. What

is any anywhere in the world? Anywhere

in the world y'all want to go, I'm down

to go

side. This is the remix. This is the

remix. This is the remix. This is the

remix.

Hey, shout to the content creators out

there. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a

minute. Wait a minute.

Now, wait a minute. So we have this

little tradition here that we do when

content creators take a fall like parks

on an historious street not looking at

the

sewer. We have this thing we do where

when any of our peers fail, our

contemporaries fail out there. We play

this little jingle by queen. Another one

bites the dust, man. Not to highlight

the failure, but to highlight the

mistakes. to highlight the mistakes you

want to avoid making

so that you don't fall to the same fate.

It's more so it's more so about that.

Sure. Uh our good brother Adam22

recently put out a video

and I will pull the video up in a

second. He put out a video recently

talking about the state of No Jumper. No

jumper is or was or has been a large

part in the content creation community.

Has what? Right there. Right on there.

Yep. They have been an instrumental part

in the content creation community for

quite some time. That's true.

Uh we had Adam22 on our show somewhere

in what 2021 2022 somewhere around there

in Park. Oh [ __ ] my bad. uh at Parkses.

We pressed them a little bit. Got a lot

of backlash from the audience. Left it

alone. Time will tell. God don't play

about

me. You know what I mean? Hey, there's

opinions, there's internet fodder, and

then this what happens when God start

just making [ __ ] happen. These [ __ ]

fall flat on concrete every time. It

never [ __ ] fails. And I don't want to

even talk about Adam too much. I want to

talk about all of the Adam cheerleaders

that had their pompoms out a few years

ago telling me about all the money that

Adam made. Oh yeah, it was a bunch of

y'all. They had a list. A list went out.

Yeah. A list was out. A list. A goddamn

list went out and everybody had Adam

just like some wild number. I was like,

"All right.

All of a sudden, all of my black friend

content creators was [ __ ] experts on

what what white porn dick

made. All of a sudden, these [ __ ] was,

"Oh, you selling dick though. I don't

know. I don't know. Joe, you sell his

wife. You told the porn show site is

[ __ ] on camera. Shut the [ __ ]

up." The [ __ ] were y'all talking to with

all of that hooting nanny? But anyway,

Adam has put out a clip and this is like

friendly smoke. This ain't real smoke

because I hate to see Nah, that's a lie.

Let me not lie. Let me not lie. I don't

hate to see it. I thought he was

trolling. That's not true. Honestly,

when it went out, I thought some April

[ __ ] Well, let me be clear. Adam

ain't broke. Like, I don't want [ __ ]

to to misconrue what I'm doing and what

I'm saying here. I'm just having fun

with one of the people that I like to

have fun with when they hit their head.

You know, like when you tell your son,

"Don't touch that." And then they touch

it and you walk in the room and they got

that stupid [ __ ] face on. Did they

touch it? Touch the [ __ ] And you sit

there like, "I told your ass. Didn't I

just tell your [ __ ] dumb ass not to

touch that?" Good for you. This is like

what I'm doing with Adam. There's not a

real beef. Actually, Adam hit me when he

was in New York to say, "Hey, me and

Whack is in town. Maybe we'll come

through and [ __ ] chop it up." I

dubbed it, but there's no beef about it.

So, Adam put out a clip talking about

how he's closing No Jumper, which again,

I don't think Adam Adam is far from

broke. He's just doing some uh

rebranding, finagling, and moving some

monies around cuz his lawsuits

happening. The feds was just at my door.

Like I got a lot of life [ __ ] going on.

These content creators never show you

that part. I hate them all. I hate every

last [ __ ] one of them. They never

show you the part about when life just

get to going around them. They always

want to disappear for a little bit. Put

the cam cam down.

That's when they want to cam down. Press

the button. Yeah. For a few months. I

can't. Nah. Nah. Nah. You following

through. So, Adam put out a little clip

and I'd like to play it for y'all.

Perk head [ __ ] Somebody sent me

a clip of Joe Budden claiming that No

Jumper is doing real bad in terms of our

views and everything. So, let's do the

science. Joe Button channel.

No Jumpers main channel plus our clips

channel has done about 26 27 million

views for the past month. So, we are two

times by far what you have going on. And

on top of that, we kill it on Facebook.

We kill it on Snapchat. We have 3

million. Yo, he did all that. Dirty BMX

white boy.

Let me tell

you, let me tell you like I tell my

50-year-old black friends.

What? From the block. Once Facebook

enters the conversation,

you got it. I'm leaving.

That's for mom and dad. Aunts and uncles

to fight about politics. I know you

tried to make that [ __ ] sound fly, but

in real life, the second somebody say to

me, "Yo, this is what's going on on

Facebook, I check out." Yeah. Yeah. It's

[ __ ] Facebook and Snapchat. Yo. Yo,

y'all let these [ __ ] get so much [ __ ]

off. Let's keep it going. Followers on

Instagram and we make a huge amount of

money on there. Joe Buddton, I don't

want to hear [ __ ] You're running a chop

shop. Oh, you might have the whole

hip-hop media gassed into thinking that

you're really killing it like that. But

trust me, when you want to talk about

who's really doing business out here,

it's not you. There's a big three and

you're not in it. It's me, Vlad, and

that fat [ __ ] You were serious.

Oh my god.

Oh my lord. That is how you spoke to me.

Savannah,

I missed the I missed the That is how he

spoke

of royalty. That's what I'm trying to

say. Yeah. Like a black god. Is he

eating those words right now? I don't

know why he did that.

He thought your guy played about. I'm

not even I'm not

even Adam. I'm not your fault.

But my God still see somebody

that we don't know where it sat with

him. And fix him up. Fix him up. Fix him

up.

Hey, news flash, Adam. During the

pandemic, everybody's numbers was up.

Everything was up. Yeah. stupid

ass. I'mma play the real video now. He

talking about some damn, yeah, we went

and bought a $4 million building because

the numbers was up and we continued to

think that they would projected yada

yada. It was a mistake.

It was a mistake. And that's my problem.

It'd be too many [ __ ] speaking on

[ __ ] They don't know what they're

talking about that just is out here

making [ __ ] mistake after mistake

after mistake. And I can't come in here

and say it cuz I'mma look away and then

they going to say Joe Button, you want

some [ __ ] again? So I shut up. But I

could have told y'all, hey, when AD and

all them [ __ ] left and we found out

that Adam didn't have contracts with

nobody, I was like, okay, business is

shady over there.

Once we started talking about the

Snapchat and YouTube and Instagram

checks, yo, I check out when [ __ ]

start talking like that, too.

We've built this thing in a way where

the paranoia and trauma from leaving our

fate in somebody hands won't allow us to

leave it in somebody's hands. So clap to

you if you're leaving it in somebody's

hands and it's going great for

you. But one day Facebook wake up and

say, "Hey, our Meta Vision [ __ ] we're

not doing it no more. That money you was

making is out of here. You're done.

We're finished." One day YouTube wake up

and say, "Hey, you're not in our little

creator fund program where we're sending

[ __ ] your way. You're done. We're not

even putting you in the algorithm." One

day Snapchat, Tik Tok, one day they all

wake up and say, "You can't plan that

way." That's true.

It's tough to look the [ __ ] estate

people in the face, the tax people in

the face, and say, "Hey, I don't know

that I'll make that next year.

I don't know that five years from now

these companies will still hold me in

such high regard. They leave fast.

And then you get [ __ ] sounding like

this. Let's play it. Let's [ __ ] play

it. Addition to that, we have ain't no

addition to that, [ __ ] Rewind. Is

going broke. I know that might sound

crazy. it. Both of our YouTube channels

last month, we got over 25 million

views. We're doing well on Facebook and

Snapchat. We employ quite a few of the

hottest content creators on the West

Coast, and we pump out an insane amount

of content on a weekly basis. How could

we be going broke? Well, let's start

here. We expanded too much during CO at

just about the exact moment that our

revenue streams all took a hit. We hired

a whole bunch of editors and other

employees and we bought a huge office

building that cost us almost $4 million

thinking that the growth that we were

experiencing during the pandemic was

going to continue. Unfortunately, that

did not happen. Our YouTube numbers

which had doubled or even tripled

gradually returned to my fingers are

stupid. So, it takes a second. Let me

pause this.

Why would you think that, Adam, or

anybody for that matter? This is the

same thing I told the stupid clubhouse

people. A lot of people got gassed

during the pandemic. A lot of people

thought it was up. Some of y'all was

smelling your own [ __ ] too much during

that pandemic because you survived. You

stretched your little PPP money or saw

spikes in areas where you didn't

normally before. [ __ ] ain't just

survive. [ __ ] thrive. Some [ __ ] went

live. You know, some [ __ ] live made

money they never made before in their

life. [ __ ] girls they never [ __ ]

before. Drove cars they I saw it. Yeah.

Yeah, I saw it a lot. And it was

inflated by that was the time where

streamers were getting extra bumps from

all the different everywhere spots. You

know what I mean? Why would you

think that things would continue that

way once people were allowed to be

outside? That's a big That's a mistake.

A lot of people too too much faith in

this internet [ __ ] Mhm.

So in 2020 it or 2021 it did take a lot

of discipline to

say whatever I made this year I may not

make I may not make it in the year

following that this may be a peak or a

spike right now for the year after next

or people just didn't plan that way

[ __ ] is used to spending money before

before instant gratification and also

the optics you know he wanted to show

the optics of extreme dream rapid

growth, you know, so expanding to the

the purchase of the building and then

the huge staff and that sort of thing.

Like the optics allowed him to, you

know, kind of like be as boisterous as

he was towards you and everybody else.

Exploit and the content shifted too. Not

for nothing. Mhm. Well, yeah. And then

that part Yeah. content changed. It's

not just the world changed and the

economy changed. Content creation. Young

streaming [ __ ] came in and and they

kicked ass. They kicking ass. They They

just released what Kai made from January

to February. Yeah, they busting the ass.

They making it tough. Making it tough. I

ain't going to lie. If I see this speed

[ __ ] do another backflip across my

phone, I don't know what I will do.

Shout out to Speed. He killing it. Every

time I see him, he just doing some [ __ ]

that's out outworldly at this point.

Every time I see him doing some doing a

[ __ ] flip. No, I just seen him walk

up the the the endless with them shits.

The love steps in China. The love steps

in China. Yes. I'm like, yo, he just

doing side missions around the world.

That's what it looked like. I mean,

that's that's the wave. Fire [ __ ]

That's that's the wave. Yo, and every

field, everybody that's getting to it,

getting to it, no matter what field you

in, part of that getting to it has to

include how you'll maneuver and function

once the new kid on the block pops up.

That's the fact. [ __ ] never play for

the new kid. We never talk about that.

I'm talking about in any field, whether

you in the tech world, it don't matter,

whether you dealing drugs, whether you

in content, music, like my example of

that is when the [ __ ] mixtape rappers

ran around getting the hosting brown

bags in 2006, 7, 8, whenever that was

and then the [ __ ] Instagram girls or

the models started taking that same

brown bag and bringing out an audience.

So now the rappers, why would we pay you

four, five, and six grand to pop up when

these girls would take five, $1,500 to

pop up? And I get the same audience.

It's like, oh [ __ ] what are we going to

do now? Mel could speak to it. Yeah.

From from from videos. Mhm. Once them

girls popped up and started taking lead

roles for pennies, it it it changed the

game for y'all. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Speak to it a little bit though. But she

didn't get pennies. She got Well, no.

I'm talking about they were getting

pennies on a dollar. There were there

was so much but then they shifted Mel

out of the game. Mel took the exit ramp

because Mel was now a television

correspondent at the time. Okay. Talk

that [ __ ] that [ __ ]

man. Nobody retired. I retired my

[ __ ] ass was there to give you

that 10piece [ __ ] coming in and got

the [ __ ] out. Yeah. Exactly. But the

Mandy,

stop it. You ain't never did no video.

What was also happening at the same time

was there was a dramatic restructuring

of [ __ ] Yes. You know, the music

industry took a massive hit where they

no longer controlled the output of their

product. And so videos was the first

place where you saw the budgets go from

like super inflated $600,000 to like

[ __ ] $50,000 for like a Nas video,

you know, a Nas and Common video. It was

crazy. And so you got to get you gotta

get you gotta get Yeah. You got to get

the $500 girls. Uh oh. You pay. Not to

say that they weren't beautiful. That is

not to say that they were not strayed

from DR. Well, or Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No,

they can't. They can't.

You can get the whole Dr. for the 500.

Stop.

[Laughter]

Do you have your passport?

[ __ ] went little X went over there

took the his Both. He took his boat to

Dr. Hey, come on. Come on. Go in the

basement. Boy, you hear from Little You

hear from Little X in a while after that

after that Dr. [ __ ] he took. Do I need

to reiterate my last point? All right.

Sorry. Sorry, man. You better stop

playing with Big M boy. She's a legend.

Yeah, she asked for 10 piece. I said,

"Oh, man. 10 piece." At this time, the

market is is looking a little shaky. So,

like that. Yeah. Anyway, back to my Adam

clip. No jumper or rewinded. No, we

don't want to hear every one. Hold up.

On our account, we got taken down one

day and we still have absolutely no idea

why. We've had no

luck being sorry. Hold up. You jumped

the line. All right, here we go. Normal.

Our Snapchat and Facebook numbers, which

had exploded during co sometimes even

hitting six figures a month, shrank by

about 80% or more. Our Patreon, which

was absolutely killing it for a year or

two when we were doing uncensored aka

nude interviews with upand cominging

superstars like Kazumi and Sky Brie,

fell off quite a bit with the launch of

Plug Talk and they decreased interest in

seeing us interview stars. In addition

to that, you might recall that the

channel took quite a hit when

approximately eight of our hosts left

the platform in March of 2023. Although

we definitely largely recovered and

managed to build up a very healthy

roster of talent since then that

certainly took a toll on our business

for a while. All that stuff hurt the

business, but we were still solidly

profitable. That is until the last few

months where we experienced two major

L's that we never could have seen.

First, we lost the no jumper Instagram.

After almost 10 years of building it up

and essentially no strikes on our

account, we got taken down one day and

we still have absolutely no idea why.

How could they do that? No luck getting

it back despite being in contact with

what seems like every [ __ ] paid my

light and water bill with it with that

one. We were bringing in a very solid

amount of cash monthly, keeping us

afloat via selling bought tie dye

t-shirts with that in and that mostly

vanished overnight and while we've been

growing the new No Jumper LA account up

ever since and managing to sell

sponsored collab posts using my

Instagram and the No Jumper LA account

DM. Oh my god. Yo, did you say you were

selling sponsored ad posts?

Which is nothing wrong with you. Just

can't look at me and fix your lips a

certain way, which I don't think he knew

a little a few years

ago.

Hopefully, he knows it now.

Sponsor Jesus.

There's nothing wrong with that. No,

there's nothing wrong with that. But I

would be shocked if I ever saw you do a

sponsored test. No, you would be more

than shocked. I'mma call you. I might

come to the crib. You would be more than

shocked. You need something? I would get

an emergency text, a wellness check

would need to be done. What is going on?

If you just looked on my [ __ ] and seen

sometimes I go to Skiims.

Ski is a really great place. if I hit

the little button on that thing.

Also, if you're listening out there, the

other day I went to Sk.

I was wondering in the mall. Yo, I went

from Apple where it's nice and

quiet and then I was doing some [ __ ]

with my girl. I'm like, "Hey, you want

to go check it out?" She was like,

"Yeah." So, a couple doors down, we walk

in Skims, which is not quiet at all. No.

Their atmosphere and ambiance is very

different from Apple. It was like Mkos

in GSP. Yes. If you walk in there, be

prepared. They don't show. We was

looking. You maybe need ear muffs. And

it by the Uggs door. Yes. You walk in

there, that [ __ ] said.

Are you [ __ ] crazy, [ __ ] I'm here

for a lot, [ __ ] I'm here for some

drugs. A lot in there. Yeah. It's like a

cave built in there. It's mad workers

that like look like they could be a

Kardashian. Maybe one lone black

security at the top. You in there with

your girl and the

humbug. Young dog, I just want some

draws a lot. We doing a lot. A lot in

there, [ __ ] Anyway, does it make you

want to buy? We We left. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a lot. You didn't, real

quick, side note, you didn't see that um

Walgreens or 7-Eleven were playing

classical music to keep blacks from uh

homeless people from sitting outside.

And they said it worked. That's crazy.

They played opera outside. Usually they

play usually they play classical music

and opera music to keep like the kids

from loitering. No. No. Because Canada

did that with our like our our transit

system like the trains and [ __ ] No,

ma'am. I couldn't believe that [ __ ]

worked. They play something regular. The

homeless man was sitting there asleep.

They play opera music. That [ __ ] was

clear. That whole [ __ ] was clear. That's

a I I didn't know [ __ ] like that worked.

But yeah, Joe, I'm sorry. And no, I'm

I'm following your lead. And [ __ ] y'all

cities out there that are voting to put

to have uh to be uh anti homelessness.

So y'all are building spikes all

throughout your [ __ ] ecos.

Yes. They removing They just putting

spikes up in places where people would

lay or could lay. Yeah. Cement spikes.

Cement bench. I mean spike bench.

Benches. Yep. Yeah. Or they'll put the

spikes. So you know how a bench they be

like like three people could sit on the

bench, right? They'll put spikes in the

middle so just two people could sit,

right? Basically nobody could lay down

on it. Wow. So like you'll sit somebody

will sit here. Spikes and Yeah. I've

seen all that [ __ ] They got that [ __ ]

in North right off the highway. Are they

making alternate options for the

homeless people? No, they're not.

They're about to start criminalizing it.

A lot of people, a lot of homeless

people don't want to go into the

shelters in place that provided. They

said they don't want to go in there.

They don't. Whatever is happening there,

they don't want to go. They prefer to

sleep in the street.

They don't want to go. I mean, they want

to go underground in LA in that little

tunnel [ __ ] I'm about to go there. They

want to go underground. That little

secret hole [ __ ] that they stay in. They

want to be They want to just roam free.

And then when they provide shelter, they

don't want to go in there for whatever

reason. Well, when you go to LA, why

don't you ask that? Because I think that

there's a reason why a lot of um

unhoused people do not want to go to the

shelters. And I think that for like

women, I think that a lot of, you know,

SA happens in there. So, you know,

there's defin to it to a dark place. No,

I'm sorry, but there's definitely a

reason why if we're talking about I'm

sorry. If we're talking about

homelessness, then you got to talk about

all the But back to No, back

to my way.

Do you know we was talking about

homelessness? Are you trying to slip it

into trying to talk

that way? That's what she said by the

way. A lot of women get girl. Okay. This

is a family happy. Back to kicking

Adam's back in. Go ahead. Okay. But no,

before we get to Adams kicking Adams

back in and before we get to our prize

fix prize gang, you're I'm coming. I'm

coming. I'm coming. But on the topic of

homelessness,

I must continue to spoil the show. Good

American family. For anyone that's

listening,

go ahead. If you are not caught up, hit

the little 15 skip 15 second skip button

a few times. If you don't care, then

listen to what they did now to this

little dwarf [ __ ]

[Laughter]

cuz the show was so great. I told y'all

I went back and watched the real [ __ ] a

few times. So, I'm all the way caught

up. But in a new episode of the

show, they got the girl reaged.

Mhm. Was reaged. Reaged is when we

adopted her, all of the paperwork that

we got was faulty. It was fake. Okay.

So, we think that she's older than what

she is, which is part of the scan that

she's running. She's in here saying that

she's [ __ ] nine and she's 21.

All right. But she has dwarfism and

she's trying to kill us. So, they got

her reaged. So, she's 22 now.

And now that she's

22, now that she's 22, you can live on

your own. Oh, yeah. You got to go. So,

we're So, they rented a home. Yeah, I

remember all this from the dot. So, they

rented a home for her and put her in

there, but allegedly, and they didn't

get to this part in the show, but in

real in the real story, it wasn't a

disabled friendly home. Like, it was

like in the hood. Yeah, it was a really

bad crib. That one was too. So, they put

her in there. I ain't mad at this so

far. But they're still the legal

guardian of her. Why she an adult now?

Because they're getting a check. because

she's still disabled. Okay, it's for the

check. Got it. They they getting the

check and she's still disabled a little

bit, but they ain't there letting the

water go off. They let the electricity

go off since my girl is confused about

how these people ended up going to jail

or getting charges. Okay, you can't do

that. You cannot you can't do any of

that. So, that's it. Watch it and

remember that it's not funny

[Music]

or very funny potentially.

It is the funniest [ __ ] in the world.

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and run your game. All right, where were

we with things? You were kicking Adam's

back. Adam is pulling a move. I'm not

going to kick his back in. Adam is

pulling a move. Uh, he's rebranding.

Y'all know all these dirty BMX white

boys look up to Vlad. Vlad has built a

system in which it's not so much

overhead. These other people not so

much. So now they're going to try to do

that. I can see it. I can see it. And

it's a smart thing to do. It is smart

thing to do. Cut the overhead. No point

in just carrying [ __ ] around for the

sake of carrying it around in 2025. Not

with the cost of eggs. Not with the

price of eggs out here. See what is

happening with these tariffs? Everything

go everything. Yeah, bro. They talking

about just [ __ ] phones

43% increase in price. Like everything

come We get everything from China. My

car dude told me that they putting a a

buck 50 on any uh on all the new uh uh

Rolls-Ro races. I'm sure. And they on

top of the That sounds horrible. They're

not just jacking it up on the the tariff

price. They're putting a little extra on

top, too. It gives them a reason to jack

it up even more. The tariff is 33%.

about 40 50 throw something else on

there. Yeah, it's crazy. It's getting

bad. Wall Street is down, right? Yeah.

Wall Street is down for the [ __ ] bad

as it's been for the first time since

2020 since the pandemic. Yeah. Yeah.

How is that how is that impacting anyone

here? I don't think we're feeling the

impacts just yet, but I feel like, you

know, with this new tariff um with the

new tariffs in place, it's going to

we're starting we're going to start to

feel it. Oh, yeah. For sure. And all the

all of our former allies are literally

like this is the worst decision that

could have ever been made. But

I think eventually going to reverse his

position on some of this stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. He's going to have to. He's going

to have to I don't know. I don't know. I

kind of I don't feel like this

is I feel I don't feel like this is the

play. I feel like there's something

obviously going on behind the scenes.

Bigger. Yeah. Got it. Yeah.

Yeah. That that's it. I don't Good time

to continue my diet, I

suppose. I'll tell you that much. I'm

about to get the little [ __ ] uh uh

track your carb app that they got out

there. Oh, my fitness. Every everything

that I eat on my fitness journey seems

to be bad. Sugar, salt, dairy, meat, red

meat, every I'm s I'm salmoned out. I'm

salmoned out. Big chicken. I'm chickened

out. It's salmon and chicken and that's

it. No, even though Hold up now. Hold up

now.

I'll be vulnerable with you guys in a

story that means nothing to anybody. Cue

up sexy bread. We got a lyrical

breakdown coming.

No. Cue it up, Ice. We're not just going

to sit here and [ __ ] talk about

ourselves all day. Queue up the sexy

red. We got to get to some of substance.

Yes. That's the state of podcasting.

Sexy Red is our substance moment. It's

coming to you soon. So the other day,

sick of eating chicken, sick of eating

salmon, in the crib watching guilty or

not with my

baby, I got a broke [ __ ] urge in me cuz

of how I was raised and where I come

from, humble

beginnings. We was in the bed naked. I

turned to the side. I looked at her. It

was late. It was like

9:45. And I said, "Babe, you know what I

got the urge

for? Moments like this is exactly what

I'm in a relationship for. You know what

I've been craving? Ramen noodles.

Tuna fish.

I had a feeling you were going tuna tuna

salad here. Yo,

dog. 9:45 on a weekend.

Looking the person you love in the face.

Y'all want the most ghetto [ __ ] I have

no business wanting. That's not the most

ghetto. It's not ghetto. Go with that

ghetto. It's ghetto. It ain't the most.

I had corn beef the other day. It ain't

the most. It's ghetto. Yo, it is ain't

the most We got corn beef. You could

have got worse. Wait, we not going on

corn beef sh No, no, no. I had But that

does fall on the list, too. Like corn

beef hash. That's not Caribbe. I had

Caribbean corn beef. [ __ ] I'll never

stop eating corn beef hash. Never. I

don't know what What's the difference

between hash and corn? I don't know. I'm

about to ask you what Caribbean corn

beef is.

Uh, I don't know what that is.

Different spice. The spices. The spices

is different. Um, corn beef hash is what

though? The

potatoes. It's without the potatoes.

They put a little ketchup in it. Just

corn beef. Yeah, it's corn beef. A

little ketchup. Oh, they got me eat

that. Some fly [ __ ] Ketchup. You eat it

with white rice or you eat it with um

some dumplings. It just tastes good.

There's no amount of money that will

ever get me to stop eating corn beef

hash or tuna fish. I'm never gonna stop

eating. So anyway, I hit the Uber Eats,

[ __ ] hit the supermarket,

sent it over. Bring me my sun kissed.

Mustard, mayonnaise, relish, onions,

eggs, obey.

Ghetto [ __ ] Ghetto ghetto [ __ ] You put

the eggs in the tuna salad. That is

Wait, wait. We don't call it tuna salad.

Wait, we call it tuna. It's just tuna

salad. It's just tuna.

And wait, what you mean? Of course I put

eggs in tuna. Wait. Like hard boiled

eggs, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. You y'all

don't? No. No. White people don't do

that. A little onions, a little celery,

a little You know what I mean? Little

mayo. You could do a little uh jalapeno

if you wanted. You could do pickles.

Yeah. The relish. The relish. I put hot

sauce in mine. Sure. Sure. What? White

people do not. White people don't put

eggs in. Mayonnaise is the eggs. No.

Mayonnaise and eggs. Mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is eggs. I hate mayonnaise.

No. Mayonnaise is not eggs. It's me. I

get it. We keep our egg salad and our

potato salad in different containers.

She's down with us. I guess that's my

wife cuz she's white. Well, she wouldn't

be down with y'all. That That's how

Yeah. Anyway, I'm not mad at it though.

It's just We made that [ __ ] together in

the kitchen on a late whatever night

that was in concert. What kind of bread?

In love with each other [ __ ] hugging

and [ __ ] What kind of bread? Of course,

boy. You came with me. He had some

croissant [ __ ] Yo, he can't even make

camera. He can't even make tuna alone.

[Laughter]

I just thought that that was fly. No,

it's fly. But his point is still funny

that you can't do nothing alone.

Well, part of what's fly about it is

that you're not doing this alone. You're

doing you're doing this really ghetto

ass fly with the person you love. I'm

not trying to step on flip joke, but the

whole point of my me bringing this up is

same thing to make you laugh, make you

cry. This very same act that we was

doing, all in love on the ghetto tuna

fish, we fought about 3 days later. What

contained to what? Not tuna over

over over tuna [ __ ] She like the

albakore or she you know what I mean?

What happened?

You got the [ __ ] with the oil in the

dish. You were chicken and the seed [ __ ]

up the vibe. [ __ ] up the vibe. No, I got

Yeah, I did go chicken. But that's not

what we fight

about. We both watching our diet. So we

treating the tuna. We ate it that night

without it being cold. We just ate it on

some. We ate it. But we both watching

our diet. We not really eating too much.

So we put it in the fridge that night.

And now for the next three days, anytime

we get hungry, we both hit that pot up.

Mhm. How many can with some crackers.

There you go. We made five cans of tuna.

Oh [ __ ] Okay. We took the crackers

anytime throughout the day. For the next

3 days, we take the cracker balance.

3 days later, she say, "Oh my god, I got

to wash my hair. I got to get in the

shower. I got to do such and such to my

hair." She go for 90 minutes. No [ __ ]

That's like Yeah. That's

like for 90 minutes to two hours. I go

and get the the tuna and you finish it

off. You finish it off.

You're a

monster.

Yo, there's no problems. Come here. Yo,

sorry, bud. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, you

can't. I'm sorry. I know you can't. No,

you can't do that. I was not disciplined

enough in the moment to say I thought

any moment she would come out the

bathroom, see me with the tuna, and I

would be like a hero. You got time to

But she never came out the bathroom.

So, I just keep hitting the corners too

with the cracker.

[Music]

scraping it. I couldn't stop. I couldn't

stop.

I know. I know. She was She came out and

said, "What you want to do for dinner?"

By the time she came out, I forgot I

even had the tuna, so I didn't say

nothing.

So, she said, "Yo, what you want to do

for dinner?" I'm like, "Whatever.

I don't care." Hey, you pick a spot. It

was full, [ __ ]

Okay. Whatever you want. Hey, whatever

you pick, I'm just I'm just going with

I'm with that. I said, "Hey, you know,

I'm on my diet." She said, "We ain't

going to eat so much." She said, "Oh,

me, too." So, I could just hit the

fridge and finish off that tuna. No, you

can't do that. You can't finish that.

Not that

tuna. Tell Say what happened, [ __ ] It

was up. Tell me what happened.

Hold on. Did you say something? Yeah. Or

did you let her go to I said something.

Oh, okay. I said something. I felt

horrible. I felt bad. She was like, "No,

you didn't. You didn't finish that tuna.

You didn't do it like that. We've been

rocking like that for days, hitting that

tuna, and you going to finish that

tuna." She's right. How much was Now,

how much was left out of the 5K? It was

a nice little bit.

It was a nice little It was a sharable

amount. You did some [ __ ] son. And

it was mad good. Yeah. Out the fridges.

I'm dragging this ghetto ass problem.

But boy, it was fun to have. You got to

lie and be like, it it's been sitting

too long. It wasn't good no more. We had

just made it together. It was No, that

was not going to fly. Damn. Anyway,

I love you, babe. That's [ __ ] up. I'm

I'm on her side. No, that's fly. I

forgot that feeling looking your partner

in the eye and feeling bad cuz you did

some [ __ ] that you know you wasn't.

Yeah, you finished the series. She would

have loved that tuna. Yeah. Finish the

series. Yeah. Same part. Eat the rest of

the leftover. Yeah, that's some [ __ ]

up [ __ ] Eat her leftovers. Yeah, that's

my bag. This [ __ ] better. You

going to sleep?

When it's time to pause and not watch

our shows, our stupid ass in there

watching all 19 seasons of Shameless.

Oh, okay. Hey. Hey.

You ever watch that show? I've seen But

I've watched when it came out. Got it.

Got it. Okay. She's never seen it. She

on season four. You never watch? No.

Wow. I know. I feel like I feel like

it's up. She would love it. Yeah, you're

love that. I don't know what was

happening at the I think I got Homeland.

I think Homeland was like my thing at

the time. Homeland was my [ __ ]

Shameless fire, but that's nowhere near

like that. Shout out to man. Yes. You

know, I was at somebody's house the

other day and they threw on Arless.

Damn. Which I've never seen. And that

[ __ ] was heat.

Are from HBO about the sports agent.

Wow. I never saw Arus ever. One was The

Rock. No, no, that's ballers. This is Oh

god. This is It was a Dolphins base

show, so I was into it. Ar is mad about

ballers. Yeah. Arus has

um Will Arnette. I think that's his

name. I like Will Arnette. He's Yeah.

Now Arus was Aras was Ar was man funny

for the 40 minutes I saw. Anyways, we

started that [ __ ] on uh Netflix. The

um it's like the Ultimatum type show,

Love Island. Temptation Island. That

one. Best [ __ ] on TV. [ __ ] boy.

Best [ __ ] on TV. Yo, we I told you we

went back to watch the original shits on

Peacock. We We there now cuz they got

season this is season six that's on

Netflix. Okay. Seasons 1 through five

are on Peacock. I will say everything

I've seen on reality TV show has been

biting off of Love Island. Like all the

characters are like characters from that

one season of Love Island that went

crazy. Temptation Island is just

different. They're like, "We need a so

we need a so and so." Anyway, sorry.

Sorry to hijack this conversation. Have

y'all seen No. No. It's a mess. So far,

four couples. They take you to an

island. They put all the men on this

side and they put all the women on this

side. So, it's four men, four women.

They bring in 12 singles. Hotties. Yeah.

So, so four women, 12 men in that house.

Four men, 12 women in that house. And

they're on [ __ ] And they are on

bull. My toxic trait is I like to suck

dick. Like they crazy. Wait, wait, wait.

It get better though cuz the host is

really on [ __ ] I mean, another Mark

Wahlberg. I didn't know there was I

didn't know either. We call him fake

Mark Wahlberg, but he's on [ __ ]

[ __ ] So, what they do is they have

these bonfire nights where they'll bring

all four guys back outside with an iPad

and they'll show you about 30 seconds of

some [ __ ] that your queen was over there

doing. What show is this? Temptation

Island. Supreme [ __ ] Supreme. All

right, I'mma give it a go with my baby.

I'll give it a go. You got me. Yeah,

that [ __ ] is I'm telling you it's some

wild [ __ ] bro. I'mma check it out.

Yeah, I'm going to check it out. Say

less. You ain't got to tell me twice.

Oh, man. I'm there. It's hot in here,

right? Some [ __ ] turn the air on.

Melon Parks be trying to have the temp

on some on some white people [ __ ] You

got to sneak over there as a black and

kind of adjust. White people, they can