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own. Enjoy the show. Clear your ugly ass

throat. Come on. Do that [ __ ] Come on.

Ish. Let me get a mic check. Flit. He

ain't got the mic. Lip balm. Don't give

a [ __ ] Lip balm. The corners. I need I

need make get your corners. I need some

I need some Let me get some of your

joint. There you go. This one. You don't

[ __ ] I I put my finger like this in it.

Come on, bro. Let me Yo, let me stop,

bro. Share with me, boy. Share with him.

Your lips look delicious. Yeah. You want

his lips like yours? Your lips look

delicious.

Your lips looking ill right now. Give

him some of your lip balm. Yo, what are

you doing?

Your [ __ ] is ugly as hell. You ugly,

boy. You just started looking nice,

[ __ ] He just started looking what?

Yeah. Start looking nice. You just start

looking cute. He your type now. He just

started looking cute. He ain't my Paul.

I don't got no type of

So, how y'all doing? We good. How you

doing? Good. Great. Let's see you act

now, [ __ ] Big us up now, boy. Big us

up now, champ. Big us up, boy. The team.

The team. Hold up. The team is here.

This is the greatest team in the world

right here. Do it now, announcer. Huh?

Joe Buffer. Do it.

Suck ass [ __ ] What are you talking

about? Do it now, [ __ ] The team was

the greatest team in the world. Do it.

Go. Let's go. Ready. Go. This is the

greatest team in the world. Announce it.

One. Go. I'm with the greatest team in

the world. Nah, you ain't n Do it like

you. I had no sauce. I had no sauce.

But I mean, damn. Let me get into my

start, my rhythm. Let me find a groove.

What are you talking about? I don't even

know what he's talking about. I know

what he's talking about. Tell the

audience. Okay. He's saying that because

Mark Lamont Hill is not here, you're not

going to uh pick us up. Flip Queen flip.

Shout out to Mark Lamont Hill. Yeah.

Shout out to our brother Mark Lamont.

But that's what he does. Oh, listen. He

look over there. Oh, this is the

greatest team right here. This team

right here. Oo, now he just started

talking regular. Hey, what y'all

did, [ __ ] Give us the greatest team

announcement, [ __ ] All right, we This

is the greatest team on earth.

[Applause]

Come

on. Come on, man. Put a gun to his head.

You

get crazy. You think I'mma treat you

different cuz Mark's not here and Mark

could be here three.

Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] The way the way you be

acting. Yo, I ain't going to lie. You

sell ass for class, [ __ ] What? When it

come to a [ __ ] I'm watching you. When a

[ __ ] a different class to you in your

mind, you sell ass, [ __ ] Oh my Hey,

you want to go? Oh, okay. Let's rush.

[ __ ] out of here. Cool, man. I want to

go in. What you talking? [ __ ] out of

here, [ __ ] I've been watching you,

boy. I'm on your ass, boy. Today, you

better get that same treatment, [ __ ]

We was just getting along great before

we started. And I And I'm a traitor. I

waited. I baited you in with kindness

just to kick you back in. That was a

trap. Well, just know me and you are and

we don't talk about contracts. No, we

don't. We don't. Let's leave it. Don't

talk about contracts. Let's respect the

audience. Me and you are about seven

contracts

and ain't no one contract [ __ ] could

take the place of you and my heart boy.

Are you crazy?

Why did you say seven? About seven

contracts in. Are you stupid? Mark just

got here in October. You think ain't no

new [ __ ] could take the place of you in

my heart? Are you crazy? You know how

much more [ __ ] Mark would have to do for

that to happen?

That could never happen. Don't you ever

think that. I love you. A I love you.

You mean a lot to me. And the business

wouldn't stand the way it does without

your contributions the last few years. A

I said Mark is just an additive. Say it

at 3:00. Mark is just additive. Say it

at 4:30. I can't I can't wait. [ __ ] I

wouldn't be here, but say it, [ __ ] Oh,

yeah. You not gonna be here. Yeah. Look.

See, that's why that's why this team is

just All right. Oh. Oh, [ __ ]

That's why this just the I team. Damn.

But you know, Wednesday is the

main as hell.

That is crazy.

That was a true maniacal laugh right

there.

Yo, shout out to Mark. Shout out to our

sister Mel here with us in spirit for

sure. Uh, let's have a good time. Let's

have a good time today. Who's ready to

have a good time? We are. We are. I'm

ready. I'm ready. Ready, man. I'm ready.

All right. Great. Who's ready to tell

the truth to their to their audience?

Yeah, it's me. No, we got some truth to

tell today. All right, enough. The

fellas, we taking a stand. Oh [ __ ] A

stand. That's the theme today. Yeah, the

fellas take a stand. Normally before a

stand, I want a pre-production meeting.

See how

far we stand? Where your stand on this?

How tall are we standing? Can we leave a

little bit? How many tall get done here

with this stand? Hey, who all going to

be at the stand? He going. I don't [ __ ]

with him. I got to stand down. Y'all may

have to stand without me on this one.

Uh, let's a little bit of Mary. Oh,

wow. Yes.

Yeah, me and Terry me up in the

headphones. We in this piece. Keep the

applause going for the best crew in the

universe. Come on, stop playing with

them. Next man up. Next man up. Yeah.

What's that?

[Music]

Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. What's up, man?

What's up? You keep looking at me a

certain way, [ __ ] I'mma slide you

today. Stop. Stop playing. We just lying

hard, [ __ ] I slide [ __ ] name Lion

hard. Lying hard. [ __ ] is right there

in the comments. [ __ ] lying hard.

Lion. This is 8:32. 8:22.

8:22. Welcome to uh Yeah, mad.

Uh, welcome to episode

822 of the Joe Button podcast brought to

you by a few by powered by Prize Piss

Gang.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful,

happy to be your host, Joe Buddy.

[Laughter]

What is this? That Sesame Street

introduc.

[Music]

Go ahead, man. Do your introduction.

Y'all ain't got no fire introduction,

[ __ ] Let me try to hand myself up.

That wasn't fire. That's just

[ __ ] All right, now introduce

yourself, [ __ ] Hey yo, yo, you know

who I am, man. Queens. I'm in the

building. JBP Flip that they call me

outside, but you know, JBP

Flip, but it's from Queens. You know,

salute. I'm here. I'm in the building. I

feel good. I feel great. Shout out to my

sister and my brother that's not here

today. You know what I'm saying? To my

right, we got the one and only. Huh?

Library back in effect, [ __ ]

Redemption is at hand. Viral library.

Viral library, [ __ ]

Mig redemption is

redemption on the future for the

redemption [ __ ] You think the [ __ ]

playing? You know, you know the [ __ ] you

talking to, [ __ ] The light-skinned

bandit [ __ ] threw a big ass redemption.

Big ass. Wait for the redemption. That

[ __ ] Simon was busy.

Simon Simon, man. Simon had his hands

full. Yo, stop [ __ ] Simon, he's still

going. Leave that. Simon ain't

sl [ __ ] Simon. Oh [ __ ]

You do it. Yeah. to his right. My man,

the one and only Freezy of the Freeziest

man, Mr. Take it Further himself. Mr.

Further, I could expound.

[Music]

I could expound, baby. I expound on

everything for easy. We good, [ __ ] Mr.

Mr. She ain't going

nowhere. You can't go outside, [ __ ]

You want to walk the door? We don't got

to go. Put it in the

calendar so I can take it off the

calendar.

Everywhere I go, she

go everywhere. Every city we go

[Laughter]

every You better be home when I get

home,

too. with dinner on the table.

To his right,

Elm the girl trip chaperone. Yeah, I'm

there. Oh [ __ ] Am I finest? The one and

only Piggity Piggity. What's popping?

I'm staying. What's good, Queens? What's

good? Yeah. Finish up, man. We got Paul

here. Yeah. Cory here. Trey here. Savon

Remote.

We are here. We are here. Give it up for

yourself then. Give it up for yourself.

Erikson in the back. Pardon me. Big E.

Stop playing with him. How's everybody

doing, man? What's up? How's everybody

feeling? What's popping? What's popping?

What's popping? What's popping?

Feeling 80°. Feeling good. Yeah. 80°. I

was out in the yard all weekend. All

well all week. Week. Yeah. What you

doing in the yard? Getting getting ready

for spring, man. Got furniture right.

Don't use the yard. Got to get the

landscape right, you know. Yeah, but

don't Oh, so you were landscaping? Yeah.

Okay. Don't summarize. Yeah. Uhhuh.

Summerrising like winterizing. But

summer. Okay. I'm with you. I'm with

you. Okay. Make sure cuz [ __ ] say they

in the yard, they usually Oh, no. I

wasn't in jail. No. Okay. All right.

All right. I was not in jail. How's

everybody's week, man? My week is crazy,

man. My My damn wife. Oh [ __ ] My wife

My wife took the week off. My wife took

the week off, unbeknownst to me. Uh when

did you find out? She ain't put on the

calendar today? Nah. Like I found out so

when I first found out I I usually do my

morning phone routine cuz at night I'll

be on space all day. So I get on the

phone in the morning just to check

things, check the temperature, do flip

the network thing. So I'm walking around

the phone in the room. Nobody's there.

But I go to the stairs and then I hear

family matters playing. I'm like who

the? So I had to Oh, hello hold on hold

on real quick. I press mute. Call you

right back. I go downstairs. I see my

wife. What you doing here? Just

chilling. All right, cool. I think

you're lying. Goodness. I swear I think

you were about to rub one out and then

she walked in and caught you. No, no,

no, not rub. No, when I if I want to do

that, go in the shower, [ __ ] and turn

the water on, [ __ ] cuz she can't catch

me. But I did that. Cool. That's the

Monday. Now the Tuesday, I get up, I get

a phone call, wake up. Oh [ __ ] I want

to have this call. I turn to my left.

She right there up too with the

headphones on looking cuz she wear

headphones. I be talking at night

looking. [ __ ] up my whole fune, yo.

I'm like, "Damn, [ __ ] I'm happy that

she's home. I'm happy." So, what' you do

with the phone call? It was It was a

FaceTime. Yeah. I didn't answer. I

didn't answer that. [ __ ] you my wife.

[ __ ] you don't get no answer. FaceTime

answer. Then then to do the little ring

ring after the text after ring like,

"Oh, you good?" "Yeah, I'm all right."

Then I kind of was mad at her cuz like

now you home like I haven't had

breakfast in years. Like make some

breakfast, yo. Oh [ __ ] Like make some

pancakes. She She looked at me like at

all. So she was home and took off. She

just doing what she want and I don't

like that. I'm uncomfortable. My wife

works at a school, so I get this like

periodically, but it sneak up on me. I

had that [ __ ] the other week. Spring

break. Yeah. Yeah. Mid spring break.

There's a bunch of them shits now. Here

he go. Look. Why I didn't make pancakes?

I'm just asking. For what, [ __ ] It's

not his hungry. His wife right there. He

was hungry, [ __ ] Yeah, my wife is. All

right, hold on. Like, now I'm going to

keep it real. Shout out to y'all for

following societal norms today. But

[ __ ] I still believe that I still

believe I believe in the old school

[ __ ] boy. I believe in Grandpa Tim and

them

[ __ ] I believe in coming home with

the food ready. Boy, she don't play. She

didn't give a [ __ ] I went I told her,

"Okay, I get a pancake because when she

did make last time she made breakfast

for me." Mhm. I'm sure it was delicious.

All I It was amazing. But I came

downstairs and said I touched it. Oh,

this is cold. She got offended that I

say said that like cuz she started

asking me, "Okay, so how do I cook it at

the same time to keep everything at the

same temperature?" But that was and I'm

answering like an idiot, but she's being

sarcastic. Yeah, I had to have that talk

before, too. Yeah, like it's cold.

That's a pet peeve of mine. A cold. And

I'm not insulting you. I'm just saying

warm fool. Your dog,

I get it. You made this a little

earlier. I appreciate that. Warm that

back up. We have the warm. We have

You've been over there for a while and

that's peace.

But what the [ __ ] do that have to do

with me getting a hot plate? And then

they say the thing they flipped it say

oh how I'm supposed

to warm that back

microwave convection oven they do it

what's the other [ __ ] the food warmer

but how they do it at the restaurants

Paul that's what I was tell I wasn't

insulting her I was just explaining put

it under the lamp the lamp yeah they got

the

lamp restaurants got mad stove so they

could be cooking pancakes right here

sausage right here we wouldn't have

married y'all if y'all couldn't keep a

[ __ ] plate warm is what he's doing

right like if y'all Well, go ahead. I

No, I wouldn't marry her, but I told her

that when you making the bacon and

sausage, I said that you got to time it

and then you put the pancakes. She She

got tight like she got tight and I just

was talking to her. I thought I was

vibing, but never again, [ __ ] That's

when you got to bring up the finan

financial financial. Hey, did I ever

hand you uh cold money? The money ain't

cold, right? Make sure the food ain't

cold. Money flaming. What you talking

about?

What? Yeah. What's up? You get hot

places?

Your place be hot or you don't care?

Like, well, I need to know. I don't like

hot food, but And And I cook breakfast

better than my girl. Oh, yeah. So, I

make the breakfast allegations. All

right. So, so when you I like hot food.

So, when you make the breakfast, does

she I don't like hot food. How do you

like your food? Room

food, not water. No, he likes his food.

We just told you like at room

temperature. Wait, what are you saying?

Like all food? Like like spaghetti? Like

I'm with you. I like thinking this [ __ ]

that I don't like hot food. I'm okay

with steak. You want a steak room, too?

I don't eat steak. I don't like hot

food. He let that [ __ ] sit. Let it sit

for a while, girl. That's too hot. Take

that back. So, when they finish cooking

the food, they just leave it in the room

for a little bit. He let it sit. I want

my food. Borderline room temperature

food. How does it get that way? I'm

asking. When they cook it, it it sits.

Cools off, [ __ ] Yeah, it sits. You

ain't never had a He let the food sit,

Joe. This nigga's from the Partridge

family. I don't know what he doing. Room

temperature food, my [ __ ] You can't

enjoy hot food. What? You certainly You

certainly can. Some people do though.

It's Some people I'm with you. I'm I'm

cool with cool cooler food, but I don't

I don't Do you eat Do you Do you eat

What about spicy food? You eat spicy

food room temperature or you don't eat

spicy food? Yeah, I eat spicy food. I'm

talking about the temperature of the

food. You can't really I can't enjoy it

when it's too hot. Yo, that tongue is

for nothing. You got a waste of a big

car wash tongue. This [ __ ] you know

how like dogs got the tongue where they

could taste all the flavors? You got

that [ __ ] and just But that's why you

can't taste the flavor in the food if

it's room temperature. No. Yes, you can

do that. No, you not your food trash.

No. So would you eat would you eat food

out the fridge? Some people that do that

could eat cold. So you eat that too.

Yeah. Cold chicken is a [ __ ] Chicken

pizza. Yeah. So eat it cold. I could.

God damn. That [ __ ] is ill. I don't

Chinese food cuz my mom like real hot

food. My mom eat hot food. I'm just

thinking of things that should be hot.

Should be hot. Do you? I'm just asking.

Yeah. I don't You Chinese food? I don't

really like hot

food. You got You got a big guy. You got

You like cold food, big dog. All right.

Uh let's start this thing with local

marketing genius moves. Yeah. Okay,

that's what we will start with.

Uh there is a bar in Jersey City on

Tunnel A.

Legendary bar. It's a bar. Yeah. Yeah.

It's classified as a restaurant. I never

been this time. So it's a restaurant.

It's a bar. It's a restaurant. But it's

a bar. [ __ ] know that as a bar. It's a

sports bar. It's ringside. Everybody in

Jersey City knows Ringside. Ringside is

Ringside is a thing. It is. Uh and shout

shout out to Ringside. Mario. Yeah.

Shout out to Mario.

Um, well, I know about this because let

me just tell my experience cuz I'm old

and washed. My son posted a picture or a

story at ringside. Okay. So, I hit him

and said, "You a

bird. You're at ringside again." And he

says, "Yes."

And then he sends me a

clip of two people [ __ ] outside of

ringside. Oh, that's what he told me. He

said, "Yo, everybody saw my ringside.

You don't know what happened?" I said,

"No, I don't know what happened." He

said, "Uh," he sent me the clip. Yeah.

So, he sent me a clip of a dude. Was

this your side chick? It was a It was a

chick humping a dude in the car and the

boyfriend and her boyfriend walked up on

the car. Yeah. And they were parked

right outside the door, ringside. Like

not around the corner, right in front of

the door. So it was a big thing cuz

um somebody was recording like you got

caught [ __ ] in the car. He's like,

"Yo, the dude going off like, "Yo, the

dick still inside you."

Someone was recording. Yes. He was

recording. He was recording the dude

confronting his girl that he caught

[ __ ] recording [ __ ] and they were

still [ __ ] and they were still

[ __ ] when he opened the door. He

caught them actually [ __ ] They was

[ __ ] [ __ ] Oh yeah. Well, let me

finish my [ __ ]

First and foremost, didn't it stop?

Yeah. All right. See, I didn't think

that that was the boyfriend at first

just cuz of how he was talking with a

phone recording like if you called your

girl. No, no. The one with the phone was

a was like his man or something. Yeah.

The boyfriend was at the boyfriend was

at the That's who I'm talking about. He

didn't look like he was moving in a way

that told me he was angry like he should

have been angry. He was hurt, girl. Or

maybe or the other [ __ ] looked in the

car looked like he might have had the

[ __ ] was hurt or she does this. No, it

wasn't that. It wasn't that. He was a

little emotional. The other [ __ ] might

look like stop playing with me. Either

way, so they was [ __ ] in a white Kia

in front of Ringside. And now Ringside

has a drink called White Kia. Oh, on the

menu. And it's a it's a sangria, but it

went crazy. It's a

and and everybody is running over there

to get to get the white Kia. Oh [ __ ]

that's funny. I was happy to see it for

ringside. Like that is funny. I'm not

going to lie. That's I just like

unorthodox marketing like that. I

capitalize off of it. Like marketing. I

didn't know that was ringside when I uh

when I first saw the clip, I didn't

realize it. And then I'm I'm seeing

Ringside posted and I'm like, "Wait,

that happened there?" Yo, you got to be

a different type of [ __ ] For

the people all over the world, they

don't know what that is. Uh-huh. My

[ __ ] it's like [ __ ] at

Walmart in the front door. No, no, no.

We know some of the stories that come

along with ringside, though. That part,

too. That's why I was like, "Yo, you

bold doing that right there."

What? What? Yes, that person's bold for

doing that right

there. In the

'9s, a lot of us that went to ringside

did stuff like that. Right there. Right

where it was at. Yes.

that little block over there. I 100%

have [ __ ] in that Dunkin' Donuts in

the car across the street from me. I'm

just saying [ __ ] have been in ringside

and been like, "Yo, I'm about to pop

this right outside of here." Yeah,

[ __ ] have done that bunch of places. I

didn't know that that was still

happening,

dog. I'm saying Walmart parking lot.

Uhhuh. You could [ __ ] over there in the

corner, right? You're not [ __ ] in

front of the door. Oh, okay. They are in

front of the door, fam. Like my man

could touch the building in the handicap

parking. Yes. Yes.

Talking about right in like you're

bugging. We tried to hide it a little

bit. Yeah. We'll go down the block. We

tried to hide it, man. What did I say

about And this is back when I was

univilized. But that what she could have

been fired. The [ __ ] he couldn't help

couldn't help himself. She clearly was

fire. Couldn't help himself. Had to

clearly was right now. That she got that

chaa. That [ __ ] voice was crackling and

everything like about my cinnamon apple.

How you how you how you could just do

that though

in the front seat back seat. He went

from the passenger side went around the

car to the driver's side. He was talking

in the driver's side seat. They like we

couldn't see where they was. It was mad

tense. But he started off

crying on the passenger side. Walked

around the car. He wasn't crying enough

for me. Hey, what are you expecting to

do? You want a [ __ ] to [ __ ] something

up, right? And why are you crying?

You said why are you crying?

Are you snuffing, homie? Mid cuz it's

not his fault. You don't if you don't

know him. It's the ringside I know from

back in the day. He would have been shot

in the head. That That was my That's my

point. I ain't want to say that. That's

what I was saying though. The ringside I

know. I hear they've cleaned things up.

So, I don't even want to put that in the

universe, but you couldn't play like

that back, [ __ ] You would die couple.

Yeah, it would have been bad back in the

day. Yeah, it would have been bad. Yeah.

So, let me be happy for dude. All right.

So, you said marketing. You said

marketing genius. That's the marketing

genius. That's it. The clip went viral.

Got it. Got it. Capitaliz off of it.

Call another white. And now everybody's

running to ringside to order a white

key, including my bird

ass. I'll be more impressed if they were

running over there to [ __ ] in front of

the building.

And yo, [ __ ] that kid, [ __ ] I got a

Jeep. Let's get right in this. Like,

that's crazy. [ __ ] got to go see what

that white kid. I seen seen what for

Loco did to the hood. They probably

putting some [ __ ] in there. But anyway,

that's that's that's enough of my local

news. I'm just shocked that this [ __ ]

took off like this. Shout out to Ring. I

love it. Like I said, I love that for

them for some local [ __ ] that And shout

out to the local bars in y'all city that

get down with the get down with a

culture over there. And you kind of I

mean, yeah. Shout out to everybody that

know about them buckets. [ __ ] know

what it is. Such Yeah. I ain't going to

lie. I've seen [ __ ] when [ __ ] get

that that

horny I've seen [ __ ] [ __ ] outside

behind dumpsters. [ __ ] going to get

it. [ __ ] Huh?

Yes. [ __ ] I've never done that. Okay.

Just so we clear. Yo, fix your face,

bro. No. You start a dumpster. Let's not

get crazy. I wasn't that univilized. But

outside though, yeah, want to make

sure in front of the masses. Sometimes

you don't want I'm into that. Sometimes

it's in the spot. A dumpster. No, that's

too far. It's too far. No, I'm not doing

this. I'm not I'm not doing that. And

restaurants be having all types of

maggots and [ __ ] You're not doing no

dumpster. No dumpster business. Mhm. But

the patio or the bathroom? The bathroom.

Well, if dumpster just blocks, maybe a

little basement storage room if you can.

You know what I mean? The dumpster.

Wait, wait, hold on.

Okay. The dumpster is univilized. Yes.

Yes. But yes, flip. But no, no, no. I'm

agreeing. But it does block you from

being seen. No one's going to check back

there. You're right. Exactly. And you

get a lot of [ __ ] off. You bust that

back door. Bang bang bang bang bang

bang. Okay. We're not beating the

allegations as a whole, dude. Well,

we're not trying to be the allegations.

We're actually trying to We're actually

trying to confirm them. The little hook

part where where the arms pick up. You

put your leg right there. You have to

bust that back door. You can stand up.

Freeze. That [ __ ] talking about that

[ __ ]

freeze. You got to rest your foot up

there. The karate

kid. That is fire boy. What the [ __ ]

they talking about? You lift the black

[ __ ] up and hold it up.

Oh, the dumpster is holding itself up.

No.

Holy [ __ ] Yo. Absolutely disgusting. I

don't know what to It's nasty. It

stinks. But you never did that before.

Me personally, I haven't. But I've heard

stories, man. Y'all heard stories of

them. Big ass tall dumpsters, my [ __ ]

They mad big. You pull your car up right

there and and I I've heard [ __ ]

getting right right behind it, getting

out like I heard it. Yeah. It's not It's

not But did it sound like enticing?

Nothing about the When you heard the

story, was you like, "Oh, wait. Wait

till I get my turn, [ __ ] When a horny

hit you, you ain't thinking about Tyson.

I'm trying to get in that. No. And if

that [ __ ] is fire, the last thing on

your mind is that mouse running over.

[ __ ] What? Girl, don't worry about that

mouse. Yo, girl. No. You got rats at

home, girl. Act like you seen that

before. You talking about, right?

Okay. Jordan Hudson, Bill Bellichic's

girlfriend that we everybody's fussing

about. Uh the news is reporting that she

has amassed a real estate portfolio

uh worth $8 million only 18 months after

her and Bill got together. How old is

she? Uh 24 I think or 26 somewhere in

there. Something like that. Yeah.

So you So is she the sugar mama

including two? She's not even sugar.

Yeah. Y'all don't know that still Joe.

She's not the sugar mama. She the sugar

mama in that. Yes, she's not. That's

still sugar free. But we don't you don't

know that she's sugarree. That's an

assumption compared to him with him. She

aspiring and we assuming that she

because she's young and he's rich that

it's a money grab cuz that's the typical

thing. Shorty might got her own spanky.

I salute that. A lot of reports are

coming out about about shorty doo-op. I

salute that. Not that I know what's real

and what's not cuz I don't don't take me

as a [ __ ] as a rock solid source for

anything. But

they saying that shorty Bill might have

been You want that 30 unit?

I mean about nothing. Listen, I'm not

mad. Even if he did that, I'm not mad.

Y'all think he's getting rocked to

sleep. No. No, I didn't. I think he's a

willing participant. I don't know. I

don't got enough information to know if

he getting that 24 year old is taking

that [ __ ] up and through there making

him feel has he never felt before or has

he haven't felt two of the houses she

purchased in one day swag swag you got

to remember like that's not uncommon you

Joe Wait you a football coach you around

testosterone or when he was around

testosterone crazy people and all that

[ __ ] [ __ ]

aggression yo when was Bill Bichic

divorced

When did he get divorced? Good question.

I don't think that question should

should have been asked and answered.

Even if your wife rode the wave with

you, [ __ ] she had to deal with the

tough [ __ ] you had to deal with, [ __ ]

You you tough. You you aggressive,

[ __ ] This young girl came along and

probably they divorced in ' 06. [ __ ]

29 years of [ __ ] his kneecaps, [ __ ]

[ __ ] that he haven't felt in a long

time, [ __ ] Of course, he going to give

her everything that he wants to feel

that way again. All right. Actually, I

could find a way for that to support

what I'm what I'm saying a little bit.

Actually, the 06 they divorced when 06

after 29 years. After 29

years, that's a long time.

Don't call me. They they they doing it

different now, bro. Yeah, you should.

The girls, man. Act like you don't hear

what I'm saying. Stop doing that. The

girls is doing it different, bro. I said

it four times. Yo, what you doing later?

All right, I'm going to stop by. They

stop by, they got somebody else with

them.

Yeah, she's showing him [ __ ] that he

haven't seen. [ __ ] his wife um Ethel

wasn't doing that, [ __ ] E was just

Margaret making dinner, helping you,

[ __ ] Helping you with the E wasn't

doing that. Margaret was making sure

with

that Margaret was making

sure making sure that thing hot to bed

with a sheet around her like [ __ ]

and a vomit. Slide over, John. [ __ ] out

of here, Margaret. She wasn't doing

that, [ __ ] What this girl doing? Y'all

[ __ ] and all she want is some money.

That's it. If it But I'm just saying.

But let's just say she do. Yes, he got

it. They do. Fair trade. Ain't no

robbery, dog. That's what I'm fair

trade. I don't think he can rock this at

all. He can rock. This girl is getting a

bad rap now. Who says that all she wants

is money. That's what I said. I'm not

No, no. He I used to say if that's what

it was. Like cuz everybody's making a

big deal about her portfolio. So what?

If he's cool enough to say, "Hey yo,

that's what you want. You want that?"

Like you said, you want that building.

I'm going to keep that ain't about

nothing. I don't think 8 million is

nothing for Bill, but I'm going to keep

it a buck with you. I think that But it

also don't say that she spent his money

to do that. But the thing in real

estate, you don't have to spend $8

million to get $8 million worth of real

estate. That's one of the

misconceptions. He might have gave her

800 grand and her portfolio is worth $8

million. Yes. Or she might have bought

it on her own. Or she could have bought

it on her own, right? Yeah. But she You

get what I'm saying? Like, yo, I don't

Just cuz your real estate portfolio is

worth X, that don't mean you spent X on

it. Yeah, but still it means to change

my [ __ ] to X, right?

Hit the button. Hit the button. Go

ahead. Update my [ __ ] No, it ain't see

it yet. Do it again. Here we go. So,

what are the people? And I think that's

fly.

I think, and this is my personal

opinion, I think that from a man's

perspective, when you [ __ ] with a chick,

even if she getting you for your bread,

but she puts that bread to use, I think

that's fire as opposed to going buying

bags and cars and stupid [ __ ] if shorty

get some money and she turning that

money into other money, I think that

[ __ ] is dope. She turned that [ __ ] into

assets. There are reports that she is

acting as not only Bill's love interest

but his caretaker

slashpublicist

slash just whatever he needs her to be.

I salute that. Earning that [ __ ] You

know what that is? Player. You know what

that is? A partner. Yeah, [ __ ] A real

one. That's [ __ ] [ __ ] She She's the

She's She's the premium that [ __ ]

freeze. She's the premium package,

[ __ ] That's a real That's all that is,

bro. There's a rumor that uh uh Hard

Knocks planned some [ __ ] with UNCC that

she kind of jumped in and put the put

the Knicks on that cuz again Bill don't

really do the media [ __ ] like that too

tough. So he might not be they might

they might could catch him slipping. So

the younger and the younger they know

the game so no no I know what they

trying to do with you. Let me 24 this

going to sounds nasty but I'm just don't

say it. No I'm just prefacing it. us at

24 might not have been another dude at

24 years old. It's levels of maturity

depending on what your your your walk of

life has been. So, she just might be a

little more advanced 24 year old that's

like, "No, you're not taking advantage

of my dude." You know what I'm saying?

The same way she jumped in on that

interview, right? Everybody wouldn't

have jumped 34 year old was wouldn't

have jumped in on an interview with that

much vigor. I don't think there was

absolutely nothing wrong with her doing

that at all. I don't think so either.

No, I'm saying. But a lot of people

wouldn't have came to his defense as

quickly and as aggressively as she did.

She's like, "Nah, no, no, we not doing

that, bro." The same way people making

the joke about Shannon Sharp need

somebody young to around like to to

teach him how to use the phone and yo,

don't do this. Like, he's making old

person social media mistakes. She could

be that for him in terms of all of this

other [ __ ] like I'll help you navigate

this world that you're not used to. I

got you cuz they they trying to catch

you slipping anyway. So like that

question, she sees the what that

question really meant and what was going

to do. I see the play. Nope, we not

doing that. I'm protecting you, dog. I

got you. Protect her investment, bro.

And she could be invested, too. He got

divorced what year? 04. 06. 06. Got

divorced in '

06, led a dynasty for however many years

after that. Too [ __ ] many. And then

you look up and you

69, 70, however old he is.

I know my dad keep talking about, "Oh,

it's more years behind me than in front

of me. I just got to live my life." I

know. I know what that he's 73. It's

cold for a dad. Just got to live my

life. See, at 73, you start feeling like

you just got to live your life. And in

living your life, that might

involve little hot little 24y old.

I mean, I can't picture that for me at

70. Bro, there's a lot of old white

millionaires, billionaires with young

24, 25 year olds and their portfolios

and all that stuff has seemed to influx.

So, like it happens, [ __ ] I just saw

some old ass white billionaire in a

wheelchair with some fire joint, [ __ ]

Said she said, "I love him." And I kind

of believed her a little bit cuz I just

felt I got mesmerized. But yeah, [ __ ]

them old [ __ ] get it, [ __ ] Yeah,

man. If I'm 70 with a few hundred

million and I see something nice like,

"All right, come sit here for the rest

of my life." Rest in peace, Aiden Nicole

Smith. I was just about to take the

words out of my mouth like, "Yeah,

that's Nicole Smith." The old [ __ ] in

the wheelchair. Oh, she body that [ __ ]

What? I would pay her to sit by me until

I die right here. I would. And he put a

lot of [ __ ] in her in her name. I think

so. Yeah. Hopefully my wife would

understand.

Yeah. So, you going to keep your wife

and the caretaker? If I'm dying and my

and I'm with my wife, I have a a list of

requests that I don't feel like she

should be able to stop. I'm on my last

leg here.

Okay. So, and the list would be like

Please let me know just a few things

off. I need I need I need a joint. Well,

I didn't think I didn't ever think about

that. You're going to have that [ __ ] if

I see Anna Nicole Smith, rest in peace.

Or if you know what I'm saying. Yeah. At

70 75 years old, not to sound like a

complete heathen. and she 30 five and I

and my time is limited. I'm gonna

haven't told my wife, yo, I want to pay

her to sit in the rocking chair in our

den until I kick the bucket. Make

pancakes. And I don't feel like she

should give me a hard time about either

I'm up to. Especially if them eggs is

nice. Especially if I still got 200

million at 70 years old.

Oh, you going to buy it here, boy. You

financial abuse. 200. I'm shooting high.

If I'm 70 with 50 million, 200 is

shooting. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. If I

have $50 million at 70 years old, I'm

going to want to go out like a rockstar.

I don't For me, I don't know if that

involves the 24 year olds, just to make

it clear. But again, there's a lot of

space between 45 and 70. So, we'll see

things. You take your ass in the bedroom

and shut up, Margaret. Yeah. Let me your

bonnie don't go [ __ ] in there. Let Stacy

see. Cuz if I'm 70, my girl is 66 or

something like that. Yeah, you right

behind me. I can afford her a young

buck, too, if that's what she wants.

Yeah, but not in the crib. Yeah. Yeah.

And I got to pay for her [ __ ] too.

Yeah, why not? Oh, if I got She should

do it out of her allowance. Yeah, there

you go. Yeah. Oh, do it out of your

allowance. Where she get the allowance

from? Well, what she do with the money

is up to her. I said where she get Oh,

she get it from So, you pay for a [ __ ]

Yeah, but not directly like your dog.

Yo, you know what's so crazy real quick?

Real quick that you said allowance,

right? One of my home girls is saying

that the allowance that she got, she

bought her man a gift. I said, "Nigga,

that's not your money. That's his

money." That's not true. I I disagree.

That's not her. That's his money, bro.

You bought him a gift with his money.

That's not true. Cuz she could have She

could have did anything with the money.

It don't matter, [ __ ] Go out there and

get it, [ __ ] Go to McDonald's, Burger

King. Go somewhere and get your own

money. Don't take the allowance I'm

giving you about me, which is cool. I'm

just saying that was the argument that I

was having. Was the gift dope? You're

wrong. It was fire. But it's not.

That's what I'm saying. The gift that

the guy that's given an allowance is

going to want, she should spend some of

the allowance on that. It's probably not

he wants. Yeah, but the gift he probably

really wants and will make him excited.

She probably is not getting that from

the Wendy's money. Yeah, but you can't

you can't brag and say you can't brag

and say, "Yo, I buy my [ __ ] something."

You [ __ ] got the money that I got money

like that. It could be a meaningful

thoughtful gift that turned him more

than an expensive gift. Yo, that that

that's some cliche [ __ ] that we should

bury. Disagree. I totally meaningful and

thoughtful runs out. No, it could be a

meaningful meaningful and thoughtful

runs out. ful more weight than other

[ __ ] That's all I'm saying. I got it.

Save that for all Mark in the fairy

tales. I'm telling you, in real life,

you probably got four meaningful,

thoughtful gifts before your girl or

wife runs out of

that. Every year, James is coming up

with something meaningful and

thoughtful. [ __ ] you not that

meaningful, but nothing meaningful. Hey,

Gramps. Gramps. The action could be

meaningful and follow me. Give me six

things that's meaningful. Give me six

things that could be a meaningful gift.

So for a rich [ __ ] give All right.

Wait, wait, wait. No. For a dude that

got it all, like you saying, let me use

your example. Yeah. Give me six

meaningful gifts. Give me six things

that a [ __ ] that's rich. Go ahead.

Answer my question with a question.

Y'all are the ones done and thought

that's one a written letter. Yeah, but

that even that should be a part of

something. You're not coming to that

[ __ ] handing him an envelope talking

about playing at least letter. No,

you're not. Why not? Why not? We got We

all got We got everything. This going to

be your last gift, my [ __ ] You

something small. This will be your last

gift giving. Come hand that [ __ ] a

letter. This will be your last gift

giving me. Stupid ass up, Joe. You Hey,

listen. Listen, buddy. A letter to do

for you. If Sh wrote you a You have a

lot of things. He's written me a letter

and and accompanied it with something

else that might have been thoughtful.

You're not just handing nobody a [ __ ]

letter. You saved that [ __ ] for all that

all that mushy. You just said how

meaningful it was. They still ain't

answering my question. I said, "Give me

five to six meaningful and thoughtful

gifts." It's very difficult. A letter

bringing family together. Some people

bring family together. Surprise me with

some of my family I haven't seen in a

long time coming together. That's two.

Um, what else is a meaningful gift? My

[ __ ] uh something. Your girl could

surprise you with some food. Your girl

could surprise you with something. Y'all

went on a vacation and she saw something

that you liked and it could have cost

$14

and you forgot all about it. The idea of

men that's true that's true first off it

it's different per person to

person that's true that's fact that's

fact she could have got something more

dismissive she could have got something

more at the tourist spot for $14 and

came and gave it to her [ __ ] went

everything and he oh baby that's so

thoughtful she could have blew up a

enough of these [ __ ] podcast liars

tell that [ __ ] to somebody [ __ ] n enough

of y'all a [ __ ] that's rich

enough you really bugging me I asked y a

question. I tried to answer the question

when [ __ ] answer they answer. No, it

is flip start answer and talk about you

can bring the family together. I know I

know that's what give me six. No. Yeah.

Family. Wait, hold on. If she If I have

different children and she I seen women

go out their way and bring all the

children together to see their father

and that was meaningful for a rich

[ __ ] That's why it's not applicable

all across the board. But it's fly. So I

give you that. That's two. I tried to

tell you that that answer is not

applicable across the board cuz

thoughtfulness something that's

thoughtful for me might not be the same.

It won't affect Ish the same. It won't

affect Flip the same. It won't affect

you the same. That goes to

you. You had a violin in the trunk.

Wait. Your hip-hop

head. That's a musical gift, [ __ ]

That's coming in playing a [ __ ]

violin. Showing me that you playing the

[ __ ] hip-hop head. Listen. Listen.

Cuz I didn't know you play. I didn't

know you can play the [ __ ] violin. Be

I don't care about the violin, bro.

You're a hip-hop head. You're a hip-hop

head. So for your birthday, she brings

Eric being right. I would love to finish

speaking. Yo, for your birthday, she

goes and gets five albums that are

personally signed to you by some hip-hop

[ __ ] It's thoughtful. I had to go

find these [ __ ] signature and talk to

these [ __ ] to get you a gift. That's

some [ __ ] that's thoughtful. Some

thought went into that gift. For a rich

[ __ ] buying him some other [ __ ] that's

cost a lot of money. There's no thought

in that. Okay, so I got a autograph cool

album. All right, so I get an autograph

public enemy. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Slick,

bro. Oh damn. I got another I got

another watch. I got another watch. He's

a jewelry. What he [ __ ] do? I got

another watch. Where you found Slick

with? You was in London. Watch your

watch your [ __ ] mind. That's three. I

got some CDs. No, it's cool. What else

is there? What else is there? Thorful

[ __ ]

What else is there? Thoughtful ass

[ __ ] You trying to downplay it, [ __ ]

He just No, I'm trying to prove my

point. You just you just credit Sh for

giving you a C I touch whatever the [ __ ]

you was talking about the other day how

important it was to you how fire it was

[ __ ] it wasn't I don't I don't know the

expense of that but you were just saying

how dope and thoughtful that was that

she gave you some [ __ ] five senses

[ __ ] she gave you yes so don't conflate

my point I'm with thoughtful gifts I'm

telling y'all like I keep saying and

y'all don't have an answer for I gave

you three come five to six we're

struggling okay that's what I keep

trying to say and y'all keep making it

sound like this question off the cuff is

a different question. But if you got a

year to think about something to do for

your man that's rich that you buying him

another expensive gift ain't going to

hit home. It's like when [ __ ] a [ __ ]

that's works a 9 toive job. Mhm. And he

gives a girl 15 grand that he saved up.

That [ __ ] hits different than a [ __ ]

that makes $100 million giving you 15

grand. Says you. That says me. No that

that's I'm done talking to y'all. That's

some [ __ ] that broke [ __ ] made up to

feel better about some [ __ ] Really?

Yes. This is where you going with this?

Yes. Yes. Oh, you crazy, bro. Yes.

Please, with all that divided, that's

$50 giving you 15 minutes more. I don't

want to hear that. Please. You crazy,

bro. What else is thoughtful?

What else is thoughtful? Yo, you sound

crazy. I'm fine sounding crazy. Give me

more [ __ ] That's thoughtful. It's

tough. Thank you. Thank you. It's

not tough. Your girl know where to

[ __ ] find Slick Rick, [ __ ] Yes, it

is tough. Hey, Joe, that's the point.

It takes somewhere on your body. You

asking [ __ ] to come up with a vocal

[ __ ] It's not tough. She just happened

to find [ __ ] redheaded gate out of

nowhere. Put some thought into it and

figure out where the [ __ ] that was at.

You got it, big dog. You sound

absolutely crazy, man. You got it. You

got it. You [ __ ] get on podcast mics

and just start lying about [ __ ] It's

perfectly fine with me. Just know that

that [ __ ] sounds real. Why does

everything you disagree with got to be a

lie from [ __ ] Please answer that

directly. Imagine any time you get stuck

in some [ __ ] You say, "Oh, I

wasing." Imagine. So when you doing the

[ __ ] it's okay to lie. Answer that

cuz I'm tired of that. Every time we say

something that we believe in, you say

[ __ ] is like, "Yo, don't say [ __ ]

y'all believe." I just told you that's

good for your brand. [ __ ] you. Who you

talking to? Who you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm

the [ __ ] that

stand. I don't have a brand. I'm talking

to you. You talking about your question.

Yo, you get up here every week and say,

"Yo, I'm lying for the pod." You the one

that say that. You [ __ ] are worried

about your brands and your friends, man.

I don't have a comment. Why tell me

about what's thoughtful?

Because some [ __ ] actually care about

the thought of get told if you would if

you would listen for a second. Put your

mic away from you for a second. Thank

you. What I'm trying to tell you is

thoughtfulness takes time. No, back up.

Don't touch the mic. Thoughtfulness

takes time. You asking [ __ ] to come. I

can't come up with six thoughtfulness

right now for my girl on the moment on

the fly right now. But if I took the

time to put some thought into it, I

could do it. That's what I'm telling

you. The same thing for her, the same

thing for your girl. That five senses

[ __ ] she did, she didn't come up with

that on the fly. She thought about that

and said, "You know what? This would be

fire. This would be for that baby. Don't

do it again." But that's unappreci on

you because you don't appreciate

thought. Hey. Hey, baby. This was super

sweet. Wow. Your thing is you don't

appreciate. I can smell and feel and

see. I'll slap you for right now, [ __ ]

I'll right now. We will show you for

her. Hey, this was so thoughtful. Don't

stop thinking.

What the [ __ ] Don't think again. Okay.

Or alternate the years that you think.

Let me ask you. Next year, kill it

without thought.

Salute. So you think it was a like

saying say long did something you

remember when that's not

what I'm thinking. I'm just wait

somebody who That's not what [ __ ] said

though. Do you remember when LL brought

you the plaque right and how thoughtful

that was? Imagine if Shade happened to

get in contact with him and have him

bring you the plaque. Would I have what?

If Sharday got in contact with L, we

going to be having a different

conversation.

Mama

say I'm thinking about some [ __ ] Let me

tell you the

type of [ __ ] I am. She might have

talked to some [ __ ] in the past before

that that made a song and then on her

little Instagram she get to pick a song

and going to pick a song from the [ __ ]

Oh my god. How y'all feel about that?

Wait, what the hell? What? Where yall

stand on that? You got to run that.

If Rim's ex makes music. Yeah.

Let's say X from 20 years ago. Sure. Oh

[ __ ] No. 20. Not 20. Not ex carry on.

Okay. I'm not your heard parks. Sure. I

want to hear more. I want to hear more.

Friend X from 10 years ago makes music.

Uh-huh. Fire, too. Yeah. The slaps.

Okay. You like this [ __ ] Yeah. We carry

on. Yeah. It might be pretty good. This

is why I'm hot today. No, tomorrow. Rim

posts uh a picture or a story or real

with his with his bot behind her. This

is why I'm hot. And she adds a song and

it's him. And it's his song. Yeah. I'm

secure.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't

know. What I'm not talking about.

What made you think that one

been out of your whole

iTunes? Look, it ain't even his new

joint. It's his slack from years ago.

Hey, are you making her delete the You

know, he got a new joint. That's why I

don't [ __ ] with awful [ __ ] It work

two ways.

Work two ways. Oh, you being thoughtful.

Thoughtful. So shy get in contact with

Onyx and them [ __ ] but not L. [ __ ]

like I have my Onyx photograph. Back the

[ __ ] up.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm

before you get

and I'm talking [ __ ] right now. But my

girl is a great giftgiver. You've said

that before. But 10% of that I feel like

is cuz I've said to her enough

thoughtfulness

that's like that first one she killed

it. Got the kaleidoscope [ __ ] with me

and Lex and it was like a every time you

twisted the thing she smoked that.

That's when she thought that that would

do something to me. See, you don't

respect thoughtfulness. I'm telling you.

No, I do respect it. It's sweet in the

moment, but right after that it's going

in the little fr the the junk drawer.

[ __ ] the thoughtfulness drawer. Oh my

god. I open the junk drawer the other

day. I seen all the little Father's Day

pictures that my son did in the school

for me. I said,

"And I slam the [ __ ] out of there."

Like, what do you want me to So, you

know what a thoughtful gift would be?

For your girl to get get in that drawer,

they make a thing where they take all of

your school [ __ ] and they put it in this

dope ass book. Yeah. So, somebody

thinking about you, that's that's

something that you could carry on when

you

50. My [ __ ] when a [ __ ] got money, a

money, another money gift don't mean

[ __ ] That's why the girls always ask,

"What do you give the man that got

everything?" That's what I call a watch.

Watch him. That's what I'm doing. You

can't say that. That's what I'm doing.

You can't say that. Yo, why you keep

saying [ __ ] is hating on [ __ ] with

money? Everybody money is relative.

Y'all touched money my whole [ __ ]

life. So money don't do nothing for me.

So I'm not hating on a [ __ ] with money.

I'm saying that for a [ __ ] that has

some money, a thoughtful gift matters to

the man. You got other [ __ ] up here

that's saying it, but you might got more

money than us. That don't mean your

opinion weighs more. Well, and I'm more

thoughtful than y'all. So you said we

take money off the table. I'm more I'll

kill y'all on the thoughtful gift,

[ __ ] It's crazy. What you base that

off, [ __ ] Have a thoughtful gift off,

bro. Have a thoughtful gift off here to

give it to each other. I mean, I've done

that already. Wait, no, no. I have Wait,

hold on. The That's true. Yeah, Ice is

pretty good. Dan Parks is too he really

I'm sh I don't mean to be shooting Ice

and Parks right

now. They they kind of they've done

they've done it and it was thoughtful

and but y'all stay right there though.

That's the point. Wait, wait, wait. I

was just bing

guys and you guys. No, I love y'all.

Contradicting himself when Paul gave you

that gift. That [ __ ] touch your heart.

You like, oh [ __ ] No, that was great.

That was great.

I keep saying get to six, y'all. Dog,

Ice bought you some [ __ ] for your nose

hairs and your ear hairs. The [ __ ] cost

$30. No, that was fine. Y'all keep Y'all

are not responding to my point. I'm a

fan of thoughtful gifts. I'm saying that

at six of them, I disagree. It's going

to be a struggle that you're going to

say, "Hey, give me that other shit."

Disagree. I disagree.

Y disagree now after you bought all the

cars and the cribs and the chains and

the jewels and the [ __ ] new

lawnmowers or sheetrock, whatever you

[ __ ] be buy. Now y'all disagree. Y'all

done bought all the flash [ __ ] already.

Now I disagree, dog. You got a year to

think about a gift to give me. True,

true. You got a year to think about a

gift to give me. Don't nobody do that,

man. Everybody thinks Yeah, I'm two

weeks away. Two months

away. I don't listen to this though. But

for the person that does have everything

and you want to make an improvement, you

got to think harder. You got to think

harder. Have y'all got y'all partners

something that thought thoughtful

a bunch of times. Yeah. And some of the

[ __ ] be little [ __ ] that my thing is

with my gifts, I want I don't want

something that's going to go in the

drawer the next day. It's thoughtful and

I want you to I want it to be used a lot

like so some indoor thing. I put my wife

a Van Clee [ __ ] She put that [ __ ] in

the drawer. [ __ ]

is your girl that the jewelry type or

did you buy it for you? I'm not [ __ ]

with you cuz I see what you

That was funny. What' you say? It was

funny. Okay, I'm not saying you said you

said indoor something. Go ahead, Flip.

What did you say? Van indoor what? Park.

No,

like something indoor girl. Please.

Something she can use in the house. I

heard. All right, we heard you. I'm

sorry. Thank you.

This will make your job a lot easier.

Hey, this is from Chef Gordon Ramsay.

[Music]

Stop that joke. Stop that. Stop. Stop

making

that. I'm letting the jokes go. Yeah. My

wife likes me. She She likes gold, but I

bought the Van Clever. She like, "Man,

I'm not going to wear this all the time.

I'm not that type of person." Maybe it

was for me. So which means right there

that means that for

nothing that wasn't thoughtful. Got it.

That's what we saying. You just bought

some expensive [ __ ] that's popular out

here. You bought it for your girl. Your

girl not even the type of person that

even that wouldn't she like you got a

lot of [ __ ] jewelry on her hand. But

it's that Caribbean. Yeah. Stuff gold.

The darker gold. Yeah. Yeah. She like

that. And restraint by the way. I got to

applaud you for that cuz I don't want to

disrespect cuz I get in trouble a lot

with that. But she put right in the

drawer. I'm like, "Why isn't in a

drawer? You could wear it. It's just a

drawer, [ __ ] In a closet." Holy [ __ ]

That was funny. That was funny. This is

by mistake funny. These [ __ ] about to

snuff me. Yo, y'all [ __ ] mad at Yo.

That [ __ ] is Yo, you my man. You don't

play when it comes to that [ __ ] [ __ ]

Your money ain't don't give a [ __ ] about

your money, [ __ ] I'm a man, [ __ ] I

do. My girl Portuguese, [ __ ] She

[ __ ] way from Portugal. Got the dirt

from Portuguese. She got the sand from

the beach and brought it and put in the

cakes, [ __ ] We walked on the stand to

give it a first time, [ __ ] Who

the [ __ ] you think you're talking to,

Joe? I like when you go like that is.

[ __ ] that [ __ ] ish. Word. I like

thoughtful [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] The first

door, the first door I got, my girl

reach, [ __ ] My first house I lived in,

my girl purchased it for me, [ __ ] With

my brand, [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ]

[ __ ] That's thoughtful, [ __ ] Yeah,

it's your childhood home, [ __ ] We We

lit. We lit. [ __ ] that [ __ ]

I tried to go buy my childhood home,

too. That [ __ ] ain't working. She said,

"How about you say now?"

All right, never mind. I went to Que. I

went to I went to Queens. I went to Love

and Ham. Well, how much is that? I had

that many childhood memories here.

[ __ ] [ __ ] the house.

[ __ ] about this. Yo, the floor still

creaked back there. Now, they cleaned it

up, too. I walked in there. I recorded

the whole [ __ ] They cleaned it up. You

went in the house? I did. You asked the

people, "Can I come in?" No, I grew up

in the house. Broke in record. just with

me. How you know? We know people without

No, but it it was it was nobody bought

it yet. So, you know, when they fix it

and the doors open. Yeah. So, I was

surprised. I was [ __ ] So, my old room I

was telling people like, "Oh, look." But

little twin bed. Yeah. Yeah. I had a

bunk bed when I was here.

You had to cut the bunk bed in half

[ __ ] to make you see like Well, some of

the bunk beds the metal joints. The

metal joints. The metal joints come out.

A metal bunk bed. Yeah, [ __ ] You cut

it in half. Not cut it with the joint.

You unscrew it.

Yeah. I don't know what that Yeah. You

lost.

He not going to answer. Not at all. I

know you calling. Me too.

What, man?

Yo, y'all got a good young team, man.

Y'all got a y'all got a good young team.

Y'all got a bright bright future ahead

of you guys, man. Jaden Ivy, y'all will

get back.

You'll get some players back and you'll

really give it Beef Stew. Beef Stew be

back soon. Nah, y'all y'all put up a

y'all put up a good fight. You just came

up against a more veteran, a more

experienced team, a tougher team, a team

that's been there. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa. A tougher

K team with a little more grit. No,

you're going too far. Hopefully next

season Kade will take the next steps to

superstardom. He's well on his way.

Shout out to Bicker Staff, a coach of

the year candidate who will do a great

job in grooming him and developing him

as a talent. You guys, the

Pistons, have a really bright future.

Now, you did you guys did manage to lose

every single game played in Detroit. And

that's partially my fault because I

didn't tell you how much New Yorkers

love Detroit. Detroit is such a

beautiful

city. No, honestly, I spent a lot of

time out there. I had a really good

time. Some of my greatest friends out

there. Some of my best soldout shows

happened in Detroit. Uh Detroit

threesomes are fire. Uh my my hotel over

there by the uh Motor City. Come on. The

casinos. Yo, what y'all did for music

with Mottown.

What y'all did for the carcass?

What y'all did for the car industry and

automobiles and everybody being able to

drive now. Yo, don't never let nobody

take nothing away from you and your team

and your abilities. When K when K start

getting superstar calls, y'all gonna be

different. Listen, there's some really

good free agents out there. You guys

will take the summer off. Go enjoy

yourself. I see Malik Beasley likes to

tweet and Instagram. Now he has all the

time in the world to get his Instagrams

off, right? Uh what else? What else?

What else? What else? Oh my god. All the

Detroit celebrities. It felt so good to

see Tim Hardaway Senior, Rip Hamilton,

Ben Wallace, Chris Weber, Big Sean, all

of these [ __ ] that I think should be

at their

house. All of these [ __ ] that we're

not used to seeing, it was good to get a

glimpse of them for a second before we

head on to Boston for round

two. I I don't I don't understand what

the purpose of of your speech uh that

you just gave. Well, I mean, are you are

you being complimentary or I'm being

complimentary. The the series is over.

There's no reason to talk [ __ ] to you

guys while you're fishing

while you're on vacation, while you're

in Cancun. Hey, did uh did Bicker Staff

have his exit meetings with everyone

yet? Or is that later today? Nah, that I

think that might be that might come

later in in the in the near future. I I

would say this, the part that hurts is

this team probably won't be back.

Everybody everybody like some people

might be gone, right?

Nobody knows. It sucks when you give it

your all with a squad and then a few

[ __ ]

We just lose them and all. It hurts. It

hurts. Let me go see something. Now,

what were you saying, my brother? Nah,

I'm saying man. Amazing series, man.

That boy Jaylen Brunson is tough, man.

Uh that that little dude, man, is a

problem. He does a good job of

representing. Wait, if I knew you was

going to say his name, I would have said

it with you. We can say it together

maybe now that the series is over. No,

no, no thank you. No thank you. One,

three. Come on. Come on. No. No thank

you. No thank you. All right. So, I'll

do it without you. That's cool. One,

two. His name

is

Jaylen Brunson. Hey, did did that did

that Thompson twin get back from Mars

yet?

I'm not going to let you do that to my

young fellow. You're not going to. But

did he get back from Jupiter?

That stop on that stop on a dime. Bring

it back. Cross. That [ __ ] looked like a

glitch. I I thought my TV was broke.

It look like what? It looked like that

move you did during the game.

I did some and broke my knee out there

[ __ ] around trying to be trying to be

[ __ ] young. Oh, listen man. I thought

y'all was going to pull it out for a

second last night, Jared. I did. Yeah,

man. I mean, our young boys fought hard,

man. First time for a lot of them in

them spots. Um Yeah. That's why Malik

Beasley hands were so sweaty at the end,

right? Oh my goodness. Don't do that.

Don't do that. When a guy When a guy

makes six, seven three-pointers, that is

the guy you want with the ball in his

hand. 4 seconds left in a three-point

game. But the ball was in his hand.

Yeah. No, not at all. The lights are

bright. Yo, bright lights could also

make your palm sweaty.

None of that. You know what my favorite

part was? On the Jaylen Brunson shot, it

shows Detroit's bench.

My last 30 times seeing the shot, I

wasn't looking at the shot at all. I was

just looking at Detroit's bench and how

you guys uh ended up leaving leaving uh

the arena. Did you make it home safe?

Well, I'm talking to you, so clearly I

did. Well, I don't know if you're home.

You might have came to New York trying

to still live in the nostalgia of it.

You might have came to New York and

found a hotel or something. Still trying

to be down. Wait for greenhouse. Yeah,

man. out enjoying some some good weather

in in in Detroit. Plenty of time to do

that.

Plenty plenty of time to do that. Hey,

ain't it great to get sent home while

you already home. Can you speak to that?

I will say that is that is much better

than having to take that flight. Yeah.

Flight back. Even though I was looking

forward to a game seven. You You told me

you promised me I would see you in New

York. I made dinner reservations, but

I'll just cancel and have it for one

now.

I'll just have I'll just have dinner for

one now. But you guys look good, man.

Uh, and I got to tip my hat to you for

answering the phone. Got to, man. You

know, win, lose, maybe. Got to be the

same. He answered the phone, man.

They don't really got nothing to hold

their heads over, bro. All of those

games that they lost. All of those games

that they lost were nailbiters. Tough

games from a young team. Um, they some

people look at it like they overachieve.

No, ain't no We definitely did that. I

Some people I think that's

disrespectful, but they did a good job.

They had a great season. That [ __ ] they

they ain't got nothing to hold their

heads over. No. And I'm talking I'm

talking

the the Piston fans have absolutely

nothing to be ashamed of. Y'all y'all

showed up and showed out. Uh listen, it

had to go this way. If not, Tears might

have lost his job, man. Y I'm I'm sorry.

We We can't lose to the Pistons. Nah.

Nah. We We got to go home when we

supposed to. That's the second round.

Maybe. Um, do you have anything you want

to say to me as a fan of the winning

team? The team that sent y'all home in

five games. Oh, no, six games. I'm

sorry. Six games. I'm just

Congratulations. Congratulations. Fun,

entertaining series. Your boy Brunson,

man. What What can you say? A hell of a

performance. Clutch player of the year.

Yeah. You know, and y'all didn't double

him. Y'all didn't double the NBA clutch

player of the year. He served. He served

to that. Y'all didn't double the clutch

player of the year. Let him catch the

pass freely. Y'all get me to do all

that? Y'all left your young boy on an

island by himself against a stone cold

killer, the NBA clutch player of the

year.

Is it my turn or your turn to talk? Oh,

yours. I'm sorry.

Hey man,

congratulations to the

team. No congratulations to you at all.

And we'll see y'all next season for

sure.

Wait, after the series? After the series

you just saw, y'all looking for us next

season, too? Absolutely. You looking for

everybody next season? We not even

focused on next season, to be honest

with you. We just focused on the next

series, man. Y'all need to be. I got

your hands full for sure. Yeah. No,

don't worry about it. Hey, can you hear

this uh audio I'm playing? Finds

Hardway. Hardway back. No, I can't. I

don't. He lost it out of bounds with 410

of a second. I'm playing when Malik

Beasley lost the ball out of bounds with

four seconds rem. All right. All right,

Jared. We ab Oh,

hey. Hey, Jared. We love you, man. Good

luck next season. All right, y'all.

Peace. All right, dog. Peace. Peace.

[ __ ] played the clips. Your [ __ ]

What? What? What? What? What? This

nigga's an idiot. Holy [ __ ] So, who who

y who y'all play next? Uh Boston.

Boston. Tough. Oh, again.

It's over, right? Oh, okay. Yeah. Last

time you was jacking that, yo, Boston

going to lose last time. We got a chance

last year. But you think that I think we

have a chance this year again. Very,

very slim chance. I think I got a

chance. It's a slim chance, but

So, Boston is healthy.

Yo, you know on the Monopoly, you know

on a Monopoly board, the chance cards,

them the ones that get your head cracked

around the board. I mean, it could give

you advance to go. Uh-huh. I think the

Knicks have a very slim chance against

the Celtics. But even if they lose, how

many think How many games you think it

go regardless? Like whoever wins, uh, I

think if it goes six, Nick fans will be

pretty happy.

Anything past that, that's a blessing. I

don't care. But this might be the year

they fall off. And it's the last year

that they have that team together. The

team is too expensive to keep together.

So, who cares? I don't care. Not if they

win again. If they win again, it's new

ownership. That team is breaking up.

There are reports already coming out.

They're looking to cut salary next year.

It's a It has to have money, bro. They

they spent close to a billion dollars.

Uh that that's No, the new owner is not

coming in looking at you spend close to

a billion dollar. We already won a

championship. We're not doing this

again. But if we win, somebody got to

go. If we win two, then I then I got my

money and I'm getting out of this

getting out of it no matter what. You

think they're getting out of that this

summer? Okay. So, you think about Oh,

go. So, you think they're gonna break up

the two? No, that's saying something

different. I'm just saying that team the

way it is. I'm saying this team as

presently constituted won't won't be

back. That don't mean they breaking up

Tatum and Brown. Mhm. I'm saying maybe

Drew Holiday is not there. Maybe Derek

White is not there. Maybe Porzingis is

not there. Hford is 59. Yeah. He going

to take the league minimum. Something is

going to change. Although he might tap.

Something is going to change about that

Celtics team. But we got a series to

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run your game. Did you come up with that

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it.

I know that's IP. I just slid. Hey, my

man. That's just IP. I just My man

moves. I know that trick. I just slid. I

be saying that some run your game.

That's me. No, not

you. You giving me that. Yo, that's

fine. Can we use Yo, you got that?

That's That's you. That's Hey yo, if

they gave me Oh, wait. Hey yo, Freeze.

If they gave me a big up front like

that, I I'll give them an IP. They gave

me a big up wait.

If they gave me a big up front like

that. All right. All right. Kick and

pass coverage.

The biggest of fronts. The biggest of

you got pass coverage. And that ain't

true. [ __ ] give you a big bag today and

you don't do half what he asked you to

do. Right. That's not true. That's not

true. Right. That's subjective. That's

not true. [ __ ] get bags with

stipulations. Yo. No. You got to just

give a [ __ ] a bag. Hey, they give you a

bag with no chips in it. Wait. Air in

the bag. Oh, he said [ __ ] give you a

bag with stipulations.

All bags come with ain't no bag. Yes,

that's what they're doing out there. I'm

being funny. There's some stipulations

extreme and some are not. Okay. Period.

I'm not talking about you. I'm talking

about general. I know you're not talking

about me. Me and you going to work

together till

2037. Yo, the I know you're not talking

about me. Me and you are a team. You

upset them when you at least 2040. You

upset them when you do that. You upset

them that you The love that you had for

me. I love you too much. The fact that

you want me, you upset me. I love you

too much. It don't get to me. Your game

don't get to me in a way. It got to me

the first game. The first six months it

ain't. I was like, I'm Then I started

seeing his game. Nah, I'm not. What's my

game? Tell them my game is to constantly

to constantly boost someone up to make

them keep Some would say all I do is

insult people on this broadcast. I No.

Well, later on you do. Not initially.

You boost. It's fine. You You go over

there and give a look.

No. So now a [ __ ] feel like he got to

give more. It's a trick.

It's a Ice. You look at Ice. You're not

agreeing with this pimp. Yeah. Wait.

Whoa.

It is. Yo, you've been doing a lot of

spinning on me. I want to see the same

energy after three. It's three.

Oh [ __ ] See that? That's part of it.

That's it. Good example. Don't come. You

mean take this [ __ ] out of what? I'm

taking out the [ __ ] Simon [ __ ] [ __ ]

Wait, I ish. Why are you helping him?

You confused. You threw me off just now.

He said he just described what pimples

do. Don't help nobody else. Don't help

nobody else. Let me fight with these two

[ __ ] You body that [ __ ] [ __ ] would

get up. Yo, whispers you to the side.

You killed it right there. Fire, [ __ ]

That's positive encouragement.

I don't know why y'all think that's a

game. You We can't talk We can't talk

about it here, but I don't know why

y'all think that that's Jeep. I I I

think that you really mean it. And I

think that you you are the one that see

what you see. So you know you know the

metric so you know what's happening and

what's doing it and you you morale is

important in the work space but you

overmoralize [ __ ] if that's a word

[ __ ] moraliz like you do [ __ ] like to

everybody. You do the same [ __ ] to

different people at different times.

That's your bag. And you get caught

doing it. Yo he did that to y'all. Yo

here go man. Can y'all hear me? Pay

attention y'all. I'm so loud. This was

fire, [ __ ] Keep up the good work. Yo,

we killing it right now, boy. I swear to

God, you do that again. We out of here.

Come back in here. No, we got to do

good. Yo, come

on. Come on, [ __ ] We caught you, boy.

We I catch you. I think that [ __ ] is

fly. But I I look for it. They don't

give a [ __ ] them [ __ ] Oh, I got time

to look for that [ __ ] like, "Oh, he did

it again. Oh, he bigging him up again.

Oh, he bigging him up. Oh, he big me."

So, do you think I should stop biging

y'all up? No, I don't think you should

stop biging this up. And I just think

that you mastered a way to do it in a

way to make a person feel good in the

moment.

Good. You should be That's great. Do you

think it Do you think it should be a

collective? Yo, we doing great. Let's

go. Not individual. Individual. Now, now

if other [ __ ] is seeing you do that to

a certain individual, what do you what

is that telling other people? You do it.

So if a [ __ ] looking at you

like, "What are you saying? I don't

understand what you're saying. What is

he saying? You told me don't join in.

No, don't join in and help them. But

explain to me what you're saying. I

ain't he talking. I ain't saying [ __ ]

I'm laughing. If your man If your men

don't understand me, Yeah. I don't get

it. Yeah. I'm losing you. I'm saying

that when you do those tactics cuz in

one breath I'm you sound like I do it to

everybody and then in the next breath

you sound like I don't do it to

everybody. You do it to everyone at the

expense of others but not realizing that

you're doing it at the expense of

others. So if some if you if if if

[ __ ] is sitting here and it's a team

and we're watching you big somebody up

to the side and giving them the credit

like yo [ __ ] because of you this [ __ ]

is the [ __ ] that Joe do which is fly how

does everybody else feel that may hear

that you don't do it privately [ __ ] go

to the [ __ ] call them [ __ ] on the

phone or go in the [ __ ] corner and do

it well I don't think that anybody