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>> [music]

>> Microphone check. What is this?

[music]

Back to business.

I guess right now we should start the

show.

[laughter]

>> You telling him where to use his backup

location.

>> Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome,

[laughter] welcome, welcome. Yo,

welcome. What?

>> I'm all with the self-deprecation. So

>> that ain't even that.

>> This is where we start.

>> That's not that.

>> I shower and I don't lather my legs

really.

>> Oh, so you white.

>> I just feel like I got pants on. I'mma

[ __ ] the same. Laugh it or not down

there. [laughter]

>> I don't lather my legs.

>> No, I don't. Not always anyway. But if

my baby is there and she'll come over

and I put my leg, she do all that. So,

wait. So, you're like, you you shower

white? [laughter]

>> That's what I just said.

>> No, no, no, no, no. We're talking about

outside of the shower.

>> Oh,

>> putting lotion on after lathering.

[laughter]

>> That is lathering.

>> I thought you lather with soap. Lather

with soap.

>> Are y'all saying that you cannot lather

with lotion?

>> You might start with [laughter]

typically how lather

in black people lingo, lathering is done

with soap. Listen up. We got to just see

what's going on.

>> No, you probably

>> Yeah, it's with soap.

>> A frothy white mass of bubbles produced

by soap or a similar cleansing substance

when mixed with water. You cannot lather

with lotion. I'm wrong. [laughter]

>> I'm wrong.

>> Unless you hold you 45 might be doing

you all right, bro. It's like your a I'm

wrong in like a week or two.

>> Well, y'all are more schooled than I am.

>> That has never stopped you, bro.

>> Word. That ain't matter. That didn't

matter before. Which is why I

>> Now you're just willing to be Oh, okay.

Somebody else might be right. Before it

wasn't that.

>> Oh, this my good [ __ ] too. This down

here.

>> Yo, don't see this [ __ ] Yo,

>> no [ __ ] Don't throw me the [ __ ]

[laughter]

>> No, that's a good one.

>> No, this [ __ ] all right. Give me that.

>> Audience that's listening and watching

my I don't have lotion on my ankles. I

went to get my lotion out of my bag, but

it ain't in there cuz my girl been

digging in there. Oh, cuz it's over

there. So Ish is amazed that I'm using

my lotion to put lotion on my body.

>> That's not what happened. What happened

was this [ __ ] got this fancy French

[ __ ]

>> Hold up. Ice. Y'all know I don't [ __ ]

with lotion. This [ __ ] here is smooth as

silk right?

>> Really?

>> Yo, no smell, no nothing.

>> I have really good products.

>> I I know. I mean,

>> and you know, you know me for [ __ ]

>> over here for you.

>> No, no, no. This is new Joe.

Yeah. Yeah. You didn't have French. You

didn't have French lotion. You have

Vaseline intensive care. I never in my

life had Vaseline intensive. [laughter]

I never in my life watch. You know me a

while.

I never had

the [ __ ] WITH THE BROWN TOP. [laughter]

CRAZY LIKE HE WAS THE MEDICATED

VASELINE. BOY have no $30 lotion back

then, my [ __ ] This is me, bro.

>> Poor as could be. I was in the body

shop. This is my [ __ ] good though. I

like

>> told you what you think.

>> As broke as I've ever been, I was in the

box, my [ __ ] [ __ ] is made in France,

bro. Anyway, [ __ ] So, this is what

happened. The [ __ ] ain't have the other

two lotions that he got. He only had the

French one.

>> So, he about to put the [ __ ] on his

ankles. I'm like, "Yo, my [ __ ] let me

get the French [ __ ] from my hands. You

can use the medium [ __ ] for your ankles.

Nobody want to see your ankles." Tell

him what to do [laughter] with with his

old [ __ ] Yo, now this [ __ ] all right.

him who just started wearing lotion. You

don't wear lotion.

>> Yeah. It wasn't until he started

potting.

>> I don't wear lotion now. He started

potting it and was like, "You know what?

>> Not bad. That lotion stuff."

>> No, I might have been on to something.

>> That's one of the problems [ __ ] with

them white girls.

>> No,

>> you be in the house just feeling like

you you could do it, too.

>> No, my girl wears lotion. I need

[laughter] lotion. My makeup. He ain't

[ __ ] You have a different regimen than

she does.

YOU GOT ASS DIFFERENT. My girl wears

lotion. I know. Y'all can't be in there

doing the same [ __ ]

>> You stupid.

>> We got to be careful with certain [ __ ]

with mixing culture.

>> Nigga's a [laughter] [ __ ] idiot, man.

>> For real. You know, Parks peaked in

there and stole some [ __ ] from

>> Sure. You crazy.

>> You know Rim in there with that fire. He

tall and just [laughter] white.

>> Yeah, absolutely.

>> Just mad [ __ ] pale. He stole some

good [ __ ]

>> I don't know what you be doing. So, I

don't You ain't quite got a regimen yet.

Did Ace call you? I don't know who that

is.

>> I don't know who's Ace.

>> You don't know Ace?

>> Nah. Who's that?

>> The [ __ ] that chased you all around the

campus.

>> What campus?

>> The campus you was just at.

>> The the long haymaker [ __ ]

>> The [ __ ] Yeah, the [ __ ] He gave put

his arm around you. Took a walk.

>> Oh, YOU [ __ ] [laughter]

What camp you talking about?

>> Then he gave you his phone

>> on V.

>> Said put your number in there. You

obliged.

>> Watch your mouth.

>> I didn't know if you was coming to work.

[laughter]

>> Watch your mouth. [ __ ]

>> Did you see that? I didn't see that.

>> What happened, Flip? You good?

>> His nigga's a liar. Don't [laughter] you

leave?

>> I swear. I swear.

>> Find the part. Is that why you kept

calling me?

>> That's not why we here.

>> No [ __ ] You need to back up. No. I

called you one time or something. You

didn't pick up.

>> When I tell you Ace walked him all Jill

Scott long walk. [laughter] Damn. All

around the campus.

>> Oh man. And Flip wanted him to get away,

but Ace looked like he was on that type

of timing. So,

>> Oh, you talking about

>> And Flip is out of town.

>> So [clears throat] Ace said, "Yo, give

me your number."

>> I didn't give him my number. Watch your

mouth. You gave me a phone.

>> He gave me

>> when when you took the phone.

>> I put my Instagram in there.

>> No, you put your nothing in there.

>> Show me right now.

>> And then said,

>> "Yo, don't forget to hit me."

>> Oh, man.

>> N

Where was that?

>> And then say, "Yo, I've been in that

spot before when when the gang

>> Listen, when the gang [ __ ] come in the

strip club, I get my phone number UP,

TOO." [laughter]

>> HEY YO, FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT GOING TO

allow you to [ __ ] on the beautiful and

wonderful people at VSU. They show me.

>> Shout out. Shout them out. Shout out to

VSU.

>> You know his name.

>> Virginia State University. That's my

first H.B.CU that I went to the

homecoming. It was amazing. They showed

me a lot of love. And I want to salute

everybody there. I don't know what this

old [ __ ]

>> who's catching flashbacks. He won't

shout a [ __ ] out cuz of some past [ __ ]

He shout a [ __ ] out album, [ __ ]

>> That [ __ ] right there. I'm trying to

tell you something.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I would I would talk over

me too.

>> This [ __ ] I got I got 40 of these shits

cuz I bought the travel pack [ __ ] So,

it's like they all different flavors of

this.

>> Shout out to V. Get this [ __ ] the [ __ ]

out of here. Cory, what the [ __ ] you

been in here doing? Catch up with you.

[laughter]

>> They got some sense to it.

>> Yeah, this guy.

>> All right,

>> two girls.

>> Best show in the world [laughter] right

here. Where else [snorts] will you get

this type of [ __ ] nonsense?

>> This type of breakdown on lotioning your

body parts after the shower

>> or be impressed.

>> Huh? Or be impressed when you go out of

town and try to shoot content but ain't

check in with the thugs of the campus.

>> Got to check in. Got to check in. Yo,

that's where you

[ __ ] jumped on you. Show me love. See,

street [ __ ] think they only got to

check in in the streets and it's false.

>> Go on some of them campuses with your

little skit mess. Ace ain't having that.

>> I don't [laughter] know who that is.

>> I know you. You know, [ __ ] back in the

90s in Virginia State in the early

2000s, [ __ ] that [ __ ] was like

outside.

>> That [ __ ] was beautiful over there.

>> [ __ ] was kicking [ __ ] doors in.

>> Kicking [ __ ] doors in. At [laughter]

least when you talking came out in the

'9s, I was kicking doors in by then. I

don't know what you talking about.

>> I'm going to go back to college though.

Well good.

>> I'mma finish some other schools first

and then I'm going to go back to

college.

>> Good. What other schools you finishing

first?

>> Don't worry about it. It's none of my

business. [laughter]

>> You bought it.

>> You're asking too much.

>> So, you're enrolled somewhere right now.

You're enrolled in the

>> No, I'm not enrolled anywhere in no

program. I don't have the fake rapper

doctorates that they giving.

>> No, you should though. I hate that.

>> I want to go back to school. Hey yo, I

ain't doing [ __ ] one time. When I get

married, when you first came on the

show,

>> the [ __ ] out of that house.

>> When we first came on the [laughter]

>> Oh, you going you actually going to the

school

in the BACK OF THE ROOM STYLE,

[laughter]

>> RIGHT? YO,

>> I got a plan.

>> I got a plan. When I get married, she

come up there with these kids.

[laughter]

>> Be right in Georgia Tech.

>> Not even recognize you.

I [laughter] can't go away to school.

She think just her kids is going to

school.

>> This [ __ ] go to school.

>> No, your kids is just going away on

scholarship. I am rich.

>> I'm paying.

>> I'm I'm paying. I'm going to school.

>> [ __ ] said I'm going to get a

scholarship.

>> Angela Ryan talking [ __ ] about me all

day. [laughter]

>> I'm going to get my I'm going back. I

You know what? I ain't doing else.

>> That's funny, sir.

>> Everything that I left school and told

them [ __ ] I was going to do and

they all laughed at me.

>> I did it.

>> I did it. Now I'mma come back and rub it

in your face. Hey, Mr. Professor, how

much you make?

>> Oh, okay.

>> No, I'm just saying I hate school so

much, but now, [ __ ] you ain't doing

[ __ ] else.

>> You ain't doing nothing else. You did

it.

>> That's funny. It's dope.

>> You working with your friends. Like,

what more you want to ask God for?

>> Yeah.

>> You [ __ ] rapped. You toured. You done

been places. You talking [ __ ]

>> You're dumb still, [ __ ] A man. A man.

Yo, you did all this dumb [laughter]

s. Stop playing with me.

I changed my life like that basketball

game did.

>> I did all of this with just

>> 10th grade.

>> 10th grade.

>> Not knowing how to spell karaoke.

>> That's a tricky one.

>> That's tricky.

>> Karaoke.

Sou Falls. [laughter]

>> I forgot.

>> See or some [ __ ]

>> Oh man. That's what

>> I did it though. I'm going back.

>> That's all that matters.

>> You're going back.

>> That's all that matters.

>> Buy a house for her to be lonely in.

Yeah,

>> you can make a library,

>> but then it's going to be we going back.

>> Ah.

>> Oh, that's true. We enrolling.

>> Yeah, we

>> Oh, yeah. My girl ain't letting me go to

college.

>> You crazy.

>> You ain't getting that off.

>> You not getting that off?

>> Mhm.

>> Got go to all boy school.

>> Depend on that. [laughter]

>> Get more house, [ __ ] We We dorming.

She be ready to spell. Go ahead and get

the bunk bed. [laughter]

>> Twin size. We go to go see a house

tomorrow till I sorted the virtual tour.

That virtual tour [ __ ] some [ __ ] up,

ain't it? That camera dude made a left

[laughter]

like, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" ONCE THEY

GET OUTSIDE of the beautiful realtor

pictures that they show you and you like

start looking at the grid,

>> you got to make a little alteration.

>> Look at this laundry room. [laughter]

>> You got to see.

>> They should get that straight for you.

They should fix that for you for a nice

word. Your man right here.

>> It might take a little while. the

laundry room.

>> Praise going to take a minute.

>> He'll get it done.

>> That's what bothers me about my

friendship with Ish. Like I can't hire

him. [laughter]

>> Like I got some [ __ ] that need fixing,

but that

>> Why can't you

ain't going to respect me?

>> He going to argue back on what you

>> respect me at the that this dig. He

ain't going to respect me. We at the

house I bought. I bought some land. Yo,

>> this is how big I want my I'm not

arguing with him about how big I want

some [ __ ] in my house. You don't you

know you don't need a kitchen that big,

[ __ ] Shut up, Malcolm X. Build build

my [ __ ] kitchen and shut up.

>> I don't want to hear no lip. Can't do

that.

>> Yeah, I don't want to hear that like

this. [ __ ] you don't need this

side of this. If he hired you to build a

kitchen, what would you do? Would you

just build a kitchen?

>> And then you got to hire more staff for

the house I'm trying to buy.

>> Hey Mark,

>> them for them for me.

>> Look, [laughter]

they Ecuadorian now. Ecuadorian [ __ ]

his kitchen much bigger.

>> Mr.

>> Yo, talk

right now is

>> Yo, [clears throat] what's wrong with

you dog?

>> This [ __ ] called my phone the other day

and was like, "Yo, why you answer the

phone?" Yo,

>> yo, I needed some of your I said, "Hey,

bro, what are you talking about?

>> I need some of his workers." I didn't

say I need some of your I said I need

some of your work.

>> I think you said that. But I [laughter]

mean,

>> yeah, I hope they forgot that part.

>> Oh, yeah. You did said you went and got

some Africans.

>> Yes.

>> No. want to support [laughter] the

>> Why is their ethnicity important? Yo,

>> why is that just co

I'll tell [clears throat] you later why

it's an important topic for the show

today. But I want to I want to support

undocumented people cuz they don't get

labor. They don't get access to jobs.

>> I'm trying to do the right thing and I

pay him a fair wage. [laughter]

>> They get MAD ACCESS.

>> OKAY, SPIKE. OKAY, SPIKE LEE.

>> I PAY I work full of [ __ ]

>> I pay him No, I pay him a very fair

wage. You gain him $100, right?$150.

>> I didn't give him 200. I doubled it. I

double 100 each. I think I think you I

think you said you gave him something

different last time.

>> Just rewind it when we I mean not now,

but I mean like audience. No, no. I'm

saying I gave I gave him more than they

asked for. I'll tell you that.

>> He said that question. Do you have a New

Balance deal?

>> Well, you've been looking I love the

sweatuits. They fresh. You doing the

matching sneakers. I heard you on the

phone saying, "Yeah, I got everything

on." [laughter]

>> You came in.

>> Just make sure the check is right.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> I just want to know you got the socks

too again.

>> You had the socks last time. Oh, we we

we found him.

>> He do.

>> Cuz we've had situations before where

people have deals and they don't let

people know

>> word.

>> Oh, we did.

>> Mhm.

>> Oh, I didn't know. I won't say his name.

Yeah, he definitely did.

>> Oh, he did.

>> Mhm.

>> Got you.

>> I I don't know anything about that.

>> Okay. You didn't answer the question,

though.

>> I don't have a New Balance D.

>> Okay. Can

>> Who go into a Who go into a store and

just buy a whole New Balance and let me

get everything on this mannequin.

>> A 60-y old man.

>> I think I see an MV on there. [laughter]

>> For that, bro. I'm telling you,

>> I ain't stupid. I just I just

>> How long is the deal?

>> You got a uh pandy deal.

>> That's not P. This is some other [ __ ]

Lend the phone.

>> I know about Pandy.

>> No, it's not. But ask this question.

>> I answered it.

>> Yo, if we get outside deals for like

apparel, can we just come in and rock

it? You don't care

>> or you asking for a cut.

>> He can't ask for a cut. It's certain

[ __ ] he can't ask.

>> Oh, he ask is for [laughter] LIKE [ __ ]

YOUR [ __ ] MIND. YOU KNOW I DID,

[ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] [ __ ] THIS THE

ONLY [ __ ] I MEAN, [ __ ] HOW THE [ __ ]

YOU AIN'T [laughter] MY DEAL, [ __ ] I

ALREADY TAKE ENOUGH [ __ ] ARE YOU

PLAYING WITH ME?

>> REMEMBER THE LAST TIME. [laughter]

>> GET THAT [ __ ] WRONG WITH YOU.

>> You know that case by case.

>> That's crazy. [laughter]

>> [ __ ] That means I want to see how much

money it is and I want to see who

wearing it. [laughter]

>> Yeah. How much do I believe in this

vision,

>> right? If I think that this is going to

take off,

>> get on the ground floor.

>> Need a little bit. [laughter]

>> A little bit.

>> I got to get on the runway before it

take off.

But y'all got my friendship support like

in anything that y'all want to do or

come in here and endorse like but with a

cap of course like past a certain number

then

bad. [laughter]

>> Yes.

>> Yes. What's wrong with you? Let me ask

you a question. How would you know?

>> Don't ask me [clears throat] no

question. So now we going to sit here

and lie. I was going to have fun with

y'all.

>> But now we all going to lie.

Are we all going to lie about this?

>> Wait, I don't know what the lie is. I

don't know.

>> Probably. But what's the question? You

got to know the question.

Yes. I likely will, but I want to know

what the answer.

What's the question? Okay. Ish comes in

here with I hate that we do this here,

but Mark is good at the job. Ish comes

in here with an idea. [ __ ] reusable

dog food can. Something something I

think is going to go. But now I think

that this I think the second that this

is announced.

>> OH, SOMEBODY WE just need an audience of

people.

>> Mhm.

>> That can hear hear this. Where could we

get one of those?

>> Say there was a place.

>> I'm saying I would have to have further

conversations with is

>> Are y'all saying

>> that makes sense?

>> That's not the case for y'all. No, that

makes a lot of sense.

>> Like we were you.

>> Yeah.

>> Um, no. I would support my people and

let them

>> sellable [laughter]

food without

he said he was going to lie.

>> I think Mark would

>> Mark would what?

>> Just let you rock.

>> No, I I really would just let you I

think it would I would think you would

not y'all got Miz [ __ ] up.

>> I wouldn't be mad at the conversation.

Basically, it's a commercial.

>> Miz throw enough activism out there to

make you miss the radical [ __ ]

[laughter] Like

>> y'all not Mr. Radical [ __ ] Mr.

capitalist [ __ ] [laughter]

>> and that wow

>> the racist [ __ ] all night

>> which we'll get to it some

[ __ ] he's standing there y'all

>> like mark up later this episode I'm

fully shocked

>> oh man

>> I'm got to hear what they talking about

>> you're going to agree with them

>> no agree with him

>> oh with us oh yeah you're going to agree

with us it's possible no no you're going

to agree with us

>> all

You he be able to jam.

>> Did you take a picture? [laughter] He be

trying to go back. Listen, I be TRYING

TO GO BACK to the [ __ ] that may not

listen. Act like it's my [ __ ]

[clears throat] I got [ __ ] SOME BLACK

[ __ ]

>> WAIT, YOU HEAR THIS ACE? [laughter] YO,

STOP.

>> Ain't no [ __ ] name. Just chill. I'mma

send you some music. Yo, I'mma put you

on. You know you got an iPhone. You know

we can send playlist through the iPhone

[laughter] now.

>> Oh man.

>> This iPhone to iPhone. Nah, I enjoyed

how the last part started. So I'm I'm

I'm staying in my age appropriate bag.

>> Okay. Okay. Staying in my

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] Parks, man. I miss you.

>> How you feel, man? Miss you too, buddy.

>> Feel good.

>> See, he ain't say

>> Parks is the smoothest dude.

>> About to play some Stacy Lisaw, [ __ ]

>> Oh, that's that's my

[music]

job saying we used to play this in a

cult every week.

>> I'm not being funny.

>> Yes, [laughter] you are.

>> I'm not trying to be. Are you serious?

[laughter]

>> Yeah, cuz Nibiru, the ship was coming to

take us.

>> In the mic, please.

>> The the ship Nibiru was coming to take

us off the planet and save us. And so he

would play Starship, come take me away

every Sunday. [laughter]

>> And hey, Cory, I'm with you.

>> Just get a man part of the month if

you're going to keep doing mama. And

when I hear

when I hear that song, I immedately

think of of Eaton, Georgia in the cult.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> He was singing as Dr. York, too.

>> Mark about turning into a zombie and

[ __ ]

>> right? [laughter]

>> That [ __ ] [ __ ] me You start doing some

[ __ ] in here. I'mma elbow [ __ ]

[laughter]

like sinners.

I'mma elbow [laughter] this [ __ ] out.

>> He got little friends, too.

>> Here I

alone.

>> You know what I mean? We doing it for

the lovers out there. [laughter]

>> Always going. [laughter]

We missing too much. WE MISSING TOO

MUCH.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE [laughter] THE

AUDIENCE knows what y'all

>> I said he got into a trans.

>> I SAID HE GOT INTO A TRANS. He said

trance. I'm sorry. [laughter]

SO MARK'S A trans

part of the cult. [laughter]

>> It was a funny bit. You

sorry.

>> Come on. Force them D's man.

>> Word.

>> You don't know about this. If there's

one person in here that knows about him,

[laughter]

it's him.

>> When he used to run around saying he was

Cuba good and [ __ ] [laughter]

[ __ ] that LI

>> when the boys in [laughter] the hood was

out, man. [ __ ] was running around town

having a blast.

>> [ __ ] was out way [ __ ]

>> I was like 7 years old.

>> How many [ __ ] was your cousin when you

were younger?

>> I don't do that.

>> Rick Fox. Who? Give us some more lights.

>> I don't Rick Fox. [laughter]

>> Rick Fox.

You was definitely related to

Christopher Williams. You did that.

>> Oh yeah. [laughter]

Christopher was

[ __ ] though. You might

>> I'll be unsure.

[laughter]

>> This [ __ ] say, YOU KNOW, JOHNNY

MATTHEWS, I'm a man.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Holy [ __ ]

All [ __ ] [laughter]

>> Oh man,

[laughter]

>> yo, you're a fool. [laughter]

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> Old [ __ ] just be lying, my [ __ ]

>> Damn, [ __ ] You into everybody

[laughter]

talking about I'm I'm in full force.

I'm skinny like A LITTLE

>> [ __ ] WAS [laughter]

[ __ ] was getting some wild eyes off in

this in

>> No, for real. Honestly,

>> I got tears in my eyes.

>> Y'all are idiots. All right.

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> We have to do a pause at some point.

>> All right.

>> All right. Enough of y'all. I have to

intro this, please.

>> All right.

>> People have the volume up in their cars.

[music]

>> LADIES, YOU WITH [screaming] YOUR MAN.

TAKE THE MIC FROM HIM. WELL, YOU LIKE

THE SUN.

[laughter]

>> All right, one [laughter] more. One more

chorus and we're start

one more chorus and verses talk. All

right.

>> How you come on? How you cut this? How

do you cut this off? Let it rock. Let it

rock. Let it rock.

>> [music]

>> All right. All right. Oh my god.

[laughter]

>> You got to get the performance weather,

[ __ ] There's a lot.

>> That's fire.

>> How you know that song? Yo,

>> that's fire.

>> I was going to ask him the same thing.

>> Yo, how you know that song?

>> How you been on Atlantic Star and Sty

Stacy last time doing no tribe called

Quest Mop? No. [laughter]

>> Well, when I was younger, I told you

when I used to go to my mom, only one

station would work. The AM station here.

>> So, she would play all the [ __ ] Yeah.

>> 1430

WJ [laughter]

baby.

>> Had to do that.

That's crazy.

Your wedding going to be lit. Let us all

come out.

They going to be crying.

>> That's a beautiful song. Yeah, it is.

They not coming out. But

>> that's all might have to be be played at

a wedding.

>> Of course. What up?

>> I know the young girls probably don't

the young wives probably didn't do that

cuz Back That Ass Up came out, which

we'll talk about in a second cuz that is

still a way. That should come on your

wedding song. That is still a wedding

song. Back it ass up.

>> Always for me is LIKE ONE OF THE

>> THAT COULD be the song.

>> That's a That's in my top five song.

>> Which song? That song.

>> Always.

>> Yeah.

>> That Where here and now is a couple that

like for me.

>> Here and now. Heatwave. Always and

forever.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Puppets.

>> Make it last forever. Keep sweat.

>> Jesse Pow. you. Yeah, absolutely.

>> New ice and

>> uh in Parks's case, uh wait till I get

my money right. [laughter]

That was

>> from TV. I ain't going to lie. Park's

wedding was It's time. Me and I got I'm

going to do it. [ __ ] I [laughter]

I'm done waiting on you. You ain't going

to wait on me.

>> I had a long talk real quick. I Let me

intro this. What episode is this?

>> 873.

>> Welcome to episode 873 of the Joe Button

podcast. Brought to you by fueled by

powered by Prize Pix Price Gang. I am

your humble, gracious, grateful, highly

favored, fully dressed host, Joe Button,

here. I got an amazing night's sleep. So

happy to be here with you guys. And I'm

here with some Pardon me.

>> I like your shoes.

>> Oh, thank you, man. Not bad. Appreciate

that. They really comfortable. Really

comfortable. Take um I'm with some with

some really good people. The most

amazing cast in the universe is here to

my right. Queens get the money. Queens

Flip is in the building next to him.

That's right. He still works here. Our

good brother Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in

the building next to him. He still works

here even though he went and bought 200

Powerball tickets. Big is King Waw Wa.

Mr. Thousand Doors and Up himself is

here. Next to him, you already know the

vibes. Mr. Take it Further himself. Mr.

Your favorite troller's favorite

troller. Big Freeze in the building.

Next to him, you already know, man. Come

on. Needs no explanation. Smoothest guy

I know. King Elmyra. Big Parks is in the

building. Next to him, Po is here. Cory

is here. which I didn't speak to you

about your weekend, but I will at some

point. I will at some point. Don't think

cuz we ain't talking that I'm not still

monitoring your situation over there

with this girl. Uh Erikson is here.

Savon and Tan are here by remote. Last

but certainly not least, each and every

one of you very important people are out

there. Shout out to the Patronis. If you

are not subscribed, now would be a great

time to do so before the prices raise

January 2. Mhm.

>> Now,

>> I I really had I'm going to ask a very

stupid question that I'm serious about.

>> I love this.

I'm cool with guy proposes.

[clears throat]

Guy gives her an engagement ring.

>> So now the world knows that this person

is off the market, right?

>> Uhhuh.

What exists for the guy to let the world

know that he is also off the market once

he proposes [laughter]

>> girl? His word.

>> That's it.

>> Nothing.

>> His word.

>> Nothing. Plus, once you get engaged, she

ain't never going to be separated from

her. They'll know

>> the girl. I'm telling you, the girl,

>> you won't have to do nothing. She'll be

right there.

>> Her

nothing.

>> I receive what y'all are saying. I know

what you're I think there should be.

>> I said this is one of the things I want

to change.

>> Okay.

>> You going to start it

>> because

>> you want an engagement ring. I follow

up.

>> Don't do that. Don't do that.

>> I follow up.

>> An engagement chain. Set you up.

>> That's how I normally do.

>> Engagement [laughter] watch I think

should be the thing.

>> Engagement watch. Engagement watch

should be a thing. Engage.

>> Engagement watch. You want to wear a

ring like like a

>> I'm saying that something should exist.

If the men that holler at your wife

decrease by 30% because there's a ring.

talking about right there.

>> No, no, I'm not trying to come up with

No,

>> that's not real. But increases.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, that's not how that's not how I

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] want to nail marry women.

>> Yes.

>> That can't be true.

>> No, it's true.

>> It is.

>> It's true. Yeah. I don't think

>> it gives them a nice out to be like

that's what I'm thinking about. You're

right.

>> They still holler.

>> They still holler. Are you crazy? For

sure.

>> You ain't got to commit.

>> Mathematically, that cannot be true.

>> You don't commit. Listen to him. She

married already said before already.

>> You ain't got to commit. So she go [ __ ]

the wedding breaker. [ __ ] he know.

>> I said the [laughter] look at this.

>> Y'all don't think that uh an engagement

ring deters.

>> I think it deters some. But you don't

think there's a community that it

deters.

>> I think there's also a lot of men that

uh feel like she's fronting. Like it's

not even a real ring.

>> Joe.

>> Yo, this is the most toxic ro.

A wedding ring don't stop a [ __ ] from

Harlem.

>> It don't. It stop a few. I think 30% is

crazy. I think 5% maybe 10%.

>> Yeah,

>> I was listen that wasn't my man. I

wasn't trying to come up with real

numbers. Something should exist for the

man to where I'm not just running around

saying, "Hey, I'm engaged. Hey, I'm

engaged." I agree.

>> I'm a hot piece of ass still.

>> So, come up with something.

>> They said she trash.

>> I think we should get watches.

>> No, they [laughter] didn't. No, this is

No, they didn't.

>> And they probably did tell you

[laughter]

>> you right there. Save him.

>> Nah, for real. What he was doing. Oh

wow.

>> Give me more details. [laughter]

>> What?

>> They can't do it like that.

>> I love this. I think we should get

engagement watches.

>> Yo, no. Rings. I think rings.

>> I think it should be a ring.

>> I think it should be a ring.

>> I'd rather have a watch.

>> No, that's a good reason why we already

wear watches.

>> I'm going to tell you why the watch

ain't really the good idea because the

thing is it's not just the ring. It's

the finger that the ring is on.

>> So all of that is a symbol of

>> a man wear a watch.

>> Can't tell. It don't say nothing. You

wear a watch right now.

>> Maybe put it on the other other hand.

some way where they watch on the other

hand

>> that they're weird.

>> No, I need a [ __ ] I need my own I

need a ring. I'm changing that. I need

>> I think if you watch right hand you're

weird

>> cuz she keeps sending me clips of like

whatever the the wedding ring is it

connect to the wedding band you already

so women just get to have a

>> women having a blast. You paying for a

wedding a house a ring another ring.

Yeah.

>> Mhm.

>> This ain't just the first ring. You got

to upgrade later on. Yeah, you got a

refi.

>> My wife already talking about the

upgrade.

>> Really? What? 2 years?

>> YES.

>> OH, HELL. SHE NOT SHE NOT TO BE FAIR.

SHE [laughter] NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING

more money now.

>> She's not asking for it now.

>> You're making more money now.

>> Just put it out there.

>> She's she reminded me that there is a

reup that will be happening.

>> She ain't want to bleed you when you was

at these campuses on the podium.

>> Five or 10.

>> Five, I think. Five, right? Yeah.

>> Oh, YOU S COFFEE AGAIN. [laughter]

>> WHAT YOU WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT?

>> SHE SHE AIN'T WANT TO BLEED YOU WHEN you

was black bled and she was SHE STICKING

[laughter] BY YOUR SIDE BY SIDE NOW. SHE

WEATHERED THE STORM.

>> He got porches. Oh, there's a Patreon.

Let's go. [laughter]

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> We going through like tires week.

>> That is so funny.

>> That's hilarious.

>> Man, we do fire.

>> This whole [ __ ] is designed to keep is

is against us anyway.

>> I'mma do it.

>> We waiting on freeze [ __ ]

>> We deserve We deserve

>> free going to have the drone. I'm

waiting on you. Little piece of jewelry.

>> Yes.

Yo, when when you guys got married, your

wedding pens that you have, y'all bought

them?

>> I bought them. I bought mine.

Is that traditional that they supposed

to buy it or no? I don't know.

>> Mark got his [ __ ] from Sjourer [ __ ]

walker or somebody. [laughter]

>> Yeah, she goes by Tiffany. But yeah, he

had his [ __ ] blessed. She come

bless this week. [laughter]

>> Here's Tiffany. I do I have a platinum

one and a gold one.

>> Yeah,

>> Tiffany. Depending on which depending on

which Rolex he

[laughter]

>> Tiffany be of the block.

>> Yeah,

>> we got Cuz I've been at Tiffany's too. I

ain't see you mean

Tiffany

>> little Tiff that jump rope [laughter]

with the with the Acura

>> I'm playing with

the GO [ __ ] THE GO

>> WITH THE [laughter] ACURA.

>> YO, I'm watching some of them dude

wedding band [ __ ] Maybe maybe it's cuz

y'all got married back in the day.

That's that's great.

>> THE NEW [ __ ] THAT'S OUT.

>> Extravagant [ __ ] My girl like the black

one. My girl like the uh fire.

>> You see the black joints.

>> I don't like the black joints.

>> I know. She's fire.

>> That's good for you. Fire. I don't think

I ain't trying to make a joke. No, they

don't.

>> I skipped the joke bonding with you.

>> No, Parks made the joke. [laughter]

>> You were looking at wedding bands.

>> No, my girl seen them the other day and

was like, "Yo, you like that?" AND I WAS

LIKE,

>> "OKAY, [laughter] OKAY.

>> Stay focused, y'all. We [ __ ] YOU SHOULD

HAVE KNEW WHEN YOU GOT THAT DOG. WE

SHOULD HAVE KNEW. WE SHOULD HAVE KNEW

WHEN YOU GOT WHEN YOU GOT LITTLE MILO

AND PHOTO. YOU [laughter]

SHOULD HAVE KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON,

[ __ ] LET'S GO.

>> Milo and Pho.

>> This nigga's a fool, man.

>> Look at my man is. That's right, man.

They playing.

>> Oh, that's your wedding band. The dog.

[laughter]

>> That's hilarious.

>> Got you a new best friend. Hey, she got

a question real quick cuz we do talk

about marriage a lot up here and your

wife your your girl is an avid podcast

listener. Do she ever come to you about

y'all getting married?

>> Cuz we talk about it a lot.

>> I mean if you're in a relationship ask

question.

>> No, if you're in a relationship marriage

comes in as I'm saying

downplay our [ __ ] [laughter]

>> How do you avoid it like you have? Maybe

you can give me some more. I'm running

out of I'm running out of excuses.

[laughter]

I'm running out of fights to start. Come

on. All right, fine. You She got my girl

got a dog already. She had the big dog.

[laughter]

>> That's supposed to buy you.

>> No, it's for real. How do you How do you

>> We've had marriage conversations, but it

don't be no pressure or none of that.

>> So, when she mentions like a wedding

band, it looks good on you. You don't

see that as a hint?

>> Was watching TV?

>> Uh-huh.

>> CAN WE [laughter] SEE YOU LIKE THAT WAS

IT?

>> YO, this is my man. Y'all love

>> BECAUSE WHAT YOU WAS WATCHING, [ __ ]

Y'ALL GOT NETFLIX. THE ONLY [ __ ] YOU WAS

WATCHING IS THE INFOMERCIALS.

>> HE is 100% him no matter what. We was

watching TV.

>> What did that change about what we said?

[laughter]

>> Like it wasn't a a conversation. It just

so happened to be we was watching TV and

>> and she liked the band the black ring.

>> Well, that's cuz you need two people to

have a conversation. She initiated the

conversation when she said, "Oh, look

bae."

>> Anyway,

>> wow. What do you think of that one bae?

>> You turn up the volume. [laughter]

>> Is this the BEST PART?

THAT DAMN THAT DAMN MOMES. [laughter]

>> YO. UH,

>> is she is she had to throw a hint point

yet?

>> Nah,

>> [ __ ] That was a hit.

>> That was the hit.

>> No, no, no.

>> If he keep missing a hint, it don't

matter.

>> There's subtle hits and then there's

>> [ __ ]

>> He know the hint. He avoid the hint.

>> I'm saying she had that point.

>> She's still doing just subtle hints like

do you like that wedding band?

>> Yeah.

>> Is there Yeah. Thank you, Mom.

>> Is there a world talk about if you want

>> Is there a world where that you're just

missing the hints?

>> My girl not like that.

world where this conversation is going.

>> My girl is [laughter]

that's funny. Yo, my girl not really the

subtlety type. My girl will just be

like "Yo what

>> [ __ ] are we doing?"

>> Yeah. She don't really be

>> When do you anticipate the [ __ ] are we

doing conversation?

>> I don't know.

>> Okay.

>> Long as we can straight along.

[laughter] I'll be coming to your

wedding, BUT YOU AIN'T LEAVING US OUT

GETTING MARRIED, [ __ ] On the islands

where we flying, [ __ ]

>> You're more than welcome.

>> Hey, make sure.

>> My girl sending me all these Tik Toks of

[ __ ] that proposed after a year. So,

[laughter]

They stupid.

>> Look at this [ __ ] with [ __ ]

[laughter]

push back, bro. How many of them still

together now though?

>> Yeah.

>> How many happy?

>> They ain't got what we got, babe.

>> Yeah,

>> I'm doing it. But this is like my third

my third. Harra, so I don't feel like

[laughter]

making

>> I don't feel like making it all.

Balloons in the sky. [laughter]

ONE FOR THREE IS NOT BAD.

>> One for three isn't bad at all.

>> Stupid.

>> Come on. You know what time it is. I

stop playing, man. Come on. Come on.

What's popping? [laughter]

>> Anyway,

>> did I intro this? I did.

>> I'm me. We are us. That's true.

>> Awesome. Uh, let's get right to it.

>> I got an issue though. Or not issue, a

question. Cuz you said you bought a

bunch of Powerball tickets.

>> Mhm.

>> Oh.

>> Mhm.

And then earlier today you suggested

that you might buy some Powerball

tickets.

>> No, he said we should buy them

collectively.

>> Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. [laughter]

>> No, that's not what you said. You did

say that we should do like the off.

>> Yeah, you already trying to be grimy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. My ticket.

>> That's if we lose.

>> Okay, I did. Yeah, right.

Never mind. Look, I'm good.

>> The rest of us want I'm going to buy my

own ticket.

>> Well, you already bought your own

ticket. I did it. But I don't want to be

in the county [ __ ] with you.

[laughter]

>> We wouldn't hurt each other over money.

>> 700.

>> I wouldn't hurt you over a million. You

got to be clear in that bag right there.

14 bricks in that bag [laughter] right

there.

>> OH, YOU KNOCK.

>> YO, I for one would be cool with the 100

million if we you know,

>> I'd be fine with that. But I don't think

Joe should be a part of it.

>> I think we should X Joe out

>> cuz he already got it.

>> Yeah.

>> Damn, [ __ ] Wait, wait. I'm talking

about even think Joe should be allowed

to play power BALL. I THINK [ __ ] LIKE

JOE SHOULD EVEN PLAY THE POWER. THAT'S

WHAT I'M SAYING. YOU DID NOT

BALL 700.

>> YO, you are crazy. Y'all [ __ ] is nuts.

>> But Mark really has these radical views,

so I can't even be mad. He's dead ass

about

>> I'M DEAD ASS SERIOUS. IF I BUT LIKE

THIS, IF I HAD YOUR MONEY, I WOULDN'T

PLAY POWERBALL. That's what I'm saying.

>> YOU

THE [ __ ] OUT THERE THAT COULD ACTUALLY

WIN THAT NEEDED.

>> HE GOT TOO MUCH MORAL LIFE. I'm not

saying he don't know. Hold on. I just

said I wouldn't DO IT.

>> HOLD UP. HOLD UP.

>> So Joe playing the power ball don't take

away from another [ __ ] that might

potentially get it.

>> Yes, it does.

>> Yeah, that's where my problem with him

is. Your action

>> cuz if they win too, THEY SPLIT IT.

>> ALL RIGHT. THE OTHER [ __ ] AIN'T

COMPLAINING. I BET YOU THAT MUCH.

>> MARK, your action don't change the

system. Another rich person could win

it.

>> Yeah.

>> I DON'T THINK I'M TELLING ALL RICH

PEOPLE DON'T PLAY. SO Y'ALL DON'T BE

PART OF THE MIX.

>> I know. But you telling me,

>> not you personally. I'm not saying just

you as Joe. I'm saying anybody that make

as much money as you.

>> Mhm. I don't think I'm at that much

money.

>> And that's where we go back to earlier

Patreon episode we had where I asked you

what is that number for you where you

put a cap on what people should be able

to attend.

>> I ain't playing putting a cap on how

much money you should earn right now.

I'm saying

>> power ball.

>> You just put a cap on it when you said

somebody that makes you powerball

earning.

>> No, listen. You said somebody that makes

as much money as him

>> shouldn't play

>> shouldn't play which means it's capped

at the amount.

>> I'm not saying it should be a rule. I'm

just SAYING [ __ ] COME ON. [laughter]

I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD OUTLAW IT. I'M

JUST SAYING. COME ON, DOG. YOU UP.

>> AND I'M TRYING TO get Well,

>> and not for nothing. Up is relative.

>> Yeah. Word. You up, too.

>> Yeah.

>> And I think anybody

>> That's a [ __ ] that looks at Joe like a

welfare case. [laughter]

>> I think that's what that's

what we in the situation we me

[laughter]

should not be.

>> That's why we WAS BEEFING, MAN. STOP.

>> Cuz the funny part, that's why I don't

[ __ ] with Mark because if I believed

that he truly believed what he was

saying, he would be included in that.

Indeed. I don't play. That's why I don't

play Powerball.

>> Yo, Mark,

>> I'm going slap this [ __ ] up. I hate

[laughter] this [ __ ] Yo,

>> I respect he go.

>> WAIT, SO WE GOING TO DO the company

Power Ball, you know?

>> Well, I'm a team player now. [laughter]

>> WAIT, HOLD ON. I DON'T [ __ ] WITH THE

CHEMISTRY.

>> WE GOT ESTABLISHED UP HERE OVER the last

couple.

>> What's What's that [ __ ] called? It's a

load. You want a load restriction? Uh,

Kawa,

>> you [laughter] got you a team player. So

the team win, you know, the lessers

>> freeze. When he thought y'all won, the

[ __ ] stepped off AND TOLD HIS WIFE

IMMEDIATELY.

>> YEAH, I FORGOT THAT.

>> I'M NOT OVER THAT [ __ ] HE SAID, "HONEY,

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS [ __ ] IT'S AN ICE

WOMAN." AND MY WIFE WAS LEGIT MAD AT ME

LIKE LIKE YOU MAD.

>> I I WAS DISAPPOINTED.

>> NO, YOU NO, NO. I'M SAYING I'M SAYING

SHE WAS MAD LIKE I [ __ ] UP.

>> SHE WAS LIKE, "HOW'D YOU MAKE SHE HAD A

41 AND YOU STILL DIDN'T GET IT? LIKE

WHAT THE [ __ ] YOU WANT ME TO DO?"

>> YOU WAS SCRATCHING them shits LIKE

[laughter]

FIRE. YO, and that's on the Patreon.

>> I forgot that. You did that. You

fronting up here.

>> What am I fronting on? I didn't play. HE

GAVE ME A TICKET.

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, "THOSE is my

brothers. I'm happy they

>> I'm in a good space. It don't matter if

they won or not."

>> I didn't I wasn't in a good space.

>> Mark get away with a lot of [ __ ]

[laughter]

>> If I WAS IN GOOD SPACE, I WOULDN'T BE

WORKING HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? [laughter]

>> IF I WANT TO GO HOME, LOOK WHAT YOU

DOING. ALL

>> [laughter]

>> RIGHT. PLEASE BRING A [ __ ] HOME.

>> STOP IT. YOU FINE UP HERE, MAN. VITAL

[laughter]

you wing.

>> See man, YOU KNOW MARK WAS CALLING OUT.

>> FUNNY [ __ ] ABOUT WHAT HE'S saying is I

could tell that there's a lot of them

educated [ __ ] that got smoked with

Mark and can't wait for him to get his

little hoot and patooting ass back over

to that.

There's quite [laughter] a few. You know

what they want? I've seen those.

>> I won't be back.

>> Waiting for the starship

[laughter] to go to risk.

>> Yo, y'all are showing y'all yesterday.

>> We got a great show lined up for y'all.

>> [ __ ] are full.

>> Y'all are dig.

>> So, what we doing? We going to buy the

tickets. We buying tickets.

>> We buying tickets.

>> Count me in.

I'll be a team player. Don't worry.

Somebody somebody going to go. Y'all

know where to go. And yeah,

>> actually go to two spots over there by

that Tim Hortons, too.

>> Yeah, that's the spot. [laughter]

Somebody want over there.

>> Go to that Tim Hortons. But go down into

my little You mean back down my

[laughter] All right, we got a great

show line. This is the best show on

earth. Make some noise for the best show

on earth. Best show on earth. Uh, great

show lined up for y'all. Let's get right

to it. Come on. An hour in. [laughter]

Hour in. Let's get right to it. I care

>> versus

versus

>> versus back.

>> Ice.

>> Well, no.

>> First, I just want to salute them for

actually bringing versus back and being

successful. Sure.

>> Kick their backs. Well, a lot of people

I didn't say I didn't. I said a lot of

people myself.

>> I think you got equity check over there.

Yo,

>> he did.

>> I think I did. [clears throat]

>> But I mean, ask me how I got to Where's

that? Where's that mill?

>> [laughter]

>> You still want this [ __ ] in your power

[laughter]

right off

>> millions killing. [laughter]

I do got to look in some of my old

jackets.

>> God [ __ ] All right. [laughter]

>> [ __ ] trust her. Stop y'all.

>> Oh man.

>> No. I've always said I've had some of

the best times in my life and I'm not

taking them for granted during verses.

versus we just it was a lot of

>> and even when y'all turned on him and

was like, "Oh, that's just some pandemic

[ __ ] It's over. There's no more matches

you could have." I wasn't on that side

of the fence.

>> And that's not because they gave me

whatever they gave me. I just think it

was a brilliant idea.

>> It is. It was a brilliant idea.

>> I just like that they stuck with it.

Like even when it looked like it was

over, they tried over here, they tried

over there, they, you know, announced a

deal with X that whatever happened, like

they kept they stuck with it. and we

have a successful versus

stick with

>> Yes, absolutely.

>> Um, but we did uh get Cash Money No

Limit. Uh, went down over the weekend in

Vegas, Complex Con.

>> Um, I got a lot of takeaways.

>> Before you even get to that, I do want

to shout out Complex Con.

>> Yeah.

>> Mhm.

>> It looked like y'all did the right [ __ ]

this year.

>> Yeah, it seems like that way. Although I

would This is a later thing. The

scheduling seemed a little bit

>> Yeah. Like Yeah. Huh. You had to rush

this off stage at the climax to get

>> to that to what?

>> Well, that that I'm not talking about

disrespect to you. I'm I'm talking about

having the people

>> the right people down there.

>> Yeah.

>> I think I I seen Cam. I seen Fat Joe. I

seen I know they invited us down there.

So, you got that part covered. I saw a

lot of artists down there. It seemed to

be uh cultural.

>> A lot more cultural than normal. Like

Complex Con has been known for it. Like

they got a bad rap. Like Southby started

to get a bad rap just like our Basel

started to get a bad rap. Like when

people are going out there and it's just

not the culture people.

>> Yeah. So even down to the versus lineup

to the versus matchup.

>> Somebody back there knew what they was

doing. I want to tip my ad to those

people. Shout out the complex.

>> That is true.

>> Uh you were saying freeze. I'm sorry.

>> Um no I was just um

so we start with Well, first off a

couple things. cuz I I have a a few

takeaways. Yeah. Start there. Um

>> first was the crowd.

>> I was pleased. Very pleased with the

crowd.

>> Me, too.

>> At first, I'm like, this is Vegas.

>> Oh, I was worried about it.

>> I was very worried.

>> Yeah, I was very worried.

>> I I I wasn't at all. But I'll let y'all

go ahead and get

>> I'm just like, you know, because again,

these are two local groups from New

Orleans.

>> Horrible crowd. That crowd didn't know

what was going on.

>> I disagree about I totally disagree.

Some of them in the front there.

Well, I mean, it was a very big crowd,

but I'm just saying it was still

>> when certain records were performed and

they cut the music, you heard the crowd.

And I'm talking about these not the not

the mainstream hits.

>> There was some of them songs that if you

know, you knew what these parts were.

>> So, I heard a lot of that.

>> Boo for the crowd.

>> Well, we

just want to get your take and my take.

Yeah, for sure. I am booing the crowd.

And I feel like that has to be

overstated

for cultural reasons. Even what no

matter what you thought of that crowd,

once that battle started, you felt like

New Orleans was robbed. If you thought

that crowd was amazing, once that battle

started, you felt like New Orleans

deserved this the way that New York

deserved dip set and I see what you're

saying. I see what you're saying. for

all of the years of buildup and rumors

and if from the '9s to now, people were

shocked to even see some of these people

on the same stage.

>> Okay, so stop right there.

>> It almost might have been better for it

to be in New Orleans, them stream it,

and y'all get some type of uh feed.

>> I disagree. They might not have got the

budget for the budget. They might not

[ __ ] at a wall.

>> Again, this was just throwing [ __ ] at a

wall.

>> Cool. But the the history between these

two camps, especially dating back to

when they first started damn near,

there's a lot of street [ __ ] involved

here. It is.

>> I don't think you can do this in New

Orleans.

>> Oh. For safety reasons.

>> Yes. Got it. That's what I'm talking

about. Again, there was a lot of like

one of the highlight moments that didn't

really get talked about a lot was Master

P literally walking all the way across

the stage to go and dab Birdman up.

That's a very big deal.

>> That's Gucci Jeezy. Well, not well a

step under, but that's that like that

happening at that versus that is a very

big deal. It got overshadowed, but cuz

people don't know. Cuz people don't

know.

>> Yeah, I didn't know neither.

>> That's why I don't think you can do that

battle in New Orleans with as many

people as everybody's going to bring. It

could still be some tension from some

[ __ ] that happened. Perfect. Do it in

Vegas.

>> Sorry,

that's hip-hop.

M.

>> So, however many police you need to get.

>> Yeah. No, I just

>> However much you need to get in Toronto,

[ __ ] So, it

>> that's just a part of hip hop. That's I

agree with

>> and for safety reasons, I'm with you.

But that [ __ ] looks good on camera.

>> No, he's right. It looks good on

pandemonium.

>> He's right for hip-hop. But I I I get

Isa's point. But think about this. They

had [ __ ] Jeezy and and and and

Gucci at Magic City.

>> Okay, let's stop right there. cultural

relevance at

>> correct beyond.

>> Yeah, that took that little bit of angst

that was in the air.

>> It was Yeah,

>> it's part of the package.

>> True.

>> True. But it took and we're jumping. I

know. But it took a levelheaded Jeezy to

say I'm going up there do

>> I'm going up there because I know what

he's going to come with.

>> We again if Master P and Baby walk up

there or if KLC and Fresh walk up there

because those are the producers.

>> If you're doing it without everybody and

[clears throat] their crews and these

Yeah. You could possibly get that, but

if we can't guarantee that, let's move

this somewhere neutral just to be on the

safe side.

>> And it's about money. So, we going to do

it. [ __ ] The budget was crazy. Probably

say that Jeezy has the a level of

maturity to make the battle sway in a

certain direction, which Gucci just uh

>> admitted to on the Breakfast Club.

>> Then you have to say that about Master.

He did. Both of them did. If there were

to be of both of them what?

>> P and Baby.

>> P and Baby.

>> Knock it off

>> to an extent.

>> Knock it off. his record. He was more

mature. Way more mature. Baby, you can

still tell with baby what he was saying.

>> If we were to pick a president, a

spokesperson, a a leader to speak

>> for for us globally for hip hop, Master

P's name would be on the list. He's up

there 10,000%. I agree with you.

>> And that couldn't ring any more true

than when Birdman grabbed the mic at the

end. Whatever peace treaty we had, that

speech was enough to make somebody on

the other side wonder what the [ __ ] is

going on.

>> So, no, he didn't talk about he didn't

talk about

even Turk came out and said you fast

forward.

>> The part you're talking about is when

Birdman said, "Hey, I started this thug

shit." That was before he went into

number one stunner. He's like, "I

started." And we're jumping again.

>> No, I'm talking at the very end. I'm not

>> the very end. That speech wasn't that

internal [ __ ] that he was speaking on.

you have some type of whatever history

and we have a peace treaty or a

understanding or we we we cool today

enough to do this.

>> We ain't [ __ ] a business. Are we

businessmen?

>> Mhm.

>> And at the end cuz it was a battle for

the last word that I don't know if

anybody paid attention to.

>> I saw it. One side would say, "All

right, good night. Bye. We done." And

then the other side would say it. But

Birdman saying anybody that want any

type of smoke, we with it. We roll over,

you kill your [ __ ] ass nah blah blah

blah.

>> Go ahead, finish.

>> It's just not.

>> But [snorts] he was talking to [ __ ] I

hear you. Not just that.

>> He talking to anybody that took it like

he was talking to him.

>> Not just that. Verman, if you notice

right before he said that he shouted out

NBA Young Boy, NBA Young Boy's crew. He

has a new record that he just put out

with NBA Young Boy and another member in

their crew

>> called um [ __ ] That [clears throat]

[ __ ] And literally the [ __ ] he's

saying in the song is what he's saying

there. He's talking in that mode. It's

not talking to y'all. I don't want

people interpret anyway. I don't want us

to speak past each other. I understand

what y'all are saying and I'm not saying

that I'm right. Again, I'm just throwing

some [ __ ] at the wall. I know you're

right. What what what I'm saying that I

even took that differently

>> like him screaming NBA Young Boy, you

know what

>> I'm screaming out current [ __ ] that's

moving. You know how we moving. And

saying that, I don't want to even

highlight this because it was too

beautiful of a night. Mhm.

>> It was too beautiful of a night for me

to even stay here on this. There's

multiple ways that that speech could

have been taken. Let's move on.

>> Yeah, let's do it.

>> Um All right. Well, I mean,

>> you got the tracks.

>> I do have the

>> I have um So, the init first round

>> was 400°

soldiers.

>> I gave that round to no limit.

>> That is I'm not mad at anybody. I mean,

who gives it to 400 degrees though? But

that was a no limit round for me. Just

the way they came out.

>> They came out with so much more energy

than to me. Came out with energy. They

came out looking like a unit.

>> How old is Master P, my [ __ ]

>> He got to be 60.

>> He got to be 60.

>> His breath control to be that old

>> and jogging place. Running in place the

whole entire night was amazing.

>> Not just [clears throat] him. Everybody

on the No Limits.

>> Bos, you're seeing Bos out there. Y'all

might not know Bos. Bos was No Limits uh

COO.

Masterpiece homie. came in the game with

him day one. Got it from the Mig.

>> That's a lik

>> like just seeing him up there jumping

rapping every word. Like they show like

solidarity

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's the locks.

>> Like cuz there's been words, you know,

rumblings. Yo, it's a problem with this

and that and that. But you didn't see it

on that stage.

>> No, you did.

>> You didn't see nothing.

>> Yeah. I want to highlight that.

>> That's fine.

>> [ __ ] all that other like [ __ ] I want

>> seeing Mia X pop out there like that.

Seeing Mac pop out there like

>> sounded great.

>> Mia X breath control was crazy.

>> Anybody on the no limit side, dog, them

[ __ ] look like they just left a rapper

marathon competition for this.

>> They look like they didn't skip a beat.

They look like they could be the 18.

>> Yeah. 19.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Silk.

>> How they was doing them records.

>> Still I run in the beat.

>> I even like that silk the shanka still

can't find the beat.

>> It was funny. [laughter] How do you rap

offbeat twice? Like he was off beat on

the original decade for decades.

>> I never seen nothing like that. Me

[clears throat] either.

>> Like it would be one thing if he was off

beat and but that's just how he raps and

he could do it every time like that. But

he did off [laughter] the offbeat.

>> Yes.

>> Double off.

>> Double off.

>> Double off. Double off.

>> But I ain't going to let y'all play with

Silk Shock cuz I was outside

and

>> and Silk took it light on y'all.

>> Hey, if if she say if she say she wasn't

going, she lied.

>> Yeah, she lied. If she said she wasn't

going with Silk the Shaka, she is lying.

There was a brief time in hip hop

>> where he was [ __ ]

>> the heart.

>> Yeah.

>> He took it light.

>> And one of them albums I bought was

hard. I don't remember which one cuz

they put out too many albums, but one of

them silk albums did have some cool

offbeat [ __ ] They was turning me a

little bit.

>> Yeah, there you go.

>> And we ain't going to act like some of

you current today rappers ain't off.

>> Oh, that's fact.

>> Oh,

I'll show their whole style.

>> Yeah. [laughter] I yeah

>> anyway anyhoos

>> anyhoos

>> anyhoos but yeah um

>> me a ex though

>> that's what I said I wanted when I joked

with you earlier for y'all don't know I

joke with Joe when he walked I said I

want an apology

>> from you and ish

>> cuz when I brought me an ex name y'all

act like me a ex wasn't [ __ ] that's not

true yes it is true totally just parts

who

we can find they'll find it that's not

true y'all totally me X. What are you

talking about? Mia X was [ __ ] True. We

didn't clown. What I said was the masses

don't know Mia X.

>> I'm not talking about that ain't what I

was saying.

>> That's not even that.

>> Mia X came up in in a conversation where

we were talking about some other female

rappers and the female rapper we was

talking about is where I had some Mia X

fun. But that ain't saying that Mia X

ain't Mia X.

>> That's the conversation I'm talking

about. Not that the master's not

>> somebody pull it up and find it. But

hey, I don't even want to highlight that

today. Hey, if you if you say apologies

old, I'll say it. She was that great.

>> She was amazing. She stole her and

Juvenile.

>> Well, that was my

>> This was a juvenile versus clear, which

is why I've been saying I wanted Juvie

to have a versus.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> This was juvenile.

>> Got to put respect on his name though.

He carried he him and Fresh. Maybe Fresh

did his thing, too.

>> You can tell that Juvenile is actively

performing.

>> You can see You can hear it.

>> Looks great. Sounds great.

>> Yeah. He's not rapping over the the the

track for the most part. Like

>> it was I know you're talking about free

even when he missed a part of the hook.

He improvised and you could tell and he

until the part came on. Like that was

something that stuck out to me as well.

>> Juvenile's in great lyrical shape as

well.

>> He's in shape.

>> Yeah,

>> he's in shape.

>> And it's underappreciated in general by

the way.

>> Yeah, for sure.

>> And has one of the greatest

albums, right? Like we'll we'll get to

Wayne not being there, but

before there was a Wayne,

>> there was Juvie. It was juvenile and

this was certainly a reminder of that.

It must have been good to be a kid and

or a younger person and not really know

but then witness stuff like this like

versus is great on just so many

different levels.

>> I remember when um 400 degree I forgot

it might got four and a half mics in the

source or something like that and people

were like blasphemy or whatever. That

album is amazing. It's a classic like

>> he broke down barriers. When High Video

dropped, that was the first single off

400. When High Video dropped, I remember

people

>> literally clowning the [ __ ] out of the

song. Like, what the [ __ ] is he talking

about? He's standing, he look country as

hell. Like, people weren't trying to

hear that. And then next thing you know,

it shot up the chart.

>> It was like on the little video shows

number one. I'm like, "Yeah, this he he

got one." Yeah. I remember [ __ ] are I

was living in Baltimore at the time.

[ __ ] love that Han [ __ ] They wasn't

dissing it.

>> Yeah. from that [ __ ] coming out maybe up

here

was rocking too.

>> Yeah, but that [ __ ] Baltimore they

love that H [ __ ] That [ __ ] was on fire.

>> H deserved a better hole.

>> Yeah, that's true. Definitely that one.

>> He later on became somebody that could

kill that beat.

>> I don't think that was him at that time.

>> He chased that.

>> And they didn't even do hot. Damn.

>> They didn't do

>> No, he didn't do hot. That's what I'm

saying. They left a lot of money out

there. They did.

>> They left a lot on both sides. They left

a lot of money. One of the things I was

thinking about cuz I I I thought the

winner was going to be determined

partially by whether Wayne was going to

be there, right? And we'll talk about

Wayne in a minute, but I didn't know

this was only going to be 12 songs, 13

songs.

>> Well, that was back to that scheduling

thing, which by the way, if it was in

New Orleans, they might if they did the

live stream thing like you said, they

might have been able to push it,

>> stretch it out. They might have did 25.

You know,

>> I think I think Cash Money wins the

longer it goes or I think they have a

better chance the longer it goes. That

was last Saturday night, but 12 songs.

If I had known it was going to be 12

songs, I would have been more inclined

to say No Limit anyway cuz it's easier

for No Limit.

>> I think with No Wayne Cash Money was

going to run out real fast.

>> I disagree.

>> I think with without like even the

records they did perform

>> because you like to hear I Need a Hot

Girl without the Wayne and Turk back and

forth verse, which is the verse of the

song. to hear Project Chick without the

Wayne verse,

>> you you it you lose. The Wayne saying

the Wayne is the first problem.

>> When we first discussed the uh verses, I

said, "Yo, it my it depends if Wayne is

going to be there because a lot of them

songs he had the standout verse.

>> You can't do We on Fire. There's no

Wayne. You're already taking away from

your catalog. If it goes 20 and you

keeping this cash money, not young