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>> [music]

>> Microphone check. What is this?

JB [music]

back to business.

I guess right now we should start the

show.

>> Yeah.

>> Yo.

>> Yeah. You talk. You intro. How

[laughter] about that? You can talk.

Okay.

>> What's up everybody? How's everybody

feeling? Nobody can talk cuz I got mask

on.

>> Feeling good. [laughter] Feeling good.

>> Yeah.

>> Happy Halloween.

>> Happy Halloween.

>> Even though it was yesterday, but still.

>> So what? Halloween character day.

Character day. Hey, look. Look for the

hoes. Halloween lasts all weekend.

>> That's true. And maybe next week

potentially.

>> So happy Halloween y'all.

>> I ju we just told y'all two weeks ago we

don't celebrate this [ __ ]

>> But

>> now look at us bunch of dofs.

>> And y'all did not think that well. Y'all

were so upset.

>> Took my little fast right to abracadabra

the other day [laughter] lying around

the block and nobody clearly knew. Bump

it up.

>> Last minute. [laughter] Last minute. I

was standing outside just in the rain.

Old security guard looking at me just

blowing cigarette smoke in my face.

>> It was a real line,

>> huh?

>> It was in line outside.

>> Yes, it was a line five blocks around

the corner.

>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can't wait till

the last minute.

>> But then something happened in the store

and they needed him to go inside.

>> Stuck right there. It's lit.

>> Got right up in there.

>> So So he needed y'all to go inside

there.

>> Got right up in there. Did Did my thing

did my thing up in Africa? Dabra. Shout

out to everybody listening for

Halloween. Everybody outside right

there.

>> Listen, I can't talk so I'm going to get

right to it. [laughter] Y'all got me in

this mask. Y'all get the intro and y'all

get a thumbnail. And I'm taking this

[ __ ] I got a migraine.

>> Yeah, your eyes look all crazy.

[laughter]

God,

>> Mark ain't move. [laughter]

>> I can't breathe in this joint.

>> Look at Mark Myers.

Look at Mark Myers over there.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Freeze. Look at who you is.

>> A black ninja.

>> I thought you was I thought you was

being ish in in when he was in his 30s.

[clears throat]

>> Oh [ __ ] [laughter]

>> Karate phase. Yeah.

Oh, she made red belt. [laughter]

>> Yeah, it should be here shortly

hopefully. I'm sure he probably won't

dress up.

>> Yeah, it should be here at some point.

>> You think I think you got to do this? He

got to do this.

>> No, but I Oh, yeah. No, I did enough

Halloweens here to know how people do. I

went in there and bought masks for all.

>> I wasn't playing with them this year. No

sir.

>> So, we got masks, guys. In the name of

ice, man. We left him. We left him

hanging last year.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Y'all left me on a limb last

year.

>> I got you this year.

>> And this and this year I was like, you

know what? I'm not even taking a change

of clothes. I said, "Yo, I'm the only

one. I'm the only one."

>> No, I wish you would have text me, bro,

cuz I would address that with you, bro.

>> This gang, you know, I text you, you

don't text back.

>> I'm working on

>> Oh [ __ ] She's the worst text ever on

the whole team.

>> Yeah. No, she don't text back at all.

>> And she'll read it.

>> The only

>> And she got her receipts on.

>> Oh my god. Cy, not you too. No, it's

only saying I don't text back because I

literally text him 4 days ago. He still

has a text back.

>> Well, now I don't think you texting the

right number, baby.

>> Oh [ __ ] Okay. [laughter]

>> Cuz I I be texting you like and like to

check on like your mental health

>> and you just leave that like

>> she don't give a seven phone numbers.

>> Stop it. Stop it.

>> Well, then there's that.

>> And I was checking on you cuz they tried

to You know what I mean? What?

[laughter]

Uh okay.

>> Oh, yo. [laughter]

YO,

[laughter] that's a good one.

>> Yes, sir.

[screaming]

>> I'm sorry if you can't hear me.

>> Yeah, it's all good.

>> I get it.

>> A [ __ ]

What in the hell? [laughter]

>> That's is

that better not be is my man from jail,

too. But you know it's true.

>> Damn. You got dub the jail call. God.

Yes, sir. [screaming]

Shout out to ALL THE PARENTS OUT THERE.

ALL THE KIDS OUT THERE.

Keep the applause going for the best

girl in the world.

>> What's that?

>> Who was that? Mark here.

>> Oh my god. Okay. [laughter] What episode

is this?

>> 874.

>> Welcome to episode 874 of the Joe Button

podcast brought to you by Fueled by

Powered by Price Fix Price Fix Gang.

>> Yeah.

>> I'm your humble, gracious, grateful,

really happy to be here. Host Joe Button

here with some really amazing people to

my right. Listen, y'all got about two

actually.

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's enough. You did it. You

did what you did. Mark is sitting there.

You ever like try to put your cat or dog

in a in an outfit or something and they

[laughter] sit there looking stupid?

>> Oh my god.

>> That's exactly how you [ __ ] this entire

intro.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Just sitting there like,

[laughter]

>> "Oh, what a whole new world."

>> Like from under that damn m. We can take

him off.

>> You can take that off. You can take that

off. I just lifted mine up.

>> Whoa.

>> The things we do in the name of content,

I tell you. Oh,

>> but last year we let Freeze out to dry.

I appreciate y'all.

>> I wasn't going to do that this year. I'm

here with you, Freeze.

>> I told them [ __ ] to bust the glass in

Africa dabbing when they know who Joe

Button was. So they was looking at me

like I was in there trying to steal [ __ ]

[laughter] cuz in the daytime I walk out

looking like that. I walk out looking

homeless. Me too.

>> It's a trick. It's a trick. [snorts]

>> Does it work?

>> It was comfortable.

>> Huh? Does the trick work?

>> Just how I look.

>> I mean it worked. They they ignored me

like they would the homeless. [laughter]

Good. Uh, yeah. No, but I had a good

time in there. Good to see everybody.

Good to be here today.

>> Likewise.

>> Uh, to my right, you know the [ __ ]

vibes.

>> Racking up the tardies, I tell you.

[laughter] Racking up the tardies, I

tell you. Make some noise. Don't call

white girl Big Mo in the building.

>> Oh, wait. And let me put some respect on

that.

>> It's the part of the month.

>> Pard of the month.

>> If you don't know, if you didn't know,

excited. I'm excited. Thank you for

Thank you everybody.

>> First month on the gig. I don't even

know if it's been a full month and you

take Potter of the Month. How do you

feel?

>> It's exciting.

>> You have a speech for the people that

voted for you out there.

>> First of all, to all my supporters that

came over here with me. I appreciate

y'all. Um to all the [laughter]

>> That's only funny cuz it's true. Um to

the people that um had no idea who I was

and enjoy me, I'm so glad that you like

me. I do. And um happy to have you.

>> Yeah. And um yeah, I just appreciate it.

Like, you know, it's exciting. So,

>> Oh, you don't do well with vulnerable.

>> Now I can talk [ __ ] uh in the break room

a little more. Thank you.

>> The break room's just right there.

>> Right there. [laughter]

>> Yeah.

>> I And I I have you winning next month,

too. No,

>> Mark says differently, but what does he

know? Honestly, when I was seeing it, I

thought that that was just something

that like the communities do. I didn't

know it was like a thing.

>> I mean, the the community votes, but we

take it very seriously cuz we led a

community.

>> Okay. I didn't know that. All right.

That's what it is. So, yeah, that's

exciting. Okay.

>> Next to Mona, our used to be part of the

month [laughter]

many, many months ago. [snorts] It was

really impactful back then. I don't know

what's been going on.

>> He let Ammani take two from him.

[laughter]

>> I love how he from me. You let Ammani

take two from chilling already.

[laughter]

You was like celebrating.

>> New shirts.

>> Five in a row, man. I ain't need no

shirts in a while, but it's okay.

>> Our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill,

is in the building. How you feeling,

Mark?

>> I feel good, man. I feel good. I feel

good.

>> Good. Glad to have you here. Of course,

next to him, you already know the vibes.

Your favorite potter's favorite potter,

Mr. [ __ ] Take It Further. Big Freeze

is in the building.

>> What's going on? How y'all feeling?

>> Real good. Real good. How you doing,

man?

>> I'm great. I'm great.

>> Good. Glad to be here. Ready to get the

party.

>> Now you are prepared for if you see

somebody while you in this outfit

>> for them to try for them to try you out.

>> I was just thinking that

>> you got to be prepped for that. So,

>> but he's got he's got the shield on too.

So, it kind of you know what I mean?

>> Could be a little go.

>> Stop, man. Cuz I did core today and I

can't laugh because my stomach hurt like

a [ __ ]

>> Yeah, you did that core and nobody run

at you.

>> Yeah, they going to test that core out.

[laughter]

Don't worry about it. They going to see

how much core you did. Good to have our

good brother Freeze with us. Last but

certainly not least, not even last, we

got some type of

>> You took the horns off.

>> I did.

You need the horns.

>> Are they tight?

>> They are. They are. So I'm like, uh, the

beast or prince charming or my Yakubian

self, you know what I mean? Like

>> mix alter.

>> I like it. I like it. [laughter]

>> Like gay pirate devil.

>> A gay pirate devil. searching for your

booty. [laughter]

>> But you're looking good. I'm glad all of

us were feeling festive today. Everybody

looks amazing. We got Big Po in the

building. Po, you don't do the Halloween

[ __ ] Why y'all think? Cuz y'all ain't

on camera. Y'all ain't like the rules

don't apply to y'all.

>> Should have. [laughter] Good answer.

>> Should have.

>> Yeah, that's when account people taking

accountability don't feel good when they

do it too fast, [laughter] right? Like,

no, let's talk in it for a second. Uh,

we got Big Core in the building.

Erikson's here.

>> Erikson is here. Big Juice is here.

Savon and Tana are here by remote. Last

but certainly not least, each and every

one of you guys is here. Ish is on the

way here. I think

>> probably he probably to stop by the uh

Abracadabra or Spirit Halloween

probably. So most likely I anticipate

him being dressed to the nines.

>> Yeah, I can't wait to see it. Uh shout

out to Flip, our good brother here with

us in spirit. What's popping? What's

popping? What's popping? How we doing,

man?

>> Feeling great, man.

>> Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.

Character day.

>> Yes. Character day.

>> Character day is better.

>> Yeah.

>> Character day.

>> Happy character day.

>> Politically correct.

>> Mhm.

>> Uh I want to encourage everyone out

there to be careful.

>> Safe for sure.

>> Safe. Safety first.

>> You know what's funny? Do kids still do

mischief? Remember that?

>> That's a Jersey question. Adults are

doing

>> Why you say that's a Jersey question?

>> That's a Jersey thing.

>> Oh, New York City do mischief night. I

think that's a jersey. And then

Michigan's got devil.

>> Philly definitely did mischief. Oh,

>> do they? Really? Philly. That's all we

used to do. We did that more than

Halloween every night.

>> We We celebrated that but not Halloween.

>> I mean, we toilet papered and egged and

all that [ __ ] We did mischief night. We

just didn't call it It was just

Halloween.

>> Was it always the night before? Cuz

that's what Mission was the night

before. This the night before.

>> Maybe they did New York upstate. They

did not. We just toilet paper [ __ ]

>> Smoked weed and got drunk. And

>> so if you're being mischievous, be like

reasonably mischievous or devilish.

Don't break nobody's [ __ ]

>> Yeah, don't break nobody's [ __ ]

>> Night's been cancelled for 10 years.

Your [ __ ] sitting there for

that m I hope nobody come my door with

that mischief [ __ ]

>> It ain't called mischief life mischief

night anymore. It's just life

>> life is just dangerous and risky

every day. So please try to make it home

to your families and eggs are expensive

at home.

>> I don't think people throwing eggs. Nove

they throwing [ __ ] they stealing [ __ ] I

told you last year, two years ago, they

stole my Benihana.

>> Huh?

>> And I chased these kids. Yeah. They

stole

>> Leftovers,

>> huh?

>> You had Uber Eat something.

>> Uber Eats at the door. It was It was

$200 worth worth of Ben.

>> I hate when that happens cuz you be mad

hungry.

>> And And I I ordered it was like the last

thing before they closed so nothing else

was open and I was in Maplewood at my

mother-in-law's house. Yeah. Left $200

worth of [ __ ] penny and I heard a car

speed off.

>> You know what I did?

>> Chased him.

>> Yeah. Nah. Mark.

>> Hey Mark.

>> So what happened? I chased him down one

block, chased him down three blocks and

I ain't no Maplewood. Then I made a left

and suddenly it didn't look like

Maplewood no more. Apparently I was in

Ivy Hill.

>> Then I went to the back of some house

and it didn't look like the projects.

And his name like who you looking for?

>> And I was like nobody.

>> You could have the little volcano

[laughter]

volcano on like some soy sauce. Use some

chopstick. I got the [ __ ] about it. Once

I once I saw where I was like it ain't

worth it. But I was definitely chasing

him for a while. I was like

>> Mark is crazy.

>> I was like ain't nobody from Maplewood

stealing my [ __ ] behind. I was gonna

say, didn't you did you just My wife

last weekend ordered Uber Eats at like 4

in the morning and when I went out to

get the mail in the morning, it was just

sitting there. So, I was gonna say, did

you just not go out and get it and fall

asleep?

>> No, I was ordering Halloween candy. I

didn't even fall asleep. It was like

maybe 10 minutes. It was out there for

like 10 minutes

>> and it was they just going with it.

>> Damn. I'm sorry that happened to you.

>> I was very upset.

>> And I'm glad you were safe.

>> Yeah, I'm glad you said [ __ ] that food.

>> I wish I called them before they got

their little housing project.

>> Eating after 11 is dangerous.

>> It that's a fact. Or it can be.

>> I'm just so curious and I'm also

envisioning you attempting to put a

[ __ ] in a full Nelson and try to get

the Benny Hana out there.

>> You got there like [ __ ] give it up like

I don't have rage but it's the principal

sometime. It's it's the principal.

>> You've seen the rage on camera.

>> That wasn't rage. It's anger.

>> Pop a [ __ ] over [ __ ] strip fried

rice too. [ __ ] it. [laughter]

>> My wife gets mad at me. I chase this.

Anyway, we talk about another time. But

yeah, people steal my I don't like when

people steal my [ __ ] I don't think none

of us like it.

>> You ever you ever was ordering something

and you catching the restaurant at the

very last minute and then right as you

about to press in, here go your girl.

[laughter]

>> Can I see the menu?

>> I'm hungry, too. And now she going to

take 90 years. The restaurant closed and

now y'all both starving.

>> And now you eat McDonald's. Yep.

>> Yeah. The story of my life. I don't even

tell her no more. I just order some [ __ ]

>> for her too.

>> Yeah. Smart. Smart.

>> It's only way you going to get some

[ __ ] tricky cuz then she normally

orders better than me. But either way,

uh it don't matter what you order with

with me because when my food get there,

she wants my food.

>> That's true, too.

>> Your food tastes better.

>> What the [ __ ] does that mean?

>> Yo, my blood pressure went up just

hearing you say that.

>> I swear to God, your food does taste

better.

>> And our sweaters, sweatshirts,

>> it don't matter. We order the same

thing. We could order the same pasta

dish. Y'allss have more crab in it. It's

always like that.

>> I have to taste yours and make sure

you're okay.

>> No, crabs. How am I going to know if

it's poisoned or not if I don't taste

>> when I start doing this at the table?

It's poison. [laughter]

>> It's crazy because all that [ __ ] they

say about women not want, you know, not

knowing what they want to eat, acting

confused, being crazy when they hungry,

it's all true.

>> Thank you.

>> It's all true. We're psychotic.

>> I hear that when it come to food. Yeah.

Like that.

>> Yeah.

>> But if you know that, why you can't just

pick the restaurant?

>> Because when we pick the restaurant is I

don't want that. Right. That's why

>> when I say the restaurant, I mean pick

five.

[laughter]

>> I'm glad I'm glad you owned that.

>> I mean, it's true.

>> But it's also

>> I own everything the girls say about

dude Instacart deliverers. Oh. Oh, them

[ __ ]

>> They're right. Hold on. Y'all are right.

>> This [ __ ] going to turn going somewhere

else. Okay. Cuz that's sensitive.

>> That [ __ ] ain't funny.

>> Yeah. No, it's true. When we get male

Insta car drivers, it's instant rage,

instant frustration. I promise y'all

it's a video on my phone right now with

me going to the supermarket, looking

Alpha Alis, finding my Instacart guy and

taking my [ __ ] from him. [laughter]

>> I promise you, I have the video and I

posted it, but I posted it too fast and

my the address was on it, so I had to

take it down. But I promise you, it's

funny as [ __ ] and he just in the aisle

lost his [ __ ] in the [ __ ] uh

silverware plastic aluminum foil looking

for asparagus.

I'm like, "Dog, what the [ __ ] are you

down here for? No paper towels on the

list." And I'm like, "I'm Deona. It's

me." Was like, "Hi, [laughter]

>> you're doing a bad job, sir."

>> Horrible, bro. He was there for two

[ __ ] hours. I had 10 things. Y'all

suck at the supermarket.

>> We We do.

>> Why?

>> You know, it's big signs in the sky that

tells you where the stuff is,

>> man. That [ __ ] take too long. Like, all

right, look. This look like it. It's

close enough. Here.

>> Yo, they replacements be rid. Look at

this replacement. I I ordered I always

keep them. I ordered gummy bears and

they were out of them. Look. Look what

he replaced it with.

>> Uh uh. A macchiato.

[laughter]

>> That's really all.

>> I'm not even joking. I ordered [ __ ]

Albanese gummy bears and he replaced it

with a Starbucks macchiato.

>> I promise you that's how it is.

>> They were the same price. [laughter]

When I asked him why he did, he said

they both 379 and they both got sugar in

it.

>> Damn. [laughter]

[ __ ] made the executive decision.

>> But if I had seen him in person, he'd

arrange. [laughter]

>> I wanted to beat the dog [ __ ] out.

>> That is real.

>> Well, it's the same price.

>> He said they both 379 in sugar.

>> Yeah. Like what's your problem?

>> Crazy sugar.

>> I love them.

>> All right, man.

>> I keep it simple. I just get waters and

heavy [ __ ] that I don't want to carry.

So,

>> and I'm sure women Instigart ladies make

mistakes, but it's not to the volume of

that [ __ ]

>> My last Instacart guy had his wife with

him.

>> So, smart.

>> They nailed this.

>> Nah. See, I don't play that.

>> Don't pull up as a couple.

>> Pull up as a couple. Don't pull up as a

couple.

>> They like to pull up.

>> If was an Instacart driver, you know,

he'd be coupled up.

>> No, I wouldn't. Hopefully, she should be

getting our own bag. [laughter]

>> We both can't be in here getting the

Insta car back

Uber or something. I [laughter] don't

like I don't like WHEN THEY PULL UP AS A

COUPLE even though I understand it. You

know, broke unity.

>> BUT [laughter]

>> I do. I [laughter] get it.

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> I'm in pain.

>> I don't like that [ __ ]

>> It's only funny cuz it's true. I used I

delivered pizzas with a [ __ ] before. It

was some broke ass J. I used to be like,

"Go up there and say hello. That's why

you got $3 LAST TIME. START SAYING

HELLO. GOOD NIGHT."

>> She was coaching him. [ __ ] right.

This [ __ ] had no social skills.

Hit knock on the door handing a piece of

[ __ ] I feel like tell that [ __ ]

have a good day. I play pieces with a

[ __ ] I'm not playing. I got to stop

telling my business up here.

>> Yo, if you're listening to this

broadcast as an adult and your child is

still sleeping, go check on that little

[ __ ] I mean, maybe we didn't

search the candy as great as we thought.

[laughter]

Hey, maybe they did sneak that fentanyl

in in the cigarettes. [laughter]

>> I promise y'all the comments and like

feedback when we did talk about that

before was like, "Where are y'all from?

That doesn't happen." I'm like, "You

have to be on the news to check the

candy."

>> That's one urban we got.

>> It probably is urban legend. Honestly,

it probably is.

>> I'm curious. Has it ever happened where

somebody was poisoned from Halloween?

>> That's a good question.

>> It had to happen.

>> It don't remember.

>> This is America.

>> Everybody tell that story. I ain't met

nobody that got razor blade and they

candy. I never met nobody who had no

drugs and they Snickers. Nobody. You

remember you used to hear at the gas

station they put needles on the on the

handle.

>> Oh yeah.

>> It's all [ __ ]

>> Yeah.

>> It's just a scare. You flash a light.

Somebody going to kill you.

>> You know what probably has happened?

Some dummy gave a kid an edible or a

shroom by mistake.

>> That that's my fear right now. And I

have been around for I'm letting you get

the [ __ ] off, but I've been around for

people putting [ __ ] in the candy.

>> Okay. See,

>> and it popping up on the news for

multiple years.

>> There you go. I like I just don't have

that much trust in the community.

>> I don't have that much trust in the

news.

>> We just [laughter]

murdering.

>> Yeah, that part.

>> That too.

>> Yeah,

>> [ __ ] I know my neighbors. It ain't

like back in the day where uh your mama

used to rely on your next door neighbor

to beat you if you was doing something

bad. This ain't them days no more.

>> The neighbor now is racist and got a

bullet shotgun hole in the door for when

you act up

>> in a Trump sign.

>> Go ahead and play. And they raising

racist kids. Did you want to give him a

twizzler? Nope. [laughter]

>> I wish I would give one of you racist

little white bastards a twizzler.

>> I think worse than the razor blades is

when you used to get like Bible verses

or pencils or some [ __ ] like that.

[laughter]

>> That's the real That's the real bad as

hell bro.

>> Raisins. Yeah. A box of raisins still

rais

one time. What the [ __ ] about do with

this [ __ ]

>> That's the weirdo that thinks I'm going

to give him something that's better than

candy just for the kids. Throw that

[ __ ]

>> I've done fruit before. What you gave?

>> Oh my god. Yo,

>> no. What the [ __ ]

>> What kind of fruit?

>> I was that person.

>> You have fruit. [laughter]

What kind of fruit? Understand? I didn't

start with the fruit.

>> In fact, it was the day that they stole

my Benihana.

>> They they I was a little bitter.

>> Revenge,

>> but also they took they took some of the

I had bags of candy and at some point I

ran out of candy. And so if 30 kids is

there and you got 20 pieces of candy,

you you could either close the door on

the last 10.

>> Give them a grape.

>> I ain't give him a grape. I give him a

mandarin.

That's a good kids love clementine.

>> Not on Halloween. They don't. You know

how I know?

>> They're all over my window. [laughter]

>> Your ass. What?

>> I had like six Clementine marks on my

window. [ __ ] your kids. [laughter]

>> I knew about Mark. Every every pot.

>> The tough part sometimes is just

answering the door. Like one year I was

feeling like, "All right, you know what?

I'm into this man." You know, the kids

go get that [ __ ] [ __ ] By the time you

make it right back up to the door again,

three flights of steps to your bed.

Ding-Dong. I was like, "Oh [ __ ] they

did that for 4 hours straight." And then

one year I bought some candy for these

little [ __ ] and I put it out

there and I was opening the door. But

when they was taking the candy, they

would be excited while I had the door

open. So now you got to stand there and

fake smile like you like it.

>> Like you happy that they

>> supposed to be.

>> Yeah, exactly. Yo, that [ __ ] is so

trash. Joe,

>> that [ __ ] is trash. I ain't going to

leave a big ass bowl and say, "Take

one."

>> Yeah.

>> On a note.

>> Yeah.

>> I don't even leave a note, man. I don't

even leave a note. I put a big ass the

big bowl filled with candy. Do what

y'all going to do.

>> I haven't participated in this level of

>> like in our in our in our community like

they they don't get greedy with it cuz

they getting candy from everywhere.

>> R did it one year. She was just out

there with white claws and [laughter]

white. Yo,

>> not handed out the white claw, but she

was white.

>> Yo, so they do that [ __ ] though. Like

they'll have if you walking around with

your kids. They like for the adults. Yo,

you want a beer? You want this?

>> Oh, that's getting our glasses of wine.

Like, all right, cool. We getting lit.

Walking [laughter] around.

>> I love that. That's a good neighborhood.

>> See, that's how I know that we shouldn't

be trick-or-treating now because they

only going with their parents.

Like, I ain't no kids was just traveling

in kid cruise like back in. They only

going with parents now cuz they know

that one of these little weirdo houses

will kidnap you like you was the local

pitbull and never give you back.

>> Yo, remember when the bigger kids will

[ __ ] you up and take your bag cuz we

would just be outside. Wouldn't be no

adults really. The adults came out the

candy. The kids was traveling in packs.

But the bigger kids have risk [laughter]

Halloween.

The bigger kids

when you learn something about

[laughter]

>> I just remember being really excited cuz

whenever I was doing it, I was doing it

on my own. So just, you know,

>> I get it.

>> No, that's dope. I can't wait to hear

y'all next month stories about how y'all

catch the turkey at the drive.

[laughter]

>> Hey yo, what type of party we having?

The honest one or not?

>> [ __ ] it. Let's go.

>> Thanksgiving's canled.

>> One of my business people the other day

suggested I do a turkey drive.

>> This man crazy. But last time I did a

turkey drive, it was 25 years ago.

>> Okay.

>> It was in the projects and I was on the

back of a pickup truck throwing turkeys

at [ __ ] with bodies.

[laughter]

>> I'm like, now you should have a turkey.

You killed a few [ __ ] but

[laughter] all right, fine. But

apparently they say it don't go like

that. Uh now.

>> No, no, no. We should do a JBP turkey.

Absolutely. That's what I'm saying. I

got two years ago to do a drive. I

>> But I'm not going out there.

>> No, you got to pop.

>> But if we do a drive where?

>> On the zoom.

>> You got to be there.

>> Would it be in Jersey?

>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> What about North Philly?

>> That's [ __ ]

>> That's Jersey.

>> Okay.

>> No,

>> we got We doing something in Philly. I'm

>> got bigger y'all got bigger fish to fry.

[laughter]

>> Got clean that wet block first.

I'm I would do a turkey drive if it's

the new turkey drive.

>> What is the new turkey drive, Joe?

>> Yeah. What do they do now?

>> It's still pickup trucks throwing

turkeys. That's what

>> No, that's not how you do it no more.

>> Oh, how is it now?

>> Now you have it at a spot. They come in,

they get their turkey and you do canned

goods, all that type of [ __ ] Then they

leave.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. And you don't have to be there

now.

>> No, you still got to be there, bro.

>> That's not what my people said. Well,

and there's another point, too.

>> I got

>> You don't got to be there if you paying

for everything.

>> No, let's do a homeless drive. Let's do

it like

>> Oh, never that. [laughter]

>> We don't pay that much housing.

>> Mark, I'm not the philanthropist that

you are.

>> Listen, listen. It's easy. I just do it

in Philly all the time. This is what you

do. You just on on Thanksgiving day, we

from like 9:00 a.m. to like noon before

we all get going into our days. We have

hot food for them.

>> Okay.

>> Turkey, some macaroni, green, all this

[ __ ]

>> You can't do that in Jersey no more.

>> Wow.

>> It's illegal. It's illegal to give out

hot food cuz they put fentinyl in the in

the mac and cheese.

>> No, they always [ __ ] with the people

giving stuff out. That's true. I

>> That's what we always did. People came,

they home people came, they ate, they

left, [snorts] give them a bag to go,

some some blankets, some socks. You

>> Well, we used to do um me and my mom do

this on Christmas mornings. We would go

down to Penn Station.

>> Yeah. Oh, no.

>> Prepare prepare like let's say 50 50

bags. Just pull up and just hand the

back to back blanket, socks, toiletries,

that type of [ __ ] God bless you and

your mother.

>> It's not hot. It's not hot.

>> You can't give no food.

>> You can't unless it's unless it's uh

packaged. You can't give out fresh.

>> Okay, we'll package food. I'm not I

don't like Penn Station. That [ __ ]

scation scared the [ __ ] out of me.

>> N homeless people scared. That's the

part of Penn Station. Ain't the

Starbucks that scared me. [laughter]

[ __ ] defecating in front of it.

>> [ __ ]

>> Are there still homeless people by Penn

Station,

>> [ __ ] Sure.

[laughter]

>> Both of them. Both of them.

>> Yeah. Wait, wait. Yes,

>> homeless people move around freeze.

>> They don't stay in the same spot.

>> Yeah, but sometimes they do. Penn

station, they ain't left.

>> Yeah, they down there. That overpass

train spot.

>> Provides a little bit of shelter.

>> I'm talking about North Penn Station. I

don't know.

>> I'm talking about North P. I take the 5

a.m. train to DC a lot for and it'd be

crazy.

>> Go block up um Route 21. It's like a big

grass area over there. So,

>> my wife used to live around the corner.

>> They got to do with tents and [ __ ] in

the grass.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. I don't like that place. Listen,

we're praying for anybody that is

homeless that is in need, especially

during the holidays. We're praying for

you if your mental health is not right.

We're praying for you if you've been

affected or have family that's been

affected by Hurricane Melissa. We're

praying for you.

>> Word

>> for sure.

>> Question for y'all. When black people

say, "I'm praying for you," is that the

prayer?

>> 99% of the time,

>> I wouldn't say black people limited to

black people. I think that's people

period. Just got used to saying, "I'm

praying for you." And they don't take

the time to pray. Do you ever actually

go home and pray for people?

>> [ __ ] we say we try to go home.

>> We say thoughts and prayers up here.

>> And that be it.

>> That was it. That was the thought and

the prayer.

>> Thought and the prayer together. One

word.

>> Okay.

>> If you hold your hands like this while

you say it, [laughter]

>> I for sure I first of all I rarely say,

"Oh, I'm praying for you." But if like I

will pray for people. I pray I pray for

people.

>> How long is y'all prayers when y'all go

to bed? Do y'all say prayers?

>> No, I do not every day. But

>> I pray when No, I don't say prayers

before going to bed. I have certain

times when I pray like when the cop pull

up my [laughter]

not right now. God stuff like that but

>> Oh, when you don't have your white face

on.

>> Yeah, I don't have that. Can't co switch

that one.

>> All right. So, you don't pray before

bed. Mark don't pray before bed. Mona,

no. You don't. Yeah, you don't.

[clears throat]

>> She tried to fake like I don't know five

times a day.

>> Here, look.

These [ __ ] Islam is perfect. Muslims

are people. I'm supposed to pray five

times a day. Last prayer is called Isa.

And I've skipped it for a little bit.

Ice mind your business. Don't skip. I'm

out. I'm out. Skip.

>> I shouldn't. I should.

>> Park. You pray before bed. Not every

day, but sometimes. Yeah. [laughter]

>> What is the pray before bed? I don't

even get it. Is it like please God?

>> Why lay me down to sleep?

>> Uh when doing like the movies.

>> Thank god I woke up. Thank god I made it

to bed. Thank God in case I don't wake

up again. Here are the people that I

mean. Oh, y'all are dis I talk to God

all day.

>> Okay, never mind. All right. [laughter]

>> Do you pray before bed?

>> Huh?

>> Do you pray before bed? Yes.

>> Every day?

>> Yes.

>> You get on your knees on the side of the

bed?

>> For the most part. For the most part.

>> Do you get on your knees on the side of

the bed?

>> You do? Yeah, you do. Yes, you do.

>> No.

>> For prayer though.

>> Yes, you do. [laughter]

>> Then how how does it work?

>> How do you know if it's getting through?

>> Yo, she

>> I hate it. [laughter]

Yes, I pray for the most part before and

I'm in bed.

>> I love that.

>> And you just

>> No, I don't. [laughter]

>> I'm just trying to I'm trying to picture

you.

>> You were raised to pray for bed. I'm

assuming

>> No, I I [snorts] believe in them.

>> I I just It seemed like that's like a

[laughter]

kid or you started if you

>> But if you're not doing any type of

ritual with it, you're just like

thinking good thoughts.

>> Yeah. to talk to himself. [laughter]

>> Exactly.

>> You're talking to God.

>> Y'all are sick.

>> No, that's [laughter]

his first time. I'm no longer discussing

this with y'all. And I damn sure don't

talk to Cory about

>> You can't talk to him about nothing.

>> Just know I pray for him, too.

>> He needed the most.

>> That's why he alive still. He think

[laughter] he think he just running on

his atheist beliefs. No, [ __ ]

>> Covered in the blood.

>> That's me. Yo, check for him, too. No,

that's my man. Hold him down. Hold him

down. He don't know. Guide him. Please

give him direction and a heart.

[laughter]

>> Give him some feelings. Wizard wizard of

a girlfriend. Give him a warm vagina

before he [ __ ] passes on. Please.

Something.

>> Yeah. I pray for you. I pray it's

working. I pray for people.

>> Yeah.

>> It's working. He warming up.

>> Yeah.

>> No, he warming up.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

>> He got a new phone, man. That didn't

come just by itself.

>> Exactly.

You know, I'll be showering in P days.

[laughter]

>> Thank you. That's the best way to do it.

>> My wife told me this [ __ ] too. She be

like, you know, it's a P day. You

shower. [laughter]

>> You want to text you to remind

>> Am I doing this?

>> I got you.

>> You got to remind you to hit that.

>> That [ __ ] was like a commercial. Your

[ __ ] went [laughter]

>> Oh [ __ ] I thought YOU HAD NO SOCKS.

>> OH [ __ ]

>> Joe don't like socks.

[ __ ] today.

>> Damn.

>> Yeah, it's a holiday, man.

>> He don't give a [ __ ] what's going on.

>> I don't know if it's a holiday.

Something

>> it's enough. It's a something.

>> We don't give a [ __ ]

>> Hey. All right, that's better.

>> Last I meant to shout out uh the Blue

Note the other day. Uh what's the name

put on an amazing show? Yo,

>> Robert Glasber.

>> Robert Glasper, man. It was they called

it uh Robtober and he had all these

different artists and last uh Friday

>> uh what's his name came through. Balo

came through.

>> Oh, funny.

>> Oh, I like Balo. embodied it. It was an

amazing performance. He killed it. The

artist, the place was packed. And then

um Common slid through with Jennifer

Hudson.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Uh and they both took the stage and

performed.

>> Oh.

>> And and put on and so did uh Thundercat

and

>> Yeah. It just turned out to be like one

of the amazing performance. Shout out to

Robert Glasper and everybody note, man.

We got to all do an outing to one of

them spots, man.

>> I agree.

>> Invite us.

>> Yeah. Word. I don't

>> own the Blue Note, [ __ ]

>> You on the phone. [laughter]

>> Yo, go here. Would y'all like to I'mma

do that. I'mma do that. I'mma do that.

That's kind of you.

>> Yeah, I saw the picture of you

backstage. See what you mean? I was

like, "Okay, okay." Mark a little common

like I I like all these guys.

>> You don't go outside though.

>> I go to the blue note for musicians.

>> Okay. Oh, now I know that. I don't I

don't know your rules. I assume you

don't go out unless you have to and then

you leave about 60% through the through

through a show.

>> No, I go out for live music depending on

what's going on. And Robert Glass,

>> I'll say less. I live.

>> Yeah, definitely. Um, all right. Where

do you Where do you find people want to

start today? Anywhere in the world y'all

want to start? I'm down. Let's [ __ ]

Let's [ __ ] go. Let's [ __ ] do it.

>> Did y'all As I had this on, this is it,

right?

>> No, that's that's Killer Clowns from Out

of Space.

>> Okay, go ahead. I had an it

conversation.

>> What is it, though?

>> I watched um cuz I rarely watch

television. I watched that something

called Dreary City. I guess it's like

the start of the show. It where it

started from.

>> Yeah, I cut off.

>> Huh?

>> I cut that [ __ ] off. That [ __ ] was ass.

Oh, it sucked to you.

>> To me,

>> I was just totally confused by it. I

don't know. I want to know, did y'all

watch it? Have y'all watched it?

>> It was bad acting, bad writing,

everything. I had to cut that [ __ ] off.

>> But if you enjoy it, by all means.

>> It was just gory. I can't say I enjoyed

it. It just freaked me the [ __ ] out.

It's only one episode, though, as it

came out, right? Like Yeah.

>> Yeah. It it couldn't have sucked that

bad cuz it definitely made me curious

about episode two cuz I couldn't figure

out like how it had anything to do with

what the [ __ ] they were doing especially

with the uh like with the car seat and

all that.

>> That opening scene was

>> it was crazy.

>> That [ __ ] was crazy.

>> Yeah. Y none of y'all saw it.

>> No, I heard you like watch it

>> or don't.

>> Yeah, maybe not.

>> I like [ __ ] like you know make me laugh,

you know.

>> Oh no. Yeah, it's scary spooky. It's

technically the origin of it where he

come comes from. That's the whole thing.

Okay. That [ __ ] doesn't sound like a ad,

[ __ ] [laughter]

>> [ __ ] at the top of the

>> letting is the new balance, right? They

sliding in real slow.

>> A new show, guys.

>> I left more runway today because I know

you like to talk. We giving it to you

today. No, seriously. Seriously. I want

to hear you. Goddamn it. But shut the

[ __ ] up on the front. [laughter]

>> On the front though. Let's You know what

I mean? Uh do y'all want to do music or

do y'all want

>> Cuz I'm [ __ ] mad at you. Oh, this is

hilarious. [laughter]

>> I wake up about 5:00 a.m. That's when I,

you know, I can listen to music,

especially new music before the family

wakes up,

>> right?

>> And I've been waiting for the big

>> We all make life sound so great.

[laughter]

>> I got to check my music.

But I feel you. I feel you.

>> Yeah. Cuz you know, it's big. I'm

listening to Big I. I can't listen to

Big 5 a.m. with no with nobody else up.

and why your partner like it feels weird

explaining that I'm listening to new

music,

>> right? Like that feels like a weird

thing to have to I'm allotting time to

listen to new music, right?

>> Doing something by myself.

>> I'm doing something without you. Yo,

>> I'm doing something that I enjoy more

than you. We got a nice rhythm in my

house.

>> And that's the problem.

>> She goes to read her books. I go in the

basement and watch football or listen to

music or both.

>> So that [ __ ] man.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. He just do it. I'm talking to this

person.

>> Get a man cave, man. It's important.

>> [ __ ] man.

>> And find a hobby for them or encourage

them to have.

>> So, mine is just

>> She found her hobby on her own.

>> No, that's that's very smart. Right now,

I just let her sleep at 5:00 a.m. I go

downstairs. My son sleeps till he

decides to wake up and terrorize me. I

go I went into the basement, pulled up

the Big L album. I'm excited cuz I've

been waiting for the Big L. Obviously,

he's a legend. I love him. And I see the

track list. I see Hoveve.

>> I see Nas, which we already heard, of

course. You know what I'm saying?

Meth was crazy on Joey Badass. But I

don't listen to none of them FIRST

>> CUZ MY MAN IS LISTED.

>> It says Joe Button

>> and Big L got a song together.

>> Yeah,

>> they did say they do.

>> It did.

>> I skipped past Hoveve. I skipped past

Nas. I skipped past Joey.

>> You did the right thing.

>> Went straight to Joe Buddy.

>> Oh man.

>> And it's this [ __ ] doing what he do. I

hear this [ __ ] talk every Tuesday and

Friday. I don't need to [ __ ] put on a

track for that [ __ ] You was just

pontificating. Not one bar, not one

verse. Shane Rom. [laughter]

What the [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Shout out to the Big L Project.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

>> I did the same thing on Connie Diamond's

album. I did the same thing on a few of

these albums.

>> Man, they was advertising it as as as

features and you were listed as one of

the features.

>> You thought that I would have a live

verse out there and nobody nobody here

know?

>> I thought it was possible that you had a

verse from 10, 15 years ago that nobody

knew. Yeah. That you were sitting on.

>> Oh, you thought it was a old verse.

>> It was a old verse. I knew you didn't go

in a booth and rap nothing.

>> Oh, verse.

>> But I thought it was a classic verse

maybe that was unreleased.

>> Ah, that Big L had got his hands on.

>> Yeah, exactly. Or that you like or that

you just decided, you know what I mean?

I thought I thought

>> a few people did hit me like, "Yo, is

this a new verse?" A few people hit me

that expressed their disappointment when

they found out what it was. But I mean,

>> that's what I want. How them went cuz I

know I know [ __ ] was tight.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> And the way it was promoted like like I

saw blogs pushing it. Yo, Big L new

album has features from Jay-Z and Joe

Button. I ain't see nobody else names.

It's a bunch of other people listed up

there.

>> I think they get more sad when they hit

me and they see my reaction. My reaction

is like, "Yo, Lo, dog." Like, [laughter]

did you really believe I was going to

stop what I'm doing right now and go

rap? Sorry. But I do I do like the Big L

project.

>> Me too, man. They did a really good job.

Uh it's hard to do albums at any point

and especially with L. there wasn't like

a he was in the tape era. It wasn't just

like a million freestyles on someone's

hard drive like or halfone songs or

whatever. So, they did a really good job

of pulling together stuff that some

stuff is new. Some stuff is uh kind of

existed in the underground YouTube world

for years.

>> I'm even glad that there's a home for

that.

>> Yeah, me too. Me too. The whole second

half of the album really is that it's

the freestyle radio freestyles but

touched up and you know with the

>> a lot of it, right?

>> Yeah. Well, they got AI now. you can

separate the vocals a little bit more

than you ever could. So, you could

actually make it sound pretty good and

they did a really good job with that.

>> One other thing I like about this

project is um when it was first

announced, uh the family had went up.

One, I like that the family was

involved.

>> Yeah, for sure.

>> Um the family went up and was like, "Hey

fans, let us know what records you want

to hear cuz we want y'all to feel like

y'all have been a part of this creative

process as well." That's

>> so now we're picking the the favorites

that Okay, y'all wanted that record,

y'all wanted that one. We'll go back,

get that, clean it up, and put on a

project.

>> Yeah. But like y'all said, everybody the

featured.

>> Yeah,

>> that Mac Miller record Miller got busy

on it. That's another one.

>> I saw a lot of people upset about that.

>> Upset about that cuz they were just like

um I guess the the the pairing.

>> I heard people say it was a little too

like warm and fuzzy. Like it wasn't like

the vibe they wanted from a big L. They

said his verse wasn't wasn't I like the

verse. I thought he killed I I just like

the verse. The track was definitely

different than the rest of the album.

>> Yeah, for sure. For sure.

>> But I was good with it. I was good. I

was mad at it.

>> I was good with the seveninute freestyle

again like Hov is Hov and it's good. I

like hearing classic verses from from

artists I respect to remember how Hov

wrapped 20 years ago, 25 years ago. I

like that the sound of it again they

remastered some of the stuff. It didn't

sound the way I like I like the old I

like the old mixtape sound vibe a little

bit. So some of it I didn't I thought it

was overproduced a little bit on the

album. But in general

>> it's reasonable. Did my whitest. Yeah.

>> But it was great.

>> All that [ __ ] made me feel like I was on

a haunting block in 96.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Running again.

>> Yeah. Yeah, got heard McGuff on there

and [ __ ] Yeah, man. It felt good. It

felt good.

>> Got Show Biz on there. Shout out to

show. Got Lord Finesse did a beat on

there. I don't remember what the record

is, but um shout out to the whole

digging. I would have liked to hear a

little bit more digging production, but

I I understand how it goes.

>> So,

>> and shout out to Royce who executive

producer

project Mike. Shout out to Mike.

>> Uh but yeah, no, the big L [ __ ] is hard.

And shout out to Joe Button on that

[ __ ]

>> You did a great job.

>> You did a great You did a great job. You

really tied the album together.

[laughter]

>> You brought it home.

>> Rest in peace, Big L. Shout out to Mass

Appeal as always. They killing it.

>> They have.

>> Great job. I'm looking forward Massel is

doing such a great job. I'm looking

forward to just anything Mass Appeal.

That's it. They doing amazing stuff.

This is Halloween. I think the next one

is the Nas and Pream album, right?

>> Yep.

>> Yeah, I believe so. I believe so.

>> Now, that I'm really excited about.

>> Yeah, me too.

>> It's Halloween. Halloween Havoc 6.

>> You know it. Roy Banks.

>> And I feel like an idiot. I had no idea.

>> Yeah. When I saw you, he was like,

"Wait, what?" I'm like, "Yeah,

>> this would have been my this." Yeah. I

had no idea that this was dropping at

all.

>> Yeah. I had the Big L record for a

couple weeks now. I'd have went right to

to Banks. 16 tracks, man.

>> Yeah.

>> It's some fire on here.

>> The Six of Swords.

>> I I bought it, but I ain't listen to it

yet. So, I'm I'm excited to get to it.

>> I didn't get to fully listen. I got

three tracks in this one.

>> I'm about halfway through.

>> Well, I want something from it. Somebody

give me something.

>> All right. This is uh Eat What You

>> Eat What You Kill is going to let you

kill.

>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you. [music]

>> Thank you. What you kill off Lloyd

Banks. I can't wait to listen to this

whole [ __ ] I have I didn't even know it

came out.

>> Shout out to Lloyd Banks, man. Our guy.

Our guy. Friend of the show

>> for sure.

>> Uh yeah. I can't wait to get to that.

>> And Amanda I didn't know that was out.

>> Yeah. I just want to finish the rest of

it cuz

>> Heels Have Eyes three. I'm sorry. Go.

No. Go ahead.

>> Heels Have Eyes 3. What's that gun

y'all?

>> Oh yeah. Gun drop too. Also kind of a

surprise drop. Didn't know it was

coming. I listened I skimmed through it

on the way into work today. Um

>> anything stand out?

>> Um it it sounded great. The the Stove

God record was my favorite off rip. Um

it Westside Gun just makes quality

albums.

>> Yeah.

>> Over and over and over again.

>> I say so consistency. So consistently.

>> Yeah. And and Yeah. The pace. [laughter]

I was like I feel like we just dropped

something. Is this the gun that I like

or no?

>> Maybe less than the last one.

>> Okay.

>> But it's still it's still good.

>> It's fine. Yeah,

>> it's fire. Everything I heard. I only

listen to it quickly, but it was good.

What I like so far.

>> I'm speaking to ISIS tastes.

>> What's your What's your gun taste?

>> Pause.

>> Um,

>> I like when he approaches when he

approaches the track. Seriously.

>> Got you. That's the best way to put it.

>> Okay.

>> He's rapping on there. It's just not as

much like song finished song before like

when he's just ad libby and

>> Oh, it's not that. No, it's not that.

He's rapping on there. He's rapping on

there. And always great production.

>> Always great production. We got We got

Pman Ran the reinvention

big jersey. Let's go.

So happy for them. Me too. I love where

Rand is at.

>> Just in hip-hop.

>> I love the people that in hip-hop that

are just that seem to just be

comfortable with themselves.

>> Ran is chilling. Ran is eating soup and

celery.

>> He's in the gym.

>> He's working out. He's on an island.

He's running track. He's shred up, cut

up, making music. Don't want to go tick

tock with you [ __ ] Don't want to go

sit in front of people that don't

understand what's going on. And to hear

a rapper of that caliber over production

of this caliber is a treat for music

lovers all over the world. I am blessed

to still remember my reaction. The very

first time we unearthed Ransom in Jersey

City in 90 whatever that was 01 2000 I

don't remember the [ __ ] year but we

were blown away. So shout out to the

fans that are just now getting to

experience that in 2025. Shout out to P.

Four decades, five decades of legend.

>> Word word

>> of legend. I am blessed and honored to

know you. I am so honored to know some

of you people, man.

>> I can't lie. I can't lie. We don't say

it enough. We don't say it enough. And

these are two of those brothers for me.

So, and it's hard.

>> It's hard. And Bringing Back Rap Radar

was fire, too. Happy to be a part of

that for the

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Getting to see B look

all uncomfortable for a second.

[laughter]

>> Bot and Elliott look like they should

talk.

>> But that's why I [ __ ] with Ram. Bea and

Elliot looked like they had just gotten

together to talk to Ran but hadn't

talked to each other. That was fire. And

they both so great at journalism. I know

it's not a word.

>> So is they are so great at journalism.

>> Yeah,

>> they're good. They're really good. Yeah.

No, they're they're they're great. Great

job. Great job.

>> Yeah. Give me something. That's a cut

above. The reinvention's out now. Shout

to P. I hope that this pace of these

these short album EPs or whatever you

want to do continues. I I I love just

>> Nah, they found a good bop on there.

Short, concise, to the point,

>> like don't you just drag [ __ ]

>> and I and I and I could double back at

any time. Like that's why I I noticed

that the short album joints [ __ ] is

coming right back.

>> Yep.

>> I like that.

>> I love it.

>> Um Offset, another surprise project for

you. Didn't know it came out either.

>> I had no idea. Listen, maybe that's just

me at 45 now. Maybe I should just stop

coming in here and say, "Oh, I ain't no

idea you." Yo, maybe I just don't know

no more who's dropping.

>> How we find out now? Like, dog, every

week I hit that new music, latest what's

coming. I Yo, I'm checking dates on

albums that are in. So, I try to know

like some of this [ __ ] don't be listed,

yo. Like, like that offset project

wasn't listed.

>> Yeah, that definitely wasn't listed.

>> And that [ __ ] dropped at midnight. I

just happened to be up. I open. I said,

"Wait, Offset Snook. I'm thinking EP

something three, you know, something.

>> It is shorter than the last project, but

>> but it's still full length and I was

just like, "Oh [ __ ] he dropped a full

length project. Oh, let me run it."

>> I like it. Haunted by fame. Yeah, it's

only 25 minutes long. Um, I haven't

heard anything.

>> Let's get to the tea.

>> Let's get to the tea, though.

>> What's the L? We still here to be Well,

at least for me, I'll speak for me. I'm

still here to be a Chatty Patty.

>> I see some I see some of the talk out

there. You [ __ ] is on couches

gossiping like [ __ ] I agree.

Sometimes [laughter] I agree. Y'all

ain't saying nothing. Hey, y'all ain't

saying nothing wrong. [ __ ] is sitting

up there chatting [ __ ] But these [ __ ]

will give it to you. So, here we go.

Offset in what I'm sure he didn't feel

like saying on his album. He said on his

mixtape like project. I'll ask y'all if

y'all believe me in a second. Here we

go. Playing no sweat, right? [music]

>> No sweat. That's what you get.

That's what you get. I'll give it to you

one more time. It's fast.

>> Oops.

>> He said, "How you leaving Jordan for

Robin?"

>> Yes. How you leaving?

>> So he calling him kinky freaky. Kinky

freaky. [laughter]

>> I mean, right. Dennis Robin has like a

>> I guess that's what he was. Dennis Robin

was a very free man

>> and some might call that kinky freaky.

>> Um I don't know. I saw people giving the

flack like, "Oh, we tired of hearing it

or whatever." But me, I'm somebody that

I appreciate when artists go through

[ __ ] and put it in their art. I I kind

of hate the whole like new way we do

[ __ ] when people just talk [ __ ] and do

interviews and tweet [ __ ] I feel like

artists are supposed to respond with

songs, you know what I mean? So he of

course he it's like Cardi said a lot on

her album and she also has been real

open about things. I just saw her

recently talk about I don't know where

she was, but she was speaking about um

why they're really not divorced and why

she feels like he's holding it up or

whatever. It's like that's their

personal business. He get to say

something back. People kill me when it's

like you can't say anything back. That

[ __ ] can say what the [ __ ] he want. He

a rapper. He's supposed to say it like

that. I think he could have went harder.

I don't know why he went so light.

>> Well, still cuz as a man you can't as a

man. I totally get him going light. He

he sound like he didn't want to do that

when he came. when he when he came up

here, he basically said, "Yo, as a guy,

there's just certain [ __ ] that's that's

that's flawed. It's certain [ __ ] that's

not G-code. There certain [ __ ] that's

not keeping the people. No matter what

she does, she could say everything in

the world. Me as a guy, I cannot do." He

said that. I think some men out there

understand that.

>> And I think all men understand that

because these [ __ ] today

>> will argue with right go right there

with

>> I ain't with that fight.

Yeah, all of it's nasty. Yeah.

>> Um to respond um in that case your hands

are bisexual. I feel like um like I do

totally get that when you explain it

that way. But for me that would be

leaving him out of it. Why is he Robman

then? [ __ ] ain't do nothing to you. He

just married your old

throw jab at the [ __ ] then. But but you

ill. I never I was so focused on the

Jordan part

>> that I didn't get to I didn't go to why

might he be saying Rodman when you say

Jordan to me you just saying I'm the

best over no matter who you are you

[ __ ] with the

>> hippod

said Rodman for a reason.

>> But that's but that's fly. I mean the

rumors are out there. I ain't going to

say them cuz I ain't got no proof of

none of that [ __ ] It's none of my

business and I'm against and I'm against

Don't Don't do that. I'm against pulling

people out of the closet.

>> Correct.

>> I'm against that. you with that?

>> I don't first of all I don't if I'm

addressing rumors that I heard it has

nothing to do what he really is. That's

number one. So it's like that's not

pulling nobody out the closet saying

somebody say something about

>> come back to that too.

>> Um but pulling people out the closet

part. Got it.

>> Yeah. Um just but just that's my

personal opinion. I feel like what he

said is true and what y'all saying makes

sense. But the real version of that

would definitely be not throwing a jab

at him. And I took that as a jab. Well,

he's throw and that's the other part

keeps trying to act like I'm not hurt

and I'm not bothered.

>> Yes, you are, dog. It's okay. Just just

own that. Like even in there, you think

I'm hurt, but I'm not.

>> Yeah, you are. True.

>> You are. You're everything you have been

doing is is showing a man that's hurt

>> or bothered and trying to act like I'm

not. Like you're going so far to try to

act like I don't really give a [ __ ] what

she doing,

>> but you watching everything. When dude

have a bad game, you posting about it.

like you doing a lot of hurt [ __ ]

>> that we can see it,

>> but then you'll sit down and say, "Oh, I

ain't hurt. I I'm keeping it plate. I'm

keeping it P." No, you're not. I want to

offer push back on that. Go ahead. Yeah.

I think I I I I want to I think I'm on

the other side of that

today. I think I believe him like with

this project with him saying it today.

I've echoed your sentiments on the la on

his album when it came out and I was

like,

>> "What about his what about his antics on

the internet?" You're

I don't think they I don't really think

he's showing out. I didn't say show out.

>> If you don't care, you don't care. You

can't sit here and say I don't care and

show you that I care.

>> There's no way you don't care and you

post him losing the game. Unless you

post him losing the game prior to this

happening.

>> You post him losing the game.

>> I mean, he lose the game and then you go

make a little slick comment on your

Instagram right after him losing the

game. You know what you're doing. You

know what they're going to do. You know

the coverage is going to get. Why do you

care if he has zero catches for four

whatever? Why do you care about his stat

line?

>> You're right.

>> Why you even watch? You sound like a

chick. That's what chicks do.

>> That is exactly what women do, bro.

>> I'm not letting No, no, no.

>> They start that Instagram taking a shot

at the other girl type of [ __ ] That's

what women do. Men don't do that.

>> Men don't go at the other person, the

other guy.

>> I can have a problem with homeboy.

Like I'm I want to agree with y'all if

I'm just potting, but I do understand

him. I can have a problem with Duke

separate from whatever me and my very

still wife are going through. Especially

if the rumors are true of you sleeping

with my wife and then well I had a baby

in there and then you had a there's a

lot there's a lot of reasons why if he

feel like posting Steph going scoreless

in a game you on every song saying I got

a [ __ ] more handsome than you that's

better than you that's doper than you.

Oh I'm so small and tiny so big and

tall. You having you having a blast as

women do. And yeah, but so if a [ __ ]

get out of character, cuz I I'll agree

with you. Don't say nothing. But if a

[ __ ] get out of character once or

twice, I'm not going to put all the

sauce on, oh, you care. You care. You

care. [ __ ] that's my wife. We're going

We're actively going through a divorce.

You don't know what I'm dealing with

behind the scenes. You don't know what

I'm dealing with with these kids. You

don't know how she's responding to me in

real life. Like, if I slipped up online

once or twice, don't put it all on. I

believe him when he says, "Yo, I ain't

as hurt as y'all think." There's been

times where I've gone through a breakup

with public darlings because women play

public darling games better than you.

>> Women care about the aesthetic more than

you. So yeah, where you [ __ ] do some

[ __ ] and the public darling lady, the

whole the fans say, "Oh, you

[ __ ] You cheated on her. How

could you? You lost all you lost all you

lost. You never get it back." And the

[ __ ] be like, "Yo, dog, I know her in

real life. She's dirty as [ __ ] Her

trunk dirty now. The bathroom is dirty.

The [ __ ] is dirty. SHE [ __ ] AND

let's get to that, too, cuz I'm not

saying her [ __ ] is dirty. I'm just

talking.

>> Yeah. Yeah. No. Off.

>> Also, how you handled our divorce or

breakup may indeed make me look at you

differently than I did when you were my

wife. I'm not trying to cape him. But if

we going through our [ __ ] and then you

go [ __ ] the football player while we

yada yada yada. I think as a guy, you

can have a feeling about it. I do.

Without without people being able to

come say [laughter]

That's not what I'm saying. That's not

what I'm saying. I'm saying that's human

to have that feeling. But don't now ACT

LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE THAT FEEL.

>> THERE'S NO I AGREE WITH ICE. I

>> He just walking around like Superman.

Yo, I don't give a [ __ ] what she doing.

I'm cool. I'm cool. Yes, you do. That's

what I'm saying. IT'S HUMAN TO WHAT

YOU'RE saying is right, but I feel like

what you're saying it fits more if he

stepped to him when he seen him at the

club. It fits more if he messaged him

directly. But to throw it in a song, it

gives mad. I I don't think that um that

there is any rules what you can do, you

can't do what you heard. People be

heard, people be heard. But y'all are ho

to hell to a different standard. In my

opinion, for him to throw a jab at his

athleticism in a song, it's no way that

you can then say you think I'm hurt, I'm

not. It just doesn't match. That's all

I'm saying. I think that it would be

different like to go to your point,

RIGHT? BECAUSE OF THE WHITE. BUT I CAN

SEE YOU APPROACH a [ __ ] in person that

way. But to throw on a song about his

athleticism, LIKE THAT'S GOING TO HURT

THAT NOBODY BUT HIM AND HIS FANS. YOU

JUST CAN'T NOBODY BUT HIM AND HIS FANS.

>> MONA, you just started saying I love

when artists put it in art.

>> I do. I do.

>> He's artist. So if he feel away about

something that homeboy did separate of

you [ __ ] my wife and taking my wife,

then why you feel differently about him

putting an art?

>> I don't feel no differently. I just feel

that he can't say I'm not hurt and do

that.

>> My All right. So my Yeah, I understand.

I said my response to that is I believe

that again I said that I believe him

today.

>> Okay.

>> Today upon this release. I think there

are phases to the breakup.

>> Absolutely. We've all been through

breakups for sure.

>> That's what I'm saying. So, I think that

after I hurt and ball up and cry and get

over the shock of you leaving and you

bought a new house and I'm in my mansion

alone. Oh, you [ __ ] dude on once you get

over yourself.

>> Mhm.

>> And you can assess properly.

Sometimes you be you be like, "All

right, I get it." Even if you [ __ ] UP,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT he's an angel. EVEN

IF YOU [ __ ] UP LIKE YO THE WHOLE TIME

YOU talking before not not this time but

the time before you talking and you were

like the way you carry our breakup can

make me look at you different [laughter]

>> please like what we had to break up cuz

you're a relationship while I don't give

a [ __ ] how you feel I do the breakup you

[ __ ] my op you [ __ ] my cousin like

you going to judge me on how we broke up

when you was dogging me we was together

I don't give a [ __ ] now I go with the

mailman

>> but just to be clear they both they

allegedly

allegedly both have that story. But

>> when I say that,

>> that's my op. They both looking at each

other like the Spider-Man meme.

>> Oh, I didn't. First of all, I didn't

know anything about her [ __ ] his op.

Second of all, I feel like that when I

was respond to you, bigger than carding

them, period. When you say, "Oh, I'm

judging you how we broke up." If the

relationship is a breakup cuz she left

cuz of you, [clears throat] it's like,

bro,

>> who gives a [ __ ] I

>> Yeah, come on, bro. That's just a woman

women thing. I get it.

>> I get that and and I agree with that.

>> I agree with that. I just don't think

that he is soaking right now.

>> I don't think he's soaking which [ __ ]

you

>> girl.

>> It ain't even a matter of soaking. It's

just like

he seems like he's I'm still paying

attention to your moves. I'm still

keeping up with y'all. That's what I'm

talking about. And if you move past it,

you over it. You don't really do those

things as much no more unless I don't

want to go ahead. Go ahead.

I don't want it to sound like I think

that in a different world they both

would take each other back tomorrow.

>> I do too.

>> Let me let me be clear on that. I ain't

trying to say like they both are moving

on.

>> I do too.

>> I wouldn't be shocked if they end up

back in two years.

>> I wouldn't be surprised.

>> Who would be surprised?

>> Right.