Destiny’s Food

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I got a hip fly. Yo. What? All y'all. All y'all are bullshit.

Yeah, it's fine. Come on, it's fine. This nigga got a mouthful of veneers and

one real tooth. That's how you stay grounded, yo. That's how you don't get your

real. That's how you don't get your real. That's how you get one tooth. You

think you get too high to do this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, yo. I'm here,

though. Yo, look. Yo. I'm doubting about it. That's crazy. Or just in case they

all fail, you got the one. Right. So get some chewing done. Nah, that's that

old school shit. You done. cracked the bottle with their teeth. He can't do that

with the veneers. So you gotta keep that one real one for it. Audience, they're

laughing at me because we were off air. Parks was dealing with something really serious

and we started having like a vulnerable conversation. Serious pro tools, not serious. It

started with us on freeze. And then, see that, you gotta be careful. But it

wasn't funny then. Right. Because we was being serious and vulnerable. What? That could have

been funny. That could have been funny. But we was in a loving moment. We

was in a loving space. You went and jumped in the fire. Duck, duck, goose.

It was fired over here. It landed on me somehow, boy. Oh, man, yo. Oh,

my God. So, yes, they laughing at me because I have one real tooth. Can

I ask why you kept the one? Yeah, why you do? Like, what was the

reason for the one? No, I feel like if I tell y'all the truth, y'all

start laughing some more. No, we're not going to laugh. Come on. This is a

safe space. Yeah, we're being vulnerable. It's one of the safest spaces. Come on in,

Joseph. Honestly,

yeah. I overshare on this body. I share too much of this body. Honestly, when

I went to the dentist, I thought that they was all done. And I think

she charged me like they was all done, too. But it wasn't until I went

to get a cleansing. Cleaning. Cleaning. That too. I hope. Spiritual

cleansing. I'm mistaken. Yeah, I went to get a cleaning, and

she slipped up. She told me, she said, you got one real one in the

back here? I was like, wait, what? Hold on, wait. She owe you a tooth.

Why would you do that? Go get your tooth, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go get

your tooth. She owe you a tooth, man. It's a K.O. I'm short. So, yeah,

I got water, man. It'll leave eventually. Because I got to go do that shit

at some point. What, an implant? Get your hair laser? Yeah. Oh. I got one.

Snickers and nuts. All right. You got to get implants on a veneer? No, I

don't have one back here. Oh, okay. You got a missing. Yeah. Yeah, I got

one. I was supposed to get the implant. I just never did it. But the

way that she described it at the time. You used to be gumming That didn't

sound like- Nah, that shit don't sound like some shit you want to do. They

drill, they got to put the shit in there, then they got to put the

post and all that. I was like, yo, fam, I'm cool. I don't be gumming

shit, but the way they explain it, as you age, what gravity does to your-

Sinuses. Gums and your jawline and how it affects things, you got to get it.

You got to go get it. You got to get it. It's going to fuck

you up. Yeah, it'll start, your other teeth will start closing in and it'll fuck

your whole jawline up. All right, this is an entertainment show. Oh, yeah. And pause

needing your jawline right. I told you we ain't stopping. I'm with you.

We're not stopping pause. Me and Parks keep telling y'all we're not going to stop.

We're just slowing it down. That's all. We can't stop it today. You pausing the

pause? Yeah. That's it. Okay. I disagree. We're cutting in the half. Because this is

my three pauses this morning and I ain't say nothing about. Just let them go?

At least let them ride. Pause. See? It was a test. I

failed. And I'm okay with that. We're not mature yet. No. Don't want to be.

Who called who today? Yo, get out of here. I'm asking a question. Navy blue

boys. Yo, do be coordinated like every day. Y'all are twinning again. No, we not.

Last episode you had on your khakis. Yo, what's twinning last episode? I sat on

beige. No, but y'all both had khaki cargos. Y'all never wear khakis. Y'all both had

khakis on. Cargos. Khaki cargos. Very specific. I never wear khakis. Y'all would dress like

the left side of the Motown Philly single cover. Like it was different

variations of the college. And now today y'all are back. Navy blue-ed out.

Ish with the brand new. Ish University. Let's go, ass. Is

that on the side? But we on both.

You ain't got to take this, man. This nigga is... I mean, somebody is killing

these designs. Non-stop, too, boy. This nigga is a fool, bro. Don't you like when

you buy some work from somebody for a couple dollars and just flip that shit

into hundreds of thousands? He just stepped on that shit. What? I do that shit

all the time with this. Give him a little light, 75, 7,500. Oh, man. What

is the coursework at Ish University? That's what I was going to ask you.

Nobody's listening to see your bullshit You look good Thank you so much Are those

in the sale too? Are they out yet? Nah It's a tester He's just coming

in and wearing shit He's just testing it You look like you can go to

Market research baby That's it No I need a I told you I need a

website person Anybody Anybody Bro I got I got some I've known Mark a

year I just want y'all to know I've known Mark a year Yeah Yo, dawg,

you know somebody do such and such? I immediately... Do you have two feet? Let

me finish. I immediately shoot Mark a number, a name, yo, tell him I sent

you, all of that. I got to come to Mark's defense. Because when I needed

someone, he immediately sent the defense. That's making me even more tight. Oh, you look

out for the white man. Word. Yo, if this nigga called me and said, yo,

you got somebody to do X? I'd be like, yeah. Right? Yo, I need a

tree cut down. I need whatever. I'm Johnny on the spot. I'm getting tight. I've

been waiting for this nigga. Because he don't do that for you. Yep. That's not

true. What a friend group. Ice has not asked me for nothing that I can

refer somebody to him. He had a tree thing. Oh, shit. He had a bush.

Oh, yo. See, you can't. You can't. Y'all fuck with

me now. That was crazy. You set me up. Had? Come on.

That was crazy. You think he had one? What do you got now?

He cleared it up. Shit. Shit. I'm

glad y'all brought this up. On God, I'm not joking. I need you. No, for

real. I said I'm not pardoning. I'm not pardoning! My

seal on my bathroom shower that the little thing is going up, I ain't calling

no fucking I'm gonna finish it, man. Come on up and bring some glue. Bring

a little caulk gun. Yeah, bring the, you know, you got a caulk gun in

the trunk. See, but you've elevated, so now you don't want to fucking seal the

shower back up. Oh, no, he got a guy for that. I was on the

elevator with him earlier. He was telling somebody to seal up a shower for him.