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>> [music]

>> Microphone check. What is this?

JB [music]

back to business.

I guess right now we should start the

show.

>> But why you couldn't But why you

couldn't just start with that?

[laughter] I want to read this.

>> Now he not talking to me cuz y'all

teasing him.

>> That's what happens when we tease him.

Cut this [ __ ] off. We on I was going to

chill on him cuz he's just getting back

and he's a little under the weather. I'm

going still chill on him.

>> I'm going to chill on him cuz this is

too funny though.

>> Chill on him. Chill on.

>> I got to move over.

>> No, I'm chilling on y'all.

>> You said they ain't got ain't no your

blood from

>> now. What is wrong with men? Yo.

>> Yeah.

>> What is wrong with men?

>> We ain't running for no what?

>> Your eyes look [laughter] at you. We

love you.

>> He's beautiful.

>> If we say

we lasted 10 seconds,

jump on fast.

>> Oh my god. Let the boy breathe. That's

why we sent the email because he be he

be watching.

>> I need everybody in here to know that I

compliment all my brothers. Don't I

compliment y'all?

>> If you I'm just a compliment. I can't

help it. And this looks better than all

of us.

>> Thank you.

>> I'm tired of just saying it's me. He

look better than y'all too. And y'all

know it.

>> Okay.

>> You too. Bump it up. Don't [laughter]

listen.

>> But he know he know how I feel.

>> Nate.

He know how I [clears throat] feel. Come

on.

Man,

>> I take him up to the court right now.

>> That's why I have my battles with him

and Michael Paul.

>> I love y'all so much. I'm happy to see

you guys.

>> She ain't met Michael Paul, has she?

>> I don't know. I can see her doing the

same thing.

>> Mona Yeah, Mona's [laughter] f a fast

little thing. I could definitely see it.

Mona [clears throat] little. Uh

yeah, is I am going to chill on you cuz

I love you and you're my man. You need

to feel better. But that the why why you

know his name man it was it was instant

like what's his name? I don't even know

it after you just said it and I don't

know his name.

>> What's his name?

>> What's his name?

>> You watch porn

>> is Jason Lee or Jason Los.

>> Okay.

>> No my point is

[laughter]

>> I don't watch porn with men in it.

>> You watch porn live.

>> That's dope.

>> Okay.

>> Now how many of those do you get before

I start chilling?

>> [clears throat]

>> You don't have to chill.

>> How many do you get before I'm no longer

in chill [laughter] mode? That's my man.

>> Chilling. That's okay. We miss.

What? What? What? What's the dude's

name?

>> His name is uh Jason Love.

>> Jason Love. We got the same name.

>> Huh? That See, that's more the reason.

>> Yeah. No, I ain't number 10 in Man, man.

Please.

>> Thank you. I don't you Come on. We've

already decided.

>> The guy Jason Love sent the email and

said, sent his people sent an email said

would we like to have him on as a guest

and he was going to bring a custom

>> well [laughter] God don't even like

>> God don't even like me saying that say

it a custom

fora in case you want read

>> um would you guys at the JBP be

interested in having adult film star

Jason Love as a guest he'll be in the

tri-state area on and gives a date let

me know your thoughts he can have some

honey packs and other goodies sent the

studio

>> and he has a custom tent in for Mona to

try out if she's interested.

>> What does he think this pot is? I don't

know. Say a cam soda.

>> My initial [laughter]

My initial reaction would be to call.

>> He's going to bring Honeyax.

>> Wait, hold up. You don't know what THAT

IS. WHY DO [laughter] WE NEED TO BE

>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS. You don't

know what C game is, do you? No.

>> Yes, you do. [laughter]

>> No, I have no idea.

>> Yes, you do.

>> Yes. [laughter] do is funny.

>> Yes, the you do.

>> Yes, the you do.

>> I don't know what it is though.

>> Me neither. It's cams like a webcam

corn.

>> Oh, okay. Okay.

>> Some sodas on the side.

>> I'm not sure what the soda's about. But

>> yeah,

>> you know that fast, too.

>> A 10-in dildo sounds like assault.

>> But the the funny part in all of that is

once I said that,

>> she immediately said,

>> "Takes you out the game."

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> What? [laughter]

>> Yo, your man. Hey, what's up with the

day? Jo,

you know,

>> it's cool. You know, [laughter]

>> he like he know

>> you're saying that.

>> You know, [laughter] y'all disgust.

>> You got it, bro.

>> That's not That's a real bromance.

>> I ain't going to say nothing. Yo,

>> you don't got to say you know, right?

[laughter]

You don't take anything.

Mona, do you want it or not?

>> Well, I'm not

>> the joint. You want it? The custom joint

from homeboy.

>> I can't do anything with that to be

honest.

>> You know what I mean? And you know what?

I assume that it was made like as him,

right?

>> We ain't investigating. He just

>> We didn't inquire according to you.

>> Wait, wait for a reply to that. I didn't

reply.

>> They kind of the balls. I don't know if

it's exactly right. [laughter]

>> Reward the email. report that report

like why why me? Why would I want the 10

incher?

>> Well,

>> you know what I mean?

>> I don't think any of us else would.

[laughter]

>> They don't know. So, to be fair, they

just said, "I'mma send a few 10 inches

up there to be fair."

>> No, they don't know. No, they are pretty

fair. Pretty good. They know. They They

read past the joke. They know.

>> Maybe I want a honeybag.

>> What does that do? What does that do for

>> Hey,

>> it might Yeah, maybe I

>> That Honey Back said it all, bro.

>> I didn't know that. I didn't know

>> what

>> I never [ __ ]

>> All that. You

>> got order that [ __ ] off Amazon or

something, right? Honey pack.

>> I think they got at the gas station.

>> You [ __ ] have a [ __ ] 10 pack of

them. [laughter]

>> Bro, why you looking at me, bro? I don't

want

>> Cuz you smirking at me, bro. What? I

don't want

>> the only man in here that doesn't have a

big 10ack box at the house is parks.

>> I've never used uh performance enhancing

drugs.

>> I know you look all natural.

>> Not not that anything's wrong with that.

>> My [clears throat] all natural.

[laughter]

>> You on the seamos version.

>> Oh no. I've taken the gas station [ __ ]

too.

>> I ain't up here trying to hide my who I

am. [ __ ] [ __ ] you talking about.

>> Yeah, he's taking

>> Don't call. [laughter]

He's taking it before. Yo, [laughter]

>> every [ __ ] in here is taking them too.

>> Taking what? The honey pack. No way that

performance.

>> Y'all never take the honey back. Did

y'all ever take the pink pink horse to

Cam John?

>> No.

>> Oh, the pink horse power. I've had that.

>> I heard good things about that.

>> I've had that.

>> That's from Africa.

>> And

>> that's from a small plant in Africa.

>> And

>> are we reviewing uh dick pills?

[laughter]

>> Yeah. I just want to see an interesting

segment.

>> Joe first.

>> I never used the cam cam either. You've

never used no type of nothing?

>> Oh yeah, I've used something. It's just

it's not these things.

>> I never I never used cam [ __ ] neither,

but I did hear that it was all right,

but I ain't never use it.

>> It's

>> So what's your go to when you

>> Honey [ __ ] didn't work.

>> Oh honey,

>> [ __ ] be saying that [ __ ] That [ __ ] is

cocka.

>> Wow.

>> So what works? A

>> little bit of this, a little bit of

that. [laughter]

>> [ __ ] you talking about.

>> For each his own though, right? What

work for one person? You know what I was

good for the goose. Might not be good

for

>> They have girl honey packs though. They

do.

>> Yeah. Um

>> it's still called a honey pack.

>> No,

>> I don't know. Something like it. I ate a

regular

>> some pink [ __ ] Some pink pink pussycat

or something like that.

>> Yes, I ate a regular honey pack before.

>> And what happened?

>> Nothing.

>> You didn't get rocked up. [laughter]

>> No.

Like I thought like my nipples would be

real hard, but no. If anything, I I felt

angry.

>> Angry. Full of rage.

>> Yeah. You got to beat that

>> cuz you know Mona took it and didn't get

laid.

>> I ain't no dick.

>> Mona took IT AND WAS JUST TOOK IT.

[laughter]

>> I took it and [ __ ] gave me a ghost.

>> Hey yo dog. I've been there before.

>> Bro, that's [ __ ] up, bro. A [ __ ] like

me. Now I got to send you a voice note.

[laughter]

>> Y'all know how I am with them voice

notes. It might not be no record. I [ __ ]

with a [ __ ] but this [ __ ] got at

least 13 voice notes. My lost my voice

vibes for sure.

>> What? Definitely.

>> Hit look. Hands free. First of all,

[ __ ] That's how it [laughter]

starts. You got to wait a second, Parks,

cuz it won't catch you. So, you give it

a little one, two, three. First of all,

[ __ ] So, you can hear that

first.

>> And that's supposed to make them want to

beat it up.

>> I don't know. But this what's going on.

>> You won't get this work. I'm saying.

>> What do y'all think about the chicks

that send voice notes? Like, honestly, I

hate them.

>> I don't care for voice notes.

>> I don't like voice.

>> No, period.

>> Like, at that point, you

>> What do you think about chicks with with

voices? [laughter]

There you go.

>> Let's get into real podcasting.

>> Keep hearing like, "Oh [ __ ] I know."

[ __ ] I was listening to Jeffrey

Osborne. [laughter] Now I got to pause

Jeffrey Osborne. Press play.

>> They always want to talk.

>> Disconnect from the Bluetooth. Right

when you jamming, [laughter] there'll be

less sad songs. Here she go.

>> God damn. And you can't tell your girl,

yo, I'm jamming right now.

>> It's always

>> Why you can't say that,

>> dog?

>> I'm a [ __ ] I [laughter] always me too.

>> I'm a [ __ ]

>> I always

>> Why you can't just say

>> I'm in the middle of a mean set.

>> That's [ __ ] If anybody

I just cut high five on like the album

cuts [ __ ] that I don't I got to be alone

to listen to

>> and then when he finally listened it's

like so you stopped me for that.

[laughter]

>> Absolutely nothing. It'd be absolutely

nothing. They always

>> they always say stuff that makes me

about [laughter]

>> you know what I mean? It's always

moments here where I say something off

my chest off top of my little heart

>> and y'all sit there real you especially

you be real stuffy cuz the laugh about

to burst out and then y'all just make me

re-evaluate everything I've done for the

last four or five years and it hurts. It

stings a bit. I've been doing voice

notes consecutively for years and it

ain't really been working out and now

you telling me these [ __ ] don't like

voice notes. Like what the [ __ ] do the

[ __ ] like? But this is the key thing.

They don't like women with voices.

[snorts] You know what they want? They

just want you to eat the dick and shut

the [ __ ] up.

>> Well,

>> I've done a lot of research.

>> Honestly,

>> eat the dick and shut your mouth.

>> Even do that if the NerS is playing the

Lions [laughter]

depending on the game that's on. You can

keep that mouth too. [laughter]

>> Steal his Dolphin Monday night.

>> Oh, yeah. Keep that open.

>> There's no There's no hope for people

like me. Lover

>> at heart. Sweetheart.

>> Mhm.

>> At heart.

>> I got to keep up with this. It's fantasy

playoff week one. I got to know

>> how the run how how Blake Corum feel.

>> I got to know who hamstring acting up.

>> Who played on who practiced on

Wednesday?

>> The Thursday night game [laughter] was

snuck up on me.

>> What that wind look like for the

Thursday game?

>> Got to check the weather. It's a lot

going on. I can't get head and do this.

>> No, not at all. No, not this week.

>> Not this week. You wouldn't rather hear

this raspy voice over just a simple

text. Hey, how are you?

>> No,

>> it's happening in

>> How many [ __ ] on the roster sound

like me?

>> I want to hear that voice. If I'm If I'm

ordering black eyed peas [laughter]

>> and and [ __ ]

>> Let me tell you when I want to hear this

voice.

>> I'm not talking. I can't make no voice

jokes more. I'm with you.

>> I'm not talking [ __ ] up, too. And I

call a hole in the wall hood spot with

the good food. And I said, "Yo, this is

the voice I want in." What's up, Joe?

You want your regulars? [laughter]

>> Yo, I put I put some extra on the side

for you. Come on, Joe.

>> Isa, are you okay?

>> You know, we got we got turkey wings.

[laughter]

>> Oh, I'm with you.

>> I'm not laughing with them.

>> Oh, man.

>> It's a sensitive spot, Parks. There's a

lot of trauma. I'm sorry.

>> attached to it. Um

>> I'm sorry you went through that.

>> I'm the only child. I would answer the

phone um as a kid. My mother was at work

and they [laughter] would say, "Hello,

is Wanda available?" And I would say,

"No, my mommy's not home." And they

would say, "Oh, is this her son?"

>> Oh [laughter] [ __ ]

>> And I would say, "No." You know what I

mean? And they would just talk over you.

And eventually, you know what that

morphed into?

>> What it morphed into? Oh, is this her

son? [ __ ] you, [ __ ] NO, IT'S HER

DAUGHTER.

>> OH [laughter] [ __ ]

>> I'm sorry.

>> That's the voice I wanted. Yo, y'all got

the half and half in there. Y'all got

the [ __ ] Yo, I want to hear

that voice. They got mystics.

>> What am I supposed to do? [laughter]

>> Yo, let me Yo, let me get a Kiwi

Strawberry Mystic.

>> My hood. It's a mystic in the cooler.

That's crazy.

>> A mystic.

>> It's just so hateful though cuz I was

born with this rasp.

>> Oh my goodness. [snorts] Little tea.

Baby,

>> this voice is changing my life. People

love the podcast listeners love my

voice. Shout out to all the tractor

trailer drivers out there in JBPville.

>> Look at your girl.

>> Oh god. Okay.

>> Pick you up a lot. Lizard tonight on me.

>> Have a good time.

>> Mona, shut up. [laughter]

Godamn.

>> Just looked at your girl. You know what

I'm saying? Just stared at her. Thought

about it.

Like, damn. I passed all my hoes up to

you.

>> Look at the [ __ ] out of my face, dude.

You know doing some weird ASS [ __ ] MOVE.

>> [laughter]

>> MIC check 1212. Mic check. Mic mic check

121212.

Let's keep this applause going right

quick.

Let me get these drops out the way real

quick.

Yes sir.

>> And Mona, Mona. Yes, sir. Uh 885.

>> 886.

>> Welcome to episode 8.86 of the Joe

Button podcast. I'm your humble,

gracious, grateful, happy to be here

host Joe Button. Here with some really

amazing people. This episode is brought

to you by Fueled by Power by Price Fix

Price Fish Gang.

>> Next to me, my girl Big Mona, Philly's

finest. She's in the building. How you

doing Mona?

>> I'm great. How are y'all?

>> Couldn't be better. Couldn't

[clears throat] be better. Glad Glad you

could be here with us. Next to her, huh?

Pretty boy Floyd. [laughter]

Huh?

>> Greeneyed Bandit.

>> Greeneyed Bandit. Look at him.

[laughter]

>> Receding Ricky.

>> Oh, white boy.

>> No. Big. [laughter]

You know I'mma do it. [ __ ] him.

>> White boy.

>> Don't call him white boy. [laughter]

We could be a dynamic duo.

>> No doubt.

>> I think y'all already a dynamic duo. Mr.

Thousand Doors and big issues here. How

you feeling is

>> good.

But I'm cool.

>> Yeah. You feeling better?

>> Nah, not really. Oh,

>> but I'm cool.

>> You still caught the socks with the fit.

>> You don't feel that bad when you match

the socks. I see the socks boy coming

outside. Come outside without the socks

matching wrong with you.

>> No, he don't play.

>> Who looks at another [ __ ] socks?

>> Me. [laughter] Me. That [ __ ] got the

one the Rockport socks. Boy, them good

socks.

>> Got the heels on.

>> Them the socks that be in the front by

the register. [laughter]

That's the socks with the product

placement. Yeah, you know the good socks

with the [ __ ] on the ankle. Come on,

don't play with me.

>> That's how they get you to

>> next to him. Big freeze in the building.

Mr. Take a further himself. Uh, King

Omra Parks is here. Po is here. Cory is

here. Erikson is here. Savon Savon I

think is here.

>> Yeah, Savon.

>> Savon is here. Tanner is here by remote.

Last but certainly not least, each and

every one of you guys are here. What's

popping though? What's going on?

>> Chilling, man. How you feeling?

>> I feel amazing. We got new mic stands.

I'm super excited about it. They've

absolutely made my week.

>> That's good.

>> It's the little things.

>> It is the little things.

>> Yeah, these are dope.

>> Yeah, these are fly.

>> I've been looking for this type of mic

stand for a while.

>> It's hard to find.

>> Yeah,

>> these are these are some new [ __ ]

>> Yeah, these are these are

>> some

>> I'm really excited about.

>> Rolls-Royce of mic stands.

>> No, these are really good mic stands.

Much cleaner. It's I like it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I'm excited about

that. Uh, still smoking on that fourth

quarter pack.

>> I see. I see.

>> Smoking on that fourth quarter pack. I

see.

>> Yeah, man. What's not to celebrate?

What's not to feel good about, man? This

is much better than my December last

year where I was [ __ ] evicted and

living in a hotel.

>> [ __ ] Was a year.

December.

>> It was around Christmas time. Yeah.

>> Y'all was at Parks Crib. Yeah,

>> I was watching from home. Sad.

>> Went to the mall. [ __ ] did retail

retail therapy. Bought y'all a bunch of

gifts.

>> Thank you.

>> Crying.

>> Did that feel better?

>> Crying. Yeah, it did.

>> Yeah, retail therapy works. I don't give

a [ __ ] what nobody say.

>> No, it does. So, yeah. This de this

December is going way better than my

last. God is good all the time. And

that's what I got for y'all, man. How

y'all doing?

>> Feel amazing, man.

>> Great.

>> Yeah, I I can tell the fourth quarter

kind of kicking up. I see commercials

out there.

>> I see commercials, my [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Hey,

>> I love him. Come on, jump in. Jump in.

>> I know. That's why. And we That's

[laughter] why we can count on to not

have seen our sick anything at all.

[laughter]

>> This is where you supposed to see it.

>> I'm not a TV dude like that. I don't be

watching TV like that.

>> Simon ain't send it to

>> you. Do you have the internet?

>> Yeah.

>> It was all over.

>> It was everywhere.

>> My algorithm is different, bro.

>> Just ass.

>> Was no ass in our [laughter] commercial.

That's what it That's what it was.

>> That's what it was.

>> Was no ass in the commercial.

>> It was exciting.

>> 2x4s construction [ __ ]

>> I'm thinking about how I want your

birthday to go when we record up here.

>> Thinking about if anybody need to fly

in.

>> Oh, cuz it's a pod day. Yeah,

>> it's a pod day. There's nothing he can

do about it.

>> Nope.

>> He can't He can't leave. He can't

escape. Can't say, "I'm going to see

Johnny Gil with a fan to DM me."

[laughter] He can't do none of that

[ __ ] he be doing.

>> So, be be nice to me. Be nice to me,

>> Joe. How how up can I How up can I turn

it without you getting in trouble at

all?

>> Oh, I don't even know what that means.

>> It means that I want to have

>> Talk about balloons.

>> Balloons and bottles and the other one.

That [laughter] That other

>> the box one.

>> Come on. Come on.

>> The box.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I want to have somebody come

out, blow out a birthday candle. 50

candles. Bend over, drop some.

>> I want a lot going on for my man

birthday. Midnight ballerinas

>> in the daytime.

>> I love that. Midnight baller. A lot of

them, too. So, so a lot of them, too.

>> What's the limit before you?

>> Now, my only problem is, you know, I got

to call somebody to find the white ones.

[laughter]

>> For real. I've been thinking about this

cuz I've been trying to piece it

together, but nobody I know knows knows

the the white ones that cuz [laughter] I

got

>> the PS the Pauls that were talking about

the white strip club. There you go. A

couple things. Ballerina.

>> He know them. [laughter]

>> I DON'T KNOW. RIGHT UNDER THE BUS.

>> I don't know. Number two, that ain't

>> Yo, that's my bag sometimes.

>> You like everything.

>> You like I think I like everything.

>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You like

Carbell. You like Baskin Robbins. You

like to see all 32 of them. If something

is missing, then I'mma eat the other 31.

[laughter]

>> This is not my [laughter]

That's why we stopped doing that

together.

>> He start making it uncomfortable.

[laughter]

me.

You know, I've never been there. You

just as me, [ __ ]

>> If I would assume anyway.

>> If I would assume

>> who's eating them,

>> I would think I would even think eating,

but I feel like one of them will

probably be kissing them all in the

mouth making out. I would think Joe.

[laughter]

>> I don't think Joe made out with him.

>> My mother.

>> Just to be clear, I want Mona to be the

judge [laughter] and nothing between me

and

>> just in case nobody knew. No, it could

be fair, but I just feel like

>> that's

>> he would probably kiss him.

>> Yo, white joints out there, hit the pod

page. [laughter]

>> If you super bad

>> thick,

>> you know what I mean? You without no

curves, us without no breaks, you know.

Hit the pod page. Tanner will get back

to you. Somebody will get back to you.

>> Can they be natural? They got to be like

them thick ass white girls with the big

coochis.

>> You know, the white girls with the tummy

tuck in the BBL and their [ __ ] sit out

real heavy like a boxing glove.

>> [laughter]

>> I have you nervous.

>> Why you act like you don't know THE

WHITE GIRL I'M TALKING ABOUT. THE WHITE

GIRL AESTHETIC.

>> The BBL the fat ass and the [ __ ] sit

out heavy.

>> I know what you talking about.

>> You can see the [ __ ] from the side

[ __ ]

>> Never mind.

>> I've never seen a [ __ ] from the side.

>> That's [laughter] a lie. The tummy tuck

BBL [ __ ]

>> He seen a lot of them.

>> Whatever. [laughter] We all have seen a

lot of them.

>> But we talk about you. Never seen a

[ __ ] from the side.

>> We talking about your birth. You seen a

[ __ ] from everywhere you could

[laughter] see possibly see. I don't

know who the [ __ ] you talking. You've

seen

>> there's no more ways to see a [ __ ]

>> Something's wrong with

>> you. Never seen a [ __ ] so fat that it

it pokes out from the side. When you see

her from the side, you can see it.

>> That absence check for this episode. Get

[laughter] out of here. It's gone. If

it's funny,

>> I'm not saying.

>> No, it's totally fine. I don't care. Yo,

how up can we How much can we up it?

That's all I need to know.

>> Do what you do, bro.

>> Get some poles in there.

>> All he can take you all the way to the

moon.

>> I don't give a [ __ ] where he go. Ice.

What that guy doing to me? My

>> Because we don't want you to get in

trouble. That's what he's saying.

insecure bro.

>> Oh, she going to be in Portugal or some

[ __ ] [laughter]

>> She don't watch no more.

>> Oh, yeah. She don't watch.

>> She don't watch no more. Yeah, she and

she told She gave a speech, too. Like, I

don't even watch it anymore because All

right bet.

>> Can we get [laughter] somebody to jump

out of a cake?

>> Like a small person.

>> No, that's my birthday. That's his

birthday.

>> You like freaky [ __ ] That's what I'm

[ __ ] Let's get some small [laughter]

[ __ ] up here. How many times you seen

tall [ __ ] trippers? A thousand.

How many times you trip a [ __ ] this big

with little elbows? But how big the cake

got to be for the wheelchair to to hop.

[laughter]

All right, man. She kind of got to know

how to wheelie out the

>> roll out the cake.

>> I did not say nothing about that.

>> See, [laughter] that's

bad.

>> No, when you think about it, automated

chair ballerina would be crazy. Yo,

>> she hit the 360 titties out

>> in the chair. That would be crazy cuz

how him I feel like most of the girls

that Ice follow is a it's a hop

situation. Oh, you like the ampute porn

girls? I love that.

>> Wait, what?

>> The handicap porn girls. I

[clears throat] love that cuz they them

some resourceful [ __ ]

>> Niness.

>> They pop that [ __ ] by

>> I seen a [ __ ] on all nubs pop [ __ ]

She wasn't popping nothing but [ __ ]

[laughter]

>> All right. This is definitely this

family show.

>> HE KNOW WHAT SHE TALKING ABOUT.

>> I JUST SEE IT. [laughter] YOU EVER SEEN

A PERFUME BOTTLE

>> where it's just chess and [ __ ]

>> John Paul Guardian.

>> I'm tell Izzy Miyaki. This [ __ ] live.

Disney popping [ __ ] good too locking

OUT CUZ YOU GOT TO BE YOU GOT TO BE LIKE

SEXY WITH THAT CUZ YOU CAN'T DO nothing

with your hands so you just staring at

the [ __ ] special you know what I mean

little tongue [ __ ] no arms no legs this

[ __ ] get [laughter] crazy cut this out

if it's too much for my fellas

>> yo this guy is crazy

>> I ain't saying nothing else for the rest

of the show guys

about me no we there

>> I say this all the time and just keep

going it's so crazy [laughter]

it's a real threat when I say it then

nobody body cares. So I start talking

[clears throat] again.

>> No. And you be on go. Anytime you go

away for a weekend and do some shows,

when you come back, it's lit. It's being

you. You still think that you doing it.

>> I'm sorry.

>> And then I'm going to look like the bad

guy.

>> Then they going to make pizza. So I'm

supporting.

>> Okay.

>> Go ahead and talk, [ __ ]

>> Thank you. So [laughter]

Washington was great. Um,

>> how was it? Yeah. Yeah,

>> it was lit. It was lit. The energy was

so crazy cuz I've never been there and

they I mean I couldn't even talk. That's

how hype they they wouldn't let me, you

know, I couldn't start. They just was

like [ __ ] with me.

>> Far, do you know Mona? Mona went to

Washington, did the show invite

>> us.

>> Well, yeah, but and then got right on

the plane after the show and came home.

>> Those are my favorite kind of shows,

bro. I got

>> from Washington. That's a That's a low

from Washington. She did that show.

>> 2:00 p.m. I landed, did the show, did

the meet and greet. It was only one

show. I my flight left at 10:58.

>> Why didn't you stay in?

>> They closed the flight. I had begged

them to open it. I was in Philly by 6:00

a.m. Bad [ __ ]

>> No, you're not a bad Well, actually, ask

her how the meet and greet went.

>> How's the meet and greet go?

>> It was great. But well,

[laughter]

>> now I don't mean it.

>> If you have an 11 p.m. flight that you

have to make.

>> Oh, the meet and greet was after the

show.

>> Yes.

>> Oh, so you had to cut some people rushed

them.

>> Oh, you ain't greet them?

>> Of course. Not at all. She didn't meet

or greet them. met him

>> and that's about a group meet and greet.

>> She gave him a deuce. She chucked deuces

at him

>> and it listen and it's crazy because um

>> and she had the big [ __ ] security

guard standing on the side rushing him

being an [ __ ] and she wasn't speaking

up in the fans defense. So the [ __ ] was

like, "Hey, get the [ __ ] OUT OF HERE.

YOU GOT A FLIGHT TO CATCH.

>> THESE ARE AMAZING.

>> PUT CUT THAT OUT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

[ __ ] THIS [ __ ] TALKING ABOUT. MY MEAT

GREASE ARE AMAZING. YOU HAVE NEVER YOU

THINK CHRIS BROWN PICK YOU UP? I'M

PICKING YOU UP. BY ME. [laughter] BUY A

TICKET. I GOT TWO SHOWS IN CONNECTICUT

NEXT WEEK AT THE STRESS FACTOR. I DON'T

KNOW WHAT THE [ __ ] JOE WASN'T talking

about.

>> So, I draw a goddamn line. Might come

up.

>> No, it was too fast. And I mean, is like

my favorite part. And then it was like

um one of the comics told another guy, I

remember his name, his name's Chris

Crazy. This nigga's literally like he

ran that [ __ ] like a caseworker. Like,

dope down there. We get where your

MONEY'S UNDER. I WAS LIKE I WAS SCARED.

MOST OF THE PICTURES I'M TALKING to the

person like, "Bitch, is you, you know

what I mean?"

>> And [ __ ] was like, "Woo!" But me and

Gree my favorite part.

>> We always have conversations, hugs, you

know what I mean? These people are

saying, "I'm the girl that went to

college with." And I remember a lot of

them, you know what I mean? So, it was

unfortunate, but I feel like

>> nobody left pissed. Like, I made sure

anybody look pissed that I told him to

go back around just so we could try to,

you know,

>> but he was like, "No selfies, no

whatever." I appreciate him cuz he got

the job done, but that's not really, you

know what I mean? You agree literally is

like one of the best parts for me.

>> Why didn't you spend the night? Seattle

and the surrounding areas is is a great

time. That's that's what Joe was leading

into.

>> It's who I'm with and then it's like you

feel safe.

>> I like to get back. You know what I

mean? Normally I just like to get in get

out. Get like a robbery road [ __ ] That

was just probably the wrong drawing cuz

it's like

>> that's a long way for a robbery and it's

a long way. Yeah. But I'm glad I got a

red eyee cuz I hate that 6 hour flight.

I hate that with the time change in the

air. Oh, it's the worst. Pass the

[ __ ] ball. Pass the ball.

>> God damn. Pass the [ __ ] ball.

>> Haven't had that one in a while.

>> Word. [laughter] We ain't We ain't

needed it. But it

>> So basically in my dating life where I

am. [laughter]

>> Yo, no. It's a lot of new music came

out. Mo, we'll get to your dating life

later, but a lot of music came out. Big

release day. Big release day. When

there's a release day like this, we

we're a music podcast. So,

>> are we for on these type of days?

>> On some days. Yeah.

>> On these type of days.

>> On someday. We're not really

technically. No, not anymore. But on

these days,

>> we got to be

>> dog. I went to bed at 6:00 p.m. took a

nap. I got to take a nap to be up at

that midnight.

>> You took a nap to be up at midnight.

>> Do I be in bed at 3:30? I be I be I get

into bed. I think you're just ignoring

my calls. You're sleep.

>> No, I get in bed. I rest. I nap. I went

to bed at 6:00. Woke up at

12:45. Bought everything. Bought

everything I could buy. Bought Nas.

Bought 21 Savage. Bought Conway. I

bought Yay uh Yay Ali. I bought Fridays.

>> Chris Patrick dropped the dude from the

uh Kais stream that went crazy with the

uh

>> Oh. Oh, really? Yeah.

>> Oh, get out.

>> Yeah. Shout out to Chris.

>> Project.

>> Yeah. project.

>> Okay.

>> Nice. I think

>> somebody else dropped. Uh Pushist

dropped.

>> Uh so I let it all run.

>> It was a lot of [ __ ]

>> And I let it all run. That's what the

nap was for.

>> This is one of them weeks. I needed the

advances, man. It was too much music to

try.

>> I was about to hit you like, "Yo, you

can't get the

>> Yeah.

>> God damn. This is too much dropping at

one time."

>> Yeah. That should be annoying. It's too

much to take in. Pause.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

>> I thought back to 10. I thought I

thought everybody was pretty kind in

terms of

track list, right? Like 21 was modest.

12 13 songs.

>> True.

>> 47 minutes. Nas I had already heard, but

>> 15 joints.

>> Mhm.

>> And not a super long project either.

>> Yeah. Not not Yeah. Wasn't too long.

>> Yeah. I I started getting sleepy again

toward the end of Conway and Conway was

a little that was what 22 somewhere

around there. But

>> really good. Listen. Really good.

Listen. Where do y'all want to start?

>> The most anticipated

>> or do you want to save that for?

>> Well, what's the most anticipated?

>> I mean, the last premiere was announced

in 2003 [laughter]

>> or four, whatever year that was. Yeah,

that's true.

>> That's a really hard thing to live up

to. That is a real like just the

anticipation and the previous track

record of five, six, seven

absolute classics.

>> Yeah.

>> I didn't think like for a lot of people

still just yo, we finally getting it,

>> right?

>> Wait, it's really happening. So yeah,

you you go here first.

>> Yeah, it's a it's a art piece.

>> It is.

>> It's a art piece for sure. Like you

would buy the vinyl of this. Oh, I'm

definitely hope to get it autographed

and just hang it up somewhere like it is

one of those.

>> Yeah, you're right about the amount of

time P is on the road right now. I'm

having fun watching Nas

>> outside and this I certain people on

release day I get excited.

>> Yeah, like

>> release day is still a big deal if you

know if it's a big deal. Anyway, yeah,

we can wait for Nas. We can wait for

Nas. Let's start with something else.

Okay,

>> start 21.

>> Let's do it. Let's do it.

>> Okay, 21. Um he well he announced it

last week.

>> Uh yeah. Yeah.

>> So a very short window. Uh what happened

to the streets?

Uh how many?

>> 14 joints.

>> 47 minutes.

>> Any any take? Well, you can play first.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

>> I only got one little skim through. So I

don't have the deepest dive on on on

this one yet.

>> I didn't get a deep dive for anything

cuz again, it was too much to try to

listen to. True. I gave I got 21's

album. I listened to the entire project.

I there was nothing that I wanted to

skip.

Nothing. Um it started off with I I like

when he has that really dark production

>> and you know his subject matter. So it's

like a good marriage.

>> Oh, good. You can play.

>> Yeah. Enough with all this [ __ ] His

music came out.

>> WE AIN'T GOT TO EXPLAIN NOTHING.

>> YEAH.

>> I like this tempo from him. Yes. This

tempo this tempo exists a lot on this

project. I I enjoy

legible understandable

letting it breathe 21 Savage.

>> Me, too.

>> So, this is a lot of like going back to

uh like the last couple 21 Savage albums

I felt like had more um

>> I don't know, I guess like soul samples

and

>> this is a lot darker, which I I like.

>> It was a little hard to uh get into it

at 9:00 a.m. in the morning when I

pressed play.

>> This feels like a nighttime album to me.

So, I'm going to have to live with this

one for a little bit, but it sounds

good.

>> Uh, that was the intro. I'm going to

play the Young Nudie joint. Steph love

this. Love that one. [music]

>> Absolutely love this.

>> That's hard. Yeah.

>> Yeah, it is.

>> Ain't a Ain't nothing to say about it.

>> I love when they do songs together.

>> I just like that dark, menacing sound to

this [ __ ] It's like a [ __ ]

soundtrack to a scary movie.

>> Yeah, a little bit. [laughter]

>> No, that that beat. What is Who's is

that? DMX.

I thought it was DMX. Okay.

>> I am uh I'm hopping around here. I'm

hopping around here. I'mma play I'mma

play the lotto record

>> because

you you can already tell.

>> Yep.

>> That's hard.

>> She said [ __ ] on this British man. I

ain't hear that the first time. I love

when they do that little [ __ ]

>> That joint. That joint. You're gonna

hear it. I'm gonna hear it.

Yeah, I'm gonna hear that for sure. Uh,

Freeze, I wasn't even going to mention

that record. I I won't I'll give you the

runway, too, and I'll play it.

>> Okay,

>> I'll play it.

>> I know a lot of people don't like it. I

I've been seeing a little bit of talk

about it. I like the switch up in the

flow. It It's I love this beat.

It's It's very different, very dark

again.

But let it let it get a little bit of

burn. Go ahead. Go ahead. Get in your

bag. This don't [music]

>> like like to me this doesn't sound like

their usual records where they pair up

together. And I I appreciate the

difference.

>> I love this slow flow [ __ ] though. Like

do I have to? You got to what? I want to

get to the flip. Like I don't want to

out.

>> Yeah. Where's the bus?

>> Not my favorite.

>> I I I I love it.

>> That be crazy. I love it. I love it. And

I I'm looking forward I want to hear

that outside somewhere. That first

versus

>> where where do you want to be?

>> Just anywhere

>> somewhere dangerous.

>> Yeah,

>> that feels like something the the spots

that I shouldn't be in that I be in at

the hour.

>> No, I ain't going to thes. I'm I'm I'll

go to the hood clubs, but I'm when it's

regular time to be over then I'm done.

[laughter]

>> Before it's done.

>> Yeah, before that.

>> Yeah, I don't have anything positive to

say about that song. So, I'm going to

reserve

thought.

>> Okay.

>> I personally don't like that beat.

>> Yeah. What don't you like?

I like the beat for 21, not as much for

Drake, but I do feel like I need to

listen to it a little bit more. I don't

know. It It off rip it don't jump out to

me.

>> I just like the L I like, like I said, I

like that lazy flow they use.

>> It's It's a [ __ ] talking song.

>> I do think it was it was important for

Drake to be featured on this project.

>> For sure.

>> Absolutely. And I think in sequencing,

if you're just letting it rock, then it

fit.

>> Maybe you won't be mad. The beat it

fits.

>> It's not my particular favorite on on

here.

>> I thought that Drake probably

>> it's time for the heat, man. Enough of

this. Like, it's

>> I just knew that Drake on 21 Savage

album meant more than this.

See, I think See, I one, like I said, I

have a different take on this song. So,

I appreciate this. I I like this song.

So, I'm not mad at that. But where you

say Time for the Heat Heat,

if I'm Drake, I'm not doing I'm not

putting the heat on anybody's project.

>> I would have I would have I'm not

>> I would have especially a 21 project

that you know everybody going to listen

to. I would have tried my best to smoke

that [ __ ] to let them know I'm here and

I'm coming.

>> And they have a fire music together.

Y'all have a fire project. Yeah,

>> Drake featured Drake featured

>> 21 dropping after the [ __ ] they album

together just I expected 21 to be on

some [ __ ] which he was to me. I just

think that two of them together means

more than what they did here. Like they

could have took that moment, not to be

not to compare it because I hate to

compare it, but the moment that the

moment that Drake made with JCole, first

person shooter, the moment that Kendrick

made on like that on somebody else [ __ ]

like you can make a moment on somebody

else [ __ ] that they missed opportunity

to me.

>> But not about that.

>> Yeah, not about that because the rest of

this [ __ ] is all heat.

>> It's all heat. It's all heat. I do see

people giving mixed reviews on it.

>> I really love this project.

>> I got one complete listen and then I was

on a second one. I There's nothing that

I skip on here. I love this project.

>> This is

>> Yeah. I want to give you and shout out

to G Herbo.

>> Killed it.

>> Who not only killed this feature on the

21 project, killed this feature on

Conway [ __ ] as well. G Herbo is on a

little run.

>> And his album that we didn't really talk

about.

>> I didn't listen to it yet.

>> His album is Heat.

>> [laughter]

>> You know what time it is.

>> Yeah. Yeah. That's That one's going to

do it.

>> That's right. 21. I ain't rapping behind

none of them girls.

>> I ain't mad at them.

>> Get out. Get out the way.

>> I'm not mad at him. One. I don't know

too many rappers that would

>> on a song where where you featuring one

of them.

>> Yeah.

>> With that type of song.

>> That's their song. That's their song.

>> You right.

>> Yeah. Would you start with some damn

glory? Look. Go 21, man. [laughter] I'm

so happy for him.

>> This is a really good project, man.

Like,

>> yeah. No, this is this is this is a fire

project. Me, I told I told you I would

hear it soon.

>> And this is this is heat. I got to sit

with this over the weekend to really

come back with my You know what I mean?

But this whole project, I really enjoy

it. I don't quite understand some of the

criticism that I'm seeing out there for

it.

>> I would like to know like with the

criticism, what exactly are you

comparing it to? cuz I hear people

probably last. Yeah.

>> Yeah. But if you go before that, which

is what a lot of people

>> consider some of his best works, it's

this. This is right there.

>> Yeah.

>> So,

>> I missed this personally.

>> This was missed.

>> So, good to get it back.

>> Yeah.

>> Um, this Conway album was really,

really, really, really, really good.

Also,

>> it is. It is.

>> What I liked about the release day is it

was age appropriate for everybody.

>> Mhm. Yeah,

>> like

>> the OG's had Nas and

>> P.

>> New York had our boom bap Nas and

>> P.

>> Atlanta got their

one of their staple artists

with a lot of really important features

and what I think is a really important

album for him.

The heads got it with Conway for sure.

>> The R&B [ __ ] got a little bit I I like

I like when it's that. I like when his

dad on

>> listen though. I did not expect this.

Shout out to the Justice League.

>> Yeah, boy.

>> I did not expect Oh my god. Oh my god.

>> I let this one just rock on repeat for a

little bit.

>> This Conway.

>> This is Conway.

>> Justice League do keep that down.

>> Yeah,

>> that's Justice League right there. Come

on.

>> I might got I might got to call them

[ __ ] that got to be seen. There ain't

a rapper in the world that will hear

something like that and not be inspired.

God damn.

>> Yeah, man. I I mean this with no like no

disc to anybody, but

>> that's what for me for a person like me,

>> that's what's been missing from like the

Conways and them.

>> He's had some Justice League. I'm just

saying. But

>> this is what I be looking for. Okay.

Like I I I get it. You can you know

y'all you're spitters. You can rap like

crazy. Yeah,

>> but I don't always want to hear certain

production.

>> I think you should go back to some of

the Conway records. He's got a lot of

records that are not necessarily 100% in

the Griselda

uh for sure.

>> There was an album

>> I don't think it was his last album.

That was my first time hearing it. I'm

like, "Oh [ __ ] you went a different

route with a there's a bounce to this."

There's a

>> I like for for those who can really rap.

To me, that's the difference. I want to

not only hear you on the darker no drum,

you know, not that production.

>> Yeah, he's got some of that on here too,

but he also and again on most of his

projects, at least in the last four

years, it's been a pretty good variety

of music on there. Yeah,

>> I have to I definitely have to go back.

I remember the last project and it it

blew me away. But this is that was my

first time hearing this. Okay. And I'm

like,

>> "Wow,

>> this album's really good."

>> Wow.

>> He spoke he spoke this album.

>> Yeah, I just bought it. [laughter]

Yeah, he got uh the Who Kid joint with

Tony Yo, which sounds like some OG unit

like

>> Rock Marcy on here. [ __ ] again. Herbo

absolutely smoked his feature.

>> Uh

toward the end again, I love when you

rappers take the take toward the end of

your album to get introspective and

start telling the truth about [ __ ]

toward the end on I never sleep into

hold back the hold back tears.

>> I'm a guy got to play one.

>> Yeah. Let me hear when he gets in his

introspective bag is one of the best.

>> He's

>> I wish they tell me. I mean I do

appreciate you crews out there holding

it down dealing with whatever y'all deal

with dealing with internally and the

public never knowing. I do be wanting to

know though. [laughter]

I do be want to know. But I appreciate

it. Like if the locks ever went through

that, I wouldn't know. And then at the

end of the day, we'd be like, "Look at

that. That's how it should be done."

>> Mhm. Indeed.

>> But they the only ones probably

la.

>> Mhm.

>> They the only two. It's a short. Yeah.

Everybody else, if you're in a group, I

want to know the problems. I was in

[laughter] a group. It was problems. And

a lot of it was me, but it was problems.

It was a problem. It was problems when

you in a group. I understand it. So

>> yeah, if something is going on like

where the [ __ ] is the song at cuz I

start on that.

>> I I start feeling like you talking about

it in the music.

>> One other side.

>> Yeah. In house business is in house

business.

>> Y'all don't want to know

air.

>> Don't air it out.

>> Yeah. Here we go. See, I wrote verses

like this before. You can't trick me,

[ __ ] You can't trick me. I wrote

verses like this.

Here we go.

>> On one of these verses in one of these

songs, it I heard something that I could

interpret like it's something going on.

But those my [ __ ] so I ain't going to

pry about it. But when you keep seeing

albums pop up and and not a feature,

>> I say, are they featured on the album at

all?

>> No.

>> No.

>> It's it looked like some some

separation. And it looked like that for

a minute now.

>> And they won't tell me.

Every time I see them [ __ ] I ask.

>> People don't ask in interviews. Media

doesn't ask.

>> They might instruct you. They might

instruct you not to.

>> We respect We respect the guys.

>> Like they not trying to be messy. They

They being real [ __ ] about this [ __ ]

>> When people being real [ __ ] you got

to do it, too.

[laughter]

>> You such a messy [ __ ]

>> Hell, I hate when [ __ ] is being real

[ __ ] A [ __ ]

>> You got to appreciate that [ __ ] today.

No, it's true. I'm joking. that [ __ ] out

when you talk about it.

>> When y'all both said that you're on the

other side and you don't want to hear

about it, my initial reaction was, uh,

[clears throat] they're lying.

>> But now that I think about it, um, maybe

not because I feel like sometimes you

you can't work that [ __ ] out right when

you talk about it too fast cuz you talk

about it and everybody else bring their

opinions and blah blah blah.

>> It's just it ain't anybody business.

Like if if we if we if we love each

other and we fall out, that's our

fallout. We don't have to now go and I

ain't got to air you out. You ain't got

to air me out. Like I think it's grown

man [ __ ] to have differences and keep it

between us.

>> I'm telling somebody.

>> We know. We know. [laughter]

>> Yeah. Sorry,

[ __ ]

>> Y'all telling somebody, too. I'm just

going to weigh it on the pod. It just be

me. It'll just be me. I'm just Somebody

going to hear what this [ __ ]

did. [laughter]

It may not be on a recorded song.

>> That's what we I'm talking about

publicly. Like [ __ ] fall out and run

to the public with it. It ain't got to

be a recorded song. They go to

Instagram. Yeah. All they go to social

media. Just anything to go and

>> and you're definitely putting a song.

>> Yeah. He Oh, for sure.

>> Yeah.

>> That night.

>> Yeah.

>> He going to the studio.

>> If I came back to the game, then I I

couldn't I'd have to like be mature.

>> I can't put my family's business in the

song game.

>> Oh.

>> Or my girl like I can't

[laughter]

>> I'm just letting them talk.

>> Yeah.

>> That wouldn't be that sounds good.

>> That would that wouldn't be fair. I

can't do that. Um Conway, great project.

Yo salute.

>> Great project. Salute. This joints on

here. I wanted to play the Herbo joint.

Uh, this whole end of this project is

just crazy. But

>> it is real.

>> Lady London Record is dope, too.

>> Oh, the Lady London record. Yes. Another

one. You ain't jump in front of that. I

mean, you ain't jump behind that train.

Another one. Shout out to Jersey Lady

Lond. Now I'm playing that now.

[laughter] Now, now I'm playing. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

>> Lady London, my girl. Let's see.

>> Here we go. I'm playing that.

>> Let me hear that.

>> I love when [music] the street [ __ ] do

a girl record.

>> That's why rappers is funny. He said all

this big dick daddy [ __ ] and she dubbed

him in the next eight bars. [laughter]

>> She said all this who [ __ ] you

better. My dick is the best. Yeah.

>> Can't do that with her on the record.

>> And then look and then look. Then she

>> Any [ __ ] that's ever tried to do that

with Lady London on the record.

>> She dubbed him two seconds later. Why

you ain't answer my look [ __ ]

That's crazy. Yeah.

>> When I do it, it's not homework.

>> It's home improvement.

>> That was crazy.

>> She been hard for so long consistently.

You could tell she got a roster and

she's spinning them around.

>> All Lady London is spinning them around

out there. You can tell every

>> in every verse she's spinning [ __ ]

around

>> and they're falling for it.

>> Yeah.

>> Young generation. It's

>> young [snorts] generation, man.

Yeah. Yeah. Told that [ __ ] he he cheat

with regular [ __ ] [laughter]

>> and she don't so she don't care what he

do.

>> Lady London is you got you can't play

with her on them type of songs. Yo.

>> Yeah.

>> Yo, shout out to Lady London. Shout out

to Conway. Listen, really good project.

Really good release day yesterday

>> for sure.

>> Uh we'll get back to the music in two

seconds, but it's time for my favorite

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Drake May for uh more than 230 and a

half uh passing yards, I'm assuming.

>> Okay.

>> Drake May's on a run.

>> He is.

>> Uh Christian McCaffrey for more than 43

and a half receiving yards. I'm assuming

Christian, you didn't say you got a

brother. Luke

>> Luke Christian or some [ __ ]

>> Luke McCaffrey.

>> Who knows?

>> I mean, yeah, Luke McCaffrey. I don't

know if I know people know Luke

McCaffrey.

>> I don't know Jake.

His brother named Luke Christian

[laughter] Laff.

>> Uh Stefon Diggs for more than 48 and a

half uh yards.

>> It's sick. What type of yards?

>> It's Stefon Digs receiving.

>> I don't know.

Passing

>> might line up somewhere else.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Trick play. and Rico Dattle

for more than 73 and a half rushing and

receiving yards.

>> Not bad.

>> Yeah, not bad.

>> Not bad.

>> They already starting with [ __ ]

Devonte Adams ain't practiced all week.

>> I wouldn't even made the playoffs

without Devonte Adams.

>> He been killing lately.

>> He ain't practiced all week. A

hamstring. He's such and such years old.

I will be sick this weekend if one of my

players is carded off the [ __ ] field

in my fantasy matchup. I already bet

Kaiser on the side. That's my That's my

matchup.

>> That's who you playing.

>> Yeah, I already bet him on the side.

>> I got to see the teams.

>> Kais team tough.

>> Cut.

[laughter]

Cut. He's got Matthew Stafford.

He's got uh

uh Christian Rodriguez from the

Commanders.

Who else does he has his running back?

He's got another running back that's not

the Trayvon Henderson from the Pats.

>> He's got Juan Jennings. KD.

>> That's not the greatest of squads.

>> Yeah, you said cute. I'm waiting to see

who cute.

>> All right. Now, I'll read it to you just

[laughter] what you want to know. Let's

see. Matt Stafford, Trayvon Henderson,

Chris Rodriguez Jr., Nico Collins. Okay.

Juan Jennings, Greg KD, Aaron Jones,

Will Lutz, kicker from Denver, and the

Bears defense. It's not a bad team.

>> It's not bad, but

>> it's not a bad team. What's your squad?

I'm going with Purdy. I'm starting over

Herbert.

>> You're bugging.

>> Yeah. No, keep going.

>> He's got Tennessee. Herbert's got a

broke hand.

>> You see what he did last week?

>> Yeah. 13 points.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, you talking about Herbert or Party?

>> Herbert. 13 points. I started him. Uh I

got Sam Darnold, too, on my bench.

>> Anyway, Brock Pie starting Sam Darnold.

>> What are you talking about?

>> Uh it's against the Colts

>> and the Titans are horrible.

>> The Titans are horrible.

>> The Titans are absolutely horrible,

y'all. Everybody goes off against the

Titans.

>> Yeah, I'm playing.

>> And that'll be the exact reason. Watch.

>> I'm playing Sam. I'm just letting you

know.

>> Brock Py, I got I got Will Marks uh from

Houston. I got Jonathan Taylor, Devonte

Adams, Rashid Rice. I got Hannon Fannon

Jr. from Cleveland.

>> Justin Jefferson is not starting for me

this weekend.

>> I'm not at all.

>> No,

>> I'm not.

>> Yeah, I'm not. Uh, he's coming out of

here. Uh, Dicker the kicker

>> from the Chargers and I'm going with the

Jags defense over the Broncos defense.

>> I have Hampton on my I have who the Jags

play? The Jets.

>> Okay. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I got uh Hampton on my bench, Amar from

[ __ ] the Chargers. I got D Neil from

New Orleans. Jefferson's getting out of

here. But anyway,

>> yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't.

>> It sound like it was, you should smoke

his boots.

>> If his best play they best and your best

play your best,

>> you should still win. You should smoke.

>> And that's why fantasy is fantasy.

Fantasy. And if Devonte Adams don't

play, Dicker the kicker is the man. He's

in he's in on San Diego. Got me 22

points last week.

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>> All right,

>> that's what you would have did in a

commercial. [laughter] Speaking of

commercials, um, we briefly breeze past

that this [ __ ] the boss,

icon, legend, has a commercial.

>> Um, I don't know if you guys saw it or

if you're excited about it.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> I parked the watch it all y'all. All

y'all. I know. I know. It's quick.

[laughter]

>> Right there. Right there. That was Yeah.

>> That's my issue, Parks.

>> What's the issue?

>> I'm not in it. Like, not even an elbow.

You know what I mean? Like not even like

a [laughter]

>> what was all footage?

>> It doesn't matter.

We know what's going on.

>> Do we know when the commercial was cut?

>> We know what's going on here now.

>> Did you work here when it was cut?

>> It don't matter. You better put a little

puff of black and mouth smoke at

[laughter] the end.

>> Y'all know what's up.

>> Have you had [snorts] Have you had any

standout moments?

[laughter]

>> Well, luckily for you, there'll be many

more commercial.

>> You are the Jews. There'll be many more

commercials. We'll get you involved.

>> You look good. I like the part when you

um when you're, you know, doing your

joke, you know, the rage thing. Um

>> it felt good. Listen, this is the first

time This is the first time that we've

ever done this.

>> It's amazing, man. You

>> excited?

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's part part of the fourth

quarter blitz.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> See the big the big billboard.

>> Mhm.

>> Seen it.

>> Seen it.

>> Oh, the billboard. Wait a second. Back

back to this commercial. [laughter]

Okay. Back to this commercial for the

for the rest of the month. For the rest

of the month.

>> A little a little pricey.

>> I bet.

>> Of course. A a little pricey.

>> First it was a first take like

>> Yeah, that's probably a

>> I mean, yeah, that's when the fun

starts, but uh I don't know how much I

can say. [ __ ] it. I'm going to say it

anyway. Me and Ian were tearing our

[ __ ] hair out the whole week before

cuz it was some other places, too.

>> Oh, okay.

>> And we ain't never done this,

>> right? So, um,

>> is it more than just

>> putting [ __ ] on the MLB network, putting

[ __ ] over here on the [ __ ] [laughter]

They, you know, the old radio game. You

know the old radio. You want some spins?

>> All right, we got you.

>> We'll get you some spins, [ __ ] Me and

Ian sitting by the TV. Ain't seeing us.

[laughter] We on the internet. Ain't

nobody saying a word. I'm like,

>> they got us.

>> And it Well, well, cuz prime time is 8

to midnight. Yeah.

But if you watch TV, I'm like, "Listen,

dog. Check it out. 8 in the morning on

ESPN to 2:00 p.m. I don't care about

what prime time is.

>> Put it there and just watch." So now

he's screaming at whoever he's screaming

at. Poor he been yelling open. And right

as he was screaming, [clears throat]

[ __ ] hit. Bomb. ESPN first take. Oh

[ __ ] Pandemonium. Finally. That's it.

That's my money's worth.

>> Yeah.

>> That's my money's worth right there. I'm

done.

>> Absolutely. Go ahead now with your TNT

and all that

>> whatever

>> all that other [ __ ] I think we doing a

CNN blitz this weekend.

>> Yeah, buddy. You [laughter] news

>> got to for my man. Hell yeah.

>> Got to for my man. They they fired him.

>> You absolutely right. Put him back.

>> Put him back. I'm petty like that.

>> That's

fired my man. Put him back up there for

the weekend. Let him run.

>> [ __ ]

>> Bloomberg. All that newsy [ __ ]

>> Mhm. MSNBC. Yeah. And just a radical

commercial that shouldn't be on TV. It's

fly. [laughter] It's fly. I'm I'm with

you.

>> They got us right in between Kit Kats

and and some dick drugs. [laughter]

>> I mean, everything is a drug.

>> That tracks.

>> That's true.

>> Yeah. No, they got us. But but it looks

good. It felt good. It felt good to do.

Definitely looking forward to doing this

more. You know what I mean?

>> It's a right off.

>> Sure. Got amazing, man. Got any plans

for February commercials?

February.

>> I see what you're alluding to there.

>> February.

>> Something super perhaps

>> anything super

>> super exciting.

[laughter]

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> No, no, no. Let's not get [laughter]

No, let's not get carried away now.

Let's not You know what I mean?

>> It's a real Yeah, it's a real [laughter]

>> I should have been like,

>> are you [laughter]

That's it right there. the Super Bowl.

We'll We'll wait a second.

>> That [ __ ] be like

>> I know that [ __ ] caught what

>> at the Super Bowl? Yeah.

>> Yeah, of course,

>> bro. 30 second spot at the Super Bowl is

some other money.

>> Yeah.

>> And I don't have it.

>> I don't have it. And if And the second

that we do get money for a Super Bowl

day commercial, it'll be before the

game. [laughter]

>> The puppy bowl.

>> No. Yes. Yep. Right in the morning.

afternoon time somewhere around there. I

hope you got the TV on while you cooking

or ordering pizza, bro.

>> Yeah, man. But I did feel good about Did

y'all Did y'all Did y'all see it? Did

y'all get any calls? Anything?

>> I got calls.

>> I saw y'all on TV. I saw y'all on ESPN.

I'm like, "Oh, shit." Then I saw the

commercial. I was like, "So, I I was

proud."

>> That's amazing, man.

>> I got a lot of I saw a commercial. Why

you ain't in it?

>> And you said what you tell?

>> I just joined the C. That's why I ain't

got no tagline.

>> And

>> you know,

>> but we working on it.

>> And Mona.

>> True. Yeah.

>> But we working on it.

>> We got We say Mona. Mona. We say like

y'all been stretch. Yeah. We stretch it

out.

>> Like it.

>> We going to get you together.

>> Yeah.

>> Yes. I had faith.

>> And I seen your home girl pretty excited

to come up here.

>> Yes.

>> Throw goat.

>> Yes. Aka Janice. She's super excited.

>> Yes. You tweeted.

>> I know. It went it kind of got a big

>> she hit the message boards. She hit that

[ __ ] [laughter]

Instagram, Facebook. I think I saw that

[ __ ] on threads.

>> How' you feel? How'd you feel when you

saw that?

>> Like that? [laughter]

Just Just like that.

>> Just like that.

>> Just like that.

>> She's the greatest. You're going to love

her. She's such a sweetie and she's

funny. She's hilarious. You know, she

does stand up.

[laughter]

>> Well, we look forward to Indeed. We look

forward to having Miss Goat.

>> Miss Goat.

>> Miss Goat. Miss Miss Goat up here. Um,

>> who do you want to go?

>> Feels like we should get to Nas.

>> Let's do Let's do Nas

and Pre.

>> I chose

>> Everybody's been waiting for Nas.

>> All right, let's see here.

>> Let me pull something up. Lightyears is

out now. Highly anticipated. Uh, again,

it's it's it's tough to live up to the

expectations, but for me, I enjoy it

because I I I try to disassociate the

history from today

personally, which I'm seeing a lot of

people having trouble doing,

>> and I understand why.

>> What What are people having trouble

doing?

>> Just comparing it to Nas is like, and

New York State Mine Part One and

Second Childhood and all of the classic

records that they have together.

Um,

let's start with New York State of Mind.

Yo,

>> that's such a pre beat to me.

>> Yeah, it is. It is.

>> This is a real

New York

pre just