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I guess right now we should start the

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>> We've been sitting here long enough.

>> I knew he was going to say, "Yep, turn

it off." We've been sitting here long

enough. First part of the year.

>> Oh [ __ ] My bad. Hey,

>> why you did that, man? I ain't even hear

what it was, but why you did that?

There you go. Come on. Get in the game.

>> Oh, my bad. I got sidetracked with the

>> We got it, buddy. Get focused. Get Get

focused buddy.

>> Mona, what you were saying?

>> First of all, I [snorts] was saying

happy new year.

>> Happy New Year. Happy New Year. See, I

missed y'all.

>> We missed you, too. Well, I missed you,

I guess.

>> No, I just saw you.

>> Yeah, we saw. Yeah.

>> But no, I cuz I don't always tap in on

the pie, but I did. Mhm.

>> And my faves sat on camo. So I asked,

"Are y'all trolling or do y'all really

had the same mind? Y'all in sync like

that?"

>> Cuz remember you were the print brothers

the week before.

>> We were never the print brothers. Y'all

were his print.

>> No head on.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. I like how this year start

[laughter]

being honest. I'm with that. Honestly,

>> oh my god,

>> sounds a lot.

>> That That was a way to start the year.

All right.

>> I like it. I like how you coming.

>> Appropriate, you know.

>> No, that's appropriate. Anyway, they say

that happens by happens.

>> Yeah. It just Yeah.

>> You don't think it's crazy though? Come

on.

>> No, it's just Oh my god, bro.

>> No, I'm not looking at what another

wearing.

>> Oh my god.

>> About that.

>> Stop. Yo, you think at this big age we

going to just be like, "Yo, dog,

>> what you wearing?

>> What you wearing tomorrow?" [snorts]

Maybe.

>> Yo. Oh, you going to hit him with the

black sweatuit? All right. All right.

All right. I got one of the

>> I don't envision it like that.

>> I think All right. I'm going to let you

go.

>> I don't envision it like that. You know

how I envision it. Y'all just on the

elevator on the way out of here. Oh,

print bros. They think that [ __ ] man.

They think that [ __ ] funny, man. That

[ __ ] ain't funny. You know what? We

should go camo on them.

>> This hand up. Y'all dab it out. Camel on

them. This story and narrative is is the

one I'd want people to believe versus I

just keep coming out the house looking

like a whole another every day.

>> What are the odds?

>> That's much worse.

>> No, fam. How do you look like a whole

another when you got a different face?

>> Oh, you being stupid now. [laughter] Now

you start being dumb now. I'm talking

about your fashion.

>> You got

>> I'm talking about

>> So if I got on army, we got on army

pants. We got different color tops. We

got all that. Why we just be go all the

way through? Yo, what color hoodie are

you wearing?

>> Cuz you're not in

>> I'm not starting my new year with

vanilla Isis [ __ ]

>> I'm not I'm not I'm not doing vanilla

ice. This is 2026.

>> You know what I mean?

>> We here. We made it.

>> We did.

>> It feels great.

>> And if you watching, that means you made

it, too. Salute. Happy New Year.

>> Happy New Year.

>> Happy New Year to everybody out there.

I'm on some [ __ ] this year. I ain't

going to hold you.

>> I ain't going to hold you. I'm done.

>> This your year,

>> huh? This your year.

I mean, if the cards play out correctly.

>> Sure.

>> If uh the stars and the planets align,

>> that's important.

>> Last year is one of the best years of my

life. I don't know if you over there

joking around or not, but yeah, I'm

>> I'm joking. People say

that's all.

>> Oh, no. Well, I'm the 1%.

>> I ain't I don't just throw [ __ ] at the

wall and going to work out now.

[laughter]

Hey, I've been working out for more than

a year. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's

go.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> And and and

>> I did it.

>> But you did.

>> You No, you didn't.

>> I did it.

>> You You did not.

>> I did it.

>> Why?

>> I did. You really want me to tell you

the truth?

>> Yes. I want to know why.

>> Well, you popped the zeppy.

>> I took a little zap.

>> Took a little z.

>> What milligram? Let me tell you

>> what milligram.

>> Huh?

>> What?

>> I don't know none of that. We need to

know to know nothing about what

>> it depends on how much that weight you

come in here next month

>> like a lollipop. We going to pee on your

ass.

>> If you were 30 32 some [ __ ] Yeah.

>> N. So my mom called me cuz she heard the

pod and she the only one that listens to

the pod and truly loves me [laughter]

and she said, "Yo, I heard you talking

about that you had that [ __ ] sitting on

the dresser. It's supposed to be in the

fridge. It

>> It might be bad. Supposed to be in the

fridge."

>> I called Michael Paul up. I said, "Hey,

my mom said this [ __ ] supposed to be in

the fridge or it go bad." He says, "Has

it ever been in the fridge?" I said,

"No, this [ __ ] been up here for a

while." He said, "Has it been a month?"

I said, "Nah, it ain't been a month." He

says, "You should still be good, but if

you you should use it. If you're going

to use it, use it cuz it's going bad

now. I'm staring at the

>> I'm like, I don't know, man.

>> Could have just threw it in the

garbage."

>> I said, "I don't know, man. I'm scared."

>> He said, "Dog, you have some of the

roughest, toughest skin that I know.

This little bit of needle ain't about to

bother you. None. Trust me.

>> Oh, you're scared over the needle?

>> No, it just looked like a contraption in

the box. That [ __ ] looked like something

that's supposed to be at Iron Man house

or something for when acted up.

Take that, man.

[laughter] Took me a little fat. Did

that [ __ ]

98. [laughter]

HEY,

BRO. NO, I am not going to hold you

[laughter]

that little [ __ ]

>> I'm telling you,

>> it's potent and it works. I tried to eat

last night.

>> My baby made black ey peas, collard

greens, you know, all that stuff. Rice,

you know, the day first day I took a

bite like that [laughter] was good.

She was like, "What your ass?"

>> He was in that kitchen slaving for about

8 hours. I'm in the bed. First of all, I

spent the whole first day of the year in

bed.

>> Me, too. For the most part, I had to go

to a party later on, and that was rough.

>> Anywhere I was supposed to be, I didn't

go and I didn't text and say, "I ain't

coming." I laid in the bed. I took one

bite of black ey peas, rolled my ass

over.

>> That's hilarious.

>> That was it. I ain't have no dick for

you, no nothing.

>> That [ __ ] works.

>> So now, so what you going to do now? You

going to keep you going? How do you have

to keep taking it?

>> Well, you can stop it whenever you want.

>> You got to take it once a week and if

you don't want to take it, you don't

want to take it.

>> I see.

>> I tried.

>> So, I took it just on some Let's see

what this is about. [laughter]

>> I ain't know that [ __ ] was going to be I

mean, this ain't ad I'm going to shut up

about it. But I see I totally get it. I

totally understand.

>> I tried it.

>> That should help with some other things,

too.

We'll talk about it.

>> What else with

>> uh urges?

>> Urges. Urges.

>> So, whatever urge you have, urge to

smoke, urge to drink, urge to go walk to

the fridge late at night and get a

grape.

>> Mhm.

>> Yeah. It's all over.

>> I tried strong.

>> How'd you like it?

>> It's too strong. Like um like I was like

having to spit gum out. Like I couldn't

even take the flavor of gum. I had to

have nothing. Like nothing. I only tried

>> You don't normally spit it [ __ ] out,

right? Um

um

>> can you

>> I can't even get back to where I was at.

Oh, but no, I couldn't I couldn't eat.

So then I was like trying to like just

eat candy or have something some type of

taste and I couldn't I just I couldn't

[ __ ] with it cuz then it's like you have

no energy. You know what I mean? You're

not eating. You had no energy. So

>> But how that [ __ ] work if you're not

eating like and you still in the gym, my

[ __ ] That [ __ ] is not healthy, bro.

>> Yeah, he's going to have to

[clears throat]

listen. I'm being facicious. Of course

I've eaten. You know, some people take

total everything away from them for

days.

>> But that that whole breakfast [ __ ] that

little 1 2 p.m. pepperoni pizza with

extra chips, it's

>> done. It's out of here, man. It's done.

>> I don't know. It's good.

>> How long is that supposed to Does it

last a week and then you get your

appetite back?

>> Just once a week you're supposed to take

it.

>> Yeah, just once a week.

>> So, who knows when you get your appetite

back for real? Cuz I feel like I tried

it and I still felt like

>> How long did you do it for?

>> I only tried it once. Okay.

>> Yeah, it was too much.

>> And this [ __ ] got to leave out your

system. So my peoples was on it and they

stopped it. But the doctors told them

that it would take three or four months

to get out their system.

>> Yeah.

>> How long they did it?

>> Like six, seven months.

>> Okay. All right.

>> And they told him that for this [ __ ] to

wean out their system, it would take

months to get out their system.

>> No, he was fat as hell.

>> He wasn't fat at all.

>> I think it's still a cool tool. He

wasn't fat at all.

>> I think it's great if you if you're

legitimately overweight and having

trouble dealing with it.

>> Yeah. But it was but it was it was never

originally for overweight people. They

selling this [ __ ] as a weight loss tool

when it's not a weight loss tool. A

diabet diabetes. Yeah.

>> So [ __ ] is using it as

>> a fat pill and it's not that's not the

designated use for it.

>> Them [ __ ] is ching ching.

>> Yo, you going to doctor for a stub toe?

Yo, you want some zip?

>> They got posters of them.

>> [ __ ] if you going [laughter] to doctor

for anything new,

>> I need stitches. You want some zip?

>> Yeah,

>> that's funny.

>> Like, yo, this [ __ ] is crazy,

>> dog. I ain't even feel that needle, dog.

I didn't know that. My skin been through

some hell and hot water. That [ __ ] was I

was like, "Are you done? What are you

doing?"

>> I did that lube on my hands and

everything.

>> God damn, bro.

>> That [ __ ] [laughter] was

>> Why you

just finished? I don't even want to

know.

I mean, [ __ ] [laughter] boy,

>> my stomach's living out of my [ __ ] like

that. That is just gross. And loopy.

I'm with you. I'm with you. It's good to

see y'all. It's good to see y'all.

>> You, too.

>> I want to hear about y'all new year.

Should I start?

>> Yo.

>> Yeah, we can start.

>> You imagine this [ __ ] slipping the fat.

[laughter]

>> Yo, what's wrong with you? You know you

clumsy. Drop

>> that part, too.

>> Come on, man. [ __ ] Fall in your foot.

>> Now, she did it. Now, she did it

[laughter] for me. She was doing it. I

was trying to hold my stomach, but I

ain't got I mean,

>> it wasn't the worst. This ain't an ad.

Oh, [ __ ] all my songs. Oh, there we go.

All right. I'm I'm here. I'm here.

[laughter]

>> Let's go. That wasn't

>> How we starting

[screaming]

What's that?

>> And Mona. Mona.

Uh, what episode is this?

>> 891.

>> Welcome to episode 891 of the Joe Button

podcast brought to you by Fueled by

Power by Price Pix Bang.

Happy New Year to y'all. I'm your

humble, gracious, grateful, really happy

to be here. Host Joe Button here with

some really amazing people to my right.

Y'all know the vibes. Philly's finest

demon don't call me white girl is in the

building next to her big ish Mr.

thousand doors and up is in the

building. Next to him, Freeze, the

freeziest of the mall. Ice is in the

building. Elmyra's finest. Big parks is

in the building. Po is here. Cory is

here. Big Juice is in the building.

Erikson is here. Tanner and Savon are

here by remote labs, but certainly not

least. Each and every one of you guys

out there are here. How's everybody

doing? What's popping? What's popping?

>> Feeling great, man. Feeling great.

Almost not hung over from uh the other

night, but I'm doing well. I'm doing

well.

had one of those.

>> It was one of those. It was one of

those. Hit a little bit in your face.

>> Yeah. Yeah. It was a long night. It was

a long night. What time y'all party

ended?

>> Uh, judging by the cameras, love.

[laughter]

It's bad when you got referred to the

cameras.

>> That's crazy.

>> It was a great time though.

>> It was lowkey, but you know, we turned

[clears throat] up.

>> That's fire.

>> Yeah. What What time did you check out?

According to the cameras, [laughter]

>> roughly 5:30 a.m.

>> Oh, you don't remember?

>> According to the cameras, [laughter]

I'm trying to tell you something. I

don't like that feeling, but [laughter]

>> crazy.

>> It happens. It was a good time, though.

>> That's what's up.

>> It was a good time.

>> That's what's up.

>> What y'all do?

>> What y'all do?

>> I stay in the house.

>> Yeah.

>> And it was great.

>> Pray.

>> No, I didn't pray. I threw a little

>> You going to sign him off again?

>> I don't care. [laughter]

I'm not thinking about him. I threw a

little in-house New Year's party for

just us. Oh,

>> that was it. We stayed in the house. I

didn't go nowhere. It was perfect. Was

able to get to bed. Woke up. No

hangover. All that [ __ ]

>> Look at you. [laughter]

>> Yeah. Sober [ __ ]

>> No. No. That that in the house [ __ ] was

all right though. I'm with it now.

>> I was in the house too. It just went

different for me.

>> I'm I mean just the the the quiet.

>> We did so much all these years for New

Year. It felt good to just be chill with

it for once.

>> Yeah. I like doing the house party thing

whether I'm host or going to them. I'm

not doing the outside. Go to the bar, go

to the club. [ __ ] No.

>> Last year, I've been doing that.

>> I'm going to the party. I'm getting home

at 5, 6:00 in the morning.

>> It felt real good to already be home.

>> Most of the people left my party about

by about twoish.

>> We're adults at this point, you know,

but the ones that hung on, we hung on a

little too long. [laughter]

>> You do?

>> Oh, no. I ain't do [ __ ] I was in the

bed sleep.

>> This is the first time I think I've ever

gone to sleep before like the ball drop.

>> You didn't even see the ball drop,

>> bro. I was gone. I was tired as hell. I

went to bed like 9:30, 10:00.

>> That's crazy.

>> Some [ __ ] around my way. I

thought I live in like the BBS.

>> That [ __ ] woke me up. He had to have

like a elephant gun. Yo, it wasn't no

regular. [laughter]

>> It wasn't that big.

>> Nah, it was some other [ __ ] Yo,

>> that [ __ ] was like kaboom. I'm like

[laughter] the [ __ ] Then I heard it

again. Boom. Like, yo, this [ __ ] got a

You had to go outside and let him know

he wasn't the only one with a gun

though right?

>> No. How far away did

>> it sound? [laughter]

Y surprisingly the first one sound like

that [ __ ] was mad far. Yeah.

>> The second one sound like that [ __ ] was

like a couple blocks over. That [ __ ] was

like was working his way towards you.

>> So you went underneath the bed,

>> man. I I was knocked out for real. For

real.

>> It woke you up.

>> Yeah.

>> Damn.

>> Some big [ __ ] It wasn't no little, you

know, everybody let off the little 38s.

Pop pop pop. No, it wasn't that. That

[ __ ] had a moose gun. [laughter]

Loud as hell. No, I ain't

[clears throat] do [ __ ]

>> Did you call the move in company after

that? Why would I do that? Oh, yeah. You

got to get up out of there. I would have

got up out of there.

>> Yeah, I didn't know.

>> I know you would. Yeah, I know. It's

cool. Out of there, man.

>> You live too close to that still.

>> No, that [ __ ] was loud as hell. I'm not

going to lie to you.

>> I never heard no [ __ ] like that.

>> You got You got flashback. A little

nervous.

>> Nah, I got

>> He jumped in. He jumped in the bed like

a [ __ ]

>> Now he told this girl, "Go check and see

what that is. [laughter] Look out the

window."

>> Went to the window, peeked in.

>> Crazy as a

>> All right. So, yeah, it was peaceful.

Peaceful. Okay. Peaceful. Peaceful.

peace all around the board so far.

Deona, you you

>> um I cooked and had people over. I'm a

New Year's person. I like to cook and um

have like house parties. I would never

>> go outside during

>> Yeah. You ain't bring no nothing. No

leftovers either. Nothing. Right.

>> I was almost not going to share this

because I didn't want to be bombarded.

>> Damn.

>> What you cook?

>> You don't want no

>> I do want to do I definitely want to do

>> I made fried cabbage with beef bacon. I

made string beans with turkey neck. I

made baked macaroni, cheese, yams, fried

chicken, and a roast.

>> And it was all gone before you came in

here.

>> My cousin made buffalo chicken dip.

>> Yeah. I had a night like parks. Like I

woke up there like, you know what I

mean? [laughter] Oh, okay. I don't know

when nobody left. I don't know none of

that.

>> The cameras.

>> I still I I enjoyed myself for what, you

know, I was available for.

[laughter and clears throat] Um,

everybody loved the food, so that was

good. The only thing that was shitty was

like the music. I need to do playlist.

You know what I mean?

>> That's like a big part. It was me and

everybody was complaining.

>> You were cooking and on the

>> exact shows the type of [ __ ] I'm

around.

>> Someone was supposed to take that over.

Or just like you said, a playlist.

>> Well, let me let me hear what your

speaker setup was like.

>> This [ __ ] I went to Walmart. I cuz I

recently moved. I went to Walmart and

got the first little speaker I saw for

this little small shindig. It was what

10 people there. There wasn't like

>> How much was the speaker? 15 people. It

was

>> 200.

I thought you was about to say $39.99.

>> No, I ain't that crazy. But it was okay.

But I don't know. I need music. So, I

want to get like, you know, like a sound

system down there. Yeah. Cuz I'm a music

person and girl. Yeah. I like cooking

for my people. So, I had fun.

>> Did you invite some dick over to to stay

to stay till after everybody left?

>> I didn't cuz dick don't be around

everybody. So, it wasn't going You know,

>> you keep them separate.

>> Yeah.

>> Or you once they leave then you you know

what I mean? I don't even speak outside.

Is that crazy? I thought you wasn't

supposed to speak to each other. People

act like I'm wrong for that.

>> You're not wrong.

>> I don't speak to a [ __ ] Act like I

don't know you.

>> [ __ ] don't like Men don't like that.

That's crazy.

>> Oh, what?

>> It goes different when you're like

>> building towards something. I I guess

>> I'm not building.

>> It go different. It go different when

she got a name. She t

>> That's what the [ __ ] it is. That's why

that's my [ __ ] That's what it is. If I

was a regular [ __ ] he wouldn't. But

being that I'm I'm who I am, [ __ ] you

want me to [ __ ] you.

>> He trying to come up off you.

>> I don't care what you did yesterday,

last night. I ain't speaking. [laughter]

>> All right.

>> I like what I said. He's right. Ice, but

I got with you. No, I got you.

>> He's right. That's the only reason why

they care.

>> So, you got Got it.

>> You good?

>> I'm having a What?

>> So, you having a hard time?

>> I'm getting tricked with

>> Yeah, me neither. I'm out of there. I'm

[laughter] out of there. You got it.

>> What you doing?

>> Uh, nerd juice. New Year's

>> New Year's Eve was what day? Wednesday.

>> Mhm.

>> Wednesday.

>> Soi was over at the crib and then he

said he was going to see wherever you

>> will not go home.

>> What the [ __ ] [laughter]

>> Imani ran with me to the clip show.

>> Who does?

>> Yeah.

>> Uh I didn't do anything. I didn't do

anything at all. I was in the house the

entire day. Uh, and because my lady has

been sick since she got here, we kind of

have just been in the house for days and

days and days and days and days. So,

right around 8:00, I put on It's a

rocking jocking music. [laughter]

Uh, Anderson Cooper and then Don Lemon

and I'm flicking and watching got

performances. It was a bad show. It was

a bad little

>> Yeah, I watched a little quite a little

bit. It was

>> And I always planned on just I always

planned on keeping it local. planned on

just like running across the street real

quick

>> and hearing some music and [ __ ] So in

the morning, oh that's what happened in

the morning. I call the owner of the

establishment to talk [ __ ] like, "Hey,

tonight

and I get the funny international ring

like

and he asked I said, "Nigga, [laughter]

are you in New Jersey?" He said, "No, me

and my wife took a trip. We closed.

We're not opening. Sorry."

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Sorry, buddy. I was like, "All right,

that's fine." So now it's just

>> figure it out.

>> I'm in the crib with it. But and when

I'm watching the the the Don Lemon and

them, they in Time Square live

>> and it didn't look like a lot of people

to me.

>> Didn't look And then I'm looking I could

see I could see the West Side Highway

>> and I'm like, "Yeah, it don't look like

it's much going on over there,

>> right?" So, we got dressed. We We threw

something on. Maddie said she was doing

something on 57th Street.

>> Okay.

>> We ran over there, took a couple

pictures, heard some music, and by the

time the touristy people got in there, I

was gone. I I left

>> 15 minutes I was home. It was amazing.

>> It was beautiful.

>> That's dope. You know what I noticed

about New Year's Eve and you know, you

watch the um the ball drop, the

countdown and all that [ __ ]

>> because we all using these streaming

boxes.

>> No, he was all behind. [laughter]

>> [ __ ] is all over the place.

>> I had to ask the party. I was like, "Are

we going to do phone time or [laughter]

TV time?"

>> I'm looking. I'm like, "This [ __ ] say

12:00. They had 30 seconds left." Like,

it's New Year's already.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I don't know if I'm just so old that the

New Year's that I New Year's Eve that I

remember in Time Square and New York and

New Jersey

>> was pandemonium.

>> Yeah, it was.

>> It didn't look like that.

>> You couldn't go nowhere.

You couldn't breathe. [ __ ] is shut down.

It's fireworks. It's

>> I didn't see none of that this year and

it hit me like, "Holy shit." Yo, a lot

of travel was [ __ ] up.

>> No, the world is different.

>> The world is different. Come

>> outside. Not just that. Oh, go ahead.

You can finish.

>> I'm just I'm just saying people left New

York in mass.

>> Yeah.

>> The people that are in New York that

maybe they ain't really trying to come.

This was the the first year that that I

I was really in aligned with stay in the

house culture for New Year's Eve. Like

we've been out the country for the last

couple years.

>> No, but I'm fam. Not just that though,

the rest of the world is whooping our

ass in New Year's Eve celebration.

>> That's my point.

>> Like [ __ ] is like, "We don't need to

go see this when they doing what the

[ __ ] they doing in Abu Dhabi and Dubai

and all. You watch these shits on TV.

Time Square look like some some

bullshit."

>> Mhm.

>> The people that got money,

>> they got drone shows out here going

crazy now. They're not even doing

fireworks. [ __ ] used to come here for

New Years. Like it's a thing for out

oftowners or people out of the country

to come here. Travel was kind of [ __ ]

up. And then to what I said, [ __ ] you

could go to Sydney and when you see that

[ __ ] in Australia, they New Year's Eve

looks insane.

>> This like the projects.

>> Yeah. Singapore and all that [ __ ] This

[ __ ] over here look like some [ __ ]

So

>> on top of the fact that it's 2025, 2026,

being in a group of a large group of

people, being in a large group of people

in this country, it's like being a

sitting duck. like you don't know what's

going to happen. Any of those things

where you going where everybody at the

movies, the mall, it's been an incident

that you you can think about, think back

to that scares you from wanting to go

and be with a bunch of people like [ __ ]

that. On top of the fact that the co

thing like you don't really want to be

around a bunch of strangers call finish

it like those days is over. This [ __ ] we

just we live in a different way like a

opposite. It's like totally different

from when we was coming up and what was

cool.

>> That's fair. Mhm.

>> Yeah.

>> I think New York has lost some of its

cache. A lot of it

Vegas, Miami, like you just look just

[ __ ] [ __ ] international. Just the New

Year celebrations around the country. We

weren't at the top. That [ __ ] they had

in Miami was fire. The [ __ ] in Vegas was

fire. Like New York looked bland as

hell. Everybody out there wearing

sponsored gear by a certain company.

>> It just looked like a commercial.

>> Goofy as hell.

>> It looked goofy as [ __ ] I was like,

"Yo, nobody want to do that."

>> Yeah.

>> I think y'all took this somewhere else.

I'm just talking as a New Yorker. I

wasn't trying to go to Sydney and and

Singapore and [laughter]

like that's cool, but I'm just talking

about as a New Yorker that's in New York

having the realization that things are

different. Not so much the what they

doing in Times Square. I don't give a

[ __ ] about Time Square. I was never

going to Time Square, but just as a

whole that New Yorkers weren't going to

Time Square as a tourist.

>> But that's the thing. It was a tourist

destination.

>> But it's not even no tourist up there

>> because they went everywhere else.

>> Well, no. cuz they won't let them [ __ ]

leave leave leave they spot in line and

go to the bathroom. So now they got to

stand there with a diaper or a maxi pad

on in case they piss and that don't

sound like no fun.

>> That's been the thing for years though.

>> They put the Korean [ __ ] right on the

news. He pulled a maxi pad right out.

You got to piss on this.

>> Oh yeah, the white dude. It was a white

dude.

>> That's crazy.

>> They got a diaper on. Now you want to

back the diapers on. They beat the white

dude again. He can only get the maxi

pad. But uh

>> that [ __ ] ain't worth it, bro.

>> Oh man. So that was that. But I ain't

added in the house culture.

>> Yeah. I love it either.

>> I have a little kickback.

>> That's it.

>> Once my house is built, I don't think

I'm ever going anywhere else for New

Year's

>> Eve. Yeah.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Yeah. Once my house is built, I might

just be on some on some I'll host it

here.

>> I got it all here. I ain't got to go

nowhere.

>> Yeah.

>> Ain't nothing wrong with that [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Outside [ __ ]

>> You just all come over there.

>> Well, then you got to trust the dancers

that you're hiring. [laughter]

>> I knew it.

>> Got to bet them a little bit.

>> I knew it. I knew it. Someone has to bet

the damn bet.

>> I'm joking. I'll be have grown out of

that by the time.

>> Oh, I'm sure.

>> How long before your house built?

>> Uh, some time.

>> You ain't grown out of that now.

>> Who you This us, man. This us should be

about a two-year process.

>> Oh,

>> is that something you're supposed to

>> I'm over it already.

>> Is that something you're supposed to

grow out of it? Is it something called

too old to be in a strip club?

>> No.

>> [ __ ] Are you up?

>> Exactly.

>> It's not about that. This is more just

about like a like a just where's your

mind? Like where's your mind? Like like

I start I start every year on some I'm

sitting I'm sitting down, I don't want

to be seen type [ __ ] Then I did take

some money and go buy some gold and

silver.

>> Did you?

>> Okay.

>> All right.

>> And it just made me look at my stripper

money differently. That gold and silver

might get on that like Bitcoin.

>> It's not a bad not a bad investment.

>> That [ __ ] is active.

>> Crazy.

>> For the last 10 years. Well, I'm talking

about the last week. [laughter]

Should be going crazy.

>> Hey, the last week. Woo. Anyway, uh,

>> come on. New Year's resolutions.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> 2026 predictions. Give [laughter] me

Give ME SOME NEW GOALS.

>> GIVE ME ALL of the corny [ __ ] that

people do at this top of the year.

>> All the [ __ ] the [ __ ]

>> the resolution that lasts for a week.

>> Not even.

>> Yo, I ain't eat no sugar. [ __ ] come

[laughter] back, see some cookies and be

like, "What the [ __ ] is you talking

about, nigga?" Um,

>> come on. Let's hear it.

>> I mean, my main one started already. I

can't call it a New Year's resolution

cuz it was the gym, but I've been in the

gym since November. So, that that's been

like, but more so just health, like

getting up on top of my health, like

staying, you know, I want to eat better.

That's that's the rest cuz I'm still

even in the gym, that's only part of it.

You have to eat better. I'm eating like

[ __ ] still. What's up?

>> Mona,

>> that's really the main one.

>> Um,

>> what you got, girl? What's happening?

>> I hate to be the one, but money. I want

me some money.

>> Oh my god. [laughter]

>> I've been thinking about like a tour. I

want to do like a tour through Cali or

whatever.

>> Um, and I just want to like make a

couple investments, do something besides

what I'm doing, you know what I mean?

Um, I want to start like cuz I lost a

lot of weight last year, but I want to

start um like I want to be like the

strong [ __ ] you know, you lift the

weights and [ __ ] like I want to build

an ass. You know what I mean?

>> I got you.

>> So, um definitely getting used to being

in the gym with somebody like showing me

how to do it so I can learn it myself

and then keep it up or whatever. But

earlier you said something about using

the gym all last year. I think that

people don't pay attention to that. Like

if that was your goal and you actually

kept it up through the year, you're

supposed to patch yourself, but that's

very hard to do. That's a big deal.

>> So, I don't know. I want all my

resolutions to become like lifestyle

changes. Almost everything I want to do,

I really want to continue to do. Right.

It ain't just a year thing. It's

>> but I never thought resolutions were

corny. I like the energy of it's a brand

new year. It's I like when it's a brand

new month. So a brand new year is always

like what? So I don't know. I'm excited

and I'm writing all my [ __ ] down. That's

another thing I don't always do. Writing

it down. I think it helps you even

checking it off or being able to look at

what you wrote months ago and where you

at now or whatever.

>> Yeah.

>> That's a good one.

>> That's good.

>> That's real good. I need I need some

some money.

>> Money? Yeah. Act like money. My [ __ ] is

really financially driven

>> on another level. Like my [ __ ] ain't

where it should be.

>> You trying to stick some [ __ ] up.

>> It's the way you like came. So like,

man, it's some paper. You trying to get

>> Yo, you you with it?

>> Got this. I got a lick over here.

>> You could drive.

>> Text me. [laughter] No. My [ __ ] is

really just financially driven for the

most part. Um I've been trying to be a

little more healthy. I still got to put

the sugar down, but outside of that,

everything for me is financial. What

else? Unfortunately,

>> in uh

>> um I've been saying I've been saying for

months that I'm trying to be debt free.

>> So, I'm I'm working toward that. [ __ ] is

hard though. Um

>> like I just don't want to owe nobody no

money cuz I think the economy is about

to plummet.

>> So, I just don't want to be in this

position where I still got all these

bills out here. Credit card, this credit

card, that credit card. I'm trying to

just be zero. Um and and and that [ __ ]

is hard as hell to do, but that's my

goal. Like I want to be by like

pressure.

>> Why is why is it so hard to do?

>> Cuz you got to have money coming in to

start paying off all that [ __ ] and my

money just be seeming like that [ __ ]

flying out of my hands.

>> Yeah.

>> You know what I'm saying? So I need more

income and I need to lower my expenses.

>> So you know, working in combination that

[ __ ] is hard to do.

>> Got it.

>> Um and then you know the health [ __ ] is

definitely something I God willing I'll

be 50 in a couple weeks. So that [ __ ] is

a thing. So you know trying to be

healthy for my daughters is different.

Mhm.

>> Yeah.

>> I want to work more and in order to work

more, I have to take better care of my

brain and body.

>> Yeah.

>> So, anything that I want to do at this

age is all related to health. I was

laughing the other day. I got so many

just pills in my house. Like at 45 going

on 46, I never took this many pills in

my life. You you got a cholesterol, a

blood pressure, got

>> Are you at the point where you got the

little weekly organized [ __ ]

>> No. No. I'm not I'm not I'm still I'm

still a little spry.

>> I'm still a little spry cuz there's no I

mean I got a couple pills I got to take

every day. I got some other pills in

case

>> some other [ __ ] pop up like a headache.

[ __ ] what? What else? [laughter]

>> What' you say?

>> You said threesome. I said, "Yo, you got

some other pills just in case some other

[ __ ] pop up." Oh, I got those pills,

too. I got those pills, too, man.

>> You know what I [laughter] mean? Solid.

>> Solid as a rock. You never know when you

need to take care of something.

>> Yo, which one is Ashford? The man,

>> huh?

>> Which one was Ashford? The man.

>> Oh my god. [laughter]

[gasps]

>> You limpson. That's funny, son.

>> Uh, but yeah. So, yeah, I'm I'm with

y'all on the elf [ __ ] I want I want to

work out more. I want to do more. I want

to go on a cruise this year.

>> But that's not I want to go on a cruise.

I never been on a cruise. I never be

screaming that Rich look bad.

>> Uh, no. The Rich Carton cruise. And how

long would you coming out with a cruise

in 2028?

>> Eight. [ __ ] you said this year.

>> Yeah, but they going to test it.

[laughter]

>> You want to test a boat?

>> You'll be a beta tester on a boat.

>> You'll be a guinea pig on the

>> Oh, I would definitely go on [ __ ] cuz

they don't mean tester.

>> I know. They don't mean that ain't what

they they saying. But anyway, yeah, I

want to go on a cruise. I know that's

not a New Year's resolution, but it's

something that is one of my bucket list.

>> I do want to take like

>> How many days would you do a cruise?

>> And I'm so curious about why haven't you

been on one?

>> Why [ __ ]

>> My brother tried to drown me when I was

young. [laughter]

>> I never been on one.

>> I hate the idea of them. That's why I've

never been on one.

>> I love a cruise, bro.

>> I hate the idea that we have to spend

days of travel. So, if it's a eight day

trip, you might be having three or four

of them days at sea just trying to get

where you at. I know it's fun on the

boat, but I just don't like the idea of

being on that boat.

>> I'm not a boat guy.

>> Me neither.

>> Boats, but that boat's too big. I

>> don't I feel like a boat cuz it's so

big.

>> I never see I'm down with that. If I'm

going to do a boat, put some luxury on

the boat. But anytime I went to I forgot

where we went, it was the group trip and

they was like, "Oh, let's go take the

boat over here." And then it travels

over here and then it

>> No, that's not that. That's not that.

The cruise is excuse [clears throat] me.

A cruise ship,

>> again, I've been on multiple cruises.

Cruise ship is like an entire city.

>> No, no, no, no. Stunt. I'm just Y'all

say y'all never been on a cruise, so I'm

giving you some some insight from

someone who has. A cruise ship is

literally like an entire city on the

boat.

>> You're talking about 11, 12, 13, 14

floors of in everything you can imagine,

whether it be a movie theater, 20

restaurants, all the same. All right,

slow down. All you cruise [ __ ]

>> That's not the cruise I want to go on.

>> I I'm not talking about

>> we not talking about the same.

>> Even Even in the description telling

that [ __ ] he described the tell Mona.

Don't tell Mona floors of a city. What

if I want to profile someone?

>> He said profile my [ __ ]

>> Now now we on the same boat. That be the

be the [ __ ] I just happened to bump

into at the bar, the [laughter]

bathroom everywhere.

selling you.

>> It must be some type of time share thing

cuz No, no, no shade, bro. All of you

cruise [ __ ] talk the same. It's like

y'all selling this [ __ ] after you get

off. I'm [laughter] telling you, IT'S

FOUR YOU FOUR DIFFERENT DINNERS AND

THREE BREAKFAST AND THEY GOT JAMAICAN

FOOD ON THE SECOND floor and this

[ __ ] in there. Everybody [ __ ] in

there. Y'all all sound like

>> I bet it's a lot of [ __ ] going on in

that boat though.

>> It's definitely a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ]

going.

>> But no, no, no. Reason why people say

that is because people always say, "I

don't want to be out and stranded in the

middle of the ocean like that."

>> Yeah.

>> I was the same way on my very first

cruise.

>> But until that night when I wal went all

the way up to the top and went to the

edge, you forget that. Like you don't

see that you on the water. It's so much

[ __ ] going on. It's no different than

being on a resort. Like you do not see

that all this [ __ ] is going on out here.

>> The rich cotton joints ain't that.

>> No,

>> I just Googled it. I wasn't trying to be

funny. I just Googled it. I know the the

the maximum uh on their shits is 450.

>> The the other crew [laughter]

on

>> I stopped listening to Ice as soon as he

said 14. [laughter] When he said the

number 14,

>> I tapped right out of that one.

>> I wish I would.

>> 14 floors of you [ __ ] you time share

[ __ ] on a boat. Suck my dick. But now

on the Rich Car cruise, I got the other

fear and we can move on. But the other

fear of now there's somebody important

on here that they'll make this whole

boat get missing just to get rid of that

one guy.

>> Oh god.

>> I've seen too many of those movies too.

>> This whole boat will disappear.

>> This sounds crazy.

>> No crazy.

>> I believe I believe it happened.

>> So look, you either be with the 5,300

[ __ ] or you want to be with the 280

[ __ ] but one of them [ __ ] is

>> a couple of them [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> We we we want to get them.

>> It's all scary.

>> Leaving your house is scary. I'll take a

cruise in a heartbeat, man.

>> Leaving the house is scary.

>> Shout out to everybody out there that's

on the cruises. Salute.

>> True.

>> Yeah. Shout out to y'all. There's some

people on vacation right now.

>> And I was about to say that too with the

New Year's Eve [ __ ] When when I opened

up my timeline, mad [ __ ] was away.

>> I'm not going to lie. Our party was

there was probably 15 20 people there,

but there was mad people that couldn't

come cuz they was not here.

>> Yeah, [ __ ] wasn't in the

States.

>> And I seen mad people proposing

Herbo. Come on. Congratulations. know if

it's her proposing

I see y'all [laughter]

>> you next

>> my girl see you too

putting that pressure on you

>> said a lot of people propose that's a

word for real [laughter]

>> good for y'all love wins again

>> that's fire indeed

>> that's fire the news start showing me

all these babies that was born in the

first day of the year I'm like oh look

at you you little cool [ __ ]

[laughter] that's a nice that's a nice

birthday to have

>> that is dope birthday to have

>> yeah that's crazy I start thinking of is

our old lineman. We can move on. We can

find something to talk about Drake and

whatever they doing at state. Uh I do

know what that is. I like that scam.

It's a good scam. Yo, like [laughter]

at some point you're going to get

caught. But for the money that they made

and what they did and what they man,

that [ __ ] is

am I even allowed to talk about this

[ __ ] Maybe.

Anyway, what was I saying? What was I

saying before I started talking about

steak? You talking about the New Year's

babies and all that type of [ __ ]

>> Oh, [ __ ] them babies. [laughter] All

right. Anyway, come on. Uh Drake

>> and Aiden Ross

>> and A.

>> Oh, accidents, too.

>> Yep.

>> I ain't see

>> and Lil [ __ ]

>> That's what I call Aiden.

>> Little [ __ ]

>> Little [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] He just

always somewhere being a [ __ ]

>> I didn't know the homie act was in that

[ __ ]

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see.

All right. Drake and Stake, the online

gambling platform along with others

including streamer Little [ __ ] Fog are

being sued in Federal Class Action Rico.

The Rico alleges Drake and others named

have been using the tipping feature on

stake to transfer money amongst each

other that is then used to artificially

inflate Drake's music streams across

major distribution platforms.

Uh the docs continue by alleging that

Drake knew what was going on, but that

the other parties listed were his

co-conspirators

who would mask the money uh the money

transfer or tipping transfer as various

giveaways, etc. These transfers were

encrypted and not widely available to be

seen by the public eye. One alleged

example of the tipping scheme in the

lawsuit is a very large tip of 100

grand. The lawsuit says this was listed

as a tipping transfer between defendants

Drake and Lil [ __ ] [ __ ] in 2023.

>> Uh the doc continues to allege in

December uh 2024 Drake gave away large

sums of money in partnership with [ __ ]

[ __ ] and stake as part of his Drizz

giveaway. Allegations continue these

tips and many others like them cycled

among defendants Drake Ross and George

Nayen. Sorry if I'm Gwyn.

>> When?

>> Oh, Gwen.

>> No, when

>> when?

>> Just when?

>> When? Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you. Uh, who plaintiffs

allege would then underwrite botting and

paid engagement campaigns.

>> It's more to it, too. It's not That's

just one part of it is the tipping [ __ ]

The main thing is they're saying that

stake is Stake is listed as a social

casino.

>> Okay?

>> So, they're telling people like it's not

real money.

>> Okay? But what you have to do is you

have to purchase stake coins, gamble

with that.

>> And then your winnings you can transfer

to real money.

>> Okay.

>> So it's kind of like they're

circumventing some [ __ ]

>> Got it.

>> You know, there's all kind of

regulations in the United States to be

on.

So that's that's um the main focus is

that

>> Yeah. is that they're calling themselves

a sweep stakes and operating under sweep

stakes rules when

>> you're not. So Drake and Aiden are just

being pulled into this as kind of uh

figureheads. Like it'll people pay

attention to it because their names are

involved. Otherwise, they probably

wouldn't give a [ __ ]

>> So that's where the second part comes

in. The second part is

>> because uh Drake and D are posting like

their their slips, their their betting

slips.

>> Yeah.

>> But they're playing with house money. M

>> so they're leading it's they're saying

they're misleading people into one it's

not a real you're not using real money

and we're playing and winning but in

actuality y'all not putting your money

up but then other people will see you're

winning and go play

>> and

>> with their money

>> with their real money right

>> so it's it's you're you're you're

leading people to gambling by hiding it

under something else

>> interesting

>> and then the tipping thing that Joe

broke up is the is the third point in

the uh RICO it's a civil RICO it's not

criminal or anything yeah it's civil

want to make sure that that's, you know,

cleared up. But yeah,

>> also someone's just going to end up

paying

fine.

>> Yeah. Not even a fine. If it's a civil

RICO, then it's not even criminal. They

just going to

>> The plaintiffs pay out the going to pay

somebody.

>> The plaintiffs are seeking trouble

damages, uh, three times their losses

under the RICO, restitution and

disgorgement, which is the return of the

profits,

>> uh, injunction relief to stop this

conduct, attorneys fees and costs.

>> So, this is all financial.

>> So, let me ask you, who are the

plaintiffs? People that lost their

bread,

>> I would assume so. Yeah. Or people that

are alleging to have lost bread.

>> In in this one, Yeah. It's a class

action. Okay.

>> The plaintiffs in this one is uh

>> there are Virginia residents cuz this

was filed in Virginia.

>> Virginia residents seeking to represent

um the users. Gotcha. So, a group of

people in Virginia came together. So,

it's going to end up getting 77.

>> Yeah. It sounds like a whole bunch of

[ __ ] that's not going to stick.

>> $281.

>> Oh, I don't know. I mean, even if it's

thick, what happens with them class

actions? It starts to be so many people

that the payout don't be significant to

the winners.

>> Yeah. And the first thing I thought was

if it's people from Virginia, people

from everywhere, like the the cities

that spent the most or where they

whatever they did the they paid for the

most ads at, you know what I mean? Cuz

that's all it was, they probably was

running those ads. Cuz that's the thing.

People do these scams or whatever you

call this. If you call this a scam or

whatever you're supposed to call it,

their target target audience is always

poor people or people that are slow.

They don't really know what's up. You

know, everything looks sweet to them.

It's really kind of [ __ ] up.

>> And this the third one cuz there was

also a class action filed in Missouri

and one in New Mexico last year.

>> Follow.

>> So they they're Yeah. So this is like an

ongoing deal.

>> I wonder what happened with the other

ones. How much did they

>> They just was filed

>> not too long ago. Last year.

>> Got you.

>> Which probably says this is not the last

of the foul.

>> Probably 50 of them.

>> It's going to get started. It's getting

>> 50 states. If you start seeing all of

the other states and you lost some

bread,

>> I'm on the other side of what y'all

think. It's so it's going to be big

checks paid.

>> That's what I was thinking.

>> Big checks paid out but not to the users

that are filing. That's what he's

saying. Yeah, that's the thing. They're

going to pay some money.

>> Let's say it's $300 million but you got

mad you got four, five, six million

people that need to get a pay a payout.

It don't be a lot of money when

individuals start to get their checks is

what I'm saying.

>> Yeah, I'm not talking about those

people. Got you.

>> But yeah, there there will be some money

paid out for sure.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. You can't

see seem like a lot of moving parts to

this. It does. It does.

>> It does. And that's why I don't really

want to pass judgment cuz I don't really

fully understand where the crime or the

[ __ ] transpired. I don't have enough

information to really understand the

concepts.

>> I would take it more serious if it was

uh not civil. If it was it was

>> criminal

>> criminal of some level. What I see when

I see this is it sounds like again the

the initial point is you're operating

basically you're gambling through like a

loophole.

>> Right.

>> So when I see that I think of the legal

companies that have the ability to have

you gamble.

>> Mhm.

>> See one of the biggest artists in the

world, one of the biggest streamers in

the world pushing something that's yo we

got to do something about that. That's

how I look at that right off the Oh no

no no. Y'all can't do that and get away

with that.

>> Could be. That makes sense to me. Yeah,

I can totally see that. You ain't

hustling on this block.

>> Yeah, basically.

>> Makes sense.

>> Well, not under that set of of rule. Not

not as a sweep stakes.

>> Yeah, but because you can't be as you

can't be a gambling casino. We got this

sold up over here.

>> We a bazillion dollar all this lobbying.

We got all these people in our like we

got legislation and all of that so that

we could work. Exactly.

>> All of that got

>> Now you done found a loophole and y'all

over there getting money. Oh, no you're

not. Mhm.

>> Dead that I agree.

>> And and I ain't mad at him either.

>> I had to pay congressman learn a new

house. [laughter]

>> If in business if if if I had to go this

way in business and you went that way in

business and you ain't have to go

through all the [ __ ] that I went

through.

>> You right.

>> I don't.

>> Yeah, that is some rat [ __ ]

>> Okay. I'm waiting for you to like

[laughter] what?

>> I take it back. That's [clears throat]

>> some hater [ __ ]

>> That's good business,

>> right?

What? He just You [ __ ] right. You

goddamn right.

>> Oh, I was just talking about his certain

but y'all be believing him.

>> I'm just saying that [ __ ] You know the

problem that topic always comes up here

in like some real low-level situation.

That's the problem.

>> Wants to get up there.

>> N up there.

>> But what he just described is not

lowlevel. And yeah, you'd be hardressed

to find somebody that's not going to

say "Hey

>> nah. No way. We just went through all of

this and you operate." No. No.

>> And we went through all of this so that

we the ones that get to do it. Like the

[ __ ] what? And I assume that those those

uh uh rules and regulations are 1

million times more strict and there's a

lot more [ __ ] that you got to pay

>> to even to even present that way.

>> No, it's [clears throat] billion.

>> Honestly, I'm shocked it don't come

sooner. You see these [ __ ] went got

the biggest rapper in the world. He's

sitting there every week on on Instagram

spent. I still

>> cuz

>> that's where I feel like they really are

like squashing the competition because

they have a certain amount of dollars

for advertisement and marketing. These

people have Drake like you cannot beat

that especially if he's constantly on

social media talking about it

>> and saying that I'm winning,

>> right?

>> Like he's shown tickets and [ __ ] like

where he supposedly won. So now you got

a whole group if you if you add Drake

and Aid and Ross now you got all the

20some year olds and the 30 year olds

now saying, "Yo, let me go sign up. Let

me go sign up. Let me go sign up. I look

at it like a ad. It is an ad. It is ad

[laughter]

for sure.

>> You know what I'm saying?

>> It's influencer marketing.

>> Yeah. We just got

>> And if you're doing that, then you then

you should already have the money aside

that it's about to cost you.

>> And they do. Oh, they do. And And guess

what they'll do? The company got it.

They'll do it again. If they've made XYZ

amount, let's say they made 20 billion.

We just throwing numbers out. We don't

know nothing about their financials. But

if they made 20 billion and they get

fined $800 million

>> quick.

>> I feel like I've been seeing this stuff

since co where it's like these it's

almost like it looked like a sham and it

look like it's really not right whatever

the the topic is Bitcoin this that

whatever and most people see it and

think who the [ __ ] would believe that or

[ __ ] with it. But it's it's targeted for

people that do believe that. It's

targeted for people that see a winning

slip and they instantly think damn you

could do that. You know what I mean?

Uh-huh.

>> [ __ ] I'm broke to come up and I'm I'm

trying to [clears throat] come up.

>> Yeah,

>> that's it.

>> You what?

>> I ain't mad.

>> I ain't mad at it. Just like some hating

[ __ ]

>> Listen, this is part of what comes with

a good

>> This is what comes with it.

>> It's a cat mouse game. Soon as you get

some mad, now here they go. They going

to try to shut that down. Now you got to

work around it. Find another way. Then

here they come again. It's It's the same

game.

>> Yo, being a crook is a 24-hour job, bro.

>> [laughter]

>> You got to always find out how to beat

the new [ __ ]

>> You know what I'm saying? Like you do. I

remember my man

>> um the credit card [ __ ] the little

chip,

>> he knew the chip was coming on the cards

>> like four years before. I'm like, "How

the [ __ ] did he like yo dog? It's my job

to know what's coming out." I was like,

"You got it, Playboy. They them [ __ ]

be all they be having the the tech

magazines and all that [ __ ] The crooks,

the good ones. [laughter]

[ __ ] keep keep a bre they keep a

breast of the technology, my [ __ ] You

got you upset.

>> Listen, I'm I'm I'm chilling. I'm a law

abiding citizen, my brother. Indeed. No,

>> but shout out to the scammers out there.

Get how you got to get

>> I include y'all in my prayers. I can't

believe y'all let the new year in and

don't pray. But I I'm not I'm not

>> Oh my god. He know

>> I'm NOT DOING THAT. I'M NOT DOING THAT.

I'M NOT DOING THAT.

>> LISTEN,

>> Pastor Joe. Now I got to SWITCH THIS

[ __ ] CUZ MASTER JOE NOT MASTER JOE.

EVER SINCE allegedly we don't pray over

our food.

>> No, listen to each. No, it wasn't your

food. It was uh fake Thanksgiving. It

was Thank

I was performing. It's a fake holiday.

Do what the [ __ ] you want. But the new

year,

>> you don't think the new year is a fake

holiday?

>> Word. Just a construct.

>> I I [laughter] I think that the new year

is the calendar that us here operate by.

So when it's 26, then first of all, it's

never a bad time to pray.

>> Agreed. Let me start let me start there.

Agreed.

>> So even even in fake calendar time, no

matter where I am, I'm not speaking for

y'all. I'm not judging y'all. I'm not

judging y'all. No matter where I am, I'm

I'm praying in the [ __ ] club. I'm

going to the corner to pray. If I have

to kick back at the house, I go in my

bedroom when it's 11:57. I get in the

corner. I That's just me and who I've

been since. If my pastor was alive, rest

in peace, uh, uh, Revron, I would have

went to church to hear him.

>> But yeah, I'm I'm with that. I'm with

that.

>> I wonder if Kino went to church. He said

he was going to church.

>> That That really is the move.

>> If you got a pastor that you want to

hear from,

>> like a church that really gets by, the

choir is good, the the the band is good,

then that is a real vibe

>> for sure. Because then you could leave

there and if you still want to hit the

streets or go home. Either way, it's

it's a win. It's a win. So you goddamn

right. I was in the club. I prayed for

y'all. I always include y'all.

>> It'd be nice to get prayed for you. You

[ __ ] [ __ ] Appreciate it.

>> How you know cuz they don't pray.

>> WHO DON'T PRAY?

>> WHY YOU KEEP saying day?

>> He thinks and Mona and I pray. I said I

pray. I pray.

>> I was the one that prayed at

Thanksgiving when you was having issues.

Yo dog, why do you think [ __ ] don't

pray?

Group you in [ __ ] Like, yo, it was you.

Just cuz we don't pray the schedule that

you want us to pray.

>> I'm telling you, my guy with me [ __ ] for

months, man. He's been He just keep

dropping it. I don't know where he going

with this [ __ ] Keep talking about these

years to come. This [ __ ] might go TD

Jake on us. I'm just telling you.

>> No, no. Pick another. Pick another. Pick

another dude. [laughter]

Right on.

I'm telling you, this [ __ ] I'm in the

club praying for you. I'm just Father

God, please protect [laughter] all the

titties here. Hopefully all Come on,

bro. This [ __ ] in the club.

>> Don't let Taticious throw her back and

knees out.

>> Father God, please protect her ankles

and those shoes. You know the hills are

high. Please,

>> please.

>> We pray though. Can we please make that

a thing? We pray. I don't know why

Pastor Joe keep taking it there, but we

pray now. He about to cut the heaven

on him. ever would have made it. Like

come on. This [ __ ] he's something. Only

Joe Button can use that. I pray more

than you [ __ ] YOU [ __ ] DON'T PRAY

LIKE ME.

>> HE CRAZY.

>> DAMN. How I ain't got Please Hammer

don't hurt him. [laughter]

What is going on with my laptop that I

don't have? Please hammer don't hurt

him. Y'all know y'all know I bought that

album. [clears throat]

[laughter]

I'm buying that. You can't be no hip hop

head and I have please hammered on her.

That's one of the first albums I bought.

>> Mr. Joe is dead. Pastor Joe is alive.

>> Pastor Joe now.

>> It's Pastor Joe.

>> You probably was in Jersey City with the

baggie pants on.

>> You got baggy pants on now?

>> No, this when I was down south. This was

down here.

>> Oh, he was killing down south.

>> Right here. Please hammer and don't hurt

him. [ __ ] you talking about? 1990 [ __ ]

>> Damn.

>> Uhhuh.

>> [ __ ] is old, bro.

>> I know. And I and I realized that when I

thought about my siblings. Oh, my dad

just walked in and my little sister

Jimmy. Yeah, you speak to me when you

give me a hug, girl. Are you crazy?

[laughter]

>> Are you crazy?

>> Happy New Year. Come here.

Look, she these little girls. Oh, I love

you. Happy New Year to y'all.

>> Happy New Year.

>> But when I thought about my my younger

siblings, I was like, "Yo, some of these

[ __ ] [clears throat] was was

born in the 2000s, something. That [ __ ]

be [ __ ] They got opinions.

>> Damn, I remember when

I remember when Jackie was pregnant

>> like 2026 now like they out they outside

of us.

>> Crazy.

>> Yes.

>> The drink

man.

>> So they can rent cars.

>> Words get the good insurance rate.

>> My [ __ ] if you if you 45 you could

easily have a 27 year old.

>> Yeah

>> [ __ ] Like you you don't be seeing the

memes on Instagram when the girls be

like, "Yo, y'all better stop playing cuz

I'm at the age where I could date the

son or the father."

>> Well, that's how I know I'm old cuz that

we left that last part and I found out

who Cox and that girlfriend mom was.

>> Oh,

[laughter]

an old friend.

>> No. Huh?

>> Oh, y

>> we baiting. [laughter]

>> We old enough now to where

>> we know the moms.

>> A few. It's a few.

>> Yeah, it's a few.

>> Mhm.

>> Man, my girl showing me the blogs. I'm

like, wait, that's this girl's door.

>> Yo, you [ __ ] was popping them

out.

>> Yeah.

>> 18, 19, 20, 21. But the mom, they tell a

story. I mean, I wish id have knew that

before I went on my long little rant,

the last part about Kasette and this

girl. But the mom tell a story

and she was in the blogs recently uh

talking all this [ __ ] about Kat cuz

Kasanette said, "Yo, I Googled your mom.

I googled your mom."

>> Oh, I do remember that.

>> And don't be seen with her again.

>> That's exactly what happened. Yes, I

remember that. I do know who the mom is.

And you know the mom.

>> Yeah, we all know the mom.

>> We know the mom.

>> We know the mom. Park.

>> That's what I'm saying.

>> The mom is known.

>> You know the mom, bro. Oh, for real.

>> Oh, you know the mom, [ __ ]

>> The mom is. Is that unfair? Is it

unfair? Like

>> if mom is moving around, you just assume

>> that it's going that it passes. Can

moving around be passed down in your

jeans? Sometimes it does. Yeah.

>> When y'all say moving around, y'all

talking about [ __ ]

>> [ __ ]

>> just moving around. I I don't even

necessarily mean [ __ ] just moving

around a certain way.

>> I mean [ __ ]

>> And I think if the kid [laughter]

the kid come up and come up in that and

see that when they get of age, they

>> blueprint been laid.

>> I totally agree.

>> Really? I've lived long enough reaching

back out. [laughter]

>> Yo, put the phone down, dog. Why you

reaching out again?

>> Yo, [laughter] you dog. I I think that

they grow up seeing some of that [ __ ]

and it almost becomes second nature.

>> They definitely trained.

>> We won't say no names, but I know a

bunch of them and they grow up moving

like that.

>> You wouldn't think that some of the

daughters grow up hating what they saw,

hating what they were around, and

they're complete opposite of that.

>> It's possible, but your but your value

system typically comes from your

environment, and your parents play a big

part in that. So if your parents grow

ups and benzes and worshiping all of

that [ __ ] then you as a kid put that

[ __ ] to the highest level of priority,

>> right?

>> You get what I'm saying?

>> What if you go to school for it, you get

a job for it versus [ __ ] for it or

just using it?

>> Maybe you might not be [ __ ] for it.

>> That's what I said. I wasn't saying

[ __ ]

>> But but how else do these [ __ ] get

this [ __ ] if they ain't got no goddamn

You got the picture with the blazer.

>> But but you [ __ ] What job at 18 going

to afford you some of these things? What

job at 19 or 20 is gonna afford you some

of these things that don't happen?

>> I have

>> There [laughter] you go.

>> Um I don't know. I think it go both

ways, but I feel like I would rather

hear from the minute or from people

period that see it cuz in the top of my

head I can't even think of it. People

that I know, daughters and you know what

I mean.

>> Yes, you do. When we get off this mic,

>> we'll tell you a couple names. You might

>> Oh [ __ ] Yeah. All right.

>> Like my thing is if I'm a mom, if I was

a mom,

>> I just figured y'all know more [ __ ]

than me. But go ahead. Continue.

>> That's you from Philly. Oh, whoa.

[laughter]

>> You from Philly.

>> We definitely know more [ __ ] than you.

>> Come on.

>> It's It's true,

>> y'all. Don't Don't be b Don't be bash.

Don't be bashing right. We definitely

know more [ __ ] though.

>> Thanks for your honesty, Joey.

>> But if I was a mom, I would want in my I

would want to steer my kid away from

that.

>> Yeah, for sure.

>> If I was a mom. But

>> yeah, you could steer them all away.

>> But what if you were a bird mom? Yeah, I

was getting ready to say depending on

how old

>> the [ __ ] I knew. But no, but the [ __ ] I

knew I had to do to get money

>> or the [ __ ] I had to

>> Yo, a lot of these girls be getting

their asses whipped and all that other

stuff. I would want my kids to stay away

from that.

>> It's like, yo, you're a drug dealer and

you know you had to hide under cars and

you jumping over barbwire gates and you

got to turn your head every time you

walk out your door. You don't want your

sons going through that same level of

stress or you shouldn't.

>> Or you might raise them to be a better

drug dealer.

>> I went through that. Let me give you the

game so you don't have to make those

mistakes.

>> Back to back to uh

>> [ __ ] being passed through your bloodline

or or them diggs boys.

>> Yeah, man.

>> Them Digs brothers.

Something is in there. [laughter]

Something is in there.

>> Good or bad?

>> Who am I to say? That's for God to judge

if you pray. [laughter]

>> Amen. If you pray, that's to God. But

something is in the in the I wish I had

seen the chef that Stefan Diggs was

beefing about before I get said whatever

I said. [ __ ] you back at it again,

[ __ ] [laughter]

[ __ ]

>> you

>> What is wrong with this boy? Yo, this

this young man. Yo,

>> stop. Yo, who do y'all be trying to piss

on and tell that it's [ __ ] raining

with these blogs and reports on what

happened? [ __ ] I got a dick. I know

what happened.

>> She uh she don't look like she play.

Listen,

>> she she look like she make a good play.

I'm looking at it now.

>> Yo, tell the truth, dog. And that's why

Jordy jumped in and the text and your

wife and now it all makes sense.

>> It didn't make you got a living. You got

a living chef. [laughter]

>> Yo, dog.

>> YOU GOT A LIVING CHEF. NO, NO, NO. SURE.

a new living chef that just started the

football season. That wasn't a long-term

living chef. He just started. She was

just for the season. Yeah, [ __ ] She

cooking up some things.

>> I beat [laughter]

hating on shorty.

>> He yo, he need he need to get he that

that what he he that [ __ ] he need to get

that kind of [laughter] [ __ ] up. He