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Episode 894

White-Ish Mamba

Joe Budden Podcast Episode 894, “White-Ish Mamba,” released January 15, 2026. The JBP kicks off its latest episode with a recap of the 2026 Golden Globes (29:34) which includes reactions to Anthony Anderson & Rocsi Diaz (48:59) as well as the award for best podcast (1:02:42). Worst Take returns as the cast covers Wild Card Weekend in the NFL including the Jaguars postgame press conference interaction between head coach Liam Coen & press reporter Lynn Jones-Turpin (1:05:13). Cam Newton interviews Lady London (1:22:47), Hot 97 announces Mero as the new host of its morning show (1:37:49), and Freekey Zekey releases old footage of an altercation between Dame Dash & Jim Jones (1:51:12). Also, LA Reid avoids trial (2:10:45), Druski’s new skit (2:21:18), and much more! Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

White-Ish Mamba

In this episode

  • 29:34The JBP kicks off its latest episode with a recap of the 2026 Golden Globes
  • 48:59Which includes reactions to Anthony Anderson & Rocsi Diaz
  • 1:02:42As well as the award for best podcast
  • 1:05:13Worst Take returns as the cast covers Wild Card Weekend in the NFL including the Jaguars postgame press confer…
  • 1:22:47Cam Newton interviews Lady London
  • 1:37:49Hot 97 announces Mero as the new host of its morning show
  • 1:51:12Freekey Zekey releases old footage of an altercation between Dame Dash & Jim Jones
  • 2:10:45LA Reid avoids trial
  • 2:21:18Druski’s new skit
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Joe Budden Podcast Ep. 894 Transcript

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    expressed by this podcast whose bullets

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    hosts are for entertainment purposes

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    [music] only. I repeat, it is not

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    serious. It is not real. No one is

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    exposing, revealing, indicting or

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    telling you anything about themselves.

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    Also, we do not encourage you to try

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    this at home. We are trained

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    professionals who do not have your best

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    interest at heart or our own. Enjoy the

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    show.

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    [music]

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    >> [music]

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    >> Microphone check. What is this?

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    JB [music]

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    back to business.

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    I guess right now we should start the

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    show.

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    Yo, peace, love, health, wealth, all of

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    the good stuff. Welcome, welcome. If

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    it's your first time here and you're

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    new, just sit back and shut the up.

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    Don't be [laughter] too loud and

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    opinionated. First rip. Shout out to the

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    hate listeners. Couldn't have gotten

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    this far without y'all. Shout out to the

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    day ones, the first and last time

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    listeners. Yada yada yada yada. Yo, why

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    as men can't we accept compliments or

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    compliment each other? We can when they

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    compliments.

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    >> Oh, I don't think it was that. I think

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    why as men can't we acknowledge when our

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    wives be looking out?

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    >> That part too. Yeah, that part. Yeah,

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    part smoked that. That was a totally

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    different conversation what they were

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    saying. We said you look He said miss in

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    peace dress you first of all hello to

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    everybody in the buildingace I'm back in

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    the buildingace

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    I'm good it's all right it's all right

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    [laughter] don't be extra you say that

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    you say that you say that you say that

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    for over there don't be extra I'm good

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    >> yo

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    >> if it feels good to be back feels good

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    to be in the building fresh energy

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    >> good to see you

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    >> thank you good to see you as well I'm

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    watching you too

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    >> good to be in here

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    >> we stated that he stated your missing

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    piece put it together I said your freeze

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    look good and as soon as we gave you

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    that compliment you got defensive Why?

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    We can't give you a compliment. You're

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    handsome. You look handsome, [laughter]

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    man. Yeah,

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    >> you look handsome. Well, thank you.

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    >> You're welcome. See, BEAR IS CLEAN. YOU

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    SHAKE THAT UP. GOT THE WEREWOLF

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    FIXED.

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    >> I used to look good today, audience. And

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    we was just trying to tell him and he

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    got his he got alling tight in the face

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    at

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    >> Okay. He got confused.

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    >> So, I was trying to identify. I'm like,

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    "Yo, my girl dressed me sometimes. Like,

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    when I go shopping, I'll FaceTime her

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    like, "Hey, babe." Like look, I run a

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    lot by my baby. Yeah. Dress you.

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    >> What do you think about this shirt?

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    >> I shoot when I'm by myself shopping. I

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    mean, the audience know I I probably

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    shoot 33% from from from the [laughter]

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    field. 33% from the field. It's cool. I

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    still won best dress on your y'all.

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    Anyway, Freeze, you look good. That's

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    all he's trying to say.

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    >> Why Why you Why they get a you for

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    the for the compliment?

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    >> It wasn't a compliment. It's a

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    backhanded compliment. So, it's it's a

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    [laughter]

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    THAT'S ALL BACKHANDED ABOUT IT.

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    I put this together.

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    >> That's That's WHAT IT WAS.

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    >> SO, [screaming] AND AND because of that,

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    No, you didn't. [laughter]

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    >> Okay.

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    >> No, you didn't.

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    >> Okay. No, you didn't,

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    >> ma'am. I'm not I'm not doing it with

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    y'all today.

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    >> But that's but that's how we started

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    with Parks' question, which is

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    >> what was it? Why can't we acknowledge

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    when our wives be looking out?

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    >> My baby bought me a pair of sneakers.

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    >> I love these sneakers. And then she wore

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    me a couple pair of these.

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    >> Thank you. That is not putting together

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    an outfit.

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    >> She helped her.

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    >> That's freak.

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    >> I have she 92 pair of sneakers right now

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    and I go in and said [laughter]

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    them offices, BOY.

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    >> NO, THEY'RE NOT. NO, they're not.

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    >> I hate men. No, they're not.

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    >> YOU GET FLICKERITY. YOU GET FLICKY.

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    >> LISTEN, MAN. I'm dressed for work. Let's

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    Let's Let's work. Let's work. I'm here

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    to work.

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    >> The people don't want to sit here and

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    hear y'all talk about me dressing. They

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    think I can't dress anyway. That's not

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    what they here for.

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    >> They thought you couldn't dress, but

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    they not here for that.

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    stepped it up. I SAW YOUR OLD BOY.

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    I SAW HOW YOU WORK WAS. YOU STEPPED YOUR

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    WORK UP.

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    >> WELL, I wish you were doing it.

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    >> I can't do it.

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    >> All right. Well, let's work. Let's work.

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    >> I'm a I'm a human worker. [laughter]

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    I'm not working in the building. I'm a

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    human working.

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    >> Stop. You be dazzled nicely today.

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    >> No, I'm saying you can make it about me

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    if you want to, but I work. I'm not I'm

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    not

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    >> I'm on your ass. Now I'm on your ass.

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    >> Well, you can do that. I'm here to work.

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    We have a nice board here. I'm in a good

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    mood

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    >> and I got some that ain't on the board,

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    too. Uh-huh. Yeah. We got to be the

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    best on the boy.

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    >> We got to talk. [laughter]

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    >> No, he he said him.

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    >> No, I got to touch.

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    >> Okay, there you go. There you go. You

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    don't have to attach to him. Be you.

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    >> Where where were Flip? Queen Flip. Where

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    >> Where were you? Where were you uh when

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    you got the call?

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    >> Why? I I never got a call

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    >> that hot was going a different

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    direction.

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    >> Oh, that hot was going a different

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    direction. I didn't get a call about hot

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    going in a different direction.

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    >> All right. Where were you when you saw

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    the email?

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    >> I didn't get an email.

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    >> Okay. Where were you when you got the

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    text that How

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    >> are you trying to say? I was p trying to

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    pitch myself how it was going to go.

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    >> I heard you were in the in the in the

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    round.

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    >> What are you trying to say? Like, yo,

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    you don't know my business.

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    >> That's why you put the whole skit.

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    So funny. I didn't even catch that.

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    >> You don't know. But you don't know my

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    business though. That's number one.

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    Number two. Number two, at the end of

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    the day, how wouldn't your business is

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    tight around here, so how it wouldn't

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    approach me? I can't do that. I'm just

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    too solid to do that. If I am going to

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    make a move, it'll be when I'm it's time

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    to make a move. And it's not during the

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    time that I'm on here, my brother.

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    >> Who's the solidest? Who's the solid?

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    >> So, fix fix how you describe it. Don't

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    touch me.

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    >> Who you think is the solidest after you?

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    >> Um,

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    Ish.

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    >> And after ish,

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    >> you last. [laughter]

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    >> [laughter]

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    >> I love you, man. It feels good to be

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    back. It feels good to see all you guys

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    smiles. At least you have to smile when

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    I step in the building.

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    >> You feel like you vacation was back.

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    >> No, you know, I went to I went to

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    Minnesota. I went to Columbus.

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    >> Right for the setup.

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    >> We walk right into

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    >> every week. [laughter] You know that

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    right content man.

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    We're working well. I'm glad you asked.

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    >> I [laughter] wasn't even going to say

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    nothing.

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    >> I GET MY I GOT IT FROM A WOMAN.

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    >> THESE SUCKER. YO.

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    >> YO, I fell into that too.

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    >> When you just here last week?

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    >> Yeah,

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    >> that's what I thought.

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    >> Yeah.

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    >> What's up with you, man?

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    >> Good day, sir.

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    >> How you feeling?

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    >> I'm good.

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    >> Good.

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    >> Good. Good. Good. Mark,

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    >> good. I feel good.

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    >> Y on

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    >> I feel great.

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    >> They can't trick me. They on total

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    Well, I think anytime Mark sit

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    down, he on

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    >> I've got I've gotten to that point with

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    Mark.

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    >> Oh, yeah. I started before the camera.

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    >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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    >> You've been trapping. You good? You got

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    the hustler. She got the hustler

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    [laughter] ambition. Look, No

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    haircut. You good? You been outside,

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    boy. You been on the block for 4 days.

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    You good?

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    >> Go clean yourself up before you come to

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    work, boy. Don't ever come to work.

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    >> You next.

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    >> I've [laughter] been next.

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    >> I've been up since like 3:15 a.m.

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    >> Why?

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    >> Why? Well, I went to bed early. My nap

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    time, my nap time's off.

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    >> So, I went to bed at like six

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    >> uh for the night.

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    >> Seven.

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    >> That's crazy.

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    >> Yeah.

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    >> I can't do too.

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    >> I woke up at 3, mad chipper, with nobody

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    to talk to. [laughter]

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    >> I had all the energy in the world.

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    >> That's why I don't do

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    >> I could I could have got dressed and

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    went out. I'll be bored as at 3:00

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    in the morning. I don't want to be up

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    that early.

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    >> N

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    >> I like it. I get up at 5:00 and I like

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    it cuz nobody is talking to me. I can

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    get

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    >> I do like the piece. Only this morning I

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    felt lonely.

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    >> Yeah. Today I slept at seven though. I

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    was uh I went out and had a couple

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    drinks. This knocked me smooth the

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    out. I I had to My son woke me up.

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    In fact,

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    >> him screaming like I uh it felt good to

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    get seven hours, man.

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    >> What you sipping on though?

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    >> Uh what did I have? Uh I had a I had

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    Bardian Coke. Then I had uh

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    >> Yo, you seem like [laughter]

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    you seem like a Bardian.

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    >> And then I had a vodka cranberry.

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    >> All right, never mind. [laughter] Never

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    mind.

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    >> Never mind. Forget that.

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    >> Why didn't you make the bikardi? I

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    forgot they even make

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    I was at that spot. I was at that spot.

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    >> Where was your dick spot?

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    >> Like be a man.

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    >> I don't know your spots, bro. [laughter]

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    >> You don't Okay. Um,

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    >> you know, he don't know Haitian spots.

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    >> That's true. It's in the hood. You They

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    uh Yeah. No, it was good. It was good to

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    be outside. It was be good to be

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    outside. Got a good night's sleep and

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    everything, man. Bardi. What the is

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    wrong with drinking Bardi?

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    >> A lot.

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    >> I mean,

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    >> what kind of rum do you drink in 2026?

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    [laughter]

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    >> It was a hooded spot. It wasn't like

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    they had a lot of options.

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    >> I'm not mad at Bikardi. It's a

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    >> choice. A Bardi and Coke is a strange

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    choice too.

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    >> It's on brand to me.

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    >> Yeah.

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    >> It's just basic. Yeah. Get a basic. It's

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    like the first drink you get when you

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    order.

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    >> Yeah. When you're 12. Yeah.

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    >> Yeah. Well, it still tastes good.

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    >> You should be my size.

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    >> Not Not with Bardi, fam. I can't I can't

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    >> Bardi and juice. I can see a little

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    pineapple, little cranberry. I wear

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    Bardi jeans and not think nothing of it.

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    >> Nothing of it.

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    >> Not nothing of it.

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    >> And not once

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    >> with a bat ass pocket.

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    >> Yeah.

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    >> Oh [laughter]

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    man.

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    >> Mojito maybe something. You know what I

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    mean? If you're going to do that there.

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    This was a little Haitian spot in the

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    hood.

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    >> You had a permission slip.

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    >> Yeah. I I was out with with her

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    girlfriend's home husband.

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    >> When they set you up with the Y'all can

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    go out.

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    >> You had an ish pass.

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    >> Sometimes that goes well. Sometimes that

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    goes

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    >> got you got you.

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    >> Yo, how quick how quick do you mention

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    So we was out having a drink and then

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    these girls came over and started

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    talking.

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    >> Uhhuh.

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    >> And she

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    and she they making small talk talk and

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    the game was on. Steelers game was on. I

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    don't know if you saw it. I saw it.

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    >> My condolences. And they um then she's

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    like, "So why you why do you live out

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    here?" And I could have gave a few

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    answers. I could have said work. I could

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    have said I'm out here. I said my wife.

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    >> Completely ended the conversation.

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    wasn't necessarily the plan, but I was

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    also okay getting that out the way early

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    so that you know how how quick do y'all

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    mention y'all married or got a girl in

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    in those kind of exchanges when you

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    talking to random women outside?

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    >> I don't talk to random women outside.

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    >> I mean, people walk up to you famous.

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    [laughter]

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    >> Do they know my Instagram?

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    >> Yeah. Yeah.

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    >> And I'm talking for content

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    purposes only. I'm not about to let Mark

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    get me in trouble. Do they know my

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    Instagram? [laughter]

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    They probably

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    >> I try to say it I try to say it pretty

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    early.

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    >> Pretty early. I do as well. I try to let

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    it be known.

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    >> Yeah, I wear a ring anyway. So hopefully

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    [snorts] some Oh You stop.

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    >> Yeah. Well,

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    >> that stops things.

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    >> No, it doesn't stop.

  • 10:36

    >> You [laughter] know, I didn't have

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    Ironically, I didn't have mine on, but

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    noticing

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    on I hear you.

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    >> Wait, I don't know if y'all

  • 10:46

    >> I'm still from the gym. That's why.

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    >> Hey, you mute up. I don't know if y'all

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    heard the lies in this story from way

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    earlier than this point. [laughter]

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    From way earlier than this point. But

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    I'm letting him get his married man

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    off.

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    >> Oh, she watch early. That's right.

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    >> Stop it. The the married guy out talking

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    to the people that's right there that's

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    being nice and attractive girl and they

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    asking you why do you [laughter] think

  • 11:11

    they're attractive beauty? I don't know.

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    I don't song the first to see some

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    beauty. [laughter]

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    >> You see beauty from around the corner,

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    boy.

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    >> Yeah, this guy. No,

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    >> I told her I was married.

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    >> I did though cuz she doing out here. My

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    wife

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    >> said like why do you why do you live out

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    here?

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    >> So it was like it's hard to explain. My

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    wife is from here.

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    >> Do y'all think that that ends things

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    like for the most part?

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    >> A lot of times it doesn't. And I promise

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    I'm going to start soon.

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    >> No,

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    >> a lot of times it doesn't. That make

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    them

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    >> dog. If I put a shut [laughter]

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    off is

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    I didn't say a word. I didn't say

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    nothing. Funny man.

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    >> What do you think,

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    >> dog? That don't stop nothing.

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    >> And that's You said today it's never

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    stopped nothing.

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    >> A little.

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    >> It stops a little bit.

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    >> I mean, it it it stops a percentage.

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    >> It stops the classy ones.

  • 12:05

    >> Yeah.

  • 12:09

    >> [laughter]

  • 12:10

    >> It depends on your uh followup, right?

  • 12:12

    If you are still a little bit uh

  • 12:15

    friendly,

  • 12:16

    >> Yeah.

  • 12:16

    >> then it doesn't stop a thing.

  • 12:18

    >> If you say it and be kind of cold, then

  • 12:20

    it stops everything.

  • 12:21

    >> What if somebody wants to you and

  • 12:23

    your wife?

  • 12:25

    >> That's a different conversation.

  • 12:26

    >> How?

  • 12:27

    >> It could be part of the same

  • 12:28

    conversation.

  • 12:29

    >> The exact same conversation.

  • 12:30

    >> Yeah. But if they don't if if if he's

  • 12:33

    meeting a girl at the bar, she don't

  • 12:34

    know what his wife look like. She don't

  • 12:35

    know any of that. So that might not be.

  • 12:36

    >> But she might not get about that part.

  • 12:38

    >> She might be approved.

  • 12:39

    >> He got to get approval.

  • 12:39

    >> All right. Yo. All right, man.

  • 12:41

    [laughter]

  • 12:44

    >> Well, that didn't happen. Some

  • 12:46

    that get approval from their wife. You

  • 12:47

    know what I'm saying? So, yeah.

  • 12:49

    >> To have sex with other people.

  • 12:50

    >> Yeah. No, no, not have sex with other

  • 12:52

    people. I mean, to bring somebody else

  • 12:53

    into the bedroom.

  • 12:54

    >> Oh, yeah. We We don't do that. So, it it

  • 12:56

    wasn't an issue, but for people that do,

  • 12:57

    Yeah. That makes a complete.

  • 12:58

    >> Both of those things exist, by the way,

  • 12:59

    which is why sometimes if you're still

  • 13:01

    friendly with the girl,

  • 13:02

    >> sometimes she don't care because you

  • 13:04

    might have an open relationship. You

  • 13:06

    might do threesomes, you might

  • 13:07

    >> That's true.

  • 13:08

    >> It's not necessarily a a a sword to the

  • 13:10

    neck.

  • 13:12

    >> It depends on your your temperament

  • 13:14

    afterwards.

  • 13:14

    >> She might want your sword. [laughter] I

  • 13:16

    was waiting for that.

  • 13:19

    >> Yo, for the record, shout out to all the

  • 13:20

    married couples listening out there.

  • 13:22

    Shout out for y'all that got married

  • 13:24

    just by the the law that if you live

  • 13:26

    together and jump a broom, yada yada.

  • 13:28

    >> Common law.

  • 13:29

    >> Yeah, common law. You just now. Shout

  • 13:32

    out to y'all that live together and want

  • 13:33

    to un unlive together.

  • 13:36

    >> Some of y'all are miserable. Shout out

  • 13:38

    to the miserable people out there. Shout

  • 13:39

    out to everybody in love, out of love,

  • 13:41

    headed to love, looking for love, or in

  • 13:43

    love with themselves, man. How about

  • 13:44

    that?

  • 13:44

    >> There you go.

  • 13:45

    >> How about that, man? Come on.

  • 13:47

    >> It's a good one.

  • 13:47

    >> Come on, man. Huh?

  • 13:49

    >> You're a rapper. I really wanted to hear

  • 13:51

    your thoughts on that last topic, but I

  • 13:53

    didn't want to make it seem like I was

  • 13:54

    focusing on hyperfocusing on

  • 13:56

    >> it. Don't matter like nowadays and you

  • 13:58

    said only nowadays.

  • 13:59

    >> How quick do you get out there?

  • 14:00

    >> No, I mean Yeah.

  • 14:01

    >> Yeah. Like like if if you out [laughter]

  • 14:03

    and

  • 14:05

    don't do that like that

  • 14:07

    Mark [laughter]

  • 14:09

    Yeah.

  • 14:11

    >> These can't do like they can't

  • 14:13

    stop the train. What's up? What's your

  • 14:14

    question? [laughter]

  • 14:18

    >> [screaming]

  • 14:19

    >> COME ON.

  • 14:20

    >> I KNOW.

  • 14:21

    >> WAIT.

  • 14:23

    You be in the train. [laughter]

  • 14:25

    >> HOW DO WE I PAUSE stay [laughter] close

  • 14:29

    your doors, please.

  • 14:30

    >> I was I was asking for more of a uh

  • 14:32

    personal testimony.

  • 14:33

    >> Yeah. Like like like if you out and and

  • 14:36

    like why do you

  • 14:38

    >> live here? Or ask a question where you

  • 14:39

    can answer my girl, but you don't have

  • 14:40

    to answer my girl. So

  • 14:42

    >> how quick do you get to that?

  • 14:44

    >> Early. M when even when I was even when

  • 14:47

    I was cheating, any girl that I cheated

  • 14:49

    with knew I had a girlfriend.

  • 14:51

    >> SO [laughter] SO

  • 14:54

    >> that don't stop nobody conversation if

  • 14:56

    that's where they WANT TO GO.

  • 14:57

    >> THESE TALKING ABOUT BOY.

  • 14:58

    [laughter]

  • 15:00

    >> STOP PLAYING,

  • 15:04

    >> Stop playing.

  • 15:05

    >> I'm asking more so like how often do you

  • 15:07

    find yourself in those situations?

  • 15:09

    >> Man said don't ask no more.

  • 15:11

    >> As you already know in the room knows, I

  • 15:12

    don't I don't initiate conversations

  • 15:14

    with women. So if a woman come

  • 15:16

    >> your whole ass crack [laughter]

  • 15:18

    and the camera move the camera.

  • 15:21

    >> Yo, you want some my chit?

  • 15:23

    >> What

  • 15:25

    [laughter]

  • 15:29

    you [laughter]

  • 15:33

    mean?

  • 15:34

    >> I didn't mean it like that.

  • 15:35

    >> First of all, I lost way more weight

  • 15:36

    than you, I don't have to take

  • 15:37

    Zimpy, I'm in the gym. I'm

  • 15:39

    outside boy.

  • 15:39

    >> How we get there? We [applause] don't

  • 15:40

    got to That's what you talking about.

  • 15:42

    No, I'm looking

  • 15:44

    accomplishment. This is you after losing

  • 15:46

    weight.

  • 15:46

    >> I'm outside. No, no,

  • 15:48

    >> I got to ignore [laughter] you.

  • 15:50

    >> I got to say I got to ignore you, man.

  • 15:52

    >> I see it, Flip. I see it. There wasn't

  • 15:54

    as much ass. I got to ignore him.

  • 15:57

    >> There wasn't as much ass this time as it

  • 15:58

    usually is. So, I see.

  • 16:00

    >> Okay. Hope you get it on camera. Crack

  • 16:02

    was shorter. It was shorter [laughter]

  • 16:03

    crack this time. Unfortunately, I've

  • 16:05

    seen a lot of flip crack over my years.

  • 16:09

    Yo, back to you. [laughter]

  • 16:12

    Shoot shoot shoot.

  • 16:15

    We good.

  • 16:15

    >> Yo, it's going. Yo, that is wild. Y'all

  • 16:18

    make it.

  • 16:18

    >> We got a production, Back to you.

  • 16:20

    >> He tried to escape to [laughter]

  • 16:22

    him. Not even not even close.

  • 16:25

    >> Talk to the I'm going, I

  • 16:26

    ain't running no ish. My question wasn't

  • 16:29

    about how many times you initiate the

  • 16:31

    conversation. My question was how many

  • 16:33

    times do you find yourself in that

  • 16:35

    situation? Meaning, come on. I know how

  • 16:37

    this go. No, your original question was

  • 16:39

    >> chatty patty girls around. It's the girl

  • 16:41

    that know who you are peeking from afar.

  • 16:43

    The girl that has sent a waitress. I

  • 16:44

    mean, girls, come on, man.

  • 16:45

    >> No, you said how soon do you do that?

  • 16:47

    And I said,

  • 16:48

    >> "No, no, that was Mark's question."

  • 16:50

    >> My question was just how often do you

  • 16:52

    find yourself like in that type?

  • 16:54

    >> Not a lot.

  • 16:55

    >> No, not really.

  • 16:56

    >> Got it. See, that's it.

  • 16:57

    >> That's it, man. Come on.

  • 16:59

    >> Like girls don't necessarily push that

  • 17:01

    much nowadays. They're not as

  • 17:03

    aggressive. Some of them [laughter]

  • 17:07

    >> strong disagree, but I mean

  • 17:10

    highly highly [laughter] disagree.

  • 17:12

    >> How much How much you trying to get off

  • 17:13

    on the broadcast?

  • 17:15

    >> The girls ain't had

  • 17:17

    >> yo that ain't even happening out there.

  • 17:20

    >> I haven't had girls push up on me in a

  • 17:22

    very long time. I don't believe outside

  • 17:24

    that much.

  • 17:24

    >> I don't be outside that much, but I

  • 17:26

    haven't had that

  • 17:27

    >> often. Women, he looks intimidated.

  • 17:32

    >> No, he doesn't. Poptart,

  • 17:35

    [laughter] THAT A CINEMA.

  • 17:37

    THAT [laughter]

  • 17:40

    POPTART. WHY YOU CURSING ME OUT?

  • 17:42

    >> I DIDN'T EVEN CURSE MYSELF WITH YOUR

  • 17:44

    FACE.

  • 17:44

    >> I'M LOOKING AT YOU TO SEE IF YOU

  • 17:46

    intimidating [laughter]

  • 17:48

    to look and see if you pop. Let me see.

  • 17:52

    Yo, look at me.

  • 17:54

    >> What's [laughter] your problem, A?

  • 17:56

    >> Do you think you're intimidating or a

  • 17:58

    Poptart?

  • 17:58

    >> Open your eyes, boy.

  • 18:00

    >> All right, I'm done with it. We can't we

  • 18:01

    can't hyper focus on Thank you. I

  • 18:03

    appreciate it.

  • 18:04

    >> We can't hyperfocus on any member here.

  • 18:06

    Whatever he said, I agree with. I stand

  • 18:08

    by. Girls ain't even doing that no more.

  • 18:11

    They been stopping. People love 97.

  • 18:13

    >> You a magnet. You a

  • 18:16

    >> You know how fast it go. [laughter]

  • 18:19

    >> I'll take your word.

  • 18:23

    >> Are you crazy? You know how many times

  • 18:25

    you got to you got to go. You know how

  • 18:27

    many times a got to defend his

  • 18:30

    >> relationship stat stature or position in

  • 18:33

    the relationship just because a girl

  • 18:35

    ain't stopping? ain't do

  • 18:37

    >> I would know.

  • 18:38

    >> Here she come every day doing some

  • 18:40

    You know how many people are cheating?

  • 18:41

    This just went out uh and I promise I'm

  • 18:43

    starting to went out the other day about

  • 18:45

    uh how uh the nurses are in the

  • 18:49

    hospitals.

  • 18:50

    >> So it was a meme.

  • 18:51

    >> Suck some dick. I heard [laughter] I

  • 18:53

    heard about that. Ladies,

  • 18:54

    >> wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold

  • 18:55

    on. SUCK YOUR DICK. I HEARD ABOUT

  • 18:57

    THAT.

  • 18:57

    >> WAIT, what's the story?

  • 18:58

    >> Yeah,

  • 19:00

    >> that's that's where

  • 19:02

    >> percentages are very very very high

  • 19:05

    infidelity. One and and two that

  • 19:08

    >> workplace your workplace

  • 19:10

    >> is where all the infidelity is

  • 19:12

    happening. That's two separate points.

  • 19:14

    Hospitals and workplace. I can see that

  • 19:16

    makes sense. I can see it. I think isn't

  • 19:17

    >> nurses, teachers, flight attendants.

  • 19:20

    Teachers too. Teachers be

  • 19:22

    teachers. Before when I was a when I was

  • 19:23

    a teacher, I used to see a lot of the

  • 19:24

    older the old people have like whole

  • 19:25

    relationships.

  • 19:26

    >> I get all the teach my wife.

  • 19:28

    >> I was I mean Yeah. They had like wives

  • 19:30

    and I was single. So, but I'm saying

  • 19:31

    like they had like wives and then they

  • 19:32

    have like a white like a work wife and

  • 19:34

    they really go on dates and all that

  • 19:35

    and be in the school.

  • 19:36

    >> Them teachers be

  • 19:37

    >> Yeah. Shout out to the teachers.

  • 19:39

    >> That's how you got your PhD. [laughter]

  • 19:42

    >> Wow. Gotcha. That's how I know I'm a

  • 19:44

    little bit toxic cuz on the private jets

  • 19:47

    when you get on them and the stewardist

  • 19:49

    girl be on there, you be like

  • 19:53

    [laughter]

  • 19:54

    >> it's a little bit I can see this.

  • 19:56

    >> You be like Jay-Z.

  • 19:58

    >> Yo, Jay-Z just be in your head like

  • 20:00

    >> or

  • 20:02

    you steward. [laughter]

  • 20:06

    >> That's bad, right?

  • 20:08

    >> Right. That's bad.

  • 20:09

    >> This is bad. It's definitely bad.

  • 20:10

    >> That's bad. Think it

  • 20:12

    >> look bad. Don't do that. We got to grow

  • 20:14

    up. That's bad.

  • 20:17

    >> I'm not rolling with you.

  • 20:18

    >> Hey yo, I hate this podcast. Be

  • 20:20

    everybody in the relationship. You're

  • 20:21

    not going to get on the thing. It's a

  • 20:23

    cute stewardist and be like, "Yo, I'd

  • 20:25

    knock your head off if I was single."

  • 20:28

    >> That's not what he's saying. That's not

  • 20:29

    what he's saying.

  • 20:29

    >> That is what he's saying.

  • 20:30

    >> That ain't what I'm saying.

  • 20:31

    >> That's not what he's saying.

  • 20:31

    >> Oh, what' you say? He's implying that

  • 20:33

    the the women that work on the private

  • 20:34

    jets may live different maybe full

  • 20:39

    service. Hey,

  • 20:43

    >> I think they do that in Delta, too. But

  • 20:45

    [laughter]

  • 20:47

    >> on a private,

  • 20:50

    [laughter]

  • 20:51

    United

  • 20:52

    think

  • 20:55

    y'all going [laughter] to United

  • 20:57

    Stewartism. Ste.

  • 20:59

    >> All right, y'all.

  • 21:01

    >> We're going to start the podcast.

  • 21:03

    >> Yeah, but y'all be for buddy

  • 21:05

    passes and So, I'm done talking to

  • 21:08

    y'all. Yo, give a a y'all

  • 21:11

    with them companion bes. [laughter]

  • 21:14

    >> Wow,

  • 21:16

    right.

  • 21:17

    >> Yo, dog.

  • 21:18

    >> Yo, that ain't talked about [laughter]

  • 21:19

    enough, too. The the things that

  • 21:21

    is out here for.

  • 21:23

    >> Hey yo, let me tell you something, my

  • 21:24

    >> The trade off, right?

  • 21:25

    >> Yeah. A car to drive.

  • 21:28

    [laughter]

  • 21:28

    >> Somewhere to live.

  • 21:30

    >> Yeah. Shout out to y'all out there.

  • 21:33

    >> Boy,

  • 21:33

    >> what up, [laughter]

  • 21:36

    >> Boy, where the pretty ones at? JetBlue.

  • 21:39

    >> No, it's heat on Jet Blue.

  • 21:41

    >> It's heat on Jet Blue.

  • 21:42

    >> I don't know. I feel like y'all got

  • 21:43

    something to say about this.

  • 21:46

    >> Let him rock.

  • 21:46

    >> Mute up New York.

  • 21:48

    >> I'm going let him rock. He does have a

  • 21:49

    funny

  • 21:51

    [laughter]

  • 21:52

    companion joint.

  • 21:54

    >> Oh That's cool.

  • 21:55

    >> You got to do extra for the companion,

  • 21:57

    man. [laughter]

  • 21:59

    >> I just don't feel like it today. Oh boy.

  • 22:01

    I'm

  • 22:02

    >> Let's have a good day.

  • 22:02

    >> I'm going to let you rock.

  • 22:03

    >> Then let's have a good day.

  • 22:04

    >> I did.

  • 22:05

    >> That was a warning shot. Let's have a

  • 22:07

    good time.

  • 22:14

    [screaming]

  • 22:17

    Mic check 1212. Mic check 1212.

  • 22:22

    >> Welcome to the greatest show moving.

  • 22:28

    >> Let me get these drops out the way real

  • 22:30

    quick.

  • 22:32

    >> Get right into the procedures.

  • 22:35

    Right into the proceedings.

  • 22:40

    Who is that?

  • 22:44

    >> No. Flip.

  • 22:45

    >> Flip.

  • 22:46

    >> And flip is in the building. What

  • 22:48

    episode is this?

  • 22:49

    >> 894.

  • 22:50

    >> Welcome to episode 894 of the JBP. I am

  • 22:54

    your host Joe Button. Happy to

  • 22:56

    be here. Happy to see you guys. Happy to

  • 22:59

    be in good spirits. To my right. Big

  • 23:02

    queens flip queens get the money's in

  • 23:04

    the building.

  • 23:04

    >> Yes, sir. What up? What up? What up?

  • 23:05

    >> Next to him, our good brother Dr. Mark

  • 23:07

    Lamont Hill is in the building. Next to

  • 23:09

    him, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up. Ish is

  • 23:11

    in the building. Next to him, I threw

  • 23:13

    this on myself. Stop playing with me.

  • 23:15

    Big freeze. Ice is in the building. Next

  • 23:17

    to him, King Elmyra. Big Parks is in the

  • 23:20

    building. Po is in the building. Cory is

  • 23:22

    here. Erikson is here. Last but uh T uh

  • 23:24

    Tavon Savon and Tanner are here by

  • 23:27

    remote. Last but not least, c uh

  • 23:29

    certainly all of you guys are here with

  • 23:31

    us. So happy y'all could be here. This

  • 23:32

    broadcast is brought to you by Fueled by

  • 23:34

    Powered by presented by Price F. Price

  • 23:36

    Fish Gang.

  • 23:38

    >> All right. What's popping in here?

  • 23:39

    What's going on?

  • 23:39

    >> What's up, man?

  • 23:40

    >> What up? What up?

  • 23:40

    >> My condolences. First of all,

  • 23:43

    >> um I heard the news about Starllets.

  • 23:46

    >> Oh, man.

  • 23:48

    >> Um

  • 23:49

    >> Oh, man.

  • 23:49

    >> The word on the street is that it's sad.

  • 23:52

    >> Yeah, look at the the the word on the

  • 23:54

    street from the doctor.

  • 23:55

    >> No explanation. [laughter]

  • 23:56

    >> I was close with no explanation.

  • 23:58

    >> Listen, that was a big deal in my world.

  • 23:59

    I bet it was. I bet.

  • 24:01

    >> I didn't want to come in with just

  • 24:02

    regional stuff here. But yeah,

  • 24:03

    Starling's closed.

  • 24:05

    >> Like done.

  • 24:05

    >> Maybe it's renovation shut down or

  • 24:07

    something.

  • 24:08

    >> No. I mean, they say they're renovating,

  • 24:09

    but

  • 24:10

    >> it's one of them.

  • 24:11

    >> You'll just close out the blue for a

  • 24:13

    week or two.

  • 24:14

    >> Oh, no. Yeah, you would.

  • 24:15

    >> No, no, no. You would.

  • 24:16

    >> No, you would. But without

  • 24:18

    telling Joe, that's crazy.

  • 24:19

    >> That's That's the crazy part.

  • 24:20

    >> Oh, yeah.

  • 24:21

    >> You got to get clearances first.

  • 24:22

    [laughter]

  • 24:23

    >> Abruptly. So So yeah. No, I just think

  • 24:25

    about

  • 24:26

    >> Joe and the crypto dude.

  • 24:27

    >> I got to think about it's the top of the

  • 24:28

    year. So all of those your staff at

  • 24:31

    Starlets, they don't let you work

  • 24:32

    anywhere else. So now you closed for 2

  • 24:34

    weeks. What is your staff supposed to do

  • 24:36

    uh during that time?

  • 24:37

    >> Oh, that's right. They they don't allow

  • 24:39

    you.

  • 24:39

    >> No, you can't work anywhere else.

  • 24:40

    >> You could you could mood lighting. You

  • 24:43

    could do some mood lighting.

  • 24:44

    >> Man, give it two weeks.

  • 24:46

    >> Two weeks a

  • 24:48

    >> Them going to be in a basement

  • 24:49

    somewhere in the store. [laughter]

  • 24:53

    >> I do have a nice basement.

  • 24:54

    you talking about moving.

  • 24:56

    >> What?

  • 24:57

    >> Take it back to co days. Yeah, exactly.

  • 24:58

    >> How y'all doing though, man? How y'all

  • 25:00

    doing though? Y'all smelling good? You

  • 25:01

    feeling good? You're looking good.

  • 25:02

    Everybody texting you is cool. Everybody

  • 25:04

    straight. Everybody don't nobody need

  • 25:05

    nothing from y'all. Ain't nobody

  • 25:07

    being a bugaboo in your spirit.

  • 25:09

    >> Anybody sending harassing emails?

  • 25:11

    Anybody out there owe y'all some money?

  • 25:13

    Anybody we got to

  • 25:15

    sue? [laughter] Homeboy in the down

  • 25:16

    south. I'm suing the out of you.

  • 25:18

    You wait till I get a minute to

  • 25:19

    write an email. I am suing the kowazoo.

  • 25:22

    What's What's the word? The wazoo off of

  • 25:24

    you, buddy. Yeah. you, Parks.

  • 25:26

    [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm suing

  • 25:28

    somebody. that.

  • 25:28

    >> Who you sing? Huh?

  • 25:30

    >> Who are you suing? A homeboy down south.

  • 25:31

    >> Yeah, I'm about to sue somebody.

  • 25:33

    >> Yeah, I'm definitely suing somebody.

  • 25:34

    Enough. It's too looked like too much

  • 25:35

    fun on the internet.

  • 25:35

    >> I'm getting bull I'm getting bullied.

  • 25:37

    Yo.

  • 25:38

    >> Yeah.

  • 25:39

    >> You be feeling powerless.

  • 25:40

    >> Squatterers. Squatterers playing with

  • 25:41

    you.

  • 25:42

    >> Some contractors.

  • 25:43

    >> N

  • 25:44

    >> some house though.

  • 25:45

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Yo, you start feeling

  • 25:46

    powerless. You be want to

  • 25:49

    >> Let me know if you need a good attorney.

  • 25:52

    >> Oh, I got one. I got you.

  • 25:53

    >> You got all the right credentials.

  • 25:54

    >> Yo, you want to go down south, right?

  • 25:57

    No, I just said my dad done it.

  • 25:58

    >> No, you want to do some ghosting

  • 26:00

    [laughter]

  • 26:03

    old school way.

  • 26:05

    >> You know what? You playing. You playing.

  • 26:06

    I got a I got something for you.

  • 26:08

    >> You can't do that. It's fine.

  • 26:09

    >> No. No. Too much too much.

  • 26:11

    >> All right. I'm glad nobody is

  • 26:12

    tugging on you guys' spirit like that.

  • 26:14

    >> I had a car accident over the weekend.

  • 26:16

    >> Damn. You all right?

  • 26:17

    >> My car's total. But really,

  • 26:18

    >> family is good though. That's all I care

  • 26:19

    about.

  • 26:20

    >> Yeah, for sure.

  • 26:21

    >> Somebody Somebody blew an intersection

  • 26:22

    and I tried to swerve and hit them but

  • 26:25

    couldn't. Sheesh. Side

  • 26:26

    >> swipe. Not no. Um, direct like almost

  • 26:30

    t-bone, but because

  • 26:32

    >> I swerved, I caught them at the rear of

  • 26:33

    the car.

  • 26:34

    >> Oh, wow.

  • 26:34

    >> But yeah, airbags deployed. I had to It

  • 26:37

    It was It was airbags came out.

  • 26:39

    >> All of the airbags. Like that was

  • 26:41

    like a a giant canopy or something.

  • 26:43

    >> Yeah. I couldn't get out the car. I'm

  • 26:45

    like fighting through the but I

  • 26:46

    just rushed and, you know, got everybody

  • 26:48

    out. Make sure everybody was straight.

  • 26:49

    >> You had the car full?

  • 26:50

    >> Yeah.

  • 26:51

    >> Car full.

  • 26:52

    >> That's scary.

  • 26:52

    >> Yeah. That's That's all I was worried

  • 26:53

    about. Like

  • 26:54

    >> that's scary.

  • 26:54

    >> I'm glad. I'm glad

  • 26:55

    >> everybody's fine though.

  • 26:57

    >> That's the That's the important part cuz

  • 26:58

    that's that's scary stuff.

  • 27:00

    >> It was That was

  • 27:02

    >> It's a little a little scary.

  • 27:03

    >> Excuse you. Scary stuff.

  • 27:04

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

  • 27:05

    >> Excuse you about ass class.

  • 27:07

    >> About to say he about to step it up now.

  • 27:10

    >> Pardon me.

  • 27:10

    >> We need something safe for babies.

  • 27:11

    >> My apologies.

  • 27:12

    >> No, sir.

  • 27:13

    >> Well, yeah, that's it. I'm straight.

  • 27:15

    >> I'm straight.

  • 27:16

    >> Volvo then you're supposed to be very

  • 27:18

    safe. [laughter]

  • 27:18

    >> Subaru.

  • 27:19

    >> Yeah,

  • 27:19

    >> Subaru's great. That's a

  • 27:22

    >> Let's Let's expose him

  • 27:24

    >> cuz I agree with you. [laughter]

  • 27:26

    >> Yo,

  • 27:26

    >> I didn't even think I'm not you, my

  • 27:28

    >> I didn't even think of that.

  • 27:30

    >> Holy to himself when he

  • 27:32

    >> No, I didn't even I didn't even

  • 27:34

    >> He trying to say Freeze got a scam going

  • 27:36

    on.

  • 27:37

    >> I don't I'm so paranoid. I see too many

  • 27:39

    ducks. I don't crazy.

  • 27:41

    >> Freeze.

  • 27:43

    >> Yo, you crazy. I don't believe that.

  • 27:45

    >> YOU PUT EVERYBODY IN D.

  • 27:48

    >> I don't believe that. Yo,

  • 27:49

    >> no, you're not. freak. Don't stop that.

  • 27:50

    >> Oh, you got a picture of

  • 27:52

    >> somebody's car. Yeah,

  • 27:53

    >> that's mine.

  • 27:55

    >> Front end is up.

  • 27:56

    >> Oh

  • 27:57

    wall.

  • 27:58

    >> Yeah, sure. [laughter]

  • 28:01

    >> How long did they say it would take to

  • 28:02

    fix it?

  • 28:02

    >> It can't

  • 28:04

    bite them off.

  • 28:05

    >> Once your airbags deploy, they don't

  • 28:06

    really want to do nothing.

  • 28:08

    >> Come out somewhere around Ice worked

  • 28:10

    insurance for a long time. He knows

  • 28:11

    that.

  • 28:11

    >> So, of course, [laughter]

  • 28:13

    >> he knew exactly what to do.

  • 28:14

    >> The trick is they got to hit it right

  • 28:16

    here. Stab in the head right here. I

  • 28:18

    mean, I I don't know what it take you to

  • 28:18

    get another box.

  • 28:19

    >> So, are you going to get the same car,

  • 28:20

    same color?

  • 28:21

    >> No, I'm not.

  • 28:22

    >> So, that's a whole different dealer.

  • 28:24

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

  • 28:25

    >> Yeah.

  • 28:25

    >> Some alphabets going to be involved.

  • 28:27

    >> Oh, yeah.

  • 28:27

    >> No, no, no. No alphabets.

  • 28:29

    >> We'll see. No alphabet. All right. I'm

  • 28:31

    I'm dead serious. No alphabets.

  • 28:32

    >> Okay. I'm taking, you know, safety.

  • 28:35

    >> Safety is important.

  • 28:36

    >> Safety. So, Subaru. Yeah.

  • 28:37

    >> Safety.

  • 28:38

    >> And thank God that you working out and

  • 28:40

    was able to pull everybody out of there.

  • 28:41

    >> That's true. [laughter]

  • 28:44

    >> Everything y'all think Everything I say,

  • 28:45

    y'all think is a joke.

  • 28:48

    Everything I say yad.

  • 28:50

    >> I WONDER WHY [laughter]

  • 28:52

    I'M DEAD ASS.

  • 28:52

    >> I wonder why they think HE'S BULL.

  • 28:55

    [laughter]

  • 28:56

    >> I got you.

  • 28:57

    >> Wait, y'all heard him in the story. It

  • 28:59

    was a serious story [laughter]

  • 29:01

    after I f through the airbag

  • 29:04

    out the car. Pulled everybody out of the

  • 29:07

    Will Smith [laughter]

  • 29:12

    Hercules [laughter] ass. I

  • 29:15

    pulled everybody out. All right, we

  • 29:17

    happy that everybody say

  • 29:21

    that's all. Where do you gentlemen want

  • 29:23

    to begin? [laughter] Anywhere y'all want

  • 29:25

    to start? We got We got the Golden

  • 29:27

    Globe.

  • 29:28

    >> We can start there. Golden LA Reed. We

  • 29:31

    have Cam Newton. What do you want to do?

  • 29:34

    Golden Globes.

  • 29:34

    >> I like Golden Globes.

  • 29:37

    >> Anybody watching Globes?

  • 29:39

    >> I saw most of it.

  • 29:40

    >> Me, too.

  • 29:40

    >> I saw most of it.

  • 29:41

    >> I watched the whole thing. Actually, I

  • 29:42

    was slipping back and forth between the

  • 29:43

    game, but it wasn't much gaming.

  • 29:45

    >> It wasn't much game. Yeah, it was a

  • 29:46

    boring ass game. So, I watch a lot more

  • 29:48

    Golden Globes.

  • 29:49

    >> Uh Nikki Glazer did a great job hosting.

  • 29:51

    I was cracking up. She has She has bar.

  • 29:54

    >> I'm a Nikki Glazer fan.

  • 29:56

    >> That's what I That's what I real That's

  • 29:58

    what I remember. I like her. She's

  • 29:59

    amazing.

  • 29:59

    >> I followed her on the gram. I'm I'm

  • 30:01

    going to commit.

  • 30:02

    >> Yeah, she's dope. I used to love her at

  • 30:04

    the roast, but like her standup is

  • 30:06

    great. I used to love her to, you know,

  • 30:07

    all the conversation. She's she's she's

  • 30:09

    my kind of comedian. She nails it.

  • 30:11

    >> This was damn near a roast. Like she was

  • 30:12

    up there just killing

  • 30:13

    >> It was a roast. the whole uh the uh

  • 30:16

    A-listers here. They're not A-listers,

  • 30:18

    they're on A-list. That was funny.

  • 30:20

    That that was bars.

  • 30:21

    >> That was hilarious.

  • 30:22

    >> That was bars.

  • 30:23

    >> And the editing team and whatever she

  • 30:25

    said about uh emails being edited on the

  • 30:28

    list, that that was hilarious. Her Leo

  • 30:30

    joke that I thought that was hilarious.

  • 30:32

    I think she's hilarious.

  • 30:34

    >> She's funny as she is. She's super

  • 30:35

    funny.

  • 30:35

    >> But most of the bits I enjoyed for the

  • 30:37

    most part. All of the little comedic.

  • 30:40

    >> I didn't love the voice of God guys. I

  • 30:43

    think I think it was a good idea. It was

  • 30:44

    just the wrong people.

  • 30:46

    >> Like their little snarky jokes while

  • 30:47

    people were walking up and all that

  • 30:48

    It was like I see what you were

  • 30:49

    trying to do. It was just the wrong

  • 30:51

    snarky people.

  • 30:52

    >> It ain't right. It always

  • 30:54

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  • 30:55

    >> Yeah. It was a mess.

  • 30:56

    >> Um, our girl got the big award.

  • 30:59

    >> Yeah. Tiana, she was she was the first

  • 31:01

    big winner. Best supporting actress,

  • 31:04

    >> I believe, is the is the full

  • 31:06

    >> Yeah. Best supporting actress.

  • 31:07

    >> Yeah. Yeah.

  • 31:08

    >> That's a big deal and a surprise to a

  • 31:10

    lot of people. You know, these awards

  • 31:11

    don't always get it right. they don't

  • 31:12

    always support us, you know what I mean?

  • 31:14

    So, um, she seemed genuinely surprised,

  • 31:17

    you know.

  • 31:18

    >> I think she was I don't think she Yeah,

  • 31:20

    I don't think she was surprised.

  • 31:21

    >> Yeah. When I watched her give her speech

  • 31:22

    and she was like, you know, I almost

  • 31:23

    didn't even write once.

  • 31:25

    >> Like, you could tell that that was

  • 31:26

    genuine. Like, she, you know, really

  • 31:28

    wasn't sure she was going to get it, but

  • 31:29

    it was so great to see her win.

  • 31:31

    >> I love seeing that.

  • 31:32

    >> I love seeing her win period.

  • 31:33

    >> It was just great.

  • 31:34

    >> Yeah. She seemed just she seemed

  • 31:35

    overwhelmed, like sincerely overwhelmed.

  • 31:37

    >> Yeah.

  • 31:38

    >> So, that's that's that's a flaw thing to

  • 31:39

    see.

  • 31:39

    >> That that's beautiful. I'm trying to

  • 31:41

    find the speech. I'm sure I have it here

  • 31:43

    somewhere.

  • 31:46

    >> Let's see. Where is that speech?

  • 31:48

    >> I saw a bunch of hate. I'm

  • 31:50

    >> Maybe I don't have it.

  • 31:50

    >> You're just going to see hate regardless

  • 31:52

    at this point.

  • 31:53

    >> Hating on her.

  • 31:53

    >> Yeah,

  • 31:54

    >> I didn't see.

  • 31:54

    >> Nah, she was only in the movie for 15

  • 31:56

    minutes. How she went best supporting

  • 31:57

    actress. like that. I only got

  • 31:59

    about a half an hour through it and she

  • 32:02

    Oh, she was in it for sure.

  • 32:04

    >> About a half an hour.

  • 32:05

    >> Yeah, maybe longer than that. But she

  • 32:07

    played a key role. That's what I'm

  • 32:09

    saying. People make up new rules when

  • 32:10

    they don't like when they hate.

  • 32:12

    >> She was only in that. First of all, you

  • 32:14

    ain't never

  • 32:15

    >> I have the speech though if you want me.

  • 32:17

    >> Please. Thank you.

  • 32:18

    >> Shouts to her.

  • 32:21

    >> I wouldn't listen. I wouldn't care if

  • 32:24

    she deserve it or not.

  • 32:26

    >> My party in the back.

  • 32:30

    >> She always going to slay the dress.

  • 32:33

    >> Absolutely slayed that dress.

  • 32:35

    [laughter]

  • 32:36

    >> Oh my baby.

  • 32:39

    My babies ARE UPSTAIRS WATCHING. Y'ALL

  • 32:41

    BETTER BE OFF THEM DAMN PHONES AND

  • 32:42

    WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW. [laughter]

  • 32:46

    >> Can you pause this?

  • 32:46

    >> Yeah, of course.

  • 32:48

    >> At this point, At this point in the

  • 32:50

    speech, how erect do you think Leo was?

  • 32:55

    >> You seen it? You seen what you look

  • 32:56

    like?

  • 32:57

    >> Jesus, I thank you and I praise you for

  • 32:59

    every part of this faith walk, every

  • 33:01

    lesson, every test, and every blessing.

  • 33:03

    Leo on that T.

  • 33:04

    >> To the Golden Globe voters for me and

  • 33:07

    reminding me that purpose always find

  • 33:09

    this moment. [clears throat]

  • 33:10

    >> To my mommy and my daddy. It's up for

  • 33:13

    y'all anytime. I love y'all so much.

  • 33:15

    Thank you for being here with me

  • 33:16

    tonight. To my tribe. Oh my god. My

  • 33:19

    grounding force, my joy, my daily

  • 33:21

    reminder that love is an action, not

  • 33:24

    just the word. And everything I do is

  • 33:26

    rooted in that truth.

  • 33:28

    >> Take that.

  • 33:29

    >> Cook Thomas Anderson.

  • 33:34

    Thank you for your vision, your trust,

  • 33:35

    and your brilliance. My gratitude is

  • 33:37

    endless. I love you. We love you. And

  • 33:40

    thank you so much for holding space for

  • 33:41

    me and our entire cast. Leo, Sean,

  • 33:44

    Benio, Chase, Regina, everybody. Um,

  • 33:47

    every the crew, every single person who

  • 33:50

    has touched this project. [snorts] None

  • 33:52

    of this is taken lightly and none of

  • 33:53

    this is taken for granted. Oh my god,

  • 33:55

    this is heavy. [gasps]

  • 33:57

    Oh, Pam, Mike, Warner Brothers, Sarah,

  • 34:00

    Cassandra, Natina, Lee, W. This whole

  • 34:03

    journey would not exist without you and

  • 34:06

    your support. I love you and I thank you

  • 34:07

    so much. And last, but most importantly

  • 34:10

    to my brown sisters and little brown

  • 34:12

    girls watching tonight. Our softness is

  • 34:14

    not our depth is not that it's not too

  • 34:18

    much. Our light does not need permission

  • 34:20

    to shine. We belong in every room we

  • 34:23

    walk into. Our voices matter and our

  • 34:25

    dreams deserve space. Thank you so much

  • 34:28

    everybody.

  • 34:29

    >> What a speech. That was great.

  • 34:31

    >> Amazing. That was great.

  • 34:32

    >> Perfect. What a word. That was

  • 34:35

    everything

  • 34:36

    >> indeed.

  • 34:36

    >> I I almost my eyes got a little It

  • 34:39

    happened. It happened

  • 34:40

    >> early too. Yeah.

  • 34:41

    >> That's that that's important because I

  • 34:43

    before that speech happened, I was

  • 34:45

    looking around the room saying

  • 34:47

    >> I mean not many of us in there.

  • 34:49

    >> It's a white room.

  • 34:50

    >> Yeah.

  • 34:51

    >> And it's a small room. So, I see how I

  • 34:54

    see how these invites

  • 34:57

    >> we have a hundred of y'all are coming

  • 34:59

    here.

  • 34:59

    >> Yeah,

  • 35:00

    >> I'm being facicious, but whatever the

  • 35:01

    number,

  • 35:02

    >> it ain't a lot. Ain't a lot.

  • 35:05

    >> Couple No, it's a couple hundred.

  • 35:06

    >> I'm just saying still it it ain't a lot.

  • 35:08

    >> It's not a lot.

  • 35:08

    >> Let's say it's a couple hundred. It

  • 35:10

    ain't a lot.

  • 35:10

    >> It's not a lot at all. And everybody

  • 35:13

    dressed to the nines for sure.

  • 35:15

    >> Uh, congratulations, Tiana. Welld

  • 35:17

    deserved.

  • 35:18

    >> Love you. Yo.

  • 35:19

    >> Uh,

  • 35:20

    >> one battle after another cleaned up.

  • 35:21

    Those load album, man. I'm not done with

  • 35:23

    this Dion.

  • 35:24

    >> Boy, Iman, man. Sorry. I'm one of them

  • 35:28

    still. [laughter]

  • 35:30

    >> I'm one of those. If If you break up and

  • 35:33

    then she go on and get Oscar,

  • 35:38

    you better turn on Usher. You got

  • 35:41

    it bad. [laughter] God damn. At least

  • 35:44

    Homeboy AB is in some other movies.

  • 35:46

    Kanye, another one. Kanye, Death Jam,

  • 35:48

    they another one. There's a list.

  • 35:51

    There's a list. There's a list of people

  • 35:53

    that just How did y'all not see this

  • 35:55

    lady's talent? Tiana is

  • 35:58

    >> choreographing your favorite artists,

  • 36:01

    stage shows.

  • 36:03

    >> She's directing. She's acting

  • 36:06

    reality. She's doing the music. She's

  • 36:10

    doing the fashion. Like this lady. Yo.

  • 36:13

    And what's not spoken about enough cuz

  • 36:15

    Tiana was on that me and Fab track uh

  • 36:19

    back back in the day like Harlem Tiana

  • 36:22

    >> Mhm.

  • 36:22

    >> and how she sounded

  • 36:26

    >> versus what she turned into with

  • 36:29

    training and just practice and

  • 36:32

    consistency.

  • 36:33

    >> Yeah.

  • 36:33

    >> Yeah. Like that Tiana you might have

  • 36:36

    said you never wanted to hear sing a

  • 36:38

    note

  • 36:40

    like that was some of the rumbling out

  • 36:42

    there today like who she is what she

  • 36:46

    means to people

  • 36:47

    >> pure artistry

  • 36:48

    >> this makes all the sense in the world

  • 36:50

    >> and hard work

  • 36:51

    >> she bust her yeah I'm just saying her

  • 36:54

    like like everything she's you just

  • 36:56

    listed all the that she's doing

  • 36:57

    >> and then totally aside from all of that

  • 36:59

    great stuff right see because it's a

  • 37:01

    privilege to actually know her

  • 37:03

    sweetheart

  • 37:04

    cuz absolute sweetheart.

  • 37:06

    >> I forgot the Golden Globes was that day.

  • 37:08

    So I had I had I text her the day before

  • 37:12

    on some Yo, that shade cover, big dog.

  • 37:15

    >> Yeah, I was about to say that.

  • 37:16

    >> Put Put it in my phone immediately.

  • 37:18

    Thank you. Love you. Bye. So the next

  • 37:22

    day she sent it, but it was late. It was

  • 37:23

    around like 5:00. And then the

  • 37:26

    Golden Globes came on and I said, "This

  • 37:29

    girl."

  • 37:30

    >> Wow. Yeah. This girl

  • 37:33

    >> with all that going on still.

  • 37:34

    >> You sent that song. She solid. Yo,

  • 37:38

    >> while the Golden Globes is happening, I

  • 37:40

    wouldn't even hit somebody while it's

  • 37:41

    going on. Can

  • 37:42

    >> we give her a round of applause? Proper.

  • 37:43

    >> No, I got to. I'm sorry.

  • 37:45

    >> We need a round of

  • 37:46

    >> applause. One. Yeah, for sure.

  • 37:48

    >> We don't got to hit the button.

  • 37:50

    >> What real quick? [applause] What feels

  • 37:51

    good is that when you know someone and

  • 37:53

    you watch how people count try to count

  • 37:55

    her out.

  • 37:56

    >> Better late than never. [laughter] You

  • 37:57

    know what I'm saying?

  • 37:59

    people tried to count her out and she

  • 38:00

    just kept working and working and showed

  • 38:03

    no matter what you weren't you always

  • 38:04

    going to count out. Her support team no

  • 38:06

    matter what hurdle she came across she's

  • 38:09

    she always overcome it overcame it and

  • 38:11

    and I love Tiana. I'm proud of her

  • 38:13

    extremely just knowing where she came

  • 38:15

    from like Joe said like we love you man.

  • 38:18

    >> Yeah we love you next time.

  • 38:21

    >> No I ain't going to end it on you

  • 38:22

    I ain't going to end it on you.

  • 38:24

    >> I closed it. No, you don't call

  • 38:26

    [laughter] my friend to you. You go

  • 38:27

    first.

  • 38:28

    >> No, no. So, let me go first. So, rewind.

  • 38:30

    Let's do it over.

  • 38:30

    >> But then when you hear that, I kill it.

  • 38:33

    Yo. Yo. Anyway, listen. We love you, TJ.

  • 38:35

    We love you again.

  • 38:36

    >> Um, what else? Flip that note.

  • 38:38

    >> One battle after killed. One best uh I

  • 38:41

    know. I saw

  • 38:42

    >> comedy or musical. The categories are

  • 38:44

    kind of weird. Things being comedy that

  • 38:45

    are It was funny. A funny movie. I don't

  • 38:47

    know if I would all the way classify as

  • 38:48

    comedy. Anyway,

  • 38:49

    >> I like that joke from uh uh Nicole, too,

  • 38:51

    about uh the director that's in comedy

  • 38:54

    with all of his movies that are so not

  • 38:55

    comedy,

  • 38:56

    >> right? Yeah, it it it was weird and

  • 38:59

    they're weird about that. But whatever

  • 39:00

    that aside, it was one of my favorite

  • 39:02

    movies last year. Sinner is also one of

  • 39:03

    my favorite movies last year. Won, I

  • 39:05

    think three.

  • 39:06

    >> Best best score

  • 39:07

    >> and best I don't even know what this

  • 39:08

    category means, but it was like best uh

  • 39:11

    box office cinema something. I don't

  • 39:13

    know.

  • 39:14

    >> They won the preg Grammy

  • 39:16

    pre-scar.

  • 39:17

    >> Oh, before Yeah. Yeah, the one that the

  • 39:20

    >> Oh, the non-elevised. Yeah, that's

  • 39:21

    that's what I'm saying by pregame. I

  • 39:24

    know what you mean.

  • 39:24

    >> They got they got the nontelvised

  • 39:28

    >> joint. I'm really not sure how to feel

  • 39:29

    about that. You can't you can't ignore

  • 39:31

    that score in that movie. True. The

  • 39:33

    score is is probably a large part of the

  • 39:36

    movie.

  • 39:36

    >> Yeah.

  • 39:37

    >> But I but I don't know how I feel about

  • 39:41

    >> I see what they're doing with uh I see

  • 39:43

    what they we called it I mean,

  • 39:45

    everybody called it. I see what they're

  • 39:46

    doing with this Timothy Shalom And

  • 39:48

    I don't want to keep talking about it

  • 39:50

    because

  • 39:51

    >> he won me over like Timothy Shalom at

  • 39:53

    the award. That's a That's a cool That's

  • 39:55

    a

  • 39:55

    >> Yeah, but at the Nick game, I didn't I

  • 39:58

    don't know who he is, right? Like I

  • 39:59

    don't I don't I didn't see Dune and

  • 40:01

    whatever this is. But at the at the

  • 40:04

    Nick game, he'd be in his bag. But you

  • 40:06

    know, Chrome Hart's Nick He's

  • 40:08

    having a blast. But all right, who's the

  • 40:10

    little young kid? Here he was in

  • 40:12

    his element.

  • 40:13

    >> Mhm. here. He was around his peers. So

  • 40:15

    to hear him speak and how he spoke and

  • 40:18

    how he kept talking about the gratitude

  • 40:19

    the gratitude that I have to to he just

  • 40:22

    he just he won me over.

  • 40:24

    >> He seems like a humble dude.

  • 40:26

    >> Yeah.

  • 40:26

    >> Seriously side and he's talented

  • 40:28

    >> or Yeah. the grounded piece. It makes

  • 40:31

    you relatable.

  • 40:32

    >> Yeah.

  • 40:32

    >> You know what I'm saying? So people will

  • 40:33

    start to gravitate towards you if you

  • 40:35

    just had that that that that humbleness

  • 40:37

    and that foundation. You like, "Oh,

  • 40:39

    that's a from around the way. He

  • 40:40

    could just be up there on the stage, but

  • 40:42

    he's somebody that I could relate to

  • 40:43

    even if he wasn't a star or even if he

  • 40:46

    wasn't famous.

  • 40:46

    >> Yeah.

  • 40:47

    >> Also, not to be that guy, but with what

  • 40:52

    one battle at a time, uh, I mean, one

  • 40:55

    battle after another

  • 40:58

    >> was about

  • 41:00

    X where we are in the world.

  • 41:04

    >> She was a little

  • 41:05

    >> It's eerie. It is. It is. That's all I

  • 41:08

    could I haven't finished the movie, but

  • 41:10

    that's where my brain was damn near from

  • 41:12

    the start of the movie. I was like,

  • 41:14

    >> which ties back to CBS

  • 41:17

    being Paramount

  • 41:18

    >> Yeah.

  • 41:19

    >> being Sky Dance

  • 41:21

    being Trump in them, which is why Nicole

  • 41:23

    Glazer again to say

  • 41:25

    >> threw some shots.

  • 41:26

    >> Yeah. y'all. CBS, yada yada. She

  • 41:28

    sent a few shots to CBS.

  • 41:29

    >> She did.

  • 41:30

    >> But then they panned right to Dude, the

  • 41:31

    the rich dude, I forgot his name is. I

  • 41:33

    was like,

  • 41:34

    >> all right.

  • 41:35

    >> So, all of that is I'm just saying it's

  • 41:36

    not lost on And then when I started

  • 41:38

    thinking about that, I started thinking

  • 41:40

    about how all of those people, all of

  • 41:43

    those famous, highprofile, ultra wealthy

  • 41:47

    people, high secret society class of

  • 41:49

    people were in that room and nobody said

  • 41:53

    a word about

  • 41:55

    >> shorty. Uh

  • 41:57

    >> oh yeah, a lot of them had their little

  • 41:58

    pin on.

  • 41:59

    >> You know what happens on her name?

  • 42:00

    Nicole Good. I want to say her name.

  • 42:02

    >> Some people did address it in the um

  • 42:03

    whatchamacallit.

  • 42:05

    Yeah. And the pins to be good pins.

  • 42:07

    >> Yeah.

  • 42:08

    >> And that's that's the thing Mahar was

  • 42:09

    blasting. Did y'all see that?

  • 42:10

    >> I did see that.

  • 42:11

    >> Yeah. Bill on the red carpet asked Bill

  • 42:12

    Maher about what he thought about people

  • 42:14

    wearing the pins. And he was just like

  • 42:15

    basically like this is He

  • 42:16

    didn't say it's but

  • 42:18

    >> yo, something's going on with that.

  • 42:20

    >> He was like he said something to the

  • 42:21

    effect of it's unfortunate what happened

  • 42:23

    to to her, but it wouldn't happen if

  • 42:25

    people weren't act out there acting like

  • 42:26

    thugs. Uh but we're here. We're not here

  • 42:28

    to deal with politics.

  • 42:29

    >> He didn't say it directly, but yeah.

  • 42:30

    >> He didn't use the word thug, but he used

  • 42:31

    another word like thug. something

  • 42:34

    derogatory about the peep the protest.

  • 42:36

    What a what a great used to be so anti

  • 42:39

    what he is today

  • 42:40

    >> like he's made a way to my

  • 42:43

    I was about to what a great way Wanda

  • 42:45

    Sykes just gave address that quick pow

  • 42:48

    >> it was perfect it was

  • 42:50

    >> it was said a lot

  • 42:52

    >> right with so little she was like Bill

  • 42:54

    and Bill Maher you you just give us so

  • 42:57

    much you can give us a little less

  • 42:59

    >> you just give us a little less

  • 43:00

    [laughter]

  • 43:01

    and you can see his face he had a face

  • 43:02

    that Trump had at the correspondent

  • 43:03

    dinner years ago and Obama roasted him

  • 43:04

    like he looked humiliated it was exactly

  • 43:06

    see what you want him to look like.

  • 43:07

    >> Yeah,

  • 43:07

    >> it was great.

  • 43:08

    >> If y'all were super duper stars sitting

  • 43:10

    in that room and the roast started

  • 43:11

    happen to y'all and you knew the camera

  • 43:12

    was headed your way, like how would your

  • 43:14

    roast face be? Like, you think you'd be

  • 43:16

    cool? Smile. Just Yeah,

  • 43:18

    >> it would look

  • 43:21

    [laughter] you laugh.

  • 43:23

    >> This laughs are the

  • 43:25

    >> What?

  • 43:26

    >> He don't want to be embarrassed. It's

  • 43:27

    just smile.

  • 43:28

    >> I don't think it should play itself in

  • 43:29

    that. I just don't think he would laugh.

  • 43:30

    I think I think I think he'd be like,

  • 43:31

    >> "That's your only

  • 43:33

    >> You can't do anything else. You can't do

  • 43:35

    nothing. [laughter] You do two things.

  • 43:36

    You could laugh or you could you could

  • 43:37

    like look dead pad like you above it.

  • 43:39

    >> I don't think I should do that. I don't

  • 43:41

    know. I don't What would you do, Ice?

  • 43:43

    Drink something like I do here.

  • 43:47

    [laughter]

  • 43:50

    >> What? All right.

  • 43:51

    >> Y'all got it.

  • 43:52

    >> Why is that funny? [laughter]

  • 43:54

    >> But wait, you can't do that at the

  • 43:59

    [laughter]

  • 44:01

    >> NO, he would have the Stanley Hill too.

  • 44:03

    the Stanley Cup with a picture of his

  • 44:05

    daughter on it. [laughter] nut

  • 44:09

    >> Superman.

  • 44:12

    >> Oh man.

  • 44:12

    >> Oh my lord.

  • 44:13

    >> The one section was funny where she

  • 44:15

    said, "I hope he's not I hope Ricky wins

  • 44:16

    this cuz if he's not here, I'm going to

  • 44:18

    give it to the uh thank the trans

  • 44:19

    community." That was That was hilarious.

  • 44:22

    That was hilarious.

  • 44:23

    >> That was great. And then he won.

  • 44:26

    >> That was great. He should have been the

  • 44:27

    actually the voice of God guy. He would

  • 44:29

    have been great at that.

  • 44:30

    >> He would have crushed that.

  • 44:31

    >> Yeah. What else? Something else was

  • 44:33

    >> Adolescence swiped all the TV in my

  • 44:36

    opinion. Deservingly so.

  • 44:38

    >> What show?

  • 44:38

    >> Adoles.

  • 44:39

    >> Adolescence.

  • 44:39

    >> Adolescence. Yeah, I don't know that

  • 44:40

    show.

  • 44:41

    >> It was the one about the kid that killed

  • 44:42

    the kid.

  • 44:43

    >> Kid the kid. Remember the

  • 44:44

    >> I saw that show.

  • 44:46

    >> Oh, that was a good show.

  • 44:46

    >> Yeah,

  • 44:47

    >> that was a good show. I did see that

  • 44:48

    show therapist lady. One, the kid won.

  • 44:51

    The uh the dude that be in all the um

  • 44:53

    HBO shows won that created the show. He

  • 44:56

    played he was in um Portal Empire. He

  • 44:58

    played um Al Capone.

  • 44:59

    >> Mhm.

  • 45:00

    >> He's amazing. He's amazing actor.

  • 45:03

    >> I want to see that movie that actually

  • 45:06

    won uh best male actor. Uh what is it?

  • 45:09

    Safe. I don't know. I have a brain fe.

  • 45:11

    >> The the the

  • 45:12

    >> the Brazilian movie.

  • 45:13

    >> Yeah.

  • 45:14

    >> Yeah.

  • 45:15

    >> They're playing Escobar.

  • 45:16

    >> Yeah.

  • 45:16

    >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm interested to watch

  • 45:18

    that. Foreign Films be fire.

  • 45:19

    >> Everybody said that that movie is fire.

  • 45:22

    >> Yeah. For real.

  • 45:22

    >> So I do want I do want to check that

  • 45:24

    out. What else was funny at the Golden

  • 45:26

    Globes? You

  • 45:26

    >> want to get into the podcast awards? I

  • 45:27

    do.

  • 45:29

    [laughter]

  • 45:31

    That pissed me right the off.

  • 45:33

    >> Oh, Parks, you can't let that stuff piss

  • 45:35

    you off, man.

  • 45:38

    >> No, before we get into the podcast

  • 45:40

    awards, I want to talk about I want to

  • 45:42

    talk about uh the lady that went up went

  • 45:45

    up there and won the award and said, uh,

  • 45:48

    I want to shout out my husband. and he

  • 45:50

    couldn't be here tonight because we're

  • 45:52

    we're buying a we're buying a bearded

  • 45:54

    dragon and he's at a reptile convention

  • 45:57

    [laughter] and reptile expo in New

  • 45:59

    Jersey. So, hi babe. [laughter]

  • 46:03

    So, when she said that, I'm like, yo, I

  • 46:06

    can imagine how that conversation went

  • 46:07

    in that house. That's just some dude

  • 46:10

    >> Yeah, that is some real dude.

  • 46:13

    >> So, my I got you.

  • 46:14

    >> I'm going to buy a lizard. the

  • 46:16

    uh convention right now. I need that. So

  • 46:18

    my my question to y'all is when is it

  • 46:20

    okay to get to to not get dude off?

  • 46:24

    Like you wouldn't do that for the Golden

  • 46:25

    Globes

  • 46:25

    >> when your wife is a nominee at the

  • 46:27

    Golden Globe.

  • 46:28

    >> For the Golden Globes, you going you

  • 46:29

    going with your wife? You can't.

  • 46:30

    >> She won a couple of them already.

  • 46:31

    >> But the bearded dragon, what if it's

  • 46:32

    real tough to get like one thing in the

  • 46:37

    Golden Globe?

  • 46:38

    >> Fair point. [laughter]

  • 46:40

    >> She's also probably been to a couple

  • 46:41

    Golden Globes. That's what I'm saying.

  • 46:42

    What's her record? What if he just

  • 46:45

    >> did he think she [laughter] was going to

  • 46:46

    win? Like you got three already,

  • 46:49

    >> right?

  • 46:50

    >> Or if you're 0 and three.

  • 46:53

    >> All right. [laughter] I don't

  • 46:53

    think you're going to win this one.

  • 46:54

    >> Yeah. You ain't going to win that one.

  • 46:56

    Be realistic here, honey.

  • 46:58

    don't want to go with a wife. No

  • 47:01

    way man.

  • 47:02

    >> Not even to the supermarket.

  • 47:04

    >> That is hilarious, man.

  • 47:07

    >> They like, "Yo,

  • 47:08

    >> I love that little that little they're

  • 47:09

    right there. You hear that silence? I

  • 47:12

    love [laughter] that. is when the room

  • 47:14

    collectively recognizes this can go one

  • 47:17

    way, right? [laughter]

  • 47:18

    But we gonna come together in silence

  • 47:21

    and make sure it goes the other way.

  • 47:23

    [laughter]

  • 47:23

    >> I love that. Going places with your girl

  • 47:26

    is like

  • 47:27

    What about uh Josh Allen wife?

  • 47:30

    >> Mr. Game because she was a presenter at

  • 47:31

    the Golden Globe.

  • 47:33

    >> That makes sense to me. I don't know why

  • 47:34

    people's on their ass.

  • 47:35

    >> That makes sense to me. Wait, I'm sorry.

  • 47:36

    Wait,

  • 47:36

    >> that makes sense.

  • 47:36

    >> Hold up.

  • 47:37

    >> I'm trying to understand the story. No,

  • 47:38

    no, I'm not disagreeing necessarily,

  • 47:40

    although I think I am. He missed a

  • 47:42

    professional game. His wife missed his

  • 47:45

    playoff game. His wife missed the

  • 47:47

    playoff game because she was presenting.

  • 47:49

    I thought you said he missed the playoff

  • 47:50

    game to watch her present. That's why I

  • 47:51

    was like, "Get the We not going

  • 47:54

    to compare at a lizard convention

  • 47:56

    [laughter]

  • 47:59

    at the Golden Globes."

  • 48:01

    >> Be one they lizards, man. [laughter]

  • 48:03

    >> Them white boys. Them white boys.

  • 48:05

    >> Hey yo, my if your wife just won

  • 48:06

    an award, y'all got a couple dollars

  • 48:08

    where y'all can order the lizard. N it's

  • 48:12

    a convention. Somebody else might have

  • 48:14

    bought the lizard.

  • 48:14

    >> And I want to pick out my lizard to make

  • 48:16

    sure it's got the right personality for

  • 48:17

    our house.

  • 48:17

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Make sure we make sure we we

  • 48:20

    make sure we buy. You see these bearded

  • 48:22

    DRAGON [laughter]

  • 48:25

    at Petco, man.

  • 48:28

    That's the regular [laughter] one over

  • 48:30

    there. Freeze.

  • 48:31

    >> They have this one over there.

  • 48:32

    >> I should I SHOULD HAVE AT PETCO.

  • 48:33

    >> YOU CAN'T GET that lizard on Farmers

  • 48:35

    Boulevard. You [laughter] got to hide

  • 48:37

    over here, boy. You got TO GO TO

  • 48:40

    the fancy man.

  • 48:41

    >> We want the breed of the well bred the

  • 48:44

    purebred bearded dragon. Not the

  • 48:47

    >> This is direct ancestor from Game

  • 48:49

    of Thrones biotin and this DNA

  • 48:52

    [laughter]

  • 48:53

    >> about

  • 48:55

    what else do we need from the Golden

  • 48:57

    Globes?

  • 48:58

    >> Did we cover everything?

  • 48:59

    >> Uh I mean it was a little you know the

  • 49:01

    internet streets were very excited to

  • 49:02

    see Roxy and Anthony Anderson together

  • 49:05

    hand in hand. Uh it was a lot of talk.

  • 49:07

    They even like the the cameras rolled up

  • 49:09

    on him and asked him, "Are y'all

  • 49:11

    officially dating? Are y'all together or

  • 49:13

    not?"

  • 49:13

    >> You know, Anthony was

  • 49:15

    >> he gave him a great answer. He's like,

  • 49:16

    "Are you two dating?" He was like,

  • 49:17

    "She's my date for tonight."

  • 49:19

    >> He was like,

  • 49:19

    >> "And you and I is think that that was a

  • 49:20

    great answer."

  • 49:21

    >> Yeah.

  • 49:22

    >> I I think I think whatever answer he

  • 49:23

    gives cuz it's nobody's business.

  • 49:25

    >> No, I think his answer was great.

  • 49:26

    >> I mean I mean you can say some wag I

  • 49:28

    thought it was a good answer.

  • 49:29

    >> You open the door for a tough talk.

  • 49:31

    Let's have the Let's have the tough

  • 49:33

    talk. It was a wag. You You out with

  • 49:35

    whoever you out with. Let's say it's

  • 49:37

    somebody you've been dating for a while.

  • 49:38

    TMZ, somebody shove a camera in your

  • 49:41

    face and ask you to explain the

  • 49:43

    situation even though y'all may not may

  • 49:46

    have not agreed on how this should be

  • 49:49

    addressed publicly. That's what I'm

  • 49:50

    saying.

  • 49:50

    >> Yeah. But how long have they been?

  • 49:52

    >> She didn't look happy with his answer,

  • 49:53

    >> man. We had the golden gloves.

  • 49:54

    >> No, no, no. She looked like, "Yo, I

  • 49:56

    really want y'all out my face."

  • 49:57

    >> Yeah. She look unhappy with

  • 49:58

    >> She looked like, "Yo, get out my face."

  • 49:59

    And the rumors have been out that

  • 50:01

    they've been dating for a while now.

  • 50:03

    So now when I'm walking in the Golden

  • 50:04

    Globes with my date, so to give the Cuz

  • 50:07

    you already been in entertainment for

  • 50:09

    they all have been in entertainment for

  • 50:10

    25 years. You know where this is going

  • 50:12

    to go. If you say some left or right

  • 50:16

    So if he said, "Nah, we're not

  • 50:17

    dating." Or if he said, "Yeah, we are

  • 50:18

    dating officially, it's going to be

  • 50:20

    plastered over all that You don't

  • 50:22

    want nobody in your business." He said,

  • 50:23

    "Yo, she's my date for the night."

  • 50:25

    That's a perfectly politically correct

  • 50:27

    answer. I think if we know the rumors

  • 50:30

    been out there,

  • 50:30

    >> we go into the Golden Globes,

  • 50:33

    >> maybe we have a conversation, yo, we're

  • 50:36

    going to get asked

  • 50:38

    >> what you want to do, how how if or or

  • 50:41

    don't get mad at this answer.

  • 50:42

    >> I mean, this could be their collective

  • 50:44

    response. Well, it's only me saying she

  • 50:45

    might have been mad.

  • 50:47

    >> Her face was tight as

  • 50:47

    >> hell. I mean I mean if I'm going by the

  • 50:51

    video

  • 50:52

    >> when when it when a reporter walked up

  • 50:54

    on them, they was like like if you read

  • 50:56

    her body language was like, "Oh, get the

  • 50:58

    away from you know what I'm

  • 50:59

    saying?"

  • 50:59

    >> Oh, but you don't think to expect that

  • 51:01

    at the I'm talking about this Wayne

  • 51:03

    catch you walking out of a restaurant.

  • 51:05

    >> Y'all red carpeting at the Golden Globe.

  • 51:07

    >> It wasn't on the carpet. It was on the

  • 51:08

    street

  • 51:09

    >> at the Golden Globes. Still, this is

  • 51:10

    where all the paparazzi is. All the

  • 51:12

    celebrities here, all surrounding blocks

  • 51:14

    are involved.

  • 51:14

    >> You get what I'm saying?

  • 51:15

    >> At the Golden Globes,

  • 51:16

    >> if we walking hand in or we together at

  • 51:18

    the Golden Globes and there's rumors

  • 51:19

    about us, somebody's going to ask.

  • 51:21

    >> Well, let me ask you what would be a

  • 51:22

    better answer.

  • 51:23

    >> Yeah, that might have been their their

  • 51:24

    collective answer. I think it was.

  • 51:26

    >> I'm just talking I was talking to the

  • 51:27

    her being mad at the answer part.

  • 51:29

    >> I could I didn't I didn't read her body

  • 51:31

    language. I wasn't paying attention. I

  • 51:32

    was more paying attention to what he was

  • 51:33

    saying than how she looked. So, I could

  • 51:35

    I might have missed it.

  • 51:36

    >> But I just assume that knowing both of

  • 51:38

    them and I know her much better. I know

  • 51:40

    him, but like

  • 51:42

    like you said, they've been in the

  • 51:43

    business a long time.

  • 51:44

    >> They thought about this. They talked

  • 51:46

    about what they're going to do when

  • 51:47

    asked, and I feel like this was the

  • 51:48

    answer they agreed on. This is the

  • 51:49

    approach they That's just my guess. I

  • 51:51

    don't know nothing.

  • 51:51

    >> That's what I would think.

  • 51:52

    >> So, I'm like, it's just a question

  • 51:53

    whether we like it or not.

  • 51:55

    >> Well, you guys have twisted my arm. I

  • 51:57

    see it your way now.

  • 52:00

    >> Great, great answer. It was a great

  • 52:02

    answer.

  • 52:02

    >> Joe, when you when you when you know,

  • 52:04

    >> that's the best way to say that's the

  • 52:06

    best way of saying mind your business.

  • 52:07

    >> Roxy is a G. I forgot. I forgot that I

  • 52:09

    know you

  • 52:10

    >> Yeah, you [laughter]

  • 52:13

    >> No, I'm just saying like

  • 52:14

    >> I be forgetting I know some of these

  • 52:15

    dude. Roxy's a G. No, she wasn't

  • 52:17

    mad at that.

  • 52:17

    >> That's what I'm saying.

  • 52:18

    >> Let's not be stupid. I'm sorry. I take

  • 52:20

    it back. All right. I was fighting.

  • 52:21

    >> Joe, when did you first did you have a

  • 52:24

    moment where you were dating and not

  • 52:26

    saying it? Like do you did you do you

  • 52:27

    have that moment where you strategized?

  • 52:29

    >> Good. I'm [laughter]

  • 52:31

    you good. Allergies.

  • 52:32

    >> It ain't it ain't a

  • 52:35

    >> Now look at you. [laughter]

  • 52:38

    Now, what what you think, Mark? I'm

  • 52:39

    sorry. Rudely interrupted by the New

  • 52:41

    York boys.

  • 52:41

    >> Yeah. Why don't you pick up ice?

  • 52:43

    >> No, no, no. Go ahead, please.

  • 52:44

    >> You want me to answer [laughter] for

  • 52:45

    you?

  • 52:45

    >> I want to hear him laugh first.

  • 52:48

    >> Really? That's why I was going to let

  • 52:49

    you finish.

  • 52:51

    >> What's the question? [laughter] See, I

  • 52:53

    got to wait for me to run the play like

  • 52:55

    wait for the screen. You know what I'm

  • 52:56

    saying?

  • 52:57

    Um, so have you been in how have you

  • 53:00

    navigated that where you're in a

  • 53:01

    relationship and you haven't quite told

  • 53:03

    the public or you have or do you have a

  • 53:05

    period where you're thinking about like

  • 53:06

    how do I tell the public or how do I

  • 53:07

    reveal these kinds of things?

  • 53:08

    >> Mark, [laughter]

  • 53:10

    you're not as good as you think.

  • 53:11

    >> I hear it. I can hear the

  • 53:14

    >> There's no It was a sincere

  • 53:15

    question. Started laughing.

  • 53:16

    >> No, I've never never been in no

  • 53:18

    situation like that. I was never hiding

  • 53:20

    something or

  • 53:21

    >> Cuz you had a criticism, so I thought

  • 53:22

    maybe you had a better approach.

  • 53:23

    >> No, no, no, no. I didn't have a

  • 53:24

    criticism, man. And I definitely didn't

  • 53:25

    have no better approach.

  • 53:28

    [laughter]

  • 53:29

    Never mind. I can't I can't have fun

  • 53:31

    with this. It's one of the moments. It's

  • 53:33

    one of the moments.

  • 53:34

    >> Yeah. [laughter] I can't I can't have

  • 53:35

    fun with this.

  • 53:37

    >> But listen, you can't say that to me. I

  • 53:38

    was one of the only ever public

  • 53:40

    in a time where was hiding their

  • 53:41

    girlfriends in in basement and glove

  • 53:43

    compartment. You was

  • 53:45

    >> Nobody was outside uh in the 2000s

  • 53:48

    saying, "Hey, this is my lady." That

  • 53:50

    wasn't happening.

  • 53:51

    >> That's a good point.

  • 53:51

    >> Different time today. [laughter] Why is

  • 53:53

    it different now? Why are people so

  • 53:54

    quick to do it now?

  • 53:55

    >> Social media.

  • 53:56

    >> It's just social media.

  • 53:57

    >> Social media.

  • 53:58

    >> What it comes with?

  • 53:58

    >> It's social media. I think that uh

  • 54:02

    be mean on social media

  • 54:05

    and you kind of don't want that

  • 54:06

    >> That's a fact.

  • 54:07

    >> Coming in the direction of your family.

  • 54:08

    Not just that. I think for the

  • 54:10

    superstars and the celebrities, they

  • 54:12

    break up so much. You know what I mean?

  • 54:13

    Like they're in a new relationship every

  • 54:15

    six months. And so now somebody

  • 54:17

    got a camera in your face again and

  • 54:18

    again and again and again. You just

  • 54:20

    don't want that uh uh invading your

  • 54:22

    personal space.

  • 54:23

    >> Yeah. And there's a lot of judgment that

  • 54:24

    comes with the breakup and all that

  • 54:25

    other too. Yeah, I get that.

  • 54:28

    >> And don't want to serve their

  • 54:29

    partner up to the vultures and the

  • 54:31

    wolves. [laughter]

  • 54:33

    >> And the most important part.

  • 54:36

    >> No, I see. I think it's opposite because

  • 54:38

    with social media, she's serving herself

  • 54:40

    up to the wolves.

  • 54:41

    >> So trying to Okay.

  • 54:43

    >> Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

  • 54:46

    >> I mean, they go hand in hand.

  • 54:47

    >> No, they don't go hand in hand. She can

  • 54:48

    serve herself up. She can serve herself

  • 54:50

    up.

  • 54:52

    >> It's not the same as a dude serving it

  • 54:53

    up.

  • 54:53

    >> No, I think the insecure don't

  • 54:55

    want her to be outside getting served

  • 54:57

    up. That's what I was talking about. By

  • 54:58

    herself.

  • 54:59

    >> Wait, but claiming her makes it less

  • 55:00

    likely that she'll get served up or more

  • 55:01

    likely?

  • 55:02

    >> More likely.

  • 55:04

    >> Absolutely.

  • 55:05

    >> Okay. So, she's serving herself up to

  • 55:07

    her 8,600 followers

  • 55:08

    >> and that 86 and stay here. That 86 will

  • 55:12

    turn to [laughter] 286,000

  • 55:14

    damn near in a month.

  • 55:15

    >> Oh, she got a link tree up.

  • 55:18

    That follows [laughter]

  • 55:20

    you searching hard.

  • 55:24

    >> I don't want to go deep. [laughter]

  • 55:27

    I said I'm

  • 55:32

    >> I got $10

  • 55:35

    [laughter]

  • 55:37

    >> with a W.

  • 55:39

    P that supply thing [laughter]

  • 55:43

    to piss me off like a a great

  • 55:46

    looking YouTuber. Girl, you hit the link

  • 55:48

    trees. You got all YouTube, my other

  • 55:50

    YouTube, my Snapchat.

  • 55:53

    [laughter]

  • 55:55

    >> I'll give you enough money TO GET

  • 55:56

    WHATEVER YOU WANT OFF [laughter] YOUR

  • 55:58

    WISH LIST.

  • 56:01

    >> You knock that whole out after one

  • 56:03

    last [laughter] hilarious.

  • 56:06

    You bring the ginger to a boy, you old

  • 56:08

    [laughter]

  • 56:12

    >> Here's my art. I paint

  • 56:14

    it.

  • 56:16

    >> Do it. [laughter]

  • 56:19

    >> We ain't

  • 56:21

    He said, "Do it." [laughter]

  • 56:24

    >> But that ain't This thought is not why I

  • 56:27

    know I'm not It's It's my next

  • 56:28

    thought sometimes, which is I'mma wait

  • 56:31

    till the game turn out. [laughter]

  • 56:33

    Oh Yo, I'mma wait this out.

  • 56:36

    >> You can see it. You can see the rapper.

  • 56:38

    [laughter]

  • 56:39

    >> The rapper and you can see it.

  • 56:42

    >> Oh

  • 56:44

    >> That's funny.

  • 56:46

    >> You can only take one.

  • 56:47

    >> You see her? You can see she got the she

  • 56:49

    got the sign.

  • 56:49

    >> She got the edge.

  • 56:50

    >> You be like, you know what?

  • 56:53

    >> Such a watch to it.

  • 56:54

    >> Hey yo, I'll come back.

  • 56:56

    >> And three or four key get you.

  • 56:58

    >> It's over forever. This is the most

  • 57:01

    that's

  • 57:03

    not right to think that.

  • 57:04

    >> It's not okay to think that. But it work

  • 57:06

    like work like clockwork. [laughter]

  • 57:09

    >> You be like

  • 57:09

    >> then you got to wait for the other

  • 57:11

    phase.

  • 57:12

    No nipples. Oh, sorry. All right.

  • 57:14

    [laughter]

  • 57:16

    >> All right.

  • 57:16

    >> You got so far you like 6 months. Then

  • 57:20

    when the money

  • 57:21

    >> when the [laughter] money start to come

  • 57:23

    >> Oh, that's what they want.

  • 57:25

    >> They start with the side shop.

  • 57:26

    [laughter]

  • 57:28

    >> Yeah. Boo.

  • 57:29

    >> Nah. Shorty went from a Michael Kors to

  • 57:31

    a rolly.

  • 57:33

    [laughter]

  • 57:36

    >> What?

  • 57:37

    >> No, we ain't

  • 57:39

    >> Yeah. Stop [laughter]

  • 57:40

    two date.

  • 57:41

    >> It's not nice, y'all. Let it go.

  • 57:44

    >> Oh man,

  • 57:45

    >> we all been there to watch. [laughter]

  • 57:47

    Just chill.

  • 57:48

    >> Oh my god. Y

  • 57:50

    >> y'all are dumb.

  • 57:52

    >> Little progression.

  • 57:53

    >> I know I'd be up too early. I'd be

  • 57:54

    talking back to the tech

  • 57:55

    companies that run the Only Fans girl

  • 57:57

    Facebook page.

  • 57:58

    >> [laughter]

  • 57:59

    >> But in my head, no not like cuz every

  • 58:02

    day around the same time as soon as you

  • 58:04

    wake up think I still got the online

  • 58:05

    now. Soon as soon as you go in there to

  • 58:07

    send your message soon as you wake up

  • 58:08

    they say send your message. Oh daddy I

  • 58:11

    am dying to show you this like girl

  • 58:14

    every morning you dying to show me. Get

  • 58:15

    out [laughter]

  • 58:16

    get

  • 58:18

    >> soon as you wake up you cut the o

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