9

alright ladies and gentlemen we don't

know something like that 9 or 10 I'll

name this podcast later with my unone derful Koha even want to call UCO's

Thank You Marty the body now don't know

we have a good back story on my own why your name is Marty oh that didn't like well let me tell the people through the

new listeners that may be listening Marty the body is called Monty the body because why are you call mati the Banu

and Maul just randomly started calling me that when I used to live with you guys in 2011 oh because of your lack of

body it's really like a sarcastic thing right but she doesn't treat it that way like

she ever she does like what she just did like like she like don't call me that

I'm just gonna I'm gonna own it all right so I need to think of a new name like to piss you off and we have Rory is here for the Asian

demographic some strange reason we're

didn't add anything fun I really don't you just I'm happy when he's here though yes somebody who knows music

yeah first of all I tried to hang out with Marissa on Saturday like we easily gave me the runner-up I did oh wait well

let's get it why do we think now Joey instead well I do and it wasn't really hang out with you you left really early

[ __ ] no I was really tired but I do want to ask everybody other weekend was we just thought with you Marissa in case

some whole [ __ ] happened I went to church I was reflecting I planned my goals for the week um you went to church

Sunday yeah which was you go to UM live in Baptist Church in Neptune okay so Neptune is far like the trip

yeah it's my best friend's parents on that church so just had to drop some

white people stunt action actually they're black and we do it well you're white okay like I went because my best

friend's parents owned Neptune the color

blue yeah I had here RIT with a church yeah I went to church um that's really

it I don't really do much this weekend just did some spend some alone time went on a hike what are you like reflecting I

don't know yeah what are you trying to find yourself and well every few weeks I just kind of like to get my goals back in line and make sure that I'm on the right path and

I'm doing everything right for work and do you know how destructive someone's life has to be for them to need to

realign their goals every few weeks well they're all short term goals stuff

for my site every month it like projections for my site goals for the site number site stats numbers those

kind of things how many editorials I wanted to write a week she liked that well are your goals back

in line I'm doing in a very good space right now actually all right how's your cell loose have celibacy going pretty

great two months and Counting alright great thank you to moms

yeah hey we got to start somewhere huh I feel like you were more fun though oh it's more fun to crack on you and get

you in trouble when you weren't celibate you know I like that I can't get along well you can get in trouble if I attempt

to get you in trouble person at your phone like this alright it's locked yep it's locked and cracked Oh fix your

phone anyway Oh Rory hello how was your weekend I had a lovely weekend Friday we

went to Long Island it's a farming that was it o-o I went oh yeah I was a

farming bill yeah farming bill and no that's my weekend well I was there yeah

you were there farmer name was fun and we went to a diner we all decided that you steal everyone's [ __ ] which is

totally not true by the way they had some pretty strong points yeah they didn't they were just showing out in front of being Oh baby

yes unlike you two or fucking's wait let

me just tell it to people summer so listen so more every time we do a podcast and we talked about Marissa's

love life she gets in trouble you do not it happened one and a half times it happened at least the Rito every we've

only talked about two people hmm okay now we've talked about way more people but the one it wasn't even in trouble

someone just mullings no and then the other was just like you know what I can't be a part of this and then he was back the next week so it was nothing no

it's trouble no so you get in trouble every time we talk about your they feel any type of way every time okay that's

called trouble fine you have to care about how the other person is feeling if it affects your life didn't it did

affect your life call me call me in a panic you send me screenshots you said

Rory screenshot so I mean so so so

Marissa is pretty pretty afraid to speak on anyone else know that is in her life

because of the tension that's what

happened it's okay yeah but I first of all didn't cry at all and second of all I'm not good to talk about anything or

anyone I think you are a little bit actually a lot of it okay I think so and

Rory on his [ __ ] first appearance that was your first appearance right

yeah two podcasts ago his first appearance when he was talking about his

weekend or Marisa released drives to Stoneham is what happened you did but

that's after Marisa had already opened the doors you talked about Rory bringing a girl with him in the club now

apparently Rory was not supposed to be in the club with a girl that night

because he had curved someone else or lied to them and said he was going to a funeral some [ __ ] this is all

and was my podcast here were told some

girl he was going to a funeral and then he was in the club midnight and yeah Friday yes some young thug died they had

a really late funeral gang finger and I never when that guy lied to me and said his friend got shot [ __ ] money in

college this kid faked his own death to get away from this chick that was living next door to me in the dorms it's like

the whole college was crying for a whole weekend they were doing a ceremony cuz he got murdered in Atlantic City Monday

morning shows up to class swag that might have been the dopest curve I've

ever witnessed in my entire life yeah mine was pretty bad though I mean not hit that was pretty epic but when I got

home I was so pissed and then Joey tweeted him he was like anyway those

like five years ago

I'm not my booze I don't need my name connected to that no so what do you need

your name connect not well the same desperately trying to get your name attached to it no I'll just recanting a

funny moment I know one had to say names oh I'm sorry I'm thinking of in front of the fish spot well I'm confusing to different people well I was gonna say

names just because I love to make things awkward yeah you did what that was

yesterday it wasn't even a bail oh all right so anyway I'm off you interrupted

[ __ ] Rory's true story Rory's friend died he told her euros going to a funeral Rory then was in the club with the girl

with the stripper outfit Rory came to the podcast Marissa snitch cuz she's not a real ass they open the

door I don't even mention Rory being there you said it yes everyone was there and then he

walked in with a girl it was no no we got played a minute you know we can play it back cuz I said Rory was there

and then you said oh yeah mine was Dan with the girl yeah you did that I listened to it multiple times and you

did that you snitch so then I continued to snitch but then I said allegedly told wasn't really snitch but anyway so so

Rory's really afraid for his life right now terrified because but see this is what I don't understand

mati the body hmm are you single I'm very single Oh Rory mcnaught II

totally rhyme though but it kind of does I kind of like it don't question my roadie okay sorry Rory mcnaught II yeah

are you single I have no idea at this point that's fun

I'm gonna go move my taxes it today so there's nothing you can say they can really ruin much oh good oh you got money back yeah at least 20 wrecks you

better own 20 no I need 2400 break four or five you

can't say your taxes came back and it's they broke by anyway not $15 but so how

do people get in this situation where they don't where they're unsure of their relationship status if I had the answer

to that question I wouldn't be in this predicament well I'm trying to figure out how you got in the predicament I'm

not quite sure what the [ __ ] I'm sure

you know be a man no I just wanna be a [ __ ] and it's and beef and get some

whoo there so we can't even talk to Rory about his situation [ __ ] no I can talk

about that my demise and how I think I've reached this port from 14 years old

is what the same girl from the club that night no this is the one that I lied to that you [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] he's got no face is red right

now that's my natural complexion no it's nice your holes you like [ __ ] red right like bright beet red freezing I'm

cold that's gotta be one of the only bad things about being white because no

[ __ ] face that's right well anyway so since these two are Beecher's burgers my

weekend was amazing uh when I went to Farmingdale for gig went in there a tad

bit hood but that was good to see a lot of love in there a lot of fans a lot of support a lot of a lot of attractive

women that none of the people that I came with bother to speak to at all I

don't really understand the beautiful women in that place yes when I say a

bunch I mean I saw more than five okay

how come no one invited me I wasn't doing anything you were at church and

nipson I was under church on Sundays whether the day that you came to hang out with me Saturday day like to run the

day oh okay so you lied a beautiful woman in there that none of my friends bothered to speak to I don't know and to

my friend I don't like I don't understand these guys I don't get it was

Johnny there and and right guy um johnny was there uh ryan was not Johnny was

speaking of girl because johnny has gun play so he shoots at everything yeah he's a nice look very personable yeah

yeah he is so he was your but other than that my friends are really weak so we did that uh they was there

shoutout to bay bay was there CI it seemed unlike youtube bombs mm-hmm I

have new problem discussing uh Bay's

that potential Bay's could be listening and I don't know why women listen to this podcast well no I let me rephrase

that I don't know why the women that I speak to every word but they shouldn't

they should they should get something better to do they don't they know me in real life like text me or call me if you

want to [ __ ] hear me talk don't you're tellin ya but it can call me it's a lose bag and then I would have to hmm

and anyway to let the listeners know Bay is a term that amongst my friends is

used very loosely extremely it's almost oh they didn't look too loose in the

diner though you seem pretty cozy Oh snitchin mm-hmm look at Retton

[ __ ] red man red man's got some things to say well I was cozy because

I've been in diners for over 20 years I'm very comfortable inside of diners

look I got this guy so we were in a

diner and I was comfortable ordering my food and we had like 20 people and Bay

was there and then Saturday what happened what happened Saturday came over you guys were watching golf that

was really great all the Masters yeah and then we went and then we went to get

some hats I went to cap city so all right so all of us had a really uneventful weekend yeah basically

asically where what did you do Saturday night I didn't do anything what would

you do Sunday nothing that I work I was asleep setting it were you sleep

Saturday night yes that was people sleep every night at home yes alone yes you're

lying maybe my phone is broke why I know the text that I got I remember saying

I'm home in bed alone oh wait Saturday you like went to the literation

yeah that was any streets during the day I saw her in the streets and didn't speak to any women nope none at all

and didn't meet anyone new nope and sleep with them nope and without a condom was in general

but not that night all right so you guys are no fun to speak to so what's going on so what are we talking about now

everyone is all in all and everyone has their panties in a bunch this morning

because Rihanna did some coke yeah but then she posted another video no please

please she posted on Instagram and to clarify that it was sucking weed well words to

try to clarify it was weed did you see the first video I did I really couldn't call a dude goes and I

saw the white thing a pop star doing coke isn't really news yeah it's really not shocking either way but I would like

to think in my or hope rather in my heart of hearts that it was just so you

guys did see a video and did see some white substance I didn't see the way since I saw the

straw the white straw okay when I first saw it I thought she was taking tobacco

out of a cigarette to put into a blunt that's what I originally thought for the record I know nothing about doing

cocaine or how it goes one night on it okay have you ever smoked weed no I guess yes one first all right did you

ever use a straw too smoky no I just smoked out of a blunt but it wasn't smoking it at that point in look as she was preparing it did you ever do

anything with the strong regarding wheat um those cigarette with a straw but

they're not white so no no anyway I'm with Rory on this um so in the event

that she was [ __ ] getting high out of her [ __ ] brain on coke like so what I

don't think I don't really think this is shocking or surprising I don't know anyone should be surprised by this now

in the event that she was doing it because this is uh allegedly of course

she's probably a big enough super mega star to probably not want to broadcast

it because kids look up to her right I will say that it's also illegal there's

that Oh but so was marijuana and much

different legal scale they're getting caught with coke and getting cold marijuana you're not gonna get the same

result because they're different charges yeah because they're different levels of

you you could get a ticket for weed it's okay it's a broadcast that you smoke weed

but I guess that you carry coca yourself right now how's he met he said and it's illegal so

then I named something else that's illegal and he's saying that's okay I mean the degree of it jaywalking is

illegal murder is illegal two different scales of illegal things here so are you

saying that it's okay to do one thing illegal and not okay to do something else that's no I'm saying it would not

prove her to broadcast that she does a drug of that caliber is what I'm

suggesting well you said because it's illegal at a much higher rate than marital give this

[ __ ] any marijuana it's not even removing I go merrily nine marijuana is illegal it's legal in some states I love

young people yeah what the [ __ ] are they talking about [ __ ] you just me I want to fuse that

what you're confused about you just wants to be right and prove the point that he's just saying everything these

are both illegal acts no and were easy we can agree with you that yes they're

both illegal but it is not illegal to smoke weed in some places a and B it's

not an offense that's going to when I think yeah when I said I don't think this conversation at that juncture was

me saying because she's a huge [ __ ] mega pop star it's probably not the

brightest idea for her to broadcast this because she has millions of kids that look up to her right Rory interjected

and said it's also illegal mm-hmm to me that I took that as she shouldn't

broadcast it because it's illegal then he goes on to say oh but who cares if

she smokes weed and broadcast that because it's a different level of legal all y'all not seeing my point yeah so if

his argument is it's illegal then that shouldn't change it should be it's

illegal well maybe I think you were trying to say it in a way that we did

illegal it I get to you guys it's trendy and it's cool you can go to jail for weed in most instances

you will not get a ticket if you are out in the streets smoking a blunt that is not true in New York City and I

challenge either one of you to go and try it a ticket I promise you they are

different charges so they carry different they carry different consequences of course but illegal was

illegal can't what I'm saying so now what are you two young people not getting about what I'm saying I know I got it so now

that we have established that and ladies

and gentlemen this is a Java code abate that goes on quite often what's the job to be that what we can cope no just let

me do try to make me out to you know just the way that you debate where I see where Rory's point was kind of not

exactly what you were saying but then you just wanted to be right with the whole it oh I get it no timeout time I have a problem with

that too I don't want to be right if Rory is right then great he's right

oh here's okay it is illegal now sure that was my point so how do I want to be

right for saying that we and Cole because I don't think Rory was verbalizing what you meant to say don't

say I'm Jung wants to be right thank you pain is much more of a negative

connotation and being illegal you'll do it's just it's just more consequences to

cocaine up off Cory and Brody out of

your [ __ ] chiming in like hello am i fighting your battle man has bowed out of this conversation

I just wait what Cory this is digging a hole basically you want to say to this more socially acceptable I get it but

saying that with whatever you were saying you went down a wrong road I've

debated with Joe enough to know when to just shut up and just let him think he's right yeah that's my best apartment I'm having

a hard time you know our young people that like closed-minded so y'all would

rather say let's let Joe think he's right meaning I'm say I articulated my

point wrong and that's not what I meant because I just recapped exactly what was

said and still we ended Joe wants to go right yeah are you in skills will make

someone question their own first name a time so I don't even want to so so it

makes it up so you guys feel better just believing that I want to be right about everything alright so we'll roll with

that whatever works for you [ __ ] guys all right just shut up everyone so Dan I

was going somewhere oh this is what I thought was pretty interesting um with this whole alleged coke thing

now everyone is a connoisseur on Twitter everywhere there's a coke connoisseur of

course and it's really okay to do coke now I see a million people saying oh

just a little coke yeah what up oh but when I'm the cocaine oh it's just

interesting to me how when people when it's someone that people will Cape for everything is okay and we like Rihanna

better than you I think that's what it is well I like Rihanna better than me better than you

good and you we all like Rihanna better than everyone at this table I wouldn't

[ __ ] her though huh okay well but I love her she's too skinny for you now yeah that's the only

reason yeah but she has great sex appeal her Rihanna sex appeal is is through the

[ __ ] roof I would love to be best friends with her you would [ __ ] her perhaps no no not proms if you [ __ ]

that ugly girl in your threesome when you had well she wouldn't that specific

person to ask her to [ __ ] really and oh yeah and if Rihanna offered you some

coke allegedly no I would never my like

I've never even taken a pill because I am scared I'm gonna be that [ __ ] dumbass [ __ ] on the news that took

their first EP land died that night look I'm Skye's never taken okay for you to be the dumbass [ __ ] as long as

you're not no I'm just too scared to [ __ ] die on any drug I barely do we

because I hate the way that [ __ ] makes me feel all paranoid you get [ __ ] pissy drunk I know that's cool destro

that's cool drinking is one thing oh you know Rob that's gonna alter [ __ ] and

like chemicals and the drinks don't have chemicals and they don't alter [ __ ] I

think we're coming back into the same conversation call is legal

why are you making me feel atari argument i'm happy to do a something

that's allowed I'm gonna drink I'm gonna drink in moderation and I'm not gonna [ __ ] do illegal [ __ ] pills and

[ __ ] oh you've never done a Molly I've never done a Molly I've never won wait wait time up to your knowledge no pretty

there was one time this summer no one put it in my drink and I cuz I was throwing up for five hours off of wondering yeah what's up core hey

Marissa I just want to ask you does alcohol kill people yeah I was alcohol

once the legal in this country yeah when prohibition back in like a bajillion the 1800s do you know do you know why it's

okay and wheat is not illegal in this country because the best weed and coke

is not here that's why I'm gone so so you don't feel like you'll be the

dumbass [ __ ] the we're gonna drink the wrong mix and end up dead but you are afraid to pop a pill because you may be

the dumb ass [ __ ] to end up they may recommend potty improperly and kill me

the world is pretty obsessed with a people who are mentally challenged today

here's some backstory I walk in to do the podcast Rick Marissa says yeah yeah

homegirl asked about you I say who might homegirl be know what she says let's

give her a shot again these nuts daddy

that's not how that works you have to say DS I know they say DS who know mean

that's going around and going wait so I look at Marissa as if she is five years

old like she is number one number two I'm like in some type of shock because I

am 34 years old and these nuts was funny when I was in junior high school and so

we're talking about 93 92 94 even I was

in high school but 94 but still it was funny back then I don't understand how it deeds and she

laughed hysterically for a long time she was the only person laughing I didn't understand how in 2015 I was getting hit

with a Deez Nuts joke and someone was really laughing hard about it so she goes on to say because because I be

wanting to know people's the thought process behind people's actions and Marisa who is mentally challenged says

well yeah because that's the highest form of disrespect to them to call you one of them but oh so Marisa says that's

the best Amin going around on Instagram so then I mean an even more shocked that her life is dictated by [ __ ]

hilarious hilarious so your life is dictated by the memes in

the now looking at memes alright so no we're saying the same thing no we're not my life is not

dictated by it I looked at some moments of your life is dictated by good when that moment was dictated by there we go

and it was funny to you because it was floating around on Instagram a lot of people a lot of people weren't present

so I'm dealing with you um so it's funny to you because it was floating around on Instagram mm-hmm okay so let's say

nevermind so yeah I was confused about that and then she lets me know that homeboy with all the teeth in his mouth

the guy that uh said he ain't got no holes like that's what he says right I guess yeah that's just holding on hold

or I got to hold of one another I don't know because I'm like too much or to keep up with that type of stuff

but he did is video he did a video and a

girl hit me over the weekend some girl have [ __ ] last year who's that who's who sells [ __ ] on even speak to her um

text me over the weekend yo she already asked me about you and I said who might

that be and she said Deez Nuts and I said yo you really need more hobbies and she said ha ha ha and then I never hit

her again oh so this is going around apparently because this guy who is a bit mentally

challenged is doing it so now we have him we have homeboy what's the other the

other slower guy who has a song I didn't even know

birds yeah they like made his catchphrase into a song so that's not his song no it is his

he did it he did the song when his home way that sings all right so he did do us all right he did do a song yeah okay he

has a song people are obsessed with this guy - yes they are he's hosting clubs and doing [ __ ] out here yeah apparently

he was in a club in New York City no and I got that from ish because ish wanted

to talk to this big titty [ __ ] who was in the club and he was also in the club but whatever oh that's neither here nor there um why

are you obsessed with these people Merson I'm certainly an amazing man oh that's a weird question I liked his meme

I have no idea what they do I don't know no it went what it delve much deeper than you liking his mean you saw his

meme and then you reenacted it in real life almost people yes oh you didn't just

like a meme you're running around doing a Deez Nuts joke 2015 great and a lot of

people are running around doing these so you're a follower sure let me be one why

are you okay with that because it's a funny [ __ ] joke and I enjoy it oh no I'm often - Joe come on more on you

being a follower and why you why are you alright because I'm not gonna sit here and debate you with that because I did a

joke that's funny right now oh let you win again oh you just asked are you guys are no fun

there's no movers is escaping debates alright what else happened what else happened what else happened what else happened what else happening with us

Coachella Chella Coachella happen yes um and I know absolutely nothing about Oh

have you ever been how the yeah been to one alone always I um I don't really

enjoy the festival I hate festivals I guess service is trash it's too crowded

it's cold it's a mess if you're not a super famous celebrity that has access to every single thing it's a very

unendorsed like sitting in fields with people that are on drugs and just

watching a bunch of [ __ ] and being standing I get that these are festivals

have commercialized today for sure so

now everybody wants to be every [ __ ] Festival Coachella South

by what's the artsy [ __ ] in Miami that they do all choose another one but

that's not what I was doing our best art bears all like art bezel a festival it's

just like a weekend ya know like a yeah it's a lot of fun but it's not like a

music festival Lollapalooza like all of

these are events that people who could really give two shits about and in our

bands and that started with jay-z jay-z did that she's a pretty powerful guy but um well no but what he made it popular

in the urban home um yeah so now you

have a whole bunch of people who can give a [ __ ] about these events just showing up at these events to be seen to

be seen yeah to be cool to be trendy to be in followers like Marty the body but

whatever um yes I'm not into all of that but Sunday night I get in the house from

wherever I was I don't remember where it was fun day night but I I get announced at about 2:00 a.m. and I go on Twitter

I'm not tweeting just lurking I'm on I'm on a Twitter vacation I'm not tweeting anything but I guess I have to tweet

this link out okay yeah that's gonna be the end of my vacation [ __ ] oh but anyway so I go on Twitter and everybody

is talking about Drake so then in my head I say okay Drake must be on TV

that's odd that an award show was on at 1:00 in the morning and my dumb ass turns to Channel five

seven and then four and then two and I say there's no awards show on right now

why is everyone talking about Drake and then it hit me okay bong Coachella

apparently there was a live stream I didn't think there would be but there wasn't originally it was said there

wouldn't be one yeah yeah which is why I was confused how all these people sing what's happening but there was a live stream that was function functional and

people were looking at it and Drake brings me down out and they kissed yep

now that wasn't shocking to me because I've been watching Madonna kiss people on stage

all of my life Frank since vogue and I was like 8 when vote was out 10 maybe

somewhere around here so that wasn't news to me I'm actually shocked that this is this

something that she has done all of my life that was interesting to me but down

his arm I can't put any way outside of that so did you guys see the video I did

drink did not saw the link I didn't click it yeah it was uh

yeah he looked on less than plain very disgusted but he says that it was

because of the lip gloss I know I know I know I know we were getting into that can you net do a head do my big reveal

just cuz you the blogger I know you did

a it's too late now see model go and get into it what do you say that it was a lip gloss I only know what he said

because it was on all right I just get on with it yeah he just said that it was

the lip gloss that kind of like threw him off and he wasn't expecting that and but he's you know making a mistake

he's a hundred for life that Madonna kissed him yes very happy that's what he said mm-hm now do you believe it I need to honestly

why do you believe it I don't get I think that regardless whether he was

disgusted by the kiss or not that he wouldn't have meant to let it read on his face just Drake being a person who

he is actor that he is Madonna being who she is and it was literal Ajith Amelie just a reaction to like okay well let's do

let's do a CSI crime scene investigation on what occurred he wouldn't have been

disgusted at the kiss because clearly the click the kiss was plant although

allegedly it wasn't but I know I'm just saying what they said the kiss was planned he's sitting in a

chair there's a break in the performance she's dancing over him hovering being

the sexy grandma a GILF she moves her hand his head is back this is

orchestrated this is plan so he wouldn't have been he wouldn't have been disgusted at the fact that Madonna was

kissing him that's number one number two do you think that Drake is a

novice when it comes to kissing women with lip gloss on right that's right

well you're clearly worn because you just said did you believe that bum ass story yeah but I just don't know that

now so now that we're seeing this well you you said you believe it now you're

changing attack no I you did say you boy no he's kissed a lot but I just think that maybe you I don't

know you know now I'm not right so back to my question do you think the Drake is a novice when it comes to kissing women

with lip gloss on so now your shoulder shrug people can't see what does that mean I would imagine he does it often

yeah I would also imagine that Drake has

kissed plenty of women with lip gloss on and there is nothing about lip gloss I

have also kiss plenty of women would look lausanne but the stage makeup is different than everyday makeup so it

could have been a difference I have also kissed women with stage makeup there is absolutely nothing disgusting or

horrifying because that was the face that he made about kissing a woman with

stage makeup or lip gloss on that's number two um number three I think Drake

is enough of a professional too whereas even if he were disgusted by air air

quotes lip gloss that look of [ __ ] Nightmare on Elm Street would not be on

his face in front of one of the biggest music festivals ever right so that got

me to thinking what could possibly have happened because my Virgo brain has to

analyze every single thing that I see yeah and here's what I came up with this

Madonna moves her here back ah Madonna kisses Drake right if you watch

this video that it's floating around Drake takes his arm he attempts to run

his fingers through her hair or touch her head or touch her in some type of way with is a typical light-skinned [ __ ] move I

know this because I am light-skinned we want to kiss and caress right so Drake

attempted to caress Madonna she then took his light-skinned hand got it the

[ __ ] off of her as if to say don't [ __ ] touch me I think she then

followed that don't [ __ ] touch me sentiment with either biting his tongue

or spitting in his mouth or doing some

thinking that occurred I saw the spinning in the mouth during the kiss that hurt whatever she did hurt

and then that look happened that even a professional cannot help when you're in

pain you're in pain damn in spending in the mouth that's awesome when it's the right time but that would not have been

the right time I suppose ya know now that would have been a good time and

nothing and there's no pain like bite when I bite my tongue by [ __ ] mistake

when I choose something wrong I'm [ __ ] that's the face that I make yeah so that's what I think and of course

because these two people are [ __ ] huge pop mega [ __ ] icons they can't

say that and they can't talk about that and Drake has to say yo let me keep this

100 with y'all yo I see what y'all saying out there they didn't even like death mm-hmm

Madonna is Madonna my name is song after Madonna's call Madonna and I kissed

Madonna yo so whatever y'all thinking you don't even think that y'all I'm

gonna keep it all away 100 that's Madonna he has to say that word was good

I was really good I need to work for CSI you should you watch it so much you'd probably any more shows in my life I

need more job and I haven't really been watching the show Oh si Bart and I do want to say that TV is the best that TV

has ever been in my entire life TV is amazing there are they million amazing TV shows and it seems

like there's not enough time in the day because they're all at your disposal because a DVR and on-demand then yeah

yeah there are way too many great TV shows out there um but I haven't been able to see them um I've been uh I have

been offered let me say this in case any potential babes are listening out there

I have been being offered a lot of dates

now here's the thing about that I hate

dates mm-hmm I'm not a dater like and this sounds weird when you say it to

women like women are looking at me like you don't date like how do you get some

[ __ ] how do you get it out of you there plenty of ways to do these things without actually dating yeah I'm not

like a yeah damn just not for reasons that will remain I know we won't get into that but so as I have been

allegedly not going on on has I've been being offered to go on dates right if

you go on [ __ ] on one two three four five if you go on like five dates a week

yes you're spending a lot of [ __ ] money oh yeah on women that you don't

even know if you want to continue to see word it adds up and I'm like Rory I

didn't just get my taxes worried I just got my 1099 though now I can go pay money so then I had this big debate with

quite a few people at the local hookah bar around my arm around my home what is

the difference between dating and seeing and I will ask the two of you that oh I

don't know I just be [ __ ] it it is so rude no but I'm not oh look she's really

stumped no because I was gonna say like I just I don't like the super fancy dumbass dates either I just want to go

to a restaurant and like go to them I didn't ask you that but is that considered a difference between I know

what are you but you're talking about you're talking to my Holocaust so much money sometimes no no that could not stay here in the

conversation I asked you a very direct question what is the difference between dating someone and seeing someone if

there even is a difference I'm a pain oh you never use the term and that's I feel

like white people invented that term well okay well and you've never used it talking I use talking to do you really

know all right well don't adults use that same term sometimes okay boy so you

don't know the difference no all right so let's go in your kindergarten world what's the difference between dating

someone and talking to someone I think dating someone's a little bit more serious where you guys are consistently

going out doing things talking to it was kind of just like you'll text maybe you'll hang out once or twice maybe

you'll [ __ ] and maybe eventually it'll go somewhere but it's really not something that either one of you are investing any time and/or money toward

Whitney this is why I'm Rory is here for win I just don't understand how your brain works you just agreed with me I

just said [ __ ] what I want to ask I'm gonna hear him okay Rory is there a

difference to you in dating someone and seeing someone I've been sitting here

trying to think of a difference I can't dating maybe now it would be somebody that you just met and it could

be the beginning phase and then seeing maybe it could be when it gets a bit more serious and you guys are still going out but you guys are taking each

other more serious I suppose okay let me help the both of you out here dating

dating is when you are consistently

going out with someone in hopes of you

two getting to know each other that's dating right and we agree on that I feel

like seeing is and and unlike you I think seeing is

akin to maybe talking to someone they're close to each other um seeing someone is

when you have enough information from

the dating to conclude that this is something you want to further pursue

some enemies are seeing each other I didn't get that from what you're saying

yeah said the dating phase will be in the beginning when you're getting to know somebody and seeing would be when he was taking a little more seriously

okay so now let's go with that okay you're right you did say that um look I

didn't want to be right what do you know it happened to me so let's go with that now is seeing exclusive because when I

was in this [ __ ] hookah bar just hanging out I had this I was having a conversation with like eight people

because that's what I like to do I like to bring stranger than my conversation so I can understand their train of thought um and it's 22 year old girl said well

first she said yeah there's no difference between dating and saying somebody and then I said uh how do you

and she said I'm 22 and I said all right so I'm not talking to you anymore so she didn't think that dating that seeing

someone once I explained her should be exclusive well Ashley's Dominican so she thought that both should be exclusive

but I'm asking you to um is Dana is seeing someone exclusive now mamadi you

may not have too much experience with the exclusive so let me tell you what

was completely committed and that's your girlfriend or your boyfriend I think that at one point when it's getting a

little bit more serious you should be a little bit more mindful of what you're doing blatantly and not disrespect

somebody but I still don't think that you owe it to anyone to be completely exclusive until you guys completely agree upon the fact that you are

exclusive and you are then in fact that was some super like ho [ __ ] to say why I

don't think anyone is with anybody and as both of you completely agree on when

I say completely I mean completely and you gotta like be faithful to one

person and I don't even know if like you got I have so many guys I'm you got got agree about that and okay Rory what do

you think about it no I don't think in the seeing phase I don't think what

Marissa said was wrong in the seeing phase no you don't have to it would right back to boof it would move you to

do that if you really want to get to know somebody the best way to do it would probably be to just talk to them that's what somebody asks what dill said

to me so wholly disagree that but it's also in that respect yes it may help you

get more serious with a person but no you do not owe them that this person

that has you scared to death to talk about how your weekend went in your life and the person that you don't know if

you're in a relationship with them or not mm-hmm is that an exclusive relationship or I mean reword that does

she think it's an exclusive relationship yeah no for real because the girls

thinking typically tends to dictate how it goes like if two people are seeing

each other and but it's not exclusive but the girl catches feelings when the guy speaks to someone else

then he either has to conceal the fact that he speaks to someone else to protect her feelings or he has to

acquiesce to what you're saying and [ __ ] just not speak to other people so the girl that's why I said that I

wasn't rying to be funny the girl normally dictates how that goes and clearly since Rory is scared to

death to speak about anything this girl has made them boyfriend a

girlfriend yeah what time is how is he going we're

almost at our yeah and I drop 50 minutes oh really we've been talking a long time right

absolutely nothing yeah I didn't even make it awkward for Peter yet Oh Giada

Pete Pete could not be here first of all and we didn't do it might be over for

last yeah yeah they worried I didn't know it was like a thing like that we

had like you didn't even do it might be over for let me find out it might be

oh you have I might be over 4 I'm still dead set on Keith Keith but just for the

record the views spewed by Marisa Mendez are not shared by anyone else on this

park you know speaking of that did you see Vlad TV just put up it I don't you see Blair TV like I don't watch Vlad

interview LP with Vlad TV I don't I don't never even say Vlad TVs dad is a

sucker to me he's been a sucker for quite some time it's not journalism he's

like I'm not gonna say the word culture vulture cuz I don't use that terminology

but he's a sofa journalist he's a sucker MC he told me out of his mouth verbatim

that he was a journalist yes he did did he have a point like a explanation on

why he thinks he's a journalist no I don't remember him and I will head back and forth on Sirius XM radio a few years

ago when I and I challenged him on why he goes about things the way that he does and his explanation was it's

journalism and then I replied and said no the [ __ ] it's not and then I went in

when I went in and he had nothing to say about it and from that point on instead of trying to change someone else cuz you're only in control of you I just

said okay from this point moving forward Vlad and I will have absolutely nothing to do with one another even though every

single chance he gets he post some Joe Budden [ __ ] he's been doing that since about 2000 then [ __ ]

nine when did he make that side you know I don't know I don't know when he made

that site but I don't [ __ ] with Vlad wait then do you know he didn't have a

site when he got I was right I took the picture that went around the blood on his face that was my Vlad foot over you

two don't know by someone in someone's camp he sued yeah was those on the roll

Awards he sued they said old he got some money I think got about 100 200 grand

something like that and and then I think from there he started his site which I [ __ ] can't

stand because it's people on his [ __ ] couch and tries to get them to say something that will [ __ ] incriminate

them or it puts a wild headline like I just don't [ __ ] with that and like as a person as a human as anything and if he

wasn't somebody that would sue immediately I would have been [ __ ] him up long ages ago like a long long time

ago and I'm not the only rapper that feels his home toward vlad at all

so now vlad works for like oh he does freelance for like complex he does freelance for a few other places um yeah

because just recently i read a rapper had an issue with Vlad and Vlad

leveraged his relationship with complex as a way to get set artists to do

something for Vlad TV like oh yeah well wait till I tell o complex the complex

that you threatened back some more [ __ ] you did it did you threaten their number one hit get her herbs some

real corny [ __ ] II think he's not just a real corny [ __ ] I'm lil Yanks but what were you saying I said all that to say

that there was interview a pinky now Burt Rhoads [ __ ] disgusting and she took him out she about to start shooting

again being that fat and I was like damn Joe just had someone's gonna shoot at

her like round and just plum and had a

shirt that had the hundred emoji on it I saw that pinky baby baby man pinky baby

if you're out there and if you're listening don't do it I know just chill

it's chill don't even do it just go ahead sit back relax um yeah I was gonna

start rapping on affirmative action when I said sit back relax but anyway um so

you did your it might be over for ya do you have it it might be over for no

because I want to see everyone winning up it might be over for the New York Knicks

that's mine now for those listening I've been a die-hard New York Knicks fan

since 88 um the next last night played

against the Atlanta Hawks they were tied with the Minnesota Timberwolves for the worst record in the league they played a

game against the Hawks and which the Atlanta coach said that he would start

his normal starting five so Knick fans all around the country like me were very pleased that we would lose that game the

Knicks won that game the Knicks won that game and improved to 17 and a lot of

[ __ ] losses whatever it is I had the paper in front of me so let me not be that negligent I can tell you how many

games they lost because there's such a piece of [ __ ] but anyway the Timberwolves lost last night because the

Timberwolves do a much better job of tanking than the Knicks and the Sixers

actually they do what they do a better job than the Sixers are taking to the Minnesota Timberwolves have been sitting

Kevin Martin for the last seven months because he has a cold let me be

perfectly clear sports fans out there they lost that game tonight they have a game against the Oklahoma City Thunder

who are fighting for a playoff spot the Timberwolves will lose that game too

now how this goals is have the Knicks lost that game and lost tonight the next

would be guaranteed a top four seed in the NBA lottery coming up this we pick

though we see who gets to pick so mid-may I think it's May 18 May 19 somewhere around there don't quote me and the draft is in June this draft

coming up is really top-heavy a a lot of big talent in the top of the draft not

so much later on in the draft so we have guys like Okafor we have towns we have

with the kid and chinam with des Medaille I'm not sure how you pronounce his name six five point guard

pretty explosive Roy needs to work in his jumper but whatever um D'Angelo Russell Stanley Johnson and

[ __ ] Willie cauley-stein [ __ ] Frank Kaminsky we got you know there's

some guys out there that would really help a franchise to uh justice Winslow

with that win last night in the event that the Sixers and the Wolves lose

tonight the Knicks go from having a 25% chance

at the number one pick and being guaranteed a top four pick to a 16%

chance at a top pick and you are not guaranteed a top four pick New York

Knick fans out there hear my pain if the Knicks manage to make this up I'm

finished I'm done I'm not rooting for him I'm not supporting for him I'm not a

fan anymore I'm retiring my fan fear you can't make [ __ ] fans out there endure

this brutal [ __ ] season only for you to [ __ ] up the lottery pick and the

rebuild this is horrible so if I can't trust the franchise to

even lose correctly then I need to find a new team so New York Knicks y'all on

the clock and y'all better lose to the Pistons tonight I swear oh god y'all

better lose and I'm [ __ ] tonight ah so yeah it might be over for the

Knicks and my fan fear for the Knicks that's what I'm going with

did I make it comfortable in my court

here okay sorry you like Okafor it sounds Linux I like towns I do too I like town for the Knicks I don't think

that Okafor I don't want Okafor skill set with Melo they say the challenge can potentially be seven foot three hitches

free throws sounds plays defense plays defense for is not perfect it's a 17

foot jump shot and rebound the ball at the next level I feel like oh he's come around here too yeah yeah

yeah yeah New Jersey Jersey native um so yeah I'm going I'm going for town so

we'll see how this plays out because the next might not even know who knows what the [ __ ] exam might not even be

eligible anymore oh [ __ ] around get the ninth pick oh my god will fall apart if

the Knicks get the knife pick if the Knicks get back the ninth pick and end up with my call me Stein and I do like

Harley's time but there's nothing nothing the next need home and I don't wanna talk about I'm getting frustrated

now oh so yeah that was that I want to shout out to my producer Peter who could not be here he's away with the family

emergency um so everyone keep Pete and his family in your prayers I really

wanted him to be here so I could have made him really uncomfortable with this whole combat Jack Pete situation that now he wants to ignore even though he

[ __ ] with the UK and did an interview and gassed it up and now combat jacket replying so he's like meh let me leave it alone but the guy had some valid

points and I do want Peter to [ __ ] come to the stand and answer for your [ __ ] transgressions dammit I don't

care that uh um [ __ ] on your network and he's over there we're gonna [ __ ] get to the bottom of this this is

awkward can possibly be and figure it out cuz what would life be without Joe making stuff awkward exactly it wears

poise parks in their parks on them well nobody was that girl why is parks not here why I'm supposed

to go to studio after this boy you I listen to mad you this weekend oh you

must have really been trying to find yourself yeah I think I saw this video 3 spring

train in the hard part well spring training in the hard part go give myself a spin I forgot about a

few toes you listen oh that's for what did they do to you well that's 300 K no

that's like a club song yeah and I was doing the whole air like I just watched it all play in my head when I when I

listen to this [ __ ] how we saw what you called oh do at the pool in Miami like

the [ __ ] odds of that that was so random was so crazy and life yeah that

was pretty cool and it matter like a real cool awkward conversation yeah and then somebody took a picture

you should rerelease the OLS boxset oh my god the text between me and Esther

when she was trying to deny spider-woman all sent me I want to see she's like I can't believe you Marisa what do you

mean I'll start we talked to Mouse and Esther baby baby baby baby baby if you

listening out there just stop it all right great tits though great to know

you have to get this phone fixed let's see today you have to send me that yeah you shouldn't be running around with your screen cracked I know I'm gonna get

that in getting the phone this weekend when you own when you were wrong realigning and getting your goals together I had a blast I feel like we

small talk this entire episode and it's cool I like small talk episodes um this

is one of those episodes where Marisa gets up and leaves and it's unsure how the fans will feel about like all the fans love it and then she texts me yo I

love it like such a [ __ ] confidence issue so I'll name this podcast episode

9 or 10 whichever one it was because we never figured it out we will get back at you guys next week signing off Hayes one