90

I'll name this podcast later you guessed

it folks episode

90 90 we have ventured away from the 80s

we was in the 80s for like three months

you've been ventured away from the 80s

Joe we starting oh this how we just

starting like all right if we going to

start like that let me turn my

[ __ ] uh would you like to

introduce everyone M yeah I'm all

obviously that's Rory your Mall name is

so trash that's my real name [ __ ] [ __ ]

you talking about BR why are you the

only [ __ ] from Harlem that have never

had like an alias what's your Alias I

don't need an alias but you have one M

you're not in my phone is that I don't

care what I'm in your phone ass [ __ ]

your phone so you've never had a

nickname no something is really wrong

with a [ __ ] that has never had a

nickname in his entire life that's in

his 30 I mean Maul could be a nickname

though I know but it's not it could be

but since it's not what is your nickname

I don't have one and you never thought

that was weird do you have a middle name

yeah oh what's your middle name

Raheem Maul Raheem my name is not Maul

you know my real first name [ __ ] I

don't you don't know my real get the

[ __ ] out of here [ __ ] fck out of

hereo but that's my wh I'll name this

podcast later episode 90 across for me

is uh Rory Lanes AKA Michael RoR to my

right is Maul Raheem

fuwan I don't know Katana I don't know

what this nigga's name k

yeah mad [ __ ] um so a few things that we

didn't hit last week because Roy was

last week the week y'all didn't want to

do it or that was two weeks so all these

weeks have gone by without us giving

proper

praise uh and credit where it's

due to

Kermit kerit that's a sick way to start

no no no no for real he's he's has a we

did though you said you was getting

tired of it you said you didn't like it

you think it was funny no no don't that

on me you did nope I said that about the

mannequin Challenge and the dub

Challenge and all that other young [ __ ]

[ __ ] Kermit has only blessed us no no no

but we was talking about Kermit and you

said you and I told you one that was

really funny cuz remember I called you

after last I love Kermit and I said I

told you one that was funny about oh

then you know why no cuz the [ __ ] was

[ __ ] it up oh okay [ __ ] was

[ __ ] it up like they do with [ __ ] no

but Kermit has only blessed us with the

meme of the year for the four years in

running yeah so and I didn't think we

gave him enough credit so I want to uh

Kermit's a friend of the show clap

Kermit is definitely a friend of the

show clap it up for [ __ ] Kermit of

the mean game shout out to Kermit we

also didn't we made no mention of black

love with Gucci and Kesha getting

engaged yeahp see I I want when I'm

slipping for y'all to like pick this

[ __ ] up I mean but you know that's what

we have every week for yeah but we can't

afford to not mention Gucci and kha and

Gucci be shooting [ __ ] so I want to

shout out to so that's why we left left

that one to man you better get [ __ ] all

the credit you can give him [ __ ] Gucci

looks really happy man he looks he looks

really happy um so Gucci and Kesha are

the new couple goals we're not staying

here I just want to get I just want to

establish I just want to know whatever

the new couple is is the couple goals

until they're not the couple goals

anymore are me and S couple

goals yeah to some I suppose yeah y if

me and now we actually would be dope

couple gos yeah I know y are yeah I've

seen people yeah but don't try to ruin

my Thug image you guys have I'm trying

to ruin

you do that all by yourself fck everyone

simmer down we don't need help doing

that right so uh so no I saw all this

stupid [ __ ] going on like you know

people love making up rumors yo Gucci

gave Kesha 5 million when he went in and

then when he came out she handed him 20

million that's how you hold a [ __ ] down

I'm like really that happened started

doing the math on that [ __ ] yeah like

wait up that's Foxy Brown affirmative

action math I don't know about all that

um I hate to start on a somber note but

every every now and again uh it's

important to stay up in the current

events um and every now and again you'll

come across a story that is

gut-wrenching and heartbreaking uh so

rest in peace to the Brazilian yeah the

Brazilian very sad team soccer team yeah

isn't col yeah the braz Brazil no it's

Brazilian the Brazilian soccer team who

uh and not just the soccer team but

journalists yeah uh the coaching staff

flight attendance yeah everyone involved

uh they boarded uh uh they charted a

plight a flight and the flight went down

I don't know how many survivors there

were but there were a few six six or

five something like that six survivors

we started to see all of the uh uh a lot

of Snapchat started coming to light of

the last moments uh before the plane was

in any any danger and it's just always

sad so uh my prayers go out to the

families of the people that were part of

this unfortunate and tragic event

um and and that's really all I have to

say about that I hate seeing stories

like that it's just always the SnapChat

thing was kind of creepy to me why it's

just creepy like this was five minutes

before it went down I'm like I don't to

see that well that's always creepy

though I I don't need that that's always

creepy you know anytime somebody passes

away I I spend like an hour on their

Twitter or their Instagram that's also

very creepy I'm not sure why I do that

yeah cuz people have put like rest in

peace at in there and I'm just inclined

to click it I don't know why like what

was their last tweet yeah yeah I got to

give y'all some of my

password I can't have my last tweet be

some [ __ ] [ __ ] it's got to be something

profound that's part of the reason that

I stopped tweeting a whole bunch of [ __ ]

[ __ ] well I wouldn't go that far but no

I don't tweet a whole bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ]

no more I want my last tweet to be

something

Gangsta none of your tweets now are

gangst I know I the problem that's the

problem so every night before I go to

sleep now you know what I'm saying I got

to just tweet something like some wild

[ __ ] yeah yo I got to get into you too

more you always you been trying to it's

been how many years Joe every time I got

to get into you what no no no for real I

left you alone a little bit but this

this morning up I'm in my crib uhuh I'm

I'm blasting music it's 7 a.m. right cuz

Joe blast music at 7: I'm blasting music

I I didn't wake you up right you was

good baby you didn't hear it not today

I'm blasting music at 7:00 a.m. trying

not to wake people up who who comes

sneaking behind me Michael Paul as as

he's uh we'll leave what he was doing

out of this but Michael Paul comes

sneaking behind me tells me saw you this

weekend he was out in the clubs man this

[ __ ] y why this [ __ ] don't never

invite nobody to the club when he go

honestly we like podcast friends no no

no honestly honestly that was literally

like [ __ ] was you know me and Mac was

just like yo M was it was really a Mac

move it was really a Mac move he wanted

to go he like yo I want to go to Avenue

this stand and third so we went down to

Avenue and uh it it was cool solo

missions you win more well anytime you

go with a group of people and never but

it was just like it was too many it was

too much going like I walked in Russell

Westbrook is dabbing in the middle of

the Dance

Floor uh Lebron is trying to be

Incognito Jr got his shirt off it was

just like what the [ __ ] did so it sounds

like a typical Avenue night yeah but it

was just it was just it was just too

much going on in there man Buster was by

the bar Busters normally buy the bar

with big shoulders but Busters buy the

bar in Avenue every Sunday or every

other SU that's where I see him anyway

shout out to Buster friend of the show

yeah Michael Paul told me Lebron was in

there trying to be low you can't be low

when your man is standing next to you

with his shirt

off like like if I'm trying to be low I

don't want my man standing right next to

me with his shirt off that's bringing

all the attention over here and and I'm

LeBron James and I'm going to tell you

what was crazy said this was something

that was crazy that I noticed Russell

Westbrook was in there dancing the

entire night right so I text Brandon I

said y'all going to Wi by 17

tomorrow so he said what the [ __ ] you

talking about I said dog Russ is in here

dancing so [ __ ] hard there's no way

he going to have any energy for tomorrow

night you got Westbrook Brandon say

you're okay all the way [ __ ] up so

yesterday I'm at the game I looked up in

the second quarter he got 179 and eight

yeah so I said yeah there goes that

theory then he had a triple double

before the half yeah yeah later on when

we're not in this podcast I'll ask you

why Melo forc his shots even when he's

off that second game against Charlotte

was disgusting watch mow the last game

against the dunder was [ __ ]

disgusting watch but melo's a friend of

the show so we'll give him a benefit of

Doubt for a little bit right um so what

do we want to begin with because just as

I thought we may have been short for

Content far from it man [ __ ] happened

today now I'll start with some of the

more insignificant things first RN beef

RN beef is an idea that I told ammani he

should start ammani you out there in LA

just cuddling million dooll ideas are

going fast as can be r& beef so you

[ __ ] footed around and now I look up

and Monica and [ __ ] Brandy have

started r& beef like they're really

beefing M that's not real though we got

Monica and Brandy I saw some people

tweeting about what was the backstory on

it why are they beefing and how did the

beef ask me someone ask me cuz I know I

read about it all how does it how all

right does a man am Monica and Brandy

beef start in

2016 well first of all

all let me get some backstory here some

some people believe that Bron Monica and

Brandy have hated each other since the

boy's

mine they made a classic record together

I know but who got the

boy well they both have children and are

have been married broken up married

again you know but there I'm joking

around but there were rumors back then

that there was a rift between them

record is why they put that record out

to squash that beef to show people that

we don't have a problem genius marketing

genius marketing no it was that's what

it was for they to show they both were

very big R&B artists at that time they

were kind of Rivals in a way even though

I don't I don't know how they were

Rivals cuz I think Brandy was putting

out way better albums at the time but I

mean I M said that Monica Maul said that

I agree with Mo no she was Maul and Rory

said that I I don't think it's I don't I

want to be down like that was those were

like big records big albums that is very

underrated in the R&B world to the

people I think no but Monica is too

though but I don't think that Monica was

making used albums the way and Monica

took a little break I mean I don't

really want like do child and Brandy

they were making like amazing records

together yeah they were bugging but

listen so there were this there was the

Soul Train Music Awards that happened on

Sunday Tiana Taylor looked great by the

way I didn't get to watch them Maul is

the only person I know outside of people

over 50 that saw him um no I didn't see

it I just saw

got to walk out no I didn't see the

awards I saw pictures of Tiana I did I

saw I just saw pict I did see your name

under the little like box

what oh man she looked great I didn't

see it oh you know she looked great

Tiana looks great yeah I just saw

pictures of her um so so the awards

happened Brandy performed she uh

performed some song but she changed the

lyrics to some [ __ ] so people weren't

sure if she was talking about Monica

when she changed the lyrics right so

then song so I don't remember this song

I so I don't remember the song but this

happened really happened she subed her

on stage it was a sub though you

couldn't really tell what it was okay um

so then apparently Monica did an

interview on the on Oprah's channel own

about Whitney Houston and she was

talking about how Whitney Houston was

like a fairy godmother to her right okay

which bothered Brandy

why I don't know cuz that's her

sisterinlaw well Whitney Houston did

play bry's fairy godm in one of those

movies a long time ago Cinderella was it

Cinderella one of those yeah so brother

as well so Brandy took a [ __ ] she

posted a picture of of Whitney and sent

mad shaded Monica only I was your only I

was the only fairy god daughter that you

had these Blasphemous singers tried to

ruin your name even when you unpr

presentent to defend yourself but I she

did that whole [ __ ] and you have to

remember even though she's legendary she

still comes from the same Jean Pool as

Ray J so she has a lot of pettiness in

her now now this is shocking to me

because I never knew Brandy was petty I

mean her brother is Ray J yeah but stop

doing that imagine yeah but don't do

that my brother's a [ __ ] too I'd

like to think that I represent our

family a bit better than him Ian Rel

something that's

relative Rory I don't like your little

[ __ ] I don't think your little jokes

are so funny I was talking about R you

clear himself up out of that much but

okay but anyway so I don't care that Ray

J is her brother first of all I like Ray

J a lot so they don't tell me [ __ ] is is

a best friend of the show best that's

not R is petty is what I'm saying I've

never known Brandy to be Petty outside

of that uh car thing ofama jig that

happened but even that was a big deal

that wasn't Petty and we'll assume that

she didn't mean to do that M but this

now is great Monica and Brandy y'all

don't care of course y'all don't care

cuz what do y'all ever care about all

right so now let's talk about something

really important this is good let me get

this hold up

M so listen let me tell you a funny

story and I and I really wanted I didn't

want us to start with this but it's

freshing my mind so I'll tell y'all so I

saw all of this talk on uh Twitter from

women about this show right it was a

bunch of women it was like dominating

the timeline and I didn't see the show I

had no idea what the show was whatever

but I saw a bunch of women tweeting

about the show which which automatically

got me to thinking that this is a girly

woman show whatever this show is that

they're tweeting about so then days

later ma don't give away my uh L what

the I'm trying to gear up to it so so

listen so days later I'm laying in bed

with my beautiful girlfriend hey baby

hey baby say hi [ __ ] hi yeah let them

hear you let them know you recognize a

real [ __ ] um so I'm laying bed someone

else is

insecure that's a great segue as we go

into

insecure so I'm laying in bed with my

beautiful girlfriend right and the

moment that all men dread happened she

said

baby why don't we binge watch that show

that everyone's talking about and

scaring in my head I'm like [ __ ] now I

have to watch this stupid [ __ ] girly

[ __ ] show but I say yes baby not the

case I say yes let's watch it right mhm

and I put this show

on men

finally finally we have a show for us

this show isn't about women at all no

it's for men what have you seen this

show I've been watching it Faithfully

since have you seen this show yes I have

yes now I'm only on episode five oh oh

you almost done you pretty much almost

done done this before the podcast cuz

almost done the finale was on Sunday we

could have talked about no no no I

wanted to do it this way I don't want

anyone to tell me what the finale is

going to be about cuz I can pretty much

tell what i' love to hear your theory

what where's episode five at what what

just

happened this [ __ ] hold up what's the

[ __ ] name Isa Isa Isa and I promise

y'all podcast listening I'm stop using

that word so much but Isa right has

decided to let go of the past and she's

trying to mend things with Lawrence

however my son home did the Daniel [ __ ]

just keep seeming to pop up everywhere

like [ __ ] 50 Shades of Black right

and I don't know what's going on

meanwhile Lawrence being the faithful

upstanding man that he is that he

reminds me of all of my friends and

myself me me too he keeps turning away

this thirsty girl that keeps trying to

visit him and give him some [ __ ] even

though she's supportive way more

supportive than right that's Bank Bay

right there so Bank Bay so where I see

this going

is these business deals that keep

getting turned down from Lawrence sooner

or later somebody going to bite on one

of these little apps that he's making

mhm he's going to do pretty well for

himself yeah and she going to be a

little sick she might end up [ __ ]

that Daniel dude she might give him some

[ __ ] cuz [ __ ] do that sometimes but

at the end of this she will be sick over

her

relationship

naive and [ __ ]

negligence that's where I'm going don't

don't uh spoil SPO but you got to

remember cuz we're leaving here tonight

to go watch the reason why I love that

show so much is because I think that

everything that I always say about

relationships is like on TV now like

she's only cheating on that [ __ ] he's

struggling he's working at Best Buy like

she ain't really like feeling that [ __ ]

and they hide it behind the I'm not

fulfilled yeah [ __ ] yeah like you

know what I'm saying that's what it is

ultimately it bothers me that so many

women are into this show do they not see

the subtext no they keep they keep going

at Lawrence they seen seen it after the

episode well they've seen it in their

own homes but that's I haven't seen it

man I bet these are good jokes y'all are

telling that I don't they've seen well

no at you should know by now wait y'all

hav been watching this as it's aired how

did people know to watch this show from

day one I watch pretty much any new

thing on HBO well a friend of mine she

she put me on to it she told me about it

and then I started following the uh the

is a girl and I saw that she has like

this you know this this weird type of

Personality like comedic type of thing

so then I just started watching I was

like this show was kind of funny and

it's dope because women are saying like

yo that's exactly how we think like and

how we act like men think that we're all

like we don't have these insecurities

like when when we're alone it's like

this is exactly how it is no all of you

are insecure we know we know yeah yeah

we get it yeah I guess I was just so

taken a back

that the elephant in this in the room of

the show is that people are not dealing

with black women

how

so the whole show is damn near based on

that the whole show is based on disagree

I wanted you to elaborate more I can't

say that so I was waiting for you to say

it but you can you can say it I mean

that's the privileg of the show that's

why oh that's why [ __ ] Isa isa's

friend who I think is uh that person

over there that's really why the show is

really funny cuz the friend is you the

corporate white girl who yeah it's great

100% Molly yes yes we'll but anyway yeah

we'll argue about that later but yeah

the show is is premised on the plight of

black women and the hard time that they

have uh finding a man of the same of the

same race how black men feel about black

women like all that's what the show is

about so I just think that it's funny

that there's a show about this and women

are welcoming of it so it means you do

know that this exists so why do I feel

like a bad guy when I look at a black

woman and say hey there may be uh some

stereotypes going around about you guys

that now when a man says that you

getting attacked mhm but it's kind of

true it's kind of true right I think

that's the subtext of the show and I

think that that's just why I thought it

was so brilliant and genius that it's

finding a mature responsible way to

address it address it without offending

anyone and actually being very detailed

and truthful and what goes on and I love

the fact that they already starting

season two yeah well you're damn right

they starting season two and I think

another sub text in there is

accountability cuz you haven't seen the

end of it but at the end I'm not

spoiling anything but accountability and

how she feels in the last episode where

it was really her own life that was

spiraling out of control and she was

blaming it on Molly Lawrence everyone

else in the world but it was her not

having

control so I think accountability is a

big thing in the show as well I like

accountability should be more of it um

so this show comes on HBO the name of it

is insecure if you've been living under

a under a rock like myself and haven't

managed to see it um just explains the

struggle of us black men out

here [ __ ] tough it is dealing with

these monsters this is this just a

friend of the

show definitely this is definitely a

friend of the show she a friend and

women better act right before you got to

face that best by Polo in the closet you

won't understand that yet fact that

she's doing a show like this doing a

show like this yes it it's similar to uh

Girls on HBO just minus the hipsters in

the white privilege it's similar to that

but I think it'll last longer cuz girls

is only good for like out I'm like one

season and half of the second season

because who can really stomach that many

[ __ ] hipsters on TV complaining about

their lives but girls was great for a

season you guys are are not into how to

get away with murder I've watched it on

and off I don't Faithfully watch it well

well for you for for the how to get away

with murder crowd out there I'm very sad

about Wes oh that's a spoiler alert by

the way Wes died know um I've never seen

an episode of that well I just want to

send a big shout out to weson and

Rebecca and Sam and everyone that's died

on how to get away with murder um this

was rough this this one was rough Wes

hold it down we going to miss you bro

there uh we can stay in TV Love and

Hip-Hop New York was on uh last night or

two nights ago if you're listening to

this do we want to hit that this early I

mean we're talking about I have a lot to

say about it do we I haven't seen it I

don't plan on watching it all right Rory

I don't want to live on this because I

just

don't give me your thoughts on this but

you're loving hip hop alumni so you kind

of supposed to like you know what I mean

like supposed to carry the torch for

especially New York you supposed to get

I'm not loving hip-hop alumni yes you

are you went to Love & Hip Hop

University alumni mean graduated means

you graduated I didn't graduate anything

I'm not you're not like cool herk but

you still like rockim like you still

were in the beginning like you laid down

figure in Ling hip hop history you start

it but you were definitely a big person

in every now and then you're Raheem

side out of nowhere now we going to play

off this no we're not playing off

anything so wait you're not Loving Hip

Hop alumni no mo what are you talking

everybody that has been on Ling hip hop

is alumni no that's not true either

everybody has been on love is is Somaya

Reese alumni

yes everybody that's been on the show is

alumni character all right you know what

y got it and you had a very important

like story like people really my baby is

alumni too alumni babe

yes matter of fact y' y see all of that

that's exact this is love and& hip-hop

so we have to talk about it now that

makes all the sense in the world now

babe we alumni anyway Rory's On Loving

Hip Hop New York right drei you know

people you really troll people enough

that they were in my mentions going I

really just turned that on to watch you

and then just wasted an hour of my life

they believed the troll now I think Maul

kind of ruined this last week for me

when he was talking about druski not

being cool but not not being cool cuz he

didn't know him I don't know drei either

I've never met him I've been around a

few times I didn't say he wasn't cool I

just said I never heard anything cool

about him no I now I don't I don't I

don't know but from what I got on

television is he cool is where's his

Cool C c as we five hey now hey now be

clear listening hey listening public I

don't think that I'm the the cooler the

co the ceter the Coomer judge the way

you said that was mad uncool yeah yeah

no no hey hey hey don't get your cool

ideas from me now I'm I'm clear on that

but is drewy cool man let me know cuz if

he's cool I'll watch it cuz I kind of

want him to be cool but I just never

heard anything cool about him so about

white people that that call themselves

uh chocolate thunder yeah I ever refer

as white chocolate what did he call

himself what white chocolate that's the

brand this season that's the thing white

chocolate is what he referred to himself

as hey Jui check this out you going to

have to get a new name bro white

chocolate nah we can't do that but but

the seg way into music real quick let's

let's focus on the music part of Love &

Hip Hop Love & Hip Hop New York now has

me one to know exactly why je Santana

has not put out music in the past 15

years cuz he can't even go to the studio

without

being no hey Joel's is a friend of the

show number one that's my guy I [ __ ]

with jeels jeels what up

um this whole thing about about Kimbell

him he he keeps saying how he sacrificed

his career and music and everything for

him and his beautiful significant other

and their two children I I maybe I'm

misinterpreting that what does that

mean they had two kids together maybe

you want to be a stay-at home

Dad no n i I don't have kids Somebody

explain it to me for real I don't know

bro I haven't seen it no I a I don't

watch the show y know exactly what it

means so what does it me tell me what

does it mean he's cheated he's cheated

and he needs to is that what that means

wait what how did you get everything

that's that's what he means and that's

what she means when he he cheated so my

career is

over yeah what does that have to do with

working on things and and working on

their family yeah rap about it

wait I I agree yeah have you ever heard

wait wait

what no no no no no I'm going just go

out I'm going go ahead and put this out

there that cannot be the reason that he

cheated in his career did you not see

the scene where he where she told Snoop

girlfriend he sacrificed care you don't

eat yeah but I thought it was because he

was saying for the marriage and the two

kids took all the time so he couldn't

focus on being a rapper and putting out

a new album that's what I took that as I

didn't take that as but she does keep

bringing up cheating cheating it's a

cheating she didn't trust him he he's

probably told her oh okay I got it I got

it I got it all right so he has

cheated of course with cheating she

doesn't trust him so because is this a

fact or allegedly I don't know I don't

know oh this is a fact that he cheated

like she said it she yes she said this

okay all right so he's cheated she's got

trust issues so now don't go to

work yeah don't leave that [ __ ] stay

home to me that only creates more

problems in the relationship you are

more than welcome to come up here and

[ __ ] with real [ __ ] and give us your

side of the story I don't know if you're

being accurately depicted on this show

which he's not and I I was upset when

she busted in the studio with all the

hoes cuz I don't want to hear Joelle

Santana album where there wasn't hoes

present in the studio I need hoes around

Joel's when he's rapping well you know

what that's a fact first of all let's

get into that for two seconds I love

hell Ling hip-hop love and& hip-hop for

one thing and I ain't gonna keep talking

about them we've stayed on Love and& Hip

Hop more than I've liked to uh more than

I've lik to talk about it but one thing

Love & Hip Hop is good for is enemies

arranging to meet up with one

another um enemies meeting up with their

friends to tell them about everything

that's going on even though we saw it

right that's great and oh damn it I

[ __ ] lost my [ __ ] train of thought

all they do is the big the big go to

dinner and not put out music that's all

they do on wait if a [ __ ] came

to I'm now we in now here's a funny

story here where we actually record our

podcast in the studio that they bust

into on Love and& Hip Hop oh that wasn't

here yes I didn't even Rec that was here

that wasn't the one why yall didn't

[ __ ] tell us that look at Pat shaking

wait did you let kimella in oh Pat you

let her in that's crazy Pat all right

wait slow down so for the people that

did not see this Joel um Joel was in the

studio with his man

Depp right Depp is known to have some

chicks with him some chicks was with him

Joel's was chilling and then as soon as

the Kimbell as soon they Ain even I

didn't even hear the beat they didn't

even work I didn't even hear the beat I

didn't even hear the beat as crazy they

didn't even work they didn't even begin

to work on the song before Here Comes

kimella we didn't even get the name of

the chicks that was in there right Cella

come right in beefing mad aggressive to

the chicks first of all girlriend to not

have a problem when you just rude for no

reason off the rip you just coming in

barking on people just rude for no

reason kimella right so the girls got up

and left like great young ladies and

then she just Barks On jeels which is

cool your girl could bark on you but

then she turned around embarked on Depp

and then told Depp to get the [ __ ] out

the studio I also hate that uh one thing

they do when they busting and like I

need to talk to my man so you guys need

to leave we're all in here you take him

somewhere else why the [ __ ] all of us

getting up so you could talk to him here

I'm not leaving well first of all let's

just wait to see if your man wants to

talk to you back yeah cuz we don't know

if he's to have this conversation we

don't know how much uh Authority you get

at the moment right uh let's see if he

thinks that's his girl right I keep

telling sin I'm sad that I'm not really

seeing a lot of

Cisco my baby's you I mean look at my

baby they really tried to make sanan

Cisco be a thing don't get me started

with all right no no hey all right we

are going to Segway into the next topic

I'm into that that's cool you can do

Cisco with that CNNN Cisco that' be kind

of a cute little couple name leave e

you're right um listen give me give me

the UMP story oh let me pull it up uh

let me read it pull up hey I love when

there's a good Twitter Scandal right

before 9900 a.m. and this is funny too

yo Maul knows everybody what this is

mul's people who this is your people who

the girl the guy the girl who you

talking about well let Rory show to you

all right so initially there was I

remember too this from back in the day

[ __ ] people are forgetting where this

this stemmed from this stemmed from

children writing a swastika on a cupcake

K this gentleman uh should we say his at

name I don't know we'll leave it out

leave it out I say it who is this [ __ ]

man I the [ __ ] don't matter I don't I

don't know him uh by corn at by corn I I

don't know I just didn't know if we were

trying to protect people's I don't even

know who what yall talking about well

Rory's going to tell you the story he I

I clicked his ad today just to see his

replies he seemed to be embracing it we

can say it on here okay at uh by corn M

hi by corn let's just call him corn say

friend of the show too cuz you know what

at born I'm born proved a real good

point that I always make about men to

women and they never believe it nor do

they want to hear it you want yeah I'm

saving the point so these kids wrote

saskas on a [ __ ] cupcake and then K

said they should get their ass

beat okay good response I'm following

yeah not mad at it right uh let's just

call her Jay okay Jay says but can mul

see the at name of this person

I don't know her oh you s such a liar

what the [ __ ] let me see that Li I don't

know this girl you're a liar bro I swear

I don't know we'll talk later hold on

I'm about I

got I don't I don't no you can't I

didn't like go to her timeline that's

that's a picture all the [ __ ] oh I got

to see who this we we'll show you later

come on Rory come on with the story

let's let's let's let's let's update

more uh she sends three laughing emojis

and says I love

you Korn says [ __ ] on my own phone

corn says you don't love me you love

your fiance so we are now introduced

that this woman is

engaged my theory is always come back to

life she engaged she's engaged this is

where things start to go left Jay

replies with I wish my fiance was more

like you saigh sacrifices must be

made y'all going to call me a prophet

one day I might be dead and buried but

yall going to say I was a prophet man

these [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] man look man

look K well no let's not just convict

her yet oh cor respectfully says back yo

what you can't say that sounds like

you're

settling that was I didn't like the end

of that is this girl uh Jay then says

everyone does a little he's perfect just

needs a little more

ump that [ __ ] you got is priceless i'

I've told you this

[Music]

oh so so so corn

hit we are far from done with this

exchange wait

what that's a sick ass song to

sing wait but I'm lost I'm trying to

follow I'm trying to follow this story

that you

shc

baby

kiss are you done dog I don't know this

girl you 100% I do not it doesn't matter

uh cor then replies to that I really

appreciate how much you appreciate who I

am if I see you before you get married

you're going to cheat she said no way

stay away from me I can't [ __ ] this up

can I ask yall something is this like a

personal like a DM conversation no this

was on the timeline this was on the

timeline oh they gangst it before 8:

a.m. yeah they gangst it go ahead Rory

he then said smart move on uh Korn's

behalf here plugs his event you come to

uh bourbon ball she says if the holidays

and bills permit me [ __ ] yeah that's my

uh bday gift to me he then says if the

holiday and bills permit me man first of

all I don't like when my [ __ ] use words

like permit talking to other people and

not about me permitting her to doit yeah

yeah don't what what do you permit out

of here K still feeling himself I will

tell you that I look really good in the

suit she then says I know I've observed

I Choose Wisely the hug the hug made it

official for me K then naturally says

really my hugs I'm that good I'm honored

all right corn corn corn corn first of

all corn he was he was dop in the

beginning stretching it out cor

stretching it out dogs like you mad

fishing for the compliment says uh so I

shouldn't hug you she says wait wait for

it this is where God yo he was shooting

the he was shooting the corny [ __ ] and

she was replying with the ill [ __ ] it's

working it's

working so far she said nah a woman

knows uh when she wants to [ __ ] you

straight off observation I knew I wanted

to [ __ ] you when you walked in in the

hug made me want it

raw I smell a

STD let's just end the com it's just ban

after

that first I want to know oh baby I like

it but Joe why you think I know this

girl I don't know this girl you do know

that girl from where we'll talk later

man or you know of her I'm not saying

you've met her and you been with her but

her at name you're familiar with you

probably just don't remember before she

was engaged and before she was married

and all that [ __ ] now is Mo no no no no

no no Mo's not cor get the [ __ ] out of

here no but listen now now let's break

this down real quick here why is this a

big

deal isn't she engaged yes tell me where

she went wrong I'm going to try to

defend her somehow she went wrong when

she created a Twitter

account and she's engaged once you get

engaged you supposed to

deactivate yo this [ __ ] is so Puerto

Rican deactivate not a rule Mo see if

she wouldn't had this this wouldn't

happen wait nobody even lives by that

rule what are you talking about you you

ain't exactly who you proposing talk you

mean nobody deactivate connect cut all

that [ __ ] off married to the streets cut

it yeah word uh you got to get your your

chick a flip phone man all right so I'll

give her a little a little longer than

Mo here yeah she's okay on Twitter we

haven't lost yet there I'm not even mad

at the uh crying emojis I love you even

though which no one brought up on

Twitter all he said was they should get

beat up to a bunch of little kids that

wrote a swastika on Twitter he didn't

even say nothing funny like I could get

if my girl laughed at something that was

funny why you why you sending mad uh

laughing emojis and I love you so we

should beat up some kids that [ __ ]

write swas tell me how I'm supposed to

feel as the husband is really all I care

about here you should tell me how tell

me how I'm supposed to look my wife in

the face after she's on the timeline

saying that I lack umph and that she

wishes I was more like bourbon bald

Bay you supposed to look her in the eyes

when you choking the life out of her now

I am unable to make that joke I'll make

it so I am not saying that nor am I

asking when it's okay to say it would be

mad I'd be mad perplexed on what if your

fiance is tweeting another man like this

you have every right to choke the [ __ ]

out

of even when he tried to avoid it and

say you don't love me you love your

fiance yeah like he throwing me in it

like yo chill you got a fian say that's

what what K was doing basically now that

brings me to my point about men that

women just refuse to

believe often times men defend a man

that we don't know at all just for the

sake of

manhood like women think they the only

ones that support one another in that

way nah a lot of times we will be

telling a chick uh fam right and even

well men get insecure in that aspect too

when you [ __ ] his exgirl or girl I be

in your corner most of the time yeah

like I'm not your enemy it's a Unwritten

rule of well [ __ ] I I know you don't

when a chick is married or engaged you

don't I don't want that Karma they off

limits you know what I'm saying like

gays married women you don't well if you

don't shut the [ __ ] up you've never been

with or or attempted to be with a

married woman or a chick that was

engaged no man if you don't get the [ __ ]

out of here I'm telling you no never in

my life [ __ ] what are you talking about

I've never tried to talk to a married

woman married or engaged woman loser

then whatever I don't want that I'm cool

my [ __ ] I don't want that I don't want

that Karma n n you have got to be

kidding me selective with bad yeah I

don't want yeah what is he talking about

I got enough karma in my life man I got

to I got to clean up man [ __ ] that let

me see have I ever done that you've

definitely done that no so why so why I

done it you slept with way more women

than I have get the [ __ ] out of here man

that's why you done it you are so full

of [ __ ] you done it yo you are so full

of [ __ ] I have I've I've never been uh

how many women you slept with in your

life watch this number I'm going to tell

you the funny [ __ ] about this number

watch this go ahead no no no no no

answer answer the question how many

women has Joe Buton slept with in his

life I want you to say what you I'm not

saying [ __ ] until you answer until you

tell me the number under 100 get the

[ __ ] out see look I'm not don't get the

[ __ ] out of here

joe7 who

97 I'm telling you he has slept with

more than 97 women man that is not true

I might be able to name 30 women by

accident no you can't yo Maul is of the

mind that I am such a creep like this

[ __ ] mind you you be forget I know you

man well we've only lived together for a

long time that's what I'm saying so what

are you 97 women your entire life yes

you might have slept with 97 women in

the last 6 years are you joking no oh

you have got to be we can't do this on

the podcast okay so let's do ma it's

18,000 days and 6

years slow w what was that number I'm

just saying roughly right 18 300 300

days a year let's

say let me get my phone out 6 * 300 is

18,000 I don't know M stop pressuring me

into knowing I don't know should be or

or

180000 or 7 time

52,900 no that's 36 that's the the

amount of days listen should take us so

it's you add roughly 18,000 days in six

years right

total okay all right all right yeah word

you telling me that in 18,000 days

you've only slept with cuz you said

that's just 6 years you say you have not

slept with more than 40 women and 18

hell no hell no are you kidding me dog

you are [ __ ] insane bro we are doing

this I've seen you on doing this I've

seen you go on the rage in the machine

tour before the rage in the machine tour

[ __ ] are you crazy we in total

were that's 6 years oh so ,000

okay or

whatever 21 whatever doing 18,000 days

what what what did this even come up for

how because there's no way you only SLE

with 97 women in your life wait but no

we were talking about something women

have you ever SLE I've definitely never

slept with a married woman ever and mo I

tell you man everybody is not as

uh what's the word with Lusty Lusty as

you you are the total of Legend don't

try to put this on for me don't try to

put this off for me you the niggaer

that's so if we really want to get in

the Toto and have a Toto podcast then

godamn it I'm down the next podcast is

total a podcast we going to have a ball

bring everyone back yeah we going to

have everybody in here we going to have

lights flicker all types of [ __ ] I want

Lely here okay I want Lisa

here yeah

look okay no but I've never slept with a

married woman Rory uh engaged not

married knowingly

let me think engage wait say that again

I've knowingly never slept with a

married woman but I have knowingly slept

with a woman that was engaged oh you you

knew she was engaged yall [ __ ] I

think that's like I think that's more

for women women like to [ __ ] with

married men more so than men sought out

that's what I just said I can't I don't

well lust isn't the word but they strive

to be married so they see a man with

those qualities and go after it men

don't really strive to be married let me

tell you something if my some yeah some

facts some men's Dro for that I told s

that to just run

away that was no run away just run

because what is there to be said if you

catch your you just wake up in the

morning and haven't even made your

coffee yet and your fiance is on Twitter

saying you lack that's what I just said

I said he has every right to choke

that's what would perplex me that it's

that word I'd have to go through my

dictionary to

know he's he's too he's too much of a

nice guy yeah he's a lame he's a corn

he's a cornball ironically Korn had the

you married him yeah but you know she

she [ __ ]

up women do do that have you ever seen a

chick that was a hoe for a while a known

hoe and then finds a square that does

not know and settles down that's that's

a pretty typical yeah she that's when

she's tired of [ __ ] with the popular

cool [ __ ] and they just doing her

dirty so she like you know what I'm

going to go get me me a square and he's

going to be totally different but then

you get a square and be mad when the

square show up and and be a square right

and don't [ __ ] so now now but the but

the woman but Jay J Jay the the woman

she went on to say that and sin and I

had this conversation once I read this

she she went on to say that her and she

she showed This Thread to her

husband who laughed about it and then

they both laughed about it and then she

said you think my [ __ ] is marrying

somebody he don't know question mark

question mark question mark So then that

led me to think well hold on now when do

you know and not speaking about these

two people in particular but when do you

know that you married or wife or cuffed

the slide when you have to get a divorce

and it's too late when half this [ __ ] is

out of your account cuz that's what it

brought my brain to if you if you saying

do you think that a nigga's marrying

somebody without knowing them uh uh I

could see that sometimes but then I

could see the other point so sin was

like yeah I think I I agree with her the

[ __ ] might very well know how she get

down yeah he's a square I would have

been more comfortable her [ __ ] him

and me not knowing than on the timeline

talking about how he's better than me if

your girl [ __ ] him don't tell me I'm

cool don't go on the timelines of the

world and and say I'm mad whack wait

[ __ ] him don't tell me and I'm cool

that's better for my ego [ __ ] way better

for my ego then telling the whole world

I wish my fiance had umped like someone

named by corn bro I'd rather her tweet a

[ __ ] 30,000 mies away than to [ __ ] some

[ __ ] not tell me she they linking up at

bourbon ball they not ling up nowhere

now now now they going to [ __ ]

everyone's going to know you could they

not ling up nowhere now bourbon ball is

[ __ ] history BB bbin ball you're

[ __ ] out of

here that's not happening but [ __ ] a

[ __ ] and don't tell me get the [ __ ] out

of you never choose dick in your wife

versus words hell that don't even add up

would I wouldn't know no [ __ ] I would

know n bro all right so Rory is down

with Mario whings yeah I don't want to

know if you playing me keep it on no

it's not on the low she's playing me in

public yeah but it's words but it's

words I don't care words is like you

have an argument you get past it the

physical act that has been dick inserted

in your fian I wouldn't know I would

have never known I can't de I can't I'm

not taking that well well hold up now

well I don't know I don't have I don't

have um and if she [ __ ] with someone um

maybe I'd know that she had I don't have

ump as funny though Roy definitely

doesn't have any ump I don't even know

what ump is know got it it doesn't have

any but now now M now it sounds like you

put a lot of and this is off on the

tangent but whatever it's my podcast it

sounds like you put a lot of weight into

the actual Act of

sex you're leaving a chick yeah oh yeah

you made your position very clear on

that yeah yeah I'm I'm done Rel ship

over it's cool we ain't enemies or

nothing like that but it's just a rap so

else to talk about it seems to be very

big news that uh that Kim is not leaving

Kanye's

side breaking news wife about to be a

wife yeah look at the era we in I'm

that's my point that's news that's my

point in this mhm the era that we're in

this is [ __ ] incredible [ __ ] here

nobody I maybe I don't know I'm I'm I'm

amazed at this [ __ ] but anyway go Kim go

Kim for being a woman good for her

supporting Kanye loyal woman how how

long are they going to keep this jig

going of Kanye in his

basement like come on as long as long as

they're keeping this Kardashian uh

robbery going

connected oh my God J y'all really think

they staged that man that's crazy at

100% they think they did no no they

definitely didn't do that I don't yeah I

don't know I I don't believe the sh was

raw but what do I know who am I um now

there so there's Whispers all right

Backpacker Backpacker uh crowd getting

Whispers of a eclipse album again they

do this every about six or seven

years yeah but push push is now nobody

sounds excited the of good music he got

mad [ __ ] to do my thing is is malice

cursing if malice ain't busting open the

brick I don't want to hear that album

yeah I don't know if malice is cursing I

don't want to hear that I'd rather hear

him bag up than talk about bagging up

communions yeah I don't think that we're

going to get that album anyway I don't

want an album about where the clips

ain't moved about 100 bricks I'm going

to keep it real well it can move 50 yeah

push will be there yeah but if malice is

coming on there on his you know I'm I'm

happy for him in his personal life great

but you got to understand we fell in

love with malice the rappid the artist

like wait wait cuz I hate to go back to

Love and Hip Hop but I meant to ask you

guys for your opinion on this this uh

man DC's baby mama thing did y'all read

it no no I saw the

episode

um well she made a post on Instagram

basically the whole thing about her not

letting her kids see me D's cuz he's in

jail mhm she did a whole long post about

it mhm it was all sentimental and [ __ ]

mhm but her position

is her position is let me see if I can

get to the end most boys want to be like

their fathers and I want my son to be

like his dad only a better version I

want him to have his best qualities and

none of his flaws so the best thing for

me to do is keep him away from

Correctional Facilities as much as

possible bring him up the best way I

know how as a mother how do we feel

about this I agree I'm not mad at I

agree and disagree man DC's I think has

been very remorseful about what he's

been doing and very lucid in his

responses to it explaining to his son in

that Correctional Facility could leave

an impression that he would not want to

be

there instead of this mystery of where

my dad is in jail I don't really know

what the [ __ ] is going on my thing is I

I not that I agree with what the mother

said like you know I don't think you

should ever keep your kids away from

their father but I understand her

position I understand what she's trying

to say that she doesn't want tell me

what she's trying to

she doesn't even want her son to to like

what it ever be in that facility like I

don't even if it's visiting none of that

[ __ ] I don't ever want him to walk foot

then you're keeping your kid you're

keeping the kid away from his dad yeah

no for a prolonged period right but what

I'm saying is how how in that in that

circumstance she doesn't want her son to

ever experience anything that has to do

with we got we got what she wants but

the dad is in jail right so now how are

you seeing the dad I mean they I don't

care about what she wants

dad is in jail Dad don't want to be in

jail no yeah absolutely [ __ ] what she

wants the dad is in jail how is the kid

seeing the dad and the dad is sitting

for a stretch dad is going to go go away

for about four I mean you're going to

not see your kid in four

years if he was whing before I would say

no but he seems like very in have an in

I can't even speak has a good grasp on

what is going on and how bad it is and

it's ruined his family so I think

putting them in front of each other can

explain to that child what is going on

way better than not seeing him when he's

up there or or or don't let him you know

give us some time you know the kid is

still young you know maybe kind of you

can't tell me that he got to be a

teenager soon right no hell no M no he's

not a teenager no he's no older than

six's really he's a younger kid I I

don't I don't know how old is but six I

would have thought it was a little too

young I just can't fathom a scenario in

which it's okay it's okay to not see

your dad in 4 years even if he's in jail

even if he's in jail no I I get that but

I'm saying I understand where the mother

is coming from mentally understand what

she saying she doesn't want her son ever

around any of that [ __ ] great but you

[ __ ]

somebody and now it's your job to parent

yeah it's not just a decision for you to

make because I'm sitting in jail

somewhere what the [ __ ] are we talking

about yeah I understand that but I

understand where sometimes sometimes our

k kids end up yearning for all that we

tried to protect them from number one so

you trying to protect him from what not

knowing about jails and what's going on

that's that's first of all that's an

illusion in today's world my kid know

about all that [ __ ] from the internet

but and yeah true turn so so you're

protecting him from what you don't think

that kid is cognizant enough to know

where his father is no he definitely

does Dr if you're telling me that you

can't teach him that jail is is not the

way to go about life without him uh

seeing is that you can't as a mother you

can't do that that's why I said I kind

of understand what she's coming from I

don't understand it I don't understand

it she she she she just speaking from

she doesn't ever want her son you know

ever walking in that type of facility I

understand that part but as parents you

know and situations happen in life and

so they have to find a way to kind of

meet at a

medium and get through that situation

but I understand as a mother what she's

trying to say she doesn't want her son

to ever walk foot in the facility like

that whatever Floyd and uh TI are

beefing again I don't never want to talk

about

Floyd oh yeah was there a reason for

that or no I just think Floyd is I don't

know I just don't like Floyd Great boxer

Great athlete but I just don't like oh

yeah you never like Floyd yeah Floyd's

not so likable yeah but but I have a it

just it

was it's not it's nothing like with all

this personal fancy [ __ ] I just don't

think Floyd is a is a is a is a good per

good-hearted person I don't know him

like that but [ __ ] that I've seen like

the way he was talking to his dad on HBO

a few years ago once I see you talk to

your father like that I can't respect

you I can't I I don't like [ __ ] like

that so it matters none that they they

made up no do you feel the same way

about Dez

Bryant

yeah H I just don't think you you ever

disrespect your parents like that

there's never a reason for you to ever

disrespect your parents like that like

he was the way he disrespect respected

his father on that HBO Sports that that

was that was a little that was crazy to

me like I couldn't believe yeah I

couldn't believe he was talking to his

father like that I could not believe

that and I felt like he was only doing

that as a ego thing and as because you

know Floyd has all this money has all

these people around him that praise him

and all this and it's like d that's

that's your father though like I don't

give a [ __ ] about all this money [ __ ]

and all this wealth and all the

celebrity that you've attained that's

your dad man you don't talk to your

father like that for the world to see

the world saw that now if you have an

argument with your dad in the house and

there's no C just family right here that

you know it's a little different but you

know there cameras here there's other

people just standing here in this gym

like you talking to your father like

he's a piece of [ __ ] I can't respect

that your mother or your father you

never disrespect him like that well

that's just me he seems to uh respect

tiny cuz he get the whole thing back the

second time yeah but that's all that's

just again that's ego [ __ ] yeah I don't

like when celebrities do that yeah

that's just ego [ __ ] man that's corny to

me like I dog that's corny because these

These [ __ ] Only [ __ ] with you

because you got money like that's just

the bottom line well we can't prove that

no that's proven I mean we can't prove

Chi chicks don't even like Floyd that

[ __ ] with Floyd they don't even like him

I've I've heard it out of chicks mouths

that [ __ ] with him they don't like him

they call him corny and all this [ __ ]

but he got he paying he paying like he

way well how often can you believe it

when a girl call somebody corny it

depends on the girl you're talking to

see all right so is this a credible

corny here that we're getting it's

incredible corny especially when it's

coming from women that don't know each

other that say the same thing it's some

truth to it all right fine so we'll

leave it alone yeah we can talk about uh

homeboy uh what's uh homeboy's name RG3

with this whole [ __ ] oh his wife uh

writing that goodbye letter on Instagram

or some [ __ ]

Twitter one of them shits what wrote a

Dear John Letter on uh RG3 left his

pregnant wife for the girl for his

girlfriend mhm and she had a breakdown

on Twitter and she created a Twitter

just to go at him but the go at was kind

of weak the rant was weak probably

because she's white and really can't

write a good rant somebody should have

ghostwritten the rant the rant was more

like oh how could you I was there for

you all of these she needed the whole

friend to spice that up a little bit

yeah yeah it wasn't I didn't feel bad

for her after the r she should have gave

her password to her black girlfriend or

something yeah it wasn't it wasn't

really rocking it wasn't really rocking

I'm not even I'm not even going to

bother to read it yeah I was going to

find it uh young and may ran off on the

plug all right now let listen let's talk

about

this cuz cuz we let's talk about young

and may getting 33 grand for a what what

was it a show or young now young young

and is a friend of the show Absolutely

friend of the show yeah all right she's

been whing a lot man me she's been

really bugging out last few weeks man

yeah you getting 33 Grand for a show you

start bugging out too no no I wouldn't

okay no I wouldn't you've bugged out

with less than 33 grand for a show what

the [ __ ] are you talking about Sam you

think everything is funny that's [ __ ]

problem are you shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ]

Jo went wild

crazy I'm scared for this [ __ ] to start

getting 33,000 a [ __ ] night you know

the type of [ __ ] that would be going on

M nothing bad you would lose your

[ __ ] mind you have such the wrong

impression of me know I have the realest

impression of I've seen you with all

your layers filled away just standing

I'm like that's Joe but I love him but

that's Joe are you talking about the

jail story again no I'm talking about

every story that we we we've been around

each other you are [ __ ] wow bro 33

Grand a night I'm scared to see that for

you I ain't going to lie to you bro see

God only going to give you what you can

handle man I think I would be perfectly

fine might I add no you would be you

would be very well off getting 33 Grand

a night but I know that you nothing

different would be happening I would be

home maybe the wildest thing I would buy

an elephant no no no no no [ __ ] with

what you wild I'm talking about you you

would be going crazy I see the way you

talk to the soundman and the light guys

now imagine if you was getting 40 grand

for that performance no all right so

that's the problem so you haven't met

nice Joe now I've met nice Joe I've met

wild Joe I've met crazy I've met

nightpool Joe I've met Molly Joe I've

met every Jo 97 bodies Joe 97 bodies Joe

what what other Joe you the real number

Joe yeah like [ __ ] I love it hip hop

Joe cup of Joe I've met every Joe man

wait wait a minute for quick sidebar do

y'all know that Trey songs is telling

people that he just turned

32 I think that's I think he's really 32

man if you don't get that the [ __ ] out

of here no he is that's his real age I'm

not rolling no no that's his real age

that's his real age I'm not buying I'm

I'm I'm positive that's his real age I'm

positive 32 I actually thought he was

you know when Trey songs came out yeah

all right how old was Trey songs when he

came out

24 23 24 he came out in ' 04 Trey songs

has been out that's my point longer than

8 years he came out in ' 04 32 he might

have been a younger than that this

that's his age though I got him coming

in around that age too that that might

be and he came in in ' 04 so how the

[ __ ] is he 32 no he might have been he

might have been a little less than that

21 I'm not rolling but back back to

Young ma young ma a [ __ ] gave her 33

Stacks there was no paperwork she didn't

feel obligated to but homie said the

promoter was saying that she was saying

that the the venue wasn't packed it was

empty no that's a different that's a

different story that's the same one

that's the one no that's the same guy

the same one that was the same guy

talking like that he put out two videos

uh he put out one where they was

strapped up him and all his friends and

then when he calmed down a little bit he

told the story he put out a video of him

and his friend strapped up with guns in

the cell phone camera what were they

going to do I don't like people putting

guns and cameras stop putting guns in

through the phone something tells me men

that have guns on camera are not the

best business savvy people in the world

so he said that that's what she said yo

the venue's empty it's going to look bad

basically if I hit this stage like

whatever so did she get a money back no

obviously she

didn't so I mean they should have been

strapped up

then saying the way she did it was whack

like she just left her and a management

a managers went to the airport then was

in another city the next night doing the

show like I I can vouch I've done

business that's a lot of money to run

off with though I've done business with

young Ma and her management team and I

haven't dealt with someone so great in

years yeah they were amazing I think I

came on this podcast after that and said

I can't believe how great young amaz

team is well who asked you [ __ ] stop

trying to provide news that would derail

us from a good story

[Laughter]

who ask this [ __ ] to in with fact y I

can't tell you she was no it was a

pleasure to deal with Yo Joe you

definitely have the most intellectual

way of insulting somebody ever what are

you talking about don't provide me with

such information that would derail my

point what the [ __ ] talking about he's

like Jersey City [ __ ] why you talking

like this to me y don't derail me from

my first thought M there's two syllables

in D no man [ __ ] don't don't use deril

man I don't like you using der you from

Jersey City man we used derail no no

[ __ ] in Jersey City have ever used

derailed you derailed so are you

derailed me from my [ __ ] thought now

all right now I thought this I was

impressed by

this the weekend's streaming numbers

M the weekend is averaging 32.8 millon

streams

daily just on Spotify and has also set

the new alltime record for most streams

in a single

day for a song that I think is [ __ ]

trash 32 million people think otherwise

I could make a point that I think you've

thought every number one record in the

last six seven months was trash what I

would have to know what those records

were what's your favorite record right

now currently Salange

still

okay the weekend has some dope records

on that album well who well what's come

out since the launch Bruno Mars has come

out we know how I feel about that the

weekend has come

out what what what has come out in R&B

since uh that six six lack six black

whatever his name is that came out

that's supposed to be R&B what does come

out in R&B uh party or wait you're

talking about period yeah period he just

number one well what other number one

records what I don't I don't know what a

number one I'm just saying that to say

well be I am a hater yeah I I hate [ __ ]

a lot MH but then if I'm wrong about it

I come back around and be wrong about it

Rolling Stone put out their list of

where they put albums and rank albums

and all that [ __ ] already uh yeah the

top 50 albums of like the year mhm

chance was 21 MH somewhere around

there um

there was somebody else close to there

oh oh uh Young Thug was pretty high I

got uh I have the highlights here Drake

was

40 was Drake was 42 yeah Beyonce number

one David Bowie two chance number three

uh five is Frank Ocean chance was number

three or 21 three I don't know where Joe

got oh cuz Young Thug must have been

21 uh Young Thug is 10 oh I [ __ ] the

numbers up yeah yeah your numbers are

way off not about Drake we know we know

that number we know if any number you

just yelled is correct is that one so my

point being I clearly was not the only

one to feel like that about that now now

cuz we're not going to stay on that but

what I do want to talk about here is

interesting enough Rory was asking me

what I thought we should do for our

2-year anniversary because it's coming

up soon I can't even believe that it's

almost two years that we have been doing

this podcast I can't believe I've been

committed to something for that long

that's paid so little well kind of well

my two-month anniversary is next week

for the podcast oh me and my baby I

can't believe I've been committed to

something for two

months for two months this is a

milestone yeah it is it is a

milestone so so Rory was trying to he

was trying to figure out what we should

do last year we did a live podcast that

I ruined we're not going to do that

again I don't think Joe doing anything

live is a good idea you too he's a

rapper he's too unpredictable that's

tough I would never want you to do

anything live he kind of just killed

like your your dreams at 36 this is

exactly why what's your dream he wants

to be a rapper oh yeah no rappers

perform that wouldn't be it's kind of

not my dream anymore see you don't even

know my dreams my aspirations wants to

be a detective who are you you want to

be a detective I know you I don't want

to be a detective M no you want to you

want to be you want to detect some [ __ ]

I know you bro you want to detect some

[ __ ] you want to drive around in the car

and hop out on [ __ ] like yo listen fam

we not going to do that right now play

games I know what you little [ __ ] is

out here doing that's what you want to

do at at this point of your life that's

all you want to do I don't know why M

has this idea I don't know where he gets

this stuff from you've never proved me

wrong I forgot what I was talking about

now cuz this [ __ ] about our 2y year

anniversary oh the 2 year anniversary so

this is Rory's idea wait we're going to

say it now why not why not well we're

going to ruin the surprise oh it's a

surprise oh wait you're trying to really

do it yeah oh oh no I I think we should

talk about that we did and you were like

yeah that's a good idea oh I IG on that

I don't think it's a good idea anymore

oh well you have to bring me up up to uh

I'm trying to use the jery c word up to

breast is that a word bring me a breast

we don't want to derail you off the

breast bring me a breast of a

conversation that is taking place up to

breast I don't I don't see that's we

don't talk like that where I'm from

bring me a breast a breast of the

situation is that what it is a breast

bring me up to breast bring me a breast

of the situation I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] make you

a breast oh make me a breast make me a

bre stop putting the St on it a breast

yeah [ __ ] out of here make me both think

why we can't just say it Rory I don't

see why it's got to be a big secret they

not even dope like that oh I just why he

trying to [ __ ] on your ideas I don't

care he not [ __ ] on my idea cuz he

ain't come up with a single idea I want

I want to hear Rory's idea Rory's idea

is to have uh mty and Pete come back for

a two-year anniversary mhm that'll be

dope

no okay whatever I think it'll be done

don't let him show on your idea Mo

right well I don't know I don't know you

said two ideas no I said he didn't come

up with a single [ __ ] idea I don't

know if that would be dope or not why I

don't know because it would depend on on

I told Rory I would have to be too

concerned about the the

entertainment value of our podcast I was

saying I think that would be

entertaining our fans are very invested

in this podcast I very entertain no I

know but that means I couldn't stick to

my guns in my point cuz I would have to

worry about the entertainment

value well you sticking to one point

would be entertaining to me so I think

that that would be ENT can't do that on

my podcast I think I think you staying a

breast I would be cuz I think at now I

don't think it's any like real bad blood

no of course there's no bad blood I I

love fun conversation I'll be able to

cut peed up a little bit snap on him you

know what I mean that type of [ __ ] he's

easy target Roy said he's going to

invite them

I think you should Rory way to go Rory

oh I think you should text her because

the last text was you're fired and I

think that' be a great image to write

the next text you want to come back he

definitely deleted that

thread and she definitely deleted that

thread so that text doesn't I don't

delete any threads in my phone yeah you

thread man yeah I leave them that might

be your new name thread

man y this [ __ ] keeps everything you

thread man for sure I I'm not with

deleting [ __ ] no I delete [ __ ] every day

I don't give a [ __ ] but why you're

single no it's just I don't like seeing

you know what I mean like too many textt

get that [ __ ] out of I don't like seeing

too many text yeah I'm OCD with that

like I don't want to see any like emails

and the numbers pop up I red delete all

that [ __ ] I'm I don't like none of that

[ __ ] you learn something new about your

friends every day I tell you delete all

that for what what we keeping text

threads for you never know what you

might yeah that's when you screenshot it

and oh see I don't do that yeah if I

need if I feel like I need need a piece

of a conversation or yeah just delete

that part of it and the rest of that

[ __ ] delete for what is there anything

really important that that that we

missed I don't know about that [ __ ]

oh we had a a conversation right after

our two-year about uh friend of the show

Bryson tiller if you want to touch upon

that oh baby what happened with Bryson

man hater Joe is back

R so he put out a record like

think uh he's up against the ropes and

is

nervous you done you think that I don't

think that Bryson tiller's the ropes M

mm I'm listening all eyes on Mr tiller

uhu I think that all eyes on Mr tiller I

think that Mr tiller has a lot of weight

on his shoulders following the success

of his debut I think we all agree on

that I think that he has been handled

and marketed a certain way thus far mhm

uh I think they have kept him away from

doing but so many features they've

they've paired him they've been very

careful in their

pairings and I think he's leaked a few

records that have that they have we've

seen a good job done of them getting

swept Under The Rook mhm that is what I

think so I said to

Rory I said your man your man's in them

Mr tiller well is I'm anxious to see

what he comes with my my response to the

records being swept under the rug RCA is

one of the better labels out there now I

don't yo all Rory does on this podcast

is [ __ ] massages political connects

Rory I don't care I don't know who you

know at RCA my [ __ ] let

get stop complimenting everyone say

something B why don't you [ __ ] build

find some goon and say something bad for

a change Mo when he's done I made made

compliment I made this point in our

conversation and it befuddled him and he

stopped so right there he tried to

interrupt me in making the point to not

make it seem as valid so he knew what he

was doing there right no I'm just being

no no no no go ahead make the point I

want to hear it again RCA being one of

the better labels out there I don't have

any political [ __ ] connects at RCA I

know that uh I don't think with one of

their biggest artists they're not going

to put energy time and money behind a

record that he released on Soundcloud I

think you're going to know when a single

is out for Bryson Tiller that the label

is behind also I think tiller uh trap

Soul being such a Project based album

that went well wasn't just a single he

could do not a Beyonce but like a week

out yo I'm dropping a full project no

singles MH till tiller could do that

that'd be the smarter thing to do if I

was on one of the better labels like RCA

you know you keep saying that and you

kept saying that the other day and I

replied to all of those points so let me

do it again when you're that big of an

artist and you sell 1 million physical

copies like he did and you stream as

much as he did you don't need label

support or anything if you drop a record

enough people are going to hear it and

decide what is to come of it right when

you're that magnitude of artist right

that's number one number two whenever

RCA decides to put some effort into a

song know what the first thing they're

going to do is put it on soundcl

so those points have those points have

nothing to do with nothing they'll put

it they'll put it on Spotify they'll put

it on Apple music they'll put it

somewhere where it's profitable and can

be seen by everybody not just [ __ ]

SoundCloud they'll put the regular

records on Soundcloud just you're say

just because that's one thing compared

mean regular records his career started

from SoundCloud yeah but he's not he's

not a starving artist anymore who who

whoa so so let's just stop taking all

credit away from SoundCloud everything

that this gentle from when I saying that

they

would not just SoundCloud of course

they'll put it on everything but he's

been putting music on SoundCloud and he

has gotten music to pop from SoundCloud

we can't ignore this I'm suggesting the

biggest artist now arguing with me I'm

not even saying nothing bad all I'm

saying is I'm anxious to see cuz the

thing about people with this sound and

not just Bryson but everybody with this

sound that's very popular now

mhm it's a sound that you kind of have

to be good at to keep doing we talked

about he's one of yeah he's one of the

better people that does it I would think

so well he's made it a a genre trap Soul

it's it's also a sound well he's made

that that body of

work yeah I think that's his sound like

that's his what he's he's telling you

what he's presenting trap Soul that's

what he is he's trap Soul you know all

right I I'll say this I understand that

I want to see how how far he can carry

that sound out when fetty had that real

big year it seemed like he was

introducing a sound I guess that's why I

was so disappointed cuz when it seemed

like he was introducing a sound I said

damn I wonder how far he can carry that

sound MH and then the sound changed I

don't think this sound is changing

anytime soon I don't either but fetty

being as talented as he is can adapt oh

yeah no I'm not I'm by no means saying

that he won't be back [ __ ] but a lot of

these artists cannot adapt outside of

that sound because that sound when you

can't sing is much easier but Bryson can

sing that's why he's been so so much

more popular in it my point is I just

think a lot of I think a lot of people

are expecting a lot from Bryson with

this next project I think that's my

that's my point yeah and when and when

should it be

coming [ __ ] January it's been a while

it's been a while right M I think we all

want to hear new Bry and T music but

yeah my my prediction is week out you're

getting a project it's not going to be a

single unless they have some smash that

they know is 100% going to work and I

like that way of doing things I think

he's one of the people that can 100% put

out a surprise project right this second

and people are going to go buy it and