That's Witty

The thoughts, views, and opinions

expressed by this podcast whose bullets

hosts are for entertainment purposes

only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is

not real. No one is exposing, revealing,

indicting or telling you anything about

themselves. Also, we do not encourage

you to try this at home. We are trained

professionals who do not have your best

interest at heart or our own. Enjoy the

show.

Microphone check. What is this

JB? Back to business.

I guess right now we should start the

show.

>> I'm getting slower. You should never

think he's just talking. I ain't even

get it. I still don't get it.

>> You know what my problem is? I give

people the humans the benefit of the

doubt more than the benefit of the doubt

is dead.

>> Nah. Once you know who somebody is, you

kind of I know Mark is on [ __ ] The

second he sit there, it's all [ __ ]

>> Yeah, that's how it is.

>> Yeah,

>> Mark made a funny that went totally

undetected by me, but once I got it, I

still

>> Those are the best.

>> Yeah, still ain't those are the best.

>> That's cool.

>> Re resaying it. It won't be funny the

second to be there. But

>> you have to you got to be witty.

>> It's one of those things.

How you so many [ __ ] without whit?

Cuz you did.

>> Said I ain't with him.

>> You did.

>> God damn. You did your numbers without

whit. That's crazy. You

>> said I ain't with it.

>> Are you with him?

>> Wait, are you That's why I'm not

dragging it. I'm just asking.

>> Huh?

>> Are you with it?

>> I had to be something. I ain't had no

trauma to bond over. I had to do

something back.

And there's plenty of drama in there for

you to bond over.

You know what I mean? It's cool.

>> Okay. So, you are witty and I'm leaving

alone.

>> Just tell me. Yes.

>> Get away from me, bro.

>> All right. Forget

>> you think he's witty up here.

>> Huh?

>> You always give You're tell you take a

sip.

>> Just stare at you.

>> He got to learn how to not take the sip.

>> Do I think ish is witty or is

>> my man? I ain't never going to talk. Yo,

y'all can't trick me. Y'all can't trick

me to talking bad about my man. Y'all

trying to trick me. Yes is the answer to

that. I think I really

>> I don't think he witty with the

>> He might put on a little extra weight.

>> Never the case. You know he up there

still doing that stupid 89 shot brother

[ __ ]

>> Joy you witty with the [ __ ] Say word

is born.

>> Word is every stop.

>> Okay. About to be hiding.

>> Then that's my bad then. I'm good. N

>> if it's anybody as bad as mine. My

fault. Then my fault if you can play

with you like that. All right, bro.

>> What do you think he'd be saying to him?

>> Oh my god.

>> I told you.

>> You got right to do this.

>> It's 20 years of interview. So expelled

upon that.

>> Nothing but I can help you with that.

>> You got a 580 right now.

>> Nothing but if you got a coffee machine,

I can do it for you.

>> Yo, I got that from you though. I can

help you with that. Oh,

that's wet. That's wet.

>> That's too much. Come on. Too much wet.

>> Oh,

>> don't do that. That's recent.

>> That's new game.

>> Yeah, that's new. Don't do that. That's

That's new.

>> And that's a joke. Totally joking, man.

I'm glad everybody's in a good mood.

Good to see y'all. Good to see you. Good

to see y'all, man. Happy Valentine's

Day. Happy Valentine Day.

>> Happy Valentine's Day.

>> Happy Valentine's Day.

>> We'll get to it. Mark said Mark said,

"How long you think our opening

Valentine's Day segment is going to go

to?" [ __ ] was like

real quick. Real quick,

>> stupid.

>> Oh, man. All right. Come on. Let's have

a good time. I meant to tell you when we

did the fistbone thing that James was a

little ashy.

Why you always take everything I say

like some type of

I wonder why. I wonder why.

>> God damn. And that lotion. I smell. I

ain't going to hold you.

>> That lotion is not supposed to be here.

>> Yeah. This got the little London and the

devil worshiper signs on. You know money

right here.

>> Yeah. You don't know what it mean ain't

supposed to be here like Deborah Cox.

Boy, I got to start searching these

drawers. I got to start searching these

dressers and leave some good [ __ ] over

here.

>> Yeah, supposed to be meant for me to

take home in the morning.

>> Oh, no. This dude got some [ __ ] man. If

you don't throw me that lotion over

here,

>> I

don't even use lotion. I don't, you

know, it been 5° outside.

>> You need some, too?

>> Yeah, I do, actually.

>> Word word. This [ __ ] ain't bad, my

>> man. Nah, it been so cold and I've been

home not putting no lotion on. I've been

scratching the soul off your skin

absolute all over my body. Scratching

the absolute. It got so bad the other

night. 3:00 in the morning. I went to

the bathroom and got some lotion. Like,

all right.

>> All right. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll

do it.

>> Yeah, I'll do it. I'll get some lotion.

It's no more. The itch kept coming back.

>> Yeah, bro. I just ignore the itch.

That's That's some expensive laundry

right there.

>> Wait, you took some

tried too. All right.

>> Well, okay. But where is it?

>> You get it back.

>> Yeah, it's a dub on that [ __ ] All

right.

>> How much I call [ __ ] poppers.

>> Actually, pick up some more of those.

>> [ __ ] Get the value.

>> [ __ ] That [ __ ] All right.

>> That that [ __ ]

Get these drops out the way real quick

for the best thing going.

>> So glad y'all could be here with us

today.

>> Got an amazing show lined up for y'all

today. So happy you could be here.

Salutations greetings.

Who is that? Who is that?

>> My [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> All right. What episode is this?

>> 903.

>> Welcome to episode 9003 of the Joe

Button podcast. Brought to you by fueled

by powered by Prize Pics. Prize Pix

Gang. I'm your humble, gracious,

grateful, extremely happy to be here.

Host Joe Button. Here with some really

amazing people. To my right, the

birthday girl. The birthday girl. I did

not expect the birthday girl to be

punctual on her birthday. She may or may

not show up. We'll see.

>> We'll check it out. Shout out to our

girl Deamona. Happy birthday.

Next to not her, our good brother,

Philly's finest, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill in

the building. Next to him, you know what

time it is. Mr. Thousand Doors and up.

Our good brother is here with us today.

Next to him, the freeziest of them all.

Big Freeze is in the building. Next to

him, Elmyra's finest. Big Parks is here.

Po is here. Cory is here. Erikson is

here. Tanner and Savon are here by

remote. Last, but certainly not least,

each and every one of you guys are here.

Shout out to uh everybody listening out

there. Shout out to all the business

people, the nineto-5s, the protesters,

the activists. Shout out to the hate

listeners. Shout out to each and every

one of y'all. Couldn't have done this

without y'all. How's everybody doing?

>> Good, man.

>> Good, man. Good, good, good. I like

that. You got

>> Oh, thanks, man.

>> I like it.

>> Shout out to the uh I got to think of

the I'll think of the name of this. It's

a black woman that makes these u the

sister uh makes these political uh crew

necks. So, I bought one and just want to

shout out a small business.

>> Yeah, it's fine.

>> Yeah. Hey, so your kids off the next

couple days?

>> No, just Monday.

>> Monday.

>> Mine's off Tuesday, too.

>> Mine's off Monday and Tuesday, but New

York got the whole week off.

>> Yeah, this week.

>> What? They're just making [ __ ] up.

>> Midwinter break.

>> Oh, yeah. N had winter break.

>> Mid winter.

>> That's what they call it.

>> They told us President's Day and then

Lunar New Year on Tuesday.

>> The [ __ ]

>> Lunar New Year.

>> We ain't on the moon, [ __ ]

>> I didn't know the [ __ ] They just making

up [ __ ]

>> Oh yeah. Nah, the Monday. Hold up.

That's it.

>> Might be at your house.

>> We told you the earth flat.

>> Trying to put one and two together.

>> He's been with you.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> BM talking about something. Yeah, he's

off Monday and Tuesday. I know it's my

weekend, but just in case you want to

see him

Monday, he's all yours. Looks like

>> it's a long weekend.

>> Looks like the weekend landed on my

side.

Tada.

>> Oh man, why [ __ ] don't be what?

Anyway man.

>> Kids just talk. Uh, what's up? What's

popping? What's popping? What's popping?

Happy Valentine's Day to the fellas.

>> Happy Valentine's Day to all these

involved fellas in here. Come on, man.

Talk about it. Hey, I see you new age

[ __ ] doing uh fellas times.

>> They're doing that.

>> I seen a few. I've seen a few

>> fellas times.

>> Fella's time.

>> Let the girls have their Gallentine.

>> Wait. Y Wait. Wait. I'm not trying to

take Gallent times from the girls. And

it's disgusting.

>> Gay and

gay.

What is first? What's doing? No. First

of all, what's Valentine? Just

>> when a whole bunch of girls get together

and have an excuse in which to celebrate

some [ __ ] and get drunk and sit

>> and man bash.

>> Got you. On Valentine's Day.

>> No. No. It's like a day before, a day or

two before, which is fly. I think that's

dope.

>> And so now we going to get together and

do that?

>> No. Exactly.

>> Okay. Yeah. That's weird.

>> Not we, but some men out there.

>> Why is it so gay for fellas to get

together?

>> We just had this at the Super Bowl. That

was

>> That was No. You know why? You know what

makes it gay? Well, not gay.

>> Not gay. Let's stop. Yeah. Yeah. Let me

stop. But because you're doing it

because the girls are doing it

>> like because they got their own [ __ ]

that they named and themed it out. So

now you feel like, oh, if y'all got

that, we got to go get this.

>> We got That's where it gets talented.

>> Yeah. What the [ __ ] are you doing?

>> It might not be Gabe, but it's a little

sassy. At least we can say.

>> Very sassy. Very sassy.

>> Very very very sassy.

>> Like let the women have something. We

don't care.

>> Well, what what is everyone's

Valentine's Day plans here? Come on. I'm

I, you know, I was scrambling like cuz

y'all y'all taught me that tonight we

going to the New Edition uh Boys to Men

show tonight, the night before

Valentine's Day. I thought that would

get me over. Y'all y'all y'all gave me

an understanding

[ __ ] to do with it.

>> Apparently, it's just coincidence,

right?

>> Yeah. It just so happens that it was

there.

>> So, I'm trying to find a way to do

something tomorrow and I couldn't figure

out. And then, uh, Jill Scott announced

that she's going to be at the Blue Note.

>> Oh, is she?

>> Yeah. On Valentine's Day. Two sets, one

at 8, one at 10:30. Sexy.

>> I'm going to see you there, bro.

>> Say,

>> Jill Scott at the Blue No.

>> That's what I'm saying. 8:00 Valentine,

right? I just got I got to find a

babysitter. That's the only thing.

>> Yo,

>> but it's about to be

>> perfect. About to propose.

>> Propose what? Then we go to after hours.

Oh, that boy. That boy right there.

>> Oh, man.

>> That is hilarious.

>> That's a good one.

>> Yeah. No. So, that's that's our move.

She was sold out within an hour of the

tickets. So, I had to make a phone call.

Y'all, I'm sure y'all can make the same

phone calls and get in there. But I

would say make them phone calls now.

>> Yeah. About to

>> cuz you know how tight it is in there.

>> That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's a

fact.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. So, I better make those calls.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I need that table and that

[ __ ] that New Orleans seafood soup.

>> Keep talking about that.

>> Whatever that soup is, I need

>> You are a foodie for real.

>> He speaks of the blue note in that

particular is delicious. Every time they

name one of the better soups in New York

City.

>> Yeah, that soup is delicious. It is.

That's one of my move. That and the

garlic shrimp in there. I eat I eat that

all day.

>> Yeah,

we greedy as [ __ ]

>> We also want to spend time with our

ladies. I'm about to think we're

supposed to be talking about celebrating

our ladies and we talking about soup

>> garlic shrimp and [ __ ]

>> All right. So, Jill Scott, that's a good

idea. That's a good idea. I am going to

try to get in there.

>> Yeah, same.

>> [ __ ] what you up to?

>> [ __ ]

>> He don't celebrate this Valentine's Day.

[ __ ] around, bro.

>> He buys flowers every week.

>> Every day Valentine's slagging off.

>> Oh, damn. So, for real?

>> Probably a month ago.

>> Oh, still there. people that you good.

>> So you're not doing nothing for No, I

ain't doing show.

>> Oh, got it.

>> Does your If you don't mind me asking,

does your lady did she do that before

you?

>> I don't think she

>> She wasn't familiar with that.

>> Life didn't exist before me, bro.

>> No, I'm joking. I'm joking. I don't I

don't know.

>> You don't ask that?

>> No. Cuz

>> what was the question?

>> Did she do Valentine before Valentine's

Day before me?

>> Cuz she lived a whole life and then if

you're going to be with somebody and you

Valentine's Day just stops. Oh, I didn't

take it like she didn't.

>> All that's a blur.

>> That's a blur. It's

>> like, no, I'm playing,

man.

>> I'm joking. But no, um I don't know. But

like I

tell you all that [ __ ] from day one.

Like I don't do Halloween. I don't do

Valentine. Like

>> the first date.

>> No, but you know,

>> let's get this out of the way now.

Halloween

hearts in the car, [ __ ] Like, nah. Um,

no. So, it's just been a long time. So

she she already know like we don't we we

do the other that's the typical [ __ ] we

do on the norm. So it's not

>> got

we got a nice little dinner um planned

out. Got some [ __ ] for I am going to try

to pee in that blue a little later.

>> Where your kids going to be when you

when y'all do that?

>> We kid free this weekend. Hey

>> I was going to jump

[ __ ]

They get dropped off today and my

daughter's with her mom's until

Wednesday. So yeah. That's nice.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Parks,

>> you know, a little romantic dinner.

Little little bag, you know, a little

little chocolates, little You know what

I mean?

>> Bag bag of chocolates.

>> Yeah. Burko Chanel. You know what I

mean?

>> No. No.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

>> Maybe Christmas. Yeah.

>> I see you got your little cable crew on.

You ready? haircut. It's ro Yeah, it's

romance weekend. I see you, man. I see

you,

>> Joe. Yeah, Joe.

>> Don't try to dodge this. You want take a

sip, [ __ ] No, no, no, no, no.

>> Cuz I'm like, I don't have anything

planned.

>> I don't particularly

>> I don't have anything planned at all.

Like, we we we talked. Listen, from my

birthday,

>> that's a good that's a good Valentine's

Day gift.

>> Talk talk.

>> Sit you down and have a combo. From my

birthday to New Year's to New Year's

Day, there's too many birthdays and kids

birthdays and holidays. By the time

Valentine's Day gets here, I'm I'm

drained. I'm drained. And we trying to

save.

>> So, it's like, yeah, we'll go to the New

Edition Boys to Men concert. We'll try

to go to the Jill Scott concert. We'll

try to do dinner. But

>> how about y'all do food? Other than

other than that, I mean, [ __ ] not even

really

a That's a good point.

>> Not Not even really. So we on some

weight loss journey [ __ ] together. We

used to be

>> about that black

>> that black get you in anywhere you want

to go.

>> Oh yeah.