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I was saying. Nice little Audi truck. It was old. It's trying to ask you

a question. I'll pay for the Uber. I'll put it on that. She took the

bus here. Stop with the bus. Y'all blow me.

How'd you get here? What's the truth? How'd you get here?

I thought you were saying he was lying. I was trying to get your... Listen.

Oh, dawg. I took a little PT this morning. Yo, I'm Hertz Platinum. I got

you. You know what I mean? Listen, that's all that story. Let's call the card.

He got all the perks. You Hertz Platinum. What the fuck are you

talking about? How you feel? How you fucking weight up? Platinum status or Hertz? How

are you in real estate and you Hertz Platinum? Where you was driving? Where

you needed all the rentals? I'm asking you a question. How you

getting... You know how many Hertz's I got? I ain't never made it to Hertz.

And he bragged about it. Presidential. Presidential? Oh,

shit. What else you got? What else you got?

Come on, man. Oh, shit. Big stupid Wally was holding all them cards.

the biggest hurts black yeah it's not a card and sometimes when you go in

hurts they got a young working so he don't know all the rules he's got

to tell him you know you know i'm a member you know a presidential right

he named me on the screen bro oh oh

my god oh that's funny we got a we

got uber our sister home For sure. Yeah, she shouldn't be taking a Peter Pan

to work. Or Amtrak. Peter Pan? She shouldn't be taking a Peter Pan to work.

Yo, I'll open up the floor and allow y'all room to apologize to the nail

techs. Uh-oh. It was on y'all ass? Not me. I didn't say nothing about it.

It was on y'all ass for that. I don't want my daughter to grow up

and be a nail tech. Who said that? Do y'all want to apologize to the

nail techs out there, yes or no? Who said that? Shout out to the nail

techs listening out there. You know what I mean? We love you. I do. You

know how many nail techs do nails to this part? Yeah. Nah, they, these

three. Who said it? These three. Yo, don't do that. You horrible at that. Go

ahead, though. These three? Mark, you. Look, let me point and help you. You.

And him. More than this is what happened. I said, he asked me if I

would be disappointed. I asked the three of them. Yeah, if I'd be disappointed if

my daughter wanted to be a nail tech. And I said yes. They all said

yes. Yes. We didn't. Go ahead, though. But part of it was because I said

I done paid all this money for college tuition. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah,

I'd be disappointed. That part, man. And you know what? The nail techs that's listening

right now, you're disappointed. Oh, shit. Damn. Oh, shit. No, I'm serious.

Double it down. Oh, shit. Yo, what the f***

is wrong with you? That's not what I said. What I said was, if you

spent a half a million dollars on education, and then your daughter or son wanted

to take a route that didn't justify your money that you spent, you would be

disappointed. You got to pay that money back. It's a half a million dollars that

you borrowed. If you left high school and went to cosmetology school and you was

a nail tech, them nail techs be making six figures. I'm not mad at that.

I ain't mad at that neither. Some of the nail techs make more money than

doctors. Well, then that would negate the half a million thing. Right. No, it wouldn't.

If they make more money than a doctor, then spending a half a million dollars

on education, even if it wasn't for nail tech, and then... No, that means I

spent the half a million dollars for no f***ing reason. Yeah, we're still on that

part. You could have did that, and I could have kept my bread. This is

a real good college. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you, you got to

vet the girl dads, y'all. These girl dads. All right, so y'all don't want

to apologize. No, no, no. Shout out to the nail techs. We love you. Trying

to figure out how to get put up. Anyway. Mo, you want Amtrak home?

Okay. No, I got points. A cellar. A cellar, yo. I'm saying it's that for

your first time. Skateboard. A cellar. A cellar. A cellar. The cellar the fast train.

Yo, dog. Hey, dog. I got you. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. That's

the fast train. It's not be hasty now. You can't put our sister on a

cellar? A cellar's twice the price. And it's like a... You know what I mean?

Nah, it's the bullet, though. It's the difference between being on a train for two,

three hours and being on a train for 45 minutes. And you're going to Philly?

Around about. Yeah, that's like 15 minutes. It is not. And I'll be skipping that

your apartment. Exactly. She's seen straight before. She'll

be fine. You won't let them do this. You won't let them do this. Letting

them do me. Letting them do me is crazy, yo. Craziness. Oh, shit. We're just

glad you got here safe, Mo. Me too. That's it. Or Indy. Safe and my

bob is intact. That's important. I really like your hair and I like the color.

I really like the color. Yeah, the train do your hair better than the car.

Because the car would be like, your head is out the window. This nigga just

called me a puppy. On the low. Nigga just called me a German shepherd. Because

she'll be like, I just got my hair done before I got in the car.

I was like, all right, well, what car would you in? Some shit without windows.

Some new shit. You're looking good, though. And you made a lot of money last

weekend. I appreciate it. I did make a lot of money last weekend. Who in

here made a lot of money last weekend? Let's drop amounts. Last

weekend. I didn't ask you nothing about what you spent. You've been to

Arkansas. You've been to... Yeah, you've been to a lot of play. Who in here

made a lot of money last week? I did okay. Let's drop numbers. I

did okay. I'll start first. Negatives. How about you? Maybe

15. Okay. How about you? Last week. Last weekend. Yeah, last weekend.

I did something. We did numbers. We playing fair. I did something. I didn't add

it up.

Well, roundabout. This nigga, that's what I'm saying. And then we got this squad. Yo,

you fucking up the pod because it's an audio broadcast. Exactly. And your performance too

poor to speak to me like that. My performance. Have we great on the curve,

nigga? That many niggas is in a swamp in this bitch. My performance is poor.

I'm saying I didn't count last week. Nothing special happened last week. It was just,

it's just, it's just, oh, last weekend we thought you might make some extra bread

the same. Oh, extra no. But we can't get a roundabout? Word. That's not the

question you asked. I need a calculator. No, you don't. Right there. Right there.

This is a topic on the show and I know the fans want to know.

They don't give a fuck about us. Probably about 60 grand.

I made about 60 grand. See? Blessed and highly favored. All due

to eye power. Praise God. I made a 30 piece. Damn, y'all cooking. Two

shows in D.C. Oh, y'all out there getting it. We killing shit. The end up

is all that. We killing. 30 for two shows? Yo. Three shows total, Philly and

two D.C. Let's go. Ten a pop. Oh, those your birthday prices. I ain't make

shit at the birthday party. Those your birthday prices. No, there ain't no birthday prices.

Talk heavy. I set him up. I set him up. Talk heavy on him. Regular

prices. Fuck they talking about out there. No, but I got beat on the birthday

party. You know, he's supposed to split the door money. You want shot six, you

can't count the door. I swear when I first started drinking, there wasn't nobody in

there. When we left, that bitch was back. He said, I'm going to apple pay

you what we made. I'm going to go half. I said, nigga. I think he

sent you $800. Speaking of which, I got to send you some bread, too, because

you didn't have the cash app, and I told them to send it to me,

and they sent it to me. You're my neighbor. Yeah, that's why I laid you.

Why is she such a good wife? Trapper, babe. Listen, I am one of them.

I don't give a fuck. Y'all lucky cash clips clipped me this year. Real shit.

What you... No, listen. It's okay. I promise y'all you don't have to do anything

wrong to lose that thing. To lose cash app? To lose the cash app. All

the people I know that lost cash app. This is true. Everybody I know that

lost cash app. Cash app had them dead to rights. They see what you're doing.

We know what you're doing. And now no more. We let you get away with

it for a minute. And now you pop back up Young Purple 2. No. No,

it's not Young Purple 2. We banning that one too. You and your whole business

infrastructure. Get the fuck out of here. Yup. I know a lot

of niggas love cash. I don't know. I ain't know. Oh, what? Niggas lose cash.

No, I promise y'all they take it for no reason. They do exactly what Joe

said. Come back and put the two on the end and they take that. You

can't even remake it. Well, the people that they took them from

have a similar reputation to you. Oh my shit. I

wasn't even doing all that. Let's try it another way. Because they could take it

for no reason at all. They do. I mean, that's a fact. But also what

could be true is the profile. You ever watch America's Most Wanted? I

would never play around with that shit. Because people tip you through there and all

that. Oh, man. People show love through cash. I wish I could find all the

niggas that I scammed out of money over the years. I would pay you. I

will pay you back. Dead ass. I think about y'all sometimes when I go to

bed. Reach out. How you escaping this? How was you escaping this? He's lying. No,

I'm being very serious. I don't think he lying. I'm being very serious. So how?

Whatever fucking verse here, verse there. So you took the money and I did the

verse? Brown back. You took the money and I did the verse or gave some

BS verse? Took a beat. Whatever. I took something. But see, to me, and this

is how I feel about it. To me, that's bad business. That's not scamming. So

if- Oh yeah, because my heart was in it. I meant to do whatever I

was supposed to do. I just didn't get around. No, for me- For me, if

I did a business deal when I first started and you got to talking crazy

to me, that was the end of the deal. That's the end of the deal.

That's just how it was. You get the bread? You fucking right. So what you

call that? Bad business? I call that bad business. Gotcha. To me, scamming is somebody

reaching out to you trying to get your money or you offering a service that

you don't even do. If I have a service and we got something to exchange

and you get to popping and talking crazy, posting my personal information, doing anything like

that, that's silly when you're in. That's how I thought back then. Like, that's your

bad, not mine. But what about I have a service? somebody pay for the service

and I just don't do it. That's still scamming. Yeah, that's, I guess. That's scamming?

I get what you're saying. It's because the whole play wasn't a hustle. It just,

you just ended up doing something different. Yeah. As opposed to like, I'm setting you

up to do, you know what I mean? It's artists out there right now. I'm

not saying no names. They are DMing up and coming acts. I seen it. For

feature verses. That they're never going to do. That's a scam. But again, this is

in line with something that they do. You took the bread. You just didn't fulfill

your end. That is a scam. I think one thing tried to scam me this

week too. Who? It's Glorilla's sister, man. We finally hooked up after the show.

You don't say. Oh no, I didn't get scammed. I didn't get

scammed, but it was, we was on the verge. I was on the verge. She

hit me up like, what up, bro? Stop using them big words when you talk

to her. I said, yo. Here you go. She said, what up, bro? She said,

we doing this? I said, yeah. So I said, cool. So I said, let's do

this interview. She said, cool. She said, well, send me the money. So we was

going back and forth about how much it would be worth to do an interview

with Gorilla Sister. What would you have paid? I wouldn't have paid for an interviewer,

bro. Joe Magic number, 2,500. I think that's a good number. And so I said,

she said, five bands. I said, no, 2,500. She said, cool. I said, let's do

it. I'm coming back from Arkansas that night. I said, she said, when you want

to do it? I said, we could do it tomorrow morning. Or I said, my

flight's a little late. We could even do it 1 a.m. because I figured she

don't sleep with no more hours. I can't imagine. So I said, let's do it.

She said, cool. She said, I need all the money right now. Oh, bitch, please.

I said, you want me to cash out for you $2,500 right now? She said,

yeah. She said, well, that's how business works. No, it's not. This is good. So

I said, no. My network policy is we'll pay you after the interview. She said,

no, 50-50 split. Cool. I said, when you get in the room, because it was

online. It was virtual. Virtual, thank you. I said, when you get in the room,

I'll send you half. We'll do the interview. And before you log off, I'll send

you the other half. That seemed fair, right? That's fair. Yeah. She said, my scheduler.

Won't even put it on the books until I'm paid in full. Oh, please. First

of all, you don't have a scheduler. And it's like, we're doing this shit in

an hour. And so she was like, I was like, no, I'm not giving you

$1,250 while I'm sitting here on this plane. I'll never see you again. That's what

I'm thinking. You know what I mean? I just said no. And finally she said,

well, then just give me $500. Then I was like, no. She was like, $250.

I was like, you know what? Let me get some hot wings in the snapper.

Oh, man. He's got hot wings in the snapper. I think so. Are you serious?

Deadass. What movie was that? She eventually got there to 500? I'm joking about this.

500, yes, yes. We got to 500. We got to 500. Absolutely, we got to

500. And I said, it's cool. I said, you can, you know, I wish you

the best of luck. You know what I mean? And that's what she put on.

I think she put on Instagram, like, I'm doing five exclusive interviews. DM me now.

They're running out. So, because I was, I was, I was. Oh, I'm bread short.

Yeah, she got down to 500. So, you know what time it is. You know

what it is? But not 500 total, right? 500 now. 500 deposit. It's a deposit,

right? She wanted a deposit. I don't know. That's what I assume. You should have

let me talk to her. I speak that. Let me hear the conversation. Cash App.

What's up, bro? Cash App, don't call me white girl three.

First of all, y'all niggas need to stop playing with me. That's number one. Don't

call me white girl three. Number two. Yeah, let me hear it. Just, yo, what's

up, bro? With a bunch of O's on the bro. Okay. Excitement. Oh, man, I've

been dying to do this. I want to do the virtual drawing. She going, oh,

you're on Philly. That get her excited, right? And, you know, you want to lock

in now. Let's do it now. Then she's going to say, okay, I need to

pay in full. Then I'm going to say, all right, bet I'm racing that now.

She's going to hit me back 15 times within the 10 minutes. I'm going to

say, damn, bro, something wrong with my phone. By the time I hit this bitch

back, we already ready to go. So I went along, walked her, went from the

plane to the interview. Got you. Hit her and say, yo. I was trying to

call her, and she was like, she ain't got a phone. She ain't got no

phone. She told me she ain't got no phone. I didn't realize it. I don't

know if you, you know, it's been a while since you've been out. I just,

she was up so much. Was that really her though? That's another thing. Yeah. That

was her page? For sure. It was definitely her. But I haven't really been able

to find her. So salute to her, man. I hope she gets those interviews. Man,

fuck her for not doing an interview. Fuck you, bro. I think I'm okay. Fuck

you in that strap, bitch. Oh, shit. She don't do the interview. She's quiet. If

not, fuck her. Yeah, fuck her.

Fuck her.

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Mona Mona big Mona Is here. What episode is this? 905. Welcome to episode

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Picks, Price Picks gang. Yeah. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, extremely happy to be here.

Host Joe Budden here with some really amazing people to my right. You know the

vibes. Philly's finest. Don't call her white girl. Big Damona in the building. Mona, how

you feeling? I'm feeling great. Good. Love that. Next to her. Another fucking Philly

fucking, these Philly motherfuckers. Our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is in the building.

Mark, how you doing? Good, good, good. Ramadan Mubarak to everybody who's fasting out there.

Yo, yo. About that.

It's Ramadan. Indeed. So shout out to the, you know what I mean? To the

heads out there. A lot of people in my life. Last year and the year

before, y'all was grumpy. So I feel like it's important even if

you're not on Ramadan. And ain't it Lent something too? Right, there's a few things

going on. Tanita, even if you're not doing any of that, it is a good

time to cleanse. Find something that you need to cleanse and get your life right.

But y'all people, y'all was grumpy. I just want to say that. First week

only. And isn't this year Ramadan starting earlier than normal? Well, it moves two weeks

every year, earlier and earlier, but that's better because last year when the daylight savings

happened right in the middle, that was a little rough because that added that extra

hour on the other side. And I don't wake up. I wasn't waking up enough

to eat in the morning, so now I'm good, man. Sunset like 540. When my

barber meal finished that 6 o'clock cut, he'd be like, yo, is there just a

store around that sells, like, peaches? Nigga, how the

fuck do I do? Nigga, I ain't ate a peach since my second grade. If

you had something for him, some

dates perhaps, some words. Dates are the one. Dates are big. Yeah? Yeah.

A lot of drivers do that too. Why dates, out of curiosity? I think it's

tradition, but also I find them filling. Okay. Like, it makes you feel a little

fuller than you otherwise would. But I think it just started from the Middle East.

I think that's why. Dates and cream cheese. Yeah. Oh, is that another one? Well,

I stuffed some Chick-fil-A in my book bag. So as soon as 540 hit, I'm

going ham. I don't care what we talking about. I'm going ham. I see the

irony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. Next to him, our good brother, Mr. Thousand

Doors and a big ish in the building. Yes, sir. Ish, how you doing, man?

I'm great, sir. Yourself? Good. A little ahead of the weather, but I'm cool. Well,

you don't sound good. You look good. I don't got no haircut, none of that.

It's cool, though. Yeah, but that's what 50s should be about to me. Like,

I don't think that's 50. I get the haircuts. I mean, every now and again.

You get a cut every week, right? I try to. Yeah, two weeks ain't going

to cut you. Gotcha. Even though y'all 50-year-olds, when you skip one of the maintenance

dates. Session. The 50 looks 50? Yeah, he do look a little more. Start

50. Yeah, he look a little more. 50 look 50. But it's fine. Here go

another 50-year-old counterpart over here. Our good brother, Big

Freeze. Big Freeze in the building. What up? What's poppin'? Chilling. How you feeling, Freeze?

I'm good. I'm good. Good. Glad to be here. Absolutely love that. Big Parks is

in the building. Poe is here. Corey's here. Erickson is here. Tanner and Savon are

here by remote last, but certainly not least. Each and every one of you guys

are out there. Now's a good time to tell you to sign up for the

Patreon. If you are not signed up there, shout out to all the sub, uh,

subgroups out there, all the hate listeners. Got a great show lined up for you

today. I'm sure we do. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Where do

you want to start? Keem? Well, I'll start with new music. Start with Keem. Start

with Keem. Let's go. Games Casino is out now. He did a listening event on

YouTube last night. I did not catch it. I did not know what was happening.

But the album is here, and it sounds pretty good. I've listened to it. The

first half I like a lot. Second half is kind of hit or miss. Same,

yeah. But overall, I'm definitely fucking with the project. Nice follow-up for Melodic Blue.

After a, what was it, four year? It's been a while, yeah. Three, four years.

Usually you get that sophomore slump. Not him. Super solid intro. I love a

lot. I don't know if you want to line up some jams to play there.

There we go. Yeah. That's the energy. That's a

good energy to start off with. Track two. I really appreciate

the just concise album. Yeah, it's nice. 37 minutes, something like that. 37 minutes.

One through, what is this, 11? 11 songs. Straight to the point. Not many

features. Yeah, very easy, easily digestible. Like, I was very happy to wake

up at 3 in the morning or whatever time I wake up and put this

on and hear it and finish it. Same. How was the Kendrick features? You mentioned

features. He bodied. Oh, buddy. He bodied. Oh.

Go on and get to it. Good flirts. Good flirts. You didn't hear it? No,

I've been hearing about it. Oh, buddy. Oh, OK.

And I mean, I'm saying oh, buddy, just because as an emcee, I really appreciated

what he did on that song. But again, these TD niggas got a good way

of whatever the single is, boy, that's about to stand out. Yeah. It's about to

be very plain, clearly obvious that this is what's

taking off. And that is track four, but I don't want to skip track three.

All right, I'll get to it. Yeah. But I like that song. You got to

hear that record in the car, too. Yeah, it's nice in the car. That one

is amazing in the car. Yeah. That song is hard. And actually, no, it's not

true. I want to get to the end. I like how these songs go into

each other. Yeah, facts. That shit is fire. He body, dude. Yeah, he body. He

went crazy. Gossip with my bitch like Young Thug too. That's what it's on the

internet. People saying he dissed him. It's not a diss. It's an acknowledgement of Young

Thug talking about him, but it's not a diss. I do the same shit. I

felt it. Every dude felt it. There's dudes out there that's pretending that they don't

gossip with their girl. Knock it off. They all like gossip. They're less

gossipers. That's the whole point. of being in a relationship. Right. That's one of the

major perks. Right. Let me tell you what happened. Shit, we do it on a

wake up too. What? First thing in the morning. And last thing before May. Yeah.

Playing right there. Don't let it be some breaking gossip that I found out at

four in the morning. I might wake a motherfucker up. I'm glad to know that

Kendrick does it too. Yeah. That song is great. That song is great. That song

is great. I'm with y'all. I like the first half of this project. more than

I liked the second half of the project. There's a couple joints on the second

half. It ain't but 37 minutes, so it wasn't on long enough for me to

have a complaint. Right. Y'all got me excited from this first half of the album.

And listen, for me, the second half, it might have to grow on me type

of vibe, but it wasn't nothing that super stood out the way that the first

maybe seven, eight records did. Outside of, what is it, Cassini? The Circus Cassini freestyle

joint? Yeah. That record was hard. That and no blame. You get the point. Yeah.

Yeah. You get the point. When that beat drop, you instantly gain another 30 to

40 miles per hour in the car. I'm telling you something. I told y'all I'm

done doing one album, one listen reviews, so I don't have a review. I'm

just talking. I'm talking shit. Sound great. But it does sound good. Yeah, it sounds

real good. That is the review. Like for me, on a one listen, either I

like this so far or I don't. I'm not trying to pick it apart. Nah,

man, this is a good project. Yeah, the first listen is just do I like

this or not. That's it. For sure. And I like it. Yeah. Yeah, somehow he

got me. I'm fucking with that Two Short record, too. Yeah. Yeah, record's tough. I'm

fucking with that Two Short record. That record's tough. Shout out to Keem, man. Shout

out to Keem. Shout out to Keem, Kendrick. Good job. I like hearing Kendrick do

all of the freaky girl verse. I like that. And he did some background, like

vocals and ad-libs and shit on the project again. Yeah. Which he did on the

first one as well. Any other new music that we need to get to? Mozzie

and ESTG dropped the album together. They put a single out. That's like Best of

Both Worlds for you. I thought it would be. That's like when Hovind Kells

dropped. The album is called Not a Chance in Hell. Again,

12 songs, 30 minutes. So another short, concise project.

Mozzie stood out on this one. Okay. I don't know how to word it. Something's

missing from ESTG for me. And I can't pinpoint it. Crimes? Crimes. No.

No, man, not crimes. Crimes are still there. The crime talk is still there. I

don't know what he's doing his personal life. Yeah, yeah, it's over time. I just

know you like your rappers to actually get out there and be doing them. Be

real. No, I like it to sound good. I like the music to sound good,

bro. All right. That's it. I don't want you all out here doing it, risking

your freedom if you don't have to. Say that. Make it sound good, though. But,

yeah, overall, cool project. I'm not... There's...

Five or six that I like a lot. Mozzie has a solo record on here

called Buick the Benz. Smooth. Okay. But yeah, check it out. One thing that stood

out to me that was very interesting is this is not listed as CMG. And

I know they're both signed there. Oh, interesting. So I don't know if there's something

going on with the business. I also got a nice little... Lil Nugget. Well, I

pay attention to this shit. Lil CMG Nugget to watch. Because I be wondering where

these artists are. I didn't talk to anybody. I didn't even ask any questions. CMG

right now are dealing with a lot with Rest in Peace Lil Papa. So I

didn't reach out to nobody and say, hey, what's going on? Wait, he was a

CMG act? Yes. That young man? Rest in Peace. Rest in Peace to him. Yeah,

he's CMG. I didn't know that. So I just reached out and sent condolences. But

I'm not asking about this right now. Why y'all dealing with that? Got it. But

on the album, it's just listed Mozzie. and Young Shiner's, which is ESTG's label, under

Empire. So I just, it's something to pay attention to. We got an Alchemist currency,

Larry June project, short project, seven songs, Spiral Staircases. It is exactly what you think

of when you think of these three artists, kind of laid back, down-tempo records, but

a nice vibe, nice ride in the car. Got it. All right. I didn't know

that either. Yeah. All right, so I have to check these things out. And also,

surprisingly, Hove puts Dead Presidents The

first version up on streaming today. Today is the 30th

anniversary of that song being released as a single. Okay. Reasonable Doubt, of course, is

June of 96, so it'll be 30 years in June. But out of nowhere, he

changed his name. Put the oomlots back. Yeah, put the oomlots back on the Y

and dropped their presidents. Welcome surprise to everyone who couldn't get it before. True. True.

True. And a lot of people only know Dead Presidents 2 from Reasonable Doubt, so

that's kind of dope. And last but certainly not least, we can't go without mentioning

Young Miami dropped a new single. Second single this week. Tea Time.

You got a little something? It's a deeply personal, she said. It's a deeply personal

record? A deeply personal record. I can look it up for you guys if you

want. Let's see. Who wants? OK, all of this is why I don't even start

with music. T-time. T-time. Each one of these is why. I

normally push music back to hour six, but fuck it. Fuck it. Let's do it.

Oh, this the record you was talking about? Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is that record? Yes. Oh. I could perform it, really. Oh, that'll get the

train rocking. Which one? Oh, shit. What's your

problem, yo? This thing is crazy. I don't even find that funny, Mom. Me

either. I didn't get it. That's why I didn't get offended.

You can't even say that. I was laughing at something

unrelated. I know. You would never laugh at me. Mark, do you really want our

real opinion on this? I was joking. Throughout the whole most important part of this

show. I was teasing. Who else came out? MC Yellow Legs. MC Yellow

Legs. Drop the EP too. Call the cricket. Yo, I know a lot of

y'all don't know, but his last tape.

MC Yellow Lags Good thing we don't sell no

ass Are you going to play it or no? Oh

please No wait For real Let's do a lyric break What is becoming this

place? Yo who's running this place? This has to fall on

leadership That's enough babe Okay thank you This shit is lighting social media up

I don't think it sounds bad. I just think it's... Sounds worse. Cheesy. She said

it sounds worse. But it works on TikTok. This is something that was made for

TikTok. We talked about it last week. It went viral negatively and she's taking... Oh,

she released it today. Yeah, why not? Are you here, Mark? Do you hear him?

No, I'm saying like, she don't care about the negative response. She's like, fuck it.

I'm still putting this thing out and it's going to make money. Yep. You know

what? If you wouldn't talk about it... on you and your white show. Actually, I

want you and your white. I want you and your white. Yeah, I got it.

Break down for tea time. That's right. Check us out. That's hilarious.

There is some R&B music that I'll let y'all know about a little later on

in the show. I'm too old for these fucks. I just appreciate getting the music

now. Yeah. Your rollout Your GQ

spread, your fucking, I don't care. I'll be honest. Is it my GQ? I don't

know. I'm just talking shit. I'm just saying your magazine cover you got, your fucking,

the hot wings you ate. Oh, he ate the hot one. That's my man, too.

I love that show. It's a smash over there. But I don't care, man. Just

give me the music. I'm too old for it. I'm too old. Unless it's a

great roll up. I don't even care about that. Even then, I don't give a

fuck. I don't really care. I appreciate it. I appreciate what J. Cole is doing

right now. That's dope for them. They don't do that. I got the

album already. I don't really care what you do after that. Fair. You know what

I mean? As long as the music is good, which in Cole's case it was,

as long as the music is good, have at it. That's for the fans. Know

how old I am now? Because Night Agent just came out on Netflix, but this

is true for any show. When the new season of the show come on, I

have to go watch the last episode of the last season. Oh, for sure. Even

though I saw it already. Even though they're going to show the little recap. I

don't care about that. I need to go watch the finale. That's what happened with

Nightcap. I played the shit, the recap. Said, oh, the president is about to die.

Wait, I don't remember the president about to get a job and kill somebody, whatever.

Well, it'd be like two, three years between these seasons sometimes. That's the problem. That's

the thing. You guys did a refresher. I told you, Paradise, just go watch it.

Go watch what? The finale. The last couple episodes because we almost there. Oh, no,

I'm ready for Paradise. I'm ready too. That was last year. I've been waiting. I'm

already ready for Paradise. That's in my memory bank. Do we want to talk about

this big UMG deal with Even? Come on, let's do it. We could. Even's been

around for a couple years. They do... basically D to C kind of rollouts for

independent artists or have been, but now they've been acquired or? What does D to

C mean? Direct to consumer. Direct to consumer. Gotcha. Direct to consumer. Similar-ish to like

a band camp or something like that. Gotcha. But they've been acquired or partnered with

UMG. Partnered with. Partnered with, okay. I've seen nothing that says. Acquired. That they've been

acquired. Got it, okay. I think it's pretty interesting. For now. I don't

understand why you would be on a major label and then do more

DTC. I mean, I understand why the major labels would want that service, but I

don't understand as an artist on a major label why you would want. You could

just do it yourself, DTC. Or it might be some nuance. From a

business perspective, I'm just guessing, that the artist may not know how to do. Right.

It's like anybody would be like, yo, you go start a podcast. You could. You

could. But if you want to do it correctly, if you want to roll your

shit out correctly, I think it's some information that you might be lacking. That may

be true. You know what I'm saying? That some experts might have. That may be

true. I don't know. It's just pretty interesting in general, the major labels behaving more

like indies. In general. Even going back to some of the rollouts that we talked

about last year where it's like, let's see how it performs and then we'll mark

it from there. It's all independent strategies that are being utilized by major labels. Yeah,

I mean, when I saw it, you hit on that, when I saw it, I

was like, okay, this is indeed confirmation that they are watching us.

This is the confirmation of it. That the big boys are watching the little boys.

I mean, that's always the case. But, yeah, they're watching not only the little guys,

but their ecosystems and their worlds and their... groups they're creating

and they're watching the discords and they're watching the super fans and they're watching what

people are paying for bundles and they're watching what independent acts might be selling for

certain projects. They're watching what the artwork is doing. They're watching, just consider yourself surveilled.

They're watching all of it and if they can implement it and help on a

big, they're watching United Masters. I think it's also an indication that streaming is not

great. for the music economy that we've kind of been talking about for a while

up here now? What I think they're realizing is it's a lot of money being

made outside of streaming. Right. And then they, again, it's cat and mouse. So whatever

way the artists find out how to make money, the label now wants to come

in and take that. True. Now you go find a new way. Oh, this is

what y'all doing over there. Okay, we got to get that too. Right. So that's

what it is. Like, even with Even, I was reading up on Even. Like you

said, super fans and stuff. So, they'll allow you to sell your album direct to

your fans early before it drops. The labels see that. Okay, wait, your fans are

paying. How much over here versus how much just for the subscription to a streaming

service? Nah, let's go over here and get them too. Remember how people before was

getting paid off tours? You was making all your money on the road. What happens?

Labels say, nope. 360. Oh, you're getting paid off merch? Nope, we need that too.

true it's it's the same game it's just all right wherever they find wherever y'all

find a way to make money outside the label the label comes in and gets

a part of it again my question is just that what value are you adding

as the major label now just to be able to do it at scale and

okay and probably built-in staff i just know i'll be tight if i was signed

to a major label and they're like you know what we're gonna do we're gonna

go to even it's like i i could have did that i could have did

that oh, we're going to wait until your album comes out and then figure out

what song is performing well and then we'll market that. I could have did that.

I could have did that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but for the lesser

known artist that is on a major not getting any attention, not getting a shot

at certain songs or certain sessions or certain spots, period,

I could see this being very beneficial for them. For sure. For the small artists.

For the small artists just stuck in... The matrix of label

hell, for sure. The infrastructure alone. Yeah, definitely. This is a

way for the label to make sense of justifying the time and energy for a

smaller fan base. If they got a piece of the whole

thing. Yeah. And if you let me just run off at the mouth, it's interesting

seeing the labels revert or start to revert back to physical sales matter.

Yes. Yeah. Again, it speaks to the, and that's a result. How much longer could

they pretend like streaming, streaming, streaming? And I think streaming numbers are actually up.

Oh, I'm sure. But how long could you pretend streaming, streaming, streaming, streaming once Spotify

found the way to circumvent the the the music money over

to podcasting so whatever the deal is that we have with the labels the labels

get it already it's not there's nothing there that relationship is it could only last

but for so long is what i'm saying it was pretty interesting too i read

an article that said the ASCAP's numbers went up fairly significantly last year which means

that ASCAP is a performing rights organization they collect money when your shit is played

in radios and uh stadiums um basically non-record sales usage of music, not TV.

That's a different license. And it went up, which is pretty interesting to me. So

that means more music is being played and monetized than it was last year, the

year before, the year before. So music is growing. Music itself is growing. Like I'm

currently trying to investigate the Distro Kid sale. Uh-huh. Because

why that's, I don't understand it yet. Yeah. Who do they sell to?

I'm, They didn't sell anybody yet, but they are for sale and they're being repped

by the big time. What's the big wigs in the bag? We got to pull

it up. Goldman Sachs. Yes. Oh, wow. Goldman Sachs. They're being advised. Okay. Yeah,

that's big. Big dog. Yeah. Everybody's going to be a big dog. See, and that's

the thing. Everything, we're still in smoke and mirrors land. So I don't know.

I don't know that UMG if they purchased even. Uh-huh. No report

says that. But the thinking is that if they haven't, they will.

That's what I was going to say. I was going to say, yo, isn't this

just a case you see it in other industries where the big dogs see that

you get in motion? They'll just come acquire you. That's it. That's just really it.

That's all that's going on right now. It happens in every single industry. I can

totally see one of the major labels buying DistroKid also because why not? like DistroKid

essentially distributes your music. It's an easy way. You pay a fee and you can

distribute your shit all over DSPs and places to purchase music. So you can basically

make money off anybody making music because they're paying to put their music up. So

why wouldn't you, if you were UMG or any of the major labels, buy that

up and make money both ways? Fam, DistroKid handles 30 to 40% of

all new independent music distribution globally. Yeah. You buy that. Yeah. You buy

that. And, I mean, $2 billion sounds like a lot, but if you're universal, you

know what I'm saying? Like, that shit ain't about nothing for them. Well, I'm not

just pigeonholing it to universal, but it'll just be interesting to

watch. I'm investigating the DistroKid stuff. Yeah, I could see a major label or another

tech company. You know, I could see a Spotify or Apple or Tidal or whoever

coming in to buy it because it's the same thing. Like, I'm already making the

money here. I might as well make money... both ways we'll see what comes of

even stuff yeah it's pretty interesting cold used it for his his rollout yeah stove

god did some stuff over there ransom did some stuff over there people have been

using even for a little while and the label see it yeah oh that's what

y'all doing do we know who owns it uh currently no i don't i saw

some report that said there was a few artists that have a stake in it

but oh that's dope Dope if true. Again, I haven't vetted any of this information,

so I don't want to just get on here and talk off the hip. Yeah,

I don't see anybody right there. They're not saying. It's

fine. It's fine. We'll keep an eye on this. That's it. Yeah, for sure. What

else is fun? Mag Rodriguez is the founder and CEO.

Whoever that is. Young Spanish kid. Looks fairly young. Looks to be about...

40 said he's the founder and CEO. Interesting.

Got it. Yeah. Interesting. I'm glad to see a young person doing it. Mad young.

Yeah. So. All right. What else is fun? What else is fun? What else is

on your mind? Well, it's not fun, but it's on my mind. You know, with

the Lil Durk trial, the judge has ruled that some lyrics can be

used in the trial, which is a big deal. Not all of them. I think

they wanted like 13. Yeah. They got, is it five? Yeah. They got a couple

of them. Some of them are going to be, they have to be heard again.

They're waiting for the prosecutors to explain exactly how this applies. And a couple were

thrown out. Some of the ones that were included were the lyrics from Who Wants

Smoke. A slap. Damn. Uh-huh. Oh,

another slap. Yeah, and they... They picked the slaps. They did pick... I need the

fucking prosecution's playlist. Yeah. They pick

some joints. I ain't gonna hold you. But if the slap is detailing how you

slap somebody else, nigga, then... Well, that's the thing. And that's why I'm gonna pray

for Dirk because they picked the songs where there's crime happening.

It sounds like crime. I don't want to say... So what they allowed was, like,

they can't play a full video. They can only use a still frame or screenshot,

which, again, if you're showing... something in the whole scene. If you only could use

this one shot. That could be a BB gun. So it's lyrics and music videos?

Oh, they were trying to get lyrics, interviews, comments, videos. They were trying to get

everything, everything that he's done. They were trying to, if they could somehow tie it

to any of this, they were trying to get it included. Yeah. Yeah. And they

ruled some, they ruled everyone's out. Like there was a lyric, fool his ass. He

think he buys some cars. We hop out, school his ass. They said that was

a moderate level of relevance. and therefore could not be used. So the judge is

like, it's not enough to just say some shit. It's not even enough to say

some shit that could be connected to this crime. It has to be directly connected.

Yeah, like directly connected. They're trying to make it as narrow as possible. And this

is the murder for hire for the Kwondo shooting where his cousin died,

right? Got it. Broad daylight by the mall over there. In California.

I get it, man. I hate this situation so much. I don't... The position is

artists' lyrics shouldn't be used against them. I understand why people, when people are dying

and rappers are rapping about dumb shit or rapping that they did some shit, I'm

not saying he did this, I'm not talking about this case, I'm saying in general,

when rappers say shit that implicates themselves in others, I get why courts wanna use

it, I get why the victims' families wanna use it, but we gotta hold a

standard here, because I think the risk outweighs the reward. Yeah, agreed. I

mean, it's been like that since the Star Spangled Banner, though. I

mean... The lyrics. Keeping it too real, the lyrics. Yeah, like when you go and

you get a good win... Yeah. Gotta run back and let them go. Normally, since

the beginning of the time, they put it in a song. These songs ain't just

songs. It's testimony. I never even thought I'd tie it together with the Star Spangled

Banner for you not wrong. The bombs bursting in there. What did they do? They

went right to the boot. Fuck some shit up. That's a great... And the third

verse. Third verse. Third verse. Third verse is the what? That's the silent track.

The third verse. That's the what? But where does it stop? And that's the danger

with it. Then what is, like, where does it stop if they can use, you

know what I mean? Yeah. No, it's the slippery slope. I'm on the fence, but

I think that you should have enough. And we got to define slippery slope soon.

If they allowing you to use lyrics, right, where do they have a cutoff? Like,

any lyric to any rapper that comes in here and said, Jadakiss said, yo, they

had to use the scales that they weighted wells with for my coke. Like, come

on, if you want to digest, like, if you want to set precedent in court,

then case law is going to be case law. And now we could go take,

yo, Indiana versus blah, blah, blah in 1922 said that we could do this. And

that shit is scary. See, that's why I don't look at it that way. Because,

again, you still got to prove this stuff. So if I say this in record,

like your Jadakiss example, all right, now, did they run it? Did they see? Did

they find these scales? Did they find this coat? Where's the whale? Where's the whale?

Like, you get what I'm saying? With these lyrics, y'all are describing shit that you

went and did down to the letter. And that's right. So now because you did

this, oh, you talking about the murder right here that happened on this corner at

this time on this day. You just detailed it. That's what I mean about slippery

slope. You know what a slippery slope is? Blood on the floor. That's slippery.

Look what we talking about. No, I'm just saying. No, that's why I said I'm

on the fence because I can understand. In your rap, you are detailing. I caught

him at the corner store. It was blah, blah, blah. Bro, I just think you

got to have more sense and discernment than to put that in your fucking rap.

But my problem is if you do, like there are rappers who are hyper specific.

about their raps or they give details that sound real even in fiction. True. Right.

You know, and so I don't want to put that on those rappers. Again, I

understand. Don't do that. If you're a rapper out there and you're committing crimes, don't

rap about them before, during, or after the crime. That's pretty good advice. This is

solid advice. You know what I'm saying? But I don't want to, because the problem

with, for me, the problem with letting it in and saying you still got to

prove it is I don't want illegal evidence being used against me in court because

I don't trust jurors. And I don't want the juror to have to decide, especially

a juror that doesn't understand rap, You know what I'm saying? Whether this is an

obvious crime or not. Because obvious to me is different than obvious to somebody else.

Somebody might really... Big is a good example. My homie Gutter kidnapped kids. Like, he

don't. Right. You know what I mean? And what he said he did to them

kids? To a juror, that could sound hyper-specific. No, that's a great point. And then

on top of the fact that this is a juror that... Because he said that

in enough songs to where I can't just assume that that's not what Gutter was

doing. But that's the point. Let's say he's never getting that for kid in his

life. He put that shit in a secret Juicyverse. He was just saying that shit

in Man, yo, did I tell you about Gutter? He fucking asked me. I don't

know what Mark's saying. If the juror doesn't like rap, if the juror's grossed out

by curse words, because if you don't listen, and let's say the juror does like

rap, but it's a run DMC fan. You know what I mean? This shit is

pretty gross to them regardless because of how violent it is. So now that perception

is, I'm totally judging this guy. On top of the fact that he got dreadlocks.

He has a record already. You know what I mean? It's no way that this

pans out as fair in my opinion. It's unbiased. It's no way. It's impossible. I

agree. And you know that's the jury selection game. Of course. We watch enough shit

to be like, nope, we gonna go get this 70-year-old white lady over here from

fucking... Livingston somewhere, and once she hears this as lyric, he's lost.

Or a 47-year-old podcaster. If I hear that shit in the right... It's different. You

come from North Philly, but... I'm with you, but I'm just saying, even for me,

if I hear something at this age, I might believe it. I might not use

it against him in court, because I don't want that to be the precedent, but

I'm just saying, the average person, you don't even got to be white and racist,

or white and suburban, or white and suburban. Take racists off the table. You don't

even have to be white and disconnected from our culture. You could just be an

adult that's like... Why the fuck are you rapping about killing people and putting in

songs? Like that shit is probably, they just think you're a dickhead. Everything y'all are

saying are the reasons why you have to talk yourself out of murdering people when

you want to. This is true. Especially if you're famous.

Yeah. No bounties. Man, law's the law. If we file on it, we're going to

do things according to the law. That just doesn't make any fucking sense. And then

where does it stop? Document tours? Are you going to lock them up? Comedians, if

it's a joke or whatever, you're going to lock them up? Where does it stop

at? Podcasts? We up here talking shit all the time. We not detail... Yeah, we're

not detailing, but so what? So what? Here come the street apologists. Here come the

fucking street apologists now. What street principles are we

defending right now that we should be able to murder and go on? That has

nothing to do with the law. I'm talking about how do you have a chance

to fucking win if we have this group of jurors that don't know shit about

music, don't know shit about where this person comes from. I just don't see how

that's a fair outcome. How? How? I'm grossed out by the fact that you're talking

about murder, period. I'm talking, like, that's gross. Why are you talking like that? I

don't see how you get a fair outcome After that. And then how do you

pick the jurors that understand the culture? It doesn't make any sense. You don't have

to be a street nothing for that. It's already set up for certain people to

lose anyway. I just think this furthers it. It's not fair, in my opinion. Especially

if at the end of the day, if you've really got a case, you ain't

got to listen to a nigga lyrics. If you have a real solid case, you

don't need lyrics to close the deal. You don't. If you have a real case.

That's a good point. Period. From the shit that I've seen they got on him

with this murder fire and shit. Going to go buy them chains. Them niggas all

run out that house and all that. If they have a real case, they got

a real case. We don't need a fucking mixtape for it. It won't anything. Come

on now. But I get what you're saying. If a mixtape is a deal breaker,

you probably ain't got a good case. Period. Yeah. And it's not. From what I've

seen, he's fucked either way. So I don't even know what the big fight is

about the lyrics. He is fucked. If you're talking about booking the planes for these

niggas on your own card, like he made a lot of like huge, you know

what I mean? Like huge fumbles. That's a legend. That's not the case, but it's

a legend. I mean, we say that on podcasts and then fucking that lawyer Drew

go read that shit and be like, oh. It's different. Piece of cake. Yeah, Drew's

a beast. It's Drew. It's one more of them. It's a few of them that's

just having their way with the states out there. Yeah. I just saw an interview

when I think it was Drew, and the person said, was talking about the conviction

rate with the feds, because it's like 97%. He was like, not us. Not with

me. Damn. Talk heavy, nigga. Talk about a flex. Talk heavy. Yeah, that's crazy.

Give me some more of your nigga dollars. Come on over here. I got a

great... You can have all them nigga dollars if I go home nigga. You ain't

lying. What you talking about? Let me catch a case. As a Dirk fan, super

disappointed. I'll do my best. Especially after he caught that case with Vine and it

was supposed to be over then. In some kind of way he weaseled his fucking

way out of that. I just don't get how you get to this point and

you're that fucking stupid. It's dumb. Bring back the good old days where you wanted

to be a rapper to escape these things. Right.

Not double and triple down. Yeah. And they're the originators of that. I know y'all

saying the Star Spangled Banner and all that, but Chicago was the originator of like

just blatantly just being crazy with it. You know what I mean? I

agree. Yeah. They talked about a lot and I'm a fan of the music, so

I know. Yeah. Y'all looking for me to say something

spectacular? I was asking you what time it was. I think you're going to tell

us your favorite part of the show. I was asking you what time it was,

man. Oh, oh can somebody say something happier first like god

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That ish. Nice. Yeah, that's what's up. Have you been getting a lot of feedback

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hits pick. Ish, picks hit. I don't really be over

there. You might be up for a podcast of the month twice in a row

because of these picks. Between your performance and these picks, man, I think you might

be wearing that chain another 30 days. Got you. The chain, all that. That

shit's fire. After, after all, man. I know. They did the same thing to me,

Mona. It's bullshit. Yeah. It's what it is. I don't even care about that shit.

Yo, you so funny, dog. You should have gave us chains. Me and Mark would

have wore that shit. Yep. Or sold them. I would have sold it, but yeah.

Damn, Mark. Mark never going to beat them nigga allegations. I can see itch winning

again. I think he might. The world don't know he a nigga. Yeah, they don't.

The masses don't know that Mark's a nigga. Even after the chicken shit came out.

They slept that right under the rug. The chicken shit? Yeah. That should have told

you. I walked in this morning and he was stashing. That's different. That's Ramadan stashing.

That's stashing so that when sunset hits, I'll have food available. That's loud stashing. Yeah,

exactly. I paid for it. I'm just putting it away. The first time, that was

just regular stealing. It's like that scamming conversation. It's a hilarious show. But yeah, I

see Ishwin. I think he's going to get this month again. I could see it.

I could only see one thing holding him back. Talking?

Oh, shit. Yo. That was your man. Having something to say. Oh, wow.

This is terrible. I mean, I had some free

time. I'm going to let it go. Eventually.

But in your free time. Honestly, that whole system is fucked because he shouldn't be

allowed to be part of the month ever. And it should come with cash prizes.

Why would you strive to get it if you're not getting no fucking money? She

saw your joke. She was like, I'm doing a bit. I couldn't fucking tell.

I know. I'm slow walking it because he'll get an attitude if I do it

fast. Sweet, nigga. All right. I only see one thing holding him back.

Take two. Take two. Oh, my Lord. Come on. Somebody ask me.

What do you see holding him back, Joe? Listen, I had some free time, and

I did look up child prodigy. Oh, shit. I know. This is where

you were going. I would have never allowed this. I looked at... Shut the fuck

up, Mark. So, yeah, I don't know now. Yeah.

Well, what is it? What is the definition? Well. Really?

I don't, but Ice is a dick, too, because you're being a dick. All right,

I got it for you. I'll be in it. Right here. And then we can

find something fun. I just think you go somewhere else. After the definition, I have

a question. You can ask the question while he looks. Yeah. With child prodigies.

When they grow, what is next? Is it an automatic? Teenage prodigy.

Okay. And then adult prodigy. Yeah. I think that's the word operation. At some point,

you're not a prodigy. You're just dope, right? Oh, that's true. Like Stevie Wonder was

a child prodigy. Now he's a legend. Now he's Stevie Wonder. A child prodigy is

defined as a person under the age of 10 who produces meaningful, expert-level work in

a specific domain such as music, mathematics, or art, often possessing high

intelligence and intense, rage to master their craft and exceptional memory. These rare

individuals estimated at one in five to 10 million often

cluster in rules based fields. Okay. The end.

Okay. What's your point, Joe? So Ish was bright.

Still is. And is bright. He's a goddamn genius.

Yeah. Child prodigies is not for sports, too? That's not a sport thing? It might

be. I don't know. Yeah, it could be. I need to know what... Like LeBron

James was a child prodigy. It's people that play chess and they were... Right, because

they say a rule-based sports. With you is what? Math. Mathematics, okay.

See, I just straight assumed some basketball shit. No, that's cool, though. That's racist. That's

my bad. He's not even dark enough. He's not even dark enough. Yo, you're

so stupid, yo. You're a fool, bro. So you were a mathematics prodigy?

Can we get this off of me, bro? She asked what your area was. I'm

cool. Yeah, he's a mathematics prodigy. Okay, shit. Ain't nobody taking that for my boy?

Pull some algebra out. Watch what this nigga do to him. He's dribbling down.

You think he's going to backpedal? I thought I was going to come in here

and read the definition. He'd be like, all right. Do you know? I thought he

would. I didn't know what it meant. Let me settle this matter. You stick to

it even when they say the 5 to 30 million people thing? Yes. That don't...

Do nothing for you. He could have been one of those numbers. That's my final

question, and I'm done. I promise. I swear to God I'm done. Yo, dog, why

do people put they own shit on somebody else? Take that. I'm

just saying. So just because somebody else wasn't great or you don't know that many

great people, that don't mean that somebody that you know or you came in contact

with could be great just because you may not recognize their greatness. Just because you

was always in detention, bum. No, I was in detention too. He was developing new

mathematical quantum principles. He was in that motherfucker. They call him Pythagoras around

in that Newark bed. They call him Pythagoras. That was his first street name.

They don't know what that is. See what I'm saying? I don't know what a

Pythagoras is. You're a fool, bro. I was an MG-ish. I was an MG.

What is MG? Mentally gifted. It's a place where mentally gifted kids go. They call

it I scored high on testing. They call it GT. GT, yeah. Gifted and talented.

Okay, yeah, I was in that. Prodigies are about that. Why we can't ask this

regular question? Because he's offensive to him. I'm learning listening to y'all. You

lucky this nigga speak to y'all. You might have had behavior issues or something. I

don't know. I did. But I still did. Damn. We got to talk to the

mom and them for what? Lock that shit in. Oh, boy, bro. We need a

fucking yearbook. For the fans out there, let me just settle this matter so that

y'all don't fuck with Isha every week. It was... He... I was a mentally gifted

student. He didn't mean child prodigy literally. He's gifted. So instead of picking on the

word prodigy, just focus on the fact that he was saying that he was a

very talented, gifted young man who got shot. No, he's a child

motherfucker. Scratch all that shit. This nigga here with the green eyes was a child

prodigy. If he wasn't, I think he's an adult prodigy. The only one in the

whole state of New Jersey according to those numbers. Straight up. The only fucking

child prodigy In fucking New Jersey. In math. In math. Who else puts things to

bed like us? We did that one. Come on, listen. The league got together to

discuss new ways to not incentivize losing. The tanking matter is getting out of hand.

Even though they fined two teams the other week $800,000, $500,000. Did they? Yeah, they

did. Billionaires don't give a fuck. Ooh, you fined us. Yeah.

So they did have a meeting to discuss ways to fix that. And I thought

some of them were pretty interesting. And to be clear, Adam Silver told the league

there will be a change next year. While they haven't worked out the rules, he

said something's going to happen. He told all 30 of the GMs something's going to

happen next year. And these were some of the ones they considered. Let's hear it.

First round picks can be protected only top four or top 14. That's a big

one. Okay. Right? Okay. lottery, and that's probably the most likely one to me, lottery

odds freeze at the trade deadline or a later date. That's going to happen. That's

definitely going to happen. I think the next few, the first half of these, I

can see 100% happening. Yeah. The lottery odds freeze. Freeze at the trade deadline. I

don't love that, and I'll tell you, I think it's going to happen, but I

don't love it because sometimes you really do get a catastrophic injury. I mean, as

a Philadelphian who knows tanking but also no injury, if Joel Embiid slips on a

banana peel in February, which he will, you know what I mean, a lot of

years, and then suddenly I go from being in second place to being in 12th

place, to me, that's not tanking. Like, that shit happens. That's the only thing. You

can get bad luck in the second half of a season. Or we've seen teams

do the exact opposite, where the beginning of the season, they playing like shit, and

then they just go on this 30-3 streak post- All-Star

game. Now what do we do? Right. But you still, if you make the playoffs,

you still don't get, it don't matter, right? But if you miss it by one

game, But if they cap it right at All-Star, right before... Your lottery odds. But

if you make the playoffs, your lottery odds are moot. But where it gets interesting

is they also are considering adding play-in teams. So if you lose the play-in, that

also gets added in. The lottery odds are extended to the play-in teams. Okay. But

what else? No longer allowing a team to pick top four in consecutive years. This

is the set that I love. This is the set Joe's talking about. I love

this whole set. That's that Philly shit. And or... Fuck off. And or after consecutive

bottom three finishes. Yeah. Yep. I don't know. And the next one. Yeah.

And then the next one. So, but just for that clear, that one's, yeah, I

mean, that's, it gets good, except I don't know. I'm thinking about Golden State, the

year where they got, they got Steph, they got Klay and they got Draymond, right?

No, Steph playing. Who was the third? There was another. My point is they built

the team honestly. They just weren't ready to win yet. And so they got three

lottery. But they weren't tanking. They just weren't ready to win yet. That's the only

thing I don't like. As opposed to the Sixers who were kind of losing on

purpose. Teams can't pick top four the year after making conference finals.

Yeah. Oh, wow. That's a super interesting one. I love that one. I can't pick

top four. I don't like that one. I don't like it either. You said you

don't? I don't like it because what happens is teams are out here making deals.

Yeah. Right. So I might trade parks in 2022 and I might get a first

rounder in 2027. We didn't we weren't that when we traded for that first round

in 2022. He wasn't shit. But now we might go a kick up. Now you're

going to penalize us for being good and take away our first round pick. I

don't think that's fair. No, not take away your first round pick. I mean, you

can't get a top four pick. And any team that makes the conference final typically

wouldn't get. a top four pick. However, we have to bar against some of this

shit that the Mavs did. The Mavs went to the finals and then the very

next year, no. But look, that's not based on lottery. That's based on

trades that we made. I'm not sure this rules for the trade situation you're talking

about. Four or five years ago. You get what I'm saying? I get what you're

saying. But the Mavs made the finals and then got high lottery picks the next

year. Y'all are talking past each other. I think... The situation you're talking about is

like Boston, when they kept winning, but we gave a terrible trade for Markel Fultz

and they had our lottery pick, even though they were winning. I don't think this

rule is for we have a pick that we got from a trade later on.

I think it's saying if you're in the conference finals, you can't lose your way

into a top four pick the next year. Well, I think they are saying that,

which is where the top four protected rule will come in. Yo, would you even

be able to? You can't do it. If you win the conference finals, you can't

lose your way into the top four pick. Because you don't get won in a

lottery ball. No, the following year. The following year, guys. The following year. So like

this year, I make the conference finals. The next year you take. This is the

situation they're working about. Teams that get right up to the limit, and they know

they're not going to ever win a championship. They got veteran players. They're older. We're

not going to win a championship. So they take the next season. So it's like,

fuck it. Let's rebuild. OK. They're trying to stop that team. Let's rest our aging

players that might help us win, i.e. exactly what Washington is doing right now. Exactly.

If they were able to win and get, if winning were a part of this

process, Trae Young would be on the floor. And he's going to do something about

trading for injured players to affect your cap and affect who's able to play.

Now, teams are actively trading for injured players to sit them down so they can

tank. They're doing a lot. There's a lot going on. Even Kyrie. Kyrie can probably

play the last 10 games of this year, 20 games, but that's not going to

help Dallas' situation. So they're like, we're just going to come back next year. Yeah.

So again, the conference thing bothers me again because you can have a catastrophic injury

on a player. Things can happen. But I get the logic of it because teams

are really exploiting this shit. Lottery odds allocated based on two-year records.

Yeah. That's better. That's better. Unless you've been tanking. I was just going to say,

you still tank. If you look at the Sixers example... You take for longer than

two years. Y'all was getting them every year, yo. Y'all had a good run of

like five years of just getting top three picks and not doing shit with them.

Still blew them. Well, I wouldn't say not doing shit with them. Fuck y'all. But

I get your point. But your points will. Still blew them. And B was a

pretty good pick. One. Yeah, keep going. Who else? We had three top... Fultz,

Ben Simmons, and B. They were all in a row, but I get your point.

We're not unpacked the Sixers process. We're not. I'm just saying, not to make it

about the Sixers, I'm saying the point is... It wasn't just about who they were

picking. It's about teams drafting injured guys. It's about not having any veterans on the

team. It's about creating a culture of losing. To me, the Sixers' problem wasn't so

much the tanking. It was all the other things attached to it. that just made

it really bad. And that's why Hinckley was, Sam Hinckley was eventually let go among

other reasons. Well he quit, but among other reasons he was pushed out was because

the league doesn't want to create a culture of losing. And it's not good for

young players to be in situations where they're not around anybody who's even trying to

win. Cause as some of the veteran players will tell you like five, six years

in, if you don't know how to win, you never worked to win. It's hard

to just become a winner. Even if you have the talent. Lottery extended to include

all playing teams we said, and then flatten the odds for all lottery teams. That's

an interesting one. Flatten the odds. it'd be like pre-1985, pre-Patrick Ewing.

Was it 85? It was after the Patrick Ewing draft that they added the lottery.

So the idea would be that whether you had the worst record or the... Yeah,

but then it was another year where the Knicks had the worst record. That was

the first year they implemented the new system of, all right, it doesn't just go

to the most losing team. It's like the Knicks will be getting fucked on so

many different fronts. Yeah, but I like the idea of flattening it because then it's

like, Again, you want to try to win because no one wants to necessarily lose

out on purpose to get the 14th pick in the draft. But if you knew

you had a shot at the number one, you will. And so... Why don't they...

Help me out because I don't follow the draft like that. Why not just the

teams that don't make the playoffs... Y'all go into a, what's the little rolling ball

shit? And you pick out. They do, but what happens is if you have the

worst team, you get way more balls. You're saying, why is it that? I'm saying,

yeah, why that? Why not one ball per team? To make it, because it makes

it unfair. You know, if I'm 0-82 and you're 41-41 and you missed the playoffs

by half a game in the West. Now you get the first pick. And then

you get the first pick. The rich get richer. I mean, that was the logic

of it. It ain't guaranteed. That's just... But you try to create a level of

parity in the league to make the league competitive. So if you just missed the

playoffs and I'm ass and I still go to be ass and now you get

the first player to draft, The teams that ain't shit, they still ain't shit. I

get it. And the reason for ice was because... Pass the fucking ball! Goddamn.

Pass the fucking ball! What the fuck is going on? Pass the fucking ball! Pass

the fucking ball! I hate this guy. Stop! Damn! Pass the fucking ball! The first

time I heard it and it wasn't for me. So... That was enjoyable. The Knicks

get stomped out again. I saw you at the game. That's why they got stomped

out. I'm not making a correlation. That's the right word, right? Mathematically. That's what they

say when he comes, they lose, right? But I just know that when Joe goes

to the game, they lose. The Knicks' victories seem to be lower. When Pop goes

to the game, Joe's father's here, they have an extraordinary record. That's wild. And last

night I saw on Instagram that you were at the game, and I was thinking,

the Knicks should win this game. This is a winnable game for the Knicks. It

was favored to win it. Y'all were favored to win it. If there were ever

a game where I had to put my poker chips to the center of the

table, it would have been that one. Yeah. And then you sat down in your

seats, and what happened? And we lost. You would think of real love or the

Knicks wouldn't go. We lost. Not just the loss. We got blown out again. Wasn't

close. Out-tuffed. If you loved the team, you would think you wouldn't go. You wouldn't

sacrifice your team for date night. That's what it said. Hashtag date night. When did

it say that? I didn't see that. I seen it. I seen it. Oh, my

baby must put that. That was no shot. I love you, baby. Love you, baby.

Love you, too. Yeah, no, they lost. They lost. All the Pistons fans are talking

shit. They in their bag. Listen, we may be in the middle of Cade's MVP

season just by way of, he's earning that, but also by way of default because

nobody else will be eligible for the MVP. Oh, yeah. Joker, not. SGA,

no. Wemby, no. Not enough games. Yeah, not enough games. the new rules.

So if I have to vote for what's left, it looks like Kawhi versus Cade.

And they both killing. They both killing? Yeah. They both killing. Yeah, he dropped 40-whatever

points on our head top last night. I still don't think Detroit... Don't forget the

assists and the rebounds. I still don't think... Yeah, yeah. He did a lot. I

still don't think Detroit is scary, but... Dog,

last year we never beat Boston the whole regular season. Beat them in the playoffs.

We never beat, it was another team we never beat all last year. So I'm

not gonna make too much of this, but it was depressing. It was depressing. I

was ready to leave with 10 minutes left in the quarter, but then my driver

parked wherever the fuck he parked at. Now I had to sit in this blowout.

I'm like, yo, so, we ready? He like, I'm gonna need 15 minutes. I'm like,

it's six minutes left in a blowout, dog. Get here, please. Jesus. Jesus.

And in other basketball news, I got to give LaMelo Ball the award for the

coolest car accident I ever saw in my life. What a way to ram an

innocent driver off the road. Nah, he did that so smooth in that

camouflage Lego-looking Hummer and then had the Hornets people pull up,

talk to the cops, pull up the Uris. I'm going to hop in the Uris

and drive away while y'all handle that. You got to give this young guy all

the credit in the world for being smooth and reckless. And rich. Because

they showed all the cameras. Yeah, that was a bad driving. It was you. It

was you. He might have been getting his dick sucked. He might have been texting.

He was debating what was happening in that car. He was doing something in that

car. He was distracted. What else is he trying to do in Charlotte but get

your dick sucked while you're driving? And that's where they do it with the ease,

too. For real. In Charlotte? With the ease had the heady

monsters come out. What? I thought about moving to fucking Charlotte. Are

you shitting me? They got him. Off the humble. They got him. Yeah. Yeah. You

ain't going to tell me. I'm sure. Just glad everybody's safe. Indeed. Exactly. And faithful.

Of course. And faithful. I'm sure it was. Go LaMelo Ball. Way to do it.

If I'd have been the other dude, I'd have been pissed. Why? That's why you

got to keep a bat. That's why you got to keep a bat in the

car for times like that. Joe, you seen who it was. When you seen the

Hornets pull up, we good. We gravy. We good. Oh, actually, my neck hurts and

my back hurts. Facts. What? Yeah, I'm at the hospital. And I'm traumatized. And I

can never go back to work again. I know. I can't drive. I'm walking with

a limp. The only way to fix that is to... I had one side with

some spanky. That's true. That's what you're talking about. I'm good. That's why we took

care of you after your basketball injury, man. Good folks over at JVP Insurance. Anyway.

Look at his face. He didn't get an ice pack. He's so confused. Anyway, speaking

of walking with a limp, there's a few things that I do have to walk

back from the last part. One, the

sexual assault and sexual abuse victim from the Tyra Banks, America's Next Top Model

doc. Uh-huh. We got to walk it all back. What happened? I've been watching America's

Next Top Model all week. I've been watching the interviews from that time. Okay.

This girl wanted it. I didn't want to say nothing. I didn't want to be

that guy because they'll rag you in the comments. Now I understand why. See, and

that's why women are tricky. That's why she never used those words. Okay.

Because she was very clear on camera saying, oh, we got these dudes coming

over. I'm fucking one of them. I got a boyfriend. Oh, before she was drinking.

Yeah, I got a boyfriend, but I don't care. She said, I drunk two bottles

of wine. I'm fucking ready. And then she did a few interviews where she was

talking about it around that time, and she said, yeah, I got laid some, smashed

some down. Wanted some, and I got some. Has she later said something different, or

is this just the documentary making it sound like she's saying something different? The documentary...

represents her and there's a few other girls from there that they have under investigation

now uh tyra swing back i don't know if it's tyra the producers somebody

somebody swinging yeah i would this is what happened you damn right i

was quiet like a church mom's because i don't want the beef but you knew

that the way you didn't see it no but i thought you didn't see it

but i heard all the I didn't see it, but the people told me. He's

a prodigy, man. You regular niggas got to see shit to know it. No, people

tell me about, you know, that's not my bag, but my friends watch all of

that shit, and they were saying it like, yo, dog, she was... She

wasn't coerced. It was consensual, the way that they said it. It was like, it

was consensual, but I didn't want to get up here and then, you know, in

this climate, you can't face the blame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's important to

say that. It's one thing to be like... I'm not disagreeing with your decision, but

I think it's one thing if we just say, yeah, she wanted it, because that

sounds like we're saying like... Sounds K-Betty. That sounds very awful and disgusting. But if

we say there's evidence of her prior to being inebriated saying, I'm about to drink

and have sex with somebody. Yeah. I think that's a reasonable thing to introduce to

the conversation. I want to hear all the facts, but that doesn't sound crazy. I

get what you're saying, but we are in a climate of believe the victim, You

say anything else, you're part of the problem. But what I'm saying is it doesn't

sound like, and I didn't watch it yet, she didn't actually say anything different. It

sounds like the documentary is making her sound like she's saying something different. Yeah, they

just painted it. This isn't about believing the victim or not. It's about the documentary.

No, but I mean, they had her on there as well, painting the picture of.

Of S.A. And then y'all promoted my S.A. and made me call my man for

cheating. First got there and he went to all the ghosties. What do you guys

think about inviting them over for dinner and drinks? And we were like, duh. This

is her. Okay. Yes, especially because, like, the guy that drove me around

was so hot, and we had such a great connection, but he didn't end up

showing up. It was, like, the other guys. So I was a little disappointed at

first. Very different tone. And then I, because it was also, like, oh,

testosterone that, like, people, like, dudes that we could. I got home. And they're all

super hot. I'm an all-male college, so just imagine my struggle. Yeah, and they were

so nice. So, you know, I don't think I ate that night. And then

I think I had two bottles of wine by myself. And

then somebody's like, oh, whoa, the hot tub works.

What are you talking about? And then they were like, oh, let's get in. And

so we did. And then I see like, Mercedes and we have, you know, it's

crazy as we meet April Mercedes has conversation before we got in of like, let's

behave ourselves. So this is fucked up.

Yeah. Like I looked at this dude and he looked at me and he just

like grabbed me and I was like, let's do this.

And then April's like, I gotta go. I have a boyfriend. Bye. Which is what

I should have done. This is very different. And then, yeah. So one of her

homegirls left because she had a boyfriend. She even said what I should have done.

I said bye. There's more to this, but I don't need to play it. I

was still on the side of maybe we're wrong until the end when she was

like, yes, let's do this. That's clearly. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because just thinking

a dude is hot or whatever does not mean that you were fucking... It's not

consent. I'm with Ice. We got to believe all victims. One.

But I've also had a hot tub before. I've had

in some hot tubs. I can tell you when a hot tub is around, it

kind of go like she was describing. Ooh, there's a hot tub. It work? Ooh.

Hot tub sex sucks. You got a t-shirt? Sucks. You got a little something? What'd

you say? Hot tub sex sucks. Yeah, but hot tub as a precursor to

sex. Hot tub sex don't suck either. What'd you say? I

just disagreed with her. That hot tub sex sucks. I'm not a fan of it.

I've never done it. What makes it suck? Sex and water in general. Sex and

water. Shower, yeah. Hot tub, nah. You already know. I'm like a smaller dick gal.

You know what I mean? You fucked in the hot tub a lot?

Mm-hmm. The one? Yeah. I'm so glad you did it

first. I think he's saying he fucked in your hot tub a lot. That is

what he's saying. That is exactly what he's saying. Yo, niggas was, ugh. Listen, man.

Niggas wasn't clean, niggas just jumped right in there the next day. Just fill that

bitch up. I was about to say, when you fuck somebody's hot tub, is the

rule, like, drain it? The hot

tub. Withdrawing, your honor. That was wild. Yeah, drain it. Yeah, drain

the tub. Drain the tub, yo. What the fuck is y'all talking about, man? They

think it was nasty. Ew. No. I don't know. Documentaries and stuff. That must have

been a nice hot tub.

That must have been the shit with the 12 jets. That must have been the

shit with the staircase. That must have been the hot tub premium plus.

No, you got to see this. I'm telling you, baby. No, come on. Yo, when

y'all do this, it make me seem like a horrible guy. You are a horrible

guy, motherfucker. Oh, God. What are you talking about? You want us to shield it.

No, be horrible, nigga. I want to get better. No, you don't. No, you don't.

Mona, you been fucking in the hot tub a lot? No, not a lot, but

I have. It's just ass. Or the blow up. to blow a potter? I've never

fucked in a blow a potter. I've never seen one. Y'all

just boil some water. You've fucked in the tub full of boiling water

before. Okay, now it seems like I'm all in the crowd. Okay, I'm done. I'll

finish that. That's crazy. That's my time. Well, I'm glad you clarified that. Yeah. Is

there any other Tyra doc fallout? I need to watch this thing. Yeah, you should.

When you watch the documentary, it's always in the eyes of the documentor. I'm a

big fan of documentaries. Whatever they trying to convey, that's what they convey, period. And

again, like I said, Rem has been telling me that TikTok has been on this

train that everything was horrible over there for a while. So they probably saw that

trend. It was like... we can paint this doc real quick and easy. It's been

like a thing on TikTok for years. Well, I mean, I'm not trying to take

them off the hook. There were 97 bad things that happened in the doc. I'm

walking back the SA part. You can't walk back to race swapping. Yeah, at all.

Because that explains why. Remember we came in and we were thrown off at their

reaction to this story for Early in the Front. Yeah. Versus how they responded to

some of the later drama, it was like something don't add up here. Maybe that's

why. They just looking at the horny white girl who wanted to smash the hot

delivery driver. And yo, white girls, y'all? Oh, God. Get with them. On

God, yo. I said, oh, God. White girls, because if they like one little thing

on you, is happening oh my god is that sweatshirt from CJ Maxx

they be ready to go are they still like that ish I have no idea

well you don't know now but do you think are they still on go like

that I think so yeah all of them I think so yeah shout out the

white girls for sure the white girls that's like escorty

that I wouldn't even cause nothing the spicy mayonnaise Hey, that's always nice.

Anyway. Anywho's. What else is important? Yo, just real quick. This will take 10 seconds.

I know y'all weren't fans of the Cat Williams doc. I mean, the Cat Williams

special. Some of y'all. If you can get past the first 15 minutes of it,

it actually turns into a very good comedy special. Oh, yeah? The last half hour

is as good as the first half is not good. Oh. Yeah. That's all. Because

I know a lot of people were saying they didn't get through it. It's... No,

I said... Go ahead. That's what I was saying. It actually gets very funny. And

I was very upset and disappointed. And then I kept going and it was great.

That's all. I want to watch the S'more stand-up. I watched it last night. Because

I absolutely love S'more. I love her, bitch. I watched it last night. And I

read something that said that she was catching heat over something. Yo, that's a good

way to make me watch whatever you got going on. For sure. Like, if I

see a publication say you catching heat over it, I'm running right to it. Contraversy.

S'more stand-up was good for our age group. That's the best way I could put

it. Samora's one of the funniest motherfuckers breathing in me. You could tell, like, a

lot of the jokes were old. It's for an older crowd. Were they funny? Yeah.

Samora, lucky. I wasn't frequenting these comedy shows back in the... I tell you. I

tell you what. I ain't always come off like I'm horny because I'm not. No,

no, no, no. No. Today. Today, right now? What? I haven't seen it. Yeah, she's

still got it. Watch it. Well, if we'd fuck Cher, we'd fuck Samora, right? Night

and day. Well... Yeah. Literally. This guy's great.

Day and night. There we go. But I do want to watch it. They said...

It says she was catching heat because there was a murder at a dollar store

in the town that she did the stand-up in. And in her stand-up, she was

like, if I ever get killed, and it's in the dollar store, just lie and

say that she was at CBS. That's good. I think that's

funny. It's a good joke. It is a good joke, but I can see why

somebody. Nah, see, I can see why. And this is why Dave Chappelle and Bill

Burr and them niggas lock your phone up when you come to the show. This

is the one place I should be able to be insensitive. I like my comedy

insensitive. I'm sorry. Obviously same. Yeah, like I'm good. I mean, there's lines, but that

ain't nowhere near the line. I can understand, though. I can understand the people

of that town, and I can understand somebody feeling a way about that, especially if

it just happened. If it just happened, I'm going to say the time. I'm just

saying I get it. I might not have felt that way, but I get it.

How fresh are we talking? If it was a week, or within the week. Is

the tape still up? A lot of people, a lot of comics, you get in

the city and you ask what's going on or you say where the ghetto at

because you want to throw a jab at. You know what I mean? Every show

I think I say the same thing like where you from or whatever. Oh, pick

your pocketbooks up because they didn't hear that side of town or whatever. But I

don't know. Me personally, I enjoy that kind of shit. That's why I was a

big fan of Paul Mooney because I heard that people would walk out during the

sets. That's what made me even interested in him. So I don't know. But as

far as people filming, every time I start, I ask people not to film in

every show. Somebody got the light. People not even smart enough to turn the fucking

light off. They just film you. They don't care. Niggas don't care. You going to

start doing the baggies when you... I'm not there yet. But I mean, when you

can. Is that something you would do? Yeah, for sure. I mean, this is the

thing about it, though, for real. You're going to like it more if I don't

feel like I'm taped. Like, I'm telling you, if I can get busy up here,

we're going to have fun. Like, me being taped, I have to watch my mouth,

period. I don't have to watch my mouth if y'all not taping me, so y'all

want to have fun or not. I pitch it just like that. And most of

the time, people still film it. They still do. And I legit turn light on.

Bitch, I embarrass people every show because it's stupid. Good for you. At least you

can do is cut the light off and be sneaky. Motherfuckers. Do you kick them

out? Second or third time, yeah. Oh, you give them multiple? If you keep going.

Yeah, yeah. Because I know, this is the thing about comedy. You want them saucy,

you want them to laugh. They saucy, so they're not listening. So, like, be real.

You know what I mean? Like, people don't listen. And they might not necessarily be

filming, like, the entirety of a joke. They might just be on some, I'm here

watching Mona show. You know what I think, though? I think that it's more like

my bestie couldn't come. I'm going to film the set for my friend. Filming the

set is crazy. Yeah, the whole set is nasty. Also, I don't want us to

be sitting there like the fucking cameraman for the whole show. I had people meet

through a show and people on FaceTime with somebody the whole time. By the time

they get to the meet group, she's right here when I first started. That would

happen a lot. I'm not going to lie. I've been to a concert where someone

was on FaceTime. Yeah, concerts all the time. People do it. That shit's annoying. Yeah,

it's weird. So, I don't know. Even when I find myself at events doing this

too long, I put it in my pocket because it's like, If you're throwing this,

you're trying to catch the view for your camera. You're not enjoying it. You're not

in the moment. Fuck them videos and have fun. You know what I mean? That's

my least favorite thing about shows now. It feels like so many people are not

in the moment. Everybody's making content. The great thing about that new edition show we

was at was that, because I guess it's our generation, there weren't a lot of

phones out. I was struck by how many phones were not out. Most of them

old niggas' phones is dead. Popping that flip phone over. Yeah, them motherfuckers get the...

Everybody I know went to that fucking show. Went... The new edition show. And everybody

had their phones out. That's the only way you know, because everybody down is doing

it for the gram. Yeah. Niggas is going on vacation for the gram, not for

relaxation. They just doing it to start. Restaurants, all that shit. And that's why every

time you have a night and you don't get no pictures, you know you had

a ball. That was the night. Facts. You know what I mean? If your outfit

good, you a little irritated that you didn't get a picture, but for the most

part, it's like, yeah, I had fun. I didn't get no pictures on my birthday.

Indeed. You didn't get no pictures on your birthday? Nah, no. I had to grab

them from other people's videos. I was looking for this comedian. I might go see

her show next month in the city in March. Are you going to go see

another woman comic? It's funny you sit with a woman comic all the time. I

mean, this one right here, though. Wow. You know?

That's my son here. I think she's funny. So you got a

football nigga. This is my son, yo. Ain't that something? Oh, she's a little fine

and funny. Wow. I just know she's funny. Ah, okay. That's awesome. And I've been

watching the people that I think are fun when they hit the road. I check

out the dates, see when they're going to be in New York. It's great because

you like to support people. It's amazing, especially women. Glamour, you know, like dating a

wealthy man, but do you know how exhausting it is constantly having to pretend that

I don't want his money? What's her name, his money?

Every fucking time we go out to dinner, he's like, do you want still or

sparkling water? Tap. You're like, honey, tap water's fine, okay? Let me

tell you something. I grew up 20 minutes away from Flint, Michigan. Tap water's never

fucking fun. Got a few clips to the Pretty Funny. I'm going to check it

out. That was hilarious. Crystal Marie is her name. She's somewhere in March. She's gorgeous.

Nice rack on her. Crystal Marie? People that can't see at home, she has great

tits. You will? I got you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I love comedy.

These motherfuckers are crazy. I am Crystal Marie. I really do love Crystal Marie. You

want to go? Yeah. Fuck both of y'all. Fuck both of y'all. Oh yeah, she

is funny. Yeah, she's funny. She's funny. She's funny as shit. She's funny as shit.

She's hilarious. I've seen her page. They are the worst losers.

Y'all want to go? Corey, you want to go? Fucking right. She's funny. I'll never

speak to y'all again. You see Ice? Yeah, she's funny. She's funny as hell. What's

your favorite joke? This one. This one. Knock or knock knock. Did you just walk

in the room? Y'all are fucking losers. It says knockers.

Knockers. I haven't heard tits called knockers since 1986. Oh, my Lord.

Oh, she's in Jersey. Oh, shit. He gonna go see her. Joe already got his

tickets. Next month. Wow. Her stand-up is called Call Me Mommy. It's called Call

Me Mommy? Mm-hmm. Oh, well. I mean. Speaking of Call Me Mommy, because

I'm sorry, delayed reaction. When you was fucking in the hot tub, you was on

top or she was on top? Who was doing the fucking? She was on top.

Okay, all right. Every time? And some of us

from the back. So she was doing numbers and you got delayed like a kingpin

while she... So you don't really know how tough it is to be doing the

fucking in a hot tub. Well, if you... on the back you do you still

gotta fuck yeah I guess you're right alright that's

it I don't have no more of ice hot tub sex story yeah thank you

the room be on pins and needles like I'm saying something important this shit getting

weird no we were being forced to imagine this scene oh sorry 20 minutes later

so you put your finger in

this hot tub hey let's do Uncle Tinderism Yes, yeah, because I knew that was

going to happen. What happened? Everybody knew that that was going to happen except for

Uncle Tendernism. And then when we tried to tell Uncle Tendernism that this is what

was going to happen, He showed out. He said, that's my man. This is my

white brother. Them good white people around there. Them good white people. That's exactly what

he said. Us a sick mess will get a cold and I'll get a cold.

He old though. That's what I'm saying. The older people with the good hearts and

they just, they wit who they wit and that's it. You can't tell them nothing

about these people. He come from a different generation anyway, but I feel like no

matter what, we will be behind his old ass and we will help him out.

But we all knew that was going to happen. did we seen this yeah so

uncle tendernism uh which is the older black gentleman who popularized the

destination smokehouse uh restaurant out there in cali somewhere uh

and and that's a white man that owns it right and that white man

trademarked the term the name tenderism Tendernism, whatever it is. Tendernism. And people

tried to tell homeboy, hey, he tried to trademark this three different ways

without including you. You might want to just be careful. And the older gentleman was

like, no, I'm getting paid. That's my man. It's fine. So now word on the

street is that they've split up. Old Mr. Tendernism is not...

working with the white man, even though the white man is still publishing videos on

his page to make it look like they are. I have not fact checked this,

but the older gentleman is saying, hey, y'all can follow me on here, which is

his own socials now. He's calling himself the original Mr. Tenderism.

And he might actually be using Tenderism now instead of Tenderism. But yeah, he's got

people offering to open up restaurants for him out in Houston. that he's negotiating currently

and he's showing us all this on his socials. That's good. Hopefully White Boy Roy

didn't get the recipe. Because once you got the recipe, it's a wrap. That's not

true. Not necessarily. He can give someone all the recipe in the world. They ain't

got the sauce. Right, yeah. And the selling is him. It's him. It's the fact

that he's this older guy doing barbecue. So my word would be he just get

himself in another bad deal because he don't know what the fuck he's doing. Once

you scale anyway, the man not going to be at every single restaurant every single

night. True, true. So I had to teach somebody how to do what I'm doing.

so that the flavor could be the same even when I'm there or when I'm

not there. That's a good point. So once I give the shit away to your

sauce point, But that's the thing, though. They didn't go viral for the taste of

the food. They were viral for the flavor of this nigga. For the shit falling

off the bone. Yeah, and him. It's him. Yeah, nobody knew how that food tastes,

but Keith Lee and Jordan. Facts. And I don't even think, and I feel like

in situations like that, people go to their restaurant, they're going to take a picture

with him. Line long, they ain't even getting no barbecue. It's him. It's all on

him. I ain't going to hold you. When Salt Bae had his run and was

opening up restaurants, niggas told me that steak tasted like pure rubber. Donkey shit. They

said that steak was horrible. Niggas wasn't going, they ain't giving a fuck. Niggas was

going for the picture of the little salt sprinkled shit. They come up with a

briefcase and do all that extra shit they was doing and then do the little...

He started getting kinky, started kissing niggas' bitches in the mouth. Throwing food in your

chick mouth. Yeah, he started getting kinky for you to watch me. I get to

lick your girl's titty. Great marketing and push a bad product. Sure. Yeah. A restaurant,

any of that. Yeah. In a heartbeat. And to Mona, your point, I don't know

that the original Mr. Tendonism is trying to get in a deal. Yeah.

I don't know if he's trying to be a restaurant owner, right? He could just

be licensing or attempting to license his name and His popularity to somebody who

has the money is going to open up the restaurant, get their own chefs in

there and just bring a crowd. Like, I don't know that he want to be

bothered with the nuts and bolts of it. Nigga, George Foreman sold his name to

them Foreman girls and went on about his business. That thing about people like Famous

Amos who got screwed out of their name. Famous Amos got fucked. And that's the

stuff I be worried about. So you can't even pass it on to your kids

or whatever. That's crazy. Famous Amos, Bob Ross. Yes. Oh, yeah, Bob Ross got fucked.

The original McDonald's brother Everybody gets fucked.

True. Yeah. That's a good doc too. It's not even doc, it's a film on

the McDonald's. That is a good movie. Ray Kroc. Yeah. It's about McDonald's and Ray

Kroc and the whole situation. It breaks down everything that happened, how he made his

money, how he screwed the McDonald's brothers or whatever. Ray Kroc. Does anybody here have

any advice for Mr. Tendonism? The original one, not the white guy. See, I think

the advice for me... It varies depending on how old he is and what's

his financial situation already. Like, if you're an older dude and somebody comes and says,

yo, you 75, and I'm going to give you $5 million, $10 million, you can

live out the rest of your days in bliss and leave some money to your

family. Yo, who the fuck want to be running around, opening a restaurant, doing all

of that shit at that age? You don't necessarily want to do that. So if

somebody comes along and you was broke for 75 years and they just say, yo,

I'm going to give you $10 million, Give it here. Whatever you make is what

you make. I could leave some money to my family that I wasn't going to

be able to leave them prior to this meeting. Give it here. Now, if he

financially okay, then it's a different conversation. But I think it just depends on how

old he is. He doesn't look financially okay. I know. And where his financial standing

is, I don't want to just assume. But I think that matters. Nor is somebody

coming to give him 10 mil because of his little cute name. I'm just giving

you an example. Show me how to make the stake. Crazy things have happened. Yo,

we could scale this shit. We could franchise this shit. Have one in LA. Have

one in Vegas. Have one in Houston, New York, Atlanta. Like, they can make money.

In all seriousness, I think somebody like you is the kind of person you need

to be talking to. Like, somebody who knows business but also isn't trying to exploit

them. You know what I mean? And it's not that many people out there that

will take, you know what I mean? Well, I think somebody, whoever told him, because

apparently you said he is trying to trademark the name or his name now. the

white dude they said trademark no the white man got it but he's trying to

do something with his you know like a variation so he got some information so

alright let me protect myself going forward hopefully not too much too little too late

hopefully true you never know what's gonna go viral that's the whole thing you know

what I mean you never know you're just fucking around the internet and then showing

how the meat fall off the bone pause yeah two days later that shit everywhere

it really happens like that yeah Going viral is cool. Speaking of going

viral, have you all seen the video circulating around the internet

regarding our brother Jim Jones? I did. I haven't. You haven't? Nope. Okay, I'll

show it to you right now. We'll pause and let you watch it and reflect.

Nah, nah, nah. Nah, I felt bad. I don't know what's true and what's not

true, but the video shows Jim Jones allegedly trying to kick open a

door of place from which he has been allegedly evicted. According

to reports, this video came from 50 Cent, who later put out paperwork

that allegedly shows that he was evicted. And I read it. And I made the

screen big. I did too. I ain't gonna lie to y'all, I did. Like I

said, I don't know if it's true or not. Jimmy Legs too little. From what

I heard, some people close to the story told me that it's fake. The paperwork

is fake. Said that the landlord is a bum and said that he don't be

doing shit. And he tried to evict Jim. And supposedly the document... For non-payment, is

that right? Supposedly the document that he created is a fake document that he just

literally created on his own, allegedly. So I don't know where it's going to fall,

but that's what I heard. And how about the kicking in the door part? They

said that the police came later on and made the landlord... unlock the doors and

leave the premises because Jim is renting the premises out legally and that's what I

heard. Even if you were to be behind on your lease, you can't lock people

out. You can't lock me out. That's what I heard. Especially in New York. After

that came out, a couple hours later, Jim did post in the studio.

They said the police came and made the landlord unlock the doors and leave the

premises. I don't know how true whichever side was, but I just want to be

fair to Jim and You know what I mean? Not make the nigga look like

a bum to seven million people. See, but that's the hard part about the internet.

And I agree with you. Like I said, I don't know what's true and what's

not true. I hope it's not true. I hope he hasn't been evicted. You know

what I mean? But once that video goes out, you spend the rest of your

life trying to explain some shit. And you can't roll that shit back. Because there

are a lot of people that will see that video of him trying to kick

the door in that will never see a correction or a replay or whatever. And

so it's like, that's what makes this shit so diabolical. See, I look at, Jim

ain't trying to explain it. Even in the video he put out, he had the

last dragon on the screen. He laid up the boards and chopped the boards. Again,

Jim, when he was up here, he told us, anytime my name trend, I'm just

trying to roll with the algorithm now. A lot of people will come out and

immediately start trying to clear shit up. He ain't doing that. He ain't did it

the last time. But he did post himself in the place. He wanted you to

at least know he wasn't evicted. Right, but to show that, A, I wasn't evicted.

I'm in the place. I wasn't arrested or anything. And I'm laughing with you. And

I'm laughing. Yeah, like I'm making some fun out of this. I like that about

Jimmy though. I don't come off like fake. He come off like he bitten with,

you know. Look, I'm bothered. They had the whole thing where he was saying all

the heat is off. He's in there, yo, yo, we, you know. Yeah, with the

fire, yeah. Yeah, like whatever y'all say, I'm going to play into it. I'm going

to have some fun. But from all, on the surface at least, it looks like

everything is all right over there. What's the other option? What's the other option? You

fucking cry. Exactly. What the fuck you going to do? He's handling the situation the

best you can. But I'm saying it's a shitty situation. He's going at it with

a nigga that's relentless. That's never going to let it go. So if you're not

going to take this kind of ha-ha, let's bid about it, you're going to fuck

around. Can't beat him at the game. Dog, you can't. You have to play with

50. I mean, really. He's unbeatable. Oh, my God. 50 get his eyes on you,

boy. He unbeatable. You were going to say something? He was about to say

something. Oh, no. No. I don't know what I'm about to do. What are

y'all making a 50 cent approach to this? I mean, like, this seems to have

started, I know they've had their back and forth over the years, but it seems

to have started again when they criticized 50 for doing the diddy-dod. And then it's

just been going off since then. I don't know if they regret doing that or

if they're, like, fine with it. I don't know. But for me, from a 50

cent perspective, I'm like, at what point is enough? At what point do you say

enough? I don't got to keep... When has 50 ever said enough? Ever. Well, maybe

a better question is when should he say enough? All right. For what? Yeah, why?

It's only for him to determine. You gotta assume he'll tire out at some point.

Yeah, but that's for him to determine when. If I was Jim, I'd be annoyed

just because I'm not evicted. Y'all keep saying I'm evicted. The heat shit, that's what

I was gonna say. The heat jokes were funny because following all the heat jokes,

We did see all them niggas in bubble gooses and avarexes and

coats and we saw like the breath coming out of it. So that made it

a little bit funny. But the eviction stuff, if I'm not evicted, which he's not,

because every time we see him, he's right back in the building. So it's like,

what am I doing here? What is to come of this? And at the end

of the day, people criticizing 50 for making that documentary. don't even see how that's

so crazy of a thing. You know what I mean? Because it's background where he

come from. It's police shit. So it's like some people look at that like what

the fuck are you doing? Especially when you think about the fact that he's tagging

his baby mom. So what are we really talking about? At the end of the

day that's just, you never know. I don't think making a doc is police shit

though. I'm not saying that making a documentary is police shit. I'm saying that People

that look at 50, I could see people thinking that that was corny or that

was whatever because of where he comes from. Because of who he is and who

he is. I got you. I got you. That's all I'm saying. I hate that

logic, but I hear what you're saying. I hate that people. I mean, you got

to be able to make a document. Because are you making a documentary for the

victims? Is that why you're making it? Because you care about the motherfucking victims? Do

you believe that in your heart? He care about victims? No, but I don't want

to hold him to that standard when I don't hold none of these people paramount

to that standard. Right. nobody makes docs for the victims. All the people that made,

I mean, very few people do. Maybe surviving R. Kelly. That's probably the only doc

I've seen where I know the people who did it actually care about the victims.

But in general, people make docs to make money. Right. So I don't want to

be like, well, 50's only doing it to make money or for revenge or whatever

they think the reason is because all these people in suits and boardrooms do the

same shit. You know what I mean? Right. But the fucking of the baby mom,

that just don't count. Oh, I'm not, I don't know if that's true or not.

His motivation, I'm saying. Because I feel like he's hated puffs. Long before that too.

But I'm saying whatever your motivation is, I don't want to hold 50 to a

standard of you have to have pure intentions when you make a doc because we

don't hold nobody else to that standard. That's all I'm saying. I guess.

But it's still a funny video. That's it. It was funny. Yeah. Ain't nobody got

hurt, so. Yeah. It's cool laughing at it. Yeah, I'd rather see him laugh than

see him pissed. Mm-hmm. I don't want to see Jim crashing out. I don't want

to see Jim going, you know, none of that. I don't want to see old

Jim. Right. So if this is the way you handle it, cool. Yeah. I'm with

that. Agreed. I wouldn't do a 50 zone right now, but there is a, I

got to admit, a little level of admiration I have for somebody who's willing to

just never. Wow, it says a lot about you. It does. Yes. But not surprising.

No. Just to not let something go. And to find new creative ways to be

petty. I mean, there's just a level of commitment that I admire. Even though I

wouldn't do this, I just think it's too much. You know what I mean? I

do appreciate it. I don't know. When I first took notice of it, I remember

thinking, like, damn, he must be miserable. That's what I thought at first. And now

I don't think he's miserable at all. I think that's really his thing. You know

what I mean? But, like, for me, usually when I see people that are just

constantly on it, I always think something's wrong with them. Like they're going through something

inside. Or a nigga is just rich and bored. And sometimes that's all it takes.

Like, all right, up, up. my person of the day. You done mentioned my, I

just need a reason. I think 50 literally. I think 50 just needs a reason

for anybody. Not a big one. I think once he got it, that's what it

is, and he's standing on it, he feels the type, I really think he feels

a way about these people he's talking about, and he gonna get it off, you

know what I mean? Well, all the people he's talking about, like, yes, it's bad,

but they be doing good. Like, Ja's doing great. Jim Jones is doing great, like

in the grand scheme of things, these people are doing great. people you talking about

saying something to I assume are people that are not doing so great so it's

gonna look away yeah that's interesting yeah like the niggas I would do that to

keep doing bad so at some point it sucks the fun out of it yeah

you look like a bully yeah and it looks like you're just having too much

fun because this guy is sleeping in the 430 now like so I think that's

the difference I don't know guys I don't know what

Happy people do stuff like that? People that are happy? Are you whispering? Happy people

do stuff like that? People that are happy? They'll be fucked with somebody until, like...

I think to a point. Some people deserve to be fucked with. Yeah, I think

some people do something. And what if that make them happy? That's what I'm saying.

Shit. That's a little sick. That's what makes you happy. I don't know, bro. I

don't know, man. Call me weird. Listen, man. It's a world... We talk about some

sick motherfuckers up here. If sitting there poking fun at somebody on the internet is

how they get their shit off, I ain't mad at it. Yeah, I guess so.

They ain't found this missing lady yet? No, I don't think so. All right, man.

You talking about Savannah Guthrie's mother? Yes, Nancy Guthrie. Yeah, no, they have not found

her. And as I understand it, the issue now is they haven't even shown proof

of life, which makes it. Yeah. That's the concerning part for me. Like, show me

something. Because I think they seem like they're ready to give the money up. It's

just a question of you got to show me proof of life. If it's your

own mother, though, do you wait for proof of life or do you roll the

dice? This long? Yeah, if they said, give me the $6 million. We're not showing

you shit, but give me the $6 million. Was mom a saver? Was mom one

of them? Like, was mom one of them, like, you know? That would mama prove.

Like, you know what I mean? Was mama a saver? Like, my mom would be

like, don't get them fucking people that money that you know I'm alive, you know?

But my grandma would be like, pay it anyway. That's why I don't fuck with

her. Let me tell you something. If your grandmother's missing, you're the

suspect. They coming right to your motherfucking house, dog. You can use

podcast lyrics. No bullshit. No bullshit.

They coming. They coming. I would need proof of life. After this amount of time,

I would need proof of life. Another amount of money? Yeah. Really? Yeah, man. Six

milli, baby. See, Josie, I already know Joe feels different. Well, I love my mom

more than people out there do. Well, that's what I was about to say. I'm

going to get my mom. But your mom's pretty cool, too. But I'm going to

get him the money from the rest. Yeah, I'm just saying, if we're at this

point, and now I haven't seen proof of life or something. And I'm the kidnapper,

and I'm like, yo, she's alive. Give me the money or else. I don't believe

you, dog. It's a bad conversation, but or else might have already happened, God forbid.

Right, but it's just money. True. Like, is mom naggy? You know what I mean?

Like... I'm getting moms, but before this. For sure. But I'm just saying, if you

get... If it was just money, I would have gave them the money a long

time ago. Without asking for proof of life. The police wouldn't even have to get

involved if that was the case. You know what I'm saying? Like, if it was

just money to throw around, I'm going to get my mother in the... first week

I can get my mother it's just been over a month yeah I would never

want to have a regret or what if what would you do though would you

give it up huh would you give up the six million without the proof of

life but see like just I love my mother less than a lot of people

okay so I respect it yeah so mother-in-law oh yeah

yeah yeah no I'm kidding of course I wouldn't get her either

I'm not getting nobody over 80. Yeah, like what the fuck are we doing? Are

you kidding me? Like, has she had a cancer screening yet? 77, 78. Yeah, we

were teetering. Is this nigga healthy? Like, what are we doing? This nigga's an idiot.

You done put out six and they last two and a half years. You're like,

yo, dog. You got to stay around a little longer. Yeah, shit. Man, you babysitting

for free. Suck-uh. All jokes aside. You got to work this off. All jokes aside,

yes, I would get my mother. And we are praying on the safe return of

this lady here at the J.B.P. Yes. Every night we pray about this. See, that's

the thing about marriage. That's one of the double standards I would want to enforce.

Like, if my mom gets sick, she do got to come and live with us

so I can take care of her and make her better. But if your mother

gets sick, we're going to get the best nanny out. Yeah, like, I don't know

if I'm jodding. I think a safe room would be

nobody's mom coming to live with us. So my mom can live in the crib.

But my mother-in-law lives like a solid 10 minutes away. Y'all crazy as hell. She's

close enough. Man, ain't nobody coming. Fuck that. My mom or his mom. Fuck that.

Are y'all crazy? Keep them close. I'll be watching the niggas that got to take

care of their mother-in-law. Not you, Mark. My other friends is doing it. They be

looking miserable, boy. Nigga. They be looking like

the old ball and chain. The shit that they be having to do for the

mother-in-law is like bathe them and fucking drive them places. I love

helping my... I love doing it, but during that... She had a fall in June

where she was staying with us for like a month or so. That shit was...

I was going to say hell. It's hard. That was very difficult. But when she

got like 10 minutes away, I take her to church every Sunday. Does she watch

you podcast? No. No, she's dealing with, she's an early stage of Alzheimer's. Oh, sorry

about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a good one, yeah, Angus. Bunch of an

American Bandstand. Exactly. And so...

He do dirty shit. Yo, he's terrible. I wish y'all really knew who this nigga

was, yo. I'm gonna do the Mark Doc. American Bandstand, bro. I'm doing

the Mark Doc. This nigga's crazy, yo. Oh man, yeah it does. When it's her

mom's, it's really, you know, you can go stay with her and take care of

your mom's. I'm telling you, I mean, marriage, the thing about marriage, and from my

perspective, is like your families do merge in a certain way. And I really do

look at my mother-in-law like a mother. And I have no problem taking care of

her. I will say though, again, I like it better 10 minutes away where we

can interact, but you also have a little bit of space. Because the other part,

also like, it ain't the best place for them. Because it's just you and them.

A home is where they want to be. Says no elder person ever. Did I

get that off? Says no elder person ever. I always want to live in senior

living where it smells like a mop in here. No, you want to talk a

good one. No, but seriously, though, because you want them to be around community. Like,

my mother-in-law gets bored sitting around our house. Now she loves that shit. That's what

she got you for. Take her for a drive. I have strict rules for my

mother to never let her live in other places. That's like her thing. My mother

wants to be cremated and she does not want to live in one of those

facilities. Oh, yeah, my mom, too. I used to make a joke early on. Remember

getting bad? Time to check in. She fixed that shit early. My mom's like, put

me in. Really? Once I'm not good, put me in.

Really? The funny part is, I want one. In fairness, my mom took care of

my dad's parents as they age, so I think that she don't want to put

that on her. Your mom loves you. I wish I would put mom to bed.

in a fucking home after I was watching news during COVID. But yo, you rich

You go to a nice home My mom's in a nice home But that's the

thing though My mother has been in geriatrics for years She's worked in nicer homes

It doesn't matter how nice it is Certain shit happens in there There's a lot

of fucking that goes on Oh no, the elderly fucking That's probably a good part

But I'm talking about the part where You run into the wrong They're in the

Olympics That's like the most fucking They're fucking at the Olympics a lot They're fucking

a lot They said in three They had a shipment of 10,000 condoms And in

three days it was gone Yeah. Damn. For Olympic Village. Yeah, nigga. You know them

niggas in tip-top shape. They can nut four or five times a day. I thought

if you was competing in the Olympics, you're not supposed to be nutting. Yeah? Tell

that to the judges. What the fuck are you talking about, nigga? What? We in

Barcelona with nothing to do. Yeah. And you're in Milan. Milan. Oh, yeah, yeah. In

the mountains. What? Damn. 10,000? Come on, man. You crazy.

All these figure skater butts sliding around. Yeah. 10,000 condoms in three days. That's what

you're saying? Yes. They sold out 10,000 condoms. At least they were getting saved. They

had to re-up. You know ain't nobody getting pregnant up that bitch. You know the

time for that. I mean, we all Olympians. Yeah. Have some good kids.

This would be good stuff. Come on.

That's crazy, yo. Yeah, but the guy could continue to be an Olympian. The girl

She's done She got four years Yeah It's Olympics every four years She'll be right

back Yo God do that shit Yo man it's terrible Shit Tell me your body

We are terrible Oh man that's crazy You'll be back You'll be back You'll be

back Yeah Good job Good as new Good as new Man you motivated now There

you go That's crazy Go for the gold 10,000 condoms So if y'all was going

for gold medal Y'all be fucking the night before Your biggest The biggest night of

your life But Mark, you might not really... You might not have a shot. No,

our event might not be until Thursday. Today, Monday. I

ain't even fucking before work. I ain't with none of that shit. You don't fuck

before work? I try not to. You talking about three or four days away? I

definitely do. Nigga is 21 years old. I definitely fucked you up with my wife

this morning. It says it all over your face when you come. Isn't that good?

Oh, yeah. It's just, it's the timing, man. When you live with somebody, you know

what I mean? Or whatever, you know what I mean? Or sometimes you got the

time you got. Mine happens to be before show. And if you're 21, you ain't

got no reservations, nigga? At all. 19? 19? See, that's where the coaches come in.

Yo, you 19, you go through a box of rubbers like it's nothing. And it

explains why you be early. Oh, shit.

You know what I'm saying? Only eight in five minutes. Yo,

this nigga's an idiot, bro. You a fool, bro. What's up, bro, this

guy, man? Y'all seen the bi-athlete dude that as soon as he won the gold

medal apologized for cheating on his girl? know but swag

he's a bi athlete not bisexual oh but maybe he was I don't know y'all

have to get better y'all have to get help no I really thought he meant

like he cheated with a dude like a bi athlete that's why I was like

oh that's a story I think this is right up there with

uh I think this is Right up there with Teddy Riley breaking up with his

girl and then doing Remember the Time with Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, this

is pretty fly. I won the gold. Yo, I'm sorry, baby. I fucked up. I

had the best thing of my life, and I threw it all away over some

pussy. Dedicate this to you? Yeah, yeah. He got some pussy right before he went

up there and said all that. Oh, yeah. That's why the comments go on. Fuck

the ones with that metal on. But there are a lot of women out there

that really, really put a lot of stock in

how you behave after the cheat and how you beg for them back. And what

better way to do it? And this has to be at the top of the

chain of begging for your girl back. I won the gold at the Olympics. The

whole world is bad. And I think he'll get her back doing shit like that.

Now with probably an extra body or two. Or three or four. But it shouldn't

matter at that point. Love should win. Love should win. Imagine she kept it on

a low from all her peoples. just told the whole world. Yeah, that's what I

was thinking about being embarrassed. I think he knew that she told everybody. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. That's why he doing the grand gesture.

I was laughing earlier. I don't know a cool way to bring it up,

but I was laughing because you know when niggas have the...

We was playing out a phone call. You know when niggas have a side baby?

So we was playing out when the side chick called and they're going to be

like, guess what? I'm pregnant. You'd be looking at that phone

like, girl, you know what to do.

Send the video. Send the video. Yeah, they calling me dead ass.

Listen, the other night, girl, you know, I'm with my girl. Niggas don't even check

back in for nine months. Yo, you stupid. Yeah, come on. Don't

call my phone with that. Go do it. Come on. You know what to do.

Hey, we're back. Hey! We are back. We

are back. This is... What were you saying, Mark? Oh, just

a sad story. I mean, it's fucked up. You heard about this dude that just

got sentenced to 37 years? Yes. We canceled. Yeah. This dude is 37 years. He

got 37 years. For what? So he let his underage son

drive the car. How underage? And unlicensed. Unlicensed. Unlicensed underage son. If you're underage, you

got to be unlicensed. Right. So, and he drove the car, got in an accident,

killed a grandmother and three grandchildren. Ooh. Yeesh. and they gave him

37 years. Sheesh. And they gave the father the 37. They gave the father the

37. Well, they gave the kid. I don't know. Four? Four years. Oh, OK. Yeah.

That's from Keynote, so I can verify that. I feel like that should be reversed.

I feel like that just sounds off. Yeah, but giving a 15-year-old 37 years is

crazy. Shit. If my dad told me to go drive? He allowed him

or he told him? That's a good question. Part of the story is that dad

couldn't drive because he had cancer. Okay. So it's tricky because I don't know if

he told him to or if he just allowed him to, but it seemed like

his inability to drive played into this decision. If I have cancer and I need

to go get my cancer stuff from up the street and I can't drive, I'm

asking my kid to drive me up there. Like that seems reasonable. That's what I'm

saying. Pop was in the car with him? I don't know. These are the things

that I just think like us to- It's a lot of- That detail was not

in the story, so I don't know and I don't wanna guess. I think 37

years old for somebody that has cancer, number one. I mean, 37 years in jail

for somebody that has cancer is a little cruel. I don't wanna minimize the fact

that the teenage kid killed somebody and- Four people. Killed four people. However,

yo, that's a mistake. You understand what I'm saying? Like the child committed a mistake.

And I don't necessarily think that somebody should be getting 40 years based on a

mistake. Like people do shit purposefully. You could kill somebody. You could shoot somebody, intend

to shoot them and kill them and come home after seven, eight years with a

manslaughter charge. So you giving somebody 37 years for a mistake to me is unjust.

Right. And a mistake I didn't make. I mean, my mistake was letting my kid

drive the car. I didn't run into people. You know what I mean? I don't

think either person should get 37. The dad shouldn't get 37 because he made a

mistake. The kid shouldn't get 37 because the kid don't know how to drive and

your dad put you in a car. No. Yeah, I think it's because he's black.

It doesn't make any sense. I also feel like what the victims want matters. And

when I saw the victim's family on the stand, she's pissed. Of course she will

be pissed, but it's just like in a situation like that, no one will really

happen. How does that make you feel better that dad goes to jail for that

fucking long? Even if he did some time. But 37 years? She sat on that

stand like, y'all can still see him. When y'all want to talk to him, y'all

can talk to him. We can't call her. I mean, they're pissed. And that matters.

When the family is reaching out to the prosecution, reaching out to the state, nail

his fucking ass. They go a long way. There's some more information. The

16-year-old was intoxicated and speeding. when the crash occurred. That changes things a little bit.

But to me, not for the dad. Not for the pop. If the pop know

you drunk and still allows you behind the wheel of the car and you go

out and kill four people, you added that piece, though. What piece? We don't know

if the father knew preemptively that he was drunk. That's why he's saying if, right?

I said if. I said if. Like, that changes things. If homeboy took... We stole

a car. Well, I ain't never steal a car, but my niggas stole a mother

car, stole a father car, and we went out joyriding. And if something happened, it's

still a mistake. It's still an accident. Even if we went out and got drunk

and then the accident happened, my father didn't know necessarily that we was going to

be drunk. Do you know the whereabouts of those friends currently? Yeah. Yeah. Also, dad's

clean. We gave it to the police. What? Also, dad claims that he didn't say

that he could use the car. That's what dad said. Whether it's true or not,

dad said that he didn't say he could use the car. He had no idea.

There is something, and this just comes from my insurance background, there's something called implied

consent. So, meaning like, if he's been driving this car previously,

you know you have the okay to drive this car, like he's been allowing you

to drive the car. Even in this particular instance that he didn't say, hey, drive

it or hey, don't, you have implied that it's okay for him to drive this

vehicle. That's a good point. Yeah, but I mean, just to tie this part up,

implied consent, as I understand it, is typically like if I have a licensed driver

in the house, the idea is, like you just said, like you're a licensed driver,

you drive the car in this house, and so if you drive it every day

of the week, I'd have to tell you this day, but he's not licensed. You

know what I mean? And if you're drunk, I certainly wouldn't say that you're allowed

to drive drunk. So it gets tricky. For me, at the end of the day,

I... Nobody to me should get 37 years for this. You know what I mean?

It just seems like an awful thing to happen. Oh yeah, stage four prostate cancer.

They give him 37 years in jail. Yes, I mean, that's nasty. Sadly, he's probably

not going to live long enough to experience that, but that shouldn't be the determinant

factor. And the family more is asking, can he die at home? Because he's dying.

You know what I mean? You're not beating that. That's why it's grandstanding to me.

They could give him five years, it would have been the same. But they give

him 37 so they can say, look at this head we got. It makes the

public feel good. Right. And even with the family, because that's the thing. When the

family is upset, or when, because every family doesn't call the police. That's old.

That's old. Like, I think the boy should have been, like, what I just

read, it said the kid was traveling 76 miles an hour in a

30. So you need to be punished. I don't want to just dismiss it and

say that the little boy shouldn't be punished because at 15 years old, I had

enough knowledge and worth all to know I'm not supposed to be going 76 and

30. They gave him four, which is gentle. Four is light. Stage four prostate

cancer. Let's say he go in, God forbid, he does a year this time. The

young man that actually was behind the wheel gets four years. So where's justice? Where

are you? Where is the justice? I would want the young dude. Sorry,

you got to do some time, buddy. You got to do some time. Not four

and a half years. You're a minor. No, 70 and a 20. You're drunk. You

kill people. I'm not putting that on your dad. What would justice look like for

you? To reverse it. So you think 37 is fair? Oh, no, no, no, no,

no, no. I'm just saying the heavier penalty be on the younger driver and

health be taken into consideration at sentencing for this older gentleman. Yeah. That's what it

would look like. I think it makes a difference when the family is involved or

when the family is upset, especially if the family is in contact with the state,

calling the prosecution. When the family was on the stand, the family, the girl that

was testifying for her family, she was saying, you know, y'all can still call y'all

family members. Y'all can still see y'all family members. We can't. All that counts because

she was pissed. To add on to what Joe was saying, Him, I would want

him to, if I was a part of that family, I would want him to

be at juvie, transfer over to the state prison, go do some adult time, and

then come home. It just doesn't make any sense why dad gets that much. I

just don't. It's almost like if he was, I can understand getting all that time

if dad, if the kid was 10 or 11. Because that's really like, okay, you're

not paying attention to this little kid. You put a 10-year-old behind the wheel, you

should. Right, this nigga's 16. I just, I don't know. And I find it hard

to believe that dad know he high or drunk. So with Texas... I'm sorry, not

Texas. This is Florida. I was looking up Texas. My bad. Go ahead, Domona. Yeah,

but that's all I was really saying. I think that has a lot to do

with it, the anger from the family. And I also agree with Mark where it's

like they do things like that to set the tone for everything. But I'm still

sitting on it because he's black as well. Yeah, I don't think that 37 is...

Rest in peace to all the people that lost their lives. That is horrible. Also,

rest in peace to Eric Dane. That was so sad yesterday. 53 years old. Extremely

sad. Great actor. What is he, 52? 53. One year after getting

diagnosed with ALS. So, you know, just rest in peace to him. No long eulogy,

but just rest in peace to him. He's a great actor. One of my favorites,

McSteamy, as we like to call him. That's what you call him? That's what you

call him? That's what you call him? Is that what you call him? We fans

of Grey's Anatomy. Oh, you though. No, I call him Mark. That was

his name on the show. He's a great doctor, great actor, great part of the

show. I hated the way they killed him off the show, but you know how

Grey's do. But great actor. Again, just so sad to see so many people dying

so young. Yeah, for sure. For sure, rest in peace. He's around the corner from

me. age wise. 52. 52. That's young. It's so young.

When you get near them ages it's like you see how really young that is.

You know what I mean? Get your checkups brothers. Our brother just turned 50. We

can't lose you in 2-3 years. I'm getting choked up thinking about it. Hopefully not.

No we're not. You get your checkups though. I do. He get that ass checked

and all that. My nigga. He a man. He ain't scared a little finger up

the ass. All y'all get fingers up your ass to get checked. No. You guys

don't get your roster set. They have new ways to do that. Shut up. It's

blood. Oh, I always look forward to life. I still do old school, but. You

prefer it. I know Rob, I know that's what I'm saying. That's all bad. GP.

He requested. Just all the strength. He like, when they say, this the new technology,

Mark go, oh, damn. You like, doc, this up there, you got to use two.

Holy shit. No, seriously, y'all, you don't have to do that anymore? You don't have

to do it, man? You want to finger up there? They give you a blood

test, and then if your blood levels come back a little abnormal, then they'll go

to a different. Okay. I have a particular problem because of my health history with

my father who had prostate cancer so they like to do both. That's why. And

it's not painful. It's like to the first line of the index. It's painful the

first time. Come on. Then after that. You're a pro

now. They put a little lube on it. Because I'm not joking. You know what

else is painful? Pap smears. Pap smears are painful as fuck. Ask your lady. Ask

your lady. is cold. They don't put no music on or nothing. No foreplay or

nothing. What? They don't even rub you or nothing. Class of one. Metal. Get a

mammogram first. They put the jaw on. That's what they do. And they stick a

long ass other jaw and then they tap around and they put that in the

jaw. I want to say that y'all got the bad end of the God design

stick until I remember that y'all outlive us. They could come three, four times.

Just two. Yeah. You're on your own, boss. It's harder for us to

come, though. We can get it back. But it's harder for us to come the

first time, though, than it is for y'all. And y'all start coming, like, all the

way at, like, 12, 13. We don't even hit our sexual peaks till 40. You

don't get a real nut to be about 35, 40. Wait, you got your first

real nut? I didn't say me, nigga. I said... said that that's what it

is like that little tingle you feeling at 2021 is not the same what you

feel 31 and not the same what you feel 41 really get stronger every decade

I was about to say oh you took the party bus I had enough of

your shit that's it Mr. Button I do have someone here that sounds

like they need our help I know we haven't done this in a while why

you the only one that get to read them you can read it if you

want to can you read a little I have at it

Yeah, that's the one we read right there. This one does seem like... You had

to take the glasses off to read. Yeah, they just make me look smart. There's

no medicine in them. Hi, everyone. My boyfriend and I recently separated. Oh,

sorry. They don't give a fuck. We have two sons, 11 months, and two years

old. That's a bad time to lose that nigga boy. He has two children from

a previous situation. His daughter is 19 and clearly has unresolved issues with her

father that has caused problems in our relationship since the very beginning. I let a

lot of things slide, but once he and I start having children, I really didn't

care to work on she and I's relationship. She's extremely disrespectful, and all

her father does is minimize her actions and never addresses things to her. When I

became pregnant with our second child, she texted him and said... hope you and that

baby die. Commenting on a post of our oldest son, whom was only one at

the time, shake my head or something of that nature. Fast forward, we're

separated and now he is speaking to his daughter again and bringing her around our

sons, mind you, with no... Autonomy. What? Autonomy,

maybe. Autonement. That's what she has here. Atonement. Okay. Um... Damn, I

lost my place, y'all. Okay. On her behalf, a conversation, nothing. I feel extremely uncomfortable

with this, and it's caused me horrible anxiety around leaving them with their dad. I

just want him to acknowledge that, A, wishing death on anyone is not okay, and

for there to be some type of understanding regarding the seriousness. What should I do

moving forward to have a conversation with him about my uncomfortability without causing a conflict?

Okay. Also, am I crazy a 19-year-old wishing death on her unborn brother is

disturbing, right? Shake my head. I really want to answer this. Real bad. Yeah, go

ahead. Now, as a person who had issues with my stepmother, right, and I'm going

to walk this gently because my stepmom, she's still outside a little bit. If I

told you her name, you'll know why, you know. But when it came to

me and her, right, Well, me and him, me and his issues, of course they

spilled over to her. But it never really had anything to do with her, right?

For example, when my sibling was born, I found out that my sibling was coming

the day she was born. She has never forgiven me for not coming to see

the baby and not being active with my sibling when the baby was young. The

whole time, I was pissed that nobody fucking told me. He didn't even tell me.

I think I talked to my grandmother and she congratulated me on having a new

sibling. And that's how I found out. I feel like when you are the adult

in the situation, even though 19 is grown, you kind of have to like carry

it that way. So, of course, it's wrong for her to say, I hope you

and that baby die. But I'm also curious on why the fuck did he even

repeat it when she text him that? You know what I mean? I think the

blame is more on your mate, not necessarily the kid. And I don't think there's

anything wrong with them having conversations about the seriousness of it, but that's not going

to change the fact that she's the kind of 19-year-old that will say, fuck you

and them new babies you made because of her anger she has with her father.

Does that make sense? It has nothing to do with you or your fucking kids.

It's all about her and him because he probably didn't raise her. He probably didn't

do right by her, and that's why she's upset. She sounds like she just want

an apology. Yeah, the lady... That's it. That's all she wants. She just wants... It's

a conversation, man. The fact that he has... around the children and there's been no

conversation or atonement from her so she feels like what you said was wrong and

I need that acknowledged I mean holding a 19 year old to that

it's a little silly a little bit 19 year olds say dumb shit they say

shit they don't mean it's still an awful thing to say it is awful that

should be communicated to her because words have power um I also wouldn't read too

much into it. I wouldn't make that, like you said, I wouldn't make that the

focus. The focus is that relationship over there. Right, and that's where, I think that's

where the point of contention is because new mom... Wait, wait, I'm sorry. Because I'm

maybe delayed reaction today. I'm a little slow. Are y'all saying that the

19-year-old can say, I hope you and that baby die and still come hang

around the baby without ever addressing that? No, I said that's... Your mom should be...

No, no, I'm saying it's awful and should be dealt with, but I'm saying that

shouldn't be the primary focus. I want to know what caused her to say that.

That's what I'm saying. My daughter is never going to see these new kids again.

Y'all got these moms fucked up. I'm not mad at the mother for feeling like

that either. She has a right to feel that way. Y'all said she's being silly.

I don't think she's being silly. At all. I don't think she's being silly. Listen,

neither one of us said she's being silly. And also, if I'm paying attention, the

19-year-old's crying publicly is to shake my head on the post. She texted her father

that about them kids. He didn't even have to repeat it. You understand what I'm

saying? I'm texting him to disrespect him, using them kids. That's totally different than- That's

what I'm saying. You know what I mean? So is it small? No, it's not

small, but there's levels to this shit. The public thing she did where she knew

everybody could see was shake my head. So how tough, how crazy and gangsta is

this kid for real? Because- a man that knows how he is in the business,

you wouldn't even repeat no shit like that to your new woman. I wouldn't. That's

true. Who the fuck would say, can you believe this little bitch just said she

heard me and the fucking kid? It doesn't even make any fucking sense and it's

indicative on how stupid he is. I don't see it like that either. I

see that part. I see how it could be that way. No, I see that

part. I see how it could be that way. So, yes, I see that.

I also see how... It could be the other way, which is niggas talk to

their girl. Yeah, but I think... Yeah, but I'm not... It's not the same, Joe.

You want these motherfuckers to get along. I'm talking from experience. I've never shared stuff

with my girl that people have said about... Yeah, I haven't done it. Hell no.

That's awesome for all of you upstanding people. I'm saying in the event that this

person who clearly doesn't have a great relationship with his daughter... has spoken to his

partner long before these events have taken place about this relationship and his partner is

kind of his confidant and vent person and the person that helps him feel better

at how to deal with this. I could totally see that happening. I can see

both things happening. I'm saying that's a bad decision. Yeah, it's a bad

decision. Because you and your daughter are going to work it out. At some point.

Hopefully. And she ain't never going to forget that shit. Exactly. That's an assumption from

privilege. I said potentially. But she ain't going to forget that shit if y'all do

work out. That's my point. And it also gives like, the way you tell it,

it's almost like, ain't your fucking kid oh you know i'm venting with my partner

that's your daughter so yes you do you do protect your daughter in that way

where she's being a fucking asshole i'm not gonna repeat that she said some stupid

asshole shit that's your kid it's no way that your woman being your confidant in

the place you vent trumps your fucking kid that came from your balls no way

i'm protecting my baby that's not that's not true you're wrong that depends on a

lot of things that depends on the relationship yeah you wrong because i i think

this i think that as the man The man should have not, me personally, I

don't think the man should have repeated that. One. I agree with you. And now

the future has come to pass. You bait up with your 19-year-old. You got the

19-year-old around your new kids. And that is the reason that you don't tell your

significant other to that because you know they're going to hold on to that. Forever.

Rightfully so. They're going to hold on to that. So you being the man in

this situation, you eat that and just act like it never happened. And then you

try to create a level of harmony between your 19-year-old and your new woman because

you know they had it. at a crossroads and it's two kids it's two kids

and also there is a situation where that's a sign that this girl's gonna be

burning her siblings with lighters that is a thing but in my opinion in this

situation that's not indicative of that and I disagree with Joe on another point because

I feel like at the end of the day when Joe says oh she's never

gonna see them kids now no you lose the opportunity once y'all split When it's

fucking his weekend, you cannot control whether he takes the motherfuckers around they sibling. We

can pretend and play all we want. I've said this a million times up here.

But you take that to a judge, a judge is not going to say, you

know what? Restraining order from her with the kids. The judge is not going to

give a fuck that she texted that a year ago when the baby was one.

So in reality, if you want that kind of control, you need to stay together.

That's just like the guy that leaves the baby mom or leaves his wife and

you mad about the stepdad. It's nothing you can fucking do once you drop the

ball and the family's done. It's nothing you can do. If that lady want to

take them kids to the mall, make them dance with a cup in front of

you, front of him. That's what the fuck gonna happen unless the judge deem it

to be dangerous. For the record, I was saying that the dad should feel like

that for a little bit. Not the mom. I was saying the dad, if he

know that the estranged daughter got this type of venom and anger and rage and

hurt in her, I wouldn't just be so willy-nilly to bring her around my kid.

I'm gonna have to father you from over there for a little bit. Or he

might have did that for a little bit and could tell it was just words

of hurt. You get what I'm saying? Like, bro, kids say stupid shit, yo. And

if it's fuck you and them kids, I hope they die. Like, not I want

to kill y'all. Just fuck y'all. Right. Out of anger. Y'all told me the same

shit when I told y'all I cut a family member off for that. All of

y'all told me. Not me. You ain't me. No, I get down. When I said

what I fell out with a family member over, it was, yo, come on, dawg.

They say stupid shit. It's da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. We're

talking about 19. We're talking about 19 and a girl. Like, what the fuck? What

are we talking about? I don't know. I might be... And that's why I'm saying

it here. There is a case where that 19-year-old was abusive to her siblings. That's

it. We're not talking about him letting her babysit him, but them to see her

siblings... Yeah, she might not be around the kids by herself. Right, yeah. So I

think you can see it both ways. But if he's pops and I'm repairing a

relationship with my daughter and I would like for her to have a relationship with

her siblings... I'm here while this happens. Why? It ain't saying leave her

with them and she can hurt them. Because I picture him as an old head,

as older than the baby mom or the ex. Who's going to wipe his ass

when he's 70? His 19 year old. I understand what y'all saying. I've also been

in plenty of living rooms where the dude was in there happy with his two

new kids and his new family and the old kid from back in the day

that you had walk in and fuck the vibe up. look different, think different. We

don't fuck with your mother. Now you just in here to be around. New kids

don't fuck with you. You're looking dusty. You're cursing people out. He hates to go.

That might be the acceptance. Joe what? Get that old kid the fuck out of

here, yo. Joe said take a place to go. Get the old kid. He left

you for a reason the first time. Oh, Joe. Now you're back being hard. You

ain't learning. Stop, Joey. That's so mean. You still sending these texts? We love the

older kids here at the JVP. Yes, we love the older kids. No matter how

much your father regrets you, we love you here. And the fathers don't regret them.

Oh, they regret it. Hey, just remember, older kid punishment is different than younger kid

punishment. You can get dropped off somewhere. You old enough to just leave

somewhere and a nigga not feel the guilt as he drop off. We could leave

you a Chuck E. Cheese. You want to send threatening texts. Can you imagine? I'm

joking, but just saying. Have any of y'all ever had your kids say something real

nasty, the ones that have older kids? That would be you and Pride Joe. Real

nasty to me? No. No. when I told my dad when I was 19? I

was probably 19 or 20. Maybe we should save it for the Patreon.

I remember I told my mom, I don't want to be here. I want to

go live with Pops. And she packed me up and sent me to Pops for

the summer. I ain't say that no more when I got back. Not a good

experience? No, no, no. I told my dad that I would shoot him in the

back of his curly ass head. He has curly hair. I didn't mean it, Mark.

noticed that on the part of the shows you it typically triggers some type of

like trauma family trauma out of you have you been noticing that pattern that's a

fucking lie but this made me think because my five to ten years in prison

we came home we had children so it was a big thing to me I

wanted to spend a summer or two of my day it was really like a

big thing like it sucked yeah and now me and my siblings are

tight I'm with my sister constantly that's it But we did that. He did not

facilitate that. He did not assist. And I don't have that relationship with all his

kids. I have a relationship with like one of them where we tight. That's all

on the dad. And a lot of times dads drop the ball. It just sucks.

Because to me, this dad drops the ball by telling her that. I agree. He

flipped this fucking thing up with that pass the fucking ball and I'm going to

crack it in half. No, no, no, no, no, not at all. One of the

more important matters. The artwork says there is no

competition. You're my number one. There's no competition. I'm assuming the project is coming at

some point. That sounded amazing. I mean, well, the rapping was amazing. The mix is