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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 95, “95,” released January 4, 2017. Joe Budden & friends sit down every week to discuss life, music, sex, and more. Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

Joe Budden Podcast Ep. 95 Transcript
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We are live. Happy new year to my listeners. Happy new year to Rory. Here
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we are. First podcast 2017. I will name this podcast later. Episode number 95.
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Somewhere around there. Trappy New Year. [Music]
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No, not feeling it. Across from me is Rory Lanes. To my
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right is nobody cuz Maul's a [ __ ] dick. Hi Maul. Who's home? Um,
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you're like the third person to say trappy new year to me. Yeah, you got to get hip. That's what all the kids are saying now. You still
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stuck on Happy New Year. That's Now, now inform me. Tell me tell me about about Trappy New Year.
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Well, Fab and Trey Songs Fab and Trey Songs dropped a project. I personally would didn't plan on leading
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with this, but okay, let's do it. I love Fab and I
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love Trey, but it is like when your parents get a hold of a word and just
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ruin it. I didn't need Trappy New Year from either of them. The problem I have and I haven't heard
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the project. I haven't either. I haven't heard a single song. The problem I And it's being trashed. It
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is. Sorry, Fab. I'm just telling you what people are telling me. Um
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I normally like Fab and Trey collabs. I do too. That That's my issue here. So, I'm
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scared to listen to it and and it'd be, you know, Trappy New Year scares me. I'm not the trappiest of guys.
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I just don't think it's it's for me. Summer Shootout sounded like it was for me. Don't think this is for me.
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And I mean, Fab would be the first person to to to tell me if this project were for me or if it were not for me.
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Um, Tori dropped music. Yeah. How do you feel? I left your house
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when when it dropped and um you seem to be, you know, sitting Indian style on your kitchen floor.
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I enjoy it with your headphones on. I enjoy it. I I enjoy This is the first time I've enjoyed the other mixtape as
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well. Uh New Toronto. That's the rap one, right? That's the rap one. This one, it wasn't too much rapping on it.
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Okay. Um so I enjoyed that and I enjoyed Chicks Tape just as much as I expected I would. Flipped some great samples.
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Great. I saw a lot of mixed reviews. Pretty much split down my timeline. I saw a lot of people slamming Tori for
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flipping samples. You mean what he does his whole career?
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Yeah. So, I mean, what what do you want What do you want me to say about that? These these people clearly are not familiar with his catalog.
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Do you want to debate about it? No, I can bring up Bryson. No, no, no. Please. Why? There's no music out. Why Why would we bring up
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Bryson with his noge superstar that doesn't need to do the mixtape thing? Uh, we're going to slow down with the
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with the huge superstar on Bryson just yet, but I don't want to talk about Bryson because don't steal Tori's
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Thunder from him. I'm not I am going to listen to it. I just haven't listen. You haven't heard either project neither. I'm not going to listen to New Toronto. I listen to the chick state
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though. They're both really good projects. Um, I owe I I'm going to start the new year
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off apologizing. I owe that kid uh Black.
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Oh, such a huge apology, man. What a great The funny thing was when you had text me and asked if I had listened to it, I
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said, "No, but I've seen it all over my timeline." And you said you had some disdain for it. So, I was like, "Hm,
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should I even listen to it?" Because I think I was busy at the time. And I'm glad I didn't listen to you because it was [ __ ] amazing. I played it as a
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sleeper song. You were still hating. And now you've turned to New Leaf. I love that entire project. Phenomenal
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and amazing. All right. So, I fig a few things about me. I figured it out. Well, number one, I'm a hater.
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Well, that's all right. We know that. I'm a hater. Number two, um
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that cadence that the kids are doing uh that that Black did on Never Know, I
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think he started that project with. Yeah. That cadence always throws me for a loop
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because it's the cadence that everybody does and it's just very unoriginal. So, when I heard that for the first two or
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three songs, I was off it. It's a It's a familiar sound. It's not a
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groundbreaking sound, but he's unique with it. He's unique with the things that he's saying while utilizing this
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sound. You can also understand what he's saying, too. That's helpful in in that genre because there's not only mumble
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rap, there's mumble R&B. So, I like it. There is mumble R&B. I like it, too. So,
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I want to start out by apologizing to him. Now, we start with the story of the day. Drum roll.
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Which one? Well, how many stories were there today? They're all kind of intertwined, but
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I was just starting with your arch nemesis. That's your arch. I do appreciate that you uh that you had my back and and made
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that video. That was not me having your back. That was definitely me trying to align myself
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with your enemy, Soulja Boy. Wait, you were trying to get in his good graces by mocking him?
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Yes. And it worked. Oh, did you guys text or something? He then mocked himself. Did you start the Soulja Boy?
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Do other people begin mocking themselves? I don't know. It's the It's the internet, so you never You want to be careful about trying to take credit
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for things on the internet. So, I don't know. But I I will say I didn't see anyone before mine.
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Okay. But I mean, that doesn't say much. Did you hashtag it Soulja Boy Challenge? Yeah. Oh, all right then. Yeah, I think I
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think you get that credit. You should be able to check it. I mean, I don't know. I don't know how to do those things. There's Pump It Up and there's a Soulja
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Boy challenge. I like it. Soulja Boy, whose side are you on in all of this mess?
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I'm on the fan side because we're all winning right now. This has been the first Are we winning? We're winning.
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Usually we lose in these situations, but this has been some great laughs in the in the midst of five hours. I've laughed
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like I haven't laughed all year. So, catch us catch us up with these shenanigans. Um
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I was a bit late to the party. From what I understand, Soulja Boy went on a a
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vlog. Are they still vlogs if they're on Instagram? I haven't heard that word in a long time. So, I mean, I'm not really vlog.
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He went he made an Instagram video and suggested that Chris Brown had
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called or facetimed him or did something to get in contact because he liked a picture of Karuchi and told him that he
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was going to beat the [ __ ] out of him or whatever. But we know Lil Draco don't play that way. So he went on the internet to expose
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Chris Breezy. All right. Who do we believe here?
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Well, let's back up real quick with his rant. You may not know. I certainly don't know. I kind of wish Maul was
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here. I don't know why Maul might know. How can Soulja Boy and Chris Brown be from the same hood and be part of the
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same gang? Can you get me up to speed on gang [ __ ] I have never been in a gang.
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Nor have I. Nor have I had gang ties or affiliations. Um, so no, I can't answer. In his rant,
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he he suggested that him and Chris Brown were both from Fruittown, which I understand is a section in Los Angeles
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where a gang would reside. I thought he was from Mississippi, and I thought Chris Brown was from Virginia.
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Too much time trying to figure out where these [ __ ] is from. I don't care about their sets and all any of that type of [ __ ] Uh, no disrespect, but I'm just
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not into all that. Now, poor Karuchi, man. Why is it poor Karucci? Cuz Karuchi I
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feel like was it's just somewhere minding her business. I really feel like she don't be doing [ __ ] but eating
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drinking like smoothies. I feel like Karui Karuchi is somewhere drinking smoothies and and this continues to
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happen to her and at the beginning of the year that's just a lot. It's a lot
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at the beginning of the year. I mean you can't say she completely hates it if she's replying
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in this mess. I won't. It's not like she was accused of anything.
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He just liked her picture. Yeah, but still. And then she ended up getting attacked.
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What did she Oh, what was Chris? Would you like me to read Would you like me to read the Chris Brown post?
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Sure. Sure. Let me find Can you do it in a West Coast um Pyro accent? Let me see if I can find it here.
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Come on. Fruit Town Joe, find it. Oh, all right. Karuchi says, "I Oh, do I need to read
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hers, too?" No, I I want Chris Brown said, well, his was a response to Oh,
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okay. Uh, Karuchi says, uh, thinking emoji. I just Okay, first off, this drama between
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the both of these two was so ridiculous. It makes no sense. We just brought in a new year and this is what we're doing.
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Leave that extra out. Rah [ __ ] behind. This isn't cool or funny. Whatever. It's a bunch of positive like LA smoothie
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[ __ ] from there. And then Chris Brown comes in with some He's Chris Browning.
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No one asked for this opinion. And it ain't over you girl. Keep the fame you got and stay classy. This man randomly
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started this now. You gassed plugging what you got going on. How do we know you again? Ain't no more Cray and all
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that [ __ ] I did a gesture being playful commenting under your pics. Notice how much attention you weren't getting until
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I put still wanted with the eye emojis under your picture. Karuchi. Karuchi is two years famous. I am so sick of [ __ ]
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coming at me left and right. And now she want to chime in. Nobody gives a [ __ ] Now this dumb ass want to pop like it's
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about you living in this dream world of yours. All your friends are your friends because you was Chris Brown's girl and
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the other friends you still talk to I [ __ ] So advice from [ __ ] to have my dick in their mouth is really not
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informative. And once again you're welcome for this pub. [ __ ] better stop all this noise like I ain't
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[ __ ] Shut up and get your money. I heard [ __ ] saying they made Karuchi made Karooi say okay. So make
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another Karuchi. Hove warned us about this. He then went on a Twitter rant about how, you know, he didn't mean for
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her to get the wrath uh catch the raft, but she should have stayed in her place. So, while I disagree with a lot of what
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he said, I don't know why she replied either. Why are you making this about you?
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I haven't he did it in a very Chris Brownesque way, which is always unhealthy, but
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Chris Brown to be his publicist has to be the hardest job. I do want to work with him
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one day. About what? What do you mean about what? About music, dick face. Oh. Oh, I thought like personal.
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No, no, no. I'd like Shut up, Roy. No, I wasn't even talking. I'd like I'd like to do some music with
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Chris Brown is what I'm saying one day. But this So, you can't say [ __ ] now. No, but I am going to talk because Joe
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is Joe. This type of talk just to toward
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women in general is disturbing to me. I can't I mean I can only speak
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from from experience. I guess many men have spoken to young women like this in
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their 20s. Uh it it's just comes off a bit classless
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now even if he's well within his right. Um and he's probably the I know Chris Brown's just probably the last one that
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should be speaking this aggressively to a woman.
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And I'm probably the last one who should be saying that. I was gonna say I I can't I am going to say it by hand. Have
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you ever mentioned that you have made a woman's career before? Because one could make a uh an argument that you have
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a couple times over. Yeah, but I I have never said that. Other other people have said that.
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Um I I've never said it with that context because you just do things out of love.
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Like you don't and I've never been the guy to do a favor for someone and expect something in return. Um, and when you
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love someone, you want the best for them. So, yeah, you you want to help them improve on themselves. He comes off
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a bit angry that that that he did whatever he did for her, which what did
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he really do for her? Because he fell in love with her, so he has to stop faulting her for his
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doing cuz he he has he has to be accountable for that. They were in love.
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Well, he's suggesting that she would not have any of these Emmys and fame and things of that nature without people
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knowing who she was via him. But he knew that before he dated her.
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I'm not Oh, I'm not I'm not defending him here. I'm telling you what he thinks. He thinks there's some ownership over her success.
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But what I'm saying I'm I'm clear about what he what he thinks. But it it comes off
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it comes as it comes off it comes off like he doesn't want her to
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have the lifestyle without him. Yeah. But I mean that's how it comes off. That's kind of typical with angry bitter
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men. And then and then and then you can't taunt the poor girl on social media for
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however many weeks and then when she finally muster up the courage to respond, you say women should stay in
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their place. like you can't and I'm not I'm just I'm just using
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logic here. I'm not I'm not you know I want I want to be for the guy
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but I really felt bad for I really felt bad for Karuchi man and and what
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soldier's going to kill all you [ __ ] You I don't know why he would kill me.
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I don't know either. What else happened today? to backtrack. He did end up like
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I know we all clowned you included, not me, Soulja Boy, only Joe clowned for your Vlad story when you was shooting up
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the whole house, but it came out that it was true. He was shooting people in his home.
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Oh god. Jesus. Mary and Joseph. Okay. First, I never want to me. Why does Vlad
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have to be mentioned on our first podcast? You said it, but fine. We'll roll with it. Um, I saw it. I saw the
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interview with the five Goonies. It's a wild story, man.
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I don't even know where to begin. Uh I don't even know with the Goonies. I'm not sure that I would have even came out and told that story. Honestly, I
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might have kept it talked. The way it was told was even funnier. And then the three in the back just
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confirming how many times he was slapped and how many times Old Boy was shot. Yeah. This
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just everything about it was hilarious to me. So now wait that cuz that brings my mind
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to while I'm talking about all this LA [ __ ] [ __ ] going on. Um if any if any
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woman are listening and you're interested in the latest bird drama cuz I know all the bird drama.
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What's the bird? Insta live is [ __ ] [ __ ] up. It's [ __ ] people up. How so? Well, you know because they have all
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these blog sites. The tea shade uh the shade room tea spillers tea tenders.
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They have all these [ __ ] sites for real. They got all these sites and these these Instagram pages that are,
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you know, if you wherever if you say something anywhere in a comment or on video or anything, they they're
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uploading it. So, that's what's happening. But, uh, apparently there's a big beef involving offset from Migos.
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Now, listen, let me be the first to tell all of you out there. That's not the popular one, right? That's exactly
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No, I don't know Migos. I just know what y'all like and I know one of them is more popular than the other ones which
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y'all tried to break down to me the other time. I thought that this was the less lesser known.
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This is Kelly Roland. I'm not This is Rory saying all of this about Offset.
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I want I want no issues with Offset. Listen. Yeah, he's he's supposed to be the
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lesser known one, right? I don't know. I'm I'm seeking information here. Offset. So now on on
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Insta Live apparently and this is a lot so bear with me. And I was about to say
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you shouldn't get any of your Migos news from me. Like I I'm
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listen if you are Migos fan right now. Listen, you're doing yourself a disservice to listen to anything I have
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to say. I shouldn't be a source of information about Migos. But I like their new song a lot. I have not heard a new song.
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The black and bougie one is good. That's the raindrop drop top [ __ ] that everyone says. I don't know any I'm confused every time
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someone says raindrop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop. I am I have no I don't know what they're talking about but I love
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the rain. So I'm I'm going to encourage that. So future's baby mom and I don't know
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anyone's name here. Whatever she have a couple Takala Tanala whatever her name is.
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Oh yeah of course her. I don't know. But apparently she's fighting with her friend Alexis Sky who's Fett's old boo
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over Offset. That's what's happening in the universe.
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I'm I'm glad I now know that information. So now when I was listening to this,
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all I could think was, wait, now this is the the lesser popular that I was saying
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the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I think everyone in B2K pulled [ __ ] I think everyone in
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the group pulled [ __ ] man. And you're talking about uh the Insta Live uh I believe you called it the bird
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world. Mhm. I think anyone in Migos I think affiliates of Migos are pulling these
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[ __ ] too. Maybe. Pardon for the use [ __ ] I don't want to use that on the podcast in 2017.
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Yeah, I'm not I don't I don't speak that way. They announced the Coachella lineups.
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Oh, you're just doing the same [ __ ] you did last week where you just ran through everything. No, not running through everything. But that was the first thing
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that popped. Chris Brown and Soulja if they fight at [ __ ] uh Oh, wait. Because they're trying to box.
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Yeah. Wait, so who are we putting money on if they box? Dog, I'm not boxing anyone that can do a
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front flip without a running start. I'm taking Chris Brown now. Chris Brown has been in his share
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of of thumps. I Yeah, nonim and Frank Ocean's people
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fought outside the studio. He had to dust up with Drake in the club. So Chris Brown ain't he don't really give a [ __ ]
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about Well, I don't know. I don't know if he fought in the Drake one. I think the the uh Frank one he was throwing some some
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hands. I'm not encouraging violence amongst uh fellow recording artists. I am. If it's in a boxing ring,
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if y'all are going to get in a boxing ring though and set it up officially, I always encourage that. I'm with that. I
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think way more rappers and singers and entertainers and athletes should do that [ __ ] Yo, I never want to see I never
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want to see Trey Songs and Odell Beckham in the same picture.
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Why are you Are you threatened? No, I just don't. I just don't. Why?
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I don't know. I don't know. I can't tell you why. Sin like the picture or something?
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No. This has zero to do with anything you think it would have something to do
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with that picture. Just as a Giants fan, I'm worried about that [ __ ] little uh
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Oh, the boat picture. The boat picture. As a Giants fan, I'm concerned about that. Why?
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And as a music fan, I'm concerned about any artist standing in a picture with
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Odell. And why do all these [ __ ] have their [ __ ] shirt off? It looked like a very lonely boat ride.
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I wasn't too nervous by it. These [ __ ] better win on Sunday. I
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tell you that much. If the Giants don't win on Sunday, oh boy, I'm tearing that [ __ ] picture apart on this podcast.
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We gonna really get into how they ended up on that yacht. If the Giants lose this [ __ ] game,
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damn it. All right. So, now what were we talking about before that? Cuz that was a I'm going to be off on a I'm going to
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be off on a lot of tangents. Rappers and athletes fighting. Oh, that'll never happen because someone is going to have to take a L. And I don't
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think anyone is prepared to take an L as a rapper or an athlete. Yeah. Some of the younger folks don't
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remember uh the infamous Sticky Fingers fight, boxing fight on uh celebrity
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boxing on MTV where he lost to I think Flee. Who did he lose to? He lost to
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somebody he shouldn't have lost to. And oh, we interview on the same. Then uh you and Consequence that didn't
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happen. Yes, it did. I was I was I was uh giving the political answer statute of
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limitations going. What was going to happen? Press charges on me. Oh, that would be really corny.
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Consequence. Shout out to Consequence by the way. Was great. Was great on that tribe album. Yeah, his verses were great.
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K is actually doing some pretty good things. Yeah, K has always been nice. He was just funny on Love & Hip Hop.
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I just had to go upside his head for a little bit, man. He came up on your side of your head, too. I don't care if it was a sucker punch. It was still a punch.
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Oh, yeah. That's why I went upside his head. I be forgetting why I be doing the [ __ ] the [ __ ] man. But anyway, so uh
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wait now you threw me off. I thought of Coachella's lineup because you uh and everybody else, myself included, was so
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excited about that other lineup. I still like the other one better. I have significantly better.
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I have not compared them at all. I did today. How come we can't just enjoy [ __ ] We can't. No, it has to be We don't have
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to compare every damn thing. That lineup is still dope. Absolutely. the Coachella lineup,
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especially the Beyonce uh Kendrick radio. Hey. Oh my god.
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Yeah. But the thing with Coachella is you then have to stomach everyone that goes to Coachella.
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I'm ne Oh, be clear. I'm never like I watch it online. I'm never going to Coachella unless I'm
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asked to be there. Um I'm never going to just hang out. Yeah. I don't see you fitting in with
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the fedoras and mushrooms. Is that the crowd? I don't know. Is that the crowd? It's young young
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hipster kids. I think it's a mix of like I could be completely wrong there
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Coachella. I think it's like white hipsters that smoke mixed with like kids
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that idolize Ian Connor. Like I think it's a mix between those two crowds. I idolize Ian Connor.
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I know. That's why I figured you'd want to go. So I should want to be there, right? [ __ ] out of here. Uh last night I told
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you off on a lot of tangents. last night, really tonight, but last night the season finale of Shooter on USA. If
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you are unfamiliar with that show, it's uh based on the movie with Mark Wahberg
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by the same title. Uh and the show is real good. Even if you have seen the movie, you should check out the show.
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I'm saying this now. It's a short season, eight episodes, because I definitely plan on discussing this next
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week. And since all you [ __ ] every week always complain about my spoilers,
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I'm warning you in in advance. There, I said it. Uh, how much does it parallel the uh the
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movie? Oh, all the way. Like completely. All the way. Is it like Friday Night Lights with the TV show and the movie?
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I don't know if I ever saw the TV show Friday Night Lights. It was horrible. You didn't miss anything. I've only ever seen the movie.
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Um, I started watching the OA on Netflix if you're familiar. No. Uh,
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a girl I I'm not going to spoil anything. The premise starts out with a girl jumping off a bridge and she
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survives and they can't figure out who she is. She won't tell who she is, where she's been, whatever, whatever. She's
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been missing for seven years. Her parents come and find her and it's like the quest to figure out where the [ __ ] she's been. It's creepy, but it's really
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cool. I suggest people watch it. Well, you're creepy, so I could see you watching some creepy [ __ ] Yeah,
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that sounds good, though. Very good. And did anything else happen today?
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Uh, where how did Orlando Brown get involved in all of this?
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I haven't seen Nata. It's been funny. I've been seeing what he's been saying. The aux court here. Pass me the aux
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court, please. All right. Orlando Brown
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is one of the people that I tried not to click on anything that he does.
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To me, it's like remember when we all like clowned Charlie Sheen,
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but like it was like watching someone die in front of our eyes and we shouldn't be laughing at it. I think that's the point that it's it's come to
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with this gentleman. It's not very funny to me anymore. I think we're slowly watching someone die.
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Oh, Rory, don't say that. Don't get me sad, man. All right, let's see.
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Oh, that's not Orlando. I thought this was that's his name, right? Am I confusing
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him with someone else? I'm not going to be in my mediumiz bag.
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Look at the stuff I see. What type of bag does he have?
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2017. I'll be chilling in my bag. In that big bag. Why did he just come out of the bag?
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Oh, that's not Orlando Brown. That's uh my guy. I'm in my bag for his name, but
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he's funny. I like it. He's one of the few people that I really 2017 I'm in my bag this year. I'm in my
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bag. Cool. Comfortable in my back. Just in case I want to know what
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he's one of the few Instagram people that I like that do those types of things. Yeah, I like him too. He's He's funny.
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I don't know his name, but I do like him. Um, say is that not his Instagram name? Plug him. He's a friend of the show. No, that wasn't his Instagram. This is
- 24:56
somebody else uh reposted this. Okay. As I was looking for the Orlando Brown thing, but I don't know. I'm not going
- 25:02
to find it. Orlando Brown and Soulja Boy beef somehow. I I can't believe I'm starting my new year out discussing
- 25:08
Soulja Boy. Yeah, Orlando Brown. What else happened?
- 25:14
Ray J has to be somewhere involved in this. He did something. And maybe he liked the pick on Soulja Boy
- 25:20
account. Ray J is somewhere involved in this story. I'm certain of it. No, Ray J's chilling for a change. mind
- 25:27
his [ __ ] business. Oh, he'll find his way into this. The Knicks on like a nine game losing streak.
- 25:32
Did you watch the Orlando game yesterday? No, I'm not watching any Nick games until they get it together. Horrible.
- 25:38
Porzingis is hurt. We don't know for how long. The uh your man Lance is playing like pure [ __ ]
- 25:44
My man Lance. That's your man's now. 100% not my man's. Oh my god. You know
- 25:50
what was funny? Oh my god. New Couple alert. New Couple alert. Did you see the [ __ ] picture about uh uh Mac Wilds
- 25:56
and Little Mama? No. Oh man. Should we call him? Let me show it to you then. This is
- 26:02
great. Call Mac. Let's Let's get the exclusive confirmation. I cannot believe you didn't see this
- 26:08
floating around. Yo, you got to catch up on all of the girly stuff. I think I'll pass.
- 26:17
Talk, [ __ ] while I [ __ ] look for this [ __ ] Yo, you are so bad at trying to find things on your phone.
- 26:23
They're cute together. They're cute together. I like it. Wait, do you know Mac had to put out
- 26:29
like a press release damn near to say that him and little mama were not involved?
- 26:35
Press release. And he said it's cute how every time you take a picture with somebody that people going to say that that's your girlfriend. Mac, you [ __ ] you got your
- 26:42
arm wrapped around the girl.
- 26:47
Like cuz I was telling Sin. I said like if somebody were to beef about this, if somebody were to come to me about a
- 26:52
little mama, I would laugh. I would laugh, but then I couldn't really laugh if I had my arm around the
- 26:58
girl. Mac, just know that I love you and me and Sin got the biggest kick out of
- 27:04
you and little mama and all of the relationship. I'm saying get him on the phone. Let's talk about it.
- 27:09
Rumors. No, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that to poor Mac. Oh,
- 27:14
new couple alert. Oh my god. Did you watch Love and Hip Hop last night? I did in between the Knicks game.
- 27:20
What were your thoughts? I mean, where to begin?
- 27:26
First, the Creep Squad break up. Every day I wake up, somebody Oh [ __ ] these [ __ ] fought.
- 27:31
They did. These [ __ ] fought or or or whatever. Some some faximile
- 27:37
of fighting. They did the love and hip hop thing where they jolt at you knowing security is going to be there to catch you. That is a real love and hip thing.
- 27:42
It's the love and hip hop gymnastics. That's what it is. Why is Guju like Oprah Winfrey? Which one is Ju Guu?
- 27:48
Cam's girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, why is she Oprah on Love & Hip Hop? How so?
- 27:54
She's talking to everyone about their problems. I mean, you know, she's talking to Kim. She's talking to
- 28:00
Yandy. She's talking to like, she's talking to everybody. And why the [ __ ] in the next episode is Cisco going to
- 28:07
talk to Taro? How the [ __ ] did Tara just pop up? And why is she talking to Cisco?
- 28:13
I did love that Peter Guns just slipped into his little monologue that he had two more kids with both them like just
- 28:20
casually slipped it in like yeah had a baby with Tara and uh Amina. Anyways, I'm getting the creep squad back
- 28:25
together to try to resolve our Yeah, they they tried to get a lot in but I it looked confusing to me even
- 28:30
having somebody look like they were starting a monologue and we were seeing them for the first time in episode 9 or
- 28:36
whatever episode that was. So that seemed a little a little funny. And then
- 28:41
Mariah Lynn, they really got into her story with a bunch of [ __ ] that was really sentimental. But pardon my French, I really didn't give a [ __ ]
- 28:47
about it. Well, they had been through that when the other season when her mother was actually on the show. Like this isn't
- 28:53
new. Oh, I really didn't care about Mariah last season. Yeah, this season her mother was like on
- 28:58
the show and was like pregnant or some [ __ ] Oh man. Yeah, it was weird.
- 29:03
Jesus. Yeah, def definitely a They're going to have to do some some They're going to have to do something
- 29:09
with what? with this [ __ ] show. I think it's hysterical. I think all the fake stories are hilarious. I'm mad uh
- 29:16
they took my storyline out this episode. Yeah, you weren't in this episode. I'm still waiting to see some of you.
- 29:21
Yeah. Uh Yandy, I This is The Fall of Yandandy has been hilarious to me. I love it.
- 29:28
And I'm not titling it the fall of Yandandy because I love Yandy. Hi, Yandandy. Uh I do like that Yandandy has become
- 29:35
that girl on Twitter that throws uh her boyfriend into everything. Like you could tweet like, "Yo, I like uh I just
- 29:41
had breakfast." And then she'll be like, "That's crazy. My boyfriend loves breakfast." Like, "We know you have a
- 29:47
husband." Y Andy, you don't have to put it in every single sentence. Well, we don't we don't know she has a
- 29:52
husband. But she's become that girl. Like, I like listening to Bruno Mars. Oh
- 29:58
my god. Me and my boyfriend listen to Bruno Mars all the time. I like Turn Up Yandandy. I like Yandi
- 30:04
that's that that's turning up on these [ __ ] with the baby moms. I like all of that drama [ __ ] I love it.
- 30:10
I'm glad they brought the other baby moms on though cuz the um the first one that was on there was too passive, too
- 30:15
cool, too logical, too understanding. I like the other one that that Wows out.
- 30:21
And honestly, if if man DC feels some type of way about Yandy lying about that [ __ ] he could definitely marry both of
- 30:26
his baby moms at the same time. They seem to get along great. He should just live happily ever after
- 30:31
with both of them. Shout out to Mandes. Mand is a friend of the show. I I like Mandes a lot
- 30:39
and Yandi's a friend of the show. Damn it. I forgot what the hell I was about to say. I thought it was important.
- 30:45
If it's about loving hip hop, probably not. No, it wasn't about loving hip-hop. I was awful loving hip-hop.
- 30:50
Uh, what else? Well, Cisco, that whole [ __ ] Godfather [ __ ] was hilarious to
- 30:56
me. Him pulling out [ __ ] five grand and saying, "Come get it."
- 31:01
How you going to do that knowing there's security there? It wasn't five grand. It definitely was.
- 31:10
It wasn't five grand. I mean, who would fooling here? Why would [ __ ] shenanigans?
- 31:16
Cisco has never given us a reason not to believe him. You know who hit me uh and said they
- 31:22
wanted to come be a guest on the show? Somebody hit me and said Young Berg wanted to come be a guest on the show.
- 31:27
And while I really really do enjoy Young Berg and feel like I have plenty I could speak with him about, I don't have
- 31:32
guests on my show. I mean, we can make an exception for Youngberg. I thought that for a second, but then
- 31:37
I'm like, I can't make an exception for Youngberg. If I make an exception for Youngberg, you know how many Youngs I'm
- 31:43
going to have to make an exception for in the near future? I He's a unique guest, though.
- 31:48
No, he's been spoke about on our our favorite vlog beefs. Nah, I'm not rolling. Uh, Phil Jackson.
- 31:54
Phil Jackson and uh homeg girl. Speaking of the Knicks, oh uh his little breakup, divorce breakup.
- 32:00
Yeah, loving loving NBA. We believe this [ __ ] I didn't believe it when they were together.
- 32:06
All right. I just want Phil to get out of [ __ ] New York. I do, too.
- 32:11
Is it possible to say that Phil is not as talented as we've given him credit for because he's been carried by some of
- 32:17
the greatest players of all time? No, I'm not going to say that. All those great players were were coached by other
- 32:23
people and didn't win until I'm sorry. Are you playing Young Bird right now?
- 32:28
I thought it was good background music. It's not good background music. Can you cut it off, please? Damn it. F. I don't remember what I was saying, man.
- 32:34
Phil Jackson, uh, other players they didn't win when they were with Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't until
- 32:40
Mike with the Wizards. Listen, I'm not having a a sports debate for the for the new year. Like,
- 32:46
actually, what other debate is there to have? I knew that they was going to kick Kimberell uh off Ellen and not and
- 32:53
uninvite her. background story that whole thing. Kim Burrell went on a rant at a church
- 32:59
about how uh she's basically about her being homophobic
- 33:05
and how gay people and homosexuality is a sin and you worship your devil and all
- 33:11
this. I did see that. That was like a week and a half, two weeks ago though, right? But the next week, the ne in the next two
- 33:17
weeks, she was scheduled to perform with uh on Ellen with uh Common and or I
- 33:24
don't remember who she's supposed to perform with, but she was scheduled to perform. Would she think that she was not going
- 33:30
to be asked to get off that show? I don't know. When the host is a lesbian?
- 33:36
Yeah, man. I don't know. But Ellen tweeted today that for the people asking, Kimberell will not be on the
- 33:43
show. and I reached and I said, "We kind of figured that out, Ellen. Thank you.
- 33:48
Thanks for that." So, you have to be a friend of the gays to dance with Ellen. I That makes sense. You got to be a friend of the gays to
- 33:53
breathe. That is true. Today, that is very much true. Uh your man uh
- 34:00
Troy A is whing. Apparently, that sex tape that was supposedly supposed to be
- 34:06
leaked is now a music video. I know this simply off what E put in our
- 34:11
group chat. I don't Yeah, you got to you got to school me. I don't know anything about uh this story. It's terrible that I I know this. Uh
- 34:18
it's just sex tape. Uh he alluded that a sex tape was going to leak because he put out a DM to some
- 34:26
hacker like, "Yo, don't leak my sex tape." And the hacker was like, "Give me 25 grand." And Troy was like, "No."
- 34:34
So now it's a music video of him [ __ ] a woman.
- 34:41
You seem perplexed. He put it out. He put it out before the hacker could put it out.
- 34:46
No, I think the hacker put it out. I just never clicked anything that has Troy a having sex in it.
- 34:54
All right. All of this is confusing to me. Oh my god.
- 35:01
What is the video or what is what song is this? Uh something off his album. I assume to
- 35:07
do with sex. So, there's an album which un unpopular opinion. I didn't hate his album.
- 35:14
It wasn't too bad. Uh, I am Roland Collins or some [ __ ] or
- 35:19
Free Troy F, whatever the [ __ ] it was called. I'm not watching this video. I'm not as well. And I'm uncomfortable speaking about
- 35:26
this video, so I'm not I'm I'm not doing that anymore. Uh, shout out to Troy A
- 35:31
and congratulations to him and much success with with this video that's circulating.
- 35:37
Yikes. Yeah, man. Everyone in my mention says we have so much to talk about.
- 35:43
Like what? I think once you get off the Soulja Boy thing, there's not really much to discuss uh this week. There's nothing to talk about. It's a
- 35:48
new year. Everybody's doing their [ __ ] new year, new me. Uh New Year's
- 35:53
resolution. This is where we all front like we're better people for the first 90 days. If we make it
- 36:00
after this, yeah, everybody starts eating better, going to the gym, and doing all this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Everybody's grinding,
- 36:07
working uh working out through the uh winter to look right for the summer. We got it. We got it. Like there's there's
- 36:13
no nothing new under under the sun. We We already know everything that's happening in the universe. My New Year's
- 36:18
Eve gathering was pretty cool until I almost had to kill one of them [ __ ] Oh yeah, that was funny.
- 36:23
That was cool. I I invited some some friends and family over for New Year's Eve. Uh cuz who the [ __ ] wants to go out
- 36:31
in New York City on New Year's Eve? Uh, my cousin comes over with a with two
- 36:36
other gentlemen. One of them I knew. And I got to think about plus ones and plus ones. I keep I say it every year.
- 36:43
The plus one with the plus one. Every year I say it. I got to think about that. But uh yeah, man. It's
- 36:49
little Yeah, I almost had to kill that kid. Little kid went [ __ ] just snooping around, creeping [ __ ] He
- 36:54
creeping his nose in places that didn't belong. He lucky that I was on a real positive vibe. The the best part about
- 37:01
it was it was [ __ ] on Q. Joe runs down the steps clearly upset about
- 37:07
something. What was I clearly upset? I thought I was masking it. Well, no. When someone
- 37:13
aggressively walks into a room and their face is tight, if you will, and looking
- 37:19
around like abruptly searching, something is wrong. But on Q, Ice's
- 37:24
[ __ ] laptop freezes out of nowhere and the music cuts off. So, everyone
- 37:29
just looks around naturally and here comes Joe stomping into the room. I thought I wasn't stomping.
- 37:35
Yeah. No, he was he was throwing a little tantrum. Little little lightweight power walk.
- 37:41
Uh, so then everyone just looks at Joe and I guess I guess the guy had went out
- 37:46
outside. I don't know what happened from that point. And then Surf wakes up. Surf was asleep on the couch. Surf is the funniest [ __ ] in the
- 37:53
universe. I swear he is. Surf was like, "Damn, I was 10 minutes from Joe being
- 37:58
mad." Like, "No, Surf, you probably you probably should just stay on the couch. You don't need to get in any more trouble, dude." Surf Surf was jumping in to help 15
- 38:05
minutes later. By then, I'd be done already killed the poor kid. But thank you, Surf.
- 38:10
Uh, did the kid ever come back? No, that kid ain't come back. Well, I saw your cousin, so I wasn't sure if they all came back. Listen, I
- 38:17
told my cousin I said I said you got five minutes to get that [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of my
- 38:24
house and then I'll be back. Did he steal anything?
- 38:29
Not that I have seen yet. I really thought about patting him down. That would I probably really should have patted him
- 38:35
down, but then if he was around me that long, I would have hurt him and I didn't want that to happen on New Year's New
- 38:41
Year's Day. That would have been a really good time for me to like steal your bows or something. And did you steal my uh my uh my vanilla
- 38:50
sweet canned candle? Yeah. And I put it in your face and I said, "Hey, I'm stealing this
- 38:56
[ __ ] bitch." And you said, "Okay." Oh, fine.
- 39:02
Whatever. You got cameras in the crib now? No, I just couldn't find my damn candle.
- 39:07
You have like 15 of them. So, what does that mean? I had more.
- 39:12
All right. Mentions. People ain't giving me [ __ ] to talk about on here. Oh, get out of here. Janet Jackson had a
- 39:19
baby. I didn't even know she was pregnant. Vivica Fox and 50 are friends again. Oh, good for them.
- 39:25
Just when you think Just when you stopped believing in love.
- 39:30
Just when you thought it couldn't happen. Uh W put on a new song today. W and Lil Wayne performed live on uh
- 39:38
First Take. Oh, I thought it was just W. I didn't know Wayne did, too. Well, Wayne was on the song that Wle was
- 39:44
performing. Oh, well, the record that he put out that I heard didn't have Wayne on it. All right. So, clearly Wle has a project
- 39:50
coming. But we knew that because when me and you went to his house party, he played a project. Yeah. Uh I like the record a lot. I like
- 39:58
that W even through the midst of all his transgressions, if you will, he has stuck to his sound and has not had to
- 40:04
change to try to stay relevant. Still his sound.
- 40:09
All right. Have your feelings changed on the Cole album? I haven't given it
- 40:14
hasn't been been back in the rotation. I like the the last song a lot like I said the first time. Have you listened to it yet?
- 40:20
No. Are you going to listen to it? Yes. I've been really busy. I've been real busy just doing holiday type [ __ ]
- 40:28
Uh I can't wait to just decompress and chill and just get into the studio and and be able to do what I do. That's what
- 40:35
I want to do. So, the music industry takes off for however many weeks, so
- 40:41
they say. So, I'll be back at it soon. Going to write some raps. Uh, I don't want to make any promises. I
- 40:48
might just go to studio and hang out and go kick it with parks like uh like Joelle's in this studio and
- 40:54
have sin run down on you. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. All right. Hey, it really ain't that much to talk about now that I think
- 41:00
about it. I can't think of much that happened.
- 41:05
Nothing really happened. [Laughter] I'm back at work.
- 41:11
Good cuz my good gives a [ __ ] Nobody cares that you're back at work, Rory. That's not even
- 41:17
back back to reality. Why is that a great story? It's so many You know why? Cuz there's so many sports stories like Chip Chip Kelly getting
- 41:24
fired. Uh Lane Keing getting fired on his day off or quitting whatever.
- 41:30
Did Rex Did Rex get fired too? Uh Rex Ryan got fired along with his
- 41:36
brother. They got fired. Rex, who I'm not a huge fan of, but I think he's a good defensive mind. I
- 41:42
think him just being quiet and being a defensive coordinator for a team should be his next move.
- 41:48
I think his mouth and his antics have just pissed people off as a head coach and as the face of the team. It just
- 41:54
doesn't work well. If it doesn't work well with the Jets and you behave that way, it's not going to work well anywhere else. Well, it worked well with
- 42:00
the Jets cuz that's the type of fan base until it didn't. Well, until he kept losing.
- 42:06
Just be a defensive coordinator. Shut the [ __ ] up and enjoy the rest of your career. You're not a bad coach. You're
- 42:11
just an idiot sometimes and like feet. A look at that. Look at those kind words from Rory
- 42:17
to Rex Ryan. To Rex Ryan. Hopefully he takes I'm sure he's a listener. Yeah. I saw uh you know one movie I saw
- 42:23
the other day uh finally I finished The Accountant. Okay. Thoughts? Eh,
- 42:30
it's okay. There is a couple movies coming out that I wanted to see. It It was only Okay. I could see why
- 42:36
some people would say that it dragged and it was boring. I could see why some people say they really enjoyed it. I could see if I went to the movies to see
- 42:42
it, I probably would have had a lot more complaints, but because I was in the confines of my own home, it really didn't matter.
- 42:50
All right. Movies I want to see. There was one that I saw. I think it was Sleepless. Was that the uh Jamie Fox I
- 42:56
saw? No, that's not the one I'm talking about. Let you find Shut up.
- 43:02
I can't find it. Getting to it. We're really bad with finding stuff on
- 43:09
this thing. Uh Ronda Rousey,
- 43:15
did you watch the fight? I only watched the highlights. I mean, the whole fight was a highlight, but I was I was the guy who went upstairs
- 43:22
right before the fight started, thinking that I could go and just do some [ __ ] real quick in my room and make
- 43:28
it back down. No. And the fight was ending when I got back
- 43:33
down and then I had to watch the replay. I think something is up with that.
- 43:38
How so? I'm I'm just conspiracy theorist, Joe, and I know that when it's that much money involved and that much
- 43:44
at stake, uh I just think something is up. Well, she shouldn't have been in there. She
- 43:49
should not have been in that ring fighting that girl. She looked like a woman who could not fight, who had forgotten how to fight. She didn't look
- 43:55
like the fearless number one woman uh woman fighter in the world. Well, I mean, it was my same theory I had that
- 44:02
outside of the [ __ ] why Pacquiao and Mayweather didn't fight as quick as they did because Mayweather and Pacquiao
- 44:08
needed to create some more boxing stars from when they finally fought and no one gave a [ __ ] about boxing. They needed to
- 44:13
create some more people. So, Rhonda clearly has interest in other things like acting and [ __ ] like that. Let's
- 44:19
create another star because I'm the only one that a casual fan knows about in the
- 44:24
women's realm of that type of fighting. So,
- 44:30
I don't know. They got this monster. Amanda Nunez is the person that they were trying to elevate to stardom.
- 44:36
Whoever whoever was in charge of making sure Rousey was fight ready. She shouldn't have been in that ring.
- 44:42
And they should have given her more than the one tuneup fight that she had. Cuz that was my main question. Uh, how many
- 44:49
fights has she had since she's been gone? That one little bum ass tuneup fight and you getting in there for a title bout with a [ __ ] that's trying to
- 44:55
knock your whole [ __ ] face off. I felt bad. I felt bad for her. No, that girl was scary.
- 45:02
She's still fine. Wait, Ronda Rousey or the other one? Ronda Rousey? Oh, no. I'm talking about the chick that
- 45:08
beat her ass. She had too much of a overbite for me. I was cool. I I don't know if it was knock you. I don't know if it was over bite or
- 45:14
underbite. My hands work well. That girl would beat the brakes off you. Look how Rory just trapped me into
- 45:21
talking about fighting a girl. Would
- 45:26
you get the [ __ ] out of here? You're right. She would because I would never lay a hand on her. Of course. Now, anyway, damn it. [ __ ] is wrong with
- 45:33
this guy? First of all, if that girl attacks any man, that man better knock her the [ __ ]
- 45:38
out if he can. If he has the opportunity, too, [ __ ] the gender thing there. That [ __ ] got hands.
- 45:43
If that girl puts you in a headlock, punch her as hard as you [ __ ] can. Ronda Rousey wasn't even defending
- 45:49
herself. That was a little weird to me. Like she didn't even look her feet like a fighter
- 45:54
weren't even planted in fight position. That like that's what I'm talking about when I say she shouldn't have been in
- 46:00
there or a conspiracy. Who was watching her? I don't know, dog. But yeah, that whole
- 46:06
minute and a half if that it was 48 [ __ ] seconds. Defend herself either.
- 46:11
It was 48 seconds of just a quick Shout out to Ronda Rousey, man. You're always welcome to come to this show and explain
- 46:17
what the [ __ ] happened to you. Wait, so we'll make an exception for her and not Young Berg. That's crazy. Where your
- 46:24
head? Where's your head at? I'm a gentleman. Ladies first. Did we miss anything? Cuz I ain't going to lie,
- 46:30
my stomach hurts. And before I got to this [ __ ] like I had like a some sore pain in my thigh, right? Last
- 46:38
night, Old Man Chronicles. Yeah. So, I'm up looking for the the the
- 46:44
uh Ben Gay or the Icy Hot and there is none. So this morning, 6:00 in the morning, I rush to go get some Icy Hour
- 46:50
before the podcast. I go in the bathroom. Think I could just put it on my thigh real quick and be out so it can
- 46:55
start to take effect once I'm in my vehicle. I think I'm going to all before I, you know, I'm going to always be the
- 47:02
guy to rub icy hot on his [ __ ] balls by mistake, man. I was in that bathroom
- 47:08
jumping up and down doing the [ __ ] Oh my god. I tried to put my balls in the
- 47:14
sink, in the toilet, anywhere where there was liquid. God damn it.
- 47:19
That makes it worse, by the way. Yeah, it did make it worse. Yes. Well, what do you do when that happens?
- 47:25
Uh, it's going to sound really awkward, but you put milk. Milk will get that away. I've done this before. I was an
- 47:31
athlete. I'm dead. I'm deadly serious. I was a I was a division one athlete. I I've used a lot of Ben Gay in my life.
- 47:37
You put milk gets it way right away. I just I don't
- 47:42
You want me to answer the question? I answer the question. I don't know to trust you because of the things that you say.
- 47:47
I'm not dipping my balls in milk. No, just pour I might as well jump in
- 47:52
the fridge at that point. [ __ ] If I got to walk to the fridge to get the milk out the fridge. The same way if you get maed, water will
- 47:59
make it worse. You pour milk on your face. No, I do know that water is not supposed to uh it doesn't help uh Icy Hot and
- 48:05
been gay. But yeah, so yeah, I'm [ __ ] up. So, if ain't no more to talk about, then [ __ ] yeah, I am all for it. Goddamn
- 48:12
it. I'm fine by it. I got things to do. Yeah, [ __ ] these [ __ ] We'll we'll
- 48:19
check them out. Listen, I told I said last week that we wasn't even doing a podcast. I know. That's why uh when you called me
- 48:25
when I was on the train, I was like, "Fuck, he's going to cancel." Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to cancel and [ __ ] Ferrari called me this morning
- 48:31
like, "Yo, you still coming?" All right, fine. Fine, man. We'll do it. Um, what I
- 48:37
will say though is, uh, I don't know if I said this last week, but that Snow Algra project.
- 48:43
Uh, very good with Dai and Boy Wonder. Oh my god.
- 48:49
Jesus. Is that an amazing amazing project? Just if you're into like
- 48:55
production and just like good music. No. Very good. If you're into production and good music, that's pretty funny.
- 49:00
Boy Wonder. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. Boy Wonder. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. I wonder if he'll come up.
- 49:06
Probably not. Probably not. Are we sick of uh Dre Dreo yet?
- 49:12
No, I kind of like it. What? I mean, I don't care. Come summertime, I
- 49:19
Dyman's going to be lit with the Drake Pachata album. I'm into it. Are we looking forward to the collaboration between the two of these
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people, JLo and Drake? I He can't miss. And I'm sure they're going to write the two of them an
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amazing hit. All right. I can't wait to see. I can't wait to hear it.
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It's gonna be a shot to Drake. I got mad Jennifer Lopez songs that I think Drake would sound dope on.
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I said that him remaking Waiting for Tonight would have been it. No, they might as well just remake
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her [ __ ] uh on the six album. Girl on Girl on the Six. Was that it?
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Oh, [ __ ] Now I sound like I bought it. I didn't buy it. Do you have a Do you have a sleeper pick? Uh yeah, I got a sleeper pick. Do you
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have the ax? Oh, do you not have a sleeper pick or are you just going to play Purple Rain,
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which is very underrated by the way? Is is Purple Rain underrated? Yeah. Where is Purple Rain underrated?
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I don't know. I don't feel like thinking so much. Uh, this is Ray Black, Chill Out. Kind
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of a barefoot song, but the hook is All the songs are barefoot songs. Oh,
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yeah. This is definitely a barefoot song. He ain't said a word yet.
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[Music]
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Yeah. Let me just say barefooted out. Absolutely.
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It's hard though. Cuz I only want you when I'm lonely on a
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late night on a Friday with some high [Music]
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said I only want you when I'm lonely on a late night on a Friday with some
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Great. You're
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real. I don't care what you feel now.
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You're making a big deal. I'm not you should
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say you were misled.
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You're making a big deal of nothing. [Music]
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I know you thought that me and you were on to something, but I had no plans of loving you.
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[Music] So call me whatever you want. And you
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can tell everyone that I'm a fool. After you do, just come through. Cuz I only
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want you when I'm lonely on a late night. On a Friday night.
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Yeah. Said I only want you when I'm lonely on
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a late night. On a Friday night.
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I'm trying to fade it out now. [ __ ] you already done let the whole song rock. We've only been talking for like 15 minutes. So, I try to add some more time
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to our podcast. So, when people see uh 20 minutes on Soundcloud, they're not upset.
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This be a special edition podcast. Listen, we'll be back uh regular scheduled time next week. Regular
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scheduled shenanigans. Everyone will feel better and have more. We'll plan. Listen, the whole [ __ ]
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speak the whole country is on New Year's hangover. Yeah.
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Yeah. What you think? [ __ ] [ __ ] didn't go to work yesterday. That is true. And he were there today, though.
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Yeah. Word. Uh let's see here. Did you have to do feed your dogs today?
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I'm real happy that that that show that that uh KKK show that was coming out uh
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just got ruined and they're not doing it. KK show. Yeah. A&E was doing like a documentary
- 53:29
on America. Well, naturally.
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Yeah. Um, let's see. I feel like should I said snow. So, should I play snow?
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Should I play Tori? Uh, I prefer snow, but you know,
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I am going to play snow. That is exactly what I'll do since Rory's a Tory hater.
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I'm not a Tory hater. The song is called Under the Influence.
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This is Snow Allegra. Brand new music. Check her out right here. Remember when
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you heard it first? DJ Verif. Shut up, Rory. [ __ ] came out like seven months ago.
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[Music] Okay. Pause. Pause. Pause. Soulja Boy
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just got kidnapped on Instagram.
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I fig I had to stop the record before. Let me find the the
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Oh my god. I just got an alert.
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Play the song. I'll find it. Wait. Huh? When you tell me it's wrong.
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[Music] This doesn't sound like snow. Is that
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Soulja Boy? It's my dad calling. Oh, are you just going to let Low and Order
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rock? It's my ringtone. You can't sidebutton your dad and call him
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afterwards. All right, I'm starting a song over there.
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[Music] I wish my dad stopped calling.
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Maybe he's trying to tell you about Soulja Boy.
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I agree. When you tell me it's wrong.
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[Music]
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When you tell me we can't do this.
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[Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm not playing along.
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I don't know how we uh anyone else. [Music]
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We are both [Music] just a little afraid.
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[Music] [Applause] Just a little afraid [Music] [Applause]
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and I forget I want to fight with this. Oh,
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when we alone [Music]
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under the influence of you [Music]
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you why you why you got me feeling you got
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me feeling on you. Why you Why you got
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me feeling? I'm under the influence of you.
- 56:57
Why? Why? I'm under the influence of you.
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Why? Why?
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I agree. I agree. When you say you're confused,
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[Applause] but you feel like you're
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[Music] I don't know what happened with this Soulja Boy stuff.
- 57:34
Oh, I'm watching the video right now, too. I want to hear it with the sound, though. This just in. Soulja Boy went to
- 57:41
his hood, his so-called hood, and got beat up and robbed of his phone and jewelry by real
- 57:48
OG's. Is that what happened?
- 57:53
Yes, I think real OG's is that No, no, but if this is recorded for real. Yeah, I'm looking at the video. When
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you I I'll plug in the ax and we can get the audio at least and we can watch it because I'm sure by the time this comes out tomorrow, everyone will have seen
- 58:06
the video. Oh man,
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why' you have Soulja Boy robbed? Rory, listen man. Oh, I know how this is tied to Ray J. Ray J was the first celebrity
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blood and now he opened the gates for all these people to think they're blood. Man, let me see this [ __ ]
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N they say ain't from the hood. They say ain't from the hood.
- 58:48
Soldier has tried to put his arm around a possible gang affiliate of Fruit Town
- 58:55
and was told to get off me. I'm saying it better not be
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all that weird ass since you got pregnant.
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That's it. Yeah, that's what everybody going all crazy about.
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I mean, judged by today's storyline, it's a pretty funny ending.
- 59:17
It's kind It's kind of like one of those reality horror like fake reality horror movies when the camera cuts out. But I didn't see him get robbed here.
- 59:24
Well, maybe people have the in on Fruit Town. and the streets talk.
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Is that the only video that's out? That's all that I'm seeing. Oh man, Soldier.
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I'm going to pray for him. Let's keep Soulja Boy in our prayers. Let's keep all parties involved in our
- 59:43
prayers and uh go look to see if there's another
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video. That's what I'm going to do. I'm sure the week will be uh jam-packed with Soulja Boy [ __ ]
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Like I'm just saying it now. I don't know if he's trolling. I don't know if he's attention seeking or whoring or I don't know if he's just really this
- 1:00:01
entertaining. But I love him. I think he's legendary. And I am indeed entertained.
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He was a legend before. I give him the uh ringtone, the leader in the ringtone era.
- 1:00:13
Yeah. No, this is great. This is amazing. Until next time, we will be back next week. Uh hopefully Maul will
- 1:00:21
be here. Damn, soldier. Give me that [ __ ] aux
- 1:00:26
cord and let me [ __ ] play crank that. No,
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[Music] I just like the way my voice sounds over the speed. Such a f.
- 1:00:39
Hey, when I walk out the door, I'm going to
- 1:00:45
remember at least 10 things that I meant to talk to you people about. Probably the case. My mind isn't the sharpest at
- 1:00:51
the moment because I just woke up and came here. [Music]
- 1:01:05
You got me feeling I'm Are you going to do a uh another Soulja
- 1:01:11
Boy challenge and go to Jersey City and try to put your arm around someone and then get robbed on Instagram live?
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[ __ ] wouldn't be robbing me. I don't wear jewelry. That's fair. What are they going to take? Your cash.
- 1:01:22
I don't carry cash. I got a a green scully and sweatpants on. You robbing me, [ __ ] That means you're at the
- 1:01:28
bottom tier of rob of robbing. You lost that camo skully once and your [ __ ] world was crushed.
- 1:01:37
My world was crushed. I love this. So, don't talk Yeah. Don't talk all that [ __ ] and get your skully took and think
- 1:01:42
everything is going to be fine. You're going to have to Draco to get that skully back. Thank you, Rory. Or whatever the term is. I appreciate it. Uh Chris Rory, I'll
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see you gentlemen. I'll see you gentlemen next week. All right.
- 1:01:57
Show uh plug. We got a show in Jersey. Stan Hope. Stay hope New Jersey. We are back for the
- 1:02:04
third time on Thursday. Thursday night we will be there performing.
- 1:02:11
Oh my ladies. Uh which is the same as my earlier hits. [Laughter]
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Uh, Henny Palooa Miami tickets are on sale for February 4th. Uh, New Orleans
- 1:02:23
Allstar Weekend, Henny Palooa tickets are on sale on Friday. So, go out and get those before you go
- 1:02:31
purchase tickets to the Stand Hope Show. What a hater. We out of here, man. One
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[Music]