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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 96, “96,” released January 12, 2017. Joe Budden & friends sit down every week to discuss life, music, sex, and more. Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

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    Microphone check. One, two, one, two, one, two. My levels, my levels, my levels. Pat, we good. We are good. I'll

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    name this podcast later. Episode number 96 if I'm correct. Somewhere in that

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    range. Uh, yeah. In the vicinity. Across from me is Rory Lanes. Good evening. To

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    my right, for some strange reason, is Ice. Yeah, I'm here. What's good, man? I thought you didn't do podcast. I don't,

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    man. I'm, you know, I don't know why Ice is here on the podcast. Yeah, I don't know why

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    he's here, but And to his right is an empty chair because Maul has gone D Rose

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    on the podcast. He's with D Rose. Maul is either with Derek Rose or he has gone

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    Derek Rose from the podcast. I I've text Maul multiple times and I've reached out

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    to him. I have not heard from him. Hopefully he is all right and he is not in jail. He didn't hit you with the I'm

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    good like the Derek Rose. He hasn't hit me with anything at all. No call, no show. Just like his buddy Derek Rose,

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    but we'll get into that a little later. First, I want to start off with my most humble apologies for our episode last

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    week. It was trash. We were both out of it. It was trash. Neither of us wanted to trash. What do you want me to say? It

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    was trash. Last week was the very first episode in my opinion of trash. All the

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    way trash. So, my bad. My bad. I didn't want to do it. We're back. We're energized. I didn't want to do it. It's

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    real quick. In and out, but we are back. Better than ever. So, a lot to talk

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    about today, a lot to touch on. I have simmered down a bit and and

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    I'm a bit calmer. Um, my plan was to come in here and really tear Odell's ass

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    a new one. He'd probably like that. Pause. He'd enjoy that. Pause.

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    Pause. But I'm calmer now. A long time ago, I forgot what

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    episode that was, I proposed on this podcast, would the Giants be better off without Odell

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    Beckham Jr.? It seemed preposterous, but the passionate Giants

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    fan that I am, I was looking at emotional behavior. I was looking at erratic behavior. I was looking at

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    immaturity. I was looking at I was looking at a lot of [ __ ] in a young man

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    in a big city. Odell, I'm not even calling you Odell. From this point

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    forward, I'm referring to you as Dell. Just Dell. He lost the O. You don't get

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    a [ __ ] O, [ __ ] O is when you do some amazing [ __ ] and [ __ ] are like,

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    "Oh nah, Dell is kind of sus though." O is like for I don't know if I'm calling

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    a grown man De. What's up, Dell? O is like for offense. There was none of

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    that. And if there were any man that deserved to be called Dell, [ __ ] it's

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    [ __ ] you. You look like a [ __ ] Dell. So from now on, until you do some

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    other [ __ ] [ __ ] you Dell. Cuz that's who I saw in that [ __ ] game. So now here we are yet again. Odell's the best

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    player on the Giants. The Giants would only go as far as Odell led them.

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    So you want to get rid of him? Well, he's he's we got to negotiate a

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    contract for him coming up. I got a question. This was his third year. I getting rid of Odell is stupid. He's one

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    of the greatest receivers in the league right now. So, in his development stage, so was Calvin Johnson. Not his peak. So

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    was Calvin Johnson. He's already one of the best players. So was Calvin Johnson. Well, you're comparing apples and oranges. They're two. No, I'm not. I'm

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    comparing addition by subtraction. They're They're two different people in two different cities. No, I'm comparing

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    addition by subtraction. Address what I'm saying. the the Lions got better when they when their number one best

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    receiver ever left. They made the playoffs, the ball moved, their quarterback stepped up, and he started

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    to spread the ball. That that made everybody that made everybody have to step up. That's my point. So now Odell

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    gets all the targets. Now in that game, he was the only [ __ ] targeted and doing nothing. Sterling Shepard did nothing.

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    Cruz did nothing. I could argue that the Giants would have a better offense without Odell. I could plug another

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    receiver in. When have the Giants ever had a number one receiver in the entire league? Never. Why? Why am I in love

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    with that now? I'm not in love with this [ __ ] boy antic [ __ ] I see every week from him. And I'm tired of that [ __ ]

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    haircut. That's a sidebar. I'm not in love with none of this [ __ ] [ __ ] I see from him

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    every single week. Crazy. I'm keeping the most athletic player in the league. My thing is why don't where where does

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    the the blame go to Victor Cruz though? I say that because you the vet. You

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    supposed to grab this young boy and say knock it off. I heard Stephen A say the same [ __ ] Guess what? Victor Cruz got a

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    ring. Guess what? Victor Cruz got his big contract already. And I'm sure as hell he don't give a [ __ ] And I'm sure

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    Yeah, he don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sure somewhere in Victor Cruz's mind he's happy that Odell dropped the

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    [ __ ] balls. I think there was some truth to that little commercial that they did, the two of them. I think

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    there was some truth to that. Yeah, I think that. But I can't say that. We can't say that because we love Victor

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    Cruz, so we can't say that. And he's a friend of the show. But back to Odell. I'm not saying to trade him. I'm saying

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    you're going to have to be faced with a decision as management soon. Do we pay

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    him like he deserves to be paid when off the field and emotionally he don't get

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    it done? He don't get it done. Getting it done on the field when it count. He don't get it done. Is this the first time he's been

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    in the playoffs? Yes. Yes. So, we're going to give him one try and then ship him off because he didn't produce the

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    first time. Rory, I have been saying this about old about I know you have been saying this about Dell Beckham Jr.

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    for at least since last season, that [ __ ] uh Josh

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    Norman game. I've been saying this about Odell. This is nothing new. I'm saying I

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    don't like his haircut. I don't like the [ __ ] he hangs out with. I don't like the punching a hole in the wall. I don't

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    like you banging your head against the [ __ ] thing of a jig. I don't like I don't like you sucking Antonio Brown's

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    dick every time you see him. I don't like you trading jerseys with [ __ ] every time you see them. Like, come to

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    work to work. I want the as a New York giant, I want you to come to work to work. You're not in Louisiana no more.

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    This is not Louisiana. anymore. Dell, you just named a whole bunch of things that can be fixed. Those are all things

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    that can be fixed. They have not been fixed. They have not been fixed. Third [ __ ] year. They have not been fixed.

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    They I know it's three years of it. He's 24. He ain't a kid. He's 24. We saw

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    signs of it last year and it's been crazy this year. First year. How many [ __ ] excuses are we making for

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    immature behavior? Just call him spade a spade. It is immature. But I say he need a mentor.

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    It's immature. It's the same [ __ ] people say about Chris Brown. He need a big homie to say, "Yo, cool it the [ __ ]

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    out." Chris Brown, same [ __ ] needs much more than a big homie to say. If he had

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    that at 24, 25, it's you can be arguing. I don't even see how yo Ice will bring

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    up Chris Brown no matter what we are talking about. It makes [ __ ] sense. Explain it to me then. It makes sense. Explain it to me again. Just like how

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    everyone a lot of people say Chris Brown's been wowing all these years. Now, I'm not talking about Chris Brown has been wowing all of these years.

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    Correct. It is correct. And there people saying he needs to get rid of the [ __ ] in his circle and get some a mentor,

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    somebody that got your best interest to say, "Yo, my man, you wowing. Cool out." When you don't have that, Chris Brown

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    has changed circles multiple times right before our very eyes. Might I point out

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    this might not be the right person, might the right people still. Well, what the [ __ ] do they have to do with Adele?

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    I'm saying the same [ __ ] about Dell. If he got the wrong people around him who just want to party and all this dancy

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    funny [ __ ] that they doing. It's called it's called gang banging. Oh, that's that's that is the new gang banging.

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    You're right. Yeah, Draco. I'm blaming [ __ ] Trey Songs. I'm blaming Justin Bieber. Can't be mad

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    at Trey Songs. Oh, he's talking about Chris Brown. I thought we talking about Trey Songs with Odell. I am with He talking about I 100% mad at Trey Songs.

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    I'm not talking that much. He did what he's supposed to do. He a fan. [ __ ] the Giants. Come on and party [ __ ] Let's

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    go. That was the setup. They were just too dumb to peep it. Trey Songs is the ops. That's crazy. He bodied them

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    [ __ ] Y'all ain't even realize it. Dell, they were so happy to get the photo. We are no longer in Louisiana,

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    Dell. And unfortunately for many Giants fans, our future and our fate rests in

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    your immature ass hands. That's unfortunate.

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    That's something that I don't know if I'm prepared to deal with moving forward. Eli Manning, I thought he did a

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    phenomenal job covering up for your [ __ ] boy Miami trip with that little joke he made. Definitely did. That was very

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    mature of him. But if you're familiar with the Manning family and the Manning brand, do you know how Eli Manning was

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    feeling inside? They don't play. They don't play that [ __ ] Google

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    Manning and and just read anything that you see. Manning. They might be the only family where nothing bad pops up. They

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    tried to get some dirt on Payton that one year and dragged it out, but they swept that one out here. They killed

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    that little [ __ ] Oh, no you don't. You're not coming out

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    here with that. Oh my god. And [ __ ] Payton's forehead swelled up.

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    Of not. Yeah. You listen, it's some it's some people you can't get rid of. Joe Pno, y'all got him out of here. Cool.

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    Bill Cosby. That was some [ __ ] [ __ ] Peyton Manning, they try to come

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    for the white people ain't letting you get [ __ ] Tom Brady. And he stuck up. He stuck up for Odell. Tom Brady. Back

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    to [ __ ] Dell. For real. Watching that game. Listen,

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    people keep [ __ ] on the Giants defense. And I'm not going to stay on this because this is not a sports podcast. Shout out to uh who's the girl

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    I love? uh uh on Twitter. Uh homeboy's wife from the Dolphins. I love her. Oh,

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    Mo. Oh, she's great. She I love her commentary during the game. Boy, she was excellent. Shout out to Mo. But yeah,

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    I'm not staying on this too long, but the Giants paid $200 million for their defense. The Packers put up [ __ ] 40

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    points, 38 points. Listen to this. First Odell drop. That was a first down. That was a first down. Defense

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    comes right off the field. that [ __ ] Hail Mary play at the end of the game. I'm so [ __ ] shocked and appalled at

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    that Hail Mary play. I'm sitting in my living room. I'm not a

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    coach. I have read no scouting report. All I am is an avid football fan. When

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    that clock was going down 432, I looked at my dad. I said, "Oh yeah, this is

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    what Green Bay loves to do at the end of the quarter. want it. They love to just throw it in the end to throw it down

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    there. And that should be working. Everybody knows that. And as soon as I

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    said that, I watched whoever the [ __ ] it was in the back of the end

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    zone. And see, this is and this is why I love ESPN and Undisputed and all of these

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    expert uh hot take sports [ __ ] right? I've heard no one make mention of this

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    in that [ __ ] Hail Mary play. You know what stood out to me? Nobody [ __ ]

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    jumped. No, nobody jumped. You know what my

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    Nobody jumped though. That's the truth. It was five giant. The ball landed in

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    his lap like No, no, no. My My favorite part is that Joe said, "I've calmed down and I'm ready to talk about this." How

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    were you before if this is Could you imagine? This is a Giants fan. I can't believe that nobody said nothing about

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    nobody jumping on a Hail Mary from Aaron Rogers because you know what's funny? I

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    don't think anybody with eyes was watching that game the first 5 to 10 minutes and said the Giants are going to

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    lose. No, we was all them the first three drops where we was just doing

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    whatever we wanted to do. I looked at my dad. I said, "Oh yeah, this is good Eli. Good Eli is here today." And I can't

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    even blame Eli. I was just going to say that. I got to get Eli Eli had the Giants in the Super Bowl after the I've

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    been saying that. I've been saying Steelers Giants Super Bowl. Hey, you little [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] charge. We

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    knew how to spell eliminated before the [ __ ] game. We didn't need your little [ __ ] You can't spell eliminated

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    without Eli memes. I didn't need to see him day. Not for that game cuz he played

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    he played a good game. So listen, I'm not one of them Gi I'm not one of them

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    fans. The Giants lost. They [ __ ] asses don't deserve to be there. Get

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    them the [ __ ] out of here. Get them out of here. That's my team. And y'all look like [ __ ] And y'all not ready for prime

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    time. Bye. Bye. So now, now you know the worst part of all of this. Know what

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    happens now? You guessed it, Giants fans. We got to listen to Cowboy fans.

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    Yeah. And those are the worst fans. You might as well have the Eagles. We have a week. Who do we root for? Who do we root

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    for Sunday? Who do we root for? Patriots. The Pack. No, I mean in the Packers Cowboys game. Oh, the Packers.

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    The Packers. Yo, the Patriots. Yeah, you can't for the Cowboys no matter what. I

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    like the two black rookies. I like those kids. I do like those kids. They're phenomenal players. I thinkowboy.

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    Listen, enough about that. I think Roger Goodell would kill Tom Brady if he could. We have another year of the

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    Patriots. I can't wait for them all to get here when I see him. Another year of the Patriots catwalking it, cakewalking

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    it straight to the Super Bowl with this Derek Carr injury. Well, the Steelers be this year. They have one tough game. One

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    tough game. The Patriots do well against the Steelers in the playoffs. Have one tough game. Okay. We healthy this year.

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    Big difference. And we rolling. Yeah. So, I'm I'm The Steelers The Steelers.

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    Uh y'all y'all defense is trash. I can't [ __ ] with y'all. Okay. Y'all have three of the best [ __ ] I've ever seen in my

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    life, though. I they're arguable at every position.

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    Bell, the three [ __ ] bees. Yeah, they're arguable at every position. But all right, enough about that. The day

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    after our last podcast, cuz news always breaks the day after our podcast,

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    I wanted to come in here and play Boys to Man, how hard uh how do I say goodbye to yesterday because I was ready to

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    mourn uh Oma cuz this happened after our podcast. I think the same night. I was

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    sad. Why were you sad? Because I want to hear this. This is why

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    I was sad. When I envisioned their

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    breakup, I pictured it being way pettier than they're being.

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    The petty ain't starting now. Meek is doing his job. He's holding up his end of the petty bargain here. Nikki, I

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    expected a little more petty. You got to give a tongue. Yeah, I want to see it. It'll be there. It's got to

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    come out. It'll absolutely be there. I don't know with Safari. She was petty over RIP. She loves Safari with Meek.

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    Check it out though. When that when that album get ready to roll out, you'll see the petty. You can't be that petty with

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    Meek, though. Well, how was Meek petty? Besides the pregnancy joint, that was petty. Meek was that for sure him. I

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    don't Twitter said, so it got to be Meek has been posting pictures of random women. Meek Meek has been being a bit

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    extra. He look a little hurt to me instead of He's iging through it. But you should be

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    hurt, right? You should be hurt. I don't And that's the other thing. That's why I'm a little empathetic toward them. I'm

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    empathetic toward uh public breakups with with with people of notoriety. I

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    am. I'm shocked. Yeah. Breakups, number one, are difficult enough to deal with

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    for regular people. Mhm. breakups. If you read the newspaper, if you read the newspaper,

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    more than likely every day you can find somebody that has been killed or assaulted over a

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    relationship. Breakups are difficult for people to deal with and people lose their lives over breakups. So that

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    that's fascinating to me, number one. So now when you add in that nice concoction

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    of celebrity and notoriety and you know, it's tough. So imagine for Nikki,

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    imagine for both of them. This would have to be tough for either one of them. Well, I mean, I know the Twitter joke is that Meek takes all these L's, but I was

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    confused why this was an L. Have all these people dated Nikki? Like, it could be a nightmare. What if this was a win

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    for Meek? What if he just got out of the most toxic thing in his life? I'm confused why that's an L. Because

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    it's Meek. Because Drake said it's an L. Can somebody tell me, and I'm going to

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    sound really old and ignorant. Where's the Tell me what the origin of L loss. A

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    loss. I know that. Where did this come from? Who started this? The the phrase taking an L. Who made L a

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    big thing? Like why is this a big thing? L's been around. I mean, I know it's been around. It's been around for quite

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    some time, but I wanted Yeah, you a lot of L's. Well Well, I remember people

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    telling me that I caught elves when I was catching elves. Yeah. And I would always say like, but again I'm old and

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    grumpy like, "Oh, big deal. You handed me an L. Virtual virtual

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    Lalter." Like, "Whoops." Like, okay. So, I would always laugh in in recent years.

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    I've seen this is like a big thing when somebody gets an L. Why? Your kids are so [ __ ] stupid.

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    All of you act that way. Hello. I don't Hey, shut the [ __ ] up for a minute. All of your kids are really stupid. Mike's a

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    L. Jeez. Yeah, that's a L, too. Cuz the kids have made it so if you react to anything they do, it's an L, too. Yep.

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    All right. Whatever. Anyway, back to So now you're just sitting here angry.

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    L. Yeah. Yeah. Basically. And then they going to tell you how you feel cuz you got to be angry. Yeah. Oh, you mad. The

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    greatest part. Yo, the greatest part is when [ __ ] start telling me telling you why uh why somebody blocked them. Like,

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    how do you know that? How do you know why I blocked you? Yeah, people don't have no idea. They have zero idea why I

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    blocked you. Because these [ __ ] lames have this in their brain. I'm going to do this with intentions of getting

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    blocked so I can tell the world, "Hey, this person blocked me." That's a thing. Which is the weirdest weirdest thing.

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    Well, that's why in all of my new found uh zen-like yoga yodaism,

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    I unblock everybody now. Everybody that I see that I have blocked

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    on Twitter, I am unblocking you. Somebody be like, "Yo, unblock me." Or they'll go on Instagram, "Yo, unblock me

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    on my on Twitter." Cool. Whatever. They ain't even got to ask me. If I somehow see that you are blocked, I'm unblocking

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    you. I don't care. I just don't care. I don't even care anymore. That's where I'm at with it. I'm the same way. Where

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    were we? Uh, well, I didn't care before and I thought that you No, now I don't even care if I see it. Like, now I see

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    it and don't see it. See, people got to understand what the block was for, though. People say, "Oh, you blocked me because you got in your feelings or I

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    got to you." No, no, no, no, no, no. I blocked you cuz I'm God on my timeline and I can make you disappear. If I have

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    the option not to see it, I'm going to choose not to see it just make you react. But people I blocked you to

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    assure that we never converse. I don't want to have an exchange of

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    words again you died. I just killed you. Boom. You're dead. Listen, we were

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    talking about something of substance and now y'all are talking about substance. Back to them, too. Do we think that

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    Nikki is going to put out the great album as many women do after a breakup? When is Nikki?

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    I didn't say Nikki. I said many women have put out great albums after breakups.

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    Well, okay. Let me ask you a question then. Um, she went through a breakup and put out the pink print and was that the

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    great album? Wasn't that just a remake of her last album? Which was a remake? No. Listen, listen listen now. We not

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    going to sit here and and Nikki shame. I'm not saying we like Nikki, but

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    listen, we have said Nikki's recent bars have been trash. We'll judge her as she should be judged as an as a rapper and

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    artist. Her recent bars have been trash. Nikki going to have to pop up with some [ __ ] before [ __ ] is paying attention

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    to Are the roles reversed here? Because Meek was played out to be Mr. Nikki in

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    this situation. Is he gonna put out the bomb uh on her album? I don't see Meek

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    doing that because Meek don't have the I'm It's not a disc. They still got all

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    the pictures up on each other's Instagram. It ain't real till they delete. You're weird for knowing that. But for purposes, to to answer your

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    question, I don't I don't see way more than knowing that. To answer your question, I don't see Meek putting that album out because Meek has never been

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    one that's had a ton of content, per se, in his music.

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    So, you'd have you'd have to go you'd have to, you know, put that content out there to be able to put your feelings

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    into that when you after you go through a breakup, make an amazing album. So, I don't see Meek being that guy to do

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    that. I got them getting back together. Meek is Meek still is really cool in my

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    book. I like Meek like Meek still he still makes good music. He still is is

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    welldressed. He's well represented when you see him. His presence is still

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    large. I don't really see how Meek is ever doing so bad as people say. That's

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    only when you when people start talking about Meek like he's like something is wrong in comparison to Drake. But Drake

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    is the in the 1% where whoever you compare him to is going to be that way. I mean, [ __ ] when you make that that

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    type of dollar. Did y'all see the Golden Globes? No. Yeah. So, I caught that. You did the

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    second half. I I didn't even know if they aired in Irvington, Elizabeth, wherever you be at. I'm in Wisconsin.

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    B. Yo, how you going to say I didn't know if the Golden Globes aired in Irvington? That's a wild comment. And I

  • 22:48

    shout out to [ __ ] Irvington. Um, what happened big at the uh Golden Globe ch

  • 22:54

    uh Childish Gambino. Childish Gambino. He started the new roll out. New roll

  • 22:59

    out is acceptance speeches. Nah, I don't know if everybody's pulling

  • 23:05

    off the uh cuz everybody has quadruple, triple, platinum in one night. You know

  • 23:11

    why speeches new platform cuz everybody there was just googling what the hell is bad and bougie? That was pretty funny.

  • 23:19

    It was. We thought that Childish Gambino would would win because we're all such big fans of the show. We would have been

  • 23:25

    mad if he didn't win. I didn't think they were. I love the show. I just didn't think they were going to win. Right. It's one of those like, "Oh yeah,

  • 23:31

    you're going to them winning in the fashion that they did really made me realize that how much

  • 23:38

    someone back there hates Curtis Jackson. Yeah,

  • 23:44

    cuz Powers never won. Powers never won. [ __ ] Was it nominated? Cuz I know he

  • 23:49

    was flipping out cuz he didn't even get nominations. Power certainly deserves uh maybe not winning, but Power certainly

  • 23:54

    deserves to be nominated. Power deserves to be recognized with the other heavyweight shows. It's a heavyweight

  • 24:02

    show. It is. In spite of how you may feel about 50 Cent, who we'll get into

  • 24:07

    now. Well, there there's is it obviously politics, we know that part, but

  • 24:13

    Childish Gambino, Donald Glover, whichever you want to call him, has been in TV for quite some time and in TV that

  • 24:18

    caters more to that audience. Like, he's been with Parks and Rex or whatever it

  • 24:24

    was. Uh, and he's safe. Not Parks and Rex, the other one. Yeah. And he's done 30 Rock. like he's done things that

  • 24:29

    these people have watched and know. Mhm. They relate. Oh yeah, we know him. He's safe. He's okay. Yeah. He's not going to

  • 24:35

    come up here and 50 has done things that they know, right? Yeah. But Oh, but he's

  • 24:41

    not safe. Still has the stigma. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. So that that's

  • 24:47

    where that's going to go. Do we care about um 50 and uh Mike Tyson and No. And

  • 24:54

    y'all might do we Oh, we even talked about How do we not Chris Brown segue into that? What? Big Soldier. Soldier

  • 25:01

    boy. Yeah, the fight. What? Who's excited?

  • 25:06

    Do we believe that this is take that this fight is happening? No, we don't believe it's happening. I saw a soulja

  • 25:12

    boy on in on Instagram curling uh 5 lb dumbber

  • 25:17

    dumbbells and I zoomed in to make sure they were 5 lb. They were 5 lb. And then

  • 25:24

    I thought to myself, why is Soulja Boy curling fiveb dumbbells? Then I thought to myself, yo,

  • 25:31

    [ __ ] you now light fiveb dumbbells. Well, look who it is. It's Mo. Somebody

  • 25:38

    said that he looked like uh Pooky when he was trying to get off crack and Ice Tea had him working out.

  • 25:44

    Oh, let me smile up here. Yeah. Uh that was a little

  • 25:50

    odd. I don't care about this. Like me neither. I don't care either, but I do

  • 25:55

    think that they're on to something with uh this boxing thing. Give me a breast.

  • 26:00

    Yo, uh we've we've maul we have discussed Dell. Yeah, his name is Dell.

  • 26:07

    I'm not calling him Odell cuz there's no offense. There's no reason to owe at anything that he does. We've discussed

  • 26:13

    Dell. We have discussed what else do we uh I don't know. Listen to me, [ __ ]

  • 26:21

    Yeah. Nikki and Meek breaking up and now we're on this Chris Brown Soulja Boy

  • 26:27

    fight. Oh, so y'all ain't been talking about [ __ ] Well, we're talk Oh, we talked about the

  • 26:32

    Golden Globes. Yeah, briefly. Real quick. Well, what else is there to talk about in the world that's exciting? Mo,

  • 26:38

    where's Derek Rose? Why are you just Why are you Derek Rose? I was actually with Dererick Rose. That's why I'm late. We

  • 26:44

    do believe that you were with He said that you were with Derrick Rose. Uh, well, I'm talk about what y'all was

  • 26:51

    talking about. Well, I'm I was going to call Joe about his Giants cuz he caught, you know, called me early that morning.

  • 26:56

    You missed the Giants segment of the podcast. You pushed the uh push that

  • 27:01

    [ __ ] You missed our Giants segment already. We've already discussed Giants. [ __ ] them [ __ ] [ __ ] the Giants. Uh,

  • 27:08

    go Patriots. Who? Can you hear yourself? Yeah, I can hear myself. Uh, yeah. D Rose, I guess we since we I was talking

  • 27:14

    about some some sports a little bit, right? Yeah. He just going to jumped right to You said I was with D Rose.

  • 27:20

    That's Well, I want you to tell me what's happening with D Rose cuz I'll throw it to more with sports. I don't

  • 27:25

    know what's happening, but the the feeling is that uh I think D Rose he's

  • 27:30

    leaning towards retirement. Shut up. No, seriously. He is not.

  • 27:35

    Seriously, why? His body he physically he just he feels like his body can't really stand up to the to the grind

  • 27:42

    anymore. So he skipped a New Orleans game and went to Chicago. No, I think he was

  • 27:48

    contemplating like he was done last night and I think his family talked him

  • 27:53

    into Man. Hey Derek, I think so, man. That's what

  • 28:00

    I think, man. If you're not going to [ __ ] off with this [ __ ] Derek Rose is averaging 17.6 points a game. But you

  • 28:07

    got to realize, Joe, I ain't got to realize a goddamn thing. It's [ __ ] January. What are you talking about? We

  • 28:14

    just signed this [ __ ] in October. It's January. You want to talk about retirement? How many times I want to

  • 28:20

    retire from [ __ ] rap? Well, you retire every day. And then you want to rap again? Nah, I don't really He

  • 28:27

    doesn't have that luxury to do that. Luxury. He's had way more luxury than I had. Let me tell you that. No, but you

  • 28:32

    got to he you know he he fell from grace. You got to realize what D Rose was at his career at one point and where he's at now. If you if you get if you

  • 28:39

    get benched, right? If you go from league MVP, youngest MVP in the league ever at 23 years old, you know, height

  • 28:44

    of your career playing, injuries happen, cool. But then you look up and you're at on a team that you don't really

  • 28:50

    understand what's going on. and then you lose your fourth quarter playing time to

  • 28:55

    a guy that wouldn't even make a lot of other rosters in the NBA. How would you

  • 29:01

    feel? Like how would you start looking at yourself? First of all, don't disrespect Ron Baker like that. Number one. No, I'm I like Ron. I think he's a

  • 29:07

    he's a he's a he's a That didn't sound like you liked Ron. No, but I'm just saying he barely he barely make is

  • 29:13

    making this roster. They might not even sign him for the rest of the year. He got like another six days before they can officially No, they already signed

  • 29:19

    him. Oh, they did? Yeah, [ __ ] Okay. Well, but but what I'm saying, look at the position Braun is in. Like, he had

  • 29:24

    to scrap to make this roster versus a guy who was league MVP a few years ago. You know what I'm

  • 29:31

    saying? Like, it's a lot of [ __ ] that goes into that mentally that weighs on you. You know what I'm saying? Like, you start thinking like, "Dog, I don't want

  • 29:37

    to put myself through this shit." I'll be real mad if Derrick Rose retires and doesn't want to play anymore,

  • 29:43

    considering that him and Noah seemed like they were a package and Noah looks like me. But this will play right into

  • 29:50

    the Knicks. Noah looks like me and he's way way more uh But don't you think this

  • 29:56

    plays into the Knicks like history? Like the Knicks always seem to get star players when they're at their their tail

  • 30:02

    end. I hate the Knicks. I know you do. But I'm just saying though, this plays right into that. Like every star player

  • 30:07

    that they get is always at the Well, it's been a few months. We We get our draft pick this year. We get our draft

  • 30:14

    pick this year. I'm with Tanking the whole [ __ ] season. Quick sidebar. We won't stay on sports. Joel Embiid looks

  • 30:23

    like he's the next one. Hakeim. Yeah, he's the next one. How you feel

  • 30:29

    about that? Ice Philly back. We on the way back. Okay. Wait a minute now. Yeah.

  • 30:34

    Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons. I know Ben Simmons hasn't played, but Joel Embi and

  • 30:41

    Ben Simmons. I don't care what y'all decide to do with Okafer or Noel New

  • 30:47

    Orleans. New Orleans. Noel, they're gonna move him. Yeah. Bring him to the Knicks. Embiid and Simmons is are the

  • 30:53

    centerpieces, though. Who's better out of the two? Well, we haven't seen Ben at the pro level yet. I don't give a [ __ ]

  • 31:00

    what we see from Ben. And be is the truth. Looks. Yeah. No. No. He's the

  • 31:06

    one. Stupid. Yeah, he's the one. Now I get it. Now I get it. Trust the process.

  • 31:12

    I'm trusting the process. He's the one definitely. I want that [ __ ] on my team with Porzingis. Who's better, Embiid or

  • 31:19

    a Cat right now? Yeah. Cat. Who will be?

  • 31:25

    Embiid has more upside. All right, listen. [ __ ] uh you've interrupted my Soulja Boy Chris Brown

  • 31:31

    [ __ ] Just give me your winners on the fight. Just give me who you think is winning the fight. I already said last week that Oh, yeah, that's true. We did

  • 31:38

    that. Oh, no. That's what we were doing. in lie of it being such a brilliant

  • 31:43

    idea. Uh-huh. Because I do think it's a brilliant idea. I think it's a lot of gentlemen

  • 31:50

    and and some women. Let's not let's not uh Wait, you think this is a brilliant idea, this fight? I think that Well, I'm

  • 31:58

    from Jersey City, and in Jersey City, when two [ __ ] have a problem with each other, they have zero problem just

  • 32:04

    walking around the corner and [ __ ] getting it on right quick and then you just walk back around the corner. No.

  • 32:10

    Jersey City. If you got a problem with a [ __ ] they got no problem killing that [ __ ] Well, I mean, that's the next phase of that. Oh, that's now like,

  • 32:17

    yeah, where I when I was there, I don't I haven't been there in some time. But listen, y'all don't think that this

  • 32:22

    Chris Brown can't step into this ring, man. He can't. Why? If Chris Brown steps into this ring, his career is completely

  • 32:29

    over. Completely. I don't care if he knocks What though? This is This is

  • 32:35

    Supreme clown [ __ ] that's going on right here. Supreme. Like they don't get no more clown things he's done. No, but

  • 32:41

    this is this is it. This rock bottom clown. Yeah, this is this is it. I don't care because let's just say let's just

  • 32:47

    say Soulja Boy catches him with one, dog. He beat Rihanna and did a mixtape with Tiger and we don't have we don't

  • 32:54

    have footage of Rory and Roy would like to point out and Rory is not good point here. We kind of like that Tiger verse

  • 33:02

    on Deuces. Oh yeah, it was very underrated. No. Yeah, we did. The tape they did was all right. [ __ ] don't

  • 33:09

    just catch a lot of Hey and we got to start giving people their [ __ ] credit when it's

  • 33:14

    deserved bad. No, that verse wasn't bad at all. Tiger got a lot of verses that's not bad. I can

  • 33:22

    run. I guarantee you I don't know if they p the mic is being

  • 33:27

    distorted. I is saying something about a lot and Tiger. Yeah. But no but but

  • 33:33

    seriously my [ __ ] like Chris can't do this man. Uh he he he can't do this. Chris is one of his choice. He's he's

  • 33:40

    gone this direction now. He's in the [ __ ] direction. Just go all the way with it. Chris Brown has

  • 33:46

    Where is he redeeming to Chris Brown is one Chris Brown is one of the the one of

  • 33:52

    the He's probably a one of one. Maybe Chris Brown, Jamie Fox. It's a real short list of [ __ ] that's as talented

  • 33:58

    as them. All right. So we on the same page. Yeah. Okay. That's how I view his talent level. Okay. Chris Brown has

  • 34:07

    done way more than enough fuckboy [ __ ] for us to not support him. I could make

  • 34:13

    a very clear and concise argument that his career has gone in this direction

  • 34:18

    and has been halted because of him. We know that already, right? I don't think he can step in that ring and we won't

  • 34:25

    want to hear another Chris Brown song. He's way there's nothing he can do to make me

  • 34:30

    not want to hear. Yeah, they're going to play it and we're going to like it. No, I I get that part, but this is like this

  • 34:35

    this forever forever is like, dog, we can't we can never every time we see him after this, it's going to be us seeing

  • 34:42

    him throwing punches in a ring. Like, now what? Now, what if he go out there and and come out like a boxer and whoop

  • 34:49

    his ass? And this is not like when Sticky Fingers got in the ring. Some of the young people don't remember when Sticky got in the ring, but that was

  • 34:56

    well after Onyx and Sticky's career. They It was over. So whatever really happened there, our our view just

  • 35:02

    changed if Sticky when he couldn't beat up the white dude, right? This is not that. So if Soulja Boy if Soulja Boy

  • 35:10

    Let's just We got to talk about both sides. If Soulja Boy [ __ ] Chris Brown

  • 35:16

    up, then what? And Soulja Boy [ __ ] Chris Brown up, [ __ ] Okay, but that got to

  • 35:23

    do with Hey, listen. Young Bird got got smacked and punched around. I still listen to the business. Yeah, but Young

  • 35:29

    Bird ain't he ain't he ain't Chris Brown though. He was never he's not now not Chris Brown is I don't know if he is

  • 35:35

    anymore, but he was knocking at that icon door like he he was on his way to being like Chris Brown is still probably

  • 35:42

    knocking on that icon door. No, I don't think I don't It's over. I don't think he'll ever get that. It's over. Like he

  • 35:47

    he's hit that ceiling now. It's over. It's over. He put a ceiling in place because the people won't allow him to be

  • 35:54

    that because of what y'all are saying because of [ __ ] he's been doing. Because a part of being an icon is you have to rem you have to keep this certain

  • 36:00

    mystique about yourself. Anybody that's an icon is they have like this mysterious barrier. For every icon you

  • 36:07

    name, I can name something sick that they did. No, I mean we're human still. But what I'm saying is you're not going

  • 36:13

    to just like a lot of these icons that we have, they're not accessible. You

  • 36:18

    know what I'm saying? Like you got to keep some type of mystique about yourself when you start talking about he's an icon. Well, in his defense, he

  • 36:24

    grew up in an era that there's not much mystique really at all. Like, no, they can't be. Michael Jackson could have

  • 36:29

    been all over Twitter. We just don't know because he grew up in an era where there wasn't. No, but there's still a

  • 36:34

    mystique that certainly I think I think it was the Rihanna situation and and I hate to bring up Tiger again, but when

  • 36:41

    he was making these decisions and the people he was rolling with, like I don't think Michael would have done a mixtape with [ __ ] Jay Hood. Like, it just

  • 36:47

    makes no sense. You kind of take yourself out of that icon area when you're doing people with that are so beneath you and music running around.

  • 36:55

    Y'all LA [ __ ] that do [ __ ] because y'all live next door to each other. I ain't with all that. I don't give a [ __ ]

  • 37:01

    who live next door to me. That don't warrant warrant my contribution to their career, right? What do I got? There's

  • 37:08

    too much buddy [ __ ] man. Yeah, I don't know what's buddy. I think Vinyls worked with you because he lived next door, so

  • 37:13

    I wouldn't go that far. It vinyl's got a [ __ ] bag working with me. I know. And

  • 37:18

    then that bastard turned around and did that [ __ ] Drake disc while he lived next door to me. That [ __ ] I should have went over there and saw him.

  • 37:24

    That's my man though. Friend of the show vinyl. Friend of the show vinyl. Love vinyl. So, but no more.

  • 37:30

    I think the idea is genius of people squaring up. If on on a real square up though, that's

  • 37:38

    where I'm cool with that at. Like if I see you, I'mma bust your ass wherever we at. Not know No, I like this. I like the

  • 37:43

    undercard idea. I do. All right, check it out. Reason why I say you can't do that because these [ __ ] are

  • 37:49

    celebrities. Like you you got you got They're not celebrities if they put boxing gloves on. No, but what I'm saying is now you got boxing glove is

  • 37:55

    sanctioned and all this other [ __ ] You put hands on a [ __ ] nowadays. What's going to happen? It's more of a It's more of a circus. It's more of a circus.

  • 38:02

    It's lights. It's cameras. It's like you still it's this this is not real. You can't run down nowadays and run a [ __ ]

  • 38:08

    Wait, listen to this mall. Kodak Black today, for some strange reason, is saying disparaging words toward Little

  • 38:15

    Wayne. Yeah, but I mean, Kodak Black, I don't know why that is, but wouldn't you just like to see them two [ __ ] just

  • 38:21

    square up and shut the [ __ ] up? Wayne and Kodak. Yeah. No, [ __ ] no. Anybody with an issue. Kodak is I hear what

  • 38:28

    you're saying. Anybody with issue. Y'all got an issue, fight, [ __ ] No fight. Really fight. No. No. No. No.

  • 38:34

    Glo is a real fight. That ain't no real fight, man. [ __ ] don't fight no more. They're not a They're not boxers, [ __ ]

  • 38:40

    Why y'all putting on gloves, putting it in the ring, promoters and all? If I put boxers on my hands, I'm going to box a

  • 38:46

    [ __ ] to death. No. And I'm not a boxer. No, man. You You see what happened when 50 threw that first pitch, right? See

  • 38:52

    how crazy he trained for it though? He wasn't prepared for it. 50 could have trained for two years. I ain't going to

  • 38:58

    lie. That's why you so couple years ago sports as a kid when the the [ __ ] out

  • 39:03

    of Philly who run the whole celebrity boxing thing saw a certain rapper had issues with me on Twitter and was like,

  • 39:09

    "Yo, if y'all want to if y'all want to box, we we'll set it up." I would have did it. Yeah, but Ice, you not a [ __ ]

  • 39:16

    you don't you not you you're not gain a lot out of that. Yeah, you wasn't for no money or nothing. It was just like, "Yo,

  • 39:22

    we got a problem. All right, let's do it." No, you definitely wasn't boxing for free. Royce and and Papa Woo was

  • 39:27

    100% setting up the me and Ray square dance around the corner until it just didn't happen. But that was a real that

  • 39:33

    was okay. That was 100% occurring. But that was a real thing. That wasn't no lights, camera

  • 39:39

    action. We promoting this [ __ ] That's I'm cool. Yeah, but if you can make a dollar for from it, I'm not saying that

  • 39:46

    I I I would do that. Mo, you taking away from the fun. Let's think of some funny undercards, man. Cuz it's a great idea.

  • 39:53

    Think of funny underard. That's the whole Yeah. You sitting here trying to be [ __ ] Malcolm Maul. No, I'm God

  • 39:59

    damn it. We trying to have fun. It's a podcast. Yo, that was one of the funniest things you ever said. [ __ ] here, man. Funny

  • 40:05

    undercards. Uh, I'd like to see Charlamagne and Beanie. Nah, but Beanie can't Oh, we just It's

  • 40:12

    not really going to happen. Tax and Ebro got to square up be great. They got to square up on the undercard. Enough is

  • 40:18

    enough. I don't want to see tweets. I'm tired of tweets. Tax and Ebro might be a good fight on undercard. That's what I'm

  • 40:24

    saying, right? That that would be interesting. That's got to happen. That one even though they even though son

  • 40:29

    already issued his statement and turned it down, but I ain't going to lie. I I would have I personally would have

  • 40:34

    watched the 21 and 22 Savage fight just because I don't know who 22 Savage is. Now there's a 23 Savage I hear. Oh, no.

  • 40:41

    I watch Son, hold up. Come on, man. 30 It's like 30 of them now. The savages.

  • 40:47

    Yeah. No [ __ ] What does Ted think about all of this? What does Ted think about all of this?

  • 40:54

    What does this how they going to disrespect the original Savage? What does Macho Man, Randy Savage think about

  • 41:00

    this? He's the original Savage, bro. No, he rolled over in his grave. Wait, wait,

  • 41:05

    wait. Was Macho Man before Ted? He might have been. No. Wonder Years debuted when

  • 41:11

    in ' 88 or some [ __ ] Macho Macho Man. Yeah, Macho Man was definitely 18. I was

  • 41:17

    playing with that with the toys when I was like 3 years old. off that poor Ted, man. If they if Winnie had Instagram

  • 41:24

    back then, she'd have been popping that [ __ ] on Instagram. W I don't think Winnie was as cleancut as she pretended

  • 41:29

    to be. But that's that's old [ __ ] talk right there. Girls were um who else is on the undercard.

  • 41:36

    I would like to see uh China and Kylie Jenner and see her get dragged across the ring. That would be a little

  • 41:42

    entertaining. Who and who? China beat the Black China. That would be a good ass. Why y'all think y'all could look at

  • 41:47

    somebody and know if they got hands? How do you know black How do y'all know that black China would beat

  • 41:53

    up hands? I just know Kylie Jenner's a child that grew up in Alabama. So no

  • 41:58

    kids got hands. She Okay, tell that to that [ __ ] 18 I seen outside of

  • 42:04

    Crowns. Kylie [ __ ] up. Yeah, that kid didn't grow up in Calabasas as a Kardashian.

  • 42:11

    [ __ ] up though. No, I'm definitely But you me and Safari. Yeah, enough is enough. Yeah, enough is enough. Yeah,

  • 42:18

    that's a good one. That's definitely Who wins in that one? Meek and Safari that Well, we seen Meek, you know, I'm going

  • 42:25

    with Meek, man. I'm sorry. Nah, I got any [ __ ] that's running around putting coconut oil all over him on Love Hip

  • 42:30

    Hop. I can't vote for you. I'm sorry. But the punches would slip right off. No, I don't care. I'm going with Meek.

  • 42:36

    Meek is ashy. That's the Vaseline. You always got to go with the ashy [ __ ] Yeah. So, how do you roll with a [ __ ]

  • 42:43

    After you and and and and you know I can't talk about Meek without people blowing it up. But after you saw that punch, how do you roll with Meek? I'm

  • 42:49

    going with Meek. Ash ashy over coconut oil. But but you saw you saw the punch though. I saw the punch. It's okay. All

  • 42:55

    right. Ashy over coconut oil when it comes to fighting. If two [ __ ] walk in here right now and they ready to fight

  • 43:00

    and one [ __ ] got ashy knuckles and the other [ __ ] all glistening, coconut oil up, you going to be like, "This coconut oil [ __ ] about to win."

  • 43:07

    If I see two [ __ ] walking here right now and one of them is lthered down in

  • 43:12

    coconut oil with a furry vest on in 30° [ __ ] New York, New Jersey, I'm

  • 43:18

    betting on him. No, I'm betting on that gentleman. Something ain't right with him. Something is a bit off in his head.

  • 43:24

    The Clemson game. What y'all think? We've talked a lot in sports, but that was one of the greatest games. That was an amazing That was like a top five game

  • 43:31

    that I've seen. Lane Kein cost him that. By the way, let's just keep it real. Lane Keifin is a real dick. Roy reminds

  • 43:37

    me of [ __ ] Lane Keifin something. You got a little lane Keiffin. Yeah, you're a little lame Keifinish. He's a real

  • 43:43

    [ __ ] jerk off. Uh, what else happened in Portland? Something real something something happened in Port. Well, who

  • 43:49

    you're on the undercard somewhere. We can't match on the underard. Undercard,

  • 43:57

    overcard, in between card, metro card. This nigga's on every card you can name when it comes to fighting somebody.

  • 44:03

    Believe Joe's winning a gauntlet. Yeah, definitely. Who am I fighting on? A lot.

  • 44:09

    That's where you want to start to you and to Harry. Y'all got to you and to

  • 44:15

    Harry definitely got to square up. She got some hands for you 100%. I ain't going to lie to Harry might she you

  • 44:20

    might have to fight every [ __ ] in the creep squad. You might have to fight every [ __ ] in the creep squad cuz they all taking your your your slang and

  • 44:26

    running. Number one, you guys are disrespecting my union and my bond and

  • 44:31

    my relationship by speaking about past endeavors. No, no, no. Speaking of I refuse to acknowledge

  • 44:39

    I don't even say words that start with T no more. Okay. So,

  • 44:46

    uh Ian. Yes. I'm doing my podcast.

  • 44:52

    Oh god. I apologize. I thought you'd be done by now. No, I'm not done. Tell your

  • 44:58

    fans I apologize. All right. Thanks. Have a good one. Sorry. Bye.

  • 45:06

    Have a good one. Sorry. Fans. Ian apologizes. Fans versus Ian on the undercard. Uh, where were we? Uh, yeah.

  • 45:13

    I don't even say where's it start with a T. Who else do y'all think I should be fighting on this card? Uh, you and Reed

  • 45:20

    got to throw hands. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. Wait, what? You and Reed, you and Reed got to throw

  • 45:26

    hands. I'm going just keep it real, my [ __ ] You can't You can't You can't be tweeting You can't be tweeting a [ __ ]

  • 45:32

    ex-girl on a fresh breakup and y'all laughing and giggling and [ __ ] Yeah, y'all keep keying. But the fresh breakup

  • 45:39

    like like Yeah. Reed still had tears on his face and you over there tweeting his ex-girl. Y'all giggling. It was so

  • 45:44

    funny. Can you [ __ ] imagine you breaking up, you tweeting through it, your pin tweet is you crying. She don't

  • 45:50

    tweet nothing. Right. First thing that pop up on the timeline is her screenshotting you crying and kikiing

  • 45:55

    with a rapper. Yeah. No. Yeah. Y'all got hands. I ain't going to lie. I might give Re address before I before I react

  • 46:01

    to this hot tape. Can you give the listeners backstory on

  • 46:06

    who these people even are that you're referring to? I don't know if it matters. This funny it does matter. Reed

  • 46:12

    Reed had a he had a little he had a he had a nice following on social media about two years ago. Reed is Reed low

  • 46:18

    key is like He's like Black Twitter legendary with Loki.

  • 46:24

    That video he did walking around. Oh yeah. It ain't sweet. Yeah, it ain't sweet. That's classic. Reed has some

  • 46:30

    classic moments, right? He has some classic. That was so Reed and and friend

  • 46:36

    of the show Abby Bry. Friend of the show. Yeah. Um they were an item. We

  • 46:43

    know she's a friend of the show by the way. You were Kiki and Friend of the Joe. I see what you're

  • 46:48

    doing there. I see what you did there. Friend of the Joe. So Reed and Abby Berry were an item. They lived together.

  • 46:57

    They are a big couple. She made him delete his account for what undisclosed reasons.

  • 47:03

    They're both big, right? She's very big. He's big. They're both like big. Yeah.

  • 47:09

    That's big. Mhm. Like that's awkward to me. Yeah. But whatever. They break up

  • 47:14

    only because in the pictures that they post, the bed is too close to the wall. And the first thing I think is both of y'all are way too tall for that bed to

  • 47:20

    be closed, but whatever. Uh, I'm just telling you where my brain goes, man. Uh, so they apparently broke up. Reed

  • 47:28

    poured his heart out on the timeline. I love when people pour their heart out on the I just love people bring their

  • 47:33

    personal business. Can I just I wish y'all would never stop pouring your heart out on the timeline. No, honestly, for real. Okay. It ain't got to be your

  • 47:40

    heart. Just keep bringing your personal life and your personal Reed poured his heart out on the timeline. Abby

  • 47:46

    immediately started started answering deleted from the new account. Started answering fan questions about the

  • 47:52

    breakup. No, she answered your question. No, she was answering fans questions and then I was looking at Sin saying, "Well,

  • 47:59

    why did they break up?" Right. And then Sin didn't know. So I said, "Should I text her?" She said, "No, I should text

  • 48:06

    her." So we just didn't know how to Okay, let's stop right there cuz that's a vital piece of information. So we can

  • 48:11

    confirm that Joe has Ay's phone number. Has it? Okay, moving forward. Joe has been at Aby's phone.

  • 48:17

    [Laughter] What do you know, Joe? Well, what do you

  • 48:23

    imply? What do you know, Joe? What the [ __ ] is wrong? Go right for that trap. Didn't

  • 48:28

    you walk right into that one? Uh, so anyway, I tweeted Abby. Mhm. Cuz I

  • 48:34

    wanted to know why they broke up. I did. I did want the juice. I did. Okay. I didn't know that she was going to say he

  • 48:40

    pinned a tweet. I don't know what a pin tweet is. Yeah. I ain't never know until I don't know how to do it, where to see

  • 48:46

    it, where to find it. You can take a tweet and if somebody clicks your page, like that's at the top. No matter what

  • 48:52

    else you've been tweeting, it stays at the top. So, he pinned a tweet expressing his love and most sincere

  • 48:59

    apology for whatever it was that he had he had done. Apparently he the day

  • 49:04

    before he spazzed out on her on Twitter, called out her name, said all kind of wild [ __ ] but then he deleted

  • 49:10

    everything. Oh, he real. Yeah, but you know, so that's that's the back. You

  • 49:16

    can't call your girlfriend out of her name on Twitter. Yeah. Call her out of her name, if you will. Yo, what is wrong

  • 49:24

    with people, man? So, we still don't know why exactly they broke up. No, we don't know why they broke up. I just

  • 49:30

    wish them the best. Mhm. I wish them the best. I I want everybody to just fall in

  • 49:35

    love, be in love, feel love, embrace love. I want just love to take over for

  • 49:41

    2017. I do. So, did you text her or We saw enough hate in 20 All right, we got

  • 49:48

    a joke going on here. All right, so let me pay close attention here. Rory, what was your joke? No, after your exchange

  • 49:54

    on Sing [ __ ] all y'all up, so I don't even care saying I'm a Muslim. Sing [ __ ] each and every one of y'all. I wasn't

  • 50:00

    even in it. No, I wasn't there. Ice, how do you feel about Allan Iverson doing the Ice Cube three on three league for

  • 50:07

    wash [ __ ] I thought it was a good idea. Wait, what?

  • 50:14

    Next subject. Next subject. Alan Iverson is playing in a threeon-ree league. Ice Cube started this three for Wash [ __ ]

  • 50:22

    That's that's just what it is. And Iverson is going to play. He's a player coach. Germaine O'Neal. It's a bunch of

  • 50:28

    the old [ __ ] Bunch of watch list. Derrick Rose is about to join. Alan Iverson can't do that. Somebody get out.

  • 50:33

    Alan Iverson 100% is doing that. He's a player. He's a player coach. No, no, no, no. We We can't. What do you mean he's a

  • 50:40

    player coach? No, they got certain players are co are player coaches. I was reading up on his [ __ ] today.

  • 50:45

    Uncoachable player of all time. So, he's coaching, right? He understands what it's like to be uncoachable, so he can

  • 50:51

    deal with the unco. Oh my god. Oh, congratulations to Viola Davis who got the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Uh uh

  • 50:58

    welldeserving star this week. Oh and and she won a um Golden Globe, right? Well

  • 51:04

    deserving. Shout out to probably Childish Gambino on this Golden Globe. And she bodied her uh role in in Fences,

  • 51:10

    which I have not seen. This this league might be kind of lit though. I thought it was a good idea cuz I'm reading the

  • 51:16

    names that's in there so far. I don't want to ever see no [ __ ] like that. Jason Williams, Chanty Bips, Kenyan

  • 51:21

    Martin, Rashard Lewis, Jermaine O'Neil, Steven Jackson. They got like the hood

  • 51:26

    diggers in the league. Have y'all ever seen the girl a girl on the train? I started watching it day before yesterday

  • 51:32

    and cut it off. I I just I wasn't focused. I think I That sounds familiar.

  • 51:38

    Who's in it? I don't know. I don't remember her name. I don't know her name. Yeah, I I was watching I'm not paying attention. I'm like, "Okay, this

  • 51:44

    movie is doing too much right now. I got to made me watch that movie and I watched it thinking I was going to get

  • 51:49

    ass afterward." But that movie that movie is like a bad version of Gone

  • 51:54

    Girl. Okay. Okay. I see what you're saying. Gone Girl was a great And it's Gone Girl

  • 51:59

    was great. I saw it at least 27 times. Yeah, that was great. Didn't they say it' be a Gone Girl, too? Wasn't that

  • 52:07

    conf Oh, well, no, no, no. The way it ended. The way it ended, it would be a It could be a Gone Girl. Yeah, I don't

  • 52:12

    know. Could be a part two. Did anyone think the the Lemonade movie was kind of a bite from Gone Girl? like the

  • 52:18

    voiceovers and the poems and the [ __ ] in between. Beyonce's Lemonade. I still haven't seen it. It was

  • 52:24

    reminiscent. Uh just in production style, I guess. Yeah. But I I mean, what do you want me to say? Yeah. A girl on

  • 52:31

    the train. No, it was very confusing. It was all about three girl, three white women who looked exactly the same, who

  • 52:36

    lived right next to each other, who all saw the same therapist, who all did a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, so the subs I'm

  • 52:41

    off it. Do y'all watch Black Mirror on that on Netflix? I still I'm I started

  • 52:46

    Black Mirror. I watched about five of them and then I just chill because I got busy. But I do like that show. Okay. Um

  • 52:53

    I'm still on Shooter. I was just getting ready to say Shooter. Come on tonight. Love and Hip Hop has [ __ ] it at Ash.

  • 52:58

    Did everyone say, "Did anyone finally get a good night's sleep cuz the K squad is back together?" I I finally slept

  • 53:05

    well. It's been a rough. Listen, Joe is sitting here letting them [ __ ] steal his his his shine. Mo, why do you keep saying that they're stealing my shine?

  • 53:11

    I'm not a creep. I'm not in any creep squad. I'm not in any I'm not in any

  • 53:16

    adult membership club. Yes, you are. You're the kid. You're the president. No, I'm not. I'm not the president of

  • 53:22

    anything. Yo, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go back and watch your love and hip hop uh uh seasons. That's

  • 53:28

    fine. I totally do the same thing. No, no. I got to really go back like and really and just watch you like when you

  • 53:35

    walked up to uh Mama Wana's to meet to like just watching your mannerisms.

  • 53:40

    That's just funny to me. Just watching you walk up to a restaurant is funny to me cuz I know you already going up to that [ __ ] on some [ __ ] I'm so glad

  • 53:45

    I don't even hear that T word you keep saying. Uh, this guy's great. Even though Love and Hip Hop is trash, I do

  • 53:51

    have a a real question that I asked on Twitter yesterday. Uh, did everyone watch the last episode of Love & Hip Hop? Yes or no? I didn't see it. No. All

  • 53:57

    right. Well, Snoop's uh fake girlfriend was wing the [ __ ] out on her at her event, and I thought to myself morally,

  • 54:05

    of course not legally, and I may come off a little ignorant here. Well, you're ignorant. That's okay. We we accept. You

  • 54:10

    normally come off a bit ignorant. Is Snoop allowed to hit that girl and it be

  • 54:16

    sociably acceptable. Can she clean up that girl? Is that okay? Yeah, she's still a woman. I can't I have to stay

  • 54:23

    out of this. She's just She's just a tough woman. I just wanted to know if that was okay if like But then it posed

  • 54:29

    that question to me in gay relationships. If I'm staring at someone of the same gender, of the same physical

  • 54:38

    attributes, I'm probably going to go to work with a black eye every [ __ ] day. How do these How do these gay

  • 54:44

    relationships not end in hands every [ __ ] month?

  • 54:50

    Well, they do though. They do though. I mean, it you know, it depends on I guess the relationship and the people in it,

  • 54:56

    but I don't I don't follow that. So, she's allowed to hook off. Like, that's okay. Yeah. All right. Why not? Twitter

  • 55:03

    didn't agree. Twitter never agrees with [ __ ] I think you strippers on Instagram

  • 55:08

    are making your uh dope dealer boyfriends hot.

  • 55:13

    Nobody ever thought of that, [ __ ] Did anybody ever think of this? Honestly,

  • 55:18

    for real. You think that's what's making them hot? I'm scrolling through Instagram

  • 55:24

    sometimes and I'm seeing uh a few of a few of our associates

  • 55:29

    and just some of the stuff that they post and then you go to their page and and see their [ __ ] dope boy [ __ ]

  • 55:36

    boyfriend in the middle of a transaction or some [ __ ] I'm like, you [ __ ] are going to get somebody arrested. Oh yeah, for sure. Trying to show off for other

  • 55:43

    [ __ ] Yeah, that's what y'all are going to do. Somebody's going to go to jail. Mhm. I hate all that [ __ ] bro. I

  • 55:49

    do I really do want to see the Love and Hip Hop reunion though. Let me touch get back to Love and Hip Hop. I can't wait for the reunion and I do want to see if

  • 55:55

    they're gonna try to put hands on Yandandy. Oh, the baby mama. Is the reunion coming up already? Is the season's over? It's a

  • 56:02

    It's about dwindling down. It's about four more episodes.

  • 56:07

    Miss Gossip Girl tweet that she'd be in uh New York this week. So, I'm thinking she might be here for that. They're

  • 56:13

    coming this week. [ __ ] got to get it popping at the at the reunion. Andy will be in New York this week. No, no, no.

  • 56:18

    Wisconsin girl, the one who normally hosts she'll be in she'll be in New York. Uh, well, everybody knows the

  • 56:24

    reunion is about to take place. There's a lot of undercard matches got to happen at that [ __ ] reunion. Might just be the undercard. They should just fight

  • 56:30

    there. Remember, we turned up at the reunion. Hey, I'm about to say you and C might have to be undercard. That still

  • 56:36

    got to go down. It went down. Yeah, but it got to go down again. It's like And it went down again.

  • 56:43

    That's the part I don't understand about what M saying it went down and it went down again. [ __ ] saw Con outside of so

  • 56:49

    man. He was a whole different person, man. I was I thought it was going to go down. Khan is a friend of the show, man.

  • 56:55

    He's a friend of the show now. Kh me and Khan when me and that day he wasn't squashed it in starlets. Okay. Oh, and

  • 57:01

    so when uh with uh Yeah. We walked outside. Con was out there. Thought that

  • 57:07

    [ __ ] was going to try to sell me a newspaper, man. He was so peaceful. Khan is

  • 57:13

    Yo, Khan's so lucky that that none of that [ __ ] was like recorded in this day and age. Yeah, like two years ago. No,

  • 57:22

    it was a little longer than that. No, it was longer than that. Yeah, it wasn't two years ago. It was like 2012. Yeah,

  • 57:28

    it was 12. Oh, yeah. I guess that was a little while ago. Yeah. Yeah. Khan is a friend of the show, man. Shout out to him. Shouts to Khan. What What else did

  • 57:34

    I miss? Is something important supposed to be happening soon? I know I ask that every week. Obama is chucking deuces. He

  • 57:42

    gave his uh final. I feel like every week he keeps giving his final something. Yeah, he's giving he should

  • 57:47

    be giving what now? Right. Russia is threatening to spill the beans on Trump.

  • 57:53

    Shocker there. Shocker there. Trump is not going to be office long. I'm going just put that out there now. Why? What do you think is going to occur? He's

  • 57:59

    going to get impeached. Oh, great. And then know and be there. They going to get both of them the [ __ ]

  • 58:04

    out of there. They ain't getting Pence out of there. Unless Malcolm Maul go up there with the yain with the Draco. You

  • 58:11

    know what I'm saying? The Draco. Yeah, [ __ ] Mo got the Draco for the No, no, no, no. M doesn't have

  • 58:19

    Draco. Fine. Rory, what the [ __ ] are you doing? What are you Googling? I was looking at

  • 58:25

    things maybe we missed. Well, did we miss something? Well, you just interrupted me [ __ ] looking, so I don't know. Let's see.

  • 58:31

    [Music] Yo, when is Hyru in Miami? Uh, February

  • 58:37

    4th and then we're in New Orleans for All Star weekend and that's our first two. February 4th, you know. Yo, let me

  • 58:43

    ask you something about that Henny PL and [ __ ] Why are y'all still running with the name Henny?

  • 58:48

    Cuz it's working. But Henny doesn't. But Henny doesn't sponsor y'all though. I

  • 58:53

    know. So why y'all pubbing them like that? We have a plan that I'm not going to talk about. I'd be happy to have a conversation off the podcast. Okay. I

  • 59:00

    mean, cuz I know that they they really don't [ __ ] with the movement. So that's why I'm like, why y'all that's free pub

  • 59:05

    y'all giving me. Do they [ __ ] with uh Yeah, I'm not even about to say that joke I was about to make. Make it. No,

  • 59:11

    because I'm not pumping that up like that. What I was about to has nothing to do with y'all. Um, did we miss anything?

  • 59:17

    No. Do we have sleepers? Oh, give me football picks, you know. Come on, man.

  • 59:22

    Come on. We spoke last week. What you want? All the way through or just just No, just just just uh just this weekend.

  • 59:30

    Patriots Patriots Championship. I got Patriots, I got Steelers, I got uh

  • 59:37

    Packers, and I'm going go with the uh Falcons. Falcons over the Hawks. 100%

  • 59:43

    Falcons of the Seahawks. I don't know. 100% Falcons over. They're going to smoke Russell Wilson's boots. And they

  • 59:51

    said they're going to play Future Music in there. So, yeah. Did they for real? Yeah. First they said they wasn't, then

  • 59:56

    they said they are. That would be amazing. I got Green Bay over Dallas. Uh, I got Atlanta over Seattle, New England over Houston. Uh, and I got KC

  • 1:00:04

    over Pit. Yeah, cool. Have that. Green Bay over. I like Dallas over Green Bay. I like Dallas. I like the

  • 1:00:12

    Pats. Who the Chiefs? I like the Falcons. Who the Chiefs got? Steelers. Steelers. That's the one. Good game.

  • 1:00:18

    That's the one. Great game. That's the game. Yeah. They want to avenge uh earlier this season. You know, that's going to be a big game. That 40 that 40

  • 1:00:24

    burger [ __ ] hung on. I don't know if the Steelers could beat the Chiefs. Where they playing at? We just did. Oh, you're playing in Kansas City. They're

  • 1:00:30

    playing at KC. Oh, bye-bye. Bye, Ben. We just beat them. Bye-bye, Ben. And hung 40 on them. Yeah. Y'all don't y'all I

  • 1:00:36

    don't see that on the road. Okay. I don't like the Steelers on the road. That's the three of them don't show up together on the road. [ __ ] is focused,

  • 1:00:43

    man. That Von Bell kid is a problem. Cuz they beat Miami. No, cuz we're on an eightgame winning streak and we're

  • 1:00:48

    focused on your [ __ ] That's why. That's why. Talk your [ __ ] That's why. [ __ ] you mean? Talk to me when I go. Talk to

  • 1:00:55

    me when your team is still playing football. Why my team trash? All right, so don't talk to me about I can't

  • 1:01:00

    believe the Giants lost that game, man. I I really can't. Not after all that [ __ ] they was doing before the game. You

  • 1:01:06

    already missed Comm Joe's rant. I know. Which was I didn't see my What's What's my my man the the the white guy that be

  • 1:01:13

    going on the rant about the Giants? I didn't see his uh Oh. Uh I forgot his name. I know you talk about though. I have zero idea who you're talking about.

  • 1:01:19

    Oh no, no, no. This he this dude is like he like he like he like the dude the the fat dude that do the Eagles rants all the time. Okay. No, you got to No, you

  • 1:01:25

    got to check him out. His [ __ ] is like his [ __ ] You haven't even told me who he is, Mo. I don't know his name. I feel How can I check him out, Mo? Cuz I just

  • 1:01:31

    see the clips of him like they just put him out every time the Giants lose. When you figure out this guy's name, they know the people know who I'm talking

  • 1:01:37

    about. Well, I don't know who you're talking about. They'll at you with it, though. Yeah, they know what I'm talking about. Don't at me with it. No, they will. They'll send you [ __ ] at you

  • 1:01:42

    with send Joe his videos. The the the white guy, old white guy, Italian guy from I think he's from Jersey. Do we have sleeper songs for the day? Uh,

  • 1:01:50

    yeah. I think I got one. I ain't got one. I'll find one. If I ain't got it, I'm going to get it.

  • 1:01:58

    I ain't got it. No new Uncle Murder drop. So, what time did we start recording? Why? Hey, Pat, where we at

  • 1:02:03

    with the time on this? Why that feel quick? No, it wasn't that wasn't that quick, was it?

  • 1:02:10

    Felt quick to me. Feels quick. Where we at? Time.

  • 1:02:16

    That is quick. I guess that's quick. Hour and 20. You said that's an hour and two. Hour and That [ __ ] said an hour

  • 1:02:23

    and two. Yeah, that is a question. I want to go to sleepers already. Uh I'm trying to think what we skipped.

  • 1:02:29

    Oh, we were going to name all the hurt albums uh that came from broken relationships per the Nikki and Meek

  • 1:02:35

    thing. We didn't name those. Our our undercards were kind of low. We didn't do too many.

  • 1:02:42

    That's cuz of y'all [ __ ] name. No, I feel like we named a lot of underards. I had mad undercard fights to [ __ ]

  • 1:02:48

    name, but I can't name them. What you want me to do? I can't just go ahead and say who should be [ __ ] dragging Drake

  • 1:02:54

    up and down the [ __ ] street. Oh, Drake. Oh, okay. I'm saying what you want me to do. I'm I'm going to sit

  • 1:03:00

    there and start naming a lot of party next door verse every single R&B artist ever after 2013. You got to start with

  • 1:03:08

    Jeremiah though. I'd like to see Party and Jeremiah. I would love to see that. I'd like to see Tori and Bryson just

  • 1:03:14

    thug it out. I'd like to see Tori and Drake. Yeah. Quiet as captain. said this. Uh uh me and Sin both said this,

  • 1:03:22

    you know. Say what you want about Tori, but he's still putting out music that people like. Yeah. No, Tory Lanz is

  • 1:03:29

    talented though. I mean, I don't think people doubting that right now. When is Bry I want to know when Bryson Tiller is

  • 1:03:34

    going to put new music out. I'm not off of that. You should be putting something out soon. Also, wait, let me update all

  • 1:03:39

    the people who like the bird the the [ __ ] bird talk because it is interesting when you really get into it.

  • 1:03:46

    Does anybody care about what Alexis Sky is doing? So, there's a Alexis Sky Fetty

  • 1:03:51

    [ __ ] sex tape. Who's Alexis Sky? Alexis Sky is Fetty

  • 1:03:57

    Wop's old girl who is now prancing around with Offset from Migos to make

  • 1:04:03

    Fetty [ __ ] angry. So, there's a Fetty [ __ ] offset beef or tension brewing because

  • 1:04:11

    of this woman. I like that undergar. That sounds typical. I like that baby mother with the other

  • 1:04:17

    uh Fetty White kind of just like just just faded like quick. That that car accident [ __ ] him up, bro. A lot of

  • 1:04:23

    [ __ ] faded quickly. Oh yeah, I forgot he was in a car accident. Damn. I mean the motorcycle car motorcycle accident

  • 1:04:29

    didn't slow him up none. He went set up for [ __ ] 40 days and got right back to it. [ __ ] was right in [ __ ] the

  • 1:04:36

    Garden State Mall running around after that damn motorcycle accident. That [ __ ] That [ __ ] set him down. Joe was such a

  • 1:04:42

    dick. I know, right? That [ __ ] was right in Garden State Mall. Look at where you got him at. Like you got him in the Garden State. I don't have a

  • 1:04:48

    [ __ ] but you do. I was shocked to see the [ __ ] there. I was in the mall on my early morning one too. Charlie's getting

  • 1:04:54

    a cheese steak. Seen the [ __ ] up in it. I was like, "Okay." We both in the mall.

  • 1:05:01

    Oh [ __ ] This [ __ ] only Joe man up on his left side. So that's what's happening between them. But I called

  • 1:05:08

    that on the podcast too. I said the homeboy was going to slow down. Okay. you called that. I'm telling you,

  • 1:05:13

    somebody needs to get footage or some type of audio of just all of the things

  • 1:05:18

    that have been predicted on this forecast. Beliv Devote album is coming out if anybody cares. I think I don't

  • 1:05:26

    know and somebody keeps Oh, go ahead, Roy. I'm Yeah, I'm not nothing. I'm

  • 1:05:32

    excited or pardon. I'm not excited, but I listen. So, Bell Devo. Yeah, I'll give it a listen. I'm cool. Yeah, I'm not

  • 1:05:38

    going to listen. The brakes is coming back on. I didn't see M Wilds in the promos. Is she in it? No. Tiana Taylor

  • 1:05:44

    uh was in the promo to Mole's prediction of 2017 being great for her. Oh, good.

  • 1:05:50

    Yeah. Um it was a weird promo. Not a lot of the people that were in the show were in the trailer, so I don't think that was the official trailer. I think that

  • 1:05:56

    was just the announcement. But I'm excited cuz I love the uh the little miniseries. They did that little Yeah,

  • 1:06:01

    the breaks was dope. Yeah, that was a dope little mini series. Oh, wait. We don't even know. All right. We don't All right. No, I was thinking about

  • 1:06:07

    something else. What miniseries are you talking about? It wasn't a miniseries. It was a It was a movie. It was like a VH1 movie, which was The Brakes when Mac

  • 1:06:13

    starred in it, and now they're making it an actual TV series.

  • 1:06:18

    Oh, that ought to be interesting. And we got that new edition. Um, [ __ ] That's going to be dope. What new edition? What

  • 1:06:23

    the movie? The new edition movie. Oh, when is that air? Uh, January 24th, I believe. So, January 24th.

  • 1:06:31

    That's this month. I'm not going to give out dates, but I think that sounds about right. Quiet is kept. Quiet is kept. and

  • 1:06:37

    and it's 50° today and 60° tomorrow in New York City. Let me just throw that out there. Global climate warming, y'all

  • 1:06:44

    are [ __ ] the earth up. I'm not going to get into all of that right now, but um damn. What I just about to say about

  • 1:06:51

    [ __ ] uh winter is about to fly by. It's already about to be February. Two months and this [ __ ] is out of here.

  • 1:06:58

    It's going to snow on Saturday, too. Winter ain't going nowhere for a minute, bro. It's going to snow Saturday. Mhm.

  • 1:07:04

    Mhm. Oh, look what we [ __ ] had to resort to. We're doing weather on my [ __ ] podcast. Why are you telling me about what it's going to do? I'm just

  • 1:07:10

    saying it's January, February, and March. We got another another month and

  • 1:07:17

    a half of winter. Really? And then it's pool party season, Joe. Oh my [ __ ] goodness. Are you [ __ ] ready? Listen,

  • 1:07:22

    S's already laid down the the law for the pool party. Listen, we going to have to have a round table with S. She got

  • 1:07:28

    some understanding that once pool party season is here, got to understand what's going on. We got We do. I'm going call

  • 1:07:34

    I'm going call my I'm going to call my promoter homie out in Oakland. We going to book that date.

  • 1:07:39

    I'm got this. We got this. That That's actually not such a bad idea. Now she ain't going to turn that bag down.

  • 1:07:44

    That's how you do it. Cisco might block that one though. Y'all might got Cisco blocking the bag

  • 1:07:51

    is the funniest [ __ ] Joe, you don't see what's stealing your whole MO, my [ __ ]

  • 1:07:56

    You don't block bags. Nobody. I'm just saying though. But you see the crazy [ __ ] that's happening. You don't see it?

  • 1:08:03

    No. Oh man, Joe, you gota I've never blocked the bag. How Cisco block your bag though. Can y'all just imagine if

  • 1:08:09

    Joe was at that table with the [ __ ] when they had that creep squad round table and that [ __ ] told yo, check this

  • 1:08:16

    out. It's about 5,000 right here. If you want it, you want to come. I would have loved to see Joe with a cup of coffee in

  • 1:08:22

    his hand sitting right there. I would have loved that. Joe would have been like, "Yo, check this out. Y'all [ __ ]

  • 1:08:28

    is bugging and I'm getting the [ __ ] out of here. Mona bad.

  • 1:08:35

    Mike. Mike unclipped. That [ __ ] is getting the [ __ ] out of here. I called Mona the other day uh just cuz I wanted

  • 1:08:41

    to uh ask her if they was going to beat Yandy up at the reunion. That was in the script. No, I mean [ __ ]

  • 1:08:48

    the whole season you're you're gearing toward you're gearing you're giving me mad Yandandy beef this season for

  • 1:08:54

    whatever reason. I know the reason, but that reason won't be said on this podcast. And Mona is great at setting up the fight, but not setting up the fight.

  • 1:09:01

    She made a career out of it. Yeah, she's great at that. Yeah. Just sit two girls here that don't like each other. Yeah. And bring those glasses out and sit them

  • 1:09:07

    on the table. Get them really drunk before they do it, too. You gonna bring these cups out right now, Mona. Really? Yeah. They kill me with that. Cuz we

  • 1:09:13

    look thirsty right now, right? Nobody ever looks thirsty. Love hip hop's the only place where all the enemies just uh

  • 1:09:19

    schedule meetups to talk. Love and hip hop is the only place where they bring you drinks. And I never see the person order a drink.

  • 1:09:26

    Every time somebody sits down to meet somebody, it's drinks already on the table. I'm like, when did they order that? How do I get on these email lists

  • 1:09:31

    to get invited to the Gwinning [ __ ] concerts because you're Duski and the

  • 1:09:36

    [ __ ] uh gorgeous gangster showcase. How do I get on that email? Where that

  • 1:09:43

    Where's the invite to these? First of all, don't ever say Gwining again. Please don't ever say that. I hate that

  • 1:09:48

    word. Gwining. He's selling t-shirts. You hating on the Gwinnon squad? All right, I'm all for this, man. Give me some sleepers. I'm not [ __ ] We not

  • 1:09:55

    certainly not going to sit here and say Gwyn for the next [ __ ] 20 minutes. You're a hater. That's what it is.

  • 1:10:00

    Definitely a hater. Call me what you want. Some kind of record. You got a new record, too. Gwinny, you mad. You're not the first. That might be the sleeper.

  • 1:10:07

    Make it your sleeper. No, I ain't going to be mine. I'm cool. You about to be sleep. Keep saying I'm cool. [ __ ] that.

  • 1:10:13

    I ain't playing that. Who got a sleeper? I got it. I'm plugged in. They got sleepers. I ain't got one. Uh, this is uh Xavier Omar. Uh, special eyes

  • 1:10:21

    elastic. Ooh.

  • 1:10:30

    [Music]

  • 1:10:38

    Good [Music]

  • 1:10:44

    evening. We are so special. [Music]

  • 1:10:54

    This is not how the record sounds. Are you going to wait some more barefoot?

  • 1:11:04

    Are you going to be here with me? Are you going to break my heart

  • 1:11:11

    today? Oh, baby, if you're not right for me, I'm wrong for you. Yeah. I won't let you be

  • 1:11:19

    responsible. You say you want me. You say you're

  • 1:11:24

    ready with your heart in mind. And every time I find there's something special in

  • 1:11:30

    your eyes to be. I want to

  • 1:11:37

    see special in your eyes.

  • 1:11:42

    I want to see [Music]

  • 1:11:55

    everything. There's something special in your eyes. See it every morning and night. Something special in your eyes.

  • 1:12:03

    See it every morning. Oh, baby. There's a [ __ ] road. Hey, which way are you

  • 1:12:08

    going? Swear I'll meet you halfway. Your left hand I'm holding. Girl, I want you

  • 1:12:14

    to know. You're my favorite blessing. I believe we're destined. It's

  • 1:12:22

    not for me. I'm like that. What's his name? Uh, that's

  • 1:12:28

    Xavier Omar. Xavier Omar. He put out two projects last year that are both dope. He has two first names. That sound like

  • 1:12:34

    I got to be jerking off in the shower to enjoy that [ __ ] What? All right, pass me. I don't know. This [ __ ] got weird.

  • 1:12:40

    I'm a little uncomfortable. Sorry. I'm uncomfortable, dog. My bad, guys. Uh,

  • 1:12:47

    I'mma play uh my homeboy. My name, his name is Jazz. Pay for Play. No, this

  • 1:12:52

    just a He ain't got to pay me for this. Uh, it's called uh he got a new tape coming out. I think he putting it out

  • 1:12:58

    tomorrow. It's called Scattered Thoughts 3. His name is Jag. Based out of LA.

  • 1:13:04

    This is uh his office tape, Scatter Thoughts 3.

  • 1:13:10

    [Music] Yeah, [ __ ] saw me. In order to do

  • 1:13:16

    scattered thoughts, you got to be able to jump in your bag that

  • 1:13:22

    [ __ ] exclusive. Yeah. Yeah.

  • 1:13:27

    [Music] I thought I'd be balling, thought I'd be starting. You [ __ ] thought I was weak.

  • 1:13:33

    I beg your pardon. Crazy home by now. [ __ ] thought I'll be on the carton just trying to play my ro. Feel like

  • 1:13:38

    Jenn. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I'd be low riding some chrome [ __ ] You thought they created me on some clone [ __ ] I

  • 1:13:45

    thought that these [ __ ] was on some grown [ __ ] I thought that these cats was writing their own [ __ ] But I was

  • 1:13:50

    wrong and I lost hope cuz they all joke. Wrote about them boys in my lost notes and they all broke. Reason why I smoke

  • 1:13:56

    now I'm thinking I should get off dope. I mean sell it. I know the consumer all slow. She could have ass with AIDS.

  • 1:14:02

    Watch who you fall for. Whole squad shooting. I call shots and they all know. Whole tape coat got cracks and

  • 1:14:08

    it's all blow. Not the right button to push. You [ __ ] should call. Swear I can't [ __ ] with these [ __ ] I see

  • 1:14:13

    they phony. If I promise I be their homie. See how I did. They just love me.

  • 1:14:18

    I see they know I don't really see them. I see they homie. Yeah. One word. You catch shot me. Do you couldn't walk a

  • 1:14:25

    foot in my shoes. Give me the room. Thought that I'd be dead in jail and maybe [ __ ] up grilling. Now I need me

  • 1:14:31

    a griffle. Jimmy the jeweler. [ __ ] never snitch. That's a head tag. You said jack. Swear I get respect from the

  • 1:14:36

    blue side and the red rack. Remember I was broken but 10 racks in the bread bag won't happen again. And I put that [ __ ]

  • 1:14:42

    on my dead dad. I told my bro like yo this what I do. I go hunting for food and send [ __ ] to my crew. Put a diamond

  • 1:14:49

    in the rose and get [ __ ] to my I'm the first one to do it. The rest skip to my loop. Yeah I got them thinking who put

  • 1:14:55

    Jay on the waves. hired Donald Trump told him put yay on the slaves and that just got me mad now I'm all the way in

  • 1:15:01

    my bag doing rants got them yelling who put yay on the stage and little did I know that my thoughts ain't about [ __ ]

  • 1:15:07

    [ __ ] thought that my favorite rapper was rich [ __ ] I thought I make double XXL [ __ ] I thought that my dream girl

  • 1:15:14

    be my [ __ ] [ __ ] little did I know I'm just a fire ass [ __ ] tired of the tired ass [ __ ] no air in the tire ass [ __ ]

  • 1:15:22

    always acting like they got [ __ ] in the pants sending money through the wire ass [ __ ]

  • 1:15:27

    Yeah, they killing it. That's Jag. J A G. Call him Jag on

  • 1:15:32

    Instagram, man. Scatters three coming out. Shouts to Jag, man. I know tomorrow. I think he putting out

  • 1:15:39

    tomorrow. Yeah, I think he put out tomorrow, man. I You know, my homeboy out in LA, he definitely a lot in the

  • 1:15:45

    past year. Yo, you know what Insta Live has taught me? Chicks really ain't that pretty. Y'all [ __ ] don't be doing

  • 1:15:52

    [ __ ] Did you think otherwise though? Y'all don't be doing a goddamn thing. God damn

  • 1:15:59

    it. Yeah, we knew that. And that line of [ __ ] might be the worship though. And y'all kitchens be trash. Kitchens, they

  • 1:16:05

    bedrooms be trash. They always try to get that right angle in the bedroom with the one good one. I ain't going to lie.

  • 1:16:11

    If your angle ain't right, your bedroom setup, ambiance, aura ain't right, ma.

  • 1:16:16

    Oh man. Or it be the hotel tonight. $85 [ __ ] Like I saw that on the app, too. I know you staying at

  • 1:16:23

    yo. Oh, and a lot of y'all [ __ ] women, a lot of y'all women who um who

  • 1:16:28

    was uh y'all think y'all low y'all was dissing the back page chicks this morning, but y'all knew kind of fast too

  • 1:16:34

    that it was down. That's a fact. Y'all knew kind of fast that it was down now.

  • 1:16:40

    That's a fact. All right. All right, Queen back page. All right. So, now um

  • 1:16:45

    this is a young lady from there's Is there a group called like what's the group with the five girls? Like Fifth

  • 1:16:50

    Element or some [ __ ] Fifth Harmony. Fifth Harmony. Fifth Harmony. So, this is a girl I've been playing this this

  • 1:16:56

    cover all week. This girl's name is Normani, and she's from Fifth Harmony.

  • 1:17:02

    And I have a quick quick Fifth Harmony story before you play that. I went to go take my little cousin to see Fifth Harmony at the Good Morning America [ __ ]

  • 1:17:09

    at like 5:00 a.m. Super tired. I didn't know how old they were. I'd never even heard of them. I get on my timeline and

  • 1:17:15

    say, "Yo, not for nothing, some of these Fifth Harmony girls could get it." Let's just say the timeline didn't think

  • 1:17:21

    that was very funny. No, there's some cute girls in that group though. They were like 16 at the time and I was 25.

  • 1:17:28

    Oh yeah, they young but they're they're cute. Yeah, but yeah. Yeah, you got but you you show some of those symptoms.

  • 1:17:36

    You showing some of those symptoms is funny. You show some child molestation

  • 1:17:43

    symptoms. You're a little saying you one of them, but I mean the symptoms I could make a really accurate joke about you,

  • 1:17:50

    but I will keep it to myself about dating young women, but we'll stay out of this one. Play your fifth harmony.

  • 1:17:57

    [Music] That was a Don DeMarco. That really was a D. My young [ __ ] be bad. Get what

  • 1:18:03

    he talking about. All right, so listen. Normani from Fifth Harmony redid uh Don't Touch My Hair by Solange and it

  • 1:18:12

    sounds like one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard. Followed by Crane. She bodied this. So

  • 1:18:19

    you can rip this from her Soundcloud like I did. Don't touch my soul. No. You got to use some ass. What

  • 1:18:27

    is the rhythm? I know. Don't touch my

  • 1:18:37

    crown. This is the vision I've found.

  • 1:18:42

    Don't touch us when it's a

  • 1:18:50

    vain where they don't understand what it

  • 1:18:56

    means to me where it chose to go where it meant to know. They don't understand

  • 1:19:05

    what it means to me. where it chose to go with me to

  • 1:19:13

    know. You know this very smile she wrote about I give it

  • 1:19:19

    time. But this is mine. You know this every

  • 1:19:29

    sm. But this here is mine.

  • 1:19:35

    [Music] What you say to me? What you say to me?

  • 1:19:42

    What you say to me? What you say to me?

  • 1:19:47

    What you say? While this song is on, I figured I'd ask you if you were going to be here next week. Yeah, I'll be right.

  • 1:19:55

    M will be here, guys. Rory Maul will be here.

  • 1:20:00

    They said their room would be in New Orleans, but you know how that went. Oh, I got invited to a

  • 1:20:07

    Sizza listening party tonight. So that must mean music is on the way if anyone cares. Where is that in New York? Yeah.

  • 1:20:15

    Shout out to Scissor. We like her. Love Scissor. I'm excited. Friend of the show.

  • 1:20:21

    Normandy. This is her name. Normandy. Yeah, that is N O R M A N I. She's killing. And her

  • 1:20:31

    last name is spelled K O R D E I. She's bodyless.

  • 1:20:41

    Well, I could just let her go and fade out. Uh, so yeah, I think that's about it. I

  • 1:20:47

    think I touched on everything. Uh, I do want to bid farewell to Obama while the

  • 1:20:52

    state of address is happening. Um, man, this is big. Uh, yeah. I You know what I

  • 1:20:59

    think about Joe? No. You think about Obama leaving office, man, eight years ago. And I I remember exactly where I

  • 1:21:05

    was when they announced that he had won the presidency and you think about, you know, where you're at now in life and think about

  • 1:21:12

    how many people are not no longer here, family, friends. Mhm. And it's just it's emotional, you know what I mean? Like

  • 1:21:17

    you start thinking about a lot of [ __ ] that has happened and how much time has passed and you really look back like 8

  • 1:21:23

    years flew by quick. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's eight years. I was thinking about that uh earlier. Eight

  • 1:21:29

    years happens quickly. Yeah. O D. Quickly. I posted a photo of the day that Obama got elected. Look how much

  • 1:21:37

    different I look. That might be good artwork. Yeah, that was Yo, listen, man. 8 years if I don't even look like the

  • 1:21:43

    same person. It's almost scary how fast eight years can go by. I remember um sign sealed and delivered Stevie

  • 1:21:50

    Wonder. Yeah, that was immediately blasting and me just everywhere. had

  • 1:21:56

    tears flowing down my eyes just because the president was playing Stevie Wonder. Yeah, that was crazy. So, that was

  • 1:22:03

    pretty awesome. Uh, class act. Definitely class act. Definitely

  • 1:22:09

    [ __ ] We'll miss him. We get four years of this Mona Scott produced [ __ ]

  • 1:22:15

    that Donald Trump is about. Donald Trump has to stop saying very. Listen, man. Donald Trump has to stop a lot of

  • 1:22:21

    things. Very is the least of our words. I'll give him very. He can have that. He can cut out a lot of other [ __ ] I saw a

  • 1:22:28

    tweet. Somebody said, "I'm just waiting for the day that Donald Trump comes out of a

  • 1:22:34

    uh a secret um briefing and tweets exactly what they was just talking about. It's going to happen. This is

  • 1:22:40

    what I'm saying. He's going to get impeached, man. He He has to. He's not He's not fit for presidency."

  • 1:22:46

    Lastly, before we leave, shout out to Royce. He absolutely destroyed that Wait a minute beat. Yes, he did. Yeah, he

  • 1:22:52

    did. Yeah, he did. Royce is a a different animal. House gang, we gone till next week. Stay safe. The whole

  • 1:23:00

    real before we sign off, I want to plug something. This [ __ ] got plug. Jesus. No, no. Got to plug DMac, man. My cousin

  • 1:23:06

    DMac is doing of the show. He's doing a uh a fitness

  • 1:23:11

    camp in Harlem on the 20 the 23rd at Harlem Children's Zone, man. So, if y'all want to start getting right for

  • 1:23:17

    the summer, man, you know what I mean? They doing I got to pull up on the Draco. I got to plug something real quick. Man, that [ __ ] Mac look

  • 1:23:24

    like an action figure. If you're a fan of Battle Rap next Sunday, January 22nd,

  • 1:23:30

    RS about to get his boost going smoke Chill Jones. Hey Ars, hold up now. You

  • 1:23:36

    know you and I had our [ __ ] That's you. My guy. Ars is my guy now. All the

  • 1:23:42

    battle rappers I ever had a thing with, they're my guy. Trock Ars. Ars, I

  • 1:23:48

    respect you, dog. That boy Chilla will be prepared

  • 1:23:54

    and his nickname is Kingpin. And then the main event on that battle is Hitman

  • 1:23:59

    Holla makes his return to battle rap against Shotgun Shook. It's over. What day is this? I might have to come

  • 1:24:06

    to this uh the 22nd, next Sunday, cuz Holla and Suge really don't like each other. No, them [ __ ] do not like each

  • 1:24:12

    other. Sounds like a safe event to go to.

  • 1:24:18

    Do we do that now? Do we do that when Rory plugs any pooer? That's that profile. We

  • 1:24:25

    don't know that white privilege. Don't do that. Don't do that. They don't like each other. His name is shotgun. I'm a

  • 1:24:32

    little scared. Well, there's your little white privilege Rosenberg joke. Me and Rosenberg on the undergard. There you

  • 1:24:38

    go. The [ __ ] I don't know. Rosenberg is a big UFC fan, man. I don't know. Yo,

  • 1:24:45

    chill. About to get to [ __ ] with him. Yo, we out of here, man. Peace. Yeah. Yeah.